>>45803647
>Keep it up, move on to the replacement soil for the edge of the yard.
Break for water only when it's already mostly done, otherwise you'll never finish in time to make anything of the day.

>>45803647
>Take a break from yardwork in general and get some water.

"Dad, I made a mess by accident. You're being a pain in the ass on purpose."

>>45803647
>Keep it up, move on to the replacement soil for the edge of the yard.

I am imagining Amy looks like this, only more Asian.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ao0mij7EHUA

>>45803647
>Keep it up, move on to the replacement soil for the edge of the yard

>>45803812
Second.

>>45803812
This is nice, i like the write in but

>Keep it up, move on to the replacement soil for the edge of the yard.
is my vote for general activity.

>>45803647
Heyo Strike, hope you've had a good week!

Alrighty, gonna start the next update.

>>45803837
Slightly prettier, taller and more muscled. She also has larger breasts.


>>45804037
I've been alright, most trying to get through work and still play vidya and shitpost on 4chan.

>>45804174
>She also has larger breasts.
But does she have da booty?

>>45804206
If you liked incredibly toned asses, then yes. Amy is pretty ripped, not body builder ripped either it's the not as pretty muscle you see on MMA and UFC fighters.

>>45804253
You're right it isn't pretty.
It's sexy as fuck

You move on to the fifty pound bags of soil, you’ve gotten this far no reason to slack off now. You hoist two of the bags onto your shoulders and carry them over to where you displaced the soil. Shit you made a mess, but it was an accident and now dad’s milking this as an opportunity for free labor.

“You know this was an accident right? You don’t have to act like an ass about it.” You yell at your dad, he just tilts his head back and lets out a huge guffaw.

“I know darlin’, I’m just having a bit of fun at your expense is all. I’m not making you do all of it, when you’re done with the bags all you have to do is spray the house off and you’re free.” Well when he says it like that it isn’t as bad, but that’s still like 15 bags of soil.

Ugh this sucks, it isn’t even a proper work out.

You go back and forth between where the bags are and the ditch almost ten more times. The bags aren’t super heavy by your standards but the sun is taking its toll out on you. It’s supposed to be autumn, why the fuck is it so hot? Oh right, you’re in Houston where it’s only ever hot or “cold”. Not like a 36 degree low is cold, but still, the weather was bipolar as shit.

>Take a break for a minute, get some water.

>No! You’re almost done, finish off the hard work then spray the house.

>Write-in?

>>45804651
>Take a break for a minute, get some water.
I'm hit by a sudden urge to check up on Trish to make sure she hasn't inadvertently sold her soul or anything.

>>45804651
>>No! You’re almost done, finish off the hard work then spray the house.

When we get nearly done with spraying the house "accidentally" spray dad.

>>45804651
>No! You’re almost done, finish off the hard work then spray the house.

>>45804651
>No! You're almost done, finish off the hard work then spray the house.

I just realized I forgot the post with all the info.


Archive: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Urban%20Oni%20Quest

Twitter: @StrikeZone13

Rules: Votes are given a 10-15 minute voting period (This is not a hard time limit), the dice used are 3d10s and the occasional d100 both are best of three. I try to add write-ins to the post if they’re applicable to the situation, shitposting write-ins will be ignored unless they are genuinely funny and can be added.

Try to have fun!

Rolled 1, 9, 5 = 15 (3d10)

>>45804902
Rolling for QM memory

>>45804913
>DC was 6
Goddamnit


On that note, roll me 3d10 DC is 5

Rolled 7, 10, 10 = 27 (3d10)

>>45804952

Rolled 9, 7, 8 = 24 (3d10)

>>45804952

>>45804967
great success!

>>45804967
>>45804999

GG critfails from here on out.

Rolled 1, 1, 3 = 5 (3d10)

>>45805027
Well, let's see.

>>45804967
>>45804999
I uh..... I still need a third roll

>>45805038
Holyshit you actually crit failed, hahahahaha

Anyway, writing

>>45805038
>Literally got the evil twin of my roll

>>45805038
Told ya.

So Its still very early in the quest but what do people want Amy to focus on more magically wise. I would love to see her turn into a self-buffing weapon juggernaut. just running all over the place smashing casters or negating them.

>>45805247
I have a soft spot for lightning, kind of want to see what that ghost-fire tree is about.

>>45805247
Definitely physical buffs

>>45805247
How much control can we get over metal? Can we go full metalbender?

You aren’t going to let the sun win, dumb bitch was probably running around as wolf again somewhere anyway. No you were going to power through this, you hoist all of the remaining bags into your arms and walk over to the ditch. Fuck it’s awkward as hell, but you weren’t going to let that stop you! You keep on walking, and with a final push you through all the bags into the ditch at once.

Fuck you’re awesome.

>(Skill gained, Oni’s prowess: While in human form you can briefly summon your true Oni strength for a limited time. In Oni form you can pay PP to drastically increase your strength at the expense of stamina.)

Now that you’re done with the actual work your dad gets up and starts to pour the soil into the ditch. The last thing on your to-do list is to spray the dirt off the house. You go over to the small table your dad was sitting next to and drink the last of the water that was sitting there. It was way too hot to drink tea and get de-hydrated, not that your dad noticed the heat.

Bastard

After finishing off the water you grab the hose and start to wash the dirt off, you really sprayed a shit ton of dirt all over it. The dirt is caked into every small groove in the brick and the high pressure nozzle is barely making a dent in it. You probably shouldn’t have waited a few days to clean it all off, oh well.

>Text Trish when you’re done, see if she’s up yet.

>She’s probably asleep, find something else to do for a bit.

>Write-in?

>>45805323
You can sense it and feel it, but your control isn't as overt as metal-bending is.

>>45805327
>Text Trish when you’re done, see if she’s up yet.

>>45805327
>Text Trish when you’re done, see if she’s up yet.
Pretty cool reward. Glad I woke up to roll.

>>45805327
>>Text Trish when you’re done, see if she’s up yet.

That skill though.

>>45805327
Nice reward!
>Write in: grab a shower, then
>Text Trish when you're done, see if she's up yet

>>45805327
>Tea
>dehydrating
What?

>>45805508
Second.

>>45805327
>It was way too hot to drink tea and get de-hydrated,
What? Strike have you been hitting the cocaine again?

>>45805535
>>45805552
Uh, doesn't everything that's not water dehydrate you to some degree?

I may or may not be incredibly bad at chemistry.

switching>>45805503(you)
to
>>45805508

>>45805566
As long as whatever you're drinking has a higher % of water in it than yourself, no.

Some things, like alchohol and caffine, are diuretics and can cause you to lose fluids that way however.

>>45805566
Tea is mostly water, you dork.

>>45805604
>>45805611
I'm actually a Highschool teacher and I'm being taught by anon on 4chan.... The irony is great.

Anyway writing.

>>45805611
I dunno anon, that sounds sketchy to me. I think we'd know if tea was mostly water.

>>45805630
Eh that's the best thing about /tg/, You always learn something when you go here, Whether you WANT to learn it however is another matter entirely.

>>45805611
I'm fairly certain that my family lives off of sun tea during the summer. Dad drinks near about 80 oz. a day during baseball season, aint dead yet.

>>45805651
>I used to scoff a people who claimed ignorance was bliss.
>Then I came to 4chan.
>Now I know better, but wish I didn't.

Now that the house is sparkling (metaphorically) you’re free to do whatever you want! You wave to your dad as you slip back inside your wonderfully air-conditioned house. The first thing you should probably do is take a shower, you smell worse than when you work out. Which is saying something…. You send Trish a quick message before hopping in the shower, a hot shower not a cold one. Some people think taking a cold shower after physical exertion is good for you when all it does is heat your body up MORE.

A few minutes later and you’re sparkling (metaphorically) clean! You check your phone for any messages, and nothing… Trish must still be asleep, what the hell are you going to do now? It’s a beautiful Saturday afternoon and until Trish wakes up you don’t really have anything planned. You’re super lucky that nobody assigned a lot of homework for Monday too. This is one of the problems of having a small social circle: potential boredom. You can’t even work out or anything because you kinda already did today.

Ugh this is a pain.

>Read a book.

>Dick around on the internet.

>Watch Netflix (what?)

>Listen to music (what?)

>Write-in?

Gonna go grab a Pizza, vote will be extended.

>>45805885
>Dick around on the internet.
It's like I'm really myself!

>>45805885
>>Listen to music (what?)
FOR HEAVY METAL WE WILL DIE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1GibafcYVU

>>45805885
>Dick around on the internet.

>>45805954
That song is honestly terrible.

>>45805885
>Dick around on the internet.

>>45805885
>Go work out, MORE GAINS!

>>45805969
meh, I thought of it and it was more of a suggestion of genre. Any suggestions from you? Always open to more bands on my playlist.

>>45805885
>Listen to music
Maybe some Amon Amarth?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhxymVE4CEw

My reccomondation, since I'm a terrible person.

>>45806016
I like Sabaton. Pretty good composition, nice vocals and the lyrics are almost always about historical battles, war heroes and the like, which is appealing to me. Dream Evil also had an album that I liked most of the things on. Dragonslayer, I think it was. Haven't heard much of their stuff beyond that.

>>45806008
Working out too often can fuck up your gains, IIRC.

>>45806170
>Working out too often can fuck up your gains, IIRC.
Two words, Fucking Oni.

>>45806185
Magic-enhanced musculature doesn't necessarily mean that they work in a completely different way to normal muscles. Though it might mean our potential gains are limited by magic gains.

>>45806207
We should start lifting magic weights

>>45806231
That's not what I mean by magic gains.

>>45806185
She literally has out-gained her current gym. She needs something beyond olympic level to get a burn going now. I am now actually curious, are mythical people not allowed in sports or do they have separate leagues?

>>45806250
I'm pretty sure that question was answered before, but I can't remember the answer.

>>45806262
Only meta question I remember is that Jersey Shore exists no matter what universe your in. Like a cockroach.

>>45806154
Nah gotta go with the classic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1hufXK4FDc

>>45805885
>>Dick around on the internet.
Maybe we'll find something useful

>>45806250
There are in fact separate leagues, some races and monsters abstain from them though and people call it racist and other shit like that.

I have acquired pizza, will try to write and consume at the same time.

>>45806459
You are now imagining a dragon tennis league.

>>45806459
It's speciest, not racist. Also justified when flat mortals literally can't compete with monstrous races.

>>45806492
Do monsters count as a different race or species, actually? I mean, some of them can interbreed with humans, but some can't? Is there any political distinction based on that?

>>45806486
A dragon ran for president actually, he only lost because OBAMA

>>45806492
>Also justified when flat mortals literally can't compete with monstrous races.
There are mixed leagues as well. They let the humies in those use drugs and shit though.

>>45806527
The terminology is foggy at best. Also cross breeding is relatively hard outside of human x orc. Half orcs are everywhere

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>>45806531
>Dragon runs for President
I'd vote for him

>>45806596
He was the GOP candidate, he beat out Mccain for the nomination.

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>>45806531
>A dragon ran for president
?

>>45806596
He had some progressive ideas but his plan for the economy was awful
He was going to move the entire U.S Department of Treasury directly into his office

>>45806654
Hey that's slanderous, Senator Vaxhenmous donates most of his quarterly earnings to charity, like the make a wish foundation. Which was founded by a Djinn.

>>45806654
Nobody's perfect

>>45806677
Hehehehehe, just got the idea of a 30+ ft long dragon trying to play basketball against Obama and still somehow gets dunked on.

You decide that the best way to kill time is by dicking around on the internet, an easy way to kill an hour or two. You boot up your laptop and quickly get onto the net. You’re so happy Trish told you about Google Adamant, so much better than fucking Internet Explorer. The first thing you do is go to Youtube to see if there are any decent videos, unfortunately the youtube home page is covered in videos from tv, and music videos. Man, Youtube has really gone to shit ever since they sold out. With your first plan failing almost immediately, you’re kinda lost on what else you can look for online. You’re not super internet savvy like Trish is.
What to do what to do….

>Surely Youtube isn’t complete trash.

>Dare you risk it? The dreaded 4chan?

>Research some Oni/Japanese stuff.

>Write-in?

>>45806926
>Research some Oni/Japanese stuff.

>Search for Oni stuff on the internet.
>The internet is mostly porn.
>Turns out there is a lot of Oni porn.

>>45806926
>>Surely Youtube isn’t complete trash.
Wasn't Amy's fight recorded or something?
Kinda curious to see what people around school commented about it.

>>45806926
>Research some Oni/Japanese stuff.

>>45806999
>We find our workout videos

>>45806926
>Research some Oni/Japanese stuff.

>>45806999
Actually, only about 20% of the internet is porn. It's just that the internet is a fucking ridiculously big place and you use it mostly for porn. And unless you're specifically typing in porn keywords, it's pretty uncommon to get porn, even with safe search disabled, as long as you don't go into images and stick to webpages.

>>45806926
>>Surely Youtube isn’t complete trash.
Let's see if somebody uploaded the fight

>>45807028
I don't see that much porn in images either, really. Like 1:20 ratio of porn to notporn.

>>45806926
>Research some Oni/Japanese stuff.

>>45807028
>Actually, only about 20% of the internet is porn
Most estimates put it around 70%

>>45806926
>Surely Youtube isn’t complete trash.

>>45806926
>Surely Youtube isn’t complete trash.
Fight, fight, fight.

>>45806999
>Turns out there is a lot of Oni porn.
>and most of that is/ss/

>>45807083
I've never seen an estimate above ~40% that had any reputability. The most common one is actually 37%.

>>45807114
Fuck off and die

>>45807114
Kill yourself.

>>45806926
>Dare you ridk it? Thr dreaded 4chan?
We dare. How bad can it be?

>>45806926
>Surely Youtube isn’t complete trash.

>>45807141
>>45807146
All right, all right. No need for such vitriol, damn

Calling, counting, then writing.

>>45807239
There is no amount of abuse - physical, verbal, mental or spiritual - that I can express through this medium that would equal what you deserve.

>>45807302
He's right though
Unless all the porn is Oni on Oni, which is unlikely.

>>45807302
I admit it was in poor taste; let's just drop it and let the quest continue.

>>45807394
I don't think you know what /ss/ is.

>>45807520
If it's with literal shotas yea that's kinda gross.

>>45807601
Well if it's not then size difference is the term you're looking for.

Okay, you did kinda give up pretty quickly on Youtube, maybe you can find an interesting video? You scroll down a bit and see a few interesting music videos, and a suggestion to watch a video from some weird looking guy named Pewdiepie.

What a fucking dumb name.

Then it hits you, your fight from earlier in the week might be on Youtube. You type in ‘school fight’ into the search bar and a bunch of different videos pop up. Most of them look like a bunch of videos of black girls attacking each other and one of an Orc boy beating up some bullies. AH! There it is, your fight is titled “Awesome parking lot fight”, Jesus another terrible name. You click on the vid and watch yourself beat up five football players in the span of about two minutes. Damn you’re good, the video is shit though, it’s all grainy and shaky, must’ve been filmed on a phone. You scroll down into the comments and see the typical Youtube shit. Some people said it was fake, a few said you were unnecessarily harsh the vast majority however think your either incredibly badass or super-hot, or both. The video already has almost a million views, you wonder how long it’ll take before it gets more than that.

You spend a bit more time watching videos before finally getting a text from Trish. Looks like she stayed up way too late and is regretting it, but you can go over and talk to her about what she found out. Although it would probably be nicer if you wait a bit…

>Go over now, this is the future she chose.

>Wait another hour (do what at home?)

>Write-in?

>>45807635
>Go over now, this is the future she chose.
Time for friendship.

>>45807635
>Go over now, this is the future she chose.
TIME FOR FRIENDSHIP

>>45807635
>Go over now, this is the future she chose.
Time for wizardry

>>45807635
>>Go over now, this is the future she chose.
tell her we're e-famous now!

>>45807635
Hey Strike....You said that to bind someone they needed to use something that they owned and was important to them right?.....The how come we got bound to the guy even though it was the fae's chain....

>>45807118
Yeah, but that's just storage. The amount of traffic used for porn is huge.

>>45807705
We're talking about content, not usage.

>>45807635
>some weird looking guy named Pewdiepie
This guy sounds overrated

>>45807635
>and a suggestion to watch a video from some weird looking guy named Pewdiepie.
Ignore that shit immediately.

>>45807702
It was never the Faerie's chain she just enchanted it.

Why it was important to Dan remains a mystery, mwhhahahahahaha.

>>45807777
You mean you DON'T carry a length of chain around in case of Fae fuckery?

>>45807793
I....That's a good point actually....

>>45807777
>It was never the Faerie's chain she just enchanted it.
And that itself is telling, How long does it take to enchant something?

>>45807830
For a Fae? I don't think it would take that long for a simple tightening enchantment

>>45807830
Depends on the magic, Fae are bullshit though. They cheat when it comes to magic.

>>45807777
Clearly Dan is a demon and wanted to bind a fey.

>>45807635
>Wait another hour and go check out 4chan
>Write in: tell Trish about our video

>>45807875
>Clearly Dan is a demon and wanted to bind a fey.
But cold iron works on demons aswell.

>>45807875
>>45807917
Or he just had a length of chain around in case of Fae fuckery

Closed

Roll me a d100 for random encounter

Rolled 67 (1d101)

>>45807977

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>45807977

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>45807977

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>45807977

>>45808021
>>45808025
>>45808035

Sigh nothing interesting.

Writing

>>45808099
do you seriously have a RE table with 100 entries?

>>45808099
Well, you can't win 'em all

>>45808128
.....Maybe I was bored one night okay

>>45808147
There are worse things you could do

This is the future Trish chose, she didn’t have to stay up all night. You get dressed and quickly run down the stairs. You see your mom is moving groggily in the kitchen, so she finally woke up. You wave to her and tell her you’re going to Trish’s and then you’re out the door. You get into your piece of shit mobile and start driving to Trish’s. The one good thing about Houston traffic is how nonexistent it is on the weekend. You find yourself making great time, not that Trish lived that far away, but it has taken you upwards of twenty minutes to get there before. You stop at a stop sign just outside of her neighborhood when you see something flicker out of the corner of your eye. You stop and focus on it, but as soon as you do it vanishes immediately.
Curious….

>Try to use the Void to sense what/where it is.

>Nah, it’s nothing, just keep going to Trish’s house

>Write-in?

>>45808331
>Try to use the Void to sense where/what it is
>But don't spend too long, even if traffic is light, we don't want to be that asshole blocking people off

>>45808331
>>45808382
Second. Don't void-sense and drive, kids.

>>45808382
This; always be mindful of other drivers!

>>45808331
>>Try to use the Void to sense what/where it is.
>>45808382
Agreed, hate getting stuck behind people who seem to randomly choose to slow down a lot.

>>45808331
>Don't head directly to Trish's house, drive around to see if you're being followed
Time for shadowrunning

>>45808447
Maybe they're trying to see magical stalkers themselves?

Also, would this pic of questionable work safety be a decent image of Amy? http://static3.fjcdn.com/comments/Real+life+korra+anyone+_b118971776eb0572d1856241e42e4e7c.jpg

>>45808513
Not enough muscles in the arms or legs.

>>45808513
Nah, To skinny plus what this anon said>>45808550

>>45808513
Great picture, but no. Amy is a lot taller and a lot more built. I'm not joking when I say she's ripped.

Anyway writing.

Roll me 3d10 for void sensing. Where is DC 6, what is DC 9

Rolled 2, 1, 2 = 5 (3d10)

>>45808642

Rolled 5, 1, 3 = 9 (3d10)

>>45808642

Rolled 4, 9, 1 = 14 (3d10)

>>45808642

Rolled 1, 3, 3 = 7 (3d10)

>>45808642

Rolled 9, 3, 5 = 17 (3d10)

>>45808642

>>45808702
>>45808723
>>45808724
haha
awful

>>45808735
fuck

>>45808702
>>45808723
>>45808724
>>45808735
>>45808739
So... we kinda suck at this. Might need to meditate more when we get a chance. Maybe a lot more.

>>45808702
>>45808723
>>45808724
>>45808735
>>45808739
Looks like our regularly scheduled Trish meeting is happening.

>>45808780
Nah
Magics for nerds
We should just get more swole

>>45808798
Agreed, We must become the swolest Oni! Capable of destroying mountains in one punch!

>>45808798
>>45808818
What if we used our magic to help us get swole!

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>>45808818
With one punch?! Sounds like something we'd need to find a true Master to help us train!

>>45808858
That sounds like heresy anon.....NEVER!

>>45808798
Magic is an inherent part of an Oni, as much as the muscles, which may or may not be capped by magical capability. And we are the most magical kind of Oni.

>>45808880
This nigga right here is smart, y'all niggas better listen.

>>45808880
So, our magic is another set of muscles?

>>45808945
It's anything from getting swole, thunder/lightning powers and weaboo fightan magic.

>>45808880
yea lol w/e nerd
go do math

>>45809010
Screw fighting magic, We just need to get swoler and get a giant oni-metal kanabo with one of those rings at the end of it.

>>45809010
Cool; you still writing our arrival at Trish's?

>>45809068
That's magic.

>>45809092
Pretty sure giant metal clubs aren't magic.

You pull over and try to use the void to sense….. Whatever it is you saw out there.

In

Out

In

Out

You breathe in a steady rhythm and enter the Void. You search the area around your car and see, something. You can’t really focus on it though, it’s almost as if the image is fuzzy or has bad reception. You keep focusing on it, you’re just starting to get a read on it when it moves. You growl and redouble your efforts, this stupid thing was not beating you. You find it again somewhere behind the car and you focus your efforts on it again aaaaaand, nothing. The fucker moved again, almost like it’s playing with you. It let’s you sense it for a second and then disappears.

What an asshole

You tsk to yourself and pull up back onto the road, you’ll just have to train yourself to use your Void sense more efficiently. You drive straight to Trish’s house and park in her drive way. Her parent’s car is gone so they must be out shopping or something. You walk up to the door and knock.

Nothing

You ring the doorbell.

Nothing

Alright, this is nothing to worry about, she’s probably just sleeping. Or maybe she got kidnapped by NINJAS! No that’s dumb, she was trying to find Wizards not ninjas…

Ye gods, NINJA WIZARDS!!!!

>Call her up, see if that’ll wake her.

>Use the key under the potted cactus to let yourself in.

>Write-in?

>>45809126
They are if they're oni-forged, and oni-forging itself is magic. If they're not oni-forged, they're kinda useless.

>>45809126
Oni muscles are, though

>>45809150
>Use the key under the potted cactus to let yourself in.

>>45809150
>Use the key under the potted cactus to let yourself in.

>>45809150
>Use the key under the potted cactus to let yourself in.

>>45809150
>Use the key under the potted cactus to let yourself in.

>>45809150
>Us the key under the potted cactus to let yourself in
>While doing your best Kool-Aid Man impression

>>45809154
This correct, although a regular club would be a decent weapon, you'd probably wear through it too fast though.

>>45809174
Only partially.

>>45809154
You only think they're useless because you're not strong enough. Hit the gym, nerd!

>>45809225
No, they're useless because we're *too* strong. Metal breaks.

>>45809237
And human forged metal breaks like a human?

>>45809237
If we can be challenged by humans, we're not strong enough to break a thick metal club. More reason to get swole.

>>45809293
Uh you've only fought humans once so far in quest. You destroyed them.

>>45809293
It's entirely possible for a flat human to break a thick metal club, and they can't really challenge us.

You will never get as swole as you want if you neglect half of your biology.

Rolled 6, 9, 4 = 19 (3d10)

>>45809293

>>45809328
We must have different definitions of thick, and the type of metal used then.

Oh fuck my nerd is showing.

>>45809324
Yeah, but our internal monologue shows we haven't dismissed all humans as unworthy opponents yet.

>>45809385
I think that's youth and inexperience more than inability.

Alrighty looks like we're breaking in, writing.


>>45809425
You'd be right

>>45809441
I'm always right. It's a natural consequence of being me.

>>45809425
Eh, I got the same sense when talking to that older Oni, when he was talking about that gang outside his house. Coulda misread him tho.

>>45809461
Kondo was/is too lazy to get rid of them. What's the point of killing the roaches just to have them show up again?

>>45809484
Freedom for a while. Plus they aren't actually roaches, eventually the area would get a reputation and they'd stay out.

This is pretty far from the original topic though.

>>45809441
It's not breaking in if it's your friends place, Trust me, I'm an expert by now.

>>45809484
Spite.

>>45809530
Maybe he gossips with their mothers or something you know? What if they actually have great big ol neighborhood block picnics or something huh? You wanna end the biweekly meeting of the Coleslaw Crew? You monster.

>>45809732
Old mexican ladies love Kondo, he abuses it ruthlessly for free food.

>>45809749
>he abuses it ruthlessly for free food.
As any true Oni would! The only food better than food you hunted yourself is free food!

You decide that the best course of action is to let yourself in. You grab the spare key from under the potted cactus and unlock the door. The lights are all off and the kitchen looks unused, they’ve been gone for a while. You lock the door behind you and quickly make your way up the stairs to Trish’s room. Which is eerily silent as you walk towards it… You Wizard ninja theory is becoming more and more likely… You open the door as quietly as possible and you see!!!! Quite possibly the cutest fucking thing you’ve ever seen. Trish is asleep underneath the sheets hugging her pillow, it’s so cute you might actually die from cute overload. Trying not to squee, you quickly make your way over to her bed and give her shoulder a gentle shake. Her eyes open immediately and she looks at you.

“You kept me waiting, you should’ve been over here as quickly as possible.” Oh God you shattered the cute, it may never come back. “It took me most of the night, but I finally managed to find a Wizard.”

“That’s great! Did you find his or her address as well?” You ask trying to keep yourself from sounding too impressed. The last thing Trish’s ego needs is inflating. She just smiles smugly in response.

“I did one better, I got an appointment with her. I hope your schedule is clear, because we’re meeting her at three.”

Well today is certainly going to end more interestingly than it began….

>>45809749
Wish I had a friendly neighborhood abuela to just throw food at me.

And that's it, thanks for coming out and participating. I'll be here until the thread's gone to answer questions etc etc.

I'm not sure when I'll be running again, next week is going to be a mess. Make sure to keep an eye out for my twitter updates.

I hope everyone has a great weekend.

>>45809834
I want to be Trish's samurai-familiar.

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>>45809834
I imagine Amy's Oni form looks kinda like this?

>>45809834
Thanks for running Strike! I propose that we bring up the bond at the start ofnext session since it looks like this is nearly the perfect opening to discuss it.

>>45809843
Convince other anons to vote for it then.

>>45809886
Agreed

>>45809843
Seconding, we've just been busy with everything else but I'm sure it will feel right to bring it up soon enough.

>>45809884
That's pretty close, except her hair is black. Her horns are also black with a silvery sheen to them and her skin is kind of a beige/grey mix. Here irises are silver as well.

So basically just a recolor of that. With bigger fangs.

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>>45809920
This one closer?

>>45809910
Seems that it takes only a few moments to bond and we have a couple hours before the meeting with the wizard lady. Seems perfect for it next time.

>>45809920
*Her Irises

>>45809932
Amy's fangs are still bigger, but yeah close enough.

>>45809936
Indeed, and the upcoming meeting with this witch is a pretty good reason. Meeting strange magic-users, always a time to worry for your friends.

>>45809974
Especially considering that we saved Trish from a witch apparently.

>>45809886
Shouldn't be too hard. I haven't seen anyone say anything against it for like four threads and it's pure positive. Faster power growth, immunity to other bindings, and the things it would have us do (can't hurt Trish, can't let Trish be hurt through inaction) are things we would *absolutely* not allow in the first place.

>>45809974
You guys are going to have such a treat with this wizard. Hahahaha

>>45809990
*paranoia increases*

>>45809984
You never know I could have hidden plot points and railroading that makes it screw you over.

>>45810011
It would still be better that it comes up with Trish than with getting involuntarily bound to someone else.

>>45810011
Well then you'd be a shit QM, But I don't think you are/are going to be one.

>>45810030
Agreed

>>45810011
And please no, you remember how that time with Danny went, right?

>>45810030
>>45810045
>>45810047
It's just a joke, everything about the Bond has been laid out. I was just laughing at my own inability to escape anon's rage in thread 2.

>>45810047
I think he was being facetious.

>>45810068
Fair enough

>>45810072
I've been burned before. Once bitten, twice shy and all that.

>>45810101
I'm sorry a QM did that to you anon.

Who was it?

So, what do people think Trish is going to give us to signify bonding?

I'm hoping for a cute ribbon that's worn in the hair in human form and on one of the horns in Oni form.

>>45810270
Fuck that's good....

Maybe I'll make it a vote if it come up.

>>45810270
Uhg no thanks, I hate that kinda stuff.

>>45810270
I'd rather have it be a tie or something that'll work as one so we can tie our hair up in a ponytail.

>>45810298
>Not wanting to be a blood-spattered warrior surrounded by the broken bodies of those foolish enough to oppose you with an adorable ribbon from your lord on a horn

>>45810312
No, Because that sounds lame and unintimidating as fuck.

>>45810335
For you.

>>45810346
You kinda failed your baneposting buddy.

>>45810354
Kinda, but it really does just come down to opinion on whether the ribbon is cute enough to justify being a little less scary looking.

>>45810367
True enough I guess.

So do you guys think Amy would look better in a sundress or a tube top with jeans?

>>45810433
Tubetop with jeans, She has muscles and a great body.

>>45810447
>not wanting to be a blood-spattered warrior surrounded by the broken bodies of those foolish enough to oppose you with an adorable sundress while out on a picnic with your lord.

>>45810433
I think that the former is cuter, but the latter is sexier.

>>45810476
>tfw you will never have a qt muscle girl oni samurai to slaughter your enemies and keep you safe.

Why live?