Rolled 61 (1d100)

We doing this again? Ohoho

Appear in front of God Child in a blinding flash of light, drunkenly singing sweet caroline.

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>>45796205
In a dazzling display of lights, colors and sparkles you appear before the girl, who attempts to cover her eyes from the painfully bright situation.

You materialize singing some verses from a tune you've had stuck in your head all night, then down the last of your tequila.

"I'm your fairy-mother and you're going to the ball young lady, whether you like it or not!"

"Excuse me miss, I think you might be lost, a little crazy and also drunk." responds Sasperella.

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>45796344
Make her believe in magic by turning a bunch of mice into bees.

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>>45796406
You start waving your magic wand around telling her you're for real. She tries to stop you, but you just put your hand on her face and shush her.

You spot some mice in the corner of the room, with a swish and flick of the wand you attempt start changing things. A bolt of energy shoots at the mice, but they scatter and it ricochets, bounching all over the room. It strikes Sasperella, who's rags turn into a swarm of bees.

You turn to the girl with a huge grin. "BEES!"

Despite just being forced into her underwear the girl looks at you with the most beautiful smile you've ever seen.

"You really are my fairy godmother, aren't you!"

Then the bees begin stinging both of you.

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>45796445
Make the bees into a ball worthy dress. Begin makeover.

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>45796445
Turn the stained glass window into a stained glass slipper.

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>>45796478
The two of you run around the room being stung before you decide to shape the bees back into some clothes. Nice ones this time preferably.

You begin to move your wand like a conductor and the bees begin to follow. You swirl them around Sasperella, landing on her in the vague shape of a dress. She stands perfectly still, shooting you a very concerned look.

With the bees in the perfect position you change them back into fabric, weaving together a very nice looking bee themed dress for her.

You think the outfit could use a little more so you decide to turn the stained glass window (which apparently exists now) into a pair of stained glass slippers. With a quick bit of magic they shape themselves nicely. Sasperella is hesitant to try them on, but claims they are actually not that uncomfortable.

>>45796604
You also clean her up a bit, removing the dirt, doing her hair. She seems just about ready for the ball, now she just needs to get there, preferably in style.

>>45796651
SHES READY FOR THE BALL WHEN WE SAY SO QM.

Give her a magic sword.

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>45796673

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>45796651
Summon someone else who needs help. We need to help all the people.

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>>45796673
>>45796684

Sasperella looks over her new outfit and goes over to give you a hug in thanks. You stop her and hand her a magical sword and sheath.

"Tis the blade of Esmerelda, Dragon Slayer Queen of Days Long Passed. Keep it safe, and use it well."

She seems confused, but quietly takes the sword and sheath and straps it around her back. You nod in approval.

>>45796696
Well this is going more smooth than any other magical job you've ever had did... (or any OPMUQ has) so why not spread the joy and start taking on two tasks at once?

With a quick spell you conjure a tall and mysterious looking stranger, covered from head to toe in rags. His hand is out with a few beans in them.

"What the hell? Oh come on lady, I was about to get myself a cow for a few magic beans. I WAS GONNA EAT THAT COW!"

"I'm here to help though!" you say cheerfully.

"I don't need help! I need a cow!"

Rolled 35, 52 = 87 (2d113)

>>45796818
Become insulted and turn him into a cow to pull the newly made chariot. Also give our princess the knowledge of how to use the sword.

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>45796869
Assuming we just turned something else into a cow, trade it to him for beans.

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>45796818
Enchant her dress with defensive enchantments so she will be prepared to slay the dragon King hosting the ball. We shall have our vengeance.

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>>45796869
You give the man a dirty look. Not wanting your help huh? Oh you'll help him alright, help him pull the carriage to the ball!

You fire off your wand, but in your anger you fail to aim properly. The spell bounces around the room. It heads straight for Sasperella, who you quickly give mastery over the sword. She blocks the incoming bolt and sends it flying at a mouse.

The mouse grows rapidly in size and changes shape into a cow, letting out a loud moo.

>>45796910
"You can have that cow if you want, I'll take the beans."

The stranger hands you the beans, not taking his eye off the cow. "Wow... you really are helpful... thank you madame. Do you mind if I eat it here? It could get messy."

>>45796942
As you think about it, you decide to give Sasperella some protection from various things like stains... oh and maybe while you're at it, protection from dragon's fire, and also swords and arrows and bullets. SHE'LL BE A WALKING TANK!

AS you begin casting charm after charm on her dress, it becomes incredibly stiff and heavy, to the point she can no longer move herself in it.

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>45797010
Turn the stiff dress into an armored carriage, but with the ability to change back into the normal dress

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>>45797036
You decide to fix this dress scenario. With a spell, the dress begins to expand and change shape, Sasperella disappearing inside of it. The dress transforms into a metal carriage. A blood splatter comes at the carriage, but simply dissolves away. It seems the defensive charms are still working.

The stranger, now devouring the cow with wicked sharp teeth, like blades, turns and looks at the carriage.

"That's a damn nice carriage, you ought to find something to pull it and someone to drive it."

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>45797095
Ask the stranger what the hell he's supposed to be. Then convince him to drive the carriage.

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>45797095
Enchant it to fly on its own, then head to the ball

It's Time

>>45797110
"What exactly are you suppose to be?" you ask the man.

The stranger gives you a nasty smile, blood dripping from his teeth. "Reginald Oxley, resident shit disturber and bean enthusiast."

"Do you want to drive the carriage?"

"Nah."

>>45797135
Well that failed. It'd probably be better if the carriage could just fly on it's own. You do your bippity and your bobbity and the carriage begins to float ever so slightly off the ground. You open the door and sit down next to Sasperella in her underwear. The seats are extremely comfortable.

"Were off to the ball darling. Make sure not to turn the dress back until I get out."

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>45797215
Put a spell on her. By the last stroke of midnight, if she's still at the party, she'll turn into a pumpkin.

Then warn her accordingly.

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>>45797236
You attempt to cast a spell on Sasperella, but enchant the carriage instead, perhaps that's more fitting anyways.

"Now Sasperella, if you stay at the ball too long, your carriage will turn into a pumpkin."

"Wait what? Why?"

You think about it for a moment... you aren't too sure actually.

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>45797261
Give her the knowledge of an ancient master swordsman so she may have the power to defeat the dragon king

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>>45797281
I believe you already have given her mastery over the way of the sword.

You decide to give Sasperella some more information about this ball. The king of the land, father to the prince she is all too eager to meet, is known as the dragon king. An ancient warrior who fought against the dragons in a great war many years ago. You fought alongside him, the fairies and the humans waged long wars against them, but eventually the dragons fell. The great King Charming took the skull of the Dragon Ruler and forged it into a mighty mantle of power, granting him immortality and the strength and cunning of a dragon. Since then he has ruled over humanity as the Dragon King.

Sasperella tells you she already knows all this. It's common knowledge, but everyone loves him. He's been a fair and wise ruler.

You're taken aback by this. You assure her to be ready with the sword and armored carriage regardless, just in case he tries anything.

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>45797361
Get to the ball already.

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>>45797373
You sit around awkwardly in the carriage.

"How far away is this place?" you ask.

Sasperella shrugs.

>>45797281
We can get revenge on dragon king by having a lowly peasant girl cuck his son.

Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>45797412
Make a fancy entrance

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>>45797412
The carriage arrives at the entrance to the palace. It's more spectacular than you remember. Not as spectacular as you are, but still decently spectacular.

You kick the door open and roll out a red carpet. You step out of the carriage and announce the arrival of the uh... to the girl, SASPERELLA!

The carriage transforms back into Sasperella's dress. The red carpet is coming out from under her dress, she trips on it and falls over. You look around to see you kind of just made a big declaration to the guards in front of the palace. They're holding back laughter as Sasperella attempts to get up, like a turtle on its back.

One goes to help her out. This was really quite embarrassing.

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>45797497
Remove the red carpet, turning it into a beautiful red dress for yourself so you can look great at the ball too.

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>>45797533
Sasperella floats to her feet as the carpet rolls out from under her and wraps itself around you. You begin to form a dress but you wrapped it around yourself so tight you have trouble finishing the spell.

The carpet forms a particularly ugly Christmas sweater.

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>>45797575
The two of you are lead through the halls by a few chuckling guards. Sasperella is bright red with embarrassment, one of the guards tells her not to worry about it, they'd probably fall too if they were wearing glass slippers.

You are lead onto a balcony, where a man calls out to the great dance hall below.

"Introducing the girl, Sasperella!"

All the guests clap with the exception of an old, wicked looking woman, and her two daughters. They look furious.

"As well as... Her fairy godmother!"

The Dragon King, who was drinking out of a goblet whilst talking to a fine maiden chokes on his drink hearing this. He stares at you in shock.

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>45797678
Send Sasperella to mingle with guests. Watch over her protectively, making sure her wicked family can't get to her.

>>45797678
Make Sasperella invisible to her family.

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>45797725

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>>45797708
You grab Sasperella by the hand and lead her down the stairs quickly, making sure she doesn't have time to notice the her family. You send her in the direction of some strangers, telling her to mingle.

>>45797745
With a quick spell while she's not paying attention you attempt to hide her from her family.

A bright glowing arrow appears over her, but only you and the wicked family seem to notice it.

Sasperella seems to be having the time of her life. She's met another young woman, with fiery red hair. You recognise her as Pyriana, she's known as the kindest and most beautiful maiden in all the land.

The two have rapidly become good friends and are already sharing their life stories. Pyriana is assuring Sasperella that she deserves to be happy, that her families death wasn't her fault, and that being trapped with her horrid step mother is not some kind of divine punishment.

A hand appears on Sasperella's shoulder. "I wouldn't be so sure about that." says the older step sister. She gives a wicked grin.

You were so distracted by Pyriana taking care of years worth of baggage that you failed to actually protect Sasperella from her family!

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>45797892
We need a distraction! Turn Pyriana into a giant red serpent!

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>45797892
Send the sister to the plane of infinite bees, where she will be stung to death.

>>45797916
>>45797944
Get ready for a shit show.

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>45797951
Change God Child back into human. Send bees back where they came from.

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>>45797916

Thinking quickly you decide you need a distraction. You shoot a bolt at Pyriana. the sleeves of her dress go flat like her arms have just vanished. There's a loud gasp. The crowd stares at her. She chuckles nervously.

"I don't know whass happenung." she attempts to speak with her new forked tongue. Her eyes are slitted like a snake, and full of confusion. Her smile fades.

Doesn't look like you completed the spell.

At least the people are still distracted. You take this opportunity to banish the sister to a plane of infinite bees. You open a portal, but rather than her being drawn into it, a strange being, not quite human, nor bee, steps out of the portal. She looks around and turns towards you.

"I've been trapped in that dimension for what feels like an eternity.I do not know how long it has truly been though. There is no time nor space, no day or night. Only bees. I lost my mind... but then I found it again... thank you mystery warlock, for freeing me."

>>45798023
Apparently my mishaps and backfires are incredibly predictable. I rewrote this whole post because of you. You little shit.

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>45798096
Is that Rosella? Or just a creature like Rosella?

Either way, tell her in exchange for her freedom, she must sting the sister.
Either way

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>45798096
Change pyriana back and evaporate the wicked step family until the ball ends

>>45798096
Convince the king to Jail the evil step sisters and give over land rights to sasperella

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>45798388
Woops rolling

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>45798171
Let her know its not sasperella just to be sure

>>45798096
Sorry guys something big came up. Gotta put this quest on hold. I'm really sorry. I was enjoying it and the pace was starting to pick up.

>>45798530
Actually I might have a few updates periodically.

>>45798171
You order the bee woman to stab the sister with her stinger. Rosella salutes and then asks to clarify who the sister is.

>>45798490
You take a moment to say it's not Sasperella. Since that didn't really help clarify who the sister is, Rosella stabs at the nearest guest. The stinger barely punctures the skin and then falls off. Rosella falls to the floor bleeding everywhere. "SOLDIER DOWN" she shouts. The stabbed guest has nothing more than a standard bee sting, they are in distress.

>>45798368
All this panic can't lead to anything good.
You attempt to change poor Pyriana back. You misfire and the girl begins to stretch out of the opening in her dress. Transforming into a giant red serpent, large enough to swallow a man whole, she stares at the crowd before slithering away in a panic.

>>45798388
>>45798402
You attempt to send a mental command to the king, convincing him to turn on the wicked family. He responds with a simple: "Get out of my head you old fairy."

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>>45798948
Forgot pic.

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>45798948
Turn the step sister into a talking tortoise.

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>>45799163
Sasperella begins to chase after Pyriana telling her to stop.

The step sister grabs her again.

"I'm going to run and tell mother about this. You'll be on dish duty for the rest of your life!"

"I already am!" Shouts Sasperella as she breaks free, pushing her step sister away, lining up a perfect shot for you.

With a bolt of energy the sister shrinks into her own dress, which itself turns into a large tortoise shell. A head pops out of the shell and looks around.

"What the hell is this? I'm telling mother!"

The sister sprints with all her speed and moves a blazing pace of "incredibly slow"

Sasperella can't help but laugh.

>>45799374
Follow Sasperella, who is following snek

>>45800574
You run down the hall after Sasperella. You hear lots of screams as many women evacuate the women's washroom. Stepping inside you find the snake staring at itself in the mirror. Sasperella has her arms wrapped around it comforting her.

Meanwhile Rosella and the tortoise continue shouting in the background.

Rolled 75, 3 = 78 (2d100)

>>45800964
Make Rosella into a wasp lady instead so she can sting without dying.

Tell her to fly the tortoise somewhere far away.

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>>45801091
You hear the moans of the dying bee girl and decide to fix it. You shoot a spell in her direction. She gets up as good as new, her appearance changing only very slightly.

"Get that tortoise out of here!" You shout to Rosella.

"Alright but then I'm free to go right? You won't try to stop me?"

Before you have a chance to answer, the snake starts slamming it's head against the mirrors. You look back and wave Rosella to go, she picks up the tortoise and begins to fly away from the crowd and out the nearest open window.

As she flies away you can hear the sister shouting a long string of obscinities.

(I know your second roll failed but I kinda saw that as a one roll command so I ignored it.)

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>45800964
Let's enchant Sasperella to give her the power to speak with and command bees. It could come in handy.

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>45801255
Oh bother. Turn the snek back into pyriana.

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>45801255
Shit ok, just make the snek able to speak like a human.

>>45801339
>>45801319
>>45801284
fak

>>45801319
>>45801339

You turn your attention back to the snake. This is a really big problem. You try again to turn her back. This time she grows a little bit larger and reacts violently. She shakes Sasperella off and stares back you both. You think she might be losing her intelligence.

To help her out you try and give her back the ability to speak, to calm her down. Her eyes cloud over you try to tell her to calm down and try to talk. It's clear it doesn't understand you.

The snake is violent and frustrated. Tears rolling down its eyes as it lunges to attack you.

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You try to give Sasperella some defense by giving her command over bees.

A swarm of bees come flying in from another room and surround her. Not one of your best moves.

Rolled 68 (1d100)

Attempt to contact your boss.

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>45801601
3rd or 4th times the charm, change the snake back and erase her memory of being a snake!

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>45801713
Give all bees a natural hatred for Sasperella's step-family, that causes them to focus on attacking her step-family above all else when they are around.

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>45802270
oh boy.

Make Sasperella impervious to bee stings, they just feel like pleasant tickles to her!

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>45802286
>>45802270
...

WE CAN FIX THIS.

Turn all the bees in a 2m radius into cuddle bees.

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>45802270
>>45802286
>>45802300
FIXING

>>45802112
You flick your wand to turn it into a cellphone. You dial a number right before the snakes Fang's enter your throat. Time stops.

"This is Big Fae, who's calling darling?"

>>45802144
While you think of what to say you take the opportunity to change the snake back into a young woman. With all this time you make sure to do it right. She looks fairly silly, floating in the air, naked and attempting to bite you. You cure up some clothes and lay the girl down on the ground. You quickly wipe her memory of the incident.

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>45801713
ok uh. turn the step family into pumpkins.

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>45802317
Attempt to have him patch you to the department relating to bees and clothing, also snakes. Also page a certain mage.

Sorry guys, gonna need to call for another break. Maybe even for the rest of the night. If so, i'll continue this tomorow. Sorry for the inconveniences.

>>45802587
np man, it was fun times.

>>45802587
It's cool.