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This is last one I want to write, as our trilogy of /TG/ letters. Let's show the Emperor our power!

GLORIUS
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>>45791510
GOLDEN
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>>45791530
TOILET
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SAVE
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BALLS
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GUARD
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>>45791510
asses
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SHINY
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boobs
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>>45791510
Can I get a version not for ants?
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DUTIFUL
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RAPE
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of
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PIOUS
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CARCHADONS
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TRAITOR
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....POSTHUMOUSLY
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SUPPOSEDLY
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ULTRASMURFS
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ARE
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RUNNING
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WARD'S
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"LASCANNON"
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WAIFUTORIUM
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PLEASE
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...OH
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PLEASE
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WAIT
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AND
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RUN
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ASSFUCK
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EXTERMINATE
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FLASHLIGHT
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SUCH
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HOLY
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PRESENCE
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SERVOSEX
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AND
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>>45791670
TOASTER
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MORE
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CLEANSE
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KITTEN'S
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BODY
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GUTS
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FUCKED
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LAS
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PATHFINDERS
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EARTHSHAKERS
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RECTANGLE
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PRIMARCH
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TITTIES
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WITH
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TEST
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GOLDEN
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BATTERIES
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ELDARS
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POWERING
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PSYKER
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ARE
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WARINESS
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MEMES
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BLAM
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SUPER
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MARIO
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HERESY
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INQUISITOR
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TUBULAR!
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EVEN
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MORE
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EXTERMINATUS
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LASCANNONS
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PURGE
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KAZOO
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DAEMONIC
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SAXOPHONE
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WHERE?
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TERRA
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OR
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GOLDEN
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TOILET
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BUTTERY
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XENO
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PRAISE
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BLUEBERRIES
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PRAISE
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TZEENTCH
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NO
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THE
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EVERSOR
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LASCANNONS
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FURRIES
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HERETICS
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PURGE
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THE
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FUCKING
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PLASMA
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THIS
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HALO
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MUST
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RAPE
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CHAOS
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FURIES
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GOLDEN
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.EXE
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FAILED
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MALWARE
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HOLY
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TERRA
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SLIPPING
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ORKS
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EMPEROR
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HELP
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DANCE
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GOLDEN
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TOILET
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COMMISAR
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LOVE
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RETREAT
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TYRANIDS
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INTO
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ASS
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COOKOUT
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SMUT
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TWENTY
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BANEBLADES
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LOST
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SIMMULTANEOUS
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SAD
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WOLFGANG
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OMNISSIAH
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CORPSE
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BUTTS
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AXES
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PONIES
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CALIBRATIONS
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ADEPTUS
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VULKAN
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AND
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DS9
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RERUNS
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MUST
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CLOWNFACE
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THROUGH
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GOLDEN
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WATERFALL
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FIST
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DORN
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FIST
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GOLDEN
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ANUS
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STOP
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.
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FUCKING
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145 / 2 / 27
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WARP
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orgasms
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DEMANDS
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SOULS
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butts
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TESCO'S
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=======End transmission======
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==========Addendum===========
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SUCK
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PRAISE
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KITTEN'S
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FUCK
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PRAISE
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THEN
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STICK
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CHAOS
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GOLDEN
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KITTENS
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=======End transmission======
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We can't end it, where do we stick the golden chaos kittens? I NEED to know!
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Great, now we must get everything together. This will be glorius.
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>>45793059
That's the cliffhanger.
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>golden chaos kitten
>latest ITEHATTSD
...did we just write the future plot for that show?
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>>45793086
I'd laugh my ass off if this these threads were directly referenced in it.
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>>45793086

I'm sending those letters to Bruva next time he do a message reading, it will be fucking comedy gold.
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>>45793101
The next Q&A video could do that. Kitten reads the thread in it's entirety.
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>>45793102
do eeet
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>>45793117
Yeah, I mean those Q&A videos. Should I send those on youtube account or somewhere else?
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Glorious golden toilet save balls guard asses shiny boobs, can I get a version not for ants? Dutiful rape of pious Carchadons traitor... posthumously. Supposedly ultrasmurfs are running Ward's "Lascannon" Waifutorium. Please... oh please. Wait and run ass fuck. Exterminate flashlight such holy presence servosex and toaster more. Cleanse Kitten's body. Fucked las Pathfinders, Earthshakers, rectangle Primarch titties with test golden batteries. Eldars powering psyker are wariness memes - BLAM. Super Mario Heresy, Inquisitor Tubular! Even more exterminatus. Lascannons purge kazoo; daemonic saxophone where? Terra or Golden Toilet? Buttery Xeno praise blueberries, praise Tzeentch - no, the eversor lascannons furries heretics. Purge the fucking plasma; this halo must rape chaos furies. Golden.exe failed. Malware! Holy Terra! Slipping Orks, Emperor! Help dance golden toilet commisar! Love retreat. Tyranids into ass cookout smut. Twenty BANEBLADES lost. Simmultaneous sad Wolfgang Omnissiah corpse butts axes ponies calibrations Adeptus Vulkan and DS9 reruns must clownface. Through golden waterfall fist Dorn, fist anus - STOP! Fucking 145/2/27 warp orgasms demands souls butts Tesco's.


=======End transmission======

==========Addendum===========

Suck praise, Kitten's fuck. Praise then stick chaos Golden Kittens.

=======End transmission======
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>>45793179
>can I get a version not for ants?
Dude, that's more than one word.

Also I like that Kazoos are daemonic saxophones.
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>>45793197
No it isn't. It's one word, normally has hyphens though.

>Supposedly ultrasmurfs are running Ward's "Lascannon" Waifutorium
That's gold.
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I saved picture of every message. Will post those in future, some /tg/ best thread. That was fucking glorius, I'm proud of you, anons.
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>>45791510
>>45793086
https://youtu.be/M56aycpd9kA?t=261

It was foretold.
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Let's write a letter to the Eldar!

ELDAR
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>>45794227
SUCK

Didn't we already do this?
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>>45794227
>>45794257
We did this last thread.
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>>45794274
Damm, I must have missed it. Is there anybody left we could send a letter to? Maybe the Mechanicus?
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>>45794257
>>45794227
We're currently waiting on their reply.
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>>45794302
...Tyranid hivemind? It actually has a shot of understanding us.
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>>45793249
I had a hearty kek when I first saw that.


We did it boys! We warned the BIG E of ward!
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A letter to the Hivemind it is then! I'll start!

BUGS
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>>45794649
SUCK
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>>45794671
MANY
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EROGENOUS
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ELDAR
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=======End transmission========
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ALPHARIUS
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so who wants to guess how fast this guardsmen group is going to get purged

like, the inquistors smash the exterminatus button hard tier purged
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>>45791510
Trump!
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>>45793179
>Supposedly ultrasmurfs are running Ward's "Lascannon" Waifutorium.
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>>45795124
We brought a thousand years of peace to the Imperium. I think we're getting off easy.
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http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html
Vote for letter threads, help keeping them for future generations.
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All those threads are pure gold.
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>>45795228
Ah, so they all getting sent to a penal legion.
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>>45794870
MAGNUS
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To the Hivemind:

BUGS SUCK MANY EROGENOUS ELDAR

Sincerely,

Imperial Guard.

P.S. TRUMP!
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Should we do the Necrons?



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