BY THE EMPEROR

Calgar confirmed for Alpha Legion

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OP, half way through the first episode and each moment is like a new glorious revelation and twist after another.
This is some picasso-tier work of art.

>>45782966
>I
>CAST
>FIST

I needed those sides.

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>>45783341

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>mfw 2nd episode 14:10

There's more after the credits!

MAGUSSSSS

>the episodes where this series becomes Space Marines Hunger Force

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YESSS Ahriman in the new intro

Rogal Dorn is officially my favorite character.

MAGNUS NO

Holy shit that Typhus monologue.

I don't know whether to laugh or throw up.

i love that moment magnus just snapped when the emperor mentioned his mistake.

>Nurgle gave the upper hive crotch rot
40keks

>>45782966
WHY MAGNUS? I TRUSTED YOU. What could motivate you to do such a thing?

Seriously I got no fucking clue. He knows how much chaos screwed him over so why go back? What other motives could he have? Psyker revolution? Revenge on the wolves?

>That chatroom sequence at the end
It's gold, Jerry! GOLD!

>>45785215
I feel he will just take kitten to serve him rather than chaos

also that comment about always fucking up by the emperor caused him to "snap" according to subs when he was just offering to help out

Praise the Emperor! Today is a glorious day.

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IT was then that we remembered Magnus was still a former Daemon Prince of Tzeench.

>>45785215
Dude still respects Chaos as a fixture of reality.
Honestly I'm more interested what a Chaos Custodes would be like.

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>>45782966
Once a Tznetchian, always a Tznetchian.

>>45786309
Nigga has twice as much sunglass as he needs.

>What kind of father have I been..?
>Emprific sobs
Well, about that..

>>45785562
This is my theory, I think Magnus is going to try to start his own Chaos cult centered around him to basically become his own chaos god.

The real question is, given Magnus as a whole, if he did become a chaos god, would he become sort of his own god of knowledge and magic/overthrow Tzeentch (likely his goal) or would his resentment and frustration get the better of him and basically turn him into Magica Khorne?

>>45787119
He'd be the god of learning, for both practical uses and for its own sake.

>>45787323
Still, could he hold onto that since you know the first thing he'd likely do with his godly powers if fuck up the Emperor (and the Imperium), fuck up Russ, and then try to fuck up Tzeentch.

I assume that such actions would cause people to see him as also an aspect of vengeance, not to mention he himself would be giving into revenge which I think would be an important part of how and Warp God forms.

Plus I thought Tzeentch also covered learning.

>>45787381
Maybe he could cut a deal with cegorach? Something to being the eldar gods back? Isha/nurgle and Khaine/Khorne have proven that in this version of 40k co-operation between chaos and eldar warp gods is possible, so if the eldar/the other big three work together they could pull off cegorach's ultimate joke and have Magnus take over as some kind of chaos god of humanity? Or maybe i'm tired and drunk and overthinking things autistically, thats fine too

Considering the plot of the episode

Anyone else consider Damnos part 2 as never happened fluff wise?

Just cause a fully awakened Necron Crownworld needs like a Badab level of response and a war that would take decades to push through their navy and the reinforcements they'd get from other tombworlds.

Rogal fucking Dorn.

>>I am fortifying this place

>>I shall build the best treehouse! Serf, I will need supplies and 12000 laborers

>>45788098
I love how autistic he was, it was /tg/ view of him personified

Goddamnit Magnus. Also, Gilbert Gottfried Typhus got me good.

I thought Hivemind was enslavers at first and Diavolo got me more than it should have.

Who was that guy writing in his diary at the end of the first episode, behind the closed door where salamanders stood guard.

>>45788927
Corax probably

>>45788957
If they weren't salamanders i would have said it was Lion the emo autistic shithead, but its definately Corax. Why Corax has sallies guarding him is anyone's guess

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>>45782966

>>45789010
Vulkan might've captured him at some point to cure him of his emoness through the power of friendship, and promptly forgot about him because hes Corax, and no one likes him

>>45784222
My sides where in orbit after that

>>45782966
What happened to Ghazghkull?

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Hail brothers. I am fortifying this thread now.

>>45789107
hes helping the overfiend of Octarius raise his perception stat

Why did Magnus *snap*?

>>45788590
The entire series has been pretty much "How /tg/ views warhammer"
See some of the first episodes, Emprah's reaction to the Dreadknight is pretty much spot-on what /tg/'s was, and by the way is NOT the reaction among your average wargamer (from my experience people like them as a Power Loader reference)

>>45789149
Because they mentioned the Space Furries

>>45787119
> Implying Magnus won't Fuck everything up.

> Implying this wasn't the Emperors plan, and that's why he left without telling Kitten why.

> Implying the Emperor wouldn't just fucking order Kitten back because he sure as Fuck doesn't care what he wants.

>the fucking Warp Chat bit

My sides holy fucking shit.

>>45789167
No I mean in Episode 22, when he was about to talk to Kitten the subs said *Snap* when Empy called him a fuck up

>>45789184
If this is all part of the Emperor's plan, we can look forward to him being doubledead on the doublegolden throne

>>45789149
Which *snap* the RAAAGGEE monster or the treachery?

Because the latter was because The Emperor reminded Magnus how he ruined everything for everyone.

More Laughing Necrons when?

>>45789442
Dunno but that lil one second of the Necron saying "Soi soi motherfucker" had me in stiches.

Loved the Warp Chat. I hope there's more of it.

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>>45782966
My god

I'm surprised it showed that it was actually Rogal Dorns skeletal hands. I thought Dorn would just disprove it by pointing out it could be anyone's hands.

>>45790108
THE PAIN GLOVE SPEAKS ITS WILL.

>>45789184
Oh, I never meant to imply Magnus won't fuck up.

But I also side with >>45789210 in that the big E is gonna fuck up too.

My current theory is that the Ultra Marines Chapter Master's watched the galaxy die multiple cycles and thus has been manipulating time and reality to try to hope for a better outcome himself only for things to just get more ridiculous.

Either way, Time travel/reality warping confirmed... When shit hits the fan this is going to be what even the chaos gods will be desperately scrambling to.

Last thought, since we're discussing text-to-speech:

The Emperor said his end-game goal for humanity was to basically make us all like him. But how will that be possible for nearly half fo humanity when women cannot survive becoming Astartes, much less apparently custodes, primarch, and even becoming a Homo Imperius. (That's what I'm dubbing the Emperor's "race" as, try and stop me, faggots)

Also, what's the forum where the author takes questions, I'd be interested to hear his/his Emperor's stance on "Can Felinids be Imperial Guards?"

MY FUCKING OLD ROGUE TRADER DM IS ROGAL DORN
DAMN SON

>>45790108
They'd have to be pissing massive hands mind you.

Could be an ogryn I suppose.

So Rogal Dorn hid as a Centurion to sit on papa's lap, Leman Russ is still... well, Leman Russ in the Warp and is probably gonna kill the shit out of some Inquisitors or fuck with them, VULKAN LIVES, Magnus is plotting, and Corvus Corax is in an artifact of Vulkan.

Better than canon.

>>45789161
And those people are normalfags.

We don't talk about them here.

>>45791294
Dorn is an autistic manchild, Russ is still a furry fuck who is gonna get tricked by the inquisition just like he got tricked by FUCKING horus, Vulkan is gonna be some kinda freaky do-gooder, Magnus is gonna apotheosise and raise ahriman/kitten as his aeto'res'Kais/Fateweaver respectively, and Corax is being a whiny little emo bitch who gets stuck in his own fucking coffin. Calgar is actually alpharius. The Chaos Party is gonna get no-selled as soon as an actual primarch shows up, i'm betting Morty or pretty-boy. Any further predictions?

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>>45791375
What has you so full of salt.

That wasn't even a prediction, that was literally just summing up the Primarchs.

I know 4chan is contrarian but save the shit for when it's needed.

>>45782966
Fucking Typhus man

Typhus sounding like Gilbert godfried is surprisingly fitting

>Lord Dorn, could you possi....
>no

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>>45791375

>everyone losing their shit because Dorn is an autistic, ultra literal faggot

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>>45791800
>>45791817

>>45791294
I thought that that was The lion

>>45791861

He said nevermore, its Corax.

>>45791861
He literally said nevermore.

>>45791887
>>45791896
I musta missed that part over all the other whiny emo stuff
also, didn't he say something about his legion's own sins or something?

>>45791825
>>45791803
Can these be new Reaction Images for the board now?

>>45791942
He mentioned his own sins, most likely when he tried to create better astartes

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>>45791954

>>45792303
do one for the 12,000 labourers bit

>>45791016
>The Emperor said his end-game goal for humanity was to basically make us all like him. But how will that be possible for nearly half fo humanity when women cannot survive becoming Astartes, much less apparently custodes, primarch, and even becoming a Homo Imperius. (That's what I'm dubbing the Emperor's "race" as, try and stop me, faggots)
Emperor didn't want astartes to replace humans, he wanted humans to naturally evolve into godlike beings like himself. Think Eldar but twice as tall, and a million times more powerful.

>>45784222
WHY THE FUCK IS HE GILBERT GOTTFRIED?!?!?!!

I love how Corax's Coffin was the shitty Sedan/mini-SUV that was one of the Artifeacts of Vulkan

>>45789060
God I loved the beginning of that episode VULKAN LIVES!

>>45791861
>>45791887

i thought it was conrad, but you guys are probably right.

>>45792880
LIKE ELDAR! TWICE AS TALL! WITH PAULDRONS!

YES YES!

HEY! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM!?

>>45793394
Anyone made a gif of Calgar clobbering the necrons with a pylon yet?

>>45793917
Who was he, again?

So they are going full /tg/ headcanon about the endtimes?

this would explain why the emperor wants them to turn off Girlymans life-support. Probably something related to being reborn in his body.

>>45794004
Diavolo.

>Believing Magnus
Oh come on Kitten, you're smarter than that!

>>45794231
Who?

>>45794235
I don't know. I mean he dated a Tau once ,although the mechanics of the relationship are still unknown (I mean he is atleast 3 times as big as her).

>>45794259
Jojo part 5 I think?!

>>45794259
I mean Villain of Jojo part 5

>>45794259
exactly

>>45782966
Autism.

But yeah it was alright.

>>45794235
He's also emotionally devastated and Magnus is there consoling him. If you thought your best friend turned his back on you, you would be really grateful that your other friend was being that nice and helping you feel better.

>>inb4 Kitten has no emotions

>>45794429
Technically he shouldn't have any but I will give that living 10000 years might have some unforseen consequences.

>>45794477
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FyeoBm5QFnA
4:55
He grew emotions, go back to about 4:30 if you want a bit of reasoning why.

>>45794259
The guy with King Crimson as a stand.

>>45788098
I almost forgot

>Father, I hope that our nightly cuddling sessions won't be rescheduled because of this

>>45794259
HEHE GOOD!

>>45794720
I WILL BECOME THE NEW EMPEROR HAHAHAHA

>>45782966
Dorn's voice is awesome.

>>45791887
>>45791896
He also said he was Unforgiven

>>45795177
But lions on caliban no? Wasn't that in the dark angel bit a few episodes back?

>>45794061
>this would explain why the emperor wants them to turn off Girlymans life-support
No, like other fa/tg/uys Bruva Alfa hated the Spiritual Liege malarkey and took hit hatred out on Guilliman. Remember, this series started about 2 years ago, when the 5th Edition was still fresh in our minds.
As the years have worn on, he seems to have gotten over it, and The Emperor and Kitten play a children's card game seems to have settled the matter.

>>45794664
I sort of assumed that since the other Custards had them, he had them too and was just faking.

more luscious lucius, brah, i need it

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>>45794282
>I don't know. I mean he dated a Tau once

>>45792880
Shit, Emps is willing to wait a long ass fucking time, isn't he?
>>45792963
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkLqAlIETkA

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>>45793935
Does a webm count?

>soi soi motherfucker
I didn't get this.

>>45795780
You are not alone

>>45795780
I googled it
It looks like some Indian song

MAKE MORE UPPER HIVE VIDEOS

>>45795912
Yeah, I googled it too. Didn't help much.

>>45795957
My roflcopter goes soi soi soi soi

>>45795780

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_vNhLYW_e4

I instantly thought of this.

>>45795628
No, magnus confirmed it's in fact canon!

>>45795780
"My roflcopter goes soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi." A meme from a bygone age

>>45791954
I'll make a few later today if this thread is still alive.

>>45795780
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yzsmxugmB0
Vintage memes

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This series is the only place that I've learned 40k lore that's managed to lodge itself into my head.
How much of it has been ruined thanks to continuous retcons?

Why did Fyodor say "what kind of father have I been"?
Am I missing something here?

>>45796745
The Emperor convinced Fyodor that he was a missing fragment of himself, making Fyodor Russ's rather... or at least he thinks he is

>>45796772
Oh, right, I forgot about that bit. This is actually pretty funny. Thanks.

>>45795730
Yes.

>>45796772

Godamn, at least Fyodor was able to feel bad how about how "his" sons turned out.

>Round 2 of:
>It's really quiet tonight
>YES

Fuck, that got me.

ARE WE THERE YET!?

>>45797673
What is with this Asmodai, he didn't seem like that in the previous episode.

>>45797920
I think it was reference to Shrek 2 of all things.

>>45785215
I AM ALPHARIUS

>>45796694
You really shouldn't look at it as an actual source of lore. At best, it's tongue in cheek. At worst, it skips over some details in order to make a joke.

I actually don't really like the series much at all. Alfa's shorts are funny, but the longer episodes just drag out the jokes and include too much meta humor, and a lot of the voiceacting isn't enjoyable.

>>45797952
NO I AM ALPHARIUS

>>45789184
>> Implying the Emperor wouldn't just fucking order Kitten back because he sure as Fuck doesn't care what he wants.
>implying Kitten isn't a strong independet bananaman who don't need no Emperor

>>45797937
That joke is MUCH older than Shrek 2
But I don't doubt it was also in that movie.

>>45797985
>the jokes and include too much meta humor
The whole series includes too much meta. Latest double episode has Uriel Ventris basically acknowledging that parts of the Ultramarines fluff has changed over the last ~20 years

>>45798020

I think it was a reference to the mummy 2 movie.

>>45798010
>bananaman
I get that they're gold, but when did the Custodes start getting referred to as Bananas by 40kers?

>>45798035
That said, the "heretics" skit was pretty alright

>>45798035
I know, it's silly. I can't laugh at that, just like I can't laugh about 'oh his pauldron edgings are green.' It's not even really a joke and there's no attempt at a punchline, just him whining about the Nightbringer being just an isty bitsy shaaard. I guess I'm supposed to laugh at how silly he says it, but eh.

I know I should've expected since the very first episodes which had the Emperor complaining about how illogical the Imperium is being, but I was kind of hoping it would've gone in the direction like those shorts go - the Adeptus Arbites short was hilarious, those cultists videos were nice, and the Lucius pranking vid send my sides all the way to Slaanesh.

>>45798045
Helmets

>>45795780
I pity you for not knowing the glory of the ROFL COPTER! and mudkips.

We all have to admit Sicarius had it coming, the guy was being an egotistical, self-aggrandizing shitheel.

>>45797920
I don't know, but I want sassmouthing Dark Angel marine back.

>Yes Lord Belial, I won't close the automatic door too harshly.

>>45798045
Take a look at this .pict:
>>45796694

Also, Emperor said so.

>>45798086
You're overanalyzing this a bit much friend.

Just watch the Warpchat after credits bit and everything will be fine

>>45789481
When was this?

>>45798130
That part is also kind of...meh those. The jokes are incredibly predictable
Only unexpected part was Khaine telling Khorne it was leg day

>>45798158
EVERYDAY IS LEG DAY

>>45798220
The joke there is that khorne is paraplegic, the best kind of rage is impotent rage that is left to fester and simmer.

>>45798130
When the humor isn't just simple fun, I end up having to stretch to find what I'm supposed to be laughing at.

So much build up for nothin, every time. Long periods of talking, with no punch line or humor interspersed.

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Ha ha time for Dorn posting

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>>45798408

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>>45798424

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>>45798518

>>45798543
Why did he have no mustache here, but then have a mustache later when his hand falls off?

>>45798543
>>45798642
Hair grows

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>>45798691
Oops forgot image

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>>45798715

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>>45798741

>>45789113
do I need glasses if some of these squares look different sizes?

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>>45798772

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>>45798777
>>45798795
Yes.dornpg

>>45798691
Yet you would think that the pics were immediately following one another

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>>45798822

>>45798777
It means you have eye cancer, call a doctor

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>>45798839

>>45797952
>>45797989
I'm going to fucking bet this is going to be the reveal for the guy Kitten encountered at random

I mean who the fuck opens a conversation with DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM if they're not going to fucking murder you if you say "yes".

>>45798840
I would but my car is currently not running. I need more blinker fluid.

RogalPoster, I like you. Please continue.

Just try not to make the empty spaces near the text so big as on some images.

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>>45798855

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>>45798881
I made a lot of these rapid fire so my bad Dorn friend.

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>>45798922

>>45798859
But it was clearly just a custard
I think it was just to further show how shitty kitty's life would be after he traded places

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>>45798952

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>>45798984

>>45798966
There was also a Custard who was shooped from an image of Vanilla Ice in the first confrontation with Fyodor, I wonder what he's like.

anyone got some for Russ?

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>>45799003
>>45799020
I'll do Russ later. Inna hour or so senpai.

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>>45799044

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>>45799074
Bonus Emps

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>>45799102
And Magnus.

I'll do some RussPosting later won't be for an hour or more.

>>45799102
I just fucking lost it again, God damn it.

pretty good.

>>45787381
CHAOS GOD OF NERD RAGE INCOMING!

>>45791024
Damn. One of the guys who contributed some of the scripts was my Black Crusade GM.
Small world.

I am saving all of these dorn pics, and I am going to shitpost them on every board, you can't stop me.

>>45800962
go brave fist exemplar go and spread the glory of Dorn

Alfabusa scarred me with Typhus. Why?! Why Bruva?! And why did that Plague Marine sound like he was from Space Mississippi?
>>45800962
I normally wouldn't agree with such behavior but the Magic Pain Glove would approve. It's above me, so go ahead. You'll have to answer to the glove later on. We all do.

Too bad Magnus isn't very powerful

Why is Khaine calling Khorne a kid? Is Kaine older?

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R U S S P O S T I N G

>>45782966
these are about as funny as the first one.
as in, not at all funny.

Seriously, I will never get the appeal of these.

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>>45801830
>>45801849

WHAT'S IT LIKE TO BE THIS JADED AND CYNICAL YE OLD SKELETON?

>>45801830
could you create a dorn pic of when dorn puts on the pain glove and it takes off his hand and he says your services are no longer required.

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>>45801861
>>45801878

AYE

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>>45801896

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>>45801930

>>45801982
Make one of magnus ranting about Space Wolf Illiteracy. Also I Cast Fist.

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>>45801982
>>45802009
WILL DO

>>45802009
>Also I Cast Fist.
>>45796190

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>>45802067

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>>45802132

i'm going to have alot of fun with these pictures

Gotta start a new folder in my reaction image hoard. This is some gold mine you've hit with this episode.

>>45785215
hes trying to get kitten to go along with some petty no chaos non traitor revenge scheme that will make the emperor suffer but not have catastrophic effects for humanity

>>45802212
yeah he is most likely just trying to become friends with kitten and then rub it all in the emperors face.

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>>45802155
FUCK THIS TOOK A WHILE

TWO MORE RUSS POSTS THEN I'LL DO OTHER THINGS

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WHERE
IN
THE
WARP
IS
K-Kaldor Draigo!

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>>45802383

>>45802427
RIGHT BEHIND YOU YOU GLORIOUS CUCUMBER!

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>>45802448
Russ posting is done goddamn.

>>45802383
could you do the one of the part where dominque says the draigo is so deep he could drown in him.

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>>45802463
Magnus Re-Edit for Counter Wolf Posting.

>>45802473
Ye here you go mate. I'll get to work on other requests as well.

>>45802485
Shiet fucked up with that black space hol up

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>>45802473
>>45802528
Double Goddamn I'm retarded and forgot the fucking image

>>45802255
didn't magnus say that custodian was the closest thing the emperor had to a pal after malcador passed and emps was on the throne for 10,000 years

>>45802551
Bless your heart, Anon.

Now I really want to see a TTS short with Dorn and Russ just being in the same room and having a conversation...

>>45802558
he also called him "step mother", and said the custode was practically the emperors wife.

>>45802551
perfect

>>45802588
that was probably more in jest.

>>45802588
he said that in a sort of amusing tone but yeah like magnus said emps does seem to like him a bit

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>>45801878
Merry Dorns Day

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>>45802009

>>45802625
thank you crop man may your meme harvest ever be great and your crops without jpg artifacting.

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>>45802009
ere ya go
>>45802616
>tfw the Emperor was trying to use Kitten as a replacement Malcador the Sigilite.

>>45802675
so is magnus demon form suppose to be a literal raging neck beard

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>>45802696
Thanks mate

>>45802485
Fixed the black boxes.

>>45802724
Could be a model from ye olde Rogue Trader days. But I'm not sure, can't find any pictures.

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>>45802727
Gonna do some D R A I G O

>>45802820
o this should be good.

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>>45802804
Actually, I've found one. Looks really goofy.

>>45802898
man that is some realy old shit they dug up for magnus his character.

>>45802898
Oh god those look so goofy.

>>45802898
yikes...

With all of the Dorn posting I declare this the Year of Dorn. Everyone's getting a wall and a pain glove.

>>45802898
I actually like the v2 of the Lord of Change.

>>45803112
lovely i could use a new wall to replace my 4th one

>>45803130
The normal Daemon Princes don't look to shabby (except the Bloodthirsters and maybe Keeper2), and I can get behind the design of Angron and Mortarion. Fulgrim doesn't make much sense to me, but Magnus looks like pure neckbeard rage.

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>>45802843
>>45802820

Computer had to restart. I'm back.

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>>45803227
Already starting to see these spread around.

This is weird.

Being the father of a new meme.

>Oh, shit, forgot about the pain glove. Probably won't like this Dorn.
>>45798408
>>45798424
>>45798952
I was wrong. Loving this.

>>45803290
i hope you can be proud of your children you are probably going to see them alot in the coming days.

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>>45803290
Holy shit this fucking fame of Drago.

My sides.

>>45803336
I can only hope. I have work I should be doing but HAHAHA FUCK THAT SHIT I AM BEST MEMEFATHER.

>>45803290
"He must be high on narcotics"
- Rogal Dorn

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>>45803360
This image fits much better.

>>45803112
Does that mean Trump is Dorn?

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>>45803401
Nah, Dorn is Trump's son.

>>45803174
Fulgrim's using a tree limb as a sword I think.
>>45803401
Maybe.

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>>45803401
>Trump
Don't say this name, lest you attract the corruption!

>>45803401
Holy shit give me a second lol

>>45803438
tOo LaTe >>45803412

>>45803420
I think it's supposed to be a whip.

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>>45803449
WE NEED TO KEEP THE TRAITORS OUT.

WE NEED TO BUILD A WALL.

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>>45803531
Back to work

>>45803531
Amazing/10

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>>45803565
Realized i didn't have a No for Dorn.

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>>45803703
Is this archived or does /tg/ automatically archive threads?

>>45803733
>Is this archived or does /tg/ automatically archive threads?
This is why I stay up and save all the pictures now.

>>45803733
and archived on sup-tg you are welcome.

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>>45803831
Thanks my compatriot of darker skin hailing from the continent known as Africa.

if you want to do a marathon
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLyiDf91_bTEgnBN0jAvzNbqzrlMGID5WA

>>45803733
http://4plebs.org/

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>>45803855
Got about 3 more left that I'm gonna do.

Any other requests? I'll do other episodes if requested.

>>45803901
The Necron Lord saying SOI SOI MOTHERFUCKER perhaps, if it's not too blurry?

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>>45803901
>>45803927
Sure mate. I'll give it a go.

>>45803733
Any of the automatic archives run the risk of the larger images being purged after a few months to a year, though thumbnails will usually survive.
archive.moe went through a long period of not purging the images or threads so people assumed it would be okay to rely upon it. When there was ultimately a problem with it, like archive foolz before it, some data was lost.

4plebs, desustorage and others like it run the same risk.

Suptg is the best bet for long term (/tg/ only) archival but requires someone manually submit the thread number for archival. There are also rules against archiving image dump threads. Low rated threads will often be purged once a year or whenever LL gets to it, so there is that risk of losing it as well.

>>45803758
>This is why I stay up and save all the pictures now.
Ultimately this is your best bet. If you find a thread you like, save what you can for it may be gone in the not too distant future.

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>>45803980
Huh neat was always curious about the whole archiving process.

>>45803980
>Ultimately this is your best bet. If you find a thread you like, save what you can for it may be gone in the not too distant future.
Sadly, some pictures come up with errors, parts of the pictures disarranged, so I can'T really save them. Dunno why though.

does anyone has a screen of ULTRA GUFFAWING

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>>45804105
No but I can get it

so wait, if Leman is in the warp, does it mean we might see The Khan as well?

>>45804295
in all due likely hood yes.

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>>45803927
Had to crop the Cron from elsewhere but here ya go senpaitachi

>>45804295
Hes on commoragh being a gladiator for dark eldar amusement

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>>45804105
Here you go friendo

>>45804330
wot? Is this real? How'd that even happen?

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>>45804327
You the best, familia.

>>45804323
sweet, this stuff might be the closest we'll have to have him being relevant whatsoever.

>>45804344
last time anyone saw him he was chasing dark eldar into the webway after they murderfucked some of his marines

Jesus, those memes have gotten really stale. Watching it feels like browersing 1d4chan.

WHY WAS TYPHUS GILBERT GOTTFRIED

>>45804518
because it fits.

>>45804518
Well who did you expect to be Gilbert Gottfried?

>>45804518
It was his voice and what he read that got me.
>>45804556
How?

>>45804649
he did read a audio book for 50 shades of grey.

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>>45804518
Because it's just right.

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>>45804680
God Emperor why?!

>>45804556
>>45804595
>>45804649
>>45804680
it's just that i play Nurgle, and now i wont be able to hear my plaguebearers in any other voice than him.
im not sure if it's a good or bad thing.

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>>45804721
Any more requests lads?

>>45804727
THIS IS THE RESULT OF HERESY GUARDSMEN. KNOW THE FATE OF THE DAMNED.

>>45804742
Good thing.
>>45804764
Being from Space Mississippi?
>request
Typhus asking the other marine what a clit is.

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>>45804788
Got it familia. Give me 6 minutes tops

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>>45804788
Merry Christmas

So what is Magnus plan with kitten? Is he just trolling the Emperor or is he doing serious heresy?

>>45804932
magnus is enlisting kitten into his plan to troll the emperor for all the crap he's given him

>>45804932
Probably shits and giggles.

He'd probably like another of himself in the palace, namely a sad sack that constantly bitches about his Father and how shitty his life is.

Could you imagine an Emo Kitten?

>>45804989
is magnus even allowed outside the palace? because outside the adeptus custodies and the emperor I don't think he has any other people to interact with

>>45804989
But Kitten has no emotions anon!

I saw the hive mind part, and was actually kind of disappointed it was more like the voice used in DoW2. Still good though.
>>45804931
Thanks, Anon.

>>45804833
Is there one with Dorn saying "I suspect he was high on narcotics" yet?

>>45805061
>>45798518
yes

>>45804932
Probably some maser plan to get the Emperor to acknowledge his faults

>>45798518
>>45805061

You know, is there an actual Chaos God of 'I'm fucking miserable?'

i gotta say, Mangus VA is growing on me. he just needs to get a better mic.

>>45805115
Tzeentch is "I'm so fucking miserable and I want that to change"
Nurgle is "I'm so fucking miserable and I'm ok with that"

>>45805115
Malal probably.

If the indicates something and I counted right we will see all the primarchs.
How the fuck will he get Sanguinius and Horus back?

>>45805141
but he doesnt exist.

>>45805141
Malal's self hate and vengeance.

>>45805157
Sang's a ghost now so we just need his body ready to house his spirit again.

>>45805157
magica

>>45805157
for sanguinius they are probably using the sanguinor as for horus fucked if know but it could abbadon starts channaling horus.

>>45805161
Exactly what's more miserable than not existing?

>>45805194
existing.

>>45805157
if ferrus isn't a delusion of vulkans mind then we get ghosts

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>>45805204
Shiet.

>>45805194
could i get a crop of vulkan telling brain ghost ferrus to shut up.

>>45805249
ye sure

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>>45805338
I wonder if its going to turn out ferrus ghost is real and he was just screwing with vulkan

>>45805157
Horus might fall out of the retconnian when the squats leave

>>45805187
Maybe in terms of mannerisms, but last I checked, Horus' soul was destroyed.

>>45805466
He lives in the retconnian with malal and the squats
And Malal has been on warpchat before

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Well lads I'm out for the night.

It was fun.

>>45804989
No, but the mere possibility is terrifying.

>>45805164
Presumably this also includes suicidal unhappy.

>>45805783
Malal does want to die but he is the God of Justice. He wants to punish Chaos for being Chaos and a source of suffering across the stars, but he wants to kill all life because life knowingly or not aids Chaos and is an accessory to the crime.

Emperor bless the TTS cropping anon.

LONG LIVE THE MEMEFATHER

Episode 20 ever since this thread cropped up.