Taint

>>45782556
Throbbing

Itches

For

>>45782556
Triangular

WITH

>>45782556
CUNT

Xeno

PANCAKES!

EMPRAH

cloaca

CHAINSWORD

DELICIOUS

SWORDFISH

Inserted

BANEBLADE

RIGHT

INTO

HERETIC

YER

DONE

>>45782556
Often

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>>45782556
BIGGER

CREED

>>45782781
ACTION-PACKED

Cuntdemon

ANYHOW

RIPANDTEAR

DOOMRIDER

GUTS

GLORY

>>45782834
FEATURING

COMISSAR

>>45782894
AND

>>45782556
Flamer
>>45782440
We did.
>>45782479
Perfect.

BOYS

>>45782955
STUPENDOUS

BUTTS

>>45782980
STEAM-POWERED

>>45783052
DANCING

Later

WITH

MORE

PRIMARCHS

SLANNESH

PROMINENTLY

ATE

DICKS

AND

OMELETTES

LASER

Will someone write this up?

BAYONETTE

MASTICATION

PURE

BLOOD

GENESEED

SUCKLING

COCKSUCKERS

>>45782556
TERRA

GOLDEN

GOYIM

IMPERATOR

QUACK

"My Taint Thorbbing" Itches for triangular with-cunt-xeno pancakes Emprah!

Cloaca + chainsword = delicious!

Swordfish inserted baneblade right into heretic! Yer done often!

BIGGER CREED! ACTION-PACKED CUNTDEMON!

anyhow.

"Ripandtear, Doomrider,:Guts Glory!" Feturing Commisar and flamer boys stupendous butts!

Stem-powered dancing later with more Primarchs.

Slaanesh prominently ate dicks and omelettes!

"Laser Bayonette Mastication" Pure blood geneseed suckling.

Terra golden Goyim imperator!


(Did we just spawn a list of clickbait articles? Cause I feel that's what happened.)

>>45783359
I want to read like... half of these lines in some movie announcers voice...

>>45783359
This is even better than the ones to Abaddon and the Tau.

we should send one to Magnus

>>45783359

Beautiful.

>>45783423
GREETINGS

>>45783423
LITTLE

SHIT

CYCLOPS

DADDY'S

>>45783481
BLOODY

>>45783481
THROBBING

HOME!

GONE

BITCH

We

HEIL

JUST

DEFENESTRATE

SPESSMUHRINE

YOUUUUU!

FORSAKE

TOURETTES

CARROT

HONOR!

BLUDREHVENS

ATE

REDFACE

>>45783554
FUCK!

Also it suddenly makes sense.

KETCHUP

>>45783359
Sounds like clickbait out of a psyker trying to ward of daemons and Enslavers.

KRIEG

>>45783423
WOLFED!

WOLF

WOLFING

AFFIX

YIFF

NOTLOB

AWOO

ARE

Would the Commissars be fine with this happening? After all we're sending nonsensical messages to enemy's of the Imperium. Would this be cause to get BLAMMED! or would the Commissar be the guy writing it?

HELP

FURRIES

ANEURYSM

>>45783650
Depends on the commissar to be honest.

DIE

>>45783650
UNIMPORTANT

FOREVER

>>45783685
TRUE

Guys we have our chance to hamlet. We can end this now and make a spectacular achievement.

SLEEP

>>45783650
I think the commissars would need a moment to think about all of this, and then threaten to BLAM us when we destroy their sides.

SLEEP

SHIT

>>45783718
ON

YOU

>>45783754
NIGGERS

FLOOR

>>45783754
LEONIDAS

===+++ END TRANSMISSION +++===

>>45783702
>>45783718
>>45783742
>>45783754
>>45783774
>>45783775
>>45783776
>>45783777
Close e-fucking-nough. Where's that guy that said to call him when we did hamlet?

>>45783811
Sleep. Sleep shit on you nigger's floor Leonidas
Truly pottery

>>45783437
Greetings little shit cyclops! Daddy's bloody THROBBING home! Gone bitch, we heil just defenestrate spessmuhrine.

Youuuuuu forsake- torettes CARROT- honor!

Bludrehvens ate redface! FUCK KETCHUP! Krieg wolfed! wolf wolfing affix yiff!

Notlob Awoo are help furries- ANEURYSM!

Die... unimportant forever.... true...

Sleep... sleep SHIT ON YOU NIGGERS FLOOR Leonidas...

>>45783929
I have made myself sad.

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>This thread

Whose next?

Well let's see, we sent a letter of unintelligible gibberish to Abbadon, received a slightly more intelligible letter back, broadcast to the Tau (and everyone) that we wanted to rape their blueberries, advertised clickbait articles and movies to various Chaos gods, and wrote a soliloquy addressed to Magus.

Is it time to commit (even further)Heresy and prank-letter the Emperor?

>>45784412
Nah I think we need to confuse more Xenos Orks, Tyranids or Necrons?

>>45784440
OH RIGHT I forgot the Eldar.

>>45784440
Orks would take our garbled message and make meaning out of it somehow, we'd kickstart a Waaaaaagh big enough to ruin the 1000 years of peace we just established with blueberry rape threats.

I'll start.

BOYZ

>>45784458
POINTY

WAAAGH

FLOWERPOT

FEET

SEZ

FETISH

WAAAGH

BLOOD

ON

RISERS

MY

EMPEROR

BOYZ

FIGHTING

DAKKA

BEASTS

>>45784620
>>45784628
>>45784642
>>45784663
>>45784671
>>45784705
My emperor boyz fighting dakka beasts

sounds amazing

>>45784728
HUMANITY

HGAAW

GREATER

FOOL

ENDLESS

GLORY

DAKKA

MANKIND

YOUR

BANE

EMPRAH

So far
this sounds like something a very angry commissar would be shouting over the vox

SQUIGS

BAWKZEZ

BUGGER

>>45785019
TRAITOR

ARSE

>>45785019
Maybe while said commisar was having a stroke and was known for tourettes.

WOULD

DIDDLE

NEVER

>>45785070
That describes 78% of all Commissars.

MY

GROTZ

>>45785031
>>45785031
>>45785043
Bugger traitor arse
a very angry commissar indeed

GRENADES

WAAGH

>>45785080
>>45785099
Can we switch these around?

Explode

BALLZ

DEEP
>>45785141
sure

GORK

with

CREEEEEEEEED

IN

BEHNBLADE

DEPLOY

RUMPROASTED

MORK

TZEENTCH'S

CAPSLOCK

GUARDSMEN

IS

TITAN

Why are we threatening to rape the orkish gods?

thin

FUCKER

MINT

SLAVIC

PENOR
>>45785246
No breaks on the abuse train

ROGAL

PORN

OLD

faithful

VIDEO

>>45785317
BALD

ASCENDING

PIGLIKE

>>45785346
SCROTUM

TEEFY

MANHOOD

kicking

SCROUNGERS

if we don't sign off with "Nuff Dakka" I will be very disappoint.

MEKANIAK

>>45785393
Angus

CORIUM

>>45785393
So make it happen.

NUFF

DAKKAFEXES

>>45785464
FUKKIN

>>45785464
Orangutan

DAKKA

SINCERELY,

SKITARII

DICKS

CAIN

KICKDICK

NUFFDAKKA

>>45785515
Whelp. Pile this fucker together and see what madness we've made

+++END TRANSMISSION+++

>>45785544
I'm leaving it to someone else this time.

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>>45782479
Oh, God.

I suspect that maybe the Orks will think this came out of a deeply disturbed Stormboy as they're the rebellious teenage edgelords of Ork society. Or we're going to anger the entire Ork race.

>>45785710
Nah this is probably a standard Ork message.

>>45785581
Anybody working on it?

>>45785710
I fortold we would start a Waagh. We just gave exact orders to start a Waaagh. NuffDakka is code for getting every single ork together in a suicide ploy to bulldoze us and then clean out the warp.

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>>45785740
Orks threaten to rape their own gods? No wonder they have a bad codex.
>yfw we're the reason why the Orks suck in this edition
>yfw we brought the wrath of Gork and Mork down
>>45785767
Oh my.

>>45785811
How do Orks rape anything? Gork and Mork probably don't give a damn anyway. They probably sling even worse insults at each other all the time.

>>45785852
>?
They feel pain when kicked in the crotch, but I suspect that's their codex.
>Gork and Mork probably don't give a damn anyway. They probably sling even worse insults at each other all the time.
So the Orks might think this is a message from their Gods?

BOYZ,

POINTY WAAAGH FLOWERPOT FEET SEZ: FETISH WAAAGH BLOOD ON RISERS. MY EMPEROR BOYZ FIGHTING DAKKA BEASTS, HUMANITY HGAAW GREATER! FOOL ENDLESS GLORY DAKKA, MANKIND, YOUR BANE, EMPRAH SQUIGZ BAWKZEZ BUGGER TRAITOR ARSE.

WOULD NEVER DIDDLE MY GROTZ. GRENADES WAAGH Explode BALLZ DEEP GORK with CREEEEEEEEED IN BEHNBLADE! DEPLOY RUMPROASTED MORK -- TZEENTCH'S CAPSLOCK GUARDSMEN IS TITAN thin FUCKER MINT SLAVIC PENOR ROGAL PORN.

OLD faithful VIDEO, BALD ASCENDING PIGLIKE SCROTUM. TEEFY MANHOOD kicking SCROUNGERS MEKANIAK Angus CORIUM NUFF DAKKAFEXES FUKKIN Orangutan DAKKA!

SINCERELY,
SKITARII DICKS CAN KICKDICK NUFFDAKKA

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>>45785978
Beautiful.

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>WOULD NEVER DIDDLE MY GROTZ

>>45786219
>WAAAGH, WOT WE GONNA DO ON DA BED BOSS?

>BOSS-CHAN DIS NOT BE APPROPRIATE BEE- BEEHAAA- ACTING!

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>>45786219
>being a grot diddler

>>45786417
> NOTIS ME SENPIE DEZU

I think we're done boys... and even if we aren't someone make sure we get on the archive holy shit.

Let's send one to the eldar next.

>>45786956
SALUTATIONS

>>45786956
PANSY

>>45786982
sexy

>>45786983
TWINK

FAGGOTS

PIECES

CRYSTAL-SHITTING

DISCO

are

Small interjection, we've been set up in the archives. http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html

Now back to our scheduled insanity.

>WANNABE

ETERNAL

REJECTS

wraithboned

OF

Psyk!

الله

FUTURE

KaldorDraigo

bubblebutt

>>45787107
DESTROYS

FAGGOTS

BUT...

>>45787135
cadia

GLORIOUS

STANDS

WANTS

>>45787196
rape

T'N'A

OF

from

Ulthwe.

Farseers

OWNERS

D

RAPE

crave

DAEMONETTES

free love

HIPPIES

die.

MEN

rape

elephantine

BUTTS

Eldar

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

QUEENS

are

US

defenestrated

sexual

NECRONS

love

FROM

SPACE

COCKS

FLESHY

us

Emperor

PIES

silky

HAIR

>>45787440
>>45787450
>>45787451
>>45787462
>>45787473

Guys. We done goofed.

beautamous

SANGUINUS

PATRIOTIC

GREATEST

>>45787582
how?

PRIMARCH

wraithboned

Elenwe

peehole

Banshee

>>45787626
>>45787635
>>45787659
Primarch wraithboned Elenwe. GG /tg/.

OUR

ELECTROMAGNETISM

>>45787681
we try.
>>45787663
TIGHT

ass

whaling

>>45787663
>>45787690
>>45787695
>>45787698
>>45787707
Banshee our electromagnetism tight ass.

PURGE

BREASTS

>>45787754
sexually

>>45787766
MANLY

with

throbbing

D-Cannon!

>>45787819
guardian spears

>>45787734
>>45787754
>>45787766
>>45787793
>>45787819
>>45787836
>>45787841
Purge breasts sexually, MANLY, with throbbing D-cannon guardian spears.I'm hard now, this is some hot porn we're cooking up.

>>45787886
Weren't we writing a letter? Shit.

>>45787913
we are writing more than a letter now lad.
>>45787841
Small

>>45787913
The Imperium's pornographic hate/love letter to the Craftworlds. I ship them now.

>>45787938
I have been shipping gabriel and macha forever.
>>45787926
Shurikens

>>45787886
>>45787913
The Imperium and Eldar have hate sex with each other like peanut butter and jelly go together on bread.

We're so getting BLAMMED for this...

>SLIDING

go

yonder

Imperial

dicks

Hotties.

penetrate

I can just imagine a guardsman writing something down and another guardsman scratching it out with a bunch of these word lineups.

BRAVE

eldar

booties

Succulent

Alaitoc

breasts

Feet

sluts

Rub

DEFENSIVE

Craftworld

GUARDSMAN

DICKS

wraithboning

Remember, we are so deep into autosage that we need to be sure to not lose all this quality material.

Rick Santorum

Someone end transmission soon

Let's write all this up.

=========End Transmission======

-awkwardly walk away from transition leaving it playing in the background-

>>45784994
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.


I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Bane thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" CIA agent guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a capeshit movie. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Banefag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.


Forever...

>>45788259
bretty gud pasta

SALUTATIONS PANSY sexy TWINK FAGGOTS PIECES CRYSTAL-SHITTING DISCO are WANNABE ETERNAL REJECTS wraithboned OF Psyk! الله FUTURE KaldorDraigo bubblebut DESTROYS FAGGOTS BUT... cadia GLORIOUS STANDS WANTS rape T'N'A OF from Ulthwe. Farseers OWNERS D RAPE crave DAEMONETTES free love HIPPIES die. MEN rape elephantine BUTTS Eldar AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH QUEENS are US defenestrated sexual NECRONS love FROM SPACE COCKS FLESHY us Emperor PIES silky HAIR beautamous SANGUINUS PATRIOTIC GREATEST PRIMARCH wraithboned Elenwe peehole Banshee OUR ELECTROMAGNETISM TIGHT ass whaling PURGE BREASTS sexually MANLY with throbbing D-Cannon!
guardian spears Small Shurikens SLIDING go yonder Imperial dicks Hotties. penetrate BRAVE eldar booties Succulent Alaitoc breasts Feet sluts Rub DEFENSIVE Craftworld GUARDSMAN DICKS wraithboning Rick Santorum
+++ END TRANSMISSION +++

>>45788342
Now how do they respond? What do they think of it?

>>45788342
>actually ending it with Rick Santorum
Filthy.

>>45788342

I like how the letter seems to trail off into sexual stuff and then suddenly remember to be angry and then inevitably trails off again

>>45788373
Their farseers piss themselves when they cannot unravel it's meaning from the skein.
Along with the 1000 years of scaring off chaos and the weeaboo menace, mankind grows resurgent and the emperor returns to lead us to victory.
Well done /tg/ We saved humanity.

>>45788373
Probably think that this just further proves the Eldar's eliteism.

>>45788342
>The Eldar are so confused but the older ones know exactly what it means
>one of the younger ones sends it the DEldar to ask if their drugs caused the letter
>The Dark Eldar want whatever we were on when we suggested this
>Macha cries as she'll never get the D

>>45788373
See >>45788456
>>45788497

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>>45788534
>telling a dude to see posts made after his question

this is archived right lads?

>>45789046
Heck yeh. Give it and the predecessor your votes boys.