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DEAR
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>>45773792
SNICKLE
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>>45773792
SEND
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WE REGRET TO INFORM YOU
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ARMLESS
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>>45773817
SNAKES
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>>45773816
one word per post, brethren. Try again.
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THE BIG E
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>>45773822
TO
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>>45773829
OUR
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FAILBADDON
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>>45773792
KEK SUPREME
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HERESY
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WILL
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FOR
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GIVE
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MAGNUS
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WARD
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SQUATS
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YOUR
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HE
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METUL
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WAIFU
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TETRAHEDRONS
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WHICH
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>>45773792
Aforementioned
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LACK
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ORGASMS
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>>45773859
>HIDING THEIR METUL WAIFUS? THE COWURZ!! THE FEEWLZ
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SHAKEZULA
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BOLT
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CAME
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STEEL
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>>45773859
>>45773861
>>45773863
>>45773865
>>45773877
>>45773878
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>>45773792
Dear Snickle,
Send armless snakes to our Failbaddon. Heresy will for give Magnus. Ward Squats. He metul waifu tetrahedrons which aforementioned lack orgasms. Shakezula Bolt came steel!

>looking good so far!
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BEHNBLADE
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SEMEN
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MIGHTY
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PENETRATING
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HONESTLY,
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EVEN
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WE
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CAN
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ORGASM
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PISS
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REALLY
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FAR
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AND
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WARP
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GOLLY
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GOSH
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LASGUN
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OH
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TAU
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SENPAI~
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BIG-E
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LOVE
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MY
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COMMISSAR
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MEANWHILE
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ABSOLUTELY
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THROBBING
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NOTHING
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ERECT
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NURGLE
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LOVELY
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CHAOS
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PROSTATE
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OOZING
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SPAGHETTI
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JIZZSTAIN
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ORANGE
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TYRANID
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HELP
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CONTEMPLATING
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>>45773895
Dear Snickle,
Send armless snakes to our Failbaddon. Heresy will for give Magnus. Ward Squats. He metul waifu tetrahedrons which aforementioned lack orgasms. Shakezula Bolt came steel behnblade semen; mighty penetrating! Honestly, even we can orgasm piss really far and Warp golly gosh! Lasgun- oh Tau senpai~ Big-E love my commissar, meanwhile absolutely throbbing.... nothing erect Nurgle! Lovely Chaos! Prostate oozing spaghetti? Jizzstain orange? Tyranid help!
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ABSOLUTELY
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HOMOSEXUAL
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ARMLENGTHS
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SUCC
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BOREAL
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BUT
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PLEASE
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NEVERMIND
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DREADKNIGHT
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>>45773922
>>45773925
>>45773930
>>45773934
>>45773936
>>45773937
>>45773938
>>45773946
>>45773947
>>45773948
>>45773950
>>45773956

>Honestly, even we can orgasm piss really far. And warp. Golly gosh.

Haven't kek'd so hard in years.
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RESPONSIBLY!
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MACHA
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PLANNED
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ILOVEYOU
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MULTIPLE
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TERRA
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EYES
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COCKS
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SIMULTANEOUS
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(ORGIES)
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HOLY
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NOPE
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SLAANESH
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FLAMER
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RESCUE
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DROP-POD
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THEN
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REHN
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BAD-TOUCH
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01110011011001010111100001111001 001000000111010001101111011000010111001101110100011001010111001001110011
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Someone tell me when we hit Hamlet.
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PURGE
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SHADOWSUN
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IGNORE
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HERETICS
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AND
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>>45774102
>4chan letter thread writes Hamlet's 'to be or not to be' soliloquy
I'd love to see that.
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REMOVE
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WAIFU
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OVALTINE
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PRAISE
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EMPEROR:
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SURELY
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PROTECTS
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BOOT
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HORATIO!
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NOH
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YEEEEEAAAAH
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[INTERMISSION]
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TO
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REGIMENT
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UNDISCOVERED
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PURGE
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WHITE
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SCOURGE
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BLOOD
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FOR
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BLOOD
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LOVE
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GLORY
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BLOODY
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TURBINE
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FLOWER
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CHAINDSWORD
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MEMELORD
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BESIDES,
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SOMEWHAT
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HEREKEKEKEKE!
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MASTER
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REMEMBER
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ALAMO
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BATEING
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SANGWEENUS
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GOLDEN
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HOMOSEXUAL
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TOILET
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COCKLORD
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SHITTER'S
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JUST
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CUSTODES
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>>45773890
Kek
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>>45774334
>>45774338
>>45774341
>>45774347
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BOXES
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ARE
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EXTERMINATUS
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FAILBADDON
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LIMBLESS
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BLUHD
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FIVE
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RAHVENS
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THE
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SINCERELY
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LEMAN
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YOUR
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GIRLYMAN
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RUSS
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WE
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>>45774444
>>45774445
>>45774450
>>45774454
HAHAHAHAHA
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>>45774458
SPACE
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ALRIGHT SOMEONE TYPE IT UP
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>>45774462
NOW
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CUNT
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===+++ END TRANSMISSION +++===

someone type it up
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Dear Snickle,
Send armless snakes to our Failbaddon.
Heresy will for give Magnus. Ward Squats. He metul waifu tetrahedrons which aforementioned lack orgasms. Shakezula Bolt came steel behnblade semen; mighty penetrating!

Honestly, even we can orgasm piss really far and Warp golly gosh! Lasgun- oh Tau senpai~ Big-E love my commissar, meanwhile absolutely throbbing.... nothing erect Nurgle! Lovely Chaos! Prostate oozing spaghetti? Jizzstain orange? Tyranid help!

Absolutely homosexual arm lengths. Succ Boreal butt please. Never mind. Dreadknight responsibly Macha! ILOVEYOU

Multiple Terra eyes, cocks simultaneous (orgies) HOLY NOPE SLAANESH. Flamer rescue drop-pod then rehn bad-touch. 01110011011001010111100001111001 001000000111010001101111011000010111001101110100011001010111001001110011

Purge shadowsun, ignore heretics and remove waifu ovaltine. Praise Emperor: Surely protects boot Horatio! NOH, YEEEEEEAH

[intermission]

To regiment undiscovered,
Purge white scourge, Blood for love, glory. Bloody turbine flower-chainsword memelord. Besides, somewhat HEREKEKEKEKE!
Master remember Alamo bateing Sangweenus. Golden homosexual toilet cocklord. Shitter’s just custodies. Boxes are exterminatus Failbaddon (limbless)
Bluhd five ravens the.

Sincerely Leman, (your girlyman) Russ

P.S WE SPACE NOW CUNT
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>>45774607
AND NOW FOR THE RESPONSE.
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>>45774607
Does any one have an image for Abaddons reaction to reading this?
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Please respond Abaddon
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>>45774607
>>45774633

DARK
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>>45774646
POTATOES
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GREETINGS
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>>45774636
>WHAT THE FUCK AM I READING.JPG
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>>45774652
LEMAN
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I
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>>45774646
NO
>>45774655
<-
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LOVE
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YOU
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COCKS
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SATISFY
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ARE
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INSANE
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LETTER
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FHTAGN
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PROLAPSE
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MY
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EYE
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FOREVER
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ANUS
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OF
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POWER-FISTING
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TERROR
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DAMNED
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if
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YOU
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STAND
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WOULD.
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NYEEEEEEEH!!
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ME?
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HUSBANDO
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MUDAMUDAMUDA
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NEVER
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IS
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BENIS
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>being pen pals with abaddon
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ON
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BAWKSES
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>>45774832
>he doesn't have a warp-pal to write to.
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OF
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COOKIES!
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METAL
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GUBBINZ
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STOLE
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TRUMPERATOR
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MY
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ANIMU
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REMOVE
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COLLECTION
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SOMETIMES
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>>45774849
>"psst hey it's me, your buddy, I've come to visit, turn off gellar field pls"
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GUSTAV
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CARNAC
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SSSSSSINDRIIIIIIII
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IS
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SEXY
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ALTHOUGH
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I
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HISS-HISS
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AM
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SNEK
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JUST
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HECK
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OFF
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AYYYY-LMAO

aircrack-ng -w /usr/share/worldlist/rockyou.txt
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JUST
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PLEASE
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WARP
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GRIMDARK
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SHIT
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INTO
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YOUR
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SETTING
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KANGZ
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AND
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CYKA
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FUCKTARDS
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GONNA
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FUCKTARD
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AS
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YOU
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CODEX
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HUMPERS
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GIFTS
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ALWAYS
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MANGLE
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STUMP
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YOUR
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WARP-DAMNED
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LETTUCE
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FRANKLY,
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>>45775359
I'M
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USUAL
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PEACE
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BRUTHAS
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Biscuit
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FABBADON
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===END===
Someone write it up
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Dark potatoes greetings, Leman

I no love you cocks. Satisfy, are insane letter, fhatgn, prolapse my eye forever! Anus of power-fisting terror, damned if you stand would nyeeeeeeeeeeh!!

Me?

Husbando Mudamudamuda never is benis on bawkses of cookies! Metal gubbinz stole strumperator, my animu remove collection sometimes.

Gustav Carnac SSSSSSSSINDRIIIII is sexy... although I hiss-hiss am snek, just heck off. Ayyyy-lmao.

Just... please warp grimdark shit into your setting Kangz and Cyka. Fucktards gonna fucktard as you codex humpers, gifts always mangle stump your warp-damned lettuce!

Frankly, I'm usual.

Peace bruthas biscuit
-Fabbadon.
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>>45775965
i lost hard.
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>>45775965
> I hiss-hiss am snek
Oh god lol
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>>45776400
Oy!
>just heck off.
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>>45775965
Thanks for brightening my day.
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>>45775965
The best bit is that his one's formed of halfway rational sentences... fully rational sentences would be boring, and complete chaos would be... well jibberish. As it is we get such gems as...
>"Anus of power-fisting terror!"
>"Gustav Carnac SSSSSSSSSINDRIIIII is sexy..."
>"I hiss-hiss am snek"
>"Just... please warp grimdark shit into your setting..."
...and many many more!
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>this thread
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>>45775965
>Frankly, I'm usual.

Abby knows what's up.
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>>45775965
Appropriate
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GUYS LET'S WRITE A LETTER TO THE TAU! I'LL START:

Salutations
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>>45779918
MY
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TURGID
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COCK
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JET
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WEEABOO
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BLUEBERRIES
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>>45779536
I choose to read withe the word Appropriate as the first word, cause so far we have "Appropriate Salutations, my turgid cock jet weeaboo blueberries!
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XENOS
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WE
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WILL
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rape
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WARP
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BLUEBERRIES
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Communist
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>>45773792
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scum
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>>45780359

Please anon, you scandalize us, the final product is much better.
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BABIES
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ARE
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AND
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"EMPIRE"
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WITH
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PATHETIC
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DONGS
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DAKKA
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VIVA
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AGE OF SIGMAR
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TUMBLING
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VIVA
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Vespid
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FAGGOTS
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Guacamole
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IS
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FANTASTIC
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BUT
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YOU
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NECRONS
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DONGS
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BITCHES
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SUCK!
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----[END]----

Let's recap the letter.
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EMPEROR
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>>45780726
Appropriate Salutations, my turgid cock jet weeaboo blueberries! Xenos, we will rape warp blueberries! Communist scum babies are and "Empire" with pathetic dongs dakka. VIVA AGE OF SIGMAR! tumbling viva vespid. Faggots, guacamole is fantastic, but you, necrons, dongs, bitches suck!
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>>45780810
>Appropriate Salutations, my turgid cock jet weeaboo blueberries! Xenos, we will rape warp blueberries.
>VIVA AGE OF SIGMAR! tumbling viva vespid. Faggots, guacamole is fantastic, but you, necrons, dongs, bitches suck!

> EVERY LETTER

Someone fucking cap this thread, I hadn't that good kek in months.
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>>45775295
>>45775298
>>45775300
/tg/ - fucktards gonna fucktard
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>>45780877
I can only imagine the Tau reactions.
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>>45781690
>Send those letters into space by signals that anyone can pick.
>Everyone read fucked messages.
>Even Chaos reaction is something around this.

I keked hard.
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This thread is pure gold.
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>>45781749

Tau Reply:
Please Stop.
-End Transmission-
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>>45781749
And then no one bothered the Imperium for a thousand years. It was good.
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>>45775965
Does anyone else find it ironic that Abbadon's response was the least fucked up? Like it was at least phrases mashed together instead of just words.
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>>45782344
Holy shit, did /tg/ just win 40k for the Imperium? A thousand years of peace to rebuild, repopulate, and rediscover lost tech.
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I feel the need to draw our attention to the archive, can we get this thread in the gold?
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html
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>>45782440
>>45782344

>Emperor mind pick those messages in Warp.
>He get fucking ressurected becouse of that shit.
>Body regenerated by his pure will.
>He storms out of Terra, right into space
>HITS INTO FUCKING GROUND WHERE THEY WRITE MESSAGE

>"WHAT THE ENTIRE FUCK"
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New thread? Also the next letter should be for Tranzyan the Infinate
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>>45782507
>>45782556



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