>>45707897
"Yeah soooo, you kind of have to make up some lost time" He says, swirling around his glass of what I can only assume is cheap brandy, ...looks a bit like paint thinner actually, ergh, I've tasted that before, not really something I think anyone would want to drink

What do I say?
[] nothing
[] "So I need to kill someone, honestly you don't have to ask, I me after all"
[] No, I have things to do today, like laze around in the sun getting scratched by maria
[]So who's the target
[]....is that paint thinner or just really shit brandy
[] you interrupted my nap for this?
[] write in

>>45708006
>[] No, I have things to do today, like laze around in the sun getting scratched by maria

>>45708006
>[] you interrupted my nap for this?
>[] "So I need to kill someone, honestly you don't have to ask, I me after all"

>>45708006
>[] "So I need to kill someone, honestly you don't have to ask, I me after all"
>[]So who's the target

>>45708006
>[] "So I need to kill someone, honestly you don't have to ask, I me after all"
>[]So who's the target

>>45708006
>[]....is that paint thinner or just really shit brandy
>[] "So I need to kill someone, honestly you don't have to ask, I me after all"
So do we get a coin for this?

>>45708006
>[] you interrupted my nap for this?
>[]So who's the target

>>45708006
>[]....is that paint thinner or just really shit brandy
>[] "So I need to kill someone, honestly you don't have to ask, I me after all"
>[]So who's the target

>>45708006
>>[] you interrupted my nap for this?
>[] "So I need to kill someone, honestly you don't have to ask, I me after all"
>[]....is that paint thinner or just really shit brandy

"So I need to kill someone?" I say flatly as I lean forward and rest my head in my hands, my ears twitching as the headmaster holds up a hand and continues drinking down his slop...seriously what is that, it doesn't look like any kind of alcoholic drink I know, but it looks a bit like some kind of chemical cleaner, this is actually annoying me now

"Honestly" I say as I cross my legs and lean back in the chair, trying to get comfortable in its rough curves and unpolished wood "you don't have to ask, I am me after all"

"Oh and here I wanted to be dramatic, maybe teach you a lesson" he sighs pouring his cup out, shaking his head in disgust as it slowly sloughs into the trashcan by the side of his desk "But yes, I want you to do what you do best, and cut a life short...which we all now you enjoy to do and"

"Who's the target, just tell me already" I sigh angrily as headmaster groans like he's annoyed about me ruining his speech or something

"I don't know, just something has been wiping out a few of our cells, and well" he says, scratching his long white beard "I think it may be supernatural in someway, but I do not trust your older sisters or thomas to deal with it, since while strong and durable, they do not have quite the destructive power you yourself hold"

I smirk, somewhat smugly

"And of course I've been meaning to give you a few coins...you'll probably need them" he chuckles, tossing me a small bag

3 lucky coins gained

What do I do?
[] ask for more details
[] Not to mention the fact I'm one of the best poisoners in the world, that I know of
[] if you want it in bits, send fraust
[] Awww, that's sweet
[] Can I make something real quick
[] any back up
[] Naaaah, don't feel like it today
[] write in

>>45708674
>[] Awww, that's sweet
>[] Not to mention the fact I'm one of the best poisoners in the world, that I know of

>>45708674
>[] ask for more details
>[] Not to mention the fact I'm one of the best poisoners in the world, that I know of

>>45708674
>[] any back up
>[] Not to mention the fact I'm one of the best poisoners in the world, that I know of

>>45708674
>[] Awww, that's sweet
>[] ask for more details
>[] Not to mention the fact I'm one of the best poisoners in the world, that I know of

>>45708674
>[] ask for more details
>[] Awww, that's sweet
>ask if he dosen't mind if we end up destroying everything.

"Awww" I say as I grab the small, bag that looks like it was meant to hold dice, like the ones Maria has been buying...I think she wants to try to run another game again "That's sweet of you, though you forgot to mention I am one of the best poisoners in the world, well as far as I know at least"

"But you still prefer to vaporize a good portion of our infirmary" headmaster says with a real grim expression on his face "though I guess it is simpler, and some would prefer it, but...I don't know, the old ways always have a certain charm I suppose"

"Yeah, but most things I end having to kill take more than a prick to the neck and press of a plunger to bring down" I sigh shaking my head "So do you have anymore details or?"

"About what?" Headmaster asks giggling "the target, or what you're going to be doing to get close to him"

"er, both I guess" I say shrugging and yawning, cracking my jaw a bit

"Well, it doesn't seem to eat people...it uses some kind of gun, judging from the damage to the bodies, a sort of heavy duty rifle, and...well it hasn't died" he chuckles "As for you, well you'll be put in as a....new agent in one of our far outposts, so try and act....normal"

What do I say?
[] So can I choose my code name
[] Of course I can, I've spent my whole life doing that, lets get going *timeskip to "transer"*
[]...why can't I just hunt it down
[] So it's probably human or something at least similar to one
[] Errgh this going to be a long day
[]this is going to go horribly I hope you know
[] write in

>>45709193
>[] Of course I can, I've spent my whole life doing that, lets get going *timeskip to "transer"*

>>45709193
>[]this is going to go horribly I hope you know

>>45709193
>[]this is going to go horribly I hope you know

>>45709193
>...You do realize I have cat ears, tails, fangs, and blood red eyes. Right? Anything that has heard anything about me will recognize me in a heartbeat.

>>45709193
>[] So it's probably human or something at least similar to one
>[] Errgh this going to be a long day
>[] Of course I can, I've spent my whole life doing that, lets get going *timeskip to "transer"*

>>45709193
>[]...why can't I just hunt it down
>[]this is going to go horribly I hope you know
>[] Of course I can, I've spent my whole life doing that, lets get going *timeskip to "transer"*

>>45709193
>[]this is going to go horribly I hope you know
>*timeskip to "transer"*

>>45709193
>[] Errgh this going to be a long day
>[]this is going to go horribly I hope you know

"I hope you realize just how horribly this is going to go" I say as my ears twitch and I tilt my head, resting on my right shoulder as the headmaster struggles to open up a corked bottle, and just ends up biting it

"Yes I do, but they're dead anyways" he chuckles "and well, to be honest, to be brutally honest, I am tired of this thing killing my children, and you can kill it in the most brutal array of ways, and then slaughter whoever sent it at us, sure it is not sporting...but I do not care anyways, this shadow war...is sickening me to be honest, and well these pointless killings have drawn my nerves to the breaking point, I am not asking you to save them, no, I am asking that after they all die, bring me the head of whatever did it, and whoever was dumb enough to put it on our sent"

"Understood" I say nodding slowly

"Good, now before you go, we have to discuss your cover" He says chuckling "As you're be posing as a fresh,normal and human agent"

He clasps his hands together

"So I'll leave that part up to you" He says nodding "But be aware that you'll have to act as your name sounds, much like how I named all agents"

Choose cover
[] Agent Briarpatch
[] Agent Honeybadger
[] Agent Wiltedrose
[] Agent Shatteredglass
[] Agent Cat's tongue
[] Agent Hiding hound
[] Agent Cheshire cat
[] write in

>>45709577
>[] Agent Honeybadger
Honeybadger don't care.
Honeybadger takes what it wants.

>>45709577
>[] Agent Honeybadger

>>45709577
>[] Agent Shatteredglass

>>45709577
>[] Agent Honeybadger

>>45709577
>[] Agent Wiltedrose

>>45709577
>[] Agent Cat's tongue

>>45709577
>[] Agent Honeybadger
>[] Agent Wiltedrose
Either could be pulled off by us without much effort.

"Honeybadger" I say calmly "I think I could easily do a Agent Honeybadger impression pretty well"

"You'd just be acting like yourself" Headmaster chuckles after a moment's pause, that he spent staring into my eyes "Wonderful, at least I don't have to worry about them getting suspicious when you do something monstrous...in the moral way, not the eating souls and blood way"

"Oh no, I got it" I say waving my hand as I stand up from my chair and stretch "all I'm worried about is the ears and tail, not to mention my eyes and fangs...how will they not notice any of those?"

"You won't take the mask off" Headmaster says nodding "which is pretty usual for some of our agents, no idea why they keep those things on...they get sweaty and smell horrible when you've had them on for a couple of hours"


"I really don't care" I say flatly "So when am I heading out"

"Now" the headmaster says, tossing me a plain gas mask, like all of the agents where around the school

I groan, and put it on and my whole world gets muffled
...
I groan, this thing is uncomftarble, it's like I stuck my head in a bunch of water and let it freeze around my head, I can barely hear anything with it on and the lenses are much worse at seeing in the dark than my actually eyes

I hear the helicopters blade whir around, and the dull buzz of machinery

What do I do?
[] look out the window
[] take the mask off
[] see the arrival from the other agents eyes *see it from their view*
[] Mess around with magic
[] complain to the voices in my head
[] smack my head on the wall
[] write in

>>45710090
>[] see the arrival from the other agents eyes *see it from their view*

>>45710090
>[] see the arrival from the other agents eyes *see it from their view*

>>45710090
>[] see the arrival from the other agents eyes *see it from their view*
Suddenly I feel the desire to have a honeybadger-girl in one of these quests.

Who would fit a honeybadger modo in UMGQ? Jamie?

>>45710090
>[] look out the window
>[] see the arrival from the other agents eyes *see it from their view*

>>45710090
>[] smack my head on the wall
might as well start the 'persona' now.

>>45710090
>[] complain to the voices in my head
>[] see the arrival from the other agents eyes *see it from their view*

>>45710161
>[] Try to talk to the dead agent we ate to know more how normal agents operate.

>>45710224
We never ate any agent

>>45710090
>[] complain to the voices in my head
>[] smack my head on the wall

>>45710249
We did. Naturis agents killed them, and we voted to eat their soul.

this is going to be a long day, or however long I"ll be here, I swear to god if I have to stay here for more than a week I may just end up killing them myself.
...

"Sooo, new transfer then"I ask, grinding my teeth over the end of my ciggareete, enjoying the terrible taste of ash on my tongue "must've pissed someone off to get sent out to the boonies like this"

"Didn't we all" Marlo, the big son of a bitch that he is chuckles, leaning back against the edge of the wall round the compound, nearly towering over it, his bald head shining in the dull afternoon light "Heard it was fresh meat though, so heavens knows what she did"

"Name's honeybadger" Mira says, picking her teeth "Guessing she killed one too many students or something, maybe ruined a mission, or maybe the headmaster just though it'd be funny to send her out here"

"He is kind of a bastard like that sometimes" Marlo sighs, leaning back further "I mean look at you Dane, how you ended up in this crap hole"

"Yeah I do Greatwhite" I say nodding slowly "And why we're the three for the welcome party"

Mira grins sickly, living up to her name, Bathory, Marlo smirks and shakes his head

"Hey, just because we're all sorry sacks doesn't mean we'll need to initate her" Marlo says smiling "Who knows, maybe she's nice"

"Her name's Honeybadger, they're mean little bastards, I bet she's just like them, needs to be broken to a good agent so they sent her here, and us trouble making three out to meet her" Mira giggles

"Don't touch her till training, we'll need to see if that's what we need to do, god knows I don't want to be sent to fight those wizard fucks on the front lines" I shiver as the helicopter finally lands, putting out my cigarette
...

What do I do?
[] hop off happily
[] glare at them from the helicopter
[] introduce "myself"
[] observe them and gauge their threat
[] Act cheerfully
[] act pissed off
[] Act loopy
[] write in

>>45710560
>[] hop off happily
>[] glare at them from the helicopter
>[] introduce "myself"

>>45710560
>act like you honestly just could not care less about anything.

>>45710560
>[] hop off happily
>[] introduce "myself"
>[] Act cheerfully

>>45710560
>[] introduce "myself"
>[] observe them and gauge their threat

>>45710560
>[] hop off happily
>[] introduce "myself"
>[] Act cheerfully

>>45710560
>Act like yourself.

>>45710560
>[] hop off happily
>[] glare at them from the helicopter
>[] introduce "myself"
>[] observe them and gauge their threat

>>45710560
>[] introduce "myself"
[] act pissed off

So, when they ask what we did to get sent out here, should we tell them we were getting sick and tired of looking for a group of cultists, so we just blew the whole town up? That would fit the honeybadger persona. And it wouldn't even be a lie.

>>45710737
That story might be a bit too infamous.

>>45710830
Poisoned an entire hotel to get the target? Who was basically immune to the poison anyways?

The helicopter slowly lowers itself down in the middle of an empty mountain, where a single plain concrete building sits, surrounded by large white walls, covered with barbed wire, that rotates around, with occasional bolts of electricity flying off of them violently.

there's a single flight pad,surrounded by water tanks, and I can see three people standing near it, looking all bored and serious. I smirk under my mask, licking my sweat coated lips as it slowly lowers.

they stare at me, not wearing any masks. the one in front has a dull face, that almost looks like a blood hound with how many bags he has under his eyes, his hair is a black and cut short

standing next to him is a girl with long red, picking her teeth with a knife, and a scar along her cheek...her eyes kind of look like mine.

and behind them is...a huge man, who has a nice friendly smile and a short blonde stubble

they stare at me flatly, not moving, they're sizing me up, so time to kill their expectations

I happily hop off the helicopter as it lands, throwing up dirt and dust

"Hey, I'm agent Honeybadger, I was told I was transferred here" I say happily "And aren't you a grim looking bunch"

"Great dane" the one in the front says, pointing to the big guy, and then the girl "Great white, Bathory"

they nod, and don't say anything


What do I say?
[]nothing
[] Soooo, what do we do around here
[] two greats..interesting
[] So am I right in guessing this is a punishment
[] Hmm, you all look so smug, you know that
[] Soooo are you my guides or something
[] Need some sleep?
[] write in

>>45711047
>[] Soooo, what do we do around here
>[] So am I right in guessing this is a punishment
>[] Soooo are you my guides or something

>>45711047
>[] Soooo, what do we do around here
>[] two greats..interesting

>>45711047
>[] So am I right in guessing this is a punishment
>[] Hmm, you all look so smug, you know that
>[] Soooo are you my guides or something

>>45711047
>[] two greats..interesting
>[] Soooo are you my guides or something

>>45711047
>[] So am I right in guessing this is a punishment
>[] Soooo are you my guides or something

>>45711047
>[] Soooo, what do we do around here
>[] Soooo are you my guides or something
>[] So am I right in guessing this is a punishment

"Soooo what do we do around here, are you my guides or something?" I ask, grinning widely under my mask, even if they can't see it, I still can't stop myself

"Something like that" the girl say, pulling her knife out of her teeth "A little short aren't you? I was expecting someone...actually now I wasn't"

"Hey you're just used to me" the big guy chuckles "Marlo, if you're not all uptight, she's"

"Barothy" the girl says flatly "you don't need to know"

"Yeah" Great dane says nodding "don't expect her to you, this place isn't very welcoming"

"Oh" I say nodding slowly still smiling "So I am right in guessing this is a punishment?"

"Yeeeeep" the man chuckles "We're all a bunch of misfits"

"Yeah, no reason the headmaster would send you here if you didn't need it" Marlo or great white says happily

"Sooo, why are you here?" Barothy asks

What do I do?
[] ask them to show me around
[] make up a story
[] tell a true one
[] act friendly to one of them
[] ignore them and keep walking
[] act scared
[] whine
[] write in

>>45711439
>[] ask them to show me around
>[] make up a story

>>45711439
>Apparently there is a limit on how many collateral casualties are acceptable on missions. Which is bullshit.

>>45711439
>[] ask them to show me around
>[] make up a story

>>45711487
Second.

>>45711439
>Apparently there is a limit on how many collateral casualties are acceptable on missions. Which is bullshit.

>>45711439
>[] ask them to show me around
>[] act friendly to one of them, Great White
and
>>45711487

>>45711439
>Something about me enjoying my job to much.
>Kinda stupid really. Couldn't come up with a better date for my girlfriend though, so what are ya gonna do.

>>45711439
>Depends, is it wrong to love your job? Cause if not then it's just the old man being a dick again.

"Well, apparently there's a limit on how many collateral casualties are acceptable on missions" I say shrugging as I walk closer to them as they continue to stare at me, and Marlo twitches, the great dane fellow chuckles as the girl licks her knife, laughing "which is bullshit"

"Yeah, well what can you do, supposed to be sneaky, but hey, gets the job done right" he says shaking his head, as he reaches into his pocket as his face goes back to being grim and dead looking

"Oh we'll get alone wonderfully" bathory says, biting down on her knife, blood spilling out of the sides of her lips "For the first week at least"

"yeah, seems to be a common story round here" Marlo says sadly looking at the girl "and you shouldn't do that, it can't be good for you"

"oh it's just a little blooood"the girl says, licking her lips slowly

"Yeah so freaks aside" great dane says calmly "We should get alone with the day before it gets dark and we freeze our balls off"

"Oh come on, she can tell us her story right, she must have a good one" the girl says grabbing onto the guys shoulder and whimper as he calmly lights a cigarette, his dead eyes glinting in the light of his match "though I would looove to see what's she hiding under that mask as well"

"Mira you're going to scare the newbie, if she doesn't want to say more, she won't" Marlo huffs, crossing his arms and getting a death glare from the girl, mira "besides, it's going to be fucking cold"

"Yes it is, so come on Honey, what part of this crap hole do you want to see?" the man says, taking the cigarrete from his lips

What do I say?
[] stay out here
[] cafeteria
[] bunks
[] training room
[] perimeter
[] secret places
[] that shit will kill you know
[] thanks big guy
[] Oh it is quite the story
[] do not touch my mask
[] write in

>>45711853
>[] do not touch my mask
>[] training room

>>45711853
>[] do not touch my mask
>[] training room
>[] thanks big guy
>[] DO.NOT.TOUCH.MY.MASK.

>>45711853
>[] perimeter
>[] secret places

>>45711853
>[] do not touch my mask
>[] training room
>[] thanks big guy
>[] DO.NOT.TOUCH.MY.MASK.

>>45711853
>[] training room
>[] thanks big guy
>[] do not touch my mask

>>45711853
>[] thanks big guy
>[] do not touch my mask
>[] Oh it is quite the story
>[] training room

>>45711853
>...Wait you think THIS girl is scary? My girlfriend is more terrifying then her.

"Thanks big guy" I say smiling under this stuffy mask, the heat of my breath making it even worse under it "Also don't touch my mask"

"No problem, you'll have enough crap to deal with anyways" Marlo says winking as he leans back against the perimeter wall "some people round here are right cunts in the morning"

"oh now I just want to take it off even more" Mira says chewing on her knife's tip "Oh this is making me anxcious, you're teasing me, this isn't nice, I might just have to"

"bathory" the grim looking guy says angrily "Drop it, just ask later or imagine something that you fancy, so Honey, where do you want to go first"

"The training room, need to see if it's up to snuff, don't want to get rusty after all" I chuckle, frowning when my mask doesn't distort it into a horrifying wailing laugh

"Oh trust me Badger, it's amazing, mostly because of fight nights" Marlo says happily "won a sweet thousand last time, betting on myself of course"

"Yeah, but you just choked out the poor girl" great dane sighs "and then rolled her off of the matt"

"My neck is still bruised asshole" Mira growls "hurt like a bitch, and not in the good way"

"Yeah, but you get off on it most of the time" Marlo chuckles as great dane shakes his head

What do I do?
[] mess with one of them with my vampire powers
[] ignore the other two and talk to dane
[] change the subject before it goes anyways
[] ask if there's a fight to night
[] say nothing and think to myself
[] look for any weak spots or choke points in the facility 1d20
[] write in

>>45712258
>[] change the subject before it goes anyways

>>45712258
>[] ask if there's a fight to night

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>45712258
>[] say nothing and think to myself
>[] look for any weak spots or choke points in the facility 1d20

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>45712258
>[] look for any weak spots or choke points in the facility 1d20
>[] change the subject before it goes anyways

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>45712258
>[] change the subject before it goes anyways
>[] look for any weak spots or choke points in the facility 1d20

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>45712258
>[] change the subject before it goes anyways
>[] ask if there's a fight to night
>[] look for any weak spots or choke points in the facility 1d20

"SO" I say loudly as I follow the group down to the small metal door in the ground, that looks like it'd belong to a tornado bunker than...you know a advance facility or any kind of army base, it's all rusted and dented, and would make for a wonderful choke point for whatever is going to come here to murder all of these people "Is there anything I should know, like unspoken rules, schedules, dangerous fellows, crap like that"

"Just don't fuck with anyone, and you won't get fucked with" Dan says, flicking his cigarette away as he reaches down to lift open the metal door in the ground "Got it?"

"Yeah, don't stick your finger where they shouldn't belong" Mira says giggling as she hops into the recently opened door, and into the ground

"You should follow your own advice, come along badger" Marlo says happily "got to see the gym, and then some other stuff, not sure what though"

I nod as Dane motions to the hole with his head, and climb down it, down a metal tube, hmm, some explosives here and there would be a nice surprise for the fucker when he comes knocking, I look around as the other two keep walking, bickering with themselves as other guy slides down the ladder and walks past me, saying nothing

I could rig these doors with some explosives, and some of these doors, setting up ambushes with my spirits and

Oh...that's a knife, coming right at me, in the hand of the great dane guy, his face expressionless, looks like a combat knife, like one of my two

I blink and

roll 1d20 dodge
or
[] blood control
[] phase forward
[]it's only going for my mask, won't do anything
[] Cry out and duck making him feel bad *facade of innocence, so cute*

>>45712783
>[] Cry out and duck making him feel bad *facade of innocence, so cute*

>>45712783
>[] Cry out and duck making him feel bad *facade of innocence, so cute*

>>45712783
>[] Cry out and duck making him feel bad *facade of innocence, so cute*

>>45712783
>[] Cry out and duck making him feel bad *facade of innocence, so cute*

>>45712783
>[] Cry out and duck making him feel bad *facade of innocence, so cute*
Everything else would blow our cover, so its time to make cute honeybadger noises

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>45712783

T shall I kill him my love? it vould be a simple task T
<She's undercover jackass, and doing much better than I bet>
[Woooooo ghost money]
S this is stupid, he's just human S

I smirk under my mask, well it's a good thing I know how to pull on heart strings and act...well not like the monster I am. I shriek, covering my face as I fall back, Dane's face filling with surprise as he holds the knife in place as I cover my head, he mummers "Fuck" and looks behind him as I hear what sounds like a truck running down the hall, screaming loudly in rage as I make myself shiver and shake in fake fear

"OH FUCK!" Dane shouts as he's dragged back, clenching onto his knife as Marlo glares at him angrily as Mira watches like a curious cat

"ASSHOLE, she just got inside you bastard" Marlo shouts angrily as Dane stares at him bored "Nearly gave the poor thing a heart attack"

"...she got here for collateral" Dane says calmly Lighting another cigarette "I was just testing her"

Marlo looks down at me

and I smile under my mask and

what do I do?
[] keep "cowering"
[] Eh you caught me, hehehehe, lets do this again sometime
[] I was lying
[] Hide behind Marlo
[] Make cute whimpers
[] Blood control dane 1d20
[] write in

>>45713098
>[] Hide behind Marlo
>[] Make cute whimpers
>[] I was lying

>>45713098
>[] Eh you caught me, hehehehe, lets do this again sometime
>But next time let me get my own knife out first asshole.
honeybadger. play to the name.

>>45713098
>[] Eh you caught me, hehehehe, lets do this again sometime

>>45713098
>[] Hide behind Marlo
>[] Eh you caught me, hehehehe, lets do this again sometime
>But next time let me get my own knife out first asshole.

>>45713098
>[] Make cute whimpers
>[] Eh you caught me, hehehehe, lets do this again sometime

>>45713098
>[] Hide behind Marlo
>[] Make cute whimpers

>>45713098
>[] Hide behind Marlo
>[] Make cute whimpers
>[] Eh you caught me, hehehehe, lets do this again sometime

>>45713098
>Poison and explosives are not the same thing as a knife to the face dick!

>>45713098
>[] Make cute whimpers
>[] Hide behind Marlo
>[] Eh you caught me, hehehehe, lets do this again sometime

Now for the killing strike!. I scramble behind Marlo, making the cutest whimpers I can stomach making without Maria being around as I hide behind the big man, who glares at Dane, and headbutts him, before dropping him. Marlo rubs his head and mumbles curses to himself as he skulks away as dane rubs his forehead and reaches for his still lit cigarette, but looks back up at me and frowns

"You're lying" He's so slowly "You're a good actor, but that's all bullshit right there, I can smell it, I've been around enough crazies to know a killer never acts like that"

"Eh" I say shrugging as I walk away from him, almost skipping as I grin to myself "you caught me, Kehehehehehehe, lets do this again sometime"

"Guess I deserved that, but you're playing a dangerous game here newbie" He says coldly as I follow the big guy down the blank white hall, filled with buzzing lights that flicker on and buzz slowly

"Oh I'm sure I am" I say as I follow the other two into the training room. Dane just stares at me as he follows me inside

the room...is carved out of rocks, and is more of just a hole with a door put over it, there's some bloodstained wrestling mats, with holes torn through them and a shirt tossed over it, there's a few of manikins with gun shots and stab marks. and in the far corner of the room, is what looks like a betting pool, a small lawn chair with a umbrella over it and a wooden chest

"So what do you think?" Marlo asks

"it's a piece of crap right" Mira says flatly

What do I say?
[] I've seen worse, to be honest
[] Yep, this is pretty shit
[] Godamn this is worse than I thought
[] Er...it's horrible
[] Smells wonderful
[]*shake my head*
[] Sooo, want to spar
[] eh
[] write in

>>45713690
>Yeup. I think i'll be right at home here.

>>45713690
>[] eh
>[] I've seen worse, to be honest

>>45713690
>[] eh
>[] I've seen worse, to be honest

>>45713690
>[] Yep, this is pretty shit
But...
>[] I've seen worse, to be honest

>>45713690
>[] I've seen worse, to be honest

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>>45713690
So I vote for saving Marlo if possible, he'll be the second best minion ever!
Mr feeeaaaash.....I miss you...
There a way to get him back hm?

"I've seen worse, to be honest" I say yawning as I look around the dirty, dust covered room, lit only by a few weak spot lights which wires web throughout the room

"Funny, that's what most people say" Marlo sighs, putting his hands on his hips as he looks around

"Well, I mean we've fixed it up didn't we?" Mira giggles "I mean it used to have all that vomit"

"Most of which was because of gumbo tuesday" Dane says flatly "but yeah, not much to see here, want to see anything else newbie?"

What do I do?
[] see someplace else *Where*
[] ask if they can train you a bit
[] Shake my head
[] say nothing
[] write in

>>45713871
Short of getting posessed by a Elder God again I don't see Layla giving a shit about them living or dying.

>>45713955
[] ask if they can train you a bit

>>45713955
>[] Shake my head

>>45713955
>[] see someplace else *Where*
Infirmary, need to see if they got blood bags

>>45713955
>[] Shake my head

>>45713955
>[] Shake my head

>>45713955
>>[] see someplace else *Where*
>Infirmary, need to see if they got blood bags

>>45713998
>>45714072
...i want to say this if for no other reason then to get them wondering. I know we can't GIVE AWAY our identity, but being creepy is always fun.

>>45714123
I didn't mean that we actually 'say' we want to know if they have bloodbags.

I shake my head slowly, feeling a dry hunger slowly grow in my stomach as my throat start to feel dry and harsh. I stick my tongue out and bite down on it to stop myself from groaning in pain as a biting, staving, consuming thirst slowly spreads throughout me....I really should've drank today, I guess I forgot to.

I shake my head slowly and dane shrugs

"No, no, I think I can find everything myself...but is there an infirmary here?" I ask slowly as I try not to lisp since I just bit into my tongue

"Why?" Dane asks slowly, looking back at me

"Maybe she needs medicine or something, who cares, I think Dinner should be done" Marlo groans rubbing his eyes

"Yeah, wouldn't want to miss taco tuesday" Mira says teasingly "or is it sausage Wednesday"

Dane stares down at me

What do I do?
[] follow the other two
[] "Skin rash"
[] "Need a check up"
[] Smile under my mask
[] go find the infirmary
[]turn off the lenses of my mask
[] write in

>>45714360
>[] Smile under my mask
>[] go find the infirmary

>>45714360
>[] Smile under my mask
>[] go find the infirmary
yeah...this guy knows what he's doing. best to just leave.

>>45714360
>[] Smile under my mask
>[] go find the infirmary

>>45714360
>[] follow the other two

>>45714360
>[] Smile under my mask
>[] go find the infirmary

>>45714360
>[] "Need a check up"
Have you ever heard of this wonderful thing called biological warfare?

I smile, licking my fangs as I turn away from him, I'm sure I can find any blood bag and the room holding them by the smell alone, as soon as I get away from these walking fountains of the fresh stuff, just pumping right under their veins, just out of my reach, but so close to.

I turn down the hall, my smell obstructed by the rebreather, but I can still smell just enough of it through it. I close my eyes and start to walk away from the other two

"Mess halls this way" Dane says calmly "do you not want to eat or something, long flight from the campus"

I turn back at him, glaring at him from under the lenses of my gas mask, Oh he's suspicious of me isn't he...I hate people who think

What do I do?
[] nod and go to the mess hall
[] Not hungry
[] Eh, fasting right now
[] pretend not to hear him and keep walking
[] write in

>>45714560
>[] Not hungry
>Ate before I came here

>>45714560
>[] Not hungry
>() I just ate

>>45714560
>[] nod and go to the mess hall

>>45714560
>[] Not hungry

>>45714560
>[] Not hungry
>[] Eh, fasting right now

>>45714560
>[] Not hungry
>need to check my blood suger level

"Not hungry" I say slowly as I start to walk down the hall way

"Oh come on, you were on that copter for hours, you sure you don't want anything, the chefs are probably going to make something special for ya"Dane says flatly as I start to smell more smoke coming from his directions as the lights hanging from the ceiling buzz weakly, covering me and hallway in a pale white glow "Maybe a nice....juicy bloody stake"

My eye twitches as my mouth waters, diluting the blood in my mouth

roll 1d20 *Vampiric drawback: Bloodlust*

Rolled 1 (1d20)

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Rolled 16 (1d20)

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Rolled 19 (1d20)

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Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>45714887

Rolled 15 (1d20)

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>>45714903
WELP. Cover blown.
>>45714931
Nice save. On the other hand though, that woulda been hilarious.

>>45714931
Thank you anon.

>>45714943
>WELP. Cover blown.
I dunno, I'd find it more weird if someone wouldn't be swayed by a good steak

Rolled 1 (1d20)

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>>45715017
Nice try, but too late

>>45715017
Thank god you're out of roll range.

I bite down on my tongue, and take a deep breath, summoning up all of my will to not go rushing toward the closest source of blood as bloody drool fills up the bottom of my mask as I calmly look up at Dane, who looks back at me with a smug leer, before he frowns and his eyes go back to being as dead as I am.

"Not a steak person then? I can understand, you look like a runner aren't you" he says nodding, putting his hands into his coats pockets "Besides, hear red meat gives you cancer or something"

He reaches into his pocket and pulls out a ciggarrette and starts struggling to light it

"Yeah" I say quietly, taking a quick sip of my own watered down blood "but what doesn't these days, honestly, not in the mood for a steak anyways"

"You sure?" He asks, blowing smoke out of his nose "only edible thing you'll have for awhile....maybe you're more of a sea foodie, that's stuffs good for your brain, besides, a few nice fried chunks of catfish, with some cocktail sauce...melted butter"

My tails twitch on my back under this heavy coat and I bite my tongue again to stop myself from drooling because of this son of a bitch

roll 1d20

Rolled 5 (1d20)

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Rolled 6 (1d20)

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Rolled 15 (1d20)

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>>45715171
wow. this guy is good.

Rolled 5 (1d20)

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>>45715265
I wonder what tipped him off, he's being very specific.

"N..n..No I'm fine, I'm really not hungry and to be honest the flight gave me upset stomach" I nearly biting through my tongue completely, wincing from the burn as I use the pain I'm causing myself so I don't give into my usual addiction of all of the delicious...tasty...delectable fish in the world

"Really, come on it was a long flight, come on you'll upset Cookie, and no one wants to upset cookie, trust me, cookie is a force to be feared when scorn, like Barothy when she's on the rag or the morning or any time of the day when she isn't fucking asleep" He rambles on, glaring down at me as he flicks away his cigarette "seriously, every day with her...you sure you aren't hungry, I can get you some crappy frozen fries or some shit"

What do I say?
[] No I'm good, I'm really really not hungry, okay? ate one the way here, whole bag of chips
[] No...just need to get a check up is
[] Garlic fries? because I fucking hate garlic fries, now sweet potato...
[] Save something for me
[] I'll get breakfast
[] I'll just be late
[] write in

>>45715481
>[] Garlic fries? because I fucking hate garlic fries, now sweet potato...
if we deny EVERYTHING it'll just make him more suspicious.

>>45715481
>[] No...just need to get a check up is
>[] I'll just be late

>>45715481
>[] Garlic fries? because I fucking hate garlic fries, now sweet potato...
>[] Save something for me
>[] I'll just be late

>>45715481
>[] Garlic fries? because I fucking hate garlic fries, now sweet potato...
>[] Save something for me
>[] I'll just be late
The funny bit is that if Layla has a problem with garlic its more likely because of her cat part

>>45715481
>[]Write In: Just get up and say bye, and go to the fucking job early and get a scope of what you can do.

>>45715481
>[] Garlic fries? because I fucking hate garlic fries, now sweet potato...
>[] Save something for me
>[] I'll just be late

>>45715481
>[] Garlic fries? because I fucking hate garlic fries, now sweet potato...
>[] Save something for me


>Barothy
Bathory?

>>45715563
this IS the job. we're waiting for the guy to target here so we can gut him like a fish.

>>45715575
>Bathory?
That is probably the joke

" are they Garlic fries?" I say in disgust, ergh, I'm glad I don't eat much, I swear people put garlic into damn near everything and way to much of it"Because I fucking hate garlic fries, now sweet potato fries"

"they're potato mush formed into rectangles" he says slowly "normal fries, so I take it you aren't interested then"

"Just save something for me, alright" I say smiling under my mask as I walk down the hall way

"Sure thing badger" He says lazily as he walks down the other way

I sigh, and scratch at the top of my head, where my ears are laying crushed under this constricting

I need blood...I need blood and I need to make this place defensible, it has too many corners to get caught in, not enough choke points , beside right in front of doors

What do I do?
[] look for the infirmary
[] look for the armory
[] Send a blood spirit out to watch the perimeter
[]Blood form into the vents
[] write in
[]

>>45715866
>[] look for the infirmary

>>45715866
>[] look for the infirmary

>>45715866
>[] look for the infirmary

>>45715866
[] look for the infirmary

>>45715866
>[] look for the infirmary
Can't use the distraction while setting up defenses

>>45715866
>[] look for the infirmary

Well this is going to be a fun challenge at the very least, and its not like I have to try and keep anyone here alive, I just need to kill whoever come to kill them, and I'll have succeeded in my mission and I can go back home away from annoyances like this.

I sigh and shake my head, walking down the hall as I follow the scent of stagnant, frozen blood, licking my lips with my aching tongue, feeling the sting from all of the bites I've put into it. I wince, and stop, rubbing my mouth through the mask as I keep on walking, closing my eyes and holding my mouth.

It's a good thing that it's dinner, or I'd probably end up blowing my cover.

I sniff the air and open my eyes, and see a door with "Chop shop" drawn on some silver duct tape in red marker, hanging over what I can only assume is the infirmary

What do I do?
[]blood form in
[] just walk inside
[] knock
[] wait to see if anyone is inside
[] kick in the door 1d20
[] write in

>>45716071
>[] just walk inside

>>45716071
>[] just walk inside
>[] knock

>>45716071
>[] just walk inside

>>45716071
>[] wait to see if anyone is inside

>>45716071
>[] knock
>[] just walk inside

...Ah FUCK. The garlic fries were a trap. Well done hm, well fucking done. If he wasnt suspicious before he sure is now.

I grab the handle and slowly push the door open, trying my best to not make any sound as I peek inside and see a figure in a blood splattered lab coat, asleep on one of the beds. I smile as it rolls over, and slowly walk inside, smiling under my mask as I walk inside and look around, I'm guessing the blood bags are in that freezer chest in the corner, judging from the cold air coming from it.

I slink over to it, stopping myself from getting down on all four from instinct and habit. I slowly pull it open and grab a single blood bag, lifting my mask just enough to bite into it and drain it, I wince at the cold empty flavor and manage to slurp it down, and toss it into the medical waste bin

I sigh, licking my lips as I enjoy the fresh air on what little of my face that is out before

What do I do?
[] Wander around planning an attack
[] gourge myself
[] send a blood spirit out
[] go to the mess hall
[] find a place to nap
[] write in

>>45716384
>[] gourge myself
>[] go to the mess hall

>>45716384
>[] Wander around planning an attack
On the way to
>[] go to the mess hall

>>45716384
>[] find a place to nap

>>45716384
>[] Eat a few more blood bags
>[] Wander around planning an attack

>>45716384
>[] find the armory
Time to set up a few charges, we probably don't need them but blowing up people is always nice

>>45716321
I don't think it was meant to be a trap, if we actually encountered garlic fries in the school its not unlikely they go them here and if we hate them...

Though he obviously already has very specific suspiciouns, with the cat fish

>>45716650
I bet he's the target.

>>45716700
The way the opening was written about how "je was glad to have met them", he might actually be a infiltrator, though I'm not sure its that guy specifically.

>>45716700
>>45716739
I was about to say the lords dagger doesn't seem like the subtle kind, but they did infiltrate with Clementine too.

>>45716776
Ironically the Sword and Fire religious fanatics have sofar been the most assassin-like of the guilds we met.
Actually using infiltration and kidnapping as tools rather than just break in and kill all witnesses.

>>45716776
to be fair, clementine wore a freakin habit everywhere.

>>45716833
And yet she managed to stay uncaught and kill several students without being identified for at least a day. She was a pretty sneaky nun

Though its completly possible the Headmaster knew all along and just pretended not to.

I pull my mask down and sigh, closing the fridge as I turn around and walk out of the room, carefully closing the door behind me. I rub my face, trying to pull my mask into a more comfortable position. It squeaks with every tug and scratch.

I shake my head and give up, slowly walking down hallway, humming to myself as I slowly count down the various doors, some of them stretch back further than the other, those would be good ambush points.

I smile to myself and keep walking along, counting the vents as I continue down the empty, almost eerie hallways, I could use those to get around, or send out one of my four slaves, not to mention those would be a good way to blow smoke or something else all through the facility if I had enough time to fiddle with them.

But...now is back to the play, I'll just have to find a way to eat with this thing without smearing food all over my face or getting my fangs seen...ah well, I can just sit in a far corner, away from everyone else, or see if I can eat outside or something.
....

Agent Great Dane

I watch Honeybadger walk into the mess hall, scratching her chin as she takes the last step in...she was counting something back there, not to mention how quickly she came back down that hallway, a check up would've taken longer than that...maybe she got some pills...but knowing the doctor, she would've had to bargain for it

I frown
I think I may be right in my paranoia...but why here? I don't like this...I'll need to watch her...make sure I'm right


And we'll end here
I've archived
and
bad news
next week I cannot run weekends
so I'll either have to not run two quests that week
run no quests to be fair
or run three and just fuck over the last
what do you say?


>>45716809
Naturis is more of a terrorist organization
Ashen cauldron only ha like...6 assassins in their ranks of sages

The gents are a hunting club
the silent are???
and the twisted rose are cut up into a bunch of cells and SCIENCE

>>45716979
Thanks for running.

Honestly, while I love UMGQ and ASQ, both of them can survive not running for a week, OPQ and Da'ta kinda need a run.
Not sure what you planned for MGAQ so can't commen,t but sticking to your 2 in the week and 2 on thw weekend, thus 2 only seems wise to me.

>>45716979
>or run three and just fuck over the last
As long as you run OPAQ and Data.

>>45716979
Thanks for running

>>45716979
Question for you, Can Adela eat a Carolina Reaper and feel like nothings wrong? I feel like one of her quirks should be that she's practically immune to spicy foods.

>>45717025
>>45717022
that is the plan
a friend of mine needs a place to crash and I can't really run while he's around
thankfully he's only going to be over for one weekend

>>45716979
>next week I cannot run weekends
>so I'll either have to not run two quests that week
>run no quests to be fair
I don't have the feeling there is any sort of strong factionalism among the people that follow all your quests, so I doubt there is a need to "be fair".

>>45717056
She does like spicy food, yes
and I've heard what a trinidad scorpion does and I'm pretty sure the reaper is stronger

the guy described it as feeling an intense burn, and then it'd go away, and then come back, and go away, for awhile
moving through your body as it worked its heinous path through you

but sure, I bet she could if she wanted to

>>45717083
Aight

>>45717059
You are truly a bro then HM, Good on you.

>>45717059
No time or "no one must know about my writing for random angry strangers on the internet"?

>>45717111
>and I've heard what a trinidad scorpion does and I'm pretty sure the reaper is stronger
The reaper is the strongest pepper to date.

>>45717059
>a friend of mine needs a place to crash and I can't really run while he's around
Understandable, bros before hoes HM. Hope you have fun.

>>45717118
I'm not a very social guy, and this guy is my friend
I'm fairly open about it
but i"d feel like a dick if he was like
"Yo HM, want to eat something beside old bagels and vegetable juice"
and I hiss
"Nyoooo I am in the middle of running a boss fight"
but to be honest
no time, we're probably going to end up playing video games and shit to pass the time

>>45717180
>"Nyoooo I am in the middle of running a boss fight"
>boss fight soon confirmed

Seriously though. Thanks for running, and good night.

>>45717131
I want hot sauce with it
I like hot stuff
but it does kick my ass

>>45717140
thanks

>>45717239
Yep, in both of them

>>45717241
Try the Pure Capsaicin then, it's 15-16,000,000 on the scoville heat scale, A trinidad scorpion is a 1,463,700.

>>45717310
I like flavor as well
Not reason for heat if it isn't tasting good to