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Cao awakens suddenly and with a startle when the strange device Cassie refers to as a cell phone buzzes with an alarm. He looks over and in the dim light created by its screen he can see her face scrunch and she yawns as she slowly awakens. Her blue eyes flutter open as she grabs for her phone, eventually finding it and turning it off. She turns and looks at Cao staring.

“Mm. Sup?” she says with a groggy voice.

The tent opening unzips and Jacqui sticks her head in, having heard the alarm. It’s time for Cassie to take her place on the watch. The blonde girl nods and yawns again as she begins to shimmy her way out of the tent and off of the pile of clothing that served as a makeshift bed. After she does, Jacqui crawls in and lies down, making herself comfortable.

Cao closes his eyes and tries to get some more sleep. He hears some rustling next to him as Jacqui decides she’s going to grab a bite to eat or a drink, and Cao, in his desire for slumber, thinks nothing of it as she opens his backpack.

But as she does, she discovers something he had hidden away ever since he had packed his things with Nitara on the boat. She opens up the side pack on his backpack to reveal the radio and holographic disguise device.

She takes them out and inspects them. “Cao? What are these?” she asks, familiar enough with both technology and Outworld to know that he shouldn’t normally have either one.

Cao rolls over and opens his eyes, realizing he’s been found out.

>A) I found them.
>B) I stole them.
>C) I was given them by the Black Dragon.
>D) I don’t know what those are.
>E) Other (Write-In)

>>45674820
>E) Got given them by a tricky Australian. Worst magic ever.

>>45674820
>B)

>>45674820
>E) Other (Write-In)
Remember how I said my life's been nothing but trouble ever since I nicked from Kaito? Let's just say the Black Dragons - whoever they are - aren't helping.

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>>45675062
>>45675212

"They were given to me," Cao says.

"By who? Who in Outworld has this kind of stuff?"

"It's a group calling themselves the Black Dragon," he replies.

She immediately drops the stuff and leans over him, grabbing his collar, but not theateningly. "Are you sure?" she asks, deadly serious. "The Black Dragon?"

"Yes, I'm sure," he says, uncertain of her sudden reaction. "Their leader gave it to me. Kano."

Jacqui's eyes widen a bit. Suddenly, as Cao was getting ready to explain himself more, Cassie sticks her head into the tent. "Did I hear the Black Dragon?" she asks.

Jacqui looks at her friend. "Cao was given tech by Kano," she says. "He has a radio and some kind of wrist-device."

Cassie looks at Cao. "What? How? Why didn't you say anything?"

>A) It never came up
>B) How was I supposed to know you knew them?
>C) They hired me to do a job
>D) What's the big deal?
>E) Other

>>45675332
>>B) How was I supposed to know you knew them?
>>C) They hired me to do a job
>>D) What's the big deal?

>>45675332

Wrong trip, but it's me.

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>>45675347

"What, you know them?" he asks. "I didn't know you knew them. Why bring them up?" He adds a shrug.

"I'd be surprised if anyone in Earthrealm hasn't at least heard of them," Jacqui says.

Cassie climbs into the tent. "This is real? This is real! You actually spoke to Kano? Here in Outworld?"

"Yes," Cao replies. "He sent his son to spring me out of prison. They rescued me from execution and then Kano hired me to do a job."

Cassie and Jacqui look at each other in disbelief.

"What's the big deal?"

Cassie scoffs a bit. "The big deal? Kano is a major scumbag and the leader of an interrealm terrorist organization," she tells him. "And he's responsible for all the grief my mom ever went through. He killed her original husband-to-be and has pretty much haunted her ever since."

"Cao, listen," Jacqui says as she holds up the radio. "Did the Black Dragon give you this radio?"

"Yes," he replies.

"Then maybe we can lure them into a trap!" Jacqui says with a smile. Cassie's eyes brighten up as she continues, "General Blade's been trying for twenty years to catch up to the Black Dragon and now we have a chance to lure them out into the open!"

Cassie begins to smile. "Mom could finally catch that bastard..."

>A) Take the radio away from them
>B) Let them keep it
>C) Ask why they think this necessary
>D) Tell them you don't want to sell out the Black Dragon
>E) Other

>>45675637
>C) Ask why they think this necessary
Busting us out of the arena aside, I don't think Cao has that big a personal stake in what happens to the Black Dragons.

>>45675660
Addendum:
>E) Other
Can I at least get paid by them first?

>>45675637
>B)
If they kill Kano were debt free. Bonus if we can do our job THEN lure him into the trap.

>>45675637
>E) Other; look, I'm a thief, I live off my reputation. Let me complete my job for them, and then you can take him down.

For being a thief, Cao sure is a motormouth.

>>45675775

Yeah but dem earthrealm tiddies

In character-wise, he's also pretty apathetic and doesn't have attachments to anyone who isn't his sisters

>>45675775
Cao is wildly out of his element right now. Plus, he doesn't care much for confidentiality. He's only ever had to steal for himself and his family.

"Well, is it necessary?" Cao asks.

Cassie gives him a bewildered look. "Necessary? Look, I get that you don't know who they are, but the Black Dragon are horrible people. When they brought you into their camp did they tell you about all the good people they've killed? Soldiers, civilians, politicians, people just doing their job. Anyone who gets in the Black Dragon's way, they kill, innocent and guilty alike. They're the scum of the earth, Cao."

He shrugs a bit. "Well... I don't know those people," he admits, and they visibly react with disapproval. "The Black Dragon hired me for a job and gave me the tools for it but I've got no stake in their goals or your fight with them."

Jacqui sets the radio down. "Well, how many of those people the Black Dragon killed had sisters?" she asks. Cao looks up at her, suspicious of her attempt at getting his sympathy for people he never met. "You can't just stand by and do nothing while an evil organization like the Black Dragon goes about its business."

"Damn straight," Cassie agrees.

"Look, I'm a thief," Cao replies. "I only care about my sisters. They offered to pay me for a job, so I figured maybe I do the job and get paid, that ends any involvement I have with them. I get the money and me and my sisters are better off for it. I didn’t know or care that they’re enemies of Earthrealm."

"You'd take their blood money?" Jacqui asks distastefully.

"To a family that has to steal to survive, money is money," Cao replies just as seriously. "I never cared where I got it before."

"I can hardly believe the words coming out of your mouth," Jacqui says as she shakes her head.

"There has to be better ways of getting money, I mean, even a thief has standards, right?” Cassie asks, clearly taking Jacqui's side in the matter.

Cao grows a bit defensive. "Neither of you ever had to steal to survive before," he says. "You're not from Outworld, you can't judge me for trying to get some money for my sisters."

>>45675940

"I feel like we can if it's from the Black Dragon," Cassie says.

Cao leans back a bit as the tension in the tent begins to grow a bit higher over their silence.

"I'm taking this radio and we're giving it to General Blade when she comes to rescue us," Jacqui says firmly.

Cao shrugs. "Keep it, I told you I have no loyalty to the Black Dragon."

"And what about us? I thought we were beginning to be friends," Jacqui says.

“Wait,” Cassie says, holding up a hand. “Guys… Look, this is getting a bit heavy. I mean, we ran Cao over and we were in kind of a crazy situation, we can’t really fault him for not telling us he knew the Black Dragon. Right, Jacqui?”

After a moment, Jacqui lets out a sigh. “I guess not, no.”

Cassie looks back at Cao. “Look, I know you’re only looking out for your sisters, but I meant it when I said there might be a better way… Maybe we can talk to my mom. Maybe I can get some kind of reward for you if this radio leads to the capture of the Black Dragon, or at least Kano.” She pauses for a moment. “Maybe you could even come to Earthrealm… You and your sisters.”

>A) That… sounds nice, actually
>B) Would it help my sisters?
>C) I don’t know…
>D) I don’t want to leave Outworld.
>E) Other

>>45675950
>B) Would it help my sisters?

>>45675950
>>C) I don’t know…
>B) Would it help my sisters?

>>45675950
>A)
>C)
I'm not keen on backstabbing the Black Dragon unless I'm sure we can get away with it.

>>45675986
>>45676180
>>45676190

"I don't know... Would it help my sisters?"

"I mean, you're less likely to be eaten by monsters, for one," Cassie says.

"If General Blade agrees to it, I don't see any reason why they couldn't come to Earthrealm," Jacqui agrees, lightening up a bit.

"It's a whole new world where you could be or do anything you want," Cassie adds. "You wouldn't have to be a thief anymore. You and your sisters could live somewhere really nice, with clean water and nice clothes and warm beds, good meals too. I mean I don't want to sell it too hard or anything but Earthrealm doesn't have blood sport arenas or the death penalty for stealing to survive."

"Depends on where you go," Jacqui says.

"Well I'm talking about America! Where else would we put them?" Cassie says. “Hell, they can stay at my house until we get them better accommodations. Like an apartment or a house or something.”

"Look," Cao interrupts, "it all sounds nice, but I don't want to backstab anyone unless I know I can get away with it."

"Nice," Jacqui says with a cocked eyebrow.

"Would you want to sell out the Black Dragon if it meant making an enemy of them?" Cao asks.

"I'm already their enemy by virtue of being in the Army," Jacqui replies.

"Well, I'm not. I'm on no one's side. So I don't want to take a side unless I know that side is going to win."

"Well, we are," Cassie says. "Mom's always beaten Kano. Now that we have a way to lure them out, we can make this happen." She moves fully into the tent. "Look, I know we're in a bad situation, hunted by those raiders, but when the OWEA catches up to us, if you help us out with this Black Dragon, me and Jacqui will do everything we can to help you and your sisters."

"They're bad people, Cao," Jacqui insists. "If you did this, it would mean a lot to a lot of people, especially us. Our parents go back a long way with the Black Dragon, and a lot of Earthrealm would like to get their hands around Kano's neck."

>>45676427

"ESPECIALLY mom," Cassie says with a smirk.

"The point is, you'd really be helping us if you brought the Black Dragon to justice," Jacqui tells him.

Cao sits silently for a moment as both girls look at him and wait for his response. He closes his eyes and thinks. He’s never had any stake in a fight that wasn’t his own before, and never cared for what was good or evil, so long as it helped him or his sisters. The Black Dragon offer guaranteed money… but Cassie and Jacqui offer the possibility of sanctum for him and his sisters in an entirely different world… an exciting and frightening idea all at once.

They truly are passionate about this matter, he can tell. But should he trust them? He’s never had any true friends before apart from his sisters. The first people to act friendly towards him were Trevor and these two, so he feels pull towards both groups. And yet they seem to both be pulling on him in opposite directions.

He would like to hear Ashrah’s voice guiding him, but there is only silence.

“Cao?” Cassie asks. “What are you thinking?”

He opens his eyes and says…

>A) Selfish: “I just want the money.”
>B) Apathetic: “I don’t really care about this fight between you and them.”
>C) Problem with Authority: “I don’t want to help a general of any army.”
>D) Loner: “I don’t want to stick around once our time together is done.”
>E) Reckless: “Alright, let’s lure them into a trap and take on the Black Dragon.”
>F) “If you can promise me that you’ll help my sisters, I give you my word that I’ll help you.”
>G) Other (Write-In)

>>45676442
>F) “If you can promise me that you’ll help my sisters, I give you my word that I’ll help you.”
Asylum in a world that doesn't actively hate Cao is a very hard bargain to beat. But we have three things we need to do before we leave.
>Finish the Black Dragons' contract.
>Cure Sanra's onset vampirism.
>Kill Draken.

>>45676498
Addendum: "Kill D'Vorah" is a long-term goal.

>>45676442
>>F) “If you can promise me that you’ll help my sisters, I give you my word that I’ll help you.”
Im reluctant to betray Kano (especially since we don't even know how to bonca ball yet) but they are giving us a really good deal.

Before we leave the jungle either way let's make sure to grab the ingredients we need to cure our sister

>>45676580
>Im reluctant to betray Kano (especially since we don't even know how to bonca ball yet) but they are giving us a really good deal.
Kano can promise all the money he wants, but again, guaranteed asylum in Earthrealm is a very hard bargain to beat. Outworld has made Cao tougher, but it's done nothing but want him and his family dead. As long as he's in Outworld and under Kotal Kahn's domain, he will never find sanctuary.

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>mfw Cao's sisters end up panhandling on the streets of New York
thanks obama

>>45676811
Doubt it. If anything, Sonya's going to get all of them, at minimum, a proper education (remember that Cao is illiterate) and some low-level jobs in the military or something.

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>>45676498
>>45676517
>>45676580

"...If you can promise to help my sisters, then I'll help you," he says.

Cassie smiles and lightly taps him with her fist. "Hah! I knew there was some good in you, no matter how much you have it buried."

Jacqui smiles as well. "You're doing the right thing, Cao."

"I know mom will see things the same way," Cassie tells him. "We can make things right, and hell, all three of us will be the heroes who took out the Black Dragon. How's that looking for a promotion, eh?" Cassie elbows Jacqui playfully in the ribs.

"Alright, alright," Jacqui says, setting the radio and hologram-device aside. "Let's just try to get some sleep. We've already---"

She suddenly stops. "What's up, JB?" Cassie asks before her friend suddenly puts a hand over her mouth to silence her.

"Shhh!" she says with a finger to her mouth. Cao sits up and looks around.

Then, he hears it. Heavy breathing, from a large throat. An audible step as grass, dirt and twigs snap under large feet.

Something big is outside the tent, sniffing the air. It lets out a low growl as it listens for them.

>A) Stay still and quiet
>B) Look outside the tent
>C) Try and make a run for it
>D) Attempt to create a distraction
>E) Other

>>45677006
>A) Stay still and quiet

>>45677006
>>A) Stay still and quiet
Spook

>>45677006
>>A) Stay still and quiet
Listen to see if we can tell what it is without opening the tent

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>>45677033
>>45677049
>>45677128

Cao puts a finger to his lips and lays low. The girls do the same, on either side of him, keeping as still as possible.

The breathing grows louder and louder as the footsteps draw near. They can hear the large lungs of the creature through its throaty breaths and how loudly it sniffs.

Suddenly, the tent is prodded and brushed by something. All three of them look as the opening is pushed open by a massive, scaled head of a behemoth, its mouth full of sharp teeth.

"Oh fuck, it's a fucking T-Rex!" Cassie whispers as it sticks its mouth into the tent to sniff around. "Don't move," she says. "It's vision is based on movement..."

"That's just a fucking movie!" Jacqui whispers back.

The dinosaur sniffs a few more times before pausing and lifting its head straight up, taking the tent and all of them with it. All three of them are pushed together as the flimsy material folds inwards and they are carried up with it.

"Shit!" Cassie shouts as both of them crash against Cao.

The tent slips from the dinosaur's maw and falls to the ground, causing them to fall on top of each other in a tangled mess of bodies, clothes and the contents of Cao's backpack.

The tent itself collapses entirely atop them as they struggle to get free. Suddenly, the large dinosaur leans down and bits the fabric, picking it up in its mouth! All three of them dangle from the creature's mouth in the fabric as it raises its head upwards again.

>A) Cut yourself free
>B) Attempt to attack the dinosaur
>C) Continue to do nothing
>D) Hold on for dear life
>E) Other

>>45677268
>D) Hold on for dear life
Is it taking us somewhere?

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>>45677268
>A)
>E) Light a flare and run away from Cassie and Jacqui
Stay away from any bathrooms too, everyone knows that bathrooms are the t-Rex's natural prey

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>>45677305
>>45677347

The creature carries them as Cao holds onto Cassie and Jacqui, who is taking out a knife. She decides to cut the tent and they all fall out, tumbling to the ground below.

Cao looks up and sees that the beast is not alone---it is being ridden by a woman wearing animal skins that, in all honesty, do not leave much to the imagination. She carries a spear and looks down at them in contempt.

She pulls on the reigns of her dinosaur mount's harness and gets him to stop, drop the tent and look at them.

Cassie and Jacqui look up at her in confusion, but Cao knows what she is: an Amazon. Tall, powerful and muscular, she hefts her spear up and points it towards them.

Around them, they hear the rustling of leaves as more women appear, holding spears, knives and swords, adorned in war paint and animal skulls with necklaces of teeth. Some of them have large cats with them.

>A) Attempt to make contact
>B) Surrender
>C) Attempt to reach the car
>D) Fight them
>E) Other

>>45677888
>A) Attempt to make contact
First Ashrah, then Nitara, then Jagara/Sheeva, then Cassie and Jacqui, and now amazons. What is with Cao and his female magnetism?

>>45677888
>E) stay close to Cassie and Jacqui, keep your mouth shut

>>45677888
>a)
establishing strength may make use different from the other weaker men they've met

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>>45677935
>>45678108

Cao coughs into his hand and starts to stand up. "Hello," he says. "I am---"

One of the women strides forward and whacks him in the chin with the blunt end of her spear, knocking him down onto a knee. "Men do not speak unless spoken to, much less prisoners!" she says.

He looks up at her. "Well, you just spoke to me, can I speak now?"

Her eyes burn with rage from his insolence and she prepares to stab him when Cassie and Jacqui both pull him back and hold up hands. "Woah, woah!" Cassie says. "Hold it!"

"What about women?" Jacqui says.

"We take the man prisoner, but you two may be guests," the one riding the dinosaur says.

"Guests of who?" Cassie asks.

"Our leader, Zara the Great," she replies.

"Another one who tacks on titles..." Cao mutters.

"Curb your tongue, man-slave!" one of them shouts, pointing a spear at him.

"He's not a slave nor a prisoner," Jacqui says.

The dinorider is a bit taken aback. "You defend this man? Consider him your equal?"

"Of course," Cassie replies.

She nods at the others. "Take all three of them captive, then."

>A) Surrender
>B) Fight back
>C) Attempt to talk your way out of it
>D) Claim you are their prisoner
>E) Other

>>45678278
>C) Attempt to talk your way out of it
We're adventuring on behalf of a woman, for what it's worth.

>>45678278
>C) Attempt to talk your way out of it
If you imprison us, our female boss won't be happy.

>C)
>E) I've been sent by decree of the beautiful Princess Jagara of the Shokan to retrieve a rare flower from these lands

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>>45678362
>>45678433
>>45678557

An idea springs to Cao's mind. "Hold!" he says, holding up his hands. "I serve a woman! I have been sent by... decree of the beautiful Princess Jagara of the Shokan to come to these lands! I serve her faithfully!"

The amazons look around at each other. Cassie then adds, "Yeah, uh... I serve a woman too! A commander of a powerful army: my mother!"

"You don't look like anyone we know or have seen," the rider says. "Your skin, your clothes..."

"I serve her mother as well," Jacqui says. "We both serve in her army."

One of the amazons looks around. "Well then. Where are they?"

Cassie and Jacqui look at each other, unsure. Cao steps in front of them. "Elsewhere! They are scouts... here to speak with the leader... about joining forces!"

"Princess Jagara of the shokan is no ally of the amazons, nor are her people!" the rider declares. "They support the rule of Kotal Kahn!"

'Ah-hah!' Cao thinks to himself. "Well, I've no love for the Kahn! To hell with him! I've said it before and I'll say it again! To hell with the Kahn!"

"Do you know what you're doing," Cassie whispers.

Cao doesn't reply as he clears his throat. "Truth be told, I merely met these two along the road... I came here for another reason entirely..."

"Speak then, man-worm!" the rider demands. "Why are you here?"

"Are all of their insults just words with 'man' tacked onto them?" Cassie whispers to Jacqui, who shrugs.

>A) I come to serve the amazons
>B) I bring a message for your leader
>C) I secretly serve another woman, Nitara
>D) I am searching for a flower
>E) Other

>>45678868
>D) I am searching for a flower
Cao has no clue what he's doing.

>>45678868
>D) I am searching for a flower

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>>45678891
>>45679058

"I am searching for a flower, red, that grows along the rivers," Cao replies. "The Blood Flower, so I am told."

The rider seems disinterested in what he has to say further. She nods at the women under her command, "Take the boy, let the girls walk freely. Zara will hear their words and decide their fate."

"I'm not going anywhere," Cassie insists.

"You have no choice. You are surrounded."

"Or maybe it's you who is surrounded!" Cassie says. "My mother and her army are coming here now!"

"Then they will find you as prisoners," the woman replies nonchalantly. "Take them."

Cassie and Jacqui go back-to-back with Cao as the women close in.

"What do we do, Cass? Fight?" Jacqui asks.

The blonde girl gulps. "I was really hoping they'd buy that last bluff..."

>A) Surrender
>B) Fight
>C) Attempt to give Cassie and Jacqui an opening
>D) All three attempt to flee
>E) Other

>>45679501
>E) Other
What's your problem with men, anyway?

>>45679501
>B) Fight
Fuck this I'm tired of being pushed around

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>>45679526
>>45679557

"What's your problem with men, anyway?" Cao asks, putting up his fists.

"Pathetic little man-fool," the nearest amazon says as she draws near with her spear pointed right at him. "Give up now or die."

"He'd make a fine slave for the pits," one of them suggests.

"No, to the fields with him!" another says.

"Enough! Zara will decide their fates. Take them!"

The amazons close in, preparing nets, spears, ropes and other tools of capture. Their large cats snarl and bare their massive tusk-like fangs.

Current Meter: 1
>1d100 and an action!

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>45679619
Find a big branch to club people with.

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>45679619
Kick the nearest cat in its teeth.

>>45679683
Remember what happened the LAST time we tried to kick a monstrous beast in the head?

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>45679619
>Fight Street rat style
"I will save my sister even if i have to burn this forest to the ground to do it."

>>45679619
Yank the nearest amazon's spear out of her hands and start skewering

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>45679737

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>>45679632

Cao springs forward and reaches for a large branch, but one of the cats places a paw on it and snaps at him. Behind him, Jacqui and Cassie charge at the larger women and begin to fight them, holding up decently against them.

>>45679683

As the cat growls, Cao attempts to kick it in the face, resulting in it swiping a paw at him. Its claws rake the flesh of his leg, leaving four distinct marks going down it. Nearby, one of the amazons punches Cassie in the face and another knee-slams Jacqui in the gut, but they're not out of the fight.

>>45679725

Cao looks around the jungle. This isn't his element, his kind of terrain. No corners, no walls, no tables or chairs. He dashes to one side but two amazons jump in his path, pointing spears at him.

He slowly backs up.

>>45679737
>>45679770

As one of them jabs out at him, with his quick speed he reaches out and catches it! He pulls the woman towards him and trips her, yanking the spear out of her hand.

He threatens the others when the dinosaur rider throws a net attached to a rope down on top of him. Cao immedaitely begins to struggle as the other amazon woman tackles him to the ground.

>1d100 and an action!

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>45679821
Bite her, stuff some dirt in her eyes, something to get this amazon off of Cao.

>>45679821
Cuntpunch.

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>45679892
Fuck is up with dice

>>45679863
>>45679892
>>45679952

Cao kicks, bites and claws from beneath the net as the large woman attempts to subdue him. He struggles and manages to turn around and get a hand out. He curls it into a fist and slams it home, punching her in the nethers, causing her to cry out and roll off of him. Cao shakes his hand and struggles as he attempts to get free.

The rider holding onto the net with him in it pulls and Cao finds himself dragged. She commands the dinosaur to charge through the forest, and with a mighty roar, the dinosaur charges off, dragging Cao along with him. Cao is scratched by all manner of twigs and rocks along the ground as he is pulled along behind the dinosaur.

He looks for anything he can use to cut himself loose. The spear! He still has it with him in the net! He reaches for it...

>Current Meter: 3
>1d100 and an action!

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>45680363
Grab spear, break off the end and use it like a knife to cut our way out.

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>45680363
Cut the net with the spear.

>>45680363
Damashi! The tyrant known as dunkins donut has finally released me so I can play my favorite quest.

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>>45680411
>>45680437

Cao breaks off the tip of the net and breaks free! He cuts himself loose just before he would have been dragged through a river.

The woman riding the dinosaur notices and turns him around. "Do you think this wise, boy? You could have been a captive, but now I think you would be more fit as a meal for my pet."

The dinosaur roars at him as it stomps in the water. She points her spear at him. "Surrender now or be devoured. Our leader will be kinder to you than my pet will."

Cao looks at the drooling mouth of the great beast and then back up to the stern gaze of the woman staring down at him.

>A) Surrender
>B) Run into the forest towards Cassie and Jacqui
>C) Run upstream
>D) Fight her
>E) Other

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>45680363
Use our rolling dodge once we're out of the net to re position.

>>45680596
>B) Run into the forest towards Cassie and Jacqui
If Cao is good at anything, it's running away.

>>45680596
>>B) Run into the forest towards Cassie and Jacqui

>>45680596
>E)
Use the end of the spear we broke off by shoving in the rexs mouth to hold it open then bolt for Cassie and Jacqui.

>>45680623
>>45680636
>>45680730

Cao throws the tip of the spear at the mouth of the beast but misses as he turns and runs back. The woman kicks her mount and pulls on its reigns, commanding it to chase. The monster roars and charges after Cao.

The thief breathes hard as he runs through the jungle. Behind him he can hear the massive feet stomping after him, getting closer.

>1d100+10 to run away!

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>45681151

>>45681151
Uh, Damashi? This you?

>>45681232

I apologize, I'm flip-flopping between different threads.

Rolled 83 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>45681151

Rolled 84 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>45681151

>>45681191

In the darkness, Cao trips on a root and falls to the jungle floor. He turns around and looks up as the dinosaur charges up to him, opens it mouth and brings it down!

>>45681399
>>45681408

But he rolls to the side as it does, causing it to bite into nothing! Cao gets up and keeps running as another loud snap can be heard as the creature nips at his heels. He runs as hard and fast as he can away from the beast.

>1d100+10 to escape!

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>45681483

Rolled 47 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>45681483
AAAGGHHH

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>>45681499
>>45681687

By weaving between the trees, Cao manages to elude the dinosaur and its rider and makes his way back to the camp. There he finds Jacqui and Cassie fighting on, but badly wounded and bleeding from a few cuts. Cao runs up to one attacking Jacqui and kicks her from behind before moving on to help Cassie out.

>>45681687

The dinosaur and the rider crash through the trees, sending vines and splinters showering the area. Cao looks back at her and prepares to grab his friends and run when an arrow hits the ground in front of him.

Three more appear, aimed at the ground in front of Cassie and Jacqui, all of them fired from above.

Cao looks up and sees that Amazon reinforcements have arrived. At least a dozen archers hiding in the dark braches with bows trained on them. The remaining amazons on the ground pick up spears and light torches and begin to encircle them.

"He likes to run. Put an arrow in that one's leg," the rider commands, and with the precision and lack of hesitation of a soldier, an amazon shoots Cao in the leg. He shouts and falls to a knee as Cassie and Jacqui kneel alongside him.

"You are surrounded doubly now that our archers have arrived. You have no hope of escape. You have fought well, and as women this earns you the right to amazonian respect."

"And what of him, bitch?" Cassie asks.

"He should not have tried to fight or run."

"Fuck you," she says, sticking up her middle finger.

"Take them," the rider decrees. "Zara will sort them out."

Nets are tossed upon them. Cao, Cassie and Jacqui are all tied up and disarmed before being placed on a wooden card to be pulled by the dinosaur.

As they leave, they see the Amazons investigating their belongings and discovering the car.

>A) Attempt escape as they drag you away
>B) Talk with the girls
>C) Speak to the Amazons
>D) Pass out from blood loss
>E) Other

>>45681861
>B) Talk with the girls

>>45681861
>>D) Pass out from blood loss
Let's not talk for a while. Cassie is a cage. She can handle things juuuust fine.

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Fucking Amazons.

>>45681861
>>B) Talk with the girls

>>45682155
These aren't even the kinky rape kind

>>45682155
Yeah when we return to being Kaito we need to come back here for the sole purpose of beating their shit in. not killing them all but humiliating and wounding them for their treatment of people passing through their lands.

>>45682258
These are "maximum misandry" amazons.

>>45682291
I prefer the ones that are so big, regular men are basically just children sized. Complete role reversal. These Amazons are just bitches

>walk away for one thread
>suddenly moralfag!
>suddenly amazons who hate men!
>everyone votes retardedly as per the usual
>now we are once again in a shitpit because the elder gods think its funny as hell to make caos life a living hell
greeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeat, ya'll retarded.

>>45682362

For reference, all of these women are between six and eight feet tall.

Writing.

>>45682384
Get here earlier, I was asleep for most of the thread. Maybe if Damashi didn't start so early.

>>45682424
Goddamnit, right in the fetish

>>45682429
>Maybe if Damashi didn't start so early.

Well, I had fillings yesterday and I wanted to take the day off and start this morning.

>>45682384
>suddenly moralfag!
How is Cao a moralfag?

>>45682462
Just giving you a hard time

>>45682464
I'm guessing he's not happy we're ratting Kano out.

>>45682578
This was already discussed. For the sake of his family, the chance at asylum in Earthrealm is a better offer than any raw paycheck.

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>>45681899
>>45682258

Cao looks over at his fellow captives, kept bound in ropes. Jacqui looks at him with concern. "You alright, Cao?"

"Just an arrow in my leg," he says. "With my luck, I'm surprised it didn't happen sooner, honestly."

He squints in pain as the cart goes over a bump, causing the ropes to rub against the arrow. Cassie reaches for it to try and pull it out but hesitates.

"I can take it," Cao nods.

"You sure?" she asks and he nods again. She wraps her hands around the wooden shaft and counts down from three before pulling it out. To his credit, Cao doesn't shout, but tears roll down from his eyes as blood spurts out of the open wound.

Though she doesn't have much room to manuever, Jacqui takes off her jacket and hands it to Cassie, who begins tightening it around Cao's leg. After a moment, she finishes the knot.

"Look," one amazon says to another as they walk along alongside the cart. They both laugh at the sight. "What a foolish girl you are, helping him as such."

"What a bunch of cunts," Cassie mutters.

'Trevor used that word a lot too...' Cao thinks to himself. He thanks them both. "What happens now?" he wonders aloud.

"I think we're being taken to their village," Jacqui says. "I was kind of hoping these warrior-women would be more chill than this."

"Silence!" one of them says before smashing Jacqui in the back with the flat head of her spear.

"Oh, just wait until I get free," Jacqui promises that one.

They come through a large thicket of trees and travel until the sun comes up. When it does, they look up upon a great ridge of waterfalls and cliffs and see ancient temples built upon it. From there they are taken to great path that leads upwards around it and into the city itself.

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>>45682863

They pass by wooden huts and large stone buildings. Amazon women can be seen among them, along with smaller, weaker-looking men in menial roles, like sweeping the streets, carrying baskets and cooking meals in large open firepits. The women look upon the catch, looking at the girls and Cao.

Eventually they are brought up a stone road to a great temple. There, they are cut free and made to wait. Jacqui and Cassie stand off to one side with bound wrists while Cao is wrapped up to a wooden pole over a large pile of wood in the shape of an unlit pyre.

"Zara will decide your fate," the woman says, poking him in the ribs with her spear. "Perhaps you will be the guest of honor at our feast tonight."

"Never been invited to a feast before," Cao spits at her feet.

"Well, you would be the main course," she laughs in his face before walking off.

"Awesome, cannibals too," Cassie says. "This day gets better and better."

"I bet they don't think it's cannibalism," Jacqui replies. "They probably think men and women are two different species."

"On a lighter day I'd have agreed with you, but given the current situation we're in, I think I shouldn't," Cass replies to her friend.

"If it's any consolation, I don't think I'd taste very good," Cao mutters.

He looks around at the temple-city around them. It's funny how much this place reminds him of Kotal Kahn's preferred architectural style.

>A) Wait and see what's next
>B) Attempt to escape
>C) Talk more to Cassie and Jacqui
>D) Talk to the amazons
>E) Other

>>45682887
>"Well, you would be the main course,

I hope this is implying what I think it is.

>>45682887
>C) Talk more to Cassie and Jacqui

>>45682887
>>C) Talk more to Cassie and Jacqui

>>45682887
>>C) Talk more to Cassie and Jacqui
"Quick, use your earthrealmer Magic to free me." Say this as a joke. Cao needs to Crack a joke once in a while.

>>45682887
E) oh great, more kotal kahn minions, i wonder if the elder gods are backing you lot as well.

at this point i just want cao to get so fed up with this shit he just gets an MK powerup in rage and not continue being the useless god hated shit hes been proven to be since the beginning.

>>45682887
>>C) Talk more to Cassie and Jacqui
Who were you speaking to on your magic box?(cell phone)

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>>45682947
>>45683016
>>45683046
>>45683142
>>45683153

Cao looks at the girls as he looks down at his possible soon-to-be funeral pyre. "I don't suppose you could use your Earthrealmer magic to free me, eh?" he jokes.

Before Cassie can reply, one of the nearby amazons overhears them. "Earthrealm?" She repeats it to her sisters a few times. One of them then runs up to the temple they have been brought before.

"I thought they knew already," Cao says.

"I guess not," Cassie replies. "The last time they saw us and we saw them was twenty years ago.

Cao looks on as a procession of amazon warriors comes down from the top of the temple. In the center of them is a woman wearing black and blue armor and some kind of skin-tight suit, with dark skin and muscular form. She appears to be their leader.

She strides down among her woman-warriors and looks at all three of them. She speaks first to the girls. "I know not who you are but I am told you are from Earthrealm. Is this true?"

"It is," Cassie says, speaking honestly. "And my mother will be coming to get me with an army, and she will not be happy to hear about what you've done."

"I know your parents," Zara says, surprising them both. "Yes... Jackson Briggs, Sonya Blade. I can see their blood in you. Your eyes, especially... When last I fought against them was when I pledged myself to the service of Shao Kahn to invade your realm."

"Hey... Yeah, I remember now," Jacqui says. "My father told me that once, he was held captive by you while Sonya and Princess Kitana did a task for you. Then they all kicked your sorry ass and left you running."

"Your father's memory serves him well, but so does mine," Zara says, pointing a sword at Jacqui's throat. "It is good that I do not seek revenge upon your parents for my wounded pride."

"Nice mullet by the way," Cassie snickers.

"I am Zara, queen of the amazons! You will show respect! Make them kneel."

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>>45683548

They are jabbed in the back with the blunt ends of spears and forced down. "Some queen you are," Cassie spits. "Queen Sindel is ten times the ruler you must be if this is how you treat people."

"Queen Sindel is a traitor and a whore," Zara casually replies. "She will receive her justice in good time. But I don't have her kneeling in front of me; I have you. So now the question becomes what to do with you."

"There is more, your majesty," a red-headed eight-foot-tall amazon woman says. "We captured their chariot."

They all look on as a dinosaur mount pulls the car up to the temple with ropes and vines.

"Good thing I put it in neutral," Jacqui says.

"Can't believe a fucking dinosaur is pulling my dad's car..." Cassie mutters, shaking her head. "Hey! Queenie! Didn't you hear me? I said my mother is coming to get me. Do you really think your little temple and tribe is going to stand up to some heavy Earthrealm firepower? Man, one missile would level this whole fucking place and send you bitches screaming for the jungle. Boom!"

She laughs, but it is cut short as Zara kicks her in the chest. "Actually, I believe I do have some leftover aggressive tendencies towards your parents."

"Shall we take them to the dungeons? Ransom them? Slit their throats?" one of them asks.

Zara smiles. "No, I think I have a better idea. Take them to the temple, and prepare them for the Rite."

Jacqui and Cassie are both picked up by large women and thrown over their shoulders, kicking and shouting as they are carried away. Zara now looks at Cao.

"Hm. Nothing impressive here."

"Take off my pants and maybe you'll sing a different tune," Cao jokes at her, resulting in several spears being thrust at him.

Zara laughs at him. "I very much doubt that, little man. I think you'll do well for yourself upon tonight's fire. Until then, you will remain here. At sundown, we feast."

>A) Insult her
>B) Attempt to join her
>C) Tell her lies
>D) Speak of your service to Nitara
>E) Other

>>45683571
>>A) Insult her
its not like you could do anything worse to me then kotal already did you filthy whore.

>>45683571
>D) Speak of your service to Nitara
Let's see if amazons are worried about pissing off a vampire.

>>45683571
>>D) Speak of your service to Nitara

>>45683571
>"Hm. Nothing impressive here."

>"Take off my pants and maybe you'll sing a different tune," Cao jokes at her, resulting in several spears being thrust at him.

kek

>>45683571
Did Cao just make a dick joke? Absolutely excellent.

>>45683797

Well he's surrounded by women, I imagine he can't help but reflect on the skewed gender ratio

>>45683630
FUCK YES.

>>45684017
What? No. The whore bit seems a bit much.

>>45683630
>>45684017

"It's not like you could do anything worse to me than Kotal already did you filthy whore."

An amazon punches him across the mouth but that got Zara's attention. "He is the one I spoke of," the rider from earlier tells her.

"Ah... No love for the Kahn."

"He claimed to serve the shokan. Princess Jagara."

"A lie, most likely," Zara surmises. "The shokan have no need for anything from these lands."

"He spoke of the Blood Flowers," she tells her leader.

Zara cocks an eyebrow. "Hm... Interesting." She approaches Cao and holds the sword up to his throat. "And just why did you want those, little boy?"

>>45683639
>>45683668

"I am in service to a woman. A vampire by the name of Nitara."

There are whispers around. Zara's eyes narrow. "And she desires these flowers? She should have come herself."

"She had other matters to attend to," Cao says. "I'm getting these flowers for..."

>A) Her and her alone
>B) My sisters
>C) Myself
>D) Fuck you
>E) Other

>>45684169
>A) Her and her alone

>>45684169
>>A) Her and her alone

>>45684169
Damashi you really need to stop taking write-ins when they have no support.

>>45684169
>>A) Her and her alone

>>45684245

Well, there were two posts for it, and two for D, making them even so I used both.

Besides, I could see it. Cao has a problem with authority and anyone who calls themselves queen isn't immediately on his good side, especially with how they've treated him.

>>45684334
There was also one against it, I just feel like not everyone wanted to see that said. I'm not mad or anything, you just may have a problem in the future.

>>45684360

Alright. I thought it was funny, myself.

>>45684398
It's not like trading barbs was going to make Cao's situation any worse, anyway.

>>45684398
Anon can be prickly you're lucky you haven't run into it more.

>>45684195
>>45684223
>>45684276

"I'm getting these flowers for her. She needs them for some reason."

"I wouldn't believe him," the rider says to him.

Zara folds her arms. "So, the servant of a vampire... How interesting. Perhaps I'll keep you alive until she comes to collect you and then I'll speak with her."

Cao stares into her eyes. He knows he has to escape this place if he's going to save his sisters... But he also needs to know where those flowers are.

"I couldn't help but notice their scarcity. The flowers, I mean." Cao says to her. "My... mistress," though the word makes his skin crawl, "would be interested in trading for them. Where do you keep them?"

"A good try," Zara says with a coy smile. "But I've never once let a man get the better of me. Not with words, not in battle and not in bed. Enjoy the hospitality of the amazons."

She walks off. "Please, don't go to any trouble on my part," Cao says as he rolls his eyes.

Now. About escaping. He struggles against the ropes for a moment before stopping due to their solid nature. 'Damn.' He tries to slip his hands through and wiggle his feet, but nothing works.

He'll need another strategy...

>A) Give up and wait
>B) Talk to the amazons
>C) Continue trying to undo your knots
>D) Curse the Elder Gods for your constant stream of bad luck
>E) Other

>>45685459
>B) Talk to the amazons
>C) Continue trying to undo your knots

>>45685459
>>C) Continue trying to undo your knots
>>D) Curse the Elder Gods for your constant stream of bad luck
It never ends.

>>45685459
>B
>C
>D

>>45685459
>C) Continue trying to undo your knots
>D) Curse the Elder Gods for your constant stream of bad luck
Maybe stealing from the universe's golden boy has further reaching consequences than we first assumed.

>>45685459
>C) Continue trying to undo your knots
>D) Curse the Elder Gods for your constant stream of bad luck

I'll be about an hour. Gotta go handle something.

>>45685619
I don't know dude. We have the potential for mad ladies. Cao was living a shitty life either way, now we go on adventures with pretty ladies constantly. Also Cassie and Jacqui think we got a big dong.

bump

I hate amazons

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>>45685488
>>45685547
>>45685618
>>45685619
>>45685689

Cao sighs and keeps going. He struggles against his bonds, pulling on the ropes until his arms strain and his wounds wear him down. He looks down and sees some blood near the ropes around his legs. He must've re-opened one of the wounds.

But still he keeps trying. He wiggles and struggles but it is utterly in vain.

He looks up to the skies and feels like shouting. Damn the Elder Gods. Damn them all. They've done nothing but shit on him his entire life. What did he ever do to end up with luck like this? Here he stands, bound to a firepit, while his sister withers away and dies.

Damn Kotal Kahn. Damn D'Vorah. Damn Nitara.

But damn the Elder Gods most of all.

'Just once...' he thinks to himself. 'Just... Once... Give me a break. Grant me freedom. Grant me a chance to save my sisters. I don't care how it is.'

He waits, but nothing happens.

"TO HELL WITH THE ELDER GODS!" Cao shouts to the heavens, causing nearby amazons to chuckle, some bursting into laughter at his plight.

He doesn't care. The Elder Gods certainly don't.

'I'll do it myself,' Cao thinks as he continues struggling against the ropes.

Just then, he hears a noise. He looks to his left and sees an explosion followed by the shouting of warriors. Cao looks on, confused, but his eyes widen as he catches a glimpse of what is happening.

From the treeline they come; large, wheeled, bellowing the roars of engines and leaving ruined vegetation in their wake. The vehicular army of Crashsmash's raiders are here, attacking the amazons!

Cao throws his head back upwards. "That's NOT what I meant!" he shouts at the sky.

A massive vehicle with a group of flamethrower-wielding men on top begin burning the wooden huts and scorching the temples. A monster truck crushes through two small buildings in a single charge.

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>>45688112

Suddenly, a crack of gunfire goes off near Cao. A group of car raiders climbed the temple walls and are using railguns and shotblast pistols to kill the amazons. The ones guarding Cao go to fight them, but they are gunned down.

The men stride forward and look around. "Gods be praised," he says. "I've been wanting to come here for years... The legendary amazons... God, they're as tall as I always imagined."

"Shut up!" his companion tells him. "And look!"

They follow him pointing to the convertable. They cheer and run towards it. "We got it! We got it!" one cries.

"Lord Crashsmash will reward us greatly! We could ask for anything!"

Cao looks on as a symbiotic pair, not unlike Ferra and Torr, climbs the wall. Only this pair are both male, and they belong to the vehicle-army, wearing their armor.

"Get car!" the small one orders with a high-pitched laugh. The larger one, wearing a metal helmet completely covering his head, lumbers over to the car and climbs in the backseat.

"Hey, wait," one of them says when he finally sees Cao. He approaches the bound thief. "Having some trouble, eh?"

"I had a disagreement with the amazons," Cao replies as the man takes out a knife.

"Well, here's your chance then," he laughs, cutting Cao free. "Join us, boy! Ride eternal, shiny and chrome, across the highways that stretch between the realms!"

Cao picks himself up from the ground and scampers away from the fire. He looks over and sees some of the goons turning on the car. "Too bad those girls ain't here! But Crashsmash wanted the car, so he'll still be pleased, ahahah!"

Cao looks at the temple where Cassie and Jacqui were taken. He knows they need his help. But if he does, their car will be taken...

>A) Head to the temple
>B) Jump in the car with the men
>C) Fight them out of the car
>D) Run away; leave the car and the girls
>E) Other (Write-in)

>>45688137
>A) help de girls

>>45688137
>A) Head to the temple

>>45688137
>A) Head to the temple

>>45688137
>>A) Head to the temple

>>45688232
>>45688280
>>45688281
>>45688347

Cao leaves them and runs up the stairs towards the temple. The men shrug and laugh at him, thinking him a fool. The one who cut him loose jumps into the back of the Ferari and it takes off.

Cao runs up to the temple and finds it to be an open chamber. Cassie and Jacqui are bound on slabs by ropes in some kind of sacrificial altar setup. Cao looks at them as they struggle and he walks towards them.

His eyes widen. There is a clay bowl in the middle of the chamber, filled to the brim... with red flowers!

From behind a pillar a leg kicks out at his head, but he dodges and rolls to the side, looking up at Zara. She points her sword at him. "You! You three! You led them here!"

She swings and he dives back. "Long have I dreamed of defeating them and heading north to face the tarkatan hordes, but now they attack me here, in my home!"

She charges at him and again misses as Cao ducks behind a pillar. Her sword chips some of the stone from it off.

"I'll have your head, swine!" she shouts.

Cao looks at the sword and thinks it would be rather find for cutting loose his Earthrealm friends...

>1d100 and an action!

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>45688594
Rolling dodge into a knee hit.

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>45688594
Disarm her and knock her to the ground, so we can cut loose the girls.

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>45688594
Roll an Overhead Tuck past her and score a cheap shot.

>>45688672
seconding this.

>>45688672

As she swings, Cao rolls forward and springs up, slamming her knee into her gut. She shouts and backs up, stabbing out at him, but again Cao rolls away.

>>45688714

She chases after him and swings again, and Cao reaches up and grabs her wrists. Strength against strength, however, she is much stronger than he is and overpowers him. She pushes him down but he slips through her legs and escapes.

>>45688731

Cao attempts to jump over her but she reaches up with one hand and grabs his neck before chokeslams into the stone floor. Cao's vision swims for a moment and he sees stars as the powerful amazon smashes him into the floor.

Cao gasps as Zara points her sword down at him and prepares to stab!

>>45688843

>seconding this

But they all count as long as someone rolls in a ten minute window.

>Current Meter: 3
>1d100 and an action!

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>45688594
Steal a kiss. This proves a point or something.

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>45688873
plant both of your feet on her chest and push as hard as you possibly can.

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>45688873
X-ray by slipping out from under her, tripping her and slamming her forehead into the ground.

Then steal her sword.

>>45688916
DAMNIT
>>45688873
Cmon Dam count this towards the next scene.

Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>45688873
Kip up away from Zara and kick her backwards.

>>45688916

Cao looks up at her. "Pitiful scum," she spits before stabbing down.

With a simple turn of his head, Cao dodges the blade! He springs up, pulling himself up to her face, planting his lips against hers! Zara, in pure shock, stands up and slams a hand against her mouth. "You... you dare?!"

"Got the better of you," Cao mocks her, echoing her earlier words.

>>45688930

Still holding her by the neck, Cao brings up his feet and pushes off of her, flipping backwards and landing nimbly on his feet. She screams in a furious rage as she charges towards him, violently swinging her sword.

>>45688944

Cao slips under her, tripping her. As she falls flat and begins to pick herself up, Cao punches the back of her head, slamming it into the ground and breaking her nose. He then stomps on her sword hand and picks up the blade!

>>45688978

Cao runs over to the altar and prepares to cut Cassie free, when Zara, nose bleeding profusely, jumps upon him and grabs him by the hair, picking him up by it and tossing him away from the girls!

Cao rolls along the ground as Zara runs up and kicks him in the chest, causing him to cough in pain. She stomps on him again before falling atop him and struggling for the sword!

>1d100 and an action!

Damashi are these amazons the one titted variety

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>45689101
Catch her foot and start tickling!

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>45689101
stab her right through the chest, hopefully this will kill the bitch.

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>45689101
Roll side too side too throw her off balance and if were lucky thrust that sword into her.

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>45689101
headbutt her nose, to break the grapple

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>45689101
Punch her in the tit.

>>45689261
You disgrace the art of war.

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>>45689165

Cao is punched in the chest, very hard.

>>45689193

As Zara goes back for another punch, Cao angles the sword up and she impales herself upon it, her eyes going wide. She looks down at the blade and back up to Cao before reaching for his throat and choking him!

>>45689226

Cao feels her iron-like grip close around his throat, crushing it!

>>45689229

As she slides down the sword, Cao headbutts her and she falls back, onto her side.

Cao rolls away, coughing. He puts a boot on her chest and grabs the sword, pulling it out. Zara stares up the ceiling, unblinking.

He walks over to Cassie and Jacqui and cuts them free. They both hug him. Jacqui goes and spits on Zara's corpse. "Cao! How'd you get free?" Cassie asks.

"Those psychos came and stole your red thing," Cao tells her.

Cassie's face turns pale. "Shit! They stole my car!"

She runs out to the edge of the temple and looks down at them. The warparty is departing from the jungle. "We have to go after them!" she shouts.

"Cassie, calm down!" Jacqui says. "We just need to lay low and relax. We need to wait for your mother."

"No, no, no!" She holds up her wrist. Her bare wrist. "The watch is in the car!"

Now Jacqui's face drains a bit. "Oh, no."

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>>45690009

Cassie runs a frustrated hand through her hair. "It was last night. I took it off for a minute and put it in the car when I heard Cao mention the Black Dragon. Then the dinosaur and the amazons and---"

"Calm down, Cage!" Jacqui says. "Alright. Now let's think this through. The raiders couldn't come here in their entirety because of this jungle's thick foliage and the location of this temple, which means that the group that stole the car must be smaller. Only the vehicles that can make it through the jungle. Right?"

"Yeah... hey, yeah!" Cassie says.

"What? I'm missing something. What's going on?" Cao asks.

"It means that it's not the full war party," Cassie says. "They'll be heading to rejoin them... but maybe we can catch up to them before we do!"

"And if we don't, we might never get out of Outworld," Jacqui says. "Now then... What around here can we use to catch up to those vehicles?"

Cassie looks over and sees something that makes her smile very, very wide. "I've got an idea..."

Cao and Jacqui walk up to the same edge of the temple Cassie is standing near and they look down at a ranch of riding raptors, saddled and ready to go.

"Oh yeah..." Jacqui says, thinking the same thing as Cassie. They look small, but sleek and fast.

>A) Steal riding raptors
>B) Look for an alternative
>C) Fight the Amazon beastmasters for larger mounts
>D) Lead the charge against the dinosaur pens
>E) Follow their lead into the dinosaur pens
>F) Other

>>45690035
>>A) Steal riding raptors
This is metal as fuck

>>45690035
>A) Steal riding raptors
fuck it. We're so far out of our element
But stuff a bunch of flowers into our pockets..

>>45690035
This>>45690095

Also keep the sword

>>45690035
>>A) Steal riding raptors
Happening.

>>45690035
>A) Steal riding raptors

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>>45690066
>>45690095
>>45690113
>>45690128
>>45690192

Cao runs back into the temple and grabs a handful of blood flowers, stuffing them into a pocket. He rejoins Cassie and Jacqui as they make their way down the temple walls towards the stables.

Cassie leads them up to the beastmaster and shouts, "Hey, she-bitch!" The amazon turns around as Cassie glows green and surges forward, kicking the woman so hard she flies through a wooden wall of a nearby hut. Another amazon runs at them with two axes and Cassie throws a glowing green ball of energy at her, knocking her to the ground.

"Come on! Let's ride some fucking dinosaurs, baby!" Cassie shouts, jumping up onto a wooden platform that leads around the raptor holding pens.

Cassie jumps into a cell, landing on top of a raptor. It hisses but she grabs its reigns and gets control of it. "This can't be too different from horse riding..." Cassie says.

"Maybe, but these aren't horses," Jacqui says, jumping on one of her own. It grows fiesty and snaps its head back at her, but she gets it under control with a firm punch to the face.

Cao swallows nervously. He's never ridding anything, much less a dinosaur... The raptor looks up at him, hissing.

>A) Jump on the raptor
>B) Ride with one of the girls
>C) Look for another mount
>D) Fight the monster to establish dominance
>E) Other

>>45690354
>A) Jump on the raptor
FUCK IT

>>45690354
>A) Jump on the raptor
we have to seize back the crimson chariot of horselessness.

>>45690354
>>A) Jump on the raptor

We got the sword right?

>>45690354
Hey Damashi, was Zara the first person Cao killed? or have there been others?

>>45690549
Yes
>>45690394
>>45690512

Cao jumps onto the raptor and it immediately struggles against him. He grabs the reigns as it snaps and hisses at him.

>1d100 to control your mount!

>>45690035
>GRAB THAT BOWL OF FLOWERS
>also Coup de Grace zara, cannibal deserves it. take the sword too might be worth something.

>>45690690

Oh yeah, I was going to bring that up, but yeah, though she more or less impaled herself on the blade and he's seen people die plenty of times before.

Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>45690707

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>45690707

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>45690707

>>45690734

As Cassie throws the lever and the gates open, both her and Jacqui's raptors run out. So does Cao, but it bucks him from its back and drags him. Cao grits his teeth as the raptor runs on.

>>45690953

Eventually, Cao yanks hard on the reigns, causing it to stop. Taking a hint from Jacqui, Cao curls a free hand into a fist and pummels it across the raptor's face. He does this one more time before it bows its head and lowers its back.

"Damn right," he mutters as he climbs onto its back. But as he kicks it and it takes off again, he nearly falls off.

Cao catches up to Jacqui and Cassie and the three of them make for the jungle, with screaming amazons shouting after them. "Wooo-hoooo!" Cassie cries out as the raptor makes for the trees. Cao holds on for dear life as all three of them begin running through the thick jungle at high speeds.

"At this rate, we'll catch up to them in no time!" Jacqui shouts, laughing as she does.

Cao wishes he could share in their mirth, but deep within him, a part of him admits that this is very, very fun.

They need a way to catch up to the group before they reconnect to the main vehicle horde and can get the car into the hands of Lord Crashsmash.

>A) Follow their trail
>B) Follow along the river
>C) Stick to the ridgeline
>D) Head straight north and make it into the wasteland before they do
>E) Other

>>45691578
>B) Follow along the river

>>45691578
>A) Follow their trail
This is going to end up like Jurassic world I think.

>>45691578
>>B) Follow along the river

>>45691601
>>45691751

We'll be resuming the velociraptor-vehicle chase in the morning. Going to get some sleep.

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>>45691705
You mean like this?

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>>45691601
>>45691751

Cao takes his raptor down the riverside, with Cassie and Jacqui close on his heels. These beasts run at incredibly fast speeds, kicking up dirt and water with clawed feet as they jump over rocks and swerve between branches. Cao's heart races as the wind tears past him and he grips the reigns so hard his knuckles turn white. They continue down the river for some time, searching for remnants of the scouting party and the vehicle, eventually discovering evidence of their passing in the form of large tracks, broken treets and destroyed forest.

They follow behind and catch the first glimpses of the men as they break free of the jungle and enter once more into the dusty wasteland. The raptors chirp at each other as their riders spy their target: a group of about eight to ten cars and various motorbikes, and at their head, a bright, red shining convertible. The men haven't noticed them yet, keeping their eyes northward, searching for the main warparty of raiders.

"We need to get to dad's car!" Cassie reminds them.

"But maybe we should take out the others, first!" Jacqui shouts back as their raptors tear across the sands.

Cassie looks at her friend and suggests, "We start at the back and work our way forward?"

"That's what I'll do!" Jacqui replies. "I'm going to get on, get a weapon and do some damage!"

Cao looks on and considers his options.

>A) Begin the attack from the back
>B) Attack the middle
>C) Go for the lead car
>D) Flank them from the opposite side
>E) Other

>>45699815
>A) Begin the attack from the back

>>45699815
>D) Flank them from the opposite side

Send them to the Outworld equivalent of Valhalla

>>45699815
>A)

>>45699815
>>C) Go for the lead car
That's were the watch is right?

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>>45699827
>>45699866

Cao urges his raptor to the right and goes for one of the lesser vehicles, one lagging a bit behind. He snaps at the reigns and commands the raptor to run close. The driver turns and looks only to see a hissing raptor in his mirror just as Cao climbs up onto the beast's back and leaps onto the vehicle!

He lands atop one of the raiders, taking him by surprise. The man is covered in knives and carries a rifle of some kind, but Cao snakes an arm around his neck.

Nearby, Cassie and Jacqui begin boarding actions of their own, with both of them jumping onto two different vehicles to battle their riders. All three raptors continue running alongside the vehicles, chirping and hissing as dust and sand is kicked up by them.

Cao struggles against the raider as the driver nears the vehicle with Jacqui.

>1d100 and an action!

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>45699988
While he's in the chokehold, bash this guy's face into the metal and try to throw him off.

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>45699988
Give him an RKO

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>>45700014

Cao pushes the raider's face down into the metal, but the man slams his elbow back into Cao's side, forcing him to let go. Cao bounces back a bit, still standing on the back of the car as the man turns around and takes out a knife, preparing to swing it at the thief.

>>45700033

Cao dodges the knife swing and throws his body forward, grabbing the man by the neck. As Cao lands on the hood of the car, his back pushing into the mesh windshield, his grapple bends the man's back over the metal bar, breaking it. Cao lets go as the man slumps off the back of the vehicle and falls into the dust and is left behind.

Now on the front of the vehicle, the driver shouts at him and tries turning his car to get him off. Cao holds on tightly and stares the man in the face.

From the top of a nearby car, someone shoots at Cao with a rifle that fires metal railway spikes which embed themselves in the metal of the hood around him. Jacqui springs up behind the man and quickly takes him down with a knee to the gut before bashing in his head and stealing his weapon. She kicks him off the truck before crawling towards the front of the vehicle.

Cassie, meanwhile, has forced the driver of a truck out of his seat and has taken over. She turns the vehicle into another, running it off the dusty road and out of her way before crossing in front of the vehicle Jacqui is on top of. As the driver of the car that Cao is on drives forward, Cao looks to his right and sees Cassie driving her truck with a dead raider in the passenger seat.

The driver reaches out with one hand and tries to grab at Cao to get rid of him!

>1d100 and an action!

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>45700202
Grab his arm and pull him from the drivers seat, tossing him like a ragdoll into the road.

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>45700202
Grab the driver and drag him out.

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>45700202
Slam his arm against the windowsill and while he's stunned pull him out of the car.

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>45700202
Stab his with our sword through the windshield

>Cao just killed the queen of the amazons
That's actually rather big news in Outworld politics.

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>>45700227

Cao reaches for his hand and struggles against him. The driver erratically turns left and right as his vehicle bumps up against the one Jacqui is on. She takes and tries to fire at him, but misses, the rail spike embedding into the frame of the car door.

>>45700239

Instead of pulling him out, he pulls Cao in! The thief finds himself thrown into the passenger seat with the man attempting to strangle him. The engine roars and dust bites at their faces as the car swerves this way and that.

>>45700246

Cao grabs the man's arm and slams it against the windowsill before slamming his head against the metal wheel. As he is stunned, Cao reaches up, grabs the roof of the car and pulls himself upwards so that he can bring both feet up and spring them outwards into the man's face, forcing him partway out the driver's window.

>>45700265

Cao draws the sword from his beltline and skewers the man as he hangs out the window, his dead body now hanging out for the wind. A raptor bites at it as it runs alongside the car.

The man's foot, still on the pedal, forces the vehicle ever forwards, accelerating. Cao grabs the wheel and turns it towards another vehicle, one without doors and carrying supplies.

Slowly, he drives alongside the warparty until he is halfway up. The supply vehicle alongside him turns and tries to run him off the road.

>1d100 and an action!

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>45700467
Ram him back.

>>45700494

Cao attempts to ram him back, but the supply vehicle falls back, causing him to veer in front of him and nearly run into Cassie's car. Behind them, Jacqui jumps onto Cao's car, turns around and fires into the window of the vehicle she was just on, killing the driver. The car veers off and crashes into a rock as Jacqui climbs into the car's driver seat and gets rid of the driver's body. "I'll drive," she says. "You get on that one!" She points at the supply truck and Cao nods.

She drives close, giving Cao the opportunity to leap.

>1d100 and an action!

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>45700920
Don't fuck up.

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>45700920
Jump on, tabk the steering wheel into a hard turnwhere the truck flips

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>>45700963

Cao leaps onto the vehicle, grabbing hold of the side and kicking the driver in the face. His cohort in the passenger seat aims a crossbow at Cao, who pulls the driver in front of him to block the shot. The bolt flies into the man's ear, causing him to scream, convulse and then die.

Cao pulls him out of the driver seat before leaping in and kicking the man in the passenger seat out his side as well.

Cao finds himself behind the driver's seat of the car. 'I can do this,' he thinks to himself, putting his hands on the wheel and slamming on the gas pedal. 'I saw the others do it. Can't be too hard.'

He begins accelerating forwards, driving alongside Cassie, who honks her truck's horn. She points ahead. Three cars remain: two raider vehicles and the convertible.

Now, to get rid of them...

>1d100 and an action!

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>45701356
Try and fishtail one of the raider vehicles (use our front fender to push the backend out of the offending truck) to make them spin out.

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>45701356
Play whatever cassette/cd they have in the radio!

>>45701356
ACCELERATE TO RAMMING SPEED

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>45701573
Forgot dice

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>>45701441

Cao puts the pedal to the metal and drives straight on into one of the enemy vehicles. He begins to turn and Cao twists a bit to force him to spin out. The front of his vehicle crashes into Cassie's, whose heavier armored truck bores right through him and leaves them destroyed.

>>45701475

As Cao hits the other vehicle, the music player is turned on by the jolt.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIJhq7k0m9Y

Jacqui drives up alongside the other vehicle along with Cassie. They both slam into it from both sides and smash it a bit, causing it to fall back and spin out.

Now, all three of them head towards the convertable. A group of flamethrower-men keep them at bay for a moment as the symbiote pair Cao saw earlier stands up. He points at Cassie's car. "I think they wanna play! Let's play, ahahahah!"

The bigger one leaps from the Ferari and onto Cassie's truck, smashing onto its hood! He begins pulling at the windshield!

>1d100 and an action!

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>45701628
See if we can't find a way onto Cassie's truck.

>>45701628
Drive up alongside Cassie and tell her to turn on the e-brake and bail into our car. Master Blaster can't blast nobody if we leave him in the dust

>>45701729
>Drive up alongside Cassie and tell her to turn on the e-brake

That's all well and good but Cao doesn't know what an e-break is. As far as he knows this thing he is driving that is blaring out music is magic.

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>45701628
see if we can't find something to throw at the big guy to distract him. Food, drink, big stuffed cuddly monkey

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>45701729
Roll

>>45701748
nice to see my luck with dice is a horrible as ever.

>>45701747
Oh, forgot Cao would not have knowledge of e-brake, I guess just tell Cassie to bail?

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>45701628
Joke Response - Pound the horn to some tune

Just to see what /tg/ dice have to say

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>>45701645
>>45701748

Cao attempts to get near Cassie's car, but a line of flame from the flamethrower-man keeps him at bay for the moment. The little man on the big man's shoulders laughs as the big one pulls the windshield off and tosses it aside.

As he reaches in and yanks out Cassie, holding her high with one arm by the neck, Cao looks for something to throw, but finds nothing outside of small bits of garbage. The little one cackles, "Crashsmash gonna eat you for lunch! Hahahah!"

Jacqui aims her rifle at the big man and fires, hitting him in the leg with an iron spike. He falls onto a knee and lets go of Cassie, who curls her hand into a fist and causes it to glow with green energy.

"Eat this, little man!"

She rockets her fist into his face, causing him to fly from the bigger one's shoulders and in front of the car. The little body goes under the wheels and the big one follows after it, falling off the hood.

Cassie glows green again before leaping from the hood of the car, shadow-kicking her way across the gap between vehicles, ending up on her father's Ferari. She plants her foot in the face of the man with the flamethrower, knocking out some teeth.

Jacqui drives up alongside it and fires at the driver, taking out his lower jaw with a spike. Cao drives up to the other side, reaches out and grabs hold of the man who initially cut him loose. As a favor, he just drops him instead of killing him, giving him a fighting chance.

When the three raptors descend on him and bite him to pieces, however, Cao realizes that maybe he never had a chance at all.

He climbs out and into the passenger seat as Cassie beats on the remaining two men. He pulls the driver out and tosses him away as Cassie does the same with the other two. Jacqui makes her way through her car and jumps onto the Ferari, and with their help, she is pulled on.

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>>45702166

"We did it!" Cassie says, getting into the driver's seat and slowing down a bit. She looks at them both. "You guys rocked! Jacqui, when you shot that guy and I punched that laughing little imp off his fucking shoulders that was so---"

"Cass," Jacqui interrupts her. "We've got more company."

All three of them look back to see the oncoming horde of vehicles of Lord Crashsmash. "Fuck me," Cassie mutters. "Here we go again."

"Not quite," Jacqui says. "I also meant them!"

They follow her finger pointing south and see an army of amazons chasing after them on dinosaur and giant cat mounts, tearing across the wastes, brandishing spears, swords, torches and more.

And at their head, Zara, riding a great lizard and carrying a war axe.

"I thought you killed that bitch!" Cassie says.

"They usually don't get back up after I stab them!" Cao replies. "Maybe amazons have two hearts!"

"Well, they definitely have half a brain!" Jacqui replies.

From the south come the horde of amazons and from the east comes the horde of vehicle-raiders, led by the massive vehicle of Crashsmash, adorned with the crystal portal skull on its hood.

But their luck was not over yet. For the war they had created had attracted the attention of others. From the north come the tarkatans! The blade-warriors ride atop Outworld's sky-beasts, the pterodactyl-like monsters with harnesses, saddles and sharp beaks! These sky-riders, a rogue tribe from Tortek's nomads, cry out as they rush to join the battle.

"This is shaping up to be one hell of a clusterfuck," Cassie says. "Okay. Plan?"

"We could try and outrun them, let them fight each other," Jacqui suggests.

Cao looks ahead and sees they are headed back into the bonelands of Outworld. "Well, if we're going somewhere else, we need to turn now!"

>A) Keep going West, into the Bonelands
>B) Drive North, towards the Tarkatan Sky-Riders
>C) Drive South, towards the Amazon Dino-Riders
>D) Drive east, straight into the Vehicle Raiders
>E) Other

>>45702196
>>D) Drive east, straight into the Vehicle Raiders
CRASH MUST DIE

>>45702196
>>A) Keep going West, into the Bonelands

>>45702196
>A) Keep going West, into the Bonelands
I want nothing to do with that furball.

>>45702196
Gonna have to go with
>A) Keep going West, into the Bonelands

Also E) Try and remember what dangers we need to look out for and warn the girls about.

Tempted to have Cao ask the elder gods for help, but given how that turned out last time....

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>>45702304
>>45702333
>>45702337

"Keep going!" Cao urges her. "Keep driving!"

"Here we go!" Cassie says, driving into the bonelands and passing by giant ribs sticking out of the dust.

The amazons, the raiders and the tarkatans all merge into one horde. The amazons seek vengeance on both the raiders and the three of them in the convertible, and so some focus on attacking the cars while others dash ahead alongside raider motorbikes to catch up to them. The tarkatans care little for anything other than slaughter, and so their horde of flying beasts settles over the top and they drop down onto the vehicles and dinosaurs alike, battling them in a chaotic frenzy of blood, flames, smoke and gunfire. And at the front of it all is Crashsmash's vehicle, his purpose singular and all other concerns secondary: he wants them and their car.

Automatic rifles tear through dinosaur and pterosaur alike, taking down the mighty behemoths. But they are hardy beasts, with one large dinosaur using its skull-plated head to bash into the vehicle and knock it over. It roars as the vehicle is left behind, exploding as the horde drives past it. An amazon leaps from her dinosaur onto a truck, spearing a raider as she does so. Mounted archers fire at drivers and tires as the tarktan sky-beasts claw and bite at the tops of vehicles, one of them picking an amazon up in its claws to be eaten.

Cao watches this all, fascinated and terrified of the incredible sight of these three highly-mobile armies tearing into each other. He is jolted from his awe as Cassie turns to avoid the massive spikes.

The amazon raptor-riders and the raider motorbikers and drawing dangerously close. Cao climbs into the back with Jacqui as she aims her rifle. His grip on her sword tightens. "You ready?" she asks.

"No," Cao replies. "But that hasn't stopped me yet!"

They near the vehicle.

>1d100 and an action!

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>45702537
Keep defensive swipes going against anyone who comes close.

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>45702537
Go defensive. With Jacqui's gun to deal with ranged threats, our priority should be dealing with anything that comes up next to the car and keeping an eye out for people throwing things since (I'm assuming) Cassie's watching where they are going.

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>>45702599
>>45702656

With defensive swipes and strikes, Cao keeps them all at bay no matter how close they get. The amazon spears and the batons and swords of the raiders are knocked aside as Jacqui fires at them. Cao sees an Amazon raptor-rider preparing to fire an arrow at Jacqui and he pulls her down, allowing it to fly over their heads. She then pops up and shoots the raptor, causing her to crash in the dust.

"Nice shot," Cao compliments her.

"No more like it," she says. "I'm out!" she drops the rifle and prepares to use her fists.

As Cassie drives between the bones, a great smashing noise is heard. The mammothmobile crashes through a large rib, shattering it as it continues on forward. The bikers fall back as the massive tusks of the truck's prime decoration near the convertible.

Cao looks atop the car and sees a man there, wearing his jacket! Wielding the dadao he left in the truck's windshield!

"That's mine!" Cao shouts at the man, who laughs and jumps onto the hood.

"Come and get it then!" he cries madly, brandishing the blade.

>1d100 and an action!

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>45702859
Bait him onto the convertible. Fuck jumping on their trucks.

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>45702859
Give him a big drop kick through a windshield.

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>>45702898
>>45703057

"Come on yourself!" Cao says, urging him onto the convertible.

"Don't! Don't damage the car!" the driver shouts.

That gives Cao an idea.

"Cassie! STOP!" he shouts.

"What? Are you crazy?"

"Trust me!"

Cassie and he share a look. She trusts him and slams on the breaks.

The driver of the mammothmobile, not wanting to damage the car, immediately stops himself, causing the one wearing Cao's jacket and wielding his sword to stumble. Cao leaps up and shouts with all his fury, soaring through the air towards the man, and slams both feet into his chest. The man's eyes go wide as he is forced back into the windshield of the massive truck and straight into the driver, dropping the dadao as he does.

Now on the hood of the truck, Cao picks it up and leaps back onto the convertible as Cassie drives off. The mammothmobile veers into a series of bones and explodes.

"I'll get a new jacket," Cao mutters to himself.

Suddenly, from above, a tarkatan leaps from his skybeast and lands on the hood of the Ferari! Cao and Jacqui turn around as it opens its drooling maw to howl at them, raising its bladed arms to attack!

>1d100 and an action!

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>45703251
Poke it in the eyes

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>45703251
Apply sword to face

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>45703251
Does this ever stop? Gut this tarkatan with our newly-recovered dadao.

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>45703251
DADAO SLASH

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>>45703266
>>45703278
>>45703280

Cao shouts and steps onto the seat of the car, leaping forward to stab the tarkatan in the eye! The mutant screams as Cao pulls the amazonian blade out before using his dadao to slice him across the stomach, spilling his intestines onto the hood and windshield before he falls off the side.

Cassie blasts the glass with wiper fluid and turns the windshield wipers on. "Goddamn," she says, looking up at him. "Are you alright? You look..."

As Cao stands there, panting heavily with two swords in hand, with the chaos of three armies battling each other around him, blasting across the wastelands of Outworld at high speeds through a field of bones leaving behind a trail of dust, blood, wreckage and corpses, as fire reigns upon the behemoths and vehicles crash against each other while massive winged beasts in the skies screech and the tarkatans howl for war over the roars of the engines below, with his heart pounding and sweat running down his brow... he realizes something, and it terrifies and thrills him all at the same time.

He likes this.

He laughs as he realizes that all of this, this entire adventure, from the moment he was sent out by Nitara to now, has actually been the most exciting and thrilling time of his life. Cassie and Jacqui look up at him confused as he sits down in the passenger seat.

"Cao? What's so funny?"

"I don't know," he says. "I don't know!"

A series of car horns, deep and bellowing, draws their attention. Crashsmash's vehicle along with two others is fast approaching. Cao picks up his swords and feels the adrenaline coursing through his veins.

This fight isn't over yet.

>1d100 and an action!

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>45703668
See if we can't lose Crashmash first.

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>45703668
Run all cool over the car we're on, jump, and dropkick one of the drivers of another car through the windshield! This is fun!

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>45703668
Feel as if maybe we shouldn't take so much joy in how much violence and killing we're doing. then perform a dynamic entry on crashsmash's vehicle

>>45703668

Oh god

He's giving into the madness

Yessssss

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>45703668
Ward off any boarder with our sick double sword technique

Also, could dual-wielding swords be our 2nd variation after street fighting?

>>45703834
We may not be a vampire, but we are developing some blood lust here regardless

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>45703668
you're a spy trying to undermine us
>>45703668
Make obscene gestures at the three vehicles, question lord crashmash's manhood

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>45703668
Throw stuff from the convertible at them, worked well last time

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>>45703752

"Drive on!" Cao says as Cassie floors it. They begin to outpace Crashmash's vehicle, but the monster truck of his chief lieutenant catches up to them. Cao looks at the massive wheels as the truck bears down on them and waits for his chance to strike. He looks at the windshield, seeing that it is already cracked and weakened.

Good...

>>45703763

He shouts as he leaps from the back of the convertible, bringing up both feet and smashing them through the cracked windshield! He strikes the driver in the face, causing glass to stick into his eye! The man screams and turns to the right, crashing into another vehicle.

Cao picks himself up and leaps for Crashsmash's vehicle!

>>45703825

But as he does, he is grabbed out of the air by a polecat! As the wreckage of the two vehicles is left behind, Cao finds himself grappled as the pole swings back up into the air! As they near the other side of the pole's arc, the man holds Cao's head close to the dirt as the dust and stones whip by!

>>45703864

Cao angles one of his swords back and stabs the man through the chest, using the dadao to cut his straps. The man falls and Cao takes his place on the pole as it swings back towards Crashsmash's vehicle.

>1d100 and an action!

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>45704228
Dropkick that motherfucker through the windshield! Violence!

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>45704228
Try and get the pole stuck in the other vehicle.

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>45704228
See if the straps on the polecat are long enough and intact enough after our slicing to tie it to Crashmash's vehicle.

Hopefully limit just how well he can maneuver.

>>45704228
jump on Crashsmash's vehicle and start cutting people up.

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>45704369
dice roll

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>>45704241
>>45704339
>>45704355
>>45704400

Cao rides the pole all the way to Crashsmash's vehicle where he jumps off on top of it. With his swords brandished, he prepares to cut into it as he looks on and sees Cassie and Jacqui in the car right in front of them.

Just as he is about to stab downwards into the car, the glass window opens up and a fist comes flying out of it, hitting him in the guts. Cao falls onto the back of the car as Crashsmash gets out and lets his right-hand man drive for him.

Cao looks up at him and discovers that he is just a normal man. Not massive, or bulging with muscles, or wearing outlandish armor. Just a leather jacket and a black helmet with dark glass to obscure his face.

The man curls his hands into fists. "You would deny me what is mine," he says, stepping towards Cao. "I take what is mine."

He holds out his arms as the war around them rages. "This... all of this... is mine."

"You don't own much," Cao says, spitting as he gets back up. "And soon, you won't have your own life, either."

The man breathes heavily, almost sounding relieved to be fighting in hand-to-hand. "Let's see."

>Current Meter: 1
>1d100 and an action!

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>45704783
Stay low to the ground to avoid falling off, and swipe at his legs.

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>45704783
Fake right and left hooks a couple times and then knee him in the stomach

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>45704783
Spin to win with our swords. Bonus points if we can force him off the car

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>45704783
Fight a bit defensively so we can find an opening to smash him helmet first into something and hopefully! break the glass into his face/eyes

Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>45704783
get in close, leg reap, and stomp his face in a couple times

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>>45704811

Cao stays low as Crashsmash charges at him and swipes at his legs, but the man jumps over them and kicks Cao in the head. Cao falls back, hanging off the back of the truck.

A large bus, the remnants of what was once a prison transport, pulls up alongside the vehicle. As the man attempts to stomp on Cao, he rolls off the side and onto the top of the bus.

Alongside the bus, an amazon warrior tries to stab at him with a spear, but he sees it coming and blocks it with his amazonian blade, slicing off the blade from the shaft.

Crashsmash jumps onto the bus and comes after Cao.

>>45704835

Cao stabs both swords into the bus and charges at the man, fighting with his fists. He fakes left and right hooks a few times before he sees his opening and slams his knee into his leather-armored stomach, causing him to flinch and stumble a bit.

>>45704855

Cao flips backwards, grabbing both swords as he does, before spinning with them, slicing the man across the chest and drawing blood. Crashsmash falls backwards but gets back up in time for Cao to stop spinning and point both blades at him, urging him to come on and get more.

>>45704863
>>45704869

The man charges at Cao and tackles him to the roof of the bus! He pummels Cao's face with his fists. Cao attempts to headbutt him, but the helmet proves stronger and only leaves a nasty mark on the thief's forehead.

Alongside them, a pterosaur lands on Crashsmash's vehicle and a tarkatan leaps from its back upon it, stabbing downwards with his arm-blades. A volley of machine gun fire from another vehicle blasts them both off.

>Current Meter: 2
>1d100 and an action!

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>45704981
Get him off of us and try and hurl him over the side.

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>45704981
Knee into crotch and elbow strike to the side of the head.

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>45704981
Dirty Fightan! Knee to the crotch

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>>45705035
>>45705235
>mfw these rolls

>>45705376
I'm kinda surprised myself. Every other time I've rolled in this quest I haven't topped 60

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>>45705035
>>45705062
>>45705235

Cao shouts and thrusts upwards, slamming his knee into the man's groin and dislodging Crashsmash from atop him. Using his weight and momentum, Cao hurls him over the side of the bus.

He stands up and sighs as he looks back at Cassie and Jacqui, seeing the blonde pointing something out from the north.

He looks and squints through the dust as shapes he does not recognize appear over the horizon. His eyes widen as he realizes those are vehicles---flying vehicles!

Several attack choppers with the words "OWEA" and "Special Forces" painted on them appear and launch missiles at the armies. Cao watches, stunned, as they launch a volley of explosive death upon the hordes and shoot the pterodactyls out of the sky with gatling guns.

Cao realizes he needs to make his way to the lead car and back to Cassie and Jacqui if he is to survive. He leaps from the bus onto Crashsmash's vehicle and from there leaps into Jacqui's arms, safely settling into the backseat of the Ferari.

All three of them look as the helicopters sweep across the line, destroying all three armies almost entirely with one bombing run. Vehicles, dinosaurs and people alike burn and crash as the choppers swing around for another run.

Another chopper appears; larger, meant for carrying troops. Its side door opens and three people can be seen: a blonde woman, a man with dark hair and sunglasses, and a dark-skinned man with robotic arms.

"That's mom and dad!" Cassie shouts.

"Dad!" Jacqui joins her in shouting, waving.

Jackson 'Jax' Briggs sees a car heading towards the Ferari, speeding at them with the intent to overtake them. He jumps from the helicopter, fists raised high in the air and crackling with purple energy, and all three of them watch as he lands on the hood of the car, smashing it with both fists, utterly destroying the front end and sending the back end flying overhead.

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>>45706073


Jacqui cheers for her father, but then Cao looks back from the flaming wreckage of the convoy and sees a lone motorcycle emerge from the flames, coming right at them.

Crashsmash, his back burning, races towards them with all speed. "That guy doesn't give up!" Cassie shouts as she turns the car around and prepares to head towards him.

"What are you doing?" Jacqui asks.

"Finishing him!"

She races towards him and Cao readies his swords. At the very last second, as Crashsmash roars, she turns the car and Cao swings.

The motorcycle falls over in the sand, burning, with his head rolling away from it.

Cassie stops the car as the helicopters continue to pursue and chase the remaining raiders, amazons and tarkatans off. The primary helicopter lands and Sonya and Johnny step off and run towards Cassie, who embraces them both.

Jax walks up, dusting himself off. Jacqui runs to her father and throws him in a tight hug.

Cao stands up from the car and looks back on the burning wreckage of the convoy. He smiles to himself as he puts the swords down and reaches into his pockets, finding the blood flowers.

He's alive and well, and very soon, his sister will be as well.

>>45706073
Yo, Jax is a fuckin' badass.

>>45706128
I hope the parents like us.

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>>45706128
manly things fuck yeah