>>45601928
whos the fat marine?

>>45601928

What do I do?
[] Let him throw you onto the island
[] WAIT...wouldn't it be better if I was in disguise? I think I could cause a bit more damage if they didn't know I was a marine
[] Ya'll crazy! be thrown at a cliff is a little different than being thrown at a ship
[] Noohohohooooooo
[] *Hug Ochamu and try to not be pulled off of her* 1d20+strength
[] Fine, just...give me some coffee first
[] FUCK NO!
[] write in

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>45601957
>[] *Hug Ochamu and try to not be pulled off of her* 1d20+strength

>>45601954
Baldrick Frack

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>45601957
>[] Ya'll crazy! be thrown at a cliff is a little different than being thrown at a ship
>[] *Hug Ochamu and try to not be pulled off of her* 1d20+strength

>>45601957
>[] Fine, just...give me some coffee first

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>45601957
>[] *Hug Ochamu and try to not be pulled off of her* 1d20+strength
>[] Ya'll crazy! be thrown at a cliff is a little different than being thrown at a ship

>>45601957
>*Hug Ochamu and try to not be pulled off of her* 1d20+strength
>Ya'll crazy! be thrown at a cliff is a little different than being thrown at a ship

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>45601957
>[] *Hug Ochamu and try to not be pulled off of her* 1d20+strength
>[] Ya'll crazy! be thrown at a cliff is a little different than being thrown at a ship

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>45602103

>>45601957
>[] Ya'll crazy! be thrown at a cliff is a little different than being thrown at a ship
>[] Fine, just...give me some coffee first

He's isn't even trying to stop him. Ginegine chuckles, as he turns around and the rest of the marines take their caps off and hold them over their hearts, closing their eyes as I slowly back away from my captain, there has to be a way to get out of this, there has to be a way to get out of this.

I bump into something hard and look up to see Ochamu's face, frowning sadly like she's wants to speak up but is too scared to

I hug her tightly, as I feel Ginegin grab onto my leg, tightly

"YA'LL CRAZY" I yell loudly as I grab onto my friend's shirt, my fingers slowly losing their grip, before I get pulled off of her suddenly, and hang upside down in the hair, my cap somehow staying on my head "BEING THROWN AT A CLIFF IS A LITTLE DIFFERENT THAN BEING THROWN AT A SHIP!"

"...I'll get you back" Ochamu says, trying to smile "Just...stay safe up there..and don't..fall early, I guess"

I stare up at her as ginegin grabs my other leg, and runs forward

What do I say before I get thrown? roll 1d20+ hardiness to keep my lunch down?

[] I HAT YOU ALL!
[] I'M GOING TO REPORT THIS
[] MOMMY!
[] GRAMPA HELP ME
[] I'M NOT A FUCKING LARIAT
[] CAN'T YOU BE A BIT MORE GENTLE
[] I CAN SEE IT, THE FEAR!
[] OCHAAAMUUUU HELP ME!
[]*keep quite*
[] write in

>>45602250
>[] write in

"Fuck it, YEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWW."

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>45602250
>"Fuck it, YEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWW."

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>45602250
>[] I'M GOING TO REPORT THIS

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>45602250
>I'M GOING TO REPORT THIS

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>45602250
>[]*keep quite*

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>45602250
>[] I HATE YOU ALL!
>[] I'M NOT A FUCKING LARIAT
>[] I'M GOING TO REPORT THIS
>[] GRAMPA HELP ME

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>45602250
>[] I'M GOING TO REPORT THIS

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>45602250
>>[] I'M NOT A FUCKING LARIAT
>[] I'M GOING TO REPORT THIS

>>45602250
>[] I'M NOT A FUCKING LARIAT
[] I HAT YOU ALL!

I push my cap down so it doesn't go flying off as Ginegin suddenly stops, making my stomach lurch as he swings me like a club and I scream as loudly as I can "I'M GOING TO REPORT THISSSSS!"

He just laughs and spins me around and around, as he does as well, the whole world becoming just a bunch of smudged colors and shapes as my head spins and begins to ache as I feel wind rushing against me as it gets hard to breath.

"HURRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" The captain screams as I feel like I just go punch in the gut, the whole world spins as I suddenly feel a lot lighter.

I blink and see the ship getting smaller, and then I see the island, and then I see the ship again.

"EEEH!?" I cry as I realize I'm spinning around, and flying towards the island faster than a damn bullet!

What do I do?
[] Protect myself with fear 1d100
[] Try to aim myself to a part of the island *small forest, windmill lighthouse, cliff side town, buildings on the rightside of the town proper* 1d20+perception
[]Try to stop spinning
[] Curse at the captain
[] Curl up into a ball
[] HELP MEEEEEE
[] write in

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>45602557
>[] Protect myself with fear 1d100
>[] Curse at the captain
>[] Curl up into a ball

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>45602557
>[] Protect myself with fear 1d100
>[] Try to aim myself to a part of the island *small forest* 1d20+perception
>[]Try to stop spinning

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>45602557
>[] Protect myself with fear 1d100
>[] Curse at the captain
>[] Curl up into a ball
>[]Try to stop spinning

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>45602557
>[] Protect myself with fear 1d100
>[] Try to aim myself to a part of the island *small forest,
>[]Try to stop spinning

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>45602557
>Curse at the captain
> Try to aim myself to a part of the island *small forest, windmill lighthouse, cliff side town, buildings on the rightside of the town proper* 1d20+perception
> Protect myself with fear 1d100

>>45602580
NICE!

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>45602557
>[] Protect myself with fear 1d100
>[] Curl up into a ball
>[]Try to stop spinning

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>45602589

"YOU DONKEY FUCKER!" I shout loudly, enraged beyond belief as I get ever closer to the islands as the captain's laugh echos over the sea
"YOU EMPTY HEADED JACKASS MOTHERFUCKER, YOU ASSHOLE!"

And he just laughs louder as I curse as much as I can while I'm flying through the air like one of those shuriken things. I take a deep breath, need to calm down, Or I'll be as flat as pancake when I land.

I spin up right and grab my legs, balling myself up as I keep on flying towards the place, Purple smoke pouring out of me as my hands and legs shake. Okay, now I just now, need to make sure I don't slam right into something that will kill me or break with me.

So I'll have to avoid all of those buildings that look like bent old trees, and even a devil couldn't make me go into those death traps off waves and rocky edges. But there's a small forest of red and white trees, and it doesn't look like there's anything inside of it.

I clench my hands, and close my eyes as I try to lean and turn myself over to that side, as I pull the bunch of fear around me, glowing eyes and smiling fang filled mouths looking at me as I open my eyes as it wraps around me, and hardens into a kind of ball, almost like an oversized cannon ball.

I blink for a second and

*CRACK, OOOOOM, CRRRRK, THUD*

I blind, my head spinning as light pours over me as I lay on something hard and cold. the fear around me cracks and breaks to pieces as I start up at the red leaves and bone white branches above me

"eeeergh" I groan as I stand up, pushing the ...wait that isn't ground, I look behind me as that I landed in a now bent over and broken tree.

I look in front of me and see a trench carved through the short and pale grass, and a hole straight through another larger tree

"Oooh...that would've hurt" I say, still trying to gather my thoughts

I Shake my head and look around

What do I do?
[] search around here 1d20+ perception
[] Go to that cottage over there
[] Walk into town
[] rest for awhile
[] write in

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>45602923
>[] search around here 1d20+ perception

>>45602923
>[] Walk into town

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>45602923
>[] search around here 1d20+ perception

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>45602923
>[] search around here 1d20+ perception

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>45602923
[] search around here 1d20+ perception

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>45602923
>[] search around here 1d20+ perception

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>45602923
>[] search around here 1d20+ perception

>>45602923
This is what we get for dissin the man's favorite pie

Besides the destruction I left in my path, the forest is pretty peaceful, and well empty. I start to walk around, rubbing the side of my head as I take some time to observe my surroundings, there's nothing really...interesting here, just a bunch of trees that have been left to grow, nice, serene and peaceful. I sigh happily, and adjust my hat, grinning widely as I keep walking. Well I probably shouldn't stick around here, those dirty damn pirates probably heard that, and will come to see what just made that noise, or they'll start attacking the ship, so either way I have to work fast and....somethings running towards me from behind, something small and light. My hands reach for my revolvers, as I keep walking so I don't spook whoever it is before I need to

"HANDS UP!" A squeaky little voice says, cracking slightly...sounds like a kid from the tone

What do I do?
[] draw and repeat what she said
[] lift my hands up with my revovler
[] turn around and smile widely
[] Boogeyman's stare 1d20
[] spin my hat back
[] Play along, cause why not
[] Heeeey, I feel from my sky castle, can you help me get back up there
[] Are you blind, I'm a marine, not a pirate
[] write in

>>45603366
>[] draw and repeat what she said
>[] turn around and smile widely

>>45603366
>[] write in hay got any coffee around here

>>45603366
>[] spin my hat back
>[] draw and repeat what she said
>[] turn around and smile widely

>>45603366
[] draw and repeat what she said
[] turn around and smile widely

>>45603366
>[] draw and repeat what she said
>[] turn around and smile widely

>>45603366
>[] draw and repeat what she said
>[] turn around and smile widely

Still, no reason not to give her a bit of scare, I mean it is a crime to pull on a Marine like that. Besides, it's not like I'm going to hurt her, so it's just some innocent old fun. I draw my revolvers, flipping them up into my hands as I spin around, my coat blowing in the wind as I pull the hammers back, putting my pointer fingers between them and the strike so I don't accidentally fire.

"Hands up" I repeat, smiling as friendly as I can

And standing in front of me is a little girl with golden blond hair curled up into drills, covered in dirt and bruises, her little red dress in tatters from crawling through the forest. She looks up at me with her smudged face as she drops the blunderbuss she was carrying around, at least twice her size.

She whimpers and backs away, looking at my face, no doubt seeing some horrible monster staring back at her.

"S..sorry" She says quietly "I..I just heard you walking around and thought you were one of those pirates, I wasn't going to shoot I was just"

"Oh don't worry darlin" I chuckle as I spin my revolvers around my fingers and stick them back into their holsters "Neither was I, I just like scaring people sometimes, it's a bad habit I know, but hey, it's a habit"

"Y..you sound funny" She says, giggling and smiling slightly "You know everyone said Marines wouldn't come and help us...mostly that really ugly pirate, the one with metal on his nose, SO you're going to beat them right!?"

What do I say?
[] yeah sure, but..what exactly happened here
[]...er right, I just...need something to eat ...hmm *eat fear*
[] Of course I am, it's my job
[] Well, I have to, since I don't know when my captain is going to get here
[] Yeah..yeah give me a minute, Just got launched like a cannon ball
[] Lead the way, I'll be done before lunch
[]Nah, going to whip them instead...Ha..ha...ha...ha
[] So where'd you get a gun like that anyways?
[] write in

>>45603741
>[] Of course I am, it's my job
>[] So where'd you get a gun like that anyways?

>>45603741
>[] Of course I am, it's my job
>[] So where'd you get a gun like that anyways?

>>45603741
>[]Nah, going to whip them instead...Ha..ha...ha...ha
> OH GOD I'M BECOMING THE CAPTAIN

>>45603741
>[] Of course I am, it's my job
>[] Lead the way, I'll be done before lunch

>>45603741
>[] Of course I am, it's my job
>[]Give me a minute, Just got launched like a cannon ball
>[] So where'd you get a gun like that anyways?

>>45603741
>[] Of course I am, it's my job
>[] Yeah..yeah give me a minute, Just got launched like a cannon ball
>[] So where'd you get a gun like that anyways?

>>45603741
>[] Of course I am, it's my job
>[] So where'd you get a gun like that anyways?

"Oh course I am" I say flatly as I yawn and smile as I lean closer to the little girl "It's my job"

The girl backs away, nodding slowly as she tries to keep smiling despite me being so close to her now. I take a step back, and stand back up straight as she sighs in relief and smiles weakly

"Well what are you waiting for...go do it already" She says crossing her arms and pouting "Do you think they're going to wait around for you to go a beat them up?"

"I wish" I say shrugging, A bit surprised by how rude the girl had gotten just now "But...where'd you get a gun like that anyways"

"Oh this?" She asks struggling to pick up the blunderbuss she could almost fit into "it's my daddies gun, or it used to be, I took it when the pirates got to our home and he told me to run and...I don't know what happened to him, but you're going to save him, right now!"

She pouts, I take a step towards her and she squeaks and covers her head and I giggle, smiling as I take a step around her

"Well, before I get going to met out some righteous justice, my name's Adela De'terrar" I say softly as she looks up at me

"Er...Melissa Maid" She says slowly and nervously "But you should...probably get out of here, before the pirates come and..please save my dad"

I smile and nod, she grins, past all the mud and bruises on her face

What do I do?
[] head into town
[] tell her to hide
[] Ask if she has some clothes I can borrow as a disguise
[] Ask about the light house just outside of the forest
[] ask what I should expect in town
[] write in

>>45604094
>[] ask what I should expect in town
>[] tell her to hide
>[] head into town

>>45604094
[] Ask about the light house just outside of the forest
[] ask what I should expect in town
then
[] head into town
[] tell her to hide

>>45604094
>[] ask what I should expect in town
>[] tell her to hide
>[] head into town

>>45604094
>[] Ask about the light house just outside of the forest
>[] ask what I should expect in town
>then
>[] head into town
>[] tell her to hide

>>45604094
>[] ask what I should expect in town
>[] tell her to hide
>[] head into town

"So any idea on what I should expect in the town?"I ask calmly as I start walking the in the general direction of the town from what I could remember when I was hurtling through the air like a bullet

"Pirates, lots of pirates" She says shrugging "Like four ships full of them, and they'll...probably be drunk or causing some kind of mess"

"Alright, I think I can handle that, a bit more than I'm used to, but it should be fine" I say smiling as I tried to hide the nervousness in my voice "Now you run along now, find some place to hide, and don't come looking for me until you know it's safe, got it?"

"Oh you don't have to tell me twice, I'm not going anywhere near that place until they're gone" She says nodding "Just...please don't take to long, and don't do anything stupid"

"Oh why do think I'd do that" I laugh as I walk out of the woods, and into a clearing of white flowers, there's a small stone bridge at the end of it "I promise I won't do anything stupid"

She frowns and nods, walking back into the woods, after watching me from behind a tree for awhile. I sigh and keep walking towards the bridge, a cold breeze blowing as I see two men walking over it, looking pretty angry already.

They're all dressed up in some ratty old suits, with what looks like make up on their faces, they also look pretty drunk

What do I do?
[] Keep walking
[] Heya fellahs
[] AKUMU AKUMU NO SUMMONS 1d100
[] DRAW and fire 1d100
[] chat with them real quick
[] get ready for a richochet shot 1d100
[] forge something out of fear 1d100
[] Stare into their eyes 1d100
[] write in

>>45604437
>[] Keep walking
>[] Heya fellahs

>>45604437
>[] Keep walking
>[] Heya fellahs

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>45604437
>[] Heya fellahs
>[] chat with them real quick
>[] forge something out of fear 1d100
manacles

>>45604437
>[] Heya fellahs
>[] chat with them real quick

>>45604437
>[] Heya fellahs
>[] chat with them real quick

File: 20160210_043413-1.jpg (2.56 MB, 1833x2728)

2.56 MB JPG

Since I missed last thread I wanted to say thanks for liking the pic.

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>45604437
>>[] Heya fellahs
>>[] chat with them real quick
>>[] forge something out of fear 1d100
>manacles

>>45604548
Hm here , having problems please wait calmly

>>45604609
I need help. None of 4chan is working for me. Help

>>45604804
What exactly is the problem? Have you tried another browser?

File: c155a1b393899ffd7c36ff010(...).jpg (27 KB, 500x281)

27 KB JPG

>>45604804

>>45604839
Yes I have. Restarted and laptop still wont connect to it says server not found

>>45604887
How are you posting right now? Mobile?

Have you tried resetting your connection?

>>45604830
Yeah. Still won't connect.>>45604919
Yeah.
Probably would work brb

>>45604935
Okay. I think I did it. Unplugged it turned it off waited for it to start back. Still won't connect

>>45605043
It won't connect to 4chan or the captcha service?

A different browser might help with the latter.

>>45605115
Former. Trying again. This kissing me off

>>45605169
GOD ducking cannot. Turned my internet off twice and it still won't ducking connect to it. Every thing elsev works. But it won't connect to 4chan.
Just server not found

>>45605215
Have you tried going through your twitter link that might work?

>>45605215
You've tried it on other browsers?

>>45605215
Try changing your DNS.

>>45605215
I have that sometimes, usually turning browser or computer on/off helps.

>>45605242
Nope. Thanks anyways...godammit. why now of all ducking times!?

>>45605273
I'll try that brb

>>45605298
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
I AM BACK BABY
WRITING
FUCKING GREMLINS OR SOME SHIT

>>45605320
Japanese Gremlins, Fuck Japmoot.

>>45605336
And it's gone. Right as I finished the update.

>>45605514
Seriously what the duck is going on with my laptop right now. Think it may be a regional thing or?

>>45605726
How are you posting this if it isnt working? Whats the actual issue?

>>45605726
Hard to tell, but I can't think of a way that could happen if you don't have problems with other websites. Does the site update normally on your laptop and its onl the posting that server disconnects or does the updating too?

>>45605514
Wow we just got trolled by the Internet

>>45605756
>How are you posting this if it isnt working?
He said he's posting from mobile and can't post from his laptop.

Hence why I suspected its a browser issue, but that doesn't seem to be the case.

>>45605786
Why doesnt he just post the update on mobile then?

Write it out on laptop
Message it to yourself on facebook or as gmail draft
Copy Paste on mobile, profit

Once youve got the tabs open it takes literally no time at all to do

>>45605786
Ie doesn't work either. >>45605786
Diddnt think of that

"Heyah fellahs" I say, tipping the front of my hat as I walk over to them as they stare at me in confusion, leaning on eachother so they don't fall over "How you doing today"

"Who the hell are you...and why are you dressed like a dog" the one on the right with a scraggly over grown beard says, belching as he holds up a bottle of sake "Don't you know dogs ain't allowed on this island, it's ours"

"Yeah...you ain't a dog are ya?" the one on the left asks, guzzling down his drink as he fumbles around for his sword, nearly falling over as he tries to grab it "Cause if you are, we'll have to kill ya"

"Dog?" I giggle smiling as I walk closer "Well I don't have a tail do I? Don't tell me a I just grew a tail just now?!"

"...What are yooo talking about, marine, why are you dressed like a marine" the one on the right says angrily, trying to take his gun from his coat "and why are there two of you"

"Don't fuck with us, we're part of the pretty face pirates, we'll hang ya on the cliff, dog" the other says stumbling towards me with his sword drawn

What do I do
[] Oh...this is just a costume, part of an act you see
[] Ricochet a shot off his sword 1d100
[] Fear forge something 1d100
[] A dog? Well maybe a hell hound *boogey man's staare* 1d100
[] That isn't something you tell a lady *BANG* 1d100
[] Guys come on...you know I found this a day ago, left me drunk in the woods didya?
[] AKUMU AKUMU NO SUMMONS 1d100
[] I am not a dog, but you are
[] write in
>>45605514
Alright, fuck you to internet
>>45605873
laptop working now?

>>45605895
Sorry guys about all this bullshit, trust me it is pissing me off just as much, hopefully it's done and I won't have to sacrifice to the machine spirits

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>45605895
>[] A dog? Well maybe a hell hound *boogey man's staare* 1d100
>[] That isn't something you tell a lady *BANG* 1d100

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>45605895
>[] That isn't something you tell a lady *BANG* 1d100

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>45605895
>[] A dog? Well maybe a hell hound *boogey man's staare* 1d100
you mean you don't?

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>45605895
[] That isn't something you tell a lady *BANG* 1d100

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>45605895
>[] A dog? Well maybe a hell hound *boogey man's staare* 1d100
>[] That isn't something you tell a lady *BANG* 1d100

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>45605895
>[] A dog? Well maybe a hell hound *boogey man's staare* 1d100

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>45605895
>[] A dog? Well maybe a hell hound *boogey man's staare* 1d100

"That isn't something you tell a lady" I say calmly as I draw my revolver as the man drunkenly charges towards me, sword drawn and in the air

*Click, bang*

I pull the trigger, my ears ring as the man goes flying back, dropping his sword as he gasps noiselessly. I spin the revolver around, and turn to the other man.

He blinks and draws his flintlock, and steps towards me, his hand shaking as fear billows past his lips

"YOU FUCKING GOVERNMENT DOG BITCH!" He screams as he fingers the trigger

I spin my revolver and glare at him, and he freezes up, firing at something to my left as he starts shrieking and scream

"A dog?" I ask slowly as I walk up to him as he shoots at something else, falling against the stone rails as he freeze up, struggling to aim at me again as he whimpers "Well maybe I'm a hell hound"

"Wha..what the hell are you" He gasps, falling over again

What do I do?
[] tie him and his friend up, with fear
[] Evil eye De'terrar, tell your boss I'm coming for him
[] Sea man first class, Adela de'terrar
[] Your worst nightmare, I wonder, what do you see me ass
[] I recommend running
[] shoot him 1d100
[] write in

>>45606145
>[] tie him and his friend up, with fear
>[] Sea man first class, Adela de'terrar

>>45606145
>[] tie him and his friend up, with fear
>[] Sea man first class, Adela de'terrar

>>45606145
>[] Evil eye De'terrar, tell your boss I'm coming for him
>[] I recommend running

>>45606145
>[] tie him and his friend up, with fear
>[] Sea man first class, Adela de'terrar
>[] Your worst nightmare, I wonder, what do you see me ass

>>45606145
>[] tie him and his friend up, with fear
>[] Sea man first class, Adela de'terrar

>>45606145
>[] Evil eye De'terrar, tell your boss I'm coming for him
>[] I recommend running

I grab him by the scruff of his collar and drag him over to his friend bleeding on the ground, the man just stares around, breathing heavily as he struggles to get out of my hand, but he had far too much to drink to do anything besides just lay there, struggling to move right from a combination of fear and booze. A most deadly combination.

I drop him next to his friend, who moves to pull me down. I plant my foot on his face, glaring at him as I take his friends fear, grabbing it with my right hand, before I wrap it around both of then, hardening it into a kind of mass of goo around them, that keeps both of them tied together at the waists, but in a very...very awkward looking way.

"And to answer your question" I say smiling as they glare up at me, looking like they're both about to pass out "Sea man first class, Adela De'terrar"

The struggle to break free from eachother, and end smacking their heads into eachother, knocking themselves out cold

I try not to laugh at the stupidity I just saw

What do I do?
[] disguise myself
[] keep walking into town
[] Akumu Akumu No Summons 1d100
[] try to sneak into town 1d100
[] toss their weapons over the bridge
[] look for a place to alert the rest of the ship 1d20+ perception
[] write in

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>45606462
[] look for a place to alert the rest of the ship 1d20+ perception
[] toss their weapons over the bridge

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>45606462
>[] look for a place to alert the rest of the ship 1d20+ perception
>[] toss their weapons over the bridge

>>45606462
>[] toss their weapons over the bridge
>[] disguise myself
>[] keep walking into town

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>45606462
>[] look for a place to alert the rest of the ship 1d20+ perception
>[] toss their weapons over the bridge

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>45606462
>[] look for a place to alert the rest of the ship 1d20+ perception
>[] toss their weapons over the bridge

>>45606462
>[] look for a place to alert the rest of the ship 1d20+ perception
The dice gods have spoken

>>45606495
>>45606527
Evil Eye?
More like Eagle Eye

Holy shit I don't even knows what this could do.

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>45606462
>[] toss their weapons over the bridge
>[] look for a place to alert the rest of the ship 1d20+ perception
>>45606495
>>45606527
WOO!

Well, I better disarm them so they don't come back and try to cause more trouble here. I pick up the sword and pistol from the ground, tossing them off the side as I walk back over to them. Should probably check to make sure they aren't carrying anything else. I crouch down and look them over..nope, they only had a sword and pistol each...well makes sense, they were pretty drunk.

Well no time to worry about it, I stand up as they start snoring, and I walk over the vine covered bridge towards the town...I should probably find a way to alert the rest of the crew, so I don't have to fight a small fleet of pirates by myself.

I look at the twisted and bent spires of the town, the grey and tan buildings rising up like bent old trees

I squint my eyes, looking through them as I see something glint in a a bigger building, it looks like a church..guessing that's a bell. I look over to the furthest end of the town and smirk, I can also see a giant jolly roger blowing in the wind, where the world government's flag should be at what I can only guess is the mayors office

Well...both of them seem like good ideas, and both are across the town, a good long walk either way, through a city infested with dirt damn pirates

Which do I head for
[] Dancing wave's church
[] Mayor's office

>>45606818
>[] Dancing wave's church

>>45606818
>[] Dancing wave's church
Form there we can snipe down the flag on the mayor's office.

>>45606818
>[] Dancing wave's church

>>45606818
>[] Dancing wave's church

>>45606818
>[] Dancing wave's church

I stare at the building the has to be the mayors old home, that's probably where the captain of these scoundrels and thieves is holding up, so I probably shouldn't head over there alone, has to be crawling in pirates and thugs. I walk over the bridge, sighing as I look at the distant church in the distance, and its bell, looks like I have no other choice but to head over there, and besides, ringing a bell that size has to get the message to the captain that I managed to get onto the island with out dying or getting knocked for a few hours.

I walk into the empty street, the smell of gunpowder heavy in the air...and I can smell something cooking near by...it smells like pie...wait, pie?

I look around, as I hear some drunk singing and laughing, and a few gun shots

What do I do?
[] Head towards the smell
[] sneak through 1d100
[] Keep walking, right towards the noises
[] Duck through alleyways, and find the way to get there without being spotted 1d100
[] AKUMU AKUMU NO SUMMONS 1d100
[] Make something out of fear 1d100
[] write in

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>45607057
>[] Make something out of fear 1d100
Pie of Fear

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>45607057
>[] Duck through alleyways, and find the way to get there without being spotted 1d100

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>45607057
>[] sneak through 1d100
>[] Duck through alleyways, and find the way to get there without being spotted 1d100

>>45607057
>[] Duck through alleyways, and find the way to get there without being spotted 1d100

>>45607077
Or a turkey a fear turkey

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>45607119

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>45607057
>[] sneak through 1d100
>[] Duck through alleyways, and find the way to get there without being spotted 1d100

I mean, I'm all for a party, but I have a sinking feeling that isn't the kind of party I want to be in. I look around as the noises get closer and closer. There, an alley between buildings, nice and dark and perfect for avoiding a bunch of drunk and violent pirates. Ohhh I'm glad they're all a bunch of idiots, because I'd be in trouble if they weren't

I chuckle as I walk over the empty street, leaving behind the ash white bricks as I duck into an alley way, covered with some weird looking cages and barrels made out of twigs and...rope of some kind. I hide behind them for a moment, closing my eyes as I slowly countdown to myself. The noises get close and I hear footsteps coming towards me, I peek out from my hidey hole and see a lanky man, at least seven feet tall, but as thin as a twig with a white shirt five sizes too big covering him.

His cheeks are puffed out, filled with...oh, yeah not sticking around to see that. I hear him vomit as I creep away, and hear his friends laughing at him, as he continues to lose his several lunches all over the street.

Okay, that was close. I sigh in relief and shake my head as I duck down another alleyway, crawling through a hole in a wooden fence.

I look to my side and bite my tongue to stop myself from screaming. There's a pirate with a chest the size of Ginegin's Or Ochamu's sitting in a chair. His face covered in black paint, like a couple of kids found him while he was sleeping. I look down and bite my tongue harder to not giggle as I see that his legs are tiny, like they belong on a little dog or something.

I slowly crawl through the small diner I found myself in, going around a bunch of broken chairs and bottles as the pirate snores loudly, his wild black hair shifting in the wind as I get to iron fence on the other side, and start to climb over it, slowly and careful to not make so much as a peep.

The pirate grunts and I freeze, he sneezes and scratches his ass, leaning back in his chair and curling up
cont

>>45607375
as he mumbles something. I blink, shrug to myself and slowly pull my other leg over the fence, before I drop over to the other side with a thud.

I freeze as I hear someone gasp, and turn to see a pirate wearing a natty burlap bag with a skull drawn on it slowly come over towards me, holding a long weird spear axe thing in his hands as he peeks down the alley way, his shirtless chest covered in scars

"Hello?" He asks slowly tilting his head "Who's over, this better not be another prank, You guys know how I feel about that kind of stuff, I swear if that's you Two eyes Jari, I'll beat the crap out of you"

Okaaay? I can get out of this. Just need to be smart about it

"Meow?" I hear to my side, I turn and see a little black kitten with a diamond of white on its cheek, looking up at me, rubbing against my hand...it's a thin little thing, skinny actually, I can see its ribs. It rubs against me, purring slowly

What do I do?
[] Shoot him 1d100
[] Throw the cat at him 1d20+Str
[] take the cat
[] sneak away 1d100
[] Scare the cat towards him
[] Pop out and stare into his eyes, then run for it 1d20+speed
[] Akumu Akumu No summons 1d100
[] ricochet a shot off the diner's sign into him 1d100
[] pretend to be a pirate to make him leave
[] write in

>>45607545
>[] take the ca
>[] pretend to be a pirate to make him leave

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>45607545
>[] take the cat

No way are we abandoning some porr starving cat to these pirates. And I want a cat

>[] Akumu Akumu No summons 1d100

Just have it exist in the shadows of the alleyway, he'll be scared off by it, go running to his friends babbling about whatever monster he saw, they'll come back, we'll have slipped away and they'll laugh at him

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>45607545
>>45607640
Second this

>>45607545
[] take the cat
[] sneak away 1d100

>>45607640
Second.

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>45607688

I hold my hand out as the cat continues rubbing against me, it stops and looks up at me, lowering its head under my hand for pets as it mews weakly again, its leg shaking as it tries to walk closer to me. I'm starting to tear up, just looking at it...and I can't take it...fuck it, I don't care if anyone says I can't have it on the ship, I don't care if it gets me caught, I'm taking the little cutie with me, and I'm going to make him big and strong.

I lean over and pet the cat gently, getting it closer so I can hide it in my coat. It rolls back into my hand, closing its eyes as I lift it...it doesn't even care what I look like...what a nice little fellow it is.

"If you don't come out, I'm going to drag you out, don't fuck around with me!" the pirate growls angrily

I glare at the man slowly walking down here

"Oh...I..I sorry, drunk, where's the shakey?" I groan as the cat needs my chest and purrs louder "I'm just laying here and its gone, go get me more"

"OH like hell I will, also...why do you sound like the bastard from tumbling weed, you know what the captain would do if he heard you talking like that" the man says angrily as he gets close and hold my arms as far as I can without waking up the cat

"Akumu Akumu no summons" I say quietly as fear rises out of me and the cat, forming a weird dog looking thing with a wide brimmed hat and a lasso of barbed wire around its face and a shit eating grin. It's skin is made of a patch work of worn down towels and rotting hide.

It growls and runs towards the man, barking as he shrieks and runs away, dropping his weapon and shouting about a monster. I stand up and sigh, and then I hear more feet walking towards me.

"Sorry" I whisper to the cat as I run down the opposite direction, and I don't stop until I get to a clearing between houses, with a single thin tree inside of it, and a small pond.
cont

>>45607813

there are four small houses around me...and none of them have doors, clothes and furniture are tossed around everywhere. I slump against the one closest to the alley, panting as I lean over the stairs leading inside of it

What do I do?
[] Name the kitty
[] look for something for him to eat
[] Play with it for a bit
[] look back down the alley way
[] head towards the church *B.B..BOSS FIGHT*
[] anyone here...hello?
[] fear forge something 1d100
[] rest for awhile
[] write in

>>45607837
>[] Name the kitty
>[] look for something for him to eat
>[] head towards the church *B.B..BOSS FIGHT*

>>45607837
>[] Name the kitty

Ajax (for when he's big and strong)

>[] look for something for him to eat
>[] fear forge something 1d100

Get ourselves some bullets

>[] rest for awhile

At least a bit of rest will help

>>45607861
Second.

>>45607837
>[] Name the kitty
>[] look for something for him to eat

>>45607878
Deleted old vote, Second.
Also
>[] look for something for him to eat

>>45607837
>>45607878
this

I look down, and see the little kitten climbing up me, and sniffing my face, mewling again as it struggles to crime the rest of the way up at me. I smile and gently pick the fragile thing up, holding him in my hands, rubbing its face as it pushes against meowing again as it looks up at me. I hold it against my chest, and stand up.

"I think I'll call you Ajax, because you'll become the strongest little kitty on the sea, got it little fellow?" I say as it looks up at me with its green eyes, and meows "Yeah yeah, I know you're hungry, lets go find you something nice to eat, alright"

It looks up at me, and meows again, I stand up and walk into the houses right behind me. The place is wrecked, but it looks a bit like a store...a butchers actually, judging from the cleavers lodged into the walls. I hold the cat closer as I look around and hear a man whimpering behind the counter.

I look over it and he winces, covering his face, his bald head and big gut shining in the sun light coming through the window.

"Oh don't worry, I'm not a pirate" I sigh, putting my hand on the table as the cat climbs up my arm, or tries to, it nearly falls off, and I catch it "Just looking for something for this cat to eat"

The man looks up, his eyes lighting up, as he stops cowering, His thin mustache shooting up as he starts to cheer, before he covers his mouth and sighs

"A marine?" He asks, barely containing his excitment as he digs through his counter "Oh thank god, I was...was worried I'd have to live with these ruffians forever...so..where's the rest of your crew"

What do i say?
[]on the ship
[]...er other side of town
[] I'm the only one here right now
[] Hey, I'm all you need
[] get...my cat food
[] I...uh need to make a distraction so they can land...I'm thinking about the church
[]...what did they do to this place
[] I found a girl in the woods with a huge gun, you know her?
[] write in

>>45608132
>[]on the ship
>[] Hey, I'm all you need
>[] I found a girl in the woods with a huge gun, you know her?
>[] get...my cat food

>>45608132
>[]on the ship
>[] Hey, I'm all you need
>[] I found a girl in the woods with a huge gun, you know her?
>You got any food for this little guy here?

>>45608132
>[]on the ship
>[] Hey, I'm all you need
>[] I found a girl in the woods with a huge gun, you know her?
>[] get...my cat food

>>45608162
Second.

>>45608132
>[]on the ship
>[] Hey, I'm all you need
>[] I found a girl in the woods with a huge gun, you know her?
>[] get...my cat food

>>45608150
>>45608168
>>45608199
Why are you guys being asses with the option >[] get...my cat food
You aren't even asking the guy, That's very unmarine like!

I chuckle as the man looks up at me with a beaming smile, I lean onto the counter and look away as the cat manages to reach my shoulder, and lays down on it.

"On the ship" I say quietly as the man smacks the counter

"D..did you just say the ship!?' He shouts, before he covers his mouth and whispers angrily "Why the hell are you all the way over here if they're on the ship, do want to die something"

"Hey, I'm all you need" I say smiling as I look at him directly and the man tilts his head, as his eyes widen, and he realizes what I look like, to him at least, now that he's calmed down

"Y..you're one of those devil fruit users right" the man pants, nodding slowly "I thought that was just a myth before I met the captain of the pirates...just, he's dangerous, really really dangerous and"

"Just get my cat some food, I'm sure we can handle it, our captain is half fishman...I think" I sigh angrily as the man nods "And besides I have work to do right now, so I can't sit around here chatting"

"Fine..fine, just trying to warn you girl, all of his crew are monsters" the man shudders as he puts a tin with a picture of a smiling cat on it, and a can opener, and slowly opens it up, the cat rushes down my shoulder and starts to eat the food inside of it "But his two lieutenants, they're horrible, almost as bad as Pretty jack himself, they've ruined our town and let their underlings run wild"

"Yeah, that's what pirates tend to do" I say nodding slowly as I scratch the kitten behind the ears, as it continues to quickly eat up the pink mash in the can "Nothing too out of the ordinary there, and they're all just trash, I've fought them before"

"oooh but these aren't normal pirates...in fact you should probably get out of this general part of the city, because one of them has been in the church for days...doing something in there, and he's attacked anyone who gets close to him" the man says sounding terrified, shaking as he looks out the window, to the church,
cont

>>45608434
Just a block away

"Funny, that's were I was heading over to" I Say calmly as I continue petting my cat

"Well you shouldn't, because that man is a monster, they call him Pete Rawling, the M D butcher" the man says, grabbing onto my shirt as I keep looking at the big golden gates of the church, laying on the street, cut in half by some great blade "And he's more beast than man, please Miss Marine...go somewhere else, just get the rest of your crew, and you might stand a chance against him...how'd you get here anyways"

What do I say?
[] lets have a bet, I drag him back, and you get me some coffee and fish for my little friend
[] Yeah...I probably should, sounds terrifying
[] And I'm Adela De'terrar, Evil Eye, if that man has an ounce of fear in his heart, I'll win
[] Oooh now that sounds fun
[] in that church over yonder, right? well I kind of have to get the other marines
[] The captain through me here, and I have to show them I'm still alive
[] R..r.reaaly?
[] write in

>>45608530
>[] lets have a bet, I drag him back, and you get me some coffee and fish for my little friend

>>45608530
>[] in that church over yonder, right? well I kind of have to get the other marines
>[] The captain threw me here, and I have to show them I'm still alive
>[] lets have a bet, I drag him back, and you get me some coffee and fish for my little friend

>>45608530
>[] lets have a bet, I drag him back, and you get me some coffee and fish for my little friend

>>45608530
>[] in that church over yonder, right? well I kind of have to get the other marines
>[] The captain threw me here, and I have to show them I'm still alive
>[] lets have a bet, I drag him back, and you get me some coffee and fish for my little friend

>>45608530
>[] in that church over yonder, right? well I kind of have to get the other marines
>[] The captain threw me here, and I have to show them I'm still alive
>[] lets have a bet, I drag him back, and you get me some coffee and fish for my little friend

>>45608530
>[] in that church over yonder, right? well I kind of have to get the other marines
>[] The captain threw me here, and I have to show them I'm still alive
>[] lets have a bet, I drag him back, and you get me some coffee and fish for my little friend

"Well, the captain threw me here, and I have to show the rest of them I'm still alive" I say flatly, yawning as I start to feel myself coming down from the coffee high I've been running on until now, my eyes getting heavier as I turn back to the shop keeper, who's jaw his now touching the floor

"Y..you're captain is a..well he sounds like he'd fit right in with the rest of these monsters" the man says, putting his jaw back into place "Well my apologize for that, but there are better ways to get their attention"

"Oh I know, but I kind of want to get a distraction going as well" I Say shrugging "And honestly, I kind of want to see how long he'll last, he's in the church over yonder, right?"

"Yes, but I really don't think you could beat him alone" the man whines, his fat face slowly turning pale "Please, he'll chop you to bits"

"Oooh" I chuckle as I walk over to the front of the shop, looking back at the man as I tilt my cap down "I'm not alone, I have Ajax here"

My kitten meows, now resting ontop of my cap...how'd he get up there, he was just....oh who cares, he seems happy now that he's gotten something to eat.

"That's a cat" the shopkeeper says flatly "that's..oh forget it, do what you want with your life, I don't care"

"Okay, looky here, I don't really like your attitude" I say angrily, pointing at him "So lets have a bet, I drag him back, you give me coffee and some fish for my little friend, I die...well I die"

"Okay, if you some hoe surivive, I'll give you all of my stock, some real nice brew" the man huffs as I push the door open "and you're actually going!"

"Yeeep" I yawn as I stretch my arms behind my back, walking down the empty street "Get the coffee ready"

I step over the golden gates, cut cleanly in half and tossed in the street

What do I do?
[] Walk in
[] PETE RAWLINGS, I'm calling you out
[] Climb over the side 1d20+dex
[] Sneak in 1d100
[] Fire a single shot 1d100
[] hey ajax, go bother him
[] peek inside first
[] write in

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>45608878
>[] Sneak in 1d100

>>45608878
>[] Walk in
>[] PETE RAWLINGS, I'm calling you out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fFl9I5ROfg

>>45608878
>[] PETE RAWLINGS, I'm calling you out

Shoot the bell in the tower (hopefully that'll make a ringing noise) or craft something out of fear that will ring the bell

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>45608878
>[] peek inside first
>[] Sneak in 1d100

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>45608878
>some hoe
Not liking what he's implying

[] peek inside first
[] Sneak in 1d100

>>45608878
>[] Walk in
>[] PETE RAWLINGS, I'm calling you out
>Shoot the bell.

>>45608878
>[] Walk in
>[] PETE RAWLINGS, I'm calling you out

>>45608973
>>45608956
>>45608926
>>45608925
Letting the pirateds dogpile us from all sides seems like a terrible plan

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>45608878
>>[] Sneak in 1d100

>>45608980
I think you are overestimating things if you think there is a plan involved.

>>45608980
For them.

>>45609042
We are a fragile speed build reyling on single-to small number of targets affecting paralyzis effects.
No, its extremly terrible for us.

>>45608980
This is one piece.

>>45609073
Are we not using the thug rule?

>>45609086
Which doesn't make us invincible.

>>45609086
That matters how?

>>45609096
Every single opponent is a relevant combatant for us, as we have seen in our fights sofar.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fFl9I5ROfg

I lick my teeth, and pull my cap up by the brim as I walk forward, putting my hands under my coat, and over my revolvers as I get closer to the simple white walls surrounding the church, as I hear the sound of flames and a hammer hitting metal, over, and over again, with out rest.

Bang, bang, bang. I look around, there's signs of pirates everywhere, empty bottles, bullet holes, and vomit.

I frown and walk into the church, I want to fight this guy on his one, a nice old fashioned duel. I crouch down, not wanting to be seen by him as I walk into a graveyard, filed with broken old gravestones.

And in the center of it, a ramshackle forge, made out of chunks of gravestone, a fire glowing within it, a large set of bellows under it, and a chunk of metal melted down into the vague shape of anvil.

And standing in front of it, is man, with long black hair, straight and in order.He's dressed like a priest, except for a rags cover half of his face. A cross with a chunk of sharpened metal stuck to one end of it lays next to him, as he beats a new on into shape, gritting his teeth as he continues to smack away at it, his eyes filled with icy rage

"PETE ROWLING" I shout loudly as the man freeze, grabbing the cross end of his still burning cleaver, his hand sizzling as he glares down at it "I'M CALLING YOU OOOOOUT!"
cont

>>45609122
>>45609122
Yeah, but we leveled up, so we should outlevel E0 units by enough that they're considered jacks by now.

>>45609179
Thats not how it works.

We just went full Clint Eastwood, and it's better than I ever imagined.

>>45609170

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dx0y4ys_Huk
BOSS: Pete rowling,
He screams in rage, breaking his forge with his still glowing cleaver, cutting it in two and sending burning coals everywhere as he turns around, his vesments blowing around him as he grabs the other, and rests it on his shoulder, pointing at me, as his blue eyes glare at me.

Ajax hisses at him, sensing he wants to hurt the nice lady who gave him food...awww what a sweet heart

"Thaaaaat" He growls dragging himself towards me, as the chains holding his legs together clink together "Acceeeent...I know it...I KNOW IT, you're from tumbling weed, just like that little shit three years ago, You sound just like him, and you're a marine...oh I'm going to enjooooy this so much, I hate that drawl, Ever since I met that little shit, just hearing that voice pisses me off!"

What I say?
[] Oh you mean Marty? what he'd do to you
[] Hey...I hate him to, to be honest
[] Adela De'terrar, but you can just call me Evil eye
[] You're scaring my cat
[] Good, shut up, you're giving me a headache
[] DRAW
[] write in

What do I do?
[] Shoot him 1d100
[] Run 1d20+speed
[] Stare into his eyes 1d100
[] AKUMU AKUMU NO SUMMONS 1d100
[] Fear forge something to keep him away 1d100
[] ricochet a shot off his cleaver 1d100
[] write in

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>45609284
>[] DRAW
>[] ricochet a shot off his cleaver 1d100

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>45609284
>[] Oh you mean Marty? what he'd do to you
>[] Adela De'terrar, but you can just call me Evil eye
>Marty's my jackass Older brother.

[] AKUMU AKUMU NO SUMMONS 1d100

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>45609284
>[] Oh you mean Marty? what he'd do to you
>[] You're scaring my cat
>[] DRAW
>[] ricochet a shot off his cleaver 1d100
>>45609323
WELP THE DICE GODS HAVE SPOKEN!

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>45609284
>[] Oh you mean Marty? what he'd do to you
>[] Fear forge something to keep him away 1d100
Just a fear pillar to maneuver around and use to keep his cleaver away.

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Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>45609284
>[] Oh you mean Marty? what he'd do to you
>[] Adela De'terrar, but you can just call me Evil eye
>Marty's my jackass Older brother.
>[] DRAW
>[] ricochet a shot off his cleaver 1d100
>>45609323
>>45609341
Huh.

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>45609284
>[] Oh you mean Marty? what he'd do to you
>[] Adela De'terrar, but you can just call me Evil eye
>Marty's my jackass Older brother.
>[] ricochet a shot off his cleaver 1d100

>>45609323
>>45609341
>>45609363
Is this some sort of dice god denial play?
Well its working.

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>>45609323
>>45609341
>>45609363

"Oh you mean Marty?" I ask as the man grips the ends of the cross he made is cleavers out of shake as he bites down on the bandages holding his face together "What he'd do to you"

"Oh so you've met the little bastard" the man pants as He rips the bandages off his face with is teeth, letting go of them as they drop to the floor, and I see his face

It has an oval with an MD in the center of it, burned over his right eye, ruining his otherwise good looks

"HE FUCKING BRANDED ME!" the man screams, slamming his cleavers into a headstone, shattering it to little piece, and embedding it into the ground as he pants, his face turning red as his eyes go wild "I want to gut him...nice and slowly, make him feel this pain I did...and you know him..where is he, tell me and I'll let you keep your arms"

I frown...I remember that shape...Marty has a belt buckle with his Initials on it

"Well see, Marty's my jackass older brother" I say, grabbing the end of the revolver as Pete starts foaming at the mouth, his eyes bulging out "Name's Adela De'terrar, but you can just call me Evil eye"

The man grins sickly, licking his lips as he rips his cleaver out of the ground, as it starts to cool down, the edge already glinting with a rough sharpness as he turns to me

"Oooh god is giving" he says, showing his teeth as he walks towards me "Oh I'll chop you up, and send you to your dear big brother, IN PIECES!!!"

I pull my revolvers as he runs towards me, the cross around his neck swaying around as he swings both of his cleavers down at me

"DRAW!" I shout as I fire both my revolvers as I dive out of the way

*PTANG*

"RAAAAAAAGH" the man roars in pain, slamming his cleavers into and through the stone pathwrapping around the graveyard, panting as he glares at me, and rips them back out of the ground

"DIIIIIE!" he screams angrily "QUICKLY"
cont

>>45609526

What do I do?
[] dodge 1d20+speed
[] Keep firing 1d100
[] Boogeyman's stare 1d100
[] Ricochet another shot 1d100
[] Dive behind gravestones, trying to get to the forge 1d20+dex
[] HEY, my cat's here, would you hurt a little kitty like that
[] Run ajax! *book it out of the graveyard* 1d20+speed
[] AKUMU AKUMU NO SUMMONS 1d100
[] Make a crude shield on my arm with fear,1d100
[] write in

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>45609552
>[] AKUMU AKUMU NO SUMMONS 1d100

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>45609552
>[] Boogeyman's stare 1d100
>[] HEY, my cat's here, would you hurt a little kitty like that

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>45609552
>[] AKUMU AKUMU NO SUMMONS 1d100

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>45609552
>Boogeyman's stare 1d100

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>45609552

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>45609552
>[] AKUMU AKUMU NO SUMMONS 1d100

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>45609552
>[] Boogeyman's stare 1d100
I was always a better shot than him too.

>>45609591
does this count when there's no action attached?

>>45609623
it does.

"AKUMU AKUMU NO SUMMONS!" I shout loudly as I hold my arms out, fear flowing from the man as a flickering flames rises out of his chest, and he slams the cross side of his oversized cleaver into my chest, sending me flying back and into a tombstone, cracking it

I gasp as he walks towards me, before he notices the fire, and freezes up as it makes two little hands to try to choke him. He growls, and tries to throw it off of himself, as it forms a wicked smiling face

I struggle to stand up, as Ajax hopes down on the wooden cross, and licks my face, meowing as the flame dances around Pete, who keeps trying to chop it into bits, as it calmly puts on a cow boy hat from itself and laughs

"YEEEEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"It laughs loudly as I feel a dull pain in my chest.

Pete turns, and sees that I'm still moving. He growls, and raises one of his arms and cleavers as the fire doppelganger of my brother charges him from behind, still laughing

What do I do!
[] RUN 1d100
[] lay down
[] FIRE 1d100
[] Boogeyman's stare 1d100
[] richochet a shot off the cleaver 1d100
[] distract him 1d100
[] Fear forge a shield 1d100
[] write in

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>45609711
>[] Boogeyman's stare 1d100

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>45609711
>[] Boogeyman's stare 1d100
>[] Fear forge a shield 1d100

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>45609711
>[] FIRE 1d100

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>45609711
>[] Boogeyman's stare 1d100
>[] distract him 1d100
It really amounts to the same thing though as I see it.

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>45609711
[] Boogeyman's stare 1d100

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>45609711
>[] Boogeyman's stare 1d100

I steel my nerves, and stand up, my sides feeling like someone just stabbed a knife between my ribs. I glare at him, seeing little hands clawing at the edge of my vision as he freezes, sweat rolling down his forehead as he stands there stuck, unable to move frozen in fear.

"YEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" the fire screams as it throws itself into his back, exploding and coating him in flames, sending him stumbling in front of me, panting and growling

He looks up at me, grabbing both of his cleavers as he licks his lips, and runs towards me, holding them at his side, burning like a star.

Ajax clambers back on my shoulder, and hisses at him

What doI do!
[] roll out of the way 1d20+speed
[] Blast him with both revolvers 1d100
[] Stare into his eyes again 1d100
[] Kick him in the balls 1d20+str
[] AKUMU AKUMU NO SUMMONS 1d100
[] AKUMU AKUMU NO SHIELD 1d100
[] Leap over him 1d20+dex
[] write in

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>45609837
>[] roll out of the way 1d20+speed
>[] Blast him with both revolvers 1d100

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>45609837
>[] roll out of the way 1d20+speed
>[] Blast him with both revolvers 1d100

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>45609837
>[] AKUMU AKUMU NO SHIELD 1d100

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>45609837
>[] Kick him in the balls 1d20+str

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>45609867
and the d100

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>45609837
>>45609866

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>45609837
>roll out of the way 1d20+speed
> Blast him with both revolvers 1d100

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>45609892

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>45609837
>[] roll out of the way 1d20+speed
>[] Blast him with both revolvers 1d100

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>45609912

>>45609837
16 on d20 and 73 on d100 for reference.

Also honorable mentions
>>45609912
>>45609928
pfff

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>45609837
>[] AKUMU AKUMU NO SHIELD 1d100

I lean to the side and roll, Ajax leaping off of me calmly as I raise my revolvers, as the M D butchers cuts the stone cross I was laying against in half. I pull my fingers back over the triggers.

*BANG BANG*

His body shudders from the impact, as he stands there, still burning as he slowly turns and glares at me, his long black hair flowing behind him, as he licks the blood dripping down his chin.

"I'm GOING TO RIP YOU PIECES, DE'TERRAR DOOOG!" He screams in rages as he throws his coat off, revealing his bare, and well muscled chest, before he tosses one of his axes down right at me, running behind it to grab it as he drags the other along the ground, digging through the dirt and graves

What do I do?
[] dodge again 1d20+speed
[] AKUMU AKUMU NO SHIELD 1d100
[] Shoot him again 1d100
[] ricochet a shot off the cleaver coming right for me 1d100
[] AKUMU AKUMU NO SUMMONS 1d100
[] write in

>>45609946
You just made it
you needed a 20
you have 4 speed

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>45609996
>[] AKUMU AKUMU NO SHIELD 1d100

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>45609996
>[] ricochet a shot off the cleaver coming right for me 1d100
>[] dodge again 1d20+speed

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>45609996
>[] ricochet a shot off the cleaver coming right for me 1d100
Parrying a flying cleaver in mid-air with a bullet.
Not sure if still One Piece or already Exalted.

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>45609996
>[] ricochet a shot off the cleaver coming right for me 1d100

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>45610040

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>45609996
>[] ricochet a shot off the cleaver coming right for me 1d100
>[] dodge again 1d20+speed

>>45610064
NOICE!

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>45609996
>[] ricochet a shot off the cleaver coming right for me 1d100

>>45610146
SHIT
Does this count?

>>45610146
YOU COULDN'T HAVE BEEN SOONER!?
>>45610160
Fuck no it doesn't sadly.

>>45610160
Nope 6th roll.
98 is close enough anyway though.

I raise my right revolver, holding it with both my hands as I point my left at the ground. I bring it up to my eye, and take a deep breath as I pull the trigger back. Smoke fills my eyes, I feel the impact shake down my arm the cleaver cross cuts through the smoke

*BANG, PTAANNG!!!*

And it tilts back wards, and starts going the other way, just long enough for the cross end of it slam into Pete's face, sending him tumbling forward before he catches himself with his other cleaver as the other one spins behind him and slams into a head stone

He glares up at me, two streaks off blood on his cheeks, where what was left of my bullet grazed him, he licks the blood, and roars in anger

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnGCmZkh7n4

"YOU...AGAIN!" he screams, his eyes bulging out as he charges me, and I manage to get to my feet, and turn tail and run, my kitten chasing after me, with the pissed off priest running behind him with the oversized cleaver held in both hands, smacking any gravestone that gets in his way to dust

What do I do?
[] Keep running!! 1d20+ speed
[] Fire back at him 1d100
[] Run back at him, pistol whip him 1d100
[] Make a small slope to trip him 1d100
[] AKUMU AKUMU NO SUMMONS 1d100
[] Stare into his eyes 1d100
[] write in

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>45610178
>[] Make a small slope to trip him 1d100

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>45610178
>[] Make a small slope to trip him 1d100
>[] Stare into his eyes 1d100

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>45610178
>[] Make a small slope to trip him 1d100

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>45610178
[] Make a small slope to trip him 1d100

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>45610178
>[] AKUMU AKUMU NO SUMMONS 1d100

I raise my left hand, fear wrapping around it as I duck between and through various headstones, barely getting out of the way before he swings down to where I was just a second ago. Ajax hops besides me, keeping close behind me, so he doesn't lose me...guess he really liked the cat food, or maybe he just likes my smell or something.

I shake my head, a block of stone flying past my head as my hand gets engulfed with fear. I throw it down and keep running as Pete screams in a blind rage.

And then I hear a very loud thud and crash, and spin around, to see Pete, standing up slowly over what used to be a statue of an angel, still gripping his Cleaver, but now with a very nasty looking bloody nose

"De'terrar" He growls slowly as He stands up, reaching into the pocket of his pants, pulling out a wicked looking blade, jagged and broken.

He slams his cleaver into the ground and charges me, screaming as he pulls out another knife

What do I do?
[] Shoot him 1d100
[] glare into his eyes 1d100
[] take the fear in the slope, make it a shield 1d100
[] AKUMU AKUMU NO SUMMONS 1d100
[] Bounce a shot off of his Cleaver 1d100
[] run past him 1d20+speed
[] write in

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>45610400
>[] Shoot him 1d100
>[] glare into his eyes 1d100

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>45610400
>[] take the fear in the slope, make it a shield 1d100

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>45610400
>[] Shoot him 1d100

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>45610400
>[] Shoot him 1d100
>[] glare into his eyes 1d100

>>45610400
[] Shoot him 1d100
[] glare into his eyes 1d100

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>45610400
>[] Shoot him 1d100

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>45610468
forgot dice

I raise my revolvers, pulling the trigger a few times as he runs towards me, hopping between tombstones like a locust. He grins, his shoulders pulling back twice, as a few chunks of the tombstone get blasted away, dust flying out of them.

I look into his eyes, and he closes them.

He raises his sword, and smacks me on the side of the head with his fist, sending me tumbling as he stumbles, clutching his chest and panting, wheezing.

He shakes his head, looking over at me, as his once straight hair hangs messily.

He grins and stands back, up, shambling towards me, before he screams loudly, and rushes me

And I need to reload

What do I do?
[] run and reload 1d20+ speed
[] throw one of my revolvers at him 1d100
[]Smack him with them 1d100
[] Make something to fight him out of fear 1d100
[] AKUMU AKUMU NO SUMMONS 1d100
[] Spit on his face, and BOOGEYMAN'S STARE 1d100
[] write in

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>45610583
>[] AKUMU AKUMU NO SUMMONS 1d100
>[] Spit on his face, and BOOGEYMAN'S STARE 1d100

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>45610583
>[] run and reload 1d20+ speed

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>45610583
>[] AKUMU AKUMU NO SUMMONS 1d100

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>45610583
>[] AKUMU AKUMU NO SUMMONS 1d100
>reload while the summon keeps him busy

>>45610583
>[] run and reload 1d20+ speed

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>45610583
>[] AKUMU AKUMU NO SUMMON

>>45610676
Goddammit!

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>45610583
>[] AKUMU AKUMU NO SUMMONS 1d100

>>45610676
DO you wish to use the devils luck?

>>45610734
sure

>>45610734
Yes

>>45610734
Yeah probably better we do

>>45610748
>>45610746
>>45610743

Roll 1d20

>>45610734
I'm not confident in our ability to take a hit by that cleaver.

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>45610755
d20? It was a d100

>>45610755
Why d20? It was a 1d100.

>>45610767
oh right
roll 1d100

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>45610776

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>45610776

>>45610789
Nice

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>45610776

And if he hits me, even with normal sized swords, I'm pretty sure he'll just cut me in half, and that is not a pretty mental image, I shake my head and keep running, my chest starting to burn as I pant and gasp. And yelp as he grabs the back of my coat and yanks me back, and everything starts to move, like a slide show, moments moving right after each other.

I see the tombstones rushing past as I get dragged through the air. I see Ajax crying out, and leaping between the headstones.
I see Pete's grinning face, and the scar in the shape of Marty's belt buckle.

I see him reaching for his cleaver, and I see ajax on his face, clawing and biting him, as noise begins to come back, my thumping heart coming before his screams of anger and pain.

He drops me, and I hold my arms out, slapping my hands together as I stand up, as he grabs Ajax between his finger and moves to throw him down

"AKUMU AKUMU NO SUMMONS!" I scream angrily, boney hands reaching out of his neck as four twisted and cartoonish skeletons crawl out of him. Ajax leaps out of his hand and trots back over to me.

they drop out of him and swings his cleaver around, smashing two of them into dust, turning to me with his cleaver on his shoulder.

What do I do?
[] use the bones as a distraction
[] AKUMU AKUMU NO...... 1d100
[] Fire, and keep firing*reloading with fear bullets* 1d100
[] Stare into his eyes, and glare 1d100
[] Fear forge something to hurt him with 1d100
[] ricochet a shot off the real monster 1d100
[] write in

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>45610914
>[] Fire, and keep firing*reloading with fear bullets* 1d100

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>45610914
>[] Fire, and keep firing*reloading with fear bullets* 1d100

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>45610914
>Fire, and keep firing*reloading with fear bullets* 1d100

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>45610914
>[] Fire, and keep firing*reloading with fear bullets* 1d100
>[] Stare into his eyes, and glare 1d100
HR HURT OUR KITTY!

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>45610914
>[] Fire, and keep firing*reloading with fear bullets* 1d100

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>45610914
>[] Fire, and keep firing*reloading with fear bullets* 1d100

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>45610914
>[] Fire, and keep firing*reloading with fear bullets* 1d100
>[] Stare into his eyes, and glare 1d100

I toss my revolvers in the air, gathering his, my, and Ajax's fear just above my hands, as he easily crushes the two skeletons before they can even do anything to him, their bones scattering and vanishing as he runs towards me.

I catch my revolvers, forcing fear into the chambers as I fire them, and don't stop. they bangs are replaced by shrieks as the solid fear balls fly out at pete, slamming into him as he raises up his Cleaver, and swings it down. I step back, still firing as the shrieks are carried by the wind, I wince as I feel wind rush past me and my shirt is cut open.

I keep firing as Pete stumbles and starts to swing back up.

I dodge out of the way, nearly getting clipped by it, as he throws up a whole lot of dirt from just the force of his swing.

I feel the cold air on my chest as he raises his cleaver one last time

"Time to die, De'terrar, I'll be sure to send your brother back to you, IN HELL!" He screams as he holds it like a swordsman

I smirk, raising my left pistol, as the last bit of fear streams out of its back, like smoke

"Then come on Pete, Make my day" I say, slowly grinning as I take aim and

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOr0na6mKJQ

What do I do?
[] One last shot 1d100
[] trip him again 1d100
[] Smack him in the jaw with it 1d100
[] Put all of my effort into summoning as much as I can 1d100
[] glare into his eyes, furiously 1d100
[] Ricochet a shot off the bell 1d100
[] write in

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>45611105
>[] One last shot 1d100

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>45611105
>[] One last shot 1d100
>[] glare into his eyes, furiously 1d100

how do you use dice?

>>45611105
Ending soon HM?

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>>45611105
>Ricochet a shot off the bell 1d100

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>45611105
>[] Ricochet a shot off the bell 1d100

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>45611105
>>[] One last shot 1d100

>>45611132
Welp, we dead

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>45611127
aaaand forgot dice

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>45611105
>[] Ricochet a shot off the bell 1d100

>>45611132
Noooope
>>45611132