>>45537638
You just have a blast playing it. You go full out. It's much more rules-loose than other games. It's about going full insane.

>>45537638
How the fuck does a maid RPG work?
Roll 1d20 to clean the book shelf?
Roll 1d100 to politely decline masters request for oral sex?

>>45537638
>now I'm just disturbed

Anon what did you expect? The game is a comedy anime with ecchi simulator.

>>45537661
>>45537677
>>45537679
So I can just go and do something stupid, like blowing up the family manor, while trying to get the Masters attention?

...

Going to give it a try. The premise starts to sound hilarious at least.

>>45537797
It's a role playing game, so yes, you can do anything you want buddy.

>>45537677
>>45537638
It's quite simple really, you roll on your stats (athletics, affection, cunning, skill, luck and will) whenever you try to do something, doing things well gains you affection with the master. Affection can be spent like xp to improve stats, it can also be used to roll on random event tables.

Failing at something can result in stress, since no one ever dies in gag manga this functions as HP, when you reach your stress limit your character can only perform actions in line with their stress explosion (something they do to relax) for a certain amount of time.

>>45537677
>declining
Let's Get Physical With Master!

>>45537833
I would do anything I want, if my family or friends would want to play. I´m to autistic to look for a group and still working up the nerve to play on roll20.

Anyway, does anybody have a few stories ´bout their game sessions?

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I wish I knew people who played Maid.

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>>45537638
>Disturbed
Why? Its an inoffensive lighthearted comedy game, you can make whatever you want out of it.
Any instance of creepy perverted shit is purely the players' fault.

>>45537880
the only game of MAID I was ever in involved:
>Shaquille O'Neal fist-fighting a wolf
>an android playing hockey with beer cans
>a fairy beating shaquille O'Neal at basketball
in that order

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>>45537880
>the mansion is being haunted by a ghost that would occasionally lull them to sleep with her singing
>they trace the spirit back to a painting of a maid in the gallery
>one payer offers to try and exorcise it
>they then pulled out their handgun and shot it
>the portrait starts burning
>and burning, and burning
>the flames turn blue
>they chuck it out the window and watch it burn
>they thought it was over when the flames died out
>a wave of magic flows over the house as the ghost flees the portrait, followed by more singing
>they follow the ghost's voice up to the maid's bedroom to find the ghost resting in the succubus maid's bed
>the succubus' player asks if they can try to seduce the ghost
>they roll low on Affection, but the ghost rolls even lower on Will to resist
>it becomes some awkward chatting up with the succubus looking back at her co-workers for guidance
>they all go and leave her there to do her dirty business
And after that I learned to stat bosses to account for their goddamn high affection

>>45537880
>game at a German anime/manga con
>roll for setting and master
>setting is a spaceship
>master is a time-travelling infant communicating via speech synthesizer
>GM puts on a vocal impression of Stephen Hawking wherever speaking as the master
>I roll a maid with high athletics and become Security Officer

>meal time
>ship's cook prepares a few cans of octopus sausages
>she has the lowest Skill of the entire crew AND fumbles the roll
>octopi are so undercooked that one of them goes full chestburster on a crewmate
>octopus flees scene
>I, as Security Officer, give chase
>finally corner it
>roll all sixes on my Athletics roll to beat it up
>octopus squeals shivering in a corner as my shadow looms over it
>cut to me returning to the galley, covered in octopus sausage giblets

At some point, one of the maids got thrown out an airlock due to her Stress Explosion, but I can't recall any further details.

>>45537975
>>45538079
>>45538136
That´s um... Had to look the basketball player up. Sounds like the setting doesn´t matter as long as it has a maid in it.

Succubi, Ghosts and Octopus? Is there a monster manual or did your gm´s thought about them himself?

Besides the succubus, who is a playable race from what I´ve read.

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>>45537975
>Shaquille O'neal fight-fighting a wolf and then getting beat by a fairy
You can't just stop there. I need a full story on how Shaquille O'Neal ended up inside an RPG about maids

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>>45538304
I was the GM for the ghost one. You can do pretty much you want to do as long as it involves maids. A good bit of the Maid PDF is optional.
In maid sessions hosted by others we've fought zombies, androids and plant beasts, all a monster really needs are stats to roll with.

>>45538528
not much to say unfortunately, we found a wolf in the basement (no idea how it got there), one of the maids had summoning magic and decided to fight the wolf by summoning Shaq. He didn't really get anywhere so the android maid glared the wolf into submission instead, afterwards one of the maids challanged him to a basketball game leading to the third item on my list.

Has anyone got that story about the shitty rapey GM and the moped? That'd my favorite MAID story, even if its truth is questionable.

Posting the .pdf so you can check it out and roll up a character.

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>>45539035
And look at that, I forgot to post it. It's just like my PSY101 final assignment all over again.

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>>45538928
It does sound like bullshit, as most Waffle House Millionaire stories do, but here you go anyway.

>>45539035
Please do Ive been looking for this for awhile now

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>>45539063
>Ghost
>Dead Lover
>Mesh Hair
That's more coherent than the cat girl android that I usually roll
Still managed to roll Tragic Love, though

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>>45537638

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>>45539063
>Sexy-Cool
>Brown Skin
>Priestess

Straight for blacksploitation? This shit doesn't mess around

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>>45537638
What the fuck do you want to know about it?

It's a rules-light silly game.

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>>45541228
If the first thing you think of is "blacksploitation" (whatever that means), you're the one with the issues, not the system.

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>>45541228
>>45541390
>whatever that means

>Blaxploitation or blacksploitation is an ethnic subgenre of the exploitation film. It emerged in the United States in the early 1970s. Blaxploitation films were originally made specifically for an urban black audience, but the genre's audience appeal soon broadened across racial and ethnic lines.

>cool blacks doing cool things
>a bad thing

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I've been playing a weekly game of this. It started out sane enough. And then the catgirl decided to ramp a BTR off an open drawbridge.

It went to hell from there on out. Not STRAIGHT to hell. There were detours. But we did, indeed go to Hell. Saw the receptionist and everything.

Jesus Christ this fucking game.

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>>45543006
You sound like you have a story to tell

>>45537861
This sounds hilarious

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>>45543357

I'll try. It's hard to know where to start, but I'll see what I can do.

The essential thing is, the mansion is an oil rig in the middle of the Med. I rolled up a trap maid with special qualities "actually a guy" and "Secret society" and someone else used the RNG to generate a blonde maid who used revolvers as weapons and had the quickdraw special attack. So right off the bat we had Revolver Ocelot and Solid Snake. This should give you an idea of how things tend to go in this goddamn game.

The other characters include: a chuuni maid who carries a huge fucking sword, a sweet, disarming mediobot who has athletics 0, affection [too much] and a wireless network link to several AK-630 turrets just in case you start to trust her. The cast is rounded out by a cool cucumber ara ara tier necromancer chick and, of course, the catte.

Oh, the catte.

The fucking CATTE.

>>45543569
>catte
>google gives me 'feminine equivalent of cat' and 'feline version of doge'
The fuck is a catte?

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The Catte, as we have come to call the blonde catgirl, is a troll extraordinaire and, of course, she has "stalker" as her special ability, which makes her hell on fucking wheels if she gets into the god damned vents. Catte is like... like nuke rounds meet alium rounds. I'd say ling rounds as well, but she hasn't resorted to clorophorm yet. I pray she never does. If you weaponized ill intent and le ebin maymays, you'd get the Catte. The chuuni swordgirl spent a lot of time in the early game hating her fucking guts. It was unreal.

Into the midst of all this you have the Master, a young guy who just wants to wake up in his own bed and maybe eat some goddamn toast with jelly for breakfast.

This would be significantly easier to do if he could stop getting kidnapped for like five fucking seconds.

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He arrived on the rig via helicopter. Well, he was kind of kidnapped and dumped into our laps, more like. Then he was... well, kidnapped out of his bed, again. I don't quite recall how the second one started, but I do recall it ended with us lighting up the chopper the robodroid assasins were trying to exfil him with with the door gun of a Seahawk and a few sniper rifles, while my trapmaid hovered adroitly with the very limited lessons he got over ten years ago. There is nothing fucking funny about a "crash course" in chopper piloting, I can tell you this much.

We should have, by rights, had a reprieve after all that shit.

Instead, we got crabs.

That stole panties.

Then ara~ara turned them into zombie crabs.

This is not a joke

This happened.

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Now. Imagine, if you will, a lean, wiry guy who can just barely avoid looking like he stepped off a shōujo manga cover if he cultivates mad stubble and goes around scowling all the time. A guy who punched his way through middle school because of this. A guy who once knocked out his highschool's quarterback on the night of the big game because he started to say "bishop" and he didn't wait for the "op" part to come out. And then he went and joined the fucking military, because k-12 education wasn't enough of that.

Then they put him in a fucking maid dress and sent him "undercover." In a game with more mechanics based around titillating clothing damage than I can count. I barely made it through the *first session* without blowing my cover, and to do THAT I had to ride a fucking metal barrel three stories down while screaming AH NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU. That was my character's life.

And then one day he wakes up and, to absolutely nobody's fucking surprise, he had turned into a chick for actual reals.

And THIS. THIS is the morning that Solid Snakeko discovers the base is overrun with zombie mother-fucking CRABS.

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>>45543620
>>45543664
I'm huge faggot who likes type-moon, so she looks like this basically.

The "Catte" nickname became a thing after the PCs were left shouting "THAT. FUCKING. CATTE" more than once after I pulled off some hair brained scheme.

>>45543733
Do tell the story.
I really am curious how the rest of you perceived my shenyannigans.

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If you want to know what MaidRPG is like, it's a game where this picture, right here, is a thing that can happen with no real planning or foresight required. This is what fucking happens in maidrpg. One minute the GM rolls 2d6 and sees that panty thieves are hitting the mansion. The next minute, we're up to our ass in ZOMBIE COCOANUT CRABS and one of the maids is being wrestled to the floor before she can prime a lump of C4 the size of a softball to cleanse the base of the horror.

That night ended in booze. It ended in lots of booze. Then the master boozed up and managed to take a wrong step and cracked her fucking knee apart, so the next session started with a medivac to a hospital on the Libyan coastline.

>>45543995

You wanna share this? Because that session was all fucking you, bro. Tell them the tale of the BTR with the magic crow feather.

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>>45544073
No way. You're the better story teller of the two of us.

Tell the story about the pool though.
That was an amazing session.

I remember when I first found MAID RPG I generated a ton of characters with an ERP buddy where I rolled for breast and dick size.

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>>45544073
>Hijinks.
>Maid operators operating operationally.
>Crab battles.
You are quite literally playing the campaign I have always wanted to play but never got the opportunity to.

>>45541390
>I roll to take b8
When did I ever insinuate that was a problem

>>45544156
>No way. You're the better story teller of the two of us.

Oh, jesus.

Right.

Well.

Our GM is an impulsive kind of guy sometimes, and that was around the time some do-gooder clowns in Syria or something got their hospital bombed by accident or whatnot. So to make a long story much shorter, we soon find ourselves hauling ass out of dodge in a stolen BTR. Catte is the wheelman, my trapmedio-turned-into-geniuine-medio is shouldering out the top hatch with a rifle (a KHYBUR PASS special, complete with charming local branding,) Revolver Ocemaid is on the turret and ara~ara and chuunichan are cradling the master, who is now the mistress (got genderflipped at the same time Solid's Snake slithered out of town) and she's doped up as all fucking hell. As we scream down the road to escape, we almost hit a small arabian girl covered in a shitload of someone else's blood. Naturally, I pop out to collect her. We stop for gas at a station operated by angry Russians, whom Revolver Ocelot declines to negotiate with on grounds of them being from the wrong PART of Russia, and Catte manages to pay for gas and then steal a hundred bucks worth of snack cakes because she's very conscious about the requirements of road trips in stolen BTRs.

Meanwhile, we gain a new player - a Butler. Suave, calm and collected, he receives Snake's less than calm request for extraction and fires up the oil rig's Chinook.

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>>45544264

You're tellin me. It's the best tabletop game I have ever played, online or in person - largely owing to the players. As you will soon understand quite intimately.

Now. Now I do not recall, off the top of my head, what required us to take hard evasive action... wait. I do. Hinds. Yes. Mi-24 Hinds. At least ONE was involved. At LEAST. Halley was weaving like he'd learned to drive in Iraq, we're engaging the Hind with the 14.5mm, I think I was trying to squirm out of the hatch with an RPG or something... it was a mess. Our original plan was to just drive the BTR to the beach and putter out to the rig; not only are BTRs amphibious, but they actually have the range for it. I can't recall if the Hinds on our ass were just Concerned Locals taking understandable interest in foreign APCs charging through their downtown area or if the people bombing the hospital still wanted us dead or both. Probably both. Catte goes to steer us over a shipping canal, only to find our path blocked by a raised drawbridge, a huge container ship puttering by beneath it.

And that is when she did it.

That's when that fucking crazy blonde bitch ramped the BTR off the drawbridge.

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Words cannot fully convey the IC and OOC chat at that point in time. Holy Shit. The funniest part was Catte's player, who had attempted the maneuver in innocent earnest - she just wanted to ramp a soviet BTR-80 off a drawbridge and stick an eight-point landing on a container ship's deck, presumably so we could make our riveting escape from the circling attack choppers at a blistering ten knots, assuming we weren't all turned to jelly by the impact, assuming the BTR didn't just smash through the ship's deck like the gigantic armored brick it is. After a few days worth of Catte's shenanigans, such as: sneaking into the master's room, kidnapping the master and taking him to her secret hidey-hole to "play video games and chill," (which he actually did, to her great disappointment,) and crawling through the ductwork to take naughty pictures of half the maids, nobody was inclined to believe his plaintive cries of innocent ignorance. The Catte was weighed, the Catte was judged, and the Catte was found wanting.

As our BTR sailed through the air in excruciating slow-motion, awaiting the heavy hand of Fate to descend upon it, the butler swooped in with the Chinook and an utterly insane Skill roll to snag us with the sling-load hook in midair; which is exactly the kind of nigh-mythical and impossibly smooth save-the-day horseshit butlers are supposed to do.

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So we're in mid-air over the Med, in a BTR-80, dangling underneath a Chinook helicopter that's fucking sling-loading it. This is when the Mistress decides to wake up. Naturally, having woken up in choppers three times before in the middle of a kidnapping, s/he was not fucking thrilled. Her eyes opened, she took in the WHOPWHOPWHOP sound of rotor blades, and her face filled with horror.

And that's when I lean in and say "*Technically,* it's not a chopper this time!"

She was not substantially impressed by this encouraging note of progress.

This is when chuunimaid decided to express what we were all thinking. She had suffered the brunt of Catte's shenanigans, and the DARING APC ON THE FLYING TRAPEZE was the last fucking straw. She seized her by the nape, hauled her to the back doors, threw them open, and dangled her over the Med far below. Then she laid into her. She shook her and glowered at her and told her just how god damned much she hated her and everything she did. She let her know that she deserved every bad thing coming to her for being such an evil, wicked, vile CATTE.

Catte nodded. Cat smirked. Catte dissembled. Catte made the annoying smug Catte face. Catte played along and meekly acknowledged that she had listened carefully to her scolding.

Chuunimaid nodded, stern and serious.

And then she dropped Catte like the global oil market.

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Has anyone done a Maid Heresy run before, a-la 1d4chan's guide?

Really interested at running a bunch of adept PCs under an insane Inquisitor master.

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In full view of the Master. Who was, in fact, second cousin to the Catte.

It is not often you meet a player who wouldn't know what a metagame thought is if it punched them in the nose. If chuunimaid's player had reflected for even a heartbeat on the consequences of dropping the goddamn girl out of the goddamn BTR while they were in mid-goddamn-air, I sure as hell couldn't tell. Chuunimaid was ice fucking cold. Chuunimaid was MAD AS HELL. And Chuunimaid wasn't gonna fucking take it anymore for even a second.

Chuunimaid fucking followed THROUGH.

The dead fucking silence in the chat after she did that was incredible. It was a work of fucking art the likes of which I have rarely seen in a game, anywhere.

The Catte Came Back, of course (as she put it, "That's why you shoot a Catte before throwing her out of a helicopter.") But still. Holy shit.

The next session we encountered Aliens, like, the kind you kill with pulse rifles. That was fun.

What wasn't fun was entry of the romance rules.

>>45544961
Told the GM the romance rules were a bad idea, but nobody ever listens to the butler.

...actually, that's been a running theme the last few weeks, hasn't it?

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>>45545522
>>45544961
Look, I put it to the vote, we could've stopped it there, it didn't, now I've been running this trainwreck as it goes downhill and towards a major metropolitan area while on fire...

For far too long. It's a game of MaidRPG.
That has been running for half a year.

THAT'S RIGHT FOLKS. HALF A YEAR. MY SANITY IS SLOWLY EBBING.

>>45545669
Slowly?

>>45545688
By the week.

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I'm gonna post the Nechronica pdf in here, too, because why not. They're pretty similar, right?

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>>45544961
This game has honestly been so much fun.
The entire party, when we all first came together, everyone had PC's with edgy backstories that caused them to end up at Meidobase (except for roomba).
To recap we have:
>A Chuuni swordgirl who was an ex-hitman and has a criminal organization after her
>A ara ara~ necromancer/assassin with a long list of dead bodies
>A creepy doujin artist who's a christmas cake with a dark past of abuse
>A trap who pretends to be a maid with a nice addition of PTSD
>loli Revolver Ocelot
>The butler, who was once a mercenary
>A roomba

And the butler has the least edgiest backstory of them all.

Then we have the Catte, who is the Mistress's distant cousin, grew up as a normal girl without guns, swords, or magic, went to college and majored in business and accounting, and harbored a not-so secret crush on the Mistress for a decade.

And then That Fucking Catte does what she does best: derail everything.
She derailed everyone's plans to be an edgelord and dragged them all into her maniacal fun and sunshine world of insanity, bad decisions, dancing skeletons, and amazingly convoluted plans.
Meanwhile, her player has been setting her up week after week to become a walking ball of tragedy as all her scheming and manipulating finally catch up to her;

So That Fucking Catte has derailed the entire darkness circlejerk by making the entire party responsible for her suffering, and now there's two separate groups trying chase her down and confess their love to her.

Yes. That Fucking Catte managed to derail the Mistress Super Bowl in MaidRPG.

Either her, or Uncle Kazuriha "Going Mental on the Orientals" Miller, are related to Old Man Henderson.

>tfw ended the last round with summoning a demon wrecking the entire mansion
This was great, master gave me affection and shit

>>45545862
>A creepy doujin artist who's a christmas cake with a dark past of abuse
>She derailed everyone's plans to be an edgelord

I'll have you know that the history of abuse was only fleshed out later on. I only started out with the Christmas cake. AND I'M STILL THE MOST NORMAL PERSON ON THE OIL PLATFORM!

>>45543733
You left out the part where the catte operated a crane to swing around the chuuni maid fast enough to launch her through the windshield of the chopper and literally disarm the cyborg ninja abductor immediately

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>>45546142
I cannot give a damn.
I completed the greatest scheme in the entire campaign.
I built a hotsprings and beachside pool.
On Mother Base.
And I did it all on the Mistress's credit card.

I am nyaa best
nyaamber one

>>45545522
Hey, they're working great for the butler and the roomba.

>>45546214
The butler got where he is by NOT succumbing to the seduction rules.

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>>45546195
Oh just you wait.

>>45546195
>I built a hotsprings and beachside pool.

You... what?

>>45546326
You heard the catte. She built a hotsprings and beachside pool on an offshore platform.

>>45546374
>>45546326
With the help of dark magic and skeletons

>>45546453
Which we had to defeat in a dance-off.

>>45546548
See, /tg/, if you get the right players, sometimes you barely have to run your own game. They'll just do it for you.

One of the many stupid little projects I've been working on is a /k/-tier splat/reskin for security guards and "asset protection", all the way from supermarket camera goons to Next-Generation Special Forces.

Yes, I hate fun.

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>>45544961
You've left out the details of why the aliums were a big deal.

Short recap of aliums incident:
>chuuni maid and mistress spent the last night together
>in bed
>at the mistress's insistence
>they wake up, they've switched bodies
>this is a big fucking deal and nobody is sure of what to make of it
>meanwhile some old boat crashed into the oil rig
>it's full of inflatable boobs
>they make a FWEE sound
>trapmaid loves them
>through some convoluted sequence of events, it is discovered that the chuunimaid and mistress are ACTUALLY POD PEOPLE
>the REAL chuunimaid and mistress are found unconscious
>once they're removed, the fake ones shrivel up and die
>panic back at the mansion
>panic on the boat because shit's getting weird
>somebody planted explosives
>there's a ROARING SOUND
>oh shit let's book it
>eventually chuunimaid wakes up
>and so does mistress
>in time to see godzilla rise out of the boat and roar
>but they're in a vehicle, driving away
>DRIVE ME CLOSER, I WANT TO HIT IT WITH MY SWORD - Chuunimaid
>turn around, Chuunimaid is already out and running
>also she's naked, because her clothes weren't with her when she was found
>with her 5 athletics score, a good roll, weapon from nowhere, and a few favor burned to add to the die roll...
>...chuunimaid becomes a screaming tornado of death and anger, slashing up gojira all over
>then she backs off because she was informed there's a bomb about to go off
>soon enough, boom
>gojira dead, aliums sunk to bottom of sea
>chuunimaid in vehicle en route back to the mansion
>keeps getting gawked at/groped
>I threaten that if people stare at her again and I'm rolling seduction on all of you
>THEY KEEP STARING
>Seduction roll vs everyone in the vehicle; chuunimaid rolls high
>everyone fails their rolls, one of them came close to beating it but nope
>session ends with her and the mistress in a bath together
>score

>>45546374
>>45546326
>>45546195

Alrighty, story time it is.

So one of the key parts of her personality is that she cannot take the simple and logical solution to anything.
Ever.
Which leads to such things as chasing after the Mistress for a decade, but never confessing, trying to get the Mistress to confess to her instead, and the like.

Around half way through the second session, I had gone through an eighth of jack, and came up with Operation: The Great Pool Escapade.

Session 2:
>Catte hijacks a construction crane to slingshoot chuuni maid at a chopper carrying away the mistress.
>I explicitly state that I leave the crane around the dorms

Session 3:
>I encourage everyone in the party to get extremely drunk and we empty the base of almost all the alcohol
>I also establish myself as an accountant and the person managing the books at the base

>>45546807
Session 4:
>I had a midterm this week, so I had to leave the game for a few hours in between
>I roleplay it as the Catte leaving the base to go offshore in her custom Seahawk
>I pick up a large amount of sandbags to shore up the base against all the mysterious rainstorms
>I also pick up a large amount of alcohol and fruity summer drinks to restock the base cellar
>I also did this using the Mistress's credit card, which I then kept

Session 5:
>I have the genius idea of giving Roomba control over a tank
>In return, she gives me control over the base's water systems so I can do the laundry in masse
>I install a backdoor which gives me total control over the base's water system
>I also sneak into the necromancer's room and steal a bunch of spellbooks

Session 6 or so:
>While the party is adventuring to reach Dr. Acula, I make explicit note to be studying all the skeletons and magic in his castle
>I also now have a source of easy to access stone, excess material, and portal magic

Things like this gone on for a while, with each session, me taking more and more small things for unknown reasons, and then 4 months after the first session, I finally get a chance to pull the trigger.

I used the spells I stole from the ara ara~ necromancer to summon an army of skeletons, and I marched them through the base to Spooky Scary Skeletons, and I marched them through the portal I magicked up which lead to a freshly built room atop the base, which was far larger on the inside and had retractable sunroof for good measure, and I set the skeletons to work.

Meanwhile, the maids are smashing their way through the base, breaking away my skeleton employees, and they finally get to the Catte's bedroom, and they open the door to find... the skeletons on their worker comp required break, throwing a rave.

At which point the maids are challenged by the skeletons to a dance battle, while the totally not Daft Punk Skeletons drop the base with dubstep spooky scary skeletons .

>>45546909
Thanks to some amazing rules, the skeleton boss fucking up his rolls (He was on the ropes, so he drank a carton of milk and gained a stat buff, but he rolled a 1, and broke a leg, literally), and a successful party dance off against a hardcore dancing skeleton crew, the maids successfully defeat the dubstep skeleton menace

They then walk through the portal of unstable dark magic to find themselves... standing on a sandy beach, with a Hawaiian bar shack, a beach house, palm trees, and a large, beach side pool.
And for good measure, there's a fucking hotsprings to the side.

And then floats by That Fucking Catte, lounging in the warm sun on a inflatable raft, sipping on a martini, skipping all of her chores for the day, and most definitely not "respecting the sanctity of the base and not breaking everything".

And that is how, across 7-8 weeks, I set up everything to derail the GM's plot so I could complete my ultimate plan:
To build a functional beachside pool and hotsprings on an off-shore platform.

>>45537931
And yet it needs a sidebar to say it isn't about sex, which is a sure sign that it is.

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>>45543733
That sounds like a proper MAID game. Have a Pinky.

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>>45546769
Also later on she was seduced by the succubus queen and caused a lot of drama because of it. Fun times.

>>>45543569
> a sweet, disarming mediobot who has athletics 0, affection [too much] and a wireless network link to several AK-630 turrets just in case you start to trust her.
So the Roomba (16th gen. humanoid model) rolled what amounts to an 17 in a 3d6 in order D&D game for her affection stat (basically charisma) and basically from that lucky roll the rest of the character just followed. Lots of hugs, headpats and fresh baked chocolate chip cookies customized via powerful enough statistical analysis to make the NSA jealous (Her maid power is "Windows of the Soul"). Nothing sexual though, forbidden by law because let's be honest humanity would die out with the generation AI's that cute became commonly available. Instead just inhuman levels of agape style love for everyone.

So we start playing and as everyone starts showing the cracks in their psyche Roomba begins to have an internal crazy cat lady moment "I want to hug every meidos, but I can't hug every meido *sob sob*" and with that begins "Operation Cuddle Harem"

The chuuni maid opens up to her after panicking because of thunder, the catte earns a huge pile of points with the tank thing, the trap maid learns the joy of warm robot hug on a cold winter night, and overall everything seems to be going well. Because of how the seduction rules work I didn't want to just roll against everyone and basically become a second master in a single game. I had also bumped my affection to a 6 and a 6 is pretty much an auto win against anyone that isn't also crazy high in some thing they can use to defend, and I decided to interpret that as basically being able to abuse robot powers to manipulate the crap out of people. So in the spirit of respecting the free will of others she decided she wouldn't go for anything more than comforting hugs unless someone told her they where interested. With a bit more work I was pretty confidant I could get the entire half of the base interested in women into a polyamorus relationship. (1/?)

>>45547771
Which included a maid shaped crater in the deck plate after she was suplexed into floor.

(2/?)
>>45547771
Oh yes, so the chuuni maid had seduced the mistress at the time and it seemed pretty stable. Then S.A.N.T.A aka "Santa Claus" visited the base (Who Roomba is convinced is actually a stealth recon AI gone rogue do-gooder) and leaves gifts for everyone. Most notably though, is the refrigerator from hell. Seriously, it tries to eat anyone who tries to take something out of it and the things stomach is a portal to hell. So of course the Catte grabs a decent meal out of the thing before getting devoured. Shenanigans ensue and chuuni maid gets eaten to save Roomba.

At this point half the party is in hell trying to find a way out when they run into a rather frazzled office-succubus named Dana. Dana has friends in high places and is willing to help the party get back out. Turns out her mother is Lilith, arch-demon and queen of the succubi. Lilith then offers the party a deal: one portal back to the base in exchange for one date. Chuuni maid, rather smitten with her via a rather poor seduction rule volunteers her self to save the rest. Plans are made for the date and everyone pops back onto the base, including Dana who decided she really needs a vacation.

After a bit of provocation by the butler Dana rolls seduction on him and gets a pretty impressive result. The thing about butlers is that in exchange for basically being the DM's cat-herder they get godly stats, and in this case that included a will stat of 11 when maids max out at 6 without tons of favor being burned. So he politely but firmly tells her no, without the slightest hint of temptation. Picture related ensures on her part. She sticks around and the two become the most stable and happy couple on the base.

So Chuuni maid tells the mistress that she's got a date with Lilith, and in a lovestuck haze never mentions why she's doing it (saving the rest of them). Pretty much everyone on the base thinks this is bad news and that Chuuni maid is in danger. (tbc)

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>>45548840
Oops, forgot the picture

>>45548840
>>45547830
(3/?)
Everyone except for Roomba who basically assumes the best of people until they start trying to stab people. Meeting Lilith she sees a bored demon looking to have a bit of fun in the human realm, much like her daughter, and declares her harmless and the rest of the party nuts. Knowing they'll all just end up as a line of heads peaking at them around every corner Roomba puts a feed from the security cameras up on the big screen and gives running commentary on how each of them are playing things out. Meanwhile Snake and Catte both are trying to crash the date with everything from a mariachi routine to a holy landmine (They where about to kiss! Good thing they forgot the holy water) all while the mistress gets increasingly cold and bitter about the whole thing. Roomba is awestruck. She couldn't have done any better than Lilith just did with a weeks preparation time. And so she decides she's going to (quietly) make friends with her. Fortunately hell not only has WiFi but 4G too, and after nabbing her number from the base's cellular repeater arranges for them to have tea and talk shop.

Many games pass, and basically everyone has screwed everything up for Roomba's plans of a platonic harem. Chuuni maid, Snake, and the Catte all end up in a love triangle with the mistress still bitter, alone, and confused. Finally sick of their drama the mistress tells them to "Just fuck already!" and after a few games worth of setup they all confess to each other and end up in a poly relationship. Also Snake gets outed as a trap maid. Then the little arab princess seduces Snake with some nudging by the Catte, and ends up pregnant.

Over the course of all this happening in game I ran an ask blog to be able to dump all my Ghost in the Shell-esq background I thought up while working. Given peoples proclivity to ask lewd questions I took the opportunity to hint at a crush.

>>45538304
>Sounds like the setting doesn´t matter as long as it has a maid in it.
You can even axe maids, and quite happily. As long as it has the same sort of relationship where you're trying to impress a boss or leader it functions mostly the same.

With a minimum amount of bullshitting you can be space pirates wanting to impress Captain Badass.

>>45549745
>You can even axe maids
The Catte realized this.
She also found a copy of Evangelion Rebuild in the Mistress's blu-ray case.

At which point the Catte proceeded to re-enact American Psycho to "defend the base against shitty anime".
And then fucked up and instead put an axe through the blu-ray player.

I guess she technically succeeded?

>>45538304
>Succubi, Ghosts and Octopus? Is there a monster manual or did your gm´s thought about them himself?
No offense but D&D is very unique in how little it encourages users, GMs included, to be creative.

>>45546662
Why can't they wear maid dresses too?

>>45543006
Get out of here, planefag. You're just mad you're a harem protagonist.

>>45550012
>planefag
>planefag is in your game
>Mister "I hate harem protagonists" who goes out of the way to crush them in his quests
>that planefag
>and planefag is playing a harem protagonist

You're joking.
This is way too good to be true.

>>45550069
And he's fucking pissed at it too. He's plotting his vengeance as we speak.

>>45550069
The irony is not lost on us, and he did try to resist.

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>>45550069
He also adopted daughteru (the kurdish girl they found while they hijacked the btr from the hospital).

And then he dicked her.

>>45539063
Thanks, I've been looking for this.

>>45550069
Deme's playing a trap

>>45550181
Hikaru Genji Plan GET

>>45550012
>>45550069
>>45550181
>planefag is playing a harem protagonist and waifu'd the daughteru

How the fuck did this happen?

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>>45550181
>Greek
>dicking a Kurd
REMOVE TURK remove turk

>>45549640
(4/5)
I did little things here and there in game too, baking extra cookies, disappearing during downtime, a sudden interest in gardening (One of Lilith's hobbies as shared by Dana) and even setting up another player with a dragon working for Lilith (who Roomba only met via her trips for tea and gossip with Lilith). And after building a greenhouse, cultivating a rare rose cutting, and building up her courage she finally decides to confess.

So two games after getting the necromancer and the dragon together (she had totally crushed on him while in hell) and a game after the little Arab princess tells Snake he's gonna be a dad, Roomba decides that today's the day. She'll wrap up all the chores for the day as fast as possible, invite Lilith over in secret, show her the greenhouse and confess her feelings there. It was going to be picture perfect. Key word: Was.

While bringing breakfast down to the pregnant princess, concussed necromancer, and her poly-morphed dragon BF all hell broke loose (to steal our DM's line.) Lilith stepped through a demonic portal along with a small mountain of baby shower gifts for the mom to be. Poor Roomba just about blue screened right there. Pretty much everyone on the base besides Roomba hates her guts for the date thing and she just pops up unannounced with nearly everyone around to try and murder her. Cue the fastest talking I've ever had to do, asking a personal favor of every maid on the base to at least come to Roomba before trying to blow her up. Again. After the longest, most awkward, slow-as-molasses-in January effort to drag her anywhere but there she finally gets her to the greenhouse.

And so I drop the most "Yuri-kouhai-sempai-OhGodThisIsSoEmbarassing-blushing-stuttering-nervous-wreck" confession I could write up. I told her about how it wouldn't be fair to normal people to use her full power in trying to win them over, how she was amazed at her skill during the date, how she thought she wasn't really a bad person

>>45550534
(5/5)
and how despite how different they seemed they really did have a lot in common. At this point everything else in the game has been derailed by everyone going "Wait, that just happened?" and piecing together all the clues I had left. Finally I roll for seduction, praying to not fuck it up with a terrible roll. 5. Times 6 for a 30 total.

Lilith rolls her defense. 1. Total 6.

And that's the (extremely condensed and poorly told) story of how I managed to surprise everyone else in the game and manage to make the queen of the succubi blush like a school girl and left wondering how to process this new information about herself.

>>45537638
https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=MAID+RPG
All you need to know.

>>45550862
Never play MAID irl or with voice. MAID is best when you play it over text.

>>45550909

>Any game
>Best over text

This is how we know you have no friends, Anon.

>>45550909
We could never have played this game over voice.
Half the time I'm dying from laughter at the silliness.
I wouldn't be able to say anything on mic at all!

Also the voices. The last thing I need to hear is planefag trying to voice a trap or Catte's player doing that grating Neco-Arc voice.

>>45550281
Well the system in general is rather swingy. The general philosophy is "Bell curves are for nerds" and that multiplication is good for you. So with luck and a decent stat you can win a single roll even against someone with pretty good stats. That's all you need to seduce someone and give you a rather crazy degree of control over them if you want to be an asshole.

Snake has absolutely terrible affection and rather poor will too. Catte bought up to 3 before pulling the most cheesy, sappy Guinevere and her gallant knight impromptu stage play with Snake, Chuuni and Catte basically did the whole "Slap Slap Kiss" thing with a dose of gay chicken, and Chuuni basically won Snake with a mix of stonking great tits, genki, and "I'm not cute!" moe.

>>45550959
No really >>45550909 is right. Maid is a great game to play if you have the right people and the right mindset about it, and if you really wanted to you could even play it IRL, but the freedom of not having to filter things out with text makes it so much better.

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>>45544495
This is probably a long shot, but I don't suppose you lovely people are looking for new players?

>>45551283
Hahaha we already have

The master
Snake
Chuuni maid
Catte
christmas cake artist
Roomba
Butler
Ara ara necromancer
and other 2 npcs.

It's a mess as it is since we use text

>>45550959
Would you really want to hear people 's voices like this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZGplJ_QDqs
I nearly participated but voted against it.

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>>45551427
>Would you really want to hear people's voices?

THIS IS HOW WE KNOW YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS, ANON.

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>>45551309
Well shite.
Eh. Can't blame a maid for trying.

>>45551466
I had friends i cut off all contacts since all they spout are about MOBAs.

FUCK THOSE FRIENDS.

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>>45551501
The logs of these sessions are absolutely riveting reads, though.
It's almost literally a soap opera. I'll leave it to one of the players to link the pastebins though, that's not my place to share.

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My favorite thing to do as GM.

Whenever I was getting burned out on the main campaign I was running, or whenever we were down a person and didn't want to continue without them, I would declare a Maid day.

And we would use all random tables to roll up everything. Setting, Master, Maids, starting random event.

And we just played until we were done, getting into wacky hijinx.

Great way to recharge GM batteries without actually missing a week.

>>45551501
>>45551992

pastebin.com/ZGmbpjtw

is the first one, then follow the user for the rest of them.

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>>45552468
>That MGS5 intro mission parody
Fucking perfect.
Although now I'm even more depressed that I'll never get to play a game like this. I wasn't kidding when I said this shit is exactly the kind of campaign I've been wanting to play since forever. Not for the lack of trying mind you.

>mfw reading this thread
>mfw I have no face

Holy shitting fucknuggets, this game is so crazy it's retarded, or so retarded it's crazy.

How...?

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>>45553269
Imagination, anon.
Game systems are tools. Some, like D&D, are more focused tools. You can get away with less imagination, the end result will have less variance, but it'll make do.
Some systems are open as fuck, and the only limit is your group's ability to bounce their creativity off of one another and the GM's ability to wrangle them.
The limitations of a game system define how responsible the group as a whole and as individuals are for creating their own fun.

>>45552331
Ranko please go.

>The big, hairy guy in our group rolls and is a double lolita, is overjoyed
>The only female in the group ends up being a trap
>A giant space abomination that decends on the asteroid that holds the Manor turns out to be one of the brother of one of the maids
>He is beaten off the planet via a game of mahjong
>Maids go on a mission through space on flying unicorns that were in the stable
>Encounter Ms Havisham on a space station, the only time I have ever seen true fear in the eyes of my players
>Ends with the double lolita being declared best maid, she gets turned into a doll and all the others are eaten
>Master hires a new batch of maids

How closely should any given Maid session resemble an episode of the Goon Show?

>>45544945
never a full game but last time my group played dark heresy one of my friends generated his character in Maid and used the guide to translate it to dark heresy instead of making the character in dark heresy.

>>45537880
From just the other day:

Basic premise is that Master must marry a rich heiress to save his family, the wedding is scheduled for 7 days time, preparations must be made.

This resulted in, in no particular order:

> Two attempts on the master's life
> A lot of cat hair in the morning omelettes
> The drugging of a police inspector
> One maid going insane and attempting to burn the house down.
> Earth making contact with a race of alien space-chameleons.
> The fanciest goddamn wedding cake ever produced.
> The bride-to-be (who was also -PLOT TWIST- a space chameleon) being seduced by a maid, (who also happened to be a magical girl).
> The android maid stealing the space chameleon ship and flying off to become the space bounty hunter she was meant to be.
> The complete and total destruction of Earth.

>>45549923
Maid outfits are an option. Right now I've got
>Street Clothes: You wear casual civilian clothing instead of the standard-issue uniform.
>Sharp-Dressed: You are more formally dressed than a mere AP [Asset Protector] has any right to be. Business suits, capes, and ties are all fair game.
>Gear:You wear light armor (padded leather, flak jacket, Kevlar) with lots of bandoliers, pockets, and other tacticool-looking gubbins.
>Skinny: Your clothing is skimpy, and shows off more muscle or skin than standard (whether this is intentional or accidental is variable).
>Full-Body: You wear a suit of some kind (armor, HAZMAT gear, mechanical exoskeleton) that covers your entire body, including your face.
>Maid/Butler: You wear the formal clothing appropriate of an upper-class maid or butler. The exact style depends on the circumstances.

I'm doing my best to differentiate it from normal MAID, but I'm still working out the details. You can go maid, but if you want to go full maid, you might as well play MAID.

>>45537880
A friend of mine has played a session and had had a blast. The only thing I remember is that they rolled that the Mansion had a military base in the attic and a military base of a nation at war with the first in their cellar. Most of the game was spent on shenanigans to make both militaries never meet.

I'd love to see an anime about this.

>>45541390
Fuck, I have an idea regarding the whole "impress someone" shebang.
hear my proposal
>Imperial Guardsmen
>trying to impress the Commissar
Bonus points for leaving the Stress Explosions unaltered.

>This whole story
Okay, someone, screencap it. This is seriously amazing.

Catte best girl. On behalf of /tg/ i dub her Catte Henderson.

>>45554395
On behalf of /tg/ kill yourself. Not everything needs to be nailed down to shitty memes. Let good tales be good tales, leave it be.

>>45554627
Whoa, whoa, buddy, calm down. It's more of a honorary mention than an attempt to meme it.

>>45554687
Not that anon, but linking anything to the name Henderson is an attempt to meme it.

>>45554730
Well, i apologize, then.
Goddamn meme police, you won't get me that easily next time.

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>>45553379
>The only female in the group ends up being a trap

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>>45546909
>>I install a backdoor which gives me total control over the base's water system

FUCK.

IT WAS YOU.

IT WAS YOU WHAT FED ME THE FUCKING MAGIC MILK, WASN'T IT YOU CUNT

YOU. CATTE. YOU. I'M GOING TO FUCK YOUR FACE IN NEXT THURSDAY I SWEAR TO GOD

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>>45539436
>the fox is complaining about having nothing to do, other than fixing everyone's fuckups before the mistress wakes up

>>45538136
>Maids IN SPAAAAACE is just Alien but more violent
who knew

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>>45539086
Yeah, that's definitely fake. Where do you even get a wok out of nowhere like that?

I liked the bit about the moped though.

>>45556142

Gee, maybe the kitchen? Ffs moron

>>45556142
Speaking as someone whose group burns character sheets when the character dies, it's surprisingly easy to just stick one's head into the kitchen and grab a pot or a pan for it.
The wok and lighter fluid are perhaps the most realistic parts of the story.

>>45555219
Don't you have qt brown daughterus to be dicking planefag?

>>45554395
>Catte is best girl
Hahaha, I'm flattered you liked her so much. She's the most fun character I've ever played.
Partially because she's a walking ball of suffering. I might write it up if I ever get out of bed today, but the gist of it is that over the campaign, she became suffering incarnate, like something out of a deculture quest.

>>45551501
I'm so sorry anon!
The game is starting to wind down as well though, so we have a couple sessions more I think.

The party is pretty much all MGNQ or SWQ/KCQ regulars, and a few odd balls.
If you ever make your way into either channel, give us a hoot.
Another GM is running a beta test for a PMMM version of Magical Girl Burst I think.

>>45550812
I know I'm too late to the party, but gosh, anon, that's a great story.

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>>45557356
>PMMM version of Magical Girl Burst
>PMMM version of a game based on PMMM

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>>45557865
To be fair, Magical Burst is more inspired by PMMM's themes than actually based on it. Especially the way it handles the accumulation of overcharge or whatever it's called- it's not like Sayaka was spewing off bits of random magic and uncontrollable lust before she witched out, it just, eventually happened.

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>>45555219
>>45557131
>planefag is a haremfag
>planefag is a daughterufag

I'm fucking dying here.

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Continuosly roll random tables and see where things go. Thankfully players can spend favor to purchase a random event themselves.

Super useful when aliens were about to destroy the mansion. One maid as a last resort spent favor, and a portal to a fantasy world opened up. A bunch of paladins came out and began to Deus Vult the aliens with the help of the maids. It was pretty good.

>>45551992
Hot.

>>45557445
Aww, thanks!

>>45558075
As of last game Plane's character also has the best figure on base via someones tampering. Snake said near the beginning of the game that this base was hell, and it's becoming increasingly clear that if he was wrong, he wasn't off by much.

>>45558075
>>45558972
Indeed. Sam woke up with a figure that could only be described as dayuuum. A much better figure than the last time he was turned into a girl.

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So after a few sessions, the Mistress had been kidnapped more than once, and had more than one NPC suitor chasing after her.

The Catte was not amused, since the Mistress, in her mind, belonged to her.

Which lead to the Catte creating a fucking "Application to Date Mistress Millie" form.
And whenever the villain of the week showed up, almost always somehow demanding to see the mistress, she'd force them to fill out the form.

Keep in mind the Catte is also the one managing the books on Meido Base and taking care of all the paperwork.

She set up a paper shredder below her printer/fax machines and trashed all the NPC forms.
And for the ones people actually handed in to her, she slapped with a huge red stamp, "DENYAAIED!".

Her's of course, she approved.

The thing to take away is, the Catte's player is seriously committed to his jokes, and follows through.

He actually made the "Application to Date Mistress Millie" form.

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>>45559803
and we've filled it out.

Fujoshi maid's form. 1/3

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>>45560031
2/3 Stamped and sent back

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>>45560059
3/3 Fixes made and slipped under the Catte's door

>>45541390
It means films like Shaft dumbass

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>>45557131
>Don't you have qt brown daughterus to be dicking planefag?

I NEVER HAD A CHANCE TO REFUSE

EVER

SHE JUMPED SAM WHILE HE WAS DRUNK AS HELL

NO, MISHA. SAM WAS DRUNK. WHAT YOU DID WAS *RAPE.* YOU *RAPED* SAM.

FWHEEE FWHEEEEE

>>45560932
KURDLED MILK

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>>45560932
You sound upset.

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>>45560932
>Man I really do hate haremfags and daughterufags
>oh hey I have a qt brown daughteru
>oh shit she's trying to seduce my PC this is great what do I do
>I could just use any of my others stats to not waifu and dick her but I don't want
>I know, I'll claim I was "merely role-playing an affection stat of 0" so I can let it happen
>oh man why are there three girls lusting after my PC
>I could just defend against their seduction attempts
>Nah, I'll "roleplay" and not defend against seduction
>this is a good plan now I will have three waifus and no one will be able to say I don't hate haremfags or daughterufags
>if anyone asks I was MERELY ROLEPLAYING
>eye'm a genius

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>>45561228
More accurate than you even know.

>>45559803

Katte's player is player i one day aspire to be.

>>45560932
>>45561228
This is it.

This is Planefag's Karmic retribution.
And it's glorious.

I played a kleptomaniac maid once.

The game died like two sessions in though.

Lots of meta memes. I did have a chainsaw I could summon from the ether and it was cool

anyone got the butler expansion?

>>45550959
He's not wrong though

I once had experience with an online game
>Master was a kid who had to fix his mansion to get his inheritance
>Hardened ex-mil butler
>Childhood friend type butler's daughter
>Tsundere trap maid
>Hidden trait busty witch
>Witch's catgirl familiar
It started out pretty normal, but everything went sideways when literal illegal aliens arrived to fix up the kitchen.

>>45561785
That's how half our sessions ended up.
Things would start pretty normal, with the staff making breakfast, doing the beds, helping the mistress get dressed, etc.

And then some chucklefuck (or the GM) rolls a random event and everything goes to Hell, or the Catte decides she wants to derail things again.

There was one time we woke up and somehow the Catte had replaced the Mistress's entire wardrobe (previously guy clothes) with a giant selection of outfits and accessories (exceptionally frilly, feminine, outfits that emphasized her body, etc.).
Which derailed the party trying to find the perfect outfit for the Mistress.

The amazing thing is that she somehow keeps managing to justify everything she does, with evidence and examples from previous sessions.
Her player has admitted to have folder full of derailing ideas and pulls from there when he feels like it.

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>>45561785
Ayys

I'm reading the rules for this now.

It looks fun, but is it even possible for people to play this IRL? Even in the character creation there's all kinds of perverted stuff. I don't think I'd be able to do it.

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>>45563141
>It looks fun, but is it even possible for people to play this IRL? Even in the character creation there's all kinds of perverted stuff. I don't think I'd be able to do it.

You are under no obligation to use 'em. In fact a lot of the rules take aim at mocking common lewd Japanese tropes (such as the item "Mysterious Vibrating Egg," read its description,) so if you were to play a chaste character that visits violence upon the lewd ones, it'd fit right in.

>>45547080
When I read it I felt like the author wanted it to be about sex but was too shy to go all out.
In the end I think it's a fun little game, but I can't really get myself to play a maid.

>>45564394
>When I read it I felt like the author wanted it to be about sex but was too shy to go all out.
Well, his other game is Zettai Reido, so...

>>45563141
I once ran a game where the players were a mercenary group tasked with escorting a high priest on his pilgrimage. Favor was refluffed into the merc's pay. It ended up being something like comedy journey to the west

It should be noted that this is the censored version, see the "nun approved" supplement posted above for what got cut.

Honestly trying to play it IRL would require a kind of gentleman agreement about what not to do. You don't go to a D&D game with an absolutely broken, unbeatable build and likewise you don't show up to cute girls doing cute things the RPG in your latex body suit and gimp hood looking for live action ERP. That said, I'd never run this at a con.

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>>45561785
Damn you for making me dig through my old shit to find this image

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>>45564465
>Zettai Reido
Goddamn

>>45561228

I will thank you to remember, that a harem is all about multiple women orbiting a single cock. In this case the girls fuck each OTHER as much as they do the guy, and one of them isn't even into guys that much!

SO THERE

>>45565273
>Kurdish girl, chunni sword girl, and Catte are all in love with him
>his cock turned a lesbian chuuni sword girl bi
>all of there affection revolves around him and they each depend on him in someway
>t-the chunni sword girl and the catte fuck on occassion th-therefore it's not a harem!

I binged those logs the other players linked.
It's a harem.

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>>45565273
>>45565400

Is there some place where this game is actually frequently played? Aside from this place and IRL stuff, it doesn't seem to get around, and I don't know too many people IRL who'd be willing to play as maids..

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>>45565273
>>45565400
>I WAS MERELY ROLEPLAYING!

>>45565400
>I binged those logs
And? Opinions beyond AeroSexual and Sam being in denial?

>>45565400
>It's a harem.

AND IT'LL PROBABLY END WITH SAM'S HEAD IN A FUCKING BAG, THUS VINDICATING ME IN THE END

>>45561785
>What is maid quest
I'll take nice try, anon for 400 Alex

>>45566241
Who ever is playing the Catte is a THAT GUY and a faggot.
The kind of player I fear having in my games because my plots would be thrown into the dumpster.

Roomba is the sweetest girl though.

I just feel sorry for the mistress, though I guess it's her fault for being so dense.
Was that intentional? Or was the GM also dense?

>>45566570
GM's first time running game, but it is intentional.

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>>45566570
>The kind of player I fear having in my games because my plots would be thrown into the dumpster.
>muh plots
>in maid
>IN MAID
nigga.

>>45566570
>Who ever is playing the Catte is a THAT GUY and a faggot.
If this was any other system I'd agree with you, but seriously there are tables of ideas both the players and DM can use to derail the game. Catte is just a walking random event table, albeit a scheming one.

>>45566682

You can actually pay favor (1d6) to MAKE the GM rol for a random event.

So anyone

at anytime

can fucking blow the lid off EVERYTHING

IT'S AMAZING

>>45566437
Aren't you Samantha now, by the way of gender bending? Hopefully your sweet brown won't find the same drink or you're gonna be a mommy.

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>>45566570
>>45566682
>I am the THAT GUY
You know I can't argue this.

I've made, lets see here...
>The mistress, who had so far never abused her position, use orders for her own selfish desires
>Sam, who abandoned his country and his duty for his waifus
>Sam's player, who I corrupted into a haremfag and a daughterufag, two types of anons he's detested for years

So that's a PC, the GMPC, and a person in real life that I've corrupted.
And they each choose to do so on their free will.
I never placed them in a Catch-22 where they'd be force to fall. I rather manipulated the situation where they had the choice to fall. laughed with glee as they happily took it of their own accord.

I think the taste of victory is all that much sweeter this way.

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Envious. This all sounds really fun.

>>45566956
>Implying you all haven't had a blast playing some of the most angsty, fucked up, trauma laden maids to ever be rolled up as characters for this system

>>45567394
See, that's the thing. As much as the Catte crows about "victory" and "keikaku", I'm just having fun playing around with unique characters.

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>>45566716
I played Maid once. The GM didn't do anything besides have the Master be the most normal fag who just wanted to play vidya games.
The players spent every last bit of favor they gained on generating Random events. At all times.
At one point we dragged the master to the beach where upon we were attacked by, in no particular order, a Dragon, Ninjas, Mermaids, and an Iceberg.
I got to give the master shaved ice. It was a good day.

>>45567489
What makes Catte annoying is that he's basically been in this thread and on IRC, crowing about how amazing he is.

>>45567884
It hasn't even been that bad.

>>45567948
This is how he is in every IRC he ever is in. He probably is bragging right now about how awesome he is that he's annoying somebody else.

>>45561228 was him. It's what he does.

>>45567948
He was literally bragging about this since earlier this morning.

Chuuni maid is my favorite. She's adorable.

these are oddly realistic scenarios.

>>45550012
It gets better. All you need to say is

>Planefag
>3D girls
>harem
>Wyoming

honk honk

>>45568983
Stop posting, Catte.

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>>45569023
Not quite.

No.

This thread needs to be archived on suptg.

>>45569239
Sure, go for it Catte.

>>45569260
Catte's pompous faggotry is only making this story funnier.

>>45567543
>and an Iceberg.

DESCRIBE.

I feel like my life is incomplete without being able to play this.
Sucks to be on the wrong side of the world.

>>45570963
With the power of NEETs and the internet with enough searching you can find people for any time zone. I wonder if someones bothered to try making a game setup for it on Roll20?

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>>45571364
> r20
> one game looking for players
> it's PST time zone

Being a maid in waiting is suffering.

>>45569465
Imagine a NEET, hiding in the shade of an umbrella, a Elf Meido in a school swimsuit trying to convince the NEET to come and play Volleyball with the rest of his maids.
Then the NEET looks to the ocean, and pure horror crosses his face. Then the elf, followed by the rest of the Maids look, as a giant fucking Iceberg comes barreling out of the Ocean straight towards us.
We grabbed the master and tried to get out of the way, only for the iceberg to change course and plow through water and sand in an attempt to run us down.
We never found out why an iceberg wanted us dead because one of the other maids used an item called a 'maid fist', which if i remember right gave some nice combat bonuses at the cost of triggering a random event each time you attack with it, and tried to go all One Punch Maid on the unruly block of ice.
And that's where the Dragons, Ninjas, and mermaids came from.

>>45571543
WEST COAST BEST COAST!

>>45572350
That's a funny way to spell worst

>>45572544
It's like you WANT to die in a hurricane or something.

>>45572801
It's like you want to be buried alive in an earthquake and culturally overrun. Besides, it's just a little rain.

>Fairly confident that I could pull together an online group to play maid at least on a one-shot basis
>Don't trust myself to not try and just ape other people's shenanigans.
I know it doesn't work like that, each lightning you bottle has to be your own, but still.

>>45573248
Don't worry, just do it. The one good thing the game has to it's design is that it gives incredible autonomy and incentive for players to make their own game out of it. Roll everything randomly and run with what you get and you're pretty much guaranteed to have an original, chaotic game.

Because of this thread I made my usual group roll maids. They are wary but I hope fun will be had. One of them rolled perfectly and his story writes itself !

>pure loli
>dark past : delinquant
>wooden sword as a weapon
>maid roots : unrequited love

That's probably a yakuza's daughter or something and she fled her home when she met the master, seeing the error of beating up people with a wooden sword, but kept the weapon anyways as a memento or something !

>>45573573
Sounds like the Chuuni maid, except replace Yakuza with an organization of chuuni assassins.

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>>45573573
The power of love unlocked the pure girl trapped inside her
I love it when the traits come together like that. I hope they have fun with it if you get em to go through with a game, anon

>>45551466
But i have a terrible voice.

>>45575158
let us be the judge of that.

The Catte is a damn menace.

Holy fuck.
I had completely dismissed MAID as an awkward fetish game, but who knew it's apparently really fun.

>>45576281
It's only as erpy as you make it. The options with fetish potential are there, but the game doesn't revolve around them. The presence of those features in the game often deter people from it, especially given how closely they follow from the premise of ostensibly submissive anime maids working to please their master, but those features are definitely not front and center and are easily dispensable.

It's like an anime that has a lot of weird fanservice that is actually pretty easy to ignore, but nonetheless scares people away who might otherwise really enjoy the rest of the show.

>>45574042
I hope too ! I have tons of ideas and the random event table to help me so this should be a cool game regardless of my skill as a GM.

Hello /tg/, I have read the rules and I have a question with the way the Mansion is created. It says :
>Step 6: Create Encounter Table
>Create an encounter table you can roll on using 1D6. Write down the name of the maids [...] and assign a number to each. Fill in the blanks with the master's name.

What purpose does this table serve ? What do I roll with it ? I haven't seen anything related to this after that part.

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Bumping with a cute little mistress

>>45578040
The encounter table is for determining who {random thing] happens to for some of the random events, or generally for picking a target at random.
Fill the table with 6 names and then roll a d6.
Personally I just make everyone roll luck, because the game encourages you to make excuses to use the luck stat.

>>45537677

Nay, it uses a d6 system actually.

Also. how crazy you make it and how much romance and sex are involved (and whether you even use the stock "seduction" system) are up to you.

Its strengths are it can be adapted to many different settigns and the level of mundanity and craziness can be easily shifted around.

I've been in 3 games of MAID.

1 largely involved a adventure and politics. (set in the distant future and starting on one of the many planets humanity has colonized by this time)

1 was more of a "buddy cop" and "action movie" game. (modern earth and rather mundane)

1 is still ongoing and seems to be involving a lot of family drama, personal growth, and dealing with ones past mistakes with bits of whimsy and comic relief thrown in to lighten things up. (modern setting on an earth that is also a fantasy kitchen sink)

>tfw was a manservant in MAID
>not a trapmaid, clearly a man
Never do this. They will do terrible things to you.

>>45578972
An explanation like that is not enough for me to understand.

>>45578972
Could one play a butler, as per the game´s rules or is that not safe either?

>>45578774
Okay thanks !

>>45579027
One can play a butler and they are super cook but they also have disavantages compared to maids.

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>>45578943
>>45537677
>>45537638

In game 1

The master was a young noble who had lost his parents and much of his fortune, and had a more powerful family angling to snag his title by forcing him to marry into their line before he could rebuild his fortunes.

While all the PCs were talented or skilled they had rather different personalities and had never worked together before. After making the Master's current abode (a suitably luxurious and stately mansion to host peers that he'd managed to get a hold of though a combination of calling in favors and the fact that the region it was built in had recently undergone a civil war so land values were crap and the mansion itself was both abandoned and needed to have the minefields around it cleared away)

after foiling a kidnapping attempt and learnin the full scope of the master's problems we convinced him that, instead of just surrendering to the other family, we would take the remains of his fortune and purchase a starship and set out to both make new political allies and find business and trade opportunities that would allow him to begin to rebuild his financial base at the same time.

Game 2

The master was a member of a wealthy Arab-Italian business family and was being targeted for kidnapping.

One of the maid's (the "old cop") had pretty much grown up beside the master and was friend, servant, and bodyguard.

The other two (the "young guns") had been brought in on a trial basis and the first job the three of them had been given together was to find the people who were trying to kidnap the master, find out why they were trying to do this, and put a stop to them.

Game 3 is still ongoing. It has been the "wackiest", but, as you might be able to tell from how I described it, is not just "lol random Woo!".


I hope this has helped you.

>>45578972
One of my players rolled "Secretly a Guy" so he's pretty thrilled about the upcoming game... I think this will be fun since nobody knows how he became a maid either.

>>45578972
>played a trap maid
>GM makes me roll Will to not get hard in front of the others
>tfw maintained the secret for a long time because I kept rolling 6s on my Will

>>45556142
>Where do you even get a wok out of nowhere like that?

its called 4D Uniform. It's one of the stock Maid Powers on the "Skill" table you can potentially get at Chargen depending on how the dice gods are feeling.

>>45579221
My god this is a great idea ! I am keeping this for later use.

>>45578972
What horrible things did they do to you, anon?

>>45579247
I'm pretty sure he means the wok they used to burn everything IRL, anon.

OP here. Almost finished with rules This and the stories in the thread make me want to run a maid rpg styled quest.

>>45580442
Sorry, meant to post in the weekend quest thread..

Anyway, what do you guys think about the character´s in the rule book? Kamiya for example.

>>45579096
>Game 3 is still ongoing. It has been the "wackiest", but, as you might be able to tell from how I described it
but you didn't

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>>45579221
The willboner was stronk.

The world needs more Catte players to help spice up games.

Please teach me your ways you glorious Catte!

>>45578661
>The butler is just Berserker
>Powerful physical stats, bonuses to not get entangled in the maid bullshit
heh
>>45545669
>You guys put the seduction rules to a vote
DON'T CALL IT A GRAVE, THIS IS LITERALLY THE FUTURE YOU CHOSE

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Man, fuck Catte, Sam, and the rest of the party. Because of you lot MAIDS has now shot up to one of my most-desired games to play, but I know I will never be part of an online community that would make such a thing possible.

My only hope would be random Internet groups, an we all know how good my chances for that is. Damnit!

>>45582097
You're just excusing yourself.
I gathered players for an Aberrant game with no holds barred (that is, the players were free to play their magical realms - it's actually not cringy at all, and I'm surprised too) a few months ago, and we've had half a dozen sessions that all went off with no hitches. Everyone's nice (though mentioning YGO will get the chat screeching off topic in two seconds flat as two of the players go at it), the games go well and it's bloody great fun.
The good games are out there, and they're even more likely to be good if it's a rare game, especially one that's hard to find people to play with IRL like Maid. People will act much nicer when the group isn't a dime a dozen and the fanbase isn't a huge, multimillion-strong mix of normies and Those Guys like a lot of big-league games.
If I didn't have a ton on my plate right now, in fact, I'd be right in with you. I say go for it - a failed game isn't going to mean you'll never play Maid, but not trying at all sure as hell does.

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>>45581010
Ah shit one of you found me

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>>45582467
I've known you were here from the start, brooooooooooother.

>>45582211
>People will act much nicer when the group isn't a dime a dozen and the fanbase isn't a huge, multimillion-strong mix of normies and Those Guys like a lot of big-league games.
Huh, I never considered that, especially since all I've ever been able to find games for is Shadowrun and D&D.

Alright, I guess I'll have to try if my current online game fizzles. What's the best way to play a text-based online MAIDS game?

>>45582698
Roll20 is generally your best bet. The community is shit, but you probably aren't going to find any Maid players on there either. Better to just ask in this thread or in the JTRPG general.

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>>45582555
As soon as I posted the story about the Stella encounter I wondered if one of you would find it

>>45582734
Different anon. Looked for a maid game on roll20 and found only one that was supposed to be a oneshot.

>>45582734
Huh, for some reason I always assumed Roll20 was only compatible with d20 systems.

Guess I got some reading to do, thanks Anon.

>>45582097
>My only hope would be random Internet groups, an we all know how good my chances for that is. Damnit!

As Sam's player, I can sympathize. Every online group I have ever joined - aside from this one - has been a trainwreck of autism. I think MaidRPG *really* helps lessen that issue because there's so little crunch; it's damn near freeform.

The key to Maid is to find a group of friends to play with - as in, people who are ALREADY your friends. You can use the base system mechanics without using the MAID parts if you want; shit you could run a WWI game with MAID's mechanics if you really want, with stress explosions being SQUAD BROKEN issues. When you play with FRIENDS you are most concerned about having fun WITH one another, not one-upping anyone. Half the giggles we've had in our game are because of this - hell, most of em, in fact. I've seen everyone go out of their way to give someone else more screentime just for the hell of it and/or pull them into the current shenanigans.

Y'all gotta love one another, right n- fuck. No. I can never love that song again. THANKS, CATTE.

>>45583174
The only thing about doing it as a text game over roll20 is you'll want to segregate OOC from IC in some meaningful way. If the group is small enough, just alternating between speaking OOC and speaking IC with player/character names might be okay, but there's also running your ooc discussion on skype or something and reserving the roll20 log for IC actions only.

Contrary to what a lot of people believe, an all-text game is actually much easier to keep track of because people can't talk over each other and it's possible to backread the discussion. It can get a little confusing when there are multiple threads of conversation at once, but if you haven't mastered that skill you haven't been in enough chats.

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>>45582851
Well, you were right.

>>45582097
>>45583209

Sam's player is on it. I'm playing a roll20 campaign of something else right now, and the only reason it's been a good experience is because the group is united in its sense of purpose to go forth and have tons of fun without stepping on each other. Online games can be tough to get ass-in-chair for, but people are having fun and enjoy playing with one another, so they are willing to show up week after week and pay attention (more or less) to what's going on instead of finding other things to do.

We actually started out as strangers, but we met off roll20 in a space catering to a couple of narrow interests so that helped us gel I suppose. Then characters were made as a group effort riffing off each other's ideas, and the actual for serious plot of the game/it's big bad were an idea the players had themselves in the early brainstorming stages and we all immediately fell in love with it. By the time we started they knew each other's characters on a basic level and juuust enough meta knowledge of the big bad to be excited about bringing them down. It really smoothed over the awkward starting bit.

As long as everyone is on board and you have a clear, common interest and a basic respect for each other (and open communication channels), your chances are pretty good!

>>45583209
>The key to Maid is to find a group of friends to play with - as in, people who are ALREADY your friends.
That might be my best bet. My longtime gaming group is a bunch of normies that would balk at the notion of MAIDS--the exact same as I did before I read the stories in this topic. Maybe I'll take the mercenaries idea expressed earlier...

>>45583290
>segregate OOC from IC in some meaningful way.
Unfortunate Roll 20 isn't robust enough to do that itself, thanks for the heads-up.

>>45582855
As said, that's not what you do.
You ask people, usually on here, if they want to start up a game. The Roll20 community in itself is too Wil Wheaton to be reliable, so you just put out the word among people here who want to play. It's not like you have to be an admin to set up a game or the like - you can set up whatever game you want, as long as you take the initiative.
Just a heads-up - it'll go a lot easier if you offer to be the GM. Someone needs to do it, and if you can do it, you've already gotten one of the hardest parts about gathering a group down.

>>45583598
The one time I was in a roll20 game, we kept everything IC in the roll20 chat, and then for OOC talk we used skype, both text and voice. It could also work with a room on an irc server, teamspeak, discord, whatever chat service or voip you want.
Still, imo the biggest thing is to have the ability to read back the IC material. The fact that in text your words and actions have to be typed out and that takes time means that things are already a bit asynchronous. Might as well use it your advantage and let people refill their drinks/grab snacks/shit without having to notify the group and putting talk on hold.

>>45583611
Sorry, my mistake.

The only experience with tabletop games that I have, is reading the core rulebooks and /tg/, so I´d probably make a terrible GM. Only been looking for a roll20 game in order to gather experience. Maid looked easy enough for that.

Asked my brother for a game and he wlaked away, laughing.

>>45583678
This. It's actually pretty great when two characters are having some kind of meaningful conversation, the other players can take the time to hit the head or whatever and still come back and know what went down. And if you have to skip a session or so because of reasons, you can always look back at your logs to remember for certain what had happened. It's hardly an essential thing, but it's very nice.

Plus I don't have to listen to people with bad microphones, attempts to do voices, inappropriately chosen background music, the like.

>>45583738
It's okay, mate. The only way you'll get better is to give it a shot. People are usually sympathetic to a first time GM as long as you're clearly trying. Maid would probably work for it, too, because it is pretty light, but it also comes with certain expectations (as this thread has demonstrated) that need to be managed.

If you can't actually find a group to play with, watch or listen to some actual play recordings? Preferably for the game you want to run, but anything of reasonable quality should be enough to show you the feel of people sitting around a table rolling dice to decide what happens. "Tabletop" is actually not bad for showing a game if you don't mind Wil Wheaton, though it's a bit scripted.

You'll never get there if you don't try, though. And if you want to build a group, /tg/ has its problems but if you get along with most of the board anyway it's not a bad place to look for players with similar interests.

>>45583918
Kay. Will be watching several recordings then.

Before, I play, I have to work on setting and plot anyway, or I just take one of the sample sessions. From what I´ve read of the random events, the player´s would be taking quite a load of my shoulder´s.

And sorry for this last question, but who is this wheaton guy you speak. I only vaquely remember an actor from star trek tng with that name. Could be wrong, though.

>>45584105
That's him. He's an actor who hosts the youtube show "Tabletop" which showcases a variety of tabletop games, roleplaying and non, and styles himself a major figure in "geek" culture. He's pretty polarizing is all.

>>45583738
You don't have to be scared of starting out knowing jack. I started as a GM by picking up the Vampire: the Masquerade Revised rulebook, and that was that. No Internet, no asking other people, just winging it together with a bunch of other edgy teens.
I sucked in the beginning, of course, but you're always going to suck in the beginning. No matter what, you're going to be bad in the beginning, because GMing is a hard job. Pussyfooting around the issue will only make it hurt more when you finally get to it, because nothing can replace practical experience when you've read the rulebook properly. The worst thing in my book is people who do research out their asses because they want to be good straight out the gate, but the only thing you'll gain from that is an inflated sense of self-worth.
GMing is mainly improvisation, reading the mood, setting a scene and knowing how to keep a poker face - those are things you learn by sitting down at the table and playing a game. The only things you can become especially good at before playing your first game are narrative tricks, and you should know the ones you need if you've ever written a story and can read your players' mood.
Everyone's been through their beginning years, and if you get shat on, it's because those players expect everyone else to be as good from the get-go as they are now, and have forgotten that they blew in the beginning. I've "raised", so to say, about a dozen roleplayers from the ground up, and everyone sucks in the beginning to some degree. The only thing that matters in the end is how hard they're willing to work to fix it.

>>45584230
He doesn´t look all that much like shut up wesley. Point´s in his favor.

Going to watch tabletop tommorrow. Need to go to bed for work, if the thread´s still up tommorrow, I will be checking back in. Good Night.

>>45584302
Thanks for those words, anon. Will be keeping them in mind for the future.

>>45583209
I have to agree with what Sam said, MaidRPG really really needs a healthy does of MST3K mantra to be playable for most grognards here.
Of course a good dose of loving friendship between each other doesn't hurt either.

It seems there are 90 unique posters in this thread, so there is interest. Even if you're a new GM try starting up a game yourself and get people hooked, it looks like it's not too hard to rotate GMs if you collectively fall in love with the setting. I know I did!

>>45584105
a worthless, personally loathsome has-been whose sole claim to fame was said role

suffice it to say the actor's more of a shit than his character was

>>45584671
>Roomba endorses love as the answer
No surprises here.

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>>45537677
The idea is you're anime maids not irl maids, you do things that aren't housework as well.

>>45584709
Silly Snare! Love isn't the answer! Love is the question!

The answer is yes.

>>45579094
Butlers are like 2nd edition Paladins. Mechanically, they are inarguably superior to other characters, but they have a bibleful of caveats and rules to abide by. Well, it isn't that long, but it's incredibly restrictive because of the degree to which they contrast with the spirit of the game. Also like Paladins, they represent Order to counter the Maid's chaos.

>>45537677
>Roll 1d20 to clean the book shelf?
I recall a session that started by cleaning at the old library. Tome fell out and it... summoned something. Rest of the session was spent getting rid of it.

>>45585053
What happened?

The last time I played this game I ended up a vampire with the personality of Imperfect Cell and the fighting style of Jetstream Sam.

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>>45585605
Consider it a success.

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It's good to see a Maid thread getting this much attention. Good on ya, Teege.

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Chuuni-maid player here. If anybody is undecided about a setting, I might have something for you.

I talked about this one idea with a friend that ended up being a setting that is basically Typical Shonen Anime But With Maids and varying levels of seriousness vs. silliness.

The basic background is that the maid job market is thinning due to the prevalence of 2D and it becoming easier and easier to interact with waifus. Cute maids alone just won't cut it anymore. And the economy has hit a major slump; in response, the rich and powerful are less willing to part with their money. Having more than one maid is seen as a luxury; more than two is frivilous. More than three is nearly unheard of.

So all the companies that hire out maids must compete for the few remaining contracts on the field of maidery; who can cook the tastiest food? Who is most capable of defending their master? Who has the best singing voice? Can they care for sick animals? The maids also compete in in other, less obvious fields, like calligraphy, dancing, construction, fishing, vidya, painting, and whatever other things the master believes they'll need to be good at (this is to keep things interesting). As their potential master is a spectator in these clashes, they are a Big Deal, for the maids involved, and for their sponsors. It is by their word who is the winner at the end of the day. It is up to the Master, or Mistress, which maid, and by extension, which company, will get the needed paycheck.

Meanwhile, the dreaded Butlers wait patiently for the best opportunity to strike.

(cont)

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>>45587659
This setup would have the maids directly competing against one another for favor through a series of trials. At the end of the day, the maid with the most favor gets hired (or not, it's up to the master who, if anyone, wins), and the player with the winning maid rolls up a new maid for the next competition/session. How you organize it probably depends on group size and whether or not you want to have an ongoing story. You can go with a 1-vs-1 style tournament arc against other maid NPCs and other PCs if you have a large enough number of players, with the maids in the audience (and even the losers) providing colorful commentary. You can even do 2-vs-2 team style tournaments for a wealthy master who wants a matched set.

Shonen cliches are highly encouraged. Have at least one pair of rivals. If there's a close match between two maids, spend favor to summon a random event that hopefully tips the scales in your favor, or use your Risky Secret Technique, or memories of your sickly mother who needs expensive medicine to keep going, to enhance your stat or die roll. Has your maid failed the competition too many times? They go off on Secret Hardcore Training. If a player can't make it but doesn't want the game to be put on hold, Something Happened To Them and they come back later claiming sabotage. And be prepared to ham up your roles in whatever capacity you can. Feel the ham. Embrace the ham. Be the ham. Hug your destiny, meido. Hug it.

I hope this inspires some people!

>>45587659
>chuuni maid proposes competitions involving skill and strength
Brace for Catte to propose the Troll-ger Games.

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>>45587727
Yes, my friend calls it Hunger Maids, too.

Roomba suggests avoiding strictly physical combat and for maids to figure out how to play to their strengths. If you're strong, that's good and all, but how do you fare at other stuff, or against a cunning enemy? If you're skilled, can you still beat someone with phenomenal luck or someone who put their heart (affection) into everything they cook? And having higher will means you can suffer losses without having a stress explosion that could cost them precious favor. A match where the outcome is already known from the beginning begs for the would-be loser to, at the very least, put on a very strong showing. Go with shounen logic!

I guess this places a lot of the creative burden on the GM. A random table for choosing competitions might help matters.

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>>45587974
Also a random event table for stuff you can invoke ("I'm actually left handed", "IT CANNOT BE", "She's fast!", family cheering someone on, A MYSTERIOUS MASKED FIGURE, etc.). Not all of them would be to the user's benefit. They'd have different effects similar to existing random event tables.

>>45587974
I have an image of that one maid who loses every competition despite a pure heart and love of service walking alone into the sunset.


And now I'm sad

>>45588662
But they could come back having gone on training quest for one last attempt at glory and a steady job, or better yet come back with a disciple trained to surpass their love of all things maid and become history's strongest meido!

>>45589095
They could also take over for the master of the meido competitions, becoming a vital wizened mentor figure for the younger contestants

>>45589095
History's Maidliest Disciple?

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>Running through maid creation
>Overactive Imagination, Bandages
Is it Chuuni time?

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>>45589412
You better roll a silly maid weapon like summoning or magic to complete it

>>45589889
Strangely enough, magic.

>>45583492
What the FUCK is going on with her right leg.

>>45592202
QUALITY is what's going on

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>>45592202
Obviously a LOT

>>45592202
Doesn't matter, tits and guns

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>>45587686
I think it would be a fun thing to do even without the whole setting. Who wouldn't want an over the top maid tournament ? There could be the usual maid stuff like dusting old bookshelves, but this time with maid powers to cheat/hit the competition, and then unusual shit like corrida or true maid battles. I might be storing that idea for latter use, thanks anon !

On another note, I just read the seduction optionnal rule and I'm wondering if there is a way to end a relationship except with a tragedy ? Is it only up to the seducer or can the seduced do a roll sometime in the game or something ?
Thanks for you help,this is a great thread.

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>>45594341
A situation like that has never really come up in my games. Although, since the Tragedy rules are completely optional (and they even suggest not using them), you can feel free to think up your own way to end one

>maid powers to cheat
>that time my maid and another player's ninja maid got into a cleaning challenge where we needed to clean more windows on the outside of the house
>the ninja maid is getting to the second story windows with ease
>use 4D Dress to steal the hookshot from one of the other maid's rooms
>GM asks me to roll Athletics to use it
>keep rolling too low to actually climb up
>resort to trying to steal the ninja maid's cleaning supplies with 4D Dress
>lose the contested roll
>I stop trying and just watch the sunset as she finishes up
>for winning the ninja got to play with her huge chest

After trying generating a character three times, I have found myself with:

>A black-haired killer immune to pain who became a maid to redeem herself and reverts back to her former killer self when overstressed,
>A pure and boyish quiet one-eyed vampire slave who's a member of a fringe political organization, drinks her problems away and uses a stupidly oversized revolver,
>And a blonde-haired blue eyed sexy/cool type maid who wears a transparent metal cheongsam that also has the power of Hammerspace, covers one of her eyes with her hair, and is a cyborg with internal weaponry that also practices Onmyodo while training to become the perfect bride.

The character creation in this can get absolutely insane and I love it, I wish I had friends to play this with.

>>45594589
It's a lot more fun than it looks.