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>>45525460
But it's not like you got out of it unscathed. You, Heerman, and Sam took some serious damage defending San Clemente. Johnston and White Plains didn't fare much better, with Johnston's Rig practically shredded to piece from shell hits and White Plains literally down to her last squadron of planes. ALL of you had suffered serious hull and component damage in one way or another.

Fortunately, Luce, Wren, and Daly didn't take any significant damage during that battle, but they were pretty badly fatigued having to go back and forth to mop up the last of the Abyssals.

And last you checked, the star of the show, Midway herself, was still out there, keeping a watchful on for any potential followup attacks.

Right now, you were soaking by yourself. To one side, you could see Heerman and White Plains sitting side by side. Luce, Wren and Daly were all gathered around a very smug looking Johnston. Sam seemed to be lounging all by herself.

And to the side, you could see that the personnel here had installed a large flatscreen TV into the room, no doubt to pass the time waiting for repairs. Maybe you could find out some more info from it?

>Talk to Heerman and White Plains
>Talk to Johnston and the Fletchers
>Talk to Sam.
>Watch TV
>Other

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You're already beautiful

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>>45525465
>>Watch TV
Welp time to see the aftermath.

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>>45525465
>Talk to Heerman and White Plains

Live, from /tg/, it's FRIDAY NIGHT
This week, WoWS sees update 0.5.3 drop, resetting their twisted commander skill assignments and handing out free respecs.
Winter event approaches its final week. Have you gotten your Zara and farmed a Prinz yet?
KanColle Kai for the PS Vita releases, revealing the USS Iowa as the first US ship to be implemented in the game. It also reveals more maps extending to the Pearl Harbor and the US west coast and featuring Abyssalzona
Planefag, eat your heart out

>>45525465
>>Talk to Johnston and the Fletchers

Hadn't interacted much with Johnston, really, and avoiding the hard talk with Sam until later seems like a good idea.

>>45525537
>Arizona goes abyssal
>first words are telling Settle how much of a shit he is

>>45525465
>Watch TV

I kinda want to hear some international news.

>>45525465
>>Talk to Sam.

>>45525465
>Watch TV
TV Tiem!

>>45525465
>Talk to Heerman and White Plains

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>>45525537
So what's Kancolle Kai exactly? And how does it relate to the web browser?

>>45525465
>>Talk to Heerman and White Plains

>>45525465

>Watch TV

Curious how everything else is going. Any word on the East Coast?

>>45525465
>Talk to Sam.
Let's try to learn about that battle lust she had back at Clemente.

>>45525707
It's the PS Vita version of Kancolle. Built ground-up, plays in a manner which seems not dissimilar to XCOMcolle if what I've heard is true. No ties to the browser game.

>>45525751
XCOMcolle?

>>45525784
I mean
It's sort of grid-based, there's more tactical control in its engagements, and resource management and such are now governed by a turn system

>>45525465
>>Watch TV

For news

>>45525465
>>Talk to Sam.

>>45525465
>>Talk to White Plains
She'll want to fangirl about Midway.

>>45525465
>>Talk to Heerman and White Plains

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>>45525465
You slide over closer to the wall mounted TV, where you could see that the current program that was on was some sort of CNN news report. Booooooring, but right now it was focused on the Abyssal attack, which you suppose should at least garner some interest. You look to see a rather tired looking reporter standing on the shore, the camera looking out to the sea where the sun was starting to dip perilously low to the horizon, filling the screen with soft orange light. In the distance, multitudes of ships, boats, helicopters, and planes could be seen swarming in the skies and sea, ruthlessly skimming every each of sea floor for any remaining Abyssals. You could even Midway's postwar fighters zipping about as well, as the shipgirl herself could be distantly seen skating casually along the water.

Meanwhile, closer to the camera, you could see a CNN reporter standing next to a naval officer, who you recognize as that Lieutenant you had talked to before. The strained look on his face indicated that he would very much rather be anywhere than in front of a news camera. Must have drawn the short straw among his fellow officers. Poor guy.

"Now, Lieutenant." The reporter continues her line of questioning that you had missed before. "We were assured that Abyssal attacks on the American mainland were impossible, and yet here we've seen quite the opposite. Does the US Navy have any comments on this?"

"The Abyssals have always proven to be a dangerous and unpredictable enemy." The Lieutenant says carefully and diplomatically. "In addition, while we have said that the shores of the United States are secure, we have never said an attack would never occur. And, as you have seen, the Abyssals were successfully repelled. Now, if you excuse me, we still have many cleanup operations to take care of before it gets dark. We will answer more questions at another time."

(cont)

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>>45526084
With that, the Lieutenant curtly marches away. The gathered reporters and cameramen attempt to follow for one last question, but are blocked by a line of grim faced Military Police.

"There you have." The reporter says. "Now, if you're just tuning in, the city of San Diego had just been the target of yet another Abyssal attack. Thankfully, casualties have been kept to a minimum, thanks to the efforts of these shipgirls caught on camera."

Suddenly, the screen cuts to a shaky, fuzzy, and obviously amateur camera recording. No doubt some brave and foolish civilian staying behind to get a shot. However, you're shocked to see that the camera was focusing on YOU. You and Luce, Wren, and Daly as you fended off the Abyssal attempt to attack Sea World. It even stayed long enough to show you taking out that battleship, with you distracting it as Luce, Wren, and Daly sunk her with a well aimed torpedo spread.

"This is one of the few times shipgirls have been seen in action. While we have sent requests to the Navy for identification of the shipgirls in question, the Navy so far has not provide any comment." The reporter continues.

"Well, looks like you're a celebrity now!" Sam chuckles darkly as she floats over to her side. Her arms and body wrapped in heavy bandages due to the previous damage she had suffered. "Once you're on camera, it's only a matter of time before they suss out your identity!"

>A celebrity? Sounds kinda cool.
>Oh god no.
>W-what's the worst that can happen...?
>Other

>>45526111
>>Oh god no.

I already have poorly drawn porn of me, what will happen now?

>>45526111
>Oh god no.

>>45526111
>>Oh god no.
Fanboys and Fangirls...

>>45526111
>W-what's the worst that can happen...?

>>45526111

>W-what's the worst that can happen...?

>>45526111
>Oh god no.
First it's fans, then it's me being used as a pin-up girl to get more funding for Navy. No thank you!

>>45526111
>>W-what's the worst that can happen...?

>>45526111
>W-what's the worst that can happen...?

>>45526111
>>Oh god no.
>>W-what's the worst that can happen...?

>>45526111
>Oh god no.
please. no.

>>45526111
>W-what's the worst that can happen...?

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>>45526161
>pin-up girl to get more funding for Navy
Does that mean there's Iowa pinups?

>>45526111
>Oh god no.

>>45526111
>W-what's the worst that can happen...?

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>>45526284
of course

>>45525460
Has Merc seen today's leaked artwork of Arizona's abyssal form?

>>45526161
my god, we're too late to save the purity of shipgirls. now there are teenaged boys fapping to posters of us! We all know the horrors of having sexually frustrated sailors on deck.

>>45525592
>all that torn-open gore right down her middle

Look closely

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>>45526111
"Hahaha." You laugh nervously. "W-what's the worst that can happen...?"

"Well, first you're gonna start getting mail. Lots of it." Sam smiles. Half if it is gonna just be genuine letters of appreciations. Girls who wanna be like, or people grateful for you defending their country. Then there's the ones from the creepers trying to ask you out or marry you or get naked pictures of you. Aaaaand then there's the real nasty fuckers who tell you that you're an abomination and don't deserve to live."

"Wonderful." You groan.

"And you'll have deal with people trying to get interviews and photo ops with you. The Admiral usually does a good job of telling them to fuck off, but a few of them slip through the cracks occasionally."

"Ugh."

"And then..." Sam grins evilly. "The porn. All of the porn."

"I thought that was already a thing." You sigh.

"Oh no, you don't understand." Sam's grin goes wider. "It'll go WORLDWIDE. A rough artist's depiction of your tits and vag, all for the world to see!"

>This is gonna suck.
>Could be worse...
>LOSING CONTROL OF THE SITUATION
>Other

>>45526407
>literally one of the first few posts
GEE I WONDER

>>45526478
>>LOSING CONTROL OF THE SITUATION
PANIC

>>45526478
>>Could be worse...
Try not to imagine Anna porn, fail miserably

>>45526478
>>This is gonna suck.

>>45526478
>>LOSING CONTROL OF THE SITUATION

>>45526478
>Heh heh heh...
>>This is gonna suck.

>>45526478
>Could be worse...

>>45526478
>LOSING CONTROL OF THE SITUATION

>>45526478
>>This is gonna suck.

>>45526478
>>Could be worse...

>>45526478
>LOSING CONTROL OF THE SITUATION
>DESTROY ALL EVIDENCE!
>ALL OF IT!

We find Anna's stash of Hoel porn when?

>>45526478
>>Could be worse...
"I'm sure it cant be that bad"
I'm just assuming hoel is not aware of how fucked up the internet can be right?

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>>45526606
Soon

>>45526478
>LOSING CONTROL OF THE SITUATION

>>45526626
"SAAAAAAM! Why do I have a penis in half of these?"

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>>45526606
When she's gotta go on a sortie and she bumps into us, a doujin dropping out of her coat and onto the floor.

She's gotta find SOME way to entertain herself while doing comms duty far from the front.

>>45526478
>>LOSING CONTROL OF THE SITUATION

OH GOD NOOOO!!!! AAAARRRGGHHH!!!!

>>45526606
"Oh look it's Anna's computer and a folder labeled Hoel, I wonder what's inside!"

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>>45526478
>LOSING CONTROL OF THE SITUATION
why!? why would you do such a thing!? this isn't the america I remember!

>>45526690
>It's 30,000 words of smut
>Anna turns out to be a prolific fanfic author

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>>45526478
"I'M LOSING CONTROL OF THE SITUATION!" You bellow as you grab Sam by the shoulders. "I'M JUST A SIMPLE WARSHIP! I WASN'T BUILT TO HANDLE FAAAAAAAAAAAAAME!"

"I dunno, it looks like Johnston is pretty fine with it!" Sam snickers as she nods to where your sister ship is. You turn to see her just lounging smugly, Luce, Wren, and Daly all gathered around her in awe, all three pairs of eyes drawn to on specific section of her hull.

"They're so large..." Luce gasps.

"I... I didn't even know destroyers could have torpedo budges!" Wren gulps.

"Can... can I touch them?" Daly says absentmindedly, her fingers already twitching.

"Fufufufufufu, wanna have a better look?" Johnston teases as she stands up, hands on her hips as she shows off her prow in all of its glory.

"WHHOOOOOAAAAA!" The three little destroyers squeal in unison.

>So... JEALOUS
>They're just kids, Johnston!
>Boobs are overrated, anyways.
>Other

>>45526776
>So... JEALOUS
>They're just kids, Johnston!
Get so jealous we blow our boilers again.

>>45526776
>So... JEALOUS
STRUCTURAL JELLY

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>>45526776
>They're just kids, Johnston!

>>45526776
>They're just kids, Johnston!


............................
*inward thoughts*
>So... JEALOUS

>>45526776
>They're just kids, Johnston!

>>45526776
>>They're just kids, Johnston!

>>45526776
>>>So... JEALOUS
>>They're just kids, Johnston!
And then
>Surprise boob grab

>>45526776
>>So... JEALOUS

>>45526848
seconding surprise boob grab, just for the inevitable porn of us molesting our sisiters

>>45526776
DAMMIT JOHNSTON

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>>45526776
>>They're just kids, Johnston!

Is it just me, or has Merc been slowly injecting more and more lewdness into his quests. It started with the goddamn maid uniforms, and now we're up to lewdness openly being shouted from the rooftops!

>>45526897
Shhhhhh
Do not question it

>>45526897
Not to mention the wet dream with Tarin.

>>45526776
>They're just kids, Johnston!

>>45526776
>>So... JEALOUS

>>45526776
>>So... JEALOUS

>>45526897
One day Merc's Lewd damn will break and Hoel will hold Anna's and Port and hands while laying under the covers

>>45526933
Wait hold up did I miss this one?

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THEY FOUND DIO.

>>45526950
it was in vt tanks

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>>45526848
>>45526876
>Boob grab

Eheheheheheh, do you really want to go through with it?

>Y
>N

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>>45526897
>7000x8000
>7.76mb
Jesus Christ anon

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>>45526916

But why not? Surely, this has not passed others' eyes without a measure of curiosity!

I just seek to understand why--is Merc just pushing the lewd envelope further and further with each quest until the day he receives a ban for rather literally describing intimately holding hands while cuddling under the covers?

>>45526999
>N

>>45526999
>>Y

>>45526999
>>Y

>>45526995
Ah, makes sense. I was gonna read that after finishing MGHQ. It's the last one then I'd be all caught up on Merc's quests.

>>45526999
>Y
Hell yeah, son.

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>>45526958

>>45526999
>Y

>>45526999
>>Y
They totally can't be that nice... and soft, sooooo soft.

>>45526999
>N
why would Hoel do such a thing!? That only serves to fuel the burning oil spill of fanfics!

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>>45526999
>>Y

WHAT END DO YOU SEEK TO YOUR LEWDNESS, MERC?!

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>>45526999
>Y
no breaks

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>>45526999
>Y

Also, post Winter Event gets!

>>45527053
>Giornov

que

>>45526999
>Y
Johnston brings up this event to Anna, Anna either overheats or claims her turf

>>45526999
>Y

>>45527053

>Buon Giornov

While that's not the saddest attempt at Italian I have seen, it's pretty close.

>>45526999
>N

>>45526999
>N

>>45526999
>>Y

>>45526999
>>Y

>>45527122
Could be worse. Just wait until someone gets footage of Iowa's lines

>>45527107
Probably a butchered hello

Rolled 12 (1d20)

Rollan for how she reacts to the surprise grab.

Rolled 17, 13, 16 = 46 (3d20)

>>45527203
Such a shame.

Lets see how the little destroyers act

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>45527258
>>45527203
Things get better and better
Rolling for how fast it spreads

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>>45527258
They seem to take it well.

>>45527279
so JohnstonxHoel by the end of the week?

Oh god someone is gonna make one of Johnston NTR us away from Anna

>>45527279
>>45527258
>>45527203
WHALP

>>45527321
>NTR
What are you, a heretic?

Rolled 36 (1d52)

>>45527279
>>45527258
>>45527287
>>45527321

Interesting.

Rolling for how many weeks it will be out of the year before drunken sailors start asking us to autograph doujins of us and Anna and Midway

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>>45526999
"They're just kids, Johnston!" You groan. "Don't corrupt them!"

"Heheh, that's cute coming from you!" Johnston giggles. "I seem to remember all the kinky things you do with poor little Anna!"

"T-that's different!" You fume.

But it's too late. Luce, Wren, and Daly's attentions have been piqued, and they spin around with the speed and precision of well oiled AA mounts, optics wide and curious.

"Ooooooh, who's Anna?" Luce asks.

"Is she, is she, is she-" Daly stammers.

"YOUR GIRLFRIEND?!" Wren finishes.

"What? No!" You huff. "We're just friends! That's all!"

"Friends with a whole lot of benefits!" Johnston chuckles.

"I have no idea what that's even supposed to mean." You glower. Your own eyes still drawn to Johnston's thick frontal armor. Why the hell does she get to have something like that?! It's not fair!

"Hmmmm, maybe you're wishing you had these~?" Johnston winks seductively as she fondles her own chest.

"Oooooooh." The Fletchers spin around once again to focus their attention on your sister ship.

Maybe you should teach her a lesson...

>Roll 1d20

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>45527355

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>45527355

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>45527355
HERE WE GO LADIES AND GENTS

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>45527355
SQUEEZE

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>45527355

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>45527321
>>45527341

>Johnston NTR us away from Anna

Johnston and Hoel alone in the baths.

Hoel keeps saying no but doesn't want to use force against her sister.

Poor Anna is just listening in no where near enough to save Hoel.

>>45527355

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>>45527374

>>45527374
Just a little too late for !!FUN!!

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>>45527372
>>45527374
I WAS
ONE SECOND TOO LATE! NOOOOOOOOOOO

>>45527374
I rolled a second too early.

I am sorry everyone.

>>45527407
WELL WORK ON YOUR TIMING, NERD

>>45527374
Please Merc let us keep the Crit?

>>45527374

So close but so far away, Chibs.

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>>45527321
And at the same time: Two Destroyers, One Carrier

>>45527381
>No JohnstonxAnnaxHoel while the destroyer triplets watch

>>45527381
Or the lewd Fletcher sisters drag the innocent and virtuous young Annapolis into the showers to corrupt her, complete with ahegao...

>>45527461
>>45527446
I wanna see one of them shipgirls get genderbent into a boy!

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>>45527355
At this point, you've soaked in the water long enough to regain at least some measure of your famous Fletcher mobility. While Julie is busy showing off, you strike, diving through the water to get into position behind Johnston and securing her two assets securely in your palms.

"Heheh, not so smug now, huh?" You grin as you give a tight squeeze.

Jesus they... they were a lot softer than you imagined...

"H-Hoel, what are you doi- Aaaahhhnnnnnn~" Julie moans.

Wait.. was she ENJOYING this?!!?

"Wow! H-Hoel's so braaaave!" The Fletchers gasp in awe.

>You've dug too greedily and too deep! ABORT!
>You're committed! Might as well milk it for all it's worth!
>Other

>>45527493
>You've dug too greedily and too deep! ABORT!

>>45527493
>>You've dug too greedily and too deep! ABORT!
Fly you fool! Before someone takes a picture.

>>45527493
>You're committed! Might as well milk it for all it's worth!

>>45527493
>You've dug too greedily and too deep! ABORT!

>>45527493
>You've dug too greedily and too deep! ABORT!

>>45527493
>>You're committed! Might as well milk it for all it's worth!

GO FOR THE GOLD

Hoel will be the lewdest ship that still doesn't under stand lewds

>>45527493
>>You're committed! Might as well milk it for all it's worth!

Literally even!

>>45527493
>You've dug too greedily and too deep! ABORT!

>>45527493
>You're committed! Might as well milk it for all it's worth!
Milk something at least

>>45527493
>You're committed! Might as well milk it for all it's worth!
Nice pun Merc.

>>45527479
Now you're just taunting us

>>45527493
Who is Julie?

>>45527493
>You're committed! Might as well milk it for all it's worth!

>>45527493
>>You're committed! Might as well milk it for all it's worth!

Full steam ahead!

>>45527381
>>45527446
>>45527321
>>45527461
>>45527473
>>45527479

The admiralty would like to remind all sailors, that while not technically against any regulations, the creation and distribution of pornography staring other sailors is frowned upon

>>45527493
>>You're committed! Might as well milk it for all it's worth!
Why not, we already have a reputation.

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Rolled 2 (1d20)

Rolling for chance that there is a camera secretly recording this and the cameraman will later be selling the footage to TMZ for a cool ten G's.

>>45527493
>>You're committed! Might as well milk it for all it's worth!
Just checking to ensure structural integrity of course.

>>45527561
>Who is Julie?

>inb4 all quests are actually shows where the Cyberpunk Idols are actors, and at the end of each thread, they say "CUT!" and stop filming.

>>45527561
Julie = Johnston

>>45527493
>>You're committed! Might as well milk it for all it's worth!

Heerman gonna be guarding her assets harder than fort nox guards gold around Hoel now

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>>45527479
>Hoel x Guy-owa
>16-inch guns

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>>45527623
those broadside bombardments, how many salvos can Hoel take?

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>45527592
Rolling for internal repurcussions

>>45527493
>>You're committed! Might as well milk it for all it's worth!

>>45527592
>>45527512
>implying Vahlen would let a single moment of the shipgirls life go undocumented, for science of course
there's probably hidden cameras all over the repair bays/baths.

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>>45527561
>Who is Julie?

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Keeping track of names is hard.

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>>45527649
>Vahlen watching Hoel, thinking up hypotheses and theories about her young and thin, yet limber and athletic body

>>45527636
If I heard right, shells that big overpenetrate destroyers and just go straight through without detonating

>>45527493
>>You're committed! Might as well milk it for all it's worth!

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>>45527493
Well, uh, you were already committed, so you might as well milk this situation for all it was worth. You give a few more experimental squeezes and Johnston moans and shuffles nervously in response.

"Enough." White Plains grumbles as she karate chops you both on the tops of your heads with loud dual CLANG.

"Owowowowowow!" You immediately let go as you clutch your head.

"Why did you hit meeeee?!" Johnston wails.

"Honestly, you two should be setting a better example for your juniors!" White Plains huffs as she motions to Luce, Wren, and Daly, who were now all hiding behind a very indifferent looking Heerman. Looks like she was going into full carrier mode right now.

You and Johnston both look at each other, then to White Plains.

>We're sorry, WP.
>You just jeaalousss, aren't you~?
>Other

>>45527746
>We're sorry, WP.

>>45527746
>We're sorry, WP.

>>45527746
>>You just jeaalousss, aren't you~?
NO BRAKES!

>>45527746
>>You just jeaalousss, aren't you~?

>>45527746
>You just jeaalousss, aren't you~?
NO BRAKES ON THE LEWD TRAIN

>>45527746
>We're sorry, WP.

>>45527746
>>You just jeaalousss, aren't you~?

NO

BRAKES

>>45527746
>You just jeaalousss, aren't you~?
Let us go Maximum Troll.

>>45527746
>>We're sorry, WP.

>>45527746
>>You just jeaalousss, aren't you~?
Tease the carrier about her flat deck, what can go wrong...

>>45527746
>>We're sorry, WP.

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>>45527788

>>45527746
>>We're sorry, WP.

>>45527746
>You just jeaalousss, aren't you~?
Lewd train keeps on rolling.

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>>45527746
>>We're sorry, WP.

>>45527697
>mfw

>>45527746
>>We're sorry, WP.

Time to calm down from the freak-out about porn and stop scaring the newbies.

>>45527746
>>You just jeaalousss, aren't you~?

>>45527746
>You just jeaalousss, aren't you~?

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>>45527746
>"Honestly, you two should be setting a better example for your juniors!"

B-but Luce and Daly were commissioned before Hoel was. Hoel might be more famous, but she is technically their junior.

>>45527746
>Other
We were just giving them ideas for a line-crossing ceremony.

>>45527746
>>You just jeaalousss, aren't you~?

One day Hoel will stop being lewd, but today is not that day

>Inb4 WP transfers out because of this.

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>>45527846
HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT TO THESE INNOCENT FACES

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>>45527861
As if Hoel and Johnston are gonna let her off the Taffy 3 Lewd Train

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>>45527846

Anon, let it go--your shipsperging will find you no safe harbor here. Just...let the madness take hold.

>>45527896
>Implying keeping her in the group when she doesn't want to stay is smart

>>45527855
Hoel will stop being lewd the day she dies. And she'll die as she lived; filled with seamen and grasping a pair of torpedo bulges.

So do the Faeries inside Hoel, Anna, and the others understand that there's gonna be fucktons of porn coming out about their, ship...person...home...thing? Do they even care or harbor any feelings about that?

>>45527894
>"Innocent"
>literally filled with seamen
Merc plz

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>>45527998
That depends on whether the fairies are actually intelligent self-aware entities, or just some kind of program running the shipgirls like white blood cells.

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>>45527746
At first, you did feel kind of bad, but then you noticed one thing. One critical fact that you had known about, but had not considered in this situation.

White Plains was the flattest shipgirl in this room.

"You're just jeaalouss, aren't you~?"

White Plains' tries to maintain her cool, but her twitching lip and quickly reddening face betray her motivations.

"Haha, little White Plains ain't so above it all!" Johnston breaks down in laughter.

"I-it's not funny! Seriously!" White Plains responds hastily, clearly flustered now.

"My my, destroyers certainly are a rowdy lot, aren't they?" A new voice joins in. You all turn to see Midway standing at the edge of the pool, wrapped in a towel that does nothing to hide her own curvy figure that seemed to be characteristic of all fleet carriers. It seemed to draw EVERYBODY'S eyes, including Johnston's.

"M-Midway!" White Plains' eyes sparkle like a child seeing their favorite hero in the flesh for the first time.

"Ah, it's how they always are." Sam finally speaks up as she lounges casually.

"I'm sorry, it's just that I've never really operated with other shipgirls before, so it's kind of a first for me." Midway smiles as she carefully steps into the pool.

"So they really did coop you up on that island, huh?" Sam nods. "All that weapon testing must've been tiring."

"You know?" Midway blinks in surprise. "It's supposed to be a secret."

"I'm an Admiral's secretary!" Sam grins. "There's not a lot I DON'T know!"

>Ask them what they're talking about.
>You should go sort things out with the Fletchers.
>OTher

>>45528133
>Ask them what they're talking about.

<<It's time>>

>>45528133
>>You should go sort things out with the Fletchers.

>>45528133
>>You should go sort things out with the Fletchers.

>>45528133
>>You should go sort things out with the Fletchers.

>>45528133
>>You should go sort things out with the Fletchers.

>>45528133
>Ask them what they're talking about.

>>45528133
>>Ask them what they're talking about.

>>45527894
i would like to stick my dick into their innocent faces.

>>45528204
Ooookay, there's lewd and then there's... this. Just. Jeez. Creepy posts like this one ruins it for everyone.

>>45528133
>>You should go sort things out with the Fletchers.

>>45528133
>Ask them what they're talking about

>>45527894
>innocent
>literally seamen demons

>>45528133
>>Ask them what they're talking about.

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>>45528133
Well, looks like we got a tie so we'll have to roll off for it!

1. Midway
2. Fletchers

>>45528133
what skin tone and hair color is White Plains? I can't tell shit if Pixel keeps on leaving those draws half-colored if I do plan to make more puchis.

>>45528348
>1. Midway

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>>45528133
You leave White Plains to fangirl over Midway and make you way over to the Fletchers, who are now all gathered around Heerman. Damn little troublemakers had pretty short attention spans.

"So, so, what are the frontlines like?!" They all pester and prod at her. "We've been here at San Diego for like, FOREVER and it's so BOOOORING!"

"Honestly, you girls don't have it half bad here." Heerman sighs.

"Heh, Heerman's always been the most cautious one outta all of us!" You grin as you pat her on the shoulder. "Probably why she was the only one of us not to get sunk in the War!"

"It was luck." Heerman insists.

"Sure thing, sure thing." You nod absentmindedly and turn to the Fletchers.

"So, girls, how was your first taste of combat?" You ask.

"It was AWESOME!" The three Fletcher's insist.

"None of you were scared at all?" Heerman asks, bit concerned.

"Of course not!" Wren puffs up proudly. "I thought we weren't supposed to fear anything!"

Heerman looks to you with a bit of concern.

>Yep, that's right. Destroyers are always fearless!
>Hey', it's okay to admit you were scared.
>Other

>>45528479
>Hey', it's okay to admit you were scared.
Fear helps keep you alive after all.

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>>45528452
White and white! True to her name!

>>45528479
>Hey', it's okay to admit you were scared.

>>45528479
>>Hey', it's okay to admit you were scared.

>>45528479
>Hey', it's okay to admit you were scared.

"There are bold men, and there are old men, but there are no old bold men."

>>45528479
>Hey', it's okay to admit you were scared.
"Fear tells you when there's danger. Not feeling fear is stupid; not letting fear control you is what's important."

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>>45528452
>Puchis
>Mini-shipgirls versus fairies

>>45528503
Who is midway based off of?

>>45528479
>Hey', it's okay to admit you were scared.
ONEE-SAN MODE, GO

>>45528479
>>Hey', it's okay to admit you were scared.

It's ok to be scared, we're all human- no wait we're not, but the point is it's ok to be scared alright?! Overcoming that fear however and fighting on is true courage!

>>45528479
>>Hey', it's okay to admit you were scared.
“Anyone who says they’re not scared is a fool or a liar or both”

>>45528479
>>Hey', it's okay to admit you were scared.
>Mention we were scared during Samar

It's what we're famous for, so it'll have the biggest impact if we talk about it.

We were scared for ourselves and our sisters, but we did our duty as best we could.

>>45528571
KanColle Puchis have already been a thing anon. since thread 2 or 3.
have you not noticed? I brought them in to Merc in bulk shipments.

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>>45528503
>White and white! True to her name!
>White Plains was the flattest shipgirl in this room.
well aren't you a clever one Merc

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>>45528661
Ah right, memory failed me there.

>>45528479
>>Hey', it's okay to admit you were scared.

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>>45528479
"Hey, it's okay to admit that you were scared." You say with a soft smile. "It happens all the time. It's a human thing. Or well, a shipgirl thing, too. It's something we both have in common!"

"You... you mean you were scared too?" Luce asks cautiously.

"Fuck yeah, I was!" You huff. "Fear's the thing that separates the brave from the stupid. Brave people acknowledge the danger, while stupid people just ignore it!"

"Even at Samar?" Daly asks.

"Of fucking course!" You nod. "Just me and my sisters up against literally the entire Japanese fleet? I would've been pissing myself I actually had the ability to! We didn't fight the Japs because we wanted to, but because we had to! There were a lotta Marines counting on us that day!"

"Just like how there were many people in San Diego counting on us today." Heerman adds. "Remember, fear is not a bad thing. Letting it control you is."

The Fletchers all nod, having learned something new and valuable today.

"Thank you, Hoel, Heerman!" They say happily as they hug you and your sister in one big group hug.

It would've been sweet if all of you weren't naked and all.

And the moment is ruined when Red suddenly bursts through the door, clad in her regular tactical gear that she always wore when on duty. She gives your little group hug a small smirk, but immediately gets straight to business.

"Sorry girls, change of plans! We're heading back to Pearl ASAP!" Red announces.

"What? Why?" You blink.

"The Captain himself arrived to personally retrieve you. Looks like stuff happened at Hawaii and they're moving up the Midway invasion schedule." Red shrugs. "Said the Admiral himself ordered the recall."

"Awwwww, do you have to go already?!" The Fletchers wail.

"Don't worry, the Admiral says you three are coming, too." Red says and turns to Midway. "That includes you."

"Oh my." Midway blinks.

"Yay!" The Fletchers cheer.

>This is great!
>I don't think they're ready to be sent to the front...
>Other

>>45528847
>This is great!

>>45528847
>>This is great!

>>45528847
>>This is great!

>>45528847
>>I don't think they're ready to be sent to the front...

>>45528847
>I don't think they're ready to be sent to the front...

>>45528847
>>This is great!

>>45528847
>This is great!

>>45528847
>Other
"Oh crap, what about our souvenirs? Did you get our suitcases and stuff?"

>>45528847
>>I don't think they're ready to be sent to the front...

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>>45528847
>This is great!
Can't wait for when they all realize that war is hell.

>>45528847
>>This is great!

It's ok, we'll take care of them!

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>this thread

It's way too cheerful. Something bad is about to happen. Maybe not immediately, but within the next few sessions.

>>45529027
From experience with merc's quests or KCQ's KCQ? This isn't PF's KCQ.

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>>45529027
What, the Midway operation completely fails, leading to the greatest loss of shipgirls in the war so far?

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>>45529049
Right nothing bad could ever possibly happen.

I don't think Merc will railroad suffering, but we need to stay on our toes.

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>>45529050
>>45529067
>>45529027
yes suffering

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>>45529079
SURPRISE KARAOKE BATTLE WITH ABYSSAL FLEET

>>45529067

The last time there was suffering in a Merc quest it was due to hilariously bad dice rolls and exacerbated by a damningly handicapping character flaw that nearly ripped that quest apart.

>>45529143
>what is Magical Girl Hunter Quest

I seem to remember the loss of an arm.

>>45529155
Plus having to kill a friend at the very beginning.

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>>45529087
>Music shipgirls
Well we'll go full circle then, aidorus become shipsluts, and the shipsluts become aidorus.

>>45529171
Which we might have done in this quest too because we RECOGNIZED Wo-chan.

>>45529143
What is VMQ2, Alex?

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>>45528847
"Huh." You say, hiding your joy at the decision. That means you get to continue mentoring over the Fletchers! Based Admiral being based again!

"Anyways, you girls gotta get out and get dressed like, RIGHT NOW." Red says as she glances at her watch. "Don't worry, we'll finish your repairs at Pearl, but the next plane out is leaving in half an hour."

"Right right." You nod as you climb out of the pool.

"Oh, and Sam?" Red glances over to the Destroyer Escort. "The Admiral saw what you did out there. He's gonna want to speak with you, alone."

"O-Oh." You see Sam do something you've never seen her do before. She pales and gulps in fear, as if this was something she wasn't looking forward to.

The next few minutes are a flurry of activity. You're all given fresh uniforms to change into. You, Heerman, Johnston, and White Plains do it quickly and efficiently since you've been through this drill numerous times before. Midway takes a bit longer, obviously not used to being rushed through a changing. The Fletchers are too distracted with their combined anticipation at being deployed to the famous Pearl Harbor, and require a bit of prodding from you to get done quicker.

Sam almost seems a bit reluctant to get finished.

Thankfully, you're all done changing and manage to recover your luggage and reach the tarmac with minutes to spare. Already, you see a C-17 waiting, its engines already primed and ready to go. As everybody loads up through the loading ramp, you see the Captain, apparently in an argument with who appears to the Base Commander.

(cont)

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>>45529238
"You can't do this!" The Base Commander yells over the shriek of jet and helicopter engines. "You're basically taking neutering our entire shipgirl contingent!"

"With our current operations, fleet carriers and late-war ships are currently the most needed assets." The Captain explains coolly. "And rest assured, we will transfer additional assets to this base in due time."

"But-" The Base Commander starts to protest when the Captain hands him a piece of paper.

"That's the signature of SecNav himself. We've already given you plenty of leeway by allowing you to keep Midway here for weapons testing, but the cat is out of the bag now, and her capabilities are needed."

The Captain then spins on his heel and marches toward the C-17, leaving the speechless Base Commander behind to ogle at the transfer orders in his hands.

"Are we ready to go?" The Captain asks Red.

"Yep. All shipgirls present and accounted for." She nods.

"Good. Tell the pilot to leave immediately. No delays." He remarks before strapping himself into one of the passenger seats.

Nobody says a word as the C-17 takes off. Though honestly, nobody was in the mood. Without the restorative powers of the repair dock to supply energy, the fatigue of the previous battle quickly caught up with everybody, and very soon pretty much all of the shipgirls were fast asleep, save for Midway, who managed to escape any major damage or exertion, Sam, who seemed to be too anxious to sleep, and Captain, who was reading out of unmarked black book. Honestly, you think that the Captain was somehow more machine than any shipgirl...

>Talk to Midway
>Talk to Sam
>Talk to the Captain
>Just get some sleep.
>Other

>>45529244
>Just get some sleep.

>>45529244
>>Talk to the Captain

What did he think of the battle?

>>45529244
>>Talk to Sam

>>45529244
>Talk to the Captain

>>45529244
>>Talk to the Captain

>>45529244
>>Talk to Sam

>>45529244
>Talk to Sam

Wat is going on

>>45529244
>>Talk to the Captain

>>45529244
>Talk to Sam

>>45529244
>Talk to Sam

OK, spill it Sam. Is the berserker tendency why the admiral keeps you behind a desk?

>>45529244
>Talk to Sam

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>>45529327
Then again we also gave in to the madness, so maybe it's just something that happens in desperation against tough Abyssals.

>>45529327
>>45529367
I-is it hereditary?

>>45529244
>>Talk to Midway

I want to talk with her before she goes off screen for the rest of the quest.

>>45529389
If it is hereditary, then I guess all Fletchers can do it.

The triplets, the rest of Taffy, even Willy Dee.

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>>45529415

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>>45529244
"Hey, Sam." You say as you shift over to your friend. "You look like you're about to be sent to the scrapyard. What's wrong?"

"Heh, I might as well be getting scrapped." Sam sweats nervously. "The Admiral's gonna fucking KILL me when we get back..."

"Why?" You frown. "You fought pretty well during that battle."

"Yeah, a little TOO well." Sam sighs. "You must have saw it, didn't you? I don't really remember it, but Heerman told me you went into the fog after me."

"I saw you fighting a bigass Abyssal." You note.

"Yeah, and anything else?" Sam looks at you right in the eye.

"You were both pretty messed up. Like you two had really been going at it." You explain. "You could barely stand on your own two feet, which is why I tried to get you out of there."

"And nearly got killed in the process." Sam groans as she buries her face in her hands, her cheerful facade finally cracking. "I shouldn't have gone in after her. I shouldn't have."

"Sam, what's going on?" You frown. "This isn't like you."

"Heh, you really think that?" Sam cracks a sour smile. "This was before your time, but early on in the war, I was one of the fleet's go to ships. Had an Abyssal you needed particularly dead? You send me in."

"What's the problem with that?" You blink.

"Problem is..." Sam bites her lip. "When my blood goes up, I just.... lose control, especially against the bigger Abyssals. I just completely forget about everything and focus on just DESTROYING my target. The previous admirals loved it... but the Admiral didn't. Tried to tell me to stop, and when I couldn't, he put me behind a desk, right by his side. I guess I should be thankful but..."

"Well, why are you like that, anyways?" You blink.

I don't know why. Maybe it's a holdover from Samar. Maybe I was always like that.. Or maybe..." Sam's expression takes a dark twist. "...I'm more similar to the Abyssals than I'd like to think."

>Don't you dare say something like that.
>...you might have a point.
>Other

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>>45529415
I'm gonna guess it's something that every shipgirl can fall to. No reason why it has to be restrained to destroyers.

Which, if true, makes me worried for San Francisco.

San Fran relevant when?

>>45529389
>>45529415
>hereditary
Sam's a John C. Butler-class destroyer escort, not a Fletcher-class destroyer.

>>45529475
>>Don't you dare say something like that.

>>45529475
>Don't you dare say something like that.

>>45529475
>>...you might have a point.

>>45529475
>Don't you dare say something like that.

>>45529475
>>Don't you dare say something like that.

>>45529475
>...you might have a point.

>>45529475
>>Don't you dare say something like that.

>>45529475
>Don't you dare say something like that.

We've literally had one inside our head, we are physically similar but without that thing strapped to our head we're worlds apart. The fact that you regret it right now is telling enough, right?

>>45529475
>>Don't you dare say something like that.
Before she says shit we get to claim being an expert on being like an abyssal seeing as one tried to grab our brains

>>45529475
>>>Don't you dare say something like that.

>>45529475
>>Don't you dare say something like that.

>>45529475
>...you might have a point.

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>>45529475
"Don't you dare say something like that." You growl. "You fought hard, and you fought to defend the city! Nobody, not you, not me, not even the Admiral can say otherwise, you got that?"

"Heh...thanks Hoel, but I don't think it's gonna be that simple." Sam laughs nervously. "But I'll give it my best."

"Wouldn't have it any other way." You grin as you punch her lightly in the shoulder.

"Hrrrrm, maybe I should try and get some sleep." Sam groans as she leans her head back. "I just feel totally BEAT."

"Well, it's a long flight back to Hawaii. Couldn't hurt." You shrug.

"See ya in the morning, then." Sam makes a quick farewell gesture to you before closing her eyes as she tries to doze off.

>Talk to Midway
>Talk to the Captain.
>Other

>>45529764
>Talk to Midway

>>45529588
>>45529590
Should we ask Sam about the Frozen Sea?

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>>45529764
>Other
[x] Sleep

Perchance to dream.

>>45529764
>>Talk to Midway

>>45529764
>>Talk to Midway

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>>45529764
Whoops forgot to enter my trip!

>>45529764
>Talk to Midway

>>45529764
>>Talk to the Captain.

>>45529764
>Talk to Midway

>>45529764
>>Talk to Midway

>>45529764
>>>Talk to Midway

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>>45529764
You next shift over to Midway, who's busy reading a travel brochure to Hawaii, no doubt trying to get an idea of where she's going next. She turns to you and gives you a cheerful smile.

"Oh, Hoel, you're still awake? You should be getting some rest! You took some of the heaviest damage, after all!"

"Maybe a bit later." You sigh. "I uh, actually kinda wanted to thank you for saving our asses out there. I don't think we would have made it without you."

"Oh, please, don't think anything of it! I was just doing my duty." Midway says kindly. "I'm sure you would've done the same for me."

Well, she wasn't wrong about that.

>Ask what she was doing on that island.
>Ask where the fuck that missile came from.
>Ask if this was her first actual battle.
>Other

>>45529959
>Ask what she was doing on that island.

>>45529959
>>Ask what she was doing on that island.

>>45529959
>Ask what she was doing on that island.

>>45529959
>Ask what she was doing on that island.

>>45529959
>>Ask where the fuck that missile came from.

>>45529959
>>Ask what she was doing on that island.

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>>45529796
>we'll never get more possessed Hoel

Sad to see that idea go to waste.

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>>45530102
There's always the Abyssals capturing Hoel and forcefully converting her.

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>>45530125
That'd cause so much salt. I'd rather we get a little corruption.