>>45357153
>Stay silent, wait til you land, you might need the pod

>>45357153
>Take him out, before he does anything stupid

>>45357153
>>Stay silent, wait til you land, you might need the pod
Maybe add in some crackle sounds like there's a problem with the comms.

>>45357153
>>Stay silent, wait til you land, you might need the pod

>>45357153
>Stay silent, wait til you land, you might need the pod

Space Monkey, yay!

So, we're getting in trouble with the Kai of Time? Even more than before, I mean

It makes me think that Towa never discussed of our reward for this job.

>>45357153
>Stay silent, wait til you land, you might need the pod
Let him think there's a comm system malfunction.

>>45357153
Did we get Bardock'd?

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You lean back from the mic, opening comms for a second, you cover your mouth "Crrrk- ken rela-crrrk- talk o- brrrrrrrk- anded- crrrrk."

The comms light up again. "Pinappule? You sound weird. Like kinda girly. You okay in there?"


"CRrrrrrRRRKkk." You reply, before smashing the comms machine.

You press the button for a landing sequence, the pod spinning and righting itself with the surface below, as it hurtles downwards, cushioning rolling out to protect the inhabitant.

It's starting to stink in here, this Pinappules' race must release some foul smelling odour when killed. Still, scouter says the toxicity is fine.

The pod slams into the ground, impacting a crater into the surface of Vegeta a few feet deep.

A few feet away, the other pod has landed, it's hatch hissing open, as you spot a liscence for the pod. "Pinappule Toobi." You read aloud, glancing at the corpse. "Wrong time, wrong place."

The pod hisses open, and you step out.

"Who the hell are you?" The green lizard looking alien demands. "Where's Toobi?" Let's see, PTO armour, a primitive blaster weapon on his wrist and a power level of.... 18,000.

You know, a couple of years ago, facing someone like this probably would have sent into a spiral of despair.

>"Get out of here now, and I'll let you live"
>Blast him, no chances
>Ignore him, time to explore now that you're back
>Write in

>>45357532
>Blast him, no chances

>>45357532
>>Blast him, no chances

>>45357532
>Blast him, no chances

>>45357532

>Disable him non-lethaly. You need answers to your questions.

>>45357542
>>45357545
>>45357568

Guys, he can tell us where and when we are.

>>45357532
>write in
Demand answers: where's the Arcosian!

>>45357532
>>45357532
>Kick his ass

>>45357532
supporting >>45357599

>>45357599

Disabling him includes "break his communication devices."

Sorry if it wasn't clear.

You lift a hand, a single blast to the chest knocking him flat on his ass, you zip forwards, pinning him to the floor with a boot. "Alright, where's the Arcosian?"

His eyes widen, as he struggles to lift your boot. "I wouldn't try it." You warn. "This is be barely touching you. The slighest bit of force from me and my foot is going through your organs. He raises his blaster hand, the weapon discharging in your face, smoke clouding your vision for a moment, before you shake it off. Barely even felt it. "Are you done?"

You glance around as he tries it again, the blow useless. It's Planet Vegeta, you know that, but its much different. There's none of the towering cities the Tuffles had left behind, or any of the giant foot shaped craters left by generations of Oozaru.

He's gaping in fear at you now, desperately trying to wriggle free for a few more moments, before giving up. "He's... over by Bushel village." He lamely admits. "B-but don't think that just because you can beat me, that you can fight someone as strong as Lord Chilled! He's the strongest being in the universe, and he will make sure you pay for this."

You scratch your arm disinterstedly. "I've met a lot of 'strongest beings in the universe'." You tell him, before forcing some co-ordinates out of him. West, and a bit north... come to think of it, that's kinda close to where your old place was, back when you were a kid.

It won't be there now, but still...

>Kill him
>You have thirty seconds to get off my planet, start running
>Write in

>>45357640

Stoping him from moving first would save time

>>45357942
>You have thirty seconds to get off my planet, start running

>>45357942
>Kill him

>>45357942

>Knock him out, tie him up and shove him in the pod, then lock it. You did promise tto your family o be merciful , after all.

>>45357942
>>Kill him

>>45357998
Second this but I say we also send the pod back into space.

>>45358021

Risk to be noticed if we do that.

>>45357942
>You have thirty seconds to get off my planet, start running

>>45357942
changing >>45357980 to >>45357998

>>45358053
Then...we should bury the space pod. It has it's own oxygen supply right?

>>45357980
>>45358055

I'm all for not killing him, but he's just going to alarm everyone.

>>45358080
Then we just destroy the ship's comm and take his scouter.

>>45358120
Tinker around with it, maybe it'll tell us the date.

It would be fun if we kill Chilled in a sneaky way, without going Super Saiyan.

Also, remember to not touch the locals.

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>>45358147
NO TOUCHING!

Man, I sure hope Towa doesn't screw us over with the time period she bring us back.

>>45358120

You could vote for this.

this is hazy soooo

>Murderin time
>Blast him into space
>Knock him out and leave him here
>Tell him to get lost

I wonder if we'll meet up with a time displaced Bardock?

What does Kabs think of Bardock anyway?

>>45358196
>Knock him out and leave him here

>>45358196
>Blast him into space

>>45358196
>Knock him out and leave him here
Bury his ass in his ship (turn on life support), destroy the coms, take his scouter (and his blaster), and study his tech to try and tell what year it is.

>>45358196
>>Knock him out and leave him here

>>45358205

She thinks of him as a guy who did some awesome stuff, but by the time she met him he was a sour asshole.

>>45358196
>Murderin time

>>45358274
That's why you should never meet your heroes. They always disappoint...

>>45358196
>Murderin time

>>45358196
>Knock him out and leave him here

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You lift your boot, letting him stand, much to his surprise. "Hey guess what?" You ask him.

He stares at you with a mix of fear and awe. "Wh-"

"Sweet dreams." You elbow him on top of the head, knocking him cold as he hits the floor again. You hurl his ass back into his pod, making sure you trash his comms as well, you whip up a shallow grave for the pod, turn on his life support and toss it in, burying it deep down enough that it won't just break free.

Dusting your hands off, you make to put the co-ordinates in your scouter but... they're way off. Seems Vegeta had some orbital decay of the millenia, as your scouter thinks it should be much close to the sun than it currently is.

Ah well, you can figure it out. Taking to the air, you jet off towards this Bushel Village.

Depending on how far you went back... this might even predate the Tuffle occupation of the planet. You kinda have to wonder who lived here before them, you'd never even heard a mention of them.

Scouting out for a power level... hoo boy, that would be your Arcosian. Sitting at a power level around Cooler's when he's resting... This may just prove interesting yet.

Keeping low, you zoom in towards the village, noting the larger space ship, and the fleet of pods around it. A group of thugs in PTO armour are menacing the little purple looking creatures you have to guess are the locals, led by....

Pffffft. That's Chilled?

"Hey!" A bossy feminine voice from behind you barks out.

You turn around, finding a projection of a trasnparent little girl with pink skin. "You're not supposed to be here! You're the wrong Saiyan! Where'd you come from?" You try to formulate a response, but she barrels over you, "I know you're a time traveller, so out with it!"

Glancing back at the village... seems none of the thugs can hear her. Interesting.

>Piss off kid, I've got work to do
>I'm got sent here by a lady called Towa
>Ignore her, sneak attack Chilled before they see you
>Write in

>>45358517
>Write in
"Wrong Saiyan? Time travel seems to be more of an established thing than I thought."

>>45358517
>I'm got sent here by a lady called Towa

>>45358517
"Demon lady Towa sent me here. I figured I would come here because she would just send someone else to do it. I mostly want to just mess with expectations. Who's suppose to be here then?"

Whisper this of course.

>>45358517
>Ignore her, sneak attack Chilled before they see you

>>45358517

>"Can this wait after I prevented this Chilled guy to make dead meat of those aliens?"
>Sneak attack Chilled if the pink girl don't make more noise

Is the loli of time just mad we're not her Saiya-jin husbando?

>>45358517
>Write in
"Eh, I got pulled in as a pinch hitter. Wasn't told the details either, just a 'go here and when, do this, get out'. You people never tell us nothing because of situations like this, I suppose."

>>45358606

She's mad we're not single.

We could mention our daughter from another timeline is single, though.

>>45358693
Mirai Bra is into girls? I mean not surprising considering her parentage but I didn't want to assume...

Besides I thought her and Chitsu were a thing...

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You glance back at her, as she crosses her arms, looking rather petulant about you're being here.
"Wait, then what Saiyan is supposed to be here?"

You notice her cheeks grow a little pinker, "I-uh- that is- NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!" She shouts suddenly and you shush her, looking back to the village, but again, no reaction.

"Right, well, I got dumped here by some demon lady called Towa, and if you don't mind-"

"Towa!" She gasps. "You're one of them?" She starts to fade out of sight. "Well them we'll have to do something about you!"

We, huh? That's probably not good.

Oh well, she's out of your hair for now. Turning back to the thugs, you see one backhand one of the little frog locals through a building, a yelp of pain escaping it's lips.

"Rizza, no!" An elderly looking local calls, before he's kicked to the ground.

Alright, well, if no one else if gonna be getting in your way any time soon...

You crack your knuckles, letting your power build.

>Go Super Saiyan
>Stay in base form

And

>Rush at Chilled, take him out quick
>Challenge him to a duel, if you win, he leaves the locals alone
>Take the thugs out, get the locals out safely first
>Write in

>>45358798
>Challenge him to a duel, if you win, he leaves the locals alone

>>45358798
>Stay in base form

>Write in

Pretend we're apart of the galactic patrol and tell them that there all under arrest.

Then...

>Take the thugs out, tell the locals to get to safely first

We don't need to hand hold them to tell them to flee.

>>45358798
>"Well them we'll have to do something about you!"

You know. For a deity who has view of all time and space, she is short-sighted as fuck.

She should wait for a full explanation instead of jumping the gun and making assumptions.

That shit gets people killed. If she fucks this up, she's deserves a personal ass whoopin'

>>45358798
Whoops, forgot to vote. Adding to my post >>45358819
>Go Super Saiyan

>>45358821
Second.

>>45358798
>Stay in base form
>Rush at Chilled, take him out quick
We just got threatened by someone else with time travelers. We need to remove the smaller threat now, and before we have to waste time and energy. The little guys will fall in line when the boss is dead.

>>45358798
>Stay in base form
>Rush at Chilled, take him out quick
We just got threatened by someone else with time travelers. We need to remove the smaller threat now, and before we have to waste time and energy. The little guys will fall in line when the boss is dead.

>>45358798

>Stay in base form
>>Rush at Chilled, take him out quick

>>45358819
>>45358821

Guys, let's think logicaly, here. We can't let Chilled charge up.

We need to kill him first, while he's distracted then handle the rest of the thugs

>>45358798
>Stay in base form
>Rush at Chilled, take him out quick

>>45358900
If Chilled is anything like his descendants he'll believe his base power is enough to kill us even if we take out all his men.

He can't sense ki, so all we need to do is keep our power level slightly above his men before really cutting loose.

Might want to destroy all those scouters first tho.

Wait, I got an idea

>>45358798

Adding to this: >>45358900

>Use telepathy to tell the locals to get to safety as soon as the hostilities starts.

>>45358975

Just like when we stopped those policemen from taking innocents in hostage!

Alrighty, roll me a d5000+700

Since he can't sense Ki, Explosive Afterimage (as well as the regular one) will do a number on him, I'm pretty sure.

Rolled 4078 + 700 (1d5000 + 700)

>>45359007

Rolled 783 + 700 (1d5000 + 700)

>>45359007
PUNCH THEM IN THE SCHNOZZ!

>>45359007

here we go

Rolled 2808 + 700 (1d5000 + 700)

>>45359007

Rolled 1534 + 700 (1d5000 + 700)

>>45359007

Rolled 2130 + 700 (1d5000 + 700)

>>45359007

test

>>45359032

pretty good.

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Alright, time to do this. You shout a warning telepathically, telling the locals to make a run for it, before leaping atop one of the huts, avoiding making any noise, you rush across the roof and leap, coming down at the shrimpy Arcosian.

He notices your shadow descending on him, just as you're about to land on him, trying to dodge out of the way. "What the devil?" He demands in a falsetto voice.

He almost escapes your grip, but you get a solid hold on both his horns, planting your feet firmly in the ground, you hurl him skywards, rushing up after him, as the thugs try to blast where you were.

Chilled swings his tail in a wide arc, the limb flying down at your face, but you catch it one handed, driving your other fist into his gut.

"Nice leotard!" You laugh, as he doubles over in pain.

With your grip still firmly on his tail, you swing him about over head, like a rag doll, before tossing him back down, aiming towards the badlands outside of town, he plows into the rocky ground outside the village.

Batting aside a few more blasts from the thugs, you watch as Chilled tries to dig himself free, before noticing that a lot of the thugs have grabbed some of the locals too slow to outrun them, blasters pressed to the backs of their heads, execution style.

"Surrender now, freak!" One of them orders, "Or these little mutants get it."

>Fine then, you don't know them. Focus on Chilled.
>Alright, finish the thugs off.
>Write in

>>45359272
Use telekinesis to snap all their necks.

We do have that right?

>>45359272
>Write in
"Hostages are a limited commodity, dumbass. Kill them, then I just kill you. In fact, I'll do that right after I kill your boss."
Kill Chilled now.

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>>45359272
>Alright, finish the thugs off.
Hey look, I made salsa! It took me like, ten seconds. Eleven tops.

>>45359322
Second.

>>45359272
>Fake a surrender to get their attention, then use Solar Flare.
>Knock out the thugs.

>>45359272
>Alright, finish the thugs off.

>>45359272
After-image all around the soldiers, grab the thugs and then throw them at Chilled.

When they all get gathered together use Galactic Wind to trap them all in the vortex.

>>45359342
>>45359272
I'm changing my vote to this.>>45359346

>>45359298
We don't have telekinesis, just telepathy.

>>45359272
Super speed grab the hostages replacing them with our explosive after image

>>45359414
Something to work on when we get back.

I want my psychic neck snapping!

>>45359272

>Use Solar Flare on the thugs after telling the locals to protect their eyes

>Kill Chilled, then flash step to save the hostages

solar flare it is

gimme a d100+30

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Rolled 77 + 30 (1d100 + 30)

>>45359545

Rolled 72 + 30 (1d100 + 30)

>>45359545

Rolled 13 + 30 (1d100 + 30)

>>45359545

>>45359545

Yay!

>>45359561
Damnit anon.

Rolled 56 + 30 (1d100 + 30)

>>45359545

probably a bad roll.

>>45359570
Was there supposed to be a roll there?

Rolled 19 + 30 (1d100 + 30)

>>45359545

Hmm, surrender, huh? Alright, you can do that.

You drop down, holding your arms high. "I surrender!" You announce, loudly and clearly.

They nod, a few keeping their weapons trained on the little frog creatures, while one steps forward with a pair of taser cuffs.

Adorable. You send a warning to the prisoners, telling them to keep their eyes shut.

You hold your wrists out, as the guard closes the gap, looking wary of you, "You guys sure are good at negotiating." You remark dryly, "Oh, before you take me in, one last thing?"

They exchange glances nervously, "Uhhh, sure?" The closest guard mumbles.

You whip your hands up to your face, feeling Chilled's power building out in the wastes. Damn, gotta make this quick.

"Solar Flare!"

The thugs scream as you blind them, rushing forwards, you conk each one out in a single blow, keeping them alive, for now, you jump back and forth between them, dusting your hands off as you leave them in a pile.

"Thank you great saviour!" One of the locals cheers you on, grabbing at your hand and smiling up at you. "You have saved our lives, and for that we are eternally grateful."

"Biggie, come on, we gotta get outta here." Another one warns him, the two creatures speaking with the exact same voice.

Weird things, funny looking.

You feel a tap on your shoulder as they turn to flee into the wastelands in the opposite direction from Chilled.

"Having fun?" Towa asks, a genuine smile on her face. "You made quick work of them."

>Not much of a challenge
>Sure, I'm getting to use my brain
>Not the time Towa, got an Arcosian to kill
>Hey, you know anything about that pink girl from earlier?
>Write in

>>45359625
We have plenty of rolls. We need turkey, mashed potatoes, cranberries, and gravy.

>>45359718
>Not much of a challenge
>Hey, you know anything about that pink girl from earlier?

>>45359718
>Not the time Towa, got an Arcosian to kill
>and you WILL explain the other person when this is over

>>45359718
>Hey, you know anything about that pink girl from earlier?
>You still want Chilled dead, or what?

>>45359718
"What the hell is your problem? Seriously. They already had a Saiyan coming here. You just sent me here to just mess with the time line some more, not to actually help these people."

>>45359718
>Not the time Towa, got an Arcosian to kill

>>45359718
>Sure, I'm getting to use my brain
>Hey, you know anything about that pink girl from earlier?
>Don't ignore Chilled, go Super Saiyan if necessary.

>>45359718

>Kill Chilled quickly, before answering Towa

>Don't get distracted

>then, say "Sure, I'm getting to use my brain" and ask about the pink girl

Please precise you vote to kill Chilled, guys. Just telling Towa about it won't be enough.

>>45360100
Chuckles wouldn't dick with us like that...

Would he?

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You squat low, building your power, charging up, as you make conversation. "Say... Towa, you know anything about that pink girl from earlier?"

She seems bemused by your question. "Pink girl? I didn't see a pink girl... but if it's who I'm thinking of, then she's merely a slight annoyance to my plans." She steps off her staff, spinning it lazily in her grip. "Though knowing her, she might well be sending some... interesting foes for you to deal with to help Chilled."

"Oh joy." You sigh. "So, what, is she evil or something then, if she's helping Chilled?"

She lets out a laugh. "Well, she's certainly not the type of person I'd agree with. Take that as you will." She taps her staff against the ground, holding a hand out, a small device forms in her hand, handing it over to you. "Should you need my help, just press this button."

You take it from her, pretty small thing, about the size of an eraser, with a single button set in it. "What'll it do?"

"Take you home, on a one way trip." Towa sighs, "Now if you don't mind, I have other affairs to handle around here." She smirks, her eyes drifting towards a mountain in the distance. "Tata."

Your power topped out, you let your aura flare out. Come to think of it... you can sense a decent power level under that mountain.

Eh, something for later. You got a Chilled to kill.

You dash out to the wastelands, finding him having pulled off a transformation, standing nearly three times his original size, looking almost halfway intimidating now and less like a giant purple and orange tamp-

"So, you wretched little creature," Chilled shrills, pacing a circle around you. "You wish to wrestle with the GREAT Lord Chilled?" He tosses a blast at you, with you knock skywards, "And yet! You did not even bring your own leotard?" He snaps the shoulder strap of his own, "You SHAME yourself as a warrior. Tell me, what kind of SAVAGE planet breeds a brute like you?"

>Saiyans, of planet Vegeta
>Machine Mutants, buncha dicks we are!
>Write in

>>45360217
>>Write in
"Planet 419"

>>45360217
>Machine Mutants, buncha dicks we are!

>>45359718
>Not the time Towa, got an Arcosian to kill

>>45360217
>Machine Mutants, buncha dicks we are!

So advanced that we're virtually indistinguishable from organic life!

>>45360217
"The future or something. I'm sure telling you this would fuck with the timeline but since I'm gonna kill you anyways it won't matter much"

>>45360217
>This planet, from the FUTURE

>>45360217
>Write in
"I'll tell you...IN HFIL!"

>>45360217
>Write in
Planet Beehay! Its rife with space worms! You'd love it, being the worm you are.

(Machine Mutants world is called M-2 btw)

>>45360217
>The Scorch Demon planet.

>>45360340
Nah we've done enough grunt work for Kame we'll probably get a free pass on all those bug people we killed and ate.

>>45360373
If killing bugs was so wrong, every mammal on Earth would be going to HFIL.

>>45360399
They aren't sentient though

>>45360373
Man it'd be weird if you're in heaven and the guy who killed and ate your whole race showed up.

>>45360414
You sound like the Buggers did when they were shooting up the Earth with death rays.

>>45360217

>Use afterimage and sneak attack him while he wait for the answer

>>45360247
>>45360253
>>45360310
>>45360315
>>45360333
>>45360340
>>45360349
>>45360371


Remember: Kabuya is a sneaky fighter, not a fool.

>>45360477

Wait...

>wrestling leotard
>sneak attack


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LitDGyxFh4

Alright, ill boil it down

>Machine mutant
>Welcome, from the WORLD OF TOMORROW!

>>45360477
We're doing this for fun.

>>45360477
We're a face tho. Not a heel.

We don't do sneak attacks.

>>45360524

Fun is for after victory

>>45360520
>Welcome, from the WORLD OF TOMORROW!

>>45360520
>Machine mutant
This will make Frieza never want to be a filthy machine

>>45360520
>>Welcome, from the WORLD OF TOMORROW!

>>45360520
>Machine mutant

>>45360520

>Machine mutant

>>45360532

Kabuya is definitively a heel.

Also, sneak attacks are her go-to tactic

>>45360543
Or he'll get machine mutated and we'll have Frieza transforming all his captured worlds and turn them into one gigantic super metal world, becoming twenty times worse then Big gete star Frieza.

>>45360520
>Welcome, from the WORLD OF TOMORROW!

>>45360572
>>45360532
Kabuya would probably really like wrestling till she learns it's choreographed. Wrestling is the balet of the fighting world.

>>45360539
Saiyans have fun during a fight, it's part of their nature.

>>45360520
>Machine mutant

>>45360602
Ballet isn't easy tho.

I-I mean not that I would know...or anything.

>>45360605

Have you been following the quest?

>>45360638
Have you forgotten we're playing as a Space Monkey?

>>45360628

Wrestling isn't easy, either.

>>45360602

...Maybe Kabu could start Pro Wrestling, once she get back home.

It's basicaly getting payed to pretend to fight and to get hit.

>>45360638
It's not like any of this is real.

This'll just create a divergent reality that will have no impact our own main universe.

Only Whis seems to have the power of true time travel.

machine mutant it is

>>45360602
She'd probably like wrestlers who were great in ring but sucked ass at trying to talk or cut a promo. Lesnar, Lance Storm, Benoit

forgot to ask for dice

gimme d50000+14000

>>45360685

It IS real, just for other people.

>>45360680

... So, did you miss all the other times Kabu fought, or did you just not read the quest?

Because, you know, there's a reason why Kabu tries to make her fights as short as possible.

Rolled 37557 + 14000 (1d50000 + 14000)

>>45360732
we're going straight for the ridiculous dice

Rolled 31800 + 1400 (1d50000 + 1400)

>>45360732

test

Rolled 31715 + 14000 (1d50000 + 14000)

>>45360732

Rolled 34742 + 14000 (1d50000 + 14000)

>>45360732

Rolled 986, 75, 870, 761, 1059, 1354, 1124, 406, 845, 1365, 179, 412, 291, 464, 458, 930, 10, 1285, 211, 488, 677, 575, 1024, 469, 144 = 16462 (25d1400)

>>45360732

Rolled 34127 + 14000 (1d50000 + 14000)

>>45360732

Rolled 32154 + 1400 (1d50000 + 1400)

>>45360732

>>45360760
>>45360758
>>45360751
>all over 30k.
nice

>>45360763
dear lord anon what did you do?

>>45360751

Not bad at all.

>>45360779
I...I don't know.

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You slap a bicep, "I'm an incredibly advanced biomechanical construct, made by the Machine Mutants. Very convincing."

He spits a gob on the ground between you, "Very well! I shall make it the imperative of ALL those who follow in my line, that we wipe these.... Machine Mutants from the face of my Universe!

"Your universe, huh?" You smirk a little. You know what, Towa was right, this is kinda fun. "Alright? Show me what you've got that makes the universe yours."

You clap your hands and wave him forwards, going Super Saiyan in a bright flash. The rocks around your feet crack from the output of energy, before you ease it off, down to your controlled state.

Chilled swipes an arm at you, a slicing pink slash aimed at your feet, but you just hop over it, dust swarming up behind you as it bursts explosions along the ground.

You feint left, baiting Chilled to throw a punch, before you catch his wrist, moving right and driving a knee into his gut.

You feel the air rush out of him, before you sweep his legs out from under him, kneeling over his chest, you use the wrist you grabbed to force him to viciously backhand himself across the face.

"What's the matter Chilled?" You laugh, "Thought you were the king of the universe? Not very regal to go slapping yourself."

His irises shrink down to tiny, hateful dots. "You... impudent, PETULANT, CONTEMPTUOUS WHORE!" He screams, lashing forward and trying to headbutt you,

You move faster than he can, catching his forehead with his free hand, you raise your eyebrows for a moment, before bashing his head back down onto the rocks, again, and again and AGAIN!

He finally remembers he has a tail, trying to snake it around your throat and strangle you. You tug it loose, but he manages to take his chance, clawing his way out from under you, a nasty crack lining one of the horns sticking out from his head, and his eyes looking hazy, punch drunk.

>"Honestly, I was expecting more"
>Whatever, time to finish him
>Write in

>>45360978
>Whatever, time to finish him

>>45360978
>Write in
"Remember this name!" Super Suplex him. "I AM GENERAL RIIIIILLDOOOOO!"

>>45360978
>>Whatever, time to finish him

>>45360978
>Whatever, time to finish him

Make sure to destroy the head and all/any brain matter. Cooler survived as half a head for a long time drifting through space, and Frieza survived for a long time as a decapitated head.

>>45360978
>Whatever, this is stupid. Knock him out then check out what Towa is doing.

>>45360978
>>Whatever, time to finish him

>Don't get cocky or distracted, and make sure to entirely destroy his body

>Once he's dead: "I expected you to be a cool guy."

>>45360978
>Whatever, time to finish him

>>45360978
>SWITCHING TO OVERDRIVE SEQUENCE
>KABUYA: GOLD MODE!
>CHARGING KABUYA KANNON...
>3...
>2...
>1!!!

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Alrighty, heres the thing

Roll me a d100
DC is 95

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>45361206

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>45361206

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>45361206

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>45361206
Has someone come here Chuckles? Some sort of Savior?

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>45361206
Oh boy

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>45361206

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>45361206
you are not sensible, chuckles

>>45361206
We weren't mean to win that were we?

Welp.

Time to go SSJ.

>I am SUPER MACHINE! OVER DRIVE MODE ACTIVATE!

>>45361316
We're already super-saiyan.

>>45361269

Or multiple, less-saviorish combatants.

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>45361206

Well, rolling anyway

>>45361316

Nah, Towa told us he was strong enough to battle our Super Saiyan form.

Of course, if we had finished him earlier, it could have been easier

>>45361334

Why are we super saiyan, though? We voted to keep normal.

Mmmh, it's still ok.

We just need to remember our training.

>>45361439

More specificaly, one or two particular part of our training.

>>45361415
read >>45360978, we went SSJ right before actually fighting him.

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>>45361439
>>45361461

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You get into the bit a little. "Switching to OVERDRIVE SEQUENCE! KABUYA: GOLD MODE!" You cup your hands, "CHARGING KABUYA KANNON... THREE... TWO... ONE! FIRE!"

You hurl the beam at him, dead centre, the Arcosian wobbling on his feet. There's no way in hell he can dodge that.

The blast hits, kicking up an enormous cloud of dust and smoke, as you finish the attack, dusting your hands off, and-

Who the hell are these three?

A blue skinned... Namekian stands in front of chilled, arms crossed and having taken the full force of your blast, his shirt is left as little more than tatters, on either side of him, stands a small grey skinned... blob thing, wearing a hideous shade of pink and green, and on the other side a tall red headed human(?) wearing...

"Is that a Capsule Corp jacket?" You ask. "What are you? My OTHER time travelling kid?"

"You are attempting to change history for the worse!" The Namekian growls, "The Arcosians can't declare war on the Machine Mutants, that's... who knows what kind of mistakes that could lead to!" He strikes a pose, "I, Snare of the Time Patrollers will stop you!"

The red head starts talking, repeating the exact same thing. "You are attempting to change history for the worse!" blah blah blah, "I, Gener Rik of the Time Patrollers will stop you!"

You look to the last guy, expecting the same schpiel, but he just stares at you... through you, breathing heavily.

Well, that was uncomfortable.

"Lord Chilled!" They round in unison, "You can survive in the vacuum of space, you need to fly away, as fast as you can!"

>Get out of my way, idiots
>"Towa? You wanna help out with this? Three on one seems unbalanced."
>Screw this, push the go home button
>Write in

>>45361482
Toss a Galactic Storm at Chilled to keep him there and start clubbing him with the time travelers.

"TELL YOUR PINK HAIRED BOSS TO STOP INTERFERING!"

>>45361482
>"Oh? But if I don't destroy him right now, then he really will go declare war on the Machine Mutants."

>>45361482
>"Towa? You wanna help out with this? Three on one seems unbalanced."

>>45361482
>Write in
"I've had it with Towa jumping in and out of my life whenever she wants, and your pink haired bitch isn't gonna start that now either!"
and use Galactic storm to stop Chilled while we deal with these asshats.

Is there anyway we could combine Galactic Storm with Thunder Shock Surprise?

>>45361482

Actually, >>45361526
really does raise a good point. He probably thinks that a machine mutant beat him to within an inch of his life. In fact, by preventing us from killing him, that will guarantee a war between his forces and the machine mutants.

>>45361482
>"Hey, Generic dude, you may have noticed that Chilled isn't wearing a scouter like you are. The Arcosians didn't have those until they stole it from us after we acquired it from the Tuffles."
>"Which leaves him out in the cold."
>"..."
>"MINE!"
>Fly off after Chilled.

>tfw you're a xenoverse antagonist

It's a good feel

>>45361482

Seconding >>45361526

+

>Throw a Galactic Storm at Chilled, then Bear Claw him as hard as possible

>>45361599
its possible, sure. itd need some set up time and some practice

>>45361482
>stands a small grey skinned... blob thing, wearing a hideous shade of pink and green,


SHIT!

>>45361599

Thunder Shock Surprise is good to stop people from moving, but the problem is that it needs a constant power output.

>>45361725
Ok.

Something for later then.

Call it something like....Cosmic Thunder.

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>>45361728
Time to get in the fuck box!

>>45361766

Galactic Thunderstorm

so GW and pointing out that they're idiots before rushing chilled

Roll me a d200000+14000

lets get these dice retarded

Rolled 63152 + 14000 (1d200000 + 14000)

>>45361866
these dice are a pain on my dyslexia

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Rolled 84428 + 14000 (1d200000 + 14000)

>>45361866

Rolled 60383 + 14000 (1d200000 + 14000)

>>45361866

Rolled 87993 + 14000 (1d200000 + 14000)

>>45361866

Rolled 108986 + 14000 (1d200000 + 14000)

>>45361866

>>45361926
you guys got lucky

>>45361946
I saved us?

Rolled 173642 + 14000 (1d200000 + 14000)

>>45361866

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>>45361978

>>45361993

Now you roll this.

>>45361993
couldn't you have been a bit faster, anon?

>>45362024
>>45362023
If I was faster then I would have rolled low with the others in that cluster.

I hope Mom will be happy that her technique ended up killing an Arcosian tyrant in the past

What if we combined the Bear Claw and the Galactic Storm into the Ursa Major?

>>45362103
Ursa Major should be when we have all four arms out.

Ursa Minor can be the normal two-handed attack!

>>45362103
Anon... you're a good anon, that's what you are.
Now we have to develop and patent that move to use against some asshats that really deserve it.

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You're not letting this fucker get away. You gather the energy in your palm and toss it over their heads, bursting it on Chilled, keeping him pinned down.

"You guys know you're idiots, right?" You point out. "He won't be able to declare war on the Machine Mutants if I kill him. If he gets away, all he knows is that he was beaten within an inch of his life by a Machine Mutant."

They stare at you unblikingly for a few moments, before... "GALICK GUN!" The little grey one roars, a pink beam firing Vegeta's move at you. You zip to the side, weaving backwards to avoid a blow from the human, before the Namekian comes crashing at you.

Your fist meets his, and you smirk, half expecting his arm to explode into chunks, but...

No, his punch meets yours, a concussive wave exploding outwards from your fists, and knocking the other two backwards, the air around you rumbling.

Fuck it.

You kick him in the ears, knocking him off balance and rush upwards, catching a flurry of blasts from the grey one as you ascend.

You channel your ki into your fist, bunching it close to your body, as Chilled tries to escape from the Galctic Wind, buffered back and forth by its rolling waves.

"Eat THIS!" You roar, parting the attack at the last moment, and striking him dead in the back of the skull, the explosion bursting through his armour and reducing his head to so much gore.

And just for the sake of it, you grab the body before it falls, hurling it back down at the Namekian.

It slams into him and you follow it up with a quick Kamehameha, reducing the corpse to little more than a pile of dust.

"You did good monkey girl." Towa whispers in your ear, floating away, with that same transparent look as the pink girl. "Very impressive. Return home whenever you like, although... these three might have something of interest on them, although I can't guarantee you anything."

>Job's done, time to go home
>I can handle these losers solo
>Towa? You wanna go a round by my side?
>Write in

>>45362103

>Bear Claw
>Galactic Storm

Like some sorta energy-hurricane punch thing?

Or some sorta rotating energy/wind razor buzzsaw around the fists/wrists?

>>45362151
>>Towa? You wanna go a round by my side?
"It'll be fun."

>>45362151
>>I can handle these losers solo

>>45362151
is that a red-spiky-haired potentially partial saiyan?
run
Run
RUUUUUNNN!

but seriously, because it's kabu
>I can handle these losers solo.
Worst case scenario, we get beat up like shit, which isn't really a bad thing.

>>45362151
>Job's done, time to go home
>Be seeing ya!

>>45362151
>Write in
"I better not return to a reality where everything's changed because of this Towa."

Turn to the time travelers.

"I'm not the bad guy here. Your little boss didn't stick around for me to tell her everything. So really this is her fault for being a presumptuous little bitch."

>Tell them everything

>>45362151
>Hmmm, lots of vegetables around here, you boys want some traditional Saiyan stew?

>>45362151
>Towa? You wanna go a round by my side?

I'll admit, being a Xenoverse antagonist is pretty fun.

>>45357153
I will never get over how disgustingly ugly that picture you throw on every OP is.

Fuck those bitches are absolutely hideous.

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>>45362282

>>45362151
>Towa? You wanna go a round by my side?
Time to get some loot. Also I bet Kabu is curious to how Towa fights.

>>45362319
Second.

I find them appealing.

>>45362151
>I can handle these losers solo

>>45362151
>Towa? You wanna go a round by my side?

>>45362282
A different art style would probably depict them better, but they're not "ugly", but then again me and my musclegirl fetish are pretty biased in this scenario.

>>45362151
>Towa? You wanna go a round by my side?

>>45362321
>>45362281
>>45362212
>>45362200
>>45362197

Guys, we did the job. No need to shoot at the police even more.

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>>45362371
you mean like this?

>>45362410

This is far worse than the OP pic, imo

>>45362410
Not a fan, Plague does it better

>>45362434
Short supply of good female Saiyan art anon.

Well. Ones that aren't 'Super spehsul Ma-reeh Soo' level.

>>45362390
All I see is three idiots that could put up a good fight. Tag teaming with Towa is a bonus.

>>45362410
eh, the style itself is better, but the artist reduced the definition and tone of their muscles and made them (especially their thighs) a little pudgy.
That's not good musclegirl material, really.

Alrighty, roll me 3d50000+30000

Rolled 39251, 41429, 34339 + 30000 = 145019 (3d50000 + 30000)

>>45362502

>>45362151
>>Job's done, time to go home

>Hope for you nothing in my timeline changed because of this guy's death.

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>>45362491
Do anything for ya?

also chuckles, feel free to take this

Rolled 22128, 17709, 5632 + 30000 = 75469 (3d50000 + 30000)

>>45362502

Rolled 10541, 644, 18747 + 30000 = 59932 (3d50000 + 30000)

>>45362502

Rolled 38803, 37502, 37655 + 30000 = 143960 (3d50000 + 30000)

>>45362502

Rolled 9196, 45588, 41543 + 30000 = 126327 (3d50000 + 30000)

>>45362502

Rolled 7795, 2036, 15124 + 30000 = 54955 (3d50000 + 30000)

>>45362502

Rolled 25196, 42575, 4168 + 30000 = 101939 (3d50000 + 30000)

>>45362502

Rolled 37845, 19303, 10152 + 30000 = 97300 (3d50000 + 30000)

>>45362519
now we're talking, anon.
got any more of those?

>>45362502

>>45362514
>>45362540
I think even Dumpling is going to have trouble with this one.

well thatll do it

>>45362558

He's being held down by the chumps in his group, rather than fighting alongside his main bitches.

>>45362625
Well his main squeeze is on our side.

Man. Imagine Team Four Star playing this mission in Xenoverse.

Their reaction to Kabu getting onscreen would be priceless.

>>45362746
Lani would immediately despise her.

Then secretly love her.

>>45362746
I can hear Lani's laugh already

>>45362746
>"Did the guy we were supposed to be escorting die within a minute? "

>>45362865
>>45362746

>"It's okay, we're three and it's just some kind of Saiyan grunt"

>"Galactic Storm!"

>"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH! WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!?!"

>"I call bullshit."

>"Well, guys, it seems the Dumplin just discovered the new bad guy"

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You turn to the demon, "Yo, Towa, wanna go a round by my side? It'll be fuuuun."

For a moment, she looks half tempted, but slowly shakes her head, as you flip the Namekian over your hip. "No thanks. But! While I'm here, I shall gather some battle data." She snaps her fingers, and in two bursts of red light, two blue skinned creatures dressed similar to Towa appear, one her 'husband', the one you saw on Namek, thanks to her jumping back and forth on your timeline, while the other looks like...

"Towa, why'd you make a demon copy of my daughter?" You ask.

She rolls her eyes. "It was ENTIRELY a coincidence, I assure you." She looks down to the fight as Mira charges the redhead. "This is Churai, a female prototype to Mira."

You raise an eyebrow. "You made a female prototype... for your husband?"

She inhales slowly, eyes pointing upwards. "It was a phase." She snaps her fingers and Churai rushes downwards, "Inferior in most ways, but she can still throw a punch. Now, have fun. I have other things to attend to."

With Churai taking on the blob creature, you rush up at the Namekian, once more building up a Kabuya Kannon, you take him right in the belly, the explosion bursting him even higher.

He catches himself as you rise after him, the atmosphere growing thinner, yet... you can feel yourself breathing deeper, storing oxygen in your lungs and burning through it slowly... might be side effect of your super saiyan training.

The Namekian's having trouble now, sweat droplets running down his face, when you see something hilarious over his shoulder.

This high up in the atmosphere.... "Hey champ, guess what?"

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"Wha-"

You feel the hairs sprouting, the familiar feral kick, as your limbs expand and grow, towering up over the Namekian with a bassy chuckle. "That. BEAR KLAW!"

Your enormous fist crushes down on him, downing the blue man in one hit, the explosion sending him hurtling down from orbit to embed in the earth below.

This is gonna be fun. The light of the moon is already recovering what little damage you took.

Charging back down, you summon Four Witches arms, coming to a pause above the others. Rubbing your real hands back and forth furiously, you hurl an enormous Dragon Spit at the blob creature, catching him in the back and crushing him to the planet surface, the fires burning the creature as he lets out a low growl.

The redhead goes for your tail, but Churai intercepts him, kicking him in the spine and knocking him off balance.

"KAGED BEAST!" You roar, as the demons quickly retreat.

The explosion is almost as bright as a star, wiping the red head out in a second, he falls in a smoking heap, he and the Namekian disappearing in a flash of green light, before the burning remnants of Dragon Spit knock the grey thing out as well.

Mira and Churai nod, the male taciturn and grim, disappearing in a flash of red, while the female throws you a peace sign and a grin, before following her replacement.

Touching down on the ground, you wait a few hours for the transformation to fade, before taking a look around.

You don't find anything too big or flashy. A nifty looking scouter, one that you're pretty sure is way more advanced than yours from the redhead, nothing from the grey guy and the Namekian dropped.... some weird instrument looking thing? It's made out of porcelain, with a bunch of holes for the fingers just below a mouthpiece.

Huh. Weird thing to carry in battle. You'll someone who knows music about it. Maybe Nappa's got some musician friends. See if it's anything special.

>Time to go home
>Stick around, check on those locals
>Write in

>>45363050
>Stick around, check on those locals
Time to get us some SPLOOGE!

>>45363050
>Stick around, check on those locals

>>45363050
>>Stick around, check on those locals

>>45363050
>Stick around, check on those locals

>Demon copy of Bra
>Prototype for her husband

...gods and angels, has she really been thinking about us like that?

>>45363050
>Time to go home

Should we go pull that soldier we planted in the ground?

Tell him to play nice now that his boss is dead or else he goes back into the ground.

>>45363050
>Time to go home
Don't want Time Patrol reinforcements coming here.

>>45363176

We should check that the thugs won't come back to bother the locals

>>45363050
>Stick around, check on those locals

>>45363036
>>45362963
>>45362865
>>45362746

>"Now who's this chick?"

>"Dunno, but she looks like Bra in GT, if Mira had been the milkman at Bulma's house when Vegeta was in space."

>"... what if Towa was the milkman."

>>45363079
SPUG anon

Super Polymorphic Unleashing Gel

>>45363050

>Time to go home

Stowing your loot in a capsule, you float on over to the village, just in time to find Chilled's grunts waking up, one of the frog locals poking the top of the pile with a stick.

"Get away from me, you runt!" The alien growls, levelling his blaster at the local.

You zip forward, lifting the purple creature out of the way by his head. "Thank you violent saviour!" The local smiles, "I am now bearing your child!"

Your eyes widen a little, "Say what now?"

It laughs, "Just a joke, now would you be so kind as to get rid of these ruffians? I'd feel much safer for my little Wayne if they didn't have their guns." He points a younger local, presumably his son.

You give the pile a hefty kick, sending them flinging about in the air, like jumping in a pile of leaves.

They groan and scream, picking themselves together. "Alright gents." You look around at them. "Lord Chilled is dead, by my hand. At the hands of a Machine Mutant."

>And now for the rest of you to join him
>Leave, and don't come back if you want to live
>Write in

>>45363415
>And now for the rest of you to join him

>>45363415
>>And now for the rest of you to join him

>>45363415
"Leave and never speak of him again. Erase him from the history books"

>>45363415
>>Leave, and don't come back if you want to live

>>45363415
>And now for the rest of you to join him

>>45363415
>Leave, and don't come back if you want to live

>>45363415
>Leave, and don't come back if you want to live

>>45363415
Damnit Chuckles, why did we have to say we were a Machine Mutant to the grunts...
>Leave, and don't come back if you want to live
plus >>45363478

>>45363415
"By the way. What year is it?"

>>45363415
Will Towa give us a bonus if we fuck up this timeline with the Machine Mutant rumor? Cause that'd be great.

>>45363415
>>Leave, and don't come back if you want to live

Are Machine Mutant a real thing? In GT, maybe?

>>45363649
Hm.

I figure they were created by Baby's technology. Since Myuu was made by him and all.

So really, Machine Mutants are Tuffle tech?

>>45363674
did we just tell the PTO to massacre all Tuffles then?

>>45363634

We never discussed payment.

For all we know, she's giving Bulma one of those gold tail rings ancient Saiyan dance-gladiator wore during their erotic representations.

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You watch the fear spread around them as they digest that information. "Leave this planet, and don't return if you value your life. You're to forget Lord Chilled ever existed, I want him forgotten in the history books, understood?"

They gulp nervously, and you sweep an arm at their ship. "Well then get going chumps."

They're practically fighting over the access ramp to get on the ship first, cramming themselves inside and even leaving a few behind, that get stuck with the pods, quickly jettisoning off the planet.

Oh yeah, that guy.

You rush back to the pod you buried, telepathically imparting everything on him, before hurling his pod into orbit, watching him fumble the engine back on.

Back at the village, you're showered with food, the tiny locals heaping bread and vegetables as tall as you on a plate before you, and even a meagre selection of meat that tastes.... "Is this Gundar Rat?" You ask, the meat melting off the bone as you chew.

You haven't had one of these since you were little! They were almost extinct by the time you were born, an expensive delicacy, that mom could only afford once. And man it's delicious.

"It is, the things are a pest, overpopulated, out in the Gundar Wastes." Biggie tells you.

You eat your fill, patting your now full stomach. They offer to heal your wounds, but thanks to the moons rays, you don't need anything, turning the offer down. Probably some voodoo witch doctor medicine, not something you want.

"It was an honour to meet you violent saviour!" Their leader, Rizza bows to you. "Thank you for utterly annihilating our foes."

You shoot him a wink, "No worries."

Just as you're about to hit the go home button, you feel something heavy slip into your pocket. Looking around, you see Towa winking at you.

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"A little something extra for you to take home, for stirring up trouble with the Machine Mutants."

You fish it out, "A Gundar Rat egg? Sweet."

"As for the main body of your payment, I'll have you know, I know where the Saiyan homeworld i-"

"Bulma already found it." You cut her off.

Towa pouts, "Oh." She taps her spear against her cheek for a moment. "I hadn't... really thought of anything else."

>The loot and the egg are enough, this was a pretty easy case.
>Pay me double next time, sound good?
>I want a solid gold tail ring!
>Write in

>>45363760

Maybe not. From the glimpses of the Tuffles, it seems like advanced cyborgs or machines weren't exactly mainstream technology. It seems as if Baby was a one-time project spurred on by the desperation of total extinction.

>>45363919
>Towa, how about this? Lets talk about what you really want and how to get it. Might makes right is boring, and will eventually get you killed.

>>45363919
>Pay me double next time, sound good?
"Raincheck and all that."

>>45363919
This >>45363953
If we can't just give us a solid gold tail ring.

>>45363919
>I want to know what is going on. Who were the others, and what did I just change?

>>45363953
Second.
I find this hilarious coming from a saiyan.

>>45363919

>"Well, you could tell me about 17'sand 18's parents. We're trying to help the Androids.

>Just drop the "mysterious manipulating entity" act, and we call it a deal, ok? If you want me to do something, just be upfront, and we'll discuss


Towa is one of the few people who can easily find them, so let's not waste the oportunity.

>>45363919
I want you to start telling me the truth.

Don't withhold, manipulate or work your words on me. I want you to be upfront with me. Cut to the chase alright? Can you do that? None of this manipulating bullshit.

>>45363919
>>I want a solid gold tail ring!
"Maybe you'll get a chance to see it"

>>45364023

Kabu has wisened up a lot since she left Vegeta in an escape pod.

>>45364039

Hell, if Towa really helps find their parents, we could invite her to the party

'Cmon, guys, it's an oportunity to reunite the twins with their family.

alright mess clear up

>Drop the act, stop trying to play manipulator
>Tail ring, do it!
>Help me find the androids parents
>Write in

>>45364196
>Drop the act, stop trying to play manipulator

>>45364196
>Tail ring, do it!
>>Help me find the androids parents

>>45364196
>Tail ring, do it!

>>45364196

>Drop the act, stop trying to play manipulator
>Help me find the androids parents

>>45364196
>Drop the act, stop trying to play manipulator

>>45364196
>Help me find the androids parents