>>45218841
>[] Sooo, want to come with us
>[] Oh don't be like that, come on, I'm sure the others would love to know we're bringing you along

>>45218841
>[] Sooo, want to come with us
>[] I'm going to find sam

>>45218841
>[] Sooo, want to come with us
>[] Oh don't be like that, come on, I'm sure the others would love to know we're bringing you along

>>45218841
>[] Sooo, want to come with us
>[] Oh don't be like that, come on, I'm sure the others would love to know we're bringing you along

>>45218841
>[] Sooo, want to come with us
>[] I'm going to find sam
>[] Oh don't be like that, come on, I'm sure the others would love to know we're bringing you along


I just realized Sam would be the Harem master if this was an anime. I just find it funny.

>>45218938
>I just realized Sam would be the Harem master if this was an anime
Nah, Sam has too much personality for a harem MC.

>>45218841
So one piece tomorrow right?
BRABRABRABRABRABRA!

>>45218841
>[] Sooo, want to come with us
>[] I'm going to find sam
>[] Oh don't be like that, come on, I'm sure the others would love to know we're bringing you along

>>45218841
>[] Sooo, want to come with us
>[] Oh don't be like that, come on, I'm sure the others would love to know we're bringing you along

>>45218958
Mein nigger

I stare at her for a moment, as a cold breeze blows through the gas lit street, orange fire light and grey moonlight clashing together. I smile, and shrug. Well, we've already got minor, berry, poi and Little green tagging along for the ride...one more friendly face couldn't hurt at all, could it.

"Soooo, want to come with us?" I ask happily as I take a step towards her and Berry gasps in surprise

"But..she killed innocent people, that's why she was in the arena in the first place right I mean I don't mean to be rude but I don't want someone like"Berry begins to say rapidly

"OH like I care, Sam would do it to if he had the reason to, no matter how weak" I say sternly "and besides, she's not that bad, it's just...hard to explain"

"Oh, no she's right" Smiley says sadly, her ears drooping down as she starts to walk away "I'm a danger, It's better if you just leave me here, it's better for everyone...I just wanted to say thank you before"

"Don't be like that" I say, grabbing her shoulder, dragging her behind me as she yelps in surprise "Come on, I'm going to find Sam and I'm sure the others would love to know we're bringing you along"

"Well...I guess if you believe in her, I should to" Berry sighs

"No reason to do that" Smiley says "I was just...hey are...thank you"

She sighs and falls limp, letting me pull her along without even a struggle

"So...where are you going" Smiley asks "I mean you certainly don't look like you want to stick around here...I know I don't"

What do you say?
[] Oh, to get back to our friend
[] Berry?
[] The others can tell you
[] I'll tell you, if you tell me why you're alone
[] Does it mater?
[] you'll see soon enough
[] write in

>>45218958
You'll see in an hour or two
but most likely

>>45219164
[] Does it mater?
[] you'll see soon enough

>>45219164
>[] Oh, to get back to our friend
>[] Berry?

>>45219164
>[] I'll tell you, if you tell me why you're alone

>>45219164
>[] Oh, to get back to our friend
>[] Berry?

>>45219164
>[] Oh, to get back to our friend
>[] Berry?

>>45219164
>[] Oh, to get back to our friend

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>>45219164
>[] Oh, to get back to our friend
>[] Berry?

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>>45219143

"Oh well, see it's not anything really...well amazing, we just want to get our friend back" I sigh looking up at the sunset, watching the sun slowly fade away into the distance "And after that, I don't really know, Berry? think you could explain it a bit better, I'm not one to talk on and on about this sort of stuff"

"Well, okay but I don't think I can do better" Berry sighs, slouching her shoulders "Well the whole reason they're traveling as far as they told me is that, well their friend, who's a witch of somekind lives out here, and they're worried about her"

"Oh...that's, really nice, I mean you could just stay safe but you're risking everything for her" Smiley says with a smiles "she must be really good friend for that"

What do you say?
[] No just a friend...oh hey Sam!
[] She's a pervert
[] Well, she's the only person in any world that can make Sam listen to her
[] She's just a friend, like everyone in our little bunch of misfits, and you to
[] She is...a great friend, wouldn't trader her for anything
[] I hope she still is
[] write in

>>45219308
>[] She is...a great friend, wouldn't trader her for anything
>[] I hope she still is

>>45219308
>[] She is...a great friend, wouldn't trader her for anything
>[] I hope she still is
Also
>[] Well, she's the only person in any world that can make Sam listen to her.

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>>45219308
>[] She is...a great friend, wouldn't trader her for anything

>>45219239
pic related

>>45219308
>[] She is...a great friend, wouldn't trader her for anything
>[] I hope she still is
>[] Well, she's the only person in any world that can make Sam listen to her.

>>45219308
>[] She's a pervert
>[] I hope she still is
>[] She is...a great friend, wouldn't trader her for anything

"She's a great friend, I wouldn't trade her for anything" I say smiling as I walk along, wonder where Sam has gone, the last time I saw him he was just sort of chasing after two idiots who tried to get a bit too friendly with Lucy and Minor...they're probably dead now.."Or I hope she still is at least"

"Wait...what do you mean, hope, do you think she's changed someway?" Berry asks, tilting her head "I mean I heard witches deal in dark magic but...isn't she your friend surely she'd be able to...I don't know, use it without falling to it's lure"

"People change ...er little one" Smiley says, trying her best to sound like a wize old master, I think she's watched a few too many kung fuu movies "Especially when they're alone, She's probably just worried she has...floated down a different stream and changed into.."

"Oh hey, talking bout Changing?" Sam says with a shit eating grin as he walks out of an alley way, the burnt side of his face hidden by shadows, at least until he steps out into the street "Well if you're gonna do that, tell me first, you know I hate being left out of parties like that"

"Oh hey Sam" I say smirking as Smiley blushes and Berry tilts her head in confusion

"Hey Krovy" he says flatly as he cleans his ear, before he glares at Smiley, his single red eye flaring with anger "Why's she following you around"

"Sh..she said I could..I could come to" Smiley says meekly, covering her head as she slumps forward

"Oh...well guess I can't argue, Friend of my friend is my friend or something along those lines, always hated philosophy class so I wouldn't know" He yawns "Soooo, talking about changing"

I sigh and shake my head

What do you do?
[] humor him
[] We weren't talking about it like that
[] So where's minor and Lucy?
[] We're leaving soon right
[] Oh well, I could think of something I'd like to see you in
[] Do you even know where bai...Poorapoora is
[] Oh like you even have a chance, Sam
[] write in

>>45219594
>[] Oh like you even have a chance, Sam
>[] Oh well, I could think of something I'd like to see you in
>[] So where's minor and Lucy?

>>45219594
>[] Oh well, I could think of something I'd like to see you in
>[] humor him
>[] So where's minor and Lucy?

>>45219594
>[] So where's minor and Lucy?
>[] We're leaving soon right

>>45219594
>[] So where's minor and Lucy?
>[] We're leaving soon right

>>45219594
>[] Oh like you even have a chance, Sam
>[] Do you even know where bai...Poorapoora is

>>45219594
>[] Oh well, I could think of something I'd like to see you in
>[] So where's minor and Lucy?

>>45219594
>[] Oh like you even have a chance, Sam
>[] So where's minor and Lucy?
>>[] Do you even know where bai...Poorapoora is

>>45219594
>[] Oh like you even have a chance, Sam
>[] So where's minor and Lucy?
>[] We're leaving soon right

"So where's Minor and Lucy?" I say leaning to get a peek behind him, just to be sure they're not right behind him in the alleyway

"Trying to get that annoying slime of yours into the cart" He sighs, leaning back as he puts his hands in his coat "I went for a walk because of all of the noise it was making, it was making me want to kill myself"

"Don't!" Berry shouts, actually sounding worried "Come on, you have to make Poi be quite or"

"Awkward" Smiley says with a giggle as sam's face twitches and

"AHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHA" He laughs loudly leaning forward with a evil looking grin "God, you know, at least you can make me laugh"

What do you do?
[]go and make Poi get into the cart 1d100
[] She's not annoying
[] Sam...don't be a dick
[] Yeah, this is pretty much how it's going to be for you here on out, take some time to enjoy some peace and quite while you can, girl
[]He..He was joking Berry, he didn't really mean it
[] Don't take suicide lightely
[] Why don't you help them?
[] write in

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>45219840
>[] Yeah, this is pretty much how it's going to be for you here on out, take some time to enjoy some peace and quite while you can, girl
>[]He..He was joking Berry, he didn't really mean it
>[]go and make Poi get into the cart 1d100
>Sam if you keep freaking them out i'll have to put a muzzle on you...... wait you might like that.

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>45219840
>[] She's not annoying
>[] Yeah, this is pretty much how it's going to be for you here on out, take some time to enjoy some peace and quite while you can, girl
>[]He..He was joking Berry, he didn't really mean it
>[]go and make Poi get into the cart 1d100

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>45219840
>[]go and make Poi get into the cart 1d100
>[] She's not annoying

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>45219840
>[]He..He was joking Berry, he didn't really mean it
>[]go and make Poi get into the cart 1d100

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>45219840
>[]He..He was joking Berry, he didn't really mean it
>[] Yeah, this is pretty much how it's going to be for you here on out, take some time to enjoy some peace and quite while you can, girl
>[]go and make Poi get into the cart 1d100

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>45219840
>[] She's not annoying
>[]He..He was joking Berry, he didn't really mean it
>[] Yeah, this is pretty much how it's going to be for you here on out, take some time to enjoy some peace and quite while you can, girl
>[]go and make Poi get into the cart 1d100

>>45219888
>>45219932
>the Poi whisperer

Hey HM, can you learn different languages like *Slime* in this game?

Wait, how could she not...oh right she isn't a player so she wouldn't know that would she.

"He..He was joking Berry" I say as sweetly as I can manage while trying to stop myself from laughing my ass of along with sam "He didn't really mean it and...wait..you said Poi was..she isn't annoying sam"

"But why would he do...Oh yeah, he's Sam" Berry sighs, blushing slightly as she covers her face "I feel stupid now"

"You should" Sam says shrugging "And yes he is, all she does is say the same two words over and over louder and louder, and she never leaves you alone!, EVER!"

"Oh she just doesn't know how to talk like us, and she just wants to play" I shout back, getting in his face

"WELL TELL HER TO FUCK OFF, I DON'T LIKE SLIMES" Sam says, his face turning red as he stops, panting, with a grin on his face

"is this how it always is with these guys?" Smiley asks, sounding a bit worried "I didn't just walk in on something horrible, did I?"

"No, they just like to argue with eachother for some reason, Miss Lucy and Mr Dracual especially so" Berry sighs as she starts to walk away

"Oh I do more than argue, I insult, demean and harrass, I'm the full package baby!" Sam says proudly, puffing his chest out

"Suuure you are...but yeah, this is pretty much how it always is, so you better get used to it, maybe get some peace and quite while you can, you know girl" I say smiling as I follow the two down the street, Sam chuckling behind me as I go

"Oh don't worry, it's fine" Smiley says happily "I'm just happy you don't hate me"

"Well why would?" I begin to say before I see our cart and poi squirming around like a misbehaving little brat

"Oh master, you have returned at last" Little green says happily from next to the cart, turning to look at me

"Hey come on just get in the cart already!" Lucy says angrily "You're ruining my... JUST GET IN THE FUCKING CART"

"Yelling at her is just making her even more excited, just...maybe if we got her something"


>>45219941
You can try to,

>>45220162
"Minor sighs, tapping her chin as she watches Lucy struggle to keep Poi in the cart as the slime waves back and forth, chanting her own name happily as she covers Lucy's robe in slime

"POI!" I shout loudly, the blueish grey slime girl stops, and frown guiltily, shrinking back with a weak sounding "toi"

"Oh thank you sister" Lucy sighs heavily as she slumps forward "godamn, I..I godamn"

"Toooooi" Poi wails sadly

"How'd you do that anyways?" Minor asks as she looks at toi "Oh don't worry, I'll get you an apple later"

"Don't encourage her" Lucy groans as she tries to get a glob of slime out of her hair

"By god, you did the impossible, you made her shut up" Sam says with a chuckle "Well now that that's done...we should leave, before we start talking like were in a shitty vampire movie"

"Not even going to ask" Berry sighs as she walks over to the cart and climbs in

What do you do?
[] punish poi 1d100
[] Chat with little green
[] introduce Smiley
[] Clean up Lucy and try to cheer her up
[] Encourage poi with Minor
[] Take a nap
[] sit in front with same
[] try to teach one of the monsters something 1d100
[] write in

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>45220229
>[] introduce Smiley
>[] try to teach one of the monsters something 1d100
Poie nglish.

>>45220229
>[] introduce Smiley
>[] Clean up Lucy and try to cheer her up
>[] Encourage poi with Minor

>>45220229
>[] introduce Smiley
>[] Clean up Lucy and try to cheer her up
>[] Encourage poi with Minor

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>45220229
[] introduce Smiley
[] Clean up Lucy and try to cheer her up
[] sit in front with same
[] try to teach one of the monsters something 1d100
Poi English

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>45220229
>[] introduce Smiley
>[] Clean up Lucy and try to cheer her up
>[] Encourage poi with Minor
>[] try to teach one of the monsters something 1d100
Learn Slime from Poi.

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>45220229
>[] introduce Smiley
>[] Clean up Lucy and try to cheer her up
>[] sit in front with same
>[] try to teach one of the monsters something 1d100
Teach Poi English.

>>45220280
Alright
listen
with 1 level in monster master, you need a 90 or higher to make them listen to you exactly or learn something

>>45220305
>with 1 level in monster master, you need a 90 or higher to make them listen to you exactly or learn something

>>45220280
>>45220304
I think we're covered....

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>45220229
>>45220280
>>45220304
backing for utility and aggravating Sam.

"And what took you so long to get back any...oh, wait aren't you that girl from the arena?" Lucy asks as she sees Smiley hiding behind me...which I just realized she was doing just now "Is she coming along with us to?"

"Oh I hope she does" Minor says happily "Hey, I'm Minorminer, and well, Krovy adopted me to, welcome to the team"

"thank you I just...you're all really okay with me coming along?" Smiley asks, still sounding unsure of herself as she walks past me, her voice shaking "I can..I mean, I'm a mad swordsman you know"

"Yeah, so what, you seem pretty alright when you're not murdering people, just like me and Krovachi here, you'll fit right in so stop whining already" Sam says,looking back with a smile on his face from the front of the cart

"Yeah and if my...sister trusts you, so do I, welcome to the family" Lucy says flatly as she tries to clean the slime out of her hair

"See, Miss Krovachi wasn't lying was she, I hope you like it here with us" Berry says nodding

"I...I" Smiley says, her voice cracking as she sniffles "Thanks for giving me a chance I...I just thanks, really, I really needed this to be honest"

"Errgh why won't it come out!?" Lucy growls angrily as she tugs at her hair "Come on this isn't fair, first I have to be stuck like this and now this, seriously"

"Hey sis, need some help there" I ask crouch next to Lucy as she pulls and tugs at her hair a Poi peeks out and looks at me from her hiding hole under the sacks "Come on lets get you all cleaned up and nice looking again"

"Toooi" Poi whimpers

"Oh thank you"She sighs as she leans head closer to me "I was worried there for a second, this shit is like cement"

"Tooooi poi toooi poi" Poi wails, tapping my shoulder

"Oh don't worry we can just cut it if we can't get it out" I say smiling as I touch her hair just above her ear and

"NOOOooooo" She shrieks, crawling away from me, covering her hair

"Oh come on, it's just hair, it'll grow back, be a man!" Sam shouts angrily "Oh wait"
cont

>>45220514
"SAM SHUT UP!" Lucy whimpers as I stare at her, I probably shouldn't have said that, I mean especially since she's having the most trouble with the whole two lives thing, and I should've known she liked her hair how it was from when we were kids and...this is giving me and headache

"Hey maybe we could just wash it with a little shampoo and" Minor begins to say

"Toi TOI TOI TOI TOI TOI TOI TOOOOI POOOI!" Poi shouts loudly, tugging on my face.

My eye twitches as all of the shouting gets to me and

"SPEAK ENGLISH!" I shout, turning to and shaking the poor slime "I CAN'T UNDERSTAND YOOOOU, JUST TALK NORMALLY"

"S.s..s..ssssworry" Poi whimpers, shrinking away as tears fill her eyes "Poi sworry, Poi j..juice wointed toi soi sworry


"....fuck it, I'm done, we're leaving and I'm fucking done, this fucking retarded, this stupider than fucking everything" Sam growls he turns around, before smirking and sighing "Thanks...by the way, I need that"

"SHE CAN TALK!?" Berry shouts in surprise

"AWWWWW SHE'S ADORABLE!!!!" Minor squeaks happily as Little green walks up to me and bumps into my leg, grumbling in the back of my head

"...You know, I'm done questioning it, fine, just fine" Lucy sighs as the slime slips from her hair and into Poi as she shivers on the cart

"Master, truly you are a great leader to be able to teach so quickly" Little green chuckles heartily as I stare at the shaking Poi

What do you do?
[] YOU CAN TALK!?
[] Try to force little green to do it to 1d100
[] SORRY I DIDN'T MEAN TO YELL AT YOU
[] Brag as you ride out of town
[] How'd I do that?!!?
[] Hey, the slimes gone Lucy
[] Hmmm, I wonder if it'd work on Sam
[] She really is isn't she, Minor?
[] take a quick nap
[] write in

>>45220691
>[] YOU CAN TALK!?
>[] SORRY I DIDN'T MEAN TO YELL AT YOU
>HUG THE SHIT OUT OF HER!

>>45220691
>[] SORRY I DIDN'T MEAN TO YELL AT YOU

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>45220691
>[] YOU CAN TALK!?
>[] SORRY I DIDN'T MEAN TO YELL AT YOU
>[] Try to force little green to do it to 1d100
>[] Hey, the slimes gone Lucy
>Give Poi congratulatory headpats

>>45220691
>[] YOU CAN TALK!?
>[] Hey, the slimes gone Lucy

>>45220691
>[] YOU CAN TALK!?
>[] SORRY I DIDN'T MEAN TO YELL AT YOU
>[] She really is isn't she, Minor?

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>45220691
>[] YOU CAN TALK!?
>[] SORRY I DIDN'T MEAN TO YELL AT YOU
>HUG THE SHIT OUT OF HER!
>[] Try to force little green to do it to 1d100
>[] Hey, the slimes gone Lucy
>Give Poi congratulatory headpats

>>45220691
>[] SORRY I DIDN'T MEAN TO YELL AT YOU
>[] How'd I do that?!!?
>THAT SLIME NEEDS ALL THE HUGS!

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>>45220745
seriously?!

>>45220691
>[] YOU CAN TALK!?
>[] SORRY I DIDN'T MEAN TO YELL AT YOU
>HUG THE SHIT OUT OF HER!

>>45220691
>[] YOU CAN TALK!?
>[] SORRY I DIDN'T MEAN TO YELL AT YOU
>HUG THE SHIT OUT OF HER!
>[] Hey, the slimes gone Lucy
>Give Poi congratulatory headpats

>>45220787
Not fair to our friends if we have to be the translator.

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>>45220787
Seriously.

"YOU CAN TALK!?" I shout in surprise as Poi looks up at me on the verge of tears, her entire body quivering as sniffles and makes weak toi sounds

She looks at me all confused and slowly nods, like she's trying to remember something she wasn't really paying attention to.

"SORRY!" I shout loud as I start to get teary eyed myself, wrapping my arms around and into the slime girl as I pull her close, patting her on the head as I smile...proudly? "I didn't mean to yell at you I'm so sorry, I was just..I'm sorry poi, I shouldn't have done that"

"Poi Loive moi...moi..master!" She says hugging me back, covering me in slime and hugs

"Awww, you're cute to Krovy" Minor says, giggling and showing her sharp fang like teeth

"Yeah" Lucy mummers to herself "She's just really good at being a big sister"

"I can tell...though this is a bit strange I have to..er say?" Smiley says, like she's not used to talking to people

I look up and smile as Lucy looks down at me, while Little green sings praises in the back of my head

"MASTER OH GREAT MASTER, WHAT WISDOM YOU HAVE GIVEN THIS THING, IT MUST BE AN HONOR BLUE THINGY TO RECEIVE MASTER'S AFFECTIONS"

"Hey Lucy" I say pointing at my "sister" "the slime is gone"

"Oh it is....oh it is!" She shouts happily as she brushes her hand through her hair

"God...kill me, I know I said I wanted five chicks at once but this is fucking torture, I can't stand it" Sam says looking up at the skies "How can anyone deal with this shit, Bailey's books were bullshit"

I smirk, as Minor starts to laugh, and Lucy giggles, and Berry looks at the sky like she's expecting it to split open and spew fire on poor Sam

What do you do?
[] sit in the cart and try to teach poi better
[] ride on Little green and talk to him
[]sit next to sam
[] Try to keep everyone's spirits up
[] pass out in the back of the cart
[] write in

>>45220990
>[] ride on Little green and talk to him

>>45220990
>[] ride on Little green and talk to him
He deserves some attention too

>>45220990
>[] ride on Little green and talk to him
Ride him with Poi give them both hugs.
>Hey Sam if you're not man enough to handle all five of us, that sounds like a personal problem.
>[] Try to keep everyone's spirits up

>>45220990
>[] Try to keep everyone's spirits up

>>45220990
>[] ride on Little green and talk to him
>Ride him with Poi give them both hugs.
>Hey Sam if you're not man enough to handle all five of us, that sounds like a personal problem.
>[] Try to keep everyone's spirits up

>>45221045
>Ride him with Poi
How lewd!

>>45220990
>[] ride on Little green and talk to him
>[] Try to keep everyone's spirits up

>>45221045
Second

I pat the horse sized hiver on his head, and grab onto its horn, pulling myself up as it bows its head to let me get on easier. To stop myself from just sliding off I put my foot on the base of his shield shaped horn as I use to to get on his back.

I sit down, running my hand along the base of the giant bugs neck, who'd have thought I'd get so attached to something I found in a hole filled with rotting meat?

"Well, I'm ready to get going, are you guys?" I ask happily, before falling into sarcasm "the beginning of another...great adventure oh won't that be fun?"

"Yeah" Sam sighs as he whips the horse tied to the cart "Can't wait, besides nothings going to stop us when we're this close now, no way in hell"

"Yeah, can't wait to see what tries to kill us for no reason next" Lucy sighs as she lays next to berry

"Well you guys will get through it no problem, I know it" Berry says happily as she scoots away from my sister

"Yeah, don't be so gloom and doom already Lucy, who knows, maybe we'll get lucky" Minor says happily as she kicks her legs around the back of the cart "Even though I doubt we will, I know we're in good hands, aren't we? I mean we got a new fighter to help out"

"I'll do my best to deserve being called friend by all of you, for...letting me come along" Smiley says slowly before she starts to sound actually happy "I can't wait to get to know you all...thanks again...Krovy?"

"Hey, that's my nickname for her" Minor sighs, pouting as she crosses her arms "Oh I'm kidding around"

"Er...sorry" Smiley says "Oh I...sorry"

"Poi doi...doisent...doesn't understand, poi hoippy all of yoi is hoippy" Poi says, in a singsong voice as she leans over the railing to look at me "Mois..master, woi..woi....where woi going again?"

"Oh, to get back to our friends" I say happily as

"OI ASSHOLES" A familar voice calls from behind us.

I turn and see the "girl" who used to work for the priest, smiling happily as she smokes a cont

>>45221356
with at least ten other people who have to be players behind her, all holding pieces of broken masks

"Thanks for...well getting us out of debt" She says grinning "Good luck whereever you're going, And...well I think I speak for the rest of us when I say this...but if you ever come back, no matter what the townsfolk say..we'll welcome you with open arms"

"So long as you don't cayuse too much trouble" One of them says

'Yeah...so, please don't die" Another says happily

"Glad we stayed here to help" Berry says, with a small smile as she rests her hand in her hand

"Yeah, but I don't really think this place deserved the help" Lucy sighs

"I do, even if they're not...well like us, they're still people" Smiley says "No matter what they did to me or anyone else, they at least deserve respect"

"they're a bunch of ungrateful bastards" Lucy says angrily "I'm just happy we're leaving at this point"

"Yeah, I'm happy to, Krovy didn't deserve how they treated her" Minor says angrily "Hopefully next town is better"


"And when it isn't...we'll just kick there asses!" Sam says with a wicked grin

"...sure" Smiley says with a curt nod

Lucy sighs and crosses her arms, as the gate into the swamps swings open, the guard manning it ringing a bell as he glares at me, furiously

What do you say
[] Oh I don't mind, so you shouldn't either, got it
[] thanks guys, nice to know you still love me
[] I'ma...ride ahead make sure nothing is going to jump out at us 1d100
[]...on the road again
[]..Carry we, whooo die in battle, over laaand and sea, across the rainbow bridge, to valhalla...
[]Minor....what's your real name?
[] So smiley anything you can tell us about yourself, I mean we're friends now right? no reason to be all secretive and shit
[] write in

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>45221477
>[] thanks guys, nice to know you still love me
>[]...on the road again
>[] I'ma...ride ahead make sure nothing is going to jump out at us 1d100
>[]..Carry we, whooo die in battle, over laaand and sea, across the rainbow bridge, to valhalla...

>>45221477
>[] So smiley anything you can tell us about yourself, I mean we're friends now right? no reason to be all secretive and shit

>>45221477
>[] thanks guys, nice to know you still love me
>[]...on the road again
Start singing bad country music

>>45221477
>[] thanks guys, nice to know you still love me
>[]...on the road again

>>45221477
>[] thanks guys, nice to know you still love me
>[]...on the road again
>[] So smiley anything you can tell us about yourself, I mean we're friends now right? no reason to be all secretive and shit

>>45221477
>[] thanks guys, nice to know you still love me
>[]...on the road again
>[] So smiley anything you can tell us about yourself, I mean we're friends now right? no reason to be all secretive and shit

"Thanks guys" I say smiling happily as I lay down on my giant bug, looking over at my friends as I start to grin and feel myself get a little teary eyed again "nice to know you still love me"

"Of course we do, you're our friend" Sam says bluntly as he scratches the burnt side of his face "There isn't anything that could change that, I mean we're all we got aren't we? it'd be pointless if we hated eachother"

"Yeah, no matter what we'll be here for you, even if no one else is, like sam said actually" Lucy says, nodding with a grin on her face "I know you'd stick up for me if we switched places"

"Not to mention, you saved my life" Minor says happily "I don't want to even think where I'd be if you didn't come and save me with Sam"

"Is that how you met her?" Berry asks excitedly "Oh why didn't you tell me this story before"

"Because I didn't want to, and still don't" Berry says with a huff

"Aww come on" Berry sighs

"Don't push it Berry, she doesn't want to talk about it, so don't ask" Lucy says sternly as she stairs up at the tree tops, the little light from the sun washing over her face through the leaves

I smile and sigh...well now I'm kind of bored..Maybe a song could fix that problem.

"On the road agaaain" I start to sing

"BUT" Sam says raising a hand "Even my love has boundaries, and that song is one of them"

"Fiiine" I sigh as I lay on my side, staring at the cart as Little green continues on

"poi loves master loits!" Poi shouts cheerfully as she waves at me with a big grin on her face

"I could teach him a lesson master if you want" Little green growls in my mind

"Don't bother" I sigh shaking my head, and notice that smiley is staring at me "Sooo smiley anything you can tell us about yourself, I mean we're friends now right? No reason to be all secretive and shit now"

"Well, I mean she does kind of look like" Sam begins to giggle before "OW HEY, STOP, I'm DRIVING HERE, LUUUCY!"
cont

>>45221740

"I don't have friends because people think I'm weird, you're the first people to be actually nice to me since I ended up here and...I don't like to fight" She says sadly, taking her mask off as her ears droop "Not like I have a choice, and well there's that...thing I have that...well I know how to cook, that's something about me right? Something nice...and not killey"

"I understand, don't worry about it, I know what you're talking about" I say smiling as sam touches his missing eye...I frown and look away from him

"Yeah I know, I just...don't want to see it happen to either of us" Smiley says as she puts her mask back on "but thanks for trusting me..sorry if that's getting annoying"

"What are you two talking about" Berry asks "why can't you ever tell me anything upfront"

"Well you see" Sam starts to say before

"Master, I smell kin" Little green says in the back of my head

Wait what?

"Kin...I smell their stench, they're nearing"

What do you dO?
[] tell sam and Smiley
[] Lucy, vine wall!
[] Leap off and get ready to hit something 1d100
[] COME OUT ALREADY 1d100
[] Wait hivers?
[] write in

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>45221817
>[] tell sam and Smiley
>[] Lucy, vine wall!
>[] Leap off and get ready to hit something 1d100

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>45221817
>[] tell sam and Smiley
>[] Leap off and get ready to hit something 1d100

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>45221817
[] tell sam and Smiley
[] Lucy, vine wall!
[] COME OUT ALREADY 1d100

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>45221817
>[] tell sam and Smiley
>[] Lucy, vine wall!
>[] Leap off and get ready to hit something 1d100

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>45221817
>[] tell sam and Smiley
>[] Lucy, vine wall!
>[] COME OUT ALREADY 1d100

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>>45221843
>>45221855
>>45221858
>>45221869
>>45221877
Whhhhhy....

"Well Smiley, bad news, you're gonna have to get fighting" I say as I stand up, balancing myself between Little green's two frontmost legs "Sam, You two, Hivers, And lucy I think you know what to do?"

"Yes I do, keep the others safe" She says raising her staff in the air, white wisps of smoke flying from it as I think I hear a very...very quite sobbing "Just be careful okay"

"Oh I will" I say nodding as I jump off of Little green and hit the ground, grabbing Minor friend's hilt as I look around the tree line, my new boots managing to stay clean as the shadows themselves start to twist and turn like they're coming to get me or.

*Twang*

An arrow lands a few inches infront of me, and my heart skips a beat as

"AAAAAAAAAAAH!" I scream in pain as something bites my leg and drags it into the dirt

current hp
2140

"KROVY!" Minor screams

"ALRIGHT FUCKERS YOUR DEAD!" Sam roars as he leaps off, cracking his knuckles

"MASTER" Little green screams in horror

I grab my leg, blood covering my hand as I try to pull it out as vines surround the cart and poi tries to see what's happening

What do you do?
[] KICK THE FUCK 1d20+Str
[] Slam Minor friend into the ground 1d100
[] STOP 1d100
[] Rip your leg out 1d20+str
[] try to free your leg 1d20+Speed
[]Little green! 1d100
[] write in

Rolled 37, 23 = 60 (2d100)

>>45222016
[] Slam Minor friend into the ground 1d100
[]Little green! 1d100

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>45222016
>[] Slam Minor friend into the ground 1d100

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>45222016
>[] Slam Minor friend into the ground 1d100

Rolled 80, 16 = 96 (2d100)

>>45222016
>[] Slam Minor friend into the ground 1d100
>[]Little green! 1d100

Rolled 42, 34 = 76 (2d100)

>>45222016
>[] Slam Minor friend into the ground 1d100
>[]Little green! 1d100

Rolled 5, 33 = 38 (2d100)

>>45222016
>[] Slam Minor friend into the ground 1d100
>[]Little green! 1d100

I grit my teeth and raise my sword into the air, warmth running down my hand as I pull it from its sheath, fire bursting out of it as it covers the blade.

I reach my left hand up and wrap it around the hilt, before stabbing it into the ground, green blood splurting out of it and boiling as the flames run into the earth.

"LITTLE GREEN!" I shout as Smiley leaps off the wall of vines, both her hands wrapped around either of her swords as Sam screams as I hear something big stomp out of the swamps

"Fu fu fu fu fu" A voice laughs from somewhere, a female voice "What lovely little morsels for the hive don't you beileve

"SILENCE!" Little green screams in my head, chattering its pincers "YOU SHALL BRING NO HARM TO MY MASTER AND HER HIVE, IT SHALL BE I, LITTLE GREEN WHO FEASTS TONIGHT"

there's silence as little green runs towards me and curls around me, its armor plates sticking out as I tug my torn and bloodied leg out of the hole in the ground and then

roll 1d20+ will

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>45222267

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>45222267

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>45222267

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>45222267

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>45222267

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>45222267

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>45222267

17+7= 24, success

The silence breaks, and my mind fills with laughing, a whole lot of voices, filling my brain. Laughing, nearly to the point of tears, Laughing at my little green, my little hiver. I furrow my brow and press my hand to my forehead as my head aches and hurts like nothing else, like I just smacked my head against the wall.

"You follow that thing?" the voice rings through the woods "Why...it's so fleshy...so weak why would you follow a creature like that?"

"SHE IS MY MASTER AND YOU WILL NOT HARM HER!" Little green screams in my head

"Oh don't you dare laugh at me you big over grown beetle fuck, I'll stomp your ass like a shoe!" Sam screams angrily

"Why does this stuff always happen to me!?" Smiley shouts as she three arrows fly past her, barely missing her as she dances along


And the laughing comes back and I feel a burning in my heart, anger, rage....fury

What do you do?
[] get up and challenge them to fight you
[] DON'T LAUGH AT MY LITTLE GREEN
[]Stop it...stop it
[] GET OUT OF MY HEAD 1d20+will
[] who are you
[] RECKLESSLY CHARGE AWAY towards the voice 1d20+str+speed + 1d100 to make Little green let you do it
[] FOUR AGAINST???? 4d100
[] write in

>>45222446
>[] get up and challenge them to fight you
>[] DON'T LAUGH AT MY LITTLE GREEN

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>45222446
>[] DON'T LAUGH AT MY LITTLE GREEN
>[] GET OUT OF MY HEAD 1d20+will
Honestly this bullshit shouldn't even behap pening since we're a daemon tainted not hiver tainted, I am calling bullshit.

Rolled 35, 79, 44, 72 = 230 (4d100)

>>45222446
>[] get up and challenge them to fight you
>[] DON'T LAUGH AT MY LITTLE GREEN
>[] FOUR AGAINST???? 4d100

>>45222476
>Honestly this bullshit shouldn't even behap pening since we're a daemon tainted not hiver tainted, I am calling bullshit.
What the fuck are you talking about? How would being demon tainted make us immune to psychic attacks?

Rolled 49, 83, 75, 64 = 271 (4d100)

>>45222446
>[] get up and challenge them to fight you
>[] DON'T LAUGH AT MY LITTLE GREEN
>[] FOUR AGAINST???? 4d100
>>45222476
Agreed, It IS a little bullshit.

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>45222446
>[] DON'T LAUGH AT MY LITTLE GREEN
>[] GET OUT OF MY HEAD 1d20+will

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>45222446
>[] DON'T LAUGH AT MY LITTLE GREEN
>[] GET OUT OF MY HEAD 1d20+will

Rolled 29, 54, 83, 4 = 170 (4d100)

>>45222446
>[] get up and challenge them to fight you
>[] DON'T LAUGH AT MY LITTLE GREEN
>[] FOUR AGAINST???? 4d100

>>45222499
>What the fuck are you talking about? How would being demon tainted make us immune to psychic attacks?
Yeah because it's OBVIOUSLY happening to the others right? Totally not just us.

>>45222476
>>45222502
Wut? Why would we be unable to recieve telepathy?
>>45222524
Its happening to us because WE are sitting on little green, who is, you know, a hiver.

>>45222524
The others have no telepathic connection to a hiver anon....

>>45222524
Sam reacts to it too, so its obviously saying it loud. Besides the fact that we have a connection to little green over which we could hear it too.
Also Hiver-taint IS a option for us just as valid as Demon taint, and we already got a hiver connection too.

>>45222476
>>45222502

Taint is what makes all monsters

besides natural one's like goblins, ogres, beasts...etc

Taint is in hiver blood to, and taint always calls out to itself, which is why monsters form armies

>>45222541
>>45222552

And you've been talking to one with your mind most of this time

Rolled 22, 47, 48, 94 = 211 (4d100)

>>45222446
>[] get up and challenge them to fight you
>[] DON'T LAUGH AT MY LITTLE GREEN
>[] FOUR AGAINST???? 4d100

>>45222591
>Taint is in hiver blood to, and taint always calls out to itself, which is why monsters form armies
Great so if we fail a willsave against monsters which you obviously will pit us up against most of the time we lose character control!

>>45222658
>Great so if we fail a willsave against monsters which you obviously will pit us up against most of the time we lose character control!
Where are you getting losing character control from?

>>45222658
Paranoiafag, please shut up you're being even more retarded than usual right now.

>>45222691
>turns out being tainted with monstrous essences is a bad thing
Who could have figured, right?!
Christ are you stupid.

Also there was nothing about losing character control there. But I suppose you actively want to bitch so I doubt it matters.

>>45222691
>Where are you getting losing character control from?
What else is going to happen then hmm?

GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!!!

"Eeergh" little green groans "I...I, will not leave your side master, You will not leave mine"

"GET THAT WEAK SHIT OUT OF HERE!!!" Sam screams as I see him spin around as Little green stands up, and stabs its horn forward

A hiver shaped like a man flies through the air, hitting little greens horn as I hear a confused groaning in the woods as I finally have silence in my head besides Little green shouting and clacking its teeth and mandibles

"YOU DARE SPEAK TO ME LIKE THAT FILTH?" the voice roars through the woods "A fellow monster should know its place, beneath the hive and my heels, I RULE THIS SECTION OF SWAMP...GET OOOOUT!"

"You shouldn't talk to yourself lady" Smiley says as she clambers up Little green and stabs the beetle force into a man's shape through the back, pushing it off of green's horn, where it had been laying impaled "it makes you look crazy"

I sigh and draw my sword, grasping the hilt with both hands as a shriek rips through the night air, and I can hear Berry crying as the vine walls get higher as Lucy grunts and Minor whimpers in fear.


"FEEEEEEEEEEED" the womans voice screams loudly

What do I do?
[] GUTSTAB the beetle guy 1d100
[] OBEY ME 1d100
[] CHARGE INTO THE SWAMP, RECKLESSLY 1d20+Str and speed
[] Allright, lets do this 4d100
[] WHIRLWIND 1d100
[] REAPING DANCE 1d100
[] EN PASSANT 1d100
[] FLURRY OF STRIKES 1d100
[] ARMOR BREAK 1d100
[] write in

>>45222658
I'm not a dick


the roll was to not freak the fuck out at having more than two voices in your head
to stay calm

Rolled 99, 74, 97, 92 = 362 (4d100)

>>45222741
[] Allright, lets do this 4d100
[] WHIRLWIND 1d100


We tainted Sam shit.

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>45222741
>[] FLURRY OF STRIKES 1d100

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>>45222751
Wow
don't fuck with Katie's head
shit
>>45222762
OH MY GAWD

Rolled 24, 58, 47, 17 = 146 (4d100)

>>45222741
>[] Allright, lets do this 4d100
>[] GUTSTAB the beetle guy 1d100

>>45222777
Note this is 4 d10 not 4 d100

>>45222777
I was about to say "OUCH"m then I noticed the missroll you cheeky fuck.

Rolled 29, 75, 83, 60 = 247 (4d100)

>>45222789
>>45222801
Oh shit, My bad. I am a shame, Actual roll now....Just gonna go kil lmyself now...

Rolled 56, 8, 83, 84 = 231 (4d100)

>>45222741
>[] Allright, lets do this 4d100
>[] FLURRY OF STRIKES 1d100

Rolled 85, 78, 4, 4 = 171 (4d100)

>>45222741
>[] Allright, lets do this 4d100
>[] GUTSTAB the beetle guy 1d100

I grin widely as the swamp and road are filled with shrieks, wails and the clattering and splashing of things running towards us.

I put my hand to the side of my head, and feel my headphones fizzel over my ears as I spin around and wrap my left hand under my right on my swords hilt.

"COOOOME ON" Sam screams beating his chest as I laugh loudly, feeling a little light headed now

"I hate bugs" Smiley sighs as she starts twirls her swords around as Little green starts eating the hiver on the ground, holding it down as green blood splatters over it chitin covered face

I turn around, and see a mob of glowing orange eyes rushing towards me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXzMD065HEk

And I take the first step, the hiver under little green kicking him off as it reaches for its sword. I pull my sword back and stab it through its gut, flames pouring out and over it as I rip my sword out as Sam kicks it in the gut, knocking it over as he continues on.

"I really hate bugs" Smiley says flatly as she spins around, dancing forward towards the horde of dog, horse and human size beetle ants.

I grin and run to join her, sam and little green by my side.

I swing my blade as a short hiver with a horn's like antler tries to knock me over. I cut though it like butter and cut into its armor, flames covering it as it shrieks and I can hear it pleading for a moment before I shunt it out of my head and kick it away.

I turn just in time to see Sam jab the claws on his knuckles into two of the little larva ones as they leap towards him. I spin around and yelp in pain as I see Smiley and little green clearing through the ones facing them

Smiley dances around them gracefully while little green just rolls through them, laughing loudly in my head.

I look down and see a larva one biting my leg, its head is shaped like a skull and its pale white.

I try to stomp on it but I wince in pain as I feel something bite my other leg and hold it down

current hp 1740

>>45223030

I glare as I see another little hiver biting me, as white as the other one...in fact all of these hiver's are bone white...and their eyes don't look like green's...I don't feel anything for them, they're just monsters, they're not my little green

I rip my foot out of the little hiver's mouth, and slam it into its teeth, breaking a few of them as it cries in pain.

"LEAVE MY BABIES ALONE, THEY'RE JUST HUNGRY"


"SSSSSSSTOP MORSSSSELS" A voice hisses above us as Smiley locks blades with a praying mantis twice her size

And Little green slams into a hiver bigger than he is, that stands on two legs

"GODAMMIT GET OFF ME!" Sam roars in anger as two hiver larva crawl onto him

What do you do?
[] Look up 1d100
[] help sam 2d100
[] help smiley 2d100
[] help little green 2d100
[] Hey, up there, Leave NOW 1d100
[] write in

Rolled 2, 87 = 89 (2d100)

>>45223030
>I try to stomp on it but I wince in pain as I feel something bite my other leg and hold it down
What why! we got 99, 78, 97 and 92!
>>45223100
>[] help sam 2d100

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>45223100
>[] Hey, up there, Leave NOW 1d100

Rolled 32, 53 = 85 (2d100)

>>45223133
>What why! we got 99, 78, 97 and 92!
No? We got a 99, 94, 24,29, 56 on Flurry
>>45223100
>[] help smiley 2d100

>>45223133
in group combat
MC gets the first number
and everyone else goes down the line

I counted you as doing both the gutstab and flurry of strikes

You got
99
94
24
29
56

for future reference

Rolled 13, 59 = 72 (2d100)

>>45223100
>[] help little green 2d100

Rolled 77, 2 = 79 (2d100)

>>45223100
[] help sam 2d100

Rolled 95, 96 = 191 (2d100)

>>45223100
>[] help little green 2d100

Rolled 51, 24 = 75 (2d100)

>>45223100
>[] help little green 2d100

Rolled 38, 55 = 93 (2d100)

>>45223100
>[] help little green 2d100>>45223194
>>45223195
FUCK!

>>45223195
At least lil green gets the 96

Sam...can handle himself, I know he can, he's a real tough guy, he should be fine, and smiley is...well smiley is fast as fuck.

But little green, he's just a baby and that thing so much bigger than him, there's no way he can beat it on his on, it'll kill him. And no one hurts my friends or ...whatever little green is to me.

I glare at the giant bug man, with armor plates sticking off of it like samuria armor, it's horns forming half cresent.

I run towards it, hearing something hiss behind me as I hear more arrows fire through the air, followed by screams and shrieks.

"HEY FUCKER" I scream as I raise my sword into the air "DOWN HERE"

"WHaaaat?" it growls as it turns, just in time for it to get a chest full of sword "The false queen wants to challenge me..how funny I think I'll take you as my meal"

"AWAY!" Little green roars in my head as it catches the monsters arm in its horn, twisting it around with a very painful sounding crunch
"MASTER SHALL FEAST ON YOUR BONES CUUURR!!!"

"Thanks big guy"I chuckle to myself as I ready my sword and grin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VlhQZFTvAn4

Oooh this is a real nice song

"I'LL CONSUME YOU UPSTART, AND YOUR LYING WHORE OF A QUEEN" the big, samuria hiver roars, its glowing orange eyes bulging out of its helmet shaped head

What do you do?
[] Act like little green
[] GET AWAY FROM MY FRIENDS *reckless charge* 1d20+str and speed
[] ARMOR BREAK 1d100
[] EN PASSANT 1d100
[] REAPING DANCE 1d100
[] FLURRY OF STRIKES 1d100
[] DEFLECT 1d100
[] get on little green 1d20+dex
[] write in

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>45223342
>[] ARMOR BREAK 1d100

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>45223342
>[] ARMOR BREAK 1d100

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>45223342
>[] REAPING DANCE 1d100

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>45223342
>[] ARMOR BREAK 1d100
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJ-drpEGRc0

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>45223342
>[] ARMOR BREAK 1d100

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>45223342
>[] ARMOR BREAK 1d100

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>45223342
>[] DEFLECT 1d100

It rips two long pieces of bone out of its chest, wielding them like clubs as it turns towards me and seems to smirk under its face if that makes any sense. It swings down and Little green leaps in front of me, nearly knocking me over as it takes the hit with its horn, which cracks slightly.

"GO" he yells in my head.

I nod and run forward, holding my sword at my side as I run towards the giant hiver as it struggles with Little green.

It glares down at me and moves its leg like its going to kick me


I swing my sword up, nearly leaping into the air as it shrieks in pain, its armor cracking as it stumbles back. Little green throws its weapons away as it groans in pain

"BROTHER HELP ME!" it screams to the heavens

"Sssertainly brother" a voice hisses in the tree tops.

What do you do?
[] Gutstab 1d100
[] GREEN, PROTECT ME 1d100
[] FLURRY OF STRIKES 1d100
[] ARMOR BREAK 1d100
[] EN...PASSANT 1d100
[] REAPING DANCE 1d100
[] write in

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>45223497
>[] REAPING DANCE 1d100
Big gun time

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>45223497
>[] REAPING DANCE 1d100

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>45223497
>[] REAPING DANCE 1d100

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>45223497
>[] EN...PASSANT 1d100

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>45223497
>[] REAPING DANCE 1d100

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>>45223524
>>45223533
>>45223537
>>45223546
>>45223567

>>45223537
Well at least that isn't TO bad, It's pretty much a fifty.

I start to charge the big bastard, smiling happily as I run past it as Little green blocks its blows and takes hits, roaring in pain as the thing screams along with him, laughing loudly under it's breath as I run past it, slicing it, before I turn back around and slice it again, and repeat one more time, panting.

I look back and see that I managed to leave scratches on its hide

"GOTCHA" A voice shouts above me as I stop, pain shooting through me like electricity, I grit my teeth and fall to my knee

current hp
1640

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJ-drpEGRc0

Oh, well always liked this sound track at least that's something to smile about!!!

I look down and see a barbed hook stuck in my leg

"NOW COME TO ME MY SSSSSSSSSSWEET" the voice laughs loudly

What do You do?
[] SAM HELP 1d100
[] SMILEY?
[] RIP IT OUT 1d20+str
[] cut the chain holding it 1d100
[] let it carry you
[] Are you so sure you want to do that to little old me 1d100
[] TRY TO PULL IT BACK TO YOU?! 1d20+str
[] write in

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>45223676
>[] TRY TO PULL IT BACK TO YOU?! 1d20+str

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>45223676
>[] Are you so sure you want to do that to little old me 1d100

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>45223676
>[] cut the chain holding it 1d100

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>45223676
>[] Are you so sure you want to do that to little old me 1d100

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>45223676
>[] TRY TO PULL IT BACK TO YOU?! 1d20+str

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>45223676
>[] cut the chain holding it 1d100

>>45223705
>>45223717
>>45223725
>>45223775
This is what happens when you go for the lame actions.

>>45223800
We rolled even better than last round though

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>45223676
>[] TRY TO PULL IT BACK TO YOU?! 1d20+str
Let's go for the coola ction.

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>45223676
>[] TRY TO PULL IT BACK TO YOU?! 1d20+str
>>45223819
It's still shit rolls.

>>45223829
Getting electrocuted=/= cool

>>45223676
>[] cut the chain holding it 1d100

>>45223847
And your option leaves us in a bad spot even if we roll well so I rather take mediocrity at something that actually helps then being good at fucking ourself over.

>>45223889
Jee us pulling it towards us and probably pulling it off balance in our swords reach is bad huh?

>>45223906
Since it means he can still shock us, yes it actually is you idiot.

>>45223915
It can still shock us if we don't cut the chain, Which with those rolls we won't be able tocu t it.

>>45223906
> being this illiterate
Did you just not notice the part where he could electrocute us through it?

>>45223929
>Which with those rolls we won't be able tocu t it.
63 is more than enough to cut a chain.

I grab the chain stuck to the back of the hook arrow thing, and try to pull the thing on the other side closer to me, gritting my teeth as I feel it rip though my skin.I turn around and grab the rapidly reeling and retracting chain with both hands as I hear skittering and giggling around me as Little green continues to duel the big fuck

"Juuuusssst give up" the voice screams as I see it's four orange eyes glaring at me from the tree tops


I smell something like battery acid as the swamp lights up and the hiver in the trees cackles madly
What do you do?
[] PULL 1d20+str
[] Pretend to give up, then gut stab 1d100
[] SMILEY IN THE TREES 1d100
[] LITTLE GREEN, KNOCK THE TREE DOWN 1d100
[] SAM!!?? 1d100
[] Break the chain 1d100
[] write in

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>45223991
Wow. ama I sure glad we pulled on it to do exactly fucking nothing.

>>45223991
>[] Break the chain 1d100

Rolled 100, 77 = 177 (2d100)

>>45223991
>[] LITTLE GREEN, KNOCK THE TREE DOWN 1d100
>[] Pretend to give up, then gut stab 1d100

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>45223991
>[] Break the chain 1d100
>>45223942
Oh really? Is it now?
>>45223951
Yes you're rigth, You ARE a retard, How the fuck was I backpedaling?

Rolled 34, 33 = 67 (2d100)

>>45223991
>[] Pretend to give up, then gut stab 1d100
>[] SMILEY IN THE TREES 1d100

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>>45224045
CRIIIIIT!!!

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>>45224045
Nice!

>>45224057
>Oh really? Is it now?
Less than that managed to cut his armor, so yes it obviously is. Try to apply your tiny brain to some logic rather than shitposting and you would realise that.

>>45224086
>so yes it obviously is.
Really? Why isn't it cut then huh? Please do elaborate.

>>45224095
>Why isn't it cut then huh?
Because we didn't try to cut it? Have you gone completly mental now?

Rolled 62, 43 = 105 (2d100)

>>45223991
>[] LITTLE GREEN, KNOCK THE TREE DOWN 1d100
>[] when he knocks it down:REAPING DANCE

>>45224115
Because the vote to cut it didn't win....
That is some ridiculous hyper denial you are innow that its shown your great option didn't do shit.

>>45224115
Not attempting to cut it might have something to do with that, just a theory though.

>>45224115
Cut the chain had the most votes you moron and therefore was the option that won, And guess what, The chain wasn't cut!

>>45224115
You sir, Are a goddamned retard.

>>45224151
Yeah thats why we totally tried cutting the chain in the update, ups wait we fucking didn't learn to read kid.

>>45224151
>And guess what, The chain wasn't cut!
>Shitposts without even reading the updates
Oh wow

>>45224163
You just keep emberassing yourself, WE OBVIOUSLY DIDN'T ATTEMPT CUTTING SO OBVIOUSLY BY HMs ACCOUNT IT DID NOT WIN YOU MONGOLOID
Christ you have reached new lows today paranoiafag.

>>45224188
>>45224190
You both are goddamned retarded, The VOTE was to cut the chain, It won, But the roll wasn't high enough to do it! So we grabbed it instead.

>>45224228
>WE OBVIOUSLY DIDN'T ATTEMPT CUTTING SO OBVIOUSLY BY HMs ACCOUNT IT DID NOT WIN YOU MONGOLOID
I DID SAY IT WON YOU FUCKING IDIOT! THE ROLL WASN'T HIGH ENOUGH FOR IT TO CUT!

>>45224254
>So we grabbed it instead.
That is not how voting works kid. If something wins and the rolls fail you don't just not do it, that is not how any quest ever worked and certainly not how HM does things.

>>45224254
You don't do something wildly different from what was voted on just because the roll failed, then you DO the thing that was voted for and fail at it.
We did not even try to cut the chain, therefore obviously HM gad decided it did not win.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJ-drpEGRc0

Oh this song. I like this one, nice and catchy, gets your blood boiling too. I grin, smiling as I slowly slip down to my other knees, setting my sword down as I close my eyes.

"Alright, you win" I say sadly as I stare at the dark grass under my legs "Just make it quick, that's all I want for my last request"

"Oh...it actually worked, wow you human borns are so weak, I knew momma was right, well then, thanks for the meal" the voice laughs as the crackling stops and I hear Little green scream in my head, a wordless begging for me to do something, and to keep fighting

and to not leave it

I hear wind rushing past me, as chains slam and hit each other in the air.

I grab my sword and stand up, opening my eyes as I stab forward, seeing a human facewith four giant bug eyes on it, needle teeth, and a thin, stick like body, complete with wings

the hiver looks at me in surprise, as flames engulf it with a roar, pouring from the hole in its chest as my sword glows white hot

IT SCREAMS AND SHRIEKS, TRYING TO GET FREE AS IT THRASHES AROUND

"MAMA!!!" It cries

"LITTLE BROTHER" the big guy shouts as he run towards me

"LITTLE GREEN, THE TREE!" I shout as I rip my sword out of it, and kick it away, leaving it to burn on the floor, crackling as it curls up into a ball with one last whimper

"YES" little green shouts as I turn around to see the big one running towards me, swords held out and eyes filled with rage

And then, I see a blur of green, rolling behind it, slamming into the tree. the tree bends and uproots, slamming into the big one with a crash.

"WHOOOORE, FILTH SOW, I'LL CONSUME YOUR SOUL" It screams as it struggles to stand up, panting and wheezing "ALL OF YOU SHALL DIE!"
cont
>>45224151
Unless I'm blind

Chain has three
pulling has four

am I blind, I can't tell

please tell me if I missed any
I'm sorry if I did

>>45224303

What do you do?
[] green...feed
[] Sam, want to make this idiot shut the hell up?
[] Hey smiley, want to earn your keep
[] Execute it, and say "See, I may have let you live, if you didn't threaten my friends like that"
[] You know...all this talk about eating is making me hungry...
[] Losing two sons in a day, how saaaad, you must feel horrible
[] write in

>>45224254
>>45224274
This is getting ridiculous levels of pretending to be retarded. Please continue I'm having a riot here.

>>45224303
>Unless I'm blind
>Chain has three
>pulling has four
No you counted right, he's just delusional from butthurt over having been wrong.

>>45224327
>[] green...feed
>[] Losing two sons in a day, how saaaad, you must feel horrible

>>45224327
>[] green...feed
Your count is correct.

>>45224327
>[] green...feed

>>45224327
>[] green...feed
MORE POWERLEVELING MUAAHHAHAAHAH!

>>45224327
>[] green...feed

>>45224327
>[] green...feed
>>45224303
>am I blind, I can't tell
>>45223697
>>45223742
>>45223829
>>45223847
4 pull
>>45223717
>>45223775
>>45223872
3 cut
Rest assured you counted right. But you know how paranoiafag is like HM, he and reality are not on speaking terms

>>45224327
[] green...feed
"See, I may have let you live, if you didn't threaten my friends like that"

>>45224327
Hey HM, Question, How come we didn't pull it towards us even with a roll of 19 AND our str bonus?

>>45224413
Because the other guy had a bigger strength bonus and better leverage, seems pretty obvious.

>>45224413
Because it turns out pulling someone from a stable position with a better lever downwards is really fucking hard.

>>45224413
Hivers are fucking strong, he was in the trees, and you were on the ground with a thing in your leg

Honestly
in my quests
sometimes a crit is not enough

WHICH IS WHY I HAVE ROLLING CRITS

>>45224413
Its moments like these that remind me of the amazing and often forgotten fact that HM actually does use DCs and doesn't just let everything with 15+ succeed as his rule of thumb.

>>45224482
It was 19 and with our bonus it would have been 36, I was just wondering why it didn't work.

>>45224525
Considering we already got a strength of 17 on level 10 out of, what? 50?
I don't think 36 is really that high.
I mean, we could easily have way more than that on this level if we had been more STR focused.

I stare at the samuria hiver, foam and tears rolling down from its eyes holes as it glares at me, one arm clawing towards me as it tries to get out to rip me to shreds.

"OOOOH MAN, you know, I may have to start liking that walking DBZA reference" Sam laughs loudly "Saved your ass didn't it...oh man if I could get it a beer"

"How can you talk some much while fighting?" Smiley groans "there's still practically an army of them"

"BECAUSE I CAN, THIS SHIT GETS BORING IF I DON't" Sam says proudly

I walk towards the oversized hiver as it continues to glare at me, trying to rip itself out from under the tree as hard as it can

"I'll rip my own legs off, I'll bite your head and chew it slowly I'll use you like a practice dummy I'll" it rants angrily on the forest floor, hissing at me

I raise one hand
and point at it

"Green" I say flatly "Feed"

"Oooof cooourse, what ever you wish master" Little green giggles in my head, I shudder as I can almost feel the drool dripping down my back

the hiver sighs and falls limp, closing its eyes

"Enjoy the meal...pet" he growls as little green crawls over the tree, and clamps down on its neck

There's a crunch, and the light in the hiver's eyes go out as little green chews through its neck, slurping and chattering happily


"So...you really are a fellow queen" the voice from early sighs "hmm, do you want to join my hive? I'll treat you well, we can feast on all who dare walk through this road...unless they're friends of yours of course, no need to needlessly spill the blood of the innocent and unknowing now is there? What do you say....demon touched?"

WHat do you say?
[] hmm, tempting
[] FUCK OFF, HELL KNOW
[] right and I can trust you
[] What? Oh I see, you're a coward
[] And look like little green, Nooo, I've already lost enough of my looks already
[]...Sure
[] HELL NO
[] write in

>>45224634
>[] hmm, tempting
>[] FUCK OFF, HELL KNOW

>>45224634
>[]...Sure

>>45224634
>[] What? Oh I see, you're a coward
>[] HELL NO

>>45224634
>[] What? Oh I see, you're a coward
>[] FUCK OFF, HELL NO

Either move your "children" out of my way or lose them all.
-------------
Know really?

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>45224634
>[] Nah, but you know what? I let you join MY hive

>>45224634
>[] What? Oh I see, you're a coward
>[] FUCK OFF, HELL NO

>>45224634
>[] Nah, but you know what? I let you join MY hive

>>45224634
>[] What? Oh I see, you're a coward
>[] FUCK OFF, HELL KNOW
>>45224671
>>45224691
>>45224701
Fuck all of you, She tried to kill us AND HURT OUR FRIENDS!

>>45224710
He, I knew that would get a rise out of you

>>45224634
>[] FUCK OFF, HELL NO

"What?" I laugh, tilting my head in confusion before I realize what she said "OH FUCK OFF< HELL NO, you're just a coward, afraid of death"

"Shame, I could've used a fellow queen, we could've been great" the voice sighs "But now...one must eat the other, the dance of life, the cycle of the logic of nature"

"DEMON TOUCHED!" the voice screams from behind me "I'LL SUCK YOUR PRETTY LITTLE HEART OUT"

I turn and see a pale white girl running towards me, chitin covering her bare body as she lifts an axe into the air, grinning widely with teeth to big for her head as her....white hair trails behind her like spider web

What do you do?
[] GUTSTAB 1d100
[] EN...PASSANT 1d100
[] Little green, you done
[} GUYS A LITTLE HELP OVER HERE!!!
[] behold...my reaping dance 1d100
[] FLURRY OF STRIKES 1d100
[] RECKLESS CHARGE 1d20+Str and speed
[] DISARM 1d100
[] ARMOR BREAK 1d100
[] write in

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>45224801
>[] behold...my reaping dance 1d100

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>45224801
>[] behold...my reaping dance 1d100

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>45224801
>[] EN...PASSANT 1d100

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>45224801
>[] ARMOR BREAK 1d100

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>45224801
>[] ARMOR BREAK 1d100

Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>45224801
>[] behold...my reaping dance 1d100

>>45224840
That was a close one.

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>45224801
>[] ARMOR BREAK 1d100

>>45224801
>>45224814
changing to
>AROR BREAK
Probably smarter to debuff her heavy chitin before damaging, thanks for the warning dice gods.

>>45224867
In hindsight with that 93, I'd wished we had gone for Disarm, would have been better, but unlikely to work on any roll that isn't really amazing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-kp-B9XZFc

Oh sabaton, love it. And what a wonderful way to start a fight. I turn the volume up, twisting the side of headphones. I smirk as I walk forward, calmly putting my hand back around the hilt of Minor friend, holding it in two hands as the girl vanishes.

And appears in front of me, in the air, smiling madly as her eyes glow orange. I twist my sword around, and slam it into her gut swinging it like a baseball bat.

I stop for a second as she stays in the air, her chitin armor cracking with smoke flying from it before she falls down in front of me, with an imprint burned into her chest, bare greenish pink flesh glistening in the flames life as it heaves up and down as pieces of chitin fall off of her

She opens her mouth,wider than she should, it's like her jaw just detached itself


"EERGH" I grunt, backing away in disgust
What do you do
[] stick your sword in her mouth 1d100
[] KICK IT CLOSED 1d20+Str
[] GUTSTAB 1d100
[] EN PASSANT 1d100
[] Pick her up 1d20+str
[] write in

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>45224936
>[] stick your sword in her mouth 1d100

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>45224936
>[] stick your sword in her mouth 1d100

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>45224936
>[] GUTSTAB 1d100

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>45224936
>[] EN PASSANT 1d100

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>45224936
>EN Passant her mouth and hopefully head off

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>45224936
>[] stick your sword in her mouth 1d100
JAM
IT
IN!

>>45224970
>JAM
>IT
>IN!
Our next mutation is a dick,I can see it coming, Pun intended.

Aah god its just like the movie's Bailey used to force me to watch the few times I was well enough to go to the theater with er, jesus christ its disgusting.

I whip my sword around, grabbing the unsharpend part of the blade with my left hand as I plunge it down into her gaping maw, with a shriek.

She winces in pain and makes this weird gurgling noise as she grabs my arm, blood flowing out of her mouth as web wraps around Minor friend, holding it in place.

"Gaaachu" She giggles as she raises her axe, which glints in the light of her eyes

What do you do?
[] Dodge 1d20+Dex
[] DISARM 1d100
[] STAB FURTHER 1d100
[] RIP THE SWORD OUT 1d20+Str
[] Kick her away 1d20+str
[] HELP ME
[] Headbutt her 1d20+Str
[] write in

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>45225058
>[] DISARM 1d100

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>45225058
>[] DISARM 1d100

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>45225058
>[] STAB FURTHER 1d100

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>45225058
>[] STAB FURTHER 1d100

>letting a mad swordsman into your gullet before damaging them
Thats a great plan that can't go wrong 10/10 Hiver Queen

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>45225058
>[] STAB FURTHER 1d100

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>45225058
>[] STAB FURTHER 1d100

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>45225058
>[] STAB FURTHER 1d100
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mLASimaTxM

>>45225103
Well
Players and heroes/ villains are a lot harder to take down than normal folk

She's used to preying on npcs

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>45225058
>[] STAB FURTHER 1d100
Come on dice gods, give me a crit so we can stab through her and parry her axe above her head

Wow, I thought Little green was just stupid, but I think I learned something today, all Hivers are idiots! I sigh and press my sword down, stabbing it deeper into the girls gut.

I feel the axe slam into my shoulder, and she starts to laugh

current hp
1140

But I don't feel any pain as I press my sword down as hard as I can, and her laugh turns into a shriek as flames pour out of her mouth and she stumbles back, crying.

What language is this song in? I probably should've learned at least one...sounds german at the very least.

She holds her hand, trying to keep her blood inside of her as she hacks it up, wheezing and whimpering.

the she grins

"Oh" She sighs, lifting her axe up just to her knees, before it falls back down and digs into the dirt "Well, this is bad for me isn't it....ah well, at least I'll get eaten by one stronger than I...please enjoy my meat will you? my last request..I think you morsels call it...I've heard lots of them"

And then, she raises her axe and rushes me, her hair falling on her back, dead

What do you do?
[] dodge 1d20+dex
[] EN...passant 1d100
[] But why would I eat you? I mean little green needs food to
[] Eeeeergh, why are you all obsessed with eating things?
[] REAPING DANCE 1d100
[] GUTSTAB 1d100
[] RECKLESS CHARGE 1d20+Str and speed
[] DISARM 1d100
[] write in

Also, should mention, you can take more than one advance race, so long as they don't class to horribly
Because fuck yeah that could be awesome and this game was made by weebs

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>45225234
>[] Eeeeergh, why are you all obsessed with eating things?
>[] EN...passant 1d100

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>45225234
>[] Eeeeergh, why are you all obsessed with eating things?
>[] REAPING DANCE 1d100

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>45225234
>"Oh" She sighs, lifting her axe up just to her knees, before it falls back down and digs into the dirt "Well, this is bad for me isn't it....ah well, at least I'll get eaten by one stronger than I...please enjoy my meat will you? my last request..I think you morsels call it...I've heard lots of them"
MAn why do you always have to make villains so sad HM?
>[] EN...passant 1d100

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>45225234
>[] But why would I eat you? I mean little green needs food to
>[] REAPING DANCE 1d100

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>45225234
>[] But why would I eat you? I mean little green needs food to
>[] REAPING DANCE 1d100

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>45225234
>[] REAPING DANCE 1d100

>>45225234
>[] GUTSTAB 1d100

>>45225275
Because
they're just living their lives?
Hiver's don't understand that others don't eat eachother
they see the world as literal dog eat dog
because to them, it is
the weak are devoured by the strong

>>45225234
>lso, should mention, you can take more than one advance race, so long as they don't class to horribly
>Because fuck yeah that could be awesome and this game was made by weebs
Honestly I'd rather stick to true daemon path.

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>45225234
>[] REAPING DANCE 1d100

>>45225345
I was listening to Ocean Guide, Damn you HM, DAMN YOU!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NSBIyOJqT8

I frown, god. why do I always have to end up situations like this? It's like I'm a magnet for this sort of stuff.

I sigh, taking a deep breath as I run forward, swinging my sword, and turning around to see the hiver on her knees, sobbing as she looks up at the trees.

I stop for a second...just to catch my breath

"My babies" she whimpers pathetically, crying oh so humanly "They're dying, they're being killed...my hive was weak, I..I am weak, I...please have your fill with me...queen demon touched...pleaaaase, make me useful for something"

I lower my sword, and run forward, swinging.

She slumps forward, a deep gash big enough for my fist to fit into along her back. Her hair covers her eyes as she starts crying, her attena twitching as she turns and sees Sam ripping a larva in half.

She cries loudly, her mouth unhinging as she wails and covers her ears, whimpering

"Please, they're crying, please make it stop, stop it, I...this is the way of things...please use us to become stronger...please, don't leave us to the scavengers and vermin" She says, her face covered in blood, and tears as she looks up at me, clasping her hands together "Please"

I run forward, using the last of my energy to bury my sword into her neck, blood flowing on my hands as I fall to my knees, panting.

She turns to me and smiles, as the light fades from her orange eyes one by one.

And she croaks "Enjoy"

and then slumps forward

as the forest goes silent.
entirely silent except for Sam's boasting and cheers, and what sounds like him stepping on dead hivers.

I stare at the dead hiver, her face frozen in disturbing...gross smile, yet, it's strangely innocent for some reason.

What do you do?
[] follow her request *Gain hiver advance race*
[] Feed her to little green *green gains QUEEN/ KING, subtype*
[] leave her for the rats
[] write in
>>45225367
...shit I'm tearing up now

>>45225495
>[] follow her request *Gain hiver advance race*

>>45225495
>[] follow her request *Gain hiver advance race*

>>45225495
>[] follow her request *Gain hiver advance race*
She deserves this much respect I find.

>>45225495
>[] Feed her to little green *green gains QUEEN/ KING, subtype*
Honestly, I'd prefer the demon advanced race over hiver. Also want lil' green to be awesome.

>>45225495
>[] follow her request *Gain hiver advance race*