LEFT

>>45122300
>>45122318
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Going left always gets you caught

>>45122300
You decide on going left, but something tells you that would be bad. So, you head to the right, moving quickly but silently.

After all, you weren't a low-class thief.

As you keep moving on, you see a door. You walk over and try to open it, but it's locked.

Damn.

You then pull out a hair pin and begin to pick at the lock, hoping to get this thing open.

>Roll d20 for success.

Voting time extended.

Meant to type 1d20.

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>45122690

>>45122690
You slowly pick at the lock, hearing the tumblers shake, and...

SNAP.

The hairpin broke. You clench your teeth and squeal in anger. Dammit! This was not supposed to happen! Damn, damn, damn!

Oh, fuck it. You'll just have to find another way to get inside. You make your way back and head up when you reach the intersection again.

As you walk down the hallway, voices can be heard in a nearby room.

"Did you see the pillows on that maid? I would love to lay my face on them."

"I know, right? I'd fuck her if she gave me the chance."

You look into the room and see two guards talking about your disguised form. Perverts. But still, that does give you an idea... A smile comes up on your face.

>"Oh, boys..."
>"Hey, you perverts!"
>"Intruder alert!"

>>45123402
>"Oh, boys..."

>>45123402
"Oh, boys..." You call out in a sultry voice, getting the guards attention. "Do you want to play with little ol' me?"

The door is thrown open, and the guards are looking at your exposed body. Their eyes are drawn to your assets.

"Holy shit, this girl is stacked!" Guard A says.

"I know, man! The gods must love us enough to bring her to us!" Guard B cackles.

Hook, line, and sinker.

As soon as they come closer to you, you quickly pull out some needles and stab their necks. The guards then fall to the ground, unconscious.

You spot a ring of keys and snatch it from the guard and quickly run back to where you saw the locked door.

Only problem was, which key do you use on the door?

>Try the small key
>Try the big key
>Try the double-edged key.

>>45124173
>Try the small key

>>45124173
>>Try the small key

>>45124173
You put the small key into the lock, hoping it would open the door. To your surprise, it fits. The door opens and reveal a cornucopia of goodies.

You let out a squeal and begin moving around vases and paintings, to see a large chest. You quickly open it and see a mound of coins, which you quickly grab and stuff into your back pockets until they're bursting at the seams.

You are one lucky girl.

"Hey!" A male voice shouts behind you. You turn around to see a young man with his sword drawn. "What do you think you're doing?"

>"I'm the treasury checker."
>"What do YOU think you're doing?"
>"I'm an art fan."

>>45125067
>>"What do YOU think you're doing?"

>>45125067
"What do YOU do think you're doing, hm?" You look at him with a smirk.

"I asked first." He narrows his eyes at you.

"To answer your question, I was checking to make sure no one came by here to steal anything from this room." You state.

"Really." He rolls his eyes. "Then why are the guards unconscious?"

"Because they had too much to drink." You reply simply.

"And why is my friend screaming his head off about the darkness is eating his body away because of some dark-haired witch?" He snaps, practically growling at you.

"...Wait, you're the stud's friend?" You gulp nervously. "Oh, boy."

"What did you do to Echerson?" He moves closer in a menacing manner.

Oh, crap.

What do?

>Run!
>Fight him!
>Distract him!

>>45125257
>Distract him!
We can do this the easy way, or the really easy way

>>45125257
"Wait! I-I'm sorry for doing that to your friend, okay? He scared me!" You say.

"Scared you?" The swordsman growls.

"Y-Yeah! I was just climbing in his room for... a special surprise I was going to give to him." You move your hands towards your large bust and squeeze your melons. "A surprise I'm going to give to you..."

The stud's friend stops and looks at you. You can see the hesitation clearly in his eyes. "You wanna feel? They're real."

"...Are you trying to seduce me?" He asks, confused.

"Well... HA!" You push past him and dash down the hall, hearing him cry out in shock.

Your heart is beating like crazy as you go down the left hall through the intersection. You need an escape, and you need it now!

>Duck into a room!
>Jump out the window at the end of the hall!
>Hide behind a corner!

>>45125614
>Jump out the window at the end of the hall!
We Aladdin now

>>45125614
Oh, gods, you can hear his footsteps coming towards you. You sped up your pace, seeing the window coming into view. This was your chance, you had to time it just right!

You take a deep breath and hurl your body through the glass window, shattering it and feeling the night air rushing through your falling form.

"Oh, shiit!" You cry out as you quickly pull out a hook and rope and fling it towards a window ledge, latching onto it. Then you swing around and crash through another window and land on the floor.

"Shit..." you grunt as you shake the broken bits of glass out of your hair. That was insane. But you're alive.

"O-Oh, gods!" A man's voice screams out. You turn your head towards a naked couple on a bed, thankfully clad in the sheets. A redhead woman is glaring at you while her partner is trying to make himself small.

>"...Excuse me."
>" Sorry. keep doing what you're doing!"
>"I saw nothing!"

>>45125884
>" Sorry. keep doing what you're doing!"
We'll see ourselves out

>>45125884
"Sorry, don't mind me! Just keep doing what you're doing!" You chuckle as you slowly edge towards the door.

"Guards!" The redhead shouts.

"Shit," You then burst out of the room, heart racing like no tomorrow as you speed down the hallway. Tonight wasn't your lucky night.

As you go down the hall, you see an intersection.

Which why do you go?

>Right
>Left

>>45126429
>>Left
Right is never right, which means there's only one option left

>>45126429
You quickly go left, not wanting to take a chance on the right. Seeing a nearby room, you quickly enter it and shut the door behind you.

"Fuck," You bite out as you place your hand onto your chest, panting heavily. "This is the most shittiest thing I've ever happen to me."

"What the hell?!" A male voice barks out as you turn around to see a couple in bed, a redheaded man glaring at you as a nude woman quickly gets out of bed and grabs her maid uniform.

"You have got to be kidding me." You moan.

"Wait, aren't you that new maid?" The man asks.

...Fuck. You're in one of the prince's rooms.

>"Um, no?"
>"That was my twin sister."
>"I have no idea who you're talking about."

>>45126957
>"I have no idea who you're talking about."
His nuts are exposed, there's only one course of action

>>45126957
"I... have no clue as what you are saying." You reply.

"No, I definitely saw you before. No maid has breasts like yours." The prince frowns.

"Y-Your highness...!" The partly clothed maid gasps, offended.

"Sorry, gotta go!" You bolt out the door, panting like a dog as you head towards the stairs at the end of the hallway. You really should've mapped this castle interior.

"Fucking royals fucking commoners, what's next, nobles being farmers?" you mutter. Spotting a nearby room, you head inside and slam it shut behind you. You hope there's no more surprises awaiting you.

Wait, doesn't this room seem familiar-

Oh, fucking hell.

"Who are you?!" A blonde clad in robes glares at you, standing near the stud you just drugged.

"Mom, keep the bad witch away!" The stud still seems to be under the effects of the drug. "She's gonna feed me to the darkness again!"

"Okay, look. Let's not be hasty here..." you hold up your hands in parley.

"Silence! Are you the one that poisoned Echerson?!" She hisses at you.

"I wouldn't say poison, but he'll be fine." You gulp, eyeing the angry blonde in front of you.

"You are going to pay for this." The blonde moves towards you in anger.

>"You want money? I got money."
>"Sweetie, you do NOT want to fight me."
>"I got the antidote in my pocket."

>>45127415
>"I got the antidote in my pocket."
They always all for the antidote routine

>>45127415
Throw the antidote then bolt out the window.

>>45127415
"You want some medicine? I got money!" You offer.

"I'm rich." she hisses.

"Oh, ok." You blink, moving towards the door slowly. Unfortunately, the blonde proves more faster than you and grabs your hand.

"Ow, you're hurting me!" You fake-whine.

"Drop the act! I'm no fool." The blonde growls. "I bet the money you possess is stolen, isn't it?"

"...Wow, and I thought you were a bimbo." You snark, earning you a punch in the gut from the cleric.

"Shut your mouth, you strumpet!" She then grabs your hair and forces you to kneel down to the floor.

"Can you please be more gentle-OW!" You feel pain throbbing at the back of your head as the blonde slaps you and reaches into your back pockets and grabs a fistful of your hard-earned coins.

"This is from the treasury..." The blonde murmurs, then grabs your hair again, forcing you to look at her. "So, you are a thief!"

"Duh," You snort. The blonde slaps you across the face and pulls off her sash and ties your hands with it. Seriously? You just escaped a bind like this. Dumb blonde indeed.

"You're going to stay here until Kline arrives." The cleric growls at you.

>Humor her.
>Feign fear and worry.
>Yawn.

>>45128203
>Feign fear and worry.

>>45128203
"No, please! Let me go! I don't want to go to jail!" You whip up some good old crocodile tears and make sobbing noises. "I just wanted to feed my starving family! Please let me go!"

"Thievery is hardly an excuse." The blonde stoically states.

"You nobles could never understand the plight of commoners! You sit there, eating fine foods, enjoying life as if it were a fantasy! You don't give a shit about us, you just want to have fun and forget about people like us! You're nothing but animals in human skin!" You shout, sniffling.

"Shut up." The blonde cleric growls. You apparently struck a chord in her.

"Why?! Because you're afraid of the truth? The truth of people dying in alleyways and stealing from people like you scare you? You nobles are nothing but cattle, believing your safe and faraway from strife! But we're real, and you're going have to face that soon enough. This isn't some world where nothing bad happens to your spoiled ass. It's a dog-eat-dog world." You glare at the blonde.

The blonde's response was to smack you across the face, sending you onto the floor.

"And look at you! You've grown fat from the milk of fortune and the meat of prosperity!" Your eyes fall onto the curvy figure of the cleric, her open robe giving you a good view of her lacy underwear.

"Not one more word." You hear the cleric hiss.

You're almost free from the binds she put on you.

>Stall her.
>Pester the stud.
>Be slient.

>>45128539
>Pester the stud.
>Stall her.

>>45128539
"Hey, stud! Wake up! You gotta help me out here!" You call out to the stud, whose name was Echerson. "C'mon, please!"

"He won't help you!" The cleric snaps angrily.

"What's that? Mom? Mom, is that you?" Echerson shouts, rising from his bed.

"Yes, it's mom, honey! Mommy's in trouble! Come save mommy!" You cry.

The stud lumbers from the bed and tackles the blonde, who lets out a cry.

"Get away from my momma!" He yells.

"Echerson, you fool! Get off of me!" the blonde shrieks as you finally slip out of the makeshift bind and quickly run out the room, leaving the noble girl to her fate.

As you run down the hall, you can hear distant noise coming from somewhere. Ah, well. It wasn't your concern, as long as you had your money.

You come down the stairs, only to find the dark-skinned guy you seduced before, armed guards behind him.

"Hey, babe. Didn't expect me, did you?" He grins.

...Shit from the sky, the gods really hate you tonight.

>To be continued.

Thanks for playing, I'm just glad there's people here tonight.

>>45128811
See you next time, bud

night

>>45128811
Gib more player agency dude.
Good night.