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The Ninth Circle of Hell sounds like a lot of panting, and smells faintly doggy. Large cages span two walls of the room, equipped with beds, toys, water dishes and every other thing a little boat... dog... thing might possibly want.

Except for attention.

Before Sammy can launch into her troop inspection again, the bright brittle sound of broken metal clinking across the floor is heard, with several corgis hot behind it. Hate sighs and glares a hole in the opposite wall, steadfastly ignoring the very fabric of space-time as several dogs run three or four laps around him, forming a kind of fuzzy cyclone where one wagging tail blurs into the black nose of the one behind him. Hamp actually leans forward a little as he stares, trying to decipher where one mutt ends and the other begins, but they have truly become a kind of canine mobius strip, with a steadfast and glowering Hate its fulcrum point.
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>IB4 Navyfag
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>>45117538
FIRST PAST THE BOAT
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And just like that, it freezes. You blink, feeling a little dizzy, and the afterimages resolve themselves into an attentive circle of corgis, plopped down on their haunches, watching their lord and master with solemn and intense focus.

Hate sliiiides his stare onto you, pinning you in place as he beams the entirely of his miserable existence right into your eye-sockets with his expression alone.

Then he lets his suffering out into the atmosphere with a sigh that turns the very air itself to a leaden miasma that weighs heavy on your shoulders. Succumbing to fate, he lets his eyes drop down and to the side.

The selected corgi cocks its head, jaw falling open - then it begins twirling in place so fast it seems suspended atop a vague motion blur with vaguely paw-like emphasis at certain spots. The corgi next to it whines dismally as it flops on its belly, regarding its companion with lidded-eyes, but the Chosen One doesn't seem to care, lost in its glee.

“... the fuck is this shit?” Hamp says, his eyebrows knit in an expression you're coming to recognize as Maximum Dubiousness.
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Hate sighs, and flicks a fingergun in Hamp's vague direction. “Sic'em.”

As one the circle of corgis rush Hamp, their Outfits manifesting about their bodies, dual-fifites, torpedoes and little sailor hats all. Within ten seconds Hamp is festooned by growling corgis that have attached themselves to every single limb, low, wicked growls sounding from their throats.

“... oooooohhhh,” Hamp says as enlightenment dawns.

Hate's wicked little grin melts into a frown. “Uh, you need some help there?”

Hamp regards Hate with lidded eyes for a second - and then the room is filled with the snarling low buzz of miniaturized nine-cylinder radials as two little blue seaplanes zip through the door. They buzz a corgi each, cutting so close that little tufts of shorn fur float in their wake. The corgis go absolutely *apeshit* - one that was climbing up Hamp's arm to attack his head simply leaps off his shoulder, narrowly missing one of the SOCs with a quick snap of its jaws. It leaves a sizeable dent in the brand-new tile as it lands, springing back up and twisting in air to try another snatch. The seaplanes start weaving together, drawing the dogs out the far double doors.
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Why not use Shigure as a counter terrorism commando?
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Hamp raises his coffee-

-and Hate slurps at his, loud, long and obnoxiously.

Hamp retaliates in kind, tiling the paper starbucks cup to its limit, letting the rattle of the three-quarters empty container fill the air as turbulent liquid churns in a chaotic flow against the plastic lid. Hate refills his thermos cap and raises it for another go and that's about when you feel a deep and moving urge to draw your sword-cane and fucking murder them both.

“ALL RIGHT, PUT AWAY THE RULERS AND ZIP UP, YOU'RE BOTH PRETTY,” Sammy snarls, her five little Corgis leaping to their feet and barking a mad chorus of agreement.

[ ] ... well, you seem to have them well in hand, Lieutenant. What seems to be the problem.
[ ] ... these cages would appear to be insufficient. This isn't exactly containment, is it?
[ ] ... huh. You know how to use a quadcopter drone, Hate?
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>>45117560
I missed the little tykes. They entirely too entertaining.

Observed from several miles away, I mean.
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>>45117601
>[X]... huh. You know how to use a quadcopter drone, Hate?
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>>45117601
[X] ... these cages would appear to be insufficient. This isn't exactly containment, is it?

Let's be helpful today. I hope.
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>>45117601
>[ ] ... well, you seem to have them well in hand, Lieutenant. What seems to be the problem.
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>>45117601
>[X] ... these cages would appear to be insufficient. This isn't exactly containment, is it?
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The most exciting time of the day has come!

>>45117581
What even is this reality we find ourselves in.
>>45117601
>>[ ] ... well, you seem to have them well in hand, Lieutenant. What seems to be the problem.
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>>45117601
>[ ] ... these cages would appear to be insufficient. This isn't exactly containment, is it?
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>>45117601
>[ ] ... well, you seem to have them well in hand, Lieutenant. What seems to be the problem.
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>>45117601
>[ ] ... well, you seem to have them well in hand, Lieutenant. What seems to be the problem.
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Evening.
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>>45117601
>[ ] ... well, you seem to have them well in hand, Lieutenant. What seems to be the problem.
Imma start tonight off with something diabetes inducing.
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>>45117737
Cheers. Ready for the fight?
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>>45117737

No no no no honey, it's the 21st century. Reduce, reuse, recycle!

Yep, this is gonna be a two-case night
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>>45117737
Evening.

... Tell me you're not actually in an alleyway sitting next to trash.
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>>45117538
Awww yis, it's shipslut time
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>>45117601
>[ ] ... well, you seem to have them well in hand, Lieutenant. What seems to be the problem.

then

[x]...huh. You know how to use a quadcopter drone, Hate?
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>>45117737
Hello, Naka-chan~ You hyped to kick ass and chew bubblegum?
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>>45117771
Of course she's not next to the trash...it's to good for her.
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>>45117601
>[X] ... well, you seem to have them well in hand, Lieutenant. What seems to be the problem.
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>>45117601
>[x] ... well, you seem to have them well in hand, Lieutenant. What seems to be the problem.
let's be a total dildo and pretend hate didn't just graphically demonstrate his problem.
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>>45117601
>[ ] ... huh. You know how to use a quadcopter drone, Hate?
>[x] Have these boats been RFID and GPS tagged yet? That's important for base security, it should have been done by now.
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>>45117560
Magnificent.

>>45117601
[x] ... well, you seem to have them well in hand, Lieutenant. What seems to be the problem.
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>>45117601
>[ ] ... these cages would appear to be insufficient. This isn't exactly containment, is it?
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>>45117808
Harsh
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>>45117601
>[X] ... these cages would appear to be insufficient. This isn't exactly containment, is it?
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>>45117601
>[ ] ... huh. You know how to use a quadcopter drone, Hate?
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>sisters vs. demon soon
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>>45117771
No, she's on an imageboard sitting next to trash.
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>>45117808
I'm feeling a lot of negative vibes here.
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As much as we rag on the Sendai sisters, I didn't realize they almost have twice as much firepower as chuuniboat and sis.
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>>45117918
Wouldn't be surprised if a Janitor deleted Naka's posts for lack of quality.
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>>45117601
>[ ] ... these cages would appear to be insufficient. This isn't exactly containment, is it?
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>>45117737
I wish I had saved that comic where Saitama throws Tatsumaki out the window into the trash.
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>>45117737
Hey, Naka, I think I found the right background song for your posts in tonight's thread!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dy4HA3vUv2c
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>>45117770

>Two case.

And here I am trying to figure out if the DESDIV 6 minders have any good booze. Eyepatch probably fucking don't, she's too fucking loud. the other one though, she probably knows where the good fucking shit is and how to get it.
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>>45117927
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>>45117601
>[ ] ... these cages would appear to be insufficient. This isn't exactly containment, is it?
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>>45117737
Wow Naka, don't you think you should be with the non-burnable trash instead?
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>>45117770
It's burnable trash, Settle. Kaga-chan dayo!
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>>45117953
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSUIQgEVDM4

Just remember that Abyssals are always hiring and are equal opportunity.
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>>45117958

Let me go ahead and stop you from thinking that there's ANY good booze here that isn't imported - and therefore not available anywhere on post.
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Just going to post this here.
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>>45117958
The loose floorboard underneath an Officers' desk and get said officer out of their office.
That wasn't so hard.
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>>45117958
You just have to know how to play with her controls Hate...like Tatsuta
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>>45117601
>[o] ... well, you seem to have them well in hand, Lieutenant. What seems to be the problem.

I have no words. Planefag, you have an evil, sexy imagination.
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>>45118006
You know that stack of tires that's been outside the shop for who the fuck knows how long?

There's some 12-year scotch in there, second tire, back side so anyone who leans in won't see it.

Go nuts. I don't need it any more.
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>>45118006

Good for a given fucking definition. I know there's no actual good shit here, and holy fucking shit the shit cargo drivers want to sneak some in from stateside is fucking insane.
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>>45117951
That reminds me, there have been several conversations about Iku being -friendly- with the corgis...
Maybe that's the solution to the corgi problem?
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>>45117960
Also let's not forget that those turrets are open-backed, once we get into close quarters.
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>>45118047
Dammit we need Akashi and soon!
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>>45118036

Oh hey, funny fucking story, I have that picture too.

On my phone.

From "Anonymous"

Like I was born fucking yesterday. I'm trying to figure out which of them got a prepaid and sent it.
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>>45118120
Sounds more like eyepatch-chan.
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>>45117601
>[ ] ... well, you seem to have them well in hand, Lieutenant. What seems to be the problem.
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>>45118047

I'm not even gonna ask why you're hiding it in the mosquito breeding grounds, but you know what? Fuck it.

>>45118048

I have a friend that works for MAC over at Yokota. I'll see what I can get done.
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>>45118120
Definitely Eyepatch, she's timid like that.
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>>45117958
Acquire four roses at your local Japanese liquor store, it's everywhere praise Kirin.
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>>45117601
>[ ] ... well, you seem to have them well in hand, Lieutenant. What seems to be the problem.
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>>45118100
I knoooww! A ship with manufacturing capabilities would be God's own blessing.
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>>45117987

Oh, honey, I wouldn't send you into the fire and flames to perish.

That's because I want to strangle you myself god dammit
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>>45118120
Who do you think lieutenant?
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VOTES CALLED ETC.
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Harder's new girlfriend when?
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>>45118176
I vote for USS Medusa. With USS Artisan as her operating table.
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>>45118178
Loads of people feeling like that right now, it seems.
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>>45118179
Tatsuta wouldn't hide her affections like that, she'd be much more obvious.
She told Tenryuu to send it, because she likes to see her squirm.
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>>45117538
ITS TIME
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>>45118207
Also, this was the image that was meant to go with it.
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>>45118178
I'll bring you back some shore line from the abyssal line, darling.

Check that, I'll have Jintsuu bring it back for you.
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So how does anon like the Wiskey shipslut quest on a-kun?
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>>45118206
>Fucking your sister ship
Not cool dude
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>>45118246
>blatantly advertising

Needs to update more
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>>45118246
Who?
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>>45118206
>he waifus sadistic murderers
Kill Abyssals, Kill Abyssals, Kill More Abyssals!
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>>45118227
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>>45118262
I am not even the author.
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>>45118246
Wiskey as in Mo and Jersey's little sister?
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>>45117927
Yeah the Tenryuu-class was explicitly designed as a destroyer leader. They're also OLD. The first one launched 1918, it was already way outdated by the time WW2 launched.

That said, the Kuma and Nagara classes were almost as old, 1919 and 1922, respectively, and Sendai was launched 1924.

Ooyodo and Agano class aside, none of the CLs Japan fielded were actually up to date to fight in a fight like WW2.

Like Naka pointed out, Fubuki and co. were pretty much replacements.
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>>45118260
Incest is wincest.

>>45118270
Don't judge a man based on his fetish.

>>45118276
Still. Not cool. You don't hear me talking about my favorite Anonkun quest on /tg/.
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>>45118272
Why did I laugh.
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more when
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>>45118246
do tell who wiskey is
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>>45118287
Yes. The last BB.
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>>45118156
>>45118130
>>45118179

Good fucking point. Now I gotta find her fucking number or radio fucking freqency.

Or just call her out later. Which might be more amusing.

She do got a body on her damn son.
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>>45118307
Better design.
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>>45118272
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>>45118307
Atrocious.
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>>45118317
USS Wisconsin (BB-64)
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>>45118330
FOR THE VOICE BELOW'S SAKE, YOU ALREADY HAVE TWO BATTLESHIPS FOR WAIFUS

WHY DO YOU WANT MORE? GO FUCK THE ONES YOU ALREADY HAVE
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>>45118317
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>>45118331

>Three fingers
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>>45118330
>She do got a body on her damn son.

something tells me you would like Atlanta

>southern accent
>Destroyer leader
>most top heavy cruiser ever put to sea
>loads of dakka
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>>45118324
Huh, visited Nauticus a couple of times. Lots of kids running around on her decks. Place is a lot more dedicated to having interactive exhibits (nothing wrong with that, just saying) to teaching the history.
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>>45118176
Who needs Akashi when we've got Nurse Tatsuta?
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>>45118335
Best girl.
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>>45118330
When'd she get the abs, though? Her summer CG has a much fluffier tummy.
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>>45118353
Why does Wisconsin looks shy there?
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>>45118354
I can see her thumb and pointer if you look closely.
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>>45118353
>>45118340
ahh that one
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>>45118354
Nah it's just you can't see her thumb
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>>45118176
You mean like her?
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>>45118361
Here you go
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>>45118368
Fuck. Think she's juicin?

Ain't that a bitch. Well, her sister pretty fucking hot too, so it's all good.
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>>45118374
She forgot to put on a bra.
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>>45118403
Nauticus. Not Nautilus. Nauticus is the museum where USS Wisconsin is.
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>>45118425
Think any of the girl wear one?
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>>45118368
>>45118422
That probably falls under weird shipgirl magicks, like how Akagi and Hornet haven't turned into whales
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>>45118439
Well, they should if they don't want their backs to hurt.
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>>45118422
She could just be working out. Maybe she saw herself in that swimsuit and wanted to be a little more cut?

Maybe she didn't want the mombod to go along with being a momboat?

Maybe to attract the interest of a certain Marine?
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>>45118353
Poor Wisconsin, never seeing much action, mostly arrived too late to do much.

And stuck on Halsey's team.
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>>45118368
relentless bullying and fat shaming gets results
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>>45118368

Nothin' wrong with a /fit/ grill
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>>45118443
FAT STACKS
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>>45118439
Naka's outfit has one, Kongou's does not.
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>>45118431
It's in Norfolk. Also,

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ammunition_ship

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Auxiliary_repair_dock

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Combat_stores_ship

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Repair_ship
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>>45118422
Knowing her she prolly hit the gym as soon as she came back and discovered she had a chance to fight again.

And to impress certain people of course.
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>>45118425
Seems legit
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>>45118246
literally who
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>>45118359
lex man is shit desu senpai
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>>45118439
Yamato wears one padded with the armor-piercing caps of her own shells.
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>>45118508
No-pan?
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>>45118422
Come now Lieutenant, my dear sister abhors drugs and does her best to be a proper role model for her four daughters.
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>>45118526
We need to go over uniform regulations.
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>>45118508
She only saw battle against hurricanes and typhoons in service though. Otherwise she just sat smugly off coast and bombarded and protected the CTF.
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>>45118542
Just a quick question, because I'm curious. Can Hibiki speak Russian at all?
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Even Iowa doesn't wear a bra.

Although I'm sure Hate already knew this.
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>>45118573

That's fucking classified.
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>>45118567
....t-that is something you would have to ask her yourself....just make sure neither of you are alone when you ask.
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>>45118439
>girl
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>>45118368
if we went by the actual CG, Yamato'd be a flat pad wearer.
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>>45118589

OR IS IT
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Are flying boats still relevant in WW II?
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>>45118566
You mean like the rest of the Iowas? Combine they have a destroyer, trawler, and a training cruiser to their names.

Yamato has more. Hell, Willie killed more aircraft then Iowa.
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>>45118612

Literally what
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>>45118602
This Hamp is adorable.
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>>45118589
GO FUCK HER ALREADY YOU USELESS MILITARY ANACHRONISM
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>>45118614
>trawler
>Training cruiser

Sounds like a story that needs to be told. Of the brave nip fisherman who went up against the Iowa.
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I think I have a compromise to the Crab problem. We get to take him down a peg while still engaging in mindless shenanigans.
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>>45118608
classified to hell and back
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>>45118612
A quick google says yes
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>>45118612
>Are flying boats still relevant
Yes, they are useful for long range ASW and SAR.
>Were they reinvent in WW II?
Yes, they were used as spotter aircraft, ASW, SAR, interdiction, raiding and other roles.
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>>45118621
PBY Catalinas are one example of flying boats.
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>>45118670
But why not just mass them instead of carriers? Why not just launch them off BBs? Or seaplane tenders?

>>45118621
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_boat
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>>45118661
Iowa and Hate going on a "classified mission?"
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>>45118573
Enterprise has the best panties
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>>45118659
Or we just move on with more important things in our life, like literal dogsitting
>>45118689
I'm guessing range and seakeeping and endurance
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>>45118702
>nobody will ever console her over pearl
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>>45118637

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMDgAevEJds
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Kaga's learning a new job!
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>>45118637
That's classified fucking.

>>45118567
Yes. A good amount of us are multilingual, even.
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>>45118689
Most of them need an airfield or something so they can load additional ordinance.
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>>45118608
>>45118589
Declassified in 2008 m8
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>>45118689
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_boat
>literally just a big seaplane

Whoever named a type of plane a boat needs to burn on the same circle of hell as that fucker that called a bird a titmouse.
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>>45118689
>But why not just mass them instead of carriers? Why not just launch them off BBs? Or seaplane tenders?

Because flying boats/floatplanes make a lot of design compromises to able to take off or land on water. They also tend to be very big and heavy so if the enemy has decent CAP or AA capability, flying boats would get torn apart. Also, if the flying boats don't have a carrier, where are you going to service them? They certainly can't keep up with a moving fleet.
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>>45118734
Shoukaku is a certified flight mechanic!
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>>45118751
Ahh Ok.

I guess they are slower at dog fighting then cags?
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>>45118608
are you a permanent part of the peanut gallery now?
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>>45118689
>But why not just mass them instead of carriers?
Because carrier aircraft are smaller and have better performance.flying boats are not fast or manoeuvrable and they cannot carry large bombs or torpedoes.
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>>45118725

This heada$$ niqqa
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>>45118689
Because if you're going to pair them with a boat, carrier based planes have better performance and take up less space so you can bring more.
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>>45118657
Long story short cause I'm lazy.

During the attack on Truk atoll those three ships were late getting out of dodge.

Then the Iowas showed up and found targets on radar. Over three hundred rounds from the Iowa and I think the New Jersey later, over penetration is a bitch, those three ships wet under.
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>>45118292
>Yeah the Tenryuu-class was explicitly designed as a destroyer leader.
It's worth noting that they weren't actually used for this. Specifically, they weren't part of a torpedo squadron like Naka, Tama, and most other light cruisers. Instead, they were organized as a battle division like the heavy and torpedo cruisers.
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>>45118748
...

Fukken saved.
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>>45118748
Trump will make shipgirls real
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>>45118764
You know, I heard those 'decks' the carriers wear aren't actually for landing the tiny planes, but as a sort of guidepost for the spirits of their pilots to return to.
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>>45118782
>>45118795
>>45118762
Thanks anons!
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The obvious solution is to build dedicated submersible flying boat tenders. They don't have to have hangars or anything so it's not full retard, just fuel and ordnance stowage and like, a flat top like a dock to service them.
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>>45118797
>Over three hundred

On a fishing trawler.

Pls. Americans.
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>>45118819
We've seen them use their decks tho.
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>Settle accepts his medal of honor from Emperor Trump
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>>45118606
It's real.
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>>45118819
So, if you served aboard a ship, your ultimate fate is to return to that ship, huh? Makes one wonder about guys who served on multiple ships. Do they have duplicates or are they shared?
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>>45118748
Who is that on the plane?
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>>45118797
>overpenetration

they were using HC rounds, if you read the report
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>>45118853
Don't you have a destroyer to be lusting after?
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>>45118874

On a fishing trawler.

A 9mm would probably overpenetrate.
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If you make a floating boat big enough, you can get a sea launched strategic bomber?

>>45118837
So I-401?
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“Well, you seem to have them well in hand, Lieutenant,” you observe wryly. “What seems to be the problem?”

Hate flings his hand out at the cage. “YOU SEE THAT?”

You examine the cage. It has the heavy-duty construction of something fabricated straight from cut bar stock - as if the obvious weld marks at the corners weren't evidence enough. “Crab and his slaves knocked most of this together a few days ago. Heaviest goddamn stock we could get on short notice, and it STILL doesn't hold the little bastards!”

“Well... they do have three twelve-cylinder engines apiece,” you observe. “Hard to constrain that kind of horspower.”

“Which means the only real clamp on their exuberance is ME!” Hate points out. “I can't lock the little fucks up for one night, I can't go into town for a fucking meal, I CAN'T EVEN JACK OFF WITHOUT THESE LITTLE FUCKS SCRABBLING AT THE DOOR!” he almost screams. He's found his feet without realizing it, the dogs already eagerly lapping up the spilled coffee. His hand is slightly red - a slight burn, probably - but he's too busy whipping the thermos's cap across the room to notice. “I'D LIKE TO GO AROUND HANGING OFF SOME SLUT'S ARM TOO, BUT I NEVER GET A FUCKING BREAK!”

“You know what you need?” you opine.

“A STICK TO SHOVE UP YOUR ASS!”

“L e w d,” Hamp observes languidly.

“AND FUCK YOU TOO!”
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>>45118748
>Iowa deciding between Trump 2020 and who ever the Dems run

This is my head canon now and I am running with it.
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>>45118859
I'd imagine the fairies are conglomerations of several generations of crewmen, when applicable.

It's not like every carrier has multiple CAGs. Their CAG fairy is probably a combination of all of the CAGs. Ditto with the Captain Fairy.
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Hamp gives you a soft look, and grabs your hand. You turn to look lovingly into his eyes.

“Glad DADT was repealed, huh Settle?”

“DADT?” Hamp asks.

“Don't ask, don't tell.”

“... so-”

“You could fuck the gay daylights out of anyone, just don't get caught.”

Hamp blinked. “And they felt the need to give this an official military acronym? What's next, 'TSIB' for The Sky Is Blue? SRDH? Shit rolls down-hill? GICLB? Gunny is coming, look busy?”

“Well-”

“It doesn't even fucking RHYME!”

“It was-”

“Even that crazy fucker that drew the funny animals in his cartoons could make a fucking RHYME work, couldn't he? What the fuck!?”

You look to Hate for help, but he just raises his hands in mock surrender - nope, sorry, all yours.

“It's an insult to our pure love,” Hamp insists as he moves in, but you hold up your own palms now. “Nah, better not.”

“WE MUST STRIKE A BLOW FOR JUSTICE!”

“No, no, seriously, Hate's gonna win this one.”

Hamp freezes. “No way.”

“Oh yeah.”

“*How!?*”

“Ever heard of helicopter dick?”
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>>45118903
>I'D LIKE TO GO AROUND HANGING OFF SOME SLUT'S ARM TOO, BUT I NEVER GET A FUCKING BREAK

Don't call Iowa or Yamato sluts, Hate. They're saving themselves for you.
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>>45118847
Yeah, but they're SPIRITS, remember? The physical stuff, their bodies, their outfits and everything... That's just a visual, physical echo, or representation of what's actually going on on a metaphysical level.

>>45118859
Maybe it's not so much their ACTUAL soul, as the IDEA of their spirit or something..?

I dunno man, I'm just an unable seaman; this isn't my are of expertise!
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>>45118859
This is actually sort of addressed in-game with the pilot fairies. The first few named fairies (Tomonaga and Egusa) had quests that let you upgrade their planes, but you'd have to lose the previous form for it. You'd need to K2 new Souryuus and Hiryuus to get copies of the lowest-tier Egusa & Tomonaga.

When Zuikaku and Shoukaku got their K2 they made it flat-out impossible. There's exactly one Murata Squadron, one Iwai Squadron and one Iwamoto Squadron.

So the intention is clearly that named fairies cannot be duped (or die, for that matter).
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>>45118845
Well the trawler went down in one hit.

The training cruiser, think it was Kagou, and the destroyer kept end being over pen so not enough damage was done. Add in the fact that the main gun crews were greener then Willie...
Literally they did this this type of shit.

Director: Put the guns on elavation five!
Gun crews: Rogar! Putting the guns on level eight!
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>>45118887
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>>45118904
>>45118748
>CNN reporting live on the Iowa caucus
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You watch the complex interplay of emotions on Hamp's face - which solidify and sharpen with a jolt when the sound of a zipper being drawn down fills the air.

“Play Gay Chicken with the Marine, and get the dick,” Hate says.

“You... wouldn't.”

“Hamp, you're a great guy,” Hate says sadly, patting his crotch. “Don't make me do this.”

There's a squeak of shoesole on tile by the door. You all turn to see Hibiki, a manilla folder in hand, staring at the room, her usual neutral expression now aggressively flat. She holds the folder out gingerly, drops it on the floor, and walks out again without a word.

“... WELL THEN,” you say, clapping your hands together. “Thanks, thanks for that, Hate, thanks.”

“Any time, pervert Admiral.”

[ ] Offer to take the dogs off his hands every now and then - you can rotate duties. This will be a major pain in the ass, but its the surest way to give Hate some real time off without risking a containment breach like the one that drove Shigure over the edge.
[ ] There's GOT to be some girls that could pick up the slack. The battleships rarely deploy, right?
[ ] Maybe if they had more operational work to do, they'd be less... energetic all the time. They'd be great for littoral patrols... of course, that also raises the possibility of more accidents.
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Pornstar tier stern coming though.
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>>45118861
Cruz I think
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>>45118953
Why do we have rookies on your latest of the line ship? Please tell me the CVNs are filled with experienced crew at least?
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>>45118973
>[x] Maybe if they had more operational work to do, they'd be less... energetic all the time. They'd be great for littoral patrols... of course, that also raises the possibility of more accidents.
Let's give Naka some pets.

Pets are great for depression!
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>>45118973
>[ ] There's GOT to be some girls that could pick up the slack
>[ ] Maybe if they had more operational work to do, they'd be less... energetic all the time. They'd be great for littoral patrols... of course, that also raises the possibility of more accidents.
You know how Sammy is taking care of five of them, AND we put her on the patrol schedule?
Yeah, see if we can scale that out.
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>>45118973

[X] Maybe if they had more operational work to do, they'd be less... energetic all the time. They'd be great for littoral patrols... of course, that also raises the possibility of more accidents.

GOGO LCS WITH PT BOAT SUPPORT
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>>45118973
>[X] Maybe if they had more operational work to do, they'd be less... energetic all the time. They'd be great for littoral patrols... of course, that also raises the possibility of more accidents.

This can't possibly go wroing!
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>>45118951
Yeah but the fairies still need a place to land their little planes.
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>>45118973
>[ ] Offer to take the dogs off his hands every now and then - you can rotate duties. This will be a major pain in the ass, but its the surest way to give Hate some real time off without risking a containment breach like the one that drove Shigure over the edge.

Let's not be an ass for once. Just to keep him on his toes.
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>>45118973
>[ ] Maybe if they had more operational work to do, they'd be less... energetic all the time. They'd be great for littoral patrols... of course, that also raises the possibility of more accidents.
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>[ ] Maybe if they had more operational work to do, they'd be less... energetic all the time. They'd be great for littoral patrols... of course, that also raises the possibility of more accidents.

They obviously want to be put to use. And really the only way to prevent more friendly fire is to actually get the dogs used to Jap ships.
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>>45118973
[ ] Maybe if they had more operational work to do, they'd be less... energetic all the time. They'd be great for littoral patrols... of course, that also raises the possibility of more accidents.
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>>45118948

No, no. See, Yamato is blood and too many people got the wrong fucking impression there. Iowa ain't here.

So that just leaves picking one and-

why the fuck am I fucking explaining this shit? you fucking know how this works, jesus fuck.
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>>45118973
>[ ] There's GOT to be some girls that could pick up the slack. The battleships rarely deploy, right?
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>>45118973
>[ ] There's GOT to be some girls that could pick up the slack. The battleships rarely deploy, right?
>[ ] Maybe if they had more operational work to do, they'd be less... energetic all the time. They'd be great for littoral patrols... of course, that also raises the possibility of more accidents.
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>>45118973
>[x] Other
Attempt to summon a tender. Maybe USS Hulbert (AVD-6), who mothered both her seaplanes and a squadron of motor torpedo boats at Amchitka Island for two weeks.
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>>45118748
Will Trump make shipgirls great again?
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>>45119041
Sword-chan?
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>>45119016
I am ok with this.
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>>45118997
Pic related.
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>>45118973
>[ ] There's GOT to be some girls that could pick up the slack. The battleships rarely deploy, right?
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>>45118973
>[ ] Maybe if they had more operational work to do, they'd be less... energetic all the time. They'd be great for littoral patrols... of course, that also raises the possibility of more accidents.
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>>45118973

[ ] Maybe if they had more operational work to do, they'd be less... energetic all the time. They'd be great for littoral patrols... of course, that also raises the possibility of more accidents.
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>>45118973
So uh... how about getting someone above us to assign an actual support detail to the dogs?
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>>45118973
I wonder if they can be deployed by UUV or UAV. It would make for a heck of a fast response team.
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>>45119013
I'm not really a big fan of dogs.

Naturally, the corgis fucking love me.
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>>45118973
>[x] There's GOT to be some girls that could pick up the slack. The battleships rarely deploy, right?
>[x] Maybe if they had more operational work to do, they'd be less... energetic all the time. They'd be great for littoral patrols... of course, that also raises the possibility of more accidents.

I think we should do both. My first thought even before seeing the vote options was that we should give the dogs to various ship girls to help take care of them.

Secondly, ships want to be ships. Keeping the dogs in here surely isn't going to be good for them.

I imagine the'll get less and less manageable as time goes on.
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>>45119074
They're under our command, so it falls to us to request such a thing
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>>45119041
Honestly lieutenant all you need to do is ask and I'll have both Tenryuu and myself...'ready for a night battle'
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>>45119041
>Yamato is blood

You keep saying that and the more you say it, the more I think you got turned into a battleship fairy
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>>45118973
>[ ] There's GOT to be some girls that could pick up the slack. The battleships rarely deploy, right?
or you know, one of those other staff members you swore existed to us last time.
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>>45118973
>[o] Maybe if they had more operational work to do, they'd be less... energetic all the time. They'd be great for littoral patrols... of course, that also raises the possibility of more accidents.

Why are we sitting on assets and not using them?

Plus, they DO need to get used to the Japanese shipgirls. If only we had a couple of more-or-less SANE US Destroyergirls to keep them in line while they did. Oh well, if wishes were ships, we'd have won the war already.

We just need to get some girls who are sane and level-headed to watch them while they patrol. Hmmmh...
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>>45119089
So, like... let's do that?
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>>45119049
Why not build our own seaplane tender the modern way?
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>>45119083
It's a thing about animals. It seems they can sense the ones who dislike them and gravitate towards them. Or the people who are allergic. It's like a sixth sense.
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>[X] Maybe if they had more operational work to do, they'd be less... energetic all the time. They'd be great for littoral patrols... of course, that also raises the possibility of more accidents.
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>>45119015
>>45119045
>>45119088

Please don't multivote, it just pisses PF off. He made that clear last thread.

Even if it means being monumentally retarded because why the fuck CAN'T we do two of these things.
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>>45119010
You just answered you own question. The carriers were seen as higher priority.

Also you wasn't allowed to fail basic out of the military.

Plus they been doing bombardment against none move land targets for the whole war while stationary. So shooting a moving target while moving was hard for their fragile souls.
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>>45118973
>[ ] There's GOT to be some girls that could pick up the slack. The battleships rarely deploy, right?
>[ ] Maybe if they had more operational work to do, they'd be less... energetic all the time. They'd be great for littoral patrols... of course, that also raises the possibility of more accidents.
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>>45119083
>Naturally, the corgis fucking love me.
Of course they do. They can sense how much you dislike them and are attempting to smother you with their bodies.
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>>45118973
>[ ] Maybe if they had more operational work to do, they'd be less... energetic all the time. They'd be great for littoral patrols... of course, that also raises the possibility of more accidents.
Nothing calms an overexuberant dog like getting exercised regularly. They've gotta be bored out of their skulls just sitting around in the kennel, and while we don't have enough people to give them the attention they really want, if they've had a chance to run off some of that energy, they'll at least be calmer.
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>>45119124
It's because the dogs want you to like them, but don't understand why you dislike them.
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>>45119118
Fucking a shipgirl?
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>>45119074
>So uh... how about getting someone above us to assign an actual support detail to the dogs?

It's not about support. It's about Hate being the only one they really respect and will listen to - and that's the only real way to control their behavior.
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>>45119065
Front view for you all.
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>>45119131
I'd rather slightly annoy fap angel than not vote what I think is best.
And really, that combination of votes is just tweaking one of them.
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>>45119131
>It pisses planefag off
Good.
His pain is my pleasure.
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>>45118973
>[X] There's GOT to be some girls that could pick up the slack.
I'm sure some of the jap ships would love walking cute dogs. Forget about the battleships. Especially Hiei.
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>>45119132
Was that the case for all the other navies too?
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>>45119128
Suddenly I feel like not making PT boats the Kancolle version of Touhou fairies was a missed opportunity.
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>>45118973
>[ ] There's GOT to be some girls that could pick up the slack. The battleships rarely deploy, right?
>[ ] Maybe if they had more operational work to do, they'd be less... energetic all the time. They'd be great for littoral patrols... of course, that also raises the possibility of more accidents.

Perhaps this. Giving some to Sammy may have been good idea, poor execution. As other anons have pointed out, it would be best if we gave them to folks who were more level headed. Perhaps give one each to different personnel on base.
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>>45119175
so you're saying the first option is dumb and nobody should vote for it?
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>>45119166
Which class of ship do you sex to get an ara ara pre-carrier?
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>>45119214
Houshou?
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>>45119214
A German ship, obviously.
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Now, I have a crazy idea.

Just picture, SoDak

let me finish

SoDak, but in booty shorts
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>>45119041
Has she said that she considers you blood cause that is what important. If not...

Not unheard of for two marines to get married LT Hate...
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>>45118973
>[x] Maybe if they had more operational work to do, they'd be less... energetic all the time. They'd be great for littoral patrols... of course, that also raises the possibility of more accidents.
run around on top of the ocean, attack anything that moves, provoke anything that looks like it could possibly move, then attack it.
needy critters, but not complicated ones.
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>>45118935
I have witnessed many a helicopter dick. Recruit convalescent unit was hell.
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>>45118973
>[X] There's GOT to be some girls that could pick up the slack. The battleships rarely deploy, right?
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>>45118973
>[ ] Maybe if they had more operational work to do, they'd be less... energetic all the time. They'd be great for littoral patrols... of course, that also raises the possibility of more accidents.
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>>45119206
>so you're saying the first option is dumb and nobody should vote for it?

You could probably establish command presence over them too, but until you do... things will be... hell, even AFTER you do... yeah. Just. Yeah.

On the other hand it's foolproof!
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>>45119096

Do I LOOK like a fucking fairy to you?

>>45119091

Huh. Get with me after this.
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Oh, here's some interesting videos from this year's surface warfare symposium, for anybody who's interested.

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLDQ1SztOjkOnE-0JnChSg6I87b9WdjKkl

Rear Admiral Fanta's remarks, in particular, are pretty great.

>Folks our job is to kill people and break their toys there's nothing else, in the world, that matters. That's why you have a navy... Yeah there's presence, but presence without lethality is impotence.

>(About the Tomahawk) I got it, it's not perfect, it may not be the ideal, it doesn't move at Mach, you know, one million, ok I got it, but I've got thirty-five hundred of them.

I can easily see Settle being a fan of him
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>>45119191
I don't know Google it. I'm speaking from second hand experience from Grandpa who was said gunner...
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>>45119214
USS Jupiter.
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>>45119214
I feel like the US probably considered turning an old WWI beater into a seaplane tender during the cold war. Shit got crazy then.

Or maybe the russians had plans for a WiGE tender.
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>>45119277
>Do I LOOK like a fucking fairy to you?

Do you want that question answered honestly?
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Good idea or hilariously amusing bad idea?
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>>45119299

Either way it's fucking no, eltee, you don't fucking look like a fucking fairy.
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>>45118973
>[X] Maybe if they had more operational work to do, they'd be less... energetic all the time. They'd be great for littoral patrols... of course, that also raises the possibility of more accidents.
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>>45119231
SoDak is the one with a fat stern, right?
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>>45119280

I was laughing like a fucking lunatic watching that video; that guy says fucking everything that needed saying holy shit

votes called btw
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>>45119277
You do realize that stuff from Shipgirls became one for one size one they are away from the shipgirl.

And considering Iowa is already one for one size...

Yes you do.
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>>45119292
Fun fact: during WWII, the USN converted most of the Wickes and Clemson-class destroyers of WWI vintage into seaplane tenders, minelayers, minesweepers, high speed transports, etc.
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Did Hate and Hamp just have a gay off?
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>>45119277
>Do I LOOK like a fucking fairy to you?

yes
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>>45118973
>[ ] There's GOT to be some girls that could pick up the slack.
Putting them with BBs that don't deploy is the opposite of smart, I think. Pair them with energetic girls who go on patrols so they can bring them along.
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>>45118973
>[ ] There's GOT to be some girls that could pick up the slack. The battleships rarely deploy, right?
Pair each corgi with a DD and any other shipgirl who wants one. That way, the corgis get used to working with the Japanese shipgirls.
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Hmm which looks better on the Tenryuu class? Long hair or short hair?
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Dammit I forgot there was a thread today!

Also, to the three people following my writeups, I've still got editing points to worry about, so it might come up next thread instead. Sorry!
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>>45119346
This.

Remember Batlead. And not just because debts.

There is the distinct possibility that shipgirls "own" anything they consider their crew.
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>>45119374
It's all about long hair.
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>>45119374
Definitely short.
Ponytail might be able to convince me though.
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>>45119391

Except I'm walking proof they fucking don't.
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>>45119338
Yes

also

Yes
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>>45119428
We've never seen how fairy can get away from their ship. You prove nothing until Parker says otherwise.
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>>45118431
This ship?
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>>45119374
Neither of those look like the Chunni sisters. Attitude is all wrong.
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>>45119456
Yes.
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>>45119374
Long hair is glorious.
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>>45119277
>Do I LOOK like a fucking fairy to you?

> says the Marine who just threatened Hamp with an impromptu one-man boarding action
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>>45119428
>implying

I'm on to you.
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>>45119471
Does not long hair make you a bigger target and get clogged up in engines?
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>>45119456
The very same. I've been to Wisconsin, Missouri, Torsk, Constellation, Midway, Intrepid, Barry, and a few others I can't remember off the top of my head.
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>>45119428
> I'm walking proof they fucking don't.
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>>45119471
why would you post such an awful image
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Hey Hate if things don't work out with the Tenryuu girls there's always the Hungry Wolf, I heard every group date she's gone on every guy was to much of a pussy.
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>>45119451

Parker ain't sayin shit about shit. So how about we go with my explanation which is "Y'all fucking dumb" since I'm the one here with direct fucking contact with one of the girls, huh? Sound like a fucking plan?
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>>45119451
We carried one of whatever destroyer that was' fairies to spook Crab that one time. And Naka's been inside Harder. And Willie's prize fighter
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>>45119507
Which ones are the most worthwhile anon?
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>>45118973
>[X] There's GOT to be some girls that could pick up the slack. The battleships rarely deploy, right?
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>>45119501
Is he caressing the barrel of that turret?! Stroking it?!
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>>45119520
Wille's prize fighter?

Naka in Harder?
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>>45119517
Since when did leadership ever trust grunts?
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>>45119501
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>>45119561
One of the Nakaposts had Harder return Naka's floatplane pilot to her.
One of the first Parkerposts had Willie show her prizefighter to Parker.
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>>45119561
Early in the Parker writeups, he spoke to the champ of Willie's crew fighting ring to ask to help her toughen up and practice fighting.
Recently in the Naka writeups Harder sheepishly returned Naka's floatplane to her, the latter's pilot having come secretly to visit his chef.

Shit's weird.
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>>45119561
Chief spook has been helping Willie's prizefighter teach Willie how to box, for confidence!

And one of Naka's crew has been paying some visits to one of Harder's, using Naka's floatplane. Harder's cook keeps letting her in.
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>>45119465
It's a good match for Tatsuta, but Tenryuu acting cute without feeling awkward as hell is an abomination.

>>45119409
10/10 would waifu
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>>45119538
All hold their own merits. I'm ashamed I've been to fewer submarines and aircraft carriers. Aircraft carriers are cool, but submarines were cool. I think I also saw USS Des Moines when it was in the Phialdelphia Naval Inactive Ship Maintenance Facility. Also, there's a book called Yellow Eyes that shares a suprising degree of similarity to Kantai Collection, at least in the ship girl department.
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>>45119517
>>45119538
Barry is getting cut up, Intrepid is a nice excuse to see New York, but Wisconsin lets you see NOB as a civilian
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>>45119555
If all goes well and I visit some friends in Houston this year, I am visiting the Texas and HUGGING her gun barrel if I at all can, thank you very much!

It's not strange at all! Those ships gave their everything in the war, so it's only fair we show them we appreciate their service! I mean for goodness sake, every Rememberance Day in the UK, I make a point of paying for the drinks of every veteran who visits the same sandwich shop I do after the service! It's the same thing!
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>>45119596
>>45119608
>>45119611
His Co(c)k let Naka in? But Naka penetrated Harder?
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>ex battleship USS Kearsarge (Crane Ship #1), fitting out USS Alabama

Kearsarge is the true momboat
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>>45119663
Aircraft have always been better at opening submarines up than the other way around
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>>45119629
>>45119619
One day I will see them all. Cali has a few right?
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>>45119619
In that an AI involved in the war (this book is by John Ringo) comes across the gestalt of the original ship, becomes a girl, and falls in love with the captain.
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AP -- An image recovered from the smartphone of a crew-member on the bridge of the Higgens, shortly before the Battle of Los Angeles...

I've got 2 more images for this thread, hope they're up to snuff!
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>>45119629
Really? Son of a bitch. I actually thought the Barry was kinda cool. Hopefully they saved something from her. I went aboard Fletcher's bridge which was part of the museum Barry was once next to.
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>>45119669
NSFW guru porn etc

>>45119694
With nukes, thats not true anymore
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>>45119709
literally cancer
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>>45119700
Cali's got Iowa herself, naturally
>>45119709
Nice
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>>45119736
Barry?
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>>45119709
Pretty good
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>>45119709

damn son, you got the ocean/sky color perfect. literally my headcanon right there
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>>45119742
>NSFW guru porn etc
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>>45119760
Iowa not being in Iowa.

Being landlocked is not an excuse.
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>>45119709
Nice
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>>45119770
USS Barry, a destroyer of the Forest Sherman class.
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>>45119800
So you want to scrap her? That's how they got SoDak in SoDak.
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>>45119700
USS Iowa, SS Lane Victory, RMS Queen Mary, and a foxtrot class sub in LA. The USS Midway in San Diego. A couple of tall ships in San Fran.
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>>45119374
Yes
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>>45119770
Renovation of DS Barry to allow her to continue as a museum ship has been deemed too expensive, and the planned construction of a fixed-span bridge to replace the Frederick Douglass Memorial Bridge, a swing bridge, would trap her at the Washington Navy Yard. An official departure ceremony for the ship took place on 17 October 2015,[1] and she will be towed away sometime during the winter of 2015–2016 and scrapped.[2][3]

>>45119800
They could in theory sail it up the Mississippi like how Jersey is sitting on Mud.
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>>45119820
Did they rebuild SoDak?
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>>45119709
Huh. wonder who took that.

Wonder if they made it out.
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>>45119826
Thanks anon! Will try to see Iowa or Midway at least when I am down there for a test.
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>>45119860
>From the bridge
I think that's a no.
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>>45119857
some of her
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>>45119850
Did Jersey made it to Jersey at least?
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>>45119857
The scrapped her, but brought a few components back to her home state.

Her armor plate was specially set aside and is most likely being used as containment walls for more than a few nuclear reactors.
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>>45119857
This is her memorial
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>>45119958
SoDak is protecting us even now.

She served her country well.
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Higgins when?
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>>45119941
Yup. She's moored in Cadmen
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>>45120008
It'll probably take a week or month or so to get her towed to her graveyard berth
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>>45119958
So SoDak comes back with a PHD in nuclear engineering?
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>>45120006


Fuck off SoDak

t. Washington
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>>45119958
>SoDak returns with radiation powers
MAKE IT HAPPEN WRITEFAGS!
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>>45120008
> Higgens When
Shows a picture of the Zumwalt...

Captcha is TEA...
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Whose idea was it to build a jet powered floating boat as a bomber?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martin_Seamaster

And why didn't we do it?
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>>45120062
You will get one of these, since the Jersey is now a sub.
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>>45119881
For your planing purposes, know that San Diego is about 2-3 hours south of LA by car, and SF is about 6 hours north (or 2-3 by plane including security checks). A complete tour of the Iowa or the Elizabeth/Foxtrot takes 2-3 hours, the Midway 3-4, and the Lane Victory about an hour.
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>>45120062
>Spidership

MILD MANNERED SOUTH DAKOTA WAS YOUR REGULAR AVERAGE BATTLESHIP, UNTIL HER ARMORED HULL WAS EXPOSED TO DEADLY ATOMIC RADIATION

NOW SHE USES HER POWERS FOR THE GOOD OF PIERRE CITY
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>>45120062
Don't tempt me. Nuclear powered battleships are my fetish (besides in universe the currently in production USS South Dakota is a nuclear submarine scheduled for commissioning riiight about now.)
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If USS Kitty Hawk became a shipgirl, how many people will have there pelvis shattered?
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>>45120122
Only 0.9 Mach.
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>>45120122
>And why didn't we do it?
Missiles launched from subs are faster.
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>>45120141
wut
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>>45120157
>Spidership
Dammit, the first thing I thought of was BattleTech.
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>>45120166
Mostly Fronk.
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>>45120144
I will probably plan a whole weekend then. Time to use some of these vacation I saved up!
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>>45120166
Will she have a pillow fort?
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>>45120166
Isn't the Kitty Hawk a problem ship? Of terribly behaved sailors?
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>>45120122
Because the Seamaster was meant to be a nuclear bomber for the Navy, which became pointless with SLBMs became a thing.

Plus the Seamaster ended up being extremely difficult to control at high speeds, so the Navy decided to shelve it in favor of carriers and subs.
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>>45120212
Yea that one, kicked out every single port its been in.
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>>45120212
>
It is a shitty conventional carrier with 8 boilers and really old. It is pretty bad, not as bad as Kennedy was in terms of being a "why do I live" carrier.
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>>45120166
>Kitty Hawk
>Pelvises
U're a witty lil cunt i'll give ya dat m8
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>>45120212
You don't even know.
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So *that's how that works...
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>>45120166
At least she'll survive.
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>>45120157
>Good of Pierre

Her memorial is in Sioux Falls, and I've visited it a few times. It's really quite well done and has some very neat little artifacts and one of the actual guns.
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>>45120161
YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO.
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>>45120238
That looks like it hurts.

>>45120243
Yeah, I think it's obvious I've never been to South Dakota.
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>>45120235
Any of the non-nuclear CVNs still around?
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>>45120239
>Implying planefag and Ghost won't bring her back just for the sole purpose of sinking her again.
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>>45120238
That's lewd anon.

source?
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>>45120264
>He doesn't know how buttplugs and dildos work
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“Ooookay,” you say placatingly. “Okay. I know what's going on here, and I know how to fix it.”

“Oh, really?” Hate seethes. “Do tell. I'd LOVE to fucking know!”

“They have Confined To Base Syndrome. Where they're not being worked hard, they're not being trained hard, they're not allowed to sow their wild oats among the fields of bars and prostitutes and such. That leads to the obvious solution.”

Hate stares at you. “Dude, I was land forces, gonna have to elaborate.”

“Nothing grinds down a crew's energy levels, happiness, exuberance, and general will to keep breathing like a nice, long, DEPLOYMENT CRUISE!”

Every dog in the kennel sinks low at those dreaded words, their ears flopping sadly. Soft, petulant whines soon fill the air. “I'll find some patrol areas suited for PT boats and distribute them a bit; put them on a rotating schedule so they don't get too tuckered out, so on and so forth.”

Hate snorts. “You mean you'll e-mail your staff and tell them to do it.”

“Leadership is all about delegating.”
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>>45120299
The spine part.
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>>45120273
Rotting in Washington. This is our new one
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>>45120273
All but one of them are in various stages of being cut up in Texas. The Kennedy is on donation hold for a planned museum in New England.
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“Whatever.” Hate flops down on his ass again, crosses his arms, and proceeds to look pissed.

“Awww, look at that,” you say to Hamp. “I think our Devil Dog is upset.”

“Awww does the Muh-Reen want to deploy too?” Hamp coos.

“I will stack your corpses atop each other nude,” Hate promises.

“No worries, Hamp,” you say. “I've got just the thing to cheer him up.”

“Unless that THING involves me getting off this base and killing and/or breaking shit, stow it,” Hate snaps. “And if I get a day pass I WILL go into the city and do exactly that. Those Yaks owe me an evening's entertainment.”

You produce a folded-up post-it note from your pocket. “As a matter of fact...”

Hate squints. “You better not be fucking with me again.”

“I swear, on a stack of invisible bibles,” you solemnly state, holding out your flattened palm. “Call this number, tell 'em who you are. They'll brief you in detail.”

Hate takes the paper gingerly, as if it might explode. He retreats into the next room, his eyes watching you carefully -then dashes off, cell phone already in his hand.
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>>45120273
Nope, it's all Ford and Nimitzes from here.
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>>45120185
The Spider is already drop-dead sexy. Turning it into a girl is overkill.
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>>45120297
>anon
>has tripcode
>has secure tripcode
lol?
It's from Chincolle

http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2257183
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>>45120273
Also, no such thing as a "non-nuclear CVN." CVN == Aircraft Carrier, Nuclear-Powered. The oil-burning supercarriers were CVAs originally, and CVs after 1975 or so.
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>>45120190
Nah mate, she'll have to fight both Saratoga and his ever growing harem.
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Before the door can finish swinging shut, one of Hamp's SOC Seagulls dart through at high speed. Hamp reaches out and casually knocks over a nearby trash-can, the lid parting company with the body as it falls. The tiny plane dives for the tile and pulls up sharply, a tiny bomb lofting in a high arc into the can. Little bits of plastic go flying as it impacts the bottom with a report like a hand grenade. A heartbeat later, the other zips through the door as it hisses towards shutting on its pneumatic cylinder, a half-step ahead of a dozen baying corgis, their little nails making a crazy, tinny clatter on the tile. It dives into the trash can and zips through the new hole in the end, wingtips clearing it by millimeters. A heartbeat later the little tawny muzzle of a Corgi is lodged in the hole, followed by a series of WHUMPS as the rest of them pile up behind him in the trashcan.

“Well, that was entertaining,” Hamp says placidly. “What next?”

It's mid-afternoon - tomorrow evening, in all likelihood, your scant forces will be engaged in desperate battle in the Sunda Strait. By your watch, all the necessary personnel will be boarding their C-5 within the hour - now all you can do is lay contingency plans... and wait.

(i.e. timeskip soon, anon.)

[ ] Write-in: this is your last chance to take care of any lingering business.
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>>45120273
The USS Kitty Hawk is in reserve, the USS John F Kennedy is on hold awaiting conversion to a museum, The USS Midway is a museum, and the the USS Independence is laid up awaiting scrapping,
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>>45120328
>Picture
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

>>45120356
>Check with Hornet, see how our favorite flattop is doing and ask her WHAT THE FUCK SHE WANTS TO SAY GOOD GOD.
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>>45120356
>Give Arizona and Shoukaku the talk.
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>>45120356

>[x]Figure out what Hornet wanted to talk about
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>>45120356
Talk with the ships about to deploy. Last minute reassurances, keep up the morale, all that crap.
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>>45120344
>mahan
wow that design is a mess
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>>45120356
>Check with Wayne, see how Naka's repairs went. Check with Goto, see if anything's materialized from Terror's threat yet.
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>>45120356
>[x]Figure out what Hornet wanted to talk about
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>>45120356
>[X] GO SAY HI TO HORNET AND THEN THE TENRYUUS

TALKING TALKING TALKING
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>>45120356
[x] We should talk to Hornet.
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>>45120356
>SLEEP
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>>45120356
[X] Delegate for the DEPLOYMENT CRUISE/I hear 260 rigged corgis will fit in a B-52
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>>45120356
Go get drunk with Tenryuu
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>>45120356
[x] Get corgis snuck on the plane.

[x] Brief the team. Our ship girl team.
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>>45120382
This. This is important. Set the record straight.
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>>45120356
>>Check with Wayne, see how Naka's repairs went. Check with Goto, see if anything's materialized from Terror's threat yet.
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>>45120356
[X] Hornet

And maybe get something to eat.
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>>45120356
>[x] Find out what's going to happen to USS Higgins.
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>>45120356
>Hornet Time
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>>45120356
>>45120382
>>45120384
This, both of these.
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>>45120356
>[X] HORNET
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>>45120356
[x] Apologize to Arizona.
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>>45120356
Talk to hornet about whatever she wanted to tell us after the bonins
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>>45120356
[X] Wow bitches with swordfighting skillz
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>>45120356

>[] GIVE SHOUKAKU THE TALK PREFERABLY WHERE ARIZONA CAN HEAR IT
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>>45120356
>Catch up with Hornet, with Hamp near enough to not be derelict in his duty but out of the conversation

Hamp was nearby during our breakdown on the phone and when we went into the closet with Naka and he hasn't said shit, so I think we can trust him to be discreet at this point.
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>>45120426
I thought some of the corgis are part of the force officially?
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[X]inform someone else about our little yakuza problem.
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>>45120356
>[x]Figure out what Hornet wanted to talk about
>[x]Check with Wayne, see how Naka's repairs went.
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>>45120450
Apologize to Arizona AFTER explaining the facts of life to Shoukaku.
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>>45120382
>>45120382
>>45120382
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>>45120356
HORNET
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>>45120445

Where the hell do these come from?
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>Erry and Terry give Arizona nightmares where Settle turns her down because she's only good for being a gravestone
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>>45120356
>HORNEE-TU
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>>45120478
I am Ok with that.
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>>45120356
[X] Disregard common sense and operational needs, acquire waifu.
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>>45120425
I see your Mu-tan and raise you a Giitah!!
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>>45120356
>Check with Hornet, see how our favorite flattop is doing and ask her WHAT THE FUCK SHE WANTS TO SAY GOOD GOD.
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>>45120500
[x] Send Terror a copy of the CD by Stan Rogers.

Oh for just one time...
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Shoukaku can get the 'talk' the next time she desperately tries to attach herself to us and we try to shake her off.

Arizona doesn't need an apology, she needs to realize that the only person wondering why Settle hasn't fucked Shoukaku yet is her.
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>>45120373
If SHTF, do you think any of them could be reactivated? If so, how soon could they be deployed?
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>>45120356
talk to the CL?
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>>45120534
>only person wondering why Settle hasn't fucked Shoukaku yet is her.

Isn't the whole base betting on who will win the Settle cup first?
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>>45120356
>Talk to Hornet

TIME TO MEDDLE IN OUR SUBORDINATES' LOVE LIVES AND IGNORE WHAT'S HABBENING WITH OUR OWN
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>>45120356
>>45120375
This guy has the right idea.
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>>45120533
I'd love to see her reaction to that.

She'd either get even angrier or become a reverse Naka where her skill gains a bit of color and her flesh some warmth.
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>>45120394
>Talk with the ships about to deploy. Last minute reassurances, keep up the morale, all that crap.

This. So much this. Jesus Christ, what kind of idiot wants to get involved with more shipfu drama an hour before a major operation?

We skipped their briefing, we should pop in with the ships going on deployment and make sure everything's ship-shape, as it were. And provide some last minute reassurance and look to morale and all that, maybe also see that the radar sets got delivered.
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[1] tell some one to throw corgies on the C5 till it reaches weight limit
[2] SLEEP
[3] check base defense is ready as can be
[4] worry
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>>45120499
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>>45120356
>Give the talk to Shoukaku and Arizona.

Let's get this out of the way and also talking to hornet.
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>>45120356
Check in with Goto and give the task force a final briefing.
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>>45120356
>[X] Talk to Hornet with Hamp in tow

>>45120499
Bomber Grape, perhaps the second-most insane Touhou fan artist. Famous for explosion endings.
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>>45120564
We should do it. Remember when she said she will do us a favor? That we send her a bottle?

Let us send her this CD.
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Man the Shouhatefags are out in force tonight!
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>>45120356
>[x]Give Shoukaku the talk, apologize to Arizona
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So far options seem to be:
>Check in with Hornet
>Check in with Naka
>Give Shoukaku THE TALK/apologize to Arizona
>Hang out with Tenryuu
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>>45120356
>[X] Talk to Hornet with Hamp in tow

Time to bully
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>>45120344
that design is retarded like grade-A retarded
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>INB4 X OPTION WINS THE REST WILL BE "DELEGATED"
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>>45120533
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVY8LoM47xI

also

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-n5nXNGDiiw
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>>45120553
Theoretically. In practice
>Goto's wondering when we're gonna fuck Arizona
>Naka's wondering when we're gonna fuck Arizona
>Hate's wondering when we're gonna fuck Arizona
>Hornet's wondering when we're gonna fuck Arizona
>Kongou's wondering when we're gonna fuck Arizona
>Arizona's wondering when we're gonna fuck Shoukaku
>Yamato's wondering when we're gonna admit we care about Arizona a hell of a lot more than Shoukaku
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>>45120574
>Planefag quest
>idiots

nuff said. Think of it as them getting the stupid out of the way so they can actually try to be smart during the battle.
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>>45120356
Talk with the ships about to deploy. Last minute reassurances, keep up the morale, all that crap.
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>>45120541
That's assuming that they are in a state where we can do shit to them.

The Intrepid is a museum ship and the JFK is planned to become one as well. I'm pretty sure that all museum ships self-reactivated the moment the Abyssals showed up.

Independance has been scrapped by now. and I'm not sure about the shitty kitty.
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>>45120356
>[ ] Write-in: this is your last chance to take care of any lingering business.

What do we even have left to do?
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>>45120609
I didn't draw it!
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>>45120621
Good point.

So if we give Shou the talk (she won't be phased by it) then someone is bound to tell Ari. Or even record it for her.
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>>45120597
I'm not sorry that your waifu is in denial about her friendzone status
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>>45120621
The girl who's acting more of a sister than any other character?
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>>45120356
Talk with the ships about to deploy. Last minute reassurances, keep up the morale, all that crap.
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>>45120678
I'm not sorry yours got burned like she did at Pearl.
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>>45120356
>[X] Talk to Hornet with Hamp in tow
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Remember Ari is American and Freedom personified.

Do you want to marry Freedom?
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>>45120679
No, that's Naka.
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>>45120699

Yes.
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VOTES CALLED TOOT TOOT
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>>45120425
Seconded. (Or at least talk to chunniboat)
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>>45120157
No she will be called...

BATTLESHIP X
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>>45120616
Someone post the one about raising the downed ship.
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>>45120408

Damn, son.

Damn.
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>>45120699
YES
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>>45120639
I was actually thinking more in IRL terms than in the KCQ universe. (I have another project related to 'MURICA FUCK YEAH, and since I'm here I might as well crowd-source some research.)
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>>45120699
Hope rides alone
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>>45120733
Got you covered

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fhop5VuLDIQ
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>>45120699
I'd fuck Freedom and name our two children Liberty and Justice.
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>>45120541
>If SHTF, do you think any of them could be reactivated?
That's what "in reserve" means. Exact time frames are classified, but the Kitty Hawk likely could be recommissioned in a matter of months. All the others would need significant work.
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>>45120696
>>45120678
Guys, come on.
>mfw

>>45120716
Well. Shit.
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>>45120749
Thank You Freedom Fairy
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>>45120699
F R E E D O M
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>>45120760
>That's what "in reserve" means. Exact time frames are classified, but the Kitty Hawk likely could be recommissioned in a matter of months. All the others would need significant work.
>pressures of abyssal war
>every ship is needed

good fucking job anon

good

fucking

job
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>>45120757
Thanks my good anon!
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>>45120716

Ya know, maybe I been fucking wrong, here. Maybe girls othern battleships are worth lookin at fucking twice.
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>>45120749
Thank you freedom fairy!

Still curious why a battleship fairy would increase the chance of a carrier appearing?
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>>45120749
Thank you Freedom Fairy
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>>45120616
What if we broadcasted this shit right into the sea?

Be fun jamming, at least.
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>>45120749
Thank you freedom fairy
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>>45120786
How can she be so cute?
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>>45120791
And now I'm terrified. Nevertheless, reconciliation must start at some time, so I will say, welcome to the thread.
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>>45120820
Because she is best 2hu
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>>45120787
>good fucking job anon
Hm, I'm not sure if I should cheer or cower.
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>>45120801
I think the people are seeing a pattern.
After all, after Bisko and Prinz showed up, Graf Zeppelin showed up a little later, too.
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>>45120807
I am for that too.

And the Mary Ellen Carter.

>>45120791
Please Terror my dear, you were still HMS not HMCS at that time.
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>>45120639
As of January 2016, the Forrestals are all in various stages of dismantlement, as is Constellation; the Shitty Kitty is currently being held in Ready Reserve until the Ford commissions, at which point she'll either be put on donation hold for a museum or scrapped. The Kennedy is also on donation hold. And the America is decorating the seafloor 250 miles southeast of Cape Hatteras.
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>>45120791
Do you do requests?

Could you play Naka's new album when it comes out?
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>>45120827
oh fuck off SB
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>>45120787
shitty kitty sinking agian when planefag
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>>45120791
>poster-name
>mfw
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>>45120742
IRL speaking Independance was scrapped, Kitty Hawk will likly follow it to the scrappers after a fey years assuming that nobody tries to make it into a museum ship. Intrepid is already a museum ship while JFK is still up in the air.

But remember that KCQ is sorta based of real life, with a few exceptions aside from the whole "ship-spirits fighting abyssals" thing. If I remember correctly, some writefag mentioned that JFK was a museum ship that had re-activated. But I don't have the link to that writeup so I can't exactly share it.
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>>45120873
Abyssal Kitty Hawk when?
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>>45120864
Not even from SB man. Just a guy who enjoys these threads. For good or for worse.
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Can the entire HMS Terror writefaggotry be found anywhere?
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>>45120857
I think she counts as an honorary HMCS now?
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>>45120902
>implying that she will come back as an abyssal
>implying that she won't come back as a ship-girl just to spite everyone.
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So what I'm going with:

>Settle catches an early dinner
>chuunibotes grabbing a bite before they run for the chopper
>Hornet bumps into Settle
>etc.

Sound good? Anything else you want?
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>>45120791
Just imagine Terror being depressed, and listening to this song to cheer herself up, but realized that the Canadians will never work as hard to raise her up.
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>>45120946
>shows up in Abyssal palace
>Voice Below tells her to fuck off
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>>45120946

Bet the girl could fuck hard and long, though.
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>>45120902
As soon as possible thank you very much. Seeing the abyss trying to deal with the shitty kitty would be hilarious.
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>>45120787
"Need significant work" is pretty much code for "It would be easier to build a new ship"
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>>45120964
Sounds good
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>>45120964
Shou talking to?
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>>45120964
>Sound good? Anything else you want?
The other CL that are on the mission, such as the ones we haven't seen yet.

(Tama, Kuma, ...)
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>>45120946
>USN reactivates her, crews her again, etc.
>Comes back anyway, enjoys having people to do the work
>Lazes around on the superstructure while the captain sweats bullets
>>45120964
Sounds good
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>>45120964
We should probably go meet the chuuniboats before they leave, if we have the time.
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>>45120964
Solid
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>>45120964
Sounds good, Deme. So the Hornet + Chuunibotes option won? Thank God.

Because I'm pretty sure that going after Arizona mere hours after the latest upset is a bad idea.
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>>45120964

Sounds good to me.
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>All this waifufaggotry

Look, I know it's a hard sell to a bunch of sailors, but maybe we can stop treating two grown women like pieces of meat, and interact with them on some basis other than how much we want to bang either one of them. It's possible to have perfectly cordial interpersonal relationships with two people at the same time, and without constantly stumbling over our own collective dick.
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>>45120964
give us an American fast battleship

getting tired of one of our main characters being useless to us in 90% of combat ops due to speed issues
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>>45120964
Sounds good.
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>>45120964
How about Shoukaku and Hornet?
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>>45120964
I would like some fries with that.
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>>45120996
Best girl indeed.
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>>45120986
>implying settle won't be ducking her guiltily right now
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>>45120964
Nope absolutely perfect
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>>45120964
Let's do it boss.
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>>45120964

Sounds fine by me.
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>>45121010

wish

granted
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Why are we talking to Hornet?
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>>45121009
In this place? Let's not kid ourselves.
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>>45121009
That's why the largest extent of my arguing on the subject is "Shoukaku needs to fuck off", girl's too damn pushy. The exact opposite of wanting to dick her.
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>>45120965
>Oh we couldn't leave her there to crumble into scale, she saved our lives so many times through the gale.

Ouch.
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What ships were historically floating disasters with terrible crews or records?

Specifically ones that'd qualify for coming back as abyssals? We already got Willie, so we don't need another.
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>>45121009
Welcome to /tg/
Please leave your sensibility at the door, and have a cup of coffee while you're at it.
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>>45121010
why would you give him a line like that? Do you like suffering?
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>>45121077
Arashi, considering she singlehandedly lost the war for the Japanese at Midway, or at least that would be how she would likely see it.
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>>45121056
Oh shit. Which one is coming back?

It probably is the most problem child of them all.
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>>45120846
You can't make a pattern with a single datapoint.
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>>45121077
Almost the entirety of the IJN.
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>>45121063
To embarrass Hamp.

>>45121056
... It's going to be in the Abyssal fleet, isn't it?
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>>45121056
IT'SHAPPENING.JPG
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>>45121063
Because she's expressed an interest in talking to us several times and never had it followed up on specifically.
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>>45121056
>Wish granted
>mfw planefag makes it an abyssal

PLS
NO
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>>45121056
Fucking monkey's paw.
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new update will go in a new thread btw
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>>45121010
>>45121056
You've done something horrible you fool.
May you suffer in hell for whatever this is that you've caused.
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>>45120970
Her lust is only sated by the snapping of pelvises.
>>45120996
>The only work she does is summoning F-14s to bulk up her new air fleet.
>She only does so when someone plays the top gun theme.
>>45120967
So just like Naka?
>>45121056
Iowa is a fast battleship right? Or am I just being stupid?
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>>45121075
>Though your heart may be broken, and live is about to end, no matter what you have lost, be it home or love or friend, the Mary Ellen is gonna rise again.
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>>45121111
>>45121124
Don't tempt the aeronautical faggot.
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>>45121056
>Sarge, did planefag just radio us to go fuck ourselves?
>Pretty much, Corporal.
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>>45121056
>iowa.jpg
yessssssss
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>>45121134
>So just like Naka?

Naka is actually useful because of her special ability. I'm not sure that the figure we saw was the Voice Below. Doesn't seem "Voice"-y enough. More like the Wandering Jew.
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>>45121104
What did she do? Was she the stray DD that doomed them all?
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>Begging for American Fast Battleship
>Iowa class was Fast Battleships

Hahahahahahahaha
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>>45121103
Its a fucking legitimate complaint asshole. She can't escort CV's, she can't work with scouting forces, she doesn't have powerful enough AA to act as a harbor defense vessel, she can't operate with other heavy surface forces unless they're ALSO a bunch of standard types.


Arizona got fucked over hard. without her sisters and cousins that she was meant to operate with, she's just a liability.
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>>45121056
>wish
>granted
How badly will US FREEDOM wreck our nip CL force in the upcoming deployment?
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>>45121163
At least she wasn't the Aoba.
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>>45121149
Unlikely, probably going to be an Abyssal. Maybe USS Wahington or one of the North Carolina class battleships.
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>>45121149
Well, at least Hate can finally get laid.
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>>45121141
You poor fool, it was already too late.
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>>45120996
That is oddly adorable.
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>>45118780

Yes.
No.
I'm not sure anymore.
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>>45120964
Wow. This isn't completely retarded. Considering how many anons were voting for shipfu drama, I'm amazed.
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>>45121149
Too early to say. LA still doesn't have a decent shore battery at this point.
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>>45120964
Don't we have to see what's happed with Yuudachi's hull, and if any upgrades are being considered?
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>>45121163
Yup. Chased Nautilus, accidentally led the dive bombers to Akagi, Kaga, and Souryuu.
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>>45121172
She's also a deaf mute.
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>>45121179
What did Aoba do?
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>>45121067

It's just as well that we're at image limit, because I have no reaction image appropriate to this response.
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>>45121165
The North Carolina and South Dakota classes were also classed as fast battleships, fwiw.
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>>45121165
As the South Dakota and the North Carolinas were.
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>>45121121
Let's call it like it is, /tg/ just does a full rotation on what ships get attention and it's Hornet's turn again.
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>>45121218
There's also the whole pacific ocean
>>45121224
We haven't heard any naval gunfire, and crab couldn't have been acting alone, so I'm assuming our Top Men are on it as we speak
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>>45121231
But she is not a loli anon. And she does not h8te pizza. Or punch veterans.
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>>45121172
For once, I think this anon is right.

Ari really does limit out options when she's included in an operation. Everything has to be planned around her being a good 7-15 knots slower than everyone else.
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>>45121231
And as flat as Ryuujou.
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>>45121105
Oh, fuck. Not X. Anyone but X.

Unless she comes back Abyssal. Then, no, NObody but X!
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>>45121232
Well, her commander basically caused the deaths of two other japanese destroyers and pretty much doomed a fleet.
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>>45121240
Since the CLs are probably going to end up in a night battle my money is on USS Washington showing up.
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>South Dakota abyssal

NONE WERE SPARED

NOT EVEN THE CHILDREN
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>>45121274
Ari can be a set piece we show off for morale purposes.

>>45121281
Was SoDak so bad? What did she do? She is even protecting you right now from radiation!
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>>45121255
I've been harping about Hornet's dangling threads for months
>>45121239
Try using your words then
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>>45121240
>>45121249
Oh, I'm already aware of them. I'm laughing because we already have a US Fast BB, she's just hiding. Planefag already has one in setting if he's feeling like a trollish, lazy git.
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>>45121240
Well, in the writeups, South Dakota and 'Bama came back on our side, so the potential ships are North Carolina, Washington, or Indiana.
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>>45121240
>>45121249
Correct.

All of these ships were capable of hitting 27+ Knots.
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>>45121306
... Wow. Such a great use for Arizona.

IN FUCKING JAPAN.
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>>45121286
Tell the story anon.

>>45121293
It is all good. We don't ever turn on the flood lamps this time.

Then we can bag Atlanta too.
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>>45121194

You act like I can't now. Y'all got the wrong impression, here- you just want me to fucking, fuck girls I can't fuck. Not wouldn't fuck, can't fuck.

>>45121187

>Iowa
>One of the traitor bitches

You don't pay much fucking attention, do you?
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>>45121293
That'd be neat.

Didn't Washington sink a few of the chuuniboats, though? Also, iirc, wasn't she the last battleship to ever trade fire with another battleship?
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An american Repair ship so our ship docs have help.
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>>45121306
So, we send Arizona back to the States?
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>>45121341
>can't fuck

Not with that attitude, Marine!
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>>45121281
Relax she would be any worst then Early Sammy was. If fact she be better since she been taken down several pegs in WW2
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>>45121373
Pretty much. She's useless here.

Might as well send her to DC.
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>>45121373
We just keep her on hand for what operations ARE suitable for her, because you don't just throw away a fucking battleship whose upkeep consists of food and board.
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>>45121401
>>45121373

As a photo op girl?
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>>45121341
I didn't say that. I'm fairly certain that none of the Iowa's are coming back Abyssals. I'm thinking it's probably one of the scrapped North Carolina or South Dakota class ships.
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Image limit reached :(
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Well, at least Montana isn't going to be coming back.
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So CVA-58 came back to the abyssal side, only to duke it out with HMCS Habakkuk?
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>>45121332
Writeups are only canon when they don't conflict with the quest.

If PF decides SoDak is an abyssal, I'll just shrug and retcon all my stuff with SoDak away and focus on the other parts of my story.

>>45121346
Sort of correct. Washington also got screwed out of a lot of the credit she was deserved due to SoDak's captain being a very canny politician and having a tendancy to omit things from his reports that could cause trouble to the reputation of him or his ship.

The guy was a fucking badass though, and when it comes to escort operations, he was a masterful commander. He used South Dakota's wake to put out a burning destroyer near the Enterprise.
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None of the American fast BB's really have a reason to go abyssal.

>Washington actually did her job and sank another battleship in surface combat, proving the superiority of radar
>North Carolina is a museum and people love her
>South Dakota is already a character in a writeup
>Indiana did gud
>Massachusetts is a museum with a small harem of other ships around her
>Alabama is a character and a museum as well
>Iowa is a character
>Missouri is an extremely famous museum
>New Jersey is the most decorated American battleships ever, also a museum
>Wisconsin is a museum


literally who is going to be an abyssal
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>>45121423
You'll get a fresh thread soon chief.
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>>45121423
You can post it in the next thread.
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>>45121453
Not every ship wants to be a museum.
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>>45121373
Actually that's not a bad idea, I mean it hasn't even been a day since we broke her heart so trying to apologize to her is going to get us a goddamn canon to the face.
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>>45121373
>>45121401
>>45121407
Worst fucking ideas ever.

REMEMBER WHY SHE'S MAD? BECAUSE WE PUT HER ON A PEDESTAL YOU DUMB FUCKS.
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>>45121311
>Try using your words then

I already did, and it was quite apparent that doing so was wasted. I think at this point that I had best go get a drink and settle in.
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>>45121440
For the write up being conflicting in cannon their is a chance of him bring her in like he did with Terror and Erubus.
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>>45121453
>a small harem of other ships around her
This could be hilarious
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>>45121492
WHO CARES? SHE IS A USELESS SHIP

NAKA IS MORE USEFUL AS A MORAL BOOSTER

JUST SEND HER AWAY AND FORGET ABOUT HER
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>>45121481
They became museums after

>serving for decades in the case of the Iowas, fighting in multiple wars
>were outdated, and used as memorials

Being a museum is better than being scrapped or used as a target. You get to teach people about your history, and are never forgotten.
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>>45121492
Get that hook out of your lips anon, you look ridiculous.
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>>45121514
wew lad
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>>45121341

Hate, I have to say, I get the distinct impression that if a shipgirl actually wanted anything to do with your penis, it would scare you halfway back to the good ol' United States.
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>>45121508
Who is in her harem?
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>>45121508
>has a sub boy like Harder
>and the east german missile patrol craft Hiddensee

wut
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>>45121514
Thanks, satan
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>>45120964
Giving Shou the talk. but alright.
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I wonder how similar in appearance the other Fletcher's are going to be to Willie, the Gato's to Harder, the John C. Butler's to Sammy, and the other Northampton class cruisers are going to be to Hamp?
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>ask for a fast BB because Arizona is too slow for most combat ops
>"okay"
>anon explodes

Waybe things will actually be okay for fucking once.
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>>45121335
http://hijiribe.donmai.us/posts/1550386
Here's when she sunk Fubuki and Furutaka because of the captain's idiocy.
http://hijiribe.donmai.us/posts/1641255
Here's when she sunk Kako.
http://hijiribe.donmai.us/posts/1642645
Here's when she left Kumano to die. (Well it was inevitable but the parting message was dickery)

http://hijiribe.donmai.us/posts/1619828
She kept coming back, though.

http://hijiribe.donmai.us/posts/1653508
And this is the artist poking fun at Aoba some more.
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>>45121501
Yes, but I have no guarantee gap an elf will decide to do that.

And I'm perfectly fine with whatever he'd want to do with SoDak even if it conflicts with my writefaggotry. I can just retcon it at this point.


>>45121524
This is also why Abyssal Washington is a high probability. She wasn't just scrapped, she was basically left to be forgotten. SoDak at least got a memorial and some of her saved.
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>>45121627
Considering how sameface the jap DDs are in the game...
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>>45121627
When you've known planefag for as long as I have, you learn not to trust him.

EVER
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>>45121232
The Admiral Goto on Aoba thought a bunch of American ships were friendlies because the last intel report he got didn't say Americans were in the area. Then they fired on his fleet. He still thought they were friendlies even with his lookouts telling him they were Americans, and signaled "This is Aoba" to them. Aoba gets wrecked, Goto dies, Fubuki and Furutaka sink.
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We should probably mention basic EMCON to the CLs next chance we get. I know that radar isn't a foreign concept to them, but still probably good to remin them.
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>>45121655
Only the Fubuki class, really, and that's more artist choice than anything.
The rest are pretty distinctive.
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>>45121661
Which is to say, "known him longer than a week."
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Why did we start naming carriers after presidents? And ones that are not even dead yet?

>>45121662
How cute!
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>>45121662
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aritomo_Got%C5%8D

This guy? I wonder if they're related. Like how Settle is to the guy who commanded the Pensacola. I wonder if Aoba considers Goto to be family, if family that was grossly incompetent.
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>>45121662
>Admiral Goto

Do you think KCQ Goto is related in any way or is that just coincidence?
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>>45121453
>Describing battleship cove as a harem

you fucking people jesus christ.

Also

>BIG MAMIES REACTION WHEN SHE FINDS OUT SHE HAS A BEER NAMED AFTER HER
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>>45121508
>>45121542

The most notable of them is probably Salem, since she has 8"/50 RF DP radar directed guns.
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>>45121720
New naming rules probably. It's also because we have a habit of naming ships after people already.
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>>45121735
>Do you think KCQ Goto is related in any way or is that just coincidence?
It's a Planefag quest...it's never coincidence.
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>>45121639
Washington makes no fucking sense. She did her job you faggot, its not like she fucked up her one chance at glory, and then sailed around as an overpriced AA ship for the rest of the war like South Dakota.

And as someone who's actually from Washington, I can tell you that shes FAR from forgotten.

Go try to steel someone else's kill claim you fat shit.
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>>45121733
Also, it says here he was the commander of the Naka for some time.
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>>45121733
>>45121735
I think last time this was speculated planefag posted some inscrutable reaction image in response
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>>45121733
The crazy old uncle...
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>>45121720
Ruled up by the SecNav for standardization purposes, I reckon. Probably because there are fewer presidents than there are distinguished admirals.
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>>45121750
Battleship Cove is literally a Harem though.

>Big Mamie
>DD
>SS
>Missile Boat

>all protected by the shadow of Mamies presumably huge mamies
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>>45121769
Just ignore the sperging 'name'fag he needs some way to feel special.
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>>45121769
No real memorial is what he's getting at anon. Showboat is one, SoDak got one, Alabama and Mass both ended up Museums.

Indiana is a likely one as well.
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>>45121771
From what I understand about Planefag, that's the closest he can't get to a yes.
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This is Radio Free Vengeance, with a song dedicated to the USS Buchanan. Welcome back, brave hero.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TqPwWP1XXDo
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>>45121836
Indiana bow is at a parking lot I think. And some people prefer hiding from the lime light. Makes it easier to shank a bitch.
Captcha is boats... Shot time!
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Will we get to fight Terror in this battle? Shall we prepare a loud speaker with Canadian songs?
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>>45121915
If Melpomene hints anything... we might fight Buchanan.
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>>45121915
Don't forget the maple syrup and hockey.
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>>45121915
She's up north, I'm pretty sure.
>>45121931
So is she
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>>45121901
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Snb_rkKpIFw

I can't wait for our own vengeance against Erry and Terry. It better be lingering and humiliating.

Because nothing is quite so satisfying as "you were right"
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>>45121901
God Save the King, God Save the Queen, and God Bless America, fucker.
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>>45121836
Washington has literally never been forgotten. She has been and always will be the only American battleship with a confirmed kill on an enemy battleship, with no shared credit.

Just because some faggot from South Dakota says she isn't remembered, doesn't make it true at all.
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>>45121901
Which Buchanan anons?
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oooh dear this is gonna be a loooong fukkin update

sorry guys, it's a biggun

A BIGGUN
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>>45121901
For some reason this post has me shivering.
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>>45121935
Will she apologize to us?
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>>45121976
Hey don't lump us real SoDak's with that bait fag.
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>>45121976
All I'm saying is she's more likely, because she got screwed out of the credit for quite a while. That's got to sting. Chill anon, chill.
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>>45121961
>yfw Canada removes Terry and Erry from the list of National Historic Sites
>yfw they become forgotten
Such is the punishment for traitors!
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>>45122013
>big gun
for you
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>>45122000
DD131 or DD 484?
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>>45122030
I said "A faggot"

the rest of you are okay, even South Dakota herself is OK (even if she is a fat fucking dumb blonde, I can accept that)

but this guy is a true faggot
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>>45122045
I was thinking more like they get a taste of their own medicine.
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>>45122013
WAS BEING SWAMPED BY FAST BB'S PART OF YOUR PLAN?!
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>>45122013
>Maximum Tenryuu shenanigans
Planefag, have I ever told you I love you?
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>>45121961
Or we hand them over to Canadians who will pamper them. And they will fight for the true North strong and free.
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>>45122013
Take your time, we've already broken the average of the last few threads.
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>>45122013
Hoo boy
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>>45122095
>paraded through Canada as returning heroes
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>>45122075
I mean, they bitched about being forgotten, so that's definitely part of a just punishment.
But yeah, they definitely need a taste of their own punishment as well.
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>>45122120
Canadians will just shrug, CBC will be all over them for a few days, then Canadians will just take them for hockey games every few nights.
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>>45122120
And then used to justify their claim over the Northwest Passage.
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>>45122154
They'd probably get assigned to defend the Northwest Passage. Based out of a comfy icebreaker.
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>>45122150
Is there anything more a Canadian needs?
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>>45122154
Can we dress them up as cute guides to the North West passage aiding the ships sailing down that way?
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>>45122095
>>45122120
Let's stick with setting them on fire.
It does take effort to set one of those big wooden ships on fire, they did everything they could to prevent it after all, but once they start burning, it's a real beautiful sight to see.
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>>45117538
Will Arizona force Shoukaku to eat her hamburger? Will they enjoy Settle's hot mett together?
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>>45122150
>Erebus and Terror are now sports commentators at every Maple Leafs vs Canadiennes game
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>>45121829
>all protected by the shadow of Mamies presumably huge mamies
If any of the SoDak picture posted earlier in thread are anything to go by they are huge.
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>>45122185
Then they will bitch all day about the lack of maple syrup and timmies up north.
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>>45122202
fluffbringer please write this
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>>45122195
Don't you get it? That's exactly what the Abyssals want us to do. They want to be proven right that humans are all evil warlike bastards who don't appreciate them. The only way to win is to prove them wrong.

How can we fix Naka? By blowing her up? No, we make her feel appreciated.
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>>45122202
If some writefags have the time to write lewds... yes.
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>>45122231
Huh fluff actually hasn't posted once tonight.
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>>45122204
>Erebus and Terror are now sports commentators at every Maple Leafs vs Canadiennes game
I need this.
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>>45122195
Make them suffer. Make them work for the leaves and feel ashamed when leaves are good to them still.
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>>45122231
Please stop baiting fluff.
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>>45122237
Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate; only love can do that.

Martin Luther King, Jr.
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>>45122231
>>45122249
Sweet fucking jesus don't dignify the fuck with the attention
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>>45122251
Will they be biased towards English Canadians?
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>>45122237
They've already gone too far for kindness, anon.
You don't hug murderers until they become nice again, you either throw them in jail, or you kill them.
It's about time you stop pretending that there will be any other outcome to their story.
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>>45122261
>>45122269
This.

They want to be all angsty and hate everyone until we kill them or they kill us? Well fuck them. They're not getting what they want.

We'll make them happy even if we have to stuff pancakes into their mouths.
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>>45122251
I doubt any of them would be good blow-by-blow commentators though. Too calm.
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>>45122237
Pretty much this.
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>>45122269
Folks our job is to kill people and break their toys there's nothing else, in the world, that matters. That's why you have a navy.

Rear Admiral Peter Fanta
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>>45122269
A couple of others for the road:

The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong.

An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind.

Mahatma Gandhi
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>>45122226
>If any of the SoDak picture posted earlier in thread are anything to go by they are huge.

you really have no clue
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>>45122237
>How can we fix Naka? By blowing her up? No, we make her feel appreciated.

We can't fix Naka. Only Naka can fix Naka. That's the nature of depression.

Captcha is boats.

What we can do for her is support her, and remind her that she is capable of fixing herself.
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>>45122303
Wait until they get to see the ham bugler in action.
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>>45122303
> Erebus
> Calm

Umm....
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>>45122237
This anon knows his shit.
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>>45122328
Betta she gives the best hugs.
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>>45117958
Desdiv 6 minders have an espresso machine. Part of testing to see if Shimakaze can vibrate through walls.
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>>45122317
Perhaps then this is not a job for a Navy. Perhaps what it is gonna take is someone who is brave enough to extend an apology. It is easy to hate. It is tough to forgive.
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>>45122251
Yep.
>>45122317
Real navies don't have to deal with reincarnating souls of warships that presumably rise up infinitely when destroyed and other such total bullshit good grief.

Technically it's the diplomats and politicians who are supposed to minimize the amount of killing people and breaking their toys, but, well... have you seen any of those sent to the Abyssals lately?
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Can we make Terror take care of the dogs?
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>>45122376
Iroquois probably shows up in the end to take her home.
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>>45122334
Is this that Vancouver Canucks player?

>>45122335
She can be calm when she wants to boss, come on, lighten up!
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>These anons talking like we can somehow make everything better with hugs and kisses
This shit isn't fucking Undertale, jackasses.
Hell, Undertale even acknowledges that it's message doesn't apply to reality.
Waifufaggotry and trying to be a white knight aren't the solution to all your problems.
We've already killed plenty of abyssals before Terror and Erebus, and they won't be the last once we're done killing them.
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>>45122424
Ottawa. The one that almost won the cup for them last year.

The one who eats hamburger when the fans throw it at him.
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>>45122435
>Implying Kancolle or even KCQ runs on realism
plz
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>>45122435
Hell, waifufaggotry is the source of many of our current social problems in this quest.
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>>45122319
>Our words are backed with NUCLEAR WEAPONS
- Ghandi
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>>45122359
Nah thats Bama.

Mass is crazy religious bro, Mamies probably a huge prude.
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>>45122466
Good old Ghandi.
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>>45122493
Ah, still a classic.
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>>45122435
>what is Hearts and Minds

If the enemy no longer wants to fight GUESS WHAT THE WAR IS OVER AND WE CAN ALL GO BACK TO PEACETIME OPERATIONS

If you want to play whack-a-mole with the abyssals forever, be my guest.
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>>45122493
Fuck, I've been up too long to spell
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>>45122466
>Civilization!Ghandi
keks
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>>45122510
Do you have any other argument besides the idea that we'll never be able to kill all the abyssals?
Because that is literally the only argument you've been spewing these last couple of threads.
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>>45122510
The Abyssals have only just, within the last two days, demonstrated that they even have a mind to sway, and we still have no idea what the fuck.
In the meanwhile they're murdering people and starving them, so fuck 'em for now
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>>45122469
I don't know I've met some wild girls from that state.

Plus it always the quit ones...
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>>45122513
Indeed you have.

Now, allow me to reply again without the slight sarcasm.

Good Old Gandhi.
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>>45122544
Do you have any other argument other than "we're the military, so we kill things"?
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>>45122463
>Hell, waifufaggotry is the source of many of our current social problems in this quest.
No fucking shit it is! And the anons still aren't learning since many think that saying sorry to Arizona's gonna magically make her not furious at us what with the fact it hasn't even been a day since we kinda broke her heart.
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>>45122545
>>45122571
Dead people can't divulge information.
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>re: Hearts and Minds/Hugs And Kisses

This is what diplomats are for. Probably. But we don't have any available, so right now we're stuck playing diplomat and peacemaker. Someday we can probably get back to focusing on killing them better. Probably. Maybe. Who am I kidding we're way too waifu-addicted.
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>>45122510
But peacetime operations are so BORING
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>>45122571
Yeah, but I don't need them, because that's the point.
We're the military, specifically, a rear admiral in charge of combat.
It is, full stop, NOT OUR JOB, to do ANYTHING but kill the abyssals.
Or maybe you think we're some kind of fucking diplomat as well?
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>>45122620
Then it becomes a slice of life of ancient girls living in modern time hijinks, and winning the admiral cup, or finding the best boy to make Willie feel confident.
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>"kill em all" anons would have the ships in AWOL all destroyed just for showing a hint of being abyssal or fucking off when they were summoned

Really? Just kill Naka while you're at it. Kill Shigure too.
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>>45122510
>implying we cant kill them all
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>>45122556
Probably crazy wild sex drive and THOSE MAMIES

But she has to contain it because muh Puritan values.

its going to be a wild night for whoever breaks her out of it
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>>45122634
Our job is to bring hostilities to an end. Not kill everything and everyone who wants to kill us because if that was the military's job, no war would ever end and the US would probably still be at war with the UK.
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>>45122649
>implying things
Why would I kill something that's obviously still on my side?
Are you retarded or somethin'?
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>>45122649
It's almost as if we're not that strawman, we just don't agree with the fucking headpat hippy
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>>45122510
>wo-fags
>hoppu-fags
>daughteru-fags
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>>45122672
I don't think any of the AWOL ships are on anyone's side other than their own.
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>>45122665
Hamp's from the same state. Look how he turned out.
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>>45122634
>Or maybe you think we're some kind of fucking diplomat as well?

Ryan Seattle: Ace Abyss Befriender.
Seriously though are there any actual diplomats to do the job of actual diplomacy good grief. SOMEONE HAS TO NEGOTIATE WITH THE ELDRITCH MURDER BOATS.
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>>45121735
>>45121733
PF said multiple times they're directly related.
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>>45122668
Nope, sorry, incorrect.
Ending hostilities is the job of the government, it's politicians, it's diplomats, and the absolute tip top of military command.
The rest of the military still only has one job, and that's kill who we're told to kill.
We've been told to kill abyssals, so we'll kill them.
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>>45122668
>implying regular rules apply when dealing with eldritch abominations
>still thinking genocide is int the answer
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>>45122668
The military kills what their country tells them to kill.
And besides, how do you win wars? You kill the fuckers until they are sick of it and contact, you know, the people who hold the military's leash and tell them to stop.
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>>45122699
Reminder that Hamp is a reverse trap and is just trying super duper fucking hard to blend in as a bro.
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>>45122714
Thank god the incompetence (for Goto I mean, maybe to a lesser extent Settle) doesn't run in the family then.
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>>45122727
And if opportunities present themselves to cease enemy action without killing them- see Shigure and Naka, then those are options too.
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>>45121524
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USCGC_Campbell_%28WPG-32%29

I'm surprised this ship hasn't gone abyssal.
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Turkey trots to water, etc etc, we need an update soon to distract us from shit posting
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>>45122753
Homo Zeppelin would never do that to his MRA pillow fort.
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>>45122765
Except Shigure and Naka aren't, never were, and almost certainly never will be our enemies or on the side of our enemies.
Mostly because the two of them would sooner kill themselves than go abyssal.
You seem to have failed to notice this.
Besides, only Naka has been demonstrated to have had contact with the abyssals, and that was apparently one way only, the abyssals contacting her, not the other way around.
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>>45122817
This quest would be nothing if not for shitposting.
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>>45122846
>Except Shigure and Naka aren't, never were, and almost certainly never will be our enemies or on the side of our enemies.

NAKA IS LITERALLY TURNING INTO LIGHT CRUISER ONI
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>>45122750
Unfortunately, that's pretty much definitely not a way to win. I'm preeeetty sure they don't mind dying and killing all day every day.

Whether Abyssals can be successfully beaten into harmlessness is a different question, but the point stands.

Most enemies won't fight to the last man, even ones that are actual men and not spooky eldritch boats.

tl;dr: Abyssals don't lose morale from being killed as far as we know so you can't beat them by beating them until they give up. Such a shame.
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>>45122846
My scenario stands that having "kill abyssals" as our primary job doesn't mean we're hurrdurr mcslabdick
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>>45122868
What part of "She would sooner kill herself than fully turn abyssal" do you not understand?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVc15-01RvM
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>>45122898
Well let's hope she commits suicide quickly, then.
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At this point I'm just waiting for PF to sink Kisaragi.
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>>45122918
PF sinks all ships, eventually.
Gotta mine that salt and all.
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>>45122846
But by the "kill all the abyssals" logic they would be on the kill list if not the first.

>>45122887
They can however gain morale from humans being bastards to their remains or other shipgirls as it justifies their view. It's like a weed; chopping at the plant no good without taking care of the root (why they're popping up)
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>>45122918
Pineapple, sea, etc.
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>>45122868
And is about to go pull a fireship on there ass to keep that from completing. Also it kinda a giving considering her summoning.
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Are Planefag's hands moving on their own?
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>>45122918
She hasn't even been mentioned.
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>>45122887
Then what part of that makes you think that befriending the horrific murderers is the solution instead?

>>45122916
So basically, you believe Naka is a lost cause, and is doomed to become an abyssal.
That's pretty fucking sick, dude.

>>45122937
But they aren't abyssals, and don't -want- to be abyssals.
Are you guys having a problem realizing that?
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>>45122937
>It's like a weed; chopping at the plant no good without taking care of the root (why they're popping up)

DING DING DING

This right here. If the Voice Below can't sway any more ships to his/her side, war is over.
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>>45122603

I'm personally more astounded by all of the people who seem to think that purposely trying to sabotage one relationship for the other will somehow work out for them.

It's been made quite clear that both of the girls at the forefront of the waifuwars are attracted to Settle quite strongly because of the fact that he cares. Not just about them, but in general. Purposely walking all over one or the other is inevitably going to result in both of them despising Settle.

Anyone who wants a waifu should be striving to try and be a good person to both candidates, and everyone else too for that matter.
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>>45122983
Nothing wrong with being realistic. It's better than having false hope dashed, at any rate.
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>>45122918
OH WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA

KIS-A-RA-GI
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>>45122989
This is the propaganda war. Usually, it is the intelligence department or the politician doing this. But none are stepping up to the plate. Only the crippled admiral who is a father figure to the girls have to step up and do this.
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>>45122990
>Not just about them, but in general.
And this is why shoukaku fans who think they have things in the bag and arizona has been 'defeated' are delusional. They've got a lot of work to do, for their goal.
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>>45123041
Or we have Naka create a counter to Radio Free Vengeance.

Radio Lullaby?
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>>45123057
Get on it anon. Find us some good music.
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>>45123049
Shokaku fags in general are a little delusional.

Mind you so are Arifags but honestly making her a daughteru would be WORSE for her.
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>>45122989
>>45123041
No anon, just no.
That is absolutely not how the military works.
If intelligence isn't looking into the option of abyssals being negotiable, then it's not "up to us" to "step up to the plate".
The military does not run on this fucking fantasy you've convinced yourself it does.
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>>45123074
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fhop5VuLDIQ
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>>45123074
>>45123057
There was some guy a few threads back who posted music supposedly request by returned shipgirls. It was EveryNightSomethingAwful or something.
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>>45123076
I can't believe that anybody honestly thinks ari is behaving like a daughter.
Like, at all.
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>>45123094
Things like >>45123057 are within our power.

Also it'd make Naka feel less useless and probably improve her mood.
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>>45123049
I don't think any Shoukakufags think that, considering that apparently the entirety of Yokosuka are partial to Arizona.

Which is interesting in itself.
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>>45123101
Wasn't Terror requesting for this earlier?
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>>45123076
Have you read Bentus' posts regarding how doomed Arizona is and how Shoukaku is clearly the best choice of all on SB? The dude seriously makes that forum totally unreadable whenever he goes on one of his RP Big Boss Loves Shoukaku tangents and makes me extra glad for the threadmarks feature.
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>>45123057
>>45123074
>le tokyo rose face
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>>45123074
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CI-0E_jses
I'll admit a bias to jazz.
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>>45122983
Just saying the logic you maintain generally leads to extremes.

And for teh record I don't think headpats would solve verything, but rather finding the root and counter acting it, otherwise pure volience might just be feeding the fire.

>>45122990
Good point but good luck getting people to listen.

>>45123049
Indeed, and I'm a more rational Shoukaku fan. Though some Arizona fans are prone to delusions of their own.

>>45123109
She hasn't really made a non-platonic move. Usually girls taht do that get tossed in the sister pile in quests.
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>>45123076
And trying to reattempting to romance her would have her despise us at this juncture....I with the Hope Rides Alone boat now.
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>>45122989
Right, he's the guy we need to shoot
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>>45123074
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_XorP9Lr0Q
Club Ninja was a horrid album
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>>45123107
Will try to find it.

>>45123094
You gotta improvise in a war anon.

Why do you think McArthur became the governor of Japan after the war? Or how he negotiated the way to save the emperor after the surrender?
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>>45123109
The people who think that clearly don't have daughters of their own.
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>>45123132
>I don't think any Shoukakufags think that
And yet you keep seeing them say that the arizona 'route' has been torpedoed, that we've broken her heart, and so on and so forth. It's sad. Fight for your waifu if you must, but do so with a clear head.
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>>45122868
>NAKA IS LITERALLY TURNING INTO LIGHT CRUISER ONI
That doesn't really matter.

Appearance doesn't determine whether or not a ship girl is an Abyssal. Behavior does.

As long as Naka wants to stay on our side its fine.

>>45123057
>Or we have Naka create a counter to Radio Free Vengeance.
Brilliant.

Unfortunately Naka doesn't yet know it exists.
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Well, I want to fugg Sendai.
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>>45123149
I have. Bentus is a fucking retarded mongoloid who doesn't understand shit and is very passive aggressive and likes to hide on SB behind his 'no bully pls' rules and just fume at us more than anything else.


>>45123156
I'm not sure romance would be the solution either, but it's better than just... coddling her. That's the exact opposite of what she needs.
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>>45123049

Frankly, as someone who generally leans Shoukaku, I feel rather bad for Arizona. I am also rather thankful that Arizona is smart enough to understand Settle's intent in that little conversation, no matter how poorly it was handled. Granted, it might take her some time to forgive him.

Honestly, that debacle shouldn't even have anything to do with the endless waifu battle. We should be hoping to make her feel better because it's the right thing to do, and because Arizona is a nice girl.

Of course, then I see people wanting to go and repeat that whole mistake by giving Shoukaku the same stupid speech, and I have to reach for my drink.
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Think American girl will love the rock rendition of their major naval battles by a German band?
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>>45123152
>She hasn't really made a non-platonic move
I can grant you that honestly, but it's clear in her behaviors (both that we've seen and that other characters have pointed out) that she wants to
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>>45123149
Considering I'm thoroughly sick of the entire damned thing NOW, I'd disagree with myself at the time.

Fuck it all. It ends in tears.

>>45123243
Fuck you too asshole.
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>>45123221
Get in line.
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>>45122983
>Then what part of that makes you think that befriending the horrific murderers is the solution instead?

got a better idea m8?

Basically, the problem is as follows.
>Shipgirls can pop up whenever they damn well please
>We don't know how the fuck they work
>As time progresses, they probably get more and more dangerous because eventually nukes
>There's really nothing we can do to keep them from being Abyssal hate short of keeping them happy

IT's hard to win a military war when the enemy can just pull forces out of their ass. Or your ass, even.

So really the most likely option IS intelligence or diplomacy stuff. Which should be a job for spies and diplomats, but we have very few of the former (who are already occupied trying to help us on the military front) and as far as I know, absolutely none of the latter.


tl;dr: yes it's not our job to negotiate with the horrible eldritch murder monsters but do you see a better idea
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>>45123190
Because General Douglas MacArthur was a goddamn give star US Army General, and Supreme Fucking Commander in the Pacific.
We are not on the same fucking power scale as MacArthur, in any possible respect.
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>>45123221
Sendai is pretty cute, and we already fucked up by giving Naka away, so...
>>45123270
haw
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>>45123277
You have an abysmal understanding of the current military situation, you know that?
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>>45123258
You and the others who say strive for a balance raise a good point. Unfortunately, people are naturally confrontational and need clear us vs them scenarios.
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>>45123291
MacArthur was also a huge fuck up in Philippines.

We are at least better than him.
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Hey guys, remember in Strike Witches quest Young literally pointed a loaded gun at Minna and her best friend?

Remember how Young and Minna still ended up fucking in the end?
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>>45123190
To add to >>45123291, Doug was too political and had the right connections.
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>>45122983
>But they aren't abyssals, and don't -want- to be abyssals.
>Are you guys having a problem realizing that?
They don't want to be, but that hasn't kept Naka's hair turning into steel, her fingers turning into talons, her eye turning blue, her skin turning white, or the blue-light emitting gaping hole in her gut from leaking seawater.
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>>45123270
Oh look the salty fucking babby who masturbates to his shokaku lovepillow is here to defend his honor.
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>>45123258
>>45123243
>>45123198
>bentus is so cringe with his waifufaggotry that even the shoukakufags don't want anything to be with him
>bentus is single handedly responsible for killing the shoukaku route

>>45123270
good work asshole
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>>45123277
First, I'd like you to slow the fuck down, Tex.
Where the fuck are you getting the goddamn -proof- for all the shit your spouting?
So far, -zero- modern ships have come back, abyssal or shipgirl, and as far as we know, the abyssals are going -backwards-, while the shipgirls are the ones going -forwards-.
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>>45123332
Red hair, amazing/terrifying ass, sees right through our bullshit... yeah, that checks out.
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>>45123339
True. Patton tried to get political and see what happened to him.

At least some of the other generals made it to president tier.
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>>45123258
Of course but it's people that know this and hoping to "return the favor"

>>45123266
Can't say that's really clear beyond the fact she does care for him in some fashion. But this could be said for past girls that got sisterzoned so I'll conceed the point.

>>45123319
Like Planefag? he's the one who makes most of them for his tear supply.

>>45123332
I do, and I don't assume Arizona's route been torpedo just because it wouldn't be fun for PF.
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>>45123357
Higgins appeared briefly in the Iowa story, but fuck feelthy, he's gone and I don't recognize his garbage as canon
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>>45123357
gooood point.
Yeah I dunno, honestly. No one really knows anything. Everything is up in the air! Nothing is written! Pigs walk on ceilings!
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>>45123350
>Bentus is responsible for killing Shokaku route

If that's true, I'll laugh myself all the way to the bank.
>>
>All these post about waifu routes
>All this salt
And here I am. I will say this. Thank you all. This thread has been so entertaining.

Eating popcorn.jpg
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>>45123404
I am curious, was Felthy's name based on Felthy Syndrome?
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>>45123357
I'm ignoring the post you're replying to, just to pipe up that:
The most modern known shipgirl is Essex.
The most modern known abyssal is the submarines that were prowling around the bonins with wire-guided torpedoes and SAMs.
The oldest known shipgirl is probably Anne?
And the oldest known abyssals were confirmed triremes.
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>>45122094

AHAHAAHA YEAH THERE'S SOME OF THAT ALL RIGHT
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>>45123415
Kill yourself you attention whore
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>>45123404
To bad for you Planefag does.
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>>45123332
So you're saying we're going to fuck the tsundere, which means Hate.
I can see it.
I'm on board with this plan.
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>>45123357
>it's pure conjecture that eventually at least one nuke armed ship will come back as an abyssal

Haha, no. It's an inevitability.
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>>45123270
Would you please kindly consider suicide?
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>>45123343
And all she has to do to stop herself from going abyssal is to detonate her own magazines.
But hopefully, she won't do that, because hopefully, she'll find a way out of this shit.
Maybe have a little faith?
>>
I actually used to be a Shoucuck fan. But recent events have led me to believe she's a clingy, bitchy girl. She's been lollipops and sunshine around us, but will stab verbal knives at multiple people.

In the other hand, Arizona has every reason to hate our guts right now. We've essentially told her "Your husbando is shit, he'll always be shit, you can do better". This angers the battleship.

So, all in all: hope rides alone. Because think of it this way. The way PF has written settle, he's explicitly started we care too much about Arizona to shackle her to our retarded self. Do we feel the same about Shouikaku?
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>>45123404
The salty one arrives!

>>45123421
Feelthy, I assume rhymes with filthy.
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>>45123312
Heh
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>>45123431
I'd rather a Goto. Kongou can join, later.
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>>45123433
Let's see that proof you've got for those hot opinions, son.
Cuz all I've seen points in the opposite fucking direction.
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>>45123404
Lay off the salt already. The fact that he's unpleasant doesn't change the fact that his writing is good and with exception of the lewds, considered canon.
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>>45123414
And I'll actually be impressed I had that much influence on a quest.

>>45123434
After you, please.
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>>45123462
That works. Thanks anon!
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>>45123427
Less gloating more writing.
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>>45123488
Dropping the trip oh wow. WE NOW DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE NOW.

Nah we still do, you fucking cockmongling retarded excuse for a fucking human being.
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>>45123482
Proof: ships are coming back and the timeline will advance

Unless you yourself have some proof as to why it's restricted to anything WW2 and before.
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>>45123431
By that logic people woul have gone after Kaga (which they thankfully didn't)
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>>45123427
Oh? Is that so?
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>>45123431

I'm fucking not. Fuck off with that shit.
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>>45123517
Jesus christ dude chill the fuck out.

>>45123488
Wow it's really easy to tell you apart. Why do you reply to every fucking thing, anyways.
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>>45123450
>Do we feel the same about Shouikaku?
Not even remotely, imo. We white-knighted her on the date because we white-knight EVERY shipgirl we see in distress that's just what Settle DOES that is who he IS, but the most positive feelings we've given her beyond 'nice prow' is that she was relaxing to have meals with.
Which is still nice, don't get me wrong, but we haven't agonized over her.
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>>45123450
>but will stab verbal knives at multiple people
Since when?
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>>45123525
What's true is that ships are coming back.
You still don't have any proof that the timeline will advance much farther forward than it has.
Currently, there is more proof saying that it's going backwards, or not at all.
And...now I'm going to use the harsh truth here, and say that planefag almost certainly wouldn't escalate the quest as far as nuclear weapons.
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>>45123541
Yankeedere! Yankeedere!
Teitoku's secretary asked me to drop off this lunch she made for you!
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>>45123532
I would a Kaga.
>>45123567
She was catty with Kirishima, off the top of my head. And the whole Shigure thing.
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>>45123414
The writefag cabal wouldn't be shedding tears if that was true.
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>>45123590
come on Anon
Planefag gonna do whatever planefag gonna do
especially if you think he won't
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>>45123591

Tell her thanks and ask her if she's done with that book she borrowed yet.
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>>45123590
Ya, because nuclear weapons means "you idiots took too long, bad end"

Which I don't think will happen because all quests have slight railroading that keep them on the right track, but from Settle's perspective, there is no reason to think the timeline won't advance. I think we have another ten years, well out of the period of this quest, but that doesn't mean it's completely impossible for a nuke armed ship to not come back.

It'd take the ships not having souls for that to happen.
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>>45123604
And by this I mean we'd find it immensely satisfying if Bentus did end up torpedoing the route harder than Albacore did every fucking Japanese warship she met.
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>>45123617
Dense as the matter found in the core of the oldest stars.
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>>45123593
Oh wow she was catty. Not a whole lot of proof for her being a horrible vile person.
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>>45123488
Oh no, you first.

I insist.
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>>45123593
I think Kirishima started it and her intent with Shigure was more concern for Settle than real spite. Had anon not taken the stupid choice, he'd have tried to correct her.

I'd sooner say that she's more aware of the figureative competition than most.
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>>45123649
I think that's just deflection
>>
Getting close to thread pruning folks...
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>>45123567
See
>>45123593

If thats what she's willing to pull in front of her shining foreign bushido, what's she slinging when we're not around?
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>>45123532
Remember how I suggested Kaga and Essex captaining soccer teams of their respective DDH/LHD?
I just realized something better- the same thing, but baseball
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>>45123649
You just wish you had a sister like that who cooked shit for you cos she doesn't trust your cooking past using it as a weapon. there's nothing wrong with fried spam goddamnit.
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>>45123647
>>45123604
>bentus is such a faggot that the writefags even want the Shoukaku route dead

It just keeps getting better and better. Arizona end soon, I can feel it.
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>>45123687
See
>>45123682
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>>45123746
shirou.jpg
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>>45123754
Hahahahhahaha holy fuck he needed it spelled out for him too.
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>>45123746
Why is she your sister specifically? What's this "blood" nonsense?

"Friend who is a girl" I'd understand, but man she's a Jap ship. She's not related to you at all, in any capacity.
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>>45123567
Thinking back on it, apologizing on Kaga's behalf for almost killing us and saying "oh she's just angsty because she's obsolete compared to me" is kind of low-key bitch.
I think that's just the baseline that all the CVs operate at though.
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>>45123746
>fried spam
fuckin' a
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>>45123604
>>45123647

I really like how you're speaking for the cabal as a whole. It's cute.

Wrong, but cute.
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>>45123787
Top Kek.
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>>45123746
Fried spam is fucking amazing, I'm with you there.
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>>45123746
>fried spam
With eggs or without? This is important.
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>>45123775
Are our CVs so nasty as well?
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>>45123787
You're saying it wouldn't be quite hilarious? We live on tears man, much like Planefag. And Bentus produces some big fat salty ones.
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>>45123746
Maybe it's just an anime thing, but the only time sisters do that, it's because they are also romantic interests. Generally 'making you lunch' is a girl friend activity.
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>>45123787
we already determined the kid is a faggot, but thanks ghost
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>>45123746
I'm sure the college student finds that ramen with egg the height of culinary finesse, too.
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>>45123830
Hornet seems like a nice girl. Essex is, well, we all saw how that turned out.
>>45123842
>We live on tears man, much like Planefag
wew
lad
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>>45123617
She says she really liked it and was wondering if you had any other recommendations for her dess!

Oh, and Ms. Secretary wants to meet you for tea this afternoon dess! Kongou is taking over and doing Goto's paper work like a proper and loving battleship! That's what Arizona does for Yankeetoku, right?!
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>>45123819

Usually with eggs, but those are starting to get harder to fucking find. Not too fucking bad, yet, but keeping chickens is starting to be a fucking thing.
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>>45123842
>Assuming THIS much
Wow, that's taking things too far, dude.
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>>45123830
Essex, hell yes. Hornet, enhh.
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>>45123856
Essex is a brat but not nasty on purpose.
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>>45123775
Probably due to operating procedure of the IJN. And the fact that SKK and ZKK were new and the latest and greatest CVs.
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>>45123775
Kaga hasn't been so nice to her sister so there's that. Kaga's actually infamously bitchy to Zuikaku.
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>>45123746
I really have no idea how to dignify that with a response. Man you really are denser than the plate found on yamato eh?
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>>45123842
Do you want to be the next feelthy?
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>>45123842
Slow yer roll there, newfag-chan.
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>>45123842
>Trying to elevate yourself by making it seem like you represent some secret club.
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>>45123842
No that's just you spogging onto your own face.
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>>45123858
Look what we created!

A well behaving dess!
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>>45123842
You're getting as bad as Bentus
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>>45123723
Soccer IS pretty unamerican. And nips love baseball
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>>45123880
What happened to feelthy?

Are we not getting more lewds?
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>>45123842
lad yer burning that goodwill something quick
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>>45123842
ow the edge
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>>45123842
literally how do you fuck up as hard as this guy is right now

Weren't you the one that also leaked the writefag channel?
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>tomorrow we all wake up and NAS is non-canon
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>>45123880
Impossible. Feelthy was a competent writer

>>45123917
Naw that was that one other faggot, Archmagos I think.
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>>45123909
Yeah he's done writing for this, moving on to do his own things.
Such is the way of the writer/artist, to be free.
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>>45123861
>keeping chickens is starting to be a fucking thing
Old Marine Hate had a farm, Eeyaeeyayo
And on his farm he had some chickens, eeyaeeyayo
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>>45123909
IIRC he lost interest.

>>45123925
That'd be hilarious, he's been shitposting like he's top fag both here and SB.
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God I hate role players
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I prefer the Writefag Cobble, myself.
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NEW THREAD GOING UP NOW
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>>45123958
His arguments with duckfag are the worst.
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>>45123925
>South Dakota is the Abyssal now
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>>45123842
your tears will be delicious
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>>45123980
>duckfag
who?
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>>45123971
Oh boy! Oh boy!
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>>45123961
Nettle Hate and naka are the only true ones.

>>45123997
The guy who has an avatar of a duck wearing the deus ex HR glasses
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>>45123842
W E W L A D
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W
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A
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>>45123842
Wow, you're a gigantic cunt on SB *and* here.

Do you have to put in effort to make this much of an ass of yourself, or does it just come naturally?
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>>45123997
Whoever has the "I never quacked for this" avatar on SB. I don't want to legitimize him by remembering his name, but he's always spouting off on SB about how the Eldridge is a mary sue or Erry and Terry are bad ideas or whatever. It doesn't matter, he is free to do that, but NAS is not free to argue with him like a fucking 12 year old.
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>>45124003 new thread
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>>45123858

Tell her if I get the time, I'll come over and have tea. And yes, yes it is.

>>45123774

It's... complicated. We're from the same place, kin from different mothers. She gets the shit I say, I get the shit she says. I can't fucking explain it, don't ask me to try.

>>45123852

You sayin it ain't?

>>45123845

Or it could be because she's chewed my ducking ass about my cooking and said I can't live on it like I do and I need 'real food'.
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>>45124040
Asked the same to my cousin once. She is a tremendous bitch.

She didn't quite understood, but agreed with me completely.
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>>45124043
I said the Eldridge thing once. If the others like it more power to them, I guess.

I don't think Erry and Terry are bad ideas, you might be confusing me with someone else.
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>>45124085
>It's... complicated. We're from the same place, kin from different mothers. She gets the shit I say, I get the shit she says. I can't fucking explain it, don't ask me to try.

So you're "soul" siblings, then? Well, I'd get around to figuring out why that is exactly. Just to set yourself straight, at least.
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>>45123775
I don't know about the rest of you, but this worries me. Low-key bitch= still a bitch. Add that clinginess with her shoving her cvtities on us at seemingly every turn.

All this equals a bag of cats I don't want to deal with.

At least with Arizona you KNOW what's wrong. It's kinda obvious. And I'd rather go with the Devils I know that the Devils I don't.
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>>45124085
Well, it's fine for one who doesn't know better, but remember Yamato had some of the best cooks in the country.
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>>45124040
Naturally my dear friend.

>>45124043
Kyte? It's just fun poking him with a stick.
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>>45124107
Well I'm just struggling to remember your complaints and I apologize for misremembering that.. Again, you are free to make whatever criticisms you'd like.

It's NAS that's the bad actor. Even if I don't necessarily care for you, at least you don't pretend to represent something other than yourself.
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>>45123958
>>45123980
>>45124040

I'm sorry about that, gents. I'll sit down and have a chat with the guy about this kinda thing. It's by now a well-known thing that there's a channel for the various writers so we can keep canon straight, but there is a certain standard of behavior we do expect.
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>>45124144
It'd work better if I bit.
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>>45124003

IT'S ALIIIIIIIIIIIVE
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>>45124144
So you're an ass and a retard.
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>>45124144
>Kyte? It's just fun poking him with a stick.

Well guess what? When you're a collaborator in a quest like this, you lose the right to poke people with sticks.
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>>45124163
I'd insert a thumbs up but image limit.
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>Thread derails to the forumers bitching about each other because they're not allowed to in their site.
Seriously if I was a mod there I'd slap all of you with a temp ban for making the place look bad.



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