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“You filthy pig-dog barbar-”

“WHAT!?” Crab bellows through the megaphone.

Yuudachi blinks. “I'm insulting you, you filthy, knuckle-dragging-”

“WHAT!”

“I said-”

“WHAT!” Crab repeats, leaning with his back against the safety rail as he continues gunning Yuudachi down with the Megaphone.

“Stop that-”

“WHAT!”

“I said-”

“WHAT!”

“IF YOU DON'T-”

“WHAT!”

Yuudachi's pretty, innocent face is flushed crimson with rage, her balled fists trembling at her sides. “I AM GOING TO-”

“HEY!”

“WHAT!?” Yuudachi screams, the shrill, piercing note of an old steam whistle blending with the pure notes of her youthful voice.

“WHAT!” Crab rejoins.

PLANEFAG PLANEFAG

Are sailors of modern ships doing anything to their current ship now that they know it might have a soul?

Are we going all machine spirits or just sailors talking to bulkheads?

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That does it. Yuudachi leans forward and lunges for Crab like a torpedo of murderous rage, a snarl deforming her lips as her arms swing wide, her small fists hurtling forward like the steel pistons they most likely have become. So violent and fast is her attack that when Crab takes a half-step to the side she does not arc over the rail so much as flash over it like a bolt of blonde lighting, her flat trajectory only arcing downward a good twenty feet out. So shallow is her descent that she barely clips her own forward gun-house with her slender chest, the friction just enough to set her tumbling. She hits the deck head first and squeals along it for a few feet, momentum and friction keeping her suspended in a high angle-of-attack, head against the deck and feet in the air, almost perpendicular to the plates. The last thing you see of her is a wisp of blonde hair being sucked over the gunwales, her stockings and shoes close behind.

Crab considers this for a moment.

Then he raises the megaphone to his mouth.

“AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA DIPSHIT,” he declares, then plops down in his lawn chair, happy as a clam.

You and Hamp share a momentary glance.

Time to get the fuck out of here.


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>>45061186
Sailors are already superstitious as fuck, so

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With the crucial detail seen to, and the other operational details firmly in the hand of competent folk that tend to dislike brass hats hanging over their shoulders for no fucking reason, you decide to look in on the Corgi situation. A small building not far from the dorms (you have a vague memory of it housing lawn care tractors or something) was summarily gutted and turned into a properly outfitted kennel. According to the archived e-mail you re-read off your phone during the short drive over, it's slated to be equipped with the essentials of a veterinary clinic - and the Navy is scrambling to find a full-time vet to staff the building just in case of emergencies or various “battle damage” of the kind Crab's, uh, tender ministrations can't alleviate. A note at the end mentions that they might end up with a local civilian filling the post if the rather scarce ranks of military veterinarians can't offer up anyone with the proper psych profile to tolerate the strangeness of it all without cracking.

You and Hamp push through the double doors and walk into a chorus of synchronized howls.

“ALL RIGHT, MAGGOTS!” a high-pitched voice demands, almost squeaking on the last part. You round the corner to find Sammy standing, feet shoulder-width apart and arms crossed in front of her little “flotilla” of five corgis. They're staring up at her curiously, heads cocked, tongues lolling out.

Sammy plants her hands on her hips and leans over a bit, her freckled face screwed up in a scowl. “SHOW ME YOUR GODDAMNED WAR FACE!”

>>45061202
So altars and rituals to appease their ship's soul?

Giving their ship cute dresses?

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The corgis, as one, tilt their heads the other way, tongues still lolling as they pant contentedly.

“FOR *FUCKS* SAKE!” Sammy bellows, her pigtails vibrating with her rage. “THE FUCK DO THINK THAT IS, SAILOR!? WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK DO YOU THINK THAT IS!?” The corgis all have their diminutive fit-outs on (they seem to be Elco boats to the dog,) including the miniature sailor's caps. Sammy walks up to the one in the middle and starts rotating the little hat with one fingertip as her other hand comes up in...

“The hell is that?” Hamp wonders.

“Knife hand,” you marvel.

“ARE YOU GRINNIN AT ME!?” Sammy asks the panting dog. It tilts its head and licks her knife hand eagerly by way of response.

You and Hamp both stare at Sammy.

You turn to look at each other.

By the time your combined gazes fall on Corporal - make that Lieutenant Hate in the corner of the room, he is dug in hard with good overhead cover. He raises the cap of his thermos at just the right speed to conceal his face behind it as your gazes land, his dull, half-lidded eyes rebuffing your questioning stares. After a long, deliberately noisy sip, he sets it down with an exaggerated sigh of satisfaction.

“Welcome,” Hate says. “Welcome to MY hell.”

>>45061156
>>45061170
>>45061190

Oh god, crabs a dead man.

>>45061239
I imagine a swarm of eggheads are about to descend on poi's hull and distract them from any further violence

>>45061190
Crab's a fuckin' loony.

so planefag, did you ever get gud and beat the last 3 minutes of Half Life?

Shimakaze writefag a good

>>45061202
I wonder if there's more dick-rubbing-against-various-equipment or less.

>>45061281
yes

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Once again Tonight's thread is brought to by the new fetish.

>mobile dry docks, hospital ships, and repair ships
If they did come back, would the USN send them to us or keep them closer to home for observation/see what they can do in terms of repairing other shipgirls?

Would they be more or less effective than Crab?

Could we replace Crab completely at Yokosuka if we had a mobile dry dock-girl, and send Crab to Alaska or other rear-area bases?

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Call Iku.

No.

Text Anne again.

No.

Go find Settle again.

No.

Come clean to Goto, tell him you're a tightly-wound bag of multigrain and psychoses.

Fuuuuuck no.

Urgency aside, fueling and readying the plane--and wrangling the corgis--is going to take time. You have at least an hour, probably more, before you're ready to deploy.

The tension and anticipation and the silent nervous dread that you feel before every battle, waiting for the other shell to drop, all of it whirls around and around, your thoughts circling faster and faster until it's unbearable.

You find yourself pacing the halls, not really caring where your feet take you. Inside, outside(, USA!), you try not to overthink and fail spectacularly. You've made your plans, double-checked them, run them by Sendai and Jintsuu, looked at the maps, looked at the GPS, googled the area, googled male ballerinas, gone back to googling the area, and stuffed an entire box of strawberry pocky into your face.

And then you're started out of your panic-fugue by the clatter of falling tools--absentmindedly you'd been brushing your fingertips along the walls, and without the tactile sensation, you pulled a maintenance closet open, the contents spilling out. With a grimace, you go to start collecting and stuffing it back in with an equal lack of grace.

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>>45061186
>>45061202
>>45061225
>>45061281

>>45061273
You try and stay sane here. I dare you. I fucking DARE you.

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>>45061296

>he thinks the navy wouldn't just cut me loose after a mandatory extended enlistment period

>>45061297
>Come clean to Goto, tell him you're a tightly-wound bag of multigrain and psychoses.
Come to think of that, I hope Goto doesn't murder us for never, you know, dealing him in on the whole Naka situation.

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You frown as you find one a smidge heavier than the rest--bright if cruddy-painted casings, with a long black cylindrical barrel attached to a hose, running to what looks like a bulky backpack, straps and all, and an unmistakable fanblade under the case.

You click the trigger experimentally and your hair jingles and screeches against itself like hungover angels in a sudden burst of wind.

And then you giggle.

And then you laugh.

And then you cackle.

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>>45061230
hate, living the dream

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>>45061299
I never meant to imply that you weren't correct.

Sammy a cute
Corgis a cute

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Settle had a lot to do, but he found time for a walk. He never "enjoyed" it, per se, as much as he tolerated the repeated flare of pain, even through meds, of his gimped leg. The walk was as much for the others as for himself--Goto was a damn good friend and a rock-solid admiral, but sometimes, under the strain, it was all Settle could do not to turn his goatee inside out and hang him by it.

Trying to clear his thoughts, he steeled himself for the next tidal wave of nightmares the coming battle would surely bring. Focusing on his breathing--a trick from physical therapy he still found himself repeating--he tried to spear each of his errant thoughts as they passed and string them along in an orderly line.

He was finally getting somewhere when Harder walked by, wearing knee pads, a helmet, a tube of flavored yogurt in his hand (didn't they discontinue that shit in the aughts?), and, most of all, layer upon layer of toilet paper, clinging to him steadfastly, ends fluttering in the breeze.

"Skipper."

"...Harder," Settle finally managed after unsticking his tongue. "What...?"

"Oh. Yeah, Naka found a leaf blower. So hey, check out this shit I found in the PX!"

"...The yogurt?" Settle ventured hopefully, hesitantly, regretfully.

"Naw, nigga, naw. Look." Slowly, he turned and produced something from his pocket... before presenting it with panache. "Peanut butter and jelly... in ONE jar."

Settle just stared at the sandy-blond manlet like he had just shook an aircraft carrier out of his ear.

"This is why we won the war," Harder continued, paying it no mind. "Superior ingenuity. Who can fucking stand against majesty like this?"

Tapping his temple knowingly and giving a wink-wink signal, Harder kept on strolling right by.

In the distance, Settle thought he heard rolling wheels and primal whoops of animal joy.

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>>45061327
Why cut you loose, when they can make you suffer in some Alaskan backwater?

>>45061293
more like shitty meme outfit; too many things clash.

>>45061353
... Never change, Harder. Never change.

>>45061353
>clinging to him steadfastly, ends fluttering in the breeze.
ha

>>45061190
FUCKING CALLED IT

>>45060896

>>45061340
>>45061353
>Naka fucking around with a leaf blower
Pff, hahaha

>>45061378
Hey now, that was clearly warcrimes defeating themselves.

>>45061353
>Peanut butter and jelly... in ONE jar.
Clearly he hasn't tried it yet or he wouldn't be so impressed.

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>>45061378
She's a little girl. I'm a big guy. For you.

>>45061353
Go-Gurt is infact still for sale.

>>45061297
>Text Anne again.

Whos anne?

>>45061408
Terror

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>>45061366

Because my TOE is already up and now I'm just costing them money and giving them bad PR. Fuckin' duh.

>He thinks I'd suffer in the Last Frontier

>>45061403
>Go-Gurt is infact still for sale.

I know, right? Everyone thinks it's been discontinued because, for fucks sake, what? Really? But no. It lives on. It cannot be slain. IT IS THE GURT ON THE FUCKIN GO

>>45061408
Erebus I think.

>>45061370
The fuck did you say about Hayashimo?

>>45061421
Huh, a Greek that likes yogurt.

>>45061408
>>45061423
Yep, Anne is Erebus.

>>45061421
Well, I liked it as a kid. Honestly probably one of the healthier things I ate.

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>>45061281
>>45061202

>>45061421
It was surprisingly decent, in my memories.

>>45061296
More effective at repairing ships, for sure. They're the reincarnation of repair ships, it would be weird if they weren't.

But Crab is familiar with modern systems and probably knows the best how to integrate them with the shipgirls, or at least has the best idea.

>>45061441
>healthier
do you know how much sugar one has? you are basically better off eating a candy bar

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>>45061190
THE POI CANNOT BE STOPPED, MERELY DELAYED.

Posting this for Naka-Chan, since Naka-Chan is asleep: http://pastebin.com/a58QNWx0

>>45061408
>>45061423
>>45061439
Yep, Erebus.

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>my face when I realize that Admiral Thomas might know how to use google

Dear Admiral Thomas and/or Admiral Thomas's staff: if you should somehow find this quest, please, please, for the love of god, please forget you saw it. Thank you.

>>45061297
You know this would've been the perfect moment for some good old stress relief via sex with Harder.

>>45061415
So then we both get what we want: you get to leave, and we get to see you leave.

I suppose the question is whether a USN or IJN ship would be easier to summon.

>>45061457
Yeah, I know.
That's how poorly I ate as a kid.

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>>45061293
Good taste, anon.

>>45061485
ahahahahaahha

>>45061485
Anyone have his email, I think he'd find this amusing.

>>45061485
Too late.

>>45061472
She doesn't even look Abyssal in that, just fucking yan, not sure that's better.

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>>45061378

super cool story bro

>>45061450
He's not lying. The 626 literally takes blood from students and uses it to run. We suspect the LaHoya will need more. FriscoLulu already ate one body, so it should be appeased.

To appease testing of ~components~ blood is a decent thing to feed for lubrication though.

>>45061485
Thomas isn't in command of Seventh anymore.

He probably has plenty of time to websurf~

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>>45061485
There was also someone joking about tweeting this at Higgins' twitter a while back, but I don't think they went through with it.

>>45061485
When was this realized? Also, is it now officially Naka-time?

>>45061485
here comes the navy to Planefag's door to stop him from bullying the Admiral's waifu

>>45061455

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_Artisan_(ABSD-1)
It says here the last part for USS Artisan was scrapped in 2010, so I don't imagine it would take comparatively much retraining to get her proficient. Flimsy evidence, I know, but it's something.

Apparently AWOL got updated too?

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Latest thing is done, it's a bit late but at least it's ready. Here it is:

http://pastebin.com/tjq0qMhN

Now that that's done, I'm off to continue with the Thunderchild stuff.

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>>45061472

They wanted to put tomahawks on her, just kinda wherever they had space. I saw where there weren't tomahawks and I said no. No this will not do.

>>45061538
What is up with AWOL? How did an abyssal manage to get captured but not corrupt everything around her?

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>>45061353
What the fuck. GoGurt is still a thing?

>>45061421
This is the world where Harmony Gold has not died. Things have a way of persisting.

>>45061427
Nothing of the girls themselves, just that particular outfit. Ways it could be better:

In general: remove all the excessive cat touches; panties don't need cat ears and paw strings.
Sexier: have a more normal hole
Cuter: actually have that whole "filled" with a cute cat face.

>>45061378
>>45061384 as it right; he didn't so much win so much than Poi defeating herself.

>>45061485

Oh no thats not the problem.

Chances of coming across it on google is very low (I tried).

Then problem is right now.

We're gonna email it to him.

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>>45061514

... fuck

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Hey, I think I found a picture of Crab

>>45061563
But the fact that it's a cat window and cat panties is like, the entire point

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>>45061563
>Nothing of the girls themselves, just that particular outfit. Ways it could be better:
>In general: remove all the excessive cat touches; panties don't need cat ears and paw strings.
>Sexier: have a more normal hole
>Cuter: actually have that whole "filled" with a cute cat face.

>>45061421
Go Gurt is fucking delicious eat a dick

>>45061538
Update was last Wednesday If i remember right.

>>45061559
Thats for the Cabal to know and you to find out whenever the fuck i get off my lazy ass and write it.

>>45061421
I know for a fact Krogers sells it near me. Perhaps you can ask your local store, I know they can ship you an order of them.

>>45061278

No. I was so legit fed up with that last mission that I just went and reinstalled Halo 1.

Speaking of, I'll be streaming that next. Maybe tomorrow? Or maybe I'll wait till Sunday again, I dunno. Maybe both days, why not.

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>>45061612
Well keep up the good work, she's cute.

>>45061574
That post, just makes me want to see the good admiral's reaction even more.

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>Naka dicking around with lawn tools and having fun
This is a pleasant turn of events

>>45061590
Hey, it looks like I've found a kyte in his natural habitat.

>>45061596
cute

>>45061574
Okay. Your reaction is hilarious.

That said, if he does indeed find the quest, I wager he wouldn't have much to be mad about. You represented him with a great deal of respect and gravitas.

>>45061353

Huh, Naka having that much fun with a leafblower. What'll it be like if they get a Jetlev or another of those water-jetpacks or flyboard jet-boards at the base?

(One of those puppies)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s00SwPZ_1D0

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>>45061565

no

no why

>>45061619
>Halo 1
Aw shit bro
Don't you have meidos to break tomorrow tho? Sunday's probably for the best.

>>45061628
>"Me and the other abyssals were wondering when you're going to get around to killing all humans..."
>"Can't kill. Busy playing."

>>45061650
Anon likes to see you suffer, it really should be obvious at this point.

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>>45061612
So is anyone going to comment on how Vanguard has literally no ass whatsoever?

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>>45061508
Not intended to look abyssal.

Yuudachi being yandere is great.

>>45061650
You brought this on yourself.

>>45061650

Because questers need to be showered with the tears of QMs from time to time.

>>45061619
I'd take tomorrow, I could actually be there for the stream.

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>>45061650

>>45061590
That's insulting even for him.

>>45061591
Just because it's spread on the internet by the japanese doesn't preclude it from being mostly bad.

>>45061596
Yeah okay even I find this cute (exceptions to rules,etc)

>>45061671
nah I'm not an assman

>>45061671
It'll start that stupid discussion of flat vs fat asses.

>>45061565
Hell, why don't we just email it to the POTUS?

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>>45061650
You caused anon to suffer, so now you too shall suffer in turn.
Thou hath hoisted thy own petard.

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>>45061634
Sequel

>>45061705
>"what's this weeaboo shit"

>>45061633
>namedropping me
why bro

Also that room's combined cost is way more than I'd ever be willing to pay for non-electronics.

>>45061678
What a strange reversal of the usual way of things.

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>>45061688

Coolio, I'll do it in the early afternoon. I could try playing through, or I could just start with Silent Cartographer. Love that level!

>>45061710

SO BE IT

THE GREAT TROLLSTORM OF OUR TIME

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>>45061671
Hey, it gives her some character.

>>45061619
>No. I was so legit fed up with that last mission
Fuck, why did I have to miss that
>tomorrow
Goddammit, I'm working

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Even the Abyssals are getting on this fetish meme.

>>45061766
Why did the bongs even think that was a good idea?

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MTU is getting lewder.

For the record the guy replacing Thomas as 7th fleet commander right now is a pretty cool dude. Admiral Aucoin was a Tomcat driver (or RIO its been awhile) who flew in Desert Storm and during the stuff with Bosnia.

He and his squadron feature pretty heavily in Black Aces High by Robert Wilcox

>>45061190
>>45061170
>>45061156
Behold, the Gary stu plot device at work.

Now he knows kung fu!

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>>45061778
>Hoppo nestled inside Seaport's boobs

>>45061790
>Bongs
>Thinking

Remember, they built a battlecruiser AFTER Jutland.

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>>45061796

>>45061790
Something about that after a certain point, you just didn't need the ship anymore. So if you just cut it off there it saved on weight.

>>45061790
Well, so did the Alaska Class Battlecruisers. They had sterns/asses almost equally as flat.

>>45061790
Honestly I'm amazed at half the shit they threw together into her. Blunting off her stern is the least of the issues in her design.

>>45061719
"Oh dear. 4chan's fucking around again."

>>45061744
I'll be there!

Silent Cartographer is a pretty good early mid-point to the game and an excellent level.

Spares you from doing the entire campaign but keeps most of the great levels still before you. Halo is also a good one, but longer and less direct.

Except the fucking Library. I remember what you said about it in the stream and I did the same back in the day.

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Hey Naka! How's that VN they're making of you coming along?

>>45061854
>VN

Isn't she making a new album?

>>45061612
Was a good one. So they pirates now?

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>>45061804
>Now he knows kung fu!
I guess taking a half-step to the side would be considered kung fu to an immobile landwhale, anon.

>>45061833
Eh, a transom stern like that is actually an upgrade, hydrodynamically--it fools the water into behaving like it would if you had a traditional cruiser stern, but without the parasite drag of all the wetted area that you cut off. It's why virtually all warships today use transom sterns, even if they don't have a helipad aft.

>>45061862
What do you think the album is for?

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>>45061713
Zuihou is cute.

CUUUUTE.

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>>45061900
No Elephant lady is CUTEST

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Sorry everyone. Mr. Foxx had planned on having another case file for you all but he's currently grappling with a problem. Literally.

NO PUNCH IT IN THE BRIDGE NOT THE KEEL!

>>45061650
This is your punishment for Crab.

>>45061866
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3pU67zxPOM

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>>45061926
>that pic
NOW YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR NAKA

>>45061928
... Mr. Foxx seems to know the basics of CQC quite well to fight an Abyssal like that.

>>45061931
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNRjt4rCymM

>>45061928
Kill yourself

>>45061926
Gomennasai a great

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The Akatsuki class as a whole are BEST Destroyers...especially if Willie is with them.

>>45061485
Firstname.lastname@navy.mil - maybe a middle initial if there are multiples with the same name.

>>45061928
that pic cant be a DE Eldridge right

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Hey y'all! Sorry it's been so long, but I didn't wanna keep ya waiting any longer. Here's Bamalama 4 for y'all.

http://pastebin.com/5TeZ4HXs

>>45061561
Today's Nenohi is not for molesting!

>>45062005
>best
sorry best class is akizuki class
but akatsuki cutest class

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>>45062005
Best

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>>45062017
Just what I needed in my life!

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>>45062017
Yeah more of my favorite BB

>>45062020
What about Thursday's?

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>>45062025

>>45062039
SoDak Best Dak

>>45062017
More Bama! YES!

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>>45062066

Okay. Time out. Did anon just miss the fact that a shipgirl can in fact summon her hull entirely separate from her human form and operate them separately AT WILL? Because that's some important shit. If they can also summing their rigs seperate from their hulls -- and the hulls and rigs are both crewed then we just doubled our firepower. And even if not, we can weld some patriots and sea sparrow launchers on and solve our IJN anti aircraft deficiencies. Yamato with tomahawks, CIWS and SMs anyone? Think post-refit Iowa class but done on a wartime budget. Mark 48 ADCAPS for our subs. Hell, give the faerys MANPADS and cut loose.

Can you say: GAME CHANGER! We just opened the door to so many force multiplication possibilities that I can't even begin to list them all.

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>>45062017
YAAA! NEW 'BAMA WRITE UP!

To all anons salty over crab.

Yeah, there are people actually like that. Like the IT who's been there for 10 years and knows the entire office grinds to a halt witbout then. They are aware their importance grants them privileges none can do anything about.

But Crab is right. He's the least of lesser evils Yokosuka would've had to contend with. He might get his jollies on bullying shipgirls, but would you rather have a specialist who's secretly sexually abusing them instead?

Crab still shit tho

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>>45062109
We found this out way the fuck back when Akagi did it.

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>>45062017
"For the thirtenth time that day, Joseph questioned his choices leading to this moment."

Yup, that's what I thought of. All credit to Maximillian Uriarte.

>>45062109
It's exciting, but not completely unsurprising.
The possibility and its ramifications were already ooh and ah'd over after Akagi and Hamp- this is just steps towards implementation.

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>>45062005
Yuugumo-class is here to disagree.

>>45062109
We Arpeggio now.

>>45062133
Not only did Akagi do it, but landed her boyfriend on it.

>>45062017
...doesn't Bama have only the three turrets, not four? Or did she go and upgrade herself into a Montana when we weren't looking?

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>>45062149
Can the gumo's beat this?

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>>45062149
Slut.

>>45061957
Well not really, but he did college wrestling, and a bit of gym boxing.

>>45061962
I tried. Turns out all the normal solutions don't work.

>>45062010
That's me! I know there's nobody else for scale but I'm actually kind of short.

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>>45061873
Oh, cool. I never bothered to look that sorta shit up, but its nice to know they were on the up and up on the hull design.

On the other hand, she has WW1 vintage turrets with 13 inches of face armor, mounting WIRE-WOUND 15" guns (exact same guns as Hood mounted).

Her other problem is that she has only 2 inches greater armor belt than Hood (14 inch vs 12), save the doubled deck armor thickness of 6 inches.

To be frank, she was Hood 2.0, tossed together from whatever scraps that Britain still had laying around to try and meet the threat of the German Battleships.

Did i mention she launched in 1946?

>>45062109

Its something thats been seen before. Probably was discussed with Fap Angel.

HMS Barham threw her loverboy over the railing before she was sunk.

>>45062109
Anon, we've known this is a thing since fucking Iowa walking around on herself.

So we've got a kennel for the Corgis now, right?
And it's monitored?
And we've got a accurate headcount as of a given time?

Have the dogs been tagged with RFID chips or GPS collars? Something to keep track of their numbers and locations, so that we can more accurately determine when a new one pops up?

>>45062165
Notice the lack of turret on the top left platform. That's just decking and seaplane cranes

>>45062133

No. We didn't. She was standing on her own deck. We didn't know that shipgirl and hull could be physically separated. If there isn't a distance limit, then shipgirl and hull are two entirely seperate entities and we literally have twice the force projection capabilities. Think about it -- we'd have two Yamatos, two hornets, two Kongous (one of which doesn't dess), etc.

Now, there may be all kinds of limitations - this is some voodoo shot after all -- but the possibilities (bad their limitations) just became a major priority I think.

>>45062133
Tineye fails me. Sauce?

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>>45062171
A good run for their money. Also, Akatsuki looks pretty lumpy there.

>>45062231
>he doesn't know the source

Sadpanda has it, my friend.

>>45062231
Eggs

>>45062203
See >>45062187

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>>45062231
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/851030/edd183445a/

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>>45062165
It's Arizona's turret that planefag lost.
or it's a surprise!

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>>45062242
Your 'gumo's are cute but here's the Six Sliding Division.

>>45062243
>>45062254
>>45062264
Much obliged, gentlemen.

>>45062089
can't wake up

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>>45062286
I'll see your slide and raise you some Santas.

>>45062203
You're assuming that the hull can function a a ship at the same time as the girl. Disembarking just proves she can step away from it, not that she'll function at the same time as it. Akagi wasn't able to launch planes from her bow while she was hulled out.

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>>45062314
Check and mate.

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>>45062339
>Inaduma

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>>45061804

it is amazing how much salt crab generates every time he shows up

>>45062255
Physics bitches. You speak it? Having two parts of the same object occupying the same general space is one thing. The shipgirl is the physical manifestation of the ship's soul, and the hull is the purely physical part.

But having shipgirl and ship as seperate entities capable of operating in physical separation - is physics defying. Like, conservation of energy defying. It opens up an entire universe of options we didn't know we had.

For example, let's say there isn't a limit to how far a shipgirl can be from her hull. We could send Yamato's hull to the English Channel, and keep the shipgirl here. She could literally be in two places at once. That's kinda important to test and see what the limits are and what advantages we can make working around them.

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>>45062165
Clearly 'zona and 'bama are suffering from a horrible case of mistaken identity.

>>45062317
I agree we don't know that. But we sure as hell need to test some hypotheses now that we know that they can be physical seperated. Maybe we just saw the limits of that separation in time and space -- but we don't know that. So we need to find out.

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>>45062329
There is a dearth of good 'gumos. Artists, to me!

>>45062339
Is this supposed to mean anything?

>>45062396
C-can you just tell me what crazy traditions the world's sailors have gotten into now that ships have souls?

>>45062396
Has CV-9 done anything stupid since we last checked in?

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>>45062187
>fucking Iowa walking around on herself.

>>45062381
We didn't see the hull or the girl actually operating separately. We didn't test if she could fire the guns on her hull and the guns on her rig at the same time (she probably can't). We didn't test if they can swap which self is operative at the same time- my money's on, like how Akagi seemed to show, if the hull is present it takes precedence. Like how Iowa didn't have rigging.

>>45062381
HEY RETARD WE
ALREADY
KNEW
THIS
HAPPENS


Because, get this, it's already happened on screen

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Last one. Have a good night, anons.

>>45062402
Again. There may not be anything here. But I'd sure want to test to confirm that rather than just presuming this isn't a big deal.

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>>45062277
>It's Arizona's turret that planefag lost.

ur a witty cunt I'll give u that m8

>>45062420
Sauce?

>>45062441
We're not presuming it isn't a big deal.
We literally had a top-level meeting with Goto and Thomas about the ramifications and how we would explore this if we could reproduce it.

>>45062409
>C-can you just tell me what crazy traditions the world's sailors have gotten into now that ships have souls?

Chanting WE TOLD YOU SO when they get drunk in port.

>>45062418

Aside from preening as the crew of the LHD with her name catcalls like mad? No.

>>45062429
Okay. Sorry. Deep breath.

Iowa doesn't count, she manifested on her exiting hull. She didn't summon her hull.

Akagi summoned her hull, but only while she was ohayically standing on it.

We just saw a shipgirl summon her hull, and then physically seperate herself from it. That isn't the same thing.

Again, it may not mean anything. The hull may be totally useless without its soul present. But I'd be pretty excited about testing some theories rather than just assuming the dog and pony show we just saw with Crab is all there is to it.

>>45062450
https://chan.sankakucomplex.com/post/show/4221861

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>>45062468
>Essex preening as the ultimate Cool Mom of LHD-2
>LHD-2 and DDH-184's crews having a soccer match after they come back to port while Essex and Kaga cheer/shout from the sidelines

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>>45062505
Thanks, knew I'd seen it somewhere.

>>45062483
We are excited.
There's just basically nothing new to say because we already planned for this, and were expecting to get this breakthrough any day now.

>>45062506
>essex
>sidelines

>>45061778
>both Seaports
Thats a lot of fuel bunkerage.

Your ideas are intriguing.

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All this posting of Des Div 6 and no Chunnimomboat?

>>45062539
Because she's shit and should sink.

>>45062539
>That tie
Why?

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>>45062339

>the Scott Pilgrim vidya game is no longer available on Xbox Live or the PSN store

THERE WAS TIME NOW, GODDAMMIT!

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>>45062530
>Essex takes to the field in excitement
>Kaga follows suit because the line of sanity has long passed and that cunt's cheating now
>Devolves into a wrestling match on the pitch between the CVs while the crews cheer them on.

>>45062523
I was not expecting to be able to seperate the shipgirl from the hull. That blindsided me (perhaps because I'm an idiot). I expected to need the shipgirl to be standing on the hull to keep it manifested.

So, for example, even if the hull isn't useful without its soul - we may be able to leave it in dock for refit while the girls fight, and then have them come back aboard once the refit is competed. That alone would be a big deal.

So - maybe I'm the only one that didn't see the physical separation issue coming, but in any case I didn't so it's pretty cool to have those options potentially open now.

>>45062530
>>45062577

>Kaga and Essex captain their teams for the game
>DDH-184's football team vs LHD-2's soccer team

This has potential for the most hype match of the decade

>>45061931
I wonder where shipgirl piracy would fall between the sides.

>>45062577
>Devolves into greased up nearly naked wrestling

Fixed that for you.

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SHIRATSUYU INTERRUPT

>>45062577
>>45062609
I ship it.

>>45062375
Enjoying pissing people off instead of enjoying making them happy results in a much smaller gain in net-happiness for usually the same effort.

Crab and people like him are faggots because they are INEFFICIENT. BAD MATH OFFENDS ME.

>>45062539
Topic was cute sisters, not ships to fuck.

>>45062575
No steam at all.

>>45062601
Depends on which side is getting more shipping taken.

>>45062645
I urge you to never come work for the Department of Defense. The last good math we had was at the Battle of Yorktown.

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>>45062609
That comes later. You have to build a romance based on hatred like this slowly- start off with actual mud-and-grass wrestling. Remember, Kaga managed to hold her own against Zuikaku despite being out-horsepowered, probably from being conceived as a BB

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>>45062560
its part of her normal outfit. She wears a suit like some sort of tough *shrug*

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>>45062649
>Topic was cute sisters, not ships to fuck.
How about both?

>>45062645
>BAD MATH OFFENDS ME.
>OFFENDS ME.
There's your problem

>>45062687
Nothing wrong with that.

>>45062697
>I don't get offended by anything ever
SOUNDS BORING FAGGOT

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>>45062687
>>45062539
moar like FATTYRYU

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>>45062741
Here. Have some buffyryuu

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>>45062539
We should get some Tenryuu action going for the next battle. God knows it's be easy to do, she's always up for a fight.

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>>45062818
I mean, we kind of are sending her, so.

>That moment when you realize you will never headpat a DD
>That moment when you realize you will never hug one either

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>>45062841
Here's more of that feel.

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>>45062840
I mean with the yakuza.

>>45062841
I've hugged a DD. I felt cold and hard.

>>45062818
>>45062840
In before Tenryuu is one of the casualties
>desdivsix are now orphans
>Settle is forced to adopt them

>>45062889
More likely they get adopted by Sammy.

>>45062908
Wouldn't that be a bad end for them, though? Sammy don't like nip-boats.

>>45062924
Or she gets taught love.

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>>45062889
Don't you dare talk about my shipfu that way!

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>>45062889
Only if Tatsuta sinks as well.

>>45062286
In order of sinking. Cute.

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>>45063000

have some Tatsuta smut
danbooru post 2212834

>>45061633
Sounds about right

>>45063055
Why no link?

>>45063055
This isn't SB, you can just paste the full link m8
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2212834
nice

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>>45062889
>casualties
>in a planefag quest
I love the guy, but...nah.
Never happening.

>>45063083
...I'm on my phone.

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>>45063100
I feel like copying and pasting the link would still be simpler, but aight

>>45063087
It'll happen right after we meet a girl with zero psychological or emotional issues.

>>45062964
Tenryuu got me into this series, man. I don't want her to sink either!
>>45063087
It's a way to cut down on the cast of carriers though.
Also, who else suspects that Graf got sunk along her way to Japan, and that's why she's no longer appearing in this quest?

>>45063161
Nah, they're just flying in to join the stable of "oh they're busy" characters

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How is that a large number of CL's came back STACKED like battleships?

>>45063213
Because... um... RJ suffering? Or torpedoes?

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>>45063213
Topheavy designs for their tonnage?
Probably just artist preference.

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>>45063161
>Graf got sunk
rude

>>45063264
Graf Spree triddle Dee.

>>45063264
Isn't that Zepp though?

>>45063161
That'd be a dick move considering PF and navy parted on good terms.

>>45063213
Artist preference if not offsetting the lolish DDs (before ones with curves became somewhat common)

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>>45063236
Did somebody say Ryujou suffering!

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>>45063294
>>45063297
Why they got to have same-sounding names senpai

Question.

How many (IJN) destroyers are in the game again?
>>45062881
That eventuality came to mind right after I clicked 'Post'.

>>45063322
ALOT covering the noted DD classes would only account for 50% of the total.

>>45063313
For the same reason why the USN use the same name over and over and over.

That and the word Graf is a title since they are named after people who got said title. I think it like a baron or something.

>>45063322
77, by my count on the wiki.
I think I managed to catch all the kai doubles.

>>45063322
Around 78 more or less by a cursory counting.

>>45063396
MOTH-

Thank you for your assistance.
(captcha is food no Akagi don't eat my-)

>>45063322
>>45063396
Whoops, including the krautboats and ital ital. 74, out of 200 produced in real life.

>>45062841
I understand that ship museums sell stuffed ships for all your cuddle needs.

>>45063473
I want a destroyer(the steel ship, not a kanmusu) plushie

>>45062817

Huh.

She's actually not that bad looking. Might have to talk to her.

Hopefully she's not still mad about that fucking frag.

>>45063473
The Alabama doesn't. Sadly.

>>45063514
You can get a Mo Plushie.

>>45063503
You sure do have a thing for strong women, eh Lt.?

>>45063473
It's not the same... the plush won't hug you back.

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Now that Naka-chan's admitted her ability to hypnotize people through song, we should probably keep a pair of earplugs handy. Just in case we need to go full Greek and Odysseus this siren song shit.

>>45063459
Thanks.
--200 ships that's some cast padding--

While my focus is more on the IJN-girls, not Jerry or the pastacraft, thank you nonetheless.

>>45063520

Hell yes. Give me a woman who can fucking fight, not some waifish crap that incessantly needs her hand fucking held and needs to be protected and coddled and treated like she's made of fucking glass. No Disney fucking princess types, fuck that shit.

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every thread

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>>45063503
Just give her some chocolate covered cherries, she likes those by the way, and swear you won't do that again. She'll likely to forgive you.

>>45063575
Earplugs?

Just drown them out with good old rock in roll.

Hell if you are feeling evil get those fancy direction speakers things that only send sound in column and blast Green Day at them.

Captcha rivers...

>>45063621
Like... Iowa? (Or perhaps her sister Jersey?)

>>45063655
Or just offer to spar with her

>>45063655
I will keep this in mind, thank you ma'am.

>>45063666
Any of the Iowas, really.

>>45063661
I doubt Settle wants to be justifiably murdered by everyone in the direction he points the damn things in.

>>45063666

>666

BEGONE SATAN!

nah, I don't actually give a shit. And yeah, like her. The aviation battleships are pretty cute, too, though. I mean, that's kinda the fucking problem. All these girls coming back, none of them coming back unfuckable. Its enough to drive a fucker crazy, you know?

>>45063724
Eh... Ain't like they wouldn't trying to anyways. They're fucking Abyssals.

>>45063746
>none of them
>none

This just in Hate wants to boink children.

>>45063746
>All these girls coming back, none of them coming back unfuckable.
I assume that's not counting the torpedo lolis. Right. Riiight?

>>45062180
>Her other problem is that she has only 2 inches greater armor belt than Hood (14 inch vs 12),

A non-problem. Iowa "only" had 12", too.

That 6"of deck armour is the big deal in survivability improvement.

>>45063688
Just remember that she doesn't want anyone watch her eat them. She's rather shy about showing off her more feminine side.

>>45063746
Uh, I would hope Willie, Sammy, and most others below CL class count as "unfuckable" in your book.

Otherwise you may have been in Japan just a bit too long.

>>45063905
Also filing this down. Thank you, ma'am.

>>45063914
even the DD DDs?

>>45063982
There's no shortage of busty girls *anywhere* on base.

>>45063772
>>45063778
>>45063914
I do not believe that Hate was thinking of the child-like DDs when he mentioned 'none of them coming back unfuckable'.

If he was, then I guess the MPs will be paying the good lieutenant a visit shortly.

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>>45063844
the problem with that is she was only 500 tons less displacement than an Iowa and couldn't match one for speed or firepower. Even the armor is up for debate since she was made with an external belt at a flat angle compared to the Iowa's internal belt with various decapping and torpedo protection mechanisms between it and anything trying to break through it.