Welcome rudebois and rudegyals to the latest edition of Star Wars A New Quest,Last time on STANQ; Well...That thread speaks for itself.>To follow or talk with a Real G or give a recommendation or ask something, Twitter: @WynautQM>Archive: suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Star%20Wars%20Murderhobo%20Edition%20Quest"actually, that was a little weird, how about you call me 'Honeynut'?""...okay...honeynut"It's the end of the day anyway now, lights out, so you head back to your room and go to sleep after hiding your loot/contraband.You wake up next morning and everyone's already out of the room and in the courtyard.>What do?>Find people to make plans with (who)>library>breakfast>courtyard (and do what)>find someone to talk to (who)>write inInventory: a shiv, several packs of rations, harpy drugs and meds, a shock collar, 1 chocolate pudding, not sure there's much else.
I ain't spending 5 years in a sith prison. When we breaking out and going on all out on the run story?
>>45055936Otherwise yeah Breakfast sounds good.
You head to the canteen and sit down, gesturing a nearby droid to serve you food, when it doesn't comply since you aren't a guard, you speak some factory reset codes and shut it down, and go get yourself food.You sit and eat, and even find a leftover untouched chocolate pudding a guard left behind, guess they aren't rare when you work for the man.You leave before any assholey guards turn up that ask you to leave, and head to the courtyard, and now,You're there.>what do>>45056534Whenever you write a timeskip that fully covers exactly how you want to act and what you want to achieve, what relationships to keep good/expand upon and what you want to get set up before escape day, and who you want to plan with.I would timeskip, but, without relevant information, i'd be making kyran act without your express order of it, and i'd be writing character actions and not you lot, which is what I don't like doing, which is why I like long dialogue write ins and the sorts.It's also easier ;)
>>45056622Timeskip to breakout. Stage minor revolts a year before among the monsters and have them stop killing the guards into false security before we assault the main cargo ship and take it over. Maintain all current levels of stuff.
>>45057327>before we assault the main cargo ship and take it over.The main cargo ship is uhh...it comes quarterly, big fuckerman's gonna need a lot more detail than thathow you're gonna break to the outside to get to the cargo shiphow you're gonna do minor revoltsmaintaining all current levels of relationship with everyone? okayhow do you act though, how many favours, how giving, etc etc>a year beforeokay that's a lot of detail needed, and you woulda been broken out by people looking for you by then.gonna need lots of deets, like, lots.
>>45057646Fine go get swole.
You start your workout, double singing to you once more pushing you hard.Every piece of workout equipment is yours today, and you use them all.You don't go as hard as yesterday, but you go decent.You wipe the sweat off and take a drink, looking out across the courtyard>What do today>Track and field>Go find someone (who) and talk/do what>See if there's a mission available>Go scavenging (where)>Go bartering (who, where, and for what)>write in>>45057747give me more than that snigga, i can stretch it to 4 lines maximum, just adding things like "casual convo with whoever" or "mingle sexually/friendly/hostilely" or "and look out for possible threats/friends" onto your options makes my job so much easier
>>45058176>>Track and fieldAnd nope make sense of me ramblings to form a coherent plan and make it so!!Nah just start jumping ahead a few days or weeks with some general choices and make us pick them. Though still make it so everyone comes to Kyran for favours. And watch for big shipments and stay on the good side of big gangs.
>And nope make sense of me ramblings to form a coherent plan and make it so!!I can't make a blanket out of that cloth, ain't enough pieces to stitch together. at most i could make a scarf and you'd dislike it. >with some general choices and make us pick themno can do friendo, this is a write in quest, not a choice quest.you guys have gotta write a fully fledged timeskip or ya can wait till ya get broken out, ya bumbaclart ;)---You head to the track and field area after a walk around.It seems this is where some guards train on breaks away from most of the riff raff, though there are some gang loiterers even here.There's people practicing all kinds of events and sports, even some people fencing with dull blades in one corner.There's an information booth with a guard in it aswell here, probably with, well, information.There's a couple of runners out, a pole vaulter, a shot putter, a guy with a bat, aswell as some others.>what do
>>45058786Go get information. Timeskip a few days ahead. Become the guy a few people go to for favours. Keep getting swole and running at the track.
You go up to the information booth."I need information""Of course you, why else would you be here""Give me information then""No"---You spend a few days working out and running, aswell as doing favours around the prison to be known as that guy who helps people, and aswell as a little positive karma, gained some favours, aswell as a stab wound from someone no longer living.You spend a week or so taking it easy and just watching workouts and popping a couple sneaky workouts when you get bored.You're looked after well, well for a prison that is.You're doing some light warmups by the running field when a large girl sprints past, nearly body checking you with her tail, shouting about leaving you in the dust faster than you can listen.That bitch needs to slow down sometimes, at least such a fast runner owes you a favour.You finish your warmups and work out a little, careful not to reopen your wound.You finish up and eat some fruit watching two guards have a friendly sparring match.>What do now
>>45059523Take a few bets on the match.
You'd take a few bets, but no one has anything to bet, and the only people here are athletes.This'd work in the courtyard, you should instigate and start bets on fights there instead of here.You instead bet in your head which one will win, on the dual blader, and you were right.Though it was friendly, and it seems to have been a tutorial on how to fight against a double blade wielder, seeing as how points and tips were given.They laugh and leave to a different post, leaving you a little miffed you couldn't profit off that not bad fight.You see fast girl sprint past again, a blur almost hitting ghostly gazelle levels, shouting again, and due to the noise, you didn't hear her this time.You yawn and a piece of paper hits you in the face while you're vulnerable.>what do now---Note, it's approaching 3am so if i fall asleep don't hate too hard
>>45060019Go set up a betting rig in the courtyard. Completely honest and above board. No rigging matches.
You head to the courtyard and gather some people"Alright, i'm setting up a betting rig, i'll make fights, and you guys bet on them. I'll take %5 of bets, and the other 95 will be distributed among the bet winners."the crowd members that understand basic nod, and one shouts "What do we bet with?""Bet with whatever""Yeah but like, what's shit worth""What""Like how much nuts is a chocolate pudding worth, etc etc""Well... We'll figure it out as we go along""How?"20 minutes later"Okay... So in agreement that We'll all decide now exactly how much points something is worth, and when you win a bet, you're given the relative amount of points to redeem, after a few bets, i'll have everything needed to compensate and you can pick your own prizes essentially?""Sure, but how much are they worth?"1 hour later"And that's the value of all items""I still think nuts should be worth-""You were outvoted Daniel, no who's fighting firs-"6 hours laterYou awake in bed, smelling like burnt fleshOkay, something went wrong, you can't remember what though, seems you've missed lunch too.>what do
>>45060353Find out what the hell happened and if you made anything and never fight in one again.
>>45060353>Go see what our Ogre roommate is up to
awake and writing
You stand up, barely, and limp around your room.What exactly happened?You manage to get outside and see your roommate that isn't a horse or a bith, your giantess roommate, who's leaning against the wall having a human cigarette."Ah, Big K, thanks for that!""Thanks for what?""For finding me a fight""I found you a fight?""Yeah. Unfortunately everyone else joined in with me and dumbo and then BZZZ""I got shocked?""Everyone did, it went into lockdown. Me think people are grateful of your help as of late, but you've annoyed a lot of peoples since you shocked em all again""So... Did I end up making anything?""Not that I saw, but no one bet on lockdown and the tables of stuff got confiscated, so me say you at square one""Fuck, well, thanks""Thanks you for these cigarettes that me like""...Anytime?""Anyway, food" She says departing to the cantina.>What do now
>>45066503>Tell yourself out loud a TL;DR of what has happened in the episode until now.
You start talking to yourself"Alright, so i checked out the track and field, met some new people, did some favours for some old people and new people, got shanked because of a favour gone wrong, healed mostly, then started a betting rig which started a riot and caused a lockdown, fantastic"It's now how you wanted this week and bit to go, but at least you got some new information through helping out.The harpies escape either by breaking out with royalty or with lots of them when the roof's open, as it's too dangerous to shock them because they'll fall and die.Helping Pawmela let you know that her ship is barely functioning and needs only minor repairs to fly off planet again, and gave you a general direction, but won't give you an exact location unless she's out there.You've helped out some guards with problems, so you have a few uses of "turn away for a moment please" or "go patrol somewhere else" saved up.And oh yeah, you almost forgot but you have a mission outside today, late night to take advantage of some of these types' lack of dark vision.>What do now>food>find someone to talk to>library>warden>shower>write in
>>45066716>Brainstorm stuff you could do with harpies given their immunity to shocks
>>45066716>make the soap extra slippery in the shower
>>45066716Would an EMP take out the collars?
>>45066874They're not immune to shocks, they just don't shock them when they're flying or they'll fall and die.The immunity being you could escape on one/anything flying.>>45066905Maybe---You feel a little mischevious today, so you sneak your way to the shower, and make all the soap extra slippery.Damn, it feels good to be bad sometimes.You cross paths with a guard on the way back who drags you to the cantina"You need to stay fed and healthy for a mission, idiot" he says pushing you in.Asshole.You line up and get your food and sit >Where? With who? Talk about what? Do what?
>>45066935>Go sit next to the Mando and ask about their connections both in and out of prison
You've heard tell about a mando in this prison and you go about tracking them down,You finally find them in a greenhouse, painting on an easelYou stroll up to them mid painting trance"Yo" and he jumps up"Oh... Hello""I'm Kyran""I'm nancy""Weird name for a guy""L-look, if you're here to bul-""Relax bud, i'm part mando, I just wanted to know what are your connections in and out of this prison""Well... I have connections out of here with prestigious learning faculties and art museums, and in prison, I have connections with the warden, and with the human gang for doing their tattoos.""What about hostile connections? I thought mando'a were a war based hu-""Not all of us are brutes, clinging to the ways of sword and shield and wrist rocket you know, others take gardening and art and music""So you're a pansy then""Is that some kind of shortened language for pacifist?">what do now
>>45067085>Huh, well I know some kids who could really use some guidance with artsy fartsy stuff like that, give me a call on this ID in the future if you're ever out of prison.>Hey, could you tattoo a wing on my face? I just got bird married or something.
"Huh, well I know some kids who could really use some guidance with artsy fartsy stuff like that""Really?""Really, give me a call on this ID in the future if you're ever out of prison.""I will, i'll help however I can""One more thing, could you tattoo a wing on my face? I just got bird married or something.""Ahh, young love""Whatever, can you do it?""First off, you're not married, she pledge herself to you, it's a lot different.""Okay, whatever""Secondly, I don't touch the face, i'll do the side of the neck or behind the ears, like a wing on each""Sure"You sit down and go through a tattoo, making sure he uses a clean needle, and get a wing behind both ears, making it look like your head could take off at any minute.You thank him, and your stomach rumbles.You take the food you snuck out in your pockets and eat.>what do now>warden>library>canteen again (with who)>more talk>write in
>>45067205>Library, start carving out books hollow, except the books that would make good blunt instruments. This is one of those primitive worlds that still use paper, right?
>>45067205Look for slim hot chicks with huge tiddies
You head to the library and find the books no one uses, and start hollowing them out, making doubly sure to hide what you're doing from the gaze of the librarian, and the many mirrors around she bounces her view off to look around the entire place while seated.You leave books that are good blunt instruments alone.Unfortunately, this takes a loooot of time, and you've barely gotten through less than a dozen before the go back to your room buzzer plays, and the librarian shouts for you to leave.You bump into mixt on the way back, and tell him to talk to people who owe you favours to go to the library and do what you did if they have any spare time.You get into bed and dream of a marshmallow house rolling down a marshmallow hill.You awake first, everyone still asleep, with the door open and a guard standing there, shock baton in hand."Git up, warden wants to see you"And so you're at the warden"Sit"And you sit"See, that command was easy to follow, just like the mission you had yesterday, that you didn't go on""See that was-""It doesn't matter, you can go on right now. Guards"---The convoy stops, and the doors open, revealing you and the two sniffer wolf girls to the outside sun.You hear the guards talking as you rub your eyes to adjust to the new light"So we let him go again for a couple hours and reel him in with this device i've got here that i'll put on him now if he doesn't make it back in time?""Yep""Why do we need the device?""Because there isn't a killswitch on those collars, just shocks, plus we want as many alive as possible""Got ya">what do>Let yourself be magneted,>Attack before they magnet you (how with 1d100)>Run with 1d100>Pretend to be dead 1d100>write in with 1d100
>>45067601We can just lift rocks with the force and throw them at the guards from a range, right? We could do that at the prison before people can get out their remotes
>>45067637They haven't fully taken off your limiter yet and are force sensitive too, so any force plans will have to be quick and fast, or just roll high.
Rolled 32 (1d100)>>45067601>>Attack before they magnet you (how with 1d100)Force throw one of them into the others and still their throats when they are down?
>>45067678Force dampening armour, but it's possible to still throw one of them with luck or a high roll since there's two rolls leftAny adjustments?
>>45067697Force throw large rock or fallen tree into them?
>>45067601>Pretend to be dead 1d100
>>45067601What if when they took our limiter off, we pulled one of them with the force and flung them into the horizon, using that magnet thing to slingshot ourselves with them, deactivating their controller as we pass them by?
>>45067697rap while you do it
>>45067725Well.That's uhh, interesting.Guess we still need two more rolls and more tactics wouldn't hurt either.
how about we dont do anything and just take these few hours to find the ship before we get dragged back and just act like we didn't find anything.i mean sure we can run off but what then.
Rolled 68 (1d100)>>45067800
Rolled 19 (1d100)GO GO POWER 1
>>45068092power 1 has forsaken you stallingratt
Rolled 21 (1d100)>>45067800
You push past them into the open taking in the sight"limiter please"and they take off the limiter"Okay, now put on this-" He says being interrupted by a flying rock striking him in the headBefore the other guard can react, you throw his friend into him, knocking him over and scattering his console, preventing him putting in your prisoner number to shock youThey dodge your leaping strike, but are double teamed by the two wolf girls you came with who quickly knock her out and drag the bodies back into the truck.Two guards come from the other truck to youOh yeah, forgot this was a convoy of two trucks"Where are the other guards? Where's your magnet attachment">what do with 1d100>"dealing with the wolf girls right now, they'll be out in a minute to deal with me">"they're having sex in those trees, and i'm not wearing that today out of trust. warden's orders.">"they're still in the truck, and you're meant to be putting the magnet on me">attack full frontal (how)>surrender and then attack (how)>legitimately surrender>write in
>>45068250>>"they're still in the truck, and you're meant to be putting the magnet on me so lets get this over with already.prepare the wookie rave party!
Rolled 81 (1d100)>>45068280or just make them headbut eachother with the force wathever works best
Rolled 72 (1d100)>>45068250>Ayyy, you two should fuck
"Ayyy, you two should fuck""Y-you really think so-" "Enough, we asked you a question""they're still in the truck, and you're meant to be putting the magnet on me so lets get this over with already." You say leaning forward as to be megnetedThe guy comes forward to magnet you and you wookie rave party, hitting only him due to the other guard wearing a helmetWhen he turns around clutching his head, and the other guard looks worried, you smash his head into hers with the force, knocking them both out even through her helmet.Well now.You have two trucks, two wolf girls, and four unconscious guards.>what do>>45068349nice
>>45068413strip them of everything they have then use the force to choke them to death then use lightning to burn the body's cant have them waking up or being found and alert the entire planet.
>>45068413Use the shiv and slit their throats. Take everything off them and release the wolves. Use the truck to find Pawmela after disabling the tracking chip.
You strip them of everything they own, stun batons, stun blasters and all, then kill and burn them.You use the console to release the collars on the wolf girls, but unfortunately, there's no release option for yours.Huh.Maybe you're overthinking things, but this could be a big plot of some kind.You use some materials from one truck being destroyed by you to create a makeshift chip detector, and so disable the tracking chip and sensory functions of the truck you're stealing, and drive away in the general direction of where Pamela said her damaged ship was.Eventually you find it, aswell as the blue harpy nest that's sprung up around it.They all look at you expectantly.>What do
>>45068656shoot lightning into the air to assert your dominace.also try and break the shock colar with the force your limiters are off no collar can be resistant to all the power we have and still be light eneugh to wear.
Rolled 17 (1d100)>>45068712forgot mah roll.
>>45068712It's not about not having enough power, it's power. Force, tampering, damage, just activates the explosives in it so you don't break yourself out in any normal way.>>45068723nice roll
more rolls please famalams
Rolled 78 (1d100)>>45068835going for that one
You assume an intimidating stance, and blast lightning into the air, attempting to frigthen and cow them all, and they look at you.You look to your left and see a wolf girl do the same.So you repeat even better, and she cowers.Then a new wolf girl tries it, and does very well, and you look at her.A staff, super fluffy, wearing an old shock collar as a crown.This is definitely our leader"Good show imprisoned one, peace for you"Okay, she speaks basic, and knows that you're from the prison.Guess she was too at some point.>What do now
Rolled 41 (1d100)>>45068835
Rolled 18 (1d100)>>45068977assert you rightful rule over these peons
Rolled 58 (1d100)>>45068977ask her if she knows how to remove a collar i mean she removed her's she'll probably know how to do it or she can point us to someene who knows.
"I assert my-""No""My rightful-""No""Ove-""Will you stop talking so high and mighty and weird please imprisoned one""Well, at least do you know how to remove these collars?""Yes, but you would be indebted to me because of it""Fine, how then?""I made my neck smaller and then persevered my way out of it.""That's it?""Yes, impressive huh?""Not at all""Suit yourself">what do
Rolled 15 (1d100)>>45069116Shapeshifter our self outta the damn collar. Jesse can't believe I forgot that. Then Go to Pamela.
>>45069116 we have to ayy her
>>45069147second this how the hell did we dorget about that
>>45069172>>45069147took y'all long enoughalso pamela is in prisonyou're at her ship right now but there's a wolf girl nest built around it
>>45069191Well shapeshift the collar off and tell the wolf bitches to leave. Kill any that resist.Also it took the wolf bitch to say she made her neck smaller to trigger my memory.
>>45069228their harpy's but yeah they need to gtfo of here so we can reapair the ship and get the fuck away from this place.
You quickly shapeshift yourself out of the collar, and now have an improvised explosive throwing disk should you need it."You lot need to get out of here""But this is a new nest, we can't just""Well I need the thing in the middle, so you're gonna have to""We can't just-" You yell, bringing her down a peg or two"W-well, there's gotta be an arrangement we can come to" She says---You put out the remains of that cigarette and continue inspecting the engine before taking a sip of a clay mug of milk next to you.Delicious.At least they don't bother you enough to stave off your repairs.4 days have gone by though, and this isn't ready to leave the atmosphere yet.You hear a cacophony of howls go off, and the wolf girls all make shift projectile weapons and shields.What.A flock of collared harpies flies over dropping sticks and spikes upon the camp.Honestly what.>What do
>>45069435>Accept it like yellow rain
Rolled 14 (1d100)>>45069435force lightning a few out of the sky
>>45069557gonna need better rolls than that lad
Rolled 73 (1d100)>>45069686yah been havin shit first rolls
>>45069702second rolls though
You first just accept what's happening.No way around it.Having to clutch your ears due to the force barks around you projected as sonic energy and lightning knocking harpies out the sky as they go tribal on these pups.Eventually you feel one harpy attempting to drop shit on you so lightning her out of the sky into a nearby try.Soon after you are tackled to the ground, well, a harpy falls on you to be exact.It's the matriarch"Ah, you, Kyrun""Close enough, why are you attacking?""We're defending, they projectiled us first""Then tell them that""Effort though"Fair enough>What do
so would you mind leaving your kind of interupting i'll tell them to not fire at you.
"So... Would you mind leaving? You're kind of interrupting""I would if I could, no point fighting these animals, but war now, so fight it is""But i'm busy""So are we. Fighting these animals""I see that""So do I, i'm doing it""Well stop and leave""Can't">what do now>peace (how)>war (how and on which side)>make them flee (how)>hope the ship's fixed enough to fly away 1d100>write in
Rolled 46 (1d100)>>45070208>>hope the ship's fixed enough to fly away 1d100otherwise>peace (how)
>>45070521woops forgot how peace giant wookie rave party until they leae you the fuck alone
You stop, focus, and let out a giant wookie rave party, taking everyone down.Or at least midly annoying everyone to focus their attention on you."Be at peace""No" "No"You spot Eaturn in the harpy crowdm, talon's bared.You jump into the ship and try to take off.Unfortunately, it's out of fuel.Fuck, you'll have to find more.Good thing the thing nexts to the fuel hole says biofuel acceptedDamn hippy celebrities.>what do
>>45070712Start throwing harpies and wolves into it.
>>45070742seconding this fuck all yall were outta here
>>45070712>Just have the harpies shit in it, works for the prison.
>>45070712>>45070950Finally, birdshit's good for something besides seed transportation
>>45070712>Whichever method we choose, gather some rocks to go annihilate those prison guards with, get your roommates and the Mando, acquire our rival the prison guard lady as a prisoner (ironic)
>>45071047Oh shoot, I forgot Ratboy Genius. Oh well, I'm sure he'll manage.
>>45070742>>45070935Eaturn wouldn't approve, I don't think...
>>45071047lets do this
>>45070935So, do we want to leave right now, or conquer this planet with the five years the public expected of us to be in prison?
Rolled 60 (1d100)>>45070712>snap your fingers with lightning until all those dogs git, pull some harpies over
As the crowds clash and collide in melee combat, you grab a random harpy by the head and drag her to the ship.Oh, it's a tiny hole, for like fuel pipes and shit.Can't jam her in unless you cut her up first.Well the prison's use birdshit as fuel, why can't you.You quell the fighting again with rapid multi full force wookie rave parties until everyone's on the ground"The fighting is over" You shout in basic and then in harpy "We will feast here tonight"You enjoy a nice feast with them both that night, directing all the harpies that need to go, to go directly into that fuel port.It's a really weird sight to see, but in the morning, you awake in the captain's quarters with a familiar harpy on you and leave to the cockpit, seeing fuel at 100%Nice.You gather the two groups and unite them under an attack on the prison, and remove all their collars using force to make their heads and necks smaller really painfully just enough to squeeze them out.You gather rocks and sticks and weaponry and board your ship,them all sitting at the landing bay, some nauseous, some freaking out since they're in something that's actually flying, some anxiously awaiting combat.You fly nearby, but nowhere near close enough to be spotted, and sneak out, and stealth the best you can to the courtyard, write a note on a piece of paper, and through it onto the dome, hitting mixt.It's an incredible shot, really, even with the forceIt tells him to gather everyone you know and who owes you favours, prison break time.>what do now>fire at the dome to break a hole in it and funnel out in a great exodus>sneak in yourself to disable all shock collars through the warden then give a signal to whatever plan you've got>Just wait for chaos that may or may not come to strike during>Ask for advice from someone you know>write in
>>45071047So, do we have the harpies drop the rocks everywhere in the prison, and then we do our thing with the force and rock them like a hurricane?
>>45071222>>fire at the dome to break a hole in it and funnel out in a great exodus
>>45071233>>45071222Can Eaturn carry us over the prison and drop us into the fray?
>>45071222>sneak in yourself to disable all shock collars through the warden then give a signal to whatever plan you've gotIs there room to Ghostly Gazelle Grapple the prison guards who were cool to us into a broom closet?
>>45071361Suppose so.What to knock them out and keep them there or to convince them to switch sides.
>>45071416I find that's it's always best to have something to bargain with when you're asking someone to join you, so I figure we can bargain once the harpy coup's over and the Kyrens come home to roost.
>>45071416Wait, we still have those magnetic collars, right?
>>45071222>>write injust gtfo fuck all these idiots aint worth being recaptured
>>45071571Ha, you think they'd recapture us?
>>45071590oh its just a prison full of people with anti force stuff and a bunch of prisoners they can just shock what could possible go wrong besides them putting down the riot and overwhelming us oh and the guards are force sensetive hmmm yeah i don't see any way how this could go wrong.
Is the Warden going to call us a TRAITOR?
>>45071571I agree time to run like a bitch.
>>45071897But if we run now, how is anyone going to respect us?
>>45071918Don't fucking care about prison respect. Rather get back to our crew.
>>45071943The Sith Empire thought they had us on a leash. An example must be made.
>>45071571>>45071897Isn't taking risks to achieve something fun?
Running right now would be a little anti-climactic. We're finally unleashed, so why not take out the frustration we've been accruing on this prison we hate so much?
>>45071848no, he's going to call you a nigger>>45071918You don't care about respect? *gasp* what about honour? or pride?I don't even know who you are anymore!
>>45071977yes it is fun but running into an unwinnable battle there is no honour in that it is better to retreat and have a chance to come back at a betteer time when you have like an army with you or atleast your crewmates you know when you have a chance to win.
>>45072023and we dont hate the prison really we have nothing here to keep us here to rush to our deaths or recapture nah man better to gtfo and come back later and just glass the planet from orbit.
>>45072074We can so win this battle, just believe in yourself. And the force-resistant monsterpeople we've corralled with shocky fingers.
>>45072104you mean the poeple wearing shock collars that'll just knock them out immidiatly and wich explode if you try to fuck with them yeahh great plan to rely on those......
>>45072131We removed the shock collars. We are capable of removing more shock collars. We can even put shock collars on guards.
>>45072155not a bad idea desu
>>45072155we removed the shock collars of a few harpy's that where outside with us and thats because we where able to painfully shrink thier necks and painfully squese the collar over their head that wont work with most races and takes time we dont have in a prison break when it just takes them seconds to shock everyone and knock them unconsious.
i just think we should leave now get our crew and come back when we actually have a chance.
>>45072210So that's why we sneak on over to the warden, you dingbat, there are alternatives to fighting.
>>45072226relly kyran and sneaking ...... wy do i not see that happening like ever....
>>45072221We do have a chance, we just have to be real sneaky / abuse our force powers a lot. I find your lack of faith disturbingly weird.
>>45072247Ghostly Gazelle can go invisible, something people don't know. They just remember the flash stepping.
>>45072247Force Repulsion. The whole kidnapping of that senator in the red dress. Living in the underbelly of Coruscant.
>>45072301tbf force repulsion just keeps people back, but people notice you easierit's impossible to stealth withbut you could just walk through a crowd of guards with it and be fine with a high rollYou guys are splityou wanna vote or just a 1d2?
>>45072350Sneaking or running? Yeah, I'm fine with rolling.
aight1=attempting to flyyyy awaaay after dropping off crew2=sneaking into the prison
>>45072350well dice never favor me sooooo......LETS ROLL DEM DICE!!
If we don't actually prison break this place after we told all our contacts to start a prison break, we are so getting shivved the next time we go to prison.
Rolled 1 (1d2)be helpful if i put dice
>>45072426we come back with our crew when we are more prepared and then we do this shit.you dont just rush into a prison break you gotta plan that shit.
>>45072412Hold up, we dropped off the crew? Why?
>>45072449We've been planning for weeks in-game, and we have force powers again.
>>45072449Dude, your cowardice is turning this molehill into a mountain, and it's seriously killing the mood. Just be a little adventurous for once, and have fun in a Star Wars Quest without worrying about how much time you've invested, and just aim to go out with a bang if it comes to it.
>>45072468welp it doesnt matter the dice agree with me for the second time ever and the first agreed with me when i said i was going to roll a one so yeah...
>>45072433>>45072495We never agreed to dropping off the harpies, our fuel supply.
>>45072490assaulting a planet and a causing a prison break with a group of force users instead of harpy's with pointy sticks seems like a bigger bang to me we aint running were just calling a tactical retreat so we can just beat their shit later.
>>45072454>>45072511It's like 100 harpies and wolf girls who came here to fight and free the prisonif you try to leave with them all onboard, they'll mutiny,If you still wanna do that then fine bruv.
>>45072528>>45072532>>>Whichever method we choose, gather some rocks to go annihilate those prison guards with, get your roommates and the Mando, acquire our rival the prison guard lady as a prisoner (ironic)This already won, we're deciding on how to go about it. No backing out now.
>>45072511i never said anything about dropping the harpy's off i just said we should get our friends who have force powers and lightsaber and then return and beat the shit out of everyone in this prison.
>>45072552Why would we ever come back here after escaping to space and laying low? We can do that now, and still get away and lay low.
>>45072552What's there to save after we abandon our mates here? They'll want to put our dick in a meat grinder if we ever return.
>>45072567because the prison break is still fun to do and it'll get us alot of criminal connections we can use to set up a crime syndicate the size of the big time hut's
>>45072528"One battle, one Jedi.">>45072585So quit stalling and let's do it already! Your paranoia is pissing me off.
>>45072582im sure they can last another month or so its not like they have it al to bad in this prison in general it isnt that bad of a prison and i dont think thell be mad if we come back and free all their asses.
>>45072614We can free them now. Why don't you realize that?
>>45072552>>45072585>our murderhobo needs other people backing him up to do anything despite that not being the case ever, safety nets and meat shields and what have youYou are so anti-fun it's unfunny.
>>45072628because we have about a 100 harpy's with pointy sticks they have a bunch of force sensetive guards in anti force armour with combat traing and a bunch of good weapons and we know from experiance that fighting someone in anti force armour is already a bitch to do when its just 1 or 2 people and not an entire prison worth of guards with better weapons than us also we dont even have a dam weapon besides the force were out gunned and outclassed here its ike jumping out of a plane withoud a parachute plain suicide.
>>45072585Prison Breaks are only fun to play if there's risk involved. Your way is too safe and too slow. I actually want to do something besides linger on this monster infested rock, but we have to finish our business here first.>>45072684Force resistant armor is not that thrown-rock resistant.
>>45072710they have force powers themselfes if they notice the rocks the'll just block them.
>>45072684Guy, you just need to let go of your want of safety in this quest, you'll have a lot better time force-punching people to death that way.>>45072730And that's when they get dive-bomb tackled by a harpy.
>>45072684>its ike jumping out of a plane withoud a parachute plain suicide.Not if you can use the force. Besides, we have Eaturn with us!
>>45072532So can we bring Eaturn with us?
>>45072730In those force-resistant helmets? I doubt they can sense anything, and have bad peripheral vision to boot.
>>45072790Dear god no.
>>45072815Dude, that armor totally dampens their force senses. Let's throw rocks at all of them and call it a day.
>>45071222>Sneak, and throw rocks at any guard helmet you come across. If it brains them, whatever, if it knocks their helmets off, Wookie Rave Party and maybe Collar them. We have about a hundred of the things, right?
>>4507291150 wolves had about 5 collars between them50 harpies had about 25so thirty altogether
>>45072933Still a good amount.
>>45072815Well, Luke could still reflect blaster bolts even when in an Ysalamiri bubble. They still have the living force to guide their reflexes, we would just have to catch them off their guard with them looking the other way of our rock throwing.
>>45072986Their ability to have Bad Feelings is kaput with that armor on though.
>>45072955I'm not debating that, it's a decent amount.>>45072986not canon anymore ;)>>45073020partlyonly fully if they're wearing a helmet though
>>45073047If they're not wearing a helmet, then they're having a Wookie Rave Party.
>>45073067That's a lot of bad feelings I would think.
>>45073047Hey, are any of these guards wielding lightsabers?
>>45073047>>45073153Also, are any wearing that Cortosis plate?
You start up the ship, and blast a hole in the wall, before letting the landing doors open for a d day scenario of harpies and wolves sprinting into the hole, who either attack guards surprisingly well with their own force sensitiveness, or go around freeing other prisoners with your method.You're the only person on board now, and people instead of electing to just run out, stay and fight, some of your guys you see brawling without collars on.You start to fly away but a turret pops up and blasts a shot at you, destroying the fuel line, and you get several hundred feet up leaving a trail with bird shit falling to the earth in your wake, before you start plummeting down, and crash into the giant tower near the warden's office.You step out of your trashed ride, blaster and stun baton in hands with a saber on your back belt.And exit to see a woman sitting on a pile of gold."You broke my tower""Sorry"Outside you can hear the shouting and screaming and chaos outside, even saber clashing.She looks at you like a kid looks at an ant in a Mohican, like you're interesting, but beneath her.>what do>>45073153like 1 in 4>>45073171some are wearing cortosis, some are force resistant armoured, some are both, some are neither.Depends on rank.
Rolled 42 (1d100)>>45073243>Fix the tower?
>>45073288the ultimate question
Rolled 49 (1d100)>>45073243>Look at her like a fire ant looks at an Apache's victim
"I can fix the tower?""Can you?""yes""Okay"You pick up a brick and put it in a hole in the wall it fell out of"see?"The wall completely collapses"I see fine"You look at her like a fire ant looks at an Apache's victim"Why are you looking at me like that? break my tower, stare me down like a fire ant looking at an Apache's victim, what's wrong with you?">what do
>>45073442>Sorry, I get fidgety when I'm nervous.>So now that I've told you my name, what's yours?
>>45073442>Dance all the bad away
>>45073442>It's just that you look so delicious I can't help myself.
>>45073442invent reverse sarcasm
>>45073478>>45073524>>45073541>>45073654is that 4 anons?didn't think that many were hereUnless someone's pulling the "i'm being three people" againwriting anyway
"It's just that you look so delicious I can't help myself." You say doing a little jig to get rid of the bad."Honestly?""Sorry, I get fidgety when I'm nervous.""It's fine, i've made you nervous after all so blame me""So now that I've told you my name, what's yours?""have you told me your na-""What's yours?""Flare""Really?""Don't laugh or you die""Fair enough""now what's your name""Kyran""Good to meet you Kyran">what do now
>>45073705Don't be silly ya farkin coont and git me my scotch!
>>45073814>Lean on the pile and leer at her eyes and lips>"So what's a lady like you doing sitting on a mountain of shiny yellow bricks in the tower of a prison on a monster world?"
You lean on a pile of bricks and rubble and leer at her face entirely"So what's a lady like you doing sitting on a mountain of shiny yellow bricks in the tower of a prison on a monster world?""Well, I chose to sit in this tower as an advisor to the warden, since it's fun meddling in human affairs""Are you sure you're not a prisoner?" You say pointing to the collar she's got onShe growls a bit and smoke comes out of her nose, but she calms down"This is just to stop my shifts">what do>>45073820git your own scotch you senile coon
>>45074176remove the collar FREEDOM!! ALSO WHERE'S THE OIL ON THIS PLANET? IT NEEDS SOME FREEDOM!!!
>>45074176>"I believe I can get your collar off, it would help if you could be more relaxed tho>roll up sleeves, neckrub (vibrate robo-hand and set it in a heating/cooling cycle) then FORCE IT OFF
"I believe I can get your collar off, it would help if you could be more relaxed tho""And kill me?""It won't kill you""...Fine, i'm sick of living, here, anyway"You roll up your sleeves and put your fancy robot hand to do weird shit, including rapidly cooling and heating, aswell as vibrating, and use this tool to massage her neck and shoulders, allowing her to chill out as you temporarily destroy and fix her neck and force the collar off.She looks at her neck"Y-you took it off...""Y-yeah?"She starts laughing insanely and turns into a giant beast, flying out the destroyed wall taking the rest of the tower with her, which you have to do some very good parkour to avoid getting caught in.You land on a guard, and before they can react, you slam the shock collar on them, and they freak out trying to get it off, and trigger it, the space where the head was becoming a fine mist of red and smoke.Wow.Glad you're not wearing one of those anymore.You look up and see the warden's office engulfed in flames as Flare destroys it.Okay.>what do now
>>45074511say the words of power to bring that dragon down
>>45074511Find Pamela and gtfo for some gyro as autocorrect wants.
get that dragon pussy!
Rolled 93 (1d100)>>45074792
>>45075059Can't believe gratt just rolled decently
Rolled 1 (1d1)>>45074792Nat 1
You unleash the words of power with feeling behind them and the dragon flies back into the tower, back into the meagre pile of gold, mistaking her feelings to be for that.She turns back into human form to swim around in it for a minute before she sees you.You walk up to her and her breathing slightly quickens."I feel what you're feeling Kyran, and the answer is no,you're meager, you're nothing, at all" She says unsure in each word"If you're so much better than me, prove it"she goes to strike you, but you reverse it and push her face first into the wall"Looks like i'm not meager at all, since i've got you wanting and weak"she pants and sighs"I-i'm not wanting...j-just claim the prize you're raking for besting me, there's a lot of valuables in this room" She says adjusting her stance to spread her legs apart, backing into you.You pull her bottom's down."K-knew you were just an animal, nothing""A nothing that's got you wet like a river""...I'm in heat, that's all""Sure"
You slam full force almost shattering your pelvis against her cushion-y arse, and she bucks and starts steaming as a resultYou don't even pause, going hard from the get go and not stopping even to change positions, as you thrust and spin her on your dick to be face to faceHer first orgasm is when you grab one horn with your left hand, stroking it while using it as a grip and hold up her arse with the other hand, and pick up speed.Her second is when you start mashing your tongue into hers and when she sees nothing with closed eyes, you begin shocking her as the world crumbles around you, in the moment"You're... more valuable than my hoard, i must have you""I thought I was worth nothing""No, you're everything!" She says before being cut off by your chokes, bringing her up to her third orgasm"Since you're being so honest, here's your reward" you shout slamming harder through her squirt, bringing her and you together in bliss as your loads fly up into whatever's up that crevice, She falls off your dick to the ground smiling, pulling up her shorts smiling before dragging herself to her pile to lie on as she looks out the window.You open the door"Esteban?""Sup"there's at least three dead guards on the ground"Someone had to stop them ruining your fun, by the way, those words you shouted, kind of cheating, woo on your own merits dickhead""Whatever, ready to leave?""How? There's no ships""What about the garbage barge?""Or we could stay, i'd rather not go in trash for how many weeks of space""Could we not fly it?""maybe, or we could stay in the prison and try to send out a signal">what do now?
Rolled 42 (1d100)>>45075831steal the garbage ship and begin a new live with the dragon as your new waifu.
>>45075831Try and take over the barge
>>45075994and back to my usual rolls XD
still we gotta steal the barge and start a new live with our dragon waifu and start up a criminal syndicate to end al criminal syndicates!
Rolled 93 (1d100)>>45076063
>>45076188it's the dragon waifu man it calls to me and the dice gods reward my love for the dragon waifu's with good rolls.
>>45075831>Hell, let's just build some ships.
Flare's human form?
"Alright Esteban, we're getting out today, that garbage chute has gotta be accessible. We jump in, how long later, we land on the garbage planet, it's brilliant""Fine i'll go with you" he says following you as you take off, the dragon trying to stealthily follow you too, and failing.Eventually you bump into a group of people looking for you, and they follow you there too.You arrive in the room first to find the chute's been emptied of trash and the blonde guard is throwing supplies into it, and she acknowledges your presence, but is too busy packing stuff in to care.You look at the timer on the panel next to the barge"15 seconds"You sprint past her and she jumps in afterwards, along with most of your crew who met up with you.To trash planet you go.In a small confined boxWith over 10 people in it.Some not even sure why they're here, or that they're going to leave the planet, just that they saw you jump in and followed.You turn to the guard"How long does this journey normally take?""Well, assuming the journey goes fine, it normally returns in six days, so i'm guessing three days to the trash planet."Oh goody>what do>>45076364in your mind, yes.
Rolled 21 (1d100)>>45076436start seducing the dragon waifu and talkin with estaban about starting your criminal empire
>>45076492the dice gods have forsaken me.NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>45076521That's what you get for letting your dick decide everything famalamYou in a dirty garbage barge with at least 15 people.How you gonna expect to seduce in heresmfh
Rolled 90 (1d100)>>45076564because kyran aint givin no fucks
Rolled 82 (1d100)>>45076436>Stroke Eaturn's plumage
im at a loss for words somethings very very wrong i never roll anywhere near this good ever EVER!
>>45076436>WELP, I'M TAKIN' A NAP.>Into the Gem we go.
>>45076644>We had all the sex with that dragon without taking off our vest
You start talking to the dragon while eaturn sits on your lap and you stroke her plumage until she falls asleep."So what's this box we're in anyway kyran?" the dragon asks"It's leaving the planet"You get a few weird looks"What the hell Kyran?""You can stay inside for the three days back if you want, or follow to the golden human worlds of science and advancement. And money"She just growls and the tension gets thickerYou decideFuck that shit, You shout "Yo wake me if anything important happens" and take a nap into the stone."Yo, Push'Ti, you in here?""Why would I be out of here" she says as you turn to face her"I know, it's just a greeting""Oh"By your account, if nobody wakes you up, you've got three hours in here to pass three days to the trash planet>what do>nap in stone>talk in stone (about what)>call in bros>get a bite to eat, mentally>write in>>45076917nah, funny as that would be, you only refound the vest just before the barge.
Rolled 93 (1d100)>>45076990>>write inwake up and get to know the dragon waifu and start relationship building also start planning that criminal empirei shall not surrunder it will be my holy crusade to get the dragon waifu!
The Dice Gods Have Blessed My Holy Crusade!
>>45077073jesus man another fucking 93what the fuck
From this day onward till the end of my MOST HOLY CRUSADE i shall be known as Holy Crusader Stallingratt rejoice my friends for we see the beginning of the true greatness and will of the almighty dice gods!
>>45077204>>45077073Okay, what do you say to relationship build bruv.I'm not writing your romance novel for you nigga.
So Flare if we're going to be stuck in here for the next few days would you mind telling me more about yourself where were you born?what is your favorite colour?what is your favorite food and what do you enjoy the most in this small universe of us?and how did you get into that prison to begin with?oh and am i supposed to go meet your parents now or?(make a joke)(im bad at jokes)
>>45077462i dont see you helping me out anon.im not a writer if i actualy want to get something good it'll take me an hour or more to write.
>>45077462maybe vote against it or for something else then ennit blud>>45077415Ahaso many different lines of negatives onto that 93shieeeeeeet
>>45077562Not everybody wants to fuck that dragon as much as you gratt
>>45077270>So, what was that metal? I haven't seen anything like it among all my travels through the stars!
>>45077621i wasent reven all that into it at first but i mean i cant ignore so many 93's its a sign that the dice god will me to be in this crusade and for now i may be alone but others will flock to the cause and maybe someday a wrtie fag will even take up the cause and lead THE HOLY CRUSADE IN THE NAME OF THE ALMIGHTY DICE GODS ALL HAIL THE CRUSADE!
>>45077270>Your breath is warm. Feels nice.
"So Flare if we're going to be stuck in here for the next few days would you mind telling me more about yourself where were you born?"She flinches at your voice"From that planet""what is your favorite colour?""Really?""Yes""Gold""what is your favorite food and what do you enjoy the most in this small universe of us?""People who cross me, and killing lesser beings""How did you get into that prison?""What are you implying?""I'm just curious""I was caught okay? Is that what you want to hear?""am i supposed to go meet your parents now or?""Kyran""Because isn't that what you normally do in a-""PLease, stop talking, I don't know what you did to me in that tower to make me behave like i did, but it was a one of, don't touch me or talk to me, please""One last thing, what was that metal? I haven't seen anything like it among all my travels through the stars!""It's gold, what re you on about? I've seen countless dignitaries and important people from off that planet who visited the warden that wore it, idiot">what do now
"By the way flare, your breath is really warm, it feels nice in a way"She actually catches blush this time."Please don't say anything like that ever again"Looks like at least something you said worked>what do now
>>45077772so close to quints, sooooo close.
>>45077794Um ya got quints snigga.
>>45077755>Break the news to her that true Gold doesn't exist anymore now that the Alderaanese have furnished all there houses in it
>>45077850where sniggabully---"You know, Gold doesn't exist anymore now that the Alderaanese have furnished all their houses in it"She gives you a lookOne that's pretty hard to explain.Like utter disdain mixed with pity"Did you suffer brain damage when you crashed into my tower or something dumbo?""N-""Because it really seems like you have, talking to me like we're equals, saying dumb shit, yeah, definite brain damage">what do
>>45077772>Go back to training with Push'Ti, Dragons are a gemstone's best friend, which comes with talking priveleges.
>>45077772Here faggot! Now git me my scotch. Quints us four yeah?
Rolled 29 (1d100)show her the gem then shove her into it then go into it yourself speak to her from a posision of strength the gem world you control should do the trick!
>>45078093Dude, stop being a control freak/rapist and chill.
>>45078000>...Hey, touch this gem real quickIf it works on her,>Introduce ourselveS!
Poor, naive dragon-girl
>>45078244Hmmm, the Sith Empire likely got some of it from all the raids they enact on House Organa.
>>45078040...quints is five including the end numberstop fucking with me brahi was thiiiis close---You pull out the gemstone and her eyes grow wide and she almost goes to snatch it before she gains composure"You like this?""...It's alright""Here touch it"She rubs it a bit, and you hav e amini tug of war to get it back.JeezYou feel pain inside the stone and so jump back in yourself, to find pushti falling onto the floor"K-k-kyran""Yes?""I... told you there's limited space... in here, and it's sensitive... please don't let whoever that was touch... me again""Sure"She stands up, brushing herself off"Anyway, back to training"---2 hours later---"And about your diet pla-"You awake from a punch from an angry centaurgreat, a centaur made it in."Trouble!" Shouts estebanYou look out the barge's windowA shipWith a tractor beamand a boarding rampthat's already attached to the wall and cutting through.Oh goody>what do
>>45078417>Hmmm... Let's make it look like we all killed each other after I zap the floor to cover our life signs. Okay, humanoids on the centaur's back, give her your rubber-soled shoes, and Flare and Eaturn can fly, so everybody stay back real quick
Rolled 9 (1d100)>>45078417>Maybe something nice will happen, switch to Peter to spread of feeling of calm and feeling like garbaga
>>45078417>Zap the wall with a stun baton to short out whatever they're using
Rolled 57 (1d100)>>45078417>Feel with the force to see what all life is aboard that other ship
Rolled 20 (1d100)>>45078580>go on a killing rampage the moment they cut through with that pair of steel chains confeniatly next to you
Rolled 49 (1d100)>>45078629welp no chainsmaybe something else though
>>45078417>Get in the boarding defense position, hope they don't open up with gassing
>>45078653Fuck off namefag
>>45078417Can we catch any blaster bolts like Darth Vader or Kylo Ren?
You start trying to feel what's on the other ship with the force, but there's so much people on this cramped barge that it's difficult, and you only know there's people on it.You hit the wall with a stun baton and their machine stops working."Guys, i'll get in a boarding defense position, you lot pretend to be dea-"and the door explodes and fills the room with smoke.The smoke dissipates, and through your clearing eyes, you see a flamethrower wielding...---And that's the end of this episode of STANQ!Thanks for playing you motherfuckers.Strange the giant boost of people at the end, unless niggas were putting several options in different posts just to make my job harder :pI'll update you on the twitters the next time i'm running, though it will likely either be this weekend, and if not, next wednesday/thursday!>>45078806i think the name's a bit much since it's a one man crusade for pussy we just spent 4 hours with but i like having name fags so i know who's here and so i know people are people and not 1 person, and i can get to know em kinda. i'm sociable like that.>>45078806No, but you can dodge like a motherfucker, especially with shape shifting, and during a severe moment of rage, did deflect a blaster bolt with a force push
>>45078872>i think the name's a bit much since it's a one man crusade for pussy we just spent 4 hours with but i like having name fags so i know who's here and so i know people are people and not 1 person, and i can get to know em kinda. i'm sociable like that.was meant for>>45078694
>>45078897One last question,
>>45078934You're not my type, and keep that finger away from me.
>>45078934Is this the new Who Shot First?
>>45079033noit's trying to light itself on fire to end it's miserable spherical existence.but the appendage doesn't bend that waylook at the sadness in that eye
aW FUCKWe forgot to get some sabers at the prison. Oh well, at least maybe we'll get our 25+ lightsaber reward sometime soon.
thanks for running boss.
>>45079141Y'all got your 25+ lightsaber reward, smfhand you got 1 saberit's on the back of your beltman'll run into the archive at some point and figure outhow many you've got altogether.>>45079170np brah
>>45079217Oh, what's on the back of our belt?
>>45079236>and you got 1 saber>it's on the back of your belt
>>45079285Oh, what was our reward?
>>45079312Saying it againBasic force power upgrades, and force change identity/shapeshifting, aswell as some things not revealed yet.