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You are the former United States Navy warship USS HOEL, now returned as a shipgirl and ready to kick Abyssal ass!

It had already been the greater part of a day ever since Heerman had been rushed back to Pearl Harbor on a medivac flight. Out of respect, the Captain allowed you and Johnston to accompany her as an "escort" while Portland, White Plains, and San Diego covered the fleet while it returned the slow way. You had to admit, despite seeming all prim and proper like Portland, the Captain could be pretty all right.

Heerman was now in a special recovery room in the base hospital. Despite her wounds having healed, she was still unconscious, and Vita was unsure when she would wake up. You have to suppress the dark thought that Heerman may never open her eyes again.

The clicking of heeled boots and the smell of fresh pastries are what finally convince you to open your eyes. In your blurry vision, you could see Mulberry's back as she adjusted the shades on the window, letting in the morning light.

"Oh dear!" Mulberry puts a hand to her mouth. "My apologies, I didn't mean to wake you! You just looked like you really needed the rest!"

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>>44803195

Oh right, you were awake pretty much all night waiting by Heerman's side, hoping she'd wake up. You turn to the chair next to you, where you see Johnston curled up like a cat, snoring loudly. A blanket had been draped over the both of you too, either by a nurse or maybe even Mulberry herself.

"It's no problem." You yawn loudly. "Why're you here anyways?"

"Well, I heard what happened, and I figured if Heerman were to wake up today, she'd like to see some flowers and a nice breakfast! Even Vita has to admit that the hospital food here is absolutely DREADFUL." Mulberry says as she shows you a tray. On it, you could see a cup of tea, an oversized muffin, and a small vase with flowers. "Unfortunately, most of the other girls are still out on mission and haven't had a chance to stop by."

"Oh, that's fine. Wasn't expecting a parade or anything." You grunt as you rub your eyes.

"Anyways, it certainly seems like you could use some time outside!" Mulberry says with a smile. "Don't worry, I can handle things here for the moment!"

>Sure. Keep an eye on Johnston for me, too.
>Sure, let me wake up Johnston.
>I'd rather stay.
>Other
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>>44803207
>Sure, let me wake up Johnston.

Yatte Yaru Ze
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>>44803207
>>Sure. Keep an eye on Johnston for me, too.
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>>44803207
>>Sure, let me wake up Johnston.
WAKE UP BUTTERCUP
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>>44803207
>Sure, let me wake up Johnston.

Live, from /tg/, it's FRIDAY NIGHT
This week, ACI sees a Galm rerun as the cash flows fast and furious
Kancolle eagerly awaits Kasumi Kai Ni, as preparations for the winter event, based off Operation Rei-Go, begin
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>>44803207
>>Sure, let me wake up Johnston.

Up up up, its time for FOOOOD!!!
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>>44803207
>Sure. Keep an eye on Johnston for me, too.
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>>44803327
>Galm Rerun
As much as I am thankful for AC7, I hope PA thinks of other tournaments for funding. The reruns are getting tiresome.
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>>44803207
>Sure. Keep an eye on Johnston for me, too.
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>>44803207
>>Sure. Keep an eye on Johnston for me, too.
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>>44803372
They know this is how to milk the whales. At this point, they don't have many other options
The low CST tournament was fun and the Nugget Intruder is cute, but there's a limit
At least the ZOE tournament after the update looks new
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>>44803207

>Sure, let me wake up Johnston.

Goddamnit, now that we (the players) know there's an abyssal conversion conspiracy going I'm fucking paranoid about everyone. Especially people like Mulberry.
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>>44803501
I think we can trust fellow shipgirls.

....now i reminded to Helck Manga.
GDI.
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>>44803207
>Sure, let me wake up Johnston.
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>>44803539

Who knows how many of them are Abyssal spies, though? Or think that conversion might be a way to make peace with the abyssals? Or just /extremely/ loyal to the wrong people?
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>>44803539
I heard GDI
and came as fast as I could
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>>44803587
the issue isn't so much Abyssals but rather people on our own side and their own projects.
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>>44803587
I doubt we have to worry about another Naka.
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We should take Johnston with us to visit Wo.

See Nazibitch and her guards try to bully two shipgirls at once.
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>>44803714
Nah, we want someone with fire like ours, someone with connections and who gives even fewer fucks than we do.

We need Sammy.
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>>44803690

Note the "peace with the abyssals" and "extremely loyal to the wrong people" parts. Neither of those necessarily has direct abyssal involvement.

>>44803712

Ain't Naka still loyal to humanity, though? She fought back and the Abyssal Admiral rejected her or something?
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>>44803712
What happened to Naka?
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>>44803746
We also want a plan for what to do after visitation hours have ended.
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Greetings everyone, anon 6854798359379 here.
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>>44803770
Pretty much what your image is, except give the mike to Light Cruiser Oni.
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>>44803770
I wouldn't worry about it
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>>44803746

>Hoel, Johnston, Heerman, and Sammy all go visit Nazibitch at once with the intent of seeing Wo

Oh, the look on her face would be beautiful. As would the yellow puddle forming between her legs.
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>>44803770
She became so full of hatred, self loathing, and VENGEANCE that she went back to her sunken hulk at the bottom of the sea AS AN ABYSSAL and was observed by a mysterious figure that might also be an abyssal, was declared not worthy, and then decided she'd never let the Abyssal when.

So basically she came full circle. Also Harder best boy.
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>>44803835
>Best Boy
you mean best SUB
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I have to wonder whether Merc intentionally wrote Vahlen as such an unlikable cunt in this quest that players can call her a Nazi in utter seriousness.
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>>44803867
Naka and Harder making hunter killer babies daughters when?
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>>44803867
>you mean best SUB

I might not quite sure about that. I've been enjoying Albacore, and I have a soft spot for Sealion.

Also Dolphin might be about to prove her worth.
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>>44803889
So Harder + Naka = Seawolf?
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>>44803881
You can't spell "science" without "oh god why".
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>>44803829
>mfw She just mildly surprised and annoyed.
Also in my opinion, Vahlen is not entirely wrong in regard of Abyssal.
Unless Hoel can charm WO in front of her eyes, She will regard all Abyssal as abomination.
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>>44803911

I don't think that's the kind of sub he was talking about.
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>>44803207
"Sure, let me wake up Johnston, too." You agree as you gently shake your sister ship.

"Bwuh?" Johnston's eyes flutter open, still groggy from sleep. She wipes a sliver of drool from her mouth. "Is Heerman awake?"

"Not yet." You shake your head. "But Mulberry said she'd watch her for us. I think we could use a bit of a break."

Johnston seems to pause, looking at the sleeping Heerman in her bed and back at Mulberry, who just gives an innocent smile. It seems as if Johnston was considering whether Mulberry could be trusted or not.

"I brought extra muffins." Mulberry smiles.

"Deal." Johnston is across the room in an eyeblink, gratefully accepting a muffin that was easily twice the size of her fist.

"H-hey!" You scramble forward for your treat as well. Mulberry gladly hands you another muffin, as well as a little juicebox.

"If anything happens, I'll be sure to let you know right away!" She says cheerfully.

So now what...

>See if Shen's up to anything.
>See if Sam is doing anything.
>Check if Anna is around.
>See if anybody from STRIKE-1 is around.
>Other
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>>44803919
>it's USS Thresher
>Partially abyssal, just like her mother
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Vahlen reminds me of the Vahlen in Sniper elite V3. And not cause they have the same name.
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>>44803939
>>See if Shen's up to anything.
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>>44803939
>See if Shen's up to anything.
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>>44803939
>>See if Shen's up to anything.
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>>44803939
>See if Sam is doing anything.
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>>44803939
>See if Shen's up to anything.
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>>44803930

She doesn't see them as intelligent at all. Just mindless killing machines.

If we can get Wo to talk, even if she only says that we're all going to die and she can't wait to rip out our wombs with her teeth, we'll have proven Nazibitch wrong.
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>>44803939
>See if Sam is doing anything.


>>44803911
This guy >>44803935 gets it

>>44803940
That makes too much sense.
>Thresher returns as a loli-sub
>Looks up to harder and naka as adoptive parents
>half-abyssal but fights for Murica
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>>44803939
>>Check if Anna is around.
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>Check if Anna is around
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>>44803939
>See if Shen's up to anything.
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>>44803939
>>Check if Anna is around.
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>>44803939

>See if Sam is doing anything.

Recruit Sam, visit Wo, piss off Nazibitch
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>>44803939
>See if Shen's up to anything.
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>>44803939
>>See if Sam is doing anything.
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>>44803939
>>Check if Anna is around.
We could use some emotional support right about now.
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>>44803939
>>See if Shen's up to anything.

moar engineering!
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>>44803947

She's based on Vahlen from XCOM.

Hell, she /is/ Vahlen from XCOM. Just more of a cunt.
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>>44804125
Let's be honest, XCOM Vahlen is a cunt, but she's a cunt to aliens.
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Do we have any AVD's around the base? I know the USN had a few in the early stages of ww2.
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>>44804152
Aren't the auxiliary ships at Sasebo?
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>>44804148

They're both sadistic torturers who've been given an officially sanctioned method of getting off. The difference is that XCOM Vahlen is at least mildly respectful to people who disagree with her, and recognizes her enemy/victims' intelligence, while Nazibitch is "if you see them as anything other than mindless animals you're a fucking idiot".
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>>44804197
Maybe? I don't think there was any mentioning of that.
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>>44804215
Oh wait, you mean SEAPLANE TENDERS, not modern auxiliaries. No, I don't think we have auxiliaries yet.
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>>44804269
Yep! For a minute I thought I would have to narrow it down, but great job! And the only seaplane tenders the USN had were ones converted from Clemsons.
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>>44804329
Though I could be mistaken.
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>>44803911>>44803911
>I might not quite sure about that. I've been enjoying Albacore, and I have a soft spot for Sealion.
Albacore? Which quest/fic/whatever is she(he?) from?
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>>44804329
>Clemsons
Nah, too slow. Even if they were revived in PS or KCQ, they wouldn't be able to keep us with the steelhulls.
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>>44804376
Yup. USS Thornton was apparently in Pearl on the 7th. But it had almost no guns. That didn't stop the crew from firing handheld weapons at the torpedo bombers though!
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>>44804367
>Albacore? Which quest/fic/whatever is she from?
She shows up in a Belated Battleship side story. (Also she saves Arizona's life.)

>>44804329
>And the only seaplane tenders the USN had were ones converted from Clemsons.
Nope. You've probably heard of Langley, who was also converted to an AV along with all the AVP. However it's true that all AVD where converted Clemsons.
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>>44804449
Just wish we had more sub tenders tho. Or attack transports, those ships know amphibious work well.
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"C'mon." You grin. "Let's see if Shen's got anything new to show us."

Johnston only silent nods, already biting off mouthfuls of muffin to sate her morning hunger. You take a bite yourself, and marvel at how the pasty just seems to melt in your mouth like butter, only interrupted by the occasional blueberry hidden inside. How the hell does Mulberry do it?!

The two of you continue your way across the base, which looks eerily empty. With the Navy pushing out for Kauo and eventually Midway, the fleet of both shipgirls and regular ships that had been hiding away here now had reason to venture out into the open seas. The only ships you see now are the ones left behind to perform shore defense, or the ones still being serviced.

Upon entering the armory, you get the feeling the interior was much ore spacious. Of course, with more deployed shipgirls, the more their Rigs were being used, and now they were all noticeably absent. However, there were still a few present, and you noted that they weren't just there for regular wear and tear, but serious battle damage. There, you saw a battleship Rig with dozens of dents from direct hits. One particularly unlucky cruiser seemed to have an AP shell blast clean through it. And there were more, all being tirelessly labored over by both human and fairy repair crews.

(cont)
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"Looks like we're not the only ones getting it tough." Johnston observes, a grim look replacing her normally cheerful disposition.

"Yeah." You nod nervously. You knew that Heerman's Rig had to be somewhere in there, too. How long did you have until your own Rig ended up like one of those?

"Hey! Look!" Johnston perks up as she rapidly taps your shoulder at the rate of a machine gun.

And on the other end, you could see a flatbed truck carry a large armored crate, and surrounded by at least a dozen armed guards.

"Ah, Hoel, Johnston, what brings you here?" Shen asks, wiping some sweat from his brow and looking as if he had been awake for the past three days.

>You look like hell.
>Can we see Heerman's Rig?
>What's that thing they're carting in?
>Other
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>>44804544
Mhm. Oh! Speaking of subs, I was "challenged" by Merc in planefags quest, and I put together a little intro thing for the sub: SS-44. but I don't know what to do with it, and while I've done quests like this In the past, I don't want to start my own due to the things that happen in life. So right now its just collecting dust in my memory.
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>>44804627
>You look like hell.
>What's that thing they're carting in?
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>>44804627
>You look like hell.
>What's that thing they're carting in?
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>>44804627
>>You look like hell.
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>>44804627
>>You look like hell.
>WHAT'S IN THE BOX

>>44804643
>L-Class
Why.jpg
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>>44804627
>>You look like hell.
>>What's that thing they're carting in?
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>>44804669
cuz.jpg
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>>44804627
>What's that thing they're carting in?
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>>44804627
>>What's that thing they're carting in?
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>>44804643

Pastebin it.
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>>44804627
>You look like hell.
>What's that thing they're carting in?
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>>44804627
>You look like hell.
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>>44804683
Dude, seriously. L-classes would be worse than pre-peptalk Willie.
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>>44804627
>>What's that thing they're carting in?

We must know!
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>>44804697
K thanks.
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>>44804729
Well, its- oh wait a minute. I aciddentally confused you guys with USS SS-44. an S class sub
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>>44804792
Wait vice versa. I confused you guys with SS-44 when I meant USS SS-44.
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>>44804792
Okay hold it.
We have two pre-war subs with S-44 as their name. Which are we talking about here?
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>>44804627
>You look like hell.
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>>44804792
I think the USN did this to confuse us anons on 4chan.
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>>44804627
>You look like hell.
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>>44804737
We still have our puppy eyes!
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>>44804817
>>44804859
Now I'm even more confused. Can we just talk about Her Majesty's submarine service instead?
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>>44804627
>>You look like hell.
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>>44805017
Wait what?
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>>44805071
Pre-war US subs have very lame names. At least the British subs we-
>Boys are googling warmly
Wait THEY ALL HAVE LAME NAMES DAFUQ
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>>44805105
>A ship named Harder
>Lame name
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>>44804627
"Wow, Shen, you look like hell." You say rather bluntly.

"Looks like you've actually gone deeper than hell." Johnston adds in.

"In some ways I feel I am." Shen sighs. "With the increase in tempo in operations, it also means an increase in maintenance. More shipgirls going out means more wear and tear, not to mention more battle damage accumulating across the fleet. We've been doing our best and I put in a request with Admiral for more manpower, but even with the fairies, we simply don't have enough."

"Sounds real tough." You nod in sympathy. "You must hate it."

"Oh no, I find it rather enlightening!" Shen laughs weakly. "We find something new every day!"

"Like that?" You point to the armored crate, which was now being unloaded from the flatbed.

"Oh yes, a 'gift' from the Science Division." Shen nods. "It's the Rig from the captured Wo."

>Oh, that sounds interesting.
>Did... did they say what happened to it?
>Other
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>>44805126
>Did... did they say what happened to it?

NO NOT WO CHAN WE RECOGNIZED HER
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>>44805126
>Did... did they say what happened to it?
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>>44805126
>>Oh, that sounds interesting.
>>Did... did they say what happened to it?
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>>44804792
You've got that completely wrong. It is not USS SS-44. It would be USS S-44 (SS-155). The S-class boats definitely did NOT use "SS" in their "name" numbers; that was reserved for the sequential hull numbers for all submarines.

While there are several batches of skipped numbers in the submarine hull numbering system, the only case of the USN reusing them would be the conflict between three of the F-boats (USS Barracuda/F-2 SS-21, USS Pickerel/F-3 SS-22, and USS Skate/F-4 SS-23) and the three Seawolf-class fast attacks currently in service (USS Seawolf SSN-21, USS Connecticut SSN-22, and USS Jimmy Carter SSN-23).
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>>44805126
>Did... did they say what happened to it?
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>>44805126
>>Did... did they say what happened to it?
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>>44805126
>Oh, that sounds interesting.
>Did... did they say what happened to it?
Hoel can just say both.
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Goodnight, sweet princess.
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>>44805126
>>Did... did they say what happened to it?
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>>44805118
I was talking about subs before the Gato and Balao-class subs.

Like the H, L, and S-class subs.

>>44805126
>Did... did they say what happened to it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-Pz5KsyfN0
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>>44805126
>>Oh, that sounds interesting.

My !Science! senses are tingling!!
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>>44805105
>Pre-war
>>44805118
>>A ship named Harder
>>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_Harder_(SS-257)
>Launched 1942

Maybe it's just me, but Harder doesn't look like a prewar sub.
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>we'll never get to wear the hat
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>>44805126
>Did... did they say what happened to it?
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>>44805156
Ohhh. Ok
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>>44805126
>>Oh, that sounds interesting.
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>>44805196
I was talking about the S and L-class subs with their names, man.
Seriously,
>SS-44
>It's just a pennant number or some shit
Why

>>44805156
What's the point with that pre-war naming system anyway? Did they expect the subs to be nothing more than patrol boats or something?
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>>44805156
And I must self-correct now that I've learned of it. For some insane reason, when the US Navy instituted the hull classification scheme, it was decided that they would officially number USS G-1 as "SS-19½". No, I'm not joking.

Then, for no apparent reason, after the boat had been decommissioned and designated for expenditure as a depth charge target, they renumbered her SS-20 in 1920, taking the hull number of USS F-1, which had foundered in 1917.

Goddammit, Navy, just when I think you've actually been logical and reasonable with something...
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>>44805321
>US Navy
>Logical
Pick one and only one.
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>>44805241
I believe that was the big reason, yes. And that they would build so many that they'd run out of names if they named them all. Might have also been that the "gun club" didn't want submariners thinking their boats were actual SHIPS or anything, and thus that they didn't deserve real names.
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>>44805321
If NF's stories are any measure, it's a small miracle the US Navy hasn't already imploded in a burst of madness
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>>44805378
>Might have also been that the "gun club" didn't want submariners thinking their boats were actual SHIPS or anything, and thus that they didn't deserve real names
>The US navy thought they actually had enough funds to make a lot of submarines
Sasuga US Navy
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"Did... did they say what happened to it?" You frown.

"Hmmm, well, Vahlen was always vague about things as always." Shen puts a hand to his chin as he watches his men carefully unseal the crate. "But they decided to see what would happen if they tried to separate the Rig from the primary body. She only told me that there were 'complications', and now that the Rig has been successfully removed, she felt we had more expertise on the matter since it is mostly mechanical."

"Ah, I see." You gulp.

"Something wrong, Hoel?" Johnston looks at you curiously.

"No, nothing." You shake your head quickly. "I'm fine."

"Well, it looks like they're just about ready to crack open." Shen says as he shuffles forward. "Would you girls like to take a look?"

>Sure thing.
>I'd... rather not.
>Other
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>>44805420
>Sure thing.
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>>44805420
>>Sure thing.
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>>44805420
>Sure thing.
OH BOY BIOLOGY LESSON
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>>44805420
>>Sure thing.
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>>44805420
>>I'd... rather not.
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>>44805420
>>Sure thing.
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>>44805420
>>Sure thing.
If there's a chestburster, I swear to god....
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>>44805420
>Sure thing.
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>>44805420
>Sure thing.
FACE THE MUSIC
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>>44805420
>>Sure thing.
And suddenly it goes Facehugger on Hoel.
Just as planned.
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>>44805420
>Sure thing.
Time to puke!
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>>44805420
>Sure thing.

Not to late to wear the hat.
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>>44805420
>Sure thing.
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>>44805514
Become King Woel!
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>>44805241
>I was talking about the S and L-class subs with their names, man.
I was making fun of the other anon.

>>44805241
>What's the point with that pre-war naming system anyway? Did they expect the subs to be nothing more than patrol boats or something?
They definitely thought they were boats, not ships.
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>>44805478
Mahou Shoujo Hoel tiem?
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>>44805534
Old King Woel was a merry old soul and a merry old soul was she.
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>>44805547
>>44805534
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tBqdKGiqnI

Wo-Lolo class when
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>>44805534
>Not Kamen Hoel-der
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>CONTRACT WITH ME AND BECOME A MAGICAL ABYSSAL!
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>>44805592
REMOVE FRUIT RIDER
Mid Heisei best Heisei

But of course Showa still a best
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So why haven't we told anyone about seeing them pump that stuff out of Wo way back when?
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>>44805592
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Threadly reminder that we need to go yell at Nazibitch about not giving us tranquilizers for abyssal capturing.
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>>44805632
V3
V3 Pls
>Not letting the Earth Cry out
>Not letting the People Cry out
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Only on /tg/ will you find people who think the monsters who attack and murder literally hundreds of thousands of people worldwide without provocation are the good guys just because they have a nice ass, and the scientist calling them what they really are is actually the nazi.
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>>44805681
Nobody thinks Wo is a good guy right now, we just want there to be a potential for her to be good.

Sue us for liking the character.
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>>44805681
>only on /tg/
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>>44805702
>character

What character does Wo have, exactly? Is it the precise curvature of her ass exposed in the window they gave her 'pants'?
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>>44805681
I don't get the obsession either.
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>>44805681
Yeah pretty much. Waifu fagging always ends up making /tg/ acct like a bunch of gibbering retards.
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>>44805681
It's surprising as most associate /tg/ with mindless slaughter of anything non-human.

Thoguh I suspect it partially stems from the fact of "what's to stop them from treating actual shipgirls as such" especially with the hinted at plans for Herrman.
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>>44805756
She is a link to the Abyssals, a group which we are fighting against but know very little about. We recognize her.

She's a mystery. An opportunity to learn.

If you believe I want Hoel to tap that ass, you are mistaken.
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>>44805789
It's not at all surprising: waifufags are retarded and are hoping there is "more" to Wo's "character" beyond "unintelligible monster shaped like a woman" because of the "possibilities".
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"Sure thing." You nod. It wasn't every day that you could get a close look at an Abyssal's Rig, at least now without getting shot at.

By this point, the technicians have finally disengaged the final lock, and the crate folds open to reveal the large, disc shaped black hat that seemed to be the trademark of the Wo-class. Its eyes were empty and dead, and the tentacles limp and inert. The human technicians and mechanics all pause from their current duties to take a peek, though you note that the fairies seem to be doing their best to stay as far from the Rig as possible, as if it was anathema to them or something.

"All right, let's flip it over." Shen instructs as he pulls on a pair of work gloves. "First I want to see the interface."

The quartet of brave technicians carefully flip the Rig over, and you can see the depression where the Wo's head would have fit in. Of course, it's just an empty cavity now, though you do note all of the dried blood crusting around the edges.

"For such clean freaks, those lab boys sure like leaving behind huge messes." One of the technicians grumbles.

"One of you grab a hose, then." Shen says as he approaches the Rig and knees over it, closely examining the cavity. "Interesting... I see there are smaller tentacles in here... needles at their tips. Some sort of direct neural interface...?"

"Hey, let me see!" Johnston kneels next to Shen to get a better look.

>Roll 1d20
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Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>44805834
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Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>44805834
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Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>44805834
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>>44805681

It's more her insistence that they're mindless, unintelligent animals who can't be negotiated with, and her immediate dismissal of us when we tried to argue for the POTENTIAL of their intelligence, that's pissed us off.

They've certainly killed hundreds of thousands of innocent people, but if they're intelligent like we suspect they are then they have a REASON for doing so, and finding out that reason will help us figure out how to best respond to them beyond committing genocide.

Even if it's an utterly stupid reason and their genocide is warranted, it's better to know than to not.
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Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>44805834
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>>44805837
>>44805846
>>44805847
>>44805854

Descending order. Neat.
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>>44805865
It's all tumbling, tumbling, tumbling down!
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>>44805837
>>44805846
>>44805847
This isn't good.
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>>44805847
>>44805846
>>44805837
I'm guessing Johnson about to get Abyssal-ized.
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Why are we rolling? To see how much hosing it will help?
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>>44805911
It should be us. I'm jealous.
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>>44805837
>>44805846
>>44805847
Welp, time to meet Wonston...
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>>44805850
The Nazi's also had reasons for starting World War 2, but they weren't very good ones and were not possible for most people to empathize with in any way whatsoever.

Sometimes monsters are monsters, and need to be put down. People like you are so focused on how 'mean' Vahlen sounded, but you forget that there are other victims and survivors of the attacks who aren't going to feel so generous towards a hostile species that seem to own the oceans and continue to savagely attack anything without warning or provocation.
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>>44805911

From a 14? On a d20? Really?
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>>44805940
It's the other two rolls that worry me.
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>>44805949
Only best roll counted from three.
Except if someone rolled 1.
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>>44805922
Of course, Vahlen's flat refusal to consider that the Abyssals might be intelligent also eliminates the possibility of one of the most destructive things that can be done to an enemy, turning their own against them.

Consider what intel could be extracted from a Wo-class... or what she could do if she decided to fight on OUR side. The sort of Mengele-style experimentation Vahlen is doing pretty much guarantees that we don't have a chance of seducing/subverting any live captures, be it for intel, to get her to fight on our side, or to get her to be a double agent working to bring the Abyssals down from the inside...
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>>44806022
>seducing/subverting

The war has been going on for much longer than we have been present for. You don't think there have been absolutely no attempts to communicate with the Abyssals whatsoever, do you?

"Bringing the abyssals down from the inside"? Are you fucking retarded?
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>>44806022
That's all well and good, but having live captives doesn't matter if the captive refuses to sustain its own life.
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>>44806061
We recognized Wo. There was a connection.
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>>44806097
Yes it's called she was hot and thus anons wanted to bone her vicariously.
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>>44806108
>I don't like the option that was voted so I'm going to pretend it was because of lesbianism
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>>44806061
No, I think he is just too optimistic.

Vahlen is no saint, but so far nothing contradict current hypothesis that Abyssal goal is anything beyond killing human.

Even vague line about Hoel recognizing WO is nothing since she doesn't remember the context.
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>>44805922
>Nazis also had reasons... They weren't very good ones.

>>44805850
>Even if it's an utterly stupid reason and their genocide is warranted

Wow, it's like you didn't read my post at all!

>people like you are focused on how 'mean' Nazibitch sounded

We're focused on the fact that she dismissed the possibility for the abyssals being intelligent, which (aside from what was talked about in the post you didn't read) is a GLARING oversight that's just BEGGING for the abyssals to exploit by leading us into a trap.

>other victims and survivors who aren't going to feel so generous

Should the Japanese people who survived the firebombings/Hiroshima/Nagasaki have been the ones to decide whether Japan surrendered, while the Americans still seemed to own the oceans and viciously attack Japanese soil?

The problem with not knowing whether the abyssals are intelligent is that WE DON'T KNOW WHY THEY'RE ATTACKING. We could well have provoked them somehow and they thus view their attacks as justified, but we won't know until we have definitive proof in either direction regarding their intelligence.

And we haven't forgotten; one of Nazibitch's guards lost his family on (I think) Iwo Jima, and told us that when he threw us to the ground outside Nazibitch's lab.
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>>44805834
That's when you notice one of the tentacles twitch.

"GET AWAY!" You bellow.

Your warning proves to come in the nick of time. Johnston's battle instincts kick in and she wraps her arms around Shen and dives away from the Abyssal Rig. The Rig's legs and tentacles start flailing wildly, and and the gathered staff immediately scatter in a panic.

"It's still alive!" Shen gasps. "Evacuate the building!"

An alarm blares throughout the building as the base staff flee. At the same time, heavily armed guards swarm in, but by the time they arrive, the Rig has already right itself and makes a lunge at you. You quickly dive under a nearby work table, spoiling its aim. You hear gunfire as a pair of guards rush forward, and the Rig leaps away, taking refuge among the heavy machinery in the armory.

"It looks like it's only interested in attacking shipgirls." Shen notes. "I think it's best that both of you leave this building."

"We're probably the only thing KEEPING it in here!" Johnston points out. "Look, Hoel, you get Shen out of here! I'll distract that thing until the big guns can arrive!"

>Okay, I'll get him out of here.
>No way, I'll distract it.
>Other
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>>44806152
>>No way, I'll distract it.
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>>44806152
>No way, I'll distract it.
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>>44806152
>>No way, I'll distract it.
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>>44806152
>>No way, I'll distract it.
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>>44806061
Why the hell not? It's worked in every other conflict in history.

And to expand on that point, determining if they are intelligent would also allow bringing one of the US miilitary's real specialties to bear--PSYOPS. Ranging from our own version of Tokyo Rose/Saigon Sally/Baghdad Betty to more advanced forms of psychological warfare.

I'm not saying that it's a surefire thing, or that the Abyssals might not need to be flat-out eradicated... just that it seems that if Vahlen is the head of research into them, her flat refusal to consider the possibility of intelligence is preventing us from even attempting several lines of attack that have proven quite successful historically, and instead just reduce us to a war of attrition.
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>>44806152
>>No way, I'll distract it.
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>>44806152
>No way, I'll distract it.
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>>44806152
>No way, I'll distract it.
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>>44806152
>>Okay, I'll get him out of here.

You got it johnston!
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>>44806152

>No way, I'll distract it.

This is gonna end up like the Beacon from Mass Effect, isn't it.
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>>44806152
>>Okay, I'll get him out of here.
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>>44806149
I read your post but I decided that you are retarded so if you'd kindly assume a trip I can filter you and never read your garbage again
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>>44806152
>>No way, I'll distract it
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>>44806190
Hope so. Maybe with the meeting with Sovereign thrown in.
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>>44806152
>>Okay, I'll get him out of here.
Arguing during combat is dumb
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>>44806152
>No way, I'll distract it.
>I need the practice dealing with grabby spooky shit.
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>>44806204

Huh. Never actually had someone bitch out of an argument on me like that.

And no, sweetie, I think I'll stay anonymous; you're welcome to leave the thread and just read it when it's over if someone disagreeing with you gives you so much trouble.
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>>44806061
>The war has been going on for much longer than we have been present for. You don't think there have been absolutely no attempts to communicate with the Abyssals whatsoever, do you?

Let's step aside from headcanon and ask what MercCommand has to say on this.
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>>44806413
This.

At the very least we'll get yelled at.
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more art from that game you're playing when
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"You already got him, you get him out!" You shout back, shoving Johnston towards the door. "Go!"

Johnston gives you one last concerned look before nodding, carrying Shen with her.

"Be careful, Hoel!" Shen yells. "The guards will focus on securing the exits first! You'll be alone until reinforcements arrive!"

"I got it." You nod as you summon your bat. Yous sure would like to manifest your full Rig, but you couldn't really afford bringing something like THAT to an enclosed and valuable area like this.

And just like that, the entire armory, once a beacon of noise and activity, falls silent for the first time in years. The only interruption being the occasional scritching of steel legs skittering across the floor.

>Hunt the thing down. You can't let it find a place to hide.
>Stay put. This thing will come for you sooner or later.
>Other
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>>44806479
>>Hunt the thing down. You can't let it find a place to hide.
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>>44806479
>>Stay put. This thing will come for you sooner or later.
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>>44806479
>Hunt the thing down. You can't let it find a place to hide.
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>>44806413
Well, of course they did. None of it worked so far, obviously. Whether it's because the Abyssals can't communicate or simply don't feel like it, nobody's too sure of right now!

>>44806458
When indeed.
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>>44806479
>>Hunt the thing down. You can't let it find a place to hide.

keep moving!
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>>44806479
>>Hunt the thing down. You can't let it find a place to hide.
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>>44806479
>Hunt the thing down. You can't let it find a place to hide.

CHECK THOSE CORNERS
CRAWL THROUGH THOSE AIRDUCTS
OH GOD THEY'RE RIGHT ON TOP OF US
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>>44806479
>>Hunt the thing down. You can't let it find a place to hide.

I'm guessing this is more of an Alien vibe rather than Predator.
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>>44806479
>Hunt the thing down. You can't let it find a place to hide.
inb4 GAME OVER MAN GAME OVER
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>>44806539
At least it's a dry heat.
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>>44806413
lmao >>44806517
>Well, of course they did. None of it worked so far, obviously.
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>>44806479
>Hunt the thing down. You can't let it find a place to hide.
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>>44806517
So who are your game characters? And will there be a summary of your games somewhere?
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>>44806479
>Hunt the thing down. You can't let it find a place to hide.
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>>44806479
>Stay put. This thing will come for you sooner or later.
Patience laddie, don't do anything stupid.
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>>44806531
>>44806534
>>44806539
I just hope that Hoel and the rest of Taffy been watching those movies for their quotes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlicWUDf5MM
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>>44806608
I'd hate for this method of abyssal attack to become common.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8faq5amdK30
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>>44806643
Would make a great story though.
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>>44806643
Now that you think about it, what do you think will happen to shipgirls that actually had that hat attach to them?

Do they have their bodies slowly transform into another Wo-Class? Was the Abyssal most likely an old shipgirl? Will Portland put it on to increase her bust size?
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>>44806676
>"I know I'm a shipgirl, and I'll prove it."
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>>44806688
I'd imagine it'd be equivalent to a boarding action.

Or Hoel becomes sort of escort carrier or seaplane tender. I can't imagine a destroyer would become a capital ship.
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>>44806736
>>44806688
It'll be like the Matrix of Leadership of course.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ByNT12IYbY
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>>44806688
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>>44806692

>Portland spoke in a low, bitter voice. "Arizona was one of the finest ships we had here—and five minutes ago I'd have sworn she was a ship. Those damnable things are more than imitation." Portland shuddered and sat back in her bunk.
>And thirty seconds later, Portland's oil shrank from the hot platinum wire.
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"All right you little shit, where are you?" You grumble as you creep around the armory floor, your eyes and head on a swivel and keeping a look out.

However, there's too much cover in here, and too many things that could conceal the Rig's position. As you creep forward, you notice a shadow around you-

-and suddenly you find yourself in a completely different place...

>It's that black ocean again...
>An endless frozen sea...
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>>44806815
>An endless frozen sea...

YES YES
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>>44806815

>An endless frozen sea...
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>>44806815
>>An endless frozen sea...
Antarctica? North Pole? Greenland?
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>>44806815
>>It's that black ocean again...
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>>44806815
>>An endless frozen sea...
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>>44806815
>>An endless frozen sea...
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>>44806815
>An endless frozen sea...
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>>44806815

>An endless frozen sea...

We'd better get a chance to actually play as Woel for a bit, Merc.
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>>44806815
>An endless frozen sea...
>>44806832
NOW NOTHING CAN STOP MY CONQUEST OF GREENLAND!
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>>44806815
>An endless frozen sea...
I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE SO EXCITED ABOUT BUT I WANT TO FEEL SPECIAL TOO
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>>44806815
>An endless frozen sea...
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>>44806832
>>44806850

Where else would the hat take us?

CANADA!
It's a hat of the US (though some would say the US is Canada's pants)
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>>44806847
We also better get some improvements.

Namely that lower body, sweet Jesus.
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>>44806821
>>44806828
>>44806832
>>44806840
>>44806841
>>44806842
>>44806847

Any particular reason for frozen sea?
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>>44806859

Canada is bigger and on top.


The US is our prison bitch.
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>>44806871
Terry and Erry's story may have influenced my vote.
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>>44806871

It's the mystery box. We KNOW the black ocean already.
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>>44806890
When did we see the black ocean the first time?
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>>44806898
EPISODE ONE
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>>44806898
In beginning of quest?
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>>44806890
>Mystery Box
Abyssal Tuatha de Danaan soon?

>>44806876
This isn't hetalia.

>>44806859
>Not getting the Maou-Sama joke
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>>44806898

I think when we first came back?

It's mentioned as "the black ocean AGAIN" in the option, anyways.
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>>44806908
>>44806923
Okay, I thought we might of had a nightmare or something.
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>>44806924
Hopefully never.
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>>44806951
>STANDING
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>>44806951
>Not wanting to launch Fairy M9E Gernsbacks alongside the diamond dogs
Master Miller is displeased with you anon

>>44806971
HERE
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>>44806985
I REALIZE YOU WERE JUST LIKE ME
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>>44806994
TRYING TO CHANGE HISTORY
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So show of hands - did anyone NOT see this coming?
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What if we keep seeing the ghost of Wo-chan due to this "contact experiment"?

What if we become the Naka?
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>>44807034
I knew it'd have too much cover if we hunted it, which is why I voted for letting it come to us.
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>>44807047
I'm just imagining Hoel's slumped on the ground, hat attached to us, and making a small puddle of drool as we explore this dreamscape.
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>>44807066
>[INSTALLING UPDATES]
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>>44807066
>Hoel starts moaning
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>>44807066
Hoel is a terrible singer.
We should be finneeeeeeee
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>>44807047

Then we have a chance to avert her stupidity, give our allies significant insight into the abyssals, and have our very existence shove Nazibitch's face into the fact that at least some abyssals are intelligent?

Sounds like a full slate of WIN to me.
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>>44807086
Well, I'm not saying we'll become a super power mind controlling evil idol girl. I'm just saying Hat-chan's little facehugging session is going to make us attuned to Abyssals.

Which may have been the doctor's plan all along.
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>>44807077
>inb4 Wo's hat uses Windows 8 or some really old OS
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>>44807047
Go mad maybe?
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>>44807107
That and we'll get PLOT and EXPOSITION easier than just the typical "I HATE YOU PLEASE SINK SINK SINK"

>>44807123
Exactly.
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>>44807113

Well it won't be too bad if it's 7 or XP.

That said, the abyssals are soulless, all consuming monsters with a black-and-white colour scheme. They're probably running iOS.
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>>44807136
They're hipsters, so they use Linux.
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>>44807136
Abyssals run superior Lunix.
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>>44807130

No better way to prove to the chucklefucks that support Nazibitch that abyssals are intelligent than having one talking to us at every possible moment.
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>>44807175
Let's not get too ahead of ourselves. Even if Wo-chan was talkative, she's still an abyssal at this point and one who was brutally tortured.
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>>44807159
>>44807160

>Linuxmind
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>>44806815
>>An endless frozen sea...
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>INSTALLGENTOO intensifies
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>>44807159
Resurrecting warships as women before it was cool.
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>>44807189

>every time we visit Nazibitch Wo starts spazzing out
>we (involuntarily) call Nazibitch some variation of torturer every time we speak to her due to Wo's influence
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>>44806815
And suddenly, you're cold. Impossibly cold. A cold that doesn't just seem to cut down to your bones, but to your very heart. Your soul. Like you're being stabbed by a million miniature blades. A bright light shines in your face, temporarily blinding you to your surroundings.

Imagine somewhere calm.

But you don't hear anything. Nothing at all. No sounds of people, or machines, or even the howling of the wind. As far as you could tell, there was nothing here with you.

Imagine somewhere safe.

Finally, your eyes adjust to the light, and you realize the source was the sunlight being reflected the bright white ice and snow surrounding you in an endless expanse.

Imagine yourself on a Frozen Sea.

You... you can swear you hear a voice in your head. It's not coming from anywhere. This frozen sea is still absolutely silent, with no signs of life at all. Where could that voice be coming from?

You are standing on the ice. It goes reaches so far over the horizon you swear it goes on forever. Pure white snowflakes fall all around.

And indeed, the begins snowing from a cloudless sky, the snowflakes dropping onto your shirt and exposed skin. But strangely, you don't feel quite as cold as before.

You can feel them melt on your skin. You are not cold. It cannot overcome the warmth of your beating heart.

(cont)
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>>44807248
Excuse me, but what you're referring to as "INSTALLGENTOO", is in fact, GNU/Wo/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Wo plus Linux.

>>44807265
>Wo-chan starts speaking through us

Groovy.
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>>44807175
anon calm down
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>Hipster wo
Tis cute
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>>44807276
Yeah.... it feels nice, actually. The cold seems to just flow out you, and it's replaced with a soft warmth. And indeed, you can hear the thumping of your own heart. It is loud and thunderous, as if the heart of the world was beating in synch with it.

Can you hear it? You only have to listen. Do you hear it slowing? You are slowing it. You are in control. Calm. At peace.

Yeah.... yeah, that doesn't sound so bad...

Let your mind relax. Let your thoughts drift. Let the bad memories fade. Surrender yourself to your dreams. Let them wash over you like the gentle waves of the bluest ocean. Let them envelop you. Comfort you. Let peace be upon you. You are in control. You just have to let me in.

Huh, what?

Just.

Let.

Me.

In.

>N-no, this isn't right!
>Listen to the voice.
>Other
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>>44807291
>>N-no, this isn't right!
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>>44807291
>>Listen to the voice.

IT IS A GOOD PAIN
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>>44807291
>Other

"Who are you? What happens if I listen to you?"
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>>44807291
>>Other
Who are you?
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>>44807291
>>Listen to the voice.

Eh, we only need to roll a dice if its a bad choice.
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>>44807291
>>Listen to the voice.
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>>44807291
>>N-no, this isn't right!
No Hat-chan! Yamete!~
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>N-no, this isn't right!
I KNOW YOUR TRICKS, YURI, YOU TRAITOR TO THE SOVIET CAUSE!
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>>44807291
>N-no, this isn't right!
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>>44807291
>Other
>tell the voice to identify itself
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>>44807291
>Listen to the voice.
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>>44807291

>Other

"Why should I? Who are you?"
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>>44807291
>>Listen to the voice.
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>>44807291
>N-no, this isn't right!
>Who are you?
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>>44807291
>>N-no, this isn't right!
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>>44807321
Lewd.

>>44807279
>GNU plus Wo plus Linux
>mfw
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>>44807291
>Listen to the voice.
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>>44807291
>N-no, this isn't right!
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>>44807322
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>>44807307
>>44807315
>>44807320
>>44807331
>>44807338
>>44807344
Literal retards.
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>>44807291
>>N-no, this isn't right!

this is shady as all fuck
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>>44807291

I-is Merc actually giving us the option to play for the dark side?

>Listen to the voice.
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>>44807366
>You can feel them melt on your skin. You are not cold. It cannot overcome the warmth of your beating heart.

No it isn't.
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>>44807367
More like giving us enough rope to hang ourselves with.
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>>44807291
>N-no, this isn't right!
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>>44807291
>>N-no, this isn't right!
THIS ISN'T RIGHT, THIS ISN'T RIGHT!
EVAC, WE NEED EMERGENCY EVAC! NOW, DAMN IT, NOW!
I'M LOOSING CONTROL OF THE SITUATION!
[Heavy breathing}
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>>44807291

You're prolly gonna need to do a final destination for this one, Merc.
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>>44807390
This.

Samefagging is going to be rampant for certain salty anons.
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>>44807291
>N-no, this isn't right!
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>>44807390
Seems fine to me
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>>44807360
Reminder that Romanov died like a bitch in the soviet campaign of red alert 2.
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>>44807291
>Listen to the voice.
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>>44807389
>THIS ISN'T RIGHT, THIS ISN'T RIGHT!
>EVAC, WE NEED EMERGENCY EVAC! NOW, DAMN IT, NOW!
>I'M LOOSING CONTROL OF THE SITUATION!

[Intense static]

[Panic static]

48 man overwatch traps FTW.
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>>44807291
>N-no, this isn't right!
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>>44807291
>N-no, this isn't right!
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>>44807422
I AIN'T NO FORTUNATE SON, NO
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>>44807417
>betrayed his ally

Got what he deserved.
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>>44807291

>Listen to the voice.
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>>44807291
>>N-no, this isn't right!
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>>44807443
Yuri is an asshole to everyone.
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>>44807442

FACELESS DON'T SURF MOTHERFUCKER!
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>>44807390

Supporting a FD, samefagging is gonna fuck this vote.
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>>44807175
Lmao look how retarded you still are.

Of course they are intelligent, the Nazis were also "rational". There was nothing to be gained from trying to understand them outside of grinding them into the pages of history.
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Is it wrong to just want Wo-chan as our spirit adviser?
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>>44807462
23:27:37
>>44807463
23:27:36

Wat
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>>44807291
>>Listen to the voice.

Hear the voice... feel the voice... if nothing else, we can finally communicate with them...
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>>44807488
It happens sometimes. Blame mootles.
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>>44807476
>adviser
More like assuming direct control and trying to kill Hoel's sisters.
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>>44807476
Yes, wo is a shitty "character"
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>>44807460
THE HORROR! THE HORROR!
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>>44807498
I don't know who you think Merc Command is but he's not Urobutcher.
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>>44807496
R.I.P.
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>>44807502
You mean "mindless animal with no personality" right?
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>>44807472

>nothing to be gained

Do counterpropaganda, countertactics, and deNazification mean nothing to you?

Especially the last point; without understanding the Nazis we'd never have been able to reverse the indoctrination they subjected the German people to.
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>>44807519
HEALING
TYPE
WRITER
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>>44807291
>>Listen to the voice.
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>>44807534
I was healed. But first, I had to be broken.
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>>44807291
"W-wait a minute." You pause. "Who are you? WHAT are you?!"

That is not important.

Listen only to the sound of my voice.

"N-no, this isn't right!" Your breathing starts to pick up, and you can feel the cold biting into your skin as you instinctively back away, even though there's nothing to back away FROM.

Do not resist. You will only make the integration process more difficult.

"This is all in my head, isn't it?!" You scream at the empty ice, clamping your hands over your ears in an attempt to block the voice out. "Get out! GET OUT! GET OUT OF MY HEAD!"

Suddenly, the ice you're standing on begins to rumble, and you see countless little fractures beginning to form under the thin layer of snow. The familiar salty smell of seawater flows up through the cracks.

And then a different voice fills your head, louder and more terrifying than the first one.

FOOLISH GIRL OF FLESH AND BONE

WE COULD HAVE MADE YOU BEAUTIFUL

YET YOU DECIDE TO STAY IN YOUR CRUDE, INFERIOR FORM.

Suddenly, pale arms and black tentacles burst from the ice under you, wrapping around your legs and slowly dragging you down into the freezing water below.

IF YOU WILL NOT LISTEN THEN YOU WILL BE MADE TO.

And maybe for the first time, you feel scared. Utterly, absolutely terrified. This was nothing like previous battles, or even Samar. Here, the enemy had all the advantage and you felt utterly powerless.

>F-fuck you, bitch!
>S-someone, anyone... help...
>Other
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>>44807528
>still being this stupid
where not trying to save abyssal were trying to kill them ALL.
either they all die or we do there is no middle ground here
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>>44807561
>F-fuck you, bitch!
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>>44807561
>F-fuck you, bitch!

Holy shit it's actually Reapers
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>>44807561
>>F-fuck you, bitch!
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>>44807561
>>F-fuck you, bitch!

"I am a proud USN ship here to fuck you bitch!"
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>>44807561
>>S-someone, anyone... help...
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>>44807561
>>S-someone, anyone... help...
Nu shipgrill pls?
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>>44807561
>S-someone, anyone... help...

Fucking samefags.
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>>44807561
>>F-fuck you, bitch!
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>>44807561
>F-fuck you, bitch!
Wouldn't be the first time Hoel went down swinging.
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>>44807561
>F-fuck you, bitch!
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>>44807561
>>F-fuck you, bitch!
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>>44807561
>F-fuck you, bitch!
FUCK YOU WITH A FLAMING RABID PORCUPINE
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>>44807561
>F-fuck you, bitch!
>>
>we could have gotten an upgrade
>BUT NO, NOTHING INTERESTING IS ALLOWED TO HAPPEN
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>>44807561
>>F-fuck you, bitch!
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>>44807561
>S-someone, anyone... help...
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>>44807561
>>F-fuck you, bitch!
I wanted to become one.
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>>44807561
>F-fuck you, bitch!
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>HOEL USED FLAME WHEEL!
>CRITICAL HIT!
>IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!
>ENEMY ABYSSAL ADMIRAL GOT BURNED!
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>>44807616
>accepting literal deal with the devil
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>>44807583
see>>44807498


>>44807592
>No evidence
Waaaa samefags

>>44807616
If by upgrade you mean go full Abyssal and attempt to kill off All our sisters and friends, then sure. Upgraded in the same way Harbinger upgraded Saren, or how the Illusive man upgraded himself.
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>>44807645
You get no points for being the same.

The humans were experimenting with this rig for a reason. They wanted a "volunteer". This was planned.
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>>44807561
>>Other
Summon rigging

drop depth charge
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>>44807616
Did you really believe accepting would not turn us into an abyssal and having Johnston mercy killing us?
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>>44807662
How about you stop with the conspiracy theories until proven otherwise?
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>>44807561

>F-fuck you, bitch!

>>WE COULD HAVE MADE YOU BEAUTIFUL

>>YET YOU DECIDE TO STAY IN YOUR CRUDE, INFERIOR FORM.

Hey, look at that! A reason for why the abyssals do what they do! (A shitty reason, but a reason nonetheless!) It's like they're actually interesting characters now that we have evidence that they aren't genetic mindless doomsday enemies!
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>>44807677
No, because Merc's quests are never that way.

By that logic, interacting with Hess would have resulted in something similar.

>>44807681
>>>44661955
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>>44807662
Or it was a mistake because they have no idea what Abyssals are. You're a moron
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>>44807561
>>S-someone, anyone... help...

man... could've gotten special abyssal upgrades or something, but no...
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>>44807703
I hope it's not too late and we can still get upgrades in a more controlled manner.
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>>44807693
>>44807703
Being literally retarded.
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>>44807710
Give it mulberry's cooking for a several week.
If its not become docile, then nothing else can be done
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>>44807710
>>44807703
>upgrades from eldricth abominations
how stupid can you be
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>>44807734
Maybe not with this hat.

Maybe we can graft abyssal tech into shipgirls or undergo a Meld-esque treatment.
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>>44807722
>Everything must stay the same in all Kancolle quests, there can be no deviation, everything's on rails, are interactions with abyssals are bad

For God's sake, just enjoy the ride for once in your life. Merc is not waiting for us to pick a bad end. Everything will work out. It always does. Stop being so fucking autistic.
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You people (the one's wanting to listen to the thing) cannot be fucking serious, right?
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>>44807778
You people (the ones who don't want anything interesting to happen and just want to blow up abyssals all day, every day) cannot be fucking serious, right?
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>>44807769
His fondness of critfails and dice in general say otherwise.
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>>44807778
They're trying to justify their stupid Wo-chan shit.
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>>44807784
Name a quest of his with a bad end.

Even Magical Girl Hunter Quest, which was extremely dark, had a very optimistic ending. With a hybrid abomination daughteru, no less.
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>>44807745
I just realize....
what if the reason the Abyssal refuse the substance from us... is because we give them MRE?
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>>44807802
So because anons played with a modicum of sense and didn't botch all the time, that he won't fuck us up for being morons? Wow you're an idiot.
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>>44807830
Actually there was a lot of fucking up and taking risks.
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>>44807802
VMQ2 then? But then, that was a bad one all around.
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>>44807837
That actually had a positive if rushed ending, though not one some of the waifu fags wanted.
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>>44807814
I doubt abyssals can absorb that shit.
Hell even the aliens hate it.
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>>44807855
Well, Jager chasing for MC (forget his name) for dating his daughter is great ending tho.
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>>44807814
>MRE

Meals ready to eat?
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>>44807888
what else?
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>>44807911
Marines Ready to Excrete?
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>>44807888
>>44807911
Munitions Rejected by the Enemy
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>>44807911
Those are good tho. Especially the dumplings.

Cheese omelette notwithstanding.
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>>44807888
>>44807911
>>44807918
Meals Rejected by Enemies, of course.
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>>44807930
USSnotappearinginthisquest
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Well, the one bright spot in all of this was that you were human. Sure, you didn't have tentacles or claws or steel literally grafted to your body, but what you did have adrenaline. A LOT of it, now that your body was desperately pumping it through your veins as fast as it could. The good old flight or fight response.

And because you had no way to make flight, the only other option was to fight.

"Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you FUCK YOU!" You scream as you beat and tear at the tentacles with literal tooth and nail, trying to keep them from being dragged into the icy seawater.

And then you more muffled voices in the distance. Different ones, this time.

-don't have time to wait for a medical team!

-she's convulsing-

-somebody hold her down!

-on the count of three!

Suddenly, you feel a splitting headache. You clutch your head in agony as the tentacles and arms dissolve. All around you, the entire landscape crumbles away. Not just the ice, but EVERYTHING. It all disappears into an endless black void-

And your eyes snap open as you take in a deep breath. Overhead, you see Shen and Vita kneeling over you.

"W-what-" You croak

"She's conscious!" Shen calls out.

"THAT'S NICE BUT SOMEBODY SHOOT THIS FUCKING THING ALREADY!" Johnston screams.

(cont)
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You turn your head to see Johnston and another, larger shipgirl wrestling the Wo Rig, holding it in place on the ground as it flails and struggles. You see Red and Section, assault rifles raised and they don't hesitate, both magdumping .50 cal Beowulf rounds into the Rig. The Rig shrieks and gurgles as the heavy bullets punch into its outer skin. Johnston and the other shipgirl pull away to give the rest of STRIKE-1 a clearer shot. By the time they're done, the Rig is practically just a black smear on the ground.

"Are you all right?" Vita says, holding three fingers up in front of you. "How many fingers do you see?"

"Three." You cough as you rub your head in pain, and notice your palm coming away bloody. "W-what happened?"

"The Wo Rig attached itself to your head." Shen explains as he hands a roll of bandages to Vita. "You seemed to be completely unconscious until we tried to pull it off."

"Do you remember anything?" Vita asks as she flashes a light in your eyes. "Did you see, feel anything whatsoever?"

>No... I don't remember anything.
>I saw... things.
>Other
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>>44807958
> Sure, you didn't have tentacles or claws or steel literally grafted to your body

Way to rub it in.
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>>44807975
>>I saw... things.
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>>44807975
>>I saw... things.
>>Other
"and i have customer complaint to our research team. Where is my bat?"
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>>44807975
>>I saw... things.
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>>44807975
>>I saw... things.
"Ever been on a really bad drug trip?"
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>>44807975
>>I saw... things.
Everyone was right, the soulless abominations were actually soulless abominations.
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>>44807975
>I WAS IN THE NORTH POLE! No Santa and reindeer, tho.
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>>44807975
>I saw... things.
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>>44807975
>I saw... things.
"The enemy may be led a starchild railroading us into three nonsensical endings."
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>>44807975
>I saw... things.
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>>44807975
>I saw... things.
>Other
"It promised me things. To make me 'beautiful.'"
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>>44807975
>>I saw... things.
Abyssals are intelligent, they are assholes too.
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>>44808012
NO WE ARE BEYOND YOUR COMPREHENSION OF RAILROADING

ACCEPT YOUR CHOSEN PATHS, SHEPARD, OR FACE A BAD END DESIGNED TO MAKE OUR CRITICS SOUND WRONG AFTER THE FACT.
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>>44807975
>I saw... things.
>And whatever talked to me has terrible fashion sense.
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>>44807975
>>I saw... things.

She saw... everything...
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>>44807975

>I saw... things.
>Tell Vahlen she was wrong.
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>>44808037
>>44808012
XENOS PLS GO AND STAY GO
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>>44808093
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>>44808100
Emperor be praised
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>>44808131
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>>44808172
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"I... I saw... things." You gasp. You notice you're still shivering. "The Rig it... it TALKED to me. Tried to make me one of them."

Shen and Vita both look darkly at each other.

"The Admiral must be notified right away." Shen says.

"My priority is that we get Hoel to the repair docks." Vita says sternly. "There's no telling what kind of damage that Rig inflicted on her. The Admiral can meet her there, if necessary."

>Just take me the Admiral.
>Yeah, I could use a dip.
>Other
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>>44808210
>Just take me the Admiral.
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>>44808008
>Maybe the Abyssals took Santa!
>Christmas could be cancelled!
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>>44808210
>>Just take me the Admiral.
Could be a bad idea since we're not fully decontaminated, but he must know!
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>>44808210
>I just want to sleep...
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>>44808210
>>Just take me the Admiral.
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>>44808210
>>Just take me the Admiral.
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>>44808210
>>Yeah, I could use a dip.
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>>44808210
>Yeah, I could use a dip.
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>>44808218
>Kancolle Quest: How the Hulls Saved Christmas

>>44808210

>Just take me the Admiral.
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>>44808210
>Just take me the Admiral.
>Other
"Valhen needs to be stopped from any more abyssal experiments! It's too dangerous!"
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>>44808210
>Just take me the Admiral.
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>>44808258
>"Kongo with your love so bright, won't you guide my sleigh tonight"
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>>44808210
>Yeah, I could use a dip.
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>>44808210
>Just take me to the Admiral.
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>Mk14s roasting in a full spread fire
>I'm Dreaming of an Abyssal-white christmas
>Depth Charge Rock
>>
So was it trying to make us an Abyssal Destroyer or another Wo-class?
>>
Guys, the Wo rig infected us.

This vote is between corrupting the repair fluid and shooting the admiral.
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>>44808315
>we voted to resist
>we resisted
>we're not killing our sisters

How about you just lock Hoel up, because apparently it's too dangerous to do anything.
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>>44808315
wut
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>>44808315
>>44808323
Plot twist:
Hoel get a bad case of diarrhea for a week to excrete the Wo Rig infection
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>>44808323

>assuming it didn't leave something behind
>assuming sleeper agents aren't a thing

Since we're going to the Admiral, we'll probably get a roll to pull our gun off target.
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>>44808315
Shigure pls
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>>44808355
Anon, stop.
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>>44808210
>>Yeah, I could use a dip.
repairs first! if nothing else, she'd be more coherent and be in less pain before giving a report.
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>>44808210
>Just take me the Admiral.

This is important.
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>>44808310
>Joy to the Abyss
>Little Drummer Hoppo
>O Savo Night
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>>44808395
>not Oh Wo-y Night
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>>44808404
>>44808395
>Oni Lang Syne
>Yankee DD-oodle
>I saw three BB's come sailing in
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>>44808440
>All I Want for December 7th is You
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>>44808465
>Last Christmas I gave you my bombs
>But the very next day you gave them away
>This year, to save me from tears
>I'll drop them on someone special
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>>44808440
>Admirals We Have Heard on High
>Carol of the General Quarters
>God Rest ye MVP Shipgirls
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>>44808210
"Just take me to the Admiral." You grunt, slowly getting back up to your feet. "I can still walk."

"Don't worry, me and Iowa and can escort her there." Johnston says happily.

"Well, I suppose I gotta see this through." The battleship girl grins. You swear she has to be at least a head taller than you, maybe even two!

>Um, thanks for the help.
>OHMYGOD ARE YOU REALLY IOWA?
>Other
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>>44808488
>>OHMYGOD ARE YOU REALLY IOWA?

Swoon goddamnit, swoon
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>>44808488
>>OHMYGOD ARE YOU REALLY IOWA?
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>>44808488
>OHMYGOD ARE YOU REALLY IOWA?
AW FUCK YEAH IT'S KARLA
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>>44808488

>OHMYGOD ARE YOU REALLY IOWA?

About goddamn time.
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>>44808488
>See image
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>>44808488
>OHMYGOD ARE YOU REALLY IOWA?

As much as I'd like to ask her what she thought of the Battleship movie, we gotta go.
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>>44808488
>>OHMYGOD ARE YOU REALLY IOWA?
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>>44808511
I didn't even notice that, neat
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>>44808488
>>OHMYGOD ARE YOU REALLY IOWA?

quick time to post Iowa art
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>>44808528
Way ahead of you.
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>>44808488
>>OHMYGOD ARE YOU REALLY IOWA?
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>>44808488

That face looks derpy as fuck.

Her right eye's far lower than it should be for the angle of her head.
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>>44808511

but there's no scar
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>>44808540
Yeah, unfortunately, Iowa's art was the most rushed due to certain factors, and pixel never really got the chance to seriously clean it up.
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>>44808564
>Admiral Loki
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>>44808488
>OHMYGOD ARE YOU REALLY IOWA?
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>>44808557
Different universe.
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>>44808564

Hey, would the >>let it in option have led to instantbadend like those morons were bitching it would?
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>>44808564
>>44808592
>>44808511
>>44808488
I'm of the Carrier Karla faction, but an Iowa is fine too.

>OHMYGOD ARE YOU REALLY IOWA?
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>>44808488
>>Um, thanks for the help.
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>>OHMYGOD ARE YOU REALLY IOWA?

ALL OTHER BOTESLOOTS GO HOME

BEST BOTESLOOT OF ALL TIME COMING THROUGH
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>>44808595
Well, no, but it certainly would have given you very VERY different and significant consequences!
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>>44808633
See? Interesting things would have happened.
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>>44808640
Stay salty?
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>>44807279
>not calling it GNWo/Linux, or as I like to call it, GNWo plus Linux

ONE. FUCKING. JOB.

BSD is best distro
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>>44808640
Interesting is not the same thing as desirable.
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>>44808633
Get your grubby hands off the DDH you sly cat!
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>>44808657
No. Because we saw the admiral
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>>44808640
>Interesting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBEUQSpRvSI
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>>44808666
Yes, God forbid a character be challenged or have to deal with conflict.
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>>44808630
Amen to that, brother.
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>>44808681
>>44808630
Battleship Tanager was an Iowa-class too, yaknow.
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>>44808680
I see that you, too, enjoy stubbing your toes on purpose.
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>>44808630
>>44808681
While I agree, Anna is still a cute
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>>44808488
>Haha, sorry to burst your bubbles, but Iowa ain't Karla! I guess you could blame Pixel's bad habit of not coloring hair!

"OHMYGOD ARE YOU REALLY IOWA?" Your gasp as your widens probably widen to the size of dinner plates. "The biggest and most kickass battleships ever to sail the seven seas?!"

"Ahhh, well, when you put it that way..." Iowa laughs. "Yeah, I guess I am."

"HOLY SHIT." You cry and turn to Johnston. "IT'S FUCKING IOWA!"

"I KNOW!" Johnston cries back.

"Girls." Shen groans. "Volume. Admiral. Now."

"Oh, r-right!" You nod rapidly. "Let's go!"

"Hey now, you sure you're in any shape for that? It's kinda a long way from there." Iowa frowns in concern. "I could carry ya, if you want."

>No thanks, I got it here.
>Welp, it looks like my propulsion's shot. Oh noooooo...
>Other
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>>44808735
>No thanks, I got it here.
>>
>>44808680
What, working against people like you isn't a challenge?
Every other vote is,if each choice has unique and interesting (using the game theory definition) results, a constant struggle to acquire what we desire using limited information and against an adversary who wishes different and exclusive results different from our own.

I guess we're just playing two different games if you don't see the choices as part of the struggle.
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>>44808735
>Welp, it looks like my propulsion's shot. Oh noooooo...
>>
>>44808735
>Welp, it looks like my propulsion's shot. Oh noooooo...

We be Fubuki now.
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>>44808735
>>Welp, it looks like my propulsion's shot. Oh noooooo...
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>>44808735
>Welp, it looks like my propulsion's shot. Oh noooooo...
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>>44808735
>>Welp, it looks like my propulsion's shot. Oh noooooo...
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>>44808735
PIGGYBACK RIDE!
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>>44808735
>>No thanks, I got it here.
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>>44808735
>>Welp, it looks like my propulsion's shot. Oh noooooo...

How often will we get this chance?
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>>44808735
>>Welp, it looks like my propulsion's shot. Oh noooooo...

Merc pls
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>>44808735
>Iowa isn't Karla

But...white hair...red eyes...
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>>44808752
We're seeing the admiral, aren't we?

Thread ain't over.
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>>44808735
>No thanks, I got it here
On the one hand, its a chance to be carried by a hero.
On the other hand, its a chance to show that hero how hard we are.
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>>44808735
>>No thanks, I got it here.
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>>44808735
>Welp, it looks like my propulsion's shot. Oh noooooo...

Whatever shall we do? If only there was a big strong battleship to give us a tow.
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>>44808783
This.

Don't act like a wuss and maybe we'll get to go on a sortie with her.
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>>44808735
>No thanks, I got it here.
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>>44808735
>>Welp, it looks like my propulsion's shot. Oh noooooo...
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>>44808735
>>No thanks, I got it here.
This is silly.
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>>44808735
Certainly not Janice (which I think is enterprise)

>Welp, it looks like my propulsion's shot. Oh noooooo...
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>>44808735
>No thanks, I got it here.

Ah, I knew Karla will be a carrier!
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>>44808735
>Welp, it looks like my propulsion's shot. Oh noooooo...

Delicious
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>>44808735
>>Other
piggy back ride?
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>>44808780
Yes, and potential contention over which action to take when we meet him will be another struggle that the players will face.
A character's struggles also include the players' struggles in a game.
Otherwise, it's a non-interactive medium; not what most people would consider a game or a quest.
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>>44808761
I see your piggyback
and raise you a human tank
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>>44808681
Er, that is an RN officer's coat. Eight buttons, and rank stripes with a knot instead of a star.
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>>44808872
Guess the artist got that wrong then.
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>>44808735
You nearly fall to your knees, only to be saved at the last second by timely intervention by Johnston and Iowa, who both prop you up.

"Uh oh, it looks like my propulsion's shot. Oh noooooo." You groan. "Guess I'm gonna need that lift after all..."

"Ha! No problem!" Iowa chortles as she snakes her arm under your knee and LIFTS, putting you in a princess carry.

"Um, I'm sorry if I'm being a bother." You mumble, trying to keep your heartbeat under control. You were being CARRIED by IOWA!

"Ha, it's nothing! You DDs are practically feathers to me!"

It's kinda a good thing the base has been rather emptied. It would have been pretty embarrassing to see Hoel, one of the fearsome Taffy 3, getting princess carried across the base by Iowa like a damsel in distress. However, it's nice to see Johnston pouting with jealously as she tails close behind.

"Sorry I couldn't find time to meet ya girls when ya first came!" Iowa apologizes. "But between me and my sisters, we're always getting' called out to escort this carrier or blow up that big nasty Abyssal!"

"No no, it's fine. We've been pretty busy ourselves." You respond.

"As expected." Iowa nods, and her cheerful disposition becomes a bit more serious, "Guess the stories of Heerman gettin' laid up were true, since I don't see her here. Was it really that bad?"

"No, she's fine." You shake your head. "It's just that... she hasn't really woken up yet. We're still waiting."

"But we're hoping that she'll be up soon!" Johnston adds in, a determined look on her face.

"Ah yeah, it's waitin' that's the worst." Iowa nods in agreement.

>Ask her what it's like being on the frontlines.
>Ask her if she's ever sailed with Enterprise.
>Ask her if she knows anything about a black ocean or a frozen sea.
>Other
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>>44808975
>>Ask her what it's like being on the frontlines.
>>Ask her if she's ever sailed with Enterprise.
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>>44808975
>It's pierce's big sister
Oh hell. Shenanigans soon.
>Ask her if she's ever sailed with Enterprise.
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>>44808975
>>Ask her what it's like being on the frontlines.
Maintain your Secs!
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>>44808975
>Ask her if she knows anything about a black ocean or a frozen sea.

So how hard are we gonna sempai her?
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>>44808975
>Ask her if she knows anything about a black ocean or a frozen sea
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>>44808975
>>Ask her what it's like being on the frontlines.
>>Ask her how her sisters are doing.
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>>44808975
>Ask her if she knows anything about a black ocean or a frozen sea.
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>>44808975
>>Ask her if she knows anything about a black ocean or a frozen sea.
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>>44808975
>Ask her what it's like being on the frontlines.
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>>44808975

>Ask her if she knows anything about a black ocean or a frozen sea.
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I can't for the life of me think who the other Iowas would be.

Would the others be Aidorus, PJs, or Mercs?
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>>44808975
>>Ask her if she knows anything about a black ocean or a frozen sea.
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>>44809071
I want to say mercs, because Admiral Sturmfuhrer.
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>>44808975
>Ask her if she knows anything about a black ocean or a frozen sea.
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>>44809082
I'd like to see Lara as Missouri to be honest.
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>>44809105
>Four Iowas, four Wild Cards

Well, the opportunity's passed.
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>>44809126
Damn that would've been neat
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>>44809136
>>44809126
Well, we can STILL use four ships from four former quests.
One Wild Card,
One Aidoru,
One PJ,
One Merc.
Technically we have PJ filled because PIERCE'S BIG SISTER
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>>44809162
Iowa-class Squire?
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>>44809185
Sounds like a plan mate.
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>>44808975
"Hey, Iowa." Your voice drops low, almost to a whisper. "Have you... have you ever seen a black ocean or a frozen sea?"

Iowa's expression suddenly becomes dead serious, losing most of its previous cheer.

"Frozen seas? Saw plenty of those during northern patrols, but I've never seen anything special or unusual about those. But the black ocean? Yeah... I kinda remember it. All shipgirls do, honestly."

"Really?" You ask curiously.

"Yeah. It kinda varies, but every shipgirl vaguely remembers it as the first they saw before coming back. Of course, none of us ever talk about it openly. Would scare the normals, ya know?"

"Ever saw it more than once?" You ask the most important question.

"Kinda... maybe." Iowa frowns as she tries to search her memory. "I think in a few dreams, but I don't really remember anything from 'em."

"Don't you think it's kinda of odd? Like... is it connected with how we're here?" You continue.

"Look, Hoel, I try not to think about all that existential mumbo jumbo and you shouldn't either!" Iowa tries to revive her usual cheer. "Anyways, we're here, so I'm gonna set you down. Gotta look nice in front of the Admiral, after all!"

"Yeah, thanks." You nod as Iowa sets you down. Johnston goes ahead and opens up the door for you, revealing the Admiral sitting behind his desk, a grim look on his face. Even Sam, who was normally rather cheerful, stands behind him in a very subdued manner.

"Hoel, Shen communicated to me what happened." The Admiral sighs. "First of all, are you all right?"

"Yes sir." You nod. "Other than some fatigue, I feel absolutely fine."

"Good, good." That seems to take a load off the Admiral's shoulders as he visibly sags. "I was also told that you saw something when that Rig attacked you. What did you see?"

>Just tell him about the frozen sea.
>Tell him everything about how the Abyssals tried to tempt you.
>Other
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>>44809224
>Tell him everything about how the Abyssals tried to tempt you.
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>>44809224
>>Tell him everything about how the Abyssals tried to tempt you.
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>>44809224
>Tell him everything about how the Abyssals tried to tempt you.
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>>44809224
>Tell him everything about how the Abyssals tried to tempt you.

But also the frozen sea bit. Maybe the enemy base?
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>>44809224
>>Tell him everything about how the Abyssals tried to tempt you.
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>>44809224
>Tell him everything about how the Abyssals tried to tempt you.
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>>44809224
>>Tell him everything about how the Abyssals tried to tempt you.
info is required for informed decisions.
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>>44809224
>Tell him everything about how the Abyssals tried to tempt you.
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>>44809224
>>Tell him everything about how the Abyssals tried to tempt you.
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>>44809224
>Tell him everything about how the Abyssals tried to tempt you.

Proper debriefing means getting debriefed properly.
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>>44809224
>>Tell him everything about how the Abyssals tried to tempt you.
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>>44809224
>Tell him everything about how the Abyssals tried to tempt you.
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>>44809224
>>Tell him everything about how the Abyssals tried to tempt you.
I don't think there's a reason to withhold information from our own superior.
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>>44808313
Probably a Destroyer if it was short for time. Full conversion into a different ship type (if even possible) would probably take longer.
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>>44809224
>Tell him everything about how the Abyssals tried to tempt you.
>>
Alan Rickman admiral when
David Bowie admiral when
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>>44809402
too awesome for /tg/
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>>44809420
>Ground control to Admiral Tom
>Grossadmiral Hans Gruber
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>>44809443

I will not lie, the thought of that gave me an erection.

The Grizzly Adams actor died today too.
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>>44809471
I swear The Death taunting us with these great actor deaths.
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>>44809471
>Admiral Tom
>His soundtrack is DIAMOND DOGS

>Admiral Gruber
>He leads his shipgirls with German finesse, with the voice to boot
>He makes abyssal panties drop when he talks on the comms
>He knows defense against the dark abyss
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>>44809492
Mark Hamill is next
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>>44809224
"It wasn't really what I saw, but what I heard." You shiver as chills surge through your body again just at the thought of recalling those memories. "The Abyssals... they TALKED to me."

The room seems to go quieter somehow.

"They TALKED to you?" The Admiral asks, his voice almost a whisper.

"That would be... the first confirmed instance of communication between the Abyssals and a human." Sam bites her lip.

Johnston and Iowa don't say anything, but you can tell that they were still uncomfortable about the whole matter as well.

"What did they say?" The Admiral continues, leaning forward with macabre interest.

"They were trying to get me to join them." You reluctantly recount. "First by tricking me, to convince me to listen to them. W-when that didn't work, they tried to take my mind by force. I fought back of course, but... if Johnston and Iowa hadn't pulled that rig off..."

"Well, I'm very glad that they did." The Admiral nods to the two shipgirls. "Considering your exemplary service so far, in addition to what's just happened with you and Heerman, I believe you and your sisters are overdue for a much needed leave period. Isn't that right, Sam?"

"Sounds like it, sir." Sam nods.

"Is that an order, sir?" You raise an eyebrow.

"Of course not, just a question. It's completely voluntary." The Admiral says. "But understand you will not be put back on the active mission roster until we confirm you truly are at 100%."

>I guess I could use a bit of a vacation.
>I'd rather do whatever good I can, even if is only from this base.
>Other
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>>44809492

Well here's the thing.

Lemmy, 70, cancer. (He was the 28th of December, close enough to 2016).
Bowie, 69, cancer.
Rickman, 69, cancer.
Haggerty, 74, cancer.

What other famous ~70 year olds are currently fighting cancer?
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>>44809525
>I'd rather do whatever good I can, even if is only from this base.
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>>44809525
>I'd rather do whatever good I can, even if is only from this base.

Don't Bench Me, Coach
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>>44809525
>>I guess I could use a bit of a vacation.
LET'S GO TO SAND ISLAND MAYBE POPS IS--wait, wrong universe.
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>>44809525
>>I guess I could use a bit of a vacation.
Go to a small town and see what's changed?
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>>44809525
>>I guess I could use a bit of a vacation.
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>>44809525

>I'd rather do whatever good I can, even if is only from this base.

We can rest without being useless.

Hallucinations of Wo when?
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>>44809525
>>I guess I could use a bit of a vacation.
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>>44809559
In our dreams, maybe
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>>44809559
>Spoiler
We Sergeant Baker now?
Is this Hell's Highway all over again?

>>44809533
Cancer is a bitch. Fucking hell.
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>>44809525
>>I'd rather do whatever good I can, even if is only from this base.
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>>44809525
>I guess I could use a bit of a vacation.

Shipgirls on shore leave shenanigans.
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>>44809525
>>I guess I could use a bit of a vacation.
Hoel should expereince a bit of the world she's trying to save.
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>>44809525
>I guess I could use a bit of a vacation.
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>>44809580

Cancer is nature's console kill command.

It's literally your cells fucking themselves over because they didn't expect to live as long as they have.

The fact that so many people are dying from cancer rather than something else actually indicates we're really freaking healthy.
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>>44809525
>>I guess I could use a bit of a vacation.
beach episode
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>>44809525
>I guess I could use a bit of a vacation
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>>44809525
>I'd rather do whatever good I can, even if is only from this base.
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>>44809525
>I guess I could use a bit of a vacation.
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>>44809617
B-But, 69 years old, man!
We could've had a grey-haired Admiral Hans Gruber recalling his days as a convoy hunter in the atlantic!
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>>44809525

>Tell him exactly what the voice said. About us being "crude" and "inferior".
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>>44809644
Seconding
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>>44809636

For a species that's able to sexually reproduce at ~12, anything past 30 or 40 is actually unnaturally old.
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>>44809644

Supporting.
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>>44809655
That's informative and depressing at the same time.
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So if putting on the Rig made us talk to an Abyssal,and it moved independently, then isn't it possible that the Abyssals ARE the Rigs, and the human/animal forms we thought were Abyssals are exactly what we were told: mindless tools that are improved and made to look more like the most effective predator?
The reason we were never able to talk with Abyssals before was due to
1. They don't want to talk to humans
2. We were talking to their hammers and wrenches, not them
3. The only way to talk with them is to let them get their tentacled into a Shipgirl's brain and suck out her soul.
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>>44809717
>tfw Abyssals are martians/neuroi
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>>44809717
Or Wo-chan was a ship spirit who said yes to big bad Abyssal Admiral and the hat was a communication device
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>>44809717
>the aliens aren't the real threat
>it's what controls the aliens
>MICRONOIDS
We X-COM: Apocalypse nao
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>>44809747
>We X-COM: Apocalypse nao
>Cue Clearwater
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40JmEj0_aVM
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>>44809717
>>44809734
Then really, using Abyssal Rigs to have a Shipgirl talk to them really is the only way to communicate, isn't it?
Just like the project Vahlen I'd working on and Heerman was rejected for.
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>>44809525
"I guess I could use a bit of a vacation." You mumble.

"Good, then it's settled." The Admiral nods. "Once Heerman regains consciousness you three will be cleared for leave to any authorized destination of your choice."

"Hey, that's pretty rare. Better take advantage of it, kid." Iowa slaps you on the back. "You should be grateful!"

"While I would like to question you more in depth, I believe it would better to wait for Captain Takeuchi to return and give you more time to recover so we can perform a proper debriefing."

At that moment, the phone on the Admiral's desk rings, startling all of you for a second. The Admiral nonchalantly picks it up, listens in for a few seconds, and then quietly murmurs a thanks before hanging up.

"I have some good news for you. It appears Heerman has finally woken up." The Admiral smiles.

>And that's all for tonight! As always, next thread is next week. Also, don't forget to catch my new quest on Saturday, where we're going to SPAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!
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>>44809747
you only see this now?

I guess this is one way for Merc to get his XCOM jollies
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>>44809781
Thanks merc. See you tomorrow I guess.
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>>44809781
Thanks for running, Merc! Nice Heerman.
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>>44809781

Can we rub Nazibitch's nose in the "abyssals are intelligent" thing before we leave? Pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease?
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>>44809717
Considering Reapers, then the Abyssals are just husks, shipgirls lulled to sleep and modified to be monstrous, controlled by a higher intelligence.
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We going to Disneyworld boys.
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>>44809792
What we thought were Abyssals weren't really the Abyssals, and trying to communicate with the Shipgirl-looking part really was as pointless as Vahlen said?
It's a lot better than them really being intelligent and us just not knowing how to communicate.
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>>44809805
I really can't wait to see your smug face rubbed in how you're wrong, too.
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>>44809810
>Disneyworld
>Not SIX FLAGS
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>>44809805
You must seem really creepy to women irl
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>>44809829
But Six Flags is just a one day experience, unless of course we decide to go to multiple Six Flags parks.
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>>44809805
If the true intelligence of the Abyssals is a Hivemind or greater intellect controlling puppets via the Rigs, then Vahlen is right that there's nothing beyond animal sentience in what we considered "Abyssals" till now.
And then Hoel would look pretty stupid.
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>>44809869
Maybe by acting stupid creepyanon is just trying to get in character
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>>44809884
Hoel has been brash, reckless, and willing to take big risks for big rewards, just like a destroyer, especially one of Taffy 3.
But I don't think anyone (aside from Portland) actually described her as dim-witted.
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>>44807769
>>44808258
>>44809794
>Kancolle
>small c



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