>>44751141
>[ ] Determine whether Nico can shield you indefinitely from Zhang’s pressure-based attacks.

See what the new girl can do.

>>44751141
Welcome back!

>>44751141
>>[ ] Keep Zhang busy by engaging him in close quarters.
>>44751141
>>[ ] Keep Zhang busy by engaging him in close quarters.

Yarp

>>44751141
>[ ] Keep Zhang busy by engaging him in close quarters.
>[ ] Write in.

can she make an airtight barrier box around the guy?
might be we can capture him...

>>44751141

>[ ] Determine whether Nico can shield you indefinitely from Zhang’s pressure-based attacks.

>>44751141
>>[ ] Keep Zhang in gaseous form by continually shooting at him.

I'm not sure how his gas form works, but a strong wind might disrupt him and force him to solidify to avoid damage. Purely speculating though.

I wonder how hard J can beat the air with his wings.

>>44751141
Seconding
>>44751223

>>44751141
>[X] Keep Zhang busy by engaging him in close quarters.

WELCOME BACK

>>44751223
Might be able to teleport his form. Taking over any near by sources of air.

>>44751223

Please do this!

>>44751259
perhaps he can, but, I think thats a bridge we need to tackle when we come to it...

>>44751141
>[ ] Keep Zhang busy by engaging him in close quarters

>>44751141
>[ ] Write in.

Go for the electric fan, or vacuum cleaner. Or just trow objects that cause wind taught him, and wave your clothing around like a fan.Try to disperse the gaseous form.

>>44751141
>>44751223
I'll second this, though we should keep him busy in the mean time.

Niko is better off shielding herself desu

We're pretty much immortal right now

>>44751347

True.

>>44751363

Not entirely.

>>44751141

If possible, mix
>[ ] Keep Zhang in gaseous form by continually shooting at him.
and >>44751223

>>44751334
>not using the electricity itself
it's almost like you nevet fought against a gaseous opponent before, anon.

>>44751141
>>[ ] Keep Zhang busy by engaging him in close quarters.
The Nico plan hinges on her having enough control to Susan Storm it and considering she's not combat ready I don't know if we should risk her

If we kick our way to the kitchen and find a surprise suply of flour because Zhang likes to bake, we can spread it in the air and explode his gasseous ass with a carelessly lit match.

>>44751141

Crusty, you might want to archive now before you get misarchived

>>44751390
Yeah, I mean if we don't grab his attention Nico will be defenseless so we better make him keep his eyes on us

>>44751451

I already archived it.

>>44751407
my next idea would have been to activate the sprinkler system to 'wet' him down...because he might represent a selection of particles suspended in the air...

I've never heard of a gaseous enemy being particularly weak against electrical damage before...not saying is doesn't happen mind you...

>>44751504
Now this is a slightly better plan then waving fans in the air or trying to suck him up with a hand vacuum

>>44751545
I ain't afraid of no ghosts!

Wonder if this guys gas is conductive to electricity. Because we might be able to get Nico to plasmatize his ass. Which sounds unpleasant.

[X] Keep Zhang in gaseous form by continually shooting at him.
[X] Write in.
Contact JJ - Tell him what you're up against!

>>44751630
Layla probably has informed JJ what is going on.

>[X] Keep Zhang busy by engaging him in close quarters

>(1/2)

You are confident that you should have little confidence in Nico’s abilities.

SNIKT.

A familiar, sharp pain stabs along your knuckles, dulled instantly by a rush of adrenaline. You push yourself to your feet, your wounds no longer mattering to you now that you’ve determined their paltry nature. Zhang steps back slightly, the shine of your claws sparking in his eyes, and you rush across the apartment toward him. You must keep him away from Layla, keep him away from Nico.

You slash at him, and note that, rather than dissipating, he leans away from your claws, a hiss escaping his throat as their edges just about fail to graze his skin. Turning your effort to retaining your momentum, you spring into an arcing kick, the blade set into your foot sliding free of its sheath, aiming to drive down through his shoulder, along his ribcage, and through his right lung.

He manages to dart aside, surprisingly quick for a man that appears so physically haggard, and you hear him mutter something in Cantonese, though his voice is too low for you to make it out. He has however, placed himself within easy reach of your arm, and you…

You see him tense, his stomach wrenching, as you move in for the final blow. You feel sick, and… you stop.

He explodes into a cloud of mist. Almost immediately, he reforms beside you, and you feet a boot slam into your midsection. The floor vanishes from beneath your feet, a clearly inhuman force behind the blow, and you sail across the room, striking the opposite wall hard.

>(2/2)

Fractured ribs (three). Heavily bruised abdomen. Small amounts of internal organ damage.

Minor injuries.

What concerns you is that you stopped. You seized up, just as you had him cornered.

Something is happening to you.

As you pick yourself up off the floor, a huge, winged blur crashes through the remains of Zhang’s windows, sweeping the man off his feet. They tumble together across the room, before Zhang forsakes physical form.

John.

You think. You must secure the artifact you came for. John can incapacitate this threat.

>[ ] Cut through the floor.
>[ ] Look for a trapdoor.
>[ ] Get Nico to blast the floor somehow.
>[ ] Write in.

>>44751161
Good to be back anon. Sorry it took so long.

>>44751702
>[ ] Cut through the floor.

Not that anon, but would you mind answering the Ask later? When you have some time, that is.

>>44751451
...There some kinda fashion for misarchiving now or something?

>>44751702
>>[ ] Cut through the floor.
>>[ ] Get Nico to blast the floor somehow.
Make the cut and have Nico Jump on it with soles down?

>>44751702
>Cut through the floor

>>44751702
>>[ ] Cut through the floor.

for fucks sake retard anons why you engage incorporeal(possibly poisonous) enemy in melee?

>>44751702
>>[ ] Write in.
Activate the sprinkler system, then John can tazer the dude

>>44751702
>[ ] Cut through the floor.
while we work on that we have Layla split up and
>[ ] Look for a trapdoor

"Nico, defend the Lizard/Vagrant!"

>>44751702
>>[ ] Cut through the floor.
>[ ] Write in.
Tell JJ what this guy can do but dont use names.

>>44751702
>[ ] Cut through the floor.

>>44751743
To distract him from hurting Nico and to buy time for JJ to show up? Oh hey, look at that, JJ showed up

>>44751702
>>[ ] Cut through the floor.

>>44751743
>>[ ] Look for a trapdoor.
>What is ineffective range?

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>>44751702
>[ ] Cut through the floor.
Like a badass

>>44751702
>>[ ] Cut through the floor.
>>[ ] Write in.
See if there is a way out again, because if we cut down, can't we get stuck below?

>[X] Cut through the floor.

Writing.

>>44751827
MK gear included hookshots. We can climb out if need be.

>>44751702
>>[ ] Get Nico to blast the floor somehow.

>>44751853
Totally forgot about that.

>>44751729
Why do you need Nico to jump on it? It's going to be something like >>44751816

>>44751827
It's an apartment building and he only owns 2 floors. We can just cut through the second floor and find the stairs.

>>44751743
The guy was obviously put off balance. Only thing that kept him from becoming a snikt-kabob was x-23 having a fucking 'another life' moment like Desmond from Lost

>>44751889
You are assuming our claws are long enough to cut through the entire floor. If it fails to do so, application of extra force in to single spot might make the floor give in where it was cut.

>>44751726
Short answer, yes.

Some dick is misarchiving everything.

>>44751890
Pretty sure she has those 100% of the time.

>>44751923
That's unfortunate. Has someone contacted the dude in charge of suptg? I've heard he's pretty good at fixing misarchived stuff

>>44751969
No idea.

He's doing it in two ways, he'll misarchive a quest as per usual, but he's also archiving random threads as additions to the quests.

So one might be, "Homeless Mutant 145" JJ eats cake.

>>44751920
The floors in an apartment building are only about 6 inches thick. I googled it the last time this was live because I posted cut through the floor as a write-in.

>>44751990
* And this 145 issue will actually be a random shit posting thread about -4 ST or what have you

>>44751993
Perfect Dick length for when you want to piss of your downstairs neighbor

>>44751993
>Superpowered Triad Hitman has a normal apartment.

>>44751969
I heard somewhere that the suptg guy decided to stop monitoring the site.

>>44751969
I'll talk to Lord Licorice about it. Try to mention to him in PMs about quests, several of the people in the IRC channel don't like them. He did it the last time I asked fairly politely.

Zhang’s storage space is located below his apartment, on a hidden floor that does not appear on the building’s schematics. You must get there, and you must get there quickly.

On the other side of the apartment, Zhang reforms, and is quickly pummeled through his couch by a beam of bright blue light. His silence is telling – he flails his arms, the force of the blast clearly dazing him, but he makes no sound. As John charges over the length of the room, he dissipates, his gaseous form rushing to meet his attacker.

You turn your attention away, and, taking the quickest available route to your destination, plunge your claws into the floor at your feet. All it takes for a small section of the floor to give way under your weight is a quick, semi-circular flourish. You drop down into an unlit expanse, the sound of your impact echoing loudly through the dark. Up above, you hear a crash.

All around you are various glass cases, each of them housing a dim, strange shape.

Something drops down beside you, and you immediately prepare to attack.

“Owwwww…” Layla – two Laylas, after striking the ground – rubs her head, nursing a slight bruise.

You realize that you are alone with her.

It is uncomfortable.

>[ ] You must find the artifact as quickly as possible.
>[ ] You should determine whether anything in Zhang’s collection could be useful.
>[ ] You should instruct Layla to search, she can cover more ground.
>[ ] Write in.

>>44752070
>[ ] You must find the artifact as quickly as possible.
>[ ] Write in.

Ask Layla to not touch anything.

>>44752070
>>[ ] You should instruct Layla to search, she can cover more ground.
Just don't touch anything.

>>44752070
>>[ ] You must find the artifact as quickly as possible.

>>44752070
>[ ] You should instruct Layla to search, she can cover more ground.
>[ ] You should determine whether anything in Zhang’s collection could be useful.
JJ got this and we could always use more toys.

>>44752070
>[] Realize the girls talk about guys when they're alone.
>[] Awkwardly mention JJ's superb performance in the bedroom as a way to break the ice while you search.

>>44752070
>>[ ] You must find the artifact as quickly as possible.
>>[ ] You should instruct Layla to search, she can cover more ground.
>>[ ] Write in.
Layla should determine whether anything in Zhang’s collection could be useful - then take it all.

>>44752070
>>[X] You should instruct Layla to search, she can cover more ground.

Go Layla! Touch everything!

>>44752070
>[ ] You should instruct Layla to search, she can cover more ground.
We really need to tell Layla not to touch anything.
>[ ] You should determine whether anything in Zhang’s collection could be useful or so dangerous that he shouldn't own it.

>>44752070
>>[ ] You must find the artifact as quickly as possible.
NO TOUCHING MAGIC SHIT. Even JJ was smart enough not to just take strange magic shit.

If I remember correctly the reason Moon knight is so is rich because he steals from criminals and gives to himself? Like a greedy Robinhood?

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>>44752106
>>[ ] You should instruct Layla to search, she can cover more ground.
>Just don't touch anything.
She's gonna Short Round us isn't she?

>>44752168
If it was a sciene glove, then fuck yeah rub that all over ourselves.

Take anything glove shaped. JJ collects stolen gloves.

>>44752070
>>[ ] You must find the artifact as quickly as possible.
>>[ ] You should instruct Layla to search, she can cover more ground.
Layla, don't you fucking dare

>>44752070
>>[ ] You should instruct Layla to search, she can cover more ground.
>[ ] Write in.
Searchy but no touchy. Use a bag on a stick. or something.

>>44752237
But what's the worst that could happen!! Layla with objects of indescribable horror xD

Layla is probably most "suitable" to handle dangerous objects. Since there is no original, as long as she has a clone that isn't affected by whatever is going on, she can just dispel the one that is.

Now the mental trauma on the other hand. That might fuck her up.

>[X] You should instruct Layla to search, she can cover more ground.

Writing.

>>44752224
Seconded

>>44752070
>>[ ] You must find the artifact as quickly as possible.
>>[ ] You should instruct Layla to search, she can cover more ground.
I am having Peter Parker Quest flashbacks

>>44752287
Good point. If it's something that affects the user she's a good choice. But I think most anon's are more worried about her reading the Necronomicon or opening Pandora's box.

>>44752292
If we have grappling hooks does that mean we have flashlights too? That seems like basic gear.

>>44752396
Kitty verdant nickel?

Why are there skeletons everywhere?

>>44752396
Dammit Laura! Robbery etiquette says you can't use the objects you are stealing during the actual robbery! You have to wait till the robbery's over!

>>44752287
>>44752396

True, but I'm worried she might get a cursed item, or something that sticks to her permanently.

>>44752543
I'm not. Layla is way overrated. Let her die.

You are Layla Miller, mutant vagrant.

Upstairs, your heart beats fast. You feel it hammer against your chest, the world writhing around you, little making sense. You think you nearly died? JJ wrestles with the mist man, battering him across the room whenever he settles upon a solid shape, but… it kinda looks like, whenever he turns misty again, he comes back without a bruise on his body.

Nico shouts something. There’s a staff in her hand, with a large, golden circle on one end. “Suck it up?”

Downstairs, your hearts beat fast. You’ve hit your head.

You hear something like a huge, seriously massive vacuum switching on.

Laura looks down at you. Her eyes are wide, and silent, and strange, her brow furrowed slightly. She looks at you like you’re… in the way, or something. Maybe you are? Since everyone started fighting, you’ve kinda been too frightened to move.

“Do you remember what we are here for?” She says, bluntly, her voice flat and uninflected. She sounds different from when she talks to JJ.

You nod slowly, looking around the room. Tablet. Sandy looking tablet with writing all over it.

“We must find it.”

“R-right!”

Okay, you got this.

Stamping your foot down, you spread out. You feel a sudden rush of dizziness at the exertion, and your perspective doubles, triples, quadruples, more eyes and ears and feet and things to think and say and do suddenly exploding into your world. Twenty-three of you, plus the three upstairs.

You disperse. There’s so much stuff in here. Mr. Negative must be loaded beyond all belief to scrounge up all this crap. Most of it looks like old ass – bits of stone or wood or rusted sword that should be in a museum, somewhere. Some of it, though… some of it is pretty cool.

And you think you deserve to take something small home, at least.

>[ ] Take an red feather.
>[ ] Take a golden ring.
>[ ] Take a bigass book.
>[ ] Take a cloak made of falcon feathers.
>[ ] Take a broken spearhead.

>>44752577
>[ ] Take a broken spearhead.

>>44752577
>>[ ] Take a cloak made of falcon feathers.
>>[ ] Take a broken spearhead.
Take these two! and look around some more, do not put it on xD

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>>44752577
>[ ] Take an red feather.

>>44752572

She's not overrated.

>>44752577
>>[ ] Take a bigass book.

>[BAD IDEAS INTENSIFY]

>>44752577
>>[ ] Take a golden ring.

>>44752577
>[ ] Take a cloak made of falcon feathers.
>[ ] Take an red feather.

Take at least 2 things.

>>44752577
>[ ] Take a broken spearhead.
it's broken, nobody will notice if I take it away from here...

>>44752577
>>[ ] Take a bigass book.

>>44752577
>[ ] Take a bigass book.

Nothing bad ever comes out of the books

>>44752577
>>[x] Take an red feather.

I AM FIRE! AND LIFE INCARNATE!

>>44752577
>Take a golden ring

IT'S OURSES, PRECIOUSSSSSS

>>44752577
>[ ] Take an red feather.
>[ ] Take a cloak made of falcon feathers.
>[ ] Take a broken spearhead.

The Bird Queen

>>44752577
>>[X] Take a bigass book.

Looks like the most interesting thing.

>>44752695
>Nothing bad ever comes out of the books
Damn straight.

>>44752577
>>[ ] Take a broken spearhead.

>>44752577
>>[X] Take a bigass book.

>>44752577
>>[ ] Take an red feather.

>>44752577
>>[ ] Take a broken spearhead.

>>44752577
>>[ ] Take a golden ring.
Boom

>>44752577
>[ ] Take a cloak made of falcon feathers.

>>44752577
>>[ ] Take a broken spearhead.
Dammit Layla

>>44752577
>[ ] Take a broken spearhead.

>>44752577
>[X] Take all of them.

>>44752577
>[ ] Take a broken spearhead.
Spear of Destiny get?

If only this guy was here to tell us what these things were. He lives in NY right?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKlaFyQDhWw

>>44752577
>[ ] Take an red feather.

PHOENIX!

>>44752577
>[ ] Take a broken spearhead.
Spear of destiny

The book is probably the necronomicon.

>>44752577
>[ ] Take a bigass book.

>>44752577
>[x] take anything but the fucking book


Guys, why you trying to kill Layla?

>>44752829
If Mr. Negative owns the spearhead of the Lance of Longinus, and it somehow ends up in JJ's hands...

>messiah intensifies

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Take an red feather.
>Don't know but In Native American culture, red feathers symbolize strength and vitality.
Take a golden ring.
>The one ring to rule them all
Take a bigass book.
>The Necronomicon
Take a cloak made of falcon feathers.
>Freyja's feather cloak
Take a broken spearhead.
>Spear of Destiny

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>>44752907
>If Mr. Negative owns the spearhead of the Lance of Longinus, and it somehow ends up in JJ's hands...

>>44752907
And if death obsessed Layla gets a hold of what that book (might) be, we're in for it lads

>>44752577
>>[ ] Take a broken spearhead.

>>44752954
>Don't know but In Native American culture, red feathers symbolize strength and vitality.

I was thinking a phoenix feather.

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>>44752577
>>[ ] Take an red feather.
>>[ ] Take a golden ring.
>>[ ] Take a bigass book.
>>[ ] Take a cloak made of falcon feathers.
>>[ ] Take a broken spearhead.

>[X] Take a broken spearhead.

Spear get.

Writing.

And no, it's not the Spear of Destiny.

>>44752577
>[ ] Take a cloak made of falcon feathers.

>everyone's fw none of these "artifacts" are what people think they are

>>44752971
>Phoenix Layla
Well shit, now I'm torn

>>44752981
boo

>>44752981
B-b-but it c-could be, Crusty! Y-you don't know that for sure!

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>>44752954
HEY LISTEN. If Laura puts on Freyja's feather cloak and has sex there's like a 100% chance she's getting pregnant.

>>44752981
should I be relieved or concerned?

>>44752697
Fuck off, you. Phoenix is cancer in all its forms.

>>44753020
Concerned, there happens to be quite a nasty spear in mythos that was broken.

>>44752987
Of course they aren't. Crusty QM game on point. He knows how to play his players.

>>44753057
I'm just sad everyone went with the most boring of options.

>>44753020
we are dealing with magic i was concerned the moment this job was decided

>>44753012
Shit we should have gotten the cloak. I really want to meet there kid who traveled here from the future. Everyone important in the Marvel Universe meets their kid from the future.

>>44752981

Do any of those things have terrible downsides?

Or do they have a downside but a cool upside that kinda evens things out?

>>44752981
Well if she got the book, we might as well GTFO this universe. Layla with necronomicon would be real bad.

>>44753047
>spear in mythos
as in Cthulhu? (which book, might be cool)
or, as other call it, the "marvel mythos"?

>>44752981
Whatever it is, a broken spear head in a collection of magical shit could be very special. Magic shit that looks mundane usually is

>>44753115
>>44753120

Might be Gungnir.

>>44753095
Crusty usually has a mix of both on offer, up to us to choose wisely. Not sure we did that here.

>>44753047
Mind elaborating on that myth?

>>44753115
I think he meant "mythology" in general but was shorthanding it.

I, for the life of me, can't remember a spear in which it being broken was a big deal, save the obvious.

>>44753130
or Gáe bolg, or Gáe Dearg, or some asian myth, or the former hunting lance of some god, or...

>>44753171

I'm hoping it's Gae Bolg.

>>44753192
I'm hoping it's just a broken spear.

Just so that I can bitch that we didn't take the book, which, regardless of magical nature or not, would have at least something useful/interesting in it.

>>44753171
Crusty should post a picture of what the spearhead looks like

>>44753204
>yfw we took the book and it was just Kree goulash recipes.

>>44752981
Haha

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Holy shit. JJ's Warp Spasm is based on the myth of Cú Chulainn... Gáe Bulg was Cú Chulainn's spear.

>>44753239
>not wanting a super old cookbook and starting a gimmicky vintage restaurant from its pages

Plebe!

>>44753032
Do you mean the Phoenix Force? Anon, are you new? The Phoenix Force was the driving factor in pushing Dr. Green to mess with his kids genetics. It's looking for a suitable host

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>>44753192
time for some gay bulges

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>>44753249

I know, right?

>>44753204
>Necronomicon is interesting

Heretic!

>>44753258
>sir you've convinced me! We must go back for the book!

>>44753020
Just remember that Lancer has E-rank on luck.

>>44753204
>It wasn't the Necronomicon.
>It was the original unedited copy of the holy bible with the author's signature.

>>44753300
Doubt it would be that shitty old rag, but the number of things it could be is astounding, even if mundane.

>(1/2)

Nobody’ll notice if you… just… yoink… this!

You pluck an old, dark red spearhead from its stand. Immediately, you’re surprised by how light it is, and how the blade shines like steel yet seems to have a consistency more like… like bone? There are strange, twisting patterns that run along its edge, and it is cruelly serrated on one side, with a set of barbs protruding from where the remains of the haft meet the blade.

In other words, it looks righteously badass.

Clutching it like a dagger, and feeling like some ye olde thief, you take in everything you can about the room. You’ve run around in circles upon circles upon circles, but there’s no trace of anything looking remotely like what you’re after.

“Uh, Laura…” One of you tugs on her jacket. She flinches when she looks down at you. “I don’t think that thing is even here…”

>>44753387
>You pluck an old, dark red spearhead from its stand. Immediately, you’re surprised by how light it is, and how the blade shines like steel yet seems to have a consistency more like… like bone? There are strange, twisting patterns that run along its edge, and it is cruelly serrated on one side, with a set of barbs protruding from where the remains of the haft meet the blade.
Ahahaha, YES! Gae Bolg get!

>(2/2)

You are John James Green, mutant vagrant.

You’re not entirely sure what just happened, but you’re glad it did.

Nico said something, and then… it was like a whirlwind just tore its way into the room, sucking up the mist guy and hurling him straight through the blasted window-panels that line one side of the apartment. He hasn’t come back, so you assume he’s had enough of being thrown around and punched silly for one night.

Nico clutches her staff (what? Where’d that come from?) tightly, a profoundly relieved look on her face. You can smell the adrenaline coursing through her, a thing equal in parts of fear and excitement.

“Wow.” You give her a thumbs up. Your bones ache little, but you’ll be fine. “Nice work.”

“…Thanks.” She says, her voice quavering.

A few feet away, where the couch once sat, the carpet bulges slightly, and a trapdoor opens in the floor. Laura emerges, her eyes surveying the scene in silence, at least a dozen Laylas surfacing behind her. You immediately notice the faint echo of a nasty gash along her face, a slight spark of anger lighting up in your chest.

“…You okay?”

Laura nods. Her stance is a little forlorn, though, like she’s trying to make herself marginally smaller.

“The item was not here.”

Oh.

>Pay Attention Mugga Check
>DC15
>+3 modifier

Rolled 1 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>44753437

Rolling

>>44753387
> like bone? There are strange, twisting patterns that run along its edge, and it is cruelly serrated on one side, with a set of barbs protruding from where the remains of the haft meet the blade.
Definitely Gáe Bulg

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gáe_Bulg

lol it can only be used by kicking it at someone. JJ can definitely do that with Geo Vision.

Rolled 17 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>44753437

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>44753437

>>44753449
YOU

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>44753437

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>>44753449

FUCK

Karma

>>44753449
We're off to a good start, then.

Let me go check to see if you even have Karma.

>>44753455
YOU

>>44753387
Sheet it probably is Gáe Bulg. Sadly not that useful on Layla. JJ culd trow it and stuff, but giving people serrated barbs in wounds is weaksouce in comparison to mutant powers.
Should had went for the book.

>>44753449
Fuck man. This crackbitch...

>>44753484

One point.

I vote Y

>>44753437
>>44753449
before people panic, this is a perception check no? Then no critfail

>>44753503
>this is a perception check no?

No. It's a Pay Attention check.

>>44753503
I imagine pay attention has to do with perception yes.

>>44753484
Isn't it a perception check? We can't critfail those right?

>>44753493
>serrated barbs in wounds is weaksouce
From what I've read it kills anyone it hits. Like you get hit by it you're 100% going to die a slow painful death.

>>44753503
Actually, yeah, that makes sense.

It's a bit different from just using your senses to scope stuff out, but I'd say it counts.

You're saved.

>>44753503
Well thank Lizard Christ for that.

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>>44753449

Rolled 15 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>44753437
Hopefully
P.s. use Karma on that 1!

>>44753527
>>44753529

No. It's a Pay Attention check, not a Perception

>>44753536

Apparently not.

I thought it was different based on the bonus and the fact that it didn't say Perception.

>>44753532
It finds its way unerringly to the heart of whomever it pierces.

Which, needless to say, is next to useless on people who regenerate, since they can just pull it out and regen.

>>44753536
i love you British man

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>>44753551
I dragged down the bonus since it was more about situational awareness than your senses being bonkers and picking up stuff. It is still perception based though.

Writing.

>>44753571
We all love him.

>>44753493
Gae Bulg is the spear of death anon, any time it's used it will kill the opponent. At least, in it's complete form

also
>Cuchuuainn cast it into Ferdiad's body, piercing the warrior's armor and "coursing through the highways and byways of his body so that every single joint filled with barbs."

Nigga this ain't a normal spear

>>44753587

True.

Thanks for your mercy.

>>44753565
There aren't that many people who can survive getting there heart shredded. Yes, Laura, Logan, and Deadpool could survive. But it would kill Mr Negative or Venom.

>>44753587
Is it us noticing the spearhead?

>>44753565
they can pull it out, but ti'd be excruciatingly painful as the spear breaks up into barbs and travels through the body to latch onto every joint. At the very least it will distract them

>>44753604
>still won't kill anyone it cannot pierce

>still won't kill people who you can't hit with it

So it's basically useless against pretty much all of the foes we face.

>>44753667
>they can pull it out, but ti'd be excruciatingly
For you

>>44753604
So.. what if she accidentally shanks JJ or Laura?

So what were the other items, Crusty?

I want to know how things could have been better, and how they could have been worse.

>inb4 Layla accidentally pokes herself with it

>>44753688
We could hurt Negative, Creeper and possibly Broseph with it if we opened up a wound, and hey we have managed to tear into Negative beforehand (it was just difficult)

>>44753721
That cloak if anons were right would have lead Noriko to re-think her slutty lifestyle.

Laya a teen mamma, Laura an autistic mamma.

Damn.

Well.

“No biggie.” You shrug. It is sort of a biggie – it means you came here for almost nothing, and now you have to tangle with the Bratva, too. You kinda get the impression Laura is taking it kinda hard, though, and you don’t really want that. “We’re okay, and that’s the important thing.”

She doesn’t look reassured.

You’re about to make some kind of awkward bid at levity, when you notice something small, and red, and vaguely metallic in one of the Laylas’ hands, and your eyes narrow down at her.

“…What’s that?”

All eyes turn toward her. Including the eyes of several other Laylas.

“It, uh…” She looks to and fro, what you assume she assumes is an innocent grin on her face, and points accusingly at the Layla next to her. “It was her idea!”

“What!?” Squawks Layla, eyes widening with shock at the betrayal. “You did not just…”

And then you have about twenty tiny people all arguing with each other about some… dumb knife, or something.

You groan.

>[ ] Whatever she can keep the dumb thing it’s dumb you don’t care LET’S GO.
>[ ] Even fifty Laylas do not have enough responsibility between them to take care of something from Negative’s vault. Take it off her.
>[ ] As above, but you don’t want to be mean. Laura can take it off her, she can be the mean one.
>[ ] Write in.

>>44753766
>hurting Creeper
>when you don't even know he's there to actually try to hurt him

>>44753805
>[X] As above, but you don’t want to be mean. Laura can take it off her, she can be the mean one.

Weird artifacts aren't toys, you gon' learn today.

>>44753805
>[ ] Even fifty Laylas do not have enough responsibility between them to take care of something from Negative’s vault. Take it off her.
>[ ] Write in.

But say we might let her have it after we see it's not too dangerous or cursed or whatever.

>>44753721
The cloak made of falcon feathers was definitely Freyja's feather cloak
>It lets you fly and I'm pretty sure helps out with fertility.

And I'm pretty sure the book the Necronomicon. I remember after we raided Mr Negatives hideout the first time Crusty posted in QTG that the dagger was King Authors and the book was basically the Necronomicon. This one might be a different book than JJ saw.

>>44753805
>>[X] Whatever she can keep the dumb thing it’s dumb you don’t care LET’S GO.

loot get!

>>44753805
>[ ] Even fifty Laylas do not have enough responsibility between them to take care of something from Negative’s vault. Take it off her.

We don't know what it is and it's probably extremely dangerous. Just.. be nice to the little girl. She's an orphan.

>>44753805
>[x] Even fifty Laylas do not have enough responsibility between them to take care of something from Negative’s vault. Take it off her.

>>44753805
>[ ] Even fifty Laylas do not have enough responsibility between them to take care of something from Negative’s vault. Take it off her.

>>44753805
>[ ] Whatever she can keep the dumb thing it’s dumb you don’t care LET’S GO.
>[ ] Write in.

Tell her we'll need to look at it later, but she can hold onto it for now. Unless she's irresponsible with it or something.

>>44753805
>Layla get your ass back in there and get that cape.

>>44753805
>>[ ] Even fifty Laylas do not have enough responsibility between them to take care of something from Negative’s vault. Take it off her.
>>[ ] Write in.
Look at the other items in the Vault, Burn the Place down and leave!

>>44753805
>>[ ] Even fifty Laylas do not have enough responsibility between them to take care of something from Negative’s vault. Take it off her.

>>44753805
>[ ] Even fifty Laylas do not have enough responsibility between them to take care of something from Negative’s vault. Take it off her.
JJ's the only one that can use the foot throw thing it mentions in the myth.

>>44753805
>[ ] Even fifty Laylas do not have enough responsibility between them to take care of something from Negative’s vault. Take it off her.
JJ had the presence of mind to not steal a cursed artifact the last time we fucked around with tablets, that seems like a good policy.

>[ ] Whatever she can keep the dumb thing it’s dumb you don’t care LET’S GO.
>[ ] Write in.
Loot the valut, quick everyone grab something.

>>44753604
Its spear of death for medieval medicine.

Like seriously in what occasion we would actually use it? It probably can't stab the unstables,(magic users(/reality warpers), high regenerators, invincible people, people who can dodge shit(teleporters, speedsters), or anyone who cant be precived to be there) and it's not like we want to kill anyone that bad. And most people we might kill would make situation worse in their death.

Plus we need to test it.

>>44753805
>>[ ] As above, but you don’t want to be mean. Laura can take it off her, she can be the mean one.

>>44753721
Cloak was Freyja's cloak.

Ring was Sviagris.

Feather was a Fenghuang feather.

Book was the Rauðskinna.

>>44753805>>44753805
>[ ] Whatever she can keep the dumb thing it’s dumb you don’t care LET’S GO.
Mmmhmm

>>44753810
It depends on if we catch him off guard. Creeper can make himself completely undetectable if he's vigilant, but there are sometimes gaps in his ability. So it may be possible to catch Creeper, but we'd likely only get one shot to kill him

>>44753894
Also anyone with high tier armors. I don't think that thing has any extra armor penetration power.

>>44753896

Is the spear Gungnir? Or Gae Bolg?

I think Gae Bolg, based on the color and since JJ can go Riastrad.

>>44753805
>>[ ] Even fifty Laylas do not have enough responsibility between them to take care of something from Negative’s vault. Take it off her.

>[X] Even fifty Laylas do not have enough responsibility between them to take care of something from Negative’s vault. Take it off her.

Writing.

>>44753945
How to kill Creeper.
1)Bomb all the things!
2)Repeat step one till he dead
3)???
4)Profit.

>>44753805
>[ ] Write in.
>We kinda need to confirm that thing actually does if you want to keep it. Also, depending of it's value, this guy might be coming after us.

>>44753805
>>[ ] Even fifty Laylas do not have enough responsibility between them to take care of something from Negative’s vault. Take it off her.
That is to say, we should keep it and Layla should not handle dangerous magical shit. We're obviously more qualified, we exorcised a demon once!

>>44753985
>Implying fifty Laylas have more responsibility than one Layla.

>>44753945
>>44753988
>https://ask.fm/CrusyJones/answers/128240621483

>>44753805
>Take it off her
>try not to be a dick about it
"Listen Layla, almost everything in there is probably bad juju. How about I hold onto that? At least until we can figure out what it does, cause it probably does something really bad."

>>44753896
Cloak was Freyja's cloak.
>Let's you fly and make babies.

Ring was Sviagris.
>A historically significant ring but no powers

Feather was a Fenghuang feather.
>A feather that symbolized one of Confucius' five virtues I don't know which one.

Book was the Rauðskinna.
>The Necronomicon

I think we made the right choice. Altho the cloak is tempting. I want to give it to Laura.

>>44754077
Yeah, she'd look awesome in that cloak

Can Healing Vitae fix the magic bone spear?

>>44754077
I think the red one might have been knowledge.

>>44753851
>>44753830
>>44753991
>>44754075
These

>>44754077
>>The Necronomicon

No, they are fundamentally different.

The Rauoskinna doesn't have a will of its own to bring darkness to the world and cause death, it's pretty much a compendium of black magic that held such knowledge and power in it that you would be simply put, the best magician ever.

I think one of the selling points was you would get so gud at magic that you could control Satan himself.

So it's more a tool than the Necronomicon would be, and only cause problems in the way that people coming after it would provide.

But I forgot a lot about it, so I guess I'll go reread about it instead of spreading probable misinformation.

“You suck! You suck like a backwards butt!”

–“some balls to accuse me, I dindu nuffin, it was all”–

–“You! Traitor! You’ll hang for this! I’ll see you haaaaaa”–

–“ectly symmetrical violence never solved anythi”–

It stops when you lift the Layla with the… thing… up by her wrist, a unisoned gasp rising from the crowd. Carefully, you pluck the dagger – actually, on closer inspection, it looks more like the top of a spear – from her grip, giving it a long, hard look.

“Argh, for real?” She complains, squirming a little.

“We don’t know what it is.” You explain.

“Yeah.” Interjects a second Layla, with a knowing, superior expression on her face. She edges slightly closer to you, as though to solidify her stance. “It could be dangerous.”

Layla looks down at Layla, her eyes narrowing.

“…You and I are enemies now.”

You inspect the object, taking in its odd texture, the way it seems to hang almost weightlessly in your grasp. It smells… you think it smells a little like blood.

This definitely isn’t for Layla hands.

Your ears perk up at the sound of heavy footsteps pounding their way up the stairs below. Ten men, at least, most of them probably quite heavy-set.

>[ ] Ask Nico if her whirlwind powers can get you down to the street below.
>[ ] Tell the others to sit tight while you and Laura deal with this. You still have to grill someone about the Sinister Six.
>[ ] Write in.

>>44754288
>>[ ] Tell the others to sit tight while you and Laura deal with this. You still have to grill someone about the Sinister Six.

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>>44754288
>You suck like a backwards butt!”
>>44754288
>[ ] Tell the others to sit tight while you and Laura deal with this. You still have to grill someone about the Sinister Six.

>>44754288
>>[ ] Tell the others to sit tight while you and Laura deal with this. You still have to grill someone about the Sinister Six.


>Layla looks down at Layla, her eyes narrowing.

>“…You and I are enemies now.”
gold right here

>>44754288
>[ ] Tell the others to sit tight while you and Laura deal with this. You still have to grill someone about the Sinister Six.

If the other have a way to get out they should, this will get violent quite quickly

>>44754237
>decide to look it up on a whim because anon talked about it

>see Norse magic shit

Could we learn to sing spells?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Galdr

Or just their kind of witchery?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sei%C3%B0r

>inb4 wikiplebeian

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>>44754288
>Tell the others to sit tight while you and Laura deal with this. You still have to grill someone about the Sinister Six.
Here's hoping we get to kill one this time.

>>44754288
>>[X] Tell the others to sit tight while you and Laura deal with this. You still have to grill someone about the Sinister Six.

>>44754288
>>[ ] Tell the others to sit tight while you and Laura deal with this. You still have to grill someone about the Sinister Six.

>>44754288
>[ ] Tell the others to sit tight while you and Laura deal with this. You still have to grill someone about the Sinister Six.
Ten normal guys is child's play.

>>44754288
>>[ ] Tell the others to sit tight while you and Laura deal with this. You still have to grill someone about the Sinister Six.
>>[ ] Write in.
Try to get more items xD

>>44754139
That's just asking for an arc where the spear regenerates into the monster it was originally formed out of and JJ has to put it down and make a new spear out of it. Cuz comics.

>>44754390
Yeah that's a good idea, let's try that again. Surely nothing bad will happen like last time, like ignoring possible enemies to satisfy your murder boner. Fuck off, murderhobo

>[X] Tell the others to sit tight while you and Laura deal with this. You still have to grill someone about the Sinister Six.

Writing.

>>44754390
Yellow Diamond a shit. Blue Diamond true Diamond.

>>44754529
White Diamond best girl

>>44754464
That sounds rad as fuck though, we should try and see what happens when we nick our finger against it.

>>44754492
This. JJ isn't about wanton slaughter. If he *has* to end a flatscan to protect his people, then sure, but there's no reason to just off them willy nilly. Shit man we're so four color that shits rubbing off on Laura.

>>44754613
speaking of, if we notice that we should really talk to Laura about it.

>>44754676
Seconded.

With JJ constantly getting into fight above his pay grade since day 1 I feel like we sometime lose track of just how bad ass JJ is compared to normal heavily trained commandos.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBGVwkEJhYs

>>44754613
I am angry that is the case. Laura is an effective weapon, and we're tarnishing her with our moralfaggotry. She shouldn't have to question whether it's right to kill, she should just kill

>>44753896
Book a best.

>>44754752
JJ's ass is far from bad anon, he's got Dick Grayson style ass

>>44754758
It's not about right or wrong.
It's about whether it's necessary or not.

>>44754758
>Laura is in love with a good person
>Drives her to question her actions, maybe avoid unessesary murder.

>"u MORAL FAGS are ruining my perfect mindless killing machine, she should be doing ALL the murder"

Kimura pls go.

>>44754529
Pink Diamond a bestest

>>44754758
Kimura pls go

>>44754758
so what your saying is you dont want character development at all and crusty's writing should stay flat

fuck off dumbass

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>>44754464
Well that just makes me want to do it even more.

>(1/2)

“…You guys should probably stay here a sec.” You say, motioning to Nico and… Laylas.

…Eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen…

Laura notes the inflection in your voice, her nose twitching as she sniffs at the air. Her claws slide free with a sharp, metallic SNIKT.

Nico and Layla hang back while you take up position by the door with Laura, counting under your breath as the footsteps make their way closer.

…fifteen, sixteen…

Sixteen.

You smell the rush of adrenaline in their veins, the sweat on their palms, the cool metallic scents of their guns. You plant your feet securely against the floor, your shoulder against the door, and…

You slam your weight against it.

The force causes the hinges to snap, the full weight of the metallic door (minus the hole carved into it by Laura) teetering to one side. You hear confused shouting, a rush of panic and fear exploding through your senses, and the slab of metal goes skidding down the stairs outside, sweeping a number of men straight off their feet, very probably shattering their ankles on its way. The men behind them look up at you, fumbling with their weapons, and you take it has a cue to leap across onto the bannister running down the stairs, sliding down its length toward them. You propel yourself into an acrobatic flip when they re-align their weapons, landing in their midst, a quick backhand propelling a pair of them across the landing.

>(2/2)

There is shouting, most of it in a language you don’t understand, and attempts are made to turn their weapons on you. You duck, causing them to pause, and feel a rush of metabolic fire flow through you as your wings explode from your back, their immense breadth and the force of their emergence sending those closest to you screaming through the air.

You turn, intent on clearing the landing, and hear a familiar weight hit the ground.

For a moment, you think your senses have failed you somehow.

You look back, and see two of Negative’s men standing over a fallen Laura. Even with her mask down over her face, you can sense he disbelief that radiates off of her.

A flash of sudden, white-hot rage bubbles in your veins.

>Willpower Check
>DC15
>DC17

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>44754969

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>44754969
diceee

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>44754969
muh waifu

>>44754995
Karma yes

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>44754969

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>44754969
Rolling

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>44754969
Sup Crusty

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>>44754995
>>44755001

>>44754995
stop rolling for the day

>>44754995
Go sit in the corner and never roll again.
>>44755001
You based, based anon.

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>>44754995
I feel alarmed.

>>44754982
>>44755001
Cancel eachother out leaving us with >>44754982

SHIT

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>44754969
>shit is happening

FUUUUUCK

Rolled 14, 13 = 27 (2d20)

>>44754969

>>44754995
>>44755001
I really hope that doesn't cancel out the twenty, that would be super sucky.

can we surrender our karma to keep the 20

>>44755033
then can we reroll the one with karma? I don't see why that shouldn't be allowed

>>44755033
Well fuck, all that talk about JJ not being for wanton slaughter down the drain

I gotta say, you're lucky the recent misarchivist hasn't touched your thread.

>>44754995
Crusty can we still use karma? I vote for karma

>>44755090
It looks like the misarchivist paid the thread a visit with his votebots though.

>>44755076
Pls Crustlord, let us spend

>>44754995
>>44755001
this really blows, what a waste of a 20. Karma

>>44755097
Double for karma.

>>44755106
It might be the same faggot messing with the Hogwarts Quest as well.

>>44754995
>>44755001
...Huh.

I guess, uh...

You can spend Karma to keep the 20? If you want? Do you want to?

>Y/N?

>>44755106
For fuck's sake, are we going to need captcha for voting too?

>>44755151
N

Y

>>44755151
All of my yes

>>44755151
N

>>44755151
I'm okay either way.

What's with the two DC's though? Was we supposed to roll for both?

N

>>44755151
YESSS! Based Crusty, thank you for allowing me to right my terrible roll.

Y

Its willpower roll. Worst thing that happen is that we brutally kick everyones asses.

Y

>>44755180
At 15 we would have gotten one result at 17+ something else would have happened.

>>44755151
N

>>44755180
Best guess is a 2 stage check, 17 not to fuck that dude up, 15 not to murder him

>>44755180
Two different thresholds for success.

>>44755182
>>44755170
>>44755161
wait what? Why are you voting no?

>>44755203
>>44755185
>>44755162
Fucking retards. Save karma for combat checks.

>>44755151
Y

>>44755151
Y

>>44755151
N

>>44755151
YES YES YES!!!

N

>>44755151
Y

>>44755151
Y

>>44755151
N

>>44755229
This is both a combat check and a check to get our psychotic flames mode under control.

>>44755229
But then how will we obtain delicious crackbitching?

>>44755228
Because we are rolling to not attack goons. For fucks sake we gonna kick their asses anyway.

>>44755229
>currently in combat

>currently making a check

So, yes?

>>44755229
If we ristrad we might hurt Laura