Welcome rudebois and rudegyals to the latest edition of Star Wars A New Quest,Last time on STANQ; You had your party, had your rigged court session, and now you're in a prison cell in a place with experimentation and monsters.And that's where we left offYou are Melina the Rodian, it's your first day in prison."Hey bunkmate""Y-yeah?""Keep your head down out there""O-okay"You head out into the courtyardAnd the first thing you see is your headless body on the groundYou try to scream, but you left your voicebox on your body.And now you're one with the cosmic force.>To follow or talk with a Real G or give a recommendation or ask something, Twitter: @WynautQM>Archive: suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Star%20Wars%20Murderhobo%20Edition%20Quest(cont)
You freak out your screamy Bith bunkmate by shouting about killing the chancellor and working outYou need to figure out the gimmick with this place so you leave for the courtyardyou freaked out cellmate shouts"Watch your head!" as you leave, you question him, but he's a bithering mess so you go on without himYou arrive in the courtyard, >what do with 1d100
Rolled 31 (1d100)>>44685351find kyren
>>44685376You look down at your legsfound him!thought you'd lost him for a second, phew>what do now?
Rolled 39 (1d100)>>44685384Rape the biggest baddest fuck in here.
>>44685384Wait what the fuck is going on I don't understand anything that just happened.Who are we again?Whose body did we see?Dude what?
>>44685397>>44685384No like seriously can you sum up?Are we Kyran's ghost seeing through someone's eyes? Whose body did you see?"Your" body? Kyran's? Melina's? Someone elses?Who is one?Who talked to whom?What the fuck dude
>>44685397We saw some random chick dieNow you're kyran again>>44685396You decide to stroll in and-Barely dodge that claw go past your faceYou see it fly awayWhat the fuckAnyway, time to fuck the biggest thing in here.Which is a 13ft red sket with a horn and giant muscles you can spot across the courtyardWhat the fuckA little man with rat features walks up to you, one hand behind his back."Heyyyy, do you have the cheese you get in the rations when new prisoners' come? I could reaaaaaally use that cheeese maaaayn">what do
>>44685429ay no and walk up to the sket try saying the magic words
>>44685429What's in your hand?
Rolled 16 (1d100)>>44685429eat the cheese in front of him
Rolled 18 (1d100)>>44685429"Nope, but I got this"Show him our empty hand"Cool eh?"Then use our fingers to poke his eyes. Until they bleed.
Rolled 32 (1d100)>>44685486
"What's in your hand friend?""N-nothing""Hmm, liars don't get cheese"He switches hand behind his back"seeee? nothing man"You start eating the cheeese"JUST GIMME THE FUCKING CHEESE" he shouts before you throw the cheese into the air, and as he looks up, gouge his eyes out, leaving him wriggling bleeding on the ground to a chorus of onlookers before you catch the cheese and walk to new muscletits while eatingAs you approach a smaller yellow girl says "ooh, fresh meat"You keep eye contact locked on red, unphased by the only 11 foot yellow sket, "Yeah, and it's right in front of me"Red finally speaks, "Sasha like you, infact, sasha like you so much, she kill you with snu snu instead of smashing brains in. deal?""How about I kill you with snu snu, meat?"she drops everything and battle stances, pushing her flankers back to 1v1 teach you a lesson about why she's top dog in here.You'd magic words, but you're not sure if she'd understand contact, and force powers are blocked, which you're pretty sure that is.>what do in detail with 1d100>>44685486they lucky i ain't asked for rolls yet>>44685494calm it liiiiike
Rolled 44 (1d100)>>44685500Yay bby wan sum dik?
Rolled 26 (1d100)>>44685500Gasp and point at her nose, then cunt punch her.Use her height as an advantage to hit low weak spots such as her leg tendons, ankles and generally the genital area.If you don't know, one of the most lethal spots is pretty low: the femoral artery. That said, keep hitting low and look for an opportunity to drop her down (big, big fall, etc) and then go straight for the face.
Rolled 65 (1d100)>>44685500bend her over to show supierior mando skills
>>44685533>>44685500>5500>5533>44Huuh okay what is this supposed to mean>>44685533Oh yeah to clarify: ofc hitting low not just because it's easier to hit low, but because she'll have a hard time blocking it.If she tries punching we can dodge it easily, and if she tries kicking we can dodge and use it as the chance we need to trip her because of the shift in balance.
Rolled 61 (1d100)>>44685500aim for the knees make her bend over then just fuck the shit outta that sket
>>44685580chill out bruh, best out of three rollsand it's too OOC for kyran to just go without any consent, verbal or non verbal, scared of repeating ranlis mistakes yaknow, at lest from the way he's been played---You say "Yay bby wan sum dik?" and don't see any changeMust be cos she's red, yeah, that's why.You freak out in greatly acted surprise and point at her nose, she stops and crosses her eyes trying to see it, and you cunt punch her, and she grabs her crotch with one hand, trying to backhand you with the other, which you sweep under.You constantly make blows to tendons, weaving back and forth, stamping on toes, wearing her down.eventually she over extends and you get behind her, kicking in both backs of the knees till she's on the ground, and you grab the back of her ponytail yanking her hair back, pressing into the back of her.she can't think of any counters, and you're standing on the back of her knees,"I win, admit it, and i'll release the pressure""...You win" she sighs, much to the chagrin of her compatriots.>what do now?
>>44685500you still awake WynautQM?
>>44685624Go to town in that beast. FEED THE EXOGORTH!Also check yo twatter sent ya something ya snigga.
>>44685624ok then makes sense, also now we are the leader of this gang some explain what the fuck is going on
>>44685624"You're all mine now. What's your species called anyway?"
>>44685624also lets tell them what they can call us what about "The Mando"
>>44685580we also need to the the mando symbol on the back of our neck
>>44685633jeez, i'm not a workhorse :'(was only 12 minutes, most qm's take 30 at minimum>>44685653you're only half mando, as far as you know, your mom was plain human.---"What's your species called anyway?""Spee shees?""Ah, well you're mine now.""You can't claim Sasha""Just have""You haven't earned Sasha""I beat you, you owe me""NO SASHA DOESN-"The yellow intterrupts"Dasha do it"The blue and red are stunned."Why Dasha" the red boss Sasha asks"H-he owed, Dash not want leader sullied by filthy tiny man dick"Sasha would tear, but Sasha must remain strong"Would you accept Dasha as prize, Sasha know Dasha not much, but worthy substitute?">what do
>>44685734it's sacha or nothing
>>44685734"Cute."Take out the exogorth"I'm no tiny man, and I take both. I take all. I am the one who conquers all, I am DEATH the destroyer incarnate"Maniacal laugh.They better acquiesce before we go nuts.
>>44685756ask how to earn sasha
>>44685734Take out the Exogorth and be all I'm small?
Rolled 16 (1d100)>>44685801
Rolled 28 (1d100)>>44685801poosy
Rolled 78 - 100 (1d100 - 100)>>44685806>>44685805WHAT'S WITH THIS QUEST AND THESE SHIT ROLLS
Great rolls if you're looking for broken ribs.
Rolled 95 (1d100)>>44685801
You stop."It's sasha or nothing""Sasha say you no get Sasha!""How do I earn Sasha?""BY BEATING SASHA AND CREW IN FAIR COMBAT" She says bucking you off as her crew comes in, swinging like madmenNormally you'd do well, but there's like 6 giant arms at once, and they're employing team work, your best bet is to esca-And you took one to the exogorth, she's shaking her hand in pain, but you're on the ground in pain.You manage to stand and put up a stance.They approach, fire int heir eyes, but are cut off, by about 10 harpies"STAND ASIDE BIRDS"AA giant chorus of deafening chirps rings out, you don't speak harpy, but the gestures, the tone"there's no dick here, you try break dick, we take you down"The teams stand off"Sasha want basketball court tomorrow in pittance" The harpies nod, and the giants leaveThe biggest harpy turns to you, and speaks basic, well, butchered basic"You for fine?">what do?
>>44685883i'm good whats their problem
>>44685883"I'm doing just fine. I'm K, and you are?"
>>44685908>>44685883Oh yeah"Thanks for the help by the way"Is this monster girl prison?
>>44685921Essentially, some other gimmicks here too.
>>44685928ask them about gimmicks
"What?"She gets confused and panicky and thinks of words."...You okay?""I'm doing just fine, i'm K, and you are?"She takes a minute to translate and respond in her head."Fine! Hey K! I marcy mother..........Matriarch Marcia!""What's going on in this prison?""...........We all live peaceful in tribes, then, giant bows in sky drop people, we not fight together so fell together, fell here" she says, the sadness in her voice an eery main orchestra to the backong of the bouncing basketball behind her, squeaking and thudding."Thanks for the help Marc-""Matriarch marci-""Thanks for the help Marcia"She steely eyes you, then goes back to being happy go lucky"Stuff!""Stuff?""Rations! Give!"You check your ration list1 cheese, 2 packs of random garden growing seeds for your room's planter, 1 bag of nuts, 1 fruit bag"What ration?""Everything, for help!"She flutters her eyes and wings>what do
>>44685973"I can give you something better. 2000 kilocalories of fructose, a daily meal in one go, I tested it."Point to dick.
>>44685973i'll need more info than that
>>44685987"use small words""I mean-""i got the intent, but we tae dick when we want ti, when during heat, not now, rations now""I need more info first""now more info to words, now rations">what do
Rolled 38 (1d100)>>44686004"Okay"Do it then go eat that rodian corpse. While staring at both the harpy leader and the ogre leader. Yes, at the same time stare at both.
>>44686021That was months agothere's no corpse now
Rolled 501 (1d666)>>44686028There has to be other corpses around, come on.It's time for some family friendly canniballism.Well it's not cannibalism if it ain't human.Also praising Space Satan.
Rolled 54 (1d100)>>44686004i just bat the shit out of something four times your size i'm a half mandolorian motherfucker who killed a hutt my penis is bigger than your brain cavity i ain't gotta gve you shit
>>44686046There's only bones and the slimes have a bone pile>>44686067She doesn't understand you crazed tone or words and you confused her, so she reset herlself"ration K, rations!" she chirps smiling>what do
>>44686080"What should I eat instead?"
Rolled 92 (1d100)>>44686080punt her as far away as possible hunt down sasha
"What should I eat instead?""Dunno, rations please :)"You punt her and she goes quite a bit, and then you're surrounded by nine angry hissing harpies>what do
Rolled 61 (1d100)>>44686129continue the puntery
Rolled 82 (1d100)>>44686129Break one of their necks when they charge and swing her as an improvised weapon, as their claws will be on the tip of our Morning Harpy.My patience is fucking done, these people suck, nobody puts out and they want our food, they can eat fucking harpy claw and Kyran's robotic fist.Playtime is ogre.
Rolled 33 (1d100)>>44686151nice ditto
Rolled 43 (1d100)>>44686129ORAORAORAORAORA
Rolled 88 (1d100)>>44686177kick those bitch ass birds
Rolled 20 (1d100)>>44686186>>44686146>>44686151
Rolled 65 (1d100)>>44686186ORA?
>>44686187>88- HIS - NUMBER TWICE? PRAISE KHORNE
Rolled 9 (1d100)>>44686226BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD KHORNE SUPPORTS OUR ENDEVOURS
You prepare your fist, and as you've divebombed by nine harpies at once, they all go limp, as do you, when the shock collars kick in, taking out everybody, and forcing a lock down.You awake in the cell with a note from the warden saying "I saved your life boy, those were poison talon birds, i.e, one scratch and death. And if you ever wanna get out and see your family gain, I suggest you start behaving boy"Prick.The cell doors open, lunch time, though you can choose to skip out and stay in your room, perfectly reasonable, you did cause a lock down after all>what do
Rolled 59 (1d100)>>44686268see if we can turn off the limiters
>>44686268...Fuck it stay in the cell exercising and just make our cell mate bring us whatever.
>>44686278These are Grade A force limiters around your neck, not some force siphoners to some force cannon, and aswell as that, the entire facility has a force dampening affect on it, so no.---you decide to stay in the cell excercisng, telling your crazy bith roommate to grab you something to eatHe just whistles and garbles, you think that's a yes.You start doing squats and lifts and before you know it, your cell mate returns with half an eaten apple, half a drunk juice box, half an eaten piece of cornbread"Why's half of it missing?""One plate per prisoner""But we're two prisoners?""Yes, but I at the counter was one""So what's this?""I saved half mine for you"You eat his food while he reads>what do now
>>44686315"Thanks for the food I suppose, nothing to be done bout that. What you reading about?"
>>44686328>>44686315bout that* meaning the rules.
Rolled 61 (1d100)>>44686315get more minions and train in martial arts
I've actually been awake for about 24 hours and i'm passing out while typing so i will call the really short thread there unfortunately, thanks for playing all, peace!
>>44686379See ya.Have some powergirrl:http://www.alrincon.com/imagenesblog/gif050413/22.gif
>>44686388you too bruv>>44686391cheers, but careful now lad.
>>44686428a bit too lewd for blue boardbut thanks
>>44686451>too lewdHence why I didn't post it.