TWITTER: twitter.com/planefagASK.FM - ask.fm/planefagARCHIVES - THEY'RE ON SUPTG JUST GO FIND IT YOURSELFYou cross the small space in the center of the room to stand by your one and only battleship.She pointedly looks somewhere else.“Arizona, can I talk to you outside for a second?” you ask quietly. She makes no reply, but rises and walks away from you, heading for the door on the opposite side of the room. You walk the long way around the table, hustling at a fast limp to catch the door before it hisses shut. Arizona's waiting for you in the hallway, back against the far wall. Her arms are folded across her middle, hands gripping opposite biceps - not quite crossed arms, but not very open, either. “Uh.” Her eyelids lower a fraction of an inch, focusing her flinty gaze even more.
You keep from biting your lip through sheer force of will as the scene from the infirmary plays through your mind again; tears streaming down Arizona's face as you laid into her, the bloodlust of battle still surging through your veins - telling her that she wasn't your god damned mother, no matter what she might think. You can apologize for the tone, but in truth you don't regret the outburst - you *can* handle yourself and she was out of line laying one upside your head - especially after that cerebral hemorrhage you suffered. One glance at Arizona's smoldering eyes tells you she'll see clean through that kind of half-assed apology. She's never spoken a word to you, but you've always understood her easily - and it seems to work both ways, even when you wish it wouldn't. And if what Naka said about her feelings towards you are true - - Naka. That's right. She went and took it out on Naka, too - blaming the subordinate for the master's mistakes. That needs dealing with, too. [ ] Explain flat-out who and what you are - not a rear-echelon motherfucker, no matter how much they want to make you one. You'll exercise due diligence, you won't take stupid risks, you'll shape up - but you are NOT a god damned paper-pusher, and it's not in you to become one. (She is NOT going to like hearing this.) [ ] ... it might be best to get it out in the open. Raise the issue of her putting you on a pedestal. Others have sacrificed more than you, and there will be more and greater in the days and weeks to come - she has to get her perspective right before then, or it'll tear her apart when you finally DO lose a shipgirl... or you.[ ] Challenge her about hitting Naka - put HER on the defensive to start with. That wasn't right, and she damn well knows it.
>>44673013FIRST FOR FAIRY FIGHTERS!
FIRST FOR SHITPOSTING.
>>44673016>[X] Explain flat-out who and what you are - not a rear-echelon motherfucker, no matter how much they want to make you one. You'll exercise due diligence, you won't take stupid risks, you'll shape up - but you are NOT a god damned paper-pusher, and it's not in you to become one. (She is NOT going to like hearing this.)
>>44673016>[ ] ... it might be best to get it out in the open. Raise the issue of her putting you on a pedestal. Others have sacrificed more than you, and there will be more and greater in the days and weeks to come - she has to get her perspective right before then, or it'll tear her apart when you finally DO lose a shipgirl... or you.
>>44673016>[ ] ... it might be best to get it out in the open. Raise the issue of her putting you on a pedestal. Others have sacrificed more than you, and there will be more and greater in the days and weeks to come - she has to get her perspective right before then, or it'll tear her apart when you finally DO lose a shipgirl... or you.>[ ] Challenge her about hitting Naka - put HER on the defensive to start with. That wasn't right, and she damn well knows it.
>>44673040What the second-to-last one from? I don't remember her.
>>44673016>[ ] ... it might be best to get it out in the open. Raise the issue of her putting you on a pedestal. Others have sacrificed more than you, and there will be more and greater in the days and weeks to come - she has to get her perspective right before then, or it'll tear her apart when you finally DO lose a shipgirl... or you.This seems to be the most tactful option, but it does need to be said that some of her actions were out of line, such as completely blaming Naka. Likewise, a reconciliation of some sort does seem to be in order
>>44673016>[ ] Challenge her about hitting Naka - put HER on the defensive to start with. That wasn't right, and she damn well knows it.Let's soften her armor first before touching the other topic.
>>44673098Yamato's fairies
>>44673016>[ ] Challenge her about hitting Naka - put HER on the defensive to start with. That wasn't right, and she damn well knows it.
>>44673098Part of Yamato's hotel service.
>[ ] ... it might be best to get it out in the open. Raise the issue of her putting you on a pedestal. Others have sacrificed more than you, and there will be more and greater in the days and weeks to come - she has to get her perspective right before then, or it'll tear her apart when you finally DO lose a shipgirl... or you.>>44673040Fairy fighters are best fighters.
Well, I'm certainly early
>>44673016Hoo boy>[ ] ... it might be best to get it out in the open. Raise the issue of her putting you on a pedestal. Others have sacrificed more than you, and there will be more and greater in the days and weeks to come - she has to get her perspective right before then, or it'll tear her apart when you finally DO lose a shipgirl... or you.I don't like it, but it really should be said. The fact that we haven't lost any shipgirls yet is amazing, but we can't guarantee it won't happen. And we've been losing human crew and airmen too. She doesn't need to fuck off, we don't need to go all stone-coldhearted we just need to accept that the world is just a bit fucked for now
>>44673016>[X] ... it might be best to get it out in the open. Raise the issue of her putting you on a pedestal. Others have sacrificed more than you, and there will be more and greater in the days and weeks to come - she has to get her perspective right before then, or it'll tear her apart when you finally DO lose a shipgirl... or you.
>[ ] ... it might be best to get it out in the open. Raise the issue of her putting you on a pedestal. Others have sacrificed more than you, and there will be more and greater in the days and weeks to come - she has to get her perspective right before then, or it'll tear her apart when you finally DO lose a shipgirl... or you.
>>44673016[X] ... it might be best to get it out in the open. Raise the issue of her putting you on a pedestal. Others have sacrificed more than you, and there will be more and greater in the days and weeks to come - she has to get her perspective right before then, or it'll tear her apart when you finally DO lose a shipgirl... or you.
>>44673016[ ] ... it might be best to get it out in the open. Raise the issue of her putting you on a pedestal. Others have sacrificed more than you, and there will be more and greater in the days and weeks to come - she has to get her perspective right before then, or it'll tear her apart when you finally DO lose a shipgirl... or you.Whoo, right on time!
This is a tough one...>>44673016>[x] ... it might be best to get it out in the open. Raise the issue of her putting you on a pedestal. Others have sacrificed more than you, and there will be more and greater in the days and weeks to come - she has to get her perspective right before then, or it'll tear her apart when you finally DO lose a shipgirl... or you.We should delay the Naka discussion until after we get over this hurdle. Might want to see if she feels bad about hitting Naka on her own before chastising her about it.>>44673098Yamato Hotel fairy.
>>44673016>[ ] Explain flat-out who and what you are - not a rear-echelon motherfucker, no matter how much they want to make you one. You'll exercise due diligence, you won't take stupid risks, you'll shape up - but you are NOT a god damned paper-pusher, and it's not in you to become one. (She is NOT going to like hearing this.) >[ ] ... it might be best to get it out in the open. Raise the issue of her putting you on a pedestal. Others have sacrificed more than you, and there will be more and greater in the days and weeks to come - she has to get her perspective right before then, or it'll tear her apart when you finally DO lose a shipgirl... or you.Only in reverse.
>>44673113Yukari pls
>>44673013As a note, Rufus Shinra over on SB is a prideful Frenchman. While he probably isn't lying to you, he is almost certainly presenting things in a way that look best for French ducks.
When are krautbotes going to arrive in Yokosuka, and will Pf be writing them from now on?
>>44673016>[x] ... it might be best to get it out in the open. Raise the issue of her putting you on a pedestal. Others have sacrificed more than you, and there will be more and greater in the days and weeks to come - she has to get her perspective right before then, or it'll tear her apart when you finally DO lose a shipgirl... or you.settle yo dude bro we're supposed to be apologising what the fuck are these they don't look like apologies.anyway let's pick the option that won't get our shit slapped right off the bat. sorta sneaking up on the topic of how we're right about everything and she's wrong.
>>44673016>[ ] ... it might be best to get it out in the open. Raise the issue of her putting you on a pedestal. Others have sacrificed more than you, and there will be more and greater in the days and weeks to come - she has to get her perspective right before then, or it'll tear her apart when you finally DO lose a shipgirl... or you.Lets get this thing Settled.
>>44673324No.
>>44673324Don't get your hopes up, the Greek can barely write American and Nip boats as it is.
>>44673324Never and no.
So, how many carriers do you think can fit against a door with an ear pressed up to it?
Here's a picture of South Dakota if anyone cares.
>>44673369>>44673359>>44673372I figured. Well, it was worth a shot. But if they're already on the plane, they are going to arrive. It's just a question of how long we can ignore them.
>>44673016>[x]AM I BEING DETAINED?
>Ari's face when[> ] ... it might be best to get it out in the open. Raise the issue of her putting you on a pedestal. Others have sacrificed more than you, and there will be more and greater in the days and weeks to come - she has to get her perspective right before then, or it'll tear her apart when you finally DO lose a shipgirl... or you.I don't think option 1 is going to work because she knows damn well about our inability to be a paper pusher. It's writ large all over the base and her face. Option 2 is the more reasonable answer.Option 3 should be saved for the inevitable moment where Arizona claims to be in complete control of herself. That's when you can drop the "what about what you did to Naka?" question on her. But starting off with that would be less useful.
>>44673016>[x] Explain flat-out who and what you are - not a rear-echelon motherfucker, no matter how much they want to make you one. You'll exercise due diligence, you won't take stupid risks, you'll shape up - but you are NOT a god damned paper-pusher, and it's not in you to become one. (She is NOT going to like hearing this.)>holy crap I'm actually reading a thread live for once
>>44673398Why does she look more like an adult version of Willie D?
>>44673403They'll hop on a bus.
>>44673016There's not really good options here... I'd want to go for the first AND second option, but... Well I know how planefaggit gets when we do that, so...Fuck's sake.>[o] ... it might be best to get it out in the open. Raise the issue of her putting you on a pedestal. Others have sacrificed more than you, and there will be more and greater in the days and weeks to come - she has to get her perspective right before then, or it'll tear her apart when you finally DO lose a shipgirl... or you.
>>44673016>[X] ... it might be best to get it out in the open. Raise the issue of her putting you on a pedestal. Others have sacrificed more than you, and there will be more and greater in the days and weeks to come - she has to get her perspective right before then, or it'll tear her apart when you finally DO lose a shipgirl... or you.Plz. She knows who you are and what you have to do, she's been stalking around Settle enough.She already knows hitting Naka was wrong. Belaboring the point is useless, beyond forcing her to apologize to Naka and have them buildup more friendship.
>[ ] Explain flat-out who and what you are - not a rear-echelon motherfucker, no matter how much they want to make you one. You'll exercise due diligence, you won't take stupid risks, you'll shape up - but you are NOT a god damned paper-pusher, and it's not in you to become one. (She is NOT going to like hearing this.)It's unfortunate that it's come to this, but the second option is avoiding the problem by pushing the blame on Arizona's expectations. The problem is Settle, and the sooner she realizes that, the easier things will be for the both of us.
>>44673016"I prefer red lace, not blue."
>>44673403From the Ask thingy>Well, now that Navy is confirmed TOP BITCH, will you be abandoning the krautbotes storyline that he started, and all that other secret squirrel shit he had Parker doing, or will you keep it up? >Parker et al are great characters, already integrated into the main storyline and advancing important plot points - they stay. The krautbotes, however - that's the exact kind of character bloat I really don't need, so, no.
>>44673403Maybe the Bundescunts will suddenly get the stick out of their arsch and recall them back to Germany.
>>44673492Thank you kind sir for linking me that much needed confirmation.
>>44673016>[ ] Explain flat-out who and what you are - not a rear-echelon motherfucker, no matter how much they want to make you one. You'll exercise due diligence, you won't take stupid risks, you'll shape up - but you are NOT a god damned paper-pusher, and it's not in you to become one. (She is NOT going to like hearing this.)
>>44673470We'd need an escape plan first
何にしますか?
>>44673438Because if you look at her history SHE IS. She the Willie Ds of Battleships.
>>44673380None of them. They're all too busy trying to pry PT-109 off of Kaga's leg.
>>44673016>[ ] ... it might be best to get it out in the open. Raise the issue of her putting you on a pedestal. Others have sacrificed more than you, and there will be more and greater in the days and weeks to come - she has to get her perspective right before then, or it'll tear her apart when you finally DO lose a shipgirl... or you.I hate all three options
>>44673013>[ ] ... it might be best to get it out in the open. Raise the issue of her putting you on a pedestal. Others have sacrificed more than you, and there will be more and greater in the days and weeks to come - she has to get her perspective right before then, or it'll tear her apart when you finally DO lose a shipgirl... or you.>[ ] Challenge her about hitting Naka - put HER on the defensive to start with. That wasn't right, and she damn well knows it.
[ ] ... it might be best to get it out in the open. Raise the issue of her putting you on a pedestal. Others have sacrificed more than you, and there will be more and greater in the days and weeks to come - she has to get her perspective right before then, or it'll tear her apart when you finally DO lose a shipgirl... or you.It's been a while since I've read the Nattle of L.A., so let me just confirm. Settle was KO for most of it, right? Most he did was order that strike after the CGC made to ram, and the PR made him and Hate the heroes to keep the public happy, right?[ ] Challenge her about hitting Naka - put HER on the defensive to start with. That wasn't right, and she damn well knows it. Bad enough Naka's depressed. Ari probably just fucked up the situation more.
>>44673460>>[ ] Explain flat-out who and what you are - not a rear-echelon motherfucker, no matter how much they want to make you one. You'll exercise due diligence, you won't take stupid risks, you'll shape up - but you are NOT a god damned paper-pusher, and it's not in you to become one. (She is NOT going to like hearing this.)I'm changing my vote to option 1 and 2
>>44673398
>>44673585With how things are I believe settles ancestor demonstrates our path rather well.
>>44673016>[x] ... it might be best to get it out in the open. Raise the issue of her putting you on a pedestal. Others have sacrificed more than you, and there will be more and greater in the days and weeks to come - she has to get her perspective right before then, or it'll tear her apart when you finally DO lose a shipgirl... or you.
>>44673543>needing an escape plan when encouraging Arizona to wear Soviet red.>>44673548先輩馬鹿です。
>>44673612>It's been a while since I've read the Nattle of L.A., so let me just confirm. Settle was KO for most of it, right? Most he did was order that strike after the CGC made to ram, and the PR made him and Hate the heroes to keep the public happy, right?Not quite. He was conscious for most of it- except for the aftermath of the bridge hits- but he definitely was in that uniquely frustrating position of having to COMMAND.That is, Trusting the people under you to do their jobs with some instruction from you but they were the ones who did the real work and they're all the ones who died.
Wow thread is heading to depression levels...time to post cute ships.
While we wait, have Yamato's thoughts on her class.
>>44673702That's a very western style of art.
>>44673621Input nope picture here cause I am to terrified of yours to find one.
Awaiting further Nice Things.
>>44673729
>>44673733https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zuBSUJfpBk
>>44673708silly yamatsyour tits aren't uselessthey're full of japan's hopes and dreams
HOKAYDOKE VOTES CALLED
>>44673764>they're full of japan's hopes and dreamsIf they were then she'd be as flat as a board.
>>44673620>I'm changing my vote to option 1 and 2>my vote to option 1 and 2>option 1 and 2>1 and 2anon plz
>>44673702BINGO BANGO BONGO YOU CAN'T SINK THE KONGO DESS!>>44673708I agree with this guy >>44673764Besides, Yamato is definitively not useless (especially if we can get some fairies to do some god-damn engineering work and tweak that engine to not need half the earth's reserve of fuel every voyage). She was just used badly.
ITS TIME
>>44673787>>44673764If we're going for FULL OF HOPES AND DREAMS, then we should go with the actual character who said it.
>>44673669The bridge hit's the one where he got that piece of Shrapnel, right? (Only reason I remembered is 'cause it made me think of Venom Snake)The question is, though, would they have done it if you hadn't told them? What would've happened if the Monitor (I think it was a monitor) didn't go down in the strike Settle ordered? Would Iowa have had a harder time defending LA when Higgins went DIW? It's just me speaking here, but I think it takes a certain kind of person to give that kind of order, with several injuries, under pressure, and knowing that lives will be lost, but more will be saved.Which brings me to another question. About the families of Settle's (former) crew (other than that girl Hate was dating. We all know how Hate is). What do they think of Settle? Do we have an idea of their opinion on the man who led their loved ones to their deaths and got praised for their efforts?
>Real Talk with Arizona wins by a landslideoh my god
>>44673764>silly yamats>your tits aren't useless>they're full of japan's hopes and dreamsExcept her tits aren't even that big. She wears a Type-91 bra to pad herself out.
>>44673855
>>44673855Problem? No I'm serious.
>>44673887It's planefag, he has lots of problems.
>>44673887Anon has picked a mostly non horrible idea.
>>44673894Does it involve a toilet glock?
>>44673894I'm inclined to believe that actually.
>>44673854>It's just me speaking here, but I think it takes a certain kind of person to give that kind of order, with several injuries, under pressure, and knowing that lives will be lost, but more will be saved.It absolutely does. I'm not saying that Settle was useless in that fight, but leadership like that is VERY EASY to feel like you could have done more, like you didn't do enough.As for what everybody thinks about Settle, we don't know. He probably intentionally tries not to find out.It's weird thinking that people like Mustin's skipper fought using lessons and tricks that his ship pioneered by fire.>>44673855
>>44673756Hopefully PSVR support is actual in-cockpit gameplay, not some stupid skydiving minigame. And Project Aces have taken their lumps from Assault Horizon and make a proper Ace Combat game this time.
>>44673906Yep. For once.
POSTING SHIPSGerman Königsberg-class cruiser Köln arriving in Danzig, june 20 1930>>44673928I'm a tripfag, you should not believe everything I say!
>>44673939They oughta. They already did pretty well with Infinity, wallet wall aside.The problem is the possible over-saturation of drones.
>>44673966Ok fine, point taken.
>>44673961And thus the Doom is coming. Signs of the Apoc and all.
>>44673564Iowa's no slouch in the fuck-up department either, considering that she ran aground hard on her voyage from New York to Maine, July 16, 1943. Book I'm reading from also says her dimensions, including fuel tanks
>>44673973Eh, I'm not too worried about AERIAL SWARM BOSS. The volumetric cloud gimmick is more worrying, if it's shoehorned in at all occasions rather than used sparingly.
>>44673934So we can both agree that Settle has it rough and it will only get rougher. Poor guy.Speaking of whom, whatever happened to Iowa? She's still in LA, right?
>>44673961We're like an idiot savant when it comes to navigating the troubled waters of a shipgirl's heart. See: How we avoided getting murdered by Kaga/Hornet shanking Kaga/not coming off as a complete uppity foreign devil and planefag's amazement then
>>44673989She didn't run aground quite as hard as Missouri, though. She ended up with the nickname 'Muddy Mo' after that one.
On a completely unrelated-to-thread note, areo homo's favorite doujin got a new chapter
>>44674003I'll wait to see it in action before I pass judgement.
>>44674010Still in LA, yup
>>44673854Odds are anything to do with Higgins and that whole shebang are classified TOP SECRET EYES ACCEPTED AS PAYMENT BECAUSE YOU WON'T NEED THEM WHERE YOU'RE GOING. So sadly the families of those who died probably got the standard heroes spiel.
So is it really okay to just leave Essex where she is without further instruction? How badly have America-Japan relationships crumbled while she's been unsupervised? Did she do some other kind of stupid thing we wish we'd been around to stop? I'm worried we're going to get a frantic call telling us to get our Yankee kanmusu under control before she gets blown out of the water on principle.
>>44673729Too bad, time for more SOON
>>44674022Fair enough but point still stands. Hell, if she ever shows up and Willie gets sad, she could point that fact out to cheer her up.
>>44674062Adm. Thomas aka GOD is there now.
>>44674066Man, that image angle really makes it look like Whiskey is doing an amphibious assault, eh?
>>44674062Thomas hasn't barged in to shout for our help yet, so presumably he and whoever the hell is on Blue Ridge were able to get her focused after the initial confusion of her arrival.
>>44674100It does.
>>44673989Don't forget Missouri. Muddy Mo. Somebody should write about that. I wonder how she'll react to the nickname.Oh, and Intrepid. They called her Decrepit and Dry I 'cause she was always in the Dry Docks getting fixed. Maybe they can start a "Bad Luck Anonymous." Yukikaze can be their couselor.
>>44674082Nah, Admiral Thomas is just our boss, as head of 5th Fleet. GOD would be the CNO.
Excellent. I'm here on time.
>>44674082>Adm. Thomas aka GOD is there now.You think Essex gives a fuck?She seemed to not give a fuck that an admiral who knew what was going on in the operational space was telling her that American lives were being lost because she was mucking things up.
>>44674082He's not Adm. GOD. If I remember correctly, that title goes to Adm. Greenert.
>>44674059Yeah, no, not likely in the second-largest media market in the country, where the local TV stations have helicopters airborne constantly to be able to do live broadcasts of high-speed police chases. The Battle of Los Angeles would have been seen on national television just like 9/11 was, because there was no way to prevent live coverage.
Biker Kanmusu when? I'd expect Shimakaze to have taken a liking to them for more SPEED
>>44674113>GIVE ME RAMMING SPEED! WE'LL HIT NORFOLK WITH THE POWER OF A THOUSAND SUNS!
>>44674062>is it really okay to just leave Essexessex invaded japan once already, she knows how it works.conventional fleet commander will sure be glad to dump the steaming pile on our desk tho
>>44674142The 'almost got murdered by pt boats and got saved by jap helos' seemed to have put her in a more agreeable mood when last we saw her
>>44674159Screw that, buddhist bikers when?
>>44673928If the IRC channels topic was anything to go by a few days ago, he has a yandere after his head. And this time, it's NOT his sister trying to kill him.
>>44674100You should see it in person sometime. You come around the corner of the building you parked at, and, suddenly, BATTLESHIP, two blocks away. Headed straight down the fuckin' STREET.Yeah, it kind of takes you by surprise.
>>44674066
>>44673855I don't undestand if you're saying this is an awful idea of a good one. Context leads me to believe awful, but everyone else is patting themselves on the back for the great decision.
>>44674215Hmm if we post more dess will Kongou come back to the thread?
>>44674253>Context leads me to believe awful, but everyone else is patting themselves on the back for the great decision.Welcome to KCQ.
>>44674119It's kinda sad when you look at this history stuff to see just how fucked up these ships would be if they actually came back à la KanColle. Also, South Dakota had slightly bigger fuel tanks (7318.9 tons) than Iowa (7300 tons) while Alabama had significantly smaller fuel tanks (6974.9 tons)
>>44674262Yeah. a slightly mild Kongou, who took our advice seriously and now has Goto after our heads for messing with his daily dosage of "BURNING LOVE!"
>>44673855We're not COMPLETELY worthless, Planefag.
>>44674253>We're going to have a heart to heart with one waifu while the other potential waifu is a room overThis is a terrible idea. Watch. It'll be a routelock.
>>44673040the cutest part of the franchise
>>44674314So breast size differences?
>>44673867If you look at any of Yoshinori's promotional art you'll realize that's not true.Example:
>>44674331Watch all the other carriers try to pry a dog off, but one carrier is listening in at the door.
>>44674331I dunno nothing is set in stone....though this is looking to be more of a...gentle turn down.Captcha asks for boats...a sign?
>>44674253Oftentimes in battle there are no 'good' decisions. Just the 'best' decision is the one that has the best chance of accomplishing what you want with the least amount of harm to you and what you care about.'Love is a battlefield.
>>44674154Well anything to do with the HIGGINS I mean. From an outside tv helicopter perspective Settle is obviously responsible for missile massacring the coast guard cutter. But some of the other things like moving into torpedo range would not be so obvious. As far as the command decisions he personally made on the bridge that led to his crew's deaths those combat logs are likely classified under the bus at this point.And even if that wasn't classified are you really going to tell families why they have to bury people in a shoebox and who pushed the button to make it happen? How much detail does the military disclose about that sort of thing? (I honestly have no idea).
Next update will be 15 minutes later than the usual lateness, gonna catch dinner real fast
>>44674314Wouldn't make it any less amusing if the "Bad Luck Ships" formed a "Fuckups Anonymous" and had Yukikaze counseling them. Imagine Yukikaze trying to cure Missouri of her jazz about "Muddy Mo" by taking her to a spa, getting a mud treatment, and saying: "See? The mud is good for you!"
>>44674291So what would one of those look like as a shipslut?
>>44674349Perhaps. Unfortunately, the book only covers United states battleship history with dimensions and blueprints from 1935-1992. No details on Pennsylvania class battleships.
>>44674382Ah so the Greek is hunting rats I take it?
>>44674385Missouri had bad luck?
>>44674379Can love bloom, even on a battlefield?
>>44674402I'm curious, what is this book?
>>44674395Oompa-Loompa.Or whatever the russian equivalent of a chihuahua is
>>44674395WIDE LOAD
>>44674424Can love blam on the battlefield?
>>44674442Iowa is fat.
I ran out of botes to post.
>>44674484And that's after she sucks in her gut to fit though the canal.
>>44674487Post cruisers. Or CVEs.
>>44674484Nah, Iowa just got dem hips.
>>44674484>>44674506Hate, tell your girl to exercise more.
>>44674487>>44674510
>>44674385educate the ground-pounder. Wtf is this muddy mo busniess?
Since it'll be a while yet before next post...have a short-haired Shoukaku in a bob cut.
>>44674430Battleships: United States Battleships, 1935-1992 by William H. Garzke, Jr. and Robert O. Dulin, Jr. one of dads old naval academy textbooks. Has a brief section on battleship development prior to 1935, but it mainly focuses on the North Carolinas, South Dakotas, Iowa, and Montana class battleships. Has blueprints and dimensions for each ship of those classes along with hypothetical redesigns such as missile battleships and hybrid battleship carriers that the navy toyed around with in the 20's and 30's.
>>44674484
>>44674561Ah, I see. Thanks.
>>44674421She got hit by a Kamikaze pilot (Supposedly, you can still see the dent if you visit her), and she ran aground. It was so bad, they started calling her Muddy Mo.
>>44674487navsource is an excellent repository for things like these
>>44674564She's not Akatsuki!>>44674546One of the Iowa-class ships ran aground.
How do shipgirls keep their bulkheads intact?
>>44674597Essex got hit, too, but it seems to have merely given her brain damage.
>>44674546From book: on 17 January 1950, while on a routine training mission, Missouri ran aground at the entrance to the Chesapeake bay. It took a month to free her from the shoals due to damage she had received to her fuel tanks.
>>44674610Plenty of white, sticky glue
>>44674605Ah, ok. And I know who Mo' is, I may be a grounder-pounder but I can still appreciate all that glorious fire power.
>>44674605>She's not Akatsuki!Akatsuki you say!
>>44674538Do Russians actually have BB sized ships loaded full of missiles?
>>44674639Pretty sure she already had that.
>>44674655They have the Kirov's, which are pretty dang big.
>>44674549This is unexpectedly good.I still prefer long hair though.
>>44674640This was despite several bridge crew telling the captain that THERE'S A FUCKING HAZARD RIGHT THERE.
>>44674652>Using Oowashi>ever0/10 would not save the Archangel with.>>44674655>Soviet dreadnaught shipgirl>Allied drone carrier shipgirl>Yuri Boomer shipgirlWould actually like to see this done in art.
>>44674561Get a copy of "U.S. Battleships: An Illustrated Design History" by Norman Friedman, and you'll get the details on the pre-1935 classes. It doesn't have full blueprints, but it does get into the reasons behind the various design decisions for every class of US battleship from the original Texas and Maine all the way up through the Montanas and the various rebuild proposals of the 50s through 80s, plus the most exhaustive list of specifications I've ever seen for them, including detailed weight breakdowns and stability information.
>>44674683Any good as a ship? In real life I meant. We all know Kirovs are godly in RA2.
>>44674655At one point, yes. Nuclear-powered too.
>>44674684I love all styles of Shoukaku>>44674699>>Using Oowashi>>ever>0/10 would not save the Archangel with.It's Akatsuki with Gundam Akatsuki as her rigging.
Wait a second, how did Essex know how to meme if she was under the pineapple sea for 30 years?>>44674718Why does it need a tower that size? Is it trying to out-pagoda the Nips?
>>44674159Interesting idea, but I'm focusing on naval operations at the moment. And uh, hypothetically, what is the maximum tonnage of vessel you could equip with hydrofoils? Does anyone know? Like, could a destroyer be outfitted with them? Hypothetically.
->>44674716They've never been used in combat, of course. But they've got 20 P-700 Granits. Which are nasty-missiles.
>>44674610The pain and suffering of fairies.
>>44674699Where is Yuri's magnetic tank to pull in all the ship girls onto land.
>>44674742I know. I was referring to the particular backpack she's using. That's the Oowashi pack, the Akatsuki's atmospheric combat pack. It lacks the remote drones that the Oowashi pack uses.
>>44674699This is the only fanart I know of.>>44674742Jeseus those are nice bulges.
>>44674655>>44674683>>44674716Kirov Stronk!In reality, they are somewhat underarmed in terms of offensive missiles compared to smaller modern vessels (though have shit-tons of SAM capability), and most of them are falling apart.
>>44674546January 17, 1950. Missouri ran aground while sailing through Chesapeake Bay (if I'm not mistaken) and ran aground. She stuck in the sand/mud/silt/whateveryouwannacallit for two weaks before they got her out, and she had to be sent to dry docks for repairs, where they had to take out the hull of the incomplete Kentucky to accommodate her. Her captain was court martialed, stripped of his command, and basically, any advancement in his military career ended because he ended up beaching the last battleship to be completed by the USN that also happened tobe the ship where Japan signed the surrender.
>>44674744Essex wasn't under the pineapple sea for 30 years. She was sitting in the shaving goods aisle of a Wal-Mart in Truth or Consequences, New Mexico, for thirty years.
>>44674716>>44674718Issue is that is a LOT of eggs in one easily-targeted basket. Trust me, I would LOVE to see battleships make a comeback, but it's just more cost effective to have 4-5 missile destroyers, rather than one bigass ship.Of course, I wonder what'd happen if we got the fairies to fit the girls with nuclear power systems?Guys, nuclear reactors, or hybrid engines? Which'd be better? Honestly, my money's on the hyrbrid batteries; they're less of a hazard in combat. How're modern ships powered anyhow? Still oil-burners?
>>44674762Make them big enough, and you could. We couldn't give you a planing hull, though--you're too long, you'd never get enough speed to get up on the step.
>>44674602>>44674744Radar benefits from tall masts too. That's why planes are so good at the job.
>>44674784Hmm good point...here's my rebuttal.
>>44674798>Allied destroyer shipgirl>The osprey is an actual osprey, acting as the destroyer shipgirl's familiarI approve of this idea.>>44674777Hah, I use that cheat all the time.LET'S SEE YOU FLOAT ON LAND YOU SWINGING SHIPS!
>>44674744She didn't. It was entirely by coincidence or accident.
>>44674820Gas turbines, for the most part. Diesel in the slower ones, and most, if not all of our carriers are nuclear-powered at this point.
>>44674820You'd be surprised how dangerous hybrid batteries can be when their damaged.
>>44674820Gas turbine engines--basically, lots and lots of jet engines geared to turn the shafts.
>>44674862Your average laptop battery has the explosive potential of a frag grenade!
>>44674847>Shiranui Backpack>It's just Shiranui directing the remote bitsKeke
So... Whats the bet that something on Iwo Jima interrupts everything
>>44674806Two weeks? That's how long it took for the FIRST attempt, which failed because an unknown shipwreck had skewered three of her fuel tanks. It took another three days before they finally worked her off of it and had her repaired.m same book, also describes Alaska class battlecruisers
>>44674893I'm willing to bet the piece-of-crap bicycle laying at the side of my house.
>>44674820A Kirov only carried 34 attack missiles, apparently.And then like a hundred SAMs because russia.
>>44674762LArgest was the HMCS Bras d'Or, at a mere 240 tons. You'd have great difficulty getting something Destroyer-sized up to planing speeds. Maybe if you stuck a nuke plant in there and crammed it full of pumpjets.
>>44674862Surely less so than a nuclear reactor though? It's one thing to have them on carriers, as they're not expected to be in range of anything, or stop anything before it gets through to them, but on an armoured cruiser or battleship?>>44674880>>44674860Huh, I guess that kind of makes sense. Still, there has to be a more efficient way to move the fleet than fossil fuels? There must be?>>44674881Okay, that HAS to be bullshit. I know if you crack a battery's casing it can be bad, but they wouldn't sell something THAT dangerous, surely?
>>44674806>last battleship to be complete by the USNWhy does everyone forget Wisconsin?
>>44674898So her fuel tanks took a hit. Huh. Imagine a returned Missouri asking Admiral to give her a massage 'cause her fuel tanks are sore.
>>44674920>because russiaVery cute and sex?
>>44674927Lithium batteries are normally quite stable. If you overload them, they become significantly less stable. This is very hard to do, by the way.
>>44674950British shipgirls bullying Russian shipgirls when?
>>44674942Because Wisky was completed before Mo, even if Mo had her keel laid down earlier.
Why is our next DD as big as a BB?
>>44674927>Okay, that HAS to be bullshit. I know if you crack a battery's casing it can be bad, but they wouldn't sell something THAT dangerous, surely?Same amount of energy stored, but a grenade releases it in microseconds whereas a battery on fire will burn for seconds.
>>44674977all those growth hormones in the beef nowadays
>>44674942Because nobody likes the Packers
>>44674977Because it performs the same mission as a BB, and then some
>>44674977Why were the Des Moines-class cruisers over 700 feet long?
>>44674950Because Russia cannot carrier. Since they din't have planes for fleet defence, they needed ALL THE SAMs instead.
>>44674971>>44674942Why are you namefagging?
>>44674809>Truth or Consequences, New Mexico,Please tell me that is a real place.
>>44674969I doubt the Limeys have enough girls to spare.
>>44675006What do you men?
>>44675015https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Truth_or_Consequences,_New_Mexico
>>44675024Get out.
>>44675015That reminds me that over here there's a town called Better Than Nothing.
>>44675024lurk moar
>>44675024He means why are you using a name? There is no purpose for it.I'm going to take a hazard of a guess that this is your first time of 4chan am I right?
>>44674927blast a shell hole in a pebble bed reactor and some hot water comes out.poke a lithium battery with a .22lr and you get a fire that burns underwater, emits clouds of bone-meltingly toxic gas, and can only be extinguished by flooding the compartment with halon, killing any crew who didn't skedaddle.
>>44675024if you weren't a newfag you would know. we already have enough cancerous namefags and tripfags shitting up the thread. fuck off and lurk more.
>>44675024sb get out reeee
>>44674927>>44674966>>44674984>>44674881https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-xPHopebiENow imagine one the size of a truck.
>>44675020>the RN>running out of shipsOK, so we suck /now/, but that;s due to the MoD's strict cross-service "we can't have nice things" policy.
Oh for fucks sake are we really going to start about namefags again?
>>44675100EXACTLY.
So, as a little update to our campaign, we got through the first mission all right and wiped out all the Abyssals. Some highlights:Spee and Alabama totally failing some critical social checks, resulting in Bama princess carrying a naked Spee across our carrier mobile base for the whole crew to see.Victorious becoming our de facto leader and dropping spaghetti EVERYWHERE. The high point (or low, depending on your point of view), is when she accidentally faceplanted into an ammo crate, spilling bullets everywhere, which somehow got recorded and went viral on youtube.Hoel obtaining shit tons of ammunition for the fleet by literally ripping the shells right out of poor Abyssals.Tashkent causing an Abyssal to faint by literally circlestrafing it to death. (pic related)Vetehinen stabbing everything. EVERYTHING.
>>44675110It's a day ending with y right?
>>44675110it wouldn't be a problem if normies would get out reeeeeor bothered to lurk for ten fucking minutes
>>44675091I don't recognize the username, he isn't from SB. Maybe TVCancer?
>>44675104Poor limeys.Welp, should've invaded the mainland US back in Napoleon's time then!
>>44675003Is that still true?
>>44675110>>44675110Lurk more newfag.
>>44675020Damn straight. Which, along with >>44675006 reminds me that I need to get back to writing, lest I catch Planefag-itus>>44675083So the answer is thorium reactors, just like in most other situations. Wonderful! Now we just need fairies to get on it! Speaking of which, I'mma get back to work...>>44675104I actually plan to partly address that in my writefaggotry. Isn't it FUCKING AMAZING how the imminent threat of destruction and horrific fates worse than death can reverse 30-something years of military fiscal policy!
>>44675119>Hoel obtaining shit tons of ammunition for the fleet by literally ripping the shells right out of poor Abyssals.If the abyssals were people then that would be a war crime.But they are not so who gives a fuck?
>>44675049Thank you America.
>>44675149>Should have gotten buttfucked by napoleon then
>>44675150https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_aircraft_carriers_of_Russia_and_the_Soviet_Union
I'm not going to insist PF includes this ship/girl in the quest, because I fully understand he's trying to fend off character bloat. But that doesn't mean I can't let you all know how goddamn awesome this ship was.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_Borie_%28DD-215%29Check out her final fight.
>the namefag spark is litAnd things were going so nicely, too
>>44675167>But they are not so who gives a fuck?A bunch of anons in Merc's quest.
>>44675135A quick Google search brings up the Kancolle wiki page. He's even more cancerous than a tvcancerfag.
>>44675119I like her decision to call it Cyka
>>44675189namefag fire doesn't even rise, it's just low-key shouting at autists
>>44675186USS not appearing in this quest
>>44675074Not really. I've been here a few times, but this is my first time participating in a thread. I always seemed to miss the updates until now.Anyway, is something wrong with me using a name?
>>44675189honestly namefag bitching is one of the better forms of shitposting
>>44675164Just one thing to note, according to BAe, the UK could pump out at least one type 45 destroyer in 6-8 months at a full wartime footing (having people working 24/7). So the UK should also be able to produce at least one Queen Elisabeth class carrier in 12-14 months.I was planning to exploit that but seeing as my work is ruled as non-canon then what's the damn point in keeping the info to myself?
>>44675189Namefags ruin everything if they're not contributing or shitposting.
>>44675228Yes.Fuck off.
>>44675228>Advancer231Lurk more you stupid shit stain or at least go google the fucking culture.
>>44675228>still namefaggingFuck off and lurk more newfag.
>>44675228It's generally viewed as deliberately calling attention to yourself, which is frowned upon when you haven't actually DONE anything (run a quest, draw things, write things, etc).
>>44675228Anons get assblasted when people try and differentiate themselves. God knows there's been enough bitching at others in this quest.See>>44675246>>44675252>>44675256
>>44675228It's generally frowned upon unless you're contributing/have contributed something to the thread. 4chan is a largely anonymous board and they get upset if it looks like you're hunting for attention.I largely get a free pass because a) I have contributed something http://pastebin.com/ttZY8BxE and b) I fully admit I'm a faggit. If you can't laugh at yourself, don't post here, pal.
>>44675228There is literally no reason to use one, and the ~culture~ here leans heavily towards anonymous posting as the norm, to give you the Straight Dick Real Talk.Going out of your way to have a name comes off as attention-whoring if there's nothing you've done to need recognition- otherwise the only thing you become recognized for is seeking attention.Lurk more faggot
>>44675169the city changed it's name in order to win a radio contest for a game show.'Murrica
>>44675230Better than the waifu wars. What's going on with Akagi right now?
Writin, update done soon~
>>44675177VILLENEUVE A SHIT, 1805 BEST YEAR OF MY LIFE
>>44675287Eating a donut, probably engaged in some sort of sass battle with Hamp
>>44675228Long story short, there's this whole thing about anons getting pissy if you use a name for no reason. It's like trying to add value to your statements when no actual value exists. Writefags and Drawfags have a free pass to namefag as long as they are active but that's about it.So in short. Save us a bunch of trouble and please stop. Nobody gains anything out of you needlessly using a name.
>>44675241>I was planning to exploit that but seeing as my work is ruled as non-canon then what's the damn point in keeping the info to myself?And just who the fuck ruled it that, and when? I don't recall saying you were damned and excommunicate. Care to elaborate bro?
>>44675186>>44675186Where'd you learn about her? That's awesome!
>>44675209shit, you weren't kidding
>>44675272Get outta here, SB-fag
>>44675314But you said exactly that. Repeatedly.
>>44675220
>>44675269Well, at least you were nice about it. Clearly, I have much to learn.
>>44675287probably eating batleads food
>>44675351>But you said exactly that. Repeatedly.I said I'm not going to be writing krautboats in the main quest and that fluffbringer's stuff is double plus non canon. The fuck are you babbling about?
>>44675342He's not on SB or SV. He is on roosterteeth, the kancolle wiki, the RvB wiki, fanfiction, and MAL. This is what happens when you use one name for everything and try to a attentionwhore on a Mongolian Sockpuppet Forum. :^)
>>44675372Don't worry too much on it. Everyone was a newfag once.
>>44675211how do you know this WHO ARE YOU
>>44675315Probably BelaBatt. She just showed up last update and tried to stab an abyssal dreadnought with a pocketknife after dumping a load of torps into it after Wash already opened it up.
>>44675411something something it's SATURDAY NIGHT
>>44675314A few threads back (roughly around the time when I posted my latest thing for my Bradford saga) a number of people started saying that you had ruled that my stuff was explicitly non-cannon (as opposed to the grey area where writefags usually exist) in the IRC channel.So just to confirm, am I still in that grey starting area?
>>44675435CYKA BLYATT PEREVESTI DANNYY GOOGLE TY TRAKHAYESH'[SOVIET SHUTDOWN ENGAGED]
>>44675445That was probably NAVY spreading his salt.I ain't seen shit from Fap Angel saying you were noncanon, mate.
>All this shitposting>All this no updatesTruly, this is home.
Your heart sinks into your gut as you grapple with the truth - the longer you skirt this issue, the worse it's going to get. A Captain's job is to lead people, to shape a fusion of minds and men that exceed the simple sum of their parts - and a big part of that is listening to the specialists who know their business better than you do. And when it comes to women in particular, Naka has made a study of it you've neglected.Now you just need to speak it aloud without choking in embarrassment.“Arizona...” With her gaze pinning you to the wall, it's not easy. “Yeah, I was freaking careless, I know. That's on me. But-”Her eyebrow raises a millimeter - oh do go on, Admiral, I'd love to hear the 'but' that gets you out of this one. You draw yourself up to your full height, almost tucking your arms behind you like you're at parade rest before you catch yourself - that would be bad, very bad right now. But you need to be composed for this. “I think-” She tilts her head the barest fraction of an inch, eyebrow rising a little higher - *I didn't know you could.*“I think you're overestimating my value a bit,” you decide. Her eyebrows wrinkle as her expression shifts to an extremely dubious one - what *ever* gave you that idea, oh-blithering-moron-on-the-carpet-for-being-utterly-daft? You *do* bite your lip now, sucking in breath and holding it, trying to fill the hollow in your breast with air pressure before you take the plunge. “Why did you spend that whole video looking at me instead of the screen?”
Here's some no fucks given boat.
>>44675445I vaguely remember the Portsmouth thing being ruled non-canon, if that's what you're talking about.
Arizona's glower slides clean off her face, wide cornflower-blue eyes staring at you in complete shock. You hold eye contact, though every instinct tells you to give her privacy.But god help you, you've got to press this one. “Naka told me,” you say quickly and regret it instantly, but - “so it's not my imagination or my vanity, so spare me those retorts, okay?” You could've saved your breath - the only retort she's offering is a a slight, stunned shake of her head. “It's-” you shake your own head now, trying to sort the words through the fine mesh of professionalism. “I wouldn't say a damn thing if it didn't matter, but it does. I'm a Captain, Arizona. Not an Admiral. They can pin a star on me, it doesn't give me some ability I didn't have before. I threw a goddamn tantrum in the CIC when I thought Hornet was doomed, I-” you force the words out - “I'm not handling the burden of command very well. I was raised and trained to believe in leading from the front. Never asking someone to take a risk I wouldn't myself. But I'm not a desk jockey, Arizona, I just ain't. And even if I never go to sea again - I'm not sure it'd matter.” She shakes her head again, violently, hands making a wave-off motion, to what you don't know - and you wouldn't heed it anyway.
>>44675487'ERE WE GO
>>44675220Like I said, I know and fully understand that.>>44675315As >>44675413 guessed, through "Belated Battleships", a KC fanfic centred on the battleship USS New Jersey. (Who is portrayed as a brash, foul-mouthed, straight-talking love-letter to the '80s who hates decaf and mornings.) Borie was brought up about a week ago, and she was just written into a piece dealing with USS Washington's adventures on the West Coast.
“Abyssals mindfucked Goto right over the phone. Attacked us directly. So on, so forth. They don't play by the rules, and I've given them plenty of reasons to want me dead. Nobody's really safe, you know? You can't...” you sigh, and now you *do* close your eyes, unable to meet her raw, wide-eyed expression of woe a moment longer. “You can't go making life and death decisions when you're wrapped up emotionally with... certain people like that. I've been doing it myself, I... I know.” She remembers to breathe and starts making up for lost time, rapid respiration bordering on hyperventilation. You deem it safe to look at her shoes. You don't know what to say next, and the sound of her possible panic will soon twist your heart right of your chest. [ ] She's young - or in a young body. There's no limit on the life she could have once the abyssals are defeated - she could have anyone. Hell, if she outlives humans, then - she needs to wait. [ ] This would be a good time to get the fuck out before you put your foot in your mouth. [ ] Remind her that the buck stops with you - it's your *job* to take responsibility for things, and given the nature of current hostilities, that means you're in the line of fire one way or the other. You can't do your job right if she gives you special treatment. For both your sakes...
>>44675466Eh, I've got no idea wha was going on there. Navyfag seemed to be posting normally right up until the thread before last, then suddenly he is SALTLORD, LORD OF SALT and has been shitposting anonymously for weeks? Makes no goddamn sense. Fucking IRC drama leakage.
>>44675487>looking at me instead of the screen?because she's stealth kongou
>>44675196true they do bitch about "'muh abyssal rights" and "inhumane shit way to much"
>>44675445Bro, I honestly don't even know what you've been writing. There's so many writefags for KCQ now that I have a hell of a time keeping up with the ones that directly effect the main quest. You're gonna have to help me out here.
>>44675525>[x] This would be a good time to get the fuck out before you put your foot in your mouth.
>>44675525>Shut up and wait for her to get it together
>>44675516not a guess, I follow it too and have seen you in thread
>>44675525>[ ] This would be a good time to get the fuck out before you put your foot in your mouth.
>>44674840>>44674923Aaaaaaand another idea in the trashbin. At this rate, maybe I should just eat some engine components and see if my crew can't rebuild my engine to something more awesome.Also, Willie keeps saying she wants to buy me a sarong, whatever that is. Sounds slow.
>>44675525>[ ] This would be a good time to get the fuck out before you put your foot in your mouth. ARIZONA ROUTELOCK GOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGO
>>44675525[x] Keep quiet and wait for her response.
>>44675492I want to wear out her rifle barrels.
>>44675525>>Shut up and wait for her to get it together
I like this idea.>>44675525>Shut up and wait for her to get it together
>>44675525>Shut up and wait for her to get it togetherSounds like a plan
>>44675470>planefag said he was grabbing dinner>just said he was back and writing>updating not a minute laterwhat now, anon?
>>44675525>[ ] Remind her that the buck stops with you - it's your *job* to take responsibility for things, and given the nature of current hostilities, that means you're in the line of fire one way or the other. You can't do your job right if she gives you special treatment. For both your sakes...In for the penny in for the pound.
>>44675539I wrote the Portsmouth thing (as this anon >>44675498 remembers). Modern British cruiser getting blown the up by abyssals?Do you want me to put in the pastebin link to jog your memory a bit more?
>>44675525>>44675581This. Wait for the response.
>>44675525>[ ] This would be a good time to get the fuck out before you put your foot in your mouth.We don't know what we're doing.
>>44675525>[x]retrieve spaghetti
>>44675525>[x] Keep quiet and wait for her response.
>>44675525>[ ] Remind her that the buck stops with you - it's your *job* to take responsibility for things, and given the nature of current hostilities, that means you're in the line of fire one way or the other. You can't do your job right if she gives you special treatment. For both your sakes...
>>44673398>kneehigh rudder bootsI'm not sure how to feel about that.
>>44675525>[x]Arizona's a big girl. She doesn't need a hothead that can't think so good.
>>44675525>[x] Remind her that the buck stops with you - it's your *job* to take responsibility for things, and given the nature of current hostilities, that means you're in the line of fire one way or the other. You can't do your job right if she gives you special treatment. For both your sakes...
>>44675525>ALL ENGINES BACK FULL! DEPLOY ANTI-BEAM FLARES!
>>44675525>[ ] She's young - or in a young body. There's no limit on the life she could have once the abyssals are defeated - she could have anyone. Hell, if she outlives humans, then - she needs to wait.Then[ ] Remind her that the buck stops with you - it's your *job* to take responsibility for things, and given the nature of current hostilities, that means you're in the line of fire one way or the other. You can't do your job right if she gives you special treatment. For both your sakes...It's sad, it stops the waifuing (for now) but there's a war to be fought, and you really don't know whether the other person will be there tomorrow. Going with no one, no waifu at all. It's the mature option. Doesn't mean it isn't a crap option.
>>44675525>[x] Offer a paper bag to breathe in
[ ] Remind her that the buck stops with you - it's your *job* to take responsibility for things, and given the nature of current hostilities, that means you're in the line of fire one way or the other. You can't do your job right if she gives you special treatment. For both your sakes...Let's get off this ride.
>>44675466I don't think it was Navy. That's just not like him. For a few days I actively tried to figure out who the hell it was because the level of assblastedness is fucking impressive. I mean I've had people literally wish that my fingers would be smashed so i could never write again and I STILL haven't seen someone this pissed off at me - they were saltposting in /wqtg/ just yesterday in fact. I couldn't fathom that they could be that pissed unless I accidentally ran over their metaphorical dog or something. Doesn't really matter who it is, but it DOES matter who it isn't - please don't go saying Navyfag or anyone else is super bad evil saltposter or whatnot unless you know for a damn fact, because I honestly don't know of anyone who did writing for KCQ that should be tarred with that brush.
>Ari, you need to stop feeling the way you donope>Emotional driveby hithell no>Harden our heartsHaha no if Goto has to suffer the Dess so do we>>44675525>Shut up and wait for her to get it together
>>44675655>It's sad, it stops the waifuing (for now) but there's a war to be fought, and you really don't know whether the other person will be there tomorrow. Going with no one, no waifu at all. It's the mature option. Doesn't mean it isn't a crap option.>implying Shokaku won't continue regaling us later
>>44675603Yes, please link it.
>>44675663So was the guy who showed up in the IRC with Navy's identification not him, then?
>>44675635
>>44675525>>[ ] Remind her that the buck stops with you - it's your *job* to take responsibility for things, and given the nature of current hostilities, that means you're in the line of fire one way or the other. You can't do your job right if she gives you special treatment. For both your sakes...
>>44675516Someone say BelaBatt? Cool to see people hear read my stuff!
>>44675525>stfu and wait for her to get it together
>>44675686It was him, but he showed up to confirm he wasn't the shitstirrer, just that he was done writing
>>44675525>Shut up and wait for her to get it togetherAt the very least give her a chance to respond
>>44675686Navyfag confirmed he quit. I asked him directly if he was the one shitposting with the Fist of the Four Faggots stance and he denied it flat-out, and I believed him.
>>44675697>BelaBattYay! Get back to writing JMPer!
Soon.
>>44675525>[X] This would be a good time to get the fuck out before you put your foot in your mouth.
>>44675525>Shut up and wait for her to get it togetherIt's our turn to be the silent one
I don't know what to vote, and I don't care which bote we end up with, or don't, so I'm just gonna sit here and watch these waifufags freak out.Shame I don't have any popcorn.
>>44675716Ah. My apologies to him then, I was under the impression that he actually had been said shitposter.
>>44675525>[x] Remind her that the buck stops with you - it's your *job* to take responsibility for things, and given the nature of current hostilities, that means you're in the line of fire one way or the other. You can't do your job right if she gives you special treatment. For both your sakes...My personal instinct is to gtfo, but I think that's just my shy beta male who cannot into women talking.
Does Arizona know about the whole incident with us and Shigure too?I can't remember.
>>44675720Fuck yuooooo! I do what I waaaant!
>>[ ] Remind her that the buck stops with you - it's your *job* to take responsibility for things, and given the nature of current hostilities, that means you're in the line of fire one way or the other. You can't do your job right if she gives you special treatment. For both your sakes...This was always going to end in tears, it's good thing we're finally addressing it. I hope Naka isn't too far gone to appreciate geting her I-told-you-sos in.
>>44675734Bright pls, you're not a submarine skipper.
>>44675697Get back to writing murderballs and adorable CVEs, you!
>>44675734I'm changing my vote to shut up and wait for her to get it together.
>>44675525>[ ] This would be a good time to get the fuck out before you put your foot in your mouth.Bravely run away
>>44675525 #>[X] This would be a good time to get the fuck out before you put your foot in your mouth.
>>44675525>[ ] Remind her that the buck stops with you - it's your *job* to take responsibility for things, and given the nature of current hostilities, that means you're in the line of fire one way or the other. You can't do your job right if she gives you special treatment. For both your sakes..
>>44675570>Also, Willie keeps saying she wants to buy me a sarong, whatever that is. Sounds slow.Wait, this is slow:http://ep.yimg.com/ay/1worldsarongs/sheer-sarong-yellow-2.jpg
>>44675525>[X] Remind her that the buck stops with you - it's your *job* to take responsibility for things, and given the nature of current hostilities, that means you're in the line of fire one way or the other. You can't do your job right if she gives you special treatment. For both your sakes...
>>44675740HOPERIDESALONE
>>44675525>[o] This would be a good time to get the fuck out before you put your foot in your mouth. If the abyssals don't get him, Settle's going to die of a broken heart first. I sure as shit would...You can't expect them to fight this war without some attachment... You just can't. Why do you think their stats jump in the game, when you marry them? It's the human connection... it's what ties that messed-up, confused, emotional mess of warship and person together...
>>44675742There were also, like, four different anons sporting the NAVYFAG title at one point. In retrospect it was quite obvious it was some random shit-poster.
Reminder Abyssals are a superior lifeform.
>>44675525>Shut up and wait for her to get it togetherHABBENING
>>44675720>>44675755And I'm just sitting here watching you two. All the while giggling like an ass.
>anons making the correct decision two times in a row>with hidden optionThe sky is falling.
>>44675808superior buttform
>>44675525>[ ] This would be a good time to get the fuck out before you put your foot in your mouth.Ahahahaha fug no.
I'm surprised there's a turnout for flat out turning Arizona down. Anime has taught me that people enjoy love triangles that last forever.
>>44675684Here: http://pastebin.com/u/_Central/1/?o=a2Everything up to Thunderchild is what I wrote until I was convinced that is was as non cannon as the story about Arizona getting her voice back.
>>44675814Drink moar, buddy. Aren't you supposed to be writing an omake?
>>44675815I heard PANZER VOR and came here as soon as I could
>>44675808Abyssals? More like Assals, am I right?
>Shut up and wait for her to get it together
>>44675525[ ] Remind her that the buck stops with you - it's your *job* to take responsibility for things, and given the nature of current hostilities, that means you're in the line of fire one way or the other. You can't do your job right if she gives you special treatment. For both your sakes...As Commander of this Charlie Foxtrot, Settle is still the fucking CO, and this is his responsibility as an Officer in a time of War.
>>44675804They also tried their hand at making up lies about pretty much anything they could think of. I must have really, REALLY pissed them off something awful.
>>44675840You wrote the Thunderchild one?Good, because I fucking love the Thunderchild and am glad to see her as a shipgirl.Ulllaa, motherfucker.
>>44675815Even a blind pig finds an acorn now and then...
>>44674942Why is Wisconsin so flat?
>>44675837Wait what? Is that what that vote was?That makes little sense or are you just assuming?
>>44675875Fuel tank rupture?
>>44675525>[ ] This would be a good time to get the fuck out before you put your foot in your mouth.And that is how Settle serenely skedaddled away.
>>44675841I've got a quarter of a bottle of bourbon to polish off here and then I'm gonna start in on this slowly cooling pack of Shiner.
>>44675902Speedwagon pls
>That magical feeling of warmth-but-also-dread when people get behind my writeins
>>44675539>>44675684Maybe this will help, deme: http://pastebin.com/u/_CentralPersonally I'm not really a fan of the whole 'special snowflake one-off super-ship' used in the Portsmouth write-up, or the sequel(s) having Bradford walking around with cybernetic limbs that sound like something out of Shadowrun, not modern medical science. But then, I have this stick up my arse about logic and plausibility that may not be appropriate to a story about Cute BattleShipGirls doing Cute BattleShipThings....>>44675525>[X] This would be a good time to get the fuck out before you put your foot in your mouth.
>>44675902Settle should really take a page or two from Great Master N'oo'p.
>>44675525[ ] She's young - or in a young body. There's no limit on the life she could have once the abyssals are defeated - she could have anyone. Hell, if she outlives humans, then - she needs to wait.
>>44675861PF, is Sammy DE-431 or DD-832? Pixel's art has the number "832" on her rigging, but I'm pretty sure she's a DE.
>>44675892I'm assuming that's what we're trying to do. I do not assume that Arizona is going to agree with us. I'm looking forward to seeing what happens when she shits us up and gives us her view of the matter. Given her lack of a speaking voice, I'd put decent odds we get smacked again at some point...
>>44675938It's the Taffy 3 Sammy for sure. Pixel might've made a slight error with the pennant number.
>>44675927That means if it goes wrong, IT'S ALL YOUR FAULTNo pressure, though.
>>44675892>Telling her that it would be better for both of them if she stopped treating him special ie like someone she cared about instead of just her commanding officerYeah, that's the "turn her down" option alright.
>>44675875i don't know, I find the pics not draw them. But if I had to guess it because of her lack of armor compare to their displacement.Like here's some Prince of Wales. Who class had 15 inches of armor.
>>44675948I think literally telling her 'love someone else' or 'this is completely inappropriate' are much more the "shutting her down" options than, you know, listening to what she has to 'say'
>>44675840That was you? Huh... Re-reading it, it's not as bad as I remembered... And I was all ready to go at re-writing after I'm done with HMS Victory.Welp, one less thing for me to handle, I guess. Just as well. I likely wouldn't get it done before the quest ends.
>>44675929>Cute BattleShipGirls doing Cute BattleShipThings...You do know you're in a fapangel quest, right? It only seems that way at first until the first sign of PTSD shows up and then it's all downhill from there.
>>44675840I just scanned that and I didn't see a damn thing that would make it noncanon. I don't declare things noncanon unless anon is mewling paranoia about it possibly being canon, and even then I just like to sit back and laugh at the fucking idiots getting asspained over it (ZOMG DID SETTLE REALLY FUG ARIZONA ZOMG ZOMG ZOMG.) Even shipgirls being featured that haven't actually "come back" yet I just rule as being in the future, timeline-wise, compared to the quest to make thing simple. So chalk this up to someone making up more lies. Besides, I don't see why a sidestory being "non-canon" makes it any less valuable or fun to read. I wrote something for MGNQ that I planned on being explicitly non-canon (*before* the Writefags were cast out of the Promised Land by default) and it's something I liked writing a lot and put a decent amount of work into. So, yea.
>>44675861>janitor removes /qtg/ kebab with one click>then scraps naka for avatarfaggingwas it wrong to chuckle a little bit?
If Settle does not spill his pasta at least once I will be disappointed enough to do it for free.
>>44675987You may need this.
>>44675525>[ ] This would be a good time to get the fuck out before you put your foot in your mouth. Noooooooooooooooope
Long ago in a distant thread I brought up a psychological point...a romantic relationship with Arizona would only end in her either breaking down due to our hero attitude or in a roaring rampage of revenge.
>>44675897Nah, that's Missouri after she hit a shipwrecks hat skewered three fuel tanks. Wisconsin actually had the largest fuel tanos out of all the Iowa class (8,841.0 tons fuel oil) New Jersey had the smallest (8,084.1 as built, later increased to 8,841 tons) I screwed up earlier when I said the Iowa's only had 7,300 ton fuel tank capacity. The others are still correct though
>>44675990When the fuck did this happen?
>>44675974Superior.
I dislike writeins on principle, because they're either really bad, really tone-deaf, or a taped-together frankenvote.But hey, if it works...
>>44675772and somewhat lewd destroyers, can't forget those.
>>44675927It happened to me once back in the SWQ days. Feels nice, doesn't it?
>>44676021A girl has to have some days off.
>>44676007oh good i'm having FREEDOM FRIES tonight
>>44676019Last session. A tonload of posts were rekt for some reason, including story-relevant posts.
>>44675987My only stake in writeups being canon or not is where it involves how the fuck abyssals and kanmusu work
>>44675990It's like vacuuming a dirty floor and getting that one little lego bit sucked up by accident! We all know that feel. >>44676007WEW LADI'll let voting continue for a few minutes more, seeing that they're still going.
>>44676024The Kagerou class is built to be lewded.
>>44676019janitor got a bit enthusiastic in cleaning up the last thread.
>>44675525>Shut up and wait for her to get it togetherLISTEN IS WISDOM
>>44676008THERE ARE NO BRAKES ON THE ARIZONA TRAIN
>>44676013Really, huh? Poor girl.
>>44673113Quitter.
>>44676024Those are included in the "murderball" classification...
hokay that should do it. VOTES CALLED, WRITIN, ETC.
>>44676043>tfw she got meta-2/4/11'd
>>44676029
>>44676102Even in a Mongolian barbecue imageboard, 2-4-11!~
>>44676089They ARE the reason for the murderball classification.
>>44676019http://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/44612947/mouse hover over the trashcan icons for a timeline of deletionsnaka and hunter command were purged seperately from the shitposts, before you get all conspiracy-ymoot did declare that avatarfagging was grounds for post deletion, we're lucky the team mostly tolerates our stupid bullshit
>>44676037>>44675803You know what? I'm changing my vote.>[o]Shut up and wait for her to get it togetherGod dammit, we cannot walk away after that. We need to listen, we need to LEARN. These aren't just girls, Settle. They aren't girls. They aren't weapons. They are shipgirls and we need to learn what that means and what it means to be their admiral!
>>44676098We made two decently mature decisions in a row ... and I still get the feeling you planned for that...
>>44675525[] Remind her that compared to people like Goto, you're replaceable. All you've been useful for is as a public hero who took credit for the actions of a crew who died actually fighting the Abyssals. You could drop dead one day, and the brass could send it someone younger, less damaged, not as experienced, but more professional and capable. This war is dirty business. There will be casualties. For her sake, it's best to not get so attached. It'll only hurt her in the long run.
>>44676129Writeups should avoid posting several overly similar images that might be considered avatarfagging.
>>44676139Too late~
>>44676140It's mature but is it the right choice. We will have to see.
>>44675866Nice to know that the thunderchild thing was liked.>>44675929>Personally I'm not really a fan of the whole 'special snowflake one-off super-ship' HMS Reading was never meant to be a super ship. It was meant to be a slightly larger version of the type 45 with some extra features ( it was meant to be sold off to another nation, like the Knox class frigates that the US made for Iran before everything went to shit there).>or the sequel(s) having Bradford walking around with cybernetic limbs that sound like something out of Shadowrun, not modern medical scienceI was planning to change that. However the laptop that had my files suffered a virus attack, it's down for servicing.>>44675987Ok then, I'll continue it a bit when I get the chance.
>>44675525>Shut up and wait for her to get it together.
>>44676149That is the mature, correct military answer. But after blowing and sinking at her fucking moorings, I'm reasonably confident (planefag's whims notwithstanding of course) that she's not going to accept that answer.
>>44675731>all that hipMein Gott>>44676105
>good writein wins by a landslidetruly it is insane>>44676129It wasn't avatarfagging, though. I remember what avatarfags looked like. They had huge folders filled with 100 copies of the same image, all of them just different enough by one pixel to have different checksums, so they could post every single goddamn post with the same readily-identifiable image. It's just that mods are busy so when they find a thread full of shit they literally HAVE to judge by first appearances. They move through, click butans what make banz, type reason, move onto the next thing. They don't really have a choice!
>>44676089fair enough>>44676041was talking about BelaBatt's Taffy 3, especially Johnston, but yeah, that works too
this quest has been getting umineko as shit recently,.
>>44676167This one always makes me laugh my ass off.
We have to go Fleet route.
>>44676198I have no idea what that issomeone explain
>>44676102that's hilarious now that you put it that way.
[X] Open Mouth, Insert Footyou might need to sit down for this, I know it's hard to be flexible with a bum leg
>>44676182Huh, my father served aboard a Knox class. It's now owned by Turkey.
>>44676190>truly it is insaneStars are aligning.Also, do mods have a button to both ban someone and delete all of their posts? If they don't I feel bad for them.
>>44676198Quit making up words.
>>44676187Would you like more?
>>44676232Yes, they do. But I think it's one thread only.
>>44676190>I'm also the person who wrote-in to stop and listen to Shoukaku like a normal person before she asked us on the deitoI AM THE BOAT WHISPERER
>>44676190>truly it is insaneIT SEEMS POSTING CLOWNPIECE EVERY SINGLE THREAD IS WORKING OUT.
Wasn't Yamato supposed to be providing fire support to the invasion?
>>44676198 the fuck is a umineko
>>44676213>>44676236Where the cicadas cryA crazy VN with a lot of death
The Ships bound for Iran were not Knox class. They were upgunned Sprucans that became the Dead Admiral Class.
>>44676213it means seagull
>>44676213It's a VN of some sort.I know nothing about it, but I'm guessing that he means some elements are reminiscent of it? Or the tone?
>>44676199I've always wondered if his eyes are on the board or on her tits. The rest of his face suggests the board, but he shouldn't even be wearing that cover in doors so I've pictured his eyes under the brim (which she can't see either from the angle) locked on dem titties.
>>44676217I shouldn't be laughing at that. But I am. So many Nakas.
>>44676251No?
>>44676232They definitely do.
>>44676198Gee, I wonder why.
>>44676254>Where the cicadas cryOh.THAT one.Uh. Wow, anon. Wow.he's not wrong
>>44676213I have no idea what that is
>>44676264The board, to make the joke funnier
>>44676194New Jersey actually had the smallest initial fuel tanks out of all the Iowa sisters, though still huge, so if she came back as built, it explains some facts, especially her *ahem* size in comparison to Japanese girls like Kongo and Musashi.
>>44676213 naka's arc is very reminicent of a certain character from a japanese visual novel, and settle this scene in reminds me of them.
>>44676289Hell no.
>>44676213VN where there was a lot of detective-novel stuff. Author was really on board with the audience being involved with it at first, but later his best friend slash co-author died while he was writing the last half, and everything went to shit.I have no clue what anon was referencing with it, either.
>>44676323Umineko no Naka Koro ni?
would you marry a fairy
>>44676264> [Soft Ero] KanColle Pic Ashigara, who got the wrong impression when asked to her first night battle with the Admiral, did her best to prepare, and is consulted all night long for battle tactics. >http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/1802011Those eyes are on the board. Thus the joke.
>>44676098>>44676140two no SANE decisions in a row i don't fuckin believe it.
>>44675663>I've had people literally wish that my fingers would be smashed so i could never write again and I STILL haven't seen someone this pissed off at meFairly sure physical violence is worse.
>>44676213>>44676236>>44676253>not knowing what umineko isI actually can't tell if this is bait or not.
A reminder that these are destroyers...as you can see they are meant for lewd.
>>44676397Not really I carry a gun so w/e
Someone ban feelthy from the irc since his faggot ass doesnt write for the quest anymore and is no longer canon
>>44676374Ahh...context -- thou art a heartless bitch!
>>44676400Only late-war destroyers are for lewd!
>>44676405Jokes on you he's got mod powers.
What was the write-in?
>>44676404
>>44676363Attarou pls
>>44676405No.
>>44676424CLOWNPIECE 2016THE VICTORY AMERICA NEEDS
>>44676421waiting for Arizona to get herself together and respond.
>>44676410What about Nuinui?
>>44676405Don't you ever get tired, saltanon?
>>44676446fuck moonjews
>>44676367No, but I'd treat them as my best friends and spend 90% of my time helping them by virtue of being big.I freakin' love fairies. The idea of tiny little people with their own tiny versions of our things is adorable to me and I want to spend my whole life playing and helping them out. Borrower-style fairies with jury-rigged stuff made from human-sized parts are okay too, but not as good as just teeny-tiny humans.>>44676400They are the only exceptions. Des Div 6 for instance, are not for lewd. They are for treating like precious treasures and daughters, because they are.
>>44676405SALT-KUN DO YOU NEED WATER
>>44676404Now I'll know who's responsible next neckbeard I find dead of a single gunshot to the forehead and repeated threats to your person posted on 4chan...
>>44676308It's that, and that the Iowa-class ships were built as fast battleships. The intentionally traded away some of their armor and firepower (bustline) for more speed (hotter legs.)Also, it's funnier this way.>>44676400In what universe are destroyers more stacked than super-battleships?
Well. Just to be random and fill time while we wait for Deme to finish writing:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTwq1_9VH68
>>44676213>I have no idea what that is
>>44676448With Kagerous it depends.Would you lewd a Yukikaze?>>44676468>https://danbooru.donmai.us/pools/10405Have some more tiny people.
>>44676448LewdMore?[/spoiler[
>>44676289It's seacats not cicadas. Same dude who did Higurashi did Umineko though.
The shipslut image posting is fucking real tonight, and so too will my hangover be in the morning.
>>44676398Why would random internet people not being familiar with a specific piece of Japanese media be unlikely?
I'd a willie
>>44676463
>>44676463You seem upset, kamerad!
>>44676505Would you a Willie after it's been Shimakaze'd?
>>44676490thank you for posting this
>>44676501>posting on a Taiwanese Pigeon Racing Forum>not knowing UminekoPls
>>446765014chan is for weebs>>44676525yesWell, I would, but I wouldn't be able to catch her.
>>44676213>I have no idea what that isIf this is bait then for once your as good of a troll as you think you are.
>>44676213I somehow don't believe you.
>>44676182>HMS Reading was never meant to be a super ship. It was meant to be a slightly larger version of the type 45 with some extra features (it was meant to be sold off to another nation, like the Knox class frigates that the US made for Iran before everything went to shit there).So you explained in IRC a couple of months ago, and it's not an outlandish explanation. That doesn't change the facts that—» the ship was designed, built, and put into service in less than three years (from 'today' to the start of the Abyssal War), even though British shipyards have *finished* building all of the ordered Type-45 destroyers, much less unique one-off variants. Getting a modern warship built takes at least five years' design-work and other lead-time before you can think of cutting the first steel, and the actual construction would take another couple of years at *least*.—» even after the original customer fell through because Muh Politics, HMS Reading uses systems that would be specific and unique to her alone in RN service (Mk.15 Phalanx, RAM launchers), which would be a major pain in the arse for training and logistics and a severe obstacle to her being accepted. In all likelihood, the bean-counters in HM Government would *insist* on having her refitted to RN standards before she could be taken into service (probably meaning replacing the Phalanx with Millennium 35mm guns and the RAM launchers with more Sea Ceptor cells), which is more time being re-designed and overhauled in a shipyard.The HMS Reading you described is a pretty nice ship, Central. Gawd knows I wish the RNZN could have something like her. But the simple reality is that she would either still be on the drawing-board or in the early stages of construction by the time of KCQ, and she would never serve under the RN Blue Ensign with the weapons loadout you named.
Shoukaku hips.
>>44676582
>>44676598While it isn't a stern, I can still appreciate dem hips. And captcha is boats, GOTTA GO FIND MY FUCKING VODKA! IT'S SHOT TIME!
>>44676400What's the second rune after 浴? Google is being a shit.
>>44676628Any excuse huh?
>>44676657Bath I think.
>>44676588wasn't she a Clemson-class
>>44676490Oh my god they're adorable and they thought the popcorn was incoming fire and they caught the fish and were struggling with human-sized stuff and DesDiv6 were bringing tea with the whistle and- I just want ten thousand of them!
>>44676667Unless he's on call. Then he'll have to explain himself to the battalion G1
>>44676667No... maybe... no...
>>44676588You're probably right. But stranger shit has happened in wartime.
>>44676685Bath is 浴。 Google isn't wanting to spit out the second rune for some reason which I do not know.
>>44676588Hey, the Yanks once built a carrier in a fortnight just to prove they could.Granted, that was in WW2, but still. A *lot* is possible if your lack of fucks outweighs the practical problems.
>>44676701And I forgot the image like a dumbass
>>44676400Destroyers are meant for lewd.
>>44676759You would lewd a Bucky!?!
>>44676759No, no they are not for lewds Crix.
>>44676739You mean a liberty ship?
>>44676759Indeed>>44676782Fubuki is Teitoku approved.
>>44676759correct
>>44676759missing best special destroyer
FLAT IS JUSTICE
>>44676787i.e. a cheap, disposable cargo ship for which the design blueprints were already finished on?
>>44676787No, an actual carrier. Can't recall if it was a Light or Escort carrier, and it was done specifically as a propaganda thing, but they did it.
>>44676799I'm not sure how I feel about this picture.
>>44676829
>>44676657浴衣 is the full word. Yukata.
>>44676588>Designed an built far to quick to be believable.I was planning to change that part to be slightly more realistic.>Phalanx isn't used by the RN.Yes it is, it's fitted to all RN surface ships including the new carriers. Would you like me to post links? >Logistics would prohibit it's use.The idea was that the cruise she was coming back from was essentially to test her out before being either sold off, scrapped or placed into reserve. In such case, it's cheaper to just leave the weapons on rather that wasting money removing them. And in any case, the Aster missile family is compatible with the American Mark 41 Vertical Launch System.
So you say nothing, and do the hardest thing imaginable - nothing. The awkward silence will not be leavened by speech, and when she communicates it'll be with expressions and gestures; no distance between her message and her emotions. No careful choice of words or formal diction to soften the blow. You turn your gaze on the wall to one side, giving her the privacy to compose herself before reading her visage. When she reaches out and turns your face to hers, she's not composed one fucking bit - eyes moist with tears, but her face twisted with anger. She opens her mouth and closes it, smacking her thigh with one dainty fist in abject frustration. She shakes her head violently, no, no, no, NO - points at you - NO - puts that dainty fist right through the wall with a discreet little crunch of plasterboard. She rounds on you, mouth open to release words she cannot form - and then she beats her fists against the side of her head a few times, so frustrated she doesn't know what to do. “Ariz-”NO, she says, NO. Her usual silent reserve is already creeping back, that solemn silent composure - but this time you can see it's a caged fire, her passion and anger and everything thrumming just beneath the surface. She thinks for a second, then combs her curled fingers through long, flowing hair that she doesn't have, then smooths her palms down through space, following the contours of a figure more generous than her own. You feel your heart plummet for your heels. “Shoukaku.”
>>44676782Yes>>44676822Here.
>>44676829Ryujou, Taiho, Katsuragi, and Zuiho right?
>>44676833Yes that. >>44676834Pretty sure you're talking out your ass anon, they did a liberty ship but I've never heard of a carrier.
>>44676849Filled with love for flat, I hope.
>>44676864HE'S ALIVE!
She stomps her foot and nods - NO SHIT. Then she cocks her arm out dramatically, as if arm-in-arm with someone. Her other hand comes up and starts flapping in imitation of a mouth. She steps to one side, turns to face her imaginary Shoukaku self, and holds up her palms in a warding gesture. Touches her chest as she shakes her head and closes her eyes. Sighs and tilts her head back, laying her hand palm-out over her forehead in a woe-is-me gesture, exaggerated melodramatic flare cranked to full. And then its gone as soon as it came, and she's poking you in the chest, her scowl melting around the edges as the tears begin to flow. Poking you, poking you, poking you, her head shaking, other hand waving flat lines at waist level - it never happened, did it? You never gave that speech to Shoukaku, did you, you *bastard?*And then she's gone, her footsteps echoing down the hall as she damn near bowls over a noncom in her rush to escape. “... Skipper?” You turn to find Hamp at the door behind you, concern on his face and Outfit on his back. “Are you okay?” [ ] We're going to my office. I need to see Naka. Oh Christ, I need Naka. [ ] We're going to the office - we've got some fucking work to do vis a vis Hate and his little 'pet' project. You need to not see a goddamn shipgirl at all for a few hours.
>>44676739>>44676834I think you're talking about Hornet and how she was repaired in time for Midway.
>>44676895>[ ] We're going to my office. I need to see Naka. Oh Christ, I need Naka. Everyone's favorite abyssal!
>>44676895>[ ] We're going to the office - we've got some fucking work to do vis a vis Hate and his little 'pet' project. You need to not see a goddamn shipgirl at all for a few hours.
>>44676895>[X] We're going to the office - we've got some fucking work to do vis a vis Hate and his little 'pet' project. You need to not see a goddamn shipgirl at all for a few hours.
>>44676895>[X] We're going to my office. I need to see Naka. Oh Christ, I need Naka.
>>44676895>[ ] We're going to my office. I need to see Naka. Oh Christ, I need Naka.
[X] We're going to my office. I need to see Naka. Oh Christ, I need Naka. naka plz halp
>>44676895>[ ] We're going to the office - we've got some fucking work to do vis a vis Hate and his little 'pet' project. You need to not see a goddamn shipgirl at all for a few hours.Naka needs time to reflect on her own. We need to do something we can handle, relatively speaking.
>>44676895>[x] We're going to the office - we've got some fucking work to do vis a vis Hate and his little 'pet' project. You need to not see a goddamn shipgirl at all for a few hours.Cock
>>44676895>[ ] We're going to the office - we've got some fucking work to do vis a vis Hate and his little 'pet' project. You need to not see a goddamn shipgirl at all for a few hours.Time to get toss Yamato into the limelight!
>>44676895[ ] We're going to my office. I need to see Naka. Oh Christ, I need Naka. Time to take another shot at saving Naka.
>>44676899No, no i'm not.
>[ ] We're going to the office - we've got some fucking work to do vis a vis Hate and his little 'pet' project. You need to not see a goddamn shipgirl at all for a few hours.We need to do some actual work, and think about giving shoukaku that same speech.
>>44676895>[ ] We're going to my office. I need to see Naka. Oh Christ, I need Naka.>Settle's face when
>>44676861>the rune is literally pronounced い by itselfThis is why I hate learning kanji. Grammar was easy.
>>44676891Well yes but that's desdiv6, I can't lewd them. I just can't. My desire to cuddle them is simply to strong.
>>44676895>[ ] We're going to the office - we've got some fucking work to do vis a vis Hate and his little 'pet' project. You need to not see a goddamn shipgirl at all for a few hours.Here's some cute to cheer up.
>>44676895>[o] We're going to my office. I need to see Naka. Oh Christ, I need Naka. She's right... We never did give Shokaku that talk.Christ, Settle... What the hell is actually going on in your head? Please explain, because I'm floundering here.
>>44676969Hey Fluff, stop metagaming. Settle doesn't know that.
>>44676895>[ ] We're going to my office. I need to see Naka. Oh Christ, I need Naka.IMPLYING WE CAN RECOVER FROM THIS CRASH DIVE
>>44676978Cuddling can come after lewd.
>>44676895[x] We're going back to the CIC; there's an invasion we're supposed to be there for.
>>44676971You're going to need a source then anon. Nobody else knows what you're talking about.
>>44676997
[X] Continue instructional videos at least get a nerd in here if you storm out like a babby
>>44676895>[ ] We're going to my office. I need to see Naka. Oh Christ, I need Naka. She was going to react like this no matter what we chose.Adding on would have made it worse, and trying to leave would have just pissed her off in a different way.It really was the best option here.
[X] We're going to my office. I need to see Naka. Oh Christ, I need Naka. Naka has a disturbing trend of being right about really shitty things. It's giving me bad feelings about her chance of continued survival.
>>44676987No Settle does but well what the hell can he do? Also we need more Shoukaku.
I wonder if Abyssal Admiral has an easier time.
>>44676895>[X] We're going to the office - we've got some fucking work to do vis a vis Hate and his little 'pet' project. You need to not see a goddamn shipgirl at all for a few hours.I think at this point, we just need to step back and focus on something else before we fuck things even worse than we have already.
>>44676997I honestly wonder just how serious you guys are.
>>44676895Naka? Okay, but do we really want to get advice only from someone who seems stuck in a Shakespeare tragedy? I agree we need Naka, but I'd bring in Hamp as well - his heads screwed on straight enough and his lack of fucks given balances out Naka's giving-of-too-many-fucks. Just a thought...
>>44676895>[x] We're going to my office. I need to see Naka. Oh Christ, I need Naka.Somehow I almost forget about this can o worms between each thread, and now we have a chance to look into it. Anons, we must try and fix our submarine loving secretary! Unite!
>>44676983Obviously the solution is to give the talk to Shoukaku too.
>>44676895[ ] We're going to the office - we've got some fucking work to do vis a vis Hate and his little 'pet' project. You need to not see a goddamn shipgirl at all for a few hours.I think that went pretty well. Let's reward ourselves by taking a break from shipgirls.
>>44676895>[x] We're going to the office - we've got some fucking work to do vis a vis Hate and his little 'pet' project. You need to not see a goddamn shipgirl at all for a few hours.time for a different flavour of damecon
>>44676037>It's like vacuuming a dirty floor and getting that one little lego bit sucked up by accident! We all know that feel.Have you ever sucked up some money and heard that unmistakable "whhrrrrrrKTINKLSHUNKCLANGCLANGCLANG" sound of coins rattling their way into the dust bin? And then you have to decide if that quarter is REALLY worth cutting the filter bag open and digging through 10 pounds of dust and dead spiders.
>>44677019His girls don't have any emotions.He's fine.
>>44676895>[ ] We're going to my office. I need to see Naka. Oh Christ, I need Naka.Some advice would probably be good, after that[ ] We're going to the office - we've got some fucking work to do vis a vis Hate and his little 'pet' project. You need to not see a goddamn shipgirl at all for a few hours.Settle's had it to his neck in shipgirl and guy problems. Let someone else be in the crucible for once.And yes, it IS hypocritical of Settle not to give the same speech to Shoukaku. As I said earlier, it looks like no waifu would be the intelligent route.As sad as it is, it's probably for the best, given Settle's character, that he drove off Arizona.
>>44677000Except we're not. Until very recently, there weren't any shipgirls to wrangle for that operation, and even now there's only one of them there. We have no authority there.
>>44676983Its fifty some anons arguing about which waifu to chase is whats happening.
>>44677018We know she's in a bad place and isn't healing right. He doesn't know about her abyssalization or anything that he should be worrying about "saving"
>>44677000That's a job for Thomas and whoever's on Blue Ridge>>44676895>[ ] We're going to my office. I need to see Naka. Oh Christ, I need Naka.Shoukaku never got that speech because she didn't raise enough Settle flags, despite what her fans would like to believe.
>>44676895>[x] We're going back to the CIC; there's an invasion we're supposed to be there for.INVASIONS?
>>44676689The WW2 one, yes. The one from Central's write-up is a modified Type-45 missile destroyer, apparently ordered and paid-for by a state in the Middle East who asked for a mix of UK and US weapons. As he explained it over IRC, she couldn't be handed over to the original customer for Political Reasons, and the RN took her into service instead. (Which probably caused a shitstorm of an international lawsuit from the original intended customer, who *would* want reimbursement of their billion quid.)https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Type_45_destroyer>>44676706What 'wartime'? According to Central's write-up, HMS Reading was in service in time to be sunk in the first battles of the Abyssal War.>>44676739BAe deliver under-time and under-budget without a declared war to light a fire under their arses?[laughter intensifies].gif>>44676863>Phalanx still in RN use, including the Type-45s... I was of the understanding that the Millennium 35mm was the CIWS of choice for all current and future RN construction, including the Type-45s and the new carriers. I was mistaken and accept correction.>evaluation cruise ahead of final decision about retentionAgain a fair explanation, but IIRC it's not one mentioned in the story as-written. A little added exposition might help, there.
>>44676899That was yorktown
>>44676895>[ ] We're going to the office - we've got some fucking work to do vis a vis Hate and his little 'pet' project. You need to not see a goddamn shipgirl at all for a few hours.We're gonna do the speech with Shoukaku too come to think of it.
>>44677022Procrastinating is EXACTLY what got us in this situation. Let's get Naka, Hamp, and anyone else that might be helpful and talk this shit out now!Can we make it three sane/mature choices in a row anon? Just to prove we can...
>>44677050I dunno, they seem to have the emotion of anger and sadness.
>>44676895[ ] We're going to my office. I need to see Naka. Oh Christ, I need Naka.
>>44677009NOBODY IS BUYING WHAT YOU'RE SELLING
>>44676895>[ ] We're going to the office - we've got some fucking work to do vis a vis Hate and his little 'pet' project. You need to not see a goddamn shipgirl at all for a few hours.I want to see Naka but we do have work to do.I do feel sorry for Ariazona though but she is right.
>>44676895>[ X] We're going to my office. I need to see Naka. Oh Christ, I need Naka.
>>44676895really settle shouldve said, no i haven't because i've seen her for all of five times. She doesn't stalk me all quiet like.but that's me.
>>44677095Special Types are not for lewds!
>And yes, it IS hypocritical of Settle not to give the same speech to Shoukaku. As I said earlier, it looks like no waifu would be the intelligent route.Look on the bright side, we're half way to the no waifu route!We just need to give another speech similar to this one.
>>44677095I am. I need things that don't look like children. and I know aren't directly associated with things that look like children.
>>44677072disregard waifus pursue daughterus
>>44677047>TerrajinMuh nigga>>44677038>You know shoukaku, when a flagship and her escort ship love each other very muc--Oh wait wrong Talk.
>>44677052I would be shocked if Arizona was 'driven off'. She came back and parked herself atop her own sunken hull to await orders -- I don't think she's going anywhere...
>>44676895>[ ] We're going to the office - we've got some fucking work to do vis a vis Hate and his little 'pet' project. You need to not see a goddamn shipgirl at all for a few hours.See, even Ari realizes Shoukaku is best girl.
>>44676895>[ ] We're going to my office. I need to see Naka. Oh Christ, I need Naka.Well that probably could have gone worse. Slightly.
So how is iwo Jima going? pic unrelated
>>44677130Everybody knows being a single dad is life on hard mode. If you get a wife you're a scrub.
I'm getting the feeling that Planefag really doesn't want us waifuing Arizona for some reason.
[X] We're going to the office - we've got some fucking work to do vis a vis Hate and his little 'pet' project. You need to not see a goddamn shipgirl at all for a few hours.
>>44677095I am, and not just because I live to be contrary to you, Deme.Seriously people, I know we're the bastion of insanity, but there's a bottom line.
>>44677144She's a Shit A SHIIIIIT!
>>44676983Shoukaku isn't actually under her command. She also probably doesn't have her "ship" half adding to any protective instincts her "girl" half might have towards him, since a carrier isn't built to take hits the way a battleship is.That said, we will give Shoukaku the same talk if she needs it.
>>44677157>Ohio going OHAYOU GOZAIMASU~ to the abyssals on Iwokek
>>44677113Shoukaku didn't get that speech because:1. She's about as blatant as Kongou is with her affections2. Apart from coffee and donuts it isn't fucking working on Settle. He just flat-out does not care about her as much as he does for Arizona.Of course emotions are high so this didn't get said or realized, but maybe Ari can figure that out on her own.
>[ ] We're going to my office. I need to see Naka. Oh Christ, I need Naka.
>[X] We're going to my office. I need to see Naka. Oh Christ, I need Naka.Nakawasright.mp3.exe
>>44677164THERE IS ALWAYS FURTHER TO FALL
>>44677011This. Don't leave the girls hanging like some kind of amateur admiral. If we have work at the CiC then at least tell them.
>>44676983When you have 100+ people in your head, where weeks are passing for them in only a day for you, and the God that creates this world can barely focus and switches between lolrandom and super serious your decision making skills drop to less than zero.
>>44676895>[ ] We're going to the office - we've got some fucking work to do vis a vis Hate and his little 'pet' project. You need to not see a goddamn shipgirl at all for a few hours.FUCK THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS
>>44677095I don't care! They're living their lives incorrectly!Also, don't we actually have a briefing to finish?>>44677019>my goddamn kanmusu want to go shopping>they're all depressed that the humans disregarded them>it's fucking cold and jackets don't work in the Marianas Trench>I can't requisteal enough My Chemical Romance CDs for my destroyers>Half of my CAs see me as a surrogate father figure>my Armored Cruisers are still bitching at each other about Tsushima>Who still cares about the fucking Dardanelles, HMS Majestic>Maybe the damn human Admiral has it easier...
>>44677186>implying you can stop Shoucucku
>>44677157I read that as 'FTFY'
>>44677125>>44677125They're just not getting the categories right. Desdiv 6 is not for lewds. Willie is not for lewds. To hell with the rest of 'em, you know?
>>44677207Hey, MCR is pretty good. Danger Days especially.
>>44676895If only if... hmm. Wait we're an admiral. WE HAVE UNDERLINGS.>[X] Send Hate to deal with Arizona. Tell him to bring a few dogs.>[X] Help work out his little project while he's gone.
We either need to embrace the fact that all these girls see something better in us, that we don't and that we likewise need to return some of that bizarrely-targeted affection... This is the best fucking ideaOr we just need to cut ourselves off and become a man of ice. No waifu, no attachment. We'll be carving parts of ourself off, for the sake of the war and their 'safety'.But let's face it... Even if we DID flat-out reject them, would that make them any safer? Any more effective? Or would it just make them miserable and ever more vulnerable to giving up, just sinking again and retreating from a world that doesn't want them?
>>44677186>He just flat-out does not care about her as much as he does for Arizona.Did you miss when Settle iron gripped choked that train molester? Or the Otaku who attacked her?
>>44676895If anon does decide not to confront our problems - then I would think we'd have to go back ton serve the battle. I can't imagine it going over well if we just holed up in our office to tinker with Hate's attempt to make a portable Yamato cannon while there's literally a war on ... Not like we would with an immediate personnel issue with our only USN BB on the station.
>>44677080>A little added exposition might help, thereThat was to be added. I had an entire write up planned to simply be Bradford telling some shipgirls about HMS Reading. Including it's origin, capabilities and fate. It was meant to go up soon but recent events have postponed that.
>>44677230>desdiv 6>not for lewdshahahahahah
>>44677239>Or we just need to cut ourselves off and become a man of ice. No waifu, no attachment. We'll be carving parts of ourself off, for the sake of the war and their 'safety'.Sooo....exactly what Goto's done?
>>44677254M O N S T E RONSTER
>>44677207>My Chemical Romance>Not EvanescenseDo you emo, bro?
>>44676895[X] We're going to my office. I need to see Naka. Oh Christ, I need Naka. We need to keep proactive, not wallow in self pity.
>>44677230Alright, I can get behind that.
>>44677239>all these girls see something better in usWELL THEY'RE WRONG
>>44677239no waifus only daughterus
>>44676895>[ ] We're going to the office - we've got some fucking work to do vis a vis Hate and his little 'pet' project. You need to not see a goddamn shipgirl at all for a few hours.lol well that was a backfire
>>44677095Indeed>>44677230>Desdiv 6 is not for lewds.Oh, my sweet summer child.
>>44677086That can be solved with chocolate.
>>44677157Actually, the SSGN conversions would be perfect for covering the landings. Nothing like precision middle spam...
>this was the best optionWhat was behind the other doors, planefag? Feel free to defer this until the end of the thread, if you feel like answering at all.
Reminder Naka is the waifu we deserve.
>>44676895I'm changing my vote to[ ] We're going to the office - we've got some fucking work to do vis a vis Hate and his little 'pet' project. You need to not see a goddamn shipgirl at all for a few hours.
>>44677264MCR has a ww2 vid tho.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCUpvTMis-Y
>>44677174>her command Should be "his command". Fucking phone-posting.
>>44677285nah thats Haruna.
>>44677242I remember when he did those things that he would have done for any other girl because he's a a white revenant. Settle's put way more thought into Arizoona and her mental state, Shoukaku merits relaxation and annoyance
>>44677285Naka got hit with a ban last thread.
ArizonaXShoukaku for the win!
>>44677306I'm fairly sure just the posts were deleted, I don't think Naka got the banhammer.
>>44676895[ ] We're going to the office - we've got some fucking work to do vis a vis Hate and his little 'pet' project. You need to not see a goddamn shipgirl at all for a few hours.Naka's got her own thing going. She'll find you, eventually. She's already tense with Arizona from before. Best let those two cool off before we try anything else. Avoid more damage than there has to be.
>>44677317PICS WHEN
>>44677095So, Planefag, more Hayashimo when?>>44676895[x] We're going to the office - we've got some fucking work to do vis a vis Hate and his little 'pet' project. You need to not see a goddamn shipgirl at all for a few hours.
>>44676895>>[ ] We're going to my office. I need to see Naka. Oh Christ, I need Naka.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9hagVL-__c
>>44677239Ww can't treat them like normal subordinates, nor like ships. We've got to find something like a healthy balance before it kills us, them, or both. So option 1, but as sanely as anon can manage ... which may soon as all anyway...
>>44677306That's just what I want you to think.
>>44677306It's pretty easy. Email the mods and they'll unban you and tell the retarded FOR FREEEE to stop being shit.
>[x] We're going to the office - we've got some fucking work to do vis a vis Hate and his little 'pet' project. You need to not see a goddamn shipgirl at all for a few hours.
>>44677306>mods banned our waifu;_;
>>44677302Molester gropes Arizona, gets punched through the train. Otaku soak her clothes, we'd watch as Ari goes to town on them with Hate.
>>44677256Yeah exactly. Because that's working. So. Damn. Well.You know why the Abyssals were able to affect him like that with their fucked up psychic attack? Because he's cut himself off. Only through our bonds with the shipgirls are we kept strong against what lurks in the dark.>>44677273Daughterus as well as waifus. Both are important and complete us. And even bitchy sibling-ships who we fight and bicker with, but always stand up for when someone else tries to make life hard for them! All of them are precious and important and every one of them gives us strength and gains strength from us in turn!>>44677271No Anon... No, I don't think they are. If only Settle would see that.
>>44677328do you really think I'd magical realm this quest that hard!? Such railroading isn't healthy!
>>44677180I don't get that reference.>>44677280>not shitting 336 warheads worth of thermonuclear fury on the Abyssal menaceare you even trying?
>>44677357I didn't say it was the right thing to do. Goto's just explicitly said that that's what he's doing, and IIRC he recommended we do it as well.
>>44677360>implying Hayashimo won't jump Settle when he leasts expects it.Planefag pls
>>44677360>do you really think I'd magical realm this quest that hard!?>magical realmTell me about this magical realm, Planefag.
>>44677350I agree. We'd never have gotten the chance to defend Ari - if anything we'd be trying to stop her from utterly destroying them. She does carry that hand cannon around...
>>44677360>do you really think I'd magical realm this quest that hard!? Such railroading isn't healthy!It's really too bad that image limit has been reached. I have a bunch of smug anime grils that I want to post at you right now
>>44677186>He just flat-out does not care about her as much as he does for Arizona.I'd argue he currently cares for them both equally. Settle doesn't really hold any shipgirl currently as more important than any other. He just wants to help them all.Even if he sucks at it most of the time.
>>44677360I wannarun into our futre daughteru stalker though.
>>44677367Ohio is pronounced the same way you say good morning in japanese.>>44677337AHHH! A GHOST!
Sendai night battling Settle when?>>44677389Exactly, we aren't Arizona's knight we're her DiD.
>>44677360So Hayashimo reminds you a little too much of your sister for your likes?
>>44677360>i put on my robe and wizard hat
>>44677230willie and sammy are for lewds
>>44677317writefaggotry when
>>44677327When I find them!
>>44677367Conventional warheads on the tomahawks for covering the landings I'd think...
>>44677327>[X]Send Shokaku to 'comfort' Arizona.>[X]Help HateMY OFFICIAL VOTE AND I'M STICKING TO IT.
>>44677337MODS MODS
>>44677357>You know why the Abyssals were able to affect him like that with their fucked up psychic attack? Because he's cut himself off. Only through our bonds with the shipgirls are we kept strong against what lurks in the dark.Hahaha what the fuck no.Goto was effected because he's a modern Japanese officer, and mild national insecurity is a cornerstone of his cultural identity. When the Abyss said 'They're just using you', there was a part of him that agreed but he largely denied it.When the Abyss told Settle that it was his fault that everybody died and it should have been him and his ship was suffering because of him, he just said 'yep' wholeheartedly.
>>44677436Some men just want to watch the world burn
>>44677376My sarcasm wasn't directed at you, Anon. Just at Admiral Stonechops over there. I get WHY he's done it; it makes sense, from his perspective and in the short-term, it helped... But as this war drags on, it's becoming a fatal weakness. He can order them effectively, if he has a heart of ice, but that alone will not win victory... In the end, it won't even be enough to bring them home. Commanding shipgirls takes something more than that.
>>44677422I thought we already went yandere route with Houshou.Well then I guess there must be more of them.
>>44677256nah, we need daughterus
>>44677425One would accidentally light your dick on fire -- the other would do it deliberately...
>>44677429Do you really want to see my shitty ass writtimg?
>>44677360We're already in your magical realm: Shitposting and salt.
>>44677357No man is an island,Entire of itself,Every man is a piece of the continent,A part of the main.If a clod be washed away by the sea,Europe is the less.As well as if a promontory were.As well as if a manor of thy friend'sOr of thine own were:Any man's death diminishes me,Because I am involved in mankind,And therefore never send to know for whom the bell tolls; It tolls for thee. John Dunne calls bullshit on isolation.
>>44677467touche.The votes are so close that I'm going to combine them! NEW THREAD SOON
>>44677457no sammy would just summon her partial fit-out before sex
>>44677449All the shipsluts are.
>>44677408That's a hard argument to make. Settle clearly prioritizes some shipgirls over others.
>>44677504So paperwork and Real Talk with Naka-chan?
>>44677415Well, several megatons of nuclear fire is a hell of a wake-up call.
>>44677506So we'd get the sodomy instead?
http://strawpoll.me/6497122Right gents, while we wait for new threads, its time for a poll on waifus, where do you stand?
>[ ] We're going to my office. I need to see Naka. Oh Christ, I need Naka.Planefag you asshole, I wanted to do work but then you put the naka option next to it. I'M NOT A STRONG MAN PLANEFAG!
>>44677517>paperworkNo, you make Naka do paperwork. What you do is call a chairfarce base and convince them to part with some very large cargo parachutes.
>>44677504Reigning in Hate with Naka's help? While also bawling our eyes out saying we fucked up pls help us?
>>44677525https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zy7IiMyHCr0Morning Glory!Here comes the SUN!
>>44677514Well Naka is like the sister we always wanted, and Willie is totes our daughter.
>>44677537I'm OK with this.jpg
>>44677230That's why Special Types are not for lewd. That's Fubukis, Ayanamis and Akatsukis.
>>44677537>Che, good luck with that. Fucking tight lipped, and tight gripped fucks.
>>44677538>reigning INyou have the complete wrong idea here
>>44677327Right now!image limit
>>44677538>crying in the corner of our office listening to sad musichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWdZEumNRmI
>>44677530>http://strawpoll.me/6497122SHOKAKU STRONKDON'T NEED NO SURFACE FLEET
>>44677565>Air SupplyDammit get that videoke shit out of here before someone starts shooting 45 ACP!
>>44677460>tfw you have a great idea, but finish fapping and lose interest in typing it outEVERY TIME.
>>44677538>>44677562Yeah isn't this about thanking him for the sweet-ass sword?Speaking of the sword, we need to clean that thing. Maybe get help from Ise/Hyuuga/Tenryuu/Sendai/Naka/why do so many of these ships have swords
>>44676895[]Follow her. You've left Arizona to simmer long enough, and leaving her to boil in misery will only make things worse for her, and you. Shoukaku didn't get this speech because she doesn't place you on a pedestal that's too goddamn high for anyone to save anything when it finally breaks. Shoukaku doesn't see as as another Admiral Kidd waiting to happen. This protectiveness she has isn't good for the both for the both of you. when the time comes, and it will come, she has to be able to let go.
>>44677595entirely separate actually
>>44677600>Second wall of text write-in>Too little too late againUhhh
>>44677530>Only one choice allowed.A true admiral has more than one ship in his fleet, anon.
>>44677530> No Higgins voteson i am disappoint.jpg
>>44677594More like I can't write period.As in get lynched if I do.
>>44677595I am surprised Sendai isn't stalking us desu.
>>44677530>Not including fleet optionIt's like you want the worst possible ending or something...
>>44677530>No Fleet optionKuso poll.
>>44677538we're painting him with stars and stripes and then airdropping him into valhalla
>>44677633Why would they need to stalk us in person?With the finest of modern military technology they can track our presence and what we're doing 24/7 without being anywhere near us!
>>44677633Who says she isn't?
>>44677652She is the ninja ship after all.
>>44677612Harem-shit detected.>>44677633How could we tell? She's a *ninja*
>>44677633She's the ninja ship, remember.
>>44677530>no "All of the Above" option 0/10
>>44677640That clearly falls under other, doesn't it anon?
>>44677637>>44677640>HaremshitDisgusting
>Read through this allJesus fucking chirst, Its a feel trip getting down here. So... Nobodies dead right?
