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Sheulk turns out to be more than you can handle and after round 1 lasts 13+ hours and you have to switch between yourself and myran before skeddadling like the fucking wind as peter because you're too injured and gazza is missing, to a nearby hotel where oyu rest the night, and awake with you and myran too injured to walk without a cane.

And that's where we left off, (but kept talking for 2 hours)

>what do now?

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the trayce lewd anon recommended will be put in at an appropriate flashback moment due to me being a QM, not a porn tycoon.

>>44616000
Is nobody else here?

I guess now is as good as time as any to start talking to the others us's.
Talk to Myran, start with "maybe that wasn't such a good idea" or something. We should find where Gazza is, at least know where he is. I don't have any idea how to deal with a raged-out-of-balance Gazza, anyone have any ideas?

You decide now would be a good time to talk to your soul amtes, for loack of a better term.

"Myran, maybe that wasn't such a good idea"

"DISOBEYING YOUR ORDER THE OTHER NIGHT OR TRYING TO PLEASE THE MOST SEXUAL WOMAN YOU'VE EVER MET AND EXPECTING IT TO BE EASY?"

"A bit of both"

"WE REALLY BOTH SHOULD STOP THINKING WITH OUT HEARTS AND DICKS2

"it's gotten us this far"

"AHA! HUMOUR, I LIKE IT"

"by the way where's gaz-" You're interrupted by peter spawning in out of nowhere holding plates and rubbish which he tidies up, along with a small stringed instrument.

"Hey pete, where's gazza?"

"In the stone" he says changing the binbag

"What's he doing back in the stone? Can you go and get him?"

"I don't think he wants to be disturbed right now" he says putting on rubber gloves

"Is that laziness? what else are you doing?"

"keeping the big brother household clean" he says doing the washing.

"How are you feeling anyway Peter?"

"Better than I was, I feel a lot calmer, i felt pressured when Myran told me I needed to get it together for you, but he was right, we're a family"

"A family with a man short"

"He's busy"

>what do

>>44616921
I'm conflicted between giving Gazza some time, and popping into the stone just to check up on him.

I guess we should check up on Gazza. If he wants us to leave, then we'll go.

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>>44617098
That doesn't look good.
Did I fuck up?

I might have fucked up.

>>44616921
Suup

>>44617124
nah i just wanted to use that pic
>>44617141
wargwan bredda
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You jump into the stone and cautiously walk through, remembering what Gazza was like the last time you were in here, but not scared because of how depressed he looked last time you saw him after that inside your head space.

You'd normally be quicker in here as your monthly visits taught you time in here goes about 25 times that of normal speed, but you're kinda fucked right now, so it doesn't matter.

You arrive at the stone's room smelling vanilla, and peek in through the doorway, seeing the gash on her cheek has been stitched up, and she's sitting up on the bed making out sensually with Gazza, with a delicateness you've not seen in his actions before, as he strokes her side and flicks a match and lights a candle across the room with the force.

There's a pile of presents in the corner, mostly crude or home made, and you're feeling pretty weirded out.

You see this is a private moment and go to leave but slip on a wet rose petal and hit the wall.

"His serenade you got him to perfo- What was that?"

Gazza comes out, "Hi Kyran"

"I see everything's fine here?"

"Yeah... Before you say anything this is only out of guilt! A powerful emotion!"

"Guilt?"

"At letting down my brothers, at what i've done, i'm only making things right"

"Through serenades and candles and-"

"Alright alright, yeah i've been coming in and out of here bringing her stuff, but someone has to, might aswell be me."

"Sure"

He hugs you, but ti's nothing tight or whatever

"Hmm, not as much goody two shoes as I take from Peter but there's a good amount of fun there I need, aswell as there being some anger from me you need"

"Anger?"

"You're letting too many people get away with too much, you're being too gracious and godly, but you're only a man. Don't get hurt either, normally i'd ask you to team with me, but this is a personal thing, so kindly see yourself out" he says laughing, and you oblige for now

>what do

>>44617403
"Fuck Gazza I'm saving my anger. It's like special moves in fighting games, way more effect if you let the chargers go to the max"

Get yourself patched up, stretch, see if you have any mail, then go home and be a family man. That or go gambling, and invite whoever might like it like Wulf or whoever. Seems more fun.

>>44617487
>>44617403
Oh wait I got this.
Strip Poker Night at the good ol' ship, bring some booze.

>>44617487
That makes a moderate amount of sense in Star Wars, but Gazza is kind of right. We should acting like a normal person, getting angry when a person is supposed to get angry, etc.

I'm glad that Gaz is seeing things the way he is, he's getting his act together. Pretty sure we are too.

Visit Peter and Myran for a second, tell them that Gaz is fine. They might be worried.

>>44617539
I like this, let's have a strip poker night at the good ol' ship. Ring up Trayce so she can hyperspace over and we can mend the bridge between Athena and Trayce.

Also, things I'd like us to do sometime.
>Tell the news about the prison time to the Receptionist. Note, she will not take this well at all.
>Personally make a series of dildos cast out of out own cock, the Exogorth, as a farewell gift for several people. Vi, Al, Adriana, etc.
>Fix Athena's and Trayce's relationship.
Forgot what else we need to do.

>>44617403
check your bank account

>>44617637
>getting angry when a person is supposed to get angry, etc.
Yeah sure but get angry isn't force choking people left and right or anything.
I mean sometimes what is considered a "normal" time to get angry might be the best time to retain your composure, meanwhile reserving anger for people that aren't your friends.
I mean when KJ was a fag telling him to fuck off was good enough, no need to punch him or kill him.

But yeah no need to pretend to be the goodguy.

>>44617679
>>44617637
Background for this:
I have anger management issues, just acting out on it might seem fine or healthy but sometimes you just need to stop and use that anger into something productive. Not need to bottle it up, but don't just release it in any way that fits the moment. That's how you end up being the guy who kills his wife or the guy who runs over 10 people who are doing a protest.
I've been at situations where I was close to harming some very precious people to me and in the end I just hugged them and left to work my own anger another way (well it's not like what happened would even warrant a good ol' punching, at least I don't see it as something that is easy to justify, but I digress).

tl;dr:
Basically think of it as a big river, and instead of just putting up a dam you divert it's course.
I think that would be the best fix right now, instead of bottling up or releasing it fully.

"Fuck Gazza I'm saving my anger. It's like special moves in fighting games, way more effect if you let the chargers go to the max"

"Full effect of striking those you love or just want to show affection down, full effect of making your friend cut off all your limbs and letting you burn to death, full effect of getting banned at gaming stores for freaking out about a characters arms' colour"

"You're talkin shit gazza, but I understand"

"I tihnk I understand anger better than you, thought it may be my fault why you don't right now, now get out of here"

You leave the stone and your head.

You stretch and massage until you feel your legs actually work and your back isn't shattered and get ready. One comm message from Sheulk saying she needs to talk to you.

Oh boy.

You comm everyone to meet you at the ship later, like everyone, for the world's largest game of strip poker.

You head home to your prison room and check your mail.

Oh look fanmail

one is just a montage of creepshots of you that smells like the pictures were stuck on with vagina. fantastic.

You head to a dick casting store and after breaking their machinery, finally get a cast that should work though they'll have to order specialist machinery to make it

"how will you pay for this?"

You check your account, 17 million credits

"With this"

"Right away sir"

You comm Trayce to come back with your bodyguards and she jsut sends back a winkyface

You also plan family time for a few hours away

>what do now

>>44617679
We can get angry without going sith lord mode, we also don't need to direct our anger towards anyone in particular. The issue with us is that we aren't getting mad, at all. When we saw Al in bed with another man, we just said "Eh". While keeping our composure allowed us to figure out that the guy was gay and nothing nefarious was going on, the feeling of betrayal, anger, wasn't there. Like another anon said, we're not married or anything, but we didn't feel a tinge of anything.

>>44617785
This anon is right, don't bottle our anger. Let it out, but in ways that aren't detrimental. Maybe some construction workers are having trouble demolishing a building or something, helping them would be a good way, I think.

>>44617823
Getting a custom cast and producing a couple special dildos won't cost 17 million, might be a couple thousand maybe? I don't know how credits works, but I'm pretty sure we have enough.
We also have to tell Trayce and the Ninja-Servant lady about the 5 year prison thing, but we can do that later.

...Maybe it's time to talk to the Receptionist? What do you other anons think?

>>44617823
> full effect of making your friend cut off all your limbs and letting you burn to death
But Anakin was - giving in - to anger, this sith retard is trying to con us.
Anaking basically gave in to his emotions and acted upon them without care. That is not being able to handle the most minor of things and thinking it through.
Thinking about things and not just lashing out is different from being a Jedi and pretending not to feel things.
Just like lashing out like a sith is different from actuallly using your anger in productive manners, as opposed to counter-productive manners. Counter productive manners are beating your friends up. Productive manners are taking over an entire swath of Swagooine land by killing the mob boss.

>what do now
Medidate on not being a prissy sperglord and maybe coming to terms with how you feel and acting on it in a manner that won't cause yourself further harm (by proxy), like a reasonable adult.

That or just talk to Sheulk and see what she wants.


>>44617920
>we just said "Eh".
Probably because he was fucking another chick just the other day. They don't have a commitment to each other.
But yes, some people would be mad. But feeling hurt or sad would be more likely than angry.

>>44617920
Oh and right after solving that he went right on to fucking another girl.

The thing is that seems to be the point: Kyran isn't Al. Sure he likes her, but I doubt he sees himself in a commitment with any of the girls yet, in fact he probably doesn't give much fucks. He'd be more likely to get angry if a guy fucked Al, and then harmed her, than if he simply fucked her.

But that's my view of the character and his actions so far. That said he is a self-centered dick (more than) half the time and pretty decent bro the other.

>>44617785
Gazza's main concern is your restaining and bottling up with no outlet since you hardly fuck, and for the well being of your friends.

Peter's good nature only helps you feel good if you are rewarded with kindness, and Myran was being affected by the lack of justice by not punishing adequately in some situations.

All three have meters that go up to 100% but you only have 100% to dole out and must equally satisfy all since imbalances cause nasty reactions and you not being yourself, since they are all equally broken off segments of you.

Yeah kyran built up a damn that not only blocked his anger, but prevented himself from seeing over it and so could only think about not being angry or emotion in general.

Gazza's not just about anger, consideration is also his domain, peter in general is just being jedi like.

When you're all feeling better, you're patching up better and thinking more about fixing relationships and the like,

>>44617920
>we just said "Eh"
yeah al's pretty worried for you, at first she freaked prepared for punishment, but now the shock's worn off, she's thinking either you don't love her anymore/she's nothing to you after all like she thought a long time ago, or that you're depressed letting her go because you're going away. Especially with the anger and concern you've showed with her in the past on many issues.

>helping them would be a good way, I think.
there's loads of little ways and things you do to not become pre thread and first quest sith lord anger, but it slowly builds without you realising and soon you're boiling over, so yeah, taking up a sport or martial art might help too.

>won't cost 17 million, might be a couple thousand maybe?
That was just to assure him you could pay and not to squander your business since you're wealthy
For the special machinery they have to order, the nicheness of their product, and the amount of shit they need for this size donger, it's pretty expensive.

>>44617823
get a new tattoo that says this is my (first) (second) third time in prison, in parenthesis are the bits that should be writwn over as if he made on tattooo then changed it

>>44618052
He could've just realized making demands of people on things you yourself aren't ready to compromise on is a silly thing to do that will only lead people to see you as an even bigger ass.

>>44618052
>martial art
Well now you're talking, instead of lashing at friends, take up a martial art, ease the stress and anger in a (more) controlled way. Then go and talk to them like a human being.

Unless the injury is too great that will usually help for most minor grievances.

>>44618011
...Yeah that did happen.
Kyran is most definitely not Al, and I agree that he doesn't see himself in a commitment yet.
My issue is that we didn't feel anything, what we said is what we felt, "Eh"

Compared to when Al broke up with us, we reacted by literally splintering ourselves into 4 beings, giving birth to Gazza, Peter and Myran. We should have felt something.

>>44618112
Maybe after/during prison? We don't have a lot of time left until we go.

>>44617972
i've got too many words and theories on episode 3 anakin to sperge it all out here.

>hurt or sad would be more likely than angry.
anger at being insulted like any other man could take your place and give the dicking of the gods with that godly dick.

>>44618011
>That said he is a self-centered dick (more than) half the time and pretty decent bro the other.
pre timeskip ky i'd agree with you, but since, everything he's done up until the mental breakdown was for his friends,

>but I doubt he sees himself in a commitment with any of the girls yet
To ky the perfect relationship is a friend with benefits that acts like a lover. so basically open relationship. but only on his side because eh doesn't want to taste another guy.
Look at it this way,at one point the only thing that kept you going for a long time was the feeling you get when entering poon you've never been in before, after that the poon became worthless and lost that dopamine rush and you moved on. now self fulfillment keeps you going.

this isn't all like how i've made the character, just how the way you guys act has written him into my head.

"if a guy fucked Al, and then harmed her, than if he simply fucked her." is so obvious i feel kinda insulted you felt like you had to tell me it ;p

>>44618060
lmao

>>44618084
Sorry, tired, what is that in response to m8?

>>44618211
>Sorry, tired, what is that in response to m8?
Meant in the one sided commitment thing.
I understand if it's actually agreed upon (e.g. polyamorous marriage) but if the gig is "well I fuck you sometimes" I guess actually demanding too much more would be silly.

Plus I have my own personal reason for acting out the "eh" during that scene I had really already guessed when she said girl's night that something would go wrong, so I went with the one answer that is a) the most hurtful emotionally if she actually cheated b) can be turned into something positive if she didn't c) fits the equal term thing view of not demanding shit if it's not demanded of you that said Al may be the - the one - he has grounds for pissing on about the whole betrayal thing, sincce she started the whole exclusivity/monogamy thing.

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>>44618210
>Maybe after/during prison? We don't have a lot of time left until we go.
Likely. Workout and boxing could be past times in prison.

>My issue is that we didn't feel anything, what we said is what we felt, "Eh"
True, perhaps being at least upset about it would've been more valid.

You get a tattoo across your traps and back that says "This is my first time in prison"

"okay guy you're ready to g-"

"Now put a line through first and write second underneath it"

*BZZTS*

"Now put a line through that and write third underneath it"

*BZZTS*

"Cheers" you say leaving and heading to the local kaikwondork dojo

"Yo, i need to learn a martial art"

"Certainl-"

"Are any of your masters in prison? because i'll be there soon"

"Uhm, odd request" the rodian says, "Yeah, master brugbruk is in SteelGate, a maximum security-"

"Ah, i'm gonna be white collar, thanks anyway"

"Okay, bye"

You comm sheulk you'll meet with her later, and comm both alicia and the receptionist that you have something to tell them after poker night.

anyway, an hour and a half before you have to start getting ready for family time,

>what do now?

>>44618210
She didn't rbeak up with you, it was a stress rant. she wanted you to be perfect and completely fulfil her dreams and tricked herself into believing you could but then realised you couldn't and broke down.
She's gotten over that,there's possibility you could even go down wife route with her if you play your cards right, but eventually, she's gonna find someone to settle down with.
And at best if it's you, only one other poon like a month, at very best.
>>44618350
yee
except it's not just you who has complex feelings for al, all of you do, all in different ways.
>>44618523
true, true, and hot pic.

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>>44618523
Oh, uh, wow. Now that was the wrong pic. Have a workout pic..

>>44618537
How do we smell? Take an extra long shower regardless.

Also farkin coont running when I pass out!

>>44618548
no. I demand source.

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>>44618537
Go talk to Al about stuff, how she's feeling, how kyran's doing, etc.
Use her shower to leave that potent kyran musk there.


>>44618624
O-of? Inside Out?
Planet Fitness?

>>44618537
Oh, a stress rant.
Disregard the breaking up thing, I was wrong.

Dunno about any of the other anons but I feel like we should do our best to wife route Al.

>>44618684
I agree with this guy.

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>>44618822
Isn't Kyran on his route to immortality?

>>44618684
You're lucky i've already been spoilered to hell and back or you'd have to listen to me cry.
>>44618624
some anon on /co/ drew it apparently
>>44618588
i said i'd run from three hours back, your fault for getting drink gramps!
>>44618548
I didn't mind
>>44618822
"we should do our best to wife route Al" IC that makes sense but as weird as this seems saying, this is a star wars quest, no a waifu one. It'd get like 7 posts in a row at max and only if hit with a timeskip and general orders during timeskip straight after to have the years follow through right for it
you'd also have to train yourself to lower your insatiable need for poon for her which would tear you apart for a while
>>44618845
love that pic
well he's planned it because of your guys' choices but if you want to abandon that then that's your choice
---
You sniff yourself
Spunk, vagina, sweat, tears, blood.

Shoulda showered before you went out.

You head to the ship to shower in Al Qaeda's room in particular to leave the kyran man musk in there.

You sneak in.

Al's not here you sense, huh.

You extra long shower to make yourself clean, but still feel slightly unclean.

You sneak out, pair of pantsu on your head.

You have an hour left before you need to get ready for family ting.

>what do
>brush up on dance skills (write in)
>character perspective swap (to whom)
>timeskip (by how far)
>go looking for something (what)
>make toast
>try on hats
>write in

>>44618845
It's planned but we haven't started on the route yet.
We can do both, I think.

The immortality route is learning it from the Lady in The Stone, I don't remember her name. I'm assuming her way of immortality is either force-ghosting, or transferring the consciousness to the stone itself, essentially becoming immortal.
However, others can enter the stone. So learning it would be something like entering the stone and leaving the body behind?

If we learn how to immortality, maybe we can teach Al how to immortality.

>>44618903
Send comm to Al:
"Hey honey, thought I'd let you know I wanted to talk sometime. About what happened earlier and all, there is really no need for concern. Also you are pregnant so please avoid heavy lifting or heavy emotions, keep both of my preeeecious safe, love, Mastah xxDaRkPlAcExx"
On a second thought, Kyran, might be the time to change your comm nickname, you're over your edgy suicidal breakdown period.


>make toast
>try on hats
>talk to wulf about firecrotches and ask if he's seeing any

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>>44618903
We could be a badass bounty hunting husband and wife or something...
I'm just doing some wishful thinking. It makes sense IC, which is probably why I want it, but this is a quest. Other people want different things.

If anyone else is on the ship, maybe ask them where Al went.
Try and brush up on your dance skills? Do we even know how to dance?
Maybe make a slice of toast/eggs in a basket or something and leave it for Al when she gets back if she's hungry, as a snack.

>>44618903
i think we ahould be immmortal and go and gogo meet anakin and luke and shit in the future

>>44618903
man forgot toask did she eat eggs?

>>44619010
If we go both immortal and waifu I could see Kyran outliving her, growing depressed and doing something crazy like leaving the galaxy to see what's out there, then cooming back once he's through it.
I can't see him being 100% monogamous, but I can see him mostly monogamous like Wynaut mentioned, like 99% monogamous.

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>>44619036
>>44619015
4U

>>44619010
>We could be a badass bounty hunting husband
Her only desire in life is to be a housewife with a loving family, a weird goal in star wars I know, but still. When i created her as the force sensitive tomboy on the run, i wanted a dream that made her seem more than what you see.
>>44618999
lmao, any recommendations for new comm name?
also shit yeah i forgot someone voted for Wulff drinky/gambly time, putting that into the writing now
>>44619015
i try to stay away from established canon, but if you awnt to meet characters, then meet who you want.
Plus i'd love writing clone wars kyran, though going into the limited future of episodes 1 and onwards gives u s a lot less to work with than the veritable sandbox of what we have now.
>>44619036
there's a handprint on one of the eggs.
you really shoulda cooked them first ya idjit
>>44619075
if al could fuck enough with her tender sensitive frame to keep you satisfied and kept bringing new experiences and sensations, you wouldn't need other poon technically, though depression and all sorts of other shit would follow at not getting that new poon feeling, like everytime i think of that enw game smell i haven't smelled in forever since moving to pc, i get a little wispy eyed.
she'd probs make rules of "only off planet and you really can't help yourself but no lovey stuff at all or eating out other girls and you have to wear a condom and don't do anything for them you wouldn't do for me and no presents or dates with these hoes" along with others.
>>44619130
AAAAH
fucking cu/ck/s
fuck you man i can't laugh right now my throat hurts too much

>>44619171
>lmao, any recommendations for new comm name?
Lord_Of_Rings_69?
I don't know, all my handles are the same I suck at this.
OH
Capt_Kirk

>gives u s a lot less to work
Kinda, I mean if we kill the canon (e.g. cuck Anakin and burn Coruscant down) then it just becomes as sandboxy.
But it becomes limited on some senses, such as you don't get to pick who the jedi council is at start, etc.

>>44619130
>The children are dead at this point
every time

>>44619242
I don't know if I could eat that thing.

I've literally eaten shit and I don't know if I wouldn't just puke that abomination the moment it entered my esophagus.

You Send a comm to Al:

"Hey honey, thought I'd let you know I wanted to talk sometime. About what happened earlier and all, there is really no need for concern. Also you are pregnant so please avoid heavy lifting or heavy emotions, keep both of my preeeecious safe, love, Mastah xxDaRkPlAcExx"

Holy shit, this might be the time to change your comm nickname, you're over your edgy suicidal breakdown period.

You put your name as Corporal Shirk, the lazy but hardworking and hard fucking space admiral of that one tv show you watched about a world without ships and lasers and lightsabers.

You go back in and make yourself some toast and eggs and leave it in a basket.

You ignore sheulk's room for now since you set a meet with her for after your family time, and you message wulf asking him about redheads and the like, and you talk, and he assures you he's seeing no one and you tell him that a redhead or two might be coming to your birthday but hey you two should go out gambling in a few hours and he agrees to it.

For now it's family time.

>where do you head and what do? (lotsa deets) also how to act around ranlis and athena and anyone who may try to interrupt?

>>44619215
>you don't get to pick who the jedi council is at start
i much preferred weed master to putting in that shan chick from TOR
not exactly sure how to write characters that already exist, specially mace windu and ting,
it will probably be robot chicken star wars esque, but very toned down.
and sorry, no cucking anakin. padme wouldn't go for it.
you can cuck obi wan by fucking duchess satine though, easily. at least before she dies, or even if she doesn't since this os our own canon
and who knows maybe your dad was a vizla and you can take over deathwatch
>>44619242
i feel dirty for having read that
>>44619294
i've eaten bacon and chocolate spread sammies
i've eaten plain spaghetti strands mixed with chocolate ice cream
and that makes me retch a little

Couple questions, would you guys prefer i keep going this thread style and prioritize responses before writing up the quest, or go back to only replying once i've written to speed things up?

also, does anyone know which part in Psion quest the cuck storm happens for research and kek purposes?

>>44619333
Do as you wish bredda, I'm fine with either way.

>>44619313
Ranlis and Athena, be your loving self if they act normally, just treat them as kids if they act the part. Anyone who tries to interrupt be upset and depending on what they pull tell them to fuck off in special ways, unless it's actually something urgent like "HOLY FUCK YOUR SHIP WAS STOLEN AND AL WAS KIDNAPPED".
>where to
See where the popular demand leads, if no one picks anything just take them to somewhere very family friendly like the lasertag range.

>>44619333
Dunno but checking it around 80 or so seems to be it, not sure.

Basically the MC is a chick, the waifu is another chick, anons are a bunch of yurifags and the QM justified it with "ohhh but uh she was like, uh, not gay actually, and she just tried it with you but wasn't actually attracted. so instead she cheated on you with a dude. hue"

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>>44619333
>mfw everyone else dieded

>>44619479
>Basically the MC is a chick, the waifu is another chick, anons are a bunch of yurifags
sounds like the first pokemang quest, boy, i had fun in that.
>she cheated on you with a dude. hue"
hue times ten mate, damn.
>>44619513
who dieded?
>>44619422
writing

and 60 posts and 3 trips so far, chronicles of riddickulous.

>>44619566
Nice Order 66 Trips bruhv

>hue times ten
Yeah it was a shitty cop out.
And why didn't she just break up and come clean with it? Jeez

You decide that since there's no popular demand, to meet at laser tag, and make a spacebook post bragging about family time at laser tag.

You pay for the first game, but this place is lacking so you head to a different place.

Athena tries to ignore Ranlis, and Ranlis just keeps pestering Athena because of how weird she still feels about making her cum with lightining.

Your jedi bodyguard really didn't like laser tag, but for being such a boring fuck, while he drives, you switch throough the radio stations stopping on something you feel he doesn't like, and proceed to tell ihm your life story again.

You get to the next laser tag place and head to the counter

"Hey my man" you say to the guy who obviously hates his job, "Can i get-"

"Yeah your other party member who got here half an hour ago and wouldn't stop pestering me about when you'd turn up already paid for your game"

You look to where he points

The receptionist, and she runs up to you with Kane in her arms and embraces it

"Why are you late, and geez don't forget to invite me next time, I had to find this place myself"

"oh heeeey I know, my bad" fuck, though you do want to spend more time with this kid

"OOoh, we're finally a family, i've got big plans for you daddy" she says with hearts in her eyes.

You play a couiple mroe games of laser tag and head to the park afterwards, letting the 3 brothers bond over more baeblaydes, Jamie resuming his position as the oldest brother.

You're sitting on a park bench with the receptionist inbetween your legs because she threw herself there, athena on your left, and ranlis on your right

You swear, if sith purebloods had tails, the receptionist's one would be wagging on your dick.

>what do now?

>>44619596
>And why didn't she just break up and come clean with it? Jeez
i'd have been chill with that
and thank you bruvvaaa

>>44619513
Snigga I aint deded jes yet! Just distracted by fallout 4 and Star Wars galaxy of heroes

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>>44619716
>Star Wars galaxy of heroes
da fuq is that

>>44619709
Give the kids a ghost gazelle ride, one at a time.

Then go eat something, is there any weird place like Chuk and whatever that murricans have that the kids go to and have fun playing with other kids and shit?

>>44619751
Fucking mobile game a friend got me addicted to. Actually pretty fun but annoying as hell as you have to grind some things out but you only have a limited amount of energy to do anything.

>>44619777
i'm 800 zones into clicker heroes i loves me a grind
and jesus 4th trip so far this thread, stat wise we shouldn't have one trip yet.
>>44619760
there is a place like that yes

>>44619709
H kiddos ant a ghost gazelle ride? The. We go get some food! How about gyro? No well then gyro it is.

You give the kids ghostly gazelle rides one at a time, then give them all a ride simultaneously to the nearby Chuck A. Cheesy Gyro.

You meet with the owner, Chuck, a man who started with one restaurant on swagooine, and now has an empire thanks to you.

He clears everyone out and takes you all to the best table in the house.

You all have a laugh, playing pranks on the mascot and eating your gyros, laughing as a giant extended family, people of all types getting along.

At one point though Kano tries to blow on his food, and sets the table on fire.

Everyone moves back but the receptionist is sure of herself, "I'm pretty sure this is how you put it out" she says moving her hand, and setting half the restaurant ablaze.

You evacuate everyone including the owner and watch it burn down from outside

"So sorry Chuck"

"Ah it's fine kiddo"

"What about him?" you say pointing to the guy burnign alive dressed as a piece of gyro

"Ah he boned my wife, now I get to call off the hitman"

You pat him on the shoulder in apology and turn to your group.

The three brothers look anxious like they've been naughty while the three moms shout at each other, mostly athena and ranlis ganign up on the receptionist.

"I told you it wasn't his fault!"

"Pfft, that's a special sith ability, you need to train him, and yourself in using it properly, or you'll both die one day!" Ranlis states

"I-it's not that easy!"

Athena chimes in

"Maybe you should take your evil self and your demon child-" "ahahah it's funny cos he's a pureblood" "and vacate yourse-" She freezes, shuddering, next to a shivering Ranlis, both apparently feeling the gaze you cast when they insulted your seed like that

Ranlis is the first to speak, moving herself away from and behind Athena while stuttering out it wasn't her, and Athena just tries bumbling out an apology, and the receptionist is staring at you with those heart eyes again through pain.

>what do

>>44620021
"What the fuck is wrong with you? How the fuck can you just call a child a 'demon'? And stop acting like kids and pinning blame, if anything this is my fault.. and you two know very well why (the whole brain fuckery business uhh)"
Take the kids home and tuck each one in bed. Act cold to the two moms unless they apologize to the kid or to the receptionist who really needs a name.
If they do apologize, then just try to act kinda normally.

Oh and leave Chuck a p. big tip to help with the damage.

>>44620091
>>44620021
By the way, I hoope the other players come back cuz I got to go.

Doctor appointment tomorrah.

>>44620099
kk l8r m8r
if no one else is here tho i'll just wait ennit, gives me an excuse to nap aswell knawhatimsayin

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>>44620130
I'm sure someone will show up. It is kinda late but someone's boound to be around. That said, I'm out. Peace
Happy dreams and happy questing for ye

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>>44620091
Second.

>>44620130
If you stop pic related will happen.

"What the fuck is wrong with you? How the fuck can you just call a child a 'demon'? And stop acting like kids and pinning blame,"

"..." "..."

"if anything this is my fault..."

"b-b-because of the brain fuckery business?"

"No, for trusting you two babies to act like adults! Can't even trust you to not swear in front of them!"

Athena and Ranlis look tear verged at your anger but the receptionist (who does have a name, check the archives) whose name you've actually forgotten hugs onto you.

"And you, why haven't you taught Kane proper fire safety? Do you know how irresposible and idiotic that is?"

"I-i-i'm sorry"

"Now I want the three of you to apologise to your children for ruining their day"

"...we're sorry" they mumble

"Did I ask for an apology or the champion performance at the insincere whisper contest!"

"I'm sorry!" "I'm sorry babies!" "I'm so sorry!"

"Good, now come here" you say starting a giant group hug.

You leave chuck a big tip and head to each house individually tuckign the kids in, finishing with Athena since she lives with you.

"I'm still really sorry, about what i said... i-i-i didn't mean it, hoesnt, I think Kane is a great boy! he dindu nuffin, i swear!" she starts saying but leads into sad shouting

>what do, assuming wulf meet up after aswell so this is athena specific write in

>>44620176
i'll inherit so much shit it'd be a favour bruv
*yaaaaaawn* ;)

>>44620248
"I... it's alright, just please never do anything like that again." Rub your temples
"But goddamn, why didn't - I - get to breathe fire"
>he dindu nuffing

Guess who lied about leaving right then.
One... more... update...

>>44620248
Just watch what you say to about a kid. The mom isn't quite an adult mentally yet either so just calm down. Fek even I don't swear in front of the kids.

>>44620335
He just did tho

>>44620291
nigga go to bed and tell me how the appointment went later you wasteman

>>44620350
F-fug.
Kay, thx, bye

>>44620348
you force censored yourself

"Just watch what you say to about a kid. The mom isn't quite an adult mentally yet either so just calm down. Feck even I don't swear in front of the kids."

"I'm really sorry, kyran, honestly, i feel really bad" she says putting herself up to you, her floral pink robot hand gripping your shoulder tight.

"I... it's alright, just please never do anything like that again."

"I won't, honest! I didn't mean to hurt Kane, or her, or you!"

You rub your temples in deep thought, and she feels your apprehension, and tightens the robot grip breathing more heavily on your chest in anticipation.

"But goddamn, why didn't - I - get to breathe fire"

"...Can they not teach you?" she says in surprise

"No, it's a damn genetic thing, if I could, believe me, I would've by now, damn"

"W-w-well, this is where we part ways I guess, unless i could apologise inside? the kettle's on if you're thirsty, o-or i could always make something else, or go to the store and get something, or even delivery!"

Why is she so nervous

"I don't know, I was gonna go gambling in a bit"

"You don't have to stay forever you know, j-just enough to talk and stuff and eat and drink and make sure you're taken care of and all, yeah, just, you know, you won't have to worry about waking junior, he's a heavy sleeper and his room is soundproofed... but not for that don't get the wrong ideas he likes his kids' music loud, you know?"

She really needs to relax, like a drink or something, alcohol wise, she's sweating bullets.

.what do (with deeeeetails motherfucker)

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>44620469
Force sense if anything is wrong. Really putting out some serious no good vibes here Athena.

>>44620508
you sense nothing wrong except for guilt for Kane, worry about you going away, and want for you to come in.
There's no assassin she's contacted with to get you in the room or w/e

>>44620566
Almost had me fooled there almostSatan!! Nah but seriously stay and chat for a bit.

>>44620566
ask her what is wrongz is she feelling lonely or maybe that oehr kind of lonely?
tell her if she wants you can swing by layer after you are done with gamvlings and meetogna

You shrug

"Sure, why not" You say walking in, "I'll have whatever you're offering. though if you do want to chill more later i'm doing a strip poker thing tonight"

"G-great!" She says locking the door behind you and putting the oven on, making you a drink of alcoholic lemonade, which you inspect for poisons or tampering but is revealed fine, and starting to make cookie dough to make you cookies, really pulling out all the stops here.

"S-s-so, what's new in the life of Kyran Ollis?"

"I've got kids and i'm going to jail" You say taking a sip

"I-i-i see"

"Yeap"

"..."

"..."

"did I say sorry/ because I a-"

"Yeap"

"..."

"..."

"S-so which teams do you support?"

"What's wrong athena, why are you acting this way? are you lonely? are you the other kind of lonely?"

She looks down like you hit the right answer and takes a while to speak but finally does

"l-last time we...made love... you nearly died and I nearly lost everything...so..."

"So you're conflicted?"

"Y-yeah, in a way, seeing you act so authoritative...fatherly... it makes me tingle...i'd ignored the calls of the exogorth, I beat your beast, but i'm relapsing..."

"aren't jedi's mind's temples?"

"K-kyran! I'm trying to be serious! and former jedi!"

"Hah, i'm being serious too"

"R-really? You're not acting serious, I remember you serious" she says blushing, cyber hand twirling her hair around.

>what do

>>44620738
Athena if you want to have sex just say so. However if things work out between Al and me it would probably be the last for a long time if not forever.

>>44620819
You know the drill sleepo, you want lewds ya gonna have to be descriptive, ftb or no ftb, finish inside or in their hair, shout dark knight rises lines or just imitate the bagpipes as you cum, etc etc.

>>44620849
Hey is just confirmation mate. Also MOTHERFUCKING SPARTACUS is on!! Also sure finish on her abs. Ftb thiugh.

>>44620872
i've wtche dlike 4 eps of spartacus
was aight
was nothing but nudity and violence with doeses of intrigue
me likey
---
"Athena if you want to have sex just say so. However if things work out between Al and me it would probably be the last for a long time if not forever."

"...I don't know whether I should"

You look into her eyes and grab her by both hands leading her to her bed

"You should" you say your tongues and lips colliding, greedily speedily lapping away like a conversation with an old friend you haven't seen in years.

You unbuckle and release the beast, and put it in it's new home, the squeal deafening, robot hand nearly squeezing your buttcheek into oblivion as she cums from the first thrust in

"d-don't laugh... it's been sometime"

---

"Aahn, Aahn, Aahn, OOOHN <3!" She peaks and seizures wildly as she orgasms for the fifth and hardest time, as your start shooting yourself, pulling out midway and covering her tight sweaty abs in potential little brothers

"m-my womb missed you~" she says passing out

OOps better get the cookies before the room burns down

MM, nice cookies

You message wulf to see if he's ready to gamble and see this message

"go a reply from a fire-crotch on my dating profile for after teh gambling, but i'm pretending to be a wholesome religious lad, so gambling's off, but will meet for strip poker after it, wulf"

nice, but damn, you wanted to throw some elevens and sevens with wulf, coul always go without you suppose, but that's less fun

>what do

>>44620967
Get some blue milk and finish the cookies message Al to she if she wants to gamble.

>>44620998
Al doesn't wanna gamble
The cookies and blue milk were scrumptious though
>what do

>>44621025
She can watch me gamble and be good luck. Also just hang out. I mean come on girlie Kuran is ASKING YOU TO COM OUT AND HAVE FUN. DINT BE DA FAG'T

>>44621075
she being cold and suspicious oooooOOOOooOOoOh
maybe it's to do with the com message you sent earlier

>>44621105
Al quit being a snot. Really? Come out and have some fun watching me lose all my money.

>>44621138
"i-i'll see you tonight!"

*click*

guess that's a no then

>what do

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>44621192
Fine be a punk. Go gamble at blackjack and craps and roulette.

Oh and no trying to fug gay guys okay Al?

Rolled 29 (1d30)

You send her a message "No tryna fug gay guys this time, okay Al?"

You're not sure exactly how many brownie points that won you or lost you, but it felt good to type.

You head to the casino by yourself and start on the blackjack table

Roll 1d30

Rolled 11 (1d30)

>>44621265
Hahaha. Don't care just wanted to hang out and have and she keeps saying no.

You roll terrible hands but just well enough to beat out the dealer who keeps going bust.

You take your meager winnings and move on to the roulette table

---
"I-i don't know Hugo" you say sipping your cafe coffee,

"What did the message say again honey? I want to talk,i'm not worried about earlier, and be careful because i care about both my babies or something along those lines?"

"S-something along those lines, yeah" You say sniffing

"Then what's the worry baby?"

"it's jsut that-" *DING* "oh it's him, let me take this"

"Hello...N-no, i'm not in the mood to gamble...look kyran i'm not in the mood to be good luck or hang, really... i-i'm not being a snot, it's just... i'll see you tonight"

"If you were anymore aggressive we'd have to put you down bambi"

"I can't talk to him right now" *Buzz*

"What does it say?"

"It says No tryna fug gay guys this time, okay Al? oh, god it's not alright after all!"

"there there, now where's this casino he's going to?"

"*sniff* why?"
---

"YEAAH ROULETTE TIMES BOYOS" you shout patting the shoulders of the other casino goes next to you
>what number do you pick and how much do you bet?
>also roll 1d100 with option

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>44621348
Black 22!!

Jesus she's paranoid huh? Well not that I could blame her.

>>44621376
100

>>44621399
That number isn't on a roulette table
You sure?

>>44621427
That was the bet!!

"100"

"Sir, the board only goes up to-"

"Did I stutter?"

"V-very well sir"

"Oh yeah, 100 on black too"

He spins.

And it spins

And it spins

And it flies out and lands on the top of a stack of 100 chips

And it keeps spinning

And then the stack falls

and the ball falls back in

And lands in black 22

And rolls out into red 21

And a loss

"Unlucky sir"

>what do now?

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>44621497
100 Red.

"100"

"Sir this is very-"

"On red"

"O-oh"

He spins

And spins

and it's red

congrats you reaped back last rounds losses.

>what do now?

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Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>44621528
200 Red. Let it ride.

>>44621542
Do you have a chiss folder or something?
Thanks.
---
"200 on red bruv, let it ride"

"Very well sir"

...

200 credits gained

"Mighty fine 50/50 split luck there pardner" a man tells you

"Thanks?"

"I'm garret jefferson, and if you think you're a big dog you can actually bet on actual numbers with actual numbers, unless you're some casual trying to do nothing but hope 50/50 odds favour you. You could also come join us at the high roller table.... Pardner"

>what do

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Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>44621585
Yeah no. I'm waiting for a friend. So please go away. I don't want to catch space redneck. 200 Black.

Maybe? And bruv using my phone for most of 4chan browsing.

200 black, and 200 gone

200 black, and 200 gone

200 black, and 200 gone

200 black, and 200 gone

200 black, and 200 gone

"Offer's still open friend"

"Yeah no. I'm waiting for a friend."

"From the look in your eye I can tell that's a lie stranger"

"please go away. I don't want to catch space redneck, and you're putting me on a losing streak. 200 Black."

"Ok ok, i'm going, but it's the table in the corner should you wish to abscond yourselves over in that there direction."

Finally, it landed on black!

No, that's the spinner's glass eye that fell out, the actual ball landed on red.

>what do now?

>>44621653
Comm Wulf. Walk over to craps. Do t bet yet.

I don't know the rules of craps so in this canon craps is rolling 7 or 11 do deal with it B|
---
You comm Wulf

"Hyello?"

"Wulf? it's kyran"

"Ahh pastor, yes, i'm with that girl i told you about, yes the beautiful pure hearted redhead"

"Pastor? What the h-"

"Yes, yes, blessings to you too pastor"

*click*

Motherfucker.

You don't need anyone to have fun

You walk over to the craps table and chill there a while

>what do
>try someone's comm
>head to high roller table
play craps (roll2d6)
>write in

damn sleepy, me and you should just do a 1 on 1 on roll20 at this point :p

Rolled 3, 1 = 4 (2d6)

>>44621736
Try Kj.
Roll a round of craps.

*ring ring, ring ring*

"Yo wassup kyran my man"

"Yo KJ come gamble at the casino man"

"kyran it's getting too close to the time of the strip poker for me to get dressed in my suit and then come out to play one game and then return home, maybe if you'd called earlier-"

"No sweat bro"

"Aight"

*click*

Fucking hell does no one want to come gamble?

You decide to roll a round of craps and fail horribly

Fug

>what do now?

>>44621777
Leave and go get ready for the poker game.

You leave and head for the exit

as you get into teh parking lot, you see that gay guy drive away, and Al pacing in the parking lot, repeating a mantra of lines trying to figure out what to say, all while dressed in that silvery sparkly figure hugging dress from your not so great date.

>what do
>observe
>approach
>go around
>throw a snowball
>write in
>above option combinations

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>>44621838
>>throw a snowball
Tryin ta fug a gay guy?

>>44621838
>Sneak Hug

You sneak to the snowy patch and roll a ball, aiming it not at her as not to expose your killer intent, and score a solid blow in the side of ehr head, knocking her off balance temporarily.

She turns to see you laughing as the next snowball hits her face.

"What. tryna fug the gay guy again are you?"

she falls to her knees crying, the look of determination on her face replaced only by tears

>what do now?

>>44621895
Oh shit. Look it was joke. Commence the hugs and headpats.

Oh shit

"Look it was just a prank bro!" You shout dropping to your knees pulling her close, giving her the imouto headpats.

She just cries louder and harder, struggling through hyperventilation to get words out.

"peter heeeeelp" "well see what you need to do is-" "NO HE MUST FACE JUSTICE FOR WHAT HE'S DONE...GODSPEED BROTHER" "peter? myran? gazza? fuck"

"K-k-kyaaaaaaaaan! Waaaahargh!"

>what do now

>>44621949
Look come on let's go inside or somewhere warm. I'm sorry.

"Look come on let's go inside or somewhere warm. I'm sorry."

You lead a crying Al to your car and get in and turn the heating on

"Sorry it's not too hot in here"

She just sniffs and cries a bit more, eventually slowing down to just sniffs

"K-kyran......"

"Al-"

"I!... I love you okay?"

"I know Al, me t-"

"NO, I really do, like more than anything... so please, treat me like I do... Please, i'm not some b-bro or friend with benefits, or a lewd imouto."

There's anger in her voice you've never heard before

"Always calling me your girl, saying we aren't married, yet, stuff like that, can you really marry me? can you really be a one woman man? can you really live a normal life with a normal life? Eventually... I need to know whether you can or can't... but for now... I just want you to" she starts crying hard again, "just leave me the way you've claimed!"

She's almost fetal on the passenger seat now.

Fuck

>what do

>>44622078
I don't know if I can change overnight for that. However what were you doing with that guy again? I mean I was trying to get you to just hang out and gamble. Just wondering about that and why did you just breakdown like that?

"I don't know if I can change overnight for that."

"I-i'm not asking you to! I-i just don't want you to treat me like some friend or annoyance or someone who'll obey your every whim. I want to be an equal to you"

"Is that why you just broke down like that?"

"...A little. It's just... you make me feel a lot of things, and trying my hardest to talk to you and getting snowballed like that... it's not fun"

"What were you doing with that guy again? I mean I was trying to get you to just hang out and gamble"

"I have my own life, my own friends you know! I can't drop them every time you have a selfish desire. I knew him from the orphanage and he's gay, so don't even worry about it."

"Look Al, I don't want this right now, it's literally a week until i'm going away for 5 years, could I just be selfish, for now at least"

"You're being selfish by going away" she says turning the heater up and climbing onto you, getting as tight and huggy as possible.

>what do now

>>44622374
Yes because you couldn't hurt say that at all. Not even a hint of Kyran by the way he's an old friend from the orphanage. No it's what should happen for a few of things I've done. Both before and after I've met you.

>>44622497
Did you stroke out sleepy
re read that
i think you stroked out
or i stroked out just before reading it

Sorry it's taking a bit.

>>44622647
lmao it's k dude

>>44622557
No phone hates me.

I trust ya but when all I see is you hanging around the same guy after being blown off with no word about him being an old friend? That you say you want this or that and when I try to give them to you you throw them into my face? That I somehow don't measure up to some imaginary Kyran that you've built up in your pretty little head?

Me going away for five years? With all the shit I've done before and after I've met you I'd should get the death penalty. And it's not even really going away either. It's a country club jail not a federal puns you in the ass prison.

>>44622679
better
>>44622666
oh look i satan'd for like the 6th trips of the thread

writing

>>44622713
Yeah your threads seem to hog all the trips, quads, and dub dubs.

"I trust ya, but when all I see is you hanging around the same guy after being blown off with no word about him being an old friend?"

"i-i'm sor-"

"That you say you want this or that and when I try to give them to you you throw them into my face? That I somehow don't measure up to some imaginary Kyran that you've built up in your pretty little head?"

"I-i know i've been selfish, i know expecting some perfect kyran is selfish and wrong, just... I can dream can't I? having an ideal you in mind doesn't stop me loving the present you, please..."

"Me going away for five years? With all the shit I've done before and after I've met you I'd should get the death penalty. And it's not even really going away either. It's a country club jail not a federal punt you in the ass prison. and i'm only going away so you and the crew don't have to, and don't have to run"

"Y-you're taking full blame?"

"of course i am, it's what a leader does for his people, what a man does for those he loves"

"..."

"..."

"promise me something Kyran"

"what?"

"don't catch the gay in those prison showers. i like hugo as a friend and nothing more and I could lose him no problem,but if i lost you as a lover, it'd probably kill me"

>what do now

>>44622723
it's how i absorb energy for them 30 hours threads, and the energy to put up with your English as a 2nd language you never learnt shit ;)

>>44622374
>>44622374
"You have some weird demands though, I mean I think a spouse should be above all your friend. Your best friend actually. Gonna be with forever might as well be buddies. Second, if you want me to call you something specific just say it, I have no idea if I can call you sweet buns or honey. Third, I know you have your own life, but I literally know nothing of it and you probably know everything about me, and yet I'm the intrusive one.
And finally, I am going away so I don't create even more problems with the authorties and get to settle down somewhere without worrying if a squad of assassins will drop on me every day, as opposed to every other week.
And if you want to know, yes, I can settle down. This is a definitive answer, even the " I will try" I gave you back on Swagooine comes short of this, but the thing is, I don't I can do so now, not with everything going on. "

Doea she know how depressed how Kyran would become?
Everyone talks about how he is selfish but she was pretty selfish drugging him while he was selfless trying to protect her deapite his desires. He is also being selfless by accepting a condition that will spell depression for him just out of love and care.

>>44622864
deeeep
writing

>>44622802
Well I don't know. Hugo does have a nice but and dick though. Besides wouldn't be the first time. Laugh at her expression. No I'm joking stop hitting me.

Never said English was my first language now did I?? Just that I'm east coast amerifat. Besides blud ya love me

>>44622876
It was too late, just don't mind it. Also if the tone is bitter or confrontative just tone it down.

I can't write shit without sounding like I'm tryina pick a fight.

>>44622889
Nah mate ya good. Better than anything I've coughed up for this.

>>44622889
>just don't mind it
too good a write in to not mind
>Just that I'm east coast amerifat. Besides blud ya love me
curios, do you east coast nigs use slang like blud or sket or shit like that?

>>44622876
>>44622885
Does anyone here actually have english as their first language?

>>44622907
Not that I've noticed. But then again I've also spent a month in London and still have no idea what the fuck they mean when they said something was pants.

>>44622908
English is my first language it's just I damn near always use my phone for 4chan and it loves to fuck with me.

>>44622908
first and only language, acutla english, not that butchered american trash.
>>44622943
literal translation is underwear, but it means crap, disappointing, bad.
---
"You have some weird demands though, I mean I think a spouse should be above all your friend. Your best friend actually. Gonna be with them forever might as well be buddies."

"well... being a friend and being treated like one are different. Seeing me nervous should make you want to help, not throw snow in my face-"

"Second, if you want me to call you something specific just say it, I have no idea if I can call you sweet buns or honey."

"m-m-maybe a pet name" she says blushing, "like-"

"flat chest?"

"n-no!"

"short stuff?"

"you don't get it!"

"I don't, which brings me to third. I know you have your own life, but I literally know nothing of it and you probably know everything about me, and yet I'm the intrusive one."

"y-you're not the intrusive one...i-it's just that there's nothing more to say about that guy. a-and it's not my fault you don't remember anything i told you about my childhood since you were too drunk."

"And finally, I am going away so I don't create even more problems with the authorities and get to settle down somewhere without worrying if a squad of assassins will drop on me every day, as opposed to every other week."

"...thank you"

"And if you want to know, yes, I can settle down. This is a definitive answer, even the " I will try" I gave you back on Swagooine comes short of this, but the thing is, I don't I can do so now, not with everything going on. "

"h-how and when would you do it?"

"after time, and after hard work to change myself"

"Ch-change yourself?"
(cont)

"not only are my dad's genes hard coded to find as much poon as possible, but my sperm producing is too high, along with m testosterone and other related hormones"

"And?"

"I can't wank and I need to cum, A LOT, unless you're willing to accompany me everywhere across the galaxy for no matter what i do, there's times i won't be able to resist stopping my monogamy, no matter how strong my love is"

"..."

"Do you know how depressed it would make me trying? I'm accepting a condition of marrying you that would literally spell depression and pain for me out of love and care for you out of selflessness, maybe you could be a little less selfish by giving me some lee way from your fantasy, especially since you've seen how hard it was for me to suppress myself before, not jsut when you drugged me that one time"

"...i'd hoped you'd forgotten about that by now"

"when it comes to you i'm a spade elephant Al, never forgetti"

She grips really tight on you, breath noticeable,

"Hugo had a decent dick though, i can see why you're leaving me for him" you say laughing at her expression

she settles back into you after some ineffectual hits

"Y-you really mean everything you said today? You'll try for me? change your very nature for me?"

"apart from the part about hugo's dick, it's all from the heart"

"...shut up" she says putting your mouths together, the steamy vapour rising in the still cold car as you detach eyes cloudy.

>what do?

>>44623050
>change yourself
Yes, I am an animorph Al!

Also call her sugah.


>acutl english
Uh huh, whatever you say britbong, I'll stay here being romance masterrace.

>>44623056
Wait does this thing have autopilot???

>>44623067
Comment êtes-vous?

>>44623067
>I'll stay here being romance masterrace.
What? On /tg/? Yeah you're really showing me bruv ;)

>>44623090
This thing does not have auto pilot, it's a car.
Like an actual car.
not hover
it's a ground casino

>>44623113
So whatta'ya want to do? We can just skip the poker game.

"So what do you want to do? we could just...Skip the poker game?"

she looks deep into your eyes

"I'm looking forward to the poker though..."

Alright, you put her back in her seat and start driving, and when you reach a part of the road you can't slow down on, she climbs back onto you

"Al?"

"I-i can't wait...any longer"

she engages cruise control of the pedal and of your pedal as she lifts and slams down onto you, getting nice and close before putting the belt over both of you

You can hardly see the road to turn but at least it's a long straight so the cruise control should do it's job

"you go like this for a while, and she gets louder and louder, screaming into your face, and you look into her dazed glassed eyes, to see flashing sirens behind you in them.

>what do

>>44623213
Please get into your seat. I'd rather not get into more trouble ya know? Force sense if they are actually cops.

You force sense, and yes, they're legit cops, and you accidentally bailed on your jedi bopdyguard, who knows what will happen now.

"Al, sugar, please get into your seat. I'd rather not get into more trouble ya know?"

"b-b-b-but i'm sooo clooose, aahn"

"I know but pl-"

You hit a pothole

She bounces, smacking her clit off of your studded exogorth belt buckle

She spazms, her leg shooting backwards and hitting the pedal full force, increasing the cruise control speed by way over the speed limit

In your force hearing, you hear "This is officer Lavender, reporting a 5-19, suspect is running in car, i repeat suspect is running in car"

oh fuck you think, pings of slug throwers tearing apart your baby, each shot noise only serving to make all tighter and the ride bumpier.

>what do now along with 1d100

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>44623319
Go back for your bodyguard, sense him

"Holy fuck forgot about you. Can you talk to the cops?"

>>44623090
Not french speaking, I'm a dirty moor-mongrel.

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>44623355
Agree with this guy. Trip dubs.

You 540 spin your car, and speed between the two cop cars, your blood flowing faster and your exogorth pumping harder into a bouncing screamy Al as you drive weaving in and out of traffic.

You eventually get back to the casino, but find your ride is too damaged to disable cruise control, so you sut doughnut you r side of the car around the jedi in the parking lot.

"Sorry, mate I forgot about you. Could you talk to the cops?"

"That's not my job" he replies monotonal as all fuck"

Fucking wasteman.

the police turn up and one attempts to stop you, and when you tell him cruise control is fucked, he jumps into the passenger seat skillfully.

"Did you know how fast you were going, and that you were fucking someone while driving?"

"The speed limit, and no i wasn't"

"Hmm" he eyes you up, Al still bouncing on you, excited by the sheer danger and your masculinity, she's actually came three times now but she's still pretending she hasn't came once in order to keep going, "so wha's going on then huh?"

"we got falsely chased and she got scared and came onto me for comfort in this parking lot and now it's happening"

"Any more defense?"

"Jedi Business?"

"Doesn't appear that way"

"Can I get a senator to claim this one?"

"Not unless you want them committing career suicide"

"come on man, i got kids to feed"

"huh, is that so? you're lucky you post nude leaks of the girls you fug every once in a while Mr Ollis, have a good day sir" he shouts rolling out.

lucky break

"Have a good day sirrnnrnnrnnnnnn~" you shout out as Al's fifth and final orgasm out of nowhere grips you to your core and makes you fill her with brake fluid, all while doing sick doughies in a casino parking lot.

She climbs into the passenger seat panting, in a dreamworld state

"Loooooove"

>what do

>>44623498
Take her back to the ship. Go rest yourself.

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>44623498
Time for striiiip pokeeeer

You head back to the ship and carry Al to her room, and tuck her in bed.

You head ot the main hall of the ship, and a giant table is set up for strip poker and other related strip games.

There's 30 girls and 60 guys in here you don't recognise.

Cutey redhead o two aswell, shame wulf's missing it you quickly text him.

You feel wrong

There's 4 semi familiar presences, and one female presence which is the stalker that made oyu a collage of creepshots stuck down with baby cave liquids here.

You break out the booze, and fuck, it goes fast.

Vi and Alicia cling to you pretty hard, so you barely have time to flirt and gather numbers.

God sheulk is an angry drunk, or maybe she's just angry, you did say you would check on her earlier today, which is perhaps why she's body checked you now,

forget about that KJ beckons, he first game is about to start

forget about everyone else, what about me both vi and alicia ask

forget about that shit, JUSTICE AWAITS myran screams thinking of breasts

forget about that, checking on ehr is the right thing to do says peter

Do you know how many fucking tits are gonna be out over there says gazza

>what do?

>>44623658
Check on sheulk, and miss the first round

We already got boobs Myran, Gazza, and we will get manymanymany boobs during this.

Also keep an eye out for the stalker, after talking to Sheulk try to spot them during the second round. We casino royale now.

Take off your footwear as a token of "yeah I'll take the loss on the first" too.

Oh and tell Alicia and Vi to go to Vi's quarters after the games are done, you are going to get them up to date. Ifyknowwhatimean

You shake the girls off you

"I've got something to do now, but after the games, meet me in vi's quarters... to get up to date" you say leaving, and entering sheulk's room.

"Don't you knock?"

"evidently not"

"Whatever?"

>what do/say/act/demeanor/weiner

>>44623840
"I am sorry for disappointing before, but it seems I still have a lot to improve on.
Well the day was pretty busy, but I'm finally here...
So what did you wanna chat about?"

>>44623877
>>44623840
Oh right, half-stiffy at all times bruhv. Act kinda apologetic it when it fits then switch to friendly/neutral depending on response, unless otherwise prompted.

"Well the day was pretty busy, but I'm finally here... So what did you wanna chat about?"

"...Well the other night mostly"

"I am sorry for disappointing before, but it seems I still have a lot to improve on-"

"No no, nothing like that, I wanted to apologise."

"...But i'm the one who ran? I mean, I didn't run because it was bad pussy or anything"

"I know you didn't, your guy is giving away half the story" she chuckles pointing to the half tent you're pitching.

"Nah, he's jsut remembering how such a macho woman like you made such effeminate how bitch girly moans and squeals" you say smirkingly, leaning close to her face, being pushed back forehead, as she facepalms in a vain attempt to hide the red ting to her green face.

"Anyway, I was more than satisfied after a couple hours, trust me, you're bomb. But I was greedy, constantly begged for more, grabbed you by the cheeks after you'd came and pulled you back in forcing you to continue, and all that. I got greedy since it'd been so long since i've met someone who could actuallly satisfy me like you."

"Well, to greed is to be human right?"

She smiles sincerely, "Right, but i know it wasn't time... it's me. I'm too strong, tightness wise, bouncing wise, thrusting wise, i'm just too big for you to want to have me without you owing it to me"

"Not true, you know that, you're beautiful, god, the pussy was next level, and I wasn't joking about how hot your moans were"

"You flattering dog!" humour to hide yet more blushing, nice "Maybe, i was scared i'd leave you bedbound though"

"You did, I had to switch to peter to escape"

"escape huh?"

"not like that"

"I know, now go have some fun, i've got some work to do" she says kissing your cheek softly.

You head to the game taking your shoes off as a courtesy

>roll1d100 and put playing style

>>44623984
effeminate, howling bitch in heat, girly moans and squeals" you say smirkingly, leaning close to her face, being pushed back forehead first, as she facepalms in a vain attempt to hide the red tint to her green face* god damn chad get ya shit together

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>44623984
Play that one indecipherable dude who keeps changing his play style and expression. Sometimes give true cues, sometimes give fake cues, at others just pokerface.

>>44624018
>inb4 34

>>44624010
Oh

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>44624047
so closeru
>>44624028
>Oh
how is me messing up a surprise

You lose a shirt showing your jacked status and madman tattoos, and Wulf enters the room to about 8 tits being out, one being some redhead he can't take his eyes off

>what do now?

>>44624065
>Wulf, meet Jea Engrey
Find the stalker in between rounds?

"Wulf meet, ughhh, what's her name agai-"

"that's Jea Engrey, she's a supermodel, and she's looking directly at me, i'm going over there"

"Have fun"

you'd listen to his convo but you already know what's gonna happen, him sperging over her red hair, her saying she's not comfortable with breasts out, him taking shirt off, and yea there goes the shirt.

You go back to the next round and once you fold early losing your socks, go looking for the stalker.

Found her, eyes focused down and left through a camera too look at you through.

you wave into the camera and she freezes, and you advance.

She freezes extra hard, you're not even sure if she's breathing and you aren't even within 10ft yet.

>what do

>>44624230
Go up to her and introduce yourself.
"Hi, my name is Kyran, you are?"

>>44624291
>>44624230
Alternatively if the pressure seems to much to get close do it through text or w/e.

You Go up to her and introduce yourself.

"Hi, my name is Kyran, you are?"

Nothing but uncomfortableness.

"Nothing?"

she goes to speak but when her mouth opens and a squeak comes out, and she tries to walk away, but you put an arm over her effectively putting her against the wall, "here's my comm, try this"

you get a message

"hi"

"hi squeak"

"it's Tix

"okay Tix, so what are you doing here?"

"party"

"I know you sent that collage of me, I can feel your scent on it, why are you here?"

She's so red right now it's a wonder the rest of her bdoy still has blood left

"no"

"No?"

"can't... say"

"try"

"turnaround" and you 180

Yeah hear some shuffling and a camera shutter and you turn back around to find her slamming her chatpag, and then holding her shivering finger over the send button

You grab her hands and look in her eyes, and click send for her and she slightly panics.

It's a pic she just took of her leggings slightly pulled down and the bottom of her skirt lifted with one hand revealing her hairless slit with the "exogorth dwelling" tattoo above it and a vibrator cord coming out "i had to come here and show you this i figured it was the right time, i knew it had to be shown"

"can't really see it in the picture that well" you say getting on your knees and putting your head under hear skirt while she reads the message.

You see her get even more wet as you poke and prod and stretch her entrance, "ery good, thanks for showing me"

"no.."

"no?"

"move, help please"

You dash out from under the skirt and sh pisses herself, either through drink, nerves, or elsewhat.

she rapido texts you "so sorry, people here, pee"

>what the fuck do, like wtf

>>44624489
>>44624489
"Wow what the... Okay go to the bathroom, and clean yourself. Did someone put you up to this or are you on your on?"
Call cleanup from ICY and go to the bathroom to help her out :)
"You into pee stuff that it? Or just an accident?"

>>44624489
Get someone to clean the pee up. Did someone dare you to do this?

"Wow what the... Okay go to the bathroom, and clean yourself. Did someone put you up to this or are you on your own?"

they start texting "help, nerves, legs won't move, please, pee, help"

You comm Icy cleanup on aisle 7, and grab her in a way as you can be assured you won't get piss on your clothes. who pisses themselves, really though?

The bathroom is of course completely crowded and full, and you think of the closest place with an ensuite bathroom, al's room, thankfully she's asleep right now, so you make haste there.

You get her into the shower room and she's still frozen after all this "help, clothes soaked through, lingerie to shorts, please, help."

Fucking hell, you undress her piece by piece, removing soaked pantyhose from this sensitive bladder idiot.

Now you're not proud to admit it, but you've bookmarked a couple of sith bdsm videos with plots like this, so you're a little excited right now, but not enough to actually yaknow, get pee taste, cos eew, you ain't that messed up yet.

"You into pee stuff that it? Or just an accident?" You say removing her underwear and seeing her sufficiently wet, the vagina juice in such a large amount it stands out among the light yello- *bzz*

"accident, nerves, over excitement, love, bladder problems since kid, being touch-uh, very sorry, please, still frozen"

You turn on the shower head

And she ain't washing herself

"For fuck sake" You go in and pick up a lady sponge and start scrubbing her down, starting at the source and working downwards, rubbing hard and rinsing, and she soundlessly moans, the echos of that lack of voice still hitting around.

"You're into this aren't you? no more phone no more lies, was this your aim?"

She pants, grunting and groaning "i'm only washing you, calm down" you say every once in a while having you grip slip a finger or two off the sponge for direct contact,

She pisses again when she cums, after not much at all.

"Really?"

*yawn* "are you pissing in my shower, kyran?"

>what do

>>44624851
Good please take over for me. I'll make it up to you Al. I swear. Stay right outside explaining the situation through the door.

>>44624851
"No but there is a womanchild who is" grumble out of rhe bathroom.
"Call her a cab before I decide to punish her for pissing on my ship"
Comm the girl "thanks for the collage tho, seeya in the birthday party, work on bladder control"

Show al the collage and ask her if we should pull our profile offline before someone ends up pissing or shitting on one of the kid's birthdays.

>>44624917
>>44624851

Oh yeah make the grumble a kind of sarcastic pretend tone. Like you are just poking fun and not actually mad.
Because it is, if it was an attempt at seduction it didn't go really well.

ironically brb cos can't hold thi spiss any longer
think those posts were cry for help
brb

>>44624989
No get the fuck back here and write slave!! Don make me call Gareth on yo ass!

>>44625008
SHAAAAADUP
writing

"No but there is a womanchild who is" You grumble through the slightly open shower door.

Pisspants mcsqueak squeaks loudly

"That womanchild then" "that's the one"

...

"Kyran?"

"Yeah?"

"Why is she post orgasm?"

"She pissed herself and then pissed herself when i was trying to wash the other piss off her, why do you think?"

"fairdoes"

"Oh yeah, make sure to call her a cab before I decide to punish her for pissing on my ship"

"Yeah, she just bit her lip at the mention of punishment"

"Yeah, I assumed so" you say texting the girl's comm, thanking her for the collage, and tell her to come to your birthday party if she gets her bladder under more control

You go to leave.

"Hell no, once i'm done cleaning you're taking her out of h- Why the fuck has she wrote "what does the ghostly gazelle penis feel like" in the shower condensation? what the fuck does that even mean?"

>what do
>no clue
>explain truth/lie (write in)
>let me take over you're clearly seeing shit
>LEG IT!
>sneakily LEG IT
>help out Al in there to read exactly what's written
>write in

>>44625266
>>no clue
Love bye Al!

I put in like 8 options and you still have no clue
what will I do with you sleepy

>>44625426
No ya say Love bye Al. Jesus fuck simple goddamned idea! Besides ya love me.

oh yeah no clue was an option my bad dawg

Shit's weird, not only her pissing herself but that weird writing.

"No clue" Kyran shouts at you in the shower, "Love you Al, bye" He shouts before he legs it the fuck out of your room.

You sigh and look down at the nearly finally clean wierdo pervert gir-

"w-w-w-what's it like having his l-l-l-love?"

"what"

"c-c-c-can i sleepover and talk with you?"

Fuck, you're gonna regret this come morning

"Sure, as long as you promise not to piss the bed"

Been too long since your last proper girly sleepover

---

You sit back down at the table, Wulf is lterally sharper longer teeth away from becoming a vampire the way he's just necking that redhead at the trip poker game tabl- no he has long sharp teeth too, never noticed that before.

She leads him off into another room, and you give him a thumbs up as he goes.

You actually win the next hand, and now literally everyone but you at the table is naked.

"Congrats to our host who won the grand prize of a... KEG STAAAAAND!"

>what do?

>>44625549
Keg Stand. Duh.

"LET'S DO IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT! WOOOOOO"

You don't remember much after they turned you upside down, that was swill piss cheap beer, that was like, 20% proof minimum

You remember two bitches on you at once though you're not sure how that's possible,

you remember eating gourmet food off of and out of 9/10's

You remember falling asleep in a bed, and you currently remember waking up on the floor, witha phantom pain in your crotch.

Your senses forces or otherwise are really fucked when hungover, but you feel something above you, literally standing directly above you leg etiher side of your head from the scuffling of converse on the metal, looking down on you as your sleep, feeling as weird as you do.

>what do
>lay there motionless
>"heyyo"
>"GET DA FUCK OUTTA HEREEEE"
>roll away
>double leg takedown
>"HEEEEEELP"
>write in

>>44625715
Ummm who are you?

"Ummm who are you?"

*squeak!*

fuck it's squeaky pissy pantsu

what does she want now you're too fucked to deal rn

her breathing picks up pace

>what do
>lay there motionless
>"heyyo"
>"GET DA FUCK OUTTA HEREEEE"
>roll away
>double leg takedown
>"HEEEEEELP"
>write in

>>44625875
>>"HEEEEEELP"
>>write in
Do not be masturbating above me!! Kj! Wulf!! Help meeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! Wince in pain.

Oi ye fall asleep?

>>44625875
"Hey Squeeks. Mornin, what's up?"

Wynaut?

>>44625875
>roll away
"Engaging evasive manuvers, Red Leader is being targeted by pe- turbolaser fire."

"Hey Squeeks. Mornin, what's up?"

there's no asnwer

"Do not be masturbating above me!"

You only see the silhouette of msturbation as your eyes start adjusting to the light

"Engaging evasive manuvers, Red Leader is being targeted by pe- turbolaser fire." You shout rolling away and into the bedside cabinet, knocking yourself silly with a lamp that falls off and smashes on your head

"Wulf!! Help meeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!"*winces*

She slowly advances but gets speared down to the ground by an angry alicia while a worried looking Vi checks up on oyu

"I tell you to rest and you're pissing about out of bed, what's wrong with you?"

>what do

my bad for falling asleep dawgs.

>>44630294
"I woke up with a little surprise, just wanted to be sure I wouldn't get peed on"

"That said, let's go eat breakfast kay? I feel like my stomach has collapsed on itself"

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>>44630294
Oh and no problem I fell asleep too, haha

>>44630470
BOOOOTY
---
"I woke up with a little surprise, just wanted to be sure I wouldn't get peed on"

"Ugh, oka-"

"That said, let's go eat breakfast kay? I feel like my stomach has collapsed on itself"

"You need to rest, your head is blee-"

"Are you a commie? what's a little headwound gonna do to me?"

"But what about her" Vi asks, pointing at the squirmy girl in Al's pajamas Alicia's holding down

"She gotta eat too right? Cmon"

And then you're eating breakfast at a loca cafe

Bacon egg bean and girlled cheese sammies, mmmmmmhm.

"So," Alicia starts, "last night was... weird"

"I don't remember it"

"Well" she says thumbs twiddling, legs bouncing, I was satisfied, but I wanted more..."

"So you're greedy?"

"N-no! B-but you said "here comes the gravy train baby" and passed out leaving me on the edge, it wasn't fair!"

"Delicia" Vi starts, "You came four times, and don't even act like the 5th I gave you putting you to sleep wasn't good" she says laughing

Wow, nice

"SH-SHUT UP VIA, G-gawsh..."

Well

>what do now?

>>44630738
"Well I blame the alcohol"
"Sure that is my go to excuse for most things but this time it's true...
Delicia?
Via?"
Chuckle
"Send me a recording next time you two are at it"
Get up, stretch, maybe check your head on a mirror, then go see if the ship is mostly intact.. If yes tell KJ you'll be medidating in the stone and go in there to learn with stone lady and the 3 musketeers (splits), if they say no just remind them that some bonding time would be good for internal balance, do this training for a dozen hours or so. Oh maybe put a little note on your front door explaining in case anyone needs to talk.

"Well I blame the alcohol"

"Really ky

"Sure that is my go to excuse for most things but this time it's true..."

"Sure"

"And Delicia? Via?" you say with a hearty chuckle met with a proud face by Vi and a blushing/embarrassed face by Alish, "Send me a recording next time you two are at it"

"Don't worry, I will" says Vi, her face when she cums without you is beautiful and priceless and I want to share it with you"

"Sh-shut up! he's my only master!"

"Then why were you whispering it over and over again as my fingers trailed you!"

"That's! That's... Th-that's because I was thinking of real master...doing it..." she says looking into her lap

You chuckle, "thanks for the laugh"

"She looks up slightly hurt but any words of complaint voiced are silenced by the lips of oppression and the tongue of tyranny, you pull away letting he saliva hang off her tongue before dripping onto her lap

"no kiss for you Vi for assuming that you're anywhere near the master I am"

"awhh, i think i'll live though" she says winking

hah

You get up, stretch, check your head on a mirror, then go see if the ship is mostly intact... And it is... Kinda.

You tell KJ you'll be meditating in the stone and go in there to learn with stone lady and the 3 musketeers, and tell people you'll be out in 12 hours if they need to talk.

You only get 30 minutes in the stone and emerge 12 hours later to the receptionist asleep next to you, waiting for you to wake up, arms wrapped around you.

>what do

soz bout the delay then, tryna figure out how to lesbo these two and have it be in character and accepted is hard

>>44631425
Well not real lesbo if they're taking dicks.
More like a female bissexual hierarchy within an already existing alpha male's territory.
So basically Vi has asserted her dominance as the Alpha Bitch of this instance.

Also goddamn just 30 minutes? Forgot time was really slow in there, well snail's pace but okay.

Mess with her hair a bit
"Sup", go get some more food and maybe do some light workout then check your mail. Wonder how long to your birthday.

>>44631609
>>44631425
Oh yeah invite the girls for munchies and exercise.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=na9ZZ4ZjVa8
Not like this but you get what I mean.

>>44631390
ask if she slept well

>>44631609
yeah das wat i ment by lesbo
>>44631647
i'd really like to know the trials and tribulations the guy went through before, during, and after this point.
kinda feel like it would be spoiling em if i didn't watch like a 4 hour documentary on him or summat

>>44631758
>i'd really like to know the trials and tribulations the guy went through before, during, and after this point.
kinda feel like it would be spoiling em if i didn't watch like a 4 hour documentary on him or summat
lolwat

>>44631776
like if i just opened his Wikipedia page and it said "drugs and dead" it would spoil me to high heaven, but if i watched a story on his life, that interesting interesting man, i'd be fine with it.

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>>44631833
Dick Simmons is still around

You start stroking her hair, and are surprised by just how soft is is, you can't help yourself bringing two hands to the mix, even stroking them weird eyebrows her kind has, and seh stirrs eye open.

"Sup, sleep well?"

"Mmmn"

She nuzzles your strokes, almost purring into it

"I'm gonna get some food, want some?"

"Noo, don't leave" She says grabbing your hands and putting them back in her hair, moving her own hands to yours

"I need munchies and excercise you know"

"W-well i need my son to have a father, his father to be a man that tells me he's going to prison face to face instead of finally being a family again, what about that huh?" she shouts, eye's going watery quick

Why do you have to deal with so many crying girls? It's not fair, really.

>what do now?

>>44631873
1. thanks for the spoiler
2. sept2011 filename proves nuttin'
3. that's a sith lord, not richard simmons.

>>44632208
Who are stroking in bed??

>>44632262
>and emerge 12 hours later to the receptionist asleep next to you, waiting for you to wake up, arms wrapped around you.

>>44632379
Well how's the mental side of things going for ya?

Shhhhhhhhhhh. No tears only dreams bruhv.

"Shhhhhhhhhhh. No tears only dreams bruhv." You say holding her close and getting strokey.

She's crying, but less little girl crying, of 11 or so, and more at least 13 and a half years old crying from her demeanor

"No*sniff* you *sniff* hate *sniff* me *sniff* I'm tooy oung for youuuuu, I-i-i can feel you're thinking it! *SNIFFFF*"

"No it's honestly not that way, I care for you and Kane a lot..."

"No you, d-d-don'!!"

You carry on stroking and feel a brand at the back of her neck

What the fuck

C-I-A

oh fuck

"Clatia, I really care" You remembered her name! Fuck yeah, brownie points scored

"clatia?"

"Yeah, your name, who else but me knows, or calls you it? I do care"

"P-p-p-p-promise?"

"Yeah"

She goes for a kiss and then realises the implications and instead just buries her head crying into your chest as you stroke.

Guess she actually thinks she's underage and knows how much trouble you're already in.

>what do

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>>44632582
I'm sorry. Continue stroking. Ask how Kane is doing. What interests him and such.

>>44632620
this is a sith pureblood, not a chiss, GRAMPS

>>44632582
"Hey hey, my bad for not telling you. I could've ran away you know? But I chose to face things like a man to avoid more problems for everyone in the future. This means for you too.
Uh... hey wanna play something? Play with big ol' K eh? Vidya maybe?"
I am having a deja vu

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>>44632752
Farkin britfaging coont! How old are ya anyways?

>>44632841
cheers anon
Similar
Except darker longer wavier hair
Eyebrows a bit bigger, kinda tendril-y-er
>>44633039
19 in march nigga
you're ancient to me bruv, might aswell shit out some brown kids cos you're an Egyptian mummy, famalam

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>>44633067
Like so?? Also fuck youse a youngin!

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"Hey hey, my bad for not telling you. I could've ran away you know? But I chose to face things like a man to avoid more problems for everyone in the future. This means for you too."

"...it's ok"

"How is Kane anyway?"

"Gonna be fatherless"

"You know if you're gonna be a copey cow there's plenty others who're lining up for where you're lying?"

"...he's fine."

"What is he interested in?"

"...He really likes his brothers, the other kids at the jedi temple never got along with him. he likes sport"

"ah good, in the mood to play"

You feel her face burn into one of your chest tattoos

"P-play?"

"Vidya maybe"

"...okay"

You put on the helmets of that new VR game you bought you can play even while lying down and parkour around with her in the visrtual alndscape, collecting power ups, and shooting ink at her.

You pull of the helmets and she isntantly goes back to tight hug status, wow, she is not taking this as well as she puts on

>what do?

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>>44633299
Are you exclaiming surprise at my age or voting to do what a slightly edgier anakin might have done for fun during order 66?

Also yes, but a lot lot more feminine, slightly pinker shade, cute nose, smaller thinner lips, and less wrinkles and weird lines

>>44633341
Rub her belly and tell her she can go visit whenever she wants and take Kane with her.
And before you go maybe you three can practice her and his powers among other things. Actually ask if she wants to start now, this will help her and Kaaane be safe and less mistreated while he's away.

>>44633396
>Actually ask if she wants to start now,
It's like 12 midnight
You woke up late morning and then practiced in the stone for 12 hours.

>>44633379
'Wrinkles and weird lines' are her clothes I think.

>>44633427
Oh set it for the morning then, grab midnight munchies and go sleep.

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>>44633445
>Wrinkles and weird lines' are her clothes I think.
neck and face wise
she looks as old as sleepy

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>>44633493
Still not seeing it, sorry.
The neck things are normal for purebloodfags.

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>>44633493
>>44633550

Why is nearly every pureblood art of dudes?

>>44633550
Normal for others, not Clatia
She was the one put as a receptionist because she doesn't look like a melting wax sculpture like the others
>>44633575
i rest my case

and fuck if i know

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>>44633493
I'm not that old. Jeebus. Also write that update!

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>>44633620
A'ight, see ya.

>>44633625
Never!
calling the quest here to never run again just to spite youuuuuuuuuuu

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>>44633752
20 keks at that pic everytime
and i'm not going anywhere?
am I?
are you? night anon i guess

"I'm gonna go get some munchies"

"...okay"

You feel her start touching herself when you leave, not more to get off at your pillow scent, but more to stay awake, she's really tired, and you take extra long coming back with arms full of snacks , and find her panting, hands quickly finding a place above the duvet

"...what took you so long?"

"Getting a loooot of snacks"

You jump into bed and get under the duvet next to her, and exactly sniff when the familiar scent of her lust in the air hits you like a bag of fucking bricks.

She blushes and yanks a box of chocolates out your hands nd begins working on the packaging, either to hide her face or to feel like she got chocolates from you, you don't know.

Tomorrow, i'm thinking me you and kane should sit down and help control that power you guys have

"okay" she says finally getting it open, and going straight to the vanilla molten chocolate bite, good taste.

>what do?

>>44633787
Careful not too many crumbs in the bed okay?? Take one from her.

"Careful not too many crumbs in the bed okay?"

"...okay"

No point opening two boxes you think biting the chocolate she's about to eat out of her hand and grinning with it between your teeth for a life

"That's mine!"

"Mine now"

"Give it back!" No wa-"

She pushes her mouth to yours, slotting her tongue through your teeth, pulling the chocolate back,a dn then prbing around for a good while before you push her off as she pulls back

"at least you got the chocolate back right?"

"i-i'm sorry"

"it's oka-"

She takes the rest of the box of chocolates and heads into the bathroom, leaving you watching TV by yourself

man, that felt wrong to both of you you guess, sure, looks wise you want to do nothing more than smash, but her having a mind younger than the age of consent by 4 and a half years still weighs heavily on you,

If the roles were reversed, you miht say "it's only illegal because it's fun", but here it's not even illegal, it just feels illegal, and not fun

You hear very light restained motuh covered sobs through chocolate and she comes out and takes another box, wiping her eyes

"I'll be out of your hair now" she sighs looking towards the door

>what do

>>44634049
>You hear very light restained motuh
restrained, mouth*
jeez chad get ya shit together ya spastic.

>>44634049
Hey I can't eat all of this by myself. Come on please stay for a little? No more teasing I promise.

"Hey I can't eat all of this by myself. Come on please stay for a little? No more teasing I promise."

She drags her feet back to the bed and climbs in.

"why the mood?"

"...there's no mood"

You smile and dive under the duvet, slithering around, feeling her nerves as you do, and you come face to face with her toes, this should make her laugh.

"This little piggy went-"

Apparently that little piggy was well connected and when you touched it their gang sprung their trap and gave you a bloody nose

"ohgosh i'm really sorry!" she says throwing up the duvet and pulling you close, inspecting the damage, "you just surprised me!"

"ah it's fine" you say spitting out a bit of blood dripping into your mouth before she wipes it with her shirt.

"...why do you do this kyran"

"what?"

"why did you make me stay?"

"I can't eat all this by myse-"

"Lies"

"fine, it's depressing eating this much snacks alon-"

"Lies"

"Because I like you, that's why, so stay"

"... I can feel it you know. Your apprehension, your nerves, your resistance at wanting to get to know me in a more holocronnical sense. why keep me here? It just makes all that harder, for me"

"exactly, for you"

"that's not an ans-"

"Shut up and eat the chocolate" you say taking a bite leaning back, and she looks away smiling.

Never a dull moment, forceus christ, you can't wait till prison, might get some peace in there.

>what do now

>>44634358
Go check out how bad we got kicked. Then get some rest after finishing some more snacks.

You get up and look in the mirror to see how bad you were hit, and damn, it's bad.

It'll be fixed by morning thanks to the force, but it's broken

"Ah you broke my nose Clatia"

"R-really sorr-" "It's fine honestly, shit'll heal"

You jump back into bed and pull her close putting the snacks between you two, egging her on to help you down the rest of the snacks, and you pull her close "Ehh?" "I like to sleep holding something, please stay" "...for you, just this once"

You fall asleep with her in your arms.

You dream of marshmallow space-

You're awoken by a moan muffled

What the fuck, you open your eyes to red vagina just straing you in the eyes.

She's reverse under the duvet, legs on the pillow, her head around where your crotch is.

You can barely hear the pants and moans even when awake due to her being uunder there, but you can see her hand going crazy on herself and the sounds of her sniffing.

You feel a little splash

oh no

The intoxicating scent of pureblood lust, coupled with the pheromones of royalty, you're twitching just trying to not throw yourself at it right now, this shit's potent. You've heard they even use this stuff for love potions and that it's an acitve ingredient in that drug used on you once or twice.

You resist

You try

You really do

But you open your mouth

And peter shoves an apple in it

Your in your head

"?Pethetehr?" you mumble through the apple before you get cheap shotted out by whoever that fist belonged to.

You wake and she's sleeping normally next to you, head on pillow eyes closed. You feel around and the wet pillows you and her head were originally on have been moved behind the pillows you're on now, and there's a towel on the floor you assume your face was wiped with

Jesus that was close, almost did something you regretted there.

You sense her.

Stomach ache from too much sweets/candy

She's bedbound for at least 2 hours.

>what do today?

>>44634745
Ah sorry. Didn't think you'd get a stomach ache. Let's get ya some actual food. Comm Kj call him a nerd. Hang up. Play games with Kane.

"Ah sorry. Didn't think you'd get a stomach ache. Let's get ya some actual food."

"wha?" shes says waking up, "i don't have a- OWW"

"lie back down you idiot, i'll get you some food"

"..."

You comm kj and scream nerd into the phone before returning with some cal-pol, a plate of egg and beans on toast, and Kane.

While you give Clatia the medicine, and help feed her since she can't really bend well enough to sit up and eat, and you encourage Kane to help himself with snacks.

When you're done feeding her you wipe her mouth and sit Kane between you two and play board games with cartoons on chatting and joking, passing three hours like this in bed

>what do now

>>44635070
Check on Chiss girl. Comm Al see if she doin good. Timeskip to party???

>>44635097
You wanna skip your last 4 days of freedom?
cold guy bruv

>>44635117
You keep saying that. Why? Fine help Clatia with her force fire along ith Kane. Get all the brothers together for more board games. Call Kj nerd more. Go shopping with Al for clothes and shit, we haven't done that with another girl have we?

You comm Adri

"Are you okay? I havne't seen you since you called in sick, and i've had this boring guy I ever since. Remember you're invited to my birthday, and you can always visit me in prison"

"...the concern is much appreciated *BZZZZZZZZZZZZ* but i am fine, i'm just *SQUELCH* aaahn, busy"

*click*

You comm Al...

"Hello?"

"Hey it's me, you doing alright?"

"Yeah i'm doing good, going shopping with the girls to decide what to wear for your birthday, i'll call you later yeah?"

"yeah"

*click*

You teach Kane force fire for a bit, helping him control it, and then you wonder.

Al's room is your old room, there's no spare rooms, you took Kane out of clatia's room, who's room is this?

KJ enters with rubber gloves on,

"oh that's whose room this is, don't worry we're going" you say taking clatia and going, with clatia telling kj to take kane back to his room

You ge tot the exit and she stops you

"Don't push me away, you owe me for leaving me and Kane fatherless" She says leaning in and one sided kissing you for 20 seconds, before detaching and wordlessly heading back in, you feel she won't be at the party.

(TIMESKIP CONT)

>>44635221
it was just a prank bro
>we haven't done that with another girl have we?
probs cos kyran isn't the gay best friend or some bag holding sucka

You know how i wrote timeskip cont?

lmao joke

it was just a prank bro

THREAD ENDURU

Thanks for playing rudegyals and rudebois

seeya next thread for the end of this chapter in glorious glory!

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>>44635427
Just you and me fuck nugget. Thanks for running. Has Chiss hotness.

sometimes this quest is just too much for my poor little heart

Good work on Sleepy and the other Anons for not turning the whole thing with Al after the casino into a disaster.

I don't think we've told Ninja-Servant about the 5 years in prison? Have we? She might have heard second hand from someone else by this time though.
It seems like the Ninja-Servant and Vi are getting along pretty well, that was them two right, after the poker night.
Will Trayce arrive in time for the party?

>>44635485
cheers sleepy
fuck nugget is a bit too light, i'm a total balls to the wall fuck nugget.

next thread i run might be a new quest, probs that superhero idea I thought of, idk
deffo concluding this part of STANQ over the weekend though

>She might have heard second hand from someone else by this time though.
Aye, but she doesn't believe you're ditching her though.
>that was them two right
yup, i know it gets a lil confusing sometimes cos of 800 different characters a thread all with random forgettable names but it warms me to know you're all trying
>Will Trayce arrive in time for the party?
She arrived with the guards last night and is staying in a hotel

>sometimes this quest is just too much for my poor little heart
the sappier you guys act the more sappy i turn the quest, you start acting bolder and brasher adn i'll throw in more assassination attempts and fights. I should anyway, this thread was a bit devoid of real action.

>>44635579
Real action my old wrinkly ass!! Al coulda killed us if we fucked up! Not really but really!

>>44635579
oh, excellent.
we can do the thing with the bridge mending thing with Athena and Trayce.

Prison is an excellent time to sneak in assassination attempts, and cover it up as "he stepped on the wrong toes and got shanked for it"
I doubt that they'll really get us good though, because we'll be able to detect them with force sense now that we're away from 100 lusting women.

>>44635630
>I doubt that they'll really get us good though,
You know why clatia's acting so weird? The reason clatia found out is because kane had a vision of you bleeding out against jail bars and she confronted KJ about it

>we'll be able to detect them with force sense now that we're away from 100 lusting women.
1. you don't know you'll be away from 00 lusting women
2. 50/50 on getting force collar and force colalrs of varying power

>>44635617
>Al coulda killed us if we fucked up! Not really but really!
really
there was a DC where if you didn't reach it you paralyze al, you get paralyzed, she died, then you died, then you both died.
next option would've been:
"
>choose character from pre existing to take over
>create new character from this point on
>create new character from different point
>new quest altogether
>retconn like a boring cunt
"

>>44635778
oh

so our chances of being shanked are about 95% then.
Maybe we should learn some force heal sometime.

>>44636108
You can sit still and meditate to heal but that's about ti, you're not a fixing guy, you're a breaking guy, i'll give you some heal bonuses in future because of this thread and other fixes, but i doubt you'll get taught specfic heal techniques in jail.