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Glorious TLG edition
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Map (need an update)
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Previous thread
>>44468572
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3rd for great justice.
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Thank goodness!

But ya, someone read over the previous thread and make an updated map.
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4th for the fall of Dredd
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Ruuk here!
I shall continue my plans of world domination through my Ovuuls!
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>>44488046

Don't forget arguses!
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I am Seres, goddess of mortality, and one of the few divine who are in fact mortal with a finite, though long, lifespan.

I spread life among the stars, populating barren worlds with various species ranging from the conventional to the uniquely strange. To aid them, due to their late start, I bestow upon them magnificent minds of great analytical and psionic prowess. Though, not all of them.

Now there is something to find, when people venture from this world.
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Ernst, either submit to Dredd, or I will end you with my atomic capabilities.
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>>44488088
Of course!
>>44488091
Oh look! A new god! Come! Let me show you the Ovuuls! I'm sure you'll love them!
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>>44488091
So, girl, wanna' hang out some time? Gods ain't gonna' born themselve
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>>44488046
Supremacy of one mortal race will be met with extreme consequences.
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Watching down on all of you from my tree.

Unless you're the star or sky god.
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>>44488114
Only if you try out mortal life sometime.
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>>44488091

Our world is still in its infancy, so other planets can wait. Help Ruuk and the Sand Lord with their desert region.
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>>44488091
I spread the ideas of justice, of law, of order, of fairness among these extra terrestrial species.

We outsiders now?


>>44488104
That doesn't need to happen.
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>>44488125
I thought you left
Trickster looted some of your gardens.
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>>44488123
Relax, you did create the item, with THAT diagram, right?
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>>44488149

Very well.
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>>44488123
B-But they are just Ovuuls!
>>44488143
Speaking of the Sand Lord... Nypros! Where are you?!
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>>44488125
Pretty sure I live in the sky too

In fact, I haven't seen the sky god since he created the sky at the world's genesis
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>>44488162
Thank you
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>>44488156
Yes. It was taken care of, old friend.
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>>44488179
Then we all have it under control
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>>44488175
Haven't seen Valu either.

Closest that's come is Stein
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>>44488152
I expected as much. Not like it's any of my business anymore.
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>>44488143
What about giant, rideable scorpions in the desert? Or a race of hivemind bug-people!
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>>44488164
The last race to attempt supremacy was sealed away.
You will do well to remember that.
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>>44488202
Or a species of rideable Ovuuls controlled by a hivemind?
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>>44488190
Good Point.

As Valu has seemingly neglected his duties, I, Stein, demigod of Stone, will assume his position as god of earth.
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The Uranken territories are starting to become more developed, with bustling yurt cities and uranium mines that sprawl across the grassland. They might be ready to take in non-Uranken immigrants soon.
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>>44488261
Do you have written laws yet?
Courts?
Constitutions?
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Hey can we put it to a vote that every new thread is like 10,000 years on the planet?
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>>44488175
>>44488190

It's obvious they died.

Someone should figure out the order of appearance of any gods remaining.
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>>44487979
y-you like my map?
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>>44488291
That seems pretty sensible. Though the first thread should itself probably been many hundred of thousand of years, since it was about the very creation of the world.
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>>44488291
We don't have an updated map yet...
>>44488261
The Ovuuls continue their relations with Uranken, relations being peeping on them while trying to help with their problems and failing massively while doing so.
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>>44488291
10,000 years of mostly Medieval Stasis
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>>44487979
Nice chaos... it would be a shame if someone brought order to it...
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>>44488286

Standard rip-off of the Ten Commandments, but other than that, it's crude civilization in its beginning.
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>>44488325

I don't recognize anything on it.
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>>44488359
True Judge!
Good to see you!

It's me, Marik, from the old days of /tg/ makes a Parthenon
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>>44488359
who are you?

>>44488378
Can I spread the ideas of things I have come up with in other civilizations on my wanderings to yours?
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>>44488415

Sure! I understated the government though. Think more like the Mongol Empire and ancient Morocco had a baby.
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>>44488447
>Mongol Empire
U-Uh are my Ovuuls safe?
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>Expect a cool new worldbuilding experience, a brand new iteration from the previous ones
>Players from the previous world keep invading and inserting themselves into this new world
>They don't even bother to come up with something new, literally their same persona from the previous world just carried over

Well, it was fun at first.
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>>44488475

Even if they WERE at war again, it'd be against Halflings. You're safe.
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After ten thousand years of Isolation, the Golems and Men of Metal finally exit the Great Dome they built over their land, and begin sharing their great technology discoveries with the world.
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>>44488491

Hello Buthurticus, god of salt. I don't know which gods you're referring to, but I'M new here, so it's not all recycled.
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>>44488447
Thank you!

I now descend to the Uranken and preach to them of rule of law, of human (or in this case Uranken) rights, of Constitutions, of justice through rigorous debate, of jury by peers and so much more.

AND FUCK OPENDNS
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I elect to mother a great deal of mortal demigod children with the various races, adopting a form similar to the race I lay with. They rise as champions or great leaders of sorts, the traits their culture desires amplified in them.

Deific bloodlines begin!
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>>44488564
Whoops, forgot my name on that post.
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>>44488529

The Urankens and their radioactive crafts will most likely be interested. Perhaps some of these golems want to be immigrants?
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>>44488551
The Ovuuls, bless their souls, gather upon the new being preaching... Something upon the lands of the Uranken. They eye the being up and down before dispersing.
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>>44488564
I Homo, god of ambition and of humans, lay with conquerors and conqueresses and mortals with desires to change the world.
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>>44488564
I support this only if the process is described in detail.
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>>44488586

Same with the Urankens.
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>>44488586
I wander next to the realm of Ovuuls and preach my word there. The word of JUSTICE.
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>>44488583
The Golems are content to remain in their Home Land(s)
But they will share their discoveries with everyone.
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>>44488564
You'd make a demi god Half Golem?
Good gods woman, are you mad?
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>>44488630

Can they trade technological parts to help the Urankens invent simple, medieval-punk nuclear generators with their uranium?
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>>44488616
But Dredd, the land of Ovuuls is an floating mass of Ovuul corpses...
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>>44488650
Try and stop me!
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>>44488564

Describe, in detail, the demigod that was born from each known race.
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>>44488413
Nice to see you too, shame it just kind hit the brakes.

>>44488415
I was one of the more active contributors on an older worldbuilding thread, which is where the salad guy originated from. My guy was literally justice, and enforced the universe's order. Ironically, because The Laughing God somehow ended up a primordial being, my guy never actually had a problem with the chaos, because it was part of the fabric of time and space.
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>>44488685

Please have a name anon. It's confusing.
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I created the land to the west! A big place! The north is a desert, full of sand! The south is something called jungle! There's mountains there!

No one is mean here, and the animals are nice, but not nice to each other all the time because they get hungry.
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How's Nypros doing?
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>>44488725
Oh Nypros! You've finally did it!
I'll send the Ovuuls there!
(in other news, I'll have to bail. See you guys later if the thread is still up.)
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>>44488685
Oh I wont. It'll be interesting, if nothing else.
>>44488674
Perhaps.
The Sons and Daughters of Neron are peaceful people. You must swear to never use the technology they provide for war, opression, or destruction.
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>>44488703
So I'm pretty much the new you.

>>44488680
I am talking about the land the Ovuuls inhabit.
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>>44488725

It's beautiful Nypros! Now, make a race for this desert!
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>>44488769

Awesome! Urankens have just created something in their cities no other-race merchants have ever seen before- electricity and motors.

We'll accept immigrants now.
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>>44488813
Well
Golems and Men of Metal have that in their Homelands but what ever makes you happy.
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>>44488785
Sort of. My guy was justice itself, didn't really have a true form, and was basically far above most of the gods in power and scale. The main way TTJ worked was by creating guilt. All feelings like guilt, remorse and regret were punishments from TTJ. But I sometimes wished I had made a more active god, so I like your guy too.
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>>44488697
I shed my blood upon one hundred of my finest Houndmen warriors. Those dogs will carry my will and will defend the realms from destruction! Their fur is blood red and their teeth and claws are iron!

I have since recognized my senseless violence of the past age, leading to much of the destruction of the world.

My Hounds are no longer vicious raiders and Savage bloodletters. The people are the greatest thing we have thus created and they are precious even beyond our own divinity.
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>>44488842
It's a shame that thread died.
It was fun.
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>>44488842
Thanks!

>>44488697
From my efforts spring forth a high judge among the humans. This judge became the best judge the humans had ever known.
His name is Judge Bob
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>>44488831

Hey, it's still pretty revolutionary to those fleshy mortals.
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>>44488697
Born to Golems, was a Gabriel.
A mix of man and Golem, he saw the world in a way that his brothers and sisters didnt. He set out on a journey of self discovery and goes on to become a world famous scientist and inventor. He lives among the different races all over the world. Learning their ways and helping them to better them selves in their creating.
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Since the God of the Sky seems to have faded, I will take his domain unto myself. It is a shame that it has been neglected for so long.

In remembrance of the Skylord I create a new race, the Joronai. From his birds emerge a race of avian humanoids to match any other sapients.

I create for them a floating city above the clouds off the coast of the East continent, at which they can roost.
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>>44489009

He is known as Neshark, carrier of mountains. Born with mythic, unproportionate strength, he is said to have torn off his own left arm as a toddler for fun. He then went to wield an atomic cannon four times as large as the average Uranken wrist-cannon as a replacement arm. This steel and brass weapon was forged by me myself as a birthday gift.
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>>44488697
From my loins comes Werner von Lahnstein the human, greatest of all Paladins, braver than none other.
He faced down 12 dragons over the course of his lifetime.
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>>44488787
So uhm...I think I messed up. I thought too hard and I heated the sand and turned a big patch into glass..

But some of the glass moves and thinks and talks. They...prey to me? I think? It's really pretty.
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>>44488842
Oh hi, TTJ!
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>>44488590
Nice name, Homo.
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>>44488697
From my blood only one remains, and her I consider my true daughter. Born of fire and blood Tarris the Warhound is my greatest mortal champion. She has protected my people fearlessly for years, forsaking the chance at status or mating to protect her people's kingdom with every waking hour. I have gifted her with a tower shield of indestructible adamant, may her will prove true.
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I gift upon the world a way for mortals to always have a way to succeed! A set of clothes of finest quality, only able to be worn by true mortals, which can protect one from the harshest blows from an immortal. And, on the offensive spectrum, a spear designed to pierce any godly flesh, where their power and essence shall leak out to leave them weak and unable to be a threat. Call it insurance for the chance of the pantheon becoming corrupt!
I hide it deep within the tower that a certain god made. And I ensure that only those with the most dire of needs can take it, through enchantment.
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>>44489664
Nonsense brother, we are infallible!
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>>44488813
Gleeful among the young Uranken race for a long age, the development of automation bothers Jubilos somewhat. No longer do they toil for their goods, knowing the worth of their work, but instead find lesser tasks to occupy their time, replacing well won leisure with chronic distrations and (to Jubilos) inane fabrications.

Considering consulting with the gods of the forges and knowledge, Jubilos strikes upon the idea of a mechanical plague, and writes down the formulae and incantations needed. This holy text is lost when a particularily pert vixen catches the deity's eye, and hastily loses his preocupation with the sudden change among the Uranken.
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>>44489810

Ya...don't even think about it.
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These mortals...quite varied, but incompatible, aren't they? Therefor...
I make all the races compatible for making hybrids! I love a bloodline that's convoluted! One eighteenth golem, one seventh uranken, it's all fantastic! I wonder how the diluted deific blood I introduced will interact in these hybrids?
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>>44489744

What's Dredds opinion on this?
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An introduction of hybrid races has sparked controversy among the mortals. Outraged by the sudden appearance of mutated creatures speaking broken, alien tongue, "purist" militias have risen up in major cities across the world. Some are even becoming political parties respected by citizens.
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>>44490082
My Houndmen must remain pure in blood, I decree it. No finer defenders of the land!

But these mutants....they are not violent, nor are they influenced by Outsiders...

No! They are the result of Seres' folly! My Houndmen will defend them to the best of their ability, which is prodigious.
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Well great, I left you for a bit, and now we have race wars sparking up.
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>>44489985
We are not infallible. Otherwise, there would only be one of us.
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>>44489974
I, Nofun, the unmaker, reverse this decision.
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>>44490250
The decision to mix the blood proves this...

We must reverse this corruption, as best we can. The mixing of blood was a mistake. The world has seen enough suffering.
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>>44490250
And my hand wouldn't bleed.
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>>44490283
I'll just do it again, you know.
It's perfectly within my domain, so step on outta here!
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>>44490340
And I will keep doing my thing!
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>>44490326
Mortals will do what they will, our job is more to introduce possibilities, isn't it? To facilitate.
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>>44490368
Our job is to keep everything from going to shit.
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>>44490340
You must cease, the lives of the mortals are not ours to toy with.
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>>44490387
Sweet, ignorant Borlüx!
You could not possibly know the plight of mortals without being one.
Of course, I will consider stopping, if you endure one life as a mortal yourself. When you die, your divinity will return, yadayada.
Otherwise, I will continue to do as I see fit within my domain!
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>>44490368
Our purpose is to facilitate peace and growth! I was the greatest lord of war in the land and see what that chaos wrought!

NOTHING! NOTHING BUT LOSS!
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The purist-extremist Houndmen see human mortals as the largest contributors to disgusting race hybrids. War is brewing. Somewhere in a human town, Judge Bob is dragged into the streets, stripped naked, and beaten to death as retaliation against the gods.
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>>44490442
And I will have fun doing same thing I did to Fecund: Stopping things!
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>>44490491
If only they would adapt and embrace change, this wouldn't happen.
Oh well, life goes on. And to help life find A way, I make the Hybrids grow stronger, smarter, faster, cleverer, etcera, based on their races and inhereted traits!
Furthermore, i introduce a genetic drift in many species, minor alterations over time.
Mortals, simply put, will...evolve! Just give them enough time. Even I don't know how they might end up after a while.
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>>44490593
You can't make the Hybrids better if I keep unmaking them.
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>>44490593
>evolution
Damnit, now what will they teach in religious classes?
Still, neat
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>>44490593

You're fixing this by making the problem stronger?!
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>>44490629
Which I do.
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>>44490646
Nofun here to save the day!
Every hybrid that becomes born is wiped from history. By me. Unmade. For I am Nofun the unmaker.
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>>44490676
>>44490593
And thus, soon enough, the mortals will get the picture and use birth control when interracial happens. Or interracial will never happen!

I love me-induced evolution!
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>>44490676
man, you're kind of a massive faggot yo
don't be that guy
fecund was alright to do it with since piss trees is dumb
hybrid menace is fun and provides interesting possibilities for the future and interactions
so fuck off with ya shit son
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>>44490676
Get out of here.
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alright, so Nofun is That Guy so he will be ignored.


That being said

The Golems and Men of Metal return to their Dome. They had hoped in 10,000 years people would have learned to live without war. They were wrong.
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>>44490646
Adaptation is the name of the game, in all things living!
Besides, the hybrids did nothing wrong, and they're the image of progress. They deserve a chance, don't they? This just makes the benefits more obvious.
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>>44490676

Which god gave you this authority? The power to erase the property of other gods? I issue a new law of reality that no immortal can have control over another gods creation unless that immortal has already killed, or helped kill the mentioned god.
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>>44490703
>>44490676
>>44490648
GTFO shm senpai.
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>>44490721
He's not even the guy who retconned that, that was me
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>>44490802
He's just a troll. Ignore him.
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>>44490491

Still valid.
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>>44490753
Looks like it's time.
Use the thing you have created. Unleash [Made in Heaven], and erase Nofun from history.
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>>44490821
>word filters

>>44490824
So it's just some poser?

>>44490802
But wouldn't that technically give me authority over injustice, since I once killed Ernst?
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>>44490858
Yeah, I didn't really think they'd accept the piss trees thing, but I came in as No Fun as a joke anyway just to get a point across
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>>44490857
I, Neron, God the Forge, activate THE DEVICE.
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>>44490827

Uhh guys, are we going to bite this trolls bait- or are we going to acknowledge that there's an impending race war and Dredds son just got murdered?
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>>44490907
I'm going with the 'Dredds son is dead' part as NOT canon since hes a fucking DEMI GOD.
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>>44490907

for those who missed it:

>>44490491
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>>44490927

It's possible. He was blessed by a god to be a holy court worker, not a street fighter against a mob of who knows how many rioters.
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Hmm, what next?
Ah, an idea! To break up the monotony of the year...
Holidays!
Let's spread some HOLIDAY CHEER on selected dates, it might even help prevent bloodshed on those holy days!
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>>44490491
My son intervenes in the crowds and saves Judge Bob.
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>>44490442
I agree to you terms. I will walk amongst my people, then all the people of the world.
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Nothing stays whole and hearty forever. I, Frackt, the God of Weakness, am born from this change.

What's going on, gods?
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>>44490978
Of course!
Why didn't we think of this sooner!

The 15th day of the 6th Month shall be a Holiday for the my children.
On this day, the celebrate with the birth of new Golems and travel to the Metal Moon, where great festivals are held, and masterfully crafted weapons are made!
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Do any of you guys have any maps of cities?

I need something to use as a reference but this is the best I got.
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>>44491009
Ho ho! Who said it would be your people? Since you are against them, you shall walk the earth for one lifetime as a Hybrid, to know their life, and their plight!
Let's hope you don't end up persecuted by your own!
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>>44491037
> for the my children.
m8
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With no intervention between humans and non-metal races, racial tensions finally crack. The Houndmen and human extremists have allied and become the HHPC (Hound Human Purist Confederation). War against humans, hybrids, and hybrid sympathizers has officially begun.
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>>44491074
Is that really necessary?
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>>44491120
I'm sorry, I have stupid hands,
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>>44491139
Entirely!
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>>44491074

I'm noticing Seres has done nothing but escalate this situation.
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I, Homo, god of Humans, look upon this world in aghast at Seres.
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>>44491136
No worries, Neron-boy got some [Stand] power, so it won't be a problem.
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>>44491139

Not only that, but it seems that she's acknowledging hybrids to be a "punishment".
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>>44491160
Xurdu is right
You have offered no solutions.
All you have done is messed with the natural order.
You start wars merely for the hell of it.
You claim these hybrids to be a punishment, but punishing is out of your jurisdiction.
So you either give one inch and let Borlux The Defender be one of his own, or I break out the bloody hand.
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>>44491160
You encroach onto my domain by making this punishment and I challenge thee.
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>>44491238

If hybrids are punishments, is she saying every hybrid is being punished for something they did before they were born?
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>>44491292
Possibly.
Or it could be a punishment upon mortals.

Neither of which she has the authority to mete out.
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>>44491074
My own?! I decreed that they would protect them!
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>>44491336
She never had the authority to make these hybrids in the first place.
She makes you into a hybrid, I punish her and bring you back.

I actually have the authority to do that.
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>>44491136
Enough. These Curs have abandoned my ways. They have forsaken the defense of the people and have forgotten their purpose as defenders of the realm!
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The HHPCs crusade against all who oppose their desire for the extermination of hybrids has been catastrophic to human, hybrid, and houndmen lives. Though it is not known of in this dimension, the total amount of deaths has already reached past the amount of an event called "The American Civil War". Regardless of their truth, rumors of Judge Bobs death has resulted in total anarchy across the globe. There is a danger of entire races fracturing into civil collapse.
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The idea of some defending others sickens me. I know not what transpires here, but I know that you, Borlüx, disgust me. If I could, I would curse your arm with weakness, so as to never be able to lift a shield.
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>>44491136
The Golems and Men of Metal are disgusted that such a war would even take place.

For the first time in as long as anyone can remember, The Golems go to war.

It it now realized why they are such peaceful people. Because they are living weapons in and of them selves.
On average, they are nearly 7 to 8 feet tall, and made of solid stone, and glad in master crafted steel armor with weapon made of Neronmite.
These men and woman are unresting in their goal. Never stopping in their hunt, never giving the enemy a break. Their will unbreakable, the determination, unending.
The Golems become known as the Stone Plague to their enemies.
By the time the year is out, the Purists are pushed to their breaking point, having failed to slay even a signal Golem.
In the end, the Golems return to their ancient home land, with out so much as a word to the other races.
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Being a hybrid is no punishment, and it was already agreed to! To understand the hybrids, one must walk in their shoes. It is a learning lesson, nothing more!

You all sure do go crazy over the little things, don't you? It's not like I decided to try purging my own beautiful offspring. That was simply a nation's decision.
Besides, borlux seems to be learning valuable lessons in his time. You should all be envious of his newfound enlightenment into the ways of mortals.
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>>44491453

Borlüx's people have become ill-intented, but that does not make Borlüx himself wicked. Watch yourself.
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>>44491450
It's ok, Neron will reset this reality, you won't even notice, once he figures a way to do it with his new found [Stand].
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>>44491495

I care not for Borlüx's strifes, save that I ma glad they happen, nor his people, except in that they too suffer my blessing, as all things should and must. I am the God of Weakness, and he The Defender. He protects the weak, limiting my influence and even negating my work.
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>>44491450
I descend from the heavens into the mortal plane and with a shout that spans the globe say "STOP"

It works, for whether or not people like the gods, they do RESPECT them.

"We here at the god's high council are sorting this shit through"

"STAND AT EASE, LAY DOWN YOUR ARMS, OR I WILL BE FORCED TO BEAT THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF ALL YOU. NOW DROP ALL YOUR WEAPONS AND RETURN TO YOUR HOMES OR I WILL HAVE TO SMACK A BITCH OR TWO"
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>>44491453
You FAITHLESS CUR!

WOULD YOU HAVE THE WORLD DESCEND INTO BLOODSHED?! SHOULD THE WEAK BE DOMINATED BY THE STRONG SIMPLY BY COURSE OF NATURE?

ARE WE TO BE SAVAGES?!

>>44491541
No. You are a controlling and insufferable. The meek are to be treasured because they suffer not the savagery of strength.

You...you corrupted my people didn't you!
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>>44491501
TLG, I have no idea how to use this device. I mean these thirty levels all go into the same port, and and at least 8 of these buttons aren't attached to anythin- wait.

I think I get it.

Just reconnect these wires to the power core...

[Accidentally activates THE DEVICE]
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>>44491561
How did none of us think of that? Well, the rest of us. It wouldn't work if I did it, since I'm the only Mortal god. Anyone could probably walk up and stick me to death.
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>>44491597
Oh fuck, that's a manufactured [stand], it's not supposed to work without a [stand-user]! What the fuck have you done?!
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>>44491561
Ever just, Dredd. I demand we silence those gods that instigated this conflict. They deserve nothing more than execution.

>>44491597
What the-
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>>44491597
Oh shit.
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>>44491649
QUICKLY
BIND IT TO YOUR WILL
WE HAVE TIME TO SAVE EVERYONE.
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>>44491578

Your people's weakness is a gift I did not give, but a treasure I have cherished regardless. Nay, their weakness stems from you, who are weaker even than I, a newborn god. What manner of deity, a Defender no less, cannot even protect his own people!? Shame upon you!

>>44491597
THE DEVICE!?

...

I know nothing of it.
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Did any of you ever even think about how unpleasant going to war must be in this world given the constant rain? You'd think people would avoid it whenever they could with how inconvenient it would be.
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>>44491597
Uhhh
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I take my son, and all of the demigods and all of the mortals that did not participate in this conflict, hybrid or not, and I create a safe haven plane for them.

For justice's purpose is to defend those who cannot defend themselves.

Werner von Lahnstein, son of Braavos will watch over defense of the haven.

Judge Bob shall be it's chief judge.
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Ah fuck... [Killer Queen] [Bite the Dust]!
This world is reset back to the previous week.
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>>44491694
They're going to catch a cold.
Wait.
Do we even have microbial life yet?
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>>44491687
I declare a duel to the death!

I will smear the sun with your blood!
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>>44491713
It will be amusing to watch your squirm beneath my glare, worm! See how you can fight when your essence itself toils to keep you together! I would fracture you apart in moments!
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>>44491700
You would usurp my Domain?

And...leave my chosen in the wreckage of war?
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>>44491702
Wha- oh.
Well shit.

That went better than expected.

Good job everyone.
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Welp, looks like it worked.
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>>44491702
Isn't a week...not even before the war started? I mean, time passes pretty quick from our perspective, and that war was probably going for a while. Months at least. Seems like an insignificant reset.
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>>44491702
Just that?
I was preparing for a total apocalypse style event.

>>44491740
I did not discriminate races. I took all mortals who did not pick up a sword.
I thought all sorts of bad shit was going to go down, so I took action.
You were busy with your duel.

I chose all organisms, not all races. Every race is in Haven.

I apologize for any offense I may have caused.
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>>44491796
Let my Hounds atone. Let them lead the defense.

Those who DID fight...they will be set to roam the world in search of a worthy cause to which to rally, in search of those in need of defending, so that they can remember their birthright.
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>>44491796
>Just that?
I was preparing for a total apocalypse style event.

Had to retcon [Made in Heaven] activation, before it had reset the universe, so I used one of my [Filty Tricks Done at a Reasonable Price].
>Isn't a week...not even before the war started?
Nah, that's roughly before the start of this war, from my perspective of course.
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>>44491789
>>44491796

According to the chrono-graph, we ripped reality a new one.
We didn't just go back in time, we altered the very fabric of time and space.
The purists were De-militarized and arrested by the Inquisition for attempted crimes against Peace.

We might get a few radiating distortions here and there but other than that... things seem alright.
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>>44491852
The defense of the Haven? Sure, your Hounds can lead the defense. But Werner shall be among them. Helping them atone.
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>>44491796
>>44491852

Oh Borlüx, does our duel mean so little? You are already too distracted by the plight of your people, I almost feel wary of blessing you with further weakness. Let those who are not strong suffer, and everything shall be much easier.
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>>44491874
Then it isn't a week, dumbo.
Also, retcons are dumb, especially in this case. A bloody history is good for the future people to read up on, mistakes and whatnot
Not nearly an apocalypse anyways, just a standard racewar
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>>44491890
OK so now we have TWO realities under our care.

Wat do?
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>>44491929
It will be much more interesting for them to read about that time the fabric of reality got torn apart and put back together.
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Excellent, life found a way! What shall we do next?
No, really, I'm fresh out of ideas, except for microscopic life. But that stuff is boring, you can't even see it!
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>>44491977
wait a few million years and see how our children do with out us.
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>>44491953
Nah, only one. It would've been this way, if [Made in Heaven] wasn't stopped, but it was. So it's just one, but it is reset at the start of the war and is altered, with the help of [Bite the Dust].
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>>44491977
We calm down and breathe.
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>>44492014
I literally made a second plane and did the rapture.
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>>44489434
What's up, infecting other universes? Actually, even though the thread is dead, we could totally work this into the mythology if we wanted. My guy was sort of protecting the universe from external forces lol.
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Oh, right, the holidays!
I propose something radical. Unique for everything, and only celebrated on a specific day that differs for everyone. I call it a BIRTHDAY. A party to celebrate when a specific individual is born, with friends and family.

I would suggest Deathday, but how could you celebrate when you're dead?
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>>44492036
merge the the planes together.
Or keep one plane empty as a sort of 'emergency storage' plane. Ya know . In case of total dimensional collapse
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>>44492046
>What's up, infecting other universes?
Got bored
>we could totally work this into the mythology
This setting is of the Great Cog- EZPZ
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>>44492075
But if I bring everyone in Haven back, that we'd have people meeting themselves from last week and that's weird.
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BTW I don't regret the Inquisition.

Those angry people were probably the insane nuts from left over after we cut the cultists off from their Outsider.
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>>44492101
No! It will kill them! Don't do it! Items and people from separate realities converge and destroy each other!
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Would anyone mind if I weaken the lines between realities a little? I heard all this Outsider business was a lot of fun to deal with, and I'd like to see for myself.
I think I'll start working on that, for now.
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>>44492141
That is what I am inclined to believe

We keep Haven around as a backup world in case we fuck up this one and if we do fuck this world up, we leave Haven to the demigods and fuck off and go masturbate for all eternity in the cold depths of space.
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Now it's 3 am and I'm going to bed

Don't destroy the universe until I have a chance to stop it.
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>>44492291
I'm not hearing a no on me going to look for more Outsiders.
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Alas, the mortal god is exactly that. As she waits and watches life progress, evolving ever so slowly with what gifts she has given them, she grows old.
Eventually, she is laid to her eternal rest, perhaps the only god who will ever truly die in this realm. At least her divine spirit is probably in one of the afterlives around here.

Maybe some day, the people of this world will discover the extraterrestrials she hid among the stars. Or will it be the other way around?
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>>44491918
Aye. That is Just.

>>44491925
Fuck you Fuckt, you stupid excuse for a god. I'm ignoring you, you worthless shit.

Leave the world alone.
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>>44492291
I will keep it safe. As is my right.
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>>44492935

Oh, how the mighty crack, crumble and fall.

In defiance of Borlüx, I make my first creation. By taking one of the fairies of the Trickster god, Solmes, and weakening it to the point where it hangs between life and death, I have created a new creature. Where once the fairies gave and took in equal measure, this creature only takes, drawing strength from it's victims in a vain attempt to sate a desire it can no longer feed.

I shall call these skeletal, enfeebling fairies "Wisps".
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>>44493211
Oh, sorry. Thought it would be a general world building thread.
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bumpin it up
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>>44493211

Complete lack of sand.
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>>44494782

Hey new voice, do you wish to be a god? I can assign you a role.
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>>44494832
sorry, its me, Neron. I was just bumping the thread up.
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>>44493160

You know Frackt, you don't have to be a bad guy. By making people weak with old age as they come closer to death, you'll motivate mortals to accomplish more with their lives before they die.
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>>44494875

I was away for a while. What did I miss after the race war? Also, what is this "stand"?
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>>44494935
Its a long story

We had to do a small reality reset to stop our children from killing each other.
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>>44494976

I got that part. But does that mean we're dealing with two dimensions now? If so, is the war still going on in one dimension? And what IS the stand?
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>>44495053
Well, Dredd made a second plane for his followers to take refuge on while the war happened, but The Laughing God and I use [THE DEVICE] to reset to before the war and stop it from happening in the first place. The down side of this was that all the people who went to the second plane now had a copy on the main plane. So now we have this back up plane full of a couple thousand people that we don't really know what to do with.
anyway, I don't know what a 'Stand' is. Its some sort of spawn of the Laughing God that can warp reality. We're still trying to figure that. out.
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>>44495175

So.....should I nuke the refugee clones?
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>>44495357
No! No! Absolutely not!
Leave them be. They shall live in peace on the other plane.
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You just can't spend a dozen of milleniums sleeping in mortal minds without someone meddling with the construct of time.
However, it went pretty well and the world is still here. Well done.
Also, good job inventing the holydays.

In other news, I gathered a bunch of leftover cultists.
I want to send them somewhere remote and re-educate them so that they can be of use.
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wtf is this thread
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>>44495357
Please no. My son is there.
I made the plane in case the device destroyed reality and then raptured every mortal who didn't come to blows.
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>>44494907
A reasonable request. I bless those who approach Oblivion, my mark their shaking limbs and rheumy eyes. They will remember their youth with all the greater clarity, for what we truly desire most is often the thing we no longer have. My wisps, who grow in number by preying on their once-fellow fairies, shall hasten this process.

I am merciful though, for you could say I have a weak-spot for these aged and dying souls. >:D
I will make a treasure, a cracked mirror that shows a reflection of your greatest triumph. Those who look upon it shall once again be filled with youth and vigor, a second chance to live a second life. However, looking upon the mirror a third time will destroy you utterly, your soul too weak to even make the journey to one of the Underworlds.
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ded
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I bring to the world Inconvenience.
When your bus is late? Me!
When your new shirt gets stained? Me!
When you come home only to realize you left your keys back at work? It was me, Barry!
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>>44500933

I approve of this, but only if you give yourself a name and explain how your presence benefits this world.
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>>44501758
Psh, like I need your approval!
Besides, everyone knows that bad stuff makes good stuff look better.
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>>44501860

I suppose it IS an inconvenience to not know your name. Very well.
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>>44501901
Now you're getting it, kek

For my next trick, I'm gonna make Imps to help me spread inconvenience in the world. Tiny, selectively invisible guys that put rocks in shoes, and make sure your bread lands butter side down, and knot your cords and untie your shoes!
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Uhhh guys...do we even have an afterlife? If so, do the clones we just made with "the stand" have souls to begin with?
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>>44500933
His name is clearly Barry.
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>>44501956

And people thought the Laughing God was an evil bastard....
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>>44501972
Yes we do, actually.
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>>44501972
Three different ones actually.
Eris is the land of debauchery and is overseen by Ernst as much as I hate it.

May is overseen by me.

Antos is retained by Gambieta, who we have not seen in a long time.
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>>44502127

And about those clones....If the only difference between them and the other population is that one experienced a huge amount of suffering and PTSD from the war- it seems inhumane to keep the one population alive and existing.
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>>44502170
Thing is, they are not clones. They are, in fact, the originals.
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>>44502733

Perhaps we should ask the mortals if they wish to return to their "home dimension".
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>>44503948
My son carried out a poll yesterday.
The Havonites are overwhelmingly in favor of remaining in Haven, away from the meddling of gods, where they are protected by the demigods.
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>>44504041

Where ARE the other gods?!
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>>44504262
I have no idea.

It may just be you and I.
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>>44504262
Maybe they're being...
Inconvenienced?
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They're stamina is too weak. They cannot maintain their presence here for more than a few hours at best! Pathetic!
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If they don't show up for the rest of the thread, I propose we divide the two planes between Xurdu and I.
I would change from god of justice to Guardian of Haven.

If nobody shows up.
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>>44504666
Whoopee, I'm Satan again.
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>>44504701
Hows the red hand holding up?

Mind if I take a look at it?
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>>44504666
I propose that fuck that idea, ye shit.
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>>44504728
It's still bleedin. It always will.

>>44504747
You are not part of this, Barry.
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>>44504766
It's an obvious attempt to consolidate power while the other gods are distracted, you won't fool anyone here.
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>>44504766
Ah but bleeding means nothing without the accompanying dizziness! Where's your light-headed feeling, your lurching stomach as your essence bleeds away. Let me bless you, and you will become a tiny bit more mortal, my friend! I promise, it is glorious.
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>>44504819
Check the previous threads. Power has been consolidated in the event of absent gods.
Stein went from demigod of stone to god of Earth after Valu stopped showing up.

>>44504838
I don't need that.
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>>44504861
Well, I still deny it to you.
Quite the inconvenience for you, no doubt, but that's how the cards fall! Divinity is fair game in that way, we're all sort of equal on the ultimate scale of things.

No matter how much you object, I am very much a part of this, kek
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Thread is just starting to die down guys
Let it die with grace. It is a holiday after all.
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>>44504861

There is no need for anyone to become Satan...yet. Besides, I have a cool idea. Lets make it so time on the cloned planet is accelerated, so that we can anticipate actions of the mortals before they do them. Something like a simulator. We also can not interact with the simulator in order to keep timelines roughly the same.
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>>44504933
The things about inconveniences is to just ignore them and press on.

Now that a god has shown up, I'm not going to go through with my plan, but still. Minor inconvenience is not a powerful force at all.

>>44505000
Nice trips, but that wouldn't work. Mostly because Haven is not a clone plane. It is a single continent. My son is watching over it, while Braavos' is part of the defenses.

They are unique.
So the simulation idea is a no-go.
Haven can, however, serve as a paradise realm. A sort of heaven. Those who were good, just, and worked to help their follow man go to Haven on death, while those who are bad, unjust, and leeched and harmed their follow man go to the preexisting underworld.
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>>44505104
You severely underestimate inconvenience. In the right place, at the right time, it's the difference between life and death. It can destroy relationships, or whittle someone down over time, or be the cause of a thousand lives ending in an instant, depending on where and how the inconvenience manifests.
And when you ignore them, they tend to pile up on you. You can't exactly ignore all of them, some of em require you to explicitly focus on them, take time out of your day to deal with that shit.

Besides, who said anything about only dealing with MINOR Inconveniences?
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>>44505210

Nigga, are you hinting at an Armageddon?
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>>44504933

You know, God of Inconvenience, these older gods deny much of our work. Would not inconvenience be strengthened when it's victim is weakened by my blessings? Perhaps we can work together, and then we'll be taken seriously...
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>>44505246
That would be against my interests. If nobody is around to bother, what's the point?
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>>44505253

Humor me. What would being "taken seriously" look like?
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>>44505430
Mostly more nachos when it comes to Godly Party Night. I never get any :(
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>>44487979
So no more Saladian pantheon?
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>>44505958
Maybe some day
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>>44505958
Most of us are still out there, searching for threads to shitpost in, got all pastebins, if you need some.
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>>44506587
Marik continues making weird races
For even the God Of Forbidden Knowledge can't keep it in his pants



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