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“GUYS! There's TWO DOZEN uglies bleeding SAINT MOTHERFUCKING ELMO'S FIRE out of their GODLESS EYES and I am NOT equipped to fight underwater contacts! PLEASE ADVISE!”

Stunned silence rolls through the shadowed CIC in the wake of this announcement; the tac-map spinning in your head as the world turns on its axis, re-orienting with the threat on one side and your assets on the other.

The enemy's gate, etc.

“CV-9,” you reply. “Do you have a position fix on the contacts?”

“Uglies?”

“Sure, we'll go with that.”

“Yeah! My strike planes saw them underwater!”

Aircraft can spot the shadow of a submarine at periscope depth, especially in shallow waters with a white sandy bottom. Unfortunately, none of her airborne Corsairs have weapons fuzed to be effective against them.

“Stand by, Essex - we've got an ASW strike inbound!”

“Catalinas!?”

You grin with wicked amusement. “You'll see. Have your Corsairs orbit over the contacts or mark them with tracer fire, okay?”

“Got it! I'll light'em up like a neon sAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH-” she screams as the four F-18s scream overhead at Mach point-nine, getting visuals on the orbiting Corsairs before pitching straight vertical and screaming skyward, vanishing through the light cloud deck in mere seconds.

“W-W-WHAT WERE THOSE!?” CV-9 demands.

“Airplanes,” you reply drolly. The F-18s roll on their backs leisurely, then pull the throttles back against the stops as they arrow down towards the general vicinity of the orbiting navy-blue Corsairs. Goto brings up their cockpit camera feeds in PIP windows one after another, showing the vast blue Pacific rushing up to meet them fast.

“CV-9, have your Corsairs strafe those contacts now!” you command.
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The Hornet drivers flip through HUD modes to LGB release mode; locking their LITENING-II pods designators on the tiny patch of ocean the Corsairs flickering orange tracers are licking at. They pickle a pair of bombs each; four fighters engaging four contacts, their near 90-degree dives guaranteeing a near hit even if abyssal interference hinders the laser guidance. You hear the pilots grunting into their mics as they pull out hard, skimming over the waves seconds ahead of their ordinance. The 500 pound bombs are on short contact fuzes; they detonate a fraction of a second after slamming into the water, detonating around 80 feet down, just the right depth to catch a sub at periscope depth beginning a hasty crash-dive. Towering columns of spray climb into the air as the F-18s zoom-climb and loop over the top, lazily taking up station over CV-9.

“W-what,” she stammers, obvious shock in her voice. Kaga winces - she knows exactly what's going through Essex's mind.

“Essex, do your aircraft have a visual on oil slicks, or debris, or anything?”

“Uh, I, uh - let me ask?”

“You do that.”

A pause. “One oil slick, but not very big; I think you just winged that one!”
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Why are tripping as NAVY Deme? Is it so he can be first no matter what?
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>>44471196
wait, what?
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“We're vectoring additional aircraft now,” you reassure her. The tracks of multiple Mitsubishi-built Seahawks are converging on the new, tentative icon just placed by a CIC geek to indicate CV-9s location.

“OH GOD ADMIRAL SHUFFLE THERE'S A LOT OF 'EM!”

The F-18 cockpit cams show worlds in rotation; the HUD ladder whipping by as the horizon flashes past. A spate of soft chimes announce the addition of new surface contacts picked up by the Hornet's radars. Though the cockpit cam (really a gun camera, looking through the HUD) doesn't show it, the Hornets are putting their LITENING pods to work on the new arrivals.
“Sweet Jesus-” one pilot breathes.

“Oh, fuck me,” another opines.

“What does that mean in the Queen's English!?” the task force commander demands.

“Uh, they're...”

“... small,” the second element leader offers. “Even small for a humanoid. Suggest classification as corvettes or torpedo boats.”

A second later the little yellow skunk icons change to red ones, with “MTB” tacked onto their symbols; tentative course tracks showing them closing on Essex at high speed.

“Essex, what's your gun power?”

“Enormous!”

“Details, hun, details!”

“Four five-inchers on each broadside and scads of twin-seventy-sixes!”

Goto raises an eyebrow in query, but you just shrug and mouth “post-war.” The 76mm twin-mounts replaced the Bofors as AA mounts shortly after the war, but you don't know jack about the Essex class's history past that - aside from the numerous massive refits they received over decades of service, the details of which elude your memory.

“-do I do smuttle, almost all my planes are over Iwo already!”

“Wait one, Essex, I've got-”

“ADMIRAL SHUTTLE, *DO* SOMETHING!”
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You tune her out to focus on the task force commander. “Sorry commander, please repeat?”

“Those Hornet drivers are begging for permission to engage with guns,” he says. “What's your read on the risk of that?”

“... uh-”

“I don't have all day, Settle. You've got more first-hand experience with this Leveling Effect BS than anyone. What's the risk?”

[ ] Fairly low - PT boats don't exactly have AA directors and Hornets are fast. Let them off the chain.
[ ] Moderate - they're none too accurate but they've got lots of light guns, and the GAU-61 doesn't exactly have a standoff advantage here.
[ ] High - Hornets are too expensive to risk in strafing runs against boats bristling with light AA, and we don't even know what class or model of boat they are.
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Inb4 navyfag?
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>>44471247

In AFTER Navyfag, BITCHES!

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA
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WHAT

THE

FUCK
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>>44471243
>[ ] Moderate - they're none too accurate but they've got lots of light guns, and the GAU-61 doesn't exactly have a standoff advantage here.
Man I wish we had Marisa's Hornet squadron instead.
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>>44471247

>not paying attention
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>>44471260
Oh so I was right. Well meme'd Deme.
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>>44471247
Nope.

>>44471260
Well, that's one way to go about making the point moot.

>>44471243
As for the choice, I wonder.

[X] Moderate - they're none too accurate but they've got lots of light guns, and the GAU-61 doesn't exactly have a standoff advantage here.

I suppose we'll tell them to engage at their discretion. The risk is no more or less greater than anything else.
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>>44471260
Well played planefag.
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>>44471295
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>>44471243
>[X] Moderate - they're none too accurate but they've got lots of light guns, and the GAU-61 doesn't exactly have a standoff advantage here.
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>>44471243
>[x] Moderate - they're none too accurate but they've got lots of light guns, and the GAU-61 doesn't exactly have a standoff advantage here.

welp. it's not the greatest idea to fly straight at AA, and it's not the right tool for the job, but planes live to die for their carriers.
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>>44471243
>[ ] Moderate - they're none too accurate but they've got lots of light guns, and the GAU-61 doesn't exactly have a standoff advantage here.
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In after me.

:D
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>>44471243
>[ ] Fairly low - PT boats don't exactly have AA directors and Hornets are fast. Let them off the chain.
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>>44471243
>[ ] Moderate - they're none too accurate but they've got lots of light guns, and the GAU-61 doesn't exactly have a standoff advantage here.
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>>44471243
>[X] Moderate - they're none too accurate but they've got lots of light guns, and the GAU-61 doesn't exactly have a standoff advantage here.
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>>44471243
>[ ] Moderate - they're none too accurate but they've got lots of light guns, and the GAU-61 doesn't exactly have a standoff advantage here.


We don't know what model they are but if we are looking at the worse situation it might be 37mm to 20mm guns.

The least it .30 to .50 if we are talking american ships.
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>>44471243
[ x] Moderate - they're none too accurate but they've got lots of light guns, and the GAU-61 doesn't exactly have a standoff advantage here.
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>>44471243
>[ ] Moderate - they're none too accurate but they've got lots of light guns, and the GAU-61 doesn't exactly have a standoff advantage here.
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>>44471324

w o w

saved
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>>44471243
>[ ] Moderate - they're none too accurate but they've got lots of light guns, and the GAU-61 doesn't exactly have a standoff advantage here.
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>>44471243
[ ] Moderate - they're none too accurate but they've got lots of light guns, and the GAU-61 doesn't exactly have a standoff advantage here.
>>44471260
HA! I know for a fact that's not navyfag! Nice try planefag!
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>>44471196
WOO! SHIPSLUTS!

Let's get some good shit going.

>[o] Moderate - they're none too accurate but they've got lots of light guns, and the GAU-61 doesn't exactly have a standoff advantage here.
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>>44471346

Two pairs of quad .50s, a 37mm Oldsmobile autocannon on the bow, a 40mm bofors on the fantail, and I'm pretty sure a 20mm tended to sneak in there too.
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>>44471346
Late war PT boats had Bofors.
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>>44471324
Rather interesting, that one. Saved.

>>44471327
A strange feeling, isn't it?
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>>44471260
Admiral Smuttle and Dementrious win, I suppose. I'd congratulate you, but given you set up the board...
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>>44471280
>>44471301
The Joke
Your heads.
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>>44471243
>Moderate - they're none too accurate but they've got lots of light guns, and the GAU-61 doesn't exactly have a standoff advantage here
Does anybody have any anecdotes or stats on planes shot down by PT craft?
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>>44471224
>ADMIRAL SHUFFLE
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>>44471377
I raise you something even more terrifying to Goto.
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>>44471260
Fuck I got memed on
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>[ ] Moderate - they're none too accurate but they've got lots of light guns, and the GAU-61 doesn't exactly have a standoff advantage here.

Gonna be honest- it doesn't take a lot of shit to fuck over a Hornet. They're tough, but they're not flying tanks or anything.
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>>44471243
>[ ] High - Hornets are too expensive to risk in strafing runs against boats bristling with light AA, and we don't even know what class or model of boat they are.
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>>44471401

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PT_boat#Losses
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>>44471243
>[x] Fairly low - PT boats don't exactly have AA directors and Hornets are fast. Let them off the chain.
Let's do this, yo.
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>>44471243
>equipped with the 76mm RF guns
>still using Corsairs

That means she at least has some Bearcans or Banshees on hand, better fucking launch those as well.
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>>44471427
That's PT boats killed by aircraft, but not aircraft killes by PT boats. Hm.

So, when Essex spotted them submerged it was then rising from the depths like Hamp, right?
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>>44471411
The Kongou Dess on Monster is worse.
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>>44471243
>[ ] Fairly low - PT boats don't exactly have AA directors and Hornets are fast. Let them off the chain.
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>>44471427
Interesting statistics.

And considering how you've represented the PT boats thus far, the Corgis match their historical counterparts quite well.
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>[X ] Moderate - they're none too accurate but they've got lots of light guns, and the GAU-61 doesn't exactly have a standoff advantage here.

If those are IJN torpedo boats, the caution won't hurt.

If they're American PT boats, get ready to fight.
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>[ ] Moderate - they're none too accurate but they've got lots of light guns, and the GAU-61 doesn't exactly have a standoff advantage here.
As much as I like shooting things with gun, planes are much better when they are bombing shit.
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>>44471301
Bentus quit posting.You've got a long birthday line of euro muslims ready to fuck you in the ass. It's rude to keep them waiting.
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>>44471379
Oh i forgot the 40mm but the thing is from what I remember from documentaries PT boat crews tend to put any gun they can get their hands on so its kind of hard to know at times or at least what we are dealing with.

I remember one time a PT boat added a anti-tank gun on it.
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>>44471243
>[X] Moderate - they're none too accurate but they've got lots of light guns, and the GAU-61 doesn't exactly have a standoff advantage here.
Haha it's time for another Bat Lead.
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>>44471243
>[X] Moderate - they're none too accurate but they've got lots of light guns, and the GAU-61 doesn't exactly have a standoff advantage here.

Literally just had this conversation with PF on SB

>inb4 REEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>44471482
>mechbuster
>mfw
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>>44471462
Come one fluff we all know Kongou wearing a Wedding Dess is Goto's worst nightmare.
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>>44471243
>[ ] Moderate - they're none too accurate but they've got lots of light guns, and the GAU-61 doesn't exactly have a standoff advantage here.
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>>44471243 #
>[x ] Moderate - they're none too accurate but tx]y've got lots of light guns, and the GAU-61 doesn't exactly have a standoff advantage here.
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>>44471379
As it was said in that one movie that I forget after the guy flew over Cuba

'Were those 23mm sparrows or 37mm sparrows'
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>>44471243
>[ ] Fuck if I know - Let some internet fucks who obsess over the military but would never join decide.
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>>44471243
>[ ] Moderate - they're none too accurate but they've got lots of light guns, and the GAU-61 doesn't exactly have a standoff advantage here.

You know, A-10's would be great for this.
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>>44471243
>[ ] Moderate - they're none too accurate but they've got lots of light guns, and the GAU-61 doesn't exactly have a standoff advantage here.
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>>44471539
Savage
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So, hey, y'all remember the last Nakatime? How Wainwright was draining very cold oil out of her latest wound?
It was 35 degrees, to be precise.
Naka-chan's corpse is currently sitting under 3.6km of water.
At that depth, in the abyssal zone, the water temperature sits between 39 and 35 degrees.

The abyss calling her home might be a bit literal. I'm worried.
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>>44471559
What?
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>>44471525
Well, for Goto, yes, you are correct. It would be the end of him being single. For everyone else, I would say an over caffeinated Kongou would be it.
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>>44471496
Brash, reckless young men with more brawn than brains. Very believable.

>>44471578
A very interesting detail to bring out.
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>[ ] Moderate - they're none too accurate but they've got lots of light guns, and the GAU-61 doesn't exactly have a standoff advantage here.
Lots of leetle boolets, albeit with little direction, means flying through a spot of lead rain. Not healthy for Hornets, but any damage will be a few lucky holes in the fuselage rather than concerted fire. Unlikely to cause a total loss, but could put a Bug out of the fight that might be needed on Iwo later. They've pickled two of their bombs each already, how many do they have left?
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>>44471539
You're not wrong...

If those Commanders knew what was actually deciding this they'd fucking flip.
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>>44471578
Have faith in Naka-chang.
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http://www.navsource.org/archives/02/09.htm

So if i'm getting this right CV-9 has the 1951 fit out which has 8 5-inchers and 14 twin mounted 76mm

Can anyone tell me about the comparison between the 40mm and the 76mm as a anti-aircraft.

I remember early war ships were equipped with 76mm but shifted to the more rapid fire 20-40mm or am I wrong and also if I am correct what changed?
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>>44471243
>[X] High - Hornets are too expensive to risk in strafing runs against boats bristling with light AA, and we don't even know what class or model of boat they are.
Shitloads of light AA + Leveling Effect = Bad News. Their Oerlikon and Bofors mounts could perform like goddamn Phalanx and DARDO mounts, for all we know.
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>>44471521
It's an AC/20 with a plane built around it.

Or rather, it's a shitload of external hardpoints with an AC/20 as backup.

Which was my point.
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>>44471496

Yes, they did. In fact, PT-109 had embarked a borrowed Army M-4 37mm AT gun on its front deck, with an improvised base made of shipping pallets lashed to the deck only days before its encounter with fate.

INCIDENTALLY, VOTES CALLED
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>>44471578
So if somehow her sunken hull was raised back up, her abyssal-fication might stop?
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>>44471624
What changes was that the new 76mm were auto targeting with a higher RoF than the Bofors with much longer range.
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>>44471578
...

...Shit.
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>>44471660
Depends on what they find when they go down to look.
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>>44471650
>Trusting AC/20
Next you're gonna tell me Blake is the savior or something
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>>44471658
And you said you didn't like being drawn as a prostitute.
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>>44471658
Not to mention the rocket racks some were given
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>>44471377
Why do they have horns?

Also, damn, that Nagato.
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>>44471611
Naka-chang you say? How about Naka-chinchang?
>>44471674
Oh hey Naka!...how'd hide the wounds on this one?
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>>44471660
I think it's more likely mental/spiritual- she feels like a dead man walking, so her body is following suit and identifying with her wreck
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>>44471624
The 3"/50RF guns had a rate of fire that matched the 40mm Bofors, longer range, and VT fuses. They were specifically designed to counter kamikazes and Fritz-X guided bombs as drop-in replacements for the Bofors (single mounts for Bofors twins, and twin mounts for Bofors quads).

They were BETTER AA guns than the Bofors, amazingly.
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>>44471686
Gotta pay those debnts somehow.
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>>44471624
>I remember early war ships were equipped with 76mm but shifted to the more rapid fire 20-40mm or am I wrong and also if I am correct what changed?
You qualify as both.

Pre-war/early war there were a bunch of three inch guns, but they were shit. So they decided to use faster firing, lower caliber better guns. Unfortunately, 40mm rounds can't disintegrate kamikaze attacks, so they redid the 76mm guns to fire faster and be accurate with RADAR MASTER RACE.
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Well, while we wait for that update then, we can pass some time with this.
http://www.platigeshorts.com/paths-of-hate.html
I'm sure everybody around here, what with all the WW2 love going around, has seen, especially planefag, but hey, it's a good animation.
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>>44471674
fuck, naka dont go anywhere
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>>44471658
Why would they do that? Was it to stop transport ships?

Can you pierce a ships hull with a 37mm at distance with that thing?
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>>44471685
Say that to my face, frail, and not online and see what happens

Blake was a fucking hero. Toyama just fucked everything up.
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>>44471462
BINGO BANGO BONGO YOU CAN'T SINK KONGOU DESS!
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>>44471674
Nothing to worry about.

Or rather, worrying about it will only make things worse. So don't worry about it.

How about a nice campaign of Darkest Dungeon to pass the time?
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>>44471691
Which this one? There's been a lot of this ones.

>>44471719
Not planning on it.
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>>44471541
lol no. battleships already got a second chance in this quest, if we tried to make the a10 relevant as a carrier launched anti-shipping platform reality would fucking implode.
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>>44471728
Jihad was a mistake
Honestly it needs some refining but it's crazy fun at times
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>>44471725
Officially, it was to give them some punch for killing barges (which were too shallow for torpedoes, and too big for .50-calibers, and they didn't have the Bofors yet).

In reality, it was Because They Could.
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>>44471624
Let me put it this way.

A SINGLE 3"/50 RF gun barrel is the equivalent of EIGHT 40mm Bofors, or two quadruple mounts.

I also shoots further, trains faster and has the most advanced radar fire control system ever designed for an anti-aircraft gun of that type at the time it enters service. It fires a 24 pound VT fused shell roughly every second, for a total of 50 rounds every minute. each shell is capable not only of shooting down an enemy aircraft, but completely destroying it.

And that's just one gun.

Essex has a lot more than one gun.
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>>44471578

Starting to wonder if the whole "They tried to send me back" thing Naka mentioned about her summoning might not actually have worked in part. Some of her got sent back. That's why she's had that much more difficulty from the start. (Or is the whole 'not healing right' new and she used to heal okay before?) Would also explain where her Abyssal counterpart comes from; it's 'grown' from what part of her got ripped out and sent back.

The whole trying too hard to be an idol and put up a front could be interpreted as attempting to compensate for the 'missing part' by embracing her humanity harder, not unlike what Iku is doing (in the Shoukek lewds piece posted earlier), but with no satisfactory result in the end.
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>>44471713
It's just a matter of time before PF goes full whore and opens up a patreon
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>>44471751
>Crabsticks
>in KCQ
muh nigga
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>>44471739

Naka, you need to tell Settle about this.

This is NOT something that you can keep secret without it throwing a shit-ton of suspicion on you when it gets out (and it WILL). Come clean as soon as you can. If they know what's going on, they can help you.

Please, Naka.
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>>44471751
>Let's play "what can we shove off a carrier"!
I'll see your A10, and raise you a C130 and a U2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uM5AI3YSV3M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8HMPMYL19E
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>>44471754
Some of the plot was kinda stupid, but they did a lot to make the DA shit less... absolutely horrid.
Plus, all the secret squirrel superscience was absolutely amazing. Jihad and Post-Jihad designs are loads of fun.
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>>44471751
I say we try and do it anyways.

Either that or we should bring back that 75mm-armed B25 model.
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>>44471734
Thanks for reminding me to refilter you on my laptop. That entire post oozed fedora. Jesus Christ.
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>>44471674
Naka what do you make of what's happening now?
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>>44471751

You mean the same reality that allows for world war 2 and earlier warships to come back to life as moeblobs?

Yeah, you're right. A carrier launched a-10 is just too far.
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>>44471816
Way too over the top, faggot.
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>wanting to modify A-10's for carrier launch
>not just using superior Skyraider which can already do it
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[X] Moderate - they're none too accurate but they've got lots of light guns, and the GAU-61 doesn't exactly have a standoff advantage here.

I suppose we'll tell them to engage at their discretion. The risk is no more or less greater than anything else.

Gotta go for the mid ground on this one.
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>>44471779

YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH! PLANEFAG-SAN WILL NEVER DO SUCH A HORRIBLE THING!

Unless it goes to art. Then can it and take my monies!
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>>44471868
Batlead could land on Akagi because he was flying a carrier plane and she was a carrier. It's not quite the same thing.

And besides Iwo Jima is only a couple hundred miles away from Japan proper, they could just fly over from the home islands if they really wanted to
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>>44471899
The fuck you two geniuses come from?
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>C-130s can already take off from carriers
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>>44471788
Pot met kettle.
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>Warthogs

REQUIRED VIEWING, ANY MAN WHO DOESN'T IS A DAMN COMMIE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCVmPffxDkU
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>>44471923
You know, I know, they know, we all fucking know. There's nothing we can do to stop them.
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>>44471923

Places. Specialty places.
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>>44471929
As much as this can be a crazy-awesome idea, remember that Spookies need clear skies to operate.
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>>44471882
>>44471899
Fuck off with the namefagging. We already have enough shitting up the thread.
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>>44471196
>Admiral Spoopy
>Admiral Shuffle
>Admiral Shuttle
>Admiral Smuttle

These are god forsaken terrible.
Who the fuck writes these?!
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>>44471816
... Yeah.

>>44471867
With Essex, and her new friend, Essex, and their new friends, a whole fucking fuckload of abyssal PT boats?

Personally, I'd launch a probing strike first, commit on a second wave once we see what they can do. There's too much up in the air--the abyssals cheat hard.
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The real problem with an A-10 on a carrier isn't take-off or landing - fucker's rugged enough that you could beef up the gear for launch and recovery without too much trouble - it's more the issue of finding space to store that big bitch with its non-folding wings.

Anyway, writing, wait warmly, etc.
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>>44471685
Clanners get out
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>>44471955
Please don't namefag, it is for your benefit as well as ours.
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>>44471963
me

WHERE DID YOU THINK YOU ARE
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>>44471734
How many fedoras do you own?
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>>44471999
You can't claim it's for their benefit when nothing happens if they ignore you.
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>>44471968
>Personally, I'd launch a probing strike first

Lewd!
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>>44471882
>>44471899
quit namefagging you cock goblins. We already have enough cancer from bentus as it is
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>>44471968
Probing strikes are well and good, but I'm afraid that these pilots are gonna get awestruck like Bat's flight was, and underestimate their opponents.
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>>44471945
This is the single worst thing I have ever watched.
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>>44471846
>>44472012

What about that was fedora?
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>>44472018
If they namefag we will remember all the dumb shit they said.
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>>44471909

"An F/A-18 can land on a Japanese aircraft carrier that actually got sunk in world war two but came back to life because magic - because the airframe is carrier based - despite the fact that there's about 50 years of development difference between the two. But saying an A-10 could feasibly be launched from a modern aircraft carrier is just TOO UNREALISTIC"

this is what you sound like right now
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>>44471976
HOW'S THAT SCOUT LANCE TACTICAL DROP WORKING FOR YOU MAN?!
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>>44472057
Not seeing how that hurts them at all. They don't care, otherwise they wouldn't say stupid shit on the other site (and rest assured, they all say stupid shit there).
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>>44472048
I want secondaries to fucking leave.
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>>44472057
What dumb shit
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>>44471882
>>44471899
You're only accepted as a namefag around here if you write or drawfag. Even if you're terrible, you're still allowed, so people can tell you how shit you are.

Speaking of which, I need to get back to writing Lady Victory. Here's a refresher on Warspite while I work on that.
http://pastebin.com/ttZY8BxE
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>>44472083
Just filter them .
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>>44472063
>Carrier-capable plane landing on a carrier
>Land-based plane landing on a carrier
The magic is simple enough
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>>44472048
Put your trip back on Bentus so I can keep you filtered.
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>>44471963
Also previously referred to as Admiral Skittles.
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>>44472107
How?
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>>44472063
There is explicitly magic in the quest though.
And, as pointed out, it's just the fuckers are too big.


Also reeeeeee SB namefags get out
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I watch this for two things- good writing, and these flame wars.
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>>44471899
>planefag-san
>using japanese suffixes in English

Please stop.
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>>44472139
I am probably just going to afk until it is over rather than put up with namefags.
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>>44472067
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qZvYwmgCHc
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>>44472139
If this sort of "flame war" is what you come here for, I pity you. This is below /v/-tier flaming.
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>>44472139
>good writing,
Okay dude, sure.
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>>44471945
That was not enjoyable in the least.

>>44472048
They're baiting for reactions, that's all.

>>44472063
Magic is amazing, and an A-10 could indeed (theoretically) be launched from a modern aircraft carrier.

However, as PF pointed out, you still have to fit the damn thing on/in the carrier to deploy it.
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>>44472119

Sorry sweet pea, but I ain't Bentus.
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Reposting an old classic.
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>>44472155
Ever since this was posted to SB, SV, and tvCancer, the quality has dropped dramatically. Same with AGP. Newfags need to lurk moar before posting.
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>>44472133

Not to mention SAN loss. The fairies, Shimkaze's turrets, moar faeries, and there's probably going to be atleast some from a summoning.

Hell, it might be SAN loss from the ships. Hamp was summoned forth by Settle's rage, right?
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>>44472155
Hey, that's what I do! But replace namefags with role players
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>>44472067
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=987P-mTkQXk
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Second part.
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planefag how many A-10s can fit on a carrier
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To be fair, namefagging it up makes me not shitpost as much. But then again...
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>>44471968
Naka-chan, Naka-chan, what's the story behind this?
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>>44472184
>switching browsers
>using 3g
>paint
Put your trip back on Bentus.
>sweet pea
Fuck off.
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>>44472257
Do eet
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>>44472208
So it's been shitty since thread 1, then.
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>>44472234
Probably a third of the original carrier complement, if we're talking about a Nimitz-class.
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>>44472163
>not liking planefag's writing

What are you even doing here, tripfaggot?
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ITS TIME
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>>44472208
>tv tropes

Say it ain't so.
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>>44472301
He doesn't have a trip, newfag. At this point he's just a namefag. Not as bad, but he should still stop.
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>>44472282
It was the /tg/ variety of cancer. Then it sort of festered and became gangrenous.
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>>44472163
Oh, you're one of THOSE people who hang around and insist that fap angel is a good-for-nothing who can't write, doesn' plan, and is terrible.
No bully.
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>>44472208
deal with it fascist. on 4chan everybody gets freedom, even people you don't like.
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wew
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>>44472282

It's been shitty since SB/SV showed up, whenever the fuck that was
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>>44472208
>this butthurt over namefagging

Have you graduated to the plastic trainer potty or are we still rocking pampers?
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>>44472274

And I suppose posting one second after "myself" is part of this nefarious plot as well, honey bunch?
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>>44472331
Someone made a page earlier in the year, but it seems to have been neglected since then thankfully
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>>44472335
Close enough.

Either way he's cancer.
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>>44472331
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Fanfic/KantOCelleQuest

Oh, it is so.
They're lurking around as well.
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You faggots are so slow. We're not even going to reach autosage before the next update.
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>>44472301
He's not a tripfag, he's a namefag. See, there's no tripcode.
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>>44472363
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>>44472208
>AGP
What?
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>>44472353
>everybody on 4chan gets freedom
Now that's some serious newfaggotry
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>>44472274
Actually, he's quite right. I am not the man who called you sweet pea.

>>44472364
Behold, further proof.
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>>44472261
Two halves, in the drink, that's how Naka likes to sink!
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>>44472393
You're right.

Like I said to the other anon, though, that doesn't make him any less cancerous.
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>>44472353
>on 4chan everybody gets freedom
hownu.ru
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>>44472360
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>>44472404

All Guardsman Party.
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>>44472410
The other dude's being an obnoxious faggot too, but you strike me as the kind of autist who couldn't casually let go of his identity for that sort of thing.
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>>44472281
I know! I want to! I had to deal with people today! I want to shitpost, but I'll wait....I'll let everyone else do it for me!
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>>44472353
Let me know when you met the mods for something that has nothing to do with the rules.
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>>44472160
>that intro video

that is one of my most favorite things ever. nails the atmosphere *perfectly.*
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>>44472331
Someone had posted SWQ to it years ago too.
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Hmm something to wonder...we know that there can shipboys....but what about Male Abyssals?
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Less shitposting more shipposting.
Have an old-school Nagato.
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>>44472451
The fuck is with this meme?
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>>44472413
>filename
Stop it with the weed brownies already.
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>>44472193
Why do you have it saved as two parts? Here's a late Christmas gift, I guess.
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>>44472494
Dat watch she has.
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>>44472496
Newfag detected.
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>>44472491
REMOVE WO CLASS
HOKUTO SHINKEN BEST TECHNIQUE OF MY LIFE
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>>44472494
>old-school
What changed.

>>44472491
Only if they get better art.
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>>44472460
>What are we looking at
>Can somebody redirect the probes
The VA was so perfect
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>>44472496
You're new is showing.
Please keep up to date with the dankest of memes for a quality funposting experience.
I suggest 40mm of /jp/ or /s4s/ anon.
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>>44472460
How about this one planefag?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lzbr6fPDmkE&feature=related&ab_channel=Spartan100509
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If we stopped shitposting, would we die?
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>>44472387
Well, shit.

>>44472410
Bentus, why do you namefag?

You don't write and you don't make art, what purpose does your name serve besides drawing unneeded attention?
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COLORADO CLASS >>>>>>>> NAGATO CLASS

WEEBS GO HOME
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>>44472326
In Clownpiece We Trust
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>>44472583
It would be extremely painful.
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>>44472564
but they may overdose on /jp/ and become a weeboo!
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>>44472591
Severe autism, and pity from planefag
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>>44472610
You're a big shitposter.
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>>44472544
Range clock, sleeves, headgear (rangefinders), funnel.
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>>44472601
>>44472326
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So is it encouraged to rub one out in between posts, or merely allowed? Some of these shipsluts are quality fapbait.

Post more fapbait shipgirls.
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>>44472476
I'm afraid I wasn't around for SWQ, this is actually the first quest thread I've kept up with.

I don't even know why I like it so much.

>>44472583
It would be extremely painful.
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>>44472507
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You know, if planefag makes that terror radio vengeance thing from last thread canon. I'm just waiting for someone to 'somehow' find her signal, call her 'abyssal Anne' and start counter broadcasting something like polka or chacaron 24/7.
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>>44472636
For you
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>>44472591
Bentus is an okay namefag, we can tolerate him.
Direct your hate towards these new namefags.
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>>44472544
The outfit. Unless I'm mistaken, I think her outfit replicates her original armament upon launch in 1921.

>>44472583
Some would, undoubtably.

>>44472591
Nostalgia.
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We don't even know what Essex CV-9 looks like.
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>>44472591
Autism and an inability to give up an identity on an Anonymous image board.
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>>44472636
for you
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>>44472610
>>44472636
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>>44472661
All these namefags and tripfags are equally bad. If you tolerate shit like Bentus, Naka and Navyfag, you might as well tolerate these new ones too.
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>>44472665
>Some would, undoubtedly
GET OUT, HOTHEAD. AND NEVER POST AGAIN.
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>>44472644
>>44472601
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>>44472647
It's an decent way to pass the time.
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>>44472671
Actually, CV-9 is on the list for Pacific book 3 last I looked, so he might wait for that to be released.

Or we'll find out before the end of the thread.
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>>44472129
>>44471963
In this case it's because Essex doesn't care enough to remember our name.

In Ikazuchi's case it's because she's adorable.
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>>44472711
Haha, no
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>>44472671
None of the drawfags (or anybody else for that matter) got told about her ahead of time, so there's no art for her like everyone else had.

Its deliberately poor communication on planefags part, although I expect Halley to shit out another poorly traced, empty eyed monstrosity soon enough.
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>>44472711
Naka and Navy get a pass because they provide OC.
That's the only reason.

Bentus on the other hand, blogshits, whines, and provides nothing.

Bentus is actually worse than fluffbringer at this point. At least fluffcancer actually writes something, however utter shit it might be.
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>>44472647
if you've got that much free time you should open up photoshop and fuel the "A10 is obsolete/F35 will be relevant soon honest/just sling a turret under an osprey" argument
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>>44472364
don't make me make a screenshot with every link edited with a (You) after it. I'm too lazy.
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>>44472768

Or just draw heather crunch with ship add ons.
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>>44472768
>Its deliberately poor communication on planefags part, although I expect Halley to shit out another poorly traced, empty eyed monstrosity soon enough.
Could be worse. Could be a heart-eyed demoness.
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>>44472711
>Implying Bentus is as bad as them
>Not liking the content creators
Were you born retarded, or have you been spending time on /v/?
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>>44472671
I don't care as long as halley doesn't draw it. All his pictures look the same.
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>>44472768
So you're saying that Halley's just gonna take a pic of themself and post it?
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>>44472787
120mm-armed Osprey when?
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>>44472653
You mean "Abyssal Abby".
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>>44472786
>contribute OC
>get a pass to use a trip for non-OC posts

Yeah no. If you accept that, you might as well accept all the other shitty name- and tripfags, because you clearly don't give a shit.
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>>44472807
Is there a difference?
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>>44472491
here you go
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>>44472831
When their fucking pilots can go a week without nearly causing an international incident.
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>>44472863
Have you heard of Kiowa Warrior pilots? I hear they're far crazier than any other rotary-wing pilot in the US military.
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>Were you born retarded, or have you been spending time on /v/?
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Summoning Ghostdiva!
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>>44472671
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>>44472845
>implying the stuff that naka, navyfag, and hate post in thread isn't canon
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>>44472891
It's not. planefag can claim it is all he wants, but there's no way he'll implement any of that shit into the quest, and as long as he doesn't do that it's not canon.

Same with most of the writefagging for that matter.
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>>44472863

But those are fun!

>>44472877
AHHHHHHHHHH! Craziest motherfuckers known to man!
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Post best 2hu
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>>44472881
a cute
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>>44472877

close, but nah.
USMC Cobra jocks take the cake on that one.
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>>44472908

Ok, you can fuck right off since you dont even bother reading.
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>>44472908
Are we reading the same quest? Is this bait? Aren't you supposed to at least try to be subtle?
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I've arrived, late but here. Anyone besides me watch the Mysic City Bowl?
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>>44472891
I know it's canon, that doesn't mean I have to like it.
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>>44472908
>the abyssal sognal analysis
>naka's beatdowns
>planefag-as-settle bantering with all three
m8. Like yeah not all of it is confirmed, but still
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>>44472908
Apparently you haven't been reading the fucking quest, anon-chan.
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>>44472957
quit fucking taking his bait!
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>>44472950
>Watching Tackle
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I always miss the start of these threads.

Anyway, I wanted to post this last thread.

I really like Essex's character so far I find the badass persona that devolves the instant they are in trouble highly entertaining.
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>>44472957
Crunch pls
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>>44472877
It's not about crazy, anon. It's about stupid.

When I was in Okinawa those fuckers would buzz the line of the no-fly zone all the time. The no fly zone, by the way, was a major Okinawan residential area.

As if the Marines didn't cause enough shit on that island, their pilots have fly patterns that deliberately piss people off.

>>44472925
Not even close. Cobras have more fire power, but they don't maneuver like Kiowas. Though they're both eclipsed by Little Bird pilots.
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What is all canon anyway? Naka, Telegraf, Alabama is what I am aware of.
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>>44472793

Oh please do, babydoll.

And then Bentus (if he'd be so kind) could point out that you didn't account for the difference in time zone between me and him.
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>>44472952
If you don't like it, why are you here?
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>>44472908
Are you even trying?
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>>44472950

>music city bowl
Jesus Christ, why even have college football? It's literally participation trophy tier now.
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>>44472986
>Little Birds
Plsno
Those guys are suicidal
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>>44472987
Hate's treatment of LA, feelthy's non-smutty things about Kaga and Iowa, Shimakaze, I think that's it
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>>44472994
Because I like the main quest and a couple of the writefags. Don't like the RPers. Not necessarily the quality of the posts, but the whole concept, you know?
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So... This is a thing.
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>>44472491

... ahahahahahahahahah just you wait.

UPDATE INCOMING
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>>44472989
I wouldn't bother. He'd ignore it anyhow.
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>>44473025
The Iku and Shou one was also canon.
Your waifu is still pure, faggot, get over it.
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>>44473025

I think RCNFag's canon too, but I ain't sure.
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>>44472908
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>>44472987
Teleshitter and Hick boat aren't canon
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>>44473042
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>>44473042

planefagggggg.

If we're capturing something, i hope we're capturing a Hoppo
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>>44473042
I cannot wait to see this monstrosity Fap!..also have more shipboys.
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Good news, everyone! Bentus is finally going to stop being an attentionwhore!
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>>44473042
Well, when thinking about it, it's logical. Isn't it?

This will be interesting.
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>>44473069
I haven't followed the british stuff, I just remember that some of it went way off on its own
>>44473059
Feelthy's smut may not be canon, but the characterizations in it are rather on-point
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>>44473076
>telegraf isn't canon

Prepare to be wrong on that one, buddy.
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>>44473076
Telegraf is.

German boats incoming.
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>>44472997
Yeah, but I'm an Aggie and as such must watch it. Sides which, my wife is an even more hardcore fan than I am. I'm not really a fan to begin with.
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>>44473093
HOPPO
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“So-so,” you reply after a moment's consideration. “They pack a lot of light AA in a tiny space and the Leveling Effect's gonna wipe out any generational gaps in your closure speed, but director-less guns weren't that great even in the forties.”

“Good enough for me,” he says with a verbal shrug before switching channels. “Home Guard, you are cleared to engage surface contacts at your discretion.”

The F-18s are already arrowing for the deck before he's spoken the third word, holding their throttles back, picking up speed from gravity alone. They level out over the deck and nudge towards military power, spreading out to take a PT boat each from differing angles. The roving gun pippers vanish, the wobbly, snaking lines of the gun funnel appearing in their place - they've switched off their radars to avoid detection. The little crosses indicating the dead zero float towards the tiny black dots of the incoming PT boats. The picture vibrates slightly as they kick into afterburner for the final stretch. The firing run is brief; a licking tongue of flame that lashes past incoming shells, big glowing tracers trailing smoking contrails as they spear past.
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>>44473099
I don't believe it.
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>>44473093
It doesn't matter who we capture, we're just going to dissect it anyway.
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>>44473104
its been stated many times that it is canon.
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>>44473076
zee germans are coming
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Then they're past; screaming away over the deck as their sonic booms detonate right over their targets; a nice going-away present. They extend away before pitching back for steep vertical reversals, coming in for another run.

“We've got eyes-on,” one of the techs reports in your ear, and soon a new feed is available on the CICs main screen - a close-up of the new arrival. She's already being engaged by the leading PT boats; the miniature five-inch guns on her legs lofting heavy shells towards the incomings. The creatures are reminiscent of the shark-nosed abyssal destroyers you're familiar with, only in miniature; the wispy blue eyeglow streaming back over slick carapaces as they charge in at full throttle, white foaming wakes and faint trails of oilsmoke testifying to their raw speed. The five-inch shell splashes rise in great white columns around them as they weave between the clumsy blows with ease; but when the twin three-inchers open up the sky fills with explosions; ugly black puffs of proximity-fuzed AA detonating close over the water's surface, showering the oncoming attack craft with shrapnel. Some of Essex's guns have switched out their ready bins to HE, as evidenced by the quick flurry of white shell-splashes appearing around the leading hostiles, but it's already too late - as the drone's operator zooms in for a better look, you see the first fish leaving their tubes.

[ ] Advise Essex to turn away - she might outrun them and it'll offer a much narrower target to the spreads. Help is on its way!
[ ] Advise Essex to turn away from the attack and accelerate, but don't shadow her broadside guns - her best defense lies in reducing the fish that make it into the water at all!
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>>44473104
Speaking of feelthy's smut, is he going to write more?
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Out for the night, folks. Have a good night and try not to let the story posts disrupt the arguing too much, eh?

On a more serious note, you guys made my night with >>44471578, I'm really happy someone caught it.
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:^)
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>>44473156
>[ ] Advise Essex to turn away - she might outrun them and it'll offer a much narrower target to the spreads. Help is on its way!
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>>44472950
Only bowl I'm watching is tomorrow night. GO SPARTANS! BEAT THE ALABAMA MENSTRUATION!
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>>44473156
>[ ] Advise Essex to turn away - she might outrun them and it'll offer a much narrower target to the spreads. Help is on its way!
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>>44473175
Anon, please. This is an imageboard. We don't do emoticons here.
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>>44473156
>[x] Advise Essex to turn away - she might outrun them and it'll offer a much narrower target to the spreads. Help is on its way!

Guns aren't very effective at detonating torpedoes
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>>44473156
>[ ] Advise Essex to turn away - she might outrun them and it'll offer a much narrower target to the spreads. Help is on its way!
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>>44473156
>[ ] Advise Essex to turn away - she might outrun them and it'll offer a much narrower target to the spreads. Help is on its way!
Get JS Kaga's birds on the deck, pronto!
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>>44473093
I swear to god if it's not either Hoppo or one of the monstrous abyssals I will be so angry.
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>>44473156
>[ ] Advise Essex to turn away from the attack and accelerate, but don't shadow her broadside guns - her best defense lies in reducing the fish that make it into the water at all!

would she even listen if we told her not to attack anyway?
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>>44473175
Thanks ckk185.
You are the hero we need.
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>>44473156
>Advise Essex to turn away - she might outrun them and it'll offer a much narrower target to the spreads. Help is on its way!
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>>44473156
>[ X ] Advise Essex to turn away from the attack and accelerate, but don't shadow her broadside guns - her best defense lies in reducing the fish that make it into the water at all!
I get the feeling she wouldn't want to run away with nothing to show for it.
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>>44473156
>[ x] Advise Essex to turn away from the attack and accelerate, but don't shadow her broadside guns - her best defense lies in reducing the fish that make it into the water at all!
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>>44473175
I never thought I'd see the day where Bentus gave up on namefagging.
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>>44473156
>Advise Essex to turn away from the attack and accelerate, but don't shadow her broadside guns - her best defense lies in reducing the fish that make it into the water at all!

>>44473170
Night, Naka-chan. And I'm glad it wasn't a coincidence- throwing out a specific number like that just seemed a bit too suss
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>[X] Advise Essex to turn away - she might outrun them and it'll offer a much narrower target to the spreads. Help is on its way!
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>>44473156
>[ ] Advise Essex to turn away from the attack and accelerate, but don't shadow her broadside guns - her best defense lies in reducing the fish that make it into the water at all!

With all those guns, good enough odds to knock out most of the fish.
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>>44473156
>[ ] Advise Essex to turn away - she might outrun them and it'll offer a much narrower target to the spreads. Help is on its way!
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>>44473156
>[ ] Advise Essex to turn away - she might outrun them and it'll offer a much narrower target to the spreads. Help is on its way!
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>>44473156
>[x] Advise Essex to turn away - she might outrun them and it'll offer a much narrower target to the spreads. Help is on its way!
Gotta go fast
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[ ] Advise Essex to turn away - she might outrun them and it'll offer a much narrower target to the spreads. Help is on its way!

GTFO. Thy carrier shall not fuck with shit that is more than capable of killing it.
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>>44473138
WRONG.
We're going for a live capture, so it would be vivisect.
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>>44473156
>[ ] Advise Essex to turn away - she might outrun them and it'll offer a much narrower target to the spreads. Help is on its way!
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>>44473236

>blue eye glow

Oh shi
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>>44473156
[ X ] Advise Essex to turn away from the attack and accelerate, but don't shadow her broadside guns - her best defense lies in reducing the fish that make it into the water at all!
Let's see what she can do.
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>>44473156
>[ ] Advise Essex to turn away - she might outrun them and it'll offer a much narrower target to the spreads. Help is on its way!
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>>44473201

It worked with Iowa and hate though.
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>>44473156

>[X] Advise Essex to turn away from the attack and accelerate, but don't shadow her broadside guns - her best defense lies in reducing the fish that make it into the water at all!

>>44473175
Not really convincing me to give you reason.

>>44473230
Not really making me want to hold up my word.
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>>44473254
That's green bro.
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TURN IN
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>>44473156
>[ ] Advise Essex to turn away from the attack and accelerate, but don't shadow her broadside guns - her best defense lies in reducing the fish that make it into the water at all!
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>>44473260
Yes, but Essex doesn't have a Marine obsessed with going to Valhalla aboard her.
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>>44473156
>turning away from torpedoes

what the fuck are these options, both of them are wrong

>[x] turn into the torpedoes and engage at point blank range where they won't fuse properly or have time to level out and just go under her
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>>44473266

Same thing to the nips
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>>44473156
>[ X ] Advise Essex to turn away - she might outrun them and it'll offer a much narrower target to the spreads. Help is on its way!
Sell it to her as something other than running the fuck away. Call it 'engaging from a more advantageous position' or something.
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>>44473254
It's the St. Louis. It's a T3 meme of a ship. The blue eyes are probably from the Confederate and High Caliber she's racked up already
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>>44473156
[ ] Advise Essex to turn away - she might outrun them and it'll offer a much narrower target to the spreads. Help is on its way!

Torpedoes are already in the water or will be in the next few seconds no time to kill anymore boats
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>>44473156
>[x] Advise Essex to turn away - she might outrun them and it'll offer a much narrower target to the spreads. Help is on its way!
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So, wait, how did people know that CV-9 was gonna be the American Kongou last thread?
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>>44473156
>[o] Advise Essex to turn away - she might outrun them and it'll offer a much narrower target to the spreads. Help is on its way!

God dammit, I hate this decision... But carriers are ill-equipped to fight contacts like this and we have air power on the way... Get out of there, Essex.
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>>44473333
>So, wait, how did people know that CV-9 was gonna be the American Kongou last thread?
Cassandra Truth informed us
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>>44473264
You're too much of an autistic attentionwhore to give up your name and trip anyway. :^)
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>>44473333
History, motherfucker, do you read it?
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>>44473333
A weapon to surpass Kongou Dess
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>>44473333
planefag said he had a weapon to surpass the dess
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>>44473301
All the better to shoot them with.
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>turning away from torpedoes

sorry, we aren't Japanese
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>>44473354
In honor of the upcoming date, this is the only appropriate response
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>[x] Advise Essex to turn away - she might outrun them and it'll offer a much narrower target to the spreads. Help is on its way!
guns on a carrier are as much use as tits on a fish
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>>44473352
Oh, no. I will. Exactly as I stated.

Might be for good, might be for one thread.
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She isn't going to be outrunning those pt boats. At all. They had a top speed of fuck you.
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>>44473399
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80XAJKqRU9k
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>>44473415
Tell that to... Chokai, I think. Whoever it was that got punked off Samar.
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So does Bentus ever add anything to the discussion, or am I safe to just filter him?
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You know what? Maybe Naka should heed the call of the Abyss....I mean just look at those tits and ass!
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>>44473156
>[X] Advise Essex to turn away - she might outrun them and it'll offer a much narrower target to the spreads. Help is on its way!
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>>44473417
>Might be for good
No it won't. As I said, you're too much of an autistic attentionwhore to give up the name and trip. You'll be back shitting up the thread in no time like every other autistic tripfag. :^)
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>>44473433
they also have really short legs
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Not really. In WW2 it was SOP to turn directly away from torpedoes, guns were considered totally ineffective. What's more, the ship's wake can cause them to detonate
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>>44473442
She'll be less attractive to Harder if she gets torpedo bulges though
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>>44471624

This video is very relevant.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICifnf63lCs
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>>44473448
Oh really?
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>>44473442
NO! Then I can't ship her and Harder

OH GOD DAMN IT I MADE A PUN! FUCK! Taking a shot.
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>>44473156
>[X] Advise Essex to turn away - she might outrun them and it'll offer a much narrower target to the spreads. Help is on its way!
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Hey planefag, how close is Essex to shore? You know, just in case.
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>>44473442
>I mean just look at those tits and ass!
Huh. Maybe that should be our new upgrade tactic. Encourage the SS's to go Abyssal so their . . . assets get upgraded, then redeem them.

BAM.

Hotter shipsluts with little to no investment.
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>>44473226
Never mind, switching to advise her to turn away
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>>44473492
Good luck keeping berserk girls in line, magus.
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>>44473462
Please. By this point, Harder's mind is locked on. The end result is inevitable. Hell,even if Naka goes Abyssal, I'm betting ten to one they're going to get going at each other and fall in love again.
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>>44473454
>Not really. In WW2 it was SOP to turn directly away from torpedoes

"no"
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>>44473478
Well, you'll be dead by the end of the night if you keep this up, friend.

>>44473492
I'm sure that the fact they want to horribly murder you is merely a slight inconvenience.
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>>44473492
>Implying abyssals CAN be redeemed, dumbass

Still, if upgrades come with cosmetics (and they DO in most cases), we can get that AND combat effectiveness.
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Turn towards the torp fags
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>>44473475
Give it time. You'll be tripfagging again. You're too autistic not too.
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Thread needs more Poi~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-EDqqt19T2E
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>>44473492
While this seems morally compromised, I can't really fault the reasoning. Give it a go. If we get a full compliment upgrade as >>44473521 suggests, I'm down.
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>>44473520
I already feel dead.
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>>44473520
Dem tittays and dat ass are to die for, anon. Is that what you meant?
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VOTES CALLED A WHILE AGO, FORGOT TO SAY WHILE I WAS WRITING
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Found something a while back.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKys9_8r5pc
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>>44473576
>implying Naka isn't good the way she is.
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>>44473569
Having had yandere girlfriends before, let me say this.

NOT FUN.

That is all.
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>>44473433
Shouldn't that mean it'd be pointless to try and keep her broadsides on them?
I imagine the PT boats would accelerate into the broadside firing arc to launch their fish at a bigger profile.

Is that how they operate? Naval newfag guessing
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>>44473578
BE NOT CONCERNED, WE'RE HATCHING A CUNNING PLOY TO INCREASE THE SIZE OF THE FUEL TANKS AND FLIGHT DECKS OF THE SHIPSLUTS.
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>>44473578
>Implying you were doing shit
>Implying you weren't shitposting/fucking a slave boi/drinking wine/not paying denbts
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>>44473512

The angry sex will be AMAZING.
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>>44473559
What are you drinking?
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>>44473596
>implying more Naka wouldn't be better
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>>44473609
But Deme never pays denbts?
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>>44473606
Implants?
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>>44471538
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thirteen_Days_%28film%29
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>>44473534
Your attempt at reverse psychology is noted.

>>44473559
Get some water and aspirin. Or coffee.

>>44473576
>>44473569
Well, that's one way to see it, I suppose.

An incredibly shortsighted, suicidal way, but a way nonetheless.
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>>44473599
>yandere
considering it just means psychotic bitch to any sane person, that makes sense.
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but what if it's like sakura taisen and you increase your fleet's battle power through love points in a dating sim interface?
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>>44473614
This is not angry sex. Angry sex is all the odd-numbered times Naka and Harder fuck.

This is Revenge Sex, where you try and do as much damage as possible to the partner while still getting off. Yandere girlfriends taught me much.
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>>44473616
Tonight it's a nice cheap bottle of Jack, I'm out of good stuff. Need to restock my Rebecca Creek and Makers
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>>44473609

"Slave" is not the PC term, anon!
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>Smug Ensign.jpg
I never did like that guy in the anime.
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>>44473645
I enjoy being drunk thank you very much Anon.
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>>44473605
Torps at a presented broadside is a good situation for them, since it requires large effort to clear the threat zone.
However, torps at a fleeing stern is also a good situation for them, since it requires a long effort to clear the threat zone.
Torps at a bow aspect aren't good for them... but with their speed they can easily convert an approaching carrier i to a multi-axis set of spreads.
See attached manual
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>>44473682
Nothin wrong with cheap booze. I got a buddy who swears by $10 wine.

Hoist one for me. I can't consume and I could use a shot.
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>>44473519
That's a strong argument you've got there. anon.
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>>44473695
The correct term is "writefags"
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You know which ever shit eating dog fucker who decided to do that screenshot thing can have his entire family die in a fire. Jesus. I try to solve things diplomatically and some cheebye decides to pour more fuel into the fire?

I hope your entire family goes into prostitution.
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Get an actual yandere. Not a yangire masquerading as a yandere.
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>>44473645
But tomorrow I'll be doing all three of those.
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>not the PC term, anon!
Why do you expect PC from 4chan?
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Hey, does everybody remember the news report from a few threads back? Where the Vietnamese were getting assisted by something referred to as a "Grey Ghost"?

I did some digging and found that the likely culprit was the USS Frank E. Evens. She was at least half sunk in the area after a collision with HMAS Melbourne that split her in two.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_Frank_E._Evans
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>>44473728
>Stirring up drama this hard

Don't you have anything better to do on a Wednesday night?
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>>44473728
it'll be ok lil' buddy
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>>44473099
And there was much rejoicing!
>>44473175
ckk185 thank you very much.
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>>44473728
Calm the hell down and shut the duck up, mate
>>44473721
See >>44473718
It really depends on what aspect they're incoming from
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>>44473682
Get some Woodford Reserve, now that's the good shit.
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>>44473752
A pissed off old Gearing? Maybe, but I'd expect her to throw a few shells at any Vietnamese military ships who get too close.
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>>44473704
you just can't handle ohgami's swag
i bet you preferred leftenant ladyboy the crossdressing doormat from the fifth game
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>>44473720
Knocking back another shot. God this stuff is a good burn going down... Where is my rum? Cause that'll be the next alcohol.
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>>44473795
>>44473682
>No mention of Jeremiah Weed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bqx2wIQtKo
Really guys?
Really?
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>>44473752
a gray ghost eh
>>44473804
Allen M. Sumner-class destroyer anon
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>>44473795
I'd kill for some of that shit. It is God tier bourbon IMO.
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>>44473774
It depends really? On one hand if theres like two or three of em left? Presenting broadsides to try and finish them off is argubly better option but still risky.

More than that? Ruuuuuuuuuuuun.
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>>44473819
Thanks for that. I feel better.
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>>44473804
I imagine that she'd be even more pissed off at the Aussies.

Wait a sec...
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>A dozen PT boats spawning within raping distance of a carrier
Cheating fucking whores
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>>44473645

See, everyone who bitches at tripfags?

You can still tell who they are. They don't immediately become one of the faceless masses just because they gave up their identification.

Letting them tripfag just lets you filter them. Now, you'll have to deal with his "obnoxiousness" without any way to censor it for your sensitive eyes.

Congratulations.
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>>44471578
There's another more simple and less spooky explanation for why she's falling apart.

Her ship half isn't being maintained by the fairies anymore. Her boilers are cold, her repairs are half assed and possibly using magical scrap metal.

And why is that?

It's simple, because she is a ship that does not fight and because of that she is a useless ship that doesn't have a high priority.

A ship that rots at anchor does nothing but sit there and rust, and that is what Naka is doing, she is rotting at anchor because she no longer has a crew willing to fight because she does not want to fight.

She's not turning abyssal she's turning into scrap metal. I wouldn't be surprised if the Fairies aren't cannibalizing her for parts.
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>>44473845
Ehhhhh. My ships has been in Reserve Fleet for too long. Took a best guess from the pic.
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>>44473807
ALL MALES IN SAKURA TAISEN A SHIIIITTTTT
MARIA TACHIBANA A BEST
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>>44473870
MY SCENARIO STANDS
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>>44473695
Right, it's "serving boy" isn't it?

>>44473708
Never understood the enjoyment of it myself. Alcohol is something to be savoured for its taste, in my mind. Inebriation is the consequence of over-indulging.

>>44473733
Well, of course. You'd just avoid having the hangover if you avoided getting completely drunk in the first place.

Well, that's my opinion, at least.

>>44473878
We have a smart and wise fellow here.
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>>44473924
>Never understood the enjoyment of it myself. Alcohol is something to be savoured for its taste, in my mind*. Inebriation is the consequence of over-indulging.

*too underaged to actually drink beyond what mom and dad give them
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>Drinking alcohol for the taste
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>>44473924
Alcohol takes like piss though
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>>44473959
>Thinking of lewds in the middle of an OP
This gets grunts killed on the front, anon.
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>>44473870
I misread that as 'raptor distance' and I want to see Essex doing the scene from Jurassic Park except with PT boats.
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>>44473731
Huh. That sounds kinda comfy.
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>>44473959

I thought she was wearing jeans and a tshirt?
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>>44473959
Shoukaku is probably incoherent with trauma right now, seeing as how a spread of torpedoes is what did her in.
http://www.combinedfleet.com/shoksink.htm
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>>44473924
>drinking for the taste

fucking why?
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>>44473924
>Never understood the enjoyment of it myself. Alcohol is something to be savoured for its taste, in my mind. Inebriation is the consequence of over-indulging.

This is how you know somebody hasn't drunk a day in his life.
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>>44474015
>>44473985
>>44473977
>>44473950
You are some seriously weak faggots if you cannot into scotch.
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>>44473986
Worth. It.
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>>44473924
There's a difference in my mind between absolutely plastered and the state of happily drunk I'm in right now.

Captcha is boats and SHOT!
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>>44474015
Because some people actually prefer to enjoy their first few drinks before then get hammered and drink the cheap shit.
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>>44473985
American alcohol, sure
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>>44474036
ho' boat!
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>>44474036
Merc pls
p
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>>44474029
>You are some seriously weak faggots if you cannot into scotch.

You are underage, Ridire. You don't even know what good drinks are.
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>>44473959
She and Arizona need to be invited to some extended night maneuvers.
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>>44474036
Tarin vs Hess mud fight was better.
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>>44473950
Hehe, I like the way you think, kinda. I'd like it more if I wasn't giving sober me shots to people at 0430
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>>44473870
it's the only way they can ever get a shot in
if the carrier wasn't isolated, out of formation and hadn't stupidly sent all her planes off to play d-day they would be soot smears on the horizon

surprised planefag isn't using the creepy-ass crackbaby PT boats though
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>>44474036
no it isn't
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>>44474007
Well then we should have Settle distract her by copping a feel of her ass.
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>>44473959
I think she's wearing casual clothes at the moment.
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>>44474059
>Ridire
I don't know who that is, but my drink of choice is Macallan 18. Has been for years.
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>>44474085
I know we're all about taking one for the team, but this really isn't the time.
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>>44474085
Yes please.
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>>44474112
>18

That shit's older than you are, kid.
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>>44474059
>scotch
>not good
This'll be good. So what are "good drinks"?
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>>44473846
I'm currently drinking screwdrivers, but I had a fair bit of woodford last night.

Which was great, I woke up with a mild hangover at 4 am, an hour before I got up for work. Better than oversleeping.
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>>44474074
It is when all the grunts are gonna die anyways!
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>>44474112
>Has been for years.

You misspelled weeks, underage b&.
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>>44473950
Well, at 27 years old as of... well, still today for you in America, I do believe I'm old enough to drink responsibly.

And I do drink responsibly.

>>44474015
>>44473985
Because some alcohols are quite good.

Unfortunately, they are rarely mass-production alcohols.

Good scotch of various types, for instance.

>>44474016
I'm Belgian. I was drinking beer with my mother's milk.

Rather, I can see that you've never drank anything that wasn't swill.

>>44474038
Well, if you're an happy drunk, all the better for you.

I'm not a happy drunk.

>>44474112
My favourite thus far is a nice single malt from Blair Athol, near Aberfeldy.
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>>44474085
Stress ball? The squeezy kind
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>>44474126
Why? Is it because it would encourage Kongou to try and give Goto a lap dance right in the middle of the OP?
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>>44473959
fundoshi a shit.
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>>44474146
Cocktails. Don't let anybody shame you into thinking otherwise.
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>>44474155
>I'm Belgian.

So you really don't know shit about drinking then, it's genetic
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>>44474061
Maybe feelthy can write it.
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jesus the rj nendo comes with a lot of parts
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>>44474184

I'll stick with good scottish whiskey, thanks.

The Japanese whiskeys are pretty good too now.
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>>44474177
She's not going to do it. This is Kongou following Settles advice on the fine art of acquiring Admirals. Subtle, subtle- let the Admiral come to you.
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You know anons, as much as I enjoy this booze talk. Can we go back to taking about ship sluts? It's more interesting to me... And I forgot what I was gonna say. SHIPSLUTS!
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>>44474190
What are you even trying to say?

>>44474184
I'm not usually a cocktail man myself. But I've enjoyed a few.
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>>44474245
Do you think Yamato likes Scotch?
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>>44474155
>Blair Athol
Never tried. I'll see if they've got it in the Class VI.

>>44474184
Some mixed stuff is okay, mostly weather and season dependent for me, though. Mojitos or sangria if its hot, mainly. I can do an unblended margarita, but booze slushies are shit.

Boxcars and all that other crap, though? I'll just take something top shelf neat.

>>44474226
I actually had a little of that when I was in Oki. The smokiness was a bit heavy for my tastes, but it wasn't half bad.
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>>44473997
of course it does. A Yandere just wants their beloved to be happy (And with THEM, not anybody else). They will resort to extreme measures to do so.
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>>44474276
Belgians are genetically predisposed to cowardice and shitty alcohol.
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Shokaku?

Shokaku
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>>44474126
It's ALWAYS the time... Unless they're patients or subordinates. Which removes most of my access base. At least I've got my wife still
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>>44474281
She strikes me more as a sake or tea kind of girl... Or maybe soft drinks, given her presenting them to the girls in the anime.

Also, this is turning out harder than I thought. Where's the IRC again? I may need to discuss this with the other writefags.
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>>44474245
Well, we can always debate whether Iowa or Yamato gets the pleasure of hauling Hate's ashes when Hate finally stops looking for death in all the wrong places.

Seriously, we saw Hornet making dreamcatchers out rebar. If any of the girls gets too energetic in bed, I can only imagine the carnage that would result.
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>>44474085
Who has a better ass Arizona or Shoukaku?
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>>44473997
To a virgin who plays visual novels, sure.
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>>44474306
Her and dragon girl are the only two IJN carriers I can into.
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>>44474337
Yamato.
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>>44474320
https://qchat.rizon.net/?channels=swq
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>>44474325
>Implying that's a bad thing.
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>>44474071
>surprised planefag isn't using the creepy-ass crackbaby PT boats though

saving those for something special dohoho
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>>44474224
are the plastic kantais more fun to collect than the digital ones?
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>>44474339
hi ridire
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>>44474337

Arizona but Shoukaku has the better overall package. Tits and ass and thighs.
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>>44474337
No question about it.
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>>44474337
I think its been posited that Ari has the ass Shou has the tits.
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>>44474379
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>>44474325
I'm gonna say Iowa, provided Hate doesn't just respawn in her Medbay. Oh my god if Hate dies and comes back as a fairy and somehow we just KNOW it's him.
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>>44474374
The plastic kind that you build yourself..at least that way you know where they've been...never by used.
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>>44474401

You win at one point.

But on the other hand.

No chest.
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>>44474337

Exhibit A
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>>44474424
>>44474401
DFC IS JUSTICE!
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>>44474306
More like ShoKEKu, am I right?

Especially after Best Girl gets back on the scene.
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>>44474372
>I gave Iku five bucks last night.
>What'd she do? Jump your torpedo?
>No, she left!
>Dohoho!
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>>44474406
Easy way to tell. He'd be the only fairy with knives for hands.
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>>44474337

Exhibit B
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>>44474401

Settle, stop pretending to be Arizona.

Go find her, apologize, and fuck her brains out.

You'll be doing both of you a great favour.
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>>44474439
Big tits are full of hopes and dreams.
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>>44474451
HAHA!!! That's SO true.
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>>44474439
>DFC
There's a reason this is illegal in Australia: fucking pedos. Your fetish is for pedos.
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>>44474440
> Gets excited about 7/10 ass

anon pls
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>>44474465
Shut up, Saru. This isn't Oda Nobuna.

>>44474448
>I invited Kaga to dinner just to piss her off.
>Wat? I thought she liked dinners? Where did you go anyway?
>A barbecue party.
>Dohohoho
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>>44474500
Try again.
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>>44474440
that might be too much ass
would you even get your hand back?
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>>44474401

He's got a fucking point though.

Though you're a roundeye, that counts for a fucking lot too.
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>>44474520

Fuuuuuck that castration machine woman thing
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>>44474523
Yo Hate! I got some intel of your future Abyssal capture OP.
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>>44474552

>Putting the dick to one of those fucking bitches

Please, bro. I got plenty of bad fucking options without leaving base as is.
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>>44474576
Part of me wants you to elaborate.

The rest knows there is no need for elaboration.
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>>44474406
Hmmm... Hate cursed with eternal life, doomed to a tug-of-war over his heart by two of the greatest warships known to man? Yes...
>>44474370
It would get him to Valhala, alright. At the very least, a seat at Ran's table.
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When?
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>>44474598
They're also fighting over his dick as well.
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>>44474613
Not with Crab around, no.
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>>44474500
>I wonder if Naka can sing tenor.
>Tenor?
>Yeah, Ten or Eleven miles away.
>Dohohoho!
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>>44474552
Best part? It's not even his! It's whatsisface's, who has the angle grinder and no respect for rank!
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>>44474632
Crab could use a bro.
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>>44474325

Yamato does have the leg up in actually having formed a friendship with him first.
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>>44474613
When Wayne Right and crab get tired of poking around inside of the girls and summon her.
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>>44474500
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>>44474648
Wainwright? When did he have the time to do that?
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>>44474637
>I thought I'd give Crab a vacation gift for Christmas.
>What did you get him?
>A Section 8.
>Dohohohoho!
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>>44474653

Yamato is like my fucking sister. I'd do anything, bar none, for her.

Iowa is...

You know what? naw. fuck you. We ain't going there tonight.
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>>44474576

So which of the gods do you favour, anyhow?

Friend of mine from work primarily worships Loki, apparently, and I once got him going on a long-ass tangent about why Thor was an overrated pussy. It was actually pretty interesting.
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>>44474651

Last time one of those little shits was in my shop, they decided it was a good idea to take the shrinkwrap off of an aluminum shipment with a sharp and no gloves.

I'm my own bro.
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>>44474613
he could use a shipslut
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>>44474613
penis machinists never
crab only
final destination
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NEW THREAD SOON

ARIZONA STOLE SETTLE'S TABLET AND WON'T GIVE IT BACK

PRETTY FUNNY DESU
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>>44474653
I'd say it's tied. Yamato has a working relationship with him over a common issue.
Iowa and him havn't met in a while, but they have a deeper connection caused by shared battle and taking care of each other.

Iowa's in the lead for me, but Yamato's more accessible now. Or they could share him...
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>>44474697
>mfw
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>>44474697
tell your sister to take her hands off your junk
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>>44474681
>Yamato is like my fucking sister. I'd do anything, bar none, for her.
Wincest~
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but flat is justice
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>>44474680
>What's wrong with you?
>It's either indigestion or Shoukaku's cooking. I hope it's indigestion.
>Why's that?
>Indigestion will get better!
>Dohohoho!
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>>44474681
As a drunk I advise this is a good thing.
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>>44474724
please anon, he's not planefag
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>>44474697
And apparently Kongou stole planefag's PC. Quickly Kongou, look through all of his filthy greek fatass grognard porn.
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>>44474719
Centipede a shit
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>>44474681
>do anything for her

does that include pound the tuna?
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>>44474681
incest is wincest
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>>44474681
dare ya to talk, fag

inb4 muh valkyrie tangent
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>>44474681
It's actually rather impressive that you managed to form such a close friendship with Yamato, Lieutenant.

I mean, it does speak very worryingly of your mental state that you can relate to a warship so well. It certainly points to very grave issues, at the very least, for both you and Yamato.

Still, it's very impressive.

>>44474697
Thank you, Kongo. We'd have never guessed.
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should I put the santa hat on my hoppo nendo or no
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Yamato and Arizona prove it- BB got back
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>>44474687
Repair Ship, Crab.
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>>44474681
Hoo boy. We gots confirmation on Hate's Waifu! Now we must determine interaction between Musashi and Hate, for the Yamato class just got a third!
>>
ARIZONA IS NOT FLAT
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>>44474724
>>44474758
>>44474763

Y'all some fucked up individuals.

>>44474765

In after Haha, try harder faggot.

>>44474767

My mental state is none of your fucking concern, bro.
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sammy on willie lewds when
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>>44474801

don't give a fuck, keep those little retards outta my shop
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>>44474803
>We gots confirmation on Hate's Waifu
Everyone knew this months ago.
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>>44474681
>implying you have enough balls to go there ever

Aren't you supposed to be a marine or some hot shit?
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>>44474806
If Arizona were any flatter in the chest she'd give Ryujou a run for her choppingboard status....hell she probably gets some great speed on a slip-and-slide.
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>>44474836
She knows more about the job than you, bro.
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>>44474836
Psh, once they have her around, they won't have anymore use for you, Crab.
And we both know that there are plenty of people on base who'd be more than pleased to see you gone.
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>>44474828
After practice one of the jap ship girls ran really fast by Willie while she was carrying training torps. Sammy was in front of her.

Willie was able to hold on to one torp while falling on Sammy. The torp went into Sammy's ass. Things happened.

The end.
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>>44474823
True.
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>>44474840
Well, now its better confirmation because Anon is sorta like a bear trap.

hit goes in, shit don't come out unless you have a 9/15 in pneumatic wrench and a warrant to tear the whole thing to fucking pieces.

I have neither warrant nor 9/15 pneumatic wrench nor bear trap.
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>>44474757
>Not wanting lewd tankers
Pls
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>>44474869
You're forgetting that he'd rather be gone than be here.
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>>44474864

hahahahahahaha
hahahahahahhahahahahhaa
hahahahahahahahahhahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahaha

okay, fine, sure, whatever
hire her, that way i can go make more money somewhere else - oh wait

you can't
fuck off
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>>44474849
He'll probably just go off on one of his "MUH GODDESS VALKYRIE" spiel.

>>44474803
Well, seeing as how we now know Ghost is Hate...
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>>44474870
that's literally the opposite of what was asked for
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>>44474869
And there would be much rejoicing from you, huh Crab?
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>>44474901
Thats why musashi never.
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>>44474728
>I hate that marine Hate. He's messed up in the head.
>Well, better keep him here than some air force jock.
>Why's that?
>At least Hate knows how to use ROCKETS AND FUEL together!
>dohohohoho
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>>44474909
Only in who was doing what to who...maybe. I don't really care.
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>>44474724
>>44474823
Nah, Hate's being a bro and leaving that line open for the rest of us to get shot down.

Haaah, it's funny because Yamato's out of anyone's league.
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>>44474861
NOT
FLAT
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>>44474945
Yeah she's flushed.
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>>44474901
She'd never appear because Deme dislikes Musashi's design.
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>>44474886
To be honest, after all the shit hes pulled as is, he probably belongs in a military prison.
But we also all know that won't happen.
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>>44474945
You're right Morgaine shaded her pretty nicely.
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>>44474945
>BB-39
>rig says BB-38
WHICH IS IT CHING CHONG?!
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>>44474936
>I love planefag.
>He's that little bundle of talent that keeps this quest going.
>Should we kill him now before he ruins everything?
>Dohohoho!
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>>44474945
Well, compared to at least 90% of the rest of the fleet she's pretty flat.
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>>44474687
i'm headscratching at this a bit
are you mad because you got the navy to shell out the extra dosh for pre-polished sheet stock and they covered it in scratches and greasy thumb prints?

shit bro it's not like they used your gage blocks as woodruff keys
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>>44474973
On the other hand some of the shit he's pulled has literally saved our asses. Remember the tree incident?
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>>44474995
Compared to evrn some destroyers she's pretty flat.
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>>44474945
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtB_jvznaNM
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>>44474945
Are you sure? I'm squinting and it's still kinda hard to tell.
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>>44474995
/tg/entlemen, two words here.

Compression bras.
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>>44475025
Comparing to DD DDs is unfair
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>>44475036
Since when do shipgirls wear bras?
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>>44474945
Not bad really but her outfit doesn't emphasize it, that and BBs are generally expected to have a BIG GUNS.

But she's basically dwarfed by most BBs and Carriers (the ones bigger than Shoukaku)
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>>44474945

Girl ain't got no tits. Sorry bro, facts are fuckin facts.
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Flat is justice anyway
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>>44474901
huh, that looks more like relief than pain. maybe she'd wrapped too tight.
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>>44474994
>I bet Iku is a two-yen whore
>Why's that?
>Sucks both in and out of the water.
>Dohoho!
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Arizona is the Battleship of the Grand Flat Fleet! No tits allowed!
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>>44475072
much like with real life women, you are bad at reading expressions
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>not being an ass man
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>>44474973

You base this on your extensive military legal knowledge and the fact that I saved a flag-rank retard's life, right?

Fuck you, timberfucker and i deserve a medal.

>>44474999

Okay, i'm gonna come to where you work and dick everything you have planned up for that day so bad that you have to spend the entire day, not just the work day, but a whole 24 hour period buffing and cleaning metal.
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>>44475051
Some do, some don't. Just because Kongou enjoys the feeling of being a bouncing bit of fun doesn't mean they all do. Besides, after a while, sufficiently large breasts hurt unsupported
>>44475072
Yep.
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>>44475051
Many do. Mostly the smaller ones, ironically.
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>>44475109
>being an ass man
They're like fake tits without the fun bits attached.
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>>44475080
>I didn't know the Sendai-class could do that.
>Be that talented?
>No, be that bad.
>Dohohoho!
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>>44475128
>prisonschool.jpg
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>>44475128
>tits
>fun bits
not better than a juicy ass
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>>44475109
Ass tits and thighs man.
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>>44475109
>>44475128
Wise man once said

>"Tits are life. Ass is hometown."
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>>44475115
Well, technically, considering that your only hobby is attempting to traumatize shipgirls, the greatest hope humanity has against the abyssals, yeah, at least a BCD.
But hey, nobody faces consequences for trolling in a planefag quest, except anon.
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>>44475191
And thighs are for rubbing your face in.
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>>44475128
>Asses are fake tits
I have never seen someone so wrong before.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4oDw9MTaMQQ
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>>44475182
>If Naka sung about our fights, do you think it'd be an epic?
>No, it'd be a tragedy.
>Dohohoho!
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>>44475203

yeah, nah. You're fucking retarded.
>>
shitposting has reached critical levels, update sorely needed
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>>44475248
You wanna elaborate, or is that your only comeback to anything?
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>>44475267
Planefag is trying to reach decu-tier of post times per run, and forgetting details in his own quest.

Maybe next thread will be cut short so he can play videogames/because he got out-trolled.
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>>44474901

Or, ya know. I won't fucking talk about it because you don't fucking rate. Ask Settle how many people rate. go on, ask. Protip: fucking one. And her fucking name is Yamato.

>>44474941

Yes. She is. I'm glad you realize that. We can go drinking sometime
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>>44475150

new thread. no voting options yet, gimme a second.
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>>44475267
You mean this update?
>>44475150
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>>44475273

"oh no, mai waifu got a little scared because she is constantly bothering the only person rated to repair structural and hull damage on other ships at this fucking post! And since he's the only guy on post that's rated to do it, he has an incredibly busy schedule and timetable! Better throw that guy in jail for having a modicum of fun!"

Yeah, you're fucking retarded.
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>>44475319
yes,



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