>Other
GRAB THE MATES AND GO GLASS SOME CUNTS.
FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL.
'STAYA CUNT.

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>>44274298
>>"Aw garn Mel, it'll be fine."

>>44274298
>"Aw garn Mel, it'll be fine."

>>44274298
>"Aw garn Mel, it'll be fine."

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>>44274298
>"Aw garn Mel, it'll be fine."

>>44274298
>"It's alright if you don't wanna come, Mel, we can do something else."

>>44274298
>>"Aw garn Mel, it'll be fine."

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GITREKTSYDNEY

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>>44274298
"Aw garn Mel, it'll be fine. You won't even have to drink. Right, Georgy?"
"Yeah cuz, it'll be totally fine. There'll be plenty of other girls too." He throws you a wink. "Alright I'll go let Freddy know. And bring some booze!"
"Alright mate I'll see you!"
Mel chews her lip, and you pat her on the shoulder. "It'll be fine, Mel. Me and Gemma will be there. You'll be able to meet some new people."
"I don't really want to meet new people, though," Mel says. "But, fine, I'll come. Don't make me do anything bad, though, alright? And no one can hear about this."
"Uh, well I can do the first part," you say. "But it's kinda hard to keep a secret on what happens at these things. The crew likes a brag."
Mel sighs. "Fine then, but my mum can't know, alright?"
"I can do that. It's not like we haven't done worse, though." You put your arm around her.
"Yeah, that's true," She says. "Lunch is nearly over, I gotta run." She gives you a quick kiss. "See ya Ross, Gemma."
"See ya sexy!" Gemma says and waves. After Mel leaves earshot, Gemma leans up to you. "You really meant all that, Ross? Because Mel can be a seriously hot slut, y'know."

>Of course I meant all that
>Tempting, but no
>Tell me more
>Other

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SIX MONTHS OUT OF PRACTICE

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>>44275355
>Tell me more

>>44275355

>Of course I meant all that

>>44275355
>tell me more
bogan harem quest go

>>44275355
>>Tell me more

OI CUNT HURRY IT UP

>>44275355
>>>Of course I meant all that

>>44275355
>Tempting, but no

>>44275355
>Tell me more
We should see if we can find some pingas, kick this party into high gear.

>>44275355
>>Of course I meant all that
Mel is our chaste waifu, Gemma our hot slut

>>44275355
"Tell me more," you say.
Gemma leans in real close to whisper in your ear. "Okay so you didn't hear this from me, but I heard that Freddy scored some good shit. 'Surprise punch' that's meant to make us girls... loosen up, you get me?"
"What, like, Spanish Fly?"
"Spanish whatsit? No like viagra for girls."
"That actually exists?" You ask.
"Apparently," Gemma replies.
"How do you know it's good and it's not going to kill you or whatever?"
"Okay, well, Wednesday night I went over to Fred's place and I tried some. I was going for hours, it was aaaamazing. And I was totally fine afterwards and so satisfied."
"Yeah but you're always up for it, so what's that meant to prove?"
"It just works, okay? And I say we give Mel a taste and let her loose."

>Nope
>Okay, fine, but we don't let her know.
>Other

>>44275810
>Nope
Mel is our waifu, not slutty

>>44275810
>>Nope

>>44275810
>Nope
"She only goes that long if you can make it worth her while"

>>44275810
>Nope
>You should go for it though

>>44275810
>Nope
But we should grab some for our next private party with her

>>44275810
"Nah, no way," you say. "This sounds sketch as fuck. It's spiking the drinks, right?"
"Aw come on, most of the girls know," Gemma says. "It's fine."
"Most?"
Gemma grins. "Not any of the plus ones."
"Okay, no, I don't want Mel to be some drugged up slut. She's nice the way she is."
"But Ross it would be so hot, think about it. She wouldn't be able to resist, she'd be creaming her panties. Come onnnn."
"Nahp, no. Not gonna do that to my best friend."
"Ugh, fiine," Gemma whines. "Have it your way then. But you're still coming to the party, right? It's gonna be huge!"

>Look, I'll come. But I won't be drinking any punch and neither will Mel.
>I'll come if Fred doesn't do this punch bullshit, otherwise no.
>Maybe I should tell someone about this, it's kinda fucked up
>Other

>>44276077
>Look, I'll come. But I won't be drinking any punch and neither will Mel.

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>>44276077
>Maybe I should tell someone about this, it's kinda fucked up

>>44276077
>I'll come if Fred doesn't do this punch bullshit, otherwise no.

>>44276077
>>I'll come if Fred doesn't do this punch bullshit, otherwise no.

Reading the archive for this, this is the funniest fucking thing I've read in a long time. I thought 'Strayans were un-funny britbong wannabes, but you've proven this 'murrican wrong.

>>44276077
"I'll come as long as there's no spiking drinks, otherwise nope."
"Oh come on Ross. Stop being a downer!"
"I'm not being a downer! This is messed up!"
"Oh fuck you Ross, you used to be cool before you hooked up with Mel."
"What!? I'm still cool? Do you not remember the the threesome?"
"Whatever," Gemma says. "Go talk to Fred about the drink spiking." She storms off as the bell rings for class. You don't know what her deal is, it's not like you've changed since you start going out with Mel. Right?

* * *

A couple hours later, school ends. Mel's mum is back from work for tonight and is picking her up, and you can't find Gemma anywhere. You'll have to walk home alone, or do something else.

>Try and find Fred
>Call up Gemma
>Head to the shops
>Head home
>Other

>>44276681
>>Try and find Fred

>>44276681
>Try and find Fred

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>>44276681
>Head to the shops
Stock up on shit

>>44276681
>>Try and find Fred

>>44276681
>>Try and find Fred
FRED YOU MONG
I missed this so much you faggot

>>44276681
>Try and find Fred

>>44276681
You try and search for Fred among the crowd of leaving students, but can't find him. You pull out your phone and text him.
"whr u @? need 2 tlk"
The reply is quick. "walkin home m8, y?"
His house is in the next neighbourhood, on the other side of the park. The houses are bigger there and more posh, though everyone knows his dad is a mob boss. "meet me @ prk"
"righto"

You get to the park ten minutes later, and head to The Spot. Fred's waiting for you.
"Aye mate what's garn? You wanna talk 'bout sommin?"
You get straight to the point. "What's this about spiking drinks at ya party tomorrow night?"
"Oh yeah you heard about that? Yeah mate it's gunna be fuckin legendary, got this shit that makes sluts go right for it, strippin off an shit, seriously mate you wouldn't believe it. It's gunna be a fuckin orgy aye."
"But what's this about not telling anyone? Like some of these girls won't even know."
"ya right, well, it might be illegal aye? I dunno, but fuckin', don't want a coppa findin out about it. Would get fuckin' right stitched up aye, family already got tha sorta reputashun. And like, some of these girls, right? fuckin tight lookin' sluts, but they won't put out. I know they want it, though, fuckin' every chick's a slut at heart haha. This shit just sets em free."
"Nah mate, that's kinda fucked. You shouldn't be giving people drugs without them knowing. I won't come and neither will my friend."
"What? Fuck, Ross, nah mate, ya the fuckin' life of the party, you can't go and fuckin' ditch. Some of these sluts were only gonna come cuz you was."
"It's not my problem, Fred," you say. "Unless you want to get rid of the sex drugs?"
"Get rid of- fuckin', dude, y'know how much I fuckin' spent on that shit? Shit was upwards of a coupla hundred dollarydoos, mate. I'm not gonna throw it out cuzza this."
"Well then I'm not comin'," You say.

1/2

>>44277054
You start heading out of The Spot when Fred grabs your arm. "Alright, Ross, fuckin', look, aye? Original plan was, we tell 'em at the door and we keep the sex in the basement, but then Georgie boy came and convinced me of the other way, said it'd be fine, right? So look, I'll talk with Georgy. We'll go and fuckin', go back to the original plan, aye? And if tha sluts don't want a part of it, they can stay upstairs and have a regular ol' party, right? And if they're fuckin' up for it, they can come down. Fuckin', drug's fuckin' useless, but fuckin', y'know, fuck, I can use it another time, aye? In private or somethin."

>Okay, sounds like a deal
>Nah mate, still doesn't sound that great, I'm not coming.
>Other

>>44277061
>>Okay, sounds like a deal

>>44277061
>>Nah mate, still doesn't sound that great, I'm not coming.

This guy's a cunt.

did I do it right?

>>44277127
not really no

>>44277127
if you mean it as an insult, you need an added insult on top of cunt

like shitcunt, or pisscunt, something like that

>>44277240
>>44277258
Well shit, I have a million insults, they just wouldn't apply because I'm a Texan.

>>44277061
>>Nah mate, still doesn't sound that great, I'm not coming.

i dont want my mates in jail is all

>>44277061
>>Okay, sounds like a deal

>>44277061
>>Okay, sounds like a deal

We can just not drink it and tell Mel to not drink it.

calling it here

>>44277418
the vote, not the quest

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>>44277061
"So you'll keep that shit out of the way? And Me and Mel can enjoy the party without any of that shit?"
"Yeah mate, yeah," Ross says.
"Alrighty, I'll come," You relent.
"Alright, mate, fuckin' great! I'll let Georgy Boy know. But, uh, Ross? Could ya just fuckin' relax, aye?"
The fuck? "What're you talking about, Fred?"
"Look, Rosso, mate, don't get mad but, fuckin', ya've been a stick in the mud for the last few weeks, ever since ya hooked up with that slut that lives near ya. Like, fuckin aye, loosen up a bit, wouldja? Wouldn't hurt."
"I'll think about it, mate, but I don't really know what everyone's been going on about."
"Okay Ross, I'll see ya tomorrow mate," Fred says as he scrambles through the trees.
"Alright Fred, take care of yourself."
You head home yourself, glad that that's sorted.

- - - - -

Continue this tomorrow or later tonight after I've had dinner?

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>>44277054
>dollarydoos

>>44277708
Whichever works for you boss

>>44277708
Depends on when 'tonight' is for you, I'm gmt -6 so I'll be going to bed soon.

>>44277744
sup lurk

I'll have dinner in an hour or more and see how I'm feeling. If not then I'll let you guys know it's tomorrow.

>>44277761
Dinner ends around 8pm my time, which makes it...
5am Eastern America and 2am Western America

>>44277808
ya fuck it we'll continue this tomorrow! then it's party time I guess.

>>44277808
>living in eastern australia
my condolences

>>44277808
~4am my time.
OH WELL, SLEEP'S OVERRATED ANYWAY

>>44277818
thanks for running mate