>>44255921
>>Dunk her in some water to cool her off.
Time for some emergency repair!

>>44255921
>Get her to the repair dock, pronto!

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>>44255921
>Dunk her in some water to cool her off.
Oh boy here we go

>>44255921
>Dunk her in some water to cool her off.

Live, from /tg/, it's FRIDAY NIGHT
This week, ACI gets more goy tourneys as well as challenges to celebrate the announcement of AC7 stay hype buddies
Why do I still do these?

>>44255921
>>Dunk her in some water to cool her off.

Quickly we have to cool down her boiler

>>44255921
>>Other
Ask if/how you can help her. If she fails to respond, then it's serious, so take her to the repair docks.

>>44255921
>>Dunk her in some water to cool her off.
then
>>Get her to the repair dock, pronto!

and the star wars hype is real. Hopefully i can find time to watch it.

>>44255921
>Dunk her in some water to cool her off.

>>44255921
>Splash some water on her face to cool her off.
It's not very nice to dunk little girls.

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>>44256001
I hear people on /m/ are complaining about the lack of Y-wings and TIE interceptors, though.

>>44255982
Because Strangereal compels you

>>44255921
>>Dunk her in some water to cool her off.

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>>44255921
>Dunk her in some water to cool her off.

>>44255921
Forgive me, I'm not an engineer -- but I thought that hot boilers exploded if they came into contact with cold water...

>>44256134
Those aren't her boilers overheating
It's her waku waku

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Posting best Abyssal

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>>44256377
Wrong.

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>>44255921
Thinking fast, you quickly pick up the poor overheating shipgirl and dash over to the nearby shoreline, where you quickly dunk her in. You wince as the massive steam explosion as hot air and gas blow past you like a gust of wind. The steam begins to clear, showing Anna now back to her regular color.

"W-w-what happened? Where am I!?" Anna stammers as her head darts from side to side.

"You were overheating, so I uh, tossed you in the water to cool you off." You say somewhat apologetically. "Sorry about that."

"N-n-n-no! It's m-my fault!" Anna insists. "I-I'm very prone to overheated like that!"

>It's no problem.
>You got a story behind that?
>But that just makes you even cuter~!
>Other

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>>44256377
Ah, another man of refined taste

>>44256419
>>But that just makes you even cuter~!

>>44256419
>You got a story behind that?
>But that just makes you even cuter~!

>>44256419
>But that just makes you even cuter~!

>>44256419
>>You got a story behind that?
>>But that just makes you even cuter~!

>>44256419
>You got a story behind that?

>>44256419
>But that just makes you even cuter~!

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>>44256419
>But that just makes you even cuter~!
SINKING THIS SHIP WITH NO SURVIVORS

>>44256419
>>You got a story behind that?

>>44256419
>No problem, that just makes you even cuter.
>You got a story behind that?
Say the first bit totally casually, and get the second bit out before she can process what we've just said.

>>44256419
>>You got a story behind that?
>>But that just makes you even cuter~!

>>44256430
Here's hoping we'll see a young Dision in AC7

>>44256419
>>44256468
This

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>>44256377
>>44256404
Speaking of Abyssals, perhaps only higher class Abyssals have the brainpower to make conversation.

>>44256501
I don't much care, I'm just clearing out weeklies over here

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>>44256501
>Dat last abyssal
Why the fuck is Yukari Takeba an Abyssal now?

>>44256419
>>You got a story behind that?

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>>44256501
>inb4 conspiracies

>>44256419
>You got a story behind that?

>>44256419
>>But that just makes you even cuter~!

>>44256419
>>But that just makes you even cuter~!

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>>44256419
"But that makes you even cuter~!" You chuckle as you pinch her cheek. You can feel the flesh of her cheek heating up, and the water she's still sitting in starts to bubble and steam again.

"R-really?" Anna squeaks, her face now a pinkish red.

"Really!" You give a wide grin.

"Gaaaaaaaaaaaay."

Both you and Anna whip your heads around to see two girls in swimsuits standing just a few feet away, having seemingly just materialized out of the water. Judging from the rigs still mounted on their backs, you deduced that they were submarines. Couldn't tell which class they were, though. All subs looked the same to you, honestly, and they all blew up just the same, as well. You note the numbers "247" and "227" stenciled on their swimsuits.

"So? You two gonna kiss or what?" 247 gives a wide grin.

>No waaaaaaay
>WATCH ME
>I BANISH THEE, UNHOLY SUBMARINES
>Other

>>44256864
>>No waaaaaaay

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>>44256864
>WATCH ME

>>44256864
>>I BANISH THEE, UNHOLY SUBMARINES

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>>44256864
>Other
>Whats a kiss?

>>44256864
>WATCH ME
MAXIMUM GAY

>>44256864
>>WATCH ME

>>44256864
>I BANISH THEE, UNHOLY SUBMARINES

>>44256864
>>WATCH ME

>>44256864
>>I BANISH THEE, UNHOLY SUBMARINES
in joking tone, ofc.

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>>44256864
>WATCH ME

>>44256864
>I BANISH THEE, UNHOLY SUBMARINES
There's enough homo for everyone present.

>>44256864
>WATCH ME

>>44256864
>I BANISH THEE, UNHOLY SUBMARINES
Careful there, Subs tend to be really lewd. too lewd.

>>44256864
>IT'S NOT GAY IF IT'S UNDERWAY~!
>WATCH ME.

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>>44256941
By whose word?

>>44256864
>>44256893

THis

>>44256864
>>I BANISH THEE, UNHOLY SUBMARINES

>>44256864
>>WATCH ME

Oh poor Anna. Who am I kidding she'll love this

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>>44256864
>I BANISH THEE, UNHOLY SUBMARINES

>>44256941
>>44256968
So are they wearing those fancy Olympic Swimsuits that people throw millions of dollars into R&D, or are they wearing those fanservicey SKINTIGHT suits that show everything?

>>44256864
>>44256875
Changing my vote to
>>44256893
This

>>44256990
Both, if the pic is anything to go by

>>44256864
>>44256893
Going for this. Howl is ignorant.

besides fuck the u-boats. (The ship not the shippers)

>>44257028
Nice b8, but in Kancolle there is only /u/

>>44256864
>>WATCH ME

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>>44257028
>Fuck the U-boats
Sure

>>44257044
its either /u/ or /teikoku/

>>44257044
I wasn't trying to bait,

Also tell that to the admirals

>>44257072
Amen


>>44257077
Except the admiral already has Sammy

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>>44256864
"OH YEAH? WATCH ME!" You snap, not wanting to be shown up by a pair of goddamn SUBMARINES. You pick Anna in your arms and bring your face close to hers, getting read to kiss her on her...

>Forehead
>Cheek
>Mouth

>>44257120
>Forehead
Shorter people are even cuter.

>>44257120
>>Cheek
we are a wholesome DD

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>>44257028
>fuck the u-boats

>>44257120
>Mouth

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>>44257120
>Mouth

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>>44257120
>>Mouth

>>44257120
>>Forehead

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>>44257120
>>Mouth

FULL SPEED! THE RIDE NEVER ENDS!

>>44257120
>>Cheek

>>44257120
>>Forehead
Hoel's a kissless virgin

>>44257120
>>Forehead

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>>44257120
>Forehead
IMOUTO TIME

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>>44257120
>>Mouth

WITH TONGUE!

And hand-holding!

>>44257120
>>Forehead

>>44257120

>Forehead

>>44257120
>Mouth
It ain't gay if it's underway

>>44256501
>only higher class Abyssals have the brainpower to make conversation.

Some are straight up bloodthirsty or they really get off on inflicting pain. Like as bad as, "Yeah there's no use trying to talk to you now, I'mma put you down like a dog."

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>>44257120
>>Mouth
This is going to be Awkward as FUCK

>>44257120
>Forehead

>>44257120
>>Mouth
Is Anna going to literally explode?

>>44256990
It doesn't really matter, the clothes really don't impact performance.

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>>44257120
>Forehead
>Then turn around and kiss 247 on the lips
JUST

>>44257120
>>Mouth

Our sisters are gonna have the time of their lives when they hear about this

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>>44257120
>Mouth

>>44257242
WILD BEAT

>>44257120
>forehead

>>44257120

>>44257242
>2nd'd

>>44257120
>>Forehead

Destroyers are not for lewds?

>>44257242
>>44257254

>that realization the song was describing sex from a female view

We're giving up our first kiss to somebody who isn't Wo-tan? What a waste.

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>>44257120
>Mouth


>>44257279
Sweet Summer child

>>44257120
>>Forehead

>>44257290
>tfw the English International version is equally lewd

>>44257120
>>Mouth

The time where there are more votes then voters.

>>44257352
That's yuri for you

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>>44257373

>>44257352
>votes for non-pairing related choices
>a handful of anon
>votes for waifu or /u/ content
>whole /tg/ votes

always

>>44257352
>>44257373
Or the guy samefagging Forehead

>>44257352
Girls kissing girls brings out all the samefags. Shame nobody ever learns to stop drawing them out.

>>44257373
Now now, don't despair, there's no reason to rule her out as Bisexual Master Race yet.

>>44257427
With anon? It was ruled out before the quest even began.

>>44257421
You seem upset

>>44257120
>mouth

>>44257120

>mouth

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>>44257120
>27 votes
>24 unique IPs

Well well well, it looks like people have been very naughty tonight! Looks like we'll just have to do this the old fashioned sudden death method!

Input the vote number and the vote number ONLY. Any votes with additional formatting besides the post link will be ignored! Vote closes five minutes from this post's time stamp!

1. Mouth
2. Forehead

>>44257510
2

>>44257510
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>>44257510
2

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>>44257510
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>>44257510
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>>44257510
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>>44257510
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>>44257510
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>>44257510
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>>44257510
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>>44257510
>2.

>>44257510
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>>44257510
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>>44257510
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>>44257510
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>>44257532
>>44257545
>>44257561
Vote properly, you fucks.

>>44257510
1

>>44257454
The risk is some damned waifu coming front and center. Hoel spreading the lewd around to her fellow shipgirls and any sailor brave enough to approach is good fun and in-character for a live-fast, die-young destroyer; the voting base deciding she and Anna need to move in together and get a cat is when it's all over.

>>44257510
2

>>44257588
I just wanted Hoel to have an awkward kiss, I don't wan to marry Anna or anything.

>>44257510
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>>44257510
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>>44257510
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>>44257627
Last vote, so we'll be counting from here!

>>44257611
>I just wanted Hoel to have an awkward kiss, I don't wan to marry Anna or anything.

Well, you know how the waifu wars begin. Which is clearly why we should should just vote for Hoel to flirt (and/or lewd) with everyone, so we avoid the trap.

>>44257611
We're not Tolkienian elves. One kiss does not an eternal bonding make. Probably.

>>44257702
She's a destroyer not a sub.

>>44257510
1

>>44257716
I think people were just freaking out. Ain't no biggy but I know better than to try to waifu in a Merc quest.

>>44257733
And she's not a loli, either, so what's your point?

>>44257775
Not to mention a merc quest with lesbians.

>>44257775
It's pretty obvious that there are still people reading quests who are afraid of anything remotely resembling /u/, or that fascist liberal agenda.

>>44257510
2

>>44257808
The latter is a thing though.

I voted for it not to give the subs the satisfaction.

>>44257808
Look at MGNQ, it baited to /u/ and it's positively infested with it.

>>44257842
What's wrong with /u/? Nothing wrong with Roleplaying a girl that likes girls. Christ Alive

>>44257858
There's nothing wrong with it, the problem is that once it get's going the /u/fags just don't know when to stop.

>>44257858
Questers seem to like to get triggered over every vote
See: Rockets/Fuel, Kitty Hawk

>>44257888
>Kitty Hawk
FRANK ONLY DID WHAT HE CAN DO AT THAT TIME.

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>>44257888
The age-old debate

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>>44257510
Well, if you were gonna do it, you might as well go ALL THE WAY. As the sailors said, it's not gay if it's underway! Whatever that means. You lean in and press your lips against Anna's. It immediately feels like kissing a hot iron, no doubt to Anna's cooling issues. Anna squirms in alarm at first, but eventually gives in, letting your lips have their way with hers as they rather sloppily mashed together. After a few seconds, you pull away, with Anna having gone into full lockdown mode again. You drop her back into the water and are engulfed by another steam cloud.

"Mmmmmm... kinda awkward looking. I give it a 6 out of 10." 247 frowns. "It's like it's your first time kissing or something!"

"It is." Both you and Anna say simultaneously.

"Oh, well that explains it!" 247 laughs. "Ya really need to take some lessons, isn't that right, Darter?"

"Well, in my opinion, kissing is something that has to be learned through experience. It's not something that can be taught." Darter shrugs. "Besides, Dace. You can't expect every other ship here to be like us."

"Well of course! Our relationship is special~!" Dace giggles as she nuzzles her head against Darter's cheek.

Anna remains quiet, sitting in the water as she still tries to process what's happening. You see a strand of hair above her forehead rapidly twitching as well.

>So uh, who are you two, exactly?
>GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
>Other

>>44257969
>>GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

>>44257969
>So uh, who are you two, exactly?
Remember - it's not gay if it's underway.

>>44257969
>>So uh, who are you two, exactly?

>>44257969
>So uh, who are you two, exactly?

>>44257969
>>GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

>>44257969
>>GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
>>So uh, who are you two, exactly?

>>44257969
>GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

>>44257969
>So uh, who are you two, exactly?
>GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

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>>44257969
>So uh, who are you two, exactly?
I forget, Darter and Dace were our recon subs last Op, right?

>>44257969
>>So uh, who are you two, exactly?
and where can we get cool swimsuits like those?

>>44257969
>So uh, who are you two, exactly?

>>44257969
>>So uh, who are you two, exactly?

>>44257969
>GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
Can we just tell these Shit-Subs to go away already?

>>44257969
>>So uh, who are you two, exactly?

They're like lewd versions of the Warner Bros. Chipmunks

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>>44258045
Whatchu sayin' bout subs there?

>>44257969
>>GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

Let's have fun and not be all serious.

I'm late! what did I miss?
got caught up in Aspiring Emperor Quest Redux
>>44257969
>GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

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>>44258083
Funtimes with Anna

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>>44258083
You missed awkward first kisses Chibs

>>44258083
aside of dunking Anna to water, nothing much.

>>44258083
According to anti-yuri/paranoia fags we married Anna

>>44258083
We need you to draw Hoel's first kiss with Anna now

>>44258115
Nobody has said that.

>>44257969
>>GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

>>44258129
Jokes anon, jokes

>>44258140
Misinformation is no joke, anon. It get's Shipgirls killed.

>>44258152
>Not get anon's joke
>Respond with another joke

Ok?

>>44258105
>awkward first kisses

Clearly should take the sub's advice and practice more. Johnston's probably up for it...

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>>44258199
Why don't you take a seat over there

>>44257969
>>So uh, who are you two, exactly?
>>GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

>>44258199
Just wait till we befriend a young man, then everyone will start making sex jokes and give us 'advice' (despite some of them not even being in relationships with men) even if we're just friends.

>>44258218
>So, uh, who are you two GAYS?

>>44258238
yesssssssss

>>44257969
>So uh, who are you two, exactly?

>>44258199
If Hoel's gonna practice it has to be with Portland. Convince her it'll prepare her for the Admiral.

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>>44258124

>>44258353
Just make it look like they're trying to devour each other.

>>44258353
Anna and Hoel, with their lips in contact, this particular action being preformed for the first time by both of them

>>44258377
That description is priceless

>>44258353
Kissing
You know, the thing with the lips

>>44258353
>inb4 we have to capture Hoppou-chan.

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>>44257969
"GAAAAAAAAAAY." You groan.

"Not gay if it's underway!" Dace giggles as she nuzzles even closer with Darter.

"Dace, please, not while we're still on mission." Darter shakes her head.

"But Daaaaaaaaaart." Dace whines. "It was such a looooooooong mission!"

"You've waited three days, you can wait five more minutes." Darter grumps as she carefully pushes Dace away.

"Fiiiiiiine." Dace pouts and turns to you, her expression instantly brightening. "Anyways, good on you for being good friends with Anna! She's a real nice ship, isn't that right?"

Anna can only just absentmindedly nod.

"Uh uh..." You look at the subs suspciously. "So, uh, who are you two exactly?"

"Well, we're only USS Dace and Darter, Gato-class submarines!" Dace says cheerfully as she pulls off her swim cap, revealing twin braided pigtails and light blue hair. Whether it was natural or dyed, you couldn't really tell. "I'm Dace, and miss fun and games here is Darter!"

"A pleasure." Darter nods. She's obviously the more serious of the pair. "You're Hoel, right?"

"How'd you know?" You blink.

"Pffft, who doesn't know who you are?" Dace rolls her eyes. "The famous Taffy 3!"

"Right." You nod.

"Anyways, Dace, we're overdue for our refit." Darter glances at her watch. One of those fancy waterproof ones. "We should be going."

"All right, all right." Dace laughs and waves. "Anyways, see ya, Hoel! Take good care of Anna for us! You should stop by the sub pen if you've got the time!"

"Um, yeah, I'll think about it." You say uncertainly as you wave back. "Subs are weird, aren't they, Anna? Anna?"

You turn to see Anna sitting in the water, a blank look on her face. It looked like she was still out of it.

>Maybe you really should take her to the repair dock.
>Shen should really take a look at her.
>Other

>>44258390
>>Shen should really take a look at her.
Sometimes we need a professional assessment

>>44258390
>>Maybe you really should take her to the repair dock.

I broke an Anna, plz help

>>44258390
>Shen should really take a look at her.

>>44258390
>Shen should really take a look at her.
I think we violated some docking procedures.

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>>44258390

>>44258390
>Shen should really take a look at her.

>>44258390
>>Shen should really take a look at her.

>>44258390
>>Shen should really take a look at her.

>>44258390
>>Maybe you really should take her to the repair dock.

Do we really want to have to explain to Shen how this happened?

>>44258390
>Shen should really take a look at her.

>twin braided pigtails
>under a swimming cap
>how.jpg

>>44258390
>Shen should really take a look at her.

>>44258444
Yes

>>44258390
>>Maybe you really should take her to the repair dock.
Pretty sure Shen isn't qualified in Advanced Lesbionics.

>>44258390
>>Shen should really take a look at her.

>>44258390
>Shen should really take a look at her.

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>>44258390
>Shen should really take a look at her.

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>>44258429
Looks all right to me

>>44258365
>>44258377
>>44258385
I think I know just the artist to find inspiration off of for a pic like that.
Eromame

>>44258390
>>Maybe you really should take her to the repair dock.

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>>44258540
>Spoilers

>>44258390
>Maybe you really should take her to the repair dock.

>>44258540
Good choice.

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>>44258540
REMIRIA@FURU MOON

>>44258534
Mods! Mods!

>>44258481
He could take a night course. I'm not sure if the double entendre was intended...

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>>44258390
With a concerned sigh, you pick up the incapacitated Anna and quickly carry her over to the armory where Shen could take a look at her. Oddly enough, as you transport Anna over there, none of the Navy personnel you pass give you any heed. Maybe they were used to shipgirls doing unusual things on the base? Regardless, you enter the armory, which is just as noisy and dirty as you remember it. Among the rows of stored Rigs, you see Shen, overseeing a little gaggle of fairies as they crawl into the tiny little spaces of a Rig where human hands couldn't reach.

"SHEEEEEN!" You bellow as you run. "I think Anna is broken!"

"Again?" Shen sighs as he adjusts his glasses, inspecting the crippled shipgirl in your arms. "Hmmm, still breathing, and steady pulse. No response to outside stimuli, though. What happened?"

>I have absolutely no idea.
>I may have gotten her... excited.
>I totally made out with her.
>Other

>>44258661
>I may have gotten her... excited.

>>44258661
>>I may have gotten her... excited.

>>44258661
>other
Symmetrical docking malfunction

>>44258661
>>I may have gotten her... excited.

>>44258661
>>I may have gotten her... excited.

>>44258661
>I may have gotten her... excited.
>Awkward touching of fingers, scuffle feet absentmindedly
>I-it was a joke! Shen the twins dared me to do it!

>>44258661
>>I may have gotten her... excited.

>>44258661
>Other
Submarines happened.

>>44258661
>>I may have gotten her... excited.

>>44258661
This >>44258697

>>44258661
>>44258679
this

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>>44258661
>I may have gotten her... excited.

>>44258679
King of Braves pls go

>>44258661
>Other
"WE WEREN'T IN PORT! WE WERE IN THE WATER YOU HEAR ME!"

>>44258661
>>44258697
This

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>>44256501
The Abyssal 2nd from the left's sex hair is doing things to me.

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>>44258751
>Fucking FZ!Lancer abyssal
Holy shit

>>44258661
Boilers overheated. I tried emergency cooling procedures but subsequent events may have caused boiler temperature to rise again and local cooling was insufficient.

In other words, bullshit the man!

>>44257072
>>44257077
Plenty of female TTKs in Kancolle fanon.

>>44258661
>I may have gotten her... excited.

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>>44258766
>Sabers

Just got and here and I approve of your choice in subs.

Dace and Darter did almost as much damage to Center Force as Taffy Three did!

>>44258779
But there exist males.

>>44257044
>>44258779
>Kancolle
>small c

Also one of Murakumo's lines makes female TTKs non-canon.

>>44258874
Jesus fuck I see you everywhere.What the hell about having one tiny little difference makes you reply every damn time?

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>>44258874
We can skimp on tiny details like that.

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>>44258907
>Dat swole fem-admiral

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>>44258907
>I shall ignore canon things I don't like

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>>44258907
.....droll..

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>>44258661
"Um, how should I say this..." You briefly look away nervously. "There was uh, a symmetrical docking malfunction."

"Symmetrical docking malfunction?" Shen raises a suspicious eyebrow. "That's a new one."

"W-well anyways," You sputter, "I think she may have gotten a bit... excited."

"Oh dear." Shen shakes his head and points to a nearby bench. "Set her down on that."

You follow his instructions and carefully lay Anna down on the bench. Shen takes out a magnifying glass and examines Anna's face.

"You see, when Anna was a ship, her AC systems were rather faulty and failed several times. Combine that with all that specialized equipment she's carrying, and well, she's prone to overheating, even when she's not wearing her Rig, ESPECIALLY when she gets excited." Shen explains.

"Is there anything you can do?" You ask.

"Well, we usually just put her on ice to cool her off." Shen frowns. "Something must have really set her off if she's out like this, though."

Hehe, yeah...

"Well, you can wait here if you want to see her recover. I could always use some extra hands down here." Shen says as he places an icepack on Anna's forehead.

>Stay and help out Shen.
>You should find your sisters.
>You should see what Sam is up to.
>Other

>>44258890
Using "c" is the mark of places like Himeuta and Facebook, as well as the wikia community.

>>44258907
Sure, enjoy your "Kancolle" while we enjoy KanColle.

>>44258959
>You should find your sisters.

>>44258959
>>Stay and help out Shen.

>>44258959
>SUBPENNNNNNNN

>>44258959
>You should find your sisters.

>>44258959
>You should find your sisters.

>>44258959
>>Stay and help out Shen.

>>44258959
>>Stay and help out Shen.
We cause this, we might as well try and help out.

>>44258959
>Stay and help out Shen.

>>44258968
Stop wasting capital letters. Shit's expensive.

>>44258959
>>Stay and help out Shen.

>>44258959
>You should see what Sam is up to.

Time for criminal activities!

>>44258959
>>Stay and help out Shen.

>>44258959
>You should find your sisters.

>>44258959
>>You should find your sisters.

Have you met our sisters? They're probably up to no go.

I mean, worse then what we just did.

>>44258959
>>Stay and help out Shen.

It is kinda (read: entirely) our fault.

>>44259041
Is this a thing? Is this like a general purpose copypasta shitpost or something?

>>44259041
Dude, this isn't planefag's quest, what are you even doing here?

>>44259041
Can someone explain what this post is suppose to mean? Is this is something that has been going on for a while?

>>44259066
I've seen it a lot in the last few weeks. Seems some autist is spamming it in every thread he can
Just report and move on

>>44259006
>wasting
It's a worthy investment, anon.

>>44258959
>You should find your sisters.

>>44259087
Not with wartime rationing it isn't
Or have you forgotten we're at war here?
Because that's court-martial material, son

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>>44258941
>any post that disagrees with me must be bait

>>44259087
I just don't see it necessary. If someone says "Kancolle" while making a point, it's still a valid point.

>>44259041
3/10 made me read and reply nice try m8

>>44259110
Mate I literally have an unlimited amount here that I can use at any time, there's no need for wartime rationing of these.

>>44259116
Yeah sure, go back to Facebook or wherever you came from.

Also
>that anon's point
>valid

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>>44259147
>being pedantic on the internet

Hey Merc, how 'bout dat Ace Combat 7 trailer?

>>44259147
You are grasping at straws through literal semantics, dude.

>>44259174
4chan has always been pedantic, you newfag.

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>>44258959
"Well, I got time to waste." You shrug. "What do you need me to do?"

"I could use a bit of muscle." Shen says, pointing to one Rig sitting on the ground. "All of our lifts are currently in use, so if you can help raise that Rig so I can get under, it would be a great help. The fairies are capable, but strength is not one of their specialties.

You hear a bunch of angry squeaks as the fairies start crawling out of the Rig he's currently working on, shouting their little alien language in outrage.

"What? It's true." Shen sighs.

"Heh, nothing to it!" You grin as you grab the chain connected to the Rig and lift it like an exercise weight, hooking it securely to the heavy iron bar hung above.

"Thank you." Shen says as he kneels down, screwing open an access hatch.

>So, how exactly do these things work?
>You have any idea what Vahlen does with her test subjects?
>So uh, you have any family?
>Other

>>44259195
>resorting to calling someone a newfag.

It's not even summer yet

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>>44259178
Just check his twitter

>>44259221
>So, how exactly do these things work?

>>44259221
>>So, how exactly do these things work?

>>44259221
>You have any idea what Vahlen does with her test subjects?

>>44259221
>>So uh, you have any family?

>>44259221
>>So, how exactly do these things work?

>>44259221
>So, how exactly do these things work?

>>44259221
>So, how exactly do these things work?

>>44259221
>>So, how exactly do these things work?

>>44259221
>>So uh, you have any family?
"What's it like?"

>>44259221
>test subjects

I wanna save Wo-chan

>>44259221
>So, how exactly do these things work?

>>44259225
Winter break

>>44259266
Thank god it's break, I get off when my students do. Finally get to relax

>>44259193
>>44259225
>gets outed
>it's okay to ignore pedantry and not be semantic guys
Yeah no.

>>44259262
Do not waifu the angry ghosts of warships past.

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>>44259178
>>44259229
>mfw I heard the piano play that note progression
>mfw saw the Osean and Erusean roundels
>mfw Ace Combat is back where it belongs

>>44259304
Daily reminder that it includes an orbital elevator now
Suborbital mission again maybe?

>>44259300
No waifu, actually. I think she's the Enterprise or something.

I could care less who Hoel fucks.

>>44259221
>You have any idea what Vahlen does with her test subjects?

>>44259304
Now if we could just get an English translation of 3 that has the whole game instead of the butchered bullshit we got.

>>44259332
enterprise is already back tho

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>>44259298
>outed

sure bud, sure

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>>44259304
My heart was beating the moment they mentioned the 20th anniversary
Then the trailer starts
>Unsung War piano chords
>Crazy space tower
>Jet fighters doing jet fighter things
>Yet another Belkan flying wing
>my fucking face

>Vahlen
Interrogations and autopsies AW YEAH!

>>44259360
So glad I'm getting a PS4 now, I was just getting it for SFV, but this is awesome.

>>44259353
Whatever. We recognize Wo on some level.

>>44259360
Don't forget that PA may or may not be including off-boresight as close to the real world as possible.

>>44259383
If there's an Ace Combat Edition PS4, I'm gonna wind up owning two, because that is something I would absolutely NEED to have.
>>44259388
I just can't stop cumming historia in my pants.

>>44259358
Typical facebookfag

>>44259407
For those who haven't seen it (somehow)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zuBSUJfpBk
The official Ace Combat 7 announcement trailer

>>44259418
So...
Ace Combat Quest 2: Off Boresight Boogaloo sometime next year?

>>44259407
It's probably one of the motivations for the VR capability. Just look to your six and fire away a QAAM.
Also, they're planning to integrate new control schemes to make pugachevs more realistic.

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>>44259409
>implying

I've never had a Facebook, try again

>>44259453
>make pugachevs more realistic.
So, near useless in an actual dogfight when the guy behind you just rips into you with the cannon while you present the largest target profile possible?

>>44259407
>>44259418
I really hope the plot is interesting, getting sick of lol Belka over and over.