>>44217580
Your current to-do list is for you/your squad of You, your apprentice KJ, and your murderous protocol droid Icy is;
Stay alive, wait for delivery of goods and hand over your armour for improvements, think about the relationships you have with people and compare it to the relationships you want to have with people, plan for the kidnapping in 7 days, clean your kitchen from the mess of making just one fucking dewback cut sandwich, feeding the currently worn out Exogorth eventually, and that's about it unless there's more to add?

>What do bludclarts?

As of every thread, you can do anything! tell me who you want to meet, what kind of your situations you want to get in, what ships/weapons/armours you want, the galaxy's your oyster! I'm just the narrator, this is your story, I don't even have notes written down.

Clone wars era btw.

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As an excuse to bump and post this picture somewhere, proud of you wankers for dodging the trap I set out and not having to recreate the worst part of order 66 right there and then.

>>44217587
Let's clean the kitchen then, get the worst part of our day over with.

>>44217587
Clean the fucking kitchen famalam

>>44217982
>>44218070
wargwan bruv, sleepy.

---

You don your apron, work clothes, and scrubbing gloves.

The force helps cleaning a lot, especially pulling the roaches and the like out of cracks, and scrubbing without contact, and washing more than one thing at once.

Almost seems like an Aldywood flick how efficient and flawless you are at this.

When your kitchen is essentially a decontamination room, you stop and think, "Why didn't I make KJ do this?" but you remember he's at his new girlfriend's, hell of a lackey he is.

Mind you it's 3pm, he should've reported in ages ago, really, you didn't tell him to, but you suppose it's good etiquette to follow.

You text him that you've got a busy day ahead of you and that you'll kill him if he messes up and remove your gloves and don your casual wear.

>What do now? meet someone? shopping? fly to naboo for the piss of it? Your choice.

>>44218093
Go find scout the area for the kidnapping and send the apprentice to act as wildly as possible to attract all attention.

Also whu???

>>44218202
"Also whu???" You sound real sleepy sleepy.

So go scout the plaza 1000 feet to the west of the temple where the kidnapping is happening from?
Sure
Not sure why you need the apprentice to start freaking out and drawing attention to himself at a location you'll be trying to stealth at a week from now, but sure.

>writing, but roll a 1d100 for how well he does.

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>44218327
It's mainly for response times and quickness of police getting there. And how much of a disturbance happens before they get called.

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>44218327
SUUUUP
Best quest has come at the worst time for me oh well

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>44218327
maybe no apprentice fuckery? really no need when we aren't sneaking anywhere, makes no sense

Oh yeah vehicle, trasportation discussion to be added to the to do list
>>44218456
Wargwan brudda, sorry man, but my pathfinder group neglected to tell me no game so I got read and waited like an asshole isntead of doing this. And best quest? back up man I ain't no shapeshifter.

>>44218477
1 for, 1 against, just a little apprentice fuckery I guess.

>>44218386
Well it'll be like a parade, the target will go from one side of the plaza to the other, and hit a 4 way junction between where the majority of cameras will be, and this is where Baka wants it done mostly for some reason, though it's not a deal breaker if you can't.

Police will be swarming the event, peeking at rooftops, and the target will be surrounded by 4 guards covering her diagonals. basically the mission is to take her, without anyody seeing either of you, but seeing her get captured. As in seeing her get grabbed by a helicopter grapple hook, or pulled into the open door of a passing car, or falls into an open manhole when an indescribable hand grabs her leg.
---

You think that while the security force managing the event is minimal the earlier you check it out, causing you to decide to attempt to scout the plaza out near the temple.

You put on the casual/heist clothes Glenda gave you, sans the mask, and head out, nearly being overcharged until you bared sabers. Really should look at getting a swoop bike, or a hovercar, or anything really, even that burst jetpack would be better than these bastards with their weird alien radio stations.

You ping KJ to meet you there and wonder around a bit, looking at all the possible angles to come at this, which buildings are best to position a sniper in? how much access would a chopper have in each area, which side of the road would a car be best to come from/leave through.

(cont)

>>44218589
Could we perhaps plant a distraction at a later date? Perhaps a bomb or a gang fight.

Rolled 2 (1d4)

After a while KJ finally arrives and wanders around too, seperate from you, but keeping in contact over the comm.

You order him to make a distraction and he does it perfectly, puling out a shadow cloak and a mask and robbing someone in broad daylight for their purse, and runs after comming the police on himself saying the man was a murderer with lust and hate in his eyes, ready to shoot someone for fun.

While the event will be swarming with guards, it'd be good to know how long a response team would be sent to get you to arrive even if you killed or ditched every other guard there.

Eventually he makes his way back to you in a predetermined safe spot with the purse like a dickhead, but he's sure he wasn't followed and that there's no trackers in it, he checked, but that he'd like to give this as a present while we keep the stolen shit.

5000 credits, souvenirs, tatooine identification files, a comm, a holopad, welp, she's gonna have a hard time without those.
You put our own mask on and relish a task of the planning well done, when a regular police force arrives in the square, thrusters screeching to a halt after 3 minutes 40.

You give the purse to KJ to hold when you detect something, something detecting you, or more specifically detecting loud mouth sweaty from running KJ.

>roll1d100

>>44218666
that's possible Satan, but leaves shit traceable, and you need her to be seen getting kidnapped, and he security detail won't leave her side.
You've been assured she is the last walker through this parade of important people, and to make sure that otherwise, the festival isn't ruined.

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>44218784

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>44218784
>>44218784
We could always buy a hover car fill it with fireworks and fire them all along with our smoke grenades.

>>44218820
Wake them dice up famalam

>>44218852
>>44218820
>>44218784
shit rolls desu senpai

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>44218866
farugotto rollo

>>44218885
Better than average. Almost 7/10

>>44218852
Baka's orders were absolute on that she needs to be seen being kidnapped, not smoke and explosives into disappearing, her life needs to be in obvious ransom position. i'd reveal why and I really want to, but I feel it'd spoil the only bit of story i've put into this so far.
>>44218866
i hate this fucking wordfliter that cuck put in
shit rolls? like you could do better
>>44218885
just over two thirds on three rolls, decent enough bruv.

Writing.

>>44218948
No like when we are trying to escape/evade them we fire fireworks and smoke grenades also bombs or w/e

The distraction would be for the escape

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>44218986
Sure, if you want to blow 40 grand on a 50 grand payday split.
just fireworks and the smokes would work and not kill your wallet so hard. You ain't hurting for cash, but your'e a bounty hunter, money or nowt nigga.

>>44218784
>Rolledo Waldo, plot twist number 2!

---

You brought two plain red sabers in order to not be identified as well as two plain blasters, and you apprentice brought 1 plain blaster and 1 normal saber for incognito purposes, but something knows you're here.

You know something's here, but you just can't see it.

The environment is shifting, pulsating around you, whatever's here is avoiding your force

The alley you're in spins around you, your perceptions out of wack, but you decide you could work with this given the general feel of were shit is coming from

As you feel killing intent, you activate your force repulsion triggered by this cowardly attack you're witnessing, and feel a shift in height of the disturbance, and you draw, and unload into a nearby wall, the abrasive hum of a light saber ringing in your ears and deflecting a few bolts back near you, but taking one in some kind of shoulder armour.

They remain there stuck on the wall, no longer invisible or messing with your view. a black and dark green wall crawling Jedi in a ninja-esque outfit staring you down with her 6 penetrating eyes.

Wait, she only has two eyes? So there's two more cunts on the walls, high ground and all, with you and KJ in the middle of their triangle border connecting them to each other.

>what do? and 1d100. don't stress if you don't beat my roll, depending on what you do i'll add modifiers or negatives. Plus you have one edgelord point to spend on a crit fail or regular fail if you so desire.

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>44219196
"Get the fuck out you cunts I don't wanna buy what you're selling, alternatively just tell me what you want and get on with it"
If they attack cunt punch one of them to make a statement.

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>44219196
do like han solo and get stabbed not shoot first, ask wtf is up

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>>44219196
i drew a little map just now because i'm amazing if it helps

>>44219298
If it comes to it KJ can handle our backdoor while we doubleteam the front.

>>44219293
You're lucky I was already spoiled/don't care about that fanfic when the new alvin and the chipmunks comes out the same day.
>>44219264
>>44219317
kk
writing, but as always, will change writing with new rolls

Okay, so maybe starting shit literally less than 0.3 miles away from the Jedi temple is a bad idea after all. Several people may not walk away from this fight alive.

You elect to lower your blasters and try diplomacy with the one that started first, the only female, as far as you can tell.

You attempt to modulate your voice with the force, but upon realising they probably have modulator reverse modulators in those fancy headsets, elect to modulate, and use an accent.

"Excuse, it seems that something is deadly wrong here, me and my companion were jsut on the way home, not on our way to be accosted by shadowy figures in an alley, so please, if you'd let us go, we'd most appreciate it"

She mulls over your words for about a minisecond before huffing and responding in her own modulated voice.

"We know you two took the bag, we can see you have the bag right there", shit, "And because you've interrupted an important time for me, i'll let you surrender"

"Ah, not happening madame" You reply, "You may have this shit back, but we're leaving, and we're not having what you're selling"

"That wasn't a requ-"

"Would you fuck off already you cunts?"

Well, she jumps off the wall at least confronting you face to face.

"You do realise you're talking to a bonafide about to become a jedi knight don't you?" she says, her legs squirming and shaking.

"Prove it"

Once again, she raises her saber, and before she can ignite it, she's hit with the world's fastest splits falcon cunt punch.

(cont)
Successed fully everything but charisma

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>>44219505
>world's fastest splits falcon cunt punch.
I guess we won the duel then?

>>44219572
If surviving with San Loss is a win, we've all won.
>>44219505
She drops to her face and knees screaming, legs spasming, and while the breaking modulator is struggling to comprehend the screams and whines, one thing is made very clear. The ever growing wet patch.

What the force man, you didn't sign on for this. Not at all. Kinky sith bitches is bad enough, now jedi? Well maybe that "really important" thing you interrupted was just masturbatorial session, and you finished her off, who knows? And geeeez, the monster's acting up again, though not as bad since he's well fed, and goes down fairly easy once you realise this is life or death.

"TRACE" Shouts one of the male leather bound weirdoes jumping off of their wall at you, saber raised to clash with your fucking teeth.

>What do with 2d100? one for you, one for kj, whether you decide to give him a specific action or not.

>>44219602
>"Special K distract that other cunt"
>Go ORA ORA ORA on this guy
No need to kill them I don't want Jedi fucking our shit up at least not before we do our missions specially since our home is here

Rolled 15, 39 = 54 (2d100)

>>44219649
>>44219602
Damned dice

>>44219649
We're big K, he's special K.
I'm fine with this.
totes fine.
>>44219661
ora ora ora'd yourself m8
better roll better than that.

Rolled 74, 93 = 167 (2d100)

>>44219602
>>44219602
force push one ehile KJ does the other then ruuun
while screaming 'youve been had by the Cmooth Sriminal'

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Rolled 87, 45 = 132 (2d100)

>>44219679
Pls gooby bless me

Rolled 3 (1d3)

>>44219703
>>44219684
>>44219661
Aha Good rolls all around!
Bet you thought I was gonna take best of both right?
Wrong
let's see which one you got

>>44219816
Scooby it is
writing

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Rolled 42, 21 = 63 (2d100)

>>44219851
>>44219816
We not best of anymore?
Sheeeit we gon get shanked more often.

Rolled 89, 82 = 171 (2d100)

>>44219896
>21
>42
how heretical

>>44219896
More so because it was a 2d100, and the best of you wasn't best of KJ.
besides, iv'e played with like every system so far, switching things up is my only advantage here..
also nice 42,21, exactly twice as good as KJ.

>>44219851
As he swipes past you, you feel the wind nearly take your mask, luckily it doesn't, because you know at least one of the jedi here, more specifically, the one you cunt punched, trayce.

You catch this jedi in the stomach as they go past you with a well placed kitchen sink knee, but they spin in mid air, and land foot first, sliding into a wall...

Which you then ORA them the fuck into the wall, seeing their imprint as brick gives way to dust.

KJ's been holding up fairly well, since an assassin sent after you can't be a slouch after all, but is severely limited in his form due to using a plain red instead of his own pink dueling saber that doesn't look too much like a dildo, but still kinda.

However, Kj is a lot more aware of his surroundings than the jedi, and as the jedi leaps back, he shouts "NOW" and you almost instinctively force blast him from behind back to KJ who force blasts him back to you.

You're not sure how many volleys there were, but it definitely wasn't more than 6 before he KJ missed you and sent him into the bins next to his slightly crumpled companion

"You've been hit by a cmooth sriminal" you remark, 360 degree spinning and moon-walking away from the three fuckups, and then immediately breaking into a sprint when you're around the corner.

(cont)

>>44220055
You eventually make the sprint back home, removing your masks and cloaks first where no one could see, and jumped through the door, locking it behind you and jumping onto your old sofa.

"Did I do good master?"

"So and so"

He beams at the compliment, more than he got with any Sith, aand immediately jumps onto his comm for more sickening lovey dovey talks, gross.

>what do now? your to do list looks mostly the same, but you can do whatever. you can also assign shit to KJ or Icy or other allies and they can background do shit or can switch to their perspective if you really wanted.

>>44220108
Well personally I'd like to arrange the fireworks for the fun. Maybe one of the mandos knows explosives and can cook some cheap ones up?
Also probably get KJ doing some practicing before the big thing comes up. Stealth and shit.

We could probably help him with that? Also get some new disguises for the big thing and see if we can find some used up hovercar to buy (or borrow from the mando crew)

>>44220221
>>44220108
seems good enough, can we message athena some time too? chit chat and ask how are things hanging at the temple etc

>>44220221
Fireworks could only be done if you drove past or flew past, and blew them up after you picked her up, obscuring vision after she's confirmed kidnapped. explosives are no since only casualties allowed are security forces.
KJ practicing what? if you mean silent walking and ting, he's an assassin, he knows, running him through specific drills or roles for his part, either removing the guards or pickup duty would be a good idea if that's what you want.
Disguises? You're not allowed to be seen, like at all, who has her needs to be a complete fuckinsecret, and it's killing me keeping this secret, but I need to on why Baka wants it to be this way.
I mean...
fuck man i raelly want to say why but i don't want to spoil the surprise, and I don't want to railroad you into a certain way to do the mission, it's just one of the criteria for it.

>>44220322
writing it

but anymore to add would be nice

>>44220385
" You're not allowed to be seen"
Wait what the fuck even by her?
So how do we pick her up

>>44220385
"explosives are no since only casualties allowed are security forces."
Also re-read what I said I wasn't clear because my keyboard is broke and I can't use commas anymore but I wanted to say a Mando cook up fireworks.
Those are explosives too

>>44220455
>>44220477
calling baka, writing

>>44220503

Well man it's 3 am ande I have work in the morning good game for you and anons have fun
Quest was archived early too huh

>>44220503
maybe some stuff about us setting up a little incident with the mandos to delay reaponse teams? they get to have fun and we get to do our jobs more effectively

>>44220503
You call Baka's comm, demanding o speak to him instead of a secretary, and eventually he comes on.

"Ah Kyran, things are going well I presume?"

"Not quite, I can't figure out for the life of me why the fuck everything has to be so secretive and weird, and why the hell no explosives? This job is really specialist and I can't wrap my head around it. How am I meant to make her be seen being kidnapped without being seen myself"

He sighs hard, "What you are about hear is highly confidential, the next assassin coming after you won't be two bit, they'll be a darth if you squawk."

"This is my favorite day of the year this festival, i'm in the stands with my citizens, my bread and butter. my cameramen are down there too getting royalty free footage from the best angles. Hence, no explosives"
"See, the lady in Red would be instantly recognizable if you saw her without the red and whether you're a pervy one or a political man, seeing her face may or may not show you who she is. A high class republic officer, one with certain... Fetishes. See, she's also a practicing sith pornstar, specialising in good crisis acting."
"So we fake her kidnapping, pretend to make a sweet ransom tape, make a porno tape to be distributed only to the highest bidding sworn to secrecy officers who think that this is just some plucky Republic senator getting taken advantage of, when in reality she's had more weiner than all the occupants of Ryloth combined, with the tapes with her face being sold to the highest of imperial status but only once to maintain the illusion"
Really, oh fucking dear
"We do this twice a year normally, very lucrative. So people can't see who's kidnapping her for fear of linking or that it's not a certain group doing it, or that it won't come back to haunt me"
"As for how I can do it though?"
"Roll by in the car and pull her into the open door and shut it."

>what do/say now

>>44220514
night man.

---

Also you talk to Athena on space-book, and she's just as much a cheeky strumpet as ever.

You find out that she's the only one graduating to knight first ahead of her peers due to her exemplary results and their less than standard results.

Especially since you left them lying in an alley not too long ago.

She makes a point of inviting you up to the temple again, since she wants to see you, but since she's a Jedi, won't come down to the lower levels for a house-call, because even the best of the Jedi are stuck up cunts.

You tell her you'll think about it, and get a rather provocative reply image back, saying "you won't be able to help yourself from visiting now you've seen this!"

Robe down to her ankles, hand and cybernetic hand being the only things covering her chest. Wow. Jedi man.

you'd reply with something similar, but you can't fit it all on the camera, and it'd probably crash her spacebook if she tried to load a file that large.

---

>>44220806
>it'd peobably crash her spacebook if she tried to load a file tjat large
ahahahahhaha


>>44220720
seems ismpt enough, the distractions will help but aside from that we just need that hovercar, myabe with some needforspeedtier nitroshit

does Baka know of Big K's pornographic talents? because it alllll fits together

>>44220857
You can get nitrous added for free, since a mechanic you know owes you a favour.

You accepted the job before any pornographic talents were showcased, but he has heard rumours of footage of you circulating where you full nelson pound 9.2 inches of exogorth into some punk chick while a crowd watches and she squirtes everywhere.

So...

it's kind of a double edged sword since some sith amy want to see republic sket dominated by big dick, some by sith specific dick, and some angry sith at the size of their genitals will rage big dick and probs kill baka.

Too many factors for you to be put 9.2 inches deep into this operation.

Maybe you could ask baka on his apparent porno ring in the future, but you ain't fucking the lady in red until you ace a speech roll after you've captured her.

>what do now anyways?

>>44220944
hire a child actor to follow us around and pretend we are it's dad

ok for real now, how long till the heist? if not long rhen get all our shit ready
if long rhen go visit the temple, but put on some different clothes and do away with rhe helmet
maybe bath

>>44217580
Vumperu

Maximum bumping.

Maybe this starting time wasn't the best considering when EST kiddies usually go to bed

>>44223813
bump

>>44224863
woke up and writing

>>44221003
You have 7 days of extra planning and shit until the heist, so you decide that a little social outing isn't the worst thing that could ever happen, but before you go out, you leave a post on spacecraigslist that you are looking for a child actor to pretend to be your kid, and go.

You leave KJ to pick up your delivery and hand over your bounty hunter outfit and ask if the guy's wife can nitrous up a vehicle you bring them.

Speaking of vehicles, you get int a taxi and head back to the temple in some new designer threads you bought.

The driver clicks at you with his dumb aqualisk face and you nod along with his rants of "what have the jedi ever done for us" and "quaren's are cheap bastards!" until you get there.

You leave a normal sized tip and get out and walk to the temple entrance,a and the guards there let you onto the grounds.

>what do now?

>>44224863
>>44223813
>>44223424
btw, thanks for the bumps, and yeah, i'll have to ask the normal players when they'd prefer me to run to be honest.

>>44225089
Squat for a bit near the entrance, pretend yo be thinking. Then go in and try to find Athena

>>44225218
Weird, but sure.
Being the thinker, go.

You squat a little by the entrance, pondering deep in thought, about what you know about the dark side, the light side, and your own neutral style, and how best to teach KJ what he needs to know.

Your new designer three striped tracksuit only serving to enhance you squatting aesthetics, garnering a few looks as jedi go by.

Eventually you decide enough is enough, and walk around looking around for Athena.

You are stopped a few times, mostly by guards asking who the stranger wandering around the halls is, or bby the jedhigh master who wants you to share his spice and salt memes he sent to you on spacebook.

Eventually you get to a training room where some yoga mats had been used recently, but Athena herself is punching a punching bag, while jaysun sits on the ground meditating in deep thought.

>What do/say?

>>44225282
"do you want to buy some death sticks/krokodil?

>>44225282
The joke from other anon and also look around for some weights

>>44225331
Writing
2d100
one for joke, one for weights

Rolled 1, 54 = 55 (2d100)

>>44225348

Rolled 3 (1d3)

>>44225359
Well, better hope that's not the roll I 1d3 land on
more rolls please, unless this hits a 1 of course

Rolled 92, 12 = 104 (2d100)

>>44225373
Ajahha fuck dice

>>44225374
One last rolll bruuuuvvvvaaaaaaa

Rolled 39, 95 = 134 (2d100)

>>44225377
Where is the other anooon

Rolled 3, 85 = 88 (2d100)

>>44225377

>>44225382
Fuck if i know blud
>>44225387
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oM-DNBEVDN4

writing

"Hey kids," You Russian-ly ssss at the them couldn't remember the word, but speaking like a snake , "Wanna buy some death sticks?"

Athena basically just stares with a half smile, assuming that you're joking but still not entirely sure since you're looking like a space gopnik right now.

Jaysun though, springs out of his cross legged position and jumps up to you, obviously thinking you were serious and grabs you by the collar

"Listen shithead, it's enough that you regularly assault members of our order, but trying to drug them? too far scumbag!"

"I was just joking blud"

"Turn out your pockets then!"

You refuse, barge past him, and head to the weights, deciding to start benching to warm you up for your squats.

"Yo spot me athena"

She obliges, but doesn't do much except look, make idle conversation about which masters are annoying her, and talk about how the rest of her unit got wiped earlier by two unknown Sith, and how you're benching what Jaysun normally benches.

You can tell he's really trying his hardest to meditate, but that's not how meditating works.

Next up is squats which you're pro at, and you completely break Jaysun's meditation with your magnificent buns flexing up and down through the air.

You finish and turn, to notice several jedi padawan, including the rest of the team, and a few younglings stop by.

>What do now?

And no you can't kidnap a youngling if you don't want to die. Also just remembered the term is hissing but i cba to change it

>>44225494
Tell Jaycen to chill and show him what we have in our pockets. It was actually glow sticks

>>44225494
instigate a fight between the younglings and Jaysun, under the guise of "guidance"

you learn by teaching, you teach by learning from each other etc.

if successful, bet on Younglings

Rolled 61, 42, 93, 5, 94, 73, 17 = 385 (7d100)

>>44225529
You reach into the pockets of you new outfit, prepared for this, and pull out glow sticks.

"Why're you freaking out Jaysun, they were glowsticks!" You say fucking one at the back of his head, giving the rest to the younglings and the female jedi in the doorway.

"Now who's in the mood for a sweet wookie rave partyyyyy!" You shot eliciting shrills of delight from the younglings and a harsh "NO!" from jaysun.

Well, that was easy.

"See that kids? mean big bro Jaysun doesn't want you to have fun, you should beat him up!"

"Like six kids could take me"

You hear several things from the six younglings and the jedi watching them
"fun is the most important thing" "not as important as balance young one"
"Piggyback rides everyday, but since he got back, he's been mean!" "he's been through a lot young one"
"we can take him lads, formation surroundo go!" "wait, get back here"

Wow they've formed a circle around him, ecircling him, constantly changing direction, like a wave. Nice formation. Cute kids.

You say to the female master "2k on the younglings" and she just returns nowt but an abstract look of horror.

(cont)

>>44225602
Hey this is good training, this way they'll be prepared if some edgelord comes into the temple to kill 30 kids
*cough cough* goddamnit Skywalker

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>>44225655
I think they'd be better off hiding and dodging while sniping at him with force abilities rather than rushing him with lightsabers

but thank god we don't have to deal with an active saberer situation in this day and age

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>>44225602
Jaysun stares in awe at the constantly rotating side stepping mass of younglings around him, trying to figure out a stategy.

The younglings fight one at a time, as in, one saber strike, then letting someone else relieve the pressure with a hit from the side of behind, as his saber clash could knock a youngling on their arse, easily.

One of the younglings has such done to him, dropping to the ground, but giving the much needed distraction, as two of the younglings who hadn't sabered yet, perform a co-ordinated force strike, gripping his knee tendon so he drops, just as the other deactivates his own saber during the clash, passing the barricade, and hitting a distracted Jaysun clean in the nose.

"BOOP" you shout, "The younglings win!"

You call them to you and group mass of jumping and hugging, shouting shit like "WE did it new big brother!" in the training room, while their jedi looks astounded at you

(cont)

>>44225704
awesome

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You guys are jsut asking me to post all my youngling/anakin pics aren't you? Cunts.

>>44225692
Favourite name for this one is "from my point of view the younglings are evil!" and is best listened to with copious amounts of benny hill.

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>>44225602
>>44225655
"Hey, now at least this way they'll be prepared if some edgelord comes into the temple to attempt to kill them all. Thank god you guys haven't' had to deal with an active saberer situation in a while"

Her face just expels confusion, confusion you can read. "How were you able to get them so motivated?" "How did you make them turn on one of their own?" "How have you made a bond this quickly"

You tap your nose at her, "Happiness"

Which makes her frown. Oh yeah jedi are cold emotionless dickheads, be a shame to see that happen to these kids.

>So, apart from getting her spacebook, unless you don't actually want it, what do now?

>>44225752
Hey, emotions aren't passion, jedilords.

Anyway, acquire spacebook, then ask Athena for some sparring, private?

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>>44225752
that picture is beautiful

get that space book, go on a field trip or dick around with Athena and Jaysun whichever

>>44225784
me here, would be cool with athena sparring

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>>44225784
tfw you'll never see these younglings again.
I like rebels, but clone wars was the shit man.

>>44225776
>>44225784
>>44225821
Promise of field trip and private sparring with Athena cool then?
writing

>>44225838
sweet

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Rolled 98 (1d100)

"Alright kiddywinkles, always stay fun yeah? If i'm allowed i'll field trip with you lot later, but for now i've got private sparring with Athena, so ciao"

"Goodbye big bro kyran!" They shout waving after you as the two of you leave.

athena leads you to a more secluded part of the academy/temple, and into an old training room.

"You won't be taking me by surprise before I can draw this time!" She says, he scavenged white blade roaring to life.

"Good, the chase is the fun part" You say smirking, her old yellow saber roaring to life in your hands, your pink dildo saber staying dormant in your sleeve for now.

BATTLE-O GO

>General Fight Tactics: clean, dirty, moevment, stay still, aggressive, defensive, etc,
>Specific fight one off actions, i.e, pocket sand, lewd jokes, a trick that only works once. shit like that.
>Anything you want to say before the sabers clash or during?

Also 1d100+15

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>>44225900
Modifier is just for show to prove you're natural better by a smidgen, but certain actions will raise or lower it. Best of three like normal 1d100 rolls.

Rolled 7 + 15 (1d100 + 15)

>>44225900
Smack her ass when she falls past when she goes for a saber lock.

>>44225929
Any general stratagem or techniques to add?

>>44225961
Defensive

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Rolled 4 + 15 (1d100 + 15)

>>44225900
>Dirty Fighting Tactica
>Specifics: can we attempt a force thrust with or hips to keep her off balance?
>that saber looks good in your hands, like a genuine compliment prentice's love genuine compliments

>>44225929
>>44225986
OTHER ANON PLEASE LEND US YOUR STRENGTH!

>>44225986
>>44225982
kk
and wargwarn sleepy

>>44226004
LEND US YOUR LUCK FOR THE LAST ROLL

Rolled 37 + 15 (1d100 + 15)

>>44225900
Oh shit she gonna rape us.
Excellent.

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So 52, plus dirty tactics, plus non done before force thrust, plus compliment = still not enough to win.

Use your edge lord point or lose first round?

>>44226048
I vote for lose first round, let her get over confident

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>>44226048
Choices choices
Nah not this time.
Let her rape us.

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>>44226077
Aight.
>>44226078
Kinky
But she's a jedi, so...
Hope the dice are on your side blud.

writing

>>44226099
Ye Jedi are kinkiest
The shit they have on that Jedi only forcenet would make the mighties sith shit their pants and want some of that Jedi booty

Rolled 33 (1d100)

"You look real good with that saber in your hands"

there's a very slight blush that disappears instantly, replaced with pride and determination.

You don't know if that helped you or hurt you btu you unlash you first tactic as she runs at you, a pelvic force thrust channeled out of the exogorth, which she deftly avoid witha nice spin.

You notice the realisation cross her face of how big the conduit must've been to have a force push that size, but it's quickly pushed to the back of her head, and she comes at you as serious as ever.

You two clash sabers, trading blows for a while, her old blade hitting off her new one.

You try all the tricks in the book, pocket sand, going for headbutts, cunt punches, everything, she's just too quick and too pre-cognitive to gain any ground on.

When you think you have an edge, you activate your second saber in your sleeve to get a cheap shot in, btu she sees it coming, ducks, and spin kicks you in the side, sending you tumbling backwards.

You see why she's a knight and her friends aren't yet.

The kick was ridiculously sharp, like you feel like she cut you somehow.

She isn't even smiling, she's taking this very seriously, and you fear someone's going to have to get hurt bad before this ends.

>what do
same as before
>any one off tactics
>general tactics for round two
>anything to say?

>>44226168
Their repressed former sexual jedi sure, but most, nah.

>>44226205
oh yeah, dice+1d100+-10

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>44226205
nod in approval
>professional serious tactics this time

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>>44226268
so an 8.........

fug

>>44226281
Yup.
Rounds up to a 2 on a d20
And what the fuck is that image? christ almighty.
Also you can die in this quest, at which point i'd stop or just make a new person, probably a non force sensitive adventure.

More rolls please.

Rolled 14 - 10 (1d100 - 10)

>>44226205
Attack
And well fuck that hurt how'd ya do it?

>>44226318
mount and blade glitch

>Also you can die in this quest
based

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>>44226321
WHY GOD?!

>>44226321
4, a 1 on a d20

fuck the dice really aren't working today.

you aren't sure how she did it, but there's blood on her foot.

>>44226337
spooky fucking glitch

one last roll please whoever

remember force point if you want to use it

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>44226205
Go for a faster approach. Relentlessly push her until she is cornered.

>>44226497
woo!

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>44226352
Probably a footblade.

>>44226497
Adding on to this, she seems to favour a fast and fluid approach, so really try to corner her and get her advantage out of the field. Once she is, give her a fake opening to lure her into trying to get out, then use the force to drop her. Utilize the newly acquired high ground to tire her out a bit more.

writing

>>44226555
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0IhJnkVBzlk
Give her the funs, Satan-1

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Alright, enough games, there'll be nothing but victory for you today.

You keep both blades out and rush in, being reletnless, leaving no openings. this being made easier by her left foot that she kicked you with is bleeding and hurt, slowing her down and preventing movement too much. THough your side has the same effect on you right now.

Yo keep smashing blades, using your raw power to keep knocking her off balance and clsoer to the wall, eventually you both lose, a saber and when you strike, she forces your blade back in.

What the fuck. You want to do that.

However, she forgets your advantage in unarmed combat, and as she swings at you, you duck behind her, getting one arm under her arm behind her head, with the hand witha deactivated saber pressed to the back of her neck and the other arm across her neck on your arm, keeping the hold locked in, pushing forward, and slamming her cheek first into the wall

"Concede!" You shout, applying more and more pressure until she finally does in which case you let the pressure down, but keep her held, squashing her pride down.

>What do and say now with a 1d100

>>44226663
You both loser a saber, and when you strike with the one you have left*

all other mistakes*

>>44226627
kinky

>>44226680
how did i fuck up the correction?
lose*

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Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>44226663
"NOW IS THE TIME FOR THE ULTIMATE SURRENDER" Whisper-scream it in her ear

"ARE YOU READY, BROTHER?"

Rolling for seduction, does Big K have a boner? who am I kidding he always has a boner during wrestling

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>44226663
IT'S OVER! I HAVE THE HIGHGROUND!

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>44226720
top kek

>>44226663
it's time to Wreck It, Ralph

>>44226705
I too wish to go all Hulkamania on her ass

>>44226705
>>44226720
>>44226741
>>44226737

You whisper scream "NOW IS THE TIME FOR THE ULTIMATE SURRENDER, ARE YOU READY, BROTHER?" into her ear, laughing seriously as you do, and enjoying her squeak as the exogorth grows, pressed up in her cheeks.

"K-kyran I-"

"I have the high ground, you've already lost!"

>what do say now specifically? you've rolled high enough for shit and specifics so go on, not just hulkamania, who's leading, what kind of dirty talk, give her tips on lightsaber combat while doing it, ask questions during, tease about jedi prudenes during, like, i need these details mah niggas.

---

"who am I kidding he always has a boner during wrestling"
Guess that's why he got kicked out of wrestling school

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>maybe I can be your boyfriend tonight, sister

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>>44226774
>Guess that's why he got kicked out of wrestling school
Hahahaha

Anyway, sure give that slut some dirty talk about prudeness as you pound the ass. Then do ass to pussy to mouth, NO RULES WHERE WE ARE GOING FAMM
Maybe do some slight BDSM stuff like buttslaps and master-slave things, I'm sure Jedi are into that. Tease her about that too.

Fuck around about her wanting to ******************** her master.

Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>44226817
>>44226774
Also here have a roll

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>>44226774
work on your endurance and kegels

all the while hotdogging her buns while taking a sip of kvass

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>44226774
tender love in the missionary position, then go full slaneeshi

>>44226831
we rollin? wat for

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While i'm writing, could you add anything else you want to do at some point in the quest, aswell as give me some feedback? would be greatly appreciated. Also what days and times I should run to make it easier for my playas dawg

>>44226831
>>44226845
apparently for sexual activity performance. nice roll btw

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Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>44226845
>stare into mine eyes, STARE DAMN IT DON'T FUCKING RUIN THIS FOR ME

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>>44226864
I'm havin with everything so far, no complaints or suggestions so far, you might get more players in the afternoons and evenings though

>>44226841
>>44226924
m8 do you want me to write or fap? lewd boner is hard enough without you posting qt gopnik misaka and that one qt gopnik grill, damn son.
And for me it's 5pm, GMT blud.

>>44226924
Seriously that's a boy?? Imma need more for science stuff. Yeah you wouldn't understand. Post more. Qm boner agrees.

Rolled 33 - 10 (1d100 - 10)

>>44226205
Let's get out butte kicked.

>>44227034
Not late for the party of anything...

FUCK

just lost all the lewd I wrote

FFFFFFSSSSSS

fuckin broken captchas

slight delay, sorry.

Starting over...

"What? you think the only bby here i wanted some fug with was your master when the goddess Athena was here all along? You're a knight now, but you're still my padawan, now tell your master you want him"

The silence is palpable, all you can hear are heartbeats and pulsing and flowing blood.

"I-iwant you... master" she moans at you.

You grab her by the chin, turning her to stare deep into her eyes, keeping them locked. When she finally leans in to kiss, you squeeze her jaw. No no no, this isn't happening, you're in charge here. You bring her lips to yours and jam your tongue as far into her mouth as it goes, and begin plundering her saliva, squeezing her more everytime she tries to close her eyes and get lost in please, keeping them locked on yours.

You unleash the beast from your trackie bottoms right into the crack of her training leggings, and start movement. she breathes heavier and heavier, getting redder and redder, and you decide as nice as leggings feel, flesh is nicer.

You pull her leggings downwards and begin alternating between intercrural thigh fucking and hot dogging, sliding up and down, in and out, like a credit card making many money shot withdrawals. Ka ching, kaching, kaching, until you finally hit your limit in those firm cheeks and deposit a nice load of cash all over the back of her robes, infusing them with your seed.

(cont)

"Big K time baby" You whisper, peeling her off the wall and tossing her backwards, out of her robes, and onto a stack of crash mats on her back.

She stares as only she can. Half prey, half predator, as you march over pointing, and mount.

"I'm your boyfriend tonight, sister"

you feel her nails finding a place on your back to dig into once you start, prodding at her entrance, and once you've got the angle, slm in to the hilt.

"When it comes crashing down and it hurts inside!"
"Ugh, i-it doesn't hrut that bad, d-don't take me for some prudegyal. i-i-i men i am a Vvirgin, but I don't have a cherry, but th-thanks so much for caring"

"You've got to take a stand you don't have have to hide!"
"Is that how you f-feel, because if so, i might feel the s-same"

"Well I hurt your friends and I hurt your pride," You shout, falsetto and volume rising "I'M GONNA BE THE MAN AND MAKE IT SLIDE"
(cont)

You begin moving, aided by the sheer slipperiness of her things meaning straight vanilla missionary with no friction.

At first she keeps her mind, but eventually loses it in favour of, well, not really a choice in the matter, you're her first, nobody can survive this on their first go, whether you're injured or not.

Which is kind of good, because if she could actually properly here you right now, screaming about being a rel coruscantian, ranting about fighting for the right to every pum, she'd think you were insane"

You feel her about to say something really stupid, which the only decent reply to would've been "I know", and stop it in it's tracks with some light to medium slaps, mashing her tits in your palm viciously, and biting her saliva'd up collarbone near hard enough to draw blood when you near you end.

her spazzy legs behind you making you chuckle as you once again bring her head towards you, look into her eyes, pull her forward into your chest and slam as her womb fills up, leaking it around her your dick out of the very small gaps in her stuffed punani, just lying there for a bit. after a while you pull out, letting a torrent of future presidents, emperors, and ice cream vendors burst out onto the mats.

After that you just fall on your side next to her, looking at the roof. Was it always that dark?

You feel her shift beside you. Oh she's conscious? That's a surprise, or some sick jedi skills.

"Kyran?"

You try to reply but find yourself unable.

She removes your tracksuit to reveal the gash in your side where your sith blade sliced a vein when she kicked you.

That explains a lot you think as she applies pressure, rocking you into deep sleep.

>what do you dream about

>>44227366
This feels comfy. Like riding a marshmallow around at light speed.

>>44227394
The dream is about you trapped in a giant spherical marshmallow balling down hill.
Fantastic.

writing next part, you only actually survive because of rolls, more specifically, >>44226845 this roll
, if she'd have been engulfed by the exogorth completely, you would have bled out and we would've restarted.

>>44227005
It's a girl, i have source somewhere in my 4000odd porn bookmarks, i'll send it to your tiwtter if i find it. Alternatively search google for the image and click every link.

Oh nice, fortune hunter quest tomz.
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You're in a bed, you think. A very comfy one, where all idea of time means naught to you.

Sobbing is replaced by shouting, by silence, by more sobbing, by lightsabers, by clicks, by sobbing, by fear, all in one second and in all your life.

You wake up.

No one is here. Well, apart from KJ, handcuffed to a chair. He could escape, so obviously he's here by choice. In a hospital? No, too nice he to be a hospital, you can't detect the dark side in that sadistic doctor that gives you check ups. This is the jedi temple infirmary.

Oh, next to KJ is a that one twilek girl you saw through hsi window. What a nerd lol, getting tied down like that.

>what do?

>>44227579
Nerrrd
Hey nerrrrrd
Didn't know you were into bondage
Tha's cool

>>44227579
"The fuck is going on. Also did you remember to inform them you dropped the whole you know... BDSM thing? Also where is my loot, it took me many days to collect those artifacts"

>>44227579
"Nerrrrrd!" You groan

His eyes come alight looking at you, and the twilek shits herself>

"Hey nerrrrrd"

"...heyy Big K"

"Didn't know you were into bondage, that's cool. though I prefer to be the tier upm not the tied up"

"It's not like that! They said for their own safety they had to do this!"

"And why is that?"

"Because i'm a known sith who at first injured several jedi to get to you, see they're over there" he says pointing to two people nursing head wounds who wave at you, "and they have questions to ask us apparently."

You fucking what mate.

" Did you not told them you'd dropped being a dirty sith?"

"I did, but-"

"someone fighting through people to get to an injured enemy screaming how he means no harm isn't easily believed, got it"

"If you really wanted to leave" he says leaning in, whispering, "since we're on first level, we could force blast a hole in the wall, run to my lovely girlfriend's car" hse says grabbing her hand, her long fingertips brushing up against his shackles, "and fucking skedaddle"

tempting you'll admit.

"What about my artifcats?"

"Artifacts?"

"My sabers and knife"

"In the bag next to the bed, with your bloodstained brand new designer clothing, everything else you had on you, and a tracker probably"

hmmm

>WHAT DO NOW, NIYUGGUUH?

>>44227691
Wait for the jedi and interview kjs girl
What does hs ework with
Is she into edgy guys
Does she like playing dodgeball?

>>44227756
according to her, she's a software developer from Dantooine, working her for a firm. Huh, you forgot people had normal jobs.
Sh'e snot into edgy guys, but apparently KJ is a soft sensitive artistic soul that makes her see more than numbers, BLERGH
She's never played dodgeball apparently, she's not entirely sure what it is.

waiting for jedi it is
writing

i'd post gopnik link but 4chan thinks it's spam cos shit taste, so go to my twitter to see it i guess.

You sit there and chill with KJ, talking about what's happened since you've been out.

HE says he's killed three sith and 7 bounty hunters who came to the apartment looking for you, even the friendlier ones, if he found them wanting.

He even has his own little lightsaber collection now, how cute.

That's a lot done in a short time, bu you're told you've been out 4 days.

Well fuck, 4 days you'll never get back, you hate comas.

shit 4 days? Only 3 to the heist then.

Eventually two masters flanked by a very guilty looking Athena enter, looking less guilty when she sees you're fine.

"Excuse me, Kyran, we have some questions we'd like to ask you, alone if you don't mind." He says force lifting the chair KJ is on out the door, his girlfriend following after him, and athena taking the injured jedi out of the room, and closing the door.

"First things first, are you a sith?"
"No"
"Then why do you have a sith apprentice?"
"I don't, he's my apprentice."
"Why are you trying to corrupt our students?"
"What students?"
"The younglings for a start"
"I didn't do anything to them, they wanted fun, like children do, and found it, as children do"
"You spurred them on to use emotions to fight"
"So?"
"that's the sith code, and not the jedi code"
"fuck both your bludclart codes you wasteman, idgaf"
"well what about athena?"
"what about her?"
"what were you doing in the old training room?"
"training"
"we found evidence of intercourse"
"i've found evidence you're a prick, so what if i did?"
"It's emotion based, and against the jedi code"
"So you've never had a one night stand or played with yourself? It's just a bit of fun"
"..."
"Well you're under arrest"
"What the fuck for?"
"Theft, we know that KJ's girlfriend's purse is the one that was stolen from the plaza a few days ago, and have reason to believe you two resisted arrest against the jedi sent out"

>what do

>>44227991
"Oh well, crime and p... Punishment? Is there a fine? By the way, if you don't actually feel passion or attachment you don't actually get pulled down by your emotions.
kyran should know since heseems to have none

Do they know about all the sith assassins coming to their planrt nd the whole KJ ordeal? Inform them just ib case this makes them more lenient

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>>44227224
>>44227348
>>44227366

we did this brothers, we did it together

>>44227991
WHAT PROOF DO YOU HAVE?!

By the way, after we get some cash we could say screw you to sith and jedi and go make our own academy.
With blackjack, and hookers.

>>44228128
You could say we are Master Plow Poon

>>44228128
Through dick, we are one!
Srs tho, first time writing, lewd boner for days, accidentally deleting and writing again, no lewd boner at all, just tied back hair and pure speedy typing determination.

Got any feedback on lewd, then drop it please bruvvas.

>>44228083
>>44228128
Writing

So that's a Jedi Knight and a Sith Assassin doinked?

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>>44228179
>With blackjack, and hookers.

explain further

>>44228181
Pretty good, only got slightly confused at one bit but it's probably because I was distracted by shit around me


>>44228289
A better academy, with the motto of "No Passion, No Peace, Only Fun Now"
Which obviously means blackjack and hookers

"Hang on, got any proof i've done anything?"
"not entirely, but we could definitely prove KJ's guilt, and in turn yours, if your dna is found on it"
Well
Oh well
"crime and p... Punishment? Is there a fine? By the way, if you don't actually feel passion or attachment you don't actually get pulled down by your emotions. trust me senpai, i've linked three different gashes in the last two days, and I feel nothing for any of them"
he just keeps mean mugging you.

"Any anyway, my apprentice was a sith, but then he came to assassinate me, an I killed his coworker and took him as an apprentice after giving him mercy. And after this is all said, and done, i'm gonna create my own force academy better than either of you sith or jedi both sides of the same coin faggots, and academy with blackjack, and hookers. Not an order of chaos, or peace,
>but an order of (write in)
And I shall rule it, as Master Plow Poon!

...

he huffs.

"You may or may not be jailed, but the actual thief defintely will be fined if charges are pressed. You're fracturing your relationship with us young kyran, beware."

Oh well, at least you got your shit

"Oh, and you won't be needing this right now" he says making a move for your bag of shit.

>WHAT DO

---

>>44228286
if by doinked you mean busted a nut inside of instead of doink the clown, then no, you've fucked two bounty hunters, one togrutan and one human, and a jedi knight, in this quest so far.
You fucked a crazy chick who claimed to own a light saber once, but that's a story you'd rather not revisit right now.

>>44228363
nice

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>>44228363
>the living it up force

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>44228388
>make a scene, rolling for shits and giggles

JEDI BE STEALING MY SHIT LIKE THEY BE STEALING BABIES

>>44228448
>JEDI BE STEALING MY SHIT LIKE THEY BE STEALING BABIES

HAH

>>44228388
"Actually I do need that. But I'd be happy if you just gave that to KJ's girl and told her to take it home, Icy's gotta do maintenance on them"

Order of:
>fun
Where everyone gets to play and everyone gets to have fun

>>44228388
>>but an order of (write in)
Fun and Good Times
>>WHAT DO
Don't touch my swag I'm too close for an achievement to start over again.

Look alright yes fine if it makes you happy I'll pay the fine or whatever.

>>44228448
>>44228457
The only reason the jedi are above the sith is because they don't want to assrape us during a weird bondage session

That and they somehow seem more dtf, jedi sloots.

>>44228503
Honestly, there are very few dtf jedi sloots here, just the two padawans and maybe the master if you play your cards right, apart from that, not a chance unless you get to know them for like 10+threads first.

Yeah true, they won't assrape you, but they're super fucking smug, which is almost as worse.

---


So an order of fun and good times, where everyone gets to play and have fun, and throw a big fucking hissyfit and when they stop tell them you're close to an achievement, tell them you'll pay whatever fine is necessary right now and replace anything that was in the purse right now aswell?

Sound good?

>>44228557
Sure

>>44228557
bueno

"STOP"

He freezes.

"DA JEDI BE STEALING MY SHIT LIKE THEY STEAL BABIES, TRYNA KEEP ME DOWN, HEEEELP"

...

As he goes to speak, KJ bursts through the door deactivated saber in hand, blood on his face, prompting the master to draw his own and take stance

"HANDS UP DON'T SABER" you begin screaming, and KJ follows suit "HANDS UP DON'T SABER"

"ENOUGH" the amster shouts, losing his cool, "what are your terms?"

"I keep my sit, pay a small fine and damages, and leave with my shit, and send KJ with replacement shit for stuff in the purse, nothing goes on any record, and we forget anything happened"

"Well, I don't think that'd be-"

"POL STATE, POLICE STA-"

"FINE, but you're the deposit, KJ takes your shit home, if KJ doesn't come back with the creds and stolen items, you go to jail"

"Fine"

"it's settled then"

And then bish bash bosh, KJ leaves with your shit, except your comm

>stay in hospital bed and do what
or
>timeskip to KJ getting here.

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>>44228701
>"HANDS UP DON'T SABER"
fucking hell

>stay in hospital bed and do what
meditate/rub one out

>>44228701
What's wrong with you people anyway geez the kids seem to be mostly the sanest.
And Athena of course but that's so clear I shouldn't have to say it. And those four from prison were okay I guess.

>>44228701
Athena you okay bby they didn't hurt you or anythinf

>>44228701
>stay in hospital bed and do what
Play videogames with the weedmaster, and check our child actor ad

>>44228823
>our child actor ad
Ahahaha what

>>44228766
Yeah they don't take that too lightly, insinuating that only the younglings have normal unfucked up heads, and that the four from the prison, athena, trayce, jaysun and retard who nearly killed himself and everyone else firing the force cannon, are the only decent jedi here.

The master shouts at you that the jedi life is sacred and revered, and that you just don't undertand the code like the "uncultured plebeian" you are.

---
>>44228748
You meditate for a while, thiking back over the recent events, not too long ago you ere sitting at home, searching spacecraigslist for any type of work, jacking off to BDSM porn on sith image boards, and now, you're Big K.

You think of how to solve all the problems facing you, and focus on where you want to be and what you want to achieve, and how you're going to achieve it. Survive and thrive baby.

You check spacebook and see athena's sent you a message saying sorry, and you reply asking if she's okay, and check your child actor ad asking for a kid to pretend to be your son.

"Hi! We here at siblings R us run a charity orgranisation that pairs needy orphans with people to hang out with them, usually at least once a week if this interests you. You'll be subject to a criminal background check but that's about it. Please comm me at this number here [insert number here] if you're interested ExogorthOllis@spacemail.com"

you put the comm down, even more to think about.
You haven't jacked off in years really, never felt much need to, but you're considering it, when there's a knock at the door...

>what do? and roll 1d9 to see who it is from my numbered list for me as you do please.

>>44228902
>no release
Yeah what sure come in don't saber me bro

Rolled 7 (1d9)

>>44228927
Forgot roll.

Rolled 1 (1d9)

>>44228902
hit back Athena and the orphan people, jack off while answering the door all stealthy like though, sneaky beaky

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>44228902
Worth a shot

>>44228943
Anything but seven, fuuuuuck
tacitcal tsundere who found out you cunt punched her incoming, all is lost

>>44228955
kk

>>44228976
91 sides too many bruv, was first roll encounter anyway blud.

>>44228995
groovy

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>>44228995
Pls bby no bully calm down

>>44229083
We don't say calm down here, we say "chill/cool it blud/bruv" or "allow me/it senpai"
and i'll bully you all i want you kinky masochist tart.

>>44228995
You say come in, and as they enter the infirmary and walk slowly to your bed, while you type out a response to the orphan people that you'd be very interested, and that you don't have criminal background worries, in fact, your corroborating with the jedi right now on matters.

When you look up you get a nasty palm to the face, made to sting with the hand spread (also it's a cybernetic hand), but not made to injure, they're clearly still watching out for your health.

Looking up at her, it's a worried but angry Trayce, staring you down, looking only at your face and your injuries, but not at the fact that you're sitting straight up in bed, knees up, and with the duvet over your knees to your belly button, with your dick in between your thighs, rubbing them together in the sneakiest wank you've ever had.

"Do you know how worrie- hurt i was when you decided to lose to someone not me?"

what

"I mean, I wanted to be your fir- beat you first! But instead you and athena..." She trails off, lost in her train of thought then quickly remembering where she is and starting again, "So you owe me! Not only for going with my lesser but for hitting me in my va-, va-, in my vagi- IN A SPECIAL PLACE" She shouts before covering her mouth, blushing.

Fuck you hate these type's of girls, unless you're shutting them up with a dick in the mouth that is.

>what do now?

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>44229197
SAY IT! SAY VAGINA! YOU ARE A FUCKING GROWN ASS WOMAN

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Oh yeah here's a pic of that gopnik chick, for boner's sake let's say that's what trayce looks like.

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>44229197
I didn't lose tho

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>>44229220
noice

>>44229197
But I didn't lose
Do you want me to kiss it better

>>44229218
"SAY IT! SAY VAGINA! YOU ARE A FUCKING GROWN ASS WOMAN AREN'T YOU?" She looks shocked, "SO SAY VAGINA THEN"

"....va*mumble*"

"I can't hear youuuuu"

"I SAID VAGin*mumble*, Shut up!"

Haha, oh yeah, as annoying as they are they're fun to tease

"Can you not say it because you're scared of saying you want me to kiss it better?" Which nets you another slap, several accusations of being a perv, and a scent of wetness stemming from her. Damn.

"And I didn't lose, she conceded, i bled out during extracurricular activity" at the mention of which she stiffens, but then reciting words in her head, she speaks

"Yes but you lost out on a better partner"

"Me and Athena aren't partners"

"I-i-i meant to spar with you pervert! I would fight much better than she ever could!"

"Is that why you're still a padawan and she isn't?"

2 seconds later, big bruise on your leg from robot arm punch after which she squeals "I'm so sorry, i forgot you were hurt, let me take a look at it!" making a move for the duvet

>what do now

>>44229246
Looks like he was going down on a girl in the middle east and had never met a squirter before.

>>44229319
>drop trou

get in close bb, inspect it real good

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>44229319
Well while you're down there can you help me with smtin else too

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>44229319
Teach her the ancient mandalorian arts of vagina tonguespeak

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>>44229381
>>44229487
>>44229369
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCL7BkHVrcQ
Theme of last two threads

---

She lifts the duvet and gets fucking thwomped in the forehead by the exogorth, creating a little dripping pre cum bindi dot on her forehead

She retreats up shouting curses and exclamations of perversion.

"What is this? i--i just..."

"Inspect it real good, remember, you just hurt me, it's your job to help"

"To help your leg, not, this third le-, pe-, di-, wein-, thingy!"

She does have a point, you thought this plan was instant foolproof. Maybe it's cos u haven't said the magic words yet.

"A-a-anyway, why would I help yours, when you hurt m-mine!"

"Go on then, take revenge then, get your own back"

She stares at the monster with half lidded eyes, and raises her hand, you'd move, but you don't detect danger, and she grabs on to it after slowing down her hand mid swing

"S-s-see? revenge. Haha..." She says, looking deep into your third eye, "the grip is a powerful maneuver" she says moving her tiny hand up and down slowly, soaking your shaft and her hand in pre cum "god it's better than i dreamed"

Has she finally broke then? nice. Or not, when she sees you looking at her face she blushes up shouting again, "I'm saving myself, don't get any f-f-funny ideas" but she hasn't taken her eyes off the monster yet so you're not really convinced. but how to get her less embarrassed? Eureka, you've got it!

"Come sit on my chest" and before she can freak you let her know that it's "so you don't have to look at my face when you're enacting your revenge."

she thinks, hand still moving, and agrees silently

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>>44229571
that'll do pig, that'll do

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>>44229571
She climbs abord the SS Kyran, and gives you face full of ass. Pure, ninja outfit ass, right in the face. How could you stop yourself with this amount of this presenting?

You slip the back of her trousers down while she's lost in the moment, recite your abc's to warm up for the ancient mandalorian arts of vagina tonguespeak, and jam your face and tongue right in when you're done, eliciting a happy but surprised "whaa..."

"I did tell you i'd kiss it better didn't I? that's what i'm doing, and since i'm healing you, i think you should heal where i'm hurt to"

she pauses and you go back to testing her punani, looking for that sweet spot, when all of a sudden you feel her slam her head into your thighs, managing to take about 7 inches in before being forced to recoil, and work on the first few, and that just spurs you on to probe deeper with your tongue.

You decide that you're not going to violently facefuck someone with your messed up side, so you elect for fellatio, with some very light irrumatio with slightly thrusting hips.

You decide to rest your mouth a minute and she if she's full broken yet, since you can understand dick in mouth speech having heard it so much.

"Do you masturbate often?"

"hmph"

"No? so why were you shaking and squirming when we met in that alley"

"i adha eneb htne"

"You'd been just before it? What were you touching yourself to?"

"bruyo"

oh boy

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>>44229799

you finally decide she's not going to improve more or speed up or do deeper at a point, so you stead tombstone her, sitting completely straight, eat that pussy like you've never done before, holding her by just her asscheeks and fuckin her mouth, thrusting to her throat, and shooting rope after rope straight into her belly, with her legs kicking and accidentally kneeing you in the face as you bring her to the end to.

After you settle into normal people positions, you pull her into a sleeping position on your chest, only because you could tell she was going to kiss you with spunky mouth though.

and you don't care what the master that's been standing there for several minutes is going to do, you're exhausted, it's sleepy time.

---

You wake up, wiping a bit of juice off your lip, asjusting the shoulder the bitch is laying on to get more comfy. She has nice smelling shampoo you note.

Your comm is flashing, and picking it up, is a message saying "Thank you very much for your interest in our orphans! We'll get back to you soon!"

Still no reply from Athena though.

But KJ's on his way apparently, took him fucking long enough, been here hours. You're a busy guy.

He says he'll pick you up now arriving in about 15 minutes, since his girl has already delivered the creds and stolen shit to the police station along with a note from the jedi council

So you're free for now

>what do

>>44229871
nice
>>44229614
oink

>>44229904
Go check on Athena, out the cuntpunched into the bed.
Also put some clothes on as well

>>44229904
slap dat ass
get what's her name to make us something to eat

Rolled 13, 31 = 44 (2d100)

You deftly remove your arm in such a well practiced motioned way, even a bitch made or sensors and mines wouldn't detect you ditching, and get out of bed.

Now to go find athena, or...

Holy fuck your stomach sounds like death, but you realyl can't be arsed to cook, and have you no clothes which to go exploring in.

So you get back into bed and kiss her on the head to wake up, you know she's awake, but she ain't moving, so you slap her ass and she jolts up, back to her old shouty shy self, which you cut off, to ask for breakfast, at 5pm.

She outright refuses on principle at first, but the more yo suggest she seems like the perfect person to wife up if she could cook, the faster she throws on an metaphorical apron and clothes to head off to the kitchens

"Will anything be alright?"

"yeah anything breakfasty, I don't want you trying what it tastes like with the same spoon you stirr with either, don't want to be tasting my own kids in the sauce"

She leaves huffing, but from the sound of her footsteps, towards the ktichen and stops. And starts arguing, and pushing, and throwing shit. eventually it dies down and a pair offeet come to your room

"Well that was qu-"

oh it's athena

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>>44230113
It's athena.

Sporting bloody bruised knuckles, a gashed cheek, blood in the corner of her mouth, and half a pair of mudhsark sunglasses.

Oh.

She comes in and takes a seat at the foot of the bed.

"You alright?" you ask

"fine."

"okay"

well this is awkward.

>what do

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcfV6yUUMhs
Why is General Krell so awesome?

>>44230175
My least favourite bit about the clone wars was how kids show it was, meaning we didn't get to see the character's reactions to this event, or see it affect them personality wise in the long run.

But yeah he's fucking awesome, Krell like character will turn up at some point probs now.

>>44230169
Are you sure?
Cause you don't look that fine.
Kiss it better?

>>44230235
"Are you sure?"

"Yes"

"Cause you don't look that fine"

"i'm fine"

"Want me to kiss it better?" you say, ealning forward, right into a headbutt in the nose.

Well that was uncalled for.

"You're definitely not fine"

"well you almost died just to get a chance at me, but then as soon as you wake up, you're already with some padawan sket not anywhere near my level? You know how insulting that is? that I gave myself to you, and was worried for you, and guilty for you, just to see that? So to answer your question, i'm just fucking dandy, but you, aren't fine, you're a piece of shit."

Normally you don't feel this bad, then again, normally you don't fuck girls who are bros unless you can pass it off as alcohol.

Mind you, since your main thought right now is still how long is it going to be until food gets here, you probably don't feel that bad.

>what do

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>44230337
Introduce her to the concept of free love an remind her that you don't owe her or her heart.
YURE A FEER sPEEReT FAmM

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>44230518
Sure

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>44230518
>>44230542
75?

and tell her Kyran is the type of guy you fuck to have a good time, he is not the type of guy anyone should get attached to beyond at best business relations

>>44230518
"mi nuh haffi giv u mi rastafari beast ya bumbaclart, mi a redrin who a furee speeret, no word of a lie famalam, u jus be needin a bloodfiyah raasclart cos u on your reds, rudegyal"

"What?"

"as cool as you are, there's such a thing as free love, and big K has a lot to give, unless you think you could take the monster at least once a day, every day of the year without break?"

She stops and thinks, letting her guard down, so you pull her closer, shoulder to shoulder, and she rests her head on your shoulder.

"It's just... I thought it was special, thought I was special, to you"

"You are, you really are, i made sensual love with you, trayce? i just fucked her face"

She chuckles a little

"Listen, i'm the kind of guy you fuck for a good time, not the type anyone should get attached to unless they want to live in a shed, or fight me in the future. That answer your question?"

"No, but I feel a lot better, thanks Ky"

You wipe the blood off her mouth, and kiss her shortly and softly, before standing up, gobbed up sogged up nob feeling great in the breeze, finding a hospital gown and turning back to the blushing Athena, pulling your gown donw a little when you realise your head's sticking out the bottom, and leave for the cantina, texting KJ to head there instead of the infirmary, and trayce to bring food there instead of the room.

You head to the cantina and find an empty table to sit down at with Athena

>what do now

>>44230631
>and he himself realizes that, which is why he felt bad at ranlis' house

>>44230337
Remind her we are the Grand Master of the Academy of Fun and Good Times.
The Fag't Grand Master Plow Pwoon

Or hell, >>44230785 do it now I guess?

>>44230785
ask for our special favourite meal and offer her some

we need to eat twice as much (this and kj gf food) to heal

>>44230836
This reminds me, are we just gonna recruit disgruntled sith and jedi or are we taking in lil kids too. When is our adopted orphan coming too?

>>44230843
Fav food was Sith Academy, they got crackers and water here cuz jedu prude cunts in all aspects of life

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>44230897
Here's roll for his/her Force sensitivity

>>44230915
That is what they want you to think, Yoda keept a stash of ice cream that he shares with the younglings and Windu was known for his watermlon plantations. Ben was known for sharing his food with good friends, but only if they didn't mind him getting high

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>44230935
Wynaut?

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>>44230935
Best of 3 innit?

>>44230949
And Quile Gonnery Jinn?

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>>44230785
get her something to drink, she does look like she's had a rough time

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>>44230935
>>44230970
>>44230981
I guess we could train/teach it to do non force things to

>>44231003
He uh, trained Batman.

I don't need to tell you what Kid Fister did...

>>44230800
deeeeep
>>44230897
still need to organise it, and it ain't adopting, it's spending time with them to provide the affection and good role models.
>>44230915
sad times
>>44230949
how's yoda gonna take the high ground if he hides ice cream the froggy wasteman?
>>44230970
nope
>>44230981
cute
>>44231003
worst jedi ever, period. mulleted wateman
---

"hey, i'm the fag't grand master plow poon, and i think you're pretty cool"

"whatever dork, i'm getting some crackers and water"

Crackers and water? What the fuck? if tracey brings you crackers and water you're putting her through this table, no word of a lie bruv

She comes back with literally crackers and water, you thought she was joking.

"And he we are?" She says arriving with a bust lip and a couple of bruises, putting you both down a ate of eggs, bacon, and toast.

you smile, and she sits down as close to you as possible while simultaneously scowling and smirking at athena.

"awh, what's wrong athena? sad that he's sitting next to me and not next to a loser?"

"Nah, i'm fine now, specially since I got love made to me while you just sucked him off"

"Shut up! He licked me too, and we even slept together!"

"at least i'm not a padaw-"

both girl freak a little when their shouting match is abruptly ended by their lips being closed with the force

"kiss and make up, if you ruin my breakfast with arguing, both of you will be dust"

People need to learn, btiches need to be straightened out.

after a while of slient eating, which you thank trace for the food, and KJ arrives, throwing your outfit at you and holding your bag of tricks.

"Cmon K, we're going"

You strip right there in the cantina earning some irate glares, and get dressed into your old threads, with a lot of new padding"

"oh nice"

"resists electricity, chemicals, and the force a little bit too, as thanks for solving the stalker problem"

"Seeya around" you say walking off with KJ

>what do now?

>>44231156
Go get a gyro. Just waking up from four days your hungrier than a Hutt who hasn't eaten in an hour.

>>44231208
GYRO TIME BLAD
You head straight from there to kj's girls car ans say nothing but gyro to every question until you get to your favourite gyro stand, and buy one of everything

Half an hour alter, your hunger is nearly all but gone. If only they had the gungan brain gyro, this'd be [perfect

>what do now?

>>44231156
make sure your bitches kiss and make up

>>44231156
Check our email/netstuff/spacebook while we go get that hovercar for the heist as well as the other stuff, like our smokeys

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>>44231241

this >>44231277 then

>>44231241
buy a midichlorian scouter to gauge power levels

>>44231248
You send a text to athena and trayce

"I swear to actual fuck if you two don't kiss and make up and be friends again, i'm going to find the only guy i know with a big dicker to tear your arsehole open"

5 minutes later you're greeted to an awkward picture of two bruised up girls with touching lips.

You reply "I'm giving you an hour to properly kiss and make up, if I reply to a picture it's good, and you can stop trying to prove it, but I will destroy that temple and everyone in it if you can't prove it"

you turn your spacebook notifications off for laughs, and head home.

"Say KJ, why'd getting me take so long?"

"Because I had to wait for your delivery, let the delivery man's wife adjust your outfit, take her to the warehouse where the car is until the day of the event so she can equip nitrous in it and i left the smokebombs there, and then i stopped for ice cream"

"Anything else?"

"Nah" that covers it

- an hour later

You get to the warehouse to see what the car's like, unfortunately you can't test drive it since it needs to not be seen anywhere until the event. But yeah, firework launcher and holes in the chassis to drop smoke bombs from. nice.

KJ has already picked out one of the towers in your absence, and he will snipe from there to take out the guards around her, you just need to do the driving

Oh yeah your spcacebook

You look through your messages, and the kissing gets better with each photo, each one asking if this one's okay, until it stops, then there's a message from athena being... huh, eaten out by trace with a caption "can't wait until she's replaced with you"

Huh, guess they kissed and made up too much

-TIME SKIP-

brb

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>>44231441
bruv Bruv BRUV!

>>44231575
Maybe

Better save some money up for this extremely prototype device that you don't need since you've got the force to tell.

back and writing

>>44231688
It was a joke, on the prequels'.

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>>44231720
fairdoes, i actually like 3 and wanted to run a clone wars era quest pls don't hurt me
>>44231784
same bruv

---

So it's 9am, the day of the heist.

You're doing this thing.

Drive by kidnapping in Jedi territory.

Of a senator in front of thousands.

To make a porno

You should be paid more for this, ah well.

You've got 6 hours before you need to get the car into place 15 minutes before the kidnapping.

>What do first today?

>>44231808
Clean self thoroughly. Remove excess skin and hair. Clean equipment with rubber gloves on.

>>44231808
>have trace recon the site of the job, send pics of points of interest and her ass
>check up on equipment and teammates
>check in on the younglings for a quick hello how you doin thing maybe

>>44231808
I like 3 too.
The HIGH GROUND

Anyway, get some warmups done and revise the plan with KJ. Check if our orphan delivery isn't coming by today.

>>44231934
>have a jedi recon the place for a crime, kinda
Just no. No. Just no dude, what the fuck

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>>44232036
she don't know that

bitch is on a strict need to know basis, and all she needed to know lately was our dick

>>44232109
>hey can you go scout x place
>where me and my apprentice last were sighted stealing from jedi
>and where a high speed lightning kidnapping will take place
I am sure she is not retarded, and neither are the other jedi. You'd need to be an amoeba not to connect the dots.

>>44231906
That's to do right before the start of the heist.

>>44231934
If you ask trace to recon the site and take photos of points of interest, she'd rat you out as up to suspicious activity, and then it's all over. the ass pictures she can do though

equipment and teammates is ltierally all you did on the timeskip. as well as plan your route out, leaving smoke bombs om fake routes to be activated by Baka's guys when at certain poitns to trick police into following the wrong way.

KJ assures you he can take out all 4 guards in 4 shots, every single piece of equipment is fingerprint and DNA free and handled only in gloves in full black body suits (Which is what you're both wearing at the heist, despite him not being seen at all, and you only being seen pulling her into your car

>>44232006
FROM MY POINT OF VIEW THE HIGH GROUND IS SPINNING

>>44232036
>>44232109
>>44232140
she's a very determined padawan, which is why the "you're not a knight" digs hurt her so much. It's also why she'll report that shit straight up.

writing

>>44232160
And which is why we won't involve her, or any jedi, on illicit activities unless we know for sure it won't fuck our shit up.
Like sharing weird shit on space book to the weed master and selling him weed.

>>44232257
selling weed added to to do list.

>>44232160
You check your space email

"tomorrow you'll be hanging out all day with your little buddy as a trial run, who do you take with you?"

>Alex! Alex is an energetic older kid at 14 1/2, who loves sports, music, and adventure
>Jeff! Jeff is a mon calamari 8 3/4year old boy who loves swimming, reading a book, and science!
>Rargle! Rargle is a shy 11 1/4 year old wookie girl with an abused background looking for someone soft and caring to take her on walks and to restaurants.
>make yourself look like a prick by requesting a different yute

>now where we go and what do after choosing?

>>44232405
>Rargle! Rargle is a shy 11 1/4 year old wookie girl with an abused background looking for someone soft and caring to take her on walks and to restaurants.

Replying and shit took half an hour, it's now 9:30am, and you have to start heading to the warehouse with the car at 3pm

>what do now?

>>44232405
>>Rargle! Rargle is a shy 11 1/4 year old wookie girl with an abused background looking for someone soft and caring to take her on walks and to restaurants.

Merry Fucking Life Day bitches

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>>44232558
>Merry Fucking Life Day bitches
No.

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>>44232580
YOU CANNOT KILL THAT WHICH HAS NO CANON

>>44232405
We adopt rargle.
We will be the best dad we never had, Nigguh!

>>44232554
Fuck me, I don't know meditate on the force or something

>>44232554
Eat some stuff, then check our number of subscribers on spacbook and spacetube.

>>44232602
NOOOOOOO
>>44232637
>>44232680

KK
WRITING

You meditate on the force for a while, thinking hard and deep. Maybe you'll adopt this kid if it goes well. Maybe you'll be a great dad like you never had. Maybe you'll adopt every kid ever and move them into the mansion academy of fun you'll build. A man cream.

Eventually, you cum which breaks your focus, into the mouth of the hot milf from the grocery store, and she sloops to the floor in jizm, her job finally done, allowing her to rest off the exogorth beating from earlier.

About time, you'd actually forgotten she was there.

You check your spacebook friends, a large number, consisting of everyone you've met so far. Even some sith that haven't removed you yet, no Ranlis though, aswell as... 3 whole subscribers on spacetube, with no videos uploaded, since you dind't think yo upload the lightsaber video there, jsut to spacetube. Other people's views of the video are leading up to billions though, fuck.

it's now 10am

>What do

>>44232980
didn't think to upload the lightsaber video there, just to spacebook.

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>>44232980
........did we just cum to the though of adopting kids? I know its was the milk doing the physical dick work, but we were thinking about orphans

get her number I guess, ummmm replenish our fluids then train/workout

>>44233107
You have her comm, that's how you called her

And now we aren't a yoda playing with himself in luke's backpack, your guy isn't planning to fuck kids, only people round his age or higher.

though he browses the star wars equivalents of /d/ and /b/ so you never know what kinky shit he beats his meat to

You get yourself some milk mixed with powers, begin your pre workout, drink your milk, wor out, get some more milk, squat, drink milk, more squat, more squat, more milk, more squat, porridge, more squat, sit ups, bicep curls, and finally more squat.

It's now 12noon, 3 hours left

>what do? timeskip is an acceptable option if you can't think of what you want to do btw, shoulda mentioned that. If you really wanted you could timeskip in a cryofreeze and kill luke as he's born and tweet the pics to vader eventually ruining the franchise in our own canon, galaxy's your oyster my bredrin

>>44232980
Buy a stuffed (whatever yoda is) and save it to give to the orphan. Then meet up with KJ and set your alarm, before napping..

No like really I have no idea what to do

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>>44233233
Muur talisman plz

sorta cheeky of me to ask this, but any suggestions about how we should pass the time?

we got a sauna nearby? lets relax our muscles before the job

>>44233233
Milk mixed with powers? What the fuck?
Mixed with protein and whey, damn.

Not stirring it with force push.

>>44233316
>Muur talisman plz
please elaborate on that
also yeah

---
you go online to look for a toy for your kid, and see one of a little green man of some unknown race to you with overnight delivery, and snap it up.

You head to the local sauna, and after getting the sauna owners spacebook, spend a while chilling out and getting clean and relaxing.

When you're done it's heist time, so you head to the warehouse and suit up, get in the car, and driv it to the waiting spot.

You watch the parade go by, and finally it's time, the woman in the red dress comes past waving to the crowd.

>What do?
>park in her way and when she knocks on the window give the signal to KJ and pull her into the car through the passenger side window
>give the signal to have the guards 4 shotted and speed past and drag her in as you're going
>something else

>roll2d100 with your option

Rolled 65, 33 = 98 (2d100)

>>44233503
>give the signal to have the guards 4 shotted and speed past and drag her in as you're going
PORN FOR THE PORN GOD

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>>44233503
>give the signal to have the guards 4 shotted and speed past and drag her in as you're going

long story short, sith puts him self in a talisman for immortality and ends up possessing a jedi chick, they solve mysteries and spread the rakghoul plague

>>44233667
fairdoes
>>44233556
You give the signal and KJ fires, taking out two guards, and two holograms?

The real guards left must be those rather military looking guards by the road.

You drive through both of the pricks, next to the red dress, drag her in, and speed off, drop several smokes and fireworks out, and ehad through the abandoned area while the other smokes are triggered in the two decoy routes, and you get into the warehouse just fine, where the senator steps out and stretches

"Maaaaan i hate that fuckng bastard part? Now where's that bastard baka with my hunks and money?" she moans

"You have to wait here for two hours while he enjoys the rest of the festival, it's his favourite day of the year you know" you reply taking off your body suit and throwing it into the incinerator.

"well that's fucking stupid, anyway, here's your 100,000 credits mate, now scarper, you're dragging my mood down."

>what do? stay here? go elsewhere? kill yourself? galaxy's your oyster

>>44233747
anything I can do to get that mood back up?

>>44233747
Ask her out of curiosity how many dicks she has seen that are bigger than Lil Exo
Shes a porn star, she should give us a good estimate

>>44233783
>>44233791
You smile at her,
"anything I can do to get that mood back up?"

She laughs, "you just have, but unless you've got a monster cock, keep walking boy"

"Well that's the thing" you say, pulling out the exogorth and letting it full mast, "since you're a porn star i'd like your opinion on how big it actually is."

"eh, I couldn't tell you unless I fucked you, not really a porn star, I do this twice a year for about 6 years now? bout 4 dicks a time? so 48? Maths never was my strong suit, only became a senator with my vagina" she says laughing, "though you're one of the biggest i've seen definitely, biggest human i've seen, seen aliens with bigger though"

Huh

>what do now?

>>44233908
Sooo then want to fuck? Since you have said you can't really tell unless you do. Other wise to pick on Kj.

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>>44233908
ey bb wan som fug

>>44234087
>>44234069
"Ayy bby" you chant, "want sum fug?"
...
.......

"You know I was going to say no, but your magic words have convinced me, though I only use rubbers with people I don't know are clean, sorry"

Condoms? are you serious? Man you're handly going to feel any of th-

You wake up being slapped in the face by KJ

"Get up master, thanks for the help asshole, couldn't shake the tail, had to hide in the sewer system for several hours with your jedi friends trying to sniff me out"

"wha-"

"It's going to take me forever to get the stink off!" he moans throwing his bodysuit into the incinerator, "You should probably wash to, look at ya, covered ins weat, you're practically swimming in it."

wait what the fuck happened? 4 used condoms on the hood of the car alone? oh no it's coming back, the things she could do, the things she could take, fuck.

4 hours you went before she walked away waving and limping a tad, must've been asleep for several hours.

You can't beleive it, you just got kyran'd! Fuck,

"Anyway, get your shit, we're heading home, i'm gonna stop at a store to buy some towels to put on my girl's seat though. Also we need a vehicle at some point"

You'll deal with that later, you just want to sleep until tomorrow.

---

You wake up with a plate of cold breakfast by you with a note "sorry for snapping yesterday, KJ." and another note saying "nigga i woke you up like 3 times if it gets cold deal with it, i'm going out"

You eat it, still nice cold, and get showered, changed, grab your toy and head to orphanage for the meet at 11am

---

"Rargle..."

"Good to meet you too Rargle, should we be going now?"

"Rargle!"

>what do?

>>44234336
we got played like a damn fiddle

>check for force sensitivity
>piggy back ride?

>>44234443
You feel within you that rargle is not a force sensitive.

ah well, can't draft every child into an army anyway, we're not a jedi or sith are we.

She smiles and rargles along hopping and skipping, clearly enjoying the walk.

"How about a piggyback?"

"Rargle!"

"What do you mean that I have legs? I was offering to piggyback you!"

"Raaargle"

"Well excuse me princess!"

"rargle!" she shouts tapping your leg and running. A game of tag eh?

You hold her in place with the force, she flinches a little when you come close, but you just boop her nose, put her down and moonrun away with her hot on your heels.

You stop catching your breath and are speared to the ground by that buff little fucker, laughing as she does it. You stand up and help her up.

>What do now? food? park? meet people? walk more? go back?

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>>44234557
Give 'er the toy because why the fuck not
Does she knows how to shiv?
Tech her the way of the shiv.

>>44235178
Cute.
Got quite a large collection of mini grills being poked, aintcha

also approaching the 24hr mark, the 8 hours i spent asleep count shut up, so might end it soon, dunno.
---

She knows how to shiv, that's how she got out of her last bad foster home apparently, though she doesn't need to, wookie strength.

You give her the toy and she stares at her toy before saying something unbelievably out of character.

"Rargle"

"y-yeah, let's take you back now then if that's what you want"

"...rargle" she says walking alongside you clutching her doll to her chest.

When all of a sudden, some rather big fuck with dark side just streaming off his locks stops you.

"Excuse me, have you seen a Kyran Ollis around here?"

>what do/say with 1d100

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>44235325
A what? If it ain't female I don't really care mate.

>>44235434
"A what? If it ain't female I don't really care mate, and if it is, i'd help you look for it"

He opens his comm

Showing a hologram of your exact face right next to your face

"Oh i'm so sorry so, let me say it so you can understand, i'm looking for you"

>what do with 1d100