>>44152957
>>Deal

>>44152957
>Deal
Sure why not.

>>44152957
>>Deal

>>44152957
>I've got something better... I can offer you dice... my dice.
I really love making enemies.

>me and my boys but you in chains
>put
opening post brine. opening post.
>>44152957
>Deal

>>44152957
>But if I win, me and my boys but you in chains
>but
Drink!

>>44152957
>Deal

>>44153002
>>44153012
>>44153019
>>44153085
>>44153085

"Deal."

You reply.

A hush falls over the gambling hall as Nah'vash turns around. Several of the customers edge closer to the exit while others find themselves drawn in toward the events about to unfold.

"Very well..."

Nah'vash drawls out, his grin growing bigger. The qun'kai begins to shuffle quickly in front of you and speaks as he does so.

"You know I very much doubted your claim to your identity when you uttered that name. But if you aren't the man you claim to be, you're a damned fine pretender. I will almost regret milking you for all you're worth Captain... almost."

He chuckles as he continues to shuffle.

>Roll 1d100

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>44153279
dice be a devil, dice be a snitch, luck's a fickle mistress, please be my bitch.

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>44153279

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>44153279

>>44153300
noice

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>44153279
rolling

>>44153300
Your rhyme appeased the gods I guess

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>44153279
rollan
>>44153300
daymn

>>44153300
nice

>>44153300

>Rolled 94
>Success

Your eyes catch something as the cards begin to shuffle about. Nah'vash is cheating with his. His eyes lock with yours and his grin widens. He knows that you know. An open challenge to you. Accusing him of cheating would likely end in a fire fight, where as accepting the draw will put you in chains. You only have a few moments to decide how to react.

>What do you do?

>Pull out your gun and shoot him point blank for trying to game you. (A)
>Call him out of cheating you, try to get the crowd to back you up. (C)
>Let the cards fall. They always fall in your favor. (L)

>>44153544
>Let the cards fall. They always fall in your favor. (L)
If not we shoot him and steal his ship.

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>>44153544
Sorry for the slow response I had to make a quick phone call

>>44153544
>Let the cards fall. They always fall in your favor. (L)
It's the only real way.

>>44153544
>Let the cards fall. They always fall in your favor. (L)

>>44153544
>>Let the cards fall. They always fall in your favor. (L)

>>44153544
>Let the cards fall. They always fall in your favor. (L)

>>44153544
>Let the cards fall. They always fall in your favor. (L)
it's only natural.

>>44153544
>Pull out your gun and shoot him point blank for trying to game you. (A)

Han shot first.

>>44153544
>Call him out of cheating you, try to get the crowd to back you up. (C)

>>44153544
>>Let the cards fall. They always fall in your favor. (L)
You can't cheat the devil's dice... and live to tell the tale.

>>44153566
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>>44153581
>>44153584
>>44153585
>>44153595
>>44153725

>Roll 1d100

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>44153783

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>44153783

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>44153783

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>44153783
>>44153798
>>44153804
hoo boy

>>44153804
Fuck.

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>44153783

use the devils dice, we have 4 left

>>44153813
We're gonna have to burn 3 pairs of devil dices for this one boys.
And fuck, I was out to get the laundry.

>>44153837
>>44153837

>Rolled 74
>Failure

>Burn a Devil's Dice?

>Y
or
>N

>>44153880
Y

>>44153880
>Y

>>44153880
>Y

>>44153880
>Y

>>44153880
>Y

>>44153880
do you even need to ask?

>>44153880
Jah

>>44153880
No thank you Brine, I'm ready for Slave in the Stars quest...
Yes

>>44153892
>>44153880
*Nah'vash gapes wide eyed and wide mouthed at the cards. With a smirk and a subtle frown marking our displeasure at his bad attempt at cheating you utter: "The dice don't like it when they get cheated in a fair game of chance. Never cheat on lady luck."

Sometimes I do wonder why people go for luck so much here when the dice are so fickle.

>>44153983
She be a cruel mistress anon

But an exciting one

>>44153983
Because we're supposed to literally have the devils luck, it just seems that the people rolling don't

>>44154019
The Devil cant stand against /tg/ dice.

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>>44153963


>Y

>Devil's Dice burned
>Rolled 100
>Success

You smile back easily and Nah'vash and he flinches, his smile lessening under the sheer audacity of your calmness. His shuffling stops and his lips curl back into a snarl as he deals the cards. The first card falls and you see Nah'vash's face drop. The second card falls and the game is already over. Twenty-one, on the cards. Nah'vash's eyes turn cold as he deals his own cards and gets a paltry fourteen.

"You can't cheat me son. I've got the Devil's Dice. I don't need to roll them to have their blessing."

You say, a wry smile gracing your lips.

Nah'vash looks like he wants to be angry... but you see something closer to terror. A man like him doesn't mess up his shuffles, he's a card shark, a professional. These things don't happen on accident to a man like him. He takes a cautious step away from you as you slowly stand.

"Hash.... get the man his credits."

The qun'kai says in a broken voice. The goon nods quickly, terrified at his bosses loss of vigor and quickly types something out on his own communicator. A small chip is ejected from it and he hands it to you quickly.

"Leave this place.... Captain... and don't ever come back or I'll shoot you full of holes before you have even say a word."

The qun'kai says, regaining some of his broken anger.

>What do you say?

>"Pleasure doing business with you, I'll be on my way now."
>"Hey old man. You were a mechanic right? You how'd you like to get off this rock and have your last days mean something."
>"Alright, you. The one who shot at me. You life is now officially mine. I hope you like ships, cause you're gonna be cleaning mine for a looooong time."
>Blow a kiss to the bounty hunter.

>>44154153
>"Pleasure doing business with you, I'll be on my way now."
>"Hey old man. You were a mechanic right? You how'd you like to get off this rock and have your last days mean something."
>"Alright, you. The one who shot at me. You life is now officially mine. I hope you like ships, cause you're gonna be cleaning mine for a looooong time."
>Blow a kiss to the bounty hunter.
Fuck choosing one.

>>44154153
>"Pleasure doing business with you, I'll be on my way now."
>"Hey old man. You were a mechanic right? You how'd you like to get off this rock and have your last days mean something."
>Blow a kiss to the bounty hunter.

>>44154153
>>"Hey old man. You were a mechanic right? You how'd you like to get off this rock and have your last days mean something."
>>"Alright, you. The one who shot at me. You life is now officially mine. I hope you like ships, cause you're gonna be cleaning mine for a looooong time."
>>Blow a kiss to the bounty hunter. On thew way out.

>>44154153
>"Pleasure doing business with you, I'll be on my way now."
>"Hey old man. You were a mechanic right? You how'd you like to get off this rock and have your last days mean something."
>"Alright, you. The one who shot at me. You life is now officially mine. I hope you like ships, cause you're gonna be cleaning mine for a looooong time."
>Blow a kiss to the Bounty Hunter.
and throw in a nice sweeping bow as we make our exit, and a nice flourish with our hat

>>44154153
>"Pleasure doing business with you, I'll be on my way now."
>"Hey old man. You were a mechanic right? You how'd you like to get off this rock and have your last days mean something."
>Blow a kiss to the bounty hunter.

>>44154153
>>"Hey old man. You were a mechanic right? You how'd you like to get off this rock and have your last days mean something."
And as we're walking away
>Blow a kiss to the bounty hunter.

>>44154199
seconding just for the hat.

>>44154189
That doesn't look like one.

>>44154153
>"Hey old man. You were a mechanic right? You how'd you like to get off this rock and have your last days mean something."
>Blow a kiss to the bounty hunter.

>>44154153
>>"Pleasure doing business with you, I'll be on my way now."
>>"Hey old man. You were a mechanic right? You how'd you like to get off this rock and have your last days mean something."
>>"Alright, you. The one who shot at me. You life is now officially mine. I hope you like ships, cause you're gonna be cleaning mine for a looooong time."

>>44154153
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>>44154153
Rock hard.

If we didn't start with max luck, would we still have the Devil's Dice, or would have had to find them if we started with a focus on another stat?

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>>44154251

"Pleasure doing business with you, I'll be on my way now."

You say with a smugness that seems to encompass your entire being, as you turn you speak again, this time to another.

"Hey old man. You were a mechanic right? How'd you like to get off this rock and have your last days mean something?"

You ask to Regi.

The old man's cracked lips split into a wide grin and he stands after taking a last drag from his pipe.

"I'd be lying if you said you haven't lit a fire in this old man's heart boy. What the hell? This'll just be one last adventure in an old man's life."

He replies with another laugh that shakes him to his core.

"And you. Yes, you, the one who shot at me. Zak, was it? You life is now officially mine. I hope you like ships, cause you're gonna be cleaning mine for a looooong time."

You say, grabbing him by the collar.

The mousey man swallows heavily but makes no move to resist.

"S-sure thing boss... anything is better then what Nah'vash had planned."

He replies quietly.

"Good man. Now gentlemen, let's be off."

You say cheerily.

The three of you make your way toward the entrance of the gambling hall and you allow Regi and Zak to leave first. You turn around give an audacious bow, flourishing your hat, before righting yourself. Just before you leave you blow a final kiss to the bounty hunter at the table whose eyes narrow at you.

The establishment stays quiet behind you in stunned silence and you join your new rag-tag crew.

>What do you say?

>"So, where the hell can we buy a ship around here?"
>"Do you think Nah'vash will be a problem later on?"
>"So what are the odds that bounty hunter will follow us, you think?"
>"So Zak, are you good for anything aside from missing shots?"

>>44154648
>>"So, where the hell can we buy a ship around here?"
>>"Do you think Nah'vash will be a problem later on?"

>>44154648
>>"So, where the hell can we buy a ship around here?"
>"So what are the odds that bounty hunter will follow us, you think?"
>"So Zak, are you good for anything aside from missing shots?"

>>44154648
>"So, where the hell can we buy a ship around here?"
>"So Zak, are you good for anything aside from missing shots?"
>"So what are the odds that bounty hunter will follow us, you think?"

>>44154648
>"So, where the hell can we buy a ship around here?"
>"Do you think Nah'vash will be a problem later on?"

>>44154648
>"So, where the hell can we buy a ship around here?"
>"So Zak, are you good for anything aside from missing shots?"

>>44154648
>"So, where the hell can we buy a ship around here?"
>"So what are the odds that bounty hunter will follow us, you think?"
>"So Zak, are you good for anything aside from missing shots?"

>>44154648
>"So, where the hell can we buy a ship around here?"
>"So what are the odds that bounty hunter will follow us, you think?"
>"So Zak, are you good for anything aside from missing shots?"

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>>44154587
Nope. It may not have had something physical like the dice, but every stat had a cool thing or concept linked to them that would have had a pretty heavy emphasis on how you play and your character, much like the Dice.

>>44154648
Votes are in

>>44154839
So if Luck relates to dice, would Charisma relate to our looks or our hat?

>>44154885
Well really we ought to get a plus to something cause of the hat.

>>44154885
I imagine we would have had a literal silver tongue or a hypnotic gaze if we went charisma route

>>44154951
it's a mighty fine hat

>>44154672
>>44154678
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>>44154681
>>44154689
>>44154698
>>44154755

"So what are the odds that bounty hunter will follow us, you think?"

You ask to them both once the doors are well and closed.

"Sure as the sun sets Cap'n, why you got plans for that one?"

Regi asks with a twinkle in his eye.

You shrug easily.

"We'll see how it all goes. Just trying to get a head for what to expect. Speakin' of which, Zak what can I expect outa you aside from missed shots?""

You ask.

"Right... um I'm pretty good at sneaking around and picking pockets, quicker then anyone else in town when it comes to running."

He replies, trying to circumvent around the part of the conversation where he shot at you.

"That's something at least."

You say with a shrug.

"Now then, to the matter at hand, where can I expect to buy a damned ship around here?

"W-well there's a junk shop near the edge of town. They've got some old junkers, w-with Regi's help we could collect the parts they are trashed or missing and get a ship together that can run. P-plus it'd be cheap."

Zak offers, trying to be useful. It seems he's used to being pushed around and takes to his new position easily.

"Alternatively if we're lookin' for something shiny and new we'd be looking to travel to that big ol' city over yonder. Place called Kavor, biggest city for several days worth of travel, but it'd cost a pretty penny. We'd need to find work there to make up fer the money it'd cost us more then likely."

Regi adds.

>What do you do?

>"Let's slap together a junker, new ships are for the PGF and those rich shits. Plus if Regi's worth a damn he'll whip up something that can run just fine."
>"I like my ship shiny and with seat warmers, let's make our way to Kavor and see if we can't get a rig and rustle up some extra credits."

>>44155177
>>"Let's slap together a junker, new ships are for the PGF and those rich shits. Plus if Regi's worth a damn he'll whip up something that can run just fine."

>>44155177
>"Let's slap together a junker, new ships are for the PGF and those rich shits. Plus if Regi's worth a damn he'll whip up something that can run just fine."

Sides we might get LUCKY and find something good.

>>44155177
>>"I like my ship shiny and with seat warmers, let's make our way to Kavor and see if we can't get a rig and rustle up some extra credits."

>>44155177
>"Let's slap together a junker, new ships are for the PGF and those rich shits. Plus if Regi's worth a damn he'll whip up something that can run just fine."
We can just steal a better ship later on.

>>44155177
>"I like my ship shiny and with seat warmers, let's make our way to Kavor and see if we can't get a rig and rustle up some extra credits."
I like to travel in style.

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>>44155177
>"Let's slap together a junker, new ships are for the PGF and those rich shits. Plus if Regi's worth a damn he'll whip up something that can run just fine."

Uglies a best

>>44155177
>"Let's slap together a junker, new ships are for the PGF and those rich shits. Plus if Regi's worth a damn he'll whip up something that can run just fine."
We should probably get off this planet soon.

>>44154885
>>44154970

Both of you are on the right track, I had nothing concrete until you picked a stat.

>>44154951
>>44155123

Once you've been through some shit with the hat and it's become infamous with you, you might get something for the hat.

>>44155177
>>"Let's slap together a junker, new ships are for the PGF and those rich shits. Plus if Regi's worth a damn he'll whip up something that can run just fine."

>>44155177
>"Let's slap together a junker, new ships are for the PGF and those rich shits. Plus if Regi's worth a damn he'll whip up something that can run just fine."
As a pirate we can just steal another later.

>>44155250
>Once you've been through some shit with the hat and it's become infamous with you, you might get something for the hat.

>items have their own infamy

Are you saying that somewhere out there are items of legend that actually exist? Because I want a legendary pair of boots.

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>>44155281
Though hath stumbles upon an interesting facet of this world.

The answer is yes, though they are few and hard to find.

>>44155177
>>"Let's slap together a junker, new ships are for the PGF and those rich shits. Plus if Regi's worth a damn he'll whip up something that can run just fine."

>>44155177
Votes are in

>>44155334
We were a famous pirate, yes? Any chance of recovering our old stuff as legendary items?

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>>44155334
At certain points do they gain unique bonuses or are they tied to the item type? A hat makes you more intimidating or dapper, boots make you quicker, etc. or does a certain hat let you shoot eyelasers or something? (Or a less silly example of a sword that cuts through bulkheads more easily than it should, but is otherwise mundane)

>>44155334
Can the ivory pipe we lost be one? and maybe someone high up claimed it as a trophy.

>>44155334
are the devil dice a legendary item?

So how do we get a luck roll back?

By experiencing something horribly unlucky?

Or does every dice burned come back to bite our ass?

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>>44155389

"Let's slap together a junker, new ships are for the PGF and those rich shits. Plus if Regi's worth a damn he'll whip up something that can run just fine."

You say.

Your challenge to Regi's skills seems to have gotten him a little hot and bothered.

"If? Son I'll put something together that runs better then whatever the hell you were drivin' around the galaxy before ya' got yer ass caught. It'll probably look like shit, but it'll run like a dream. Come on now!"

Regi says, moving with a surprising speed in the direction you assume the junk yard to be in. After some time being guided around by your two new lackeys you find the massive yard, filled to the brim with scrapped bits of tech. You see a few gutted hulls hanging around, some in better condition then others. After around an hours worth of browsing Regi reports back.

"Well we got a nice lil' selection of usable hulls. Three to be exact. We have a scouting ship, small and fast but it'll go down like a wet paper bag if it get's hit with anything more then a love tap. It's also a quick fix, maybe two days tops to get it all workin'. There's a standard freighter in there, it's bigger and made for movin' cargo. If we're lookin' to get into any smugglin' it'll be our best bet plus it'll take a hit or who before killin' us. Maybe four days tops to fix, less if we get lucky finding some parts. Lastly there's a real gem in there, an old PGF ship. It's Aegis class, big and tough though it's not the fastest machine you'll find. It's also got armaments built into the ship so we'll have our own means of fighting back. Problem is those parts are worth a lot, and the thing's been stripped down. It'll be a tough fix, I can probably find parts that'll make it run, but testing everything out and making sure it all fits right will take time. Maybe a week. Maybe more. It's your call Cap'n, I know you want to get out of this place."

>Con't

>>44155692

>What do you say?

>"Fix up the scout, I want to get the hell out of here and unless we do something stupid we shouldn't need to worry about getting shot at."

>"Get the cargo ship running. It'll be useful for jobs and I'd like at least a fighting chance to survive if we're fittin' to make enemies."

>"I remember those Aegis ships. They're tough sons of bitches. It'll be a wait but it'll be worth it in the long run. I'd like something that can last us until we can steal something proper."

>>44155774
>>"I remember those Aegis ships. They're tough sons of bitches. It'll be a wait but it'll be worth it in the long run. I'd like something that can last us until we can steal something proper."

>>44155774
>"I remember those Aegis ships. They're tough sons of bitches. It'll be a wait but it'll be worth it in the long run. I'd like something that can last us until we can steal something proper."

>>44155692

>"I remember those Aegis ships. They're tough sons of bitches. It'll be a wait but it'll be worth it in the long run. I'd like something that can last us until we can steal something proper."

>>44155692
>"I remember those Aegis ships. They're tough sons of bitches. It'll be a wait but it'll be worth it in the long run. I'd like something that can last us until we can steal something proper."

>>44155774
>"I remember those Aegis ships. They're tough sons of bitches. It'll be a wait but it'll be worth it in the long run. I'd like something that can last us until we can steal something proper."

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>"I remember those Aegis ships. They're tough sons of bitches. It'll be a wait but it'll be worth it in the long run. I'd like something that can last us until we can steal something proper."

Please, please tell me we can put a big, stupid Harlock skull on it, pretty please?

>>44155774
>>"I remember those Aegis ships. They're tough sons of bitches. It'll be a wait but it'll be worth it in the long run. I'd like something that can last us until we can steal something proper."

>>44155774
>"I remember those Aegis ships. They're tough sons of bitches. It'll be a wait but it'll be worth it in the long run. I'd like something that can last us until we can steal something proper

>>44155774
>>"I remember those Aegis ships. They're tough sons of bitches. It'll be a wait but it'll be worth it in the long run. I'd like something that can last us until we can steal something proper."

>>44155692
Votes are in

>>44155919
>>44155874
>>44155866
>>44155835
>>44155829
>>44155821
>>44155808
>>44155801
>>44155791
The hivemind is strong today.

>>44155976
Aegismind ya mean.

you guys, aren't we wanted for escaping? we really should try to get out of here as fast as we can

>>44155996
Hard to pirate in a god damn scout ship.

>>44155791
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>>44155808
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>>44155874
>>44155919

"I remember those Aegis ships. They're tough sons of bitches. It'll be a wait but it'll be worth it in the long run. I'd like something that can last us until we can steal something proper."

You say, rubbing your chin.

"Aye Cap'n. I'll talk to the woman running the yard and let her know. My place isn't far from here. It's not spacious but I've got some sheets and places you can rest your head while I work."

Regi replies as he takes out his pipes and pulls a strange concoction from one of his pockets and places it within ready to smoke.

"Oh and Regi one more thing."

You say as he starts to turn off.

"Yes Cap'n?"

He asks.

>What do you say?

>"Put some skulls on it."
>"Be discreet."
>"Be quick."

>>44156037
>"Put some skulls on it."

>>44156037
>>"Be discreet."

>>44156037
>"Be discreet."

>>44156037
>"Put some skulls on it."

>>44156037
>>"Be discreet."

>>44156037
>>"Be quick."

>>44156037
>>"Be discreet."

>>44156037
>"Be discreet."

>>44156037
>"Be discreet."

>>44156037
>"Put some skulls on it"
SKULLS FOR THE SKULL SHIP!

>>44156037
>"Put some skulls on it."

>>44155976
>>"Put some skulls on it."

>>44156037

>>"Be discreet."

>>44156037
>>"Be discreet."
we can get some skulls later

>>44156037
> Be discreet

>>44156037
>>"Put some skulls on it."

>>44156037
>>"Be discreet."

>>44156037
> Discretely put some skulls on it.

A flash entrance is all the better when it's unexpected, I imagine and exit would be no different.

>>44156037
Votes are in

>>44156037
I wonder if there's some way, while we're waiting, if we can plan to a) deal with the bounty hunter, and b) make it look like we went to Kavor.

Hell, we could even see if we could get the bounty hunter to help make it look like we went there, get rid of the competition and have us all to themselves.

>>44156037
>"Put some skulls on it."

>>44156221
>>44156348
Fuck. I was way too late.

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"Be discreet."

You say.

"I'll do what I can Cap'n. Might take a lil' longer that way, but I'll do what I can."

Regi replies.

- - - - - - - - - - - -

Three days pass and boredom begins to overtake you, the gambling hall was one of the few main entertainment hubs in the city and after leaving with such a statement you'd feel stupid returning.

While ambling around the junk yard looking for things to amuse yourself with your communicator vibrates gently, indicating a message. Curiously you activate it and you are greeted with a loud announcement.

"ALERT. ALERT. ALL PGF CITIZENS, PLEASE BE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR THE OUTLAW KNOWN AS 'LIAM KING', HE HAS ESCAPED FROM CAPTIVITY AND IS BELIEVED TO BE ARMED AND DANGEROUS. WE SUSPECT THAT HE IS CURRENTLY POSING AS A PGF OFFICER. THE PGF HAS PLACED A REWARD TO THE AMMOUNT OF 5,000,000 CREDITS TO BE GIVEN TO THE INDIVIDUAL WHO TURNS IN THIS DANGEROUS CRIMINAL. BELOW IS A PICTURE TAKEN DURING HIS TIME IN CAPTIVITY IF YOU HAVE ANY INFORMATION PLEASE REPORT TO THE NEAREST PGF OFFICE. THANK YOU."

You close your eyes and swear under your breath. That might have been what that lovely bounty hunter was waiting for, it's possible that she'll be on the hunt now.

>What do you do?

>Find Regi and Zak
>Go looking for her, it'll be a good way to make things exciting
>Try to plant false clues and leads around the town

>>44156491
>Try to plant false clues and leads around the town
If she's any good she'll find us regardless.

>>44156491
>Go looking for her, it'll be a good way to make things exciting

>>44156491
>>Find Regi and Zak

>>44156491

>Find Regi and Zak
If she's any good at her job she'll probably be looking for them as well

>>44156491
>Go looking for her, it'll be a good way to make things exciting
Finally something exciting!

>>44156491
>Try to plant false clues and leads around the town
They will remember this day as the day they almost captured Captain Liam King.

>>44156491
>Try to plant false clues and leads around the town

>>44156491
>Try to plant false clues and leads around the town
Go full Riddler on this shit. If the bounty hunter finds us, offer her a job as the ship's CRYPTIC BULLSHIT expert

>>44155425
Potentially, yes. You don't know what/if any of your things have survived your time in the man's iron grip.

>>44155434

Nothing so audacious as eyelasers, but many of them will have potent effects, more then just little stat boosts.

>>44155446
If it survived the fighting it absolutely would be one, as would your old hat.

>>44155472
Yes, though one could argue it's even a step higher given their nature.

>>44155502
If you roll a crit success, the same number on all three rolls in a combat roll, or we get a particularly creative write in you will get a Devil's Dice back.

However, if you use up all your dice, some shit goes down. That's all I'll say.

>>44156491
>>What do you do?
disguise ourselves as a bounty hunter looking for us and then plant false leads while making it look like we are looking for ourself

>>44156491
>>Go looking for her, it'll be a good way to make things exciting
The hunter becomes the hunted.
Also, the bounty clearly isn't for us, because it's for a Liam King, not Captain Liam King.
And if it WAS for us, it wouldn't be a paltry sum of a mere 5 million credits.

>>44156491
>Go looking for her, it'll be a good way to make things exciting

>>44156491
>>44156599
+1

>>44156491
Try and make ourselves look like a shitty impersonation of ourselves, and have Regi and Zak try and turn us in for the reward
Then shenanigans

>>44156491
>>Try to plant false clues and leads around the town
Lead her around and around. Try and tire her out, and wait for her somewhere that we decide. Maybe a cave, or the other guy's house...

>>44156599
+1
We'll have to score big on the dice to fool her.

>>44156491
>Go looking for her, it'll be a good way to make things exciting
Head On!

>>44156491
Votes are in

>>44156518
>>44156543
>>44156571
>>44156589
>>44156662

>>44156533
>>44156540
>>44156604
>>44156629
>>44156724

5 min revote

>Go looking for her
>Plant false clues
>Impersonate a bounty hunter

>>44156813
>Impersonate a bounty hunter

>>44156813
>>Go looking for her

>>44156813
>Impersonate a bounty hunter

>>44156813
>>Impersonate a bounty hunter

>>44156813
>Impersonate a bounty hunter
Find some weird looking mask to hide our face.

>>44156813
>Go looking for her

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>>44156813
>Plant false clues

>>44156813
>Plant false clues

>>44156813
>Go looking for her

>>44156813
>Impersonate a bounty hunter

>>44156813
>>Plant false clues

>>44156813
>Impersonate a bounty hunter

>>44156813
>Impersonate a bounty hunter

>>44156813
>>Impersonate a bounty hunter
this could include planting false leads y'know

>>44156813
>>Plant false clues
>>Impersonate a Bounty Hunter
we don't need to look for her, she's looking for us

>>44156813
>Go looking for her

>>44156896
fair enough

>>44156813
Votes are in

They would want to be some pretty good false clues considering we announced to the whole bar we wanted enough money for a ship.

>>44156964
Shame we didnt bother to go make a big show of moving out of town to the main city after that to throw people off (despite not actually going).

Any idea if were any good mechanically?

>>44156831
>>44156835
>>44156848
>>44156849
>>44156868
>>44156884
>>44156892
>>44156896
>>44156906

You decide it would be best to impersonate a bounty hunter, plant false information, and perhaps get her off of your back, at least for now. The issue of course is how to accomplish this, considering your face is going to be plastered across the whole town now and you were seen in great detail at the gambling hall, it might be a hard sell.

>What do you do?

>Shave off the facial hair, then get a fake mustache. It's the perfect crime. (C)

or

>Steal some new clothes, you likely won't get the same dumb luck as your last time trying to buy them, then shave and walk around like you own the place. Ask questions about yourself. (I)

>>44157083
>>Steal some new clothes, you likely won't get the same dumb luck as your last time trying to buy them, then shave and walk around like you own the place. Ask questions about yourself. (I)

>>44157083
>>Steal some new clothes, you likely won't get the same dumb luck as your last time trying to buy them, then shave and walk around like you own the place. Ask questions about yourself. (I)

>>44157083
>>Steal some new clothes, you likely won't get the same dumb luck as your last time trying to buy them, then shave and walk around like you own the place. Ask questions about yourself. (I)

>>44157083
>Shave off the facial hair, then get a fake mustache. It's the perfect crime.

>>44157083
>Steal some new clothes, you likely won't get the same dumb luck as your last time trying to buy them, then shave and walk around like you own the place. Ask questions about yourself. (I)

>>44157083
>Shave off the facial hair, then get a fake mustache. It's the perfect crime. (C)
Never take off the hat.

>>44157083
>Steal some new clothes, you likely won't get the same dumb luck as your last time trying to buy them, then shave and walk around like you own the place. Ask questions about yourself. (I)

>>44157083
>Steal some new clothes, you likely won't get the same dumb luck as your last time trying to buy them, then shave and walk around like you own the place. Ask questions about yourself. (I)

>>44157083
>Shave off the facial hair, then get a fake mustache. It's the perfect crime. (C)
so funny I must vote for this.

>>44157083
>Steal some new clothes, you likely won't get the same dumb luck as your last time trying to buy the
Dye our beard, don't shave it

>>44157083
>>Shave off the facial hair, then get a fake mustache. It's the perfect crime. (C)

>>44157083

>Shave off the facial hair, then get a fake mustache. It's the perfect crime.

>>44157083
>Steal some new clothes
A pair of shades would also do well, since it'd conceal our face without giving away we are concealing our face.

>>44157083
Votes are in

>>44157106
>>44157118
>>44157119
>>44157121
>>44157130
>>44157152
>>44157176
>>44157226

Because we had a min-write in

>Shave the beard

or

>Dye the beard

>>44157343
>Shave the beard

>>44157343
>Dye the beard

>>44157343
>>Shave the beard

>>44157343
>Shave the beard

>>44157343
>Shave the beard

>>44157343
>>Dye the beard

>>44157343
>Dye the beard

>>44157343
>>Shave the beard

>>44157343
Shave the beard, then dye and reattach it so that if someone suspects who we are we can just say that it's fake.

>>44157407
reattach as in make a fake beard out of it

>>44157407
Ingenious

>>44157407
>Brilliant!.jpg

>>44157407
Its just so crazy, it might work fucking wonders.

>>44157407
+1
This idea is genius!

>>44157343
>Dye the beard

>>44157343
>Dye the beard
Keep the glorious beard

>>44157407
>>44157343
This
It's too crazy not to work!

>>44157343
>>44157407
+1

>>44157407
with our luck this will work 100% of the time

>>44157083
Votes are in, and we might need another fucking revote

>>44157343
Dye the beard twice. Once with good dye to a different colour, and then back to our original colour, but badly done.

>>44157572
just do this>>44157407
it's genious.

>>44157572
You know the option you want to write Brine.

>>44157584
A little late, but I like it

>>44157407
>>44157426
>>44157427
>>44157448
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>>44157468
>>44157494
>>44157535
>>44157494
>>44157535
>>44157545

>Fuck it we goin' full retard

>Roll 1d100
To determine the success of this plan

- - - - - - -

This'll be the last post of the thread, with the potential to burn Devil's Dice if needed, because I need to get ready for a party

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>44157728

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>44157728

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>44157728

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>44157728
dice be fickle.

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>44157728

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>44157728
so done

>>44157744
It works, but the beard is obviously fake

>>44157744

>Rolled 85

This roll has several levels of success, it has hit at least one, however if there is a call to burn a Devil's Dice now is the time to do it

>>44157798
nah, is k.. our luck will pull us through

>>44157798
Nah, I'm fine

>>44157798
Nah.

>>44157798
I would like to throw a die at it.

>>44157798
y

>>44157798
Its fine.

>>44157798
use a devil's dice pls.

also, does this write-in give us an extra Devil's Die ?

We should save it for something that isnt already successful.

>>44157798
No need.

>>44157798
Fuck, we don't need to burn through our last 3 dice so quickly.

Save them for when we need them.

> SO I SAY BURN IT SO THAT WE CAN CONVINCE HER TO JOIN OUR CREW.

>>44157798
no

>>44157870
Yes it does. You currently have 3, however you will gain one once the new thread begins

Alright, consensus seems to be no.

The thread is archived now and I need to be on my way.

Thanks for your time comrades, see you next time!

>>44157798
Y

>>44157949
Thanks for running Brine.

>>44157949
send me my regards to the b-day friend of yours! "Happy Birthday!"

>>44158029
>Hey this guy I don't actually know on the internet who draws pictures of characters I came up with in bikinis says happy birthday

>>44158091
>implying I won't say that verbatim

>>44157949
Glad to have been in it. I love the world building.