>>43951202

cont
"Why are you yelling so early in the morning" I hear my mom groan from the other side of the door

"What's going on now?" I hear Amanda yawn "did something bad happen?"

What do you do?
[] hide charlotte
[] answer the door
[] escape via window
[] pretend to be asleep
[] Make foolish answer the door
[]pretend to be very sick
[] Not right now daaad
[] write in

>>43951209
>[] answer the door

>>43951209
>[] Make foolish answer the door
>in her lil girl form
I want to see the little girl open the door with her mouth because
>foolish

>>43951209
>[] answer the door

>>43951209
>[] Make foolish answer the door

>>43951209
>[] Make foolish answer the door
>in her lil girl form
>[] hide charlotte

>>43951209
>[] Make foolish answer the door

I sigh, cuddling closer to Charlotte as the door shakes with another set of knocks. Charlotte giggles sounding more amused than anything else. And just when the day starts to get good again, I get interuppted. Ah well

"Hey foolish" I say with a smile as my dog monster peeks out from under the bed, grinning widely

"Oh is master feeling well, can we go for a walk" It giggles happily as it puts its paws on the edge of the bed "is master's mate coming to?"

"Er no, still feeling a bit under the weather" I say shrugging, suddenly feeling really guilty for some reason "Can you get the door for me, Foolish"

Foolish tilts its head in confusion for a second, nodding and giggling all the while.

"You know so you can see what they want with her" Charlotte says as she sits up a bit, zipping a hoodie over her current sort of embarrassing outfit

"Alright got it" foolish says, trotting over to the door, trying to bite at the handle before realizing it's too high, and then try to open it with its paws.

It growls and crawls under the bed, a stream of purple fog and a violent hiss flowing out of it. A moment later, Foolish crawls out in its human form, wearing one of my old shirts with a smiling dog's face on it.

She grins widely, a bit too wide for a human face as she walks over to the door, and bites the handle, twisting it and tumbling over with a yelp as her hair covers her face.

My dad pushes the door the rest of the way in, looking much more grim and serious than I expected. Before he chuckles and crouches down to pat foolish on the head.

"Oh is my daughter ordering you around again?" He sighs "Well, remind me to give you a treat later okay and"

"Hello Mr Walter" Charlotte says, slinking under my blanket a bit, blushing "I was just making sure she was doing okay, you know"

He tilts his head, sighs, straightens himself and rubs the bridge of his nose

"Well good day Charlotte, guess you're more better medicine than what we got from Min" He says happily
cont

>>43951713
"Wait, damn I knew I should've gotten some coffee before I got back from work, what a silly twist of the tongue"

"Oh" Charlotte's dad says, wearing a suit like my dad, and looking far less..scruffy since the last time I saw him "so this is why you weren't answering your phone, can't really blame ya, I mean she is quite the catch isn't she alfy"

"Don't say a word" My mom says sternly as she walks out of her and dad's bedroom "also I don't remember letting charlotte in last night"

"Neither do I funnily enough, but lo here she is" Dad laughs, shrugging "I mean I remember you doing something"

"HOW ABOUT DRINKS!" My mom says clapping her hands as she pushes her way down the hallway, "I'll make some real quick, okaaay"

"And I never heard about this" Charlotte's dad chuckles

"Well I never heard even a whisper about you and" Dad says before he realizes Amanda is still in the hall way "er right, well if you two are busy I'll just ask you later sooo, how about some snacks, Lawerence?"

What do I say?
[] Wait what's going on
[]...are you two drunk
[] Alright see you later then?
[]I'm up I'm up, sheesh
[] What do you need to tell me?
[] can it wait? I kind of want to play catch with foolish, and Katlin...and Amanda
[] write in

>>43951886
>[]...are you two drunk
>[] What do you need to tell me?

>>43951886
>[] Wait what's going on
>[]...are you two drunk

>>43951886
>[] Wait what's going on
>[]...are you two drunk
>[] What do you need to tell me?

>>43951886
>[]...are you two drunk
>[] What do you need to tell me?

>>43951886
>[] Wait what's going on
>[]...are you two drunk
>[] What do you need to tell me?

>>43951886
>[] Wait what's going on
>[]...are you two drunk
>[] What do you need to tell me?

I stare at the two of them and Amanda as they smile like idiots, while Amanda just looks as confused as I am, especially when Foolish runs out of the room, chasing after something that probably isn't there.

"I'm just going to make sure the...dog doesn't hurt itself" Amanda says slowly as she slinks off to follow foolish

"Wait, what's going on!?" I shout in confusion, which makes Charlotte laughs

"Dad?" Charlotte says, smiling as she turns a brighter shade of red "When did you start getting out of the house"

"Oh well you see, me and your father had a wonderful idea" Dad laughs, his eyes gleaming as he smiles happily "But we thought we should ask you first since well, it's a bit of a bad one as well"

"Are you two drunk?" I sigh shaking my head, and slumping against the bed post, letting my blanket fall off of me

"No" Dad says shrugging

"Slightly" Charlotte's dad giggles

"Eh I expected as much" Charlotte says with a smirk "or more actually"

"Okay I was worried for a second, so what do you want to tell me?" I ask, rubbing my forehead as I start to get a headache

"No" A annoyed voice growls as a smell of smoke and booze fills the room "it's a fackin stupid idea"

"I remember this scent" Dad sighs looking around as Charlie appears on the edge of my window sill "Where is that little red devil now?"

Charlotte's dad winces, clutching his stomach like he's in pain for some reason

"Look, Eli, these two chuckle heads don't quite get how magic works" Charlies sighs, blowing smoke out of his nose "See they see it as a supplement or fackin something like that at best or a barrier to break apart, now I heard what they're preaching and I don't fackin like it"

"Oh but we haven't even heard it yet" Charlotte groans

"I'm assuming he's saying something about how it will never be able to stand against monsters or girls like you" Dad says, smirking smugly, quite unlike himself "But me and Lawrence did, and we never had anything even close to what we've made now"

cont

>>43952246
"Oh now this sounds awesome" Charlotte says with a grin "if a bit uh...what's the word...Amanda uses it sometimes...foreboding?"

"Oh I still don't know if you fackin two are fackin human" Charlie growls, his almost seeming to glow for a second "Survived too much to be normal in my opinion, and it'dcertainly explain these two...no offense"

"None taken" I say flatly "hey charlotte, do you think foolish would like a new chew toy"

"Kind of harsh there Eli" Charlotte says "and I would...not that I'd know, ehehe, actually I would wouldn't I?"

"...god I feel uncomftarble now" charlotte's dad groans

"Well if he's done talking would you like me to tell you what I've devised...well what lawrence devised to help you in your...work, my little flower" Dad says curtly, clasping his hands together

What do I do?
[] listen to what he has to say
[] Eh, no, I think Goblin's right
[]...can it wait until later, I want to do somethings first
[]are you sure you're not drunk, dad?
[] write in

>>43952347
>[] listen to what he has to say

>>43952347
>[] listen to what he has to say

>>43952347
>[] listen to what he has to say
>[]are you sure you're not drunk, dad?

>>43952347
>[] listen to what he has to say

>"Kind of harsh there Eli" Charlotte says "and I would...not that I'd know, ehehe, actually I would wouldn't I?"
I'm pretty sure I know what she is supposed to mean here, but I don't think the sentence makes any sense as is

>>43952412
Yeah, I get what you mean

>>43952376
"Well, to put it simply, a fusion of man and machine" Dad chuckles "Well, to be honest, an upgrade of a failed experiment of one of the less morale branches of our company, with magic thrown into to make sure the procedure actually works and doesn't well...I don't think I can stomach to repeat the report the work came with"

"Yeah it was some pretty dark stuff" Charlotte's dad says, shivering "Glad we don't work with those nut jobs eh?"

"You know I just realized, that I never asked you where your dad actually works, Eli" Charlotte says, sounding a bit nervous now

"Some corporation for making some weird inventions, I think" I say "I think, can't really be bothered to remember much about it"

"I didn't say I wanted to know!" Charlotte whimpers "I mean they way you said it sounds like something from Amanda's books"

"Oh well I don't think you want to read the report then" Dad says sounding disgusted "or anything about it really, spent long enough just making it safe and...oh I'm rambling now"

"See, like I said, fackin bad idea" Charlie chimes in "down this path lies fackin evil"

"So you're talking about cyborgs right?" I ask, feeling a bit uneasy about all this

Dad nods

What do I do?
[] Okay...so why did you have to tell me this
[] Interrogate dad, to make sure what he's doing is safe
[] Yeaaah, noooooope
[] go back to sleep
[] write in

>>43952619
>[] Okay...so why did you have to tell me this
>[] Interrogate dad, to make sure what he's doing is safe

>>43952619
>[] Interrogate dad, to make sure what he's doing is safe
So they made some artificial magical girl?

>>43952619
>[] Yeaaah, noooooope
>[] go back to sleep

>>43952619
>[] Okay...so why did you have to tell me this
>[] Interrogate dad, to make sure what he's doing is safe

>>43952619
>[] Okay...so why did you have to tell me this
>[] Interrogate dad, to make sure what he's doing is safe

>>43952619
>[] Interrogate dad, to make sure what he's doing is safe
Is he working for a front of that cyber-assassin guild?

>>43952726
Yes, been established

>>43952726
dad works for the Gilded Rose, yes.

>>43952619
>[] Okay...so why did you have to tell me this
>[] Interrogate dad, to make sure what he's doing is safe

"Okay, the way you're talking about this makes it seem like it's still pretty dangerous" I say staring up at my dad as I get out of my bed, pulling on my pajama shirt to straighten it "which makes it seem like a pretty bad idea"

"Yeah I mean monsters are one thing, but machines are a whole nother problem" Charlotte says "Still, cyborgs do still sound pretty fucking awesome"

Dad looks down at me, and smiles warmly, pulling on the cuffs of his suit as he nods.

"Well of course it is" He says sadly "we basically had to create an artificial soul out of magic to stop the mechanical parts from overloading the organic"

"In other words, the old product turned people into murderous terminator rip offs" Charlotte's dad says, sounding like he's uneasy just talking about it

"Yes, but as I understand your locket, from all the years I spent around them" Dad says, staring at where Charlie is standing, before turning away "it works on similar principle to them, I'd even say it's safer since it wouldn't use the user's body as a back up fuel source"

Dad sighs, his hands shaking in anger as he stares at the ground and then slowly smiles again.

"And it doesn't have a risk of corrupting to the wearer Dad says pacing into my room, his hands behind his back "since, the user wouldn't have magic in their souls or bodies like....well I'm rambling again, terribly sorry"

"Magic doesn't fackin play nice with technology" Charlie growls "I don't care what you say, all this is, is doomed to failure and pain, hear me"

"No I cannot" Dad says teasingly, making charlie scream incomprehensibly "Besides it's not like this was redesigned for either of them or any of their friends to wear, see, I met with a boy a few days ago, Luke...I think he's a friend of yours"

Charlotte starts laughing, and doesn't stop for awhile.

"Eh, I'd say acquaintance, maybe" She says, still giggling

"Huh, well either way, he seemed quite torn up at being helpless against...that terrible..terrible monster"
cont

>>43953078
Dad says, sounding angry, I don't think I really see him get to upset or angry about things to often...it's making me kind of uneasy

"So that's were I got an idea" He says with a grin


"OH BLOODY FACKIN HELL, JUST GIVE THE LITTLE WHITE HAIRED SHIT A LOCKET" Charlie roars in anger "SO we don't have to fack around with what doesn't need fackin around with"

"Charlie...be quite" Mom says sternly from downs stairs.

"What's going on up there, it sounds real neat" Katlin giggles from somewhere in the living room

"I think it's something we should try to keep away from" Amanda says nervously

"Oh you're just being a scaredy cat" Katlin sighs

"Funny we were never offered a locket" Lawrence says "And thanks for showing yourself, you know I forgot how small you've become, it was real awkward seeing alfy talk to nothing"

"Yeah I know what you mean pops" Charlotte says Nodding "though I'd say talking to ghosts is more scary than awkward"

"Because you don't have magical potential you fackin ninny" Charlie sighs heavily, rubbing his forehead "this little bastard does, and hey, a boy turning to a girl is much better on my resume than some poor sap ripped apart by whatever shit you two made"

"DO I need to get the frying pan again?" Mom asks sweetly, making Charlie jolt and hide behind me

"Sorry" Charlie says under his breath

"...Wait if a boy used one of these lockets, they'd turn into a girl?" Charlotte says, laying on my bed to look at goblin from the edge "who the hell put in that feature"

"Marketing" Charlie sighs "bunch of fackin freaks in there"

"Oh don't get me started on that" I sigh, shaking my head "Didn't think they'd go this far though, I mean this is...something else"

"I know right, I mean who in there right minds would give that a pass" Charlotte huffs

"Ah Marketers, truly the greatest evil in the world behind lawyers" Dad chuckles
cont

>>43953242

What do you do?
[] Call Luke
[] call your friends and ask them what they think
[] play with your little sister, Amanda, and foolish
[] ask dad to show the cyborg thing
[] complain about fan service
[] Yeaaah, I don't even like luke that much and I wouldn't do that to him, seriously can we go give who ever though that up a beating?
[]write in

>>43953270
[] Call Luke
[] call your friends and ask them what they think
[] complain about fan service

>>43953270
>[] ask dad to show the cyborg thing

>>43953270
>[] ask dad to show the cyborg thing
>[] Yeaaah, I don't even like luke that much and I wouldn't do that to him, seriously can we go give who ever though that up a beating?
>[] call your friends and ask them what they think

>>43953270
>[] call your friends and ask them what they think
>[] ask dad to show the cyborg thing
>[] complain about fan service
>[] Yeaaah, I don't even like luke that much and I wouldn't do that to him, seriously can we go give who ever though that up a beating?

>>43953270
>[] ask dad to show the cyborg thing

>>43953270
>[] complain about fan service
>[] Yeaaah, I don't even like luke that much and I wouldn't do that to him, seriously can we go give who ever though that up a beating?
>[] ask dad to show the cyborg thing
>[] play with your little sister, Amanda, and foolish

>>43953270
>[] Call Luke
>[] call your friends and ask them what they think
>[] complain about fan service

"I know right?" I say, resting my head against my left hand for a moment, before I wipe my hair out of my eyes with it " I mean honestly, they're supposed to be making a show for kids right"

"It's pretty popular among adults and people round your age though" Charlotte's dad says with a shrug "I think"

"I mean it does make sense" Charlotte says "I mean it is really uh bad and horrible, right eli"

"Oh I know you enjoy it Char" I say teasingly as I sit down next to her and run my hand through her hair "But it's still just really fucking creepy"

"Oh I'm not going to argue with that" Charlotte sighs, sitting up suddenly, making me jump in surprise.

"So turning away from the seedy underbelly of all this" Dad starts to say before I hold my hand up and he stops and smiles "What do you have to say darling?

"Can I see the cyborg thing?" I ask, making charlie groan from the floor

"Oh sure" He says reaching into his pocket, tossing me a small circular bit of metal.

I catch it and slowly open my hand. Its barely fits in my hand, I think it's around the size of the bottom of one of those cups you get soda in, and it has a circle of shining blue metal around gold, with a single silver star in the middle

"You kept it in your pocket!?" Charlotte and her dad shout in surprise, they stare at eachother for a moment and shrug

"Okay, seriously what's going on up here?" Katline asks from outside my room

"We can just ask charlotte later" Amanda says, sounding a bit nervous "I know she'll tell us so lets just get back to that game...okay?"

"Fiiiine...and you better tell me everything eli" Katlin huffs as I hear her stomp down the stairs.

I pull my phone out, and quickly call my friends via that group chat we have

"Heeey girl, you doing okay!?" Delia asks cheerfully

"Do you need to ask?" Belledonna sighs

"I'm working, this better be good eli" Jaime growls

"Oh I can guess what this is about" Amanda says flatly "So... care to tell me what exactly you were talking about"
cont

>>43953604
What do I say?
[] Hey guys, want to get a cyborg on our team?
[] Oh just some weird thing my dad made at work
[] Hey, do you guys know Luke? you know that weirdo in fighting club?
[] So would you rather force a boy to be a girl or to be a cyborg?
[] Yeah, just a bit sore, don't know what that monster did to me, but it still hurts
[]Hey guys, how are you doing? wanna talk to Charlotte?
[] write in

>>43953650
>[] Hey guys, want to get a cyborg on our team?
>[] Oh just some weird thing my dad made at work
>[] Hey, do you guys know Luke? you know that weirdo in fighting club?

>>43953650
>[] Oh just some weird thing my dad made at work
>[] Hey, do you guys know Luke? you know that weirdo in fighting club?

>>43953604
[] Oh just some weird thing my dad made at work
[] Hey, do you guys know Luke? you know that weirdo in fighting club?
[] So would you rather force a boy to be a girl or to be a cyborg?

>>43953650
>[] Hey, do you guys know Luke? you know that weirdo in fighting club?
>[] So would you rather force a boy to be a girl or to be a cyborg?
I kinda want to give the cyber locket to Foolish, magic cyber dog sidekick

>>43953650
>[] Hey guys, want to get a cyborg on our team?
>[] Hey, do you guys know Luke? you know that weirdo in fighting club?

>>43953697
Foolish already has a locket.

>>43953715
He doesn't, no idea what makes you think that.
He only got a human fkesh suit.

>>43953715
I wasn't particularly serious, but no he doesn't, he's just a regular chaos creature.

>>43953700
"Hey guys, do you want to get a cyborg on our team?" I ask, twirling a strand of my hair idly while I wait for their answer

"YES!" Charlotte shouts, pumping her fists into the air

"Oooh like from that movie I saw a day ago?" Delia asks "Well I guess so, sounds fun"

"...not really" Bel says flatly "But I don't really care"

"What are you babbling about now" Jaime sighs "Nono, just got an important job...oh how hard is it to scoop out a few scoops of...ergh be right back"

"Oh, that is a lot tamer than what I was expecting" Amanda sighs "Oh just a cyborg Kat, yeah I know I though it was a monster or something to, wait, so does that mean you dad made one"

"OOOOOOOOOoooh!!" Delia cheers

"Oh dear' Bel sighs

"Well he made this weird thing that will make someone something like one I think" I say shrugging as charlotte leans in close to me.

"Oh at least that's whats it's supposed to do, but I don't like the chances of that" Charlotte says as she leans and hangs on my sider

"So what did I miss?" Jaime asks, sounding kind of pissed

"Oh Eli wants to turn someone into a cyborg!" Delia says happily

"Er what?" Jaime asks

"I don't know either and Delia is just assuming" Amanda groans "but she does have a thingy that could turn someone into one...I'm not sure"

"Yeah, I'd like it" Jaime says "So who's going to get the honors"

"Oh none of us thankfully" Charlotte says happily "and if you're wondering who...well Eli?"

"Okay, do you guys know you, the werdio in fighting club?" I ask pressing the phone closer to my ear

"Nooo" Delia says witha giggle

"Eh" Bel responds, oh great that really helps

"Seen him around" Jaime yawns

"Not really, I do remember him from the show though" Amanda says

"Yeah, he's the one this is for" I say "So yeaaah"

"Well, ask him I guess, I need to work" Jaime groans "IN A SECOND JESUS"

"Well I'd like to meet him but, I really need to get going right now..sorry eli" Delia says before she hangs up

cont

>>43953650
>[] So would you rather force a boy to be a girl or to be a cyborg?
>[] Hey, do you guys know Luke? you know that weirdo in fighting club?

>>43954018
"Same here, sorry Eli, but I have a thing I need to do right now" Bel says sadly "Maybe we'll talk later but...I'd say hold off on it for now"

"I don't really like the idea of turning someone into part of a machine" Amanda sighs "it just seems...well it just doesn't seem right, you know"

"Well, I know luke would love it" Charlotte says, leaning against me "Hell, I'd bet he'd beg you to give it to him, actually"

What do I do?
[] go for a walk
[] Play a game with Katlin
[] Argue with Amanda
[]Find luke
[] Ask foolish, maybe it will have some hidden wisdom...probably not but hey
[] write in

>>43954091
>[] Play a game with Katlin

>>43954091
>[] Ask foolish, maybe it will have some hidden wisdom...probably not but hey

>>43954091
>[] Ask foolish, maybe it will have some hidden wisdom...probably not but hey
>[] Play a game with Katlin

>>43954091
>[]Find luke

>>43954091
>[] Play a game with Katlin

>>43954091
>[] Play a game with Katlin

>>43954091
>[] Play a game with Katlin
>[] Ask foolish, maybe it will have some hidden wisdom...probably not but hey

"Eh, I'll worry about it later" I say as I close my phone and stand back up, I need to get my mind off all this, since it's starting to give me a real headache

"Aw, what a let down" Charlotte sighs "Well, If you don't mind Eli, I'm going on for a run"

"It's fine Char" I say as I walk out of the room

"Well I'll come around later" She says from behind me "or maybe you can come out"

"maybe, well either way I'll see you later" I say as I turn to walk down the stairs "HEY KAT WANT TO PLAY A GAME!?"

"OH YEAH I WOULD!" Katlin shouts happily "what game do you want to play?"

What game?!
[] catch
[] the fighting game
[] tag
[] Arm wrestling
[] show her magic tricks 1d20
[] write in

>>43954377
>[] catch

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>43954377
>[] show her magic tricks 1d20

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>43954377
>[] show her magic tricks 1d20

>>43954377
>[] the fighting game
I wonder if they already added nightmare

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>43954377
>[] show her magic tricks 1d20

>>43954377
>[] catch

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>43954377
>[] show her magic tricks 1d20
>[] catch

>>43954377
>[] the fighting game
Also kiss char, before she leaves

"Well it isn't really a game, I just thought you might want to see some magic tricks" I say with a nervous giggle, before I hear a loud bang from upstairs as most of the paintings on the walls fall over.

"You know" Mom says from the couch "I know she a nice girl but would it kill her to stop exploding near our house?"

"Oh" katlin says sounding disappointed "Well fine, go ahead I guess"

what magic do I use?
[] fire
[] ice
[] chains
[] cow
[] plant
[] or dream

>>43954615
>Dream
>Show her how awesome lucid dreaming can be.

>>43954615
>[] or dream

>>43954615
>[] or dream

>>43954615
>[] or dream
So cow magic is a thing then.

>>43954615
>[] or dream

>>43954695
moo modo is best modo

>>43954615
>[] cow
What, no one else wants to see awesome cow magic?

>>43954615
>[] cow

"Well, sweet dreams little sis" I say warmly as I smile happily, raising one of my hands as Katlin looks at me strangely, with a amused smirk on her face.

Purple smoke flows out of my hands, and twirls around her face, slowly flowing into her mouth as she blinks and her eyes take on a lilac tint as she slumps against the couch with a yawn and sits down on the floor, balling up as she wraps her arms around her knees and lays down with a peaceful smile on her face.

Mom peeks out from the otherside of the couch and smiles.

"I'll take her to bed" She says softly "Just try not to make this a habit, okay Elizabeth?"

I nod and start to walk back towards the stairs when I suddenly hear a very familiar voice shout

"MONSTER DETECTED!!!"

What do I do?
[] run out of the house and keep running to lead it away 1d20
[] Transform
[] change modo
[] tell foolish to hide
[] write in

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>43954973
>[] run out of the house and keep running to lead it away 1d20
>[] Transform

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>43954973
>[] run out of the house and keep running to lead it away 1d20
>[] Transform
What did we do, besides making her dream?

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>43954973
>[] run out of the house and keep running to lead it away 1d20

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>43954973
>[] run out of the house and keep running to lead it away 1d20
>[] change modo
time for cow magic

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>43954973
>[] run out of the house and keep running to lead it away 1d20
>[] Transform

"I'll be right back" I sigh angrily as I grab my locket and turn back around into a sprint, running for the front door as I hear a bunch of loud thuds on the roof.

I grab the handle with my free hand and push it open with my shoulder and keep running down the drive way.

"CRIMSON DREAM" I shout, red light pouring out of my finger tips that slowly burns up my arms and down the rest of me, burning away my pajamas into a red mist of light, the turns into my robes and armor that fits itself into place as I feel something slam into my chin and send my sprawling back, my staff appearing in the air and bouncing off the drive way as I look up to see an almost cartoonish boxing glove connected to a spring

"IDENTIFIED" the locket shouts as I stand up and rub my cheek "JACK A PUNCH, WEAK TO LIGHTING AND WATER, BEWARE IT'S CHAOTIC DANCE"

I groan and pick up my staff as a gratting giggle digs into my ears.

What do I do?
[] keep running 1d20
[] COMET BEAM ROCKET 1d20
[] COMET BEAM 1d20
[] CRIMSON LASH SCYTHE 1d20
[] Change modo
[] CHAIN WEB 1d20
[] BLUE PILLAR 1d20
[] change modo
[] grab the hand and pull 1d20
[] Smack it 1d20
[] write in

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>43955268
>[] grab the hand and pull 1d20

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>43955268
>[] COMET BEAM 1d20

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>43955268
>[] grab the hand and pull 1d20

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>43955268
>[] change modo
cow
>[] grab the hand and pull 1d20

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>43955268
>>43955362
Seconding

He, no wonder it only now attacked, Charlotte would have wrekt this thing instantly

>>43955268
>[] change modo
>[] grab the hand and pull 1d20
cow

"I do not" I say angrily as its first fist retracts and another flies at me from the roof "have time for this today!"

I turn and grab it, squeezing down at it as I see what it looks like...like a man wearing a giant jack in the box like a suit, don't really know what I was expecting, His face is stretch to the point of being disgusting and his skin is chalk white, his legs are just like his arms and made out of spring and gears some how stuck together.

It giggles and starts to try to pull me back to it.

I close my eyes. Endless green pastures, mazes, lots of tasty grass, a nice warm barn, the smell and taste of milk, being big.

I grin as I feel the warm tingle run through me as horns and cow ears sprout out of my head, and a tail on the other end as my body grows and expands

"SO GET OUT OF HERE!" I scream as I pull the monster towards me with a loud squeak as

"MONSTER DETECTED!"

GODAMMIT

what do I do?
[] swing it around 1d20
[] Headbutt 1d20
[] rip it apart 1d20
[] smash it with my staff 1d20
[] punch it 1d20
[] write in

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>43955531
>[] swing it around 1d20

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>43955531
>[] smash it with my staff 1d20

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>43955531
>[] swing it around 1d20

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>43955531
>[] swing it around 1d20

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>43955531
>[] rip it apart 1d20

I growl and grab the things arm with my other arm as I spin around and pull it off my house with a single tug before I swing it around and toss it into the street with a loud crack as its body shatters to reveal a ball of black fabric and ticking gears.

It stands up, looking afraid as a terrifying shriek echos down the street as the light post bursts and terrified screams follow the rest of this chaotic mess

"IDENTIFIED" The locker shouts "SPARKER, WEAK TO EARTH, SAND AND STONE, IMMATERIAL"

I stare down the street, as does the jack thing, to see a living mass of electricity in the vague shape of a cat.

I groan angrily as

"MONSTER DETECTED"

MOTHERFUCKER

what do I do?
[] Shout sorry mom, pick the car up, smash jack and then toss it at sparker 1d20
[] COMET BEAM SPIN 1d20
[] CHAIN WEB 1d20
[] AMANDAAAAAA!!!
[] Punt the jack at the spark with my staff 1d20
[] enter level 2 in anger
[] CRIMSON STREAM 1d20
[] CRIMSON GREATHAMMER 1d20
[] write in

>>43955777
>Swap to Dream Maestro

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>43955777
>[] Punt the jack at the spark with my staff 1d20

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>43955777
>[] Shout sorry mom, pick the car up, smash jack and then toss it at sparker 1d20
Can I finally break my streak of rolling ones?

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>43955777
>[] AMANDAAAAAA!!!
>[] Punt the jack at the spark with my staff 1d20

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>43955777
>[] Punt the jack at the spark with my staff 1d20

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>43955777
>[] Punt the jack at the spark with my staff 1d20

>>43955832
Apparently not

I pick my staff up from the ground and clear the distance between me and the Jack a punch thing

"MONSTER DETECTED"

I groan in annoyance and impotent rage as I turn and swing my staff, slamming it into the backside of the jack monster, sending it flying with a cracking sound. it soars through the air and collides into the sparker, which vanishes inside of it with a hiss as the mechanical monster twitches and twirls around before it explodes with a dull *froomph* not even leaving a crater behind as

"Heeeello Crimson dream" A smug and annoying voice calls from behind me "I see you have no problem dealing with trash like those small fry but.....why are you a cow"

"Uh bro, didn't ya hear, she eats monsters or something" another far stupider voice gasps as I turn around, gritting my teeth in barely controlled rage at these constant interruptions of random monsters, why are there so many of them out today?

"...No you idiot, she turns into a few, she doesn't actually eat them" A thing that appears to just be a cape and grated metal helm sighs, as a big bulky muscly ogre thing with a giant smiley face where it's head should be holds its hand under its "Chin"

"Identified" the locket sighs, the little me briefly appearing in front of it, tapping her foot "Formless Franka, the knight of shadows, Big smiles, the brute of the mindless wastes, do not let them combine"

"Whaaaat" I growl impatiently as I stab my staff into the street, cracking the asphalt

"Oh, we've come to finish the job nightmare started" the cape one laughs

I grip my staff, and smile an oh so fake smile

What do I do?
[] Laugh at them
[] Call my friends
[] get amanda
[]Okay come at me, COMET BEAM 1d20
[] Change modos
[] CRIMSON LASH 1d20
[] CHAIN NOOSE 1d20
[] COMET BULLSRUSH 1d20
[] CRIMSON INFERNO
[] CRIMSON RAIN 1d20
[] PILLAR OF CHAINS 1d20
[] BLUE STREAM 1d20
[] write in

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>43956151
>[] Call my friends[] get amanda
>[]Okay come at me, COMET BEAM 1d20

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>43956151
>[] Laugh at them
>[]Okay come at me, COMET BEAM 1d20
>[] Call my friends

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>43956151
>[] Call my friends
>[] COMET BULLSRUSH 1d20

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>43956151
>[] Laugh at them
>[] PILLAR OF CHAINS 1d20
>[] get amanda

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>43956151
>[] Laugh at them
>[] get amanda
>[]Okay come at me, COMET BEAM 1d20

>>43956281
damn

>>43956281
Maybe we should just re-roll this to not lose the combat momentum?

>>43956329
definitely

>>43956329
yeah

>>43956329
We probably should, can't be knocked over this round if we want to call the others.
And after that it shouldn't matter as much.

roll 1d20

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>43956382

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>43956382

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>43956382

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>43956382

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>43956382

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>>43956440
Only first one counts for reroll.

I hold up my hand, reaching my hand into my the space between my armor and red toga, reaching into my currently very impressive bust to grab my phone and the coin I got form golden fortune.

"One moment please" I say lazily as I pull my hand back out and open up my phone "I need to make a call"

"Oh...OH now you don't have to be such a bitch about it" the Franka one growls angrily "What, do you think yourself so high we're below your notice, huh YOU BIG TITTED SOW:"

"I said give me a second" I say angrily as I struggle to get to the group chat with hands that are too big for my phone at the moment

"Oh to hell with this" he sighs "VOID HOWL"

"YES" I shout as I manage to type in, Monsters, help right as everything slowly dims, I turn and see the big idiot laughing as he vanishes into the darkness

a spot light falls on me and I hear a taunting laughs as winds blow past me, ripping a few small chunks of asphalt out of the ground and blowing my hair around.

I sigh and flick my coin as turn around, facing the screaming as I raise my staff and shout "COMET BEAM" as the red light gathers at the end and then with a roar, it darkens and spins around

I hear a scream, and things go back to normal as the helmet thing floats in the air, it's cape blowing behind it as it breathes heavily, clearly shaken to the core

I stare past it and smirk, as I see a hole straight through the clouds, burning a bright red.

"YOU HURT HIM" the idiot shouts angrily as he charges towards me, each step it takes leaving potholes in the street

what do I do?
[] dodge 1d20
[] CHARGE and match him 1d20
[] CRIMSON BULLPUNCH 1d20
[] Chain trip wire 1d20
[] smack him 1d20
[] change modo
[] write in

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>43956670
>[] Chain trip wire 1d20
Go Plant modo

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>43956670
>[] CHARGE and match him 1d20

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>43956670
>[] smack him 1d20

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>43956670
>[] Chain trip wire 1d20

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>43956670
>[] dodge 1d20

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>43956670
>[] Chain trip wire 1d20

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>43956670
>[] CHARGE and match him 1d20

I stare at the mass of oversized muscles and sigh as I turn away from its perpetually smiling face as I raise my left hand's pointer finger, black smoke rising out from it as I mumble "Chain trip wire"

"I'll, huh?" the thing gasps as I start to walk away from it, towards the other one

I see it fly past me in the corner of my eye and slam into the street, dragging along it and making quite the chest as I smirk, maybe a bit smugly.

"Is he always that stupid?" I ask as I start to hear Bel start to play her violin and I can see Amanda walking down the drive way, locket in hand

"Unfortunately yes" the first one sighs "Hmm, should've gotten more than a few lackeys for this"

"PINK HOLIDAY!" Amanda shouts as she's bathed in a bright pink light, before reappearing wearing only her duster, wide brimmed hat and belts "Yeah you probably should have"

"A lot more" the monster groans "err..this is a bit...what's the word I'm looking for here, well I'm screwed aren't I, I mean..uh I didn't mean what I said early, I just was messing around, just a low level monster who got a name for being weird is all I swear"

"We're not idiots you know" Amanda sighs "And that's a real bad excuse, you could've made a better one, like I don't know, wahahah, I'll return to fight you one day"

"Or you could've just left" Bel sas flatly as she lands on a street lamp, plucking a feather out of her wings.

"Right, do you mind if I leave to get more people for this, because honestly this isn't fair...at all" the monster says with a nervous chuckle as his cape blows in the wind

What do you say?
[] sure, time and place
[] Hell no
[]...Did you even listen to holday
[] wow you're bad at this, want some pointers?
[]this...is so stupid, I DON'T CARE ANYMORE
[] write in

>>43957015
>[]this...is so stupid, I DON'T CARE ANYMORE
comet beamu

>>43957015
>[] Hell no

>>43957015
>[]this...is so stupid, I DON'T CARE ANYMORE

>>43957015
>[]this...is so stupid, I DON'T CARE ANYMORE

>>43957015
>[]...Did you even listen to holday
>[]this...is so stupid, I DON'T CARE ANYMORE

>>43957015
[]...Did you even listen to holday
[]this...is so stupid, I DON'T CARE ANYMORE

>>43957015
>[] sure, time and place

>>43957015
>Okay, pro-tip, if you want me to be nice about this you do not attack me at three places.
>One: My home. Two: My girlfriend's home. Three, at school. Attack me at any of those spots, and I will not hold back. I am making an exception this one time so you can tell the others. Capiche?

I stare at him, mouth agape. I close it, and blink taking a deep breath as I stare up at the cowardly piece of fabric floating in the sky as his friend on the ground groans and mumbles something that's probably asking why everything got dark all of a sudden.

"This is...this is so stupid" I sigh shaking my head "I DON'T CARE ANYMORE"

"So you're letting me go?" the monster laughs "I just thought it was a lie you know, that you just got lucky"

"You're just digging yourself a bigger hole" Amanda sighs

"I agree with Dream, this is really dumb" Bel groans "if you can't fight why did you come here"

"A bet with a crow in a suit" the thing says happily "Said I couldn't even get close to you without dying and...Ooooh"

"Wow that's actually kind of mean" Amanda says as she walks into the street, tipping her hat "even for a monster"

"Well I mean it isn't too hard to beileve" Bel says :"I mean foolish is a monster, and so are the contractors in a way, and It stands to reason no all of them actually know how to fight"

"None of you answered my question and that is scarying me!" the monster whimpers as

"KABAAAANG*

"DID I MISS IT?!" Charlotte asks in panic as she walks out to the cloud of dust and smoke in the middle of the street

"Oooof course" the monster sighs

"Oh, both of them are still here" Charlotte chuckles, smiling happily "and so is shorty and doom and gloom"

"Don't make me angry twirl" Bel groans

What do I do?
[] just comet beam this idiot 1d20
[] yes fine leave already
[] hey Charlotte, got you a present, have fun
[] change modo
[] Okaaay, so you're an idiot then
[] write in

>>43957472
>[] hey Charlotte, got you a present, have fun

>>43957472
>[] hey Charlotte, got you a present, have fun

>>43957472
>[] yes fine leave already

>>43957472
>[] Okaaay, so you're an idiot then
>[] hey Charlotte, got you a present, have fun

>>43957015
>>43957192
Backing

>>43957472
>[] yes fine leave already

>>43957472
>[] hey Charlotte, got you a present, have fun
Even if it's a monster that can't fight it's still a monster.

>>43957472
>[] hey Charlotte, got you a present, have fun

"Hey Charlotte" I Say as I smile evilly, looking up at the monster as I start to walk back to my house "Got you a present, have fun"

"OOooh you shouldn't have" She chuckles as I hear the monster shriek like a scared little kid as Amanda sighs and teleports onto the roof, watching it from her rifle in apparent boredom, as Bel flies next to her and starts playing her violin

What do I do?
[] watch
[] Cheer charlotte on
[] Change modo
[] de transform
[] go back to bed *dream*
[] help the one on the ground up, then punch him 1d20
[] play with foolish
[] write in

>>43957682
>[] de transform
>[] watch

>>43957682
>[] Cheer charlotte on

>>43957682
>[] watch
[] de transform

>>43957682
>[] Cheer charlotte on

>>43957617
So is Foolish.

>>43957682
>[] watch
>[] Cheer charlotte on

>>43957755
Yeah and we killed him. Not really a good example.

>>43957755
And if we had reason to believe Foolish would still attack people we wouldn't keep him around, we didn't the first time around afterall.

>>43957682
>[] watch
>[] Cheer charlotte on
>[] Change modo
>Alrune with flower pom-poms.

>>43957777
He's alive now, so it's a perfectly valid example. A monster being a monster is no reason to destroy it if it isn't a threat to anyone.

>>43957875
>He's alive now, so it's a perfectly valid example.
No its not, because when he was a threat to people, we killed him, he is not a threat to people now which is why we revived him.

>>43957899
That doesn't change the fact that he's still a monster, so yes it is.

I sit down and lean back against the family car, sighing as I press my head to the back of the windshield.

well at least i get to see Charlotte in action again, outside of the show, and without having to actually fight myself, so this should be a real treat.

Charlotte walks confidenly towards the...whatever the one without a body was called, slowly dragging her sabers across each other as she bites down onto the hilt of the third.

"TRI" She says with a giggle as a gleeful spark fills her eyes "BURST"

"VOID SLICE" the monster shouts in a panic as Charlotte holds her blades out, green and yellow and blue lights flying into the air

A black lack of anything cuts through the air as the balls surround the monster and start blasting the monster.

And charlotte doesn't seem to care about the thing flying towards her.

She turns to me and grins happily bending back and swing her head, her twintails flowing around her as her third saber deflects and bounces the spell away as the monster in the sky's screams slowly fade into the wind.

"YEAH THAT'S MY GIRL!" I shout happily, cupping my hands around my mouth "THAT WAS AMAZING CHARLOTTE, OH YOU'LL HAVE TO SHOW ME HOW TO DO THAT LATER, AFTER YOU FINISH CLEANING UP HERE"

She nods as I hear Bel groan angrily, oh looks like someones jealous she doesn't have an amazing girl friend.

the other monster stands up, just in time to see his friends grated gladiator like helmet fall to the ground and bounce once before it blows away on the wind, vanishing.

"You..you killed him" He whimpers, before growling angrily "YOU KILLED MY FRIEND"

Charlotte shrugs and raises her blade again in challenge, as her hair turns grey and her eyes glow yellow as a pair of wolf ears sprout on her head.

"AWW SO ADORABLE" I cheer happily, making her blush as the monster charges her, before getting get into for different piece as she runs past it "AND ONE HIT TO, OH YOU'RE JUST AMAZING LOVE"

She stares at me, still smiling as sheathers her swords,
cont

>>43958025
"Oh you're making me blush and stuff" She says happily "Hmm..but that wasn't at all challenging"

"Well we could wait till katlin wake up and play some video games with her and amanda" I say looking up at the now fuming bel "and belladonna of course"

She smiles and looks down at me as her wings vanish

"I think I'd like that" Charlotte says with a grin,

And we'll end here, since I have a session of pathfinder today and need to get going
I've archived
and cannont answer questions today

>>43958075
Thanks for running HM, nice to see Eli in combat action again.

>>43958075
Thanks for the thread

>>43958075
Poor bel, has she asked out Delia yet?

>>43958296
Not yet, she has been trying to, but Delia always interupts her