>>43906997
>Colonial marine number 12762

xeno drone

we TUUBES now

>>43906997
Colonial marine

>>43906997
>Big tiddied predator huntress

>>43906997
>Big tiddied predator huntress

>>43906997
>Colonial marine
12762 is a douche though, can we be 12752 instead? He seems

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>>43907020
>>43907038
>>43907086
>Marine 12762

>>43907041
>>43907052
>Big tiddied predator

guess we're two people now

You wake up in a room. You're hands and legs are tied together. What do?
(Name yourself BTP for big tiddied predator actions, CMN for colonial marine 12672 actions)

>>43907097
CMN checks himself over, is he armed? What equipment does he have?

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>>43907110
Unable to move his arms or legs, CMN falls flat on his side. BTP can see he has no weapons, but he does have a lighter and a shit ton of cigars

>>43907155
light all the cigars at once to fill the room with smoke, there might be laser beams we don't know about

Pull out the space knife from your space boot and cut yourself free marine!!!

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>>43907186
BTB lights up every cigar. The shear amount of cigars lighting at once causes the room to explode. Plot armour has saved you however. Plus, you burnt the bindings off as a bonus!

You peek out the room ans see two charred bodies, probably predator in origin. Plan from here

>>43907300
Honk the predators boob

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>>43907334
How does BTP react?

>>43907407
It appears to be a greeting ritual of some sort, respond in kind.

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>>43907432
Welp, now CMN has a couple of broken ribs. Nice groping there BTP

>>43907488
Just do some space drugs to ease the pain. Then lets investigate the burned bodies.

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>>43907531
CMN is now successfully high on space drugs.

BTP decides to loot the bodies. One has nothing on it of interest, the other has a working plasma caster

>>43907679
Explore further.

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>>43907699
CMN is high for [roll a d6] more posts

BTP decides to look at the next room. She can see a bad blood pred guarding the hall, seemingly heavily armed. Obviously you have to take him out. How so?

Rolled 6 (1d6)

>>43907770
420 BLAZE IT

>>43907770
Oh yeah, the predator. Use the high as fuck marine to distract him and tear his spine out when he's not looking.

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>>43907933
You obtained one pulse rifle and one blood+shit covered spine

Now what?

No more interest?

Combine Spine and Pulse Rifle for underslung spinal launcher. Then MAKE OUT.

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>>43908780
how does BTP react?

>>43909094
Throw him over your shoulder and put him in a sleeper hold with our thighs

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>>43909094
>high cam
>reality cam
>mfw

Incredibly unimpressed, BTP pushes CMN onto his back and drags him by the ankle as she explores.

>>43909094
CHECK THE MOTION TRACKER, there could be peeping xenos

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>>43909247
>>43909267
>>43909326
CMN is knocked out for [roll d3] posts. Also, after trecking for a few minutes multiple readings on the motion tracker come up behind BTP. She don't know if it's friend or foe. How does she react?

>>43909539
Feeling an unusual desire to keep the unconscious CMN safe, BTP hides him in a corner and keeps overwatch with plasma/spine launcher as the readings approach.

>>43909591
Have to wait while I draw this. Plus CMN needs to roll d3 for how long he's knocked out

Rolled 2 (1d3)

>>43909991

>>43909094

>high cam
>reality cam

My fucking sides.

Connect to a better server. Preferably one running a map with the exosuit we can stuff CMN in.

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>>43909591
for 2 posts CMN will be stuck in a corner. however, as BTP looks around
>POP
>>43910326
server change. Now you are stuck in a xeno hive. But there's an exosuit at least so......there's that....

>>43911125

>strap on that exosuit
>sling marine husbando over shoulder
>make a break for the exit

>>43911125
BTP Scan surroundings for xeno scum

Dance for the xenos.

Distract them with our bitchin' moves.

>>43911498
INTERPRETIVE Dance. Make sure to use our big titties to communicate our peaceful intent.

Craft OMELETTE from ALIEN EGG and use on MARINE. Xenos won't mind, they have plenty lyin 'round.

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>>43911203
Scanners read xenos litterally everywhere. You're gonna wanna bug out

>>43911185
As BTP step in she notices two glaring problems. No power, and the pilot's already dead. As she gets to work getting the ship ready CMN wakes up to a xeno in his face

BTP doesn't see this xeno, CMN is still high as fuck. What do with this "kawaii" xeno?

>>43911550
BTP gets xenowhore off her husbando, engage in catfight.

High as fuck CMN tries to get involved, thinking it's a forming threesome.

>>43911550
CMN takes kawaii xeno into the ship to cuddle.

>>43911550
CMN offers xeno some of his spacedrugs, since sharing is caring, and CMN's a pretty chill dude.

Where'd OP go?

>>43911881
Almost done drawing, be patient

>>43911903
Thank you, friend. I'm enjoying this.

>>43911648
>>43911760
>>43911498
Them's some strong ass space drugs for marines and xenos alike. Now CMN has a xeno waifu. But we still have to leave the hive before mom + dad find out. What do?

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>>43912005
FORGOT PIC

>>43912005
Ask xeno waifu if she knows an escape route.

If this xeno is friendly, will the others be? Can we ask hive parents for their daughter's hand in marriage? Predator waifu can be the best (wo)man!

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>>43911550
These fucking High Cam/Reality Cams

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>>43912019
This is a great quest and you should feel good about yourself OP.

>>43912019
BTP strips the pilot of his clothing in order to find any information about the ship.

CMN notices and gets the wrong idea.

>>43912019
CMD goes about his business whilst giving LXD a piggyback.

>>43912005
We should probably get CMN a weapon, unless he can work the mech

>>43912499
CMN can use his fists because he is a highly trained, highly manly soldier! And, regardless, he's got two killer waifus to protect him.

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>>43912074
>>43912345
>>43912285
>LXD we'll turn to LXW for "lady xeno waifu"

Way out? Yes, though the whole hive. Friendly? Probably not, probably so.
Plans while we wait for BTP to finish strippin the mech pilot?

>>43912499
We found a plasma caster two. Just that no one's used it yet

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>43912548
>The last row of panels.
So cute. This beats any anime romance.

CMN/LXW go to look around for stuff to loot and/or anything else interesting. If this fails and they get bored, they attempt to help BTP, inevitably fucking everything up.

>>43912548
CMN might be able to help strip the mech. Dunno what LXW will be able to do though

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>>43912616

CMN finds an austrailian knife. LXW finds a rocket dildo launcher

>>43912668
Oh yee of little faith. Turns out the only one here who knows how to mech is our new friend...

>>43913015
>LXW finds a rocket dildo launcher
Fuckin' brilliant.

Can we use the plasma caster to graffiti our name into a wall? "CMN<3LXW" or "CMN+LXW+BTP waz ere"?

Afterwards, LEAD ONWARDS, FAIR MAIDEN, TO VICTORY AND TRIUMPH!

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>>43913015

>mfw lewdtube

Mech clears the way, others follow behind. ESCAPE THE HIVE. TO FREEDOM AND XENOCUDDLES.

>>43913015
BTP bows in respect to LXW, and then jumps aboard the mech's head whilst carrying CMN for ease of transport and defensibility.

>>43913427
>XENOCUDDLES
A lot of this. I expect fanart by the end of this, guys.

>>43913452

When BTP and LXW catfight for our hand in marriage I will be able to die a happy man.

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>>43913084
>>43913427
After a quick dash the group comes across a problem. Two of LXW sisters, both praetorians, are guarding the way to the next room. LXW could go, but not the others, they'd be ripped apart on sight

How does LXW diffuse this situation?

>>43913476
Knock them out and pretend they've been face-hugged.

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>43913476
CMN strides forward incredulously.
"Well hello my fine ladies. Fancy a light incestual romp and daring escape to roam the cosmos in blissful freedom and love?"

Rolling for BTP to hold him back.

>>43913476

CMN is suave as fuck. Look at that romantic artwork.

LXW tells her sisters that there is a whole horde of incredibly kawaii marines to lovingly devour where she just came from. Her sisters should run excitedly wherever she points them.

>>43913476

BTP FIRES DILDOS AT PRAETORIANS

>>43913575
NO BTP NO NOT YET YOU'VE GOT TO WAIT UNTIL THE TIME IS RIGHT

I think it's a good idea not to kill LXW's sisters. She might not feel too happy about that. I mean, yeah, she's found the love of her life, but that doesn't justify the brutal slaughter of her innocent kin. Especially in such a risque manner.

Can CMN and BTP hide in the leg-space of the mech?

>>43913650

Kill?

With a dildo launcher?

Man, I was just going to introduce them to the wonderful world of synthetic dick. I figured we'd distract them with the dildos then walk past while they're in a lust-fueled haze.

>>43913660
Oh, cool. Continue, fine fellow.

I'd still vote for non-combative resolutions, like >>43913534.

>>43913534

Xeno-waifu just has to be yandere as fuck man. This has bad end written all over it.

We hide in the suit while the xeno walks out.

>>43913575
You now have two praetorians to deal with. Both of them are on the ground immobilized and possibly cumming furiously
What does the party do with its "captives"?

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>>43913891
FORGOT PIC AGAIN!

>>43913891
CMN gives them a soft kiss on their cheek, and then drags them to the wall so that they are gently laying against one another. Just because we've incapacitated her, doesn't mean that we don't need to be civil about it.

Make sure to give LXW a big kiss to make up for it.

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>>43913903

Dildo launchers need to be standard issue for dealing with xenos. Clearly they have unresolved sexual issues.

SMILING DILDOS

Push onward! While walking, CMN compliments his xeno-waifus impressive mechanical skills. BTP gets a bit jealous.

>>43913891
>DO NOT FUCK LXW'S SISTERS

>>43913903
Hot damn. Move on I guess, give BTP a high five

>>43913903
CMN smokes them to gain their knowledge https://youtu.be/RG2mgfjegEo

>>43913891
Make captives comfortable, then move on. If LXW's willing, offer further ecstasy in the wondrous interstellar journey we're about to embark upon if they choose to accompany us.

>>43914110
CMN is going to take over the whole hive with the power of ROCK'N SPACE DRUGS now isn't he?

>>43914213
Sure, why not. I thought we were just gonna find freedom so that our love can be without restriction, but if you want to drive our amiable character towards a beautiful xenophilic orgy, then I'm not gonna stop you.

>>43914292
Regardless if we do or not, Weyland Yutani can never know.

>>43914329
And they never will.

I'm for >>43913947 and >>43914043.

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>>43914292
>towards a beautiful xenophilic orgy

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>>43913947
>>43913950
>>43914059
>>43914110
This is the first time all story CMN has taken his cigar out holy crud this is cannon af

Does the party press on or investigate further? Or anything else for that matter?

>>43914503
Sneak some xenomorph eggs out for dem research bucks.
We'll need to keep them in a warm, moist place as we carry them away.
BTP might be able to help with that.

>>43914503
Move on but first try to murder BTP before her jealousity becomes dangerous

>>43914503
Move on, we still need to get the hell out of this hive

>>43914503
Bust into the next room

>>43914573
No, no, no. We're going to sit them both down outside the mecha so we can discuss a healthy romantic relationship between all three of us. Who says that bigomy was ever a bad thing? CMN can use his ace persuasion skills to talk them into an amorous, mutually beneficial agreement.

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>>43914559
How did you THINK that was gonna turn out?!
You might have a few seconds! Save her? Leave her? She rolls d20 to yank it off?

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>43914763
Press hands on top of her abdomen and assist her pushing it out.

>>43914763
Help her yank it off!

>>43914763
Quick, have LXW get her baby sister off BTP!

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>43914803
Oops, I entirely misinterpreted what was happening. YANK IT DAMMIT.

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>43914763
CMN helps by burning his cigar on the facehugger

>>43914892
Not a bad idea, also demonstrates our loyalty by sacrificing our cig.

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>>43914831
>>43914892
>>43914810
>>43914809
well this is an unfortunate turn of events....

>>43915134
Noo!
Rip it off with the strong mech arms.

>>43915134
Maybe we have a knife or sharp object to cut it off or use as leverage to peel it off?

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>>43915296
>using a knife on a xeno
OH SHIT NIGGA WHAT ARE YOU DOING

>>43915374
Huh? Never really got into the AvP series

>>43915374
Aren't predators more immune to the acid blood?

>>43915389
You've never watched an alien movie?

>>43915396
More immune is not immune.

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>43915134
Perform very careful surgery to remove the parasite

>>43915407
Nope. They always looked somewhat frightening to me, and I'm terrible with scary movies in general

Deliver long, heart-wrenching eulogy about how much BTP will be missed. Cry into LXW's shoulder.

>>43915626
Might you imagine those movies could contain relevant information to this quest?

>>43915134
Perform CPR

>>43915134
Wait for it to fall off, then do hardcore c-section and get the embryo the fuck out.

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Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>43915237
Closing up thread now. Need to sleep.

Look forward to next time!

>>43915773
We can get it out of her, we just need LXW to give her a very very VERY deep kiss with her inner jaw to grab up the egg.

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>>43915773
>>43915831
Also 10/10 quest OP.

>>43915773
Definitely looking forward to the next one

>>43915773
Great quest! Someone know how to archive this?