“Yeah,” you say cautiously, eyeballing the skimpy clothes she picked out for Willie. You can't imagine Little Miss Band-Aids and Braid wearing *anything* like that and not melting into a puddle of embarrassment on the spot. “How about... no.”Shimakaze pouts at you. “Maybe later? She could be *ever* so fast-”“Just-” you close your eyes and point at the water. “JUST GET INTO THE GODDAMN WATER BEFORE I KILL MYSELF, BOTH OF YOU!” You point for emphasis. Yuudachi pois with disappointment when Shimakaze sets the clothes down gently on the ground - she really did pick them out, it seems. You unmute your headphone as they head out to join the main group - it seems that Sammy's been wrapped in chains attached to Hamp and Sendai's kedge anchors. She's still making pretty fair progress anyways, swinging at the end of her anchor chains as she puts her rudder hard over, biting the air as Shimakaze breezes past. “Okay, go ahead and resume practice, I guess - and Hamp?” “Hmmmmmmm?” he says, leaning over a bit to check out Shimakaze's ass - firm, round and easily visible as the sea breeze lifts her miniscule skirt. “Could you cover Shimakaze up with your coat?” “Aw, Willie's a good girl,” Hamp says smoothly between sips of coffee. “She'll stay on the straight and narrow, no worries.” “I was more worried about Sammy.” He glances at Sammy, who's face is turning beet red, coal-black smoke pouring from her stacks as the links of the anchor chains begin to elongate and stretch under her full and absolute power. “Hmm. Okay. Here I go to coat the ship.”
>>43883309How do manage that so consistently?
>>43883304What goes good on toast?
>>43883309NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-I think you all get the point by now.
“Coat me with what?” Shimakaze demands, having just found the frequency. “That doesn't work very well, because I'm not actually in the water as a shipgirl. I've already tried grease, soap, and baby oil to no effect.”“HAMP, HURRY,” you say as one of the anchor chains snaps. “Right right,” he says quickly, sweeping off his old-fashioned peacoat and throwing it over Shimakaze's shoulders. “There we go.”“Admiral Settle? What is this for?”“A handicap,” you say quickly. “So the other destroyers can train with you operating closer to normal destroyer speed, for consistency reasons.”“Oh, I see~” Shimakaze says, with a hint of complete self-assurance that sends a visible tremor of hatred through Sammy. She bites the last anchor chain in half, but with Shimakaze's... everything no longer on display - and you watching from the shore - her rage seems chainable.Just barely - but chainable. “Okay, girls,” you say, sweeping your glass over the bay. “Now, lets... uh.” Yuudachi is staring slack-jawed along with the rest of the destroyers. You see Sendai close her eyes slowly, then open them again, before wiping her brow with the palm of her hand. “The hell are you doing?” “R-ranging,” Sendai says absently. “T-taking a rangefinding finder - finding.” You pan the glass to follow their gazes and -“-Hamp, what the fuck?” He glances back at you, his coffee in hand again. “What?”“Why are you wearing that!?”
>>43883341No bully Elle-chan
>>43883331He's with the Cabal, and they have power
If NP anon is still around, I am curious what serving in the medical corp is like for your average GPs or specialists.Thought about serving at the VA oncology clinic but it is still a bit off for me right now.
He looks down at the thin cotton tanktop; the sea breeze and ocean spray plastering it to his body to reveal his muscular definition in relief - and there's plenty to reveal. “It's summer, Mac, it'd be hot as hell to wear a coat over a shirt!” You make some abortive motions with your lips as words completely and utterly fail you. “I thought you had a three-inch belt,” Sendai manages at last. “Oh, yeah, they still haven't patched all the holes in it from that last scrap,” Hamp says, nonchalantly lifting his shirt to reveal his midriff. “That... is three inches?” Sendai breathes. “Yeah, but it's INCLINED,” Hamp says, tracing the curve of his six-pack with one fingertip. One of the Japanese destroyer girls simply keels over on the spot with a quiet splash.“You're still a skinny treaty cruiser,” you grump. Yuudachi twists around to give you a knowing catlike smile over her shoulder. “Yaoi, pooooi?” Sendai giggles, giving you a rather smug, if blushy look. “It's not gay if it's underway, ladies.” The giggles die with a wet, helpless gurgle.Hamp raises his coffee at you and nods in confirmation. “True story,” he says.
>>43883331He sits there and hammers refresh till it pops up like the nbo lyfe intel fagh e is. Fuck yuou IDK where my fukcing rum is fon't fucking ask,.
>>43883353If he's wearing a back-to-back world war champs shirt...
Before we hit Image cap again. Here is the pic. fap fic later.
Sendai stands frozen for three long heartbeats, her eyes wide with astonishment. Then she lowers her face quickly as it blossoms crimson, and - you dial up the magnification a bit, unable to believe that yes yes she is actually kicking the water with the toe of her shoe, that is a thing that's happening. “The modern age is... is quite something...” The wringing interplay of her hands tells you she is Thinking About It as you speak.And Hamp isn't helping much, either. “Modern? C'mon doll, I had two ensigns go at it behind my boiler on my shakedown cruise.”Sendai's face is burning so brightly that she turns her back to hide it, looking like she wants to vanish into the water. “Hell, that's nothing, Arizona-” You swing the glasses around sharply. “ARIZONA WHAT.” “Ah, eh, heh, I, shouldn't say that over open comms,” he says nervously. You sigh as a little light on his shoulder begins flashing at you. You sigh. “Hamp, they still teach celestial nav but I can't decipher morse on the fly.” “Oh, it's not that hard,” he says, his voice bright and brittle. You sigh, and play along, counting the flashes. “QUX?” you snap back Hamp's increasingly jittery grin. “The fuck does that-”
>>43883391cannot unfucking see
>>43883376>“It's not gay if it's underway, ladies.”>The giggles die with a wet, helpless gurgle.Oh lawd.
>>43883391>Iowa futa-dicking Willieof all the things I expected to see, this was not one of them
>>43883403>>43883410I did NOT request that pic. It just happened from a drunken drawfag.
>>43883391What fell power compelled you to bring this to our attention?
The glasses are lowered from your eyes by a force of nature, a fell and terrible strength that overpowers your resistance like a gale sweeping over a longboat. You turn to find yourself eye-to-eye with Arizona - who's in her outfit, for some reason. She holds your gaze for one long, terrifying moment, and then turns it out over the bay.“... HEY!” Hamp says brightly, flinging a hand upward in overly casual greeting. Arizona holds his gaze for a moment longer, dark promise in her expression - and then HURLS her armload of long rebar against the concrete, the six-foot lengths clanging and thrumming with vibration long after impact as she storms away towards the base proper. “... well,” you hear a familiar voice say behind you. Turning, you find Hornet watching Arizona's retreat with a frown. “Admiral...” she sighs, and shakes her head. “No. It's not your problem, whatever happened between you.”You mute your headphones hastily. “How can you be so sure?” you ask. “And why are you carrying that?”She hefts her own armload of rebar. “Just putting markers up in the shallows for training the PT boats. Going to paint them orange after.” You glance both ways, checking for possible escape routes-“Indian paintbrush joke.”“*Dammit.*”
>Coat me with what?god dammit speedbutt
>>43883391JESUS CHRIST ON A PADDLE BOAT
>>43883391Cut that shit out.
>>43883391I'm pretty sure I recognize that art style. Limebreaker?
Aaand with my spectacular return to form, I'm going to start a bit of an imagedump of that Beautiful Lady of the Sea, that Grey Gal of the Deep, Miss Magic herself...The USS Midway, CV-41!
Hornet smiles - a slight one, but it's still a welcome change of expression for her. “I can't even manifest my Outfit right now due to damage, and the others don't want to consume the fuel - I'll have to wade.” “Akagi and Kaga brushed it off on me immediately, of course.” She tugs at her (rather short) skirt to demonstrate why. “What about Zuikaku?” “She's not talking to Ryujo.”“.... so?”“It's an active thing,” Hornet explains. “She's sitting in the room, right next to her, actively not talking to her.” “... well, then.” “I know, right?” She smiles again, kindling a warm fuzzy happiness in your breast. You hadn't realized she'd look so cute when she smiles. “As for Arizona, she's... she's like-” Hornet stops herself. “Arizona's too self-contained - or I worry so, anyway.” She shakes her head, eyes downcast. “If she doesn't find a way to express herself soon, I'm afraid she'll-” she stops mid-sentence, staring out over the water. “Who's in the t-shirt?”“I ought to be selling tickets,” you bitch as you hand over the glasses. She presses them to her eyes and freezes solid for five minutes and fifteen seconds, as measured by your wristwatch. Her slender arms are atremble whens he lowers the binoculars. You double-check that the mute switch on your headphones is engaged again. She turns to you, mouth quavering, eyes glistening. “He's a god-damned treaty cruiser,” you groan. “He's not THAT-”“COAT,” Hornet wheezes.
>>43883462You recognize that bulge?
>>43883391>43883391>Futa/ I knew yuo weref ucking queer.
>>43883437I don't think I got the joke.Can a good anon explain it to me?
>>43883446>>43883452>>43883462Yes it is Lime's work. I ASKED for a clean non H pic, but he did this instead.
>>43883437Morse gale warning inquiry. Nice.
>>43883477The face and blush, actually.
So I don't know what's going on but are we actually going to fuck any of these sluts or.. are they just eye candy?
“Awhat,” you reply intelligently. “His... coat... on...”Oh. Oh *fuck.*Hornet reaches down and picks up two pieces of rebar, her chest hitching dangerously as she begins weaving them together. “... coat...” “Listen, I asked-”“Summer,” Hornet says, clearly not hearing you anymore. “Hot. Doesn't need that at all.”“Hornet!” you snap, trying to get through. “Hornet, what the hell-”“DREAMCATCHER,” she says, tone brittle. “Just... you know... like knitting...” the rebar is bending like butter in her small brown hands as she twists two long lengths together - it doesn't look anything like a dreamcatcher, especially when she just takes it in both fists and twists them in opposite directions, joining the pieces as one. “D-don't oppress my c-culture, A-admiral-”[ ] And what cultural event am I about to witness here; groom kidnapping!? [ ]HeyHornetgladyou'reheregotsomuchtoaskyouaboutliketheIwoJimaassaultishappeningtodaywouldyouliketowatchintheCICfarawayfromhere?[ ] SOME-ONE'S GOT A CRUU~UUUSH
>>43883462>I'm pretty sure I recognize that art style. Limebreaker?It's in the filename.
>>43883462Filename checks out>>43883474Hornet a cute and helpful
>>43883479You do realize that it would probably have been more canonical if he'd put you in place of Willie, right?
>>43883503>[X] And what cultural event am I about to witness here; groom kidnapping!?
>>43883503>[ ] SOME-ONE'S GOT A CRUU~UUUSHMAXIMUM TROLL!
>>43883503>[ ] SOME-ONE'S GOT A CRUU~UUUSHIT BEGINS
>>43883391GOD DAMN IT FLUFF! Took me a bit longer than expected to find the thread.
>>43883391My real beef with that pic is that it fucking sucks.
>>43883503>[ ] SOME-ONE'S GOT A CRUU~UUUSHBUTTON PRESSED
>>43883503>[x] And what cultural event am I about to witness here; groom kidnapping!?
>>43883503>[ ] And what cultural event am I about to witness here; groom kidnapping!?[x] Let her kidnap the cruiser. We got Arizona to bodyguard us now.
>>43883503>[ ] And what cultural event am I about to witness here; groom kidnapping!?Now, I'm not saying encourage the Yandere.but it IS the best dere.
>>43883503>[ ] And what cultural event am I about to witness here; groom kidnapping!?Let's go for ALL of the facepalms this thread!
>>43883391...I've seen underway refueling, I've seen rule 34, and I've seen Iku's "collection."That is no refueling tube I've ever heard of. It might be an abyssal. We should probably attack it. Hey Hate, you wanna capture this one?
>>43883503[ ] SOME-ONE'S GOT A CRUU~UUUSH
>>43883503>[X] SOME-ONE'S GOT A CRUU~UUUSHThe fun never ends.Don't be jealous Hornet-chan, you'll definitely win the Hamp-bowl!
>>43883503[X] And what cultural event am I about to witness here; groom kidnapping!? SUFFERING WHEN
>>43883503>[X] RUN HAMP! SAVE YOURSELF!
>>43883487Ha, I was wondering what that meant>>43883503>[ ] SOME-ONE'S GOT A CRUU~UUUSH>Trust me Hornet, if you saw what Shimakaze was wearing you would want Hamp to cover it up too.Ahaha, new art
>>43883503>[ ] SOME-ONE'S GOT A CRUU~UUUSH
>>43883503>[X] SOME-ONE'S GOT A CRUU~UUUSHMixed with>[X] And what cultural event am I about to witness here; groom kidnapping!? Oh God, Hornet, you make this ENTIRELY too easy and/or cute.
>>43883503>[ ] And what cultural event am I about to witness here; groom kidnapping!?
I get the feeling Shoukaku wouldn't be affected by the Hamp show.... NOW the Settle show....
>>43883503>“D-don't oppress my c-culture, A-admiral-”
>>43883503>"well if you can convince Shimakaze to wear more clothes, we won't let Hamp give his coat."
>>43883503>[ ] SOME-ONE'S GOT A CRUU~UUUSHHamp and Hornet sitting in a treeKEI AYE ESS ESS AYE ENN GEEE
>>43883503>[ ] SOME-ONE'S GOT A CRUU~UUUSH>>43883564>>43883548>>43883534That pic is the result of Lime being as drunk as Hate is by now.
>>43883503First, explain what actually happened to hornet. At the same time, signal 'run away' to Hamp using the light on your phone and the morse app that you must have somewhere.
>>43883503>[X] And what cultural event am I about to witness here; groom kidnapping!?Hamp was a mistake.
>>43883503>Explain the situation with Shimikaze's state of undress like a normal person who hasn't found themselves suddenly in a fucking romantic comedy
>>43883613Hey Fluff you gonna post that pastebin link?
>>43883622[X] SOME-ONE'S GOT A CRUU~UUUSH
>>43883464The sheer power used to raise and lower elevators, even way back in 1945, can get a plane from the hangar deck up to the flight deck in 10 seconds.
>>43883398SO MOE>>43883503[x] SOME-ONE'S GOT A CRUU~UUUSH
Just so you guys know, pixelfag produced that in like an hour, on request. Dropped everything he was doing and cranked out that in an hour, maybe 1.5 hours. Fucker's GOOD.
>>43883503] And what cultural event am I about to witness here; groom kidnapping!? I feel that I may end up regretting this but eh, fuck it. When I'm not fixing them. I throughly enjoying fucking with the Navy boys.
>>43883642Dat elevator tho
>>43883656Based pixelfag is based.
>>43883656Thank you based pixelfag
>>43883656He produced that in an hour?Damn he's good.
>>43883642Even in this modern day and age, enlisted berthing spaces are still...Shit.
>>43883636Yes, when planefag is done.>>43883656Whoa? really? Damn pixalfag, you are awesome!
>>43883503>And what cultural event am I about to witness here; groom kidnapping!?
>>43883518yuop wanna fucjign watch a fucking brokeassm arine take it up theqss from a chik? Your gucking queer too fag.
>>43883656That fucker has talent, I wish I was that skilled with my "healing" stick.
>>43883376>“It's not gay if it's underway, ladies.”US Navy, ladies and gentlemen, they'll be here all war
>>43883503>[x] And what cultural event am I about to witness here; groom kidnapping!? haha you don't even have your outfit, enjoy sitting here on the shore watching the bathtub toys twerk in yo man's face
What' the deal with Arizona and "QUX" anyway? I that ome naval abbreviation?
>>43883716Who is this cute girl and why does she have crazy eyes.
Why do I feel like Hornets going to be the one towing Hamp away this time.Shes a knot faster and 19,000 tons heavier, Hamp literally cannot escape.
>>43883479It's not nearly as gay if it's futa on female.
>>43883725QUX is shorthand code for a storm warning.
>>43883700Also, you! If you haven't seen this yet, you need to see this. Background screencap someone else will have to find; he put a sign on his door that declared people appearing on his doorstep at 2AM hoping for a sober-me-up IV would have to pay with anal sex. HE FOLLOWED THROUGH.
>>43883503[X] And what cultural event am I about to witness here; groom kidnapping!? Well, Arizona is still in a black rage. At least Hornet is on Settle's side still.
>>43883683LOL HAY AEROSEXUAL, WHUT'S DIS?The Midway houses several WW2-era firghters and bombers in the hangar bay, and several dozen more modern aircraft up on the flight deck.
>[ ] SOME-ONE'S GOT A CRUU~UUUSH
>>43883725During one voyage from the east to west coast, her crew hid a whore on board.
>>43883503>[ ] And what cultural event am I about to witness here; groom kidnapping!?>>43883656That's pretty awesome.
>>43883741>pic"ARMA newbie takes JTAC slot"never do thatnever take jtac slot no matter what, especially during the Euros timezonethey don't need jtacs, they just need someone to direct the mayhem
>mfw reading through the archiveI really fucking hope we don't have a domino effect abyssal rebellion on our hands.
>>43883700Nurse anon, please see>>43883367
>>43883656Very impressive on his part.
>>43883754DID THEY HAVE A BEARCAT
>>43883754>Marine Corsair>Dat dummy muhreen has the I DON'T GIVE A FLYING FUCK faceKek
>>43883743Hurray! I was waiting for this. I'm such a fucking kid when it comes to getting acknowledged, and given presents. And this was indeed a present! Stories of this circulated through the medical community for a while.
>>43883776Don't worry; tantrum spirals can be easily contained by flooding parts of the base with magma.
>Zuikaku doesn't get along with Kaga>Or Hornet>Or Akagi>Or RyujoI wonder what her deal is
>>43883754A size comparison between the USS Langley and the new Ford-Class.You can really see how much both naval engineering as well as flight technology has changed.
>>43883819What if Abyssals can survive extreme heat and pressure?I mean, they do live at the bottom of the ocean and probably hang around thermal vents and shit.
>>43883503As a white it's basically our duty to oppress her culture.
>>43883804>Hurray! I was waiting for this. I'm such a fucking kid when it comes to getting acknowledged, and given presents. And this was indeed a present! Stories of this circulated through the medical community for a while.AHAHAHAHAH YAEH. I'll find the other part of the screencap if I can. Anyone else have it?
>>43883823First three is due to them having bigger tits and washboard is due to Turkey having bigger tits.
>>43883804Not the civilian one, I'll say.Mind, the civilian medical community has fucking horror stories, though. And, you know, rumours of "Yeah, if that guy is on rotation? Don't schedule your patients for the OR."
>>43883727Akashi the repair ship
>>43883831>Hey there hon, how's your qualification cruise going?>THESEFUCKINGSCIENCENERDSCANTGETMYCATAPULTRIGHTHOLYSHI--I mean, hi grandma.
Posting best girl.
>>43883831>tfw Lexington is almost as big as Ford
>>43883861dem thighhighs, Ooyodo/Akashi a best.
>>43883831In Ye Old Dayes of Yore, people had to watch these things called "VHS".
>>43883869STACKED when, Planefag?
>>43883863Poor ol' Rhodesia.
>>43883766Whoa, how'd they hide her?
>>43883869They're size limited to what can go through the Panama Canal.
>>43883887Ah, a classic. Dampened by all the tripfags in this cap, but still, a classic.
>>43883879I remember those days.I very dimly recall the Betamax, too.
>>43883716>Flags on both shoulders>Rising Sun flag on left shoulder>US flag worn stripes-forwardTRIGGERED.
>>43883902Anyone aware of her was silenced with, uh, "favors."
>>43883391I thought we couldn't Rule 34 and spoilerlet alone at the same time
>>43883902they diguised her as a crew member (cut her hair, gave her proper clothes, etc)She was turning tricks down in the engine room for a few dollars a pop.
>>43883879A size comparison to Midway's anchor chain and my boot, size 11.It'd take two people minimum to lift one bit.
>>43883902Originally she hung out in the #3 turret, with people letting her know when to go hide behind the ammunition.Then she moved to the lower engineering spaces because Burke was a tightwad about his rounds around the ship
>>43883902They told the captain his wife was on board.
>>43883367Sorry I missed you, was blitzing to keep up with story posts. It's not SUPER different from the civilian sector, it's just your clientel that are different. For all the bitching I will do about my patients, soldiers and they're families (excluding GO families) are usually fairly easy to get along with and treat. Keep in mind that I'm in the Nurse Corp and not the Medical Corp, there is a difference there. Also, as much as I love the VA boys, I'd advise commisoning and trying NOT to get a VA posting, cause you can get a lot of flack you don't deserve.
>>43883879Whoa, I think I still have one of those in storage. I wonder if it still works.
>>43883804Bless you army murses and docs for being crazy. Where do we even find these people.
I AM CALLING THE THREAD FOR THE NIGHT BECAUSE I AM SUPER TIRED AND IT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA TO GET BACK TO A SEMI-REGULAR SLEEP SCHEDULE. Especially so I can do a proper run come Wednesday. WE HAVE SEVERAL WRITEUPS IN THE QUEUE; SOMETHING NEW FROM CRIX, SOMETHING NEW FROM NAKA-CHAN (AND NAKA, TOO) AND FLUFF'S STUFF BESIDES!WE WILL POST LINKED STUFF FIRST, AND THEN I WILL POST THE CONTENT, TO MAKE SURE LINKS DON'T GET BURIED. IF YOU WILL KINDLY LEAD US OFF, FLUFF?
>>43883961Same place as any doctor and nurse. Medical Schools and Universities.
>>43883981It's okay PF. Take a nap and destress and stuff.
>>43883956Thanks good NP anon. What about the flack in VA? Everyone hates going there because of the lack of funding? Or politicking amongst the staff?
>>43883981>LEAD US OFF, FLUFF?I DON'T KNOW IF I'M READY
>>43883981Hey, hey, I', still here yo!A fourth bit of Memories of Higgins for y'all!http://pastebin.com/mpysSyUNAs always, most of my writeups are here:http://pastebin.com/u/lurkcouldwurk
>>43883981Sleep well Boss!
>>43883981Well, I figured you'd wait at least 15 more minutes.A good run, nonetheless. Good night, then. Now get the fuck to sleep, Deme. >>43884004You're not. You're really not.Hell, I'm not ready. God have mercy on us all.
>>43883860Guess I should have specified it was the MilMed community, apologies. Haha, do hear experience in that post Bentus? And yes, there are those rumors in the MilMed community as well.
>>43883947Captive audience on board a ship, she could have sucked 'em dry. *pun intended*
>>43883981Nap, get better. This is some good shit, pf!
>>43883981Goodnight, sweet prince.
>>43883981OH GODMY BODY IS NOT READY
>>43883981Awesome run, Deme, welcome back.-----Hey guys, I've finished another part of my Kaga story. Thanks in advance for reading!http://pastebin.com/w352PHnB
>>43883981>IF YOU WILL KINDLY LEAD US OFF, FLUFF?
>>43883956How is serving on hospital ships anon?
>>43883949A portion of the enlisted mess line. Chipped Beef, also known as "SOS" or "Shit on a Shingle".For some godforsaken reason, it's one of the most popularly requested meal items amongst navy vets.
>>43883981Here have a bedtime story Fap!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pk9Akeby12s
https://books.google.com/books?id=6K5kAgAAQBAJ&lpg=PT116&dq=Admiral%20Arleigh%20(31-knot)%20Burke%3B%3A%20The%20story%20of%20a%20fighting%20sailor%2C&pg=PT47#v=onepage&q&f=falseFor those of you with a desire to know more about Arizona's shipslut>>43884042Ooh!
Its been ready for a couple weeks, so here ya guys go.AWOL chapter 2:http://pastebin.com/UhnEeqp5Chapter 1 and all future chapters:http://pastebin.com/u/renaissancefag
>>43884003It's mostly politicking, and they see a larger civilian(mainly descendants of retirees) population than you would on an actual post.
>>43883981Hey, guess what, more CANADA BOTES! Now with character images!
>>43883915We had one of those when I was a kid. The tapes top-loaded, and the remote had a cord.Shit, I think I might even still have one of the tapes around here, somewhere.
>>43883981Alrighty then! Night planefag!and well I promised, and now I deliver!http://pastebin.com/nv3pm6Qi
>>43884084HAHA, YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED DESSRENE DESSCARTES SAYSGIVE HIM THE DESSEXTRACUTER CLASS STAR DESSTROYERARMED AND FULLY OPERATIONAL DESS STAR5.25 INCH FLOPPY DESSKETTE DRIVEPERSONAL DESSTOP COMPUTERSALT WATER DESSALINATION PLANTROMANTIC PREDESSTINATIONMORALLY DESSTITUTESKIMPY DESSING GOWNDO YOUR GODDAMNDESSINCANDESSENT LIGHTNINGRUTHLESS DESSPOTTHOUSAND ISLAND SALAD DESSINGGIVE THEM THEIR JUST DESSERTSHEAT DESS OF THE UNIVERSEWE'RE GONNA NEED A BIGGER DESS
>>43884079Nice one!Good work on shitscribbler too.Dat Kraft tho.
>>43884079http://pastebin.com/QaenxAcsHelps if I post the pastebin link now doesn't it. Also, don't open the picture until you read. Totally serious, spoilers are real.
>>43884084You should regret everything, just as i do after the first proper paragraph.
>>43883981Thanks for the thread, get some sleep!
>>43884020Only the indirect experience of family. My brother in particular.Living near/in a metropolis with a major medical schooling apparatus spread over several hospitals means that you'll see all sorts of things.Including diseases and bacteria that barely even exist outside of a certain hospital.
>>43884063It looks Ok. Why is it so bad?
>>43884084LEWD US OFF THEN FLUFF
>>43884046I wouldn't know. I keep my boots on nice solid ground. Only time I've been on a hospital ship, the Mercy specifically I was just on the helicopter to make sure the injured guy didn't die during the flight, I then passed him off to the other more experieneced (at the time) and then bugged the FUCK out back to dry land.
Any more of Deutschland?
>>43884077So really a normal clinic with more politics behind it. Lovely.Good to know.
>>43884063>For some godforsaken reason, it's one of the most popularly requested meal items amongst navy vets.... dude, I've loved that shit since I was young. Have it every time on my birthday. It's MEAT with GRAVY on TOAST. It's like everything I love in one spot; if they could add scrambled eggs to it somehow it'd be perfect.
>>43884084Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I scream in fear, for this shit is mind destroying!
>>43884084>http://pastebin.com/nv3pm6QiJESUS CHRIST, FLUFF WHY?!
>>43884063The Throttle Board, in one of the Four Spaces of Hell, known as Engine Rooms.Midway has four engines, one for each (hurr) shaft.
>>43884117I need some Canadian music to go with it in the background.Any recommendations my good orca anon?
Reminder that Pixelfag is literally the only good drawfag here.
>>43884084I'm sorry, I can't. Not right now, not while I'm this sober. This is just too stilted. Later, when I'm sleep-deprived and/or drunk and hating myself.
>>43884143It doesn't look ok
>>43884163Basically. I wish I had the picture of my commander from about three years back, it is the blankest of blank "Are you shitting me" faces, and I still can't replicate it to this day.
Well, I think that's it for pastebins, so here's Naka-chan!-----"Jintsuu, I'm so--"Her hand slaps the apology right out of your mouth."No," she states coldly--a capital-letter Fact. "No, you're not sorry. You've NEVER been sorry. You don't care."That--that more than anything--tears through you, your heart pounding as the ice and grief in your veins vanishes in molten rage. Before you've even strung the thought together, you feel the sting of her face against your fingers run up your hand. She reels, then comes in, but you're already hitting her again, HARD, the slap echoing off your now-spartan quarters."I'M DOING THIS," you hear someone--you--roar, "FOR YOU!" Jintsuu's fingers curl into a fist, but not before yours do, connecting soundly with her jaw, your hip--subluxated on one of the upteen falls Sendai dropped you with--clicking painfully in its socket as you turn and put your whole, shitty little body into it. She folds around you like a fucking chair......Until her knee comes back up and drives into your gut, new searing agony tearing across your middle, still (still, always still) not fully healed from being blown in half. You wheeze, and her elbows come down on the top of your head, snapping you down to the ground chin-first. Anger--RAGE--clouds your vision now, and your hands lash out blindly, snaring her ankles and yanking upright sharply, aching strain running up your spine at your audacity, but Jintsuu goes DOWN. Your knee crashlands on her fucking tit with all your weight behind it, drawing a yelp of pain as your vision clouds again, this time with tears. "I don't care? I DON'T CARE?"
>>43884187https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ByKu8BwT5K4That should get you started.
>>43884181Because planefag requested it of me. It is by his order I made it.
>>43884084HAHAENGAGEMENT STATUS: DESSSPEAK NOW OR FOREVER HOLD YOUR DESSBEATING A DESS HORSEPORN KILLED THE LASERDESSCREAM FILLED HOSTDESS TWINKIENOT ONLY DOES GOD PLAY DESS, THE DESS ARE LOADEDWHO LET THE DESS OUTFOUR DIMENSIONAL DESSERACTUNLICENSED HAIRDESSERCAN'T TOUCH DESSDESS STAR TRENCH RUNTEAM FORTDESS 2CASUAL SUMMER SUNDESSINCOME DESSPARITYGUILTY OF NEGLIGENT DESSCHARGEX-COM: TERROR FROM THE DESSTESTIMONY DELIVERED UNDER SIGNIFICANT DESSAPERTURE SCIENCE DESS CHAMBER
>>43884084Not quite as bad as I was expecting... but the last part definitely was funny.
>>43884220Well, it's done. Please don't do it again.So much Dess, why?
>>43884143>>43884166You guys obviously haven't had Navy Version(tm) SOS.>>43884185Continuing my tour...A view down the flight deck.
>>43884212Gritting her teeth, her nails digging into your arms as she tries to push you off, Jintsuu spits back bitterly. "'Sorry, sorry, sorry, Jintsuu! So sorry!'" She grabs on and rolls as hard as she can, forcing you to slip off to one side as she comes back up, pieces of glass crunching under her knee as she chops the flat of her hand into the back of yours, bringing you down as you try to catch yourself. Her fist--the BACK of her fist, where the turret mount is, the horrid little bitch--smashes you across the jaw. "PROVE IT!"You meet a glittery shard with your forehead, ignoring the now-familiar, warm wellspring of an open cut. Jintsuu falters, seeing you bleed--which just gives you another opening to shoulder into her midsection and bring her back to the fucking ground. She's fresh, but you're ANGRY. You've been driving this... worthless, shitty meat puppet into the ground for so long you barely register pain any more. It's just there. It's just fucking there. You try to stand to drop yourself on her again, only to slip on bloodied floor and stagger, catching yourself all wrong against the remainder of your wall shelves. You hear Jintsuu rising behind you, hear the crunching glass and wood, hear the clatter of the dustbin kicked out of her way as her steps march purposefully towards you, struggling to steer this sluggish meatsack around in time to meet her, realizing you're too slow, you're not going to make it in time.You feel your fingers curl around something to your left. Object. Hefty. Weapon.
>>43884207Some of us Canadians docs were thinking of using VA as a way to get American working permits then permanent resident status. Didn't know it was that bad.
>>43883503ah fcukq is sheamaking aniotehr one? Have theie faggot tahekt eh damn thing aim out of spacel to hankg then
>>43884206The injury? Yeah he was pretty bad off, IED went off under his foot, buried to deeply to kill him but not so deep as to prevent him losing a foot. As for me, I don;t handle being on ships well, bad seasickness.
>>43884188but what about the mysterious stacked drawfag?
>>43884214Haha. Oh wow. I can feel the maple syrup already.
>>43884220Next time should be Settle/Shoukaku public sex.
>>43884241You catch her with the corner of it as you manage to swing around halfway, the object sailing through the air at arm's length in a 180-degree swing. It smashes across the side of Jintsuu's head just as she reaches you, sending her stumbling backwards, clutching her face. Something in it GIVES, even as she loses her footing backpedaling blind across the floor, slipping--right where you did--and landing on her ass, head bumping the far wall. Your vision clears--just a little, just enough--and your brain chugs as it tries to recognize the fragment of the weapon in your trembling hand.A faux-brass bar, smudged and now bloody, torn up at the ends where it was once fit snugly, on... On...You turn back to Jintsuu, who hasn't gotten up for more. In her lap, turning it over with shaking hands, you see the spiderweb of already-broken glass on your portrait of your sister. Of her. "...Oh," she murmurs quietly, head bowed low.Your anger ebbs away, the new (new) aches and pains rising to take its place. You try to cling to the last vestiges of it, like a dying man to driftwood (or a dead light cruiser to a piece of a picture frame). "You want to know how I'm doing? I haven't slept four hours in a week. I quit drinking Monday and the headache still won't stop. I haven't been able to feel my leg for two days, but I HAVE been able to feel my hands since then, because that's when I broke them. I almost got Settle killed. I have failed at everything I have ever tried. I am going to die unmarked and unmissed--but only if I'm lucky." You stagger-limp over to her as her shoulders begin to tremble, tears pattering softly against Jintsuu's portrait against the steady drip-drip-drip from a nasty cut on her cheek. Your legs conk out three-quarters there, and you fall into a painful slump, shoulder hitting the wall first, right beside her.
>>43884247Lieutenant, are you drunk?
>>43883464Awesome, visited it two weeks back. But it didn't actually operate in WW2.
>>43884240>Dat crusader HUEing in the background
>>43884188Sucks to be you guys!
>>43884272You've been so cruel to her. You see it now--on some level you always knew, but you told yourself over and over--it had to be this way. Better to keep her away. Better to keep her at arms length. Better... to just be a friend, and not your... sister. You were just going to hurt her. And, of course, you did anyway.And finally, after a year of trying to hide it, a year of shutting her out, a year of pushing her away... the tears come. The real ones. "I..." Your words fail you, like you fail your words. There's so much you want to say, but you... can't. Your body won't. Your tongue is fat and your brain is dull. "...I do care," is all you manage. Jintsuu wraps her arms around you, crying just as hard. She can't even muster that much, sobbing as she pulls you close, the two of you there in the ruins of the ruins of your room, embracing like sis--The two of you look up as someone clears his throat from the doorway."So..." Harder says, sipping what looks like a pina colada in a plastic skull cup, complete with a cherry on a tiny sword. "Yuri, right?"
>>43884252Oh I meant the ship. I was playing around with the idea of doing some humanitarian missions to Africa on the Mercy, nothing concrete yet.
>>43884290Harder, you son of a bitch. Right at the worse/best possible time.
>>43884084HAHAIT'S TOO LATE, THERE IS NO DESSCAPEDESS ISN'T A GRAVE, IT'S THE WAIFU YOU CHOSEMY PARENTS ARE DEEEEEESSWITDESS ME SISTERSBURNING LOVE IS RICH IN VITAMIN DESSVERY DESSHONOURABUA ROLLING STONE GATHERS NO DESSSIMPLE BEAR NEDESSITIESY U DO DESSDRUNK AND DESSORDERLY CONDUCTTHE DESS SIDE OF THE MOONAMNESIA: DARK DESSCENTI AM BECOME DESS DESTROYER OF WORLDSHEY Y'ALL WATCH DESSTHE INTERNAL REVENLEWD SERVICE IS CONDUCTING A PROPERTY ADESSMENTGRANDMASTER DESS CHAMPIONOBDESSIVE COMPULSIVE DESSORDERBROADCASTING EMERGENCY DESSDESS BEACON
>>43884290>"Yuri, right?"SUBTLE AS EVER, SUBMARINE!
>>43884240For the record, yes. They really DO need to make that many cauldrons of soup.FOREVERYMEAL
>>43884290>"So..." Harder says, sipping what looks like a pina colada in a plastic skull cup, complete with a cherry on a tiny sword. "Yuri, right?"Now is not the time Harder! Well, maybe it is. Screw it. JUST DO IT.
>>43884290>"So..." Harder says, sipping what looks like a pina colada in a plastic skull cup, complete with a cherry on a tiny sword. "Yuri, right?"Ugh...boys.
>>43884290> "Yuri, right?"KTKM status: pending death
>>43884233I won't.. unless he asked me to make another one. Even then that is iffy. and it's Kongo, you should know this by now.>>43884271..............Oh god damn it. Get out of my head anon! I don't want to write another fap fic!
>>43884271We could get fluff to write it
>>43884290Oh christ Naka I can't take the emotional whiplash here
>>43884188Bamalama-drawfiend is good too yaknow.
>>43884290Harder for the win! And the well deserved asswhooping that will be coming his way shortly...
>>43884300I assume the Mercy is a fairly nice ship, she's a NATO Class 3 treatment facility... at least I think she's class 3. Basically full blown hospital.
>>43884290http://pastebin.com/esnMGuJ4 And for those who want to read it in TL;DR format, here's our story so far. I'll be updating it with tonight's entry in just a moment.Thanks all, and for the love of god someone teach Harder some tact.
>>43884314I am afraid to ask what the food is like other than chipped beef.
>>43884342She's still a cargo ship under all the white paint...
>>43884343Impossible. Not even a full pitcher of gin can save him.
>>43884343>Thanks all, and for the love of god someone teach Harder some tact.YOU HAVE ONLY YOURSELF TO BLAME, HONEYYOU'RE PLENTY WITTY, BUT SUBTLE YOU AIN'T
>>43884314One of the Ready Rooms, this one specifically for an attached helo wing.
>>43884359Is she? I'm an Army Nurse Corp Officer, I think the back of a ship is the stern but I'm not really sure.
>>43884349This is generic to you?
The weekend. A time for normal people to relax and decompress, something that even people in the military occasionally got. A luxury that you assumed was out of your grasp, until you saw the unread message on your phone that morning.'Don't bother coming in. Try your best not to get in trouble today' – Goto. Tough luck; that's not gonna happen unless you keep the bolt shut on your door. Even then you wouldn't put it past someone like Kongou to walk right through it anyway. You decide to at least try and heed that advice and promptly get back in bed and get a couple more hours of sleep. -You wake up an hour later than you planned, cold sweat on your brow as you frantically jump up and flail around for your phone, the scenarios racing through your mind on how many meetings you may have already missed. It's not until you actually find your cell phone that your racing heart finally slows, as you realize that you still have the day off. You sit on the edge of your bed and try and wonder what exactly a day off even entails these days. Have you forgotten what it means to do nothing? ...Maybe you can finally get some civilian clothes and helpful sundries for your room.Oh. It looks like you really have lost the concept of free time. And nobody will ever give it a proper burial. If you get something productive out of the way first you'll probably feel lazy enough to do nothing in the evening. You waste no time getting dressed. You managed to keep in your luggage some jeans and a T-shirt, the ultimate in American fashion. - -
>>43884327Too late! They're stuck at the doors train with Shou grinding her ass into Settle's crotch before she unzips his fly to give a handjob......
>>43884365who taught Harder that word?
>>43884343>>43884365The Admiral has a point. If you want him to have tact... you'll have to teach him.He listens to you, for one.
>>43884290 Argh, someone call a doctor. I think I've broken something from the whiplash
>>43884365I'm as subtle as I want to be, Settle, and I shudder to suss out any sass, so I'll shutter this sorry story before it's started.
>>43884381It's almost 1100 by the time you get to the base exchange. It's overcast, you're hungry, and want to go home already. Instead you press on, to the men's clothing section. You need more socks. After all, you never want to run out of those. You're walking through the men's section, surprised by its fairly large size and variety. You suppose that's what happens when you're on a real base and not bumfuck nowhere. You're tall enough to see over most of the displays and racks, and are about to round one when you bump into somebody.“Sumimasen!” Says the body that you've pretty much almost ran over. It's a short lady, that's almost entirely eclipsed by the clothing stands. She has her hair in a high top ponytail and is wearing traditional Japanese clothing similar to what Akagi and Kaga wear, although it's much more conservative. She couldn't be... Isn't she a little short to be a carrier?“I'm sorry about that, I didn't see you.”She looks you over, eyes focusing on your cane and your facial scars. A smile slowly forms on her face as she replies to you in perfect english. “You must be Admiral Settle. I''ve heard a lot about you.” If the rumor mill around base is even half as effective as a warship's, this is basically a polite way of saying 'So you're a real fuck-up, aren't you?' The short shipgirl carries on. “Thank you for being supportive to all of us. You've had quite the exploits so far... In particular Tatsuta and Choukai seemed to give you a lot of praise.”You haven't seen Tatsuta in some time; and that sort of worries you. After your recent experiences you don't feel that safe around anyone new, even so, you find it hard for this meeting to go badly.
>>43884349I think you were thrown into a ceiling fan as a child.
>>43884389Alright, well Pixel just told us to call you a flaming faggot for not liking Bama's work. So, have fun with that.
>>43884079I hope Montreal has a Canadien jersey.
>>43884407“Uhh...” You start eloquently.“Oh!” The short girl places a hand over her mouth in a practiced movement. “I haven't introduced myself. I'm the aircraft carrier Houshou. Pleased to make your acquaintance.”“Likewise.” There's something disarming about this girl, but you can't place it.“I had heard from Admiral Goto that you had the day off, and I would be honored if I could make dinner for you tonight.”Apart from Kongou and her sister's almost unnatural baking skills you haven't heard anything near positive from the culinary efforts of the ship-girls, and you don't want to spend tomorrow morning on the toilet. You'll have to sneak out of this.“You don't have to do anything like that for me, I'm fine eating at the O-club or something.”Houshou clearly notices the apprehension on your face as she replies. “I've worked in a real kitchen before, you don't have to worry about eating anything weird. I'm quite good if I must brag.”“I'm not doubting you, but I'm not really interested in a date on my one day off. I'm just trying to take it easy.”Houshou doesn't seem fazed by your rejection. “I think you may have misunderstood me. I'm not interested in building some romantic relationship with you. Think of me more as... Maybe somewhat of a maid? Unless of course YOU were trying to maybe go on a date with an old carrier like myself?”Tsh, she's a lot more eloquent compared to the other kanmusu. Well, you haven't exactly had a great meal since you've came to Japan. At worst it's still probably going to edible. Still, who just 'Comes over to make dinner'? You're not buying it.“I have a lot of work to catch up on tonight. I don't have the time to entertain you, unfortunately.” You weren't planning on working but it's not a lie that you could actually be doing something productive.
Well, I believe I'll be going. Good night, people.
>>43884395>FilenameGoddamit, I was D'AWWWing until I read that.Well-played, kamerad.
>>43884366And with that, here's yours truly sitting in the XO's chair (in his office), signing off.But before I go read the works of the writefags, here's a dropbox containing all the lewd pictures I took of Midway's inner spaces.
>>43884372She was built as an oil tanker.
>>43884403>I'm as subtle as I want to be, Settle, and I shudder to suss out any sass, so I'll shutter this sorry story before it's started.eeeeehehehehehehehehhehehee
>>43884439Even XOs and commanding staff didn't have much luxury.
>>43883683They opened some of the enlisted berths on Iowa, and had a video playing of 5 or 6 vets from the 80s bitching about berthing. But then the video cut to a vet from the 40s:"The men who crewed this ship in the 80s," he said, "only had bunks three high. The men here in the 80s had a strap to keep them in their bunk in heavy seas, and a drawer under their bunk to store stuff. We didn't have any of that."
>>43884439HURF FORGOT THE LINKhttps://www.dropbox.com/sh/u38yx3o9zbth715/AAAzUviBsxD-rNbLUj9ANOuTa?dl=0
>>43884427“Admiral Settle.” Houshou's tone is deeper, like she's scolding a sibling. “I can take care of myself fine enough. You can do whatever you wish while I cook. I do not expect a philosophical conversation over dinner either. It is simply my way of appreciating the work you've done looking after the other Kanmusume since I've been gone.”You feel like you haven't been given a choice at all in this matter. You can already feel the impending regret as you answer Houshou.“If you're going to be like that... You'll just have to show me how good of a cook you are.”Houshou smiles and claps her hands together as she replies to you. “You won't be disappointed. We just have to stop at the commissary before heading back to your room.” Before you can agree to Houshou's plan you spot the unmistakable mop of silver hair in your peripheral vision, moving towards your position. Shoukaku. While you aren't against seeing her right now, she tends to complicate matters wherever you are. Like a magnet, she's in front of you and Houshou in a heartbeat. “Admiral Settle, what a coincidence meeting you here.”Why marine, what a coincidence you are also at work late. With all your tools, too. Such a hard worker.Houshou still has a smile on her face, but there are tell-tale twitches of strained muscles. “Ah, Shoukaku. How are you doing?”
>>43884444The age old adage "You learn something new everyday" still holds true. I didn't know this. I thought she was purpose built. She's still a Class 3 facility, which means shes got some pretty seriously equipment at her disposal, refitted oil tanker or not.
Pacific apparently has a few Kriegsmarine ships, and it seems vaguely relevant.
>>43884471Wonder if she got a radiation bunker for radiotherapy.
>>43884273THef cuks to you thignk.
>>43884453Compared to the enlisted berthings? That's paractically a five star hotel -- and that's just his fucking office!
>>43884462She turns to Houshou, as if she's just noticing her now. “Oh, Houshou-san, I was just going to ask if Admiral Settle wanted to spend the day together?”You've just been put in an incredibly awkward position. Thankfully, Houshou never gives you enough time to hang yourself. “Is that so? I'm surprised such a young lady such as yourself would want to spend the day with an old hardened admiral. Besides, Admiral Settle is quite busy this afternoon, he told me that he had a lot of work to catch up on tonight.” Before Shoukaku can realize that she's being cock-blocked a third party joins the fray.“SHOUKAKU!” Yells out a third voice that's faintly familiar. You've heard it before, but just can't place it. The voice shouts out a second and third time, each instance getting a bit closer. A twintailed head pops up with each shout. Shoukaku clearly knows who the voice belongs to as she's biting her lip and turning around slowly. Houshou wastes no time in seizing this opportunity, as she draws close to you and places a single finger to your lips as she starts to push you backwards. She steers you as you stumble backwards, first into a smaller room, and then a much smaller room where you stop when the back of your legs hit a bench. You're in a changing room and Houshou is inches away, hands on your shoulders. Well, after almost having you head blown off being raped was basically an inevitability at this point. “Sorry about that,” Houshou says as she takes a seat sideways on your lap. “I thought that Shoukaku might complicate things. She is such a nice girl though.” Houshou looks you right in the eyes at that moment. “Isn't she, Admiral Settle?” A shiver runs down your spine as you suddenly feel dangerously close to death.“Of course.” A safe reply. Houshou seems to be appeased by that. “We'll leave in a couple of minutes. Zuikaku is probably giving her sister an earful right now.”
>>43884394bland as fuck nigga, try harder
>>43884384.............................Nope. you almost got me to open LibreOffice there anon.
>>43884117Dammit RCN anon, I dawwed too hard.Send help.
>>43884516nigga you gay
>>43884501I don't know! Go google that shit. Well I'm gonna catch up with these side posts and then sign off. Next thread I'll try and have some interesting stories from my time in the bowels of IACH, BAMC, and WRNMMC.
>>43884519But you already open Fluff.
>>43884084Congratulations, Fluff. You have managed to remove calculus from my brain. ALL of calculus. As in, I'm gonna have to retake the fucking classes.Goddammit.
>>43884516Yes, the fully colored, exquisitely detailed picture of bama is totally bland compared to Pixel's drawing. He still thinks you're a faggot.
>>43884429http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GWhOLorDtwthe whole waterskating thing is so fucking stupid
>>43884552Has this been posted before?
>>43884516>bland as fuck>when even PIXELFAG appreciates bamalama artNigga y u do dis
>>43884515Sure enough, Houshou leads you out of the changing rooms, and says she'll start food shopping while you finish up at the exchange. - -You meet up with her later the Commissary, one hand full of plastic bags while she carries a folded-up blue parasol in the other. There's no way you're about to walk back to your room with the food and the junk you bought. “I can get us a ride, my room isn't exactly in a convenient location.” Houshou just gives you a smile back along with her reply.“There's no need for that. Admiral Goto appropriated a vehicle for us. It's just parked a few blocks away, however.”You groan inwardly. After everything that's happened you don't really want to spend more time on your feet walking. Despite supposedly leading the way, Houshou takes her place a few paces behind you; as if the natural place for her to be. The overcast sky seems to be on the brink of opening up, a relief from the typical scorcher summer days. After you've cleared the vicinity of the commissary and BX foot traffic has dropped considerably, giving you time to closely observe each pedestrian you pass by. You instantly recognize the next person coming down the sidewalk, his gait the one of man who's frustrations and problems barely kept in check by a modicum of discipline. Hate. “I don't want to deal with him right now...” you mutter to yourself. Seemly spurred on by your comment; Houshou increases her pace and overtakes you, placing herself between you and Hate. As he closes the distance between you, Houshou calls out to him. “Good Afternoon, lieutenant.” Hate's eyes are focused on you. He tries to walk around Houshou, but she's ahead of him; simply sliding backwards into his path. “Are you kidding me...” He starts, before raising his voice in your direction. “Hey skipper is this your new babysitter? I'm surprised they only gave you one.”
>>43884084Wow you're a terrible writer.
>>43884454How do the navy enlisted survive.
>>43884552Holy shit, Pixelfag(?), how the fuck do you manage this kind of awesomeness this goddamn FAST?
>>43884471They picked her and the Comfort up as identical tankers on purpose because of the compartmentalization. Tankers are built tough, but there isn't anything difficult to strip out of the interior. So she was close to purpose built at a fraction of the cost. The fact that they're over thirty years old and still going strong suggests they were one of those projects (like B52) that actually worked beyond spec.
>>43884581“Excuse me,” Houshou replies, popping open her parasol to obscure you. “Admiral Settle is a grown man and does not need to be babysat, unlike a few of the junior officers around here.” Hate just rolls his eyes to that and attempts once again to move around her to no avail. “Admiral Settle is very busy today and in a hurry, could this possibly wait for tomorrow?” Houshou adds, still as polite as can be. “Yes, I'm sure he's very busy courting as many girls as possible.” Hate tries to bend his head around the parasol. “Listen Settle did you ever t-”“It's extremely rude to ignore a lady in front of you, Lieutenant.” Houshou interrupts him with with surprising volume.“I don't give a fuck about you right now. I'm not here to see you.” He spits back. You're barely holding back snickering, as Houshou's approach is clearly getting under his skin. “...You seem like the kind of person who's been in combat, haven't you?” Houshou says, idly spinning her parasol. “...I was in Fallujah, years back.” Hate replies with a little bit of hesitance in his voice.Houshou folds up her parasol before delivering her next statement with cold precision. “You must have lost all your manners there, along with all your friends.” Any laughs you had building into your throat have frozen into a solid mass, choking you. Hate's eyes bulge outward, as his brain has to reprocess what he heard. You're just as confused and surprised as he is, neither of you expecting such a low blow out of the blue. You don't even see the strike from Hate. You only hear Houshou's feminine grunt as she falls to a knee from the impact, a few groceries bouncing onto the concrete. Hate's already hopped back, hands up in a typical fighting stance. Houshou slowly rises after she's picked up that which has spilled out.
>>43884524Don't worry. Cute little frigate girls will be on their way shortly to answer your SOS. Please refrain from hyperventilating in the time being.
>>43884574>>43884552>>43884590That's not pixel. That's te same guy who did hornet battle repairs, durnk hornet, and hornet looking for ranger panties.But for the guy who hates bamalama art, you gay
>>43884597“Are you satisfied now? Having taken out your frustrations on me?” There's no response from Hate. “You're not enlisted anymore Lieutenant Hate.” Houshou says with a barely concealed snarl.“You're in a different world, with different rules,” She carries on. “And if you don't adapt you'll soon find yourself in a worse place than were you started.” Hate's still staring her down, waiting for her to play the next move. Houshou turns her head and looks up to the sky. “Still, perhaps I have said too much.” She steals a quick glance at you. “I must apologize.” With that being said, Houshou bows deeply to Hate. You can't sense any sort of duplicity from the seemly sincere gesture. “Excuse me.” Houshou gives Hate a wide berth as she walks around him and continues down the sidewalk. Hate's frozen up as only his eyes track Houshou. You can't even remember a time a fight he tried to start never happen. You're thankful that he never pulled a weapon on her. From what you've seen of Houshou she's quite unlike Jintsuu, and such a maneuver would probably have left Hate with a broken arm at best. Although she has none of her own, so to speak, you can definitely tell that Houshou is a mother.Hate goes slack as he looks at you. “I had no part in this.” You reply preemptively. “Hey, listen I brought up your plan a few days back to some of the admirals and it wasn't completely shot down so that's good right?” You attempt to change the subject with the subtlety of a broadside. Hate stares you down for a couple of moments. “Just go chase after your goddamn house maid or whatever before she stabs herself with a steak knife,” He says before walking past you. This was your challenge of the day, right? There's no way things can get worse.Aha.- - -
>>43884597> “You must have lost all your manners there, along with all your friends.” WHO BITCH THIS IS!?
>>43884597>“You must have lost all your manners there, along with all your friends.”Jesus fucking christ
>>43884590that's the same guy who drew the Alabama image
>>43884597>“You must have lost all your manners there, along with all your friends.”Hahaha! Guess he can't handle the truth, as expected.
>>43884620Houshou was waiting by the car Goto had apparently “appropriated” for you. You think that at one point in time it was a Honda Civic hatchback, but those days are far over. It's covered in so many chassis add-ons and ridiculous lights that it's become a class of its own. Even complete with a garish red white and blue paint scheme that is thankfully devoid of any anime characters. Houshou was quiet during the car ride back to your room, even when you asked her what was going on with Hate. She just said that she was worried about him. Who isn't? When you pull up to your apartment on base and park you've noticed that it's not quite the same as you left it. There's a small grill outside along with a large cardboard box. A quick glance towards your passenger shows a knowing look telling you that she's in on this. You help Houshou bring in the groceries while she drags the box into your kitchenette. “It'll be a few hours before anything is ready, so feel free to catch up on your work.” Houshou says to you as she's grabbing a wok and other kitchen accessories out of the cardboard box.With your earlier lie you've basically trapped yourself at your computer desk, doing 'work'. Yes. You are going to put your dwarves to work all right. As you slowly work yourself into an autistic dwarf-fueled trance you hear the sounds of cooking in the background: oil crackling, knifes chopping, water boiling. It's almost enough to motivate you to go take a peek....buuuut you have more important things to do. Like making sure your fort inhabitants aren't murdered by dire carp.-
>>43884631good to know, its still trash
>>43884650You actually did get some real work done before Houshou called you for dinner, so nobody can say you wasted the entire day. It certainly smells good, that's for sure. You round the corner into your kitchenette were Houshou is standing next to a table. It's not your normal one, that's for sure. This one almost twice the size, and covered in a navy blue tablecloth with a little light blue squiggly highlight on the edges, to give the impression off of waves. Cute. The tabletop is packed with plates and a few bowls of all sizes. Houshou's standing at the other end of the table, face slightly flushed from being over a grill, doing that damn closed eye smile. “Please enjoy!” She says. Well, it looks and smells pleasant, so no point in hesitating. You're hesitating. There's an absurd amount of food here for one person. There's only one empty plate set for you. This isn't right. “Aren't you eating too?” You ask.“Oh?” Houshou tilts her head slightly. “I thought you didn't want a date.”A different approach, maybe. “There's no way I can eat all of this.”“That fine!” Comes her bright reply. “I have containers to store any leftovers you might have.” Her smile has turned into more of a smirk at this point.It's obvious that she wants to eat with you, despite what she's saying. She knows that you would want that too. You bet that she even knows that you know that she knows that ... Uuunngh. Are all the japanese like this? So obtuse! She's making you say it directly.
>>43884597>“You must have lost all your manners there, along with all your friends.”Jesus. Going straight for the balls, eh, Mom-boat?
>>43884672“I wouldn't be able to enjoy a meal like this alone. Would you like to eat with me?” “Ara?” She says with feigned surprise. “Is that really ok?” She's playing you like a damn fiddle, and you're dancing with all your might.“I insist,” you manage to force out. After hearing your response Houshou claps her hands together, and fills a small cup by your plate with what you assume to be sake. She does the same for herself after quickly clearing room at the other end of the table for a plate of her own. You'll start with what looks like chicken skewers, you guess. Yakitori? Something safe. You take a big chunk off of the wooden stick into your mouth. …It's really good. You follow up with some tempura vegetables. They're not soggy and just the right amount of crispness. Oh god. Is everything on this table going to be as good? You can probably get out of any PT tests easy, but still. There's all sorts of dishes. Some steamed dumplings, pickled vegetables, beef wrapped in what looks like scallions, a few pieces of nigiri, udon soup. All in all it's very impressive. One thing seems off. “Where's all the rice?” You ask.“Well, when you're served sake, that usually takes the place of a rice dish.” Houshou replies, sipping some of her own. You take a big sluuurp of soup. It's much better than the normal instant brand stuff you normally eat. Houshou isn't much of a talker during dinner. She wouldn't even reveal where she learned to cook. She does ask your a little bit about your past, but never prys too deep. She asks about your recent experiences with the other kanmusu and conveniently skirts around any of your fuckups. Still, as far as food goes it's been your best experience here yet.
>>43884552literally 0/10 meme image
Wait when did Crix start writing things from the Admirals perspective? Is this cannon? I tend to ignore most of the stuff after the quest beside the Naka scribbling.
>>43884693With the combined efforts of yourself and Houshou you've managed to clear off the table of most food, along with plenty of sake. “I hope you enjoyed everything.” Houshou says to you. “It was excellent. I wish they had someone like you cooking over at the base club.” Houshou blushes a little at this. “Oh, I'm really nothing special... But I'm still glad you enjoyed it so.” Houshou says while starting to pick up the now empty dinnerware. “I was just wondering now... If you could maybe do something for me?” She says innocently. Oh no. She's got you trapped. You're inebriated, full of food, in a closed area, and there's no security cameras to possibly save you this time. You force a smile onto your face while you grip your dinner knife like it's your last possible hope. “huu-Oh?” You sputter out, “What would be?” “I've heard so much about American movies, but I've never got to see any. Could you maybe show me one on your computer?” That's it? Really? “What.”“I-it's true! I've never seen a single one!” Houshou puffs her cheeks out after that. Cute. You wipe off the sweat forming at your brow before asking, “What sort of movie do you want to watch?”“Oh...Umm. Something with action. That's really American!”“I'll see what I can do.” You leave the kitchen, trying to push thoughts of scenarios that were not out of your mind. You hear Houshou cleaning the dishes as you search through your laptop for something. You know exactly what to play. You scrounge around for an HDMI cable to hook up your laptop to the TV in front of your bed, and pull over your desk chair, so Houshou can watch without sharing the same piece of furniture as you. A few minutes late Houshou comes in and gently sits on your bed while you take the chair. She shoots you her trademarked smile as you start the movie.“This movie probably has shown it's age by now, but it's definitely very 'American'”- - -
>>43884704I think this one is strictly an omake, to use the nipponese term.
>>43884712“Well. That was... Impressive.” Houshou says. “I really liked the part where he went Pow! 'Welcome to earth!'” “I'm sorry if it wasn't what you were expecting.” Maybe America saving the world was too American?“No,” Houshou shakes her head. “I enjoyed it. Thank you for humoring me. I have to finish the rest of the dishes and pack some things up. You should get ready for bed as well, it's getting late.” Hmm, That sounds like a pretty good idea, you'll just take a quick shower before bed. You reflect on the day's events as the hot water pours down your body. It seems you managed to pass a day without fucking up or crushing someone's hopes and dreams. Good thing there's always tomorrow for that. On the surface Houshou seems like the nicest and most reasonable person on port, but you also saw her other side. You can't really pin her down. You finish up washing and get out to dry off. By the time you exit the bathroom the rest of your apartment is dark aside from a dim light in the kitchen. Did Houshou already leave for the night? You're not sure how much sake you drank, but it's certainly enough to make you want to fall asleep. You inch your way through the darkness and clamber into bed, ignoring the pain in your leg. You've just pulled up the covers and closed your eyes when you hear movement on the carpet. Your eyes burst open and you are only slightly relieved to see Houshou standing by your bedside. Her kimono is pulled slightly down, revealing her bare shoulders and her small bust. “A-admiral. It's time for dessert.” The unshakable confidence normally in her voice is all but gone.
>>43884736>Independence DaySETTLENOBAD SETTLE
>>43884117And I thought I dawwed too hard. Now I am half way through I am dawwing even harder. What are you doing to me RCN anon!
Wondner hoaw foucking sdurnk i was when that happends. I dontfuicking remember it. Oh fuckign well.
>>43884758FUCK YOU ASSHOLE THAT MOVIE IS FUCKING AMAZING"OH YOU DID NOT SHOOT THAT GREEN SHIT AT ME"IT IS ALSO FACTUALLY ACCURATE, RIGHT DOWN TO THE F-18 HAVING SHIT FUEL DURATION
>>43884736... clever girl.
>>43884381None of this should be canon mostly because of how shit this is.
>>43884736“What the hell are you talking about?” Your eyes have adjusted to the dark and you can see Houshou look away as she answers you. “T-to take me in bed of course, if it would please you. Do be gentle with me.” Her lines are stilted and forced, like she's reading from a teleprompter.Part of you feels vindicated. You knew from the beginning that something was off. You almost want to yell out in victory as your gut feeling was correct this whole time. You want to take a pistol and shoot the ceiling, so to speak. Another part of you just feels annoyed, and just a little bit scared as you remember the strength of the kanmusu in times of peril all too well. “Why me?” You ask.A little “eh?” squeaks out from Houshou.“Why do this for the foreign devil when you have Admiral Goto here?” You say, the frustration clear in your voice.“I...I was under the impression that he was already in a relationship with Kongou... Is this wrong?”“That,” For all intents and purposes she's right. “Yes, he is. Why are you doing this?”“It... It's my duty.” Houshou tells you, matter of factly. “That's bullshit. You're a carrier, are you not? Your job is to help us fight the abyssals and keep the seas safe, not be a glorified Meiji-era prostitute.” Houshou visibly flinches at your attack. “This is all I can do. I can't fight. I'm not strong enough.” You can't help but roll your eyes. Another one, great. “Do you mock me, Admiral Settle?”“Let me just say that I've heard this story before and that it's bullshit.” Houshou swipes her eyes back and forth, in thought.
>>43884736>A-admiral. It's time for dessertRUNNIGEROUHASSHIREBUG OUT YOU SMUG BASTARD, BEFORE THE SEXUAL PREDATOR GETS YOU!
>>43884780It's not shit, it just doesn't fit with anything else in the story
>>43884117Link to the earlier parts?
>>43884777And there is a sequel being made of it as we speak. No Will Smith in it this time.
>>43884780rude>>43884788“I have no lack of motivation. I just don't have the strength.” You give her the look of a seaman who just had to spend 2 hours getting a safety brief before leave. Houshou sighs in response and takes a seat at the foot of your bed, facing away from you. “Let me tell you a story, Admiral Settle. It was around winter last year when I first came back.”That... That isn't too long after the abyssals first appearance. But she's just shown up recently on base?“I washed up on the shores of Shikoku, confused and alone...” She looks through you. “Have you heard that one before?”“Not, exactly.” You reply. Houshou continues on. “I knew who I was. The aircraft carrier Houshou. And yet...” She pauses here, unsure of how to proceed. “I denied my own existence. I must have just been a shipwreck survivor with amnesia, I told myself! How could anything else make sense?”She's not looking at you anymore. Her head is looking down at the floor.“I still told others to call me Houshou, I lived a lie!” She yells out in frustration. Houshou takes a small breath to steady herself, and returns to her her previous volume. “A contradictory experience.”“I ended up living in a small coastal town, not too far from the city of Tokushima. By chance I had befriended a family who happen to own an izakaya. They took pity on me, seeing how I had nowhere to go. No relatives, No memory.”You can hear a hint of nostaglia in her voice.
>>43884820>No Will Smith in it this timeWhy even live.
>>43884811Don't be dumb for the sake of Crix's waifus, mate
>>43884820>no will smith then its not independence day
>>43884739Thanks man, glad you still like it!>>43884760More dawwing is planned for the future. Maybe tears. Hold onto your butts. >>43884814http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/40871673/#p40875215http://pastebin.com/FfesBZTEhttp://pastebin.com/kn6eiQZSThat's everything so far.
>>43884799No, it definitely is shit. It's dry as fuck, lacking all personality, and hilariously he is just using other people's characters likely without consulting them, something he screeched like a faggot about on IRC.
>>43884825“I worked there full time, learning to serve, to cook. To be human. They were able to set me up with a tiny apartment.” Her voice wavers here, struggling to maintain her bearing. “...I can never fully repay them.” Houshou carries on. She talks about her experiences there, some of her mistakes and her triumphs. It sounds like she was enjoying life. “...I never really watched the news. And most of our patrons wouldn't really bring such a topic up either. Because of that I only knew faintly of the abyssal threat.”Her voice increases in intensity. “I still lied to myself. 'This is normal' I told myself at night. Then, last month the abyssals attacked our town.” Houshou is gripping the bedding tightly. “I couldn't lie to myself any more. The 'human' Houshou was instantly pushed away, and the aircraft carrier, Houshou, came out. I summoned my weaponry, bow in hand, and with perfect grace, I launched my aircraft. Do you know how many aircraft I carry, Admiral Settle?” Well, that other light carrier, the one with that silly hat. You remember Goto saying she held about 45. Houshou is probably an older model, so many about... “Thirty” You guess.A sad laugh comes from Houshou. “I carry 15 aircraft.” Jesus. Ise and Hyuuga both carry more than that. “They're old, biplane designs. Cast-offs. Rejects. Training aircraft. I... I watched as the slow planes were all shot down effortlessly.”Houshou coughs down the tears that threaten to flare up.“I thought I was in a nightmare. The best I could do was fire what few guns I had.” Another pitiful laughs comes from Hoshou. “It's funny. I had those removed later in the war. Carriers didn't need any sort of big guns like that. I never thought I would be jealous of Kaga's armament. I managed to at least distract them until the real navy came. I was ashamed of myself.”Houshou leans back completely. Her upper body lying on the bed while her feet dangle off.
this is some 0/10 waifuposting
>>43884863Do they repaint the plane every other day?How does the coat of paint stay on?
>>43884854“The next day was the first time I ever called in sick. I came to terms with my existence and came to the conclusion that I couldn't stay here any longer. I researched what I could of the abyssals, which wasn't much, to be told.”“I eventually found out that there were others such as myself. I decided that it was my duty to do whatever it takes to help them, even if I couldn't fight myself. I said my goodbyes and left Shikoku, to travel to Yokosuka. I walked here. I told myself that it was safer than sailing.”Her voice dims, and you're barely able to hear the last part. “While that was probably true, it was fear that kept me on land.”What do you even say to that? She fought with everything she had and still couldn't protect what she cared about. How is that any different than you? You're here not fighting. She's here not fighting. Houshou pulls herself up and interrupts your thoughts. “I'm sorry I ruined your night. I don't know what I was thinking.”Your throat feels incredibly dry as you respond to her. “You're just looking for your purpose in the world. Your niche. Everyone looks for it. Human or not.” “Admiral Settle this is incredibly selfish but... This isn't about duty or responsibility, or anything like that. Just my desire. At least for one night. I want to feel important. Needed.”She takes a big breath in to steady herself. “Could I sleep with you. Nothing further, just sleep. I just want to know... that feeling.” Only because I've never seen anyone do that to Hate before I can't. It would set a bad precedent for the other girls. I have to at least try to have a semblance of being impartial. Other
>>43884835>>43884845Two things. One:Will Smith alone calls for a huge ass paycheck and as of late, his recent films have not produced returns worth having him on screen.Two: Will Smith is attempting to shift over to run for Public Office. You can't take the time to star in movies if you're running a political campaign.
>>43884852Looking forward to the next part.
>>43884899literally not even worth voting
>>43884899> I can't. It would set a bad precedent for the other girls. I have to at least try to have a semblance of being impartial.
I'm honestly confused on where does this fit in the timeline?
>>43884084>http://pastebin.com/nv3pm6Qi>“Stupid belt. It thought it could get inbet- [FLOP] AHHhhh.. Oh Goto! You're bigger than I could imagine!”> I slide my cock balls deep down her mouth as I grab her head and those radar ears of hers.> “Oh Goto....I...I always wanted... to see your face...when we made love...”Would it kill you to be more romantic?Where's the passion? Where's the heat of the moment? Where's the two of them losing themselves in each other, with teitoku bending her over a dess?>I shoved her against the wall, roughly cusping her chin in my hand as a pried her lips open, sealing them in a kiss. My hands snaked around her thighs, pulling her up against the wall, her legs locking around me, drawing us deeper into each others embrace.>I break away as quickly as we had started, the two of us drawing ragged breaths. "T-teitoku..." Kongou whispers, as I trail kisses down her neck, roughly making my way to her collar bone.> She moans, shivering beneath me, and arches her back, grabbing me and pressing my face between her breastsThat's how you do it goddammit things like that jesus fucking christ it's smut not a Ikea manual for a bookshelf, and no, fucking lines from doujins you read on sadpanda can't cover up for your shitty writing, and neither can "writing for comedic" effect, because it's clear from your prose that you don't understand how to write either smut or comedy.Kill. Yourself.
Who the fuck is Houshou? Has she ever been part of the story before?
>>43884899>[x] Other: You stop writing. Nakatime has already done something like this and it actually means something to the quest, as opposed to your desperately trying to ride their coattails.
>>43884913but if you don'tthe wrong lizard might win
>>43884899If Arizona catches us, I will fucking haunt you -- because she's not going to check to see how innocent this is before ripping my spine out via my tonsils...
>>43884899>[X] Other...Yeah, sure.
>>43884925Please know your boats. That said,I still do not support horrible writing.http://kancolle.wikia.com/wiki/Houshou
>>43884899> Only because I've never seen anyone do that to Hate before
>>43884925She popped up in a Naka writeup as having arrived at the same time as Sendai. Hasn't done anything in the story yet.>>43884899> Other>Cry that anon isn't a fan of this, resort to calling people mad
>>43884899> Only because I've never seen anyone do that to Hate beforeThe way people see this as waifu-pandering astounds me.
>>43884899>[x] kill yourself
>>43884899> I can't. It would set a bad precedent for the other girls. I have to at least try to have a semblance of being impartial.Of course, it will break the poor girl, which is horrible, but at the same time... well, if nothing else, it will protect her from Ari's wrath, too.
>>43884925Japan's first carrier, and the first purpose-built carrier ever commissioned. She's regarded as the mother of all IJN carriers (and all carriers full-stop, by some), hence the nickname "Mon-boat".
>>43884899> Only because I've never seen anyone do that to Hate beforeSeriously. That took more stones that an entire battalion. So long as she keeps it innocent.
>>43884899> Only because I've never seen anyone do that to Hate beforeBe the Tsundere.
>>43884899>[x] Only because I've never seen anyone do that to Hate before
AND NOW I WILL POST ON BEHALF OF SHIMAKAZE WRITEFAG. NEXT SHIMAKAZIE'D COMING RIGHT UP!Also Crix's writeup is canon so I suggest you take the votes seriously m'loves :)
>>43884899[x] Whatever the fuck is "not sleep with Houshou" Jesus this shit is dry as paint.
Wait, how the hell is "You shut Hate up by insulting his dead friends" supposed to get us in the mood for UNREP.Making fun of trauma isn't sexy at all
>>43884958Who draws these? >>43884949I did show my piece to other writers and the worst thing said about it was that it was dry. I don't know why you think it's 'horrible' but if you want to seriously give feedback I do listen.
>>43884899>[X] Only because I've never seen anyone do that to Hate before
>[X] Only because I've never seen anyone do that to Hate before
>>43884995Pfft, you listening. Pull another one Crix.
Shimakaze blinked slowly. "Okay, try that again." She was at the firing range with her new American friend, and things were going... oddly. William D. Porter, her eyes obscured by a blindfold, opened fire downrange. Before Shimakaze's confused eyes, every single shot hit home with astounding precision that... sort of made her jealous, really. Slowly, she reached over and lifted the blindfold, letting Willie see again. "And now?" With a sigh, Willie fired again, this time with much less success. Honestly, Shimakaze didn't know how it was possible to be THAT inaccurate. "Okay," the Japanese destroyer said after a moment's contemplation. "I think I see the problem. You're obviously tensing up whenever you try to focus on your shots. The key here is-" "Whatever," Willie muttered darkly, already walking away, her hands limp at her sides. Shimakaze blinked in surprise at Willie's sudden departure, quickly racing after her. "Willie, you shouldn't just walk away like that. There's no way you'll get better unless-" "Do you th-think I d-don't know that?!" Willie shot back, whirling on Shimakaze in anger. Her face was flushed with humiliation, her eyes damp with tears ready to be shed. "D-do you really th-think that you're the first person to say all that stuff? I hear it o-over a-and over but it doesn't change a thing! I'm just no good at any of this!" There was a moment of stunned silence. Shimakaze stood slack-jawed, baffled at Willie's outburst. "Uh," she finally managed.
>>43884899> Only because I've never seen anyone do that to Hate beforeMomboooooooaaaaaaaaaat
>>43884899>[x] Only because I've never seen anyone do that to Hate beforeThe other choice is doomed to fail considering all things, and this just feels right.>>43884989only Settle's dry Houshou's not a particularly dynamic character.
>>43884366>They have to have their seats labeledheh
>>43884899[X] I can't. It would set a bad precedent for the other girls. I have to at least try to have a semblance of being impartial.Also Ari would probably kill her, or us.
>>43884922No anon. Your tears of impotent rage just empowers me. I wasn't writing romance, I was writing PORN. Porn isn't all that detailed nor award winning story telling. ...Maybe I could make another fap fic after all.
>>43884986Where does it fit in the timeline?
Willie sniffled, looking ashamed. "I'm sorry," she said quietly. "I know you're trying to help. B-but you just can't okay? S-so quit telling me to do the the same stupid things over a-and over. I'm leaving now." Shoulders slumped, Willie walked away morosely, leaving Shimakaze with a sinking feeling in her stomach. --------------------------------------------------------------------- Some time later, the blonde destroyer was slowly walking through the streets of Yokosuka, replaying her encounter with Willie. For the life of her, Shimakaze couldn't figure out just what she had done wrong. For the last couple of days, it had been the exact same thing: Willie just kept locking up at the range and doing worse and worse, when she clearly had the talent to do better. And as much as Shimakaze tried to offer advice, that only seemed to make Willie angry at her. She heaved a sad sigh. Maybe she was just a terrible friend. "Hey! Slutboat!" Distantly, Shimakaze wondered who the 'slutboat' was. Possibly I-19? That submarine was really so unprofessional... "I'm talking to you, blondie!" This brought her up short. She was blonde. Was someone talking to her? Curious, the destroyer turned around to see a tiny girl in a military uniform with an adorable set of red pigtails. Said girl was scowling even more adorably up at Shimakaze. "What's the matter? Got bad hearing?" the newcomer spat out. "No, it's fine," Shimakaze replied. There was a moment of silence.
>>43884995Well like I said, it doesn't fit into the story as a whole at all.The characters are coming out of nowhere with no build-up, and knowing things that they have no way of knowing.The exchange with Hate reads like a petulant fantasy from a bullied child writing about how their totally awesome waifu came and told off the mean marine
>>43885031Too late, my friend!
> Only because I've never seen anyone do that to Hate beforeAs far as you guys jumping on Crix, watch PF make this quest pertinent just to fuck with you
>>43885031I am curious regarding the context behind this image.
>>43884946Other than that - she's kinda sisterly material so I'm fine with it.
>>43885038Who's bullying who? Who was really the aggressor in that confrontation?
Realizing that this was all the response she was going to get, the red-headed girl (Samuel B. Roberts, Shimakaze recognized her now), pressed on. "Never mind. I've seen you hanging around Willie, nipboat. What's that all about?" Shimakaze sighed. "I've been trying to help her with her gunnery, but I'm not doing a very good job. Willie just keeps tensing up and fouling her shots. I wish I could help her, but-" Sammy cut out. "Oh wow," she said flatly. "A Nip ship can't teach somebody to do something right. Stop the presses, what a big fucking surprise." Shimakaze came up short at this, the disdain and sarcasm managing to get through to her. "I beg your pardon?" "I'm saying there's no way in hell one of you yellow bastards could ever teach one of us something we don't already know," Sammy snorted. "I mean, that would mean you could do something right yourselves in the first place, and everyone knows that's bullshit." Shimakaze stared at Sammy, who gazed back at her, a superior smirk crossing the redhead's face. Her expression said 'yeah. I said that, wanna make something of it?' "You're Samuel B. Roberts, the destroyer escort, right?" Shimakaze said slowly. "Yeah, that's me," Sammy replied easily. "You're a jerk," Shimakaze said flatly. "And you're slow, so you don't interest me. Goodbye." Spinning on her heel, the destroyer walked away from the smaller ship, an expression of shock on Sammy's face. Now, what was she thinking about? Right, Willie. What was she doing wrong there? More than anything, Shimakaze just wanted to be a good friend-
>>43884516Listen buddy, not everyone can be the epitome of cuteness that Willie as drawn by Pixelfag is. Only Willie and Sammy and sometimes Arizona, though she mostly falls into the "Cool" category generally.
>>43885069Jesus. No wonder Sammy wants to kill her. Between Sammy and Hornet we've got some serious blue on blue coming.
>>43885047Madoka and Homuhomu will never be together. Whatever timeline or universe it may be.
>>43884429How do you fuck up being operator this badly?
>>43885038>missing how terrifyingly smoothly Honshou is manipulating everyone in that writeup
>>43885064Hate was. Still, you basically wrote "And then the mean Marine came up and was a total dick but then the pure and beautiful momboat smacked him down by insulting him with things only he and Settle know about and it raised his captain's mast"
>>43885069>"You're a jerk," Shimakaze said flatly. "And you're slow, so you don't interest me. Goodbye." Spinning on her heel, the destroyer walked away from the smaller ship, an expression of shock on Sammy's face.Well now, I think I can like this version of speedslut
How any of you breath is beyond me.As soon as any of you talked about Crix's story being canon, and how it should be non-canon, it immediately became canon, because Planefag cares more about messing with people than anything else.It's almost as if none of you have ever read any of his stuff before.
>>43884620In a row?
"Hey! I'm not done with you!" -to her American counterpart. But so far, everything- "I said get back here!" -she tried just ended in failure. And now she had hurt Willie's feelings, to boot. "GODDAMMIT DON'T YOU FUCKING IGNORE ME!" Well, Shimakaze had never been to good at this sort of thing. But then, they were all now much more than engineering diagrams- "Hmp!" -and she might need to consider the mind and spirit behind such things, not just the science. But wasn't she just distancing herself emotionally from what had just happened? Ugh, this was a toughie. This is when a concrete bench went flying past Shimakaze's head and shattered to pieces on the sidewalk in front of her. Uh. After taking a moment to realize that yes, that had indeed just happened, Shimakaze turned, eyes wide, in the direction from whence the flying piece of furniture had come. What she laid eyes on was Sammy, standing next to cracked stone work where she had apparently uprooted the entire bench. The Destroyer Escort was red in the face, breathing heavily, and... smiling. Smiling, with a lips spread much too wide on her face, and a psychotic gleam in her eye. The mad giggle issuing forth really didn't do much to reassure Shimakaze, either. "Are you fucking ignoring me? Sammy asked quietly, giggling a little bit more. "...Yes?" Shimakaze tried, feeling a touch nervous. That smile really didn't portend anything good. "Thought so." Slowly, carefully, Sammy walked up to the increasingly nervous destroyer.
>>43885090Maybe if Sammy could take it as well as she dishes it out, it wouldn't be such a problem.
>>43884899This really isn't good man. You write dialog like you've never actually witnessed a human conversation in real life.
>>43885098To be fair, the Taoists caught the buddhists by surprise, and Shou is known for being terrible with handling stuff; even the basic difference between the 417 and 416 has her needing help from Nazrin.
Shimakaze cleared her throat, which was feeling quite dry for some reason. "You know, as a destroyer I completely outmass and outgun you." Sammy's response was to give Shimakaze a sweet smile. Then she launched a roundhouse punch at Shimakaze's head. With a surprised shriek, the blonde destroyer jerked her head back just in time as the punch slammed into the wall next to them. Through the wall, actually. Eyes wide, Shimakaze stared at Sammy's arm, which had disappeared up to the wrist in solid brick. Slowly, still smiling a wide, manic smile, the DE pulled her arm back out, leaving a surprisingly smooth gap in the the brickwork. Shimakaze stared at the hole for a long moment. Stared at Sammy's insane eyes for a moment longer. Did a few mental calculations involving the likely force of the blow and the sheer killing intent radiating off the Destroyer Escort. The result was a rather unpleasant mental image involving Sammy driving her arm clean through Shimakaze's chest while laughing maniacally, blood dripping on the ground, her hanging limply, and did she mention the maniacal laughter why was the little girl smiling like that, how was the smile getting even bigger, oh GOD. The mental image went sailing into her brain, bashing aside clutter, awakening all of the sleepy bits, and delivering a a very clear message to crew and command staff alike: THIS GIRL IS ABOUT TO WRECK YOUR SHIT. "Oh crap," Shimakaze said weakly. "I bet you are," Sammy giggled, eyebrow twitching.
>>43884902>Captcha is just nigger over and over againfuck, who's been watching me post
>>43885103Did you even read it? Hate didn't do a damn thing wrong except MAYBE not bending head over heels for her.> by insulting him with things only he and Settle know aboutWhat?He literally says he was in combat and she takes a shot in the dark and it hits. Settle first impression isn't boneur and being impressed, it's shock and a little bit of fear.
>>43885126Lay off the salt. That much ain't healthy for you.
>>43885032>I was writing PORNI've read a *lot* of erotica. This was shit. As comedy, it was shit. As romance, it was shit. As fap-fodder, it was completely un-erotic. You might as well have written "AND THEN THEY FUCKED"
>>43885158It's not good either. It's not terrible but Crix's conversations read poorly.
>>43885015>>43885035>>43885122>>43885139Nice>>43885148>she takes a shot in the dark and it hitsFair enough.
>>43885047Likely some animu store or something.
>>43884899>[X] I can't. It would set a bad precedent for the other girls. I have to at least try to have a semblance of being impartial.
"May I have a moment to make an important note?" the Japanese Destroyer asked, an unfamiliar frantic feeling blossoming in her chest. "Take your time~!" Sammy sang back. With fumbling fingers, Shimakaze dug out her notepad, where she kept all of her most important revelations. She pulled out a pen and muttered out loud as she scratched out a vital note. "Armor is not, in fact, for losers." "Hey! You're learning!" Sammy cheered. "Now it's time for you to take a trip!" Shimakaze glanced up. "To where?" "The emergency ward, bitch!" And then Sammy pounced, fist flying forward. And Shimakaze, for the first time in her life, screamed, launching herself backward from the tiny terror of a DE. "NO ESCAPING, BITCHBOAT! IGNORE THIS SHIT!" Cackling madly, Sammy rushed forward, fists flying, and it was all Shimakaze could do to keep back as the crazy little boat just kept coming and coming and oh GOD why was she so fast, holy CRAP was she actually that strong- Oh shit. Shimakaze realized that she was about to get her ass kicked by a girl about half her displacement. "NOW. LET'S. SEE. YOU. IGNORE. THIS. YOU. FUCKING. NIP. TART." Sammy roared gleefully, fists flying in time with her words. Shimakaze could only backpedal furiously, arms flailing as she struggled to keep herself balanced, belatedly realizing that she was yelping wildly, desperately trying to keep ahead of the ferocious little girl in front of her. Oh crap, this was gonna hurt. The little girl just kept coming, and Shimakaze could only keep dodging, frantically trying to keep from getting hit, and Sammy's fists kept falling just short of her, and... ...actually... ...Sammy actually did just keep falling short. "Fucking hold still, you bitch!" Sammy shouted, her face twisted in frustration.
The odd sight developed of Shimakaze prancing backwards, wide-eyed, while Sammy kept rushing forward, trying to land a blow. After a moment, Shimakaze folded her hands behind her head, still skipping backwards, the DE's blows coming within inches of her. "...I think I'm still too fast for you." "Fuck you!" "This is kinda good exercise, come to think of it." "Shut up!" "You're kinda cute when you're mad," Shimakaze giggled. "Oh, I am going to KILL YOU so DEAD-" "Gotta catch me first," Shimakaze laughed merrily, spinning around, and breaking into a run. "OH GET YOUR FUCKING ASS BACK HERE!" The blonde destroyer giggled herself. Honestly, this was kind of fun! And you know, dealing with Sammy made her wonder. Maybe the problem was more with herself? Maybe Shimakaze needed to be more sensitive to other people's feelings, instead of just tossing labels that made sense to her on everything. Lost in thought, she waved cheerfully to a passing ensign on a bicycle, who looked back in bafflement. Like that, right there! Obviously, the guy was wondering just why a shipgirl was happily jogging through the base while another shipgirl was chasing after her in a murderous rage. Seen in that light, a little confusion was obvious. Huh, maybe it wasn't so hard to figure people out after all... A startled yelp and a crash caused Shimakaze to glance back over her shoulder. She saw the young ensign now face-first in a shrubberry. She also saw Sammy on his bike, pumping her legs like mad, now gaining on Shimakaze. ...Oh, crap. Maybe she was getting her ass kicked after all. Sammy pulled up alongside Shimakaze, smiling cutely. "Hiya~!" "...Hi," Shimakaze said carefully, feeling that nervousness again. "I'ma wrap this thing around your neck," Sammy commented, patting the bike affectionately.
>>43885148>Hate just up and tells her he was in Fallujah when she asks if he's been in combatThe in-character response would have been for him to either crack about being better at it than her because he hasn't died yet or for him to ignore her and continue yelling louder in Settle's direction.
>>43885099She did, don't she ... and without anyone but Settle being the wiser -- and he unable to find a way out anyway...
>>43885136Fucking Taoists.And Buddhists.
>People don't like my writing?>Obviously they're all idiotsI don't even care about your stuff but dude. Sure it would be nice if everybody was constructive when they criticized something but just because they aren't doesn't mean they're idiots and don't count
"I was afraid of that," Shimakaze gulped. "C'mere," The DE leered reaching out. All of a sudden, there was a creak of stressed metal, and Sammy yelped, struggling to keep her balance. And, Shimakaze noticed, having a bit of trouble operating a bike way too large for her. "Oh for fuck's sake," Sammy muttered, reaching out for Shimakaze again, only to yank her hand back with another yelp. After a moment, Shimakaze worked out the conundrum. Sammy was trying to maintain the strength to keep up with, and clobber, Shimakaze. Shifting her body to gain the strength meant more weight than the bike could handle, so she had to shift back. Combined with legs much to small for her ride, well... The end result was actually somewhat comical. Like a rabid grizzly bear on a unicycle. Shimakaze jogged along awkwardly for a while, as a cursing Sammy tried to maintain control of her bicycle. "...Nice day," she finally commented. "Fuck yourself," Sammy grunted. "That's very foul language," Shimakaze chided. "Eat a dick," Sammy spat. The Japanese Destroyer smiled. This was kind of fun. "You're cute, you know that?" "Bitch I will MURDER YOU." Shimakaze giggled. "If you can catch me~" "THEY WILL NEVER FIND YOUR BODY." "Don't be so slow~" "I WILL FIND OUT WHERE YOU LIVE AND COME AT YOU WHILE YOU SLEEP." "You're too young for such thoughts." "HATE. YOU." Shimakaze laughed gaily, jogging along while her new companion screamed in impotent rage, desperately trying to avoid tipping over. This day was turning out nice after all. She had made a new friend! "I FUCKING HATE YOU YOU STUPID NIPBOAT."
>>43885187>There is more to life than increasing its speedfucking heresy
>>43885204You know this is funny because I LITERALLY asked deme what hate would do in this situation and he responded with "physical violence"
That's it for SHIMAKAZIE TIME tonight! And now you know why Sammy has... issues with slutbote!
>>43885222Sounds like a Moriya shrine conspiracy
>>43885187> ...Sammy actually did just keep falling short.> "Fucking hold still, you bitch!" Sammy shouted, her face twisted in frustration.ok what you gotta do shimakaze is the classic adorable hold 'em back by the head thing where the smaller girl flails wildly at the empty space between you
>>43885243I'm enjoying this Shimakaze.
>>43885229That was amazing. New best destroyer?
>>43885167Sure you have anon sure. So are you finished shit posting about everyone and everything? Or are you going to keep being salty?>>43885206-------------Maybe. That or SettleXShouXAri one. Still up in the air on it.--------
>>43885240ALSO THIS, you can ask Hate's writefag directly. A superbitch line like that can only be answered with PAWNCH.>>43884921Sometime in the future; I don't know where to nail it down yet. It's nothing to be worried about; just an aside look at Honshou being... Honshou. Fear the nice ones.
>>43885255Nah see, that would put her hand in reach of Sammy and Sammy would use it to murder her with.
>>43885229New pairing?New pairing.
>A shipslut Settle just met that fucking day tries to climb into his bed>No manic scrambling at the walls to get the fuck outta therebeep boop i am robosettle i am incapable of reactions beyond stilted dialogue
>>43885240Thats how ANYONE who lost friends would act if something like that was said. Fuck son, I had a buddy hang himself in the dorm and if someone said dumb ass shit like that i'd fucking wreck them.
>>43885284Damn those abyssal infiltrators. Getting better every time!
>>4388522910/10 Well done!
>>43885284Literally my face when you can't explain yourself beyond being a fucking cocksmoker. Offer something of worth in terms of critique.
>>43885260I wasn't even the guy you're responding to. That was the first post I've made in this thread.Your fapfic was shit.
>>43884899>[X] Haha, nope.
At least when Crix was shitting up the threads before it was with the torp sluts no one cared about. I honestly don't like what was done with Settle but whatevs. Hopefully its not cannon and can be swept under the rug with the rest of the dirt.
>>43885260I'd rather the threesome. But, yeah, work on the quality. I have no real solid advice because I'm pretty shit at things like that, but I look forward to seeing more and seeing improvements.
>>43885240>>43885264No shit he punches her after that, but why does he humor her by mentioning Fallujah in the first place?its so crix can tee up his SICK BURN about ded frends
>>43885358It made people mad, so it has to be canon now.Welcome to planefag, how many smug reaction images do you want?
>>43885284There is literally a vote option for that exact option. Well, a vote option to gently decline in an attempt to keep all limbs attached while he is internally screaming AHAHA HEEHAHEAHEAHEAHEUEH NO. The very reaction you are having is the intended one by the writer - all the effortless manipulation Honshou employed up to this point is all build-up to this ultimate AHAHAHA OH SHIT IF I SAY THE WRONG THING SHE'LL SUCK MY EYEBALLS OUT FUCKING HELP.whywhy are you people somad
>>43885370When you're in the military and someone asks if you've deployed you (usually) go, "Yes/No, I went to X."
>>43884899Hey, Crix, got a name for this when I transcribe it?
>>43885370Because "Fallujah" is tantamount to our generation's "I WAS AT BELLAU WOOD." It tends to shut people the fuck up fast, and it's a reflexive answer. And plenty of shipsluts have caught up on their current events, as well. But Honshou is... Honshou.
>>43885388Because most of the drooling idiots in this thread are bleeding hearts who thought that sleeping with Houshou=good.Apparently, their thought processes are as bad as Crix's writing.
>>43885388Probably poorly worded vote options.that do not convey the tone of the response properly.
>>43885397You can put it as "Day Off"
>>43885388Meh not really mad. Or really at all, I don't understand the hate though the writing style is notably different compared to Shimakaze or Naka. Probably that is the reason why.
>>43885388Because it came literally out of nowhere after the thread was over.You can say it matches momboat's character all you want, that character didn't exist at all until this point.But this is all a moot point because your bluster about making it canon is just that, bluster
>>43885397"The one that made everyone mad"
>>43884811Honestly though, while Crix is no fluff it's still a 4-5 piece of writing.
>>43885388The problem with it is that compared to EVERY OTHER DAY Settle has had somehow nothing major happens, Shokaku is easily distracted from him and he doesn't have a million other things to worry about. The tone is off from anything we actually have to base Settle off of, Crix's writing while not terrible doesn't seem to line up with yours and anon is treating it like a joke.
>>43885363Thank you anon. That was my first fap fic ever. The genre, as a writer, is hard to get into creating. But it is a challenge I took on, and it seems I may again do once more. >>43885388It's anons of /tg/ being butt hurt over anything.
>>43885431>But this is all a moot point because your bluster about making it canon is just that, blusterCRIX'S WRITEUP "DAY OFF" IS HEREBY DECLARED 1000% ULTRA-CANON, HELD IN THE WARM LOVING LIGHT OF PLANEFAG. SO IT SHALL BE WRITTEN, SO IT SHALL BE DONE.
>>43885457Fluff, while you are correct about /tg/ getting butthurt, your writing is still terrible.
>>43884986Sweet, I vote to stop participating in your quest. Now go brag about how you made a bunch of people mad the next time you stop a quest thread early because you couldn't handle the shitposting, lol
>>43885460... so: what have we learned about Taunting the Planefag, anon?
>>43885460BLUSTER.You're enjoying the distress from this conversation, but you don't have it in you to actually spite fuckers for being obnoxious.
>>43885477He still ran it for a good chunk of time. We got two solid threads outta him tonight.
You want a fucking itemized critique here we fucking go my autism has been roused you smug cunt>>43884381Starting off, there's no indication as to when the hell this takes place. If this was just a fun little sidestory, that wouldn't matter. For fitting into an established story, especially one where time management is a major thing, this is more important. People got annoyed at the times Naka's writeups were ambiguous or out-of-synch too.Other people brought up that it's a bit ambiguous who the hell the character is, but that's more meh than bad.As for the events- Sudenly Goto tells Settle to take a day off.Settle, the man who walked out of the brain surgery ward and into the CIC to command one of the largest carrier battles in history. Settle, the man who killed two men with a sword and walked into the mess the next morning without batting an eye.It's a fine excuse for a spinoff or beach episode, but apparently that's not what this is.
>>43885410I'm just salty about the dead friends joke/insult. Cant imagine Settle, who lost most of his crew and is tearing himself apart about it, would find it in good taste. I get that votes are to allow player agency but the vote to get into bed with her collides with how I think Settle would act. But that's just my interpretation of a community character.
>>43885481That it's half as likely it's some asshole who wants to cause shit in the thread because he either doesn't like planefag or just likes to watch the world burn damn the storyline a few of us care about?
>>43885484>but you don't have it in you to actually spite fuckers for being obnoxious.Have... have you even been reading this quest at all?
>>43885484I take it you never read SWQ and SWQ89 then.
>>43885477He still ran it for a good chunk of time. We got two solid threads out of him tonight.
>>43885032But your writing is bad, m8.Here, I'll give you something to start with: https://owl.english.purdue.edu/owl/resource/573/01/
>>43885388There are vote options for:>Awkwardly worded appreciation for the DIRE INSULT she laid out on settle's only actual friend>Awkwardly worded thin-ass supplication>OtherI get that your expectation is for us to divine that awkward supplication is a cover for internal panic but come the fuck on those choices are weak as shit
>>43885460You know, bloating the quest is what killed SWQ?I imagine you haven' forgotten
>>43885524>>43885504Being a troll and punishing people for their mistakes isn't the same thing as actually doing things out of spite. He doesn't need spite when all of us, you and me included, are dancing for him so wonderfully right now
>>43885484>>43885431Are you literally new here
>>43884117>Freaky ship monsters attacking coasts while being rebuffed by freaky ship-spirits-returned-as-thinking-kindahumans causes all this fucking stress>Canada's ship-girl situation is so fucking good, mental health-wise, that having other countries ship-girls take R&R there is going to be a thing>"Come hang out with a bunch of adorable little shipgirls and shipdogs that are actually well behaved(How aboot that shit?) in a port with people that treat you like an actual person instead of a freaky living ship thing. Fucking beautie eh?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BFPt001PYU
>>43885410Hoshou. Hoshou is a carrier.'Honshou' Is an Island.
>>43885467>Fluff, while you are correct about /tg/ getting butthurt, your writing is still terrible.So was Frank Goddamn Sinatra's singing, the first time he tried it. But he kept trying, and he kept practicing, and he ended up good enough to have sold how many *million* records and albums?How do you get to Carnegie Hall? Practice, each time fixing what you did wrong the last time.How do you get better at writing? You write, each time fixing what you did wrong last time.
>>43885549But he has reason to spite you by you going on your spiel right now, you fucking dolt.
This quest needs more fairies
>>43885581Fluff's writing has improved appreciably exactly 0% in all the writing his done. He's fixed nothing.
>>43885585fuck off brit
>>43885581Hes tried and practiced for a long time.But the Frank Sinatra of writing, Fluff ain't.
>>43885581Yeah sure expect this dude been a shit writer for a long time now and still isn't willing to actually listen to criticism or try to improve.
>>43885597Fuck you, the Fairies are the cutest part of canon KanColle.
>>43885484You're fucking terrible at this shit. The only fucking reason you're carrying on is because you want it to be canon. It'd be cute, if it wasn't so fucking transparent.
>>43885596Have you tried offering him specific and useful criticisms, instead of screaming "you suck" every time he posts something? Because 'you suck' tells a writer nothing that can help him improve his work.
there's some sort of fnord in crix's writing, i can't read it. my brain thinks it's spam.
>>43885539>>43885467No shit it's bad. I wrote in a genre I normally would never touch, but did it anyway to both make good a request/challenge from planefag whom I hold in high regard. and to see if I can actually do it. I would love to reach a passing grade on fap fics some day, but everyone should realize that isn't going to happen right out of the gate. I just wished people would be constructive with their criticism now.
>>43885630Tried that the first half dozen times. It was clearly a losing effort.
>>43885609He should post his SFW stuff to spacebattles/sufficient velocity[/spoilers], they have some guys that are pretty good with criticism. I think one of the mods on SV is a professional editor.
>>43885642Dude.Your. writing. is. bad.As in, the very basics of composition and structure. This is BEFORE we start into the specifics of the genre.
>>43885644I don't believe you.
>>43885460Hey fag, have you seen the artist's explanation for Shimakaze's thong?>can't post images anymoreFuckhttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/BU54gtECUAAIpdl.jpg:orig
>>43885642Right yeah first fapfic and all sure but you still can't consistently structure a sentence so maybe work those fundamentals a little more
>>43885642Dude, that was a JOKE.
>>43885671Is that supposed to be the Zed Flag?
>>43885699Yep. Shimakaze's artist has a penchant for kooky design elements: https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/1852275
>>43885644The hell you were. >>43885648I might do that in time. >>43885663And. You. Are. Not. Helping.>>43885689I would attempt to put more loving care into a story if I personally liked it. But I just can't bring myself to be invested into a fap fic right now.>>43885690.....Sorry, I'm getting tired and grumpy. I apologize.
>planefag is letting the shitty writeup fags add to Settle's characterWell fuck. And I can't even complain about it because planefag will just go "LOL MADE U MAD" and ignore it.
>>43885776We can tell you were not invested into it. I have read your other stuff and its not bad. Not saying your a expert wordsmith but better than I can do. Maybe you can do better with more focus and your heart in it. Go over to /D/ where we banished the smut threads, they are pretty good about helping people write better smut.
>>43885902Thank you for that advice. I'll try to keep it in mind for future attempts at smut. Right now my writing heart is pointing me back to original projects I was working on.
>>43883564>I've seen Iku's "collection.And what did you do to see that?
>>43885540>alone with girl tripping every yandere alarm in creation>saying something to piss her offdunno mate, the unspoken things in this writeup is what I liked about it
>>43883572>picWhat is jamming.
>>43885776Man if you're gonna keep posting your creative output with a persistent tripcode the very least you could do is actually own that shit. Stop making excuses after the fact like 'it's just a fapfic i didnt really try' after you talked this shit up for WEEKS as a serious thing you were doing.This is still 4chan and you are still going to receive criticism at an abysmal signal to noise ratio but you are still actually going to get some useful advice here, but you gotta stop brushing off all of it if you actually want to improve.
>>43885944Hey Planefag why is Showcock no longer a viable path?
>>43885944Maybe I'm a bad reader but all I got was she was acting a bit clingy. I never got the "O gawd shes gunna krill me" vibe. Even so the fuck does Settle care about homicidal shipgirls, this is a fucking Tuesday on batshit cray cray island.
>>43886011>Hey Planefag why is Showcock no longer a viable path?... what?
>>43885998Yea, you did talk this up quite a bit. If you would of posted it without the fanfare we would of assumed you wrote it up during the thread. It lacks a bit of polish one would assume you would put in if you had the time.
>>43886011Because Settle has been a bad boy and can no longer pursue your waifu.
>>43885944>yandereman, fuck you
>>43884084I should have known to not expect anyone, I have only myself to blame for expecting anything from fluff.
>>43886039... what!? Like, in terms of real-life yandere, that's what they look like - functional enough to dodge restraining orders, but you scratch the surface and there's some mondo crazy going on there. Trust me, I know!
>>43884407>After your recent experiences you don't feel that safe around anyone new, even so, you find it hard for this meeting to go badly.A less volatile critique, the latter half of that sentence is a bit awkward in terms of flow. I'd put a full stop before 'even so', just from how it'd be spoken.>>43884462>You feel like you haven't been given a choice at all in this matter.You can say that again, hurrf.I don't even like Shoukaku but having her show up after here after being missing from the main threads for so long feels a bit off. Not to mention how dunce-like she seems to be here.>>43884581Why in the hell is Goto in on this? I guess if momboat is supposed to be some ~master fiddle-player~ she could just be lying, but still.>Hate. “I don't want to deal with him right now...”Why though? Last we left Hate in-quest our social link stood pretty firmly at "annoyed at his smug but no outstanding hatreds".I'm also wondering where the hell momboat learned his proper rank, but I suppose shipslut grapevine is enough for that.>Admiral Settle is a grown man and does not need to be babysatThat's just straight-up untrue>>43884825>Washed up as a ship and lived as a human for a whileI guess that explains some things, if she's telling the truth. Raises far more questions though.
>>43886067>>43886039Obviously PF is talking about his sister. Real-life precedence, mate.
>>43885944The concept is solid but the execution fails in conveying the appropriate nervous energy to get a one in the fucking morning quest readerbase to actually figure out what the choices mean.On the other hand sometimes you can smack the readers upside the head with the cluebat three different ways and they still pick the worst option. but then again you fucking live for that shit you sick fuck
>>43886067Why don't you just fuck your sister planefag? Just like in those japanese animes
>>43885797You know what? Fuck it. I am totally going to complain about it.I trust planefag completely with Settle's character. He might not be able to predict all the stupid shit anonymous will do, but it's close enough.Unfortunately, I don't trust the people planefag trusts to know Settle's character. In Crix's writeup there are several points that feel out-of-character for Settle, even if the overall result is in-character. As planefag is very, very hands-off with writeups, I worry that planefag will let the writeup writers run wild with Settle's character. Not to mention that the quality of those writers varies between "almost as good as planefag" and "complete dog shit".I know he's just going to laugh and call me a butthurt faggot, and I probably deserve it, but I really don't want to see this quest get ruined because planefag lets the writeup guys have too much control over the quest.
>>43885998When I first started on the Fap fic, I thought I could get into writing it. It turned out not so easy, but I promised I would make one, and I did. But if you bothered to look at the 'criticism' I get sums up to mostly 'Kill yourself; and 'You suck' so yes, I brush a lot of it off because it start and ends hostile. I'm just very tired right now.
>>43886097>Planefag watches Decu's writefag implosion>Learns nothing
>>43886106Of course it's going to be hostile, it's fucking 4chan.However, Hostility does not mean that the criticism is not automagically invalid.Plenty of people have given accurate albeit harsh commentary on your writing for as long as you've *been* writing, but like you have in this thread yo consistently brush it off as hatin' in favour of carrying on an echo chamber with the voices who praise you yet give no commentary that would be the slightest bit useful in terms of helping you improve.
>>43884321Explain the difference between this and what you do.
>>43886034I didn't have much time over these couple of weeks to work on it. I rarely get any block of free time to sit down on write properly these days. Have to work to pay my bills and all.
Also, where the fuck was Settle's bodyguard, whoever the fuck it was supposed to be?Still, past the writing itself and to the pacing/subject...You just dumped an entire day of events at us and then said 'how react'. This is extremely fucking jarring compared to the pace we've had the rest of the quest, where each day (We're up to what, day 10 in-quest?) can and will take up to a couple of months to resolves because of how often we vote on shit.Am I bitching and whining about voter agency? Yeah, kinda. The expectation so far has been that we've got a say in Settle's decisions (unless he's drunk off his ass, of course, which works out perfectly).As far as momboat's apparent arc that you've dumped on us, narrative it's pretty damn similar to Naka's- feels useless, but instead of trying to be helpful anyway just wants us to [x] comfort Houshou.There's nothing wrong with having similar arcs, that just stood out to me. Setting aside the people who actually hate Crix just for existing, this thing rubbed me the wrong way because-Scenario felt hella contrived. "Settle gets a day off and also his bodyguard is gone and Shoukaku is distracted". It reads like fanfiction where two of the three main characters are written away so the MC can have things happen to him alone.-Lack of agency. planefag has several times gone on about how anon's choices have shaped Settle's character into what it is. Going from 'a good number of vote decisions per day' to 'no input the main character is doing things and you don't get to react until it's almost over' grates. Is it ~entitled thinking~? Maybe, but I've grown attached to the fuckup yankeetoku and enjoy getting to help him decide what to do.-Seriously, where the fuck is everybody else on the base besides the people you felt necessary to explicitly write out? Maybe I'm just still in planefag-wild-ride-mode where I'm expecting landmines, but it just doesn't match tone.
>>43886145I'm not askin' for an echo chamber, just be polite, or at least civil. I know /tg/ can do that much. That and little more concrete commentary as to what to fix. it's hard to work on broad generalities.
>>43886219You saw how much we demonized Halley and screamed for his head after he decided he had to be that one faggot that ruins everything for everyone because he wants the attention? All he did was draw Merlin with her boyfriend. You *commissioned* a futa Iowa dicking Willie D. Be glad there's not pipe bombs being mailed to your doorstep.
>>43886216>-Scenario felt hella contrived. "Settle gets a day off and also his bodyguard is gone and Shoukaku is distracted". It reads like fanfiction where two of the three main characters are written away so the MC can have things happen to him alone.I had written it before the whole MANDATED BODYGUARD event happened. Sorry.>-Seriously, where the fuck is everybody else on the base besides the people you felt necessary to explicitly write out?You already ran into 3 named characters? I wanted to write something and not have it interrupted every other scene I guess.
-"Houshou is totally a scary manipulative yandere guys". Reading over it a second time I can see where that came from I guess, but it still feels extremely sudden.-This all felt way too sudden. Settle was removed from the status quo of the quest, removed from the rest of the characters in the quest, and that's tricky to just accept at face value.What annoys me the most however is that planefag seems to think that you're oppressed by people disliking your work or something. Maybe he sees something of himself in you and that's why he gets so defensive on your behalf. Still, it's an annoying attitude to have that any negative reaction deserves 'punishment'.I think that's it from me, feel free to call me a mad salt or whatever. You want to hear why people dislike Crix's writing, you fucking got it
>>43886251>You already ran into 3 named characters?Like I said, >besides the people you felt necessary to explicitly write outThey only showed up to get pushed out of the way of your bubble scenario
>>43886106>mostly 'Kill yourself; and 'You suck'hi welcome to 4chan you really shouldn't need to have this explained to you by nowAnyway your reach is exceeding your grasp in general. You are trying some decent shit with varied sentence structure and first person viewpoints but you still haven't really nailed down consistent subject-verb agreement or like normal-ass phrasing of the shit that people actually say. In this latest thing you're leaning heavily on goto's internal monologue but it doesn't read the way that people actually talk or think to themselves. The answer, as ever, is to go read some goddamn books, but maybe make a point to read some garbage-tier author-insert paperback mystery novels as a good example of what not to do.
>>43886246I didn't commissioned that futa pic ghost. Lime was drunk and did that anyway. Besides, I did eventually get what I was asking for from Larro.
>>43886279Fluff, you posted it. It's on you and only you, don't dare try to worm out of it.
>>43886268Am I supposed to roll a random encounter chart every fucking paragraph to see if something happens? Real question here. Every character in a play doesn't take part in every scene.>-"Houshou is totally a scary manipulative yandere guys".That was deme. She's definitely manipulative but I wouldn't call her yandere.
>>43886246>You *commissioned* a futa Iowa dicking Willie D.Despite seeing the picture repeatedly, it never really clicked in my head until you've said that part out loud.
>>43886106You've been here for more than two years fluff, you should fucking know that by now.
>>43886279You performed a cardinal sin, fluff. You posted porn that nobody asked for nor wanted.
>>43886301No, it just feels extremely weird when a character whose life for the entire quest has been "can't stop tripping over shipsluts and marines and problems and other assorted nips/support staff" suddenly gets an honest-to-god day off where only one truly significant things happens. Not necessarily bad, I don't like it in this case personally, but very, very jarring. Like an obligatory beach episode in a normally grim show.
>>43886279A trip was attached to the post that sent the pic, its your now. Same thing would of happened if the Bentusi buy posted it.
>>43886331There's been at least 1 day, in quest, by deme no less, where almost nothing has happened.
>>43886106Ok fluff, here is something you can actually use as criticism. 1) Go read some stuff set in first person perspective. I don't fucking care what, just go grab some and have a notepad handy. I want you to find parts where the character is thinking and write it down, then stare at it and figure out what makes it easily comprehended, paying attention to what doesn't.2) Stop starting every sentence with "I." Its uncreative and fucking repetitive. We get that it's that characters perspective: you don't have to point it out every line.3) STAY IN FUCKING TENSE. ARE WE IN THE PAST OR PRESENT? DON'T USE "WAS" OR "HAD" IF YOUR CHARACTER WAS JUST THINKING IN THE PRESENT.
>>43886251>>43886301>>43886340While having Settle spend an extended amount of time with a single character without being distracted by some random event is weird, it's not the main problem people have with it.It's the fanficcy aspect, with the entire day being spent with Settle (the quest MC) and a character who has never been involved with the quest at all. It's stinks of wish fulfillment. Having more people bump into Settle would not have removed this aspect of it, it would have only hidden it better.Now you can claim that planefag has done stuff that's similar to this in the main quest. You'd be right, but he can get away with that because he's planefag. You are not planefag. You don't get that same level of trust.
>>43886340Maybe, though not recently I think.I stand by my biggest dislike being that it came out of nowhere, was unrelated to basically ANYTHING else going on in the quest, and you expected it to be received and expected as part of that larger whole despite existing off in its own little bubble of events.
Maybe I'm a big gay whiny saltbaby or whatever but I take issue with getting 'here is what happens to settle on an arbitrary future day with no context or player agency' when up until this point the only time we had no control over Settle's canon actions was in the LA flashback.Why use Settle at all then and not just make it "Cmdr. Writeup-kun meets obsolete carrier with scary veiled issues"?
>>43885203>"I'ma wrap this thing around your neck," Sammy commented, patting the bike affectionately.Oh god, this write-up
>>43884899> I can't. It would set a bad precedent for the other girls. I have to at least try to have a semblance of being impartial.And since I didn't bother voting for this shit earlier, to cover my retarded bases
>>43886301People come and go, have chats, show up in the background. There's literally no mention of anything or anyone outside from the core situation. It's sitting in a vacuum.
>>43885460So I need to write some shit, submit it, then take off my trip. And due to planefag's lol i troll you, he will make it canon.
>>43886290>>43886316>>43886333I put it up because it was out and I felt duty bound to post up any new art work made for this quest or of characters in this quest no matter SFW or not. A drawfag took his time to make it. Lime is good at what he does. I respect him for that. >>438863491: Alright then. I'll make that a task to do so. 2: Fair point. 3: I'm not surprised that happened, but again, fair point.
>>43886422Not all art is worth posting. Deal with the shit you get when people don't like it or don't post.
>>43886416Not likely. He's only doing the 1000% canon thing because he likes Crix personally. Some random faggot won't get the same benefit, he'll just make ominous sounds and try to spook people without committing to it.
>>43885642>I just wished people would be constructive with their criticism now.I'd say something constructive but it is just ALL bad and I can't think of anything to say that isn't just "fix everything".At least you tried and eventually you may acquire the git gud gains. "Never are we better than when we try to be better." -some nerd who's name I forgot-
>>43885671That makes sense.
So who's waiting for Navyfag to have some Mom-boat in his shit so we get less of Crix's fetish for making characters way darker than they have been cast as before and more of his delicious salt?
>>43886499Spite for spite doesn't do anybody good, anon. I'd rather navyfag's works follow their current trend, he's gotten into a good groove with them in my opinion
>>43886499Considering I want less of Navyfag's shit period, I'll have to pass. At least Crix's wish fulfillment is somewhat hidden.
>>43884899[X] Other: Planefag a shit, Crix's writing can go die in a fireI hope I'm not too late.
>>43886499you don't get that Crix's stuff would be supported by Planefag because A) buddies and B) The tears/salt
>>43884042On a lighter note, finally got around to reading this.Very nice!
>>43886443What, are they secret gay lovers or something?I mean they're both flaming faggots, but *actual* faggots?
>>43886599No idea, but they're definitely friends. Which is more than you can say. You faggot.
>>43886599What I think it is is that planefag feels like crix is being 'bullied' by anon. With all the people who loudly and vehemently hate him I can sort of see where that conclusion comes from, but still. He thinks that crix needs protection from the mean dumb anons, and that hating on crix is particularly bad because poor crix is an innocent target.I could be completely wrong but that's the vibe I get watching them talk about this shit
>>43886626PF's said he's amused by how Crix generates nuclear levels of hate and vitriol merely by existing.Not sure if that means Crix is his favorite anon-tears-generator or fap material. Or both.
>>43886525>>43886533>>43886552Just saying mang.>Crit-goddess is chill as fuck everywhere else, in KCQ she's a bit of an apathetic cunt>Mom-boat is just straight maternal everywhere else, KQC version has a hidden stone cold bitch sideI understand the need to deepen the characters but it seems like a weird coincidence that any character who's extra depth involves being a shittier person tends to get written by the guy that writes EVERY character a bit more aggressive and confrontational than in-quest and who also aggressively confronts another writefag over using "his" characters.You can kinda get a wiff of inner edgemaster there. And a pissed off edgemaster is entertaining.>>43886599See above nukka, I even know some guys that are way angrier than they need to be and I like hanging around them because it's kinda funny when they mutter under their breath how someone should die just because he didn't hold the door open or someshit.>>43886651This too. Planefag writes this shit because he likes chinese cartoons (don't let the faggot tell you otherwise), history, and our tears. It's inevitable that readers get more invested into the characters than he is. So when Crix comes along and scribbles some spikes on Kitakami's fit-out and writes Cunt over the Kit part of her name. Planefag can't help but enjoy the reactions.
>>43886685KCQ version of KTKM-sama is a completely acceptable interpretation that I've seen a dozen times before in various fanworks.KCQ version of Houshou is weird, but whatever, KCQ Naka is much weirder.
>>43886718Compared to the game KCQ-Naka is weird sure, but she's just so goddamn good. And all built off of logical and consistent hooks
made you check the tab ha
>>43886825IThat was sublime, I'll grant you that
So here at the last, I gotta ask:Anyone interested in seeing a joint piece done by me and Hornet? I've been working on it for a while now, but I don't want to waste his time, haha!
>>43886876Sure, probably. What about?Good luck getting much more feedback at this goddamn hour and page
>>43886891Oh, it's a bit of a mix. Z1 and Z3, maybe a couple other ships, Ties in all over the place. it's one big piece, so it'll be one huge monolith and done, instead of me falling off and only popping out an update every six months, Haha!
>>43886876Which shipgirl gets cheated on?
>>43886912None of them? I mean, I guess. Hornet is helping me, after all, hahaha.
>>43886898My interest in the KM ships is pretty nil, but sounds neat enough
>>43886923Agreed.>>43886567Hey Fluff, I’ll help.Let’s start with timing. In short, you rushed it. You needed more buildup to get a good payoff. Kongo goes from Dess to Desk far too quickly. Slow down, take your time, and flesh it out. Don’t rapidly fire off action after action. Focus more on re-action and feel, and don’t neglect the senses. You did a little of that here and there, like on line 62 (using the Pastebin as a reference), but you would have been better off with a more liberal application. You can spend 3 full paragraphs of teasing before a blowjob, and I recommend you do.The meat of the climax is the paragraph of Line 96. Look at it.It starts off with a corny thought succeeded by how an action feels before committing it. The follow-up to that is a series of rapid-fire disjointed thoughts. Besides the obvious chronological mangling problem, where’s the intimacy? What’s she doing? Where the fuck is the fucking?SLOW DOWN, TAKE YOUR TIME, AND FLESH IT OUT. Also, please put dialogue from different characters on different lines, and I encourage you to read aloud your work to help spot the rocks in the flow.
>>43884899>[X] I can't. It would set a bad precedent for the other girls. I have to at least try to have a semblance of being impartial.Late, but I just woke up.
>>43886340And you did a remarkably shitty job chronicling it
>>43886340The biggest issue I have with your writeup is that Settle is the main character in it, the named characters acting quite out of character and the fact that we suddenly get to make pretty important choice which could have harmful consequences when it comes up in PF's updates, while a fair part of the player base might not even read the writeup.I would like to keep Settle Main Quest only.
Another thing against the momboat trainwreck- setting it in the future also rubs me the wrong way. I fucking hate preordained shit, it puts a cramp on everything you have to do up until that time. It robs any sense of urgency or importance from the now-basically-prologue events. Like when Naka's writeups skipped definitely ahead of quest time and it didn't go over well.
>>43884042Good one on the Seikyo reporter asking about Shinto.
>>43887870Seikyo is affiliated with the Buddhist SOKA association, which is huge in Asia.
>>43887874Learn something new every day, neat