THIRST POST.

In before Navyfag!

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“Not all radars can lay guns!”

“They don't have to, as long as they show you where to look, and where to send the star-shells. Effective five-inch range is a bit further than effective torpedo range, even with Long Lances.”

Sendai's mouth goes all wavy as her composure buckles at last. You see her eyes glistening with barely-restrained tears before she closes them again, her shoulders slumping with defeat as she heaves a bitter, stoic sigh into the mic.

“T-there's no helping it...” she says faintly, dropping to her knees, head bowed. “I... I have no role now, unless you give me one.” She lifts her chin, turning her wide, sparking eyes onto you. “Admiral... please... please take care of me.”

“Settle the Sheeeeeeeik,” Hamp says, his mouth rolling right-to-left as he slings the slang sideways at you. “Damn.”

“Y-YOUR MICROPHONE IS ON Y-YOU SHAMELESS YANKEE PIG!”

You sigh. “Okay, just, uh-” you sigh again, struggling to get your brain back on track after whatever the *hell* that bullshit was. “What if I told you how to fool radar?”

Sendai gasps. “W-what!?”

“Fool it. Spoof it. Use its limited information against your enemies, and by this deception move them how you wish.”

Sendai's staring at you like you're the Second Coming of Amaterasu. “Such... such dark sorcery exists?”

“It sure does. Hey, Hamp, care to help me out?”

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“Sure,” he says, stepping onto the water carefully and motoring out towards the destroyers. “What do you want me to do?”

“Uh, can you blindfold yourself somehow?”

“Kiiiiiiiinky,” he drawls, tilting his cap forward till the brim blocks his eyes. He fingerguns at them with one hand, still sipping his latte with the other. “Okay, girls - form a conga line behind Sendai.”

After explaining what a conga line is, the girls are lined up in a row, each one hugging their squadron mate from behind. Willie is more captured than held as Sammy applies a noogie to her, not enough to hurt but sufficient to make her squawk.

“Hamp,” you call. “Read me?”

“Peachy,” he replies, giving you a thumbs up. “Fire away, cap'n.”

“Righto, girls. Advance towards Hamp.”

Advance they do, Sendai leading, the girls close behind. “Now - left by twenty-five degrees!”

They oblige, turning their line obliquely to the cruiser. “Hamp, what do you see?”

“... huh. A big blobby return.”

“What can you distinguish?”

“Front and back of the column, but I couldn't tell you where one destroyer ends and Sendai's big ass begins.”

“A-A-ARE YOU EGGIN FOR A FIGHT?”

“Fight? Sure, you could call it that I guess,” Hamp says smoothly, sipping at his latte with a loud, grating rattle only amplified by the mic.

“Okay, Sendai; put Hamp on your beam and put a destroyer in front of you and one behind you - hold hands.” They do so, the younger girls blushing slightly as Sendai grips their palms firmly. “W-what's the point of this?”

“What do they look like now, Hamp?”

“Like a fustercluck.”

>>43877310
>>43877311

Both of you are fucking faggots.

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“Right. Now - you in the rear, slide to Sendai's right, and you in the lead, slide left.” They oblige. “Now tighten up formation - put your bow and stern abreast of Sendai's-”

Hamp snickers.

“-TURRET,” you snap.

“He said-”

“Hamp!”

“...”

“Don't.”

“*A breast.*”

He's rewarded with giggles from the young destroyers. “Okay, Hamp - what do you see now?”

“I sense, with my little CXAM-” You watch as he sets his Starbucks cup down on his own fitout long enough to raise his hands to his head and wiggle his fingers at them. “I sense.... wooooaaaaah,” he drawls, reaching out and drawing his flattened hands down the invisible profile of an hourglass-like figure. The destroyers giggle even more. “Looks like a battleship return, actually. Well, kind of.” You see his antenna narrow its sweeps considerably. “Hard to tell with this a-scope... hard to pick you girls out.”

“See?” you tell Sendai. “We haven't even discussed countermeasures and such - radar has weaknesses that can be exploited.”

“If we get this close they can fire star shells to verify visually,” she points out.

“Smokescreens.”

“Can we really maintain such close formation at night?”

“We've got some modern tricks that will help with that greatly,” you assure her. “Besides, it's not beyond your skill, is it?”

“OF COURSE NOT!” Sendai bellows, thumping her chest in excitement. “YES! YES! WE CAN WIN! WE CAN DO IT!”

[ ] Put them through torpedo run practice, with Hamp as the target. (It's actually for Hamp's sake, but don't actually say that.) DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODGE

[ ] Put them through salvo-chasing practice, with Hamp providing the salvos. DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODGE

[ ] Get Hamp's perspective on things before continuing the training.

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>>43877362

STAY
FUCKING
MAD
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFAGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

>>43877381
maybe we should point out the fact that Hamps radar is the most basic set they might have to deal with.

Someone like Willie with her late-war set is going to be able to pick out individual ships in a tight line out to 20,000 meters

[X ] Put them through torpedo run practice, with Hamp as the target. (It's actually for Hamp's sake, but don't actually say that.) DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODGE

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> [ ] Get Hamp's perspective on things before continuing the training.

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Time for more KCQ!

>>43877381
>[X] Put them through torpedo run practice, with Hamp as the target. (It's actually for Hamp's sake, but don't actually say that.) DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODGE

Friendly reminder that this is a quest based on Kantai Collection, not actual history.

Historical discussions go on >>>/his/ or >>>/k/

Please take all amateur history where it belongs, thank you.

>>43877381
>[ ] Put them through torpedo run practice, with Hamp as the target. (It's actually for Hamp's sake, but don't actually say that.)

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>>43877362
We're underway, Hate-san.

Also, I understand you have something of a spider problem, lately?

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>admiral.jpg

>>43877381
>[ ] Get Hamp's perspective on things before continuing the training.
We are a team player. And he is hilarious.

After this we get him working on restarting Yuudachi's poilers again.

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>mfw Planefag got so salty at some retard that he couldn't write, decided he couldn't read the threads in future and didn't run for a week and a half
>mfw Planefag said a while back that he actually wants to run extra threads to make up for lost time
>Greeks, Paying denbts, my fucking face when
GUTS LITERALLY GOT OFF THE BOAT BEFORE PLANEFAG DID KCQ AGAIN
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>43877381
>[ ] Get Hamp's perspective on things before continuing the training.

>>43877381
>[ ] Get Hamp's perspective on things before continuing the training.

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>>43877381
>[ ] Get Hamp's perspective on things before continuing the training.

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>>43877450

Or /a/. They don't actually appreciate it on /a/, but god knows the poor bastards need it.

>>43877381
>[X] Put them through torpedo run practice, with Hamp as the target. (It's actually for Hamp's sake, but don't actually say that.) DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODGE

>>43877450
You might want to expand that comment beyond amateur history. I sincerely doubt I'm the only professional historian following this thread...

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>>43877421
Can we have Willie try the same thing that Hamp just did?

Sendai needs to know that you can only cheese radar sets SO much.

>>43877381
>[ ] Get Hamp's perspective on things before continuing the training.

>>43877481

>Implying it's a problem.

It's not a fucking problem.

>>43877381
>[Z] Put them through torpedo run practice, with Hamp as the target. (It's actually for Hamp's sake, but don't actually say that.) DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODGE


Ahahahaha, SENDAI GETS REVENGE

>>43877499
Is that supposed to be zergface?

>>43877499
Thank you.

Please respect Planefag's thread by not shitposting with incorrect historical facts.

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>>43877553
No, no, you misunderstand--the problem was simply insufficient arachnids.

Steps are being taken, I promise.

>>43877381
>[ ] Get Hamp's perspective on things before continuing the training.

I see those DBZ references...

[X] Put them through torpedo run practice, with Hamp as the target. (It's actually for Hamp's sake, but don't actually say that.) DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODGE

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>>43877483

My uncle died, I had to move my computer 300 miles back home, my best friend moved out of state today, my laser mouse died yesterday, Fozzie nerfed my favorite ship, I ran out of beer and my 4chan pass expired.

You don't even know me, man. YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW

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So. Thought. What if we started giving the girls bags of chaff?

I mean, it worked over France to confuse the fuck out of the Germans.

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>>43877381
>[ ] Get Hamp's perspective on things before continuing the training.
Sendai's as new to the 21st century as Hamp is

Also I wonder how hard it would be to bolt countermeasures onto the girls.

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>>43877381
>[ ] Get Hamp's perspective on things before continuing the training.
Winding in the Piss.

Also, new Memories of Higgins today, watch out!

>>43877381
>[X] Get Hamp's perspective on things before continuing the training.

>>43877607
QUIT STICKIN YER BIG BOW INTO THINGS JER

>[X]Get Hamp's perspective on things before continuing the training.

>>43877609
>hey Sammy, what's in my hand?

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>>43877483
You are the scum of the earth you know that?

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>>43877608
>I ran out of beer
Defcon 1 right the fuck NOW.

>>43877608
The "Guts got off the boat before Planefag ran again" part was funny though.

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>>43877609
Until the Abyssals actually start using rADAR, we'd be better off getting them to warpaint it up in razzle-dazzle camo.

Awww yeeee KCQ babyyyyyy

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>>43877652

m-maybe

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>[X]Get Hamp's perspective on things before continuing the training.

IT'S TIME

>>43877483
Kill yourself you fucking faggot. Go ahead, get whatever gun you have and suck it off. The world would be a better place without you.

>>43877658
literally only useful against coincidence rangefinders, which nobody has used since 1910.

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>>43877658
Por que no los dos?

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>>43877658
>Goto in a zebra suit pressed against the wall while a distressed Kongou looks around for him

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>>43877652
HE ACTUALLY GOT OFF THE FUCKING BOAT?

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When?

>>43877679
>nobody has used since 1910.
>Abyssals faced so far have been carriers and pre-dreadnaughts

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I found a new repair ship guys!
The USS Medusa AR - 1

>>43877322
>Settle the Sheeeeeeeik
I don't understand.

Also Sendai a qt

>>43877691
>>43877695
>>43877658
>ERECT NIPPLES IN SKIN-TIGHT ZEBRA SUITS

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>>43877698
After seven years.
GUTS.
IS.
OFF.
THE.
BOAT.

>>43877706
this design is a disgrace to miku and kancolle

impressive, really

>>43877698
4k post sticky on /a/.
ITS
FUCKING
HAPPENING

>>43877481

Srs tho, Sendai has AMAZING sex-hair. Like, that's photoshoot levels of "I just got fucked and don't I look awesome?"

>>43877708
Harem joke.

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>>43877695

w o w

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>>43877698
Yes he did.

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I'm still really worried about Naka.
We left her in a really bad state- with the promise of sending backup, but still in a bad state.
And then the next thread she's telling us that everything's ok, that Harder showed up and some lighthearted hijinks ensued and she's totally fine now, honest.
It's basically exactly what we wanted to hear.
And Naka-chan is really good at reading people and lying

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>>43877381
>[x] Get Hamp's perspective on things before continuing the training.

Where can I find more pictures of WW2 warships in colour?

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>>43877773
>>43877695
What have you done.

>>43877785
>That was fast
I know this was fake but fuck me was whoever did it brilliant.

>>43877793
>Where can I find more pictures of WW2 warships in colour?
>Post a colourised photo

>>43877793
http://blog.livedoor.jp/irootoko_jr/

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VOTES CALLED

>>43877856
bags of sand

>>43877845
Thanks m80

>>43877844
>Is the only photo and I need to sate my shipsexual needs

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>>43877742
Not the only revelation the last few days have wrought.

>>43877577

Good. please fucking see to it that they fucking are.

>>43877810
>War crimes crying
bueno.

>>43877788
Naka's whole problem is that she doesn't want to cause others trouble or pain.

We basically shoved it in her face that there are people that genuinely care for her and her mopey "i'm a shit" attitude was hurting them much more than anything else. It's why she got pissed at us.

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How do you pronounce her name again?

>Goto in a zebra suit pressed against the wall while a distressed Kongou looks around for him

"DESSSSSSS~"
*pause, listens*
"DESSSSSSS~"
*pause, listens*
"DESSSSSSS~"
*pause, listens*

"Sister, that's not sonar...anyway, I don't think Goto-Teitoku is here."

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>>43877742
Reminds me of the fluffy girl from Girls und Panzer.

>>43877381
>>43877913
What sort of Abyssal are we going to capture, Planefag?

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>>43877946
Lulu-ville, duh.

>>43877856
Where are those Tactical Meido Action pics come from? Another quest?

>>43877946
See Ay Twenty Eight

>>43877946
Looavul

>>43877946
Lew-is-vil

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>Sendai learning about the awesome power of RADAR

Humanity 1, spooky summoned sluts 0.

Will this be a tradition with our girls? We already walked the carriers through it.

>>43877946
loo-ee-vull

>>43877946
Louisville

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>>43877961
>Reminds me of the fluffy girl from Girls und Panzer.

Akiyama Yukari, based tank goddess?

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>>43877961
>Reminds me of the fluffy girl
Our Panzer savior is named Yukari Akiyama, bruh.

>>43877961
Hopefully a cute one

And also probably a couple of the more monstrous ones
though these are not necessarily exclusive categories

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>>43877913
>Not the only revelation the last few days have wrought.

Yeah. Who knew Harder had such a gentle and tender touch?

>>43877946
Lewdi-jill

>>43877967
planefag is in an ongoing Maid RPG campaign.

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>>43877990
Mein Kamerad!
Daily reminder that Movie!Panzerlied is superior Panzerlied.

>>43877961
>Reminds me of the fluffy girl from Girls und Panzer.
Ah yes, second best girl

>>43878015

Come back sides, I need you to live.

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>>43877946
Not even people from Louisville pronounce it the same way twice.

>>43877972
cheeky cunt

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Proof of the dangers of BURNING LOVE

>>43877961
A PT imp.

Nothing makes you lose sleep like a demonic baby crying in the middle of the night does.

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Abyssal Sendai when?

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Have some prune barge while we wait

>>43877953

She's using it like reverse-Sonar. Rather than finding him, she hopes to break down her Teitoku's will and make him come out of hiding.

>>43878077
Out of frame: heart shaped trampoline

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>>43878077
I'm sure that HQ has been built to DESS-proof standards.

>>43877946

Slider.

wait... wait....

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>>43878091
>prune barge
Why do you have to remind me of that garbage?

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>>43878111
I'm onto your ways, Ghostdiva.

>>43877967

Maid RPG game I'm in. Solid Snake undercover as a trap.

Someone else is literally playing Revolver Ocelot. Random number generator just spit it out.

Actually catching a live thread, it's weird what happens when you get back stateside and are told to go back to your cushy WRNMMC.

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And some Vermont!
'"The Vermont battling with Old Neptune. This fine photograph of a battle-ship struggling with the elements was taken by a member of the crew of the Wyoming while the fleet was returning from Europe after the recent voyage to the Mediterranean." The photograph was credited to the International News Service.'
>>43878119
Because that's the ship's nickname!

>>43878111
Her body's level of pure sex isn't quite up to Slider's, but I can see where you're going.

>>43878111
Good thing I'm not alone in thinking she's Sloidah.

>>43877961

The you get what the fuck I manage to give you kind, that's what fucking kind we're capturing

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>>43878091
>prune barge
Wut

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Poi?

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>>43878111
Trips get you a room at the Musashi Motel.

That joke however gets you an upgrade to the Hotel.

No, Shinano Suites though.

>>43878193
USS California's nickname was the Prune Barge.

>>43878188
>Inb4 hate brings back a Seaport princess

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BIG SPUD (and friends) ON THE FRONT PAGE

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>>43878202

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>>43878188
Hopefully you have good taste then.

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>>43878193
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_California_%28BB-44%29
BB-44's nickname was 'The Prune Barge'.

>>43878150
It's also the name of a shitty fanfiction that I would prefer to forget.

>>43878038
>Second
them's fightin' words mate

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>>43878213
That's lewd! I like it.
Have something a bit more modern. Two days ago was the 54th anniversary of this old girl's commissioning.

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>>43878210
>tfw a single American BatDiv had nearly as many battleships as Japan did total

>>43877381
>[x] Put them through torpedo run practice, with Hamp as the target. (It's actually for Hamp's sake, but don't actually say that.) DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODGE

Let's see him sip coffee through THIS! Smug faggit needs to be taken down a peg sooner or later, or his head will be too big to get through doors.

Wait, votes already called? Damn.

Also: Sendai an absolute BEST. She may be prideful, but when she's shown her error, she's willing to learn. That's a good girl.

>>43877609
>>43877658
Fancy outfits and pockets of chaff? I like where this is going!

>>43878241
Erwin is best girl and you know it.

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>>43878252
>Big E!!!!
>She's a 54-year old MILF
Sweet.

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>>43878234
And yet you're the only one bringing it up, anon! Last one for a bit because I'm eating, but have I-400 sitting pretty in a dry dock

>>43878284
They only had three apiece.

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>>43878306
>>43878241
Guys, calm down.

Erwin and Fluffy are on the same level of best girl.

>>43878306
I don't have three figures and a daki of the second best girl, I have the merchandise of the best girl.

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>>43878319
Stupid sexy subs.

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>>43878354
Takao>Iona

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>>43878342
But what about best gamer?

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>>43878354
Inferior subs get out.

>>43878382
Kancolle Takao > Arpeggio Takao

>>43878354
Funny thing is, even with the size difference, those girls still hit like their full-size counterpart... Which would make Iona pause, if not for that stupid barrier-thing.

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Ooyodo a best

give Ooyodo, pay denbts PF

Its my birthday. I require cute ships like murakumo.

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>>43878307
Still looks like a twenty year old.

Hot.

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>>43878435
Damn, congrats, mine is near too.

Have best historical nip carrier.

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Who new hotness here?

>>43878435
Fuckoff. It's my birthday tomorrow and I demand Yamato being elegant and sexy... And confirming that while she and Hate are enough to give you nightmares, they aren't a couple.

Incidentally, planefag? Thank you for running. I was having a BAD day, but this makes it all better.

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>>43878435

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>>43877304
DAMAGE CONTROL

>>43878439
CV-6 != CVN-65

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>>43878433
>He likes Ooyodo
Are you my nigga? Because i think you're my nigga.

>>43878325
Its okay, Japan only had 4 real battleships at wars start anyways.

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>>43878319
The little hussy.

Shioi has got her doors spread open and her hangar bay fully exposed!

Spoiler that shit right now!

>>43878410
I can't into garage kits, sadly

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>>43878439
Big-E when

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>>43878382
>>43878431
>>43878354
Best girl of both worlds.

>>43878435
Will post Murakumo vids later?

>>43878481

>KagaMom desperately trying to get TinyKaga to like planes, not helos.

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGG

>>43878481
"One day you too will have planes"

Hey guys.

Hm. The first vote actually looks sort of sane. I'm impressed.

>>43878532

Now we're all doomed.

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>>43878504
Oh, well. Have more of best gamer.

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>>43878507
When you stop touching yourself at night, anon. That's when.

>>43878532
I... I am going to share your optimism!

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>>43878512
CARNIVAL!

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Reminder that Iowa takes it in the stern by a grizzled sea dog.

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>>43878435
MRKM dump inbound

>>43878497
Nigga can you count? They had six, not counting Yamato who was working up when the attack happened.

Fuso, Yamashiro, Ise, Hyuuga, Nagato, Mutsu.

>>43877381
So we are throwing Gohan at cliffs again?

>>43878560

>YFW Iowa suddenly gets AT LEAST 50% more sexy

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>>43878557

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Battleship X when.

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I want an inflatable A6M

>>43878573
>Ise and Hyuuga

I'm sorry, I don't count floating trash cans as battleships.

>>43878590
Please let that be Washington pimping in the background.

>>43878590
her sisters are cuter

>>43878611
this was before they became BBV's so they were real battleships.

>>43878627
it is

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>>43878590
Now.

>>43878611
They hadn't been converted yet you retard. They still had their 12 14-inch gun armament in 1941.

>>43878604
Seriously... Or an TDB, cause I like them.

>>43878637
>Ise class
>REAL BB's

They were real floating dumpsters, I can agree with that at least.

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>>43878604
I'd let her carry my planes if you know what I mean.

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[Yes, Quite intensifies]

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>>43878693
Naturlich.

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>>43878693
That's not best Limey Battlewagon.

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Planefag is MIA, post eye-talians.

>>43878720
Put more coal on the boiler chief stoker

>>43878673
>floating dumpsters

Oh, this will be good. Explain how they were worse than the Fusos.

>>43878564
This is cute but what language is this?

>>43878726
Okay.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPL-1fM7Iss

>>43878660
>So terrible that even Japan didn't want to use them as actual battleships

haha

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>>43878726

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Threadly reminder that DDs are as lewdable as Merlin.

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>>43878726
Si, signore.

>>43877304
Planefag what is best in aviation?

>>43878673
look here you illiterate motherfucker at the start of WW2 the japanese had sixbattleships Fuso, Yamashiro, Ise, Hyuuga, Nagato, Mutsu this was before the Ise class was converted to aviation battleships or was that to complicated.

>>43878769
They were the only ones who could be converted. Fuso's retarted gun/engine room layout precluded her from conversion.

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Paddle-steamer aircraft carrier.

>>43878756
Reads like romanized moonspeak.

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>>43878756
I have no clue.

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I'm not sure how to feel about this.

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>>43878582

She was always sexy. Look at those curves, man!

>>43878837
aroused

>>43878787
Beat heir carriers, see them sinking before you, and hear the lamentations of their destroyers.

>>43878754
>Lets take the already shittily designed and horrendously overcroweded Fuso
>bear with me here
>lets make it SMALLER and add MORE crew members!
>also, lets ignore the past 5 years of battleship design advancement, use the same shit incremental protection scheme, and skimp out on deck armor
>also, we still need 6 double turrets because we can't figure out triple turrets, and lets use the same shit 14"/45 we've been using since 1908 while everyone else is switching to longer or larger caliber guns
>also, lets not thicken the armor any, 205mm is fine!

complete and utter trash

>>43878846
>that obviously traced photo

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>>43877608

It could be worse.

They could kill Carriers as that one middle child that's not much good for anything.

Also, they gave back our kill reports for orbital strikes.

>>43878837
Why are her screws on her hips? Does she use them as melee weapons?

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>>43878787

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>>43878860
Enjoy~

She has the best accuracy out of all my BBs in that game. Highest level too.

>>43878885
>Bf110
>Good
Mossie says hi.

>>43878908
>high speed bomber compared to a heavy fighter

???

>>43878908
110 was good at pretty much everything else besides being a close escort fighter.

>>43878846
The Iowa class is very sexy.

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>>43878877
Better?

>>43878871
>6 double turrets because we can't figure out triple turrets
Neither could anyone else. Only the Austrians, Italians, and Russians used the triple turret before WW1. I don't know about you, but that doesn't exactly sound like the best of company for a technological development. The British only diverted from double turrets *thrice* in their entire battleship program, and that's counting the Lions that were never finished.

>>43878837
A german boat with a skirt? What is this madness!

>>43878936
>produced 1915-17
>pre WW1

hmmmm

>>43878925
What? They can both engage enemy fighters too. Well, not exactly on the same level, but still.


>>43878932
I still prefer the Mossie as a night fighter tho.

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>>43878934

>>43878954
That's because the British also went full retard and forgot how to build ships.

>>43878837
THAT'S Tirpitz?

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>>43878988
Best girl

>>43878936
Dat Measure 32. Seeexy.

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Was Annapolis anything like this, nettle?

>>43878989

I'd honestly rather not put either aircraft against a single engine fighter.

>>43879009
That's Bismarck.

>>43879006
No they forgot how to maintain them, there is a difference.

>>43879003

I missed my chance to do the same but with the Lexington in Corpus Christi

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>>43878968

Please.

>>43878988
Those columns are shell impacts?

...sheeeet. If anything, movies downplay it.

>>43878983
Add in the Nevadas too. The triple turret was still used much more by the retarded navies. The British and Germans were only using doubles.

>>43879028
Good point. Still, I think the Mossie is one of the finest twin-engined planes of the war.

That's not saying I hate the Widow and the Lightning. They're just in a league of their own.

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>>43879048
>Revenge class
>Nelsons
>not full retard
>KGV
>not full retard
>Vanguard
>not full retard

anon please

>>43879057
Thought she war armless from the thumbnail.

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>>43879046
>Bismarck

THE SLANT EYED NIP BASTARDS RUINED BISMARCK?!

>>43879072
To be fair, the Japanese modified the photograph to add more shell splashes. I actually found the footage, too.
It's somewhere after 22 minutes in. Footage taken on board IJN Tone. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKXhXBA4uA4&app=desktop

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>>43877913
>Naka is already like a full head shorter than Settle
>Sendai is shorter than Naka
C
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>>43879099
>>43879048
Okay, okay. Let's get a hold of ourselves before we get derailed again, aight?

>>43879099
That reminds me, I need to get writing! I had a bit on HMS Victory and fairy-Nelson to write!

>>43879138
Britshit BTFO

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>>43879111
Bismarck has been in KC for a long time now.

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Kant-o-celle is my weekly (ahem) reminder to go and get Rule The Waves already.

>>43879136
Pretty sure sendai is bending to look eye level at one of the naganos

>>43879099
>Revenge class
Only problem was their speed. In all other respects they were just QEs.
>Nelsons
The gun was shit, the ship was not. It was also triple-turreted.
>KGVs
Less retarded than the Bismarcks and Littorios.
>Vanguard
>implying Vanguard was retarded

>>43879111
>>43879160
note the lack of pants

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>>43879160
yea the other one is the Warship Girls Bismarck

>>43879180
In the picture, sure. I'm going off the filename commentary

>>43879160
Yes, I know. Her original form looked great. If that's her Ni Kai form I will be pissed.

>>43879219
That is her original form

>>43879160
Hold on, is that some kind of blaster in her hand? A hand-wielded deck section and turret? I thought battleships only had their big guns on their rig?

>>43879219
That's her third (Zwei) remodel).

The other one is from Warship Girls, a Chinese knockoff version of Kantai Collection.

>>43879259
Fire control selector and 150 mm gun?

>>43879259
Looks like her fire control directors.

>>43879259
It looks to me like she's holding her searchlight and/or secondary battery.

>>43879279
>>43879219
Oh, that's Warship Girls Bismarck. I was afraid they had ruined perfection.

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>>43879323
>ruined their perfection

anon...

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Man I sure hope I'll get to post housh today

>>43879187
>Vanguard
>implying Vanguard was retarded
>uses the same guns and same number of guns as Warspite 30 years later
>Revenge class
>literally a cheap, shit version of the QE's

>>43879294
>>43879302
Yeah, but look at the lower bit! Isn't that the same as her main turrets, only smaller?

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>>43877706
If you're gonna have a repair ship at least use one with a decent design.

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After you get Sendai calmed down a bit, you have them form a battle line and tell them to launch a squadron-sized torpedo pass at Hamp. He tilts his hat back up to even the odds a bit and soon they're going through their motions; Hamp's secondary batteries thundering away at the destroyers as his 8 inchers start walking splashes towards Sendai. You see the light cruiser grit her teeth, staring at Hamp intensely through the columns of spray kicked up by the frangible practice shells as they bracket her - Hamp's found the range. At last, Sendai's katana whips from its sheath and chops through the air, like an old-word battery commander ordering his guns to fire. The line of destroyer girls dutifully launches their fish; orange practice torpedoes leaping from the leg-mounted tubes with an audible HISS before splashing into the water. You spot Sammy and Willie's fish by their distinctive bubble trails; the swifter Long Lances slicing through the water without a trace.

>>43879374
That her AA guns

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Hamp sees the attack and turns *inward,* putting the fish bow-on as he accelerates; shadowing his aft turret but bringing the other four 5/25 guns on his starboard side into play. Sendai's squadron is turning away under smoke, trying to open the range as Hamp bores in for the kill, still dropping accurate salvos around the zig-zagging Sendai. You seee Hamp lean into a steep turn, nonchalantly turning his cup to keep it properly vertical as he heels hard to port to dodge a spotted torpedo. You're scribbling some notes into your smartphone with a stylus, noting Hamp's preference for offensive tactics - given his heavy firepower and light armor, reducing enemy guns quickly is definitely in his favor.

“Seeeendaaaaaaai~”

“... whatnow?” you wonder aloud, turning to look over your shoulder. Approaching at a dead gallop are two girls with long blonde hair breezing out behind them. The leader's wearing a thin ribbon tied up like a bow on her head and waving excitedly. “HELLLOOOOO YANKETOOOKU~”

“Goddammit Kongou,” you gripe, tapping the headset's mute control as you wave back. “Hey! Who are you two!?”

>>43877978
Dude they're ships. They're literally the products of humanity.

>>43879388
Long lances were pretty great, honestly. Have to give the IJN props for that; they had great technology, but it was limited to a few areas and they really didn't know how to use it...

>>43879393
It is? Crikey, I forgot secondaries could be used as that. I feel like a bit of an idiot now...

>>43879374
>>43879393
Correction that is her secondary battery of 152mms, she had six twin turrets of them, for killing destroyers.

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The girl skids to an excited halt before you, giving you an apologetic bow as her companion bolts past in a flash of stripes and blonde hair. “Sorry we're late - I didn't know Yankeetokou was going to be watching us today!”

You glance over your shoulder at the training, where Hamp is currently being dogpiled by a gaggle of laughing destroyers as they do their best to pull him off his feet. “Late?” You check your watch. “It's almost half over!”

“It's not my fauuult,” Yuudachi opines, crossing her arms and blowing a strand of blonde hair out of her face with a huff. “Shimikaze dragged me out shopping, like, because I'm good with that kind of stuff and Shoukaku doesn't understand the speedy needy or-”

“NEED FOR SPEED!” someone interjects from the shoreline.

“That,” Yuudachi confirms.

“WILLIE! WILLIE!” the other girl is shouting. “I FOUND YOU A MORE AMERICAN PRACTICE OUTFIT!”

“She wouldn't, like, take no for an answer!” Yuudachi moans. “It's-it's-” she lets her shoulders slump along with her expression. “I'm tired, poooooooi~”

You turn to the other girl, who's trying to flag down Willie with a truly microscopic pair of cut-off jean shorts and “-dear fucking Christ what the FUCK are you NOT wearing!?”

Oh hey there's a poi, looks like shopping put yuudachi in a better mood, problem solved

Finally, Settle meets Shimikaze.

>>43879450
>poooooooi
She has finally poi'd for the first time since Shigure's incarceration

>>43879450
>Shimikaze
Welp. Practice aborted, brain bleach urgently requested.

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>>43879450
Best girl.

>>43879450
>"-dear fucking Christ what the FUCK are you NOT wearing!?

Don't even ask, Settle. That shit would NOT fly in the Royal Navy. I think four destroyers tried it and got told in no uncertain terms to lengthen their skirts or be slapped with an NJP

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>>43879170
Don't forget to patch to latest version.for delicious side views

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>>43879450

>Yuudachi talks like a Valley Girl

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO THE POI, PLANEFAG

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

>>43879519
She'll get over it when she upgrades, don't worry.

>>43879519
I thought that was basically the English equivalent of poi anyway

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The other blonde turns to look at you. Your eyes follow the loose ends of the black hair ribbon, which peak and cant high over her head like rabbit-ears. Your growing horror drags your vision back down to her completely puzzled, slightly tilted face, then down... down... down. Her moderately normalish looking uniform shirt has been cut down and neatly rehemmed, baring her shoulders and midriff. A scrap of ruffled fabric so small that it insults everything skirts stand for wreaths her upper thighs - not her waist and sure as HELL not her hips, because you can see the black lines of some pretty skimpy underwear hugging her delicate hipbones where they rise right past the elastic hem. The striped thigh-high socks and high-heels are just icing on the slutcake.

You open your mouth and promptly close it again.

She purses her lips curiously, and flaps the short shorts in one hand while holding up an equally revealing t-shirt in the other. “These.”

The world starts to revolve slowly as your last breath goes stale in your lungs.

[ ] “What in the actual fuck are you wearing, sailor?”
[ ] Close your eyes, then open them again. You've taken a lot of blows to the head in the last week - you can't possibly be seeing this right. The bunny ears are a step too far for anyone. TOO FAR.
[ ] Find something else to look at, ANYTHING else to look at - she's practically naked and if the girls see you blushing they'll never let you hear the end of it.

>>43879519
But anon, that's basically what 'poi' is!

>>43879450
*snaps fingers*

Oh, right. Settle's never actually SEEN Shimikaze before, has he?

>>43879170
>Rule The Waves

the fug is dis

>>43879542
>[ ] “What in the actual fuck are you wearing, sailor?”

>>43879542
>[ ] Find something else to look at, ANYTHING else to look at - she's practically naked and if the girls see you blushing they'll never let you hear the end of it.
*whistle*

>>43879542
>[ ] Close your eyes, then open them again. You've taken a lot of blows to the head in the last week - you can't possibly be seeing this right. The bunny ears are a step too far for anyone. TOO FAR.

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>43879542
>[ ] Close your eyes, then open them again. You've taken a lot of blows to the head in the last week - you can't possibly be seeing this right. The bunny ears are a step too far for anyone. TOO FAR.

rollan for SAN loss

>>43879542
[ ] Find something else to look at, ANYTHING else to look at - she's practically naked and if the girls see you blushing they'll never let you hear the end of it.

>>43879542
>[ ] “What in the actual fuck are you wearing, sailor?”
>[ ] Close your eyes, then open them again. You've taken a lot of blows to the head in the last week - you can't possibly be seeing this right. The bunny ears are a step too far for anyone. TOO FAR.

>>43879542
>[ ] Find something else to look at, ANYTHING else to look at - she's practically naked and if the girls see you blushing they'll never let you hear the end of it.

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>>43879542
>[x] “What in the actual fuck are you wearing, sailor?”
>[x] Close your eyes, then open them again. You've taken a lot of blows to the head in the last week - you can't possibly be seeing this right. The bunny ears are a step too far for anyone. TOO FAR.

>>43879554
>*snaps fingers*

>>43879542
>[ ] “What in the actual fuck are you wearing, sailor?”
This seems like a problem best handled bluntly.

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>>43879554
>*snaps fingers*

>>43879542
>[ ] Close your eyes, then open them again. You've taken a lot of blows to the head in the last week - you can't possibly be seeing this right. The bunny ears are a step too far for anyone. TOO FAR.

>>43879554
Stop emoting.
Also he saw her in the SHARP video, but didn't register it at the time
>>43879542
>[ ] Close your eyes, then open them again. You've taken a lot of blows to the head in the last week - you can't possibly be seeing this right. The bunny ears are a step too far for anyone. TOO FAR.

>>43879542


Can we pull a Ro-500 and convert Seamen Can into a proper DD?

>[ ] “What in the actual fuck are you wearing, sailor?”

[X] Close your eyes, then open them again. You've taken a lot of blows to the head in the last week - you can't possibly be seeing this right. The bunny ears are a step too far for anyone. TOO FAR.

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>>43879450
>>43879542
Haha, time for brain fucking!

>[x] Close your eyes, then open them again. You've taken a lot of blows to the head in the last week - you can't possibly be seeing this right. The bunny ears are a step too far for anyone. TOO FAR.

>>43879542
[ ] Find something else to look at, ANYTHING else to look at - she's practically naked and if the girls see you blushing they'll never let you hear the end of it.

>>43879542
>[ ] Close your eyes, then open them again. You've taken a lot of blows to the head in the last week - you can't possibly be seeing this right. The bunny ears are a step too far for anyone. TOO FAR.
>[ ] “What in the actual fuck are you wearing, sailor?”

>>43879574
We still have sanity to loose?!

>>43879542
>[X] “What in the actual fuck are you wearing, sailor?”

>>43879542
>[ ] “What in the actual fuck are you wearing, sailor?”
Why are you dressed like you belong in the red light district, sailor?

[x] “What in the actual fuck are you wearing, sailor?”
[x] Close your eyes, then open them again. You've taken a lot of blows to the head in the last week - you can't possibly be seeing this right. The bunny ears are a step too far for anyone. TOO FAR.

We're going to get Shimakaze'd...

>>43879542
>[x] "What in the actual fuck are you wearing, sailor?"

That outfit would get any adults accompanying her arrested on suspicion of child prostitution. She NEEDS to be made to see that.

>>43879542
[ ] “What in the actual fuck are you wearing, sailor?”

>>43879542
>[ ] “What in the actual fuck are you wearing, sailor?”
"I know this base is just one giant uniform violation, but since when has fucking STRIPPER GEAR been approved for use on duty?! Either put something on, or take something off, right now!"

>[X]Close your eyes, then open them again. You've taken a lot of blows to the head in the last week - you can't possibly be seeing this right. The bunny ears are a step too far for anyone. TOO FAR.

>>43879542
>[X] “What in the actual fuck are you wearing, sailor?”