Mari vs. Omiko

"Woohoo!" A girlish cheer echoes from your left, and Mari leaps over the stage as her opponent slowly steps down the stairs. Looking over, you can't say that you recognize the girl that Mari is going to be fighting. She's an average height, with long dark hair that's a little bit curly, in contrast to Mari's straighter hair. Omiko is dressed in dark, lightly armored cloth. Her mist headband is sticked onto her right arm, and her gloves both have metal bracers used for blocking knives or swords in a pinch.

You notice that two rather fancy knives are on either sides of her hip.

Mari has her hand placed on her chin, thinking quietly to herself with a smile. You assume that she's thinking about what weapon to use on her poor opponent.

You lean on the railing, confident in who's going to win this fight. Everyone else from your village seems to feel the same, looking somewhat bored.

Shikamaru throws his hand down and leaps away. "Begin!"

Immediately, Omiko pulls for the two knives at her hip and draws them. She holds them, staring forward. You notice that there's been a lack of smack talk in this fight compared to others, and you sense that both competitors are more serious than others.

In any case, Mari seems to be having a good time. She reaches into her robe and pulls out two scrolls. "Well, let's see how you deal with the simpler stuff."

Mari starts to spin in place rapidly, and a swirl of chakra coats her in a sphere. "Rotation!" There's a small crater formed in the ground, adding to the destruction of the arena. This place isn't going to hold up at this rate.

Mari opens up the two scrolls, and they unfold, propelled by the Rotation. They summon all of the weaponry, and centrifugal force propels them in a random storm of steel in Omiko's general direction.

Omiko flinches, but holds fast. She brings up her two knives and starts using them with expert skill, blocking many of the kunai and leaping away from the ones she can't.

She rolls and dashes forward as Mari finishes the jutsu, tossing the scrolls to the side. They engage in close combat, Omiko slashing to the right with her right-hand dagger.

Mari easily blocks the blow with her wrist, striking Omiko's arm to throw the attack off course. Mari steps forward and shifts her position, bringing her back arm forward in powerful two fingered jab directly to the collarbone. You swear that you can hear bone cracking as Omiko is sent tumbling backwards from the impact, until she slams into the concrete wall, groaning.

i'm becoming more and more convinced that you purposefully run the same times as laze

>>43859376
I'll be honest, this time I saw he was running and said "fuck it, why not"

he Mist Genin makes her way back to her feet, blood dripping on her arm from a large elbow scrape.

She looks down at her collarbone, lifting up her shirt just slightly to peek in. You imagine that there's already a bruise forming.

Mari starts to walk forward, menacingly. "Had enough?"

Omiko matches it, calmly starting to step forward, knives in hand. She opts not to respond at all, and once the girls are within five meters of each other, they both vanish momentarily.

They unite in a clash of sparks in the center of the arena, Mari holding up a high quality kunai to block the straight knife in Omiko's hand.

Then, you see it. The only tell is a glint of steel, as the curved knife coils in on itself for just a moment before snapping outward like a living snake, the metal extending as smooth as liquid to try and strike at Mari. She leaps back, the tip of the blade just barely grazing the surface of her skin.

As she lands, she holds a hand up to touch her face, wincing. "A poisoned knife."

Omiko nods. "That's right." She holds up the curved, poison knife. Even still, the metal is slithering and coiling in the air, as if it were alive. What the hell is that thing?

Omiko chuckles, looking at her reflection in the shifting steel with a dreamy, distant eye. "This is Dokuyawa. A rare example of a weapon with it's own will. It's said that the man who forged this blade was a murderer, and when he died his terrible soul possessed it. This is why the blade constantly sweats poison."

Mari scoffs, looking to the side. "That's a nice fairy tail, but I've seen chakra do way more outlandish stuff. Your little ghost story doesn't spook me, I can see right through your jutsu."

Omiko nods. "That's right. It's a shame I got put against you of all people, your Byakugan makes my Hidden Mist Jutsu and my Assassination Techniques useless..It's really a bother."

Mari reaches into her kimono, and you hear the sound of a scroll activating. Smoke is leaking from her kimono as she slowly draws a katana with a white grip and a circular black guard. She crouches down slightly, gripping the blade with two hands and breathing deeply.

Omiko dashes forward with Shunshin, and slashes at Mari with her whip-like sword/dagger. The way the blade extends, you get an idea that the total length of it is about three feet when straightened. While Omiko swings one way, the sentient blade whips to the other. Every attack is a twofold swing, and it's forcing Mari backwards. She has to duck and weave out of the way of each awkward slash, blocking some of what she can. Each effort at attacking is blocked by the curving blade, the steel twisting at impossible angles to defend it's master.

You notice that Omiko's been completely neglecting to use the straight dagger with the bronze grip. Throughout the entire encounter, she's been keeping it at her side and allowing Dokuyawa to do most of the work.

The two disengage, leaping away from each other. Neither of the fighters seem particularly stressed, although you can certainly tell that Mari was putting much more effort into that encounter than Omiko. Having a sword that can fight for you must be pretty great.

Omiko sprints forward, but Mari keeps her stance and thrusts her free hand forward after making a claw. "Air Palm!"

Dust is thrown up as a wave of compressed air rockets forward and blasts Omiko backwards, causing her to tumble. Mari takes her sword in both hands and rushes her down, attempting to attack before she can recover. While Omiko is rolling, she throws the straight, bronze dagger with a sharp spin on it. The blade flies past Mari, who easily dodges it by tilting to the left.

Mari does a downward slash before Omiko can stand up, and she raises Dokuyawa to block it. The blade wraps itself around Mari's sword, and as she tries to tug away she finds herself stuck. Meanwhile, the straight dagger flying through the air curves back, and starts to return to Omiko. Is this weapon sentient as well?

You're guessing that Mari can see it coming, but she'll have to relinquish her sword if she wants to get out of the way. Or, at least it looked that way to you for a moment.

A vein throbbed on Mari's forehead. "UGH! THIS IS ANNOYING!"

Will there be any player input in the near future? If not I'll just go to bed and hopefully catch the last bit of the thread this morning.

>>43859590
Mini said next thread(this one) would be us fighting. Probably Wood girl.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17h01t4ey78

She lets go of her sword, and starts to spin in place even faster than before. A brutal Rotation starts up, knocking away the boomerang dagger and forcing Omiko to scramble away as her weapons are knocked from her hands.

Mari stops the rotatation, anger in her eyes. Omiko is frantically racing towards Dokuyawa, while the other dagger is dragging itself along the ground to return to her. Mari uses Shunshin to quickly dash over and pick up her sword, and make the appropriate amount of distance.

She remains silent as she resumes the same stance as before, but with a bit more time to deepen it and prepare herself. Unbeknownst to you, she's actually preparing her body for an extremely stressful technique. If she were to overextend herself or misstep, it could ruin her career as a Shinobi forever.

"Eight Trigrams: Sixt Four Slashes!"

Mari lurches forward, and Omiko attempts some form of a dodge. It's useless, however, as in less than a second Mari slashes twice across her. Crimson red threads of blood leak from the cuts, one across the thigh and the other perfectly horizontal on the stomach.

From there, it's all beyond you. Four slashes, eight slashes, sixteen slashes. The blindingly fast movements dizzy your head, and Omiko's body is perfectly still as it's being assaulted. Mari finishes with thirty two slashes in the span of several moments, completing the technique and returning to the stance that she started the attack at. Her knees are violently shaking as she struggles to support herself from the exertion of the highly precise attack, but it was effective nonetheless.

>>43859649

Omiko drops to the ground. Most of her clothes, except for the bits that Mari left to conceal the girl's dignity, have been atomized. All across her body are sixty four different shallow slices, and while they may not cause any permanent damage or scarring, they certainly hurt far too much to continue the fight.

Shikamaru takes one look at Omiko and points to the Hyuuga. "Mari is the winner."

She slings her sword down, the traces of blood spattering off in fine droplets. She drops her combat stance and stands straight, wiping her forehead of sweat. "Phew..That was a little harder in the heat of the moment, heh."

Shikamaru smirked. "Maybe if you didn't have such a taste for theatrics, you wouldn't be so tired. Every Jounin in this room is going to be able to tell that you could have ended that fight way earlier."

Mari shrugs, walking away. "I wanted to give her a fair chance. What's the point of having a match if there's no fight?"

Shikamaru groans in response, and looks up at the screen of names with a bored face. The machine cycles randomly through, until coming to a slow stop.

Takeshi Vs. Roku

Mari walks by you, and slaps you on the back. "Good luck. You'll need it."

>A. I doubt it.
>B. Thanks, you're probably right.
>C. Luck doesn't win fights
>D. Write-in

>>43859668
>B

>>43859668
>D. Write-in
"Your knees are still shaking."

>>43859668
>D. Please, after all this, I can probably bullshit him into forfeiting.

>>43859668
>>C. Luck doesn't win fights

Insert Innocent smile

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>>43859668
>>C. Luck doesn't win fights
But thanks for the sentiment Mari.

>>43859668
>>B. Thanks, you're probably right.
How do you two do it? Every time.

>>43859668
>B. Thanks, you're probably right.

After all the bullshit we've just witnessed I'm fucking terrified.

>>43859668
>D. Who needs luck, when you've got such a winning smile?
>Grin at her.

>>43859668
>B. Thanks, you're probably right.

>>43859698
This

>>43859668
>C. Luck doesn't win fights

Before we start fighting people, remember write-ins are our friends. We don't have to rush the votes, think about it.

>>43859668
Wait, is this Roruko?

>>43859668
>B. Thanks, you're probably right.

>>43859786
It's the Medi-nin on Mari's team.

>>43859782
indeed.

>>43859782
Agreed. Can someone pull out whatever info we have on this guy so anons are on the same page?

>>43859828
>It happened again.

Well at least I'm not the only one to fuck which thread I'm in.

>>43859828
Wrong thread. This is Boruto, you need Leaf Ninja.

>>43859844
>>43859850
I'm bad, sorry mini.

>>43859786
No, Roku.

Roku is Mari's team-mate. I didn't realize I gave them such similar names until it was too late

>>43859828
>Laze

it never stops

>>43859822
I'll sum up what you know about him. He's Mari's team mate, he's sort of a flirty guy with girls, and he's a medical ninja.

>>43859668
>B. Thanks, you're probably right.
Oh man here we go

>>43859884
Assume some resistance to poison. Also,

Roku chuckles. "Of course, I could always just use /that/ jutsu, and kill them all."

He's got some ace. We may have to kill him.

>>43859991
I say our opening gambit should be that transformation jutsu to make a massive smoke cloud the make some clones and sound genjustu him make the clones seem like they're all legit threats. Wait for an opening and bullseye him with that poison we got given, and then hammer him with our regular attacks and normal poison too. Give him no breathing room to handsign or heal.

>>43859884
>medical ninja
huh, might have something to counter our poison then. Good thing we still have a few normal samples of poison to test out first.

You inhale deeply, and sigh before turning back. "Thanks. You're probably right. After all of the amazing things I've seen, I'm gonna need all the luck I can get."

Mari turns back, surprised. She gives you a confused look as you turn away, never expecting Takeshi to remain so friendly and positive after the stress of the Forest of Death, and the battles that have happened in the preliminaries. In fact, it sends a chill up her spine as she watches you march without a care to your uncertain defeat.

Sarada steps in front of you, as you're walking. "Think about this. Have you seen what's been going on?? You don't need to be carried out of here in a stretcher, or worse a body bag. The others here can fight against each other, but you might not survive the same level of combat."

Nearby, Kichiro pushes you and her away from each other and steps in front of you. "Who the hell do you think you are, telling him what he can and can't do!? He wouldn't have got this far without being as good as everyone else!"

Sarada's face remains blank. "It's his choice if he wants to throw away his life as a Shinobi to be an empty headed daredevil."

Shikamaru calls down from the arena, where Roku already stands. The other Genin is about a year older, wearing a green jacket with a net shirt underneath. He has standard navy blue shinobi pants and sandals, and has his arms crossed in a confident stance.

You turn to Sarada. "I really don't have time for this, I can't make everyone wait any longer. Thanks for the concern, but I'll be fine."

You leap down, bending at the knee on your landing before slowly standing up straight. As you do so, you notice the cold sweat on the tips of your fingers and the dryness in your throat. You're actually terribly nervous, even if you might not out right admit it. The Genin from across the arena is looking at you smugly.

>A. Good luck
>B. Hey, go easy on me, alright?
>C. Don't hold anything back, or there's no way you'll beat me.
>D. Write-in

>>43860068
>>A. Good luck

>>43860068
>A. Good luck

Let's be a good sport about this, alright?

Yikes, if he knows medical ninjutsu he is probably one of the worst matchup Takeshi could have aside from someone who could straight up overpower him.

>>43860068
>>A. Good luck
"Let's have a good match. No hard feelings."

>>43860032
Regular illusory clones have no shadows and will not distort the smoke. If he catches on, the clones are useless and he'll just charge us.

His Ace probably

>>43860068
>D. Taking you down without killing you might be beyond me. I'll do my best, but I'm not throwing away a chance to win for your sake. It's nothing personal.

>>43860068
>A. Good luck
>D. Make it fun

>>43860068

Yeah, poisons won't probably affect him well. Since he's a medical ninja and probably a experienced one given a year's age difference, we are gonna have our shit cut out for us.

>>43860068
>A.

>>43860115
Don't you mean "Personnel?"

>>43860068
>>A. Good luck

>>43860115
listen here we are not that edgy

>>43860068
>A. Good luck

>>43860146
Start with our normal, we have more of it to test with after all.

>>43860115
We need to keep him off balance so either that or false place.

>>43860068
Holy shit! Did we just intimidae Mari?! By being nice?!

>>43860175
Personally, I'd prefer False place. Get it going, then transform into something big, untransform immediately after, False place an elephant leaping through the smoke at him, throw a couple of Senbons tipped with normal poison

>>43860175
Our normal stuff is really slow. He'll probably notice it before it effects him to much. The paralytic bug poison we got from Shino, however, is much faster. Hit him in his arms, upper chest, or neck and it should get him right quick.

>>43860190
I love that we're just a fairly standard nice guy. It freaks everyone out because we're in a world of murdering child soldiers and they assume we have deeper issues or are hiding something... but we're just friendly.

Whatever we do, let's not use false sound. I don't wanna give it away as our trump card.

i say we open with a flash bang the thrwo two senbon one with a bell another with out

>>43860270
i know what your thinking

>>43860200
This with Shino's poison, maybe. Depends on if he dodges.

You grin widely. "Good luck!"

He looks surprised for a brief moment, before smiling gently and responding. "Oh, uh, you too. Hey, by the way, I wanted to make a deal with you."

What sort of deal could Roku possibly want to make with you? You hardly know him. You shrug. "Well, maybe. What is it?"

He nudges his head towards your side of the stands. "That girl on your team, Ai? She's awesome! Do you think you could get me her number, or her address or something? Or like, introduce us?? How about this! If I beat you, you have to introduce me to her!"

You blink, scratching your face with a single finger. This is unexpected. "Well, maybe, I guess."

Roku quickly bows. "Thank you!"

Shikamaru looks over. "Done?" You get the feeling he's getting progressively lazier as the fights continue, nodding off every now and then before snapping himself awake. Roku gives him a thumbs up. "Done."

Shikamaru throws his hand down, and leaps away. "Begin!"

>A. Wait to see what he'll do first
>B. Throw Senbon with bells at him
>C. Grab a kunai and use Shunshin to dash directly at him
>D. Use the Transformation jutsu to turn into an elephant, and charge him down. Transform back at the last moment to cover the area in smoke, and create clones as a distraction.
>E. Poison one of your weapons. (Specify which poison to use, and what to poison)
>F. Write-in

>>43860270
Even if we do use it, we can probably get another one before the actual finals. We get a full month afterall.

>>43860270
eh may plan was to attach the bell we have on us to ourselves and then use false sound to fuck with the guy buy delaying the noise, stop him form hearing it completely, creating the noise in places we're not, and then mixing it up a little to keep him off guard.

Plus we're going to be learning new technique anyways seeing that if we pass this we get a whole month to train.

>>43860302
>D. Use the Transformation jutsu to turn into an elephant, and charge him down. Transform back at the last moment to cover the area in smoke, and create clones as a distraction.

>>43860302
>>B. Throw Senbon with bells at him

>>43860302
>>B. Throw Senbon with bells at him

>>43860311
>>43860314
>>43860318
Please ignore the advice earlier, just vote, let's not think.

>>43860302
>F. Transform into an elephant, immediately transform back, coat several senbon in both normal and Shino's poison, set up a few wires attached to the ground with Kunai.

He'll stand there, expecting something big with all the smoke, and when he sees us just standing there anti-climactically, we just say 'Well? I'm waiting.'

>>43860302
>D. Use the Transformation jutsu to turn into an elephant, and charge him down. Transform back at the last moment to cover the area in smoke, and create clones as a distraction.

>>43860347
Actually, I like this one

>>43860302
>B. Throw Senbon with bells at him
Get him under a genjutsu early

>>43860347
Wires attached to the ground? Like making an impromptu tripwire by tying a wire between two kunai and sticking them in the ground?

>>43860302
>>E. Poison one of your weapons. (Specify which poison to use, and what to poison)
>>F. Write-in
poison one of the Senbon with normal poison but don't use it now. Also use false place to make him think you're going to dash to the side and throw it at him and then charge him with shunshin and a kunai.

>>43860347
This is good... but not Shino's poison yet. We've only got enough for one dose, right? Don't want to use it until we can practically guarantee a hit.

>>43860302
>>43860347
...not bad, actually. Let's do this.

>>43860396
That's what I'm assuming.

>>43860302
>B. Throw Senbon with bells at him
The trick is that he'll associate the bell sound with an attack. Once this becomes established in his mind, it opens him up to our False Sound attack. That can lead into the opening to deliver our Shino poison special.

>>43860347
Backing

>>43860403
Actually, we have enough for three doses. Besides, we're just prepping the weapons, not throwing them yet. We'll have some in the normal poison, some in the special poison. That way we can use it quickly.

>>43860347
This but without Shino's poison, it's our trump.

>>43860403
three but yeah.

>>43860302
>>F. Write-in
Set up a smokescreen, use it to poison some weapons undetected - regular poisons, not Shino's gift. Set up a few traps in the vicinity, if we can. So long as we're back in place by the time the smoke clears.

>>43860403
We have enough for 3

>>43860403
This

>>43860347
Changing my vote to this.

>>43860403
Keep in mind that you only have three doses, and you'll be doing at least three or more matches during the finals, against much stronger people. Use it wisely.

>>43860459
and we won't have access to more poison during the month we get off to train?

>>43860504
Obviously not, it's special poison from our teacher

>>43860504
Not more of Shino's probably

>>43860504
We would have to go buy more/new stuff from the flower shop.

>>43860504
Not this specific type of poison. You'll be able to go to the flower shop, but you won't find anything like this again unless you get it from the same source.

I doubt Shino would let you use it as a crutch for the whole exam. He wanted you to have an ace to compete with, knowing that you were smart enough to use it.

>>43860347
Just to confirm

Transform into an elephant, turn back for the smoke, poison your weapons and set up a trap

and then wait for the smoke to clear?

>>43860542
So we should coat the senbon in only normal poison and save the Shino poison for later.

>>43860571
Sure.

>>43860571
Normal poison please.

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>>43860571
Yup. Preferably bait him into the traps while they're still obscured by smoke.

>>43860571
Set up some clones too.

>>43860571
The best part about this is there are still several weapons embedded in the ground around here from Mari's fight.

>>43860571
I feel like we need to bait him to come through the smoke though. Like throw some kunai at him, making him think we're trying to hit through the smoke.

>>43860642
Oh, yeah. Forgot this detail.

There are kunai and shuriken scattered all over the arena from that.

>>43860682
Exactly. So even if he does see the Kunai, he won't think anything of them.

>>43860701
That's not true. They're going to be sticking straight up out of the ground, and you're waiting until the smoke clears completely.

>>43860571
Several traps.

>>43860681
No. Do nothing directly against him whatsoever. Just smirk once the smoke clears.
We want him to wonder what the hell we did.

>>43860717
Wouldn't some of Mari's Kunai have stuck in the ground too? Seems weird she'd have less force behind them.

>>43860718

You, I like. But I'm not sure the time is right just yet.

>>43860282
Do you really? Because I'm thinking something hilarious and I wanna see if we're on the same page. Are you pondering what I'm pondering?

>>43860717
Hrm...well if it's going to be like that maybe have a burst of weaponry shoot out from the cloud to throw him off? What do you think guys? My guess is that it would kind of look like a far lesser version of what the arena looked like near the end of the fight between Tenten and Temari.

>>43860782
They're stuck in the walls behind you and behind roku, but they're not sticking vertically out of the ground, no. Most of them are near the walls rather than the center anyways.

>>43860805
I think so, but if Shark Tank were really about sharks, what good would the inventions be?

>>43860718
That's ridiculous. That will only make him know something is up and probably spot the traps if we wait till the smoke vanishes.

>>43860832
Then Set up some clone and rush him while we work on a genjutsu then.

>>43860805
>Do you really? Because I'm thinking something hilarious and I wanna see if we're on the same page. Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
i wonder how he would react to Mari confessing to him even if he can only hear her do it

>>43860832
Fuck. Just make a 'Come at me' gesture as soon as the smoke has cleared enough for him to see it. We're trying to use the smoke to obscure the traps.

guys, I know you really want to do some good write ins, but this is only the first move of the fight. You're stressing about this too much and making it too complicated.

>>43860903
>as soon as the smoke clears
>we're trying to use the smoke to obscure the traps

guys

>>43860878
I was thinking something similar. Except more 'look out behind you!' from Mari (false sounded) so he turns around only for us to stab him from entirely the wrong direction.

>>43860910
As soon as it's cleared ENOUGH

We don't want the smoke to clear entirely before he charges us. That ruins the point of the smoke.

>>43860910
This is the price you pay for having a strategic based character

>>43860938
So you're going to wait until the last possible second to draw him in, and just hope that the disappearing smoke is coincidentally covering your trap.

>>43860962
It wouldn't be so bad if people weren't trying to be way over the top about it and not just start simple.

>>43860910
Well what the fuck do you expect? Us going >PUNCH HIM IN THE NUTS XD

>>43860992
Mini ignore that waiting for the smoke to clear.

>>43860992
No. We're going to wait until he can see us. Then draw him in.

Alternatively, we could hit him with false place and use it to hide the trap.

>>43860992
Through some regular non poisoned senbons and rush him with clones then. Ignore the waiting.

>>43861003
thats a valued combat move of one Kaito Akayama

>>43860992
we have false place.

>>43861003
I think he expects a coherent plan that makes sense. Not >>43860903
where we lay down traps and hope the smoke conceals them, but also wait till the smoke fades to draw him into them.

>>43861025
Are you still arguing for this? What don't you get about if he can see us, he can see the traps. You dumbass.

>>43860992
We could draw him in some other way, if Takeshi can think of one.

>>43861053
We can cover traps with our genjutsu anyways.

Okay, new plan. Instead of making a tripwire on the floor, let's wire several of the Kunai in the wall behind us together. Then, when he charges us, we yank on the wire to fling them all forwards, forcing him to dodge. THEN we poison him while he's dodging.

>>43860992

Considering how much effort and strategy we had to put into hitting Mari in the second thread of the quest, you are damn right we are gonna dissect every single goddamn move.

>>43861115
No. None of this "do ten actions in the span of a few seconds"

That's not what write-ins are for. Revote.


>A. Wait to see what he'll do first
>B. Throw Senbon with bells at him
>C. Grab a kunai and use Shunshin to dash directly at him
>D. Use the Transformation jutsu to turn into an elephant, and charge him down. Transform back at the last moment to cover the area in smoke, and create clones as a distraction.
>E. Poison one of your weapons. (Specify which poison to use, and what to poison)
>F. Write-in

>>43861129
Amen brother

>>43860992
We're a strategist. A Shikadai level Strategist.

We're going to try for the most complex moves and stack the deck as heavily in our favor as possible.

>>43861129
The fight hasn't even started. You literally have nothing to dissect.

>>43861137
Mini really?

>>43861137
>B. Throw Senbon with bells at him

>>43861137
Can we mix D and B?

>>43861137
Grab kunai and stab ourselves enough to be dragged into the infirmary.

>>43861154
No, the problem is you're trying to be a Shikadai level strategist and failing miserably, because you don't understand what makes a good plan good and are just going for as complicated as possible.

>>43861154
Even Shikadai and Shikamaru know that you can't make a plan if you have nothing to plan against.

>>43861175
Yeah

>>43861137
>>B. Throw Senbon with bells at him
>D. Use the Transformation jutsu to turn into an elephant, and charge him down. Transform back at the last moment to cover the area in smoke, and create clones as a distraction.

>>43861137
This works>>43861175

>>43861179
Oh sorry that's 2 moves. Grab kunai.

>>43861137
>B. Throw Senbon with bells at him
Establish the bell sound in his mind. It will be his downfall later.

>>43861137
>B. Throw Senbon with bells at him

>>43861137
>>D. Use the Transformation jutsu to turn into an elephant, and charge him down. Transform back at the last moment to cover the area in smoke, and create clones as a distraction.
>>B. Throw Senbon with bells at him

>>43861183
Oh...i see
We know nothing about Roku's style of battle, except he was a medic.
Need to see him in action to plan yeah?

>>43861137
>>43861183
DB then.

>>43861137

>A.

Also we should prepare a substitution justnin case.

I think we should see what he's made of first before we try anything fancy.

Sorry I can't be much help, my mind's already fighting Mari.

>>43861137
>B. Throw Senbon with bells at him

Just... keep it simple for now. We don't even know if he prefers dodging to blocking, let alone anything more complex.

>>43861137

Can we use genjutsu to make ourselves invisible?

>>43861137
>D.
And
>B.

See how he responds to this threat first.

>>43861137
>B. Throw Senbon with bells at him

>>43861266
We can change scenery and make noises that's about it.

>>43861171
>>43861175
>>43861195
>>43861197
>>43861201
>>43861206
>>43861228
At once, you use the Transformation Jutsu to turn into an elephant. Roku was reaching into his weapon's pouch to attack, but instead stops himself as he watches you in confusion. "Eh? Why an elephant?"

You rush towards him in a wild charge, blowing your trunk loudly.

You cancel the jutsu, and the resulting volume of smoke creates a cloud around you. You're briefly invisible, and you use the time to create a dozen clones all around you. You can hear rapid footsteps around you as Roku starts to attack your illusions, and you hone in on this sound to get an idea for his positioning. You take a handful of senbon with bells attached, and fling them in his general direction. The sound of their tone rings through the air, and the scuffled sound of a small leap tells you that he's dodged to the right.

The smoke is starting to clear. What do you want to do?

>A. Throw Senbon with bells and senbon without bells once you can see him
>B. Use False Sound to create the sound of bells behind him once you can see him, and attack once he's left open.
>C. Dash forward with Shunshin and attack him as soon as you can see him.
>D. Slip a wire through a shuriken, and throw it once you can see him. Once he thinks he's dodged it, snap it back.
>E. Write-in

>>43861325
>D.
Can we put a dose of poison on the shuriken?

>>43861325
>>D. Slip a wire through a shuriken, and throw it once you can see him. Once he thinks he's dodged it, snap it back.

>>43861325
Hm...D looks good but he can pull us by grabbing our wire....can we poison the wire?
If not, B

>>43861325

>Write in,

Slip a wire through a shuriken, but throw it to his right when you see him (in like a whipping motion, from right to left). Create a false shuriken to make him dodge into the wire. The wire should entangle around his throat, choking him. And even if he cuts the wire that we are holding, it's wire and it will continue to strangle him.

>>43861325
>>A. Throw Senbon with bells and senbon without bells once you can see him
>>B. Use False Sound to create the sound of bells behind him once you can see him, and attack once he's left open.

>>43861383

Afterwards, just continue to pressure him. It's kind of hard to cut a wire choking you when both your hands are occupied fending off attacks.

And if you keep him moving, that'll just make him pass out from lack of oxygen.

>>43861383
Anon we can't do that, that's too long to read.

>>43861325
>>43861383
This

>>43861325
>E. Write-in
Throw some caltrops into the smoke in his direction. Hopefully he steps on a he and makes him slower.

>>43861383
>>43861411
>>43861413
>>43861415
Actually you can't do that because you need to use one hand to manipulate the wire. You can't form handseals for the genjutsu.

Also, if there's nothing keeping the wire tight, why couldn't he just pull it off of him? this makes no sense.

>>43861383
>>43861411

I wanted to add coat the shuriken in poison, then slip wire underneath kunai, then do the whipping motion, but that might be too much.

If he somehow manages to get the wire out of his neck, then the kunai, when it inevitably starts closing in on him, will cut him and start poisoning him.

But that might be too much.

>>43861436
Is D with some caltrops possible?

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>>43861325
>>43861421

>>43861436
Go grab some thread wrap it tight around your finger and let it loose.

>>43861457
I really doubt we can tie wire around some caltrops fast enough to make that a viable option.

>>43861472
It's not going to work.

>>43861531
This.

>>43861325
Can we mix B and D?

>>43861436

Metal wire once its dug into the skin in a wrapped motion continues to hold it's shape and constrictive properties. Even if the dude managed to cut the wire we are holding, he still has to untangle it from around his throat.

Source: I work in a factory and a dude lost his arm this way. We couldn't untangle the metal since it dug into his flesh too hard and by the time the medics got there the arm was basically dead.

If we can't use genjutsu, throw a kunai to make him dodge to the right then.

>>43861325
>A. Throw Senbon with bells and senbon without bells once you can see him

Just do A. It's tricky, but not crazy tricky, We're not showing all our cards just yet.

>>43861557
By this I mean distract him with bells behind him, then throw the shuriken.

Just fucking go into a punching match so he can drop us quick and we can train or socialize or whatever the fuck it is we do.

>>43861325

>A.

>>43861559
Your factory grade industrial metal wire isn't the same thing as whatever magic substance the ninja use. If it was actually metal wire, logically, these people would have lost a few fingers by now by trying to swing from it.

>>43861643
Posts like these tell me that this thread isn't going anywhere. I'm not going to argue with you assholes.

Thread's over for the night, sorry that this turned out pretty crummy folks. We'll pick up from this point again soon.

>>43861750
Mini what? not everyone is being a shit

>>43861750
Mini please don't feed the troll.

>>43861643
Shut up you baby

>>43861750
With this whole write-ins are the devil approach might as well be done with the whole fucking quest.

>>43861643
>>43861787
You can leave the fucking quest then. Stop pissing your pants and throwing a fit.

>>43861750
Can't we just mix the Bells false sound with the Shuriken thing? I think that might work.

>>43861806
I'm not the one pissing my pants throwing a fit and railroading, unless you linked it wrong.

>>43861769
I know, it's just a few people deciding to try and stir up trouble I guess. We'll pick this up again and I'll ignore any troublemakers in the future. My mood's just been too soured by this garbage to want to continue.

>>43861840
>railroading

the buzzwords begin.

night everyone, see you soon

>>43861840
Pretty sure you are, since you're bitching at the QM that your super special poorly thought out write in wasn't feasible. It happens adapt and stop whining.

>>43861787
Write-ins work, and have worked before.

Write-ins that are nonsensical and try to do eighteen things at once before the enemy can respond, in the middle of a fight, do not.

>>43861867
I didn't even did a write-in retard. I supported the wire choke one.

>>43861869
The wire shuriken choke wasn't retarded and didn't need like 10 steps.

>>43861919
see >>43861436

>>43861894
1. Learn to spell
2. Qm said not feasible
3. You were whining like a little bitch.

>>43861919
We'd need 4 hands to do it and the wire would come undone easily. Still not feasible.

>>43861941
I spelled it right maybe you need to check yours. Not really more than 2 hands if we threw a real weapon instead of a genjutsu.

>tfw everyone keeps bitching but ignore your rather reasonable write-in.

>>43861940
It's retarded since the quality of the wire should be strong enough to pull it off.

>>43862025
It's whatever man, chaners gonna do their thing

>>43862025
yfw if people just picked abcd or somesuch we'd be balls deep into this fight by now, instead of trying to convince retards they're not actually retards

>>43862056
Also if Mini didn't have a minor tantrum

>>43862056
We'd be balls deep in the negative considering we suck dick at everything but strategy.

>>43861941

I'm the anon who wrote the wire choke and the reasoning behind why I think it would work, the post with the source

>>43861559

Here.

I do not think I will be participating in this quest again not because my suggestion was not approved, but for other reasons I will not go into because I do not want to cause more problems for the QM or other questers.

I do still believe that the wire choke was not all that time consuming, but it is the QM's world and ultimately his decision. Next thread will hopefully have a better time for all involved.

>>43862047
How about you go write your own naruto quest where the wire does that in your quest, then?

>>43862007
>I didn't even did
>didn't even did
Alright, maybe not spelling, but your grammar is atrocious.

Also we'd need 1 hand to throw it and and another to steer it, the timing would be off.

>>43862047
see>>43861750
dipshit


>>43862069
>Mini tantrum
FTFY

>>43862056
I know that feel.

>>43862047
uuuh, no matter how quality the wire is, it doesn't give you a third hand. Did you even read the post?

>>43862098
How about you go some dick in an alley? Shouldn't taste much different than the qm's.

>>43862077
Using B then following it up with D is strategizing.

>>43862107
Oh wow I said did instead of do major crime someone call the cops. And as I said even if it's not metal tier it's resistant enough.>>43862109
You don't need a second hand to steer you throw it with one grab it with the other and while you're pulling you have a free hand to throw the decoy.

>>43862203
>Decoy 1-2 seconds after the primary
That's not how it works you colossal retard.

Furthermore he'd just cut it and free himself easily. Anything that we could use to garrote him would fuck our hands up by default, and unless it was held tight he'd slip free easily.

>>43862120
>shouldn't taste much different than the QM's

so you've got a pretty good idea of what a variety of dick tastes like, is what you're telling me

>>43862235
The smoke was to cover the primary and the decoy to ensure he moves into the trajectory.

>>43862349
Again, he would cut the wire and it would not be choking him anymore.

>>43862349
The primary would have been seen already and the decoy would be far too late to be useful. Additionally you're completely ignored the wire wouldn't work like you think it does.

>>43862235
Also no it wouldn't fuck our hands the idea is to wrap it around tight enough to constrict him not slice his fucking neck off so he would cut the link but the fact is that his neck would be constricted. We would harass him further so that if he spends time trying to get rid of it we would harm him more with our weapons.

>>43862422
It need to be held taught or it wouldn't work. he cuts it he can breath. a minor exertion of chakra would see to it being loose enough.

>>43862422
How on earth are you going to control how tightly it wraps around his neck? The wire doesn't tighten around his neck because you're pulling it, it does so because of the centrifugal force of the shuriken wrapping around him. The idea is that you're holding it as an anchor so that it doesn't just simply go flying off after wrapping around once, and if he cuts it, that's exactly what's going to happen. This is getting more and more convoluted. You are an absolute joke.

>>43862386
And he has lasers out of his butt therefore any backstabbing is not allowed.

>>43862464
>strawmanning this hard because everyone can see how shit the plan is.

Grow up butthurt baby.

Don't feel bad, Mini. It was bound to happen eventually.

In the meantime, we can use the rest of this thread to plan out not only this battle, but our future battles. So look at it like us using our special ability, or something.

>>43862461
Once it connects with his neck the wrapping around depends on what length did he connect with. I agree if the length is long enough he would have time to react but that's a random factor that would probably be decided by dice.

>>43862549
Why would that be random?

>>43862549
>dice
>in this quest

New troll is new.

It wouldn't wrap that tight around his neck, nor hold that tight if it was cut from us anchoring it. Furthermore he could easily use chakra to loosen it up. He's a medi-nin he has great chakra control. You plan is convoluted, poorly thought out and not feasible.

>>43862603
Depends on where he jumps after the decoy. Ofc if you wanna be a shitlord he can jump closer to you even if he doesn't see because he is facing the decoy and you're in the smoke.

>>43862650
Decoy would come so far after the primary it'd be useless. He'd already have dodged the main and block/dodged the decoy after.

>>43862650
If he's jumping left or right because of the decoy, then he's not changing his distance from Takeshi. So it's set.

it'd be whatever Mini had takeshi and roku land at

>>43862678
Not if you're throwing it in an arc to time it with the decoy.

>>43862692
There's many directions he can move not just left or right. Even if you restrict it with a side he can choose to jump diagonal or any degree really.

>>43862710
arc takes about .5 seconds
decoy takes 1-2 after we throw in an arc.

Fuck off with you theorycrafter perfect plan Bs.

>>43862743
Arc takes a billion years and decoy too. There they sync.

>>43862762
at this point you're just trolling, fuck off.

>>43862776
You're the one asspulling numbers I can do that too.

>>43862796
which is faster, a single throw at an oblique angls that has to be fast to even work?

Or grabbing going from said throw, to a pack at our hip, opening said pack, pulling out another weapon, possibly closing I, then going back for a throw, then throwing it?

>>43862834
Man I don't even know wtf did you just say. Basically you'd be doing an arc with the shuriken treating it like a really long ass whip and throwing the kunai to make him go into the trajectory of it. It's not fucking rocket science.

>>43862901
>treating it like a whip
But that's wrong a whip is vastly from a tied shuriken, treating them as the same is retarded.

Too bad wire choke got vetoed, it's a very cool idea visually, makes sense logically IMO and it would have cemented Takeshi's status as a crazy motherfucker.

The problem with this fight is that there's no impetus for either being a spiteful little shit because we're not up against a clear cut prodigy or a cunt or towards showing off, the two things which drive creativity in this quest .

>>43863195

>Takeshi is either a spiteful shit or a show off

neither of these things have ever been true. Takeshi has always said "Fight to win, that's all I care about I want to be the best."

he's literally uninterested in showing off. Maybe pulling a gag on someone, sure, but showing off when we're literally surrounded by dozens of people who could brute force us without a second thought? insane

>>43862901
How the fuck is that anything like a whip?

>>43863299
The player, man. Takeshi is a nice guy, but the players have a tendency to play for spite/showing off

>>43863299
The kicking the kunai kick to the dick trick was gold. GOLD!

Did Mini die?

>>43864360
The write-in was so retarded that it killed him.

Can we just forget this ever happened when we get to the next thread?

I came here for tricky ninjas, not shitflinging competitions.

>>43864360
He left prematurely.

I don't know why he's being so thin-skinned right now. He probably feels the sword of Damocles hanging over his head, like there's an inevitable shitstorm around the corner, and he just doesn't know how to deal with it right so he's not dealing with it at all.

I mean, I know people were kinda dumb, but come on. It was all earnest at least, there wasn't really any serious shitposting.

I was excited for the thread goddammit, I'm so disappointed.

>>43864464
Yeah, that'd be for the best.

>>43864597
agreed we should probably just forget this thread ever happened.

>>43864638
Except the freaking Mari out by being nice bit. That was gold.

>>43864682
i agree
Captcha donuts are not grass

>>43864682
>>43864701
We never freaked Mari out by being nice.

>>43864831
see>>43860068
>In fact, it sends a chill up her spine as she watches you march without a care to your uncertain defeat.

>>43864860
That doesn't look like being nice to me. That looks like apathetic acceptance of death. Perhaps you're the one who needs to read that post?

>>43864894
I think she was expecting some sort of witty comeback or something

>>43864894
I have read the post

>You inhale deeply, and sigh before turning back. "Thanks. You're probably right. After all of the amazing things I've seen, I'm gonna need all the luck I can get."

>Mari turns back, surprised. She gives you a confused look as you turn away, never expecting Takeshi to remain so friendly and positive after the stress of the Forest of Death, and the battles that have happened in the preliminaries. In fact, it sends a chill up her spine as she watches you march without a care to your uncertain defeat.


She gives you a confused look as you turn away, never expecting Takeshi to remain so friendly and positive after the stress of the Forest of Death,

>Takeshi to remain so friendly and positive

>friendly and positive

>>43864918
It did frighten her a bit, because she didn't understand how you could be totally unaffected psychologically from the forest.

She'll be even more scared once she sees how much you've learned from it.

Explosions, fire, tornadoes, knives, whatever. Mari knows how to deal with that stuff. This is unfamiliar to her, and most other people who think odd of you.

>>43864918
Yes, the friendliness surprised her a bit, but didn't freak her out. The apathetic acceptance of death/defeat was what freaked her out.

>>43864961
see>>43864978


>>43864961
So how freaked would the various people be if we kept that same friendly smirk on our face when going total war on Rokuro?

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>>43864961
Mini lives!!

>>43865017
wrong pic but who gives a shit

>>43865017
Laughed for a straight minute. Thanks for posting that, anon.

>>43864961
So why did Sarada try to stop us?

>>43865017
That pic, japan got rekt.

>>43864597
Very sorry about cutting the thread short. I don't think any sort of shitstorm was on the horizon, but I personally just didn't feel like arguing over nothing, or watching people argue over nothing. If I don't enjoy doing this I have no reason to do it. I'm glad everyone else enjoys it, it's the best to see everyone having a good time, but

>>43865017
ohh god that pic what board do most of these thread happen because goddamn japan was BTFO'ed so hard

>>43865017
>That pic
Meanwhile Korean college is a joke

Trust me, I went for a month

Though I hear Japan's is just as bad

>>43865215
woops cut my post

but when everyone is being "Dumb" as you put it, and don't move past the issue when I ask them to, it's not my job to take care of you personally. I try to talk to everyone who has a complaint but there are going to be times when I'm going to tell people to stuff it for the sake of just moving on with the quest, despite it maybe not being the nicest thing to do. I'd like to explain the rules and details of why complicated plan after complicated plan won't work.

Here's a new rule. If it's the first move, and you're already thinking about how you're going to beat them, you're doing it wrong. Because you don't know anything yet.

In all the fights in Naruto, and pretty much the majority of Shounin, the first phase of the fight is learning what your opponent can do, and then countering it.

You can't counter someone if you don't have anything to counter.

Getting hung up on the details of why any possible combination of ideas won't work is a serious waste of time. You guys essentially have the ability to plan indefinitely relative to what's happening in the fight

but we were nearing two hundred posts at the second choice of the thread. Ridiculous.

>>43865355
So why was Sarada trying to stop us from entering the match?

>>43865398
Oh sorry I meant to answer this. Because she didn't want you getting seriously injured and therefore being unable to pursue your career of choice.

Getting a limb blown off isn't that unrealistic of a worry. Not to mention Sarada doesn't harbor any sort of ill will towards you, even if she is wary.

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>>43865241
While \pol\ is full of assholes from every nation there are moments where you seriously funny shit.

>>43865431
*find
gotta stop leaving out words

>>43865427
So how freaked would the various people be if we kept that same friendly smirk on our face when going total war on Rokuro?

What do the spectators think of our chances?

>>43865464
You'd look as crazy as Speed of Sound Sonic of what's his name from OPM.

also this is Roku

>>43865498
I didn't mean the slasher smile just a little smirk.

So what does every major npc we've interacted with think of our chances?

>>43865559
The ones who like you and know how capable you are are putting this at a solid "Slim"

They don't expect you to win a straight fight. The only people here who know that you're capable of actually winning are Mari, Rock Lee, and Shikadai. Of course, Ai and Kichiro know that you have the poison and that you're super smart, so they're hoping you luck out.

>>43865431
anyone want any more?

>>43865608
Me.

>>43865606
Did anyone of them warn Roku?

>>43865672
Mari told Roku to take you seriously, but naturally he just waved it off.

>>43865624
Alright give me a few gotta shift through the downloads

>>43865723
Is it wrong that makes me want to embarrass his ass now? Because I want too.

>>43865787
Winning alone will accomplish that goal.

>>43865800
Huh. Well that's easier than the half formed plans in my brain. When are you gonna run next?

>>43865823
I don't know. I have to call in the morning to see if I work or not.

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>>43865850
Working is for chumps, real winners write fanfiction for a bunch of faceless lackwits.

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>>43865624
there's a couple. i'm going to go sort this shit now because my download folder has over 6k items and it's damned hard to find anything

>>43865895
If anything, Japan could use a few more kids.

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>>43865979
Whales also have large penises.

This is now a planning thread.

Okay, I know it might not even happen, and if it does, it's a bit far away, but I have had this thought for a while now: If/when we end up fighting Mari in the tournament:

How hilarious would it be if we cheated our way out of fighting her *again.*

So, we know that Byakugan can see when genjutsu are being used. And she taught us the false room technique. However, if we can be really fast, we might be able to use false room to cover up a false sound.

So we false sound a surrender at her, complete with lip sync. Now, I know it probably won't work, but if it does, it'll be hilarious! She disqualifies herself by walking away, and we win by default while cheating her out of yet another fight!

And if it doesn't work, then we know that false room can't hide false sound from her, and possibly other jutsus as well. That's going to be important to know.

>>43866208
You'll have a whole month to train and prepare. For now it's sort of pointless to speculate, as everyone else is going to have a whole month to train too, so expect them to have new tricks as well.

Also, you cannot preform two genjutsu at once, unfortunately. But false sounding a lip synced surrender would be pretty great if you could land it.

by false room I assume you mean false place, also

>>43866261

Yeah, that. I didn't want to do them at exactly the same time, either. I was kinda hoping we could try and time it juuuuust right so that we do the signs for false sound when she's busy dispelling the false room. We may not be able to have two genjutsu up at once, but we can use false place to hide the signs we use for other jutsu, right?

>>43866261
>>43866467

>False room.

I meant false place. Again. Sorry. Also I guess I should take your advice about having a month to train, so much of what I know will have changed. I've just got tunnel vision on this idea because I want to troll her even harder.

I won't lie, my goal is to get an "Oh no he didn't." from the audience at least once in this tournament. I mean, I guess winning no matter what would accomplish that, but... this idea's been in my head for a while now, so I can't help but be really attached to it. I'll try and let go a bit, though, because tunnel vision sucks.

>>43866467
Some other form of distraction would probably be more effective. She doesn't need to dispel your Genjutsu when she can tell at a glance what's real and what isn't by it's chakra composition. Naruto was able to fool Neji with his clones by splitting the chakra evenly between each individual, but your illusions will be constructed of very little chakra, making it obvious.

But if you ever had her distracted or could sneak the Genjutsu on her without her realizing what you've done, you can wait until the proper moment to falsely surrender.

>>43866546
woops my trip fell off.

>>43866543
It'll be pretty inevitable that something like that will happen along the lines, considering the eccentric personalities you'll be up against

>>43866577
Next thread when?

>>43865355
Plotting a course of action does not require intel from the enemy. You modify your main plan according to what you learn in the fight.

Naruto didnt have to wait for Kakashi to send him a bio of his past life to formulate plans to try and grab the bells in his first exam. Same with Zabuza, and many other fights. They take action and then according to how they react reformulate them. I dont know where this "thinking is bad because it's just the first post" came from.

And also you're complaining that we're thinking every choice "too much"? We're fucking boned against anybody of this league, one mistake means we go byebye because we dont have le ebin powers to try and overpower them, our only available tool is our intellect and the element of surprise, if we dont brainstorm new ways of approaching combat then we're deleting the element of surprise from our list of skills and we're also removing the intellect part, what do we have left then? I dont know what the hell you were expecting us to do, I really dont, jumping around throwing senbons and kunais until we run out?

I like this quest, but I'm starting to worry with statements like "we were thinking too much".

>>43868295
He was saying we're trying to do waaaay too much and make overly complicated plans based on nothing. Remember how close Shikamaru came to getting rekt just for his karmic revenge? It's like that, too many moving parts, or overly complicated crap doesn't work.

My plan is to get in close and make an attack that would have been lethal if we'd chosen to do it, then make some safe distance and stare him down.

Then we tell him to surrender, because the next time a chance to end the fight comes up, we won't pass it up for his sake. Intimidate him into surrendering.

It's even better if we're low on chakra and fall on our ass from exhaustion the moment he's surrendered, just start laughing and say, "Damn, I'm glad that worked. I don't think I coulda pulled a move like that again."

>>43869418
We did the same thing with Mari in our spar. Additionally he's going to be much better in Cc than we are.

>>43869418
So your plan is to win the fight, and then do a bunch of gay and pointless theatrics like a fucking retard?

>>43869880
Looks like it

>>43869418
This is some real shit taste you got here.

Is Salad worried about us?
That's kind of...cute.
Boruto be mad

>>43872473
Boruto is always mad. Screw him.

So we should expect some sort of AOE from his previous comments in the forest. It sounded like it would be widespread or homing technique. So biochemical or gas from medical ninjutsu or many some fire or lightning technique

>>43872473
Kid is always pretty pissy anyway, though it's nice to know that despite thinking of us as a calculating sociopath Salad still cares

>>43875164
Are we her 'friends' now?
Or just Sakura used us to tease her

>>43875208
Both?

>>43875208
Both

>>43875106
He's got a Kamehameha wave.

>Hanto's such a lazy shit that he didn't even bother getting us a trainer
I hope he dies alone in a ditch

>>43875403
Fuck him
We'll find our own teacher, with genjetsu and poisons

>>43875479

He's probably counting on that, which is why he didn't bother in the first place. He "knew" we could do it.

Actually, you know what? For all his laziness, dude's pretty good at getting dosh, right? Why not help him play his strengths in exchange for a cut? Money's a superpower in its own way, after all.

...or was that just a fluke that one time?

>>43875636
Bribe him with some alcohol

>>43875725
That would probably b the best way. And super face five as well.

>>43875785
Da fuck autocorrect your drunk! Effective not face five.

I am itching for that fight so bad right now.

>>43875785
I kinda like the sound of face five.

>>43878365
Yep Takeshi's newest Genjutsu Face Five. He doesn't do anything but gather chakra and walk towards his opponent then decks them in the face.

>>43879751
>while mr. Special Snowflake is doing shounen monologue during battle, Takeshi walks up and knocks their lights out
Kek

It won't happen, but the thought is funny.

>>43880683
I would like to see that written as a filler.