>>43858083

What do you say?
[] Sorry sam, I was trying to catch some fish for little green and..lost track of time
[] You doing okay there buddy? you seem a bit..well not yourself
[] I know Minor, but we'll get through this somehow
[] Yeah...you know, I didn't realize how much I needed heating before now
[] Oh that's an idea, next town we'll have to get some nail polish
[] Okay, so how much more do we have to walk until we get back to "civilization?"
[] write in

And now the fun begins in earnest

>>43858116
>[] Sorry sam, I was trying to catch some fish for little green and..lost track of time
[] You doing okay there buddy? you seem a bit..well not yourself
[] Okay, so how much more do we have to walk until we get back to "civilization?"

>>43858116
>[] You doing okay there buddy? you seem a bit..well not yourself
>[] Oh that's an idea, next town we'll have to get some nail polish
>[] Okay, so how much more do we have to walk until we get back to "civilization?"

>>43858116
>[] Oh that's an idea, next town we'll have to get some nail polish
>[] Sorry sam, I was trying to catch some fish for little green and..lost track of time
>[] Okay, so how much more do we have to walk until we get back to "civilization?"

>>43858116
>[] Sorry sam, I was trying to catch some fish for little green and..lost track of time
>[] I know Minor, but we'll get through this somehow
>[] Yeah...you know, I didn't realize how much I needed heating before now

>>43858116
>[] Sorry sam, I was trying to catch some fish for little green and..lost track of time
>[] Yeah...you know, I didn't realize how much I needed heating before now
>[] Oh that's an idea, next town we'll have to get some nail polish

"Sorry sam" I sigh, as I wrap my arms around myself to try and keep out the cold...the breastplate really isn't help me here "I was just trying to catch some fish for little green and I kind of lost track of time"

"Mhmm" He says nodding slowly, rubbing his chin "Well what can you fucking do, got to feed the man eating bug right, well lets get going, got a lot of time to make up"

And with that he walks away, hefting his portion of the supples onto his back without a word as he heads towards the woods.

"You doing okay there buddy" I ask, feeling uneasy, ever since we went to to the tomb he hasn't been acting like himself "you seem a bit..well not yourself lately"

"Oh no I'm fine, just all this fresh air does a temper good" He chuckles "so soothing you know"

"Sam you just said you hate nature" Lucy says, sounding equally angry and worried "What's wrong, I mean we don't ever say eye to eye but she's right, you're acting weird"

"Well maybe all of you're acting weird" He says, sounding like his usual dickish self as he turns around, a mad grin on the half of his face we can see "I mean come on, you guys are to fucking okay with all this bullshit, I'm just...adjusting is all"

"Sam...look you can tell us if something's wrong" Lucy says, sounding all the part like the cute elf she's become "We're your.."

"Friends?!" He says with a furious nod "Yeah you are, but I'm just missing...uh the real world you know?"

"I know...no take out or free movies" Minor sighs heavily "...or beds that actually comfortable, I hate being on the road"

"Yeah I know what you mean" I groan, scratching the scar over my eye "never realized how much I needed heating before now"

Lucy doesn't move an inch, before she smiles and giggles like a schoolgirl

"Hey, none of you can complain, I lost something much more valuable than that" She says with a grin before she frowns "..ehehaaaaaaaa, well lets get going, get our minds off what we've lost, hmmm!?"

cont

>>43858116
>[] Sorry sam, I was trying to catch some fish for little green and..lost track of time
>[] You doing okay there buddy? you seem a bit..well not yourself
>[] I know Minor, but we'll get through this somehow

We should really ask Minor her name

>>43858391
I nod and follow my friends back to the road past the short walk through the shrubs and low hanging trees.

"You know sam, you gave me an idea" I say with an impish grin on my lips as the cold metal of my eyepatch makes me wince "Do you think the next town will have nail polish"

"NO!" Lucy says sternly as Little green groans as it tries to keep up with us

"...Can I have some of that?" it asks happily, obviously thinking it's food

"Oh I hope so" Minor says with a smile on her little face "it's been to long since I've had a nice manicure"

"No, it's just a bunch of farms, nothing much else" Sam says with a bored sigh as he cracks his fists together "wonderful place for raiding, easy to get resources...and gold"

"...Well it used to be right?" Minor says with a nervous chuckle

Sam nod slowly, as he buttons his coat up, shivering once

"so how long until we get to these farms?" I ask tilting my head to the side, my hair flowing over my shoulders....man now I know why I never grew my hair out in real life...god that feels weird

"A couple of hours...if we keep walking at the pace an old man shits" Sams sighs angrily

What do you do?
[] pester sam, see what's wrong
[] mercilessly tease lucy
[] try to teach little green something
[] Chat with minor
[] Why do I feel so sick all of a sudden?
[]So...I take it these farmers will hate me to?
[] write in

>>43858515
[] pester sam, see what's wrong
[] Why do I feel so sick all of a sudden?
[]So...I take it these farmers will hate me to?

>>43858515
>[] try to teach little green something
>[] Chat with minor

>>43858515
>[] try to teach little green something
>[] Chat with minor

>>43858515
>[] try to teach little green something
>[] Chat with minor

>>43858515
>[]So...I take it these farmers will hate me to?
>[] Why do I feel so sick all of a sudden?

>>43858515
>[] pester sam, see what's wrong
>[] Chat with minor
>[] Why do I feel so sick all of a sudden?
>[]So...I take it these farmers will hate me to?

Lets teach the bug to bite ankles.

>>43858515
>] try to teach little green something
>[] Chat with minor
>[] Why do I feel so sick all of a sudden?
>[]So...I take it these farmers will hate me to?
gather infomration while killing time. I mean we're going to be walking awhile might as well do something to kill the time

"So I take it all of these farmers will hate me?" I say sadly, feeling colder all of a sudden as a weight finds its way into my stomach, and stays there

"Yeah" Sam says softly "Kind of bullshit to go from being in your own little world, to being the idol of hate in a big one...no it is fucking bullshit, not going to mince words here...haaa"

Sam glares at nothing, his red eyes filled with rage like nothing I've seen in him before...well besides when he first met Lawrence..er well Lucy now..I frown as I stare at the edge of his bandages, and the weight in my stomach gets heavier.

Why do I feel sick all of a sudden? I mean more than just seeing my friend getting hurt...like guilt or

"Hey Krovachi?" Minor says tugging on my shirt "you okay, you look like you're about to throw up or fall over"

"Yeah I'm fine, just thinking about stuff" I say nodding slowly "You know...you're taking all this awfully well"

"Well it was better than what I had in the real world, I mean at least here I have friends now" She says with a big smile on her face, her fang like teeth barely showing out of her lips "I mean not much that can ruin that"

"You know, that's a pretty good way to look at things Minor" I say with a smile on my face as I pat my short friend on her shoulder "Well maybe I'll find a golden side to this...well besides being a lot cooler than I was, well minus an eye"

"Well I don't know how you used to look like, but hey, it's a good look from what I know about you" She says with a giggle "I mean at least you don't look like a kid"

"Well at least when I'm not standing next to Lucy" I say with a smirk, just quiet enough so my friend doesn't here me

"I want to talk to" Little green says bumping its head into my leg

"kind of like a puppy isn't it?" Minor says as she reaches over to pet green, who backs away with her with a hiss "really like a puppy actually"

"Yeah" I say nodding as I turn to the green eyed hiver, who looks up at me, making a happy squeal
cont

>>43858832
in the back of my mind

"Little green roll over"

"What?" it asks "roll over, you want me to roll onto my back? for what purpose?"

"Just do it you silly little thing" I sigh shaking my head

"Okay master" It says happily as it stops and flops over, it lays there for a second before "MASTER HELP ME"

I sigh and reach past it's flailing legs, grabbing its...uh its center bit, lifting it back up with a grunt and getting a "gentle" headbutt for my efforts

"THANK YOU MASTER!" it cries in my mind as it chatters around happily

"can I have one?" Minor ask teasingly

Current Hp 810/920

what do you do?
[] rub your head and complain
[] ask sam to carry you
[] ask Lucy to
[] Ask Sam a question
[] reminisce about the real world
[] try to make the hiver act a certain way
[] Devise a plan for once you get to bailey's place
[] time skip
[] write in

>>43858908
>[] ask sam to carry you
>[] reminisce about the real world
>[] Devise a plan for once you get to bailey's place

>>43858908
>[] rub your head and complain
>[] time skip

>>43858908
[] ask sam to carry you
[] reminisce about the real world
[] Devise a plan for once you get to bailey's place

>>43858908
>[] rub your head and complain
>[] ask sam to carry you
>[] reminisce about the real world

>>43858908
>[] time skip

>>43858908
>[] Ask Sam a question
so other then being in a gas filled swamp what's Bailey's place really like. Just some shake in the middle of nowhere or more like a out of the way fort.
>[] Devise a plan for once you get to bailey's place
find out what we can about the place and work from there.

>>43858908
>[] reminisce about the real world
>[] try to make the hiver act a certain way
>[] Devise a plan for once you get to bailey's place

>>43858908
>[] ask sam to carry you
>[] Devise a plan for once you get to bailey's place
>[] time skip

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>>43858083
>TFS

"Maybe some day?" I groan with a shrug as I try to catch up to sam and lucy without stumbling and falling on my ass "Hey sam, could you carry me for the rest of the way there?"

"Wow, didn't know your old body's stamina crossed over into here" He says teasingly, poking my forehead "Come on, it's only a couple of miles...give or take"

"Would you carry me sam, my feet are so sore?" Lucy says, trying her best to look seductive like a real girl, all her posing does is send sam into a fit of laughter

"Oh you wish I would you freak" He chuckles devilishly, leering at lucy "you can walk on your own cow"

"Good to see you're doing well Sam" Lucy says with a smile, before she turns to me "am I really that..?"

"No, besides why are you worrying about stuff like that?" I ask tilting my head towards her so I don't have to turn to look at her "Making me kind of worried there"

"No I'm just a bit concerned, I mean I spent my entire life making sure I was nice and trim and I'd be fucking pissed if just because of character I made to...er test the game out I lost all of my hard work" Lucy says with a nervous laugh, which makes her chest shake and jiggle

"Suuuuure" Minor says, looking a bit envious

I shrug, well if Lucy can't deal with whatever's going on in her head right now I'll at least be around to comfort and cheer her up later.

"So sam, besides the fact it's filled with gas, what's bailey place like?" I ask, jogging to get to the side of my friend "Like are we talking shack or fort here, mias amigo?"

"Eh it was a cottage when I got there, but she had plans for making it a mansion when I asked here after I re spawned after the world ending boom" Sam sighs, leaning back slightly, his hands in his coat pockets "even bought an npc for the head maid, a cute little sheep girl, think she called it TooraToora or something like that, now I thought she did it for the fact Maids are an excellent support class but...she didn't even look at their abilities and trees and
cont

>>43859247
fuck I'm rambling aren't I"

Sam laughs with a smile on his face

"Oh god!" Lucy shouts, sounding sickened and worried as Minor shakes her head.

"Don't worry I'll help you through it when it happens" the little Dreugar says with a soft and kind tone to her voice.

"I shouldn't have stopped" Sam growls angrily before he chuckles "Godamn this is fucked, You only have a single fucking eye, Law..well he's that now and I lost have of my godamn face...hope bailey's okay"

"I do to buddy" I say patting him on the back as he slumps foreward "But is there anything else you could tell me about where she lives"

"Well, it's a swamp, smells terrible outside" He sighs shrugging as he yawns and rubs his one exposed eye "filled with mud and water, and undead, and magical bullshit, hate the area to be honest"

"Because it's natural?" I ask as I lean close to him

"Yeah actually" He says with a nod as a grin passes over his face once again

What do you do?
[] Laugh with him
[] worry about bailey
[] thank sam for being here
[] offer to help Lucy as well
[] .. tell me if anythings wrong okay buddy?
[] so what spells does Bailey have?
[] write in

>>43859383
>[] Laugh with him
>[] thank sam for being here
>[] .. tell me if anythings wrong okay buddy?

>>43859383
[] Laugh with him
[] worry about bailey
[] thank sam for being here
[] so what spells does Bailey have?

>>43859383
>[] Laugh with him
>[] thank sam for being here

>>43859383
>[] Laugh with him
>[] thank sam for being here
>[] offer to help Lucy as well
>[] .. tell me if anythings wrong okay buddy?
and if we need a quick subject change
>[] so what spells does Bailey have?

>>43859383
>[] offer to help Lucy as well
>[] .. tell me if anythings wrong okay buddy?

>>43859383
>[] Laugh with him
>[] thank sam for being here
>[] offer to help Lucy as well
>[] .. tell me if anythings wrong okay buddy?

I giggle, and then chuckle, and then laugh loudly as sam roars with laughter right alongside me. I fall against him and he holds me up with one hand as the other clutches his stomach as he struggles to breath.

"Oh good, both of them are going crazy" Lucy sighs heavily

I shake my head, ignoring her as I slowly stop laughing

"Oh I needed that, I really did" I say as I wipe under my one eye "Thanks Sam, just for being here"

"Yeah, I mean it's better than having to hang around with a bunch of goblins" He says,sticking his hands back into his pocket again "And usually people don't like me being around"

"Well we're friends aren't we?" I say smiling happily as I feel a pain in my eye...strange "and if anything is ever wrong, just tell me okay buddy?"

"Like there ever will be" He says shrugging as he walks a bit further ahead of me

"Hey Sam, do you by any chance know what spells bailey has?" I ask as I jog the few steps I need to catch back up with him

his eyes go blank as he takes a deep breath, staring up at grey, cloud filled sky

"Return home, immolate, enhance, explosive sacrifice, elemental bloom, mind eye, ice spear, identify, summon lesser monster" He says rapidly, so fast I can barely understand him "Puppet's curse, Hex of burning, Curse of slowing, Mind numbing hex, Curse of youth, Curse of the scarecrow, and all the bullshit pyromancers get"

"And do you mind telling me what any of that does?"

"Well you see" he says with an innocent smile
....
several hours later

I groan, my legs and feet aching as we walk out of the woods and into a field off over grown grass, which is all a very nice toasty gold. it blow slowly in the wind as the sunset gives a dim light to it, making it all look like a painting as.

I blink, staring a bit into the seemingly endless field of grass as Minor and Lucy gasp in childlike wonder.

"Saaam" I say sleepily "why is there a big wall over there?"

"Shit" Sam sighs rubbing his head "the npcs must have built it"

cont

>>43859694
Sam takes a step forward into the rapidly darkening field, glaring at the town

"But...this area's pretty peaceful, why would they need a wall" Sam says rubbing his chin

"I..I..well maybe they just decided they needed one, I mean I hope at least" Lucy says nervously as she walks a bit closer to me and sam, hugging her staff

"Well it makes sense to me" Minor says shrugging

"Ooh Little green smells meat..lots of meat" the hiver says, walking a bit in front of me

a twinge of pain goes through my eye as a warm touch runs over the rest of me and I reach for my blade

*Oooh Krovachi...the blood of your kin calls, can't you smell it, the flesh of the rotting dead..kehehehe, come on have some fun*

What do you do?
[] RUN RUN to the town 1d20+speed
[] Wander into the fields
[] Pull out your sword, try to demand the voice tell you what it means
[] Saaam, how hard would it be to make an undead army in an area like this?
[] write in

>>43859788
>[] Saaam, how hard would it be to make an undead army in an area like this?

>>43859788
>[] Saaam, how hard would it be to make an undead army in an area like this?

>>43859788
>[] Saaam, how hard would it be to make an undead army in an area like this?

>>43859788
>[] Saaam, how hard would it be to make an undead army in an area like this?

>>43859788
>[] Wander into the fields
>[] Pull out your sword, try to demand the voice tell you what it means

I grab at where my eye would be as a cold wind howls through the field and washes over me and my friends.

"Saaam" I say, trying to sound as happy as I can with this pain and the voice "how hard would it be to make an undead army in an place like this"

"Oh well it'd be...really fucking easy" He says slowly as his uncovered eye goes wide "Ooooh fuuuck me"

Well that can't be a good sign, fuck the last thing I need is zombies biting me in the ass or some place worse

"...Oh of course' Lucy cries "nothing can ever be easy can it?"

Minor hides behind my legs, whimpering quietly

What do you do?
[] slowly walk back into the woods
[] RUN FOR THE TOWN 1d20+speed
[] Draw minor friend and slowly advance
[] Put on your headphones and get ready for one hell of a party
[] Sam? Lucy? Guys what do we do?
[] write in

>>43859982
>[] Put on your headphones and get ready for one hell of a party

>>43859982
[] Put on your headphones and get ready for one hell of a party
[] Draw minor friend and slowly advance

Let's avoid blood trance aight guys?

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>43859982
>[] RUN FOR THE TOWN 1d20+speed

>>43859982
>[] Draw minor friend and slowly advance
>[] Put on your headphones and get ready for one hell of a party
whelp, just think of it as a dungeon. Plus if no one is left alive we could probably turn this place into a fort rather easily seeing how someone has been kind enough to do most of the work for us already.

>>43859982
>[] Draw minor friend and slowly advance
>[] Put on your headphones and get ready for one hell of a party

I put my hand to the side of my head, sighing as a feel the electric tingle along the top of my head as my headphones come into existence and I give into the near divine peace of loud music as it drowns out everything else.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPtU-CJm8Do

the worried and panicked shouting of Lucy, the cursing of Sam, the whimpers and cries of minor, the cheering laughs of Little green vanish into the veil of...whatever this song is.

I feel a smile spread on my lips but quickly push it back down as I draw Minor friend, gripping it in both hands as I slowly walk forward through the fields of now greyish blue grass as night falls and the cold chill of the darkness falls over me

it's just like a dungeon, nothing to worry about, it's just a dungeon, not a godamn thing to worry about, just a bunch of old bones and bags of meat walking around. I walk forward, gripping the hilt of my sword as I turn back to make sure my friends are following me as sam screams, I move to help him as I realize he's screaming in anger not pain and I hear him shout over my music

"FUCKER IS PLAYING SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS!!" He screams, louder than I knew a person could as Lucy covers her ears and Minor falls over "OH THIS MOTHER FUCKER IS A PLAYER, GODDAMMIT"

And if on cue, the grass around me rustles as I hear Lucy scream louder than I knew a person could.

I turn back over my shoulder and see the field is now white and black with bodies.

I sigh, well this is going to be one hell of a party

A bloody body of an old man missing his teeth stumbles towards me, reaching with torn fingers for my neck

*Well, which monster shall win... my most treasured child"

What do you do?
[] Gut stab 1d100
[] Flurry of strikes 1d100
[] Smack it away 1d20+str
[] dodge 1d20+ dex
[] EN PASSANT 1d100
[] RECKLESS CHARGE 1d20+strength and speed
[] LUCY MINOR, GET BEHIND US
[] REALLY ZOMBIES, REAL ORIGINAL!
[] write in

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>43860296
>[] Gut stab 1d100

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>43860296
>[] Gut stab 1d100
Let's warm up with the basics

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>43860296
[] EN PASSANT 1d100

>>43860296
>[] Gut stab 1d100
it's basically our greeting at this point

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>43860296
>[] Gut stab 1d100

I pull my sword back, grabbing the unsharpened part of the blade before I take a step forward and push the blade of it into the withered, starving corpse, lifting it into the air.

It slides down, and I realize that this probably doesn't work on the undead to well as

*Crunch*

I stare in shock as little green rips the no doubt moaning corpses head off before it drops it onto the ground, chittering and clacking it's mandible together happily

I push the corpse of the blade and take a step forward before turning to make sure my friends are okay.

I sigh in relief when I see that sam is doing a good job keeping what undead are around us away...there's just a lot more in front of us

What do you do?
[] Recklessly charge into the horde 1d20+str and speed
[] slowly escort lucy and minor with sam 1d100
[] praise little green
[] try to see if there's a way around all of this 1d20
[] write in

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>43860608
>[] Recklessly charge into the horde 1d20+str and speed

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>43860608
>[] Recklessly charge into the horde 1d20+str and speed
>[] praise little green

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>43860608
>[] Recklessly charge into the horde 1d20+str and speed
Time to do what we do best

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>43860608
>[] praise little green
>[] try to see if there's a way around all of this 1d20

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>43860608
>[] Recklessly charge into the horde 1d20+str and speed

>>43860608
Does reckless charge have a chance to knock down or am I mad?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_qsyqUnJcM

Oh now this, this is my kind of song. I grin, as I take a step back, holding my oversized sword to the side as I shout back to sam "FOLLOW ME, WE NEED TO PLOW THROUGH THESE CORPSE"

I can tell sam is chuckling right now. I take a deep breath and let it out, running forward as my sword makes the wind whistle around me

13+7+4= 24 SUCCESS

I put my shoulder down, barreling into the backs of the shambling dead like a quarter back, I feel something snap under my arm but I keep running, slamming my elbow into the jaw of a skeleton, knocking it back and to the ground with a shudder that courses through my bones.

I turn over my shoulder, to make sure my friends are following me, they are. I smile as I see vines rip a couple of the more rotten corpses apart as Minor breaks the leg of a skeleton as she struggles to keep up.

I feel a cold breath on my shoulder and turn, slamming my sword into the zombies gut and ripping up wards,

it keeps shambling towards me, before Sam turns its head into a pile of broken flesh and bone.

He grabs my arms and forces me forward as he steps back screaming loudly as I realize we're in the middle of an army of dammed, and seven skeletons in rusty armor are looking at me with the red glow in their..eye holes

What do you do?
[] EN PASSANT 1d100
[] ARMOR BREAK 1d20+str and weapon
[] ALL TOGETHER NOW 5d100
[] Flurry of strikes 1d100
[] Aim for their spines 1d100
[] write in

>>43860719
it does

>>43860608
>[] try to see if there's a way around all of this 1d20
Let's not give LG positive reinforcement for ripping of the head of a human. Let's wait until he has grasp of basic morality (who/what he's allowed to eat).

>streetsign caption

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>43860719
It does and you are.

>>43860850
>[] Aim for their spines 1d100

Rolled 19, 3, 57, 64, 5 = 148 (5d100)

>>43860850
>[] ALL TOGETHER NOW 5d100
>[] EN PASSANT 1d100

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>43860850
>[] EN PASSANT 1d100
Multihit probably better than armour break, since rusty arrmour is probably shit enough

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>43860850
>[] Aim for their spines 1d100

Rolled 56, 79, 46, 25, 31 = 237 (5d100)

>>43860850
>[] Aim for their spines 1d100 (first roll)
>[] ALL TOGETHER NOW 5d100

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>43860850
>[] Aim for their spines 1d100

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ED58Kzou3Sw

GODAMN I LOVE MANOWAR! I grin happily as I teasingly beckon the skeletons to me before I grip the hilt again, the first one screams, its hood of chains flowing almost like hair as it charges me

It leaps into the air and I slice my sword down at its spine, it falls with a crackle as sam runs past me, breaking its skull as he breaks another's skull with his fist, two more dressed in rotten leathers try to jab us with spears made of bone and crudely carved metal

roots and grasses burst out of them as Lucy strides up along with us.

I hear minor shriek, and turn to see her stumble towards me as a zombie with a crushed head falls to the ground.

Little green tries to intimidate the undead by clacking it's pincers, and just gets kicked away.

"Well this is a mess isn't it" Sam sighs with a smile

"Yes...yes it is,but hey...its..its more exciting then sitting and slowly wasting away inside' Lucy laughs

I nod as a zombie with half a face turns to us, making its skeletal horse do the same. it roars soundlessly as it starts to charge towards me as some of the horde turns toward us

I lick my lips

*Oh...this is fun isn't it darling?*

What do you do?
[] ARMOR BREAK 1d20
[] take out the horses legs 1d100
[] CHARGE 1d20+str and speed
[] EN PASSANT 1d100
[] GUT STAB 1d100
[] FLURRY OF STRIKES 1d100
[] ALL TOGETHER NOW 5d100
[] Help little green 1d100
[] dodge 1d100
[] write in

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>43861107
>[] EN PASSANT 1d100
Lil Green probs got this

Rolled 29, 47 = 76 (2d100)

>>43861107
>[] take out the horses legs 1d100
>[] Help little green 1d100
everything is fine

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>43861107
>[] EN PASSANT 1d100

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>43861107
>[] take out the horses legs 1d100

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>43861107
>[] take out the horses legs 1d100

Rolled 11 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>43861107
>[] CHARGE 1d20+str and speed
Tackle that damn horse.
>Quietly tell the voice to shut up

>>43861222 (you)
Apparently, adding multiple modifiers doesn't work. That should, in total, be 22.

I watch the skeletal horse gallop through the ranks of the dead as I pull my sword to my side, running my hand down the blade until I grab the hilt again and grip it tight.

Just like hitting a baseball, except its a big undead horse.

I grit my teeth, flushing out the thoughts as the I swing

I feel the thud in my feet and yelp as it zombie leaps onto me from the falling horse, screaming at me without a noise

current hp 900.

It roars at me again and raises its blade before Sam grabs and tears it away from me, dropping it as it slices into his arm.

He punches at it and it charges towards me, ducking under the blow as its mount turns into a very nice rose bouquet

What do you do?
[] push it to sam 1d20+ str
[] GUT STAB 1d100
[] ARMOR BREAK 1d100
[] EN PASSANT 1d100
[] FLURRY OF STRIKES 1d100
[] CHARGES 1d20+str and speed
[] run into the horde 1d20+speed and dex
[] write in

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>43861286
>[] ARMOR BREAK 1d100

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>43861286
>[] FLURRY OF STRIKES 1d100

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>43861286
>[] EN PASSANT 1d100

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>43861286
>[] FLURRY OF STRIKES 1d100

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>43861286
>[] FLURRY OF STRIKES 1d100

I smile and hold my sword at an angel as it leaps at me, drawing two blades from its sides, puss oozing out of its dried grey skin.

I slam the pommel of minor friend into its metal helmet, denting it as I smack it to the ground. It laughs, as the dark pit of its eyes shine in the moonlight. it swing as me, cutting my cheek as I cut a deep slice into the opening on its waists.

it roars and swings, cutting my arm as I push it back with the blunt side of my blade, and swing, it takes the hit and stabs into my shoulder, laughing as I headbutt it and send it stumbling back.


hp remain 840

Sam slams into it, but it shrieks and runs towards me, as I realize the horde of the dead have formed a circle around us.

What do you do?
[] Headbutt 1d100
[] CHARGE 1d20+str and speed
[] ARMOR BREAK 1d20+str and weapon
[] EN PASSANT 1d100
[] GUTSTAB 1d100
[] FLURRY OF STRIKE 1d100
[] write in

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>43861496
[] FLURRY OF STRIKE 1d100

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>43861496
>an angel as it leaps at me
Wait, why are we fighting angels all of a suddem?
Yes I know

>[] ARMOR BREAK 1d20+str and weapon

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>43861496
>[] ARMOR BREAK 1d20+str and weapon

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>43861496
>[] FLURRY OF STRIKE 1d100
let's see how many of these things we can take down.

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>43861496
>[] ARMOR BREAK 1d20+str and weapon

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>43861496
[] GUTSTAB 1d100

I lower my blade to the ground as it runs back at me. It raises its blades in synch and swings them down, I swing my blade up as it bends forward.

19+7+20. SUCCESS ARMOR SHATTERED

there's a spark as my blade drags against the metal of its armor, and bursts into the flame for a moment as the metal bends, buckles and tears apart, sending the zombie stumbling back as black blood pours from the wound.

A moment later, sam plunges his fist into the hole and rips out the spine sending it to the ground as

*SKREEEEEEEEEEEEIEEEK*

the circle falls around him and me, as I hear Lucy...Lawrence shouting out real names.

Well this is fucked, Sam sighs angrily as he cracks his knuckles

"ready krovachi!" He shouts as my headphones switch to the next song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBqxDVBWjEE

Oh, this sounds nice..oh yeah bout to be torn to shreds

What do you do?
[] EN PASSANT 1d100
[] RECKLESS CHARGE 1d100
[] DUAL ATTACK 2d100
[] ARMOR BREAK 1d20+STR and speed
[] FLURRY OF STRIKES 1d100
[] GUTSTAB 1d100
[] Swing wildly 1d100
[] write in

Rolled 86, 24 = 110 (2d100)

>>43861689
>[] DUAL ATTACK 2d100

Rolled 85, 19 = 104 (2d100)

>>43861689
>[] DUAL ATTACK 2d100
kill them all!

Rolled 90, 65 = 155 (2d100)

>>43861689
[] DUAL ATTACK 2d100
[] FLURRY OF STRIKES 1d100

Sam is a bro

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>43861689
>[] FLURRY OF STRIKES 1d100

Rolled 9, 13 = 22 (2d20)

>>43861689
>[] DUAL ATTACK 2d100

>>43861739
Whoops
Shoulda just gone to bed like I planned to before the thread updated again...
I wonder who's losing half their face this time?

>>43861759
But seriously, really only Hm can have this many critfails with 1d100 in his quests.

Rolled 74, 5 = 79 (2d100)

>>43861689
>[] Swing wildly 1d100
>[] DUAL ATTACK 2d100

Critical failure

My legs shake as I suddenly find it very hard to keep my sword up, or to breath, or to even move. I gulp as the wave of dead wash over me, as I hear sam shout and scream angrily as I fall to the ground feeling cold clammy hand grasp and pull at my face and hair as rusted blades drag along my legs and something bites into my arm making me shriek in pain and fear

*You are already tainted, and these shambling excuses of monsters do no hold enough corruption to drive you further*

I see a flash of green as I hear a furious roar in the back of my mind, as little green slams into the mob ontop of me , pushing enough of them off me for me to stand up

Hp left 700

I lean on my sword, shaking as I look down at myself and wince in pain.


I huff, the cold air prickling my lungs as I see sam forcing his way to me.

what do you do?
[] EN PASSANT 1d100
[] RECKLESS CHARGE 1d20+str and speed
[] FLURRY OF STRIKES 1d100
[] GUTSTAB 1d100
[] Keep them away 1d100
[] tri attack 3d100
[]write in

Rolled 21, 74, 50 = 145 (3d100)

>>43861893
[] tri attack 3d100

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>43861893
>[] FLURRY OF STRIKES 1d100

Rolled 35, 84, 54 = 173 (3d100)

>>43861893
>[] FLURRY OF STRIKES 1d100
>[] tri attack 3d100
Little Green to the rescue yet again!

Rolled 52, 98, 51 = 201 (3d100)

>>43861893
>[] tri attack 3d100

Rolled 93, 10, 79 = 182 (3d100)

>>43861893
>[] tri attack 3d100

Rolled 89, 40, 40 = 169 (3d100)

>>43861893
>[] tri attack 3d100

>>43861951
>>43861964
>91, 98, 79
Niiiiiice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5YtGaba6rR4

the song changes, and a grin spills across my face as I step forward, and swing, cutting down two zombies who shamble towards me

Little green bites their heads off as they start to claw towards me and then I hear Sam roar like a demon as he barrels through the dead, ripping them apart in his fury as trees burst out of them.

"Katie" He says between pants, sounding worried and scared

I nod and mumble "I'm okay"

He smiles and stands next to me as the hard makes for another charge at us.

"Come on out mother fucker" Sam growls "COME ON OUT AND FIGHT ME LIKE THE MAN YOU AREN'T"

I smirk, good old sam, glad he's gotten over that funk he was in.

What do you do?
[] ENPASSANT 1d20
[] RECKLESS CHARGE 1d20+Str and speed
[] Fight defensively 1d100
[]GUTSTAB 1d100
[] write in

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>43862081
>[] RECKLESS CHARGE 1d20+Str and speed

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>43862081
[] ENPASSANT 1d20

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>43862081
>[] ENPASSANT 1d20

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>43862081
>[] ENPASSANT 1d20

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>43862081
>[] ENPASSANT 1d20

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>43862081
>[] ENPASSANT 1d20

>>43862152
>>43862138
>>43862153
>>43862155
>>43862161
I messed up with that, meant 1d100

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>43862171

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>43862171
oki doki

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>43862171

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>43862171
>[] ENPASSANT 1d100

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>43862171
I had wondered why it changed, I guess we could have thought of it ourselves.

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>43862171
votes still good just need a roll?

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>43862171
What the fuck happened to my post?

I lower my blade to the side, and take a breath of the cold night air, before I rush forward again, with a scream.

I swing, cutting another zombie nearly in half as little green drags it to the ground and then another corpse slams into me, biting into my neck.

I hear a crunch as sam punches it off of me.

I stumble and stand back up straight, clutching my neck as he pulls me out of the horde I just ran into.

a wall of bark and leaves form in front of us, breaking down as the horde slams into it
current hp 620

"WAAAAIT STOP YOU BRAIN DEAD RETARDS, THEY'RE PLAYERS YOU FUCKWITS, PLAAAAYERS" A voice calls somewhere in the horde "SORRY IF YOU CAN HEAR ME IN THERE, TRYING TO STOP THIS LITTLE MISTAKE HERE...HEY NO BITING LEWIS"

what do you do?
[] try again 1d100
[] CHARGE RECKLESSLY 1d20+str and speed
[] Flurry of strikes 1d100
[] gutstab 1d100
[]hold out here, group up 1d100
[] write in

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>43862301
>[]hold out here, group up 1d100

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>43862301
>[] Flurry of strikes 1d100

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>43862301
>[]hold out here, group up 1d100

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>43862301
>[]hold out here, group up 1d100

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>43862301
[]hold out here, group up 1d100

ah fuck me we found a "it's just a game" person

>>43862419
Looks like it.

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>43862301
>[]hold out here, group up 1d100

I take a step back looking to sam. He nods and presses up against me as little green stands in front of us.

A skeleton charges us with a spear raised high and a second later, its head is on the floor,and then the moment after that sam breaks its ribcage with a single punch.

A zombie comes in from the right, little green bites its leg, making it kneel infront of me. I stab it in the neck as vines force two more skeletons to the ground, before they're crushed under the feet of their brothers.

Sam headbutts a zombie running towards him, punching another as I slam my blade into it's back, knocking it to the ground

"SOOO SORRY ABOUT THIS, HAVING SOME TROUBLE KEEPING THESE UNRULY SHITS IN LINE HERE!" the man screams angrily

what do you do?
[] keep in formation 1d100
[] RECKLESS CHARGE 1d20+str and speed
[] gut stab 1d100
[]EN PASSANT 1d100
[] LUCY WORK HARDER `1d100
[] FLURRY OF STRIKES 1d100
[] write in

Rolled 9, 5 = 14 (2d100)

>>43862522
[] keep in formation 1d100
[] LUCY WORK HARDER `1d100

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>43862522
>[] keep in formation 1d100

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>43862522
>[] keep in formation 1d100

Rolled 4, 22 = 26 (2d100)

>>43862522
>[] keep in formation 1d100
>[] LUCY WORK HARDER `1d100

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>43862522
>[] keep in formation 1d100
TEAM WORK FTW

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>43862522
>[] keep in formation 1d100

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>43862522
>[] keep in formation 1d100

I swing frantically, trying to keep the walking dead away from me, I manage to knock one over in my frantic swing, but feel a sharp pain in my side as I knock it to the ground to be finished off by the hiver.

current hp 570

"I SAID STOP" the voice yells as the horde of dead turns and falls to their knees "jesus fucking christ you guys...oh hell, sorry bout this mess and all"

sam and Minor have leveled up once
Lucy and krovachi have leveled up twice

2 Level ups?
[] mad swordsman
[] or gain a level in another class
[] OR gain a level in an advance class *currently unlocked: Monster master*

>>43862765
You got bonus xp for being smart near the end, btw

>>43862765
>[] OR gain a level in an advance class *currently unlocked: Monster master*

>>43862765
>[] mad swordsman
>[] OR gain a level in an advance class *currently unlocked: Monster master*

>>43862765
[] OR gain a level in an advance class *currently unlocked: Monster master*
[] mad swordsman

1 in each

>>43862765
One in mad swordsman and one in Monster master.

>>43862765
Put that shit into monster master.
Also how do we go about becoming Nightmare?

>>43862765
>[] mad swordsman
>[] Monster master

>>43862765
>[] OR gain a level in an advance class *currently unlocked: Monster master*
>[] mad swordsman
One in each

Alright
you have three points to assign from the mad swordsmen level
So
[] put them where you will

and 1 offensive skill


[] Feint *Attempt to distract the opponent with a false strike, uses Dex+speed*


[] Kick up dirt *Attempt to blind the enemy by kicking dirt in their eyes*

[] Disarm *Attempt to disarm your opponent*

[] Dual wielding *You can dual wield*

[] Cheap shot *Take a cheap shot, stunning your opponent*

[] Retreating stab *Attack as you leap back, the range of the leap is determined by your dexterity level*

or make your own
[]

>>43862810
Eh?

>>43862851
[] put them where you will

[] Dual wielding *You can dual wield*

>>43862851
2STR, 1SPD
>[] Kick up dirt *Attempt to blind the enemy by kicking dirt in their eyes*

>>43862851
>or make your own [] Cleave, if an attack kills an enemy, attack the next adjacent enemy for the same damage.

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>>43862851
>Eh?

>>43862851
>[] Disarm *Attempt to disarm your opponent*
I have a feeling that we're going to have to deal with more players as things go on so it might be nice to have a non lethal attack.

>>43862851
>2STR, 1SPD
>[] Disarm *Attempt to disarm your opponent*
We don't get stats for Monster Master?

>>43862926
You do, but they're set for the first level
+3 willpower, +1 str, + 1 dex, +1 learning

>>43862851
>or make your own
>Crimson Vortex, A rising strike that knocks an opponent away from you and lighter ones into the air

>>43862851
1STR, 2SPD,
>[] Hurricane Strike, grab hold of your primary weapon and make a spin attack a la Legend of Zelda.

You can now wield Minor friend 1 handed
...
A man in a robe walks forward, angrily dragging along a skeleton with a golden glow in its eyes.

He smiles, his pearly white teeth looking quite terrifying under the shadow of his hood, until he pulls it down and I see he has a pink pompadour....a pink fucking pompadour. I stare at him in disbelief as Sam groans angrily, clenching his fists as he barely resists the urge to hit him as hard as he can

"really?" Lucy groans "oh well at least we aren't going to die today"

"Yeah dreadfully sorry" he says with a wolfish grin as he looks back at his army as some light shine from the wall around the city on us "having trouble cracking that nut over there and...yeah"

What do you say?
[] why are you doing this
[] I don't care,I'ma beat your ass for this 1d100
[] why with the hair?
[] Okay...can you let us through?
[]....*Start laughing*
[] Name's krovachi, it isn't nice at all to meet you
[] Need some help breaking through?
[]Yeah no, can't yet you hurt those people so we're going to have to fight
[] write in

>>43863133
>....so have you not picked up on the whole "The game is real" thing yet?

>>43863133
>[] why are you doing this
>[] why with the hair?

>>43863133
>....so have you not picked up on the whole "The game is real" thing yet?
>[] why are you doing this
>[] why with the hair?

>>43863133
>[]....*Start laughing*
>[] why with the hair?
>[] why are you doing this

>>43863133
>[] why are you doing this
>[] why with the hair?

>>43863133
>[]....*Start laughing*
>[] Name's krovachi, it isn't nice at all to meet you
>[]Yeah no, can't yet you hurt those people so we're going to have to fight

"Okay, so let me get this right" Lucy sighs, sounding furious as she walks up to the strange necromancer and pokes him in the chest "You wake up in a new world and your first choice of a hobby is killing people, am I getting this right?!"

"yeah, pretty much" the man says shrugging "I mean if we want to argue about if it's really murder since they only recently gained sentience..."

"You're a..a bastard" Minor says in plain shock

"Yep, yep I am" He says nodding "but hey, it's a living"

"So why are you doing this anyways?" I ask as stab Minor friend into the ground in front of me

"Well you see, before this all happened I was" He says laughing like he didn't nearly get us killed

"The dead horde tactic" Sam sighs "the cheap as fuck way to power level no only your reaper but their undead by farming a mass amount of them and then adding them all to the same party via an exploit so you can roll over an area, gaining massive levels of xp and loot, at the cost of an ass load of micromanaging"

"Well...took the wind out of my sails their two face" the necromancer sighs, shaking his head "Well he's right, leaped from one to ten in a flash, and well you can see what I'm doing now I think"

"Oh good a friendly version of sam" Lucy groans

"Bitch please I'm adorable" both sam and whoever this is say in unison, which makes the pink haired weirdo laugh and sam glare and growl in anger

"Name's tommy twostep by the by" the necromancer says bowing in front of me "and must I say my young demonling, the moon hasn't shone brighter than this moment of our most fated of meetings"

He grins as I tilt my head in confusion

"I want to kill him" Sam says quielty

"Well I mean...he is kind of a terrible human being" Lucy says shrugging

what do you say?
[] Headbutt 1d20+str
[]Fuck off, flirting won't make up for...this!!!
[] so you're grinding innocent people for xp...okay sam I agree with ya 1d100
[] hold it hot stuff we just met
[] Sorry, not interested
[] hmm, tell me more
[] write in

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>43863509
>[] so you're grinding innocent people for xp...okay sam I agree with ya 1d100

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>43863509
>[] so you're grinding innocent people for xp...okay sam I agree with ya 1d100
And they call us a monster.

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>43863509
>[] so you're grinding innocent people for xp...okay sam I agree with ya 1d100

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>43863509
>[] so you're grinding innocent people for xp...okay sam I agree with ya 1d100

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>43863509
>[] so you're grinding innocent people for xp...okay sam I agree with ya 1d100

"So, you're grinding innocent people for xp" I growl angrily as I grip the hilt of my sword "Okay sam I agree with you"

"What?" tommy says as Me and Sam wing at him.

He shrieks in pain and stumbles back, his undead horde grabbing him as he falls, clutching his face as blood pours down from it.

He glares at me and chuckles, pulling a medallion from his neck as he stands back up and grins madly at me and sam,licking his teeth

"Oh...you are going to regret this" He growls as he and his army slowly tear away like they're burning away into ashes "We could've been friends, but now, I'll kill you with the rest of this pitful fucking zone"

"Oooh" Lucy says slowly and quietly, almost whispering "Ooooh noo"

"PUSSY COME ON AND DO IT NOW!" Sam shouts teasingly and angrily

"Well this is going to be interesting" Minor says "Sooo, how are we going to deal with this?"


"I don't know" I say staring at where the freak was as the lights from the wall focus on me and my friends

"OI...DEMON THING" a laughing voice calls "AW FUCK I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU ARE, YOU SCARED IM OFF, I NEED TO GET YA A DRINK AHAHAHA"

"And what about me?" Sam says pointing at himself, with a smile on his face

"Eh, well so long as the elf comes with ya, I guess ya can" the voice says, slowly

"Shit" Sam mutters under his breath

What do you do?
[] Ask where the hell you are
[] explain you didn't scare him off
[] Boast and act like you're the shit
[] go into town for that drink
[] write in

>>43863804
>[] Ask where the hell you are
>[] explain you didn't scare him off

>>43863804
>[] Ask where the hell you are
>[] go into town for that drink

>>43863804
>] Ask where the hell you are
>[] go into town for that drink
if nothing else let's see if we can't get a real bed for once.

>>43863804
>[] Ask where the hell you are
>[] explain you didn't scare him off

>>43863804
>[] Ask where the hell you are
>[] go into town for that drink

>>43863804
[] Ask where the hell you are
[] go into town for that drink

Hey bud mind marking this as a quest in the future so I can autofilter? Thanks, have a good one.

"Well, before I get that drink you offered, can you tell me where exactly I am?" I ask as I walk towards the wall of wood, as I get closer I see it's made of salvaged planks and random odds and ends, as well as sharpened tree trunks, all tied together so they hold tight and don't fall apart

"Well this here is mapleburrow" the voice laughs as the gates open up slowly "well that's what we're calling it, since we decided to come together and make sure we all don't get torn to shreds by that mad man out there"

and we'll end here
Sorry for the short thread, But I'm feel like I'm about to pass out
and I need to think about how I'm going to deal with the necromancer boss fight that's coming up
soo
I've archived and will answer questions

>>43863899
Sorry I usually do
I forgot this time

>>43863973
Thanks for running, what kind of perks does Monster Master give us?

>>43864000

[ Breeder] *You can command some monsters to breed, making hybrids, if you're into that kind of thing*

[ OBEY ME] *While you're within sight or nearby to your monsters, They'll follow commands better, and will be 10% less likely to give into their instincts when you're not around*

[But you're like us right?]*Monsters and beasts will mistake your scent for a monsters, since all the time you spend with your monsters has rubbed off on you, if only in smell*

You are also able to tame monsters, which you can't do unless you have this class

>>43864068
how many beast can we tame at once? Is this a only 1 or 2 thing or can we build an army over time?

>>43864149
the latter

>>43864185
ok then, with breeding I guess. Little green is still growing right? any chance it will be a queen or something or do we have to hunt one of those down ourselves? I figure if we do go the army of beast route it would be easier and faster to just have a queen or something like that?

>>43864261
Queen would be a very hard route to get green to

sorry for the late response

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>>43864068
>Breeder

>>43865610
so wait you're saying green can evolve into different things like we can? Sweet.