>>43855721

Tables with games of all kind lined the building. Some were familiar, like Blackjack, Poker and Liar's Dice; all games of your people, or Ryashak a popular Qun'kai dice game. Others were less familiar, but knowing your luck it wouldn't be hard for you to win. Sitting at the bar you see a massive woman, where her right arm should have been instead a massive cybernetic exists with what appears to be a gatling gun resting where her hand would naturally be. On the opposite side you see a scrawny old man who holds himself like a veteran smokes from a pipe at the spice bar. Lastly there are the tables themselves where there is fortune to be won.

>What do you do?

>Approach the woman at the bar
>Approach the old man at the spice bar
>Approach the tables

>>43855855
>Approach the old man at the spice bar
I have a good feeling about this.

>>43855855
>Approach the tables
gotta get that dosh

>>43855855
>Approach the tables

>>43855855
>>Approach the old man at the spice bar
Why the fuck not

Hi there Brine

>>43855855
>Approach the woman at the bar
>Approach the old man at the spice bar
We don't need to rush to separate the players from their savings, and if we have a couple friendly faces in the crowd then our exit will probably go a little smoother.

Also, woooo! Thread 2!

>>43855855
>Approach the old man at the spice bar
we need a Gibbs to our Jack.

>>43855855
>Approach the tables

>>43855855
>Approach the old man at the spice bar
get a feel for the place, figure out who wont kill us if we take all their money
also plan for a quick exit

>>43855855
>Approach the old man at the spice bar

>>43855855
>Approach the woman at the bar
No true pirate can resist the mystery woman who seems to have something to hide.
After that though
>Approach the tables
let's play some craps.

>>43855855
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>>43855994
I wouldnt say she seems to have something to hide.

>>43856051
Lesson 1 on women in bars:
They ALWAYS have something to hide.

>>43856074
Like they are only talking to you so you buy them a drink? I think people with something to hide would be a little bit more inconspicuous.

>>43856051
Well, she is hiding her stump.

>>43856074
>implying you know anything about women or bars

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Never forget.

>>43855855
>Approach the old man at the spice bar

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You feel eyes upon you as you saunter through the room, seems everyone, including the woman at the bar, feel the need to glance at you, likely trying to gauge you and your mettle. The old man is the only one who it seems cannot be bothered to acknowledge your presence. You take the seat next to him and stony silence is the only thing he greets you with as he takes another long draw from his pipe and breaths the thick concoction of smoke through his nose.

The Qun'kai manning the spice bar shuffles over to you, his two sets of arms crossed making him look what he likely imagines is intimidating. Truth be told stuff like that doesn't really scare you anymore. Comes with the territory of Pirate Lord... or former Pirate Lord you suppose. That'll be fixed in time.

"What can I get ya?"

The reptilian creature growls.

>What do you say?

>"Oh, I'm not here to partake I'm here for a chat."
>"Give me whatever the old man is having" (E)
>"I'll just take some tobacco if you don't mind."
>"Whatever you have that will get rid of this pain in my back."

>>43856207
>"I'll just take some tobacco if you don't mind."

>>43856207
>"I'll just take some tobacco if you don't mind."
Need our fix

>>43856074
>"I'll just take some tobacco if you don't mind."

>>43856207
>"Whatever you have that will get rid of this pain in my back."

>>43856207
>>"Give me whatever the old man is having" (E)
Show some guts

>>43856207
>"Whatever you have that will get rid of this pain in my back."

>>43856207
A glass of rum!!

>"I'll just take some tobacco if you don't mind."

>>43856207
>>"I'll just take some tobacco if you don't mind."
The old good stuff.

>>43856207
>>"Whatever you have that will get rid of this pain in my back."

>>43856238
Nah we're a lucky pirate not a resilient one

>>43856207
they better have a fine ivory pipe. what kind of pirate would smoke cigarettes?

>>43856207
>Whatever you have that will get rid of this pain in my back

>>43856207
>"I'll just take some tobacco if you don't mind. mmm....Mal'tak tobacco. Fancy that, seeing that kind of tobacco 'round these parts.

>>43856207
>"I'll just take some tobacco if you don't mind."

>>43856257
The kind who doesn't own anything but what he just stole probably.

>>43856285
No brine, cigarettes are for poor shit-tier sailors. When you're smoking a cigarette you're screaming to the world how much of a failure you are.

>>43856207
>"Whatever you have that will get rid of this pain in my back."

>>43856318
rather be a poor shit tier sailor than a massive faggot that complains about them on the internet

>>43856318
They're cigars mate. Also you kind of are all of those things until you work your way back up the ladder.

>>43856207
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>>43856341
Fuck no, I'll take sucking dicks over smocking cigarettes any day of the week.
>>43856346
You only reach the failure status when you give up.

>>43856365
hey do you wanna smoke? haha

>>43856365
>being this autistic

Twenty bucks says he's never smoked anything in his life, not even that pleb-shit hookah.

>>43856365
Anon, I think you need to walk outside and remember this isn't actually real life.

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>>43856405
I tried smoking once, it was awful

>>43856365
Anon taking a hardline stance on one of the worlds favorite pastimes.

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>>43856424
>Not confusing game and RL
>Admitting you're not as hardcore as I am.

>>43856365
If you want to buy a pipe this much just use the money we stole, from the officer of our prison ship.

>>43856450
Well it does give you cancer.

>>43856450
You were probably smoking garbage, a good cigar is something everyone should have at least once

>>43856450
Depends what you smoked

>>43856450
Expensive habit anyway.

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>>43856471

Cousin offered me a Marlboro Red, figured why the hell not.

It sucked so bad, couldn't get the taste to go away.

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So much discussion about a simple smoke.

>>43856450
Since when does caillou wear a cape?

>>43856502
So you smoked literal shit. No wonder you didn't like it.

>>43856507
Blame the anon who thinks he can pretend he isn't a loser as long as he doesn't smoke cigarettes.

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"I'll just take some tobacco if you don't mind. Also if you have a pipe for it that'd be grand."

You request.

The Qun'kai grumbles as we stalks over to the appropriate jar, taking out your poison of choice and searching here and there for a spare pipe. Eventually he produces one, it's nothing grand but after having gone so long with your fix and with your favorite pipe being destroyed with your ship, you'll take what you can get. The pipe is presented to you with the tobacco loaded and a small package of matches on a tray. You nod your head in thanks, bring the pipe to your lips, light it and take a long draw.

The bitter taste fills your mouth and lungs, and for the first time in too long you feel the fire on your tongue. Your part your lips and breathe out slowly, savoring the earthy taste as it passes back through your lips and over your tongue. The old man continues his stony silence, though you see a flicker of movement as he glances at you while you finish your first draw.

>What do you say?

>"So what's your story old man? I'm not used to being ignored quite like this."
>"Name's Liam. Captain Liam King. Pleasure to meet you old timer." (Infamy + 5)
>"It's been too god damned long since my last drag. What about you? What's your poison?"
>Stay silent and enjoy your pipe for a bit.

>>43856553
>"It's been too god damned long since my last drag. What about you? What's your poison?"
time to make friends

>>43856553
>"It's been too god damned long since my last drag. What about you? What's your poison?"
Also
>they killed our pipe too
One more inanimate waifu to avenge along with Hat.

>>43856553
>>"It's been too god damned long since my last drag. What about you? What's your poison?"

Step one, get a crew?

We'll just imply we have a ship, not outright lie to them. A gentleman, truly.

>>43856553
>"It's been too god damned long since my last drag. What about you? What's your poison?"

>>43856586
Curse them all!

>>43856553
>"It's been too god damned long since my last drag. What about you? What's your poison?"

>>43856553
>"So what's your story old man? I'm not used to being ignored quite like this."

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>>43856553
>>"It's been too god damned long since my last drag. What about you? What's your poison?"

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>>43856586
>>43856604
So what are we going to do when we come face to face with the Captain of the Emperor-class that blew up our ship?

I hope we get to steal and pilot a giant robot. And get a kickass pipe and hat for said giant robot too.

>>43856655
We'll keelhaul him! In space!

>>43856553
>"Name's Liam. Captain Liam King. Pleasure to meet you old timer." (Infamy + 5)
we're gonna get off this rock soon anyways.

>>43856672
you mean tether him and leave him hanging in space at the end of our ship? That sounds fitting.

>>43856655
We take his hat, his pipe and his ship.
Old good NTR.

>>43856553
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>>43856553
>It's been too god damned long since my last drag. What about you? What's your poison?"

>>43856699
With what ? We've got no ship and no money

>>43856702
Not only that! We'll drag him across the full length of the hull! It'll be painful and humiliating for a full five seconds before he dies due to SPACE!

>>43856706
>take everything from him but his wife

>tell him she's a wench and the ugliest hag in the starry seas

Ouch

>>43856727
With ur mum

>>43856738
His mum is too heavy to lift into space.

>>43856760
His mother is so fat she clogged a black hole?

>>43856770
His mother is so fat she caused a black hole.

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"It's been too god damned long since my last drag. What about you? What's your poison?"

You ask the old man.

He turns to you and at last you get a proper look to him, his hair is grey but short and well kept, his beard matching in kind. Where there should be an eye in his left socket there is instead a rather complex piece of machinery, a cybernetic eye that looks to be military grade. It focuses on you as the old man takes another long drag from his pipe.

"Not worth naming, 'cause if I did some day ya might get it in yer head to try it and I won' be held responsible fer some young fools death."

The old man says as he exhales, the large cloud of smoke brushing just past your face. He splits into a toothy grin and starts laughing a dry wheezy laugh.

"So what's yer business here stranger? I know ya didn' come up here jus' tah make small talk with an old man. You've already got the eyes of the place on yer back."

He says, pointing the mouth piece of his pipe at you in an accusatory fashion.

>What do you say?

>"Just trying to get off this rock. I fell on hard times recently and I'm trying to work my way back to the top."
>"Just trying to make acquaintances, I'm new planetside and I'm not looking to stay here long. Hard to do without friends."
>"I'm just here to get my fix before I hustle someone out of a ship. Or enough creds to buy one. Who knows."
>"You seem like a man who knows what goes on around these parts. I'm trying to get a lay of the land and learn what's what around here."
>"Well I just escaped from my prison transport and I'm trying to get the hell out of here."

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>>43856843
>"Just trying to make acquaintances, I'm new planetside and I'm not looking to stay here long. Hard to do without friends."

>>43856843
>"Just trying to get off this rock. I fell on hard times recently and I'm trying to work my way back to the top."

>>43856843
>>"Just trying to make acquaintances, I'm new planetside and I'm not looking to stay here long. Hard to do without friends."
>>"You seem like a man who knows what goes on around these parts. I'm trying to get a lay of the land and learn what's what around here."

>>43856843
>>"Just trying to make acquaintances, I'm new planetside and I'm not looking to stay here long. Hard to do without friends."

Hello there Gibbs

>>43856843
>"I'm just here to get my fix before I hustle someone out of a ship. Or enough creds to buy one. Who knows."

>>43856843
>"Well I just escaped from my prison transport and I'm trying to get the hell out of here."
Pretend we are joking like with those prison guards then:
>"You seem like a man who knows what goes on around these parts. I'm trying to get a lay of the land and learn what's what around here."

>>43856843
>"Just trying to make acquaintances, I'm new planetside and I'm not looking to stay here long. Hard to do without friends."
>"I'm just here to get my fix before I hustle someone out of a ship. Or enough creds to buy one. Who knows."

>>43856843
>You seem like a man who knows what goes on around these parts. I'm trying to get a lay of the land and learn what's what around here."

>>43856843
>>>"Just trying to make acquaintances, I'm new planetside and I'm not looking to stay here long. Hard to do without friends."
>>>"You seem like a man who knows what goes on around these parts. I'm trying to get a lay of the land and learn what's what around here."
Sounds like a good way to start a convo.

>>43856843
>>"You seem like a man who knows what goes on around these parts. I'm trying to get a lay of the land and learn what's what around here."

>>43856843
>"Just trying to make acquaintances, I'm new planetside and I'm not looking to stay here long. Hard to do without friends."
>"You seem like a man who knows what goes on around these parts. I'm trying to get a lay of the land and learn what's what around here."

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"Just trying to make acquaintances, I'm new planetside and I'm not looking to stay here long. Hard to do without friends. Besides, you seem like a man who knows what goes on around these parts. I'm trying to get a lay of the land and learn what's what around here."

You reply taking another drag from your pipe.

Another rough laugh, sounding more like a cough can be heard from the old man before he replies.

"What's the rush son? Runnin' from somethin'? Well don't make no difference to me. I guess you could say I know a thing or two about this place. First things first if ya' lookin' to win yer fortune here I wouldn't recommend it. Big nasty son of a whore Qun'kai runs this town by the name of Nah'vash and this here hall is where he makes most of his money, so he aint too kind toward strangers that roll up and clean up shop. Unless you got the balls to stand up to him I'd suggest finding your credits elsewhere."

The old man replies.

>What do you say?

>"What's the story of the woman at the bar?"
>"Oh I wouldn't be too worried about some overgrown lizard, I've dealt with worse on a good day."
>"Have any other suggestions then for a wandering Captain?"
>"What do you do here old man? What's your story?"

>>43857074
>"Have any other suggestions then for a wandering Captain?"

>>43857074
>"Have any other suggestions then for a wandering Captain?"
>"What's the story of the woman at the bar?"

>>43857074
>>"Have any other suggestions then for a wandering Captain?"
>>"What do you do here old man? What's your story?"

>>43857074
>"Oh I wouldn't be too worried about some overgrown lizard, I've dealt with worse on a good day."

>>43857074
>"Oh I wouldn't be too worried about some overgrown lizard, I've dealt with worse on a good day."
>"Have any other suggestions then for a wandering Captain?"
>"What do you do here old man? What's your story?"

>>43857074
>>"What's the story of the woman at the bar?"
>>does this Nah'vash have ship?
if we get into a fight might be able to keep our money and get a ship.

>>43857074
>"What's the story of the woman at the bar?"
>"Have any other suggestions then for a wandering Captain?
>"What do you do here old man? What's your story?"

>>43857074
>"Have any other suggestions then for a wandering Captain?"
>"What do you do here old man? What's your story?"

>>43857074
>"Have any other suggestions then for a wandering Captain?"
>"What do you do here old man? What's your story?"
Let's get some advice.

>>43857074
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Ohhh shit, Steal Back the Stars! Pity I have my own quest to run or I'd be all over this. You've got some fine talent with words and worlds, Brine.

>>43857369
obvious cocksucker is obvious

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"Have any other suggestions then, for a wandering Captain?"

You ask, the scent of smoke filling your nostrils.

"Oh a Captain are ye'? How does a Captain get stuck anywhere? Have to have a ship tah be a Captain don't ye'?"

Another laugh overcomes him, shaking his body with it's force.

"If I was you son I'd find another place tah be honest. In this town yer either steppin' on others or gettin stepped on, and the only one doin' the steppin are Nah'vash and his boys. But if yer the stubborn type the old lizard has his pride. He can't resist a challenge of some kind because he thinks he has all the dice loaded. If yer clever, quick, or just lucky ya might be able to get somethin' off the snake, but yer life would be on the line."

He continues.

"What's the story of the woman at the bar?"

You ask.

"Oh her? Bounty hunter. Pretty face, not so pretty personality. Apparently she's been out of work and it's left her high and dry out here. Lookin' fer her next big break. If yer have the scoundrel you carry yourself as you'll want tah play it careful with her. Then again she might just be so desperate she might be of service if there's credits on the table."

The old man replies with a puff of thick purple smoke.

"What do you do here old man? What's your story?"

You ask as you take another heavy draw from the pipe.

"Fer' starters the names Reginald, tho none of these scum'll call me by my name proper so I go by Regi 'round here. Used to be a PGF Pilot a long time ago, now I work as a local mechanic. I'm one o' the few things keepin this hole in the ground operatin' so I'm left well enough alone. You're former PGF too aren't ya? Don't answer, ya don't need to. I see it in yer' eyes. Nasty business. Now I'm just an old man."

Regi says with a shrug.

>Con't

>>43857466

>What do you say?

>"What's Nah'vash's favorite game?"
>"You were a pilot? Are you up to date on newer tech?"
>"Bounty hunter huh? Any bounties around here you think I could work with her on?"
>"When you've gotten as famous as I was, you're still a Captain regardless."

>>43857489
>"What's Nah'vash's favorite game?"
>"You were a pilot? Are you up to date on newer tech?"

>>43857489
>>"What's Nah'vash's favorite game?"
>>"You were a pilot? Are you up to date on newer tech?"
>>"Bounty hunter huh? Any bounties around here you think I could work with her on?"
just trying to see all my options.

>>43857489
>"When you've gotten as famous as I was, you're still a Captain regardless."
>"What's Nah'vash's favorite game?"

>>43857489
>"You were a pilot? Are you up to date on newer tech?"
>"What's Nah'vash's favorite game?"

>>43857466
>>"When you've gotten as famous as I was, you're still a Captain regardless."
>>"Bounty hunter huh? Any bounties around here you think I could work with her on?"

>>43857466
>"When you've gotten as famous as I was, you're still a Captain regardless."
>"What's Nah'vash's favorite game?"

>>43857489
>"When you've gotten as famous as I was, you're still a Captain regardless."
>"What's Nah'vash's favorite game?"

>>43857489
>"When you've gotten as famous as I was, you're still a Captain regardless."
>"What's Nah'vash's favorite game?"

>>43857489
>"What's Nah'vash's favorite game?"
>"You were a pilot? Are you up to date on newer tech?"
>"When you've gotten as famous as I was, you're still a Captain regardless."

I just can't imagine Liam King as the modest type

>>43857489
>"What's Nah'vash's favorite game?"
>"When you've gotten as famous as I was, you're still a Captain regardless."

>>43857489
>"What's Nah'vash's favorite game?"
>"You were a pilot? Are you up to date on newer tech?"

>>43857489
>>"What's Nah'vash's favorite game?"
>>"You were a pilot? Are you up to date on newer tech?"
>>"Bounty hunter huh? Any bounties around here you think I could work with her on?"

>>43857489
>"What's Nah'vash's favorite game?"

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"When you've gotten as famous as I was, you're still a Captain regardless. What's Nah'vash's favorite game?"

You ask, the beginnings of an idea forming in your head.

"Is that the truth of it? Interestin'. Well, he's a fan o' Liar's Dice and Poker to my knowin', figures himself a good bluff."

Regi replies.

"You were a pilot? Are you up to date on the newer tech?"

You ask.

"As much as I can be grounded. But flyin's only about twenty-five percent about the particulars of the controls. The rest in instinct and I'll tell ya' what I got that in spades son."

He replies with another toothy grin.

"She's a bounty hunter huh? Any bounties around here you think I could work with her on?"

You ask.

"Son if there were I assure you she'd not be sitting here drinkin' herself away. The only one worth a damn is for Nah'vash himself and he's untouchable with all his money, influence, and manpower. It'd be suicide."

He replies, shaking his head wearily.

"Speakin' o' which I haven't got yet name yet."

He responds, eyeing you carefully.

>What do you say?

>"Don't have one. At least not one worth mentioning."
>"It's probably better that it stays that way Regi."
>"Names. Liam. 'Captain' Liam King." (+10 Infamy)
>"Names Jacob." (C)

>>43857836
>"Names. Liam. 'Captain' Liam King." (+10 Infamy)

>>43857836
>"Names. Liam. 'Captain' Liam King." (+10 Infamy)

>>43857836
>"Names. Liam. 'Captain' Liam King." (+10 Infamy)

>>43857836
>"Names. Liam. 'Captain' Liam King." (+10 Infamy)

>>43857836
>"Names. Liam. 'Captain' Liam King." (+10 Infamy)

>>43857836
>>"It's probably better that it stays that way Regi."
but if you must have one just call me whatever you want.

>>43857836
>"Names. Liam. 'Captain' Liam King." (+10 Infamy)
NO BREAKES

>>43857836
>"Names Liam. 'Captain' Liam King." (+10 Infamy)

>>43857836
>Names. Liam. 'Captain' Liam King." (+10 Infamy)
Well I can tell this is going to be close

>>43857836
>"Names. Liam. 'Captain' Liam King." (+10 Infamy)

>>43857836
>>"Names. Liam. 'Captain' Liam King." (+10 Infamy)

"And I think I just found a pilot, boson and way to get us a ship. That is, if you like the idea of adventure they'll tell stories about for centuries and more treasure than you know what to do with."

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supporting

>>43857981
There was literally only one option in that last prompt.

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>>43857981
>Jack Sparrow in spess
>Hides his name instead of looking for fame

Brine pls.

>>43857836
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>>43857981
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcpGIVbPYrI

>>43857981
Brine you should've known that we would pick the retarded "but fun" option. it's /tg/.

>>43857981
Brine, we will be flying by the raggedy seat of our pants this ENTIRE quest. Get used to it. With luck like ours, you should EXPECT as much!

>>43858068
get back to Tides of Ages you lazy brit. I want to get that delicious agriculture.

>>43858016
It was inevitable boss, and you know it.

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"Names. Liam. 'Captain' Liam King."

You say, grinning with pride.

Maybe it was just a break in the ambient conversation, or a lul in the music played overhead in the establishment. Maybe you were just a little too loud for your own good. Your words ring out through the gambling hall and seem to silence any other noise. Before the eyes were on your beck because you were a new face in a place that sees little in the way of new faces. Now it was because they could put a name to the face, and what a name it was.

Some clearly do not believe you, thinking you are a pretender. Others stare in fear, curiosity, excitement, or rage. A single human man stands up and reaches for his laser pistol. His hand shakes and his eyes are fixed on you with a dangerous look in them. You can't be sure what's motivating him to do this, maybe revenge for some slight you didn't know you committed, or maybe for the fame that will come with killing you. All you know is he's got his sight trained on you.

>What do you do?

>Gauge where his shot will hit and dodge it. If he's smart he won't try again. (P)
>Talk him down, he's clearly a small time coward. (C)
>Draw your pistol and shoot him before he can pull the trigger. (A)
>Stand up and walk toward him. Slowly. He'll miss. They always miss. (L)

>>43858234
>Stand up and walk toward him. Slowly. He'll miss. They always miss. (L)

>>43858234
>Stand up and walk toward him. Slowly. He'll miss. They always miss. (L)

>>43858234
>Stand up and walk toward him. Slowly. He'll miss. They always miss. (L)

>>43858234
>Stand up and walk toward him. Slowly. He'll miss. They always miss. (L)
>smile

>>43858234
>Stand up and walk toward him. Slowly. He'll miss. They always miss. (L)

>>43858234
>Stand up and walk toward him. Slowly. He'll miss. They always miss. (L)

>>43858234
>>Stand up and walk toward him. Slowly. He'll miss. They always miss.

>>43858234
>Stand up and walk toward him. Slowly. He'll miss. They always miss. (L)
"Do you know how many gunmen looking to take my head I've killed so far? Do you really think some country bumkin like yourself will be the one to do me in?"

>>43858234
>Stand up and walk toward him. Slowly. He'll miss. They always miss. (L)

>>43858234
>Stand up and walk toward him. Slowly. He'll miss. They always miss. (L)

>>43858234
>Stand up and walk toward him. Slowly. He'll miss. They always miss. (L)
Don't forget the pipe

>>43858234
>Gauge where his shot will hit and dodge it. If he's smart he won't try again. (P)

We need to work on leveling our other skills too... OP, can we get a stat check again please?

Look guys got ourselfs a new gun.

>>43858352
S: 2
P: 4
E: 6
C: 6
I: 2
A: 2
L: 10

>>43858352
There's a pastebin at the top with the stats and anything else you could ever want in it

>>43858234
>Gauge where his shot will hit and dodge it. If he's smart he won't try again. (P)

>>43858384
Is this Fallout in space too?

>>43858234
Stare him down. Mad dog that son bitch.

>>43858384
> I: 2

Well no wonder we spoke our name.

>>43858234
Votes are in

>>43858437
Well 1 is average, so we're smarter than average. Just a wee bit egotistical.

>>43858248
>>43858252
>>43858262
>>43858264
>>43858267
>>43858272
>>43858287
>>43858295
>>43858301
>>43858315
>>43858316

>Roll 1d100

>>43858493

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>43858493

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>43858493

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>43858493

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>43858493

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>43858493

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>43858493

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>43858493

Just found out that i like having hot stearine/wax dripped on me

>>43858493
best of 3 highest roll right?

Rolled 73 (1d100)

Dangit. How are you handling levelling our stats by the way, Brine?

May as well roll for luck, even if I didn't vote for it.

>>43858643
best of 5

>>43858643
>will be resolved by a 1d100 roll, the highest result of the first five rolls will be the roll that determines success.
>Combat rolls will be determined by a 3d10 and will be determined by the best of the first three rolls.
never mind didn't see the rules link up top.

>>43858536

>Rolled: 76
>Success

You switch your pipe to your left hand and stand up casually. Your right drifts down to your right hand holster where your pistol lays. You take a long and heavy drag from the pipe and slowly start walking toward the man. His hands tremble as you approach him fearlessly, your eyes are filled with a calm resolve, the kind a man like him has never seen before. He flinches and shoots. The shot goes wide and shatters one of the glass jars behind you. He shoots again. This one passes by your face, off by mere millimeters away from you and hits another jar. Another shot and the gun malfunctions. He looks up to you as you are now within arms reach of him. His eyes are filled with fear, his whole body trembles. You breathe out the smoke you inhaled slowly into his face as you bring your pistol out and press it gently against his temple.

+5 Infamy

>What do you do?

>Kill him where he stands. (-5 Rep)
>"Give me the gun son."
>"The next time you raise a gun to me is the last. Leave. Now." (+5 Rep)
>"It seems you are sincerely lacking in good decision making skills. Maybe if I blast your hand off that'll make you reconsider such actions in the future."

>>43858773
>"Give me the gun son."
>"The next time you raise a gun to me is the last. Leave. Now." (+5 Rep)

>>43858773
>"The next time you raise a gun to me is the last. Leave. Now." (+5 Rep)
Take his gun.

>>43858773
>>"The next time you raise a gun to me is the last. Leave. Now." (+5 Rep)

>>43858773
>"Give me the gun son."
>"The next time you raise a gun to me is the last. Leave. Now." (+5 Rep)
Make him shit his pants.

>>43858773
>"Give me the gun son."
>"It seems you are sincerely lacking in good decision making skills. Maybe if I blast your hand off that'll make you reconsider such actions in the future."

>>43858773
>"Give me the gun son."
>"The next time you raise a gun to me is the last. Leave. Now." (+5 Rep)

>>43858773
>kill him where he stands

>>43858773
>"It seems you are sincerely lacking in good decision making skills. Maybe if I blast your hand off that'll make you reconsider such actions in the future."
Just to scare the kid
>"Give me the gun son."
>"The next time you raise a gun to me is the last. Leave. Now." (+5 Rep)

>>43858773
Thanks God it worked. Otherwise it would have been pretty embarassing...and painful.

>>43858773
>>"Give me the gun son."
>>"The next time you raise a gun to me is the last. Leave. Now." (+5 Rep)

>>43858773
Drinks are on this guy.

>>43858773
>"Give me the gun son."
>"The next time you raise a gun to me is the last. Leave. Now." (+5 Rep)
>"It seems you are sincerely lacking in good decision making skills. Maybe if I blast your hand off that'll make you reconsider such actions in the future."

>>43858773
>"Give me the gun son."
>"The next time you raise a gun to me is the last. Leave. Now." (+5 Rep)
>"It seems you are sincerely lacking in good decision making skills. Maybe if I blast your hand off that'll make you reconsider such actions in the future."

>>43858773
>>"The next time you raise a gun to me is the last. Leave. Now." (+5 Rep)

>>43858773
>>"The next time you raise a gun to me is the last. Leave. Now." (+5 Rep)

>>43858773
>"Give me the gun son."
>"The next time you raise a gun to me is the last. Leave. Now." (+5 Rep)

>>43858773
what this guys said >>43858843

Let's give him a bit of a scare, but just give him a fatherly tone like, "Now you've been very silly, haven't you? I'mma take your toy away now."

Then we bet the gun at one of the tables. With our luck, it's some fancy art piece that's worth enough to get us in a high-stakes game.

>>43858773
>"It seems you are sincerely lacking in good decision making skills. Maybe if I blast your hand off that'll make you reconsider such actions in the future."

>>43858773
>>"Give me the gun son."
free gun, which can be the first thing we bet

>>43858843
Seconding.

>>43858843
>>43858773
supportan

>>43858773
Votes are in

>>43858920
Isn't the gun jammed?

>>43859038
You can unjam a gun.

>>43859038
It won't be after he gives it to us.

>>43859038
How a laser gun jams is beyond me but it couldn't be that hard to sort out.

>>43859038
think he said malfunctioned

>>43859075
The refractory lens doesn't slide back into place properly after firing.

>>43859107
>>43859075
>>43859067
>>43859062

Well what ever with our luck is possible she will come unjam herself. Magical fingers.

>>43858799
>>43858804
>>43858806
>>43858809
>>43858816
>>43858818
>>43858843
>>43858858
>>43858864
>>43858874
>>43858880
>>43858886
>>43858888
>>43858905
>>43858907
>>43858920
>>43858926
>>43858944

"It seems you are sincerely lacking in good decision making skills. Maybe if I blast your hand off that'll make you reconsider such actions in the future."

You say, the words come out harshly.

The young man's eyes go wide and he looks as if he wants to speak but the words will not come to him as he open and closes his mouth several times.

"Give me the gun son."

You say, your tone taking on a softer yet stern tone. He offers it to you and you take it after putting your pipe in your mouth and holster it within your left holster. The gun is nothing of any particular value, if anything it's of less value then the PGF one you have, but it's still a gun. After giving it a once over and determining what caused it to malfunction it shouldn't need much to fix it.

"The next time you raise a gun to me is the last. Leave. Now."

You say.

The man nods and begins to scurry away, however he is stopped dead in his tracks as a low sing song voice can be heard from the back of the hall. A massive Qun'kai, probably the largest one you've ever seen standing at seven feet tall makes his way out of a large room in the back. He is well dressed, surprisingly so, and his thin lips are pulled back into a smile that shows of rows of dangerous razor sharp teeth.

"Now now, you can't just expect me to avert my gaze when I've had perfectly good product destroyed by this little... altercation between miscreants."

He says.

>Cont'

>>43859126
Why the fuck does the bloody lens move anywway? Shouldn't it stay still?

>>43859168
If it stayed still it would get warped by the low energy levels constantly emitted by the photon pack.

>>43859168
Shitty gun made in a shithole planet.

>>43859195
Unless it's so shitty as >>43859202 said I'd really doubt that at all.

>>43859222
It's an older model pistol, the newer ones rectify that problem and allow the lens to stay in place.

>>43859168
Shit maintenance

>>43859159
>A massive Qun'kai, probably the largest one you've ever seen standing at seven feet tall makes his way out of a large room in the back. He is well dressed, surprisingly so, and his thin lips are pulled back into a smile that shows of rows of dangerous razor sharp teeth.
I'm willing to bet that man be Nah'vash

>>43859274
That be the man we'll hustle for enough creds to buy us a decent ship.

>>43859274
He doesn't look that big. Bet we can take him.

>>43859274
That's Nah'vash's mother, you insensitive fuck.

>>43859297
And once he's broken we give him to the bounty hunter lady. So she won't go after our ass.

>>43859321
Fuck that, she's going to be a part of our crew.

So is that old man.

>>43859316
But she doesn't have her own satellite orbit it can't be Nah'vash's mother.

>>43859353
Zing.

>>43859332
And the one who tried to shoot us too.
He will be our adorable protegee who will be a beta fuck at first but will eventually grow into the ultimate badass and take the mantle (and the hat) when we have our "heroic" death.

>>43859366
Man have you ever dealt with interns?

Just put the poor bastards out of their mercy

>>43859159

"Now Mister.... King, was it? I'm looking to overlook your part in this little mess consider you've not fired a shot. However some of my precious product has been destroyed and I'm afraid someone will need to pay for it. Now if I know little Zak like I know I do, he doesn't have a fifth of the worth of those two jars to his name. So he'll be paying back that debt in... other ways. Unless you're so kind a soul to pay the young man's debt."

He says, his long tongue gliding across his teeth with a disturbing look of hunger.

It takes no genius to figure out this is Nah'vash, and it seems he's trying to make a play of dominance against you by challenging the good will you showed the young man. You can either show subservience to him by paying back the debt and keeping good on your offer to let him go, or you can turn your back on the kid and leave him at this... beast's mercy. If you remember correctly the guard's account you've been using has about 700 credits left which is more then enough to live on for a little while. Or, you could flip the script on him.

>What do you do?

>"How much was the spice worth? I'll cover it." (+10 Rep)
>"Sorry kid, I won't kill ya but I'm not dying for ya either. This is on you." (-5 Rep)
>"Hey you. You're a bounty hunter right? Interested in making an easy paycheck?"
>"I've got and idea. I'm a gambling man, what do you say we take it to the tables? I'll win back however much the spice was worth. And maybe a little extra."

>>43859430
>"I've got and idea. I'm a gambling man, what do you say we take it to the tables? I'll win back however much the spice was worth. And maybe a little extra."

>>43859430
>"I've got and idea. I'm a gambling man, what do you say we take it to the tables? I'll win back however much the spice was worth. And maybe a little extra."
Nah'vash may have his loaded dice, but we have the devil's dice.

>>43859430
>"I've got and idea. I'm a gambling man, what do you say we take it to the tables? I'll win back however much the spice was worth. And maybe a little extra."

>>43859430
>"I've got and idea. I'm a gambling man, what do you say we take it to the tables? I'll win back however much the spice was worth. And maybe a little extra."

>>43859430
>"I've got and idea. I'm a gambling man, what do you say we take it to the tables? I'll win back however much the spice was worth. And maybe a little extra."

>>43859430
>>"I've got and idea. I'm a gambling man, what do you say we take it to the tables? I'll win back however much the spice was worth. And maybe a little extra."

>>43859430
>>"I've got and idea. I'm a gambling man, what do you say we take it to the tables? I'll win back however much the spice was worth. And maybe a little extra."


>>43859274
>>43859461

Chibs, what color panties does he wear?

>>43859430
>>"I've got and idea. I'm a gambling man, what do you say we take it to the tables? I'll win back however much the spice was worth. And maybe a little extra."

>>43859458
>>43859461
>>43859467
>>43859469
>>43859481
Best case scenario Nah'vash ends up oweing us a fuckton of cash and we can hire him on as some serious muscle.

I don't know why but I feel like we need a cutthroat alien, even if he'll end up backstabbing us at some point.

>>43859430
>>"I've got and idea. I'm a gambling man, what do you say we take it to the tables? I'll win back however much the spice was worth. And maybe a little extra."

>>43859430
>"I've got and idea. I'm a gambling man, what do you say we take it to the tables? I'll win back however much the spice was worth. And maybe a little extra."

>>43859514
Anon you can't hire literally everyone we meet.

>>43859514
Nah, he isn't pirate material.
He is the evil crime lord who will lose all his fortune to us and come back later only to get shot on the face.
Or maybe he is the evil crime lord to whom we will he own a shitton of money, having to do shit for him Han Solo-style.
The dices will tell.

>>43859536
You can if you pirate hard enough.

>>43859537
*we will owe
I need some sleep.

>>43859503
Skinthight panties

>>43859537
He is the most pirate material. Hes basically a land pirate.

>>43859430
Votes are in

>>43859608
Land pirates don't exist

>>43859646
They are called Bandits.
And are generally much bigger assholes.

>>43859646
Thats landist.

>>43859665
And we need a fucking bandit. He'll be the goon of our space band.

>>43859665
>And are generally much bigger assholes.
I dont know man, pirates didnt fucking play.

>>43859679
He is used to being the boss, he would challenge our authority at every opportunity.

>>43859692
Thems quitters words.

>>43859710
We need a Jayne Cobbe

>>43859734
This

>>43859710
We can find something better. Besides with the bounty hunter girl we will have plenty muscle to start our pirate group.

Why would he give up being the leader of a gambling den and becoming a member of a pirate crew? Seems like a huge step down if you ask me.

Bounty Hunter and Old Man seems better.

>>43859745
No such thing as too much muscle. Especially when we have a potential crew of 2-3 people so far.

>>43859775
Because we are taking all of his money.
I don't want him in our crew anyway.

>>43859775
Because handling the muscle for the greatest space pirate in the galaxy is a promotion compared to running a shitty town in sand fuck nowhere.

>>43859814
Um, not really.

>>43859814
FORMER greatest space pirate in the galaxy, right now we are shit.

>>43859458
>>43859461
>>43859467
>>43859469
>>43859481
>>43859500
>>43859503
>>43859508
>>43859522
>>43859531

"I've got and idea. I'm a gambling man, what do you say we take it to the tables? I'll win back however much the spice was worth. And maybe a little extra."

You reply with a smug smirk.

Nah'vash's face falls as rumors about you swarm around his mind.

"What's wrong? Scared to play dice with the devil?"

You ask, a dangerous glint in your eye.

You're controlling the conversation now and it's apparent to everyone in the room, Nah'vash most of all. Denying you now would be a show of weakness. All eyes are on you now, including the woman at the bar who seems to be eyeing the both of you dangerously. Something tells you she won't do anything, at least not yet. She waiting to see where this goes. So too is Regi watching you cautiously, it seems after what he's seen he's taking you and your claims a bit more seriously.

"Mmmmmmm, fine then. But I've heard the stories about your dice son, in my hall. You use my dice. Understand?"

He asks, the corner of his lip twitching slightly.

"Now then, I'll give you the honor of letting you choose the game. What'll it be?"

>What do you say?

>Poker
>Liar's Dice
>Blackjack
>Ryashak (Plays like Ship, Captain, and Crew)

>>43859897
>Blackjack

>>43859843
Yes really. Instead of some shit bar he gets to help run a pirate empire.
>>43859881
We managed it once, we can do it again.

>>43859897
>Liar's Dice

>>43859897
>Liar's Dice

>>43859897
>>Blackjack

>>43859897
>Liar's Dice

>>43859897
Which one is most luck based?

>>43859897
>Poker

>>43859897
>Liar's Dice

>>43859919
I feel like you're the same anon who wanted to become best buds with Rodrik in SAQ, because I doubt two people could be that delusional.
Unless there are two of you, then that's terrible.

>>43859945
Blackjack I would say.
Poker and Liar's Dice involve deception and shit like that while Blackjack is more about getting the right cards and being intelligent enough to know when to stop.

>>43859897
>>Poker
or
>>Blackjack

>>43859945
Ryashak or Blackjack, they're both pure luck.

>>43859975
And the house not getting better shit than you, of course.

>>43859897
>>Blackjack

>>43859897
>Blackjack

>>43859897
>Blackjack

>>43859954
1d100, just because if we do it by traditional rules your in game luck will have zero effect on the outcome.

>>43859897
>>Poker
the dice are rigged

>>43859897
>Blackjack

>>43859964
Well believe it or not anon but since we are going to be a pirate who will be doing pirate things we will most inevitably be hiring people just like mister four arms here because pirates are not terribly nice people in general. At least this guy is probably relatively competent and has connections.

>>43859897
>>Blackjack

>>43860022
And our Luck will still make us win! I'm sure of it.

>>43859897
>Liar's Dice
so hard to decide between Liar's dice and blackjack.
this is the third time I've switched votes.

>>43859897
>>Blackjack

>>43859897
>Blackjack
We were warned that Nah'vash can bluff well, so we'd better focus purely on something we can put our luck to work on.

>>43860043
>implying we won't make a happy good-guy band of pirates like the strawhat crew

>>43859897
>Poker

>>43859897
Votes are in

i think that we will win and that he'll try to kill us after we leave, or before and then we kill him right back

>>43860067
You're a slut for decisions Chibs, but we love you anyways

Is it too late to run a JAQ thing tonight?

>>43860142
>Is it too late to run a JAQ thing tonight?
Never

>>43860089
I would like a ship bigger than a space shuttle and I doubt we can find enough happy go lucky people who are inclined towards piracy to run one.
>>43860130
I think after we hopefully win we should just offer to hire the whole damn bar. They already know who we are, it couldn't hurt.

>>43860142
Its never too late for best Worst Jedi

>>43860142
go for it, i'll be right there with you

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>>43860142
My body is ready.

>>43860223
I dont think that is a standard stormtrooper uniform.

>>43860142
nope.jpg

>>43860223
And now my dick is as well

>>43860242
Disney is re-imagining the design for the modern audience.

>>43860266
Nice to see they are drawing inspiration from older barbarian fantesy
"Everyone likes boobs"

>>43860266
Somehow I dont think micky mouse is behind that design.

>>43859918
>>43859937
>>43859979
>>43860014
>>43860019
>>43860020
>>43860031
>>43860045
>>43860081
>>43860082

"Blackjack suits me just fine."

You reply with an easy shrug.

"Fine."

He replies. A heavy snap comes from one of his four arms and two ragged looking men begin setting up a table and shuffling a deck of cards.

"So if you win back the money the debt is payed. But if not... well you'll pay back the debt and whatever else you owe. And... well if you don't have enough, both of you are mine. I could do a lot with a famous man like you Mist-"

He says, his tone drawling.

"Captain. 'Captain' King. Not Mister. Captain."

You say, explaining it slowly, like you would to a child. Tension thickens the air, many are too scared to move or too invested to leave and stay watching the two of you in your staring match.

"Very well... Captain."

He retorts, nearly spiting out the word.

"Let us begin."

Nah'vash handles the cards with a practiced grace which you would not expect from his thick meaty hands. He gives the cards a final shuffle and deals.

>Rolle 1d100

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>43860337
luck be a lady tonight.

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>43860337

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>43860337

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>43860337

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>43860337
So if we roll a Nat 100 on Blackjack, do we win every cardgame in the city?

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>43860337

>>43860353
hold on I must commit sudoku.
Forgive me

>>43860353
All who invoke lady luck are immediately left by her.

That is the rule.

>>43860353
That must be one hell of an ugly lady.

>>43860353
>>43860337
it's still best out of 5 right?

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>>43860353
Nice one

>>43860242
True, but it's hard to squeeze those in without baby oil and some friends normally.

>>43860252
And that's why he's the best Jedi.