>>43832922
>Roast bantha with mashed tubers

Only fucking thing on here that sounds Irish.

DON'T FORGET TOO ACHIVE EAIL.

>>43832922
-Dewback Steak with a vegetable medely

>>43832922
Fuckin' alien mystery meat "steak"? You bet.

>>43832922
>Roast Bantha with mashed tubers
This is rare in the homeworld.
Must consume

>>43832922
>-Dewback Steak with a vegetable medely

Archive boss

>>43832922
>A resounding slap of the face from all three Masters is one half of your answer
Wow. Fashion police much?

>Roast Bantha with mashed tubers
The meal that a real man eats.

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>>43832922
>-Dewback Steak with a vegetable medely

STEAK

Gotta get dat protein, build muscle after that sparring match and get mad gains!

>>43832922
-Roast Bantha with mashed tubers

>>43832922
>-Roast Bantha with mashed tubers

This sound delicious as fuck. Finaly we get to eat meat.

So did they all slap us, or did they facepalm?

>>43833058
It'd be funnier if it was the former. But I take it that Eail might've meant the latter.

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>>43832922
>"Yes, Zev, it's one of the signs of a Jedi. The robes and the lightsaber, they are what will let the common folk of the Galaxy know who you are."
Except for when you're on a mission, plenty of Jedi have gotten away with wearing their own unique outfit or a modified version of the Jedi Robes and wearing street clothes could be very beneficial when traveling in hostile territories.

>>43833058
>>43833075
Yes

Already archived the old thread

>>43832922
>tfw the Masters didn't even berate Zev for giving in to his lust on the first day and banging a Sith.
Zev is the ultimate master of distractions.

-Roast Bantha with mashed tubers
Meat.

>>43832922
whats going to happen if edgy bullshit wins?

>>43833153
It's not lust, it's only natural. We were serene about our passion.

>>43833153
>sith(?)
FTFY

Nah,just kidding. Instead of getting scolded, we got force skill and a potential master/ fighting style.

Talk about the best

So Zevs favorite force power will be "Force Disrobe", correct?

Perfect combat distraction.

>>43833187
Single Lightsaber won, no Brass Saber Knuckles for us.

>>43833191
>harem anime MC powers
nope

>>43833191
>Uses Force Disrobe on Xanth
>Falls in love, no homo, with the best beefcake in the galaxy.

>>43833225
>ALL OF THE HOMO

>>43833187
That depends on if you think a Bong Saber is edgy.

>>43833225
I fucking hate Gay but I'd vote for that.

>>43833191
You are a hero anon.

You are torn internally between the Dewback Steak and the Bantha Roast, however your impatience wins over your indecision and you chose the Roast. "Bantha Roast with mashed tubers please." You request, practically salivating at the idea of actual, honest to Force, fresh meat... oh if there are any gods out there yes~

After few moments a slot in the wall behind the droid opens and you stand face to face with the most delicious looking plate of food you have ever seen. The smell is nearly enough to drive you to scarf it down where you stand, however you manage to hold yourself back until you sit down at an uninhabited table with Renari across from you, lookingly slightly concerned as your right eye twitches uncontroably at the sight of the plate in front of you. "Are... you okay Zev?"

"I'm in love." You simply reply before digging into the food with a fervor you've never before known in your life. Always the food had been cheap, either stuff you managed to scavenge or steal, or on the rare chances you actually had enough credits to buy something, it was still pretty much nothing more than some goop with slight taste. Within thirty seconds you've already devoured half the roast and tubers, Renari looking at you with a slightly... curious look on her face.

Right... normal people don't eat like that, people that aren't street rats eat slowly, with purpose, not like a wild beast tearing into a fresh kill.

>"I uh... I didn't get good food very often on Nar Shadda"
>"You gonna eat that steak?"
>"So, how about that stuff in the Council."
>"What's on your mind?"
>Write in

>>43833265
>"I uh... I didn't get good food very often on Nar Shadda"
>"You gonna eat that steak?"
>"What's on your mind?"

>>43833265
>"I uh... I didn't get good food very often on Nar Shadda"
>"You gonna eat that steak?"

>>43833265
>"I uh... I didn't get good food very often on Nar Shadda"
>usual meals in Nar Shadda is a can of spam for breakfast, Bran for Lunch and, cram for dinner. That's if you're lucky.

>>43833265
>"You gonna eat that steak?"

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>>43833225
>>43833241

>>43833265
>>"I uh... I didn't get good food very often on Nar Shadda"
>"What's on your mind?"

>>43833265

>>"I uh... I didn't get good food very often on Nar Shadda"
>"So, how about that stuff in the Council."
>"What's on your mind?"

We should totally ask her if we looked good out there in front of the Council. Also what she thinks of the Masters!

>Xanth chose the same food on his first day

>Xanth also inhaled it like a mad man because he never had good food before

ITS

FUCKING

POTTERY

>>43833265
practically salivating at the idea of actual, honest to Force, fresh meat... oh if there are any gods out there yes~
Food fetish? God damn it, Bad

Voting this>>43833292

>>43833265
"You wouldn't want to true the Nar Shadda "Meat" they served. Trust me."

>>43833265
>"I uh... I didn't get good food very often on Nar Shadda"
>"You gonna eat that steak?"
They really just give us free food here?

>>43833265
>>"I uh... I didn't get food very often on Nar Shadda"

>>43833317
Pottery?

>>43833265
>"You gonna eat that steak?"
>"What's on your mind?"
We can eat and listen at the same time.

>>43833265
>"I uh... I didn't get good food very often on Nar Shadda"
>"So, how about that stuff in the Council."
>"What's on your mind?"

Imagine Xanth as the protective father of a young daughter and their everyday life, now that's a manga i would love to read.

>>43833343
The Guts smiles at her boyfriend.

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>>43833225
But the bigger question: who's going to be the one receiving anal?

>>43833331

A deliberate misspelling of "poetry" referring to a "Making Of" vid for the prequels, in which George Lucas, with his massively inflated genius ego, says the now-magical line "It's like poetry. It rhymes."

>>43833364
Us, don't want shit on our dick. Shit's disgusting, man.

>>43833357
No, that's too old. I was talking about around the age of 6-7

>>43833321
I'm sure our soon to be master loves "meat".

>>43833364
Now that's obvious aint it? Xanth will give it, give it hard like only he can. He is nice and selfless like that.

All this god damn talk about food made me hungry, making a sandwich then writing

>>43833434
Food later Jedi Apprentice Quest now.

>>43833434
Tell Chibis to do that, His a proper woman.

Love you Chibis ;;

Tfw you accidentally message your normie friend about wanting to buy a big dog with a big dong.

>>43833265
>"I uh... I didn't get good food very often on Nar Shadda"
>"So, how about that stuff in the Council."
"I thought we were in for the sternest of tongue lashings."

>>43833600
I-I can't say I know that feel...

>>43833600
>tfw all my normie friends would reply "Yeah, we know this guy who sells great danes, just your size."

You hang out with the wrong normies if you're worried.

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"I uh... I didn't get good food very often on Nar Shadda." You say, while awkwardly rubbing at the back of your neck. Hunger was something you had simply gotten used to over the years, having developed a talent to sort of just block it off from your mind, since no matter what, it wasn't like you were actually ever going to get a chance to completely eat your fill. "You gonna eat that steak by the way?" The next question comes as you point at her share of food.

"Er, you can have it." The reply comes as she shovels it over to your plate, keeping the vegetables for herself, eating at a much slower pace than you do, even now that you're restraining yourself. It's not your fault this stuff is so delicious! "Do they really just give us this for free?" You ask after swallowing a mouthful of roast and tuber, getting a small nod in return.

You should have become a Jedi years ago.

"So what's on your mind, you look troubled, by more than just the fact that I eat like a starving Kath Hound pup."

Eating her next fork full of Vegetables, Renari moves her eyes to the side, biting her lip. It seems like she's thinking for a few moments before giving you any kind of answer.

"Why did you stand up for me back there Zev? Asking Master Tikran to train me as well?"

>"We're friends aren't we?"
>"I dunno, seemed like a good idea."
>"Do you wish I hadn't?"
>"It'll let us stick with each other."
>Write in

>>43833600
>>43833620
>>43833622
When you send them pictures of things not meant for anybody but the one you love

>>43833600
I hear ya mate. Red rocket all the way.

>>43833633
>"I dunno, seemed like a good idea."

>>43833633
>"I dunno, seemed like a good idea."
>"Do you wish I hadn't?"

>>43833633
Combine 3

>We're friends aren't we?
>I dunno, seemed like a good idea.
>It'll let us actually learn togeather. Your skilled but everybody seemingly dislikes you and they think i'm a sith too
>CAN WE GET SECONDS?

>>43833633
>"I dunno, seemed like a good idea."
>"Hoped you would be up for another cuddle later."

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>"I dunno, seemed like a good idea."
pic of steak that zev is eating?

>>43833633
>>"I dunno, seemed like a good idea."
>>"Do you wish I hadn't?"

>>43833635
>but the one you love

Well, me real waifu has a restraining order, so I make do with what I have.

>>43833633
>I do better when I'm showing off. And let's be honest, Master Tikran isn't the looker you are.

>>43833633
>"We're friends aren't we?"
>"Do you wish I hadn't?"

>>43833673
Yes

>Fuck I want that steak

>>43833673
>>43833633
forgot to link post.

>>43833633
>"We're friends aren't we?"
It seems like they have been neglecting you and your training because of your background

>>43833633
>"We're friends aren't we?"
in the zone!

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>>43833681
>tfw your friend tells you that youre his waifu tonight

>>43833687
>tfw you had a steak like that leftover in the refrigerator and made a sandwich out of it.

>>43833633
>"It'll let us stick with each other."

>>43833633
>"We're friends aren't we?"

>>43833620
Not even a little?
>>43833622
I'm not really worried about it since he took it as a joke.
I'm thinking of getting one of those big Russian dogs, i can't seem to remember the name but they're really big.
>>43833635
I've scouted out some of my friends whom i have suspected of being gay by doing this and so far it has worked every time.
>>43833637
So far i've only sucked one a couple of times and a few cm of penetration

>>43833633
>>"I dunno, seemed like a good idea."
>>"Do you wish I hadn't?"

>>43833633
>"We're friends aren't we?"
Friendliest friends that there ever were!

>>43833633
>"I dunno, seemed like a good idea."
>"It'll let us stick with each other."
"Seems like we're two of a kind, may as well stick together."

>>43833711
>i can't seem to remember the name but they're really big.
I believe they are called bears

>>43833633
>It'll let us stick with each other

Vote called and counting.

WRITING TO FOLLOW

I wonder if I should find a good reference image for Renari or leave it up to imagination.

Or force Chibs to draw her~

>>43833759
To fuck a bear is on my list of things i want to do before i die, fucking a tiger is also on that list.
Kavkazskaja ovtjarka was the name of the dog breed btw

>>43833786
Implying Chibis isn't already drawing up our smut from last threads

>>43833786
Force Chibs to draw her he likes it. The slut.

>>43833786
get a good image reference first. then describe the differences between your vision and the reference. Then if it's possible, I step in and work sum magic.

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>>43833829

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>>43833823
fffuuuuuuuuuuu-

>>43833829
Oh I rather like that quite a bit, slightly longer 'Hime' style in the front. Make the hair a brighter shade of red, and I'm good with it. Good stuff Anon!

What do the rest of you think

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>>43833873
That cold dead stare...I want 3 of her.

>>43833845
I prefer the other two of her so far. >>43833873
>>43833843
But I'm a faggot with a name, So who cares?

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>>43833845
Bring back Vasi

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>>43833845
more

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>>43833845
morer

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>>43833786
Chibs a shit, I am a real artist and this is my masterpiece

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>>43833845
Morest

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>>43833845
morester -san, yamate!

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>>43833845
Have some shit you fuckin' idiot, haahahaha, just messin' with ya

>>43833931
Majestic AF

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>>43833845
laser katanas

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"I dunno, seemed like a good idea at the time, we're friends after all aren't we?" You say with a shrug. Considering the two of you had sex with thirty minutes of meeting each other, and actually seem to enjoy each others company at least a little bit, why not go ahead and call her your friend? "Why, would you rather that I hadn't done it?" The question comes, putting your fork down for a moment and resting your arms on the table, looking across at the girl inquisitivly.

"No no! That's not it at all. It's just... nobody ever stood up for me like that. I've been here for years, none of the Masters ever decided to take me on because of who I am, who my father was. They all thought I was too dangerous to train, so they just shuffled me around from class to class." She says with a sigh, sounding annoyed by the fact, but also slightly... sad?

"N-Not that I wanted to be trained by Jedi, it was just annoying to keep being passed up like I wasn't strong enough or something like that!" She stammers out. "It's been disgusting how many weaklings got through their trials and taken on as a Padawan, but all the Masters kept on passing me by, it's insulting! If we were with the Sith I'd already be under a great lord like my Father, and I don't have any doubt you would be too!"

Well, she's still on that Sith kick, but it sounds like there's a little more to Renari than just that. If what the Masters said about the Dark Side is true, she most certainly doesn't appear to be a part of it, way too nice, at least to you.

Glancing around the cafeteria, it's easy to see that quite a few of the students are looking your way, whispering among themselves, pointing when they don't think you're looking.

>"Tell me about the Sith"
>"Tell me about your Father"
>"Tell me about You"
>Flip off the cafeteria
>Talk some shit
>Write in

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>>43833845

How's this?

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>>43833845
Needs a hair color fix at least.

>>43833931
Masterful

>>43833976
Isn't that Satele Shan's old design?

>>43834003
>Talk some shit
To be honest, the sith and jedi aren't really that appealing. Now a pirate, that'd be the life I'd live.

>>43834003
>Tell me about YOU

>>43834009
Fuckkkkk

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>>43834003
>Flip off the cafeteria

Fuck off ya cunts.

>>43834003
>>Write in
>"Tell me about me."

>>43834003
>Loudly, so that all the gawkers can hear you. "Tell me about the Sith, I'm sure they're far more interesting than the Jedi."

>>43834003
Her not being accepted as a padawan is fueling her aversion to Jedi. If someone had taken her on earlier, she'd probably be an amazing little reality-warping robot.

>>43834003
>Tell me about you.

I love edgy as much as the next guy, but lets try to shake things up for a second.

>>43834003
>"Tell me about your Father"
>He must've been a great man from what I've heard
>(we heard about him from her)

>>43834042
What? Did the pic give you a fearection?

>>43834003
>"Tell me about You"
We're both smart enough to stay under the radar when necessary; while the Masters are deciding what to do with us seems like one of those times.

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>>43833999
I like this design

>>43834003
>"Tell me about You"

>>43834003
>>Flip off the cafeteria
>>Talk some shit

Oi, the fuck yall looking at?

Wanna get hit ya cunts?

>>43834003
>"Tell me about You"
>Flip off the cafeteria

>>43834003
>Flip off the cafeteria
>Talk some shit
You got a problem? This problem isn't gonna help itself with you twats stigmatizing it further by talking dirty gossip.

>>43834092
If you think that gave me a fear-boner you don't know me yet.
However I would gladly fucking pillage that body even if I had only a blaster
>>43834112
We're not fucking Scottish.

>>43834003
>>"Tell me about You"

>>43834003
>"Tell me about You"
Don't flip off any cafeterias, we get food here. Pranks after eating.

>>43834003
>"Tell me about You"
>Flip off the cafeteria

>>43834003
>Write in
Stand up and yell out "If anyone's got something to say stand up and say it you cowards, or is whispering from the shadows when no one is looking all you can do?"

>We're about to start a god damn Cafeteria brawl STILL ON OUR FIRST DAY

I love you people

I really, really do

>>43834176
Can we have a FD over whether to do that or not?

>>43834176
As ill advised as it is.

>>43834176
At this point Xanth might just join us because of how awesome we are...

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>>43834176

We're gonna be the best goddamn Jedi the Order will see until the Skywalkers putz around, Eails.

You don't be the best goddamn Jedi by being a sanctimonious piece of milquetoast.

Also I propose that pic related by Renari's sparring outfit from here on out.

>>43834176
I counted 11 votes for tell me about you, or some other form of talking to Rena, and only 8 votes for talk shit/flip off.

>>43834223
If we keep this up, We'll summon him.

>>43834231
Thank god shes older then that jailbait.

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Ugh fine, we'll do a Final Destination vote on this because you'll cowards dont even smoke crack

>Tell me about You, Rena

>Flip off some cunts, talk some shit, then Ask Rena to tell you about her

5 Minutes!

>>43834252
So far the only images we've seen have been of a schoolgirl, so yeah, we did the nasty with a schoolgirl.

>>43834176
This Eail >>43834232

>>43834268
>Tell me about You, Rena

>>43834268
>Tell me about You, Rena

>>43834268

Padawans and apprentices about to start a cafeteria brawl over a middle finger?

Geez, these Jedi Masters must suck at training their students.

>Tell me about You, Rena

>>43834268
Can't we just use the force to splash their drinks up and have them fling stuff off their utensils at each other while we listen to Rena talk about herself?

>>43834268
>Tell me about You, Rena.

>>43834268
>Flip off some cunts, talk some shit, then Ask Rena to tell you about her

Your a cunt Eail. I have to vote for the bad outcome.

>>43834273
Isn't our char younger then her? Or has my whiskey gotten to me.

>>43834176
>You're about to be kicked out of the academy on your first day
This quest is moving towards its end, people.

>>43834268
>>Flip off some cunts, talk some shit, then Ask Rena to tell you about her

FEAR LEADS TO THE DARK SIDE, FUCKERS

>>43834268
>>Flip off some cunts, talk some shit, then Ask Rena to tell you about her

Come on, don't be a pussy

>>43834274
I mean, the two aren't mutually exclusive and all, I typically include options that are picked a lot.

>>43834273
She's younger than Zev is

>>43834291
No, but you might!

>>43834298
Eh, I can give ya a DC for that

>>43834309
Not even close

>>43834268
>Flip off some cunts, talk some shit, then Ask Rena to tell you about her
FEAR LEADS TO THE DARK SIDE YOU CUNTS!

>>43834306
She's younger than us, but way more experienced in using the force and in being a jedi.

>>43834268
>Tell me about You, Rena

>>43834268
>Tell me about you.

>>43834268
>Tell me about You, Rena
Completely ignoring them is cooler

>>43834321
>Eh, I can give ya a DC for that
Let's do it.

>>43834321
>Not even close
>Quest confirmed to NOT follow canon
Shit quest confirmed.

>>43834359
Shit-anon confirmed.

>>43834268
FLIP THEM OFF, FLIP THEM OFF, FLIP THEM OFF

>>43834359
>Question confirmed to NOT follow canon
I'm sorry but do you KNOW where the fuck we are? Are you the guy from last thread who cried about how we should have less options because he didn't like one?

THE X BUTTON IS AT THE TOP OF YOUR SCRREN
>>43834334
fuck me in the arse then

Asking Rena about her, ignoring the cafeteria for the moment

WRITING

>>43834359
Jedis have massacred neutral villages and not been kicked out of the order.

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>>43834381
>>43834394
Don't be so salty because you chose to follow a shit quest.

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>>43834231

Fuckdammit, wrong file.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4wCoQgU1Jk

This was how I was going to do the talk shit flip off thing, by the way.

>>43834268
>Flip off some cunts, talk some shit, then Ask Rena to tell you about her

>>43834398
A. They had good reasons to.
B. Jedi Knight =/= Trainee
Stay butthurt.

>>43834403
>Salty for following a shit quest

Ya you just joined then, I've been here for the past 2-3 threads mate. I've been having a blast.

>>43834431
>Ya you just joined then
>Implying shitposting a shit quest equals following it like a blabbering fool
Shouldn't you be in school, kid?

>>43834456
Salty is too stupid for school, first of all.

And second of all, you need to not try to insult people so hard. It's not your forte.

Just Saiyan.

>>43834456
>Sitting here in the 'shit quest'
>Calling other people shit for enjoying it
>Calling them a kid for calling you out on it
Jesus chirst, Do you understand the logic in this because you joined OUR quest to talk shit. Not the other way around.

>>43834487
Fuck you mate, I passed with flying F's and they said I was a good boy.

I'm not drunk enough for you guys.

>>43834403
Why are you even here man, jeeze louise

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Using this opportunity to post more Renari reference material.

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>>43834499

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>>43834487
>Saiyan
You need school more than the name-faggot.

>>43834499
>Still screaming like a kid
Calm yourself, bro. No need to cry like a bitch.

>>43834518
>All these trip-faggots besides the QM
>Shit quest confirmed yet again

>>43834519
Best one so far, IMO*


*(in my opinion)

>>43834487
Salty is too salty to function in life, let alone school

>>43834535
Stop feeding the troll guys...

Hey eail how much longer is this going tonight?
I gotta sleep nigga.

>>43834534
Can't tell if that's a good thing or not.

>>43834535
Anon do you need a hug? You seem upset somebody called you out on the bullshit you hold.

>>43834546
Tamb not you fucking too mate.

>>43834549
We're just waiting for Eail to post. We'll ignore him once he does.

>>43834546
And suddenly I accidentally trip fag, gotta commit now

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>>43834519
bruh. looks awesome for Renari

>>43834588
Sudoku or seppuku? This is important faggot!

>>43834519
Bruh
======================

Ignoring the people around you, you try to keep Rena's attention on you, rather than allowing the stares to get to her either. "So, tell me about you, Rena? Hobbies, favorite type of weather, color? Anything, just tell me about you." You ask her, having finished off your plate of food, plus the generous additions that Rena gave to you.

"Me?" She asks, a light bit of color showing up on her face. The girl bites her lower lip and seems to think. "I enjoy reading, especially... don't laugh." She warns you, pointing a finger "Especially fantasy novels. Stories about real knights and ladies, not the kind of Knights around here." Waving to generalize the Academy and the Jedi within it.

"I really like the color purple... it's really soothing to look at. That's the sort of Crystal I want to have for my lightsaber, when I finally get a real one of my own. The Lightsaber is supposed to be an extension of you, customized to fully fit the kind of person you are, so I think a lot of people go with their favorite color, if they can find a crystal to fit that." She taps her chin a few times while thinking.

"As far as my favorite type of weather go... I like the cold, wearing fluffy clothing, getting to enjoy being warm, I think it's really nice. Plus having an excuse to drink hot chocolate!" She finishes with a great big smile.

Well, you learned a litle bit about Renari, that's good.

People are still talking around you.

That's bad.

>Use your hearing 'trick', figure out what they're saying.
>Tell Renari about yourself
>Start some shit in the Cafeteria
>"Tell me about your Dad."
>Write in

>>43834535
>doesn't like trip fags
A BOOGA BOOGA BOOGEDY

>>43834609
Sudoku, is that even a question?

>>43834611
>Use your hearing 'trick', figure out what they're saying.
>Tell Renari about yourself

>>43834611
Ask about the dad damnit

>>43834611
>Use your hearing 'trick' to figure out what they are saying
>Tell me about your dad

BAIT THEM INTO ATTACKING US

>>43834611
>Start some shit in the cafeteria.
>Use your hearing 'trick', to figure out what they're saying
>Start some shit if they're talking about you.

>>43834611

>Tell Renari about yourself

Some self-restraint wouldn't be out of the question on this one, guys. The shitbird Padawans can wait.

>>43834611
>"Tell me about your Dad."

>>43834611
>Use your hearing 'trick', figure out what they're saying.
>Tell Renari about yourself
Both at once, because we're good like that.

>>43834611
>Use your hearing 'trick', figure out what they're saying.

>>43834611
>Who's your daddy, and what does he do?
>use hearing powers.

If we let them pick a fight with us, it'll make us look like the good guy and score mad points with the right people.

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>>43834611
I found a picture of her dad unmasked

Tbh guys we are treading a fine line here, we get too impassioned that sets a precedent for going dark side

>>43834611
>>Use your hearing 'trick', figure out what they're saying.
>>Tell Renari about yourself

>>43834693
OR as I've been stating for awhile. We fuck off to the Mandalorians. Depending on if they changed that, They would LOVE an order of warriors.

>>43834611
>>Tell Renari about yourself

>>43834716
Bruhhh I'm running the dark side market here don't crowd me out

But so much yes, mandalorian force user

>>43834716
I don't get why everyone seems opposed to being a jedi. Is it just because of the waifus?

>>43834757
They're being dumb, just ignore it.

Writing!

>>43834757
The whole no lust thing is a dealbreaker for these horny namefags

>>43834757
Neither do i but most likely because of the waifu's.

>>43834611
>Tell Renari about yourself

Ugh, can we help make backstory? Or you gonna make it up Eail?

>>43834716
I don't like those people. I'm an anti-lorian.

>>43834750
>SAQ Joy filled sith
>JAQ Lust filled jedi
that's what we had said awhile ago, Ain't no plans for this char to do anything 'sithy' like murderhobo a town.

>>43834757
Not at all, Honestly I think most of us are from SAQ. I personally dislike the jedi/sith for being stuck up assholes before the empire's formation. I don't know what anon's reasons for the cluster fuck is.

>>43834783
It's not lust, it's passion making way for serenity.

>>43834795
>Lust filled jedi
There's so many more interesting things to do in a star wars quest than just ERP

>>43834815
>Lust must clearly mean erotic
>Could never be applied to anything else at all.
Never mind the statement like 2 threads ago about how it was a polar oppsite for the SAQ but k
>>43834794
That is your choice anon until we break down the door and tell you to join our army.

Figuring it might as well be fair to speak about yourself as well, you tell Renari quite a bit about growing up as a street rat on Nar Shadda. All of the various types of activities and mischief you got up to in your youth, the petty crimes, the not so petty crimes, drifting from one spot to another all over the planetary city. She seems quite interested in hearing your story, listening all the way through even as you're getting more towards the end, and the part where you were found by the Jedi.

It might be a little difficult to do, and you won't be able to hear everything perfectly if you're going to be talking as well, but you're actually fairly interested in what everyone around you is saying. So, with a little bit of concentration, you try to hone in one a specific table to get a feel for what's being said.

"Seduced by the Sith Witch..."

"He must've fallen already."

"When are the master's going to get rid of that schutta?"

"Maybe they're siblings, and that's why they're together?"

"Have you heard what they were caught doing by the lake... with younglings so close!"

You're quite the talk of the cafeteria it seems, and not a bit of it all that flattering thanks to the company that you're choosing to keep.

>Focus on Rena, ask about her dad.
>Stand up to the Cafeteria (How so?)
>Write in

>>43834911
>Focus on Rena, ask about her dad.
Patience, no sense getting off into a scrap over words.

>>43834911
>Focus on Rena, ask about her dad.

>>43834911
>>Stand up to the Cafeteria (How so?)
Shut the Force UP YA CUNTS! We are trying to have a conversation here.

>>43834911
>Stand up to the Cafeteria, Your all REAL jedi huh? Closed mined and unable to see that she is her own being. The sins of the father are not passed unto the sin Daughter

>>43834911
>Focus on Rena, ask about her dad.
>Use the Force to spill some drinks on the the apprentices who were talking shit about you.

>>43834911
>Stand up to the Cafeteria (How so?)
WHAT GOT YOU SO SCARED ABOUT US? FEAR LEADS TO THE DARK SIDE!

>>43834911
>>Focus on Rena, ask about her dad.

>>43834911
>Roll your eyes at the table. What a sorry lot. I'm sure the Masters will be interested to know how embarrassing some of the charges are acting.
>Ask Rena about her dad.

>>43834911
>>Focus on Rena, ask about her dad.
So I'm curious, if we grew up near the red-light district, was our mother a whore?

>>43834911
>>Write in
"Hey, can you guys shut up, I'm trying to have a conversation here, you're more obvious than a whore house on discount day, yeesh."

>>43834911
>Stand up to the Cafeteria (How so?)

You wanna talk shit? Say it to my face

>>43834963
This

>>43834911
>Focus on Rena

Talk for a while, ask if she has plans beyond the Academy, her dad, maybe pick her brain about Force and saber techniques since we're apparently 200% turbo ignoramus when it comes to that sort of thing.

I wouldn't go confronting everybody just yet. Just be unapologetically ourselves. No reason to pick fights just because people talk shit.

Eail I have to say this quest seems more like a parody of SAQ than a sister quest or companion quest of any kind. But once you get past all the anons shitflinging it's probably the best good old-fashioned FUN quest on teegee right now.

>>43834911
>>Focus on Rena, ask about her dad.

Those cowards don't even smoke Death-sticks

>>43834963
>>43834998
>>43834911
This, no need to get so angry, just a little upset. We can prove ourselves with time.

>>43835012

Jedi Class Clown Quest is best quest.

>>43835063
>dude always fucks about

>still does better than most of his peers

>and he's literally fucking about

Looks like we're focusing on Rena, but doing some JEDI shit to fuck with people.

I'll give you a DC of 6 to fuck with people.

3d10 please

AND

>Let them see you do it
>Hide that you're doing it

Rolled 6, 7, 3 = 16 (3d10)

>>43835108
>Hide it

THEY CAN'T KNOW IF WE FUCK UP

Rolled 3, 6, 10 = 19 (3d10)

>>43835108

>Hide that you're doing it

We're A+ at being loud and disruptive. Let's try our hand at subtlety.

Rolled 1, 8, 2 = 11 (3d10)

>>43835108

dice pls

Rolled 5, 1, 7 = 13 (3d10)

>>43835108

>Hide it

Rolled 6, 4, 5 = 15 (3d10)

>>43835108

Rolled 1, 3, 6 = 10 (3d10)

>>43835108
>Let them see you do it

>>43835134
>>43835137
>>43835140
The dice are not kind to Zev...

BUT YOU STILL MANAGED TO PULL IT OFF YAY

>>43835118

Oh holy shit.

>"Feel the wrath of Zev, you slandering bantha-herders!"
>Everyone's glasses shake lightly and then nothing else happens

>>43835108
>>Hide that you're doing it

Rolled 7, 3, 3 = 13 (3d10)

>>43835108
>>Hide that you're doing it

>>43835153
>They think we were kidding
>Suddenly Pocket sand from the glasses.

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>>43835214

>>43835214
>everyone laughs
>Zev laughs louder when they drink their new glass of synthesized bantha cum

>>43835256

>"Padawan, would you mind informing us how you managed to learn Force Alchemy in between our earlier discussion and lunchtime?"
>"I tripped over a Holocron."

>>43835282
>Not "The fuck is "alchemy"?"

For shame!

>>43835214
>suddenly everyone's pockets start trembling
>"Bankai!"
>sand shoots everywhere, forming a giant snake
>"Chikara no suna no hebi"

I only regret being this much of a faggot a little. If I had slept in the past 20+ hours, I'd probably regret it more, but until then I'm imagining terrible fun shoujo fights.

>>43835282
"Those holocrons were lost thousands of years ago!"
"And?"

>>43835282
Not to mention I'm pretty sure Alchemy is a uniquely dark side thing

>>43835305
Your doing gods work anon.

>>43835315
it strictly is but dark side abilities in lore have been used for good and vice verse. Only Sage 20 fucks that rule up or video games.

>>43835311
>And
>POCKET SAND
>Runs

>>43835315
It's all in applications. I'm betting that something like it existed at least once for Jedi.

>>43835327
Still entertains me that force healing is also a dark side spell

Makes me happy with the mechanics of the force

While part of you wants to stand up and get some attention from the punks that are talking smack about you and Renari, the more intelligent part of your brain realizes this might actually be a pretty bad idea, at least for now. There are a few actual Jedi in the room after all, starting something where they can obviously see you were the one that did it would be rather bad after all. It's not like you don't have a nifty little mind trick that can help you out with this one!

With your hands still crossed, a little wave is enough to send the glasses of everyone at that particular table falling over, letting juice, water, and various other types of liquids flow across the surface, soaking the food that was still present. Surprised cries, and some of anger can be easily heard, but you don't look over to see them, wouldn't want to give yourself away after all. Renari looks rather confused though, glancing from the table, back to you several times.

You only continue to innocently smile at the girl.

She grins right back.

"So, your dad was a pretty big guy after all, Darth... Sidor, right? What kind of man was he?" Considering he was a Sith, if what the Masters said was true, you've got an idea, but then again Renari doesn't exactly fit that mold either.

>CONT

>>43835315

Honest question. Besides being nice (?) to the daughter of a Sith Lord have we done one thing since coming to the Academy that would be considered leaning towards the Light?

I mean, it's fun fucking with the Masters and I have no intention of stopping but their concerns seem remarkably valid.

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>>43835363
"Father was... very kind, not just to me, to the crew of his ship, and the servants as well." She starts, a sad little smile replaing the grin from earlier. "He was very generous too, always looking after his subordinates, a few even told me he paid better than the rest of the Empire." A small giggle escapes at that. "He always seemed kind of sad though. Ever since Mother died when I was very young, she was a Sith too, her apprentice betrayed her... Father went against tradition and killed him anyways in revenge. I think he was hurting for a long time after that... he didn't deserve to be murdered..."

It looks like she might be about to tear up a little bit... you should probably do something.

>"He sounds like he was a great man"
>"I'm sorry for your loss"
>Hold her hand
>Pat her on the head
>Kiss her
>Write in

>>43835118
>>43835123
>>43835134
Okay, I don't get how the dice system words, how did we pass?

>>43835373
Oh yeah like I said earlier we're on a one way path with shitty skin conditions at this rate

>>43835383
>>"I'm sorry for your loss

>>43835383
DONT COMPLIMENT THE SITH LORD I REPEAT DONT COMPLIMENT THE SITH LORD

>>43835383
>>"I'm sorry for your loss"

>>43835383
>Cross over to her side of the table and hug her.

>>43835383
>"I'm sorry for your loss"
>Hold her hand

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>>43835383
>"I'm sorry for your loss"

>mfw it takes the darkest Jedi in recent history to bring the daughter of an esteemed Sith lord to the path of the Light through kindness and lewds

>>43835383
>>"I'm sorry for your loss"
>>Hold her hand

>>43835383
>He sounds like he was a great man
>Pat her on the head

>>43835411
I DO WHAT I WANT. he sounds like a good guy though

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>>43835363
>your father was a pretty big guy

>>43835430
JESUS FUCK ANON!! Blue Board!

>>43835383
>"He sounds like he was a good man"

>>43835383
>"I'm sorry for your loss"

>>43835423
This. No words, no empty platitudes. Give her a shoulder to cry on.

God knows she needs one.

>>43835383
>I'm sorry for your loss
>He sounds like a great man

>>43835440
My sides

Oh god my sides

>>43835383
>>43835423
Seconding this.

>>43835423
I vote for the hug. And fuck anyone who looks at you disapprovingly for it.

>>43835383
Hold up, what's Xanth's dad doing in her story about her father?

>>43835423
this, give her a little bit of an outlet

>>43835490
I just grabbed a generic Sith image

Or did I?

>>43835483
>Jedi must hold no personal connection
>no personal connection
> dont fuck a girl and then listen to her daddy issues
>such is the way of the jedi

>>43835490

Xanth's dad is still alive I thought.

>>43835383
>>43835423
A hug seems like what she needs right now.

>>43835506
I hope your not doing what I think your doing

I swear to god mate

>>43835509

>"Master, if I have non-emotional relations with a woman, shouldn't I be kind and listen to her issues?"
>"No, young Padawan, for that is the way of the Dark Side. Crush that puss then get gone, you must.

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>>43835383
>>"I'm sorry for your loss"

Then don't hold her hand, just place your hand over hers. And maybe add a smile.

>>43835537
This

>>43835515
Plot twist, her dad is alive and she doesn't know it, asshole!

WOOO!!

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>>43835506

Oh no you did not just imply what I'm thinking you're implying

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>>43835526
>>43835558

What do you think I'm doing Salt-kun, anon-kun

>>43835383
>>43835423
Give that bitch a hug. Bitches love hugs.

>>43835566
How is this even supposed to work at this rate?

We can only have one Tripfag Gm...right?

>>43835566
>tfw Eail takes the joke too far

Or

>tfw you call out the SHAMILAYNANDANGALANGian plot twist

?

>>43835509
>a Jedi must have no compassion, no connection
>fuck girls then never talk to them again

>>43835566
you cheeky fuck

>>43835526
>>43835558
>>43835566
>>43835591
>>43835603
I have no idea what is happening. Someone explain

>>43835613
"Such is the way of the jedi" -Mace-din'du

>>43835603

Common sense flew out the window somewhere during chapter two. Probably best not to take anything off the table just because it "doesn't make sense" or "is equal parts insane, impossible, and ignorant".

>>43835613
Why does that sound like a fucking Jedi health class?

>>43835623
Your gonna wanna spank at this rate and not because of that one anon shouting SHIT QUEST!

but for once I hope I'm not wrong and it does the do

>>43835639
Wanna try to say that again in English?

>>43835649
Oi wot kinna shit you chattin? I'll fuck'n glass ya, ya cheeky cunt, swear on Salty's mum I will

>>43835623
No but seriously, someone explain, I don't get it

>>43835649
Salt only speaks in Jigga-boo

>>43835552
I... can actually think of a valid plot for that. Given the fact that he killed her mom's apprentice in violation of tradition, other Sith may be angry enough to send some parties to kill him and her. By contacting the Jedi and giving her to them and faking his death through their help, he could lead to personal redemption. It's possible that he had been a Jedi before.

>>43835686
I believe they are implying that she is Xanth's daughteru

>>43835684
Can we have this as a dialogue option next time Zev gets drunk?

>>43835623
People are concerned that Eail is going to make Renari related to Xanth (the main character in SAQ) through his father.

>>43835704
He's gone over to the Chav side

>>43835649
I was gonna answer you but then after my refresh hit. SOME SCOTTISMEN >>43835684
got involed and now I gotta kill his sheep.

>>43835694
Eail fucking understands me and so did half of them I think.

>>43835704
I don't think I could be in these quests anymore if that happened anon. I'd be too dead every time I thought of it.

>>43835704

Zev's abilities thus far:

>Single-saber combat
>Force speed
>Pocket sand
>Puss crushing
>Can break the fourth wall when drunk and turn into a meme machine

Anything else?

>>43835746
>Scottish
Fuck you too mate, some scottsman fuck yer mom right proper?

>>43835748
That's a well rounded suite of powers.

>>43835788
>>43835746
here's some music to listen while you to go at it in your fisticuff fight.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_WYeolsRrvk

>>43835748
We need to learn Force Sand.

>>43835748
Master aho

>>43835788
No you fucking shite, I'm a real fucking Irishmen. Not your bullshit of an English slave Scottismen or Northern folk.

>>43835816
If I wasn't drunk anon.

...Man if there's one thing you really hate, it's seeing pretty girls looking like they're about to cry. Something about that sorta thing just rubs you the wrong way, pretty girls aren't supposed to cry, especially not when you can do something about it. Getting up from your seat at the table, Renari looks at you, confused, even as tears well up in the corners of her eyes. She thinks you're leaving her, as so many others have, and she looks hurt.

That is until, you wheel aroud the side of the table and come over to sit next to her on the bench. Wrapping your arm around the girl's middle, you pull her close to you, giving her a half hug. It's not all that much, but without a doubt it's more affection than she's gotten in years, if you're correctly picking up on the way she's speaking about her father. "Hey now, no need to cry yeah?" You softly say, wiping away one of the tears at the corner of her eye. "I don't like seeing cute girls cry." Putting on a grin as you look down at her.

Renari weakly smiles up at you when you say that, putting her arm around you and giving you her own hug back, it seems she rather appreciates the way that you're looking out for her.

Once again it appears that the cafeteria has all eyes on you. Such an open bit of affection, such closeness, out in public? Sure it's not having sex on the table, though the thought does cross your mind for a nano-second, but hey it's not like you're DOING that right now, no reason they need to be such prudes about it.

>Flip 'em the bird
>"Let's get outta here yeah?"
>Go get Renari some dessert
>Write in

>>43835748
>force disrobe

>>43835833
>Flip 'em the bird
>"Let's get outta here yeah?"

>>43835833
>Go get Renari some dessert

>>43835829
>I'm a real fucking Irishmen

At least now we don't have to ask why you type like you have hooves instead of fingers.

>>43835833
>>"Let's get outta here yeah?"
Go find a nice place to talk and be alone.