Standing atop the great staircase in the middle of the Academy, Renari is standing at your side as the two of you look up at the incredibly large door in front of you. It seems as though it was carved out of a special sort of stone and would be incredibly heavy to even attempt to move... though considering the Jedi are the Jedi, that could be intentional. No better way to discourage someone from intruding than to make it so they literally can't unless they have the power to move this sort of thing out of the way.

"So... I'm gonna guess we just knock and hope they answer?"

You ask your smaller companion as you stand there with your hands in your pockets.

"Yup."

Renari simply answers, the girl's hair still appearing to be quite a mess after your earlier activities. There's a distinct feeling in your gut that this could be quite the important meeting, if the Jedi Council is actually as important as it sounds... well, it's highly unlikely many apprrentices on their first day would be brought before them, right?

>Ask Renari a question
>Blow off the meeting
>Knock
>Try to open the door yourself with the force
>Write in

>>43825970
>Try to open the door yourself with the force

>>43825970
>We could just leave. I mean, what is all this training other than the philosophies? Could make our own lightsabers, or buy them on the black market...I'm not half bad with a blaster, either. Could just leave. We haven't made any oaths or promises.

>>43825970
>https://youtu.be/CoFX4lQPlDk

>>43825958
Wow Eail you were already? Are the sessions on wenesday now? Not complaining just asking. Rance Jojo is best jedi.

>>43826057
I'm off work today, and figured I owed you guys another thread after the way the last one went

>>43826049
Fuck off to Bounty Hunter/Smuggler quest, we're going to be the best/worst Jedi Apprentice we can be so long as we're a Jedi Apprentice.

>>43826071
Hey Eail, what do you think of kobold girls?

>>43826099
Can be cute depending on the art style, or horrifying.

>>43825970
>>Write in
Arrange Renari hair a bit, comb her hair with our hands then procede o Knock on the door.

>>43825970
>Knock

It's a door.

>>43825970
>We could just leave. I mean, what is all this training other than the philosophies? Could make our own lightsabers, or buy them on the black market...I'm not half bad with a blaster, either. Could just leave. We haven't made any oaths or promises.

>>43826071
>>43826114

I'M HERE AGAIN TO WRECK SHIT AND PILLAGE EAIL.

>>43826134
Are we gonna waifu her, or just keep her around for some easy poon?

We are Rance after all

>>43826075
Nah let's give this a try the worst they can do is expell us. If they do it we go back to Nar shadda turn into a smuggler and then once we have a ship we come back to rescue Renari

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>>43826169
What's good nigga

>>43825970
>Knock

>>43826201
Finished cooking my home-made apple pies, SO I CAME TO SHIT UP THE THREAD.

How you though?

>>43826170
Dunno i kinda like her she is a exhibitionist and i'm a sadist in real life soo. But i don't want to turn this quest into another waifu quest.

>>43826170
Obviously we're just here for the poon. Once we meet a decent waifu were gonna lose the baggage

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>>43826228
Ate some chicken sandwiches and waffle fries from Chik-Fil-A and ready to be BEST Jedi

Have a lightsaber idea

>>43826251
Once we meet a decent waifu we're going to fuck her and leave then come back to pass our legacy to the kids

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>>43826278
Also, writing the post now

>>43826278
That have our reserve grip? Because I dig the blueish/purpleish hue of the blade itself.

I DO NOT SEE GLORYIST BESKAR IRON FORGED INTO THAT

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>>43826251
And just like that, we added another girl for Xanth harem and our first nemesis..

>>43826278

We should mod a lightsaber so that can shoot blasts from where the blade comes out.

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>>43826316
You mean like this thing?

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>>43826278

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>>43826339
If you wanna see some REAL EDGE

>>43826316
Go back to your room Ezra. Real man use a blaster in one hand and a lightsaber in the other.

>>43826357
I love the color of that, But If you show me the 'darksaber' again Eail. I will spank you here and in SAQ that shit is not cannon and makes me hate the new series even more.

>>43826335
Kinda. Though it might be good to keep a blaster on us anyhow, since it might be hard to install a scope or other aiming equipment on a lightsaber and keep it compact.

Though with extensive mastery of the force, such things might not even be necessary.

>>43826357

Smells like Deviantart-tier fanfiction.

>>43826404
>>43826395
I was gonna say something but i better stay quiet don't want to derail or cause a scene in Eail's quest.

>>43826487
Do it fgt

>>43826491
The Clone War series is canon. So the everything in it is canon, Darth Maul resurging, the lightsaber. Everything showed in the series is considered canon by Disney now.

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Can our master be

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"Before we do that..." You mutter as you turn to face the girl. While you're not ashamed of what you did, it probably won't help the Council in their judgement of you if Renari is coming into the meeting with bed hair. A bit of adjustment courtesy of your hands and things are looking mostly good as new, though her hair thankfully is easy to manipulate and stays that way, unlike the rather... unique way your own hair works.

A lightsaber could probably be taken to your hair and it'd still come out looking the same as it always does... not that you're exactly eager to test out that little theory of course.

Renari gives you a little nod after you finish fixing up her hair, lookingly only slightly flustered that it was like that in the first place. "Well, time to face down the Rancors. Can't say I ever thought I'd be called in for this though." The girl says.

"Eh, Rancors are easy, just shoot the guy next to ya in the leg and leave him behind as a distraction... turns out they really like Duros." You mention while walking up to the door and giving it a few hard raps. Renari giggled at your comment, so at least she's going into this with a good head about it all, no sense in facing your doom with some gloom laying over head right?

>CONT

>>43826629

After your knock, the stone doors are pulled inwards, a light scraping noise heard as they are moved, allowing your first view of the council chambers.

There's really not all that much to it, surprisingly. A few statues around the circular walls of what look to be long dead Jedi holding their lightsabers, most of them appearing to be human. In the middle of the circular room lays a rather large table, quite a few stone chairs surrounding it, though only three are actually occupied at the moment. The Grand Master, Satele Shan is here, along with another human, a male, along with a female Togruta.

"Enter, Apprentice Zev, Apprentice Renari." The Grand Master's voice tells you... and since you're already here and all, not like you're going to disobey that.

>You're going to enter and...

>Bow
>Kneel
>Stand there
>Take a seat
>"What's up?"
>Write in

>>43826640
>Stand there.
>Brace for impact.

>>43826640
>"What's up?"

>>43826640
>Bow
As SHORT a bow as possible. As in something that may be mistaken for a nod. She's the Grand Master after all, so she's presumably earned the bare minimum of respect.

>>43826640
>Stand there
>What's up

>>43826561
You shut your slut of a mouth Anon. I'm salty over that. the ONLY good animed series was that 15 minute shit.

>>43826640
Bow

>>43826640
>>Write in
Enter and greet then, but no bow or Kneel. I believe Zev is a apprentice and still doesn't know about all that bow or kneel thing the sith and jedi do.

>"Oh hey grand master and other dudes, 'Sup?"

Zev I love you, you absolute MAD MAN

WRITING

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>>43826674
I'm sorry. Eail made me do it...he called me a fdt.

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1st for Lightsaber javalin

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With an invitation like that what sort of fellow would possibly refuse. Stepping into the room with Renari at your side, while you're looking around and taking in just how surprisingly big this one meeting room is, the redhead actually gives a proper greeting to the Jedi... sort of surprising considering her dislike of them, but you don't know the full story just yet of what's happened to her.

"Master Shan, Master Coreev, Master Tikran." She says, giving a small nod to each of the three, going from the Grand Master, to the man, to the Togruta woman. They each return her nod with one of their own, remaining professional... so you decide to stomp all over that as is your usual fashion.

Taking your hand out of your pocket, you give a small wave to the Jedi "What's up? Heard you guys wanted to talk to us." You casually greet the three as though you were talking to some old friends rather than people that are actually very likely some of the strongest in the galaxy. The grin you're wearing looking as absolutely innocent as can be in a situation like this.

The Grand Master simply sighs and places a hand to her forehead, The male narrows his eyes at you, seemingly offended, Renari stiffles a laugh, almost snorting, while the Togruta woman merely smiles back at you, looking slightly amused. Two bad reactions, two good ones, you're on for a great record with the Jedi so far.

Once she's caught herself, the Grand Master looks at you again. "Zev, Renari, I'll go ahead and assume that the two of you know why you've been called before us?"

>"Cause we were doing the nasty?"
>"Cause we're pretty wizard?"
>"Not a clue!"
>Silence
>Write in

>>43827005
>We were making more jedi for the jedi cause?
>Is this an issue?

>>43827005
>In our defense, it's not like we were intentionally on the path those kids were taking. They just kinda...showed up with the old guy.

also this>>43827027

>>43827005
>"Cause we were doing the nasty? It was pretty wizard"

>>43827005
>"Cause we're pretty wizard?"

>>43827005
>>Write in
Was it because we trained without your permission? Since you had said i would need more trainning before confronting Renari?

tl;dr
Avoid the big elephant in the room.

>>43827005
these

>>43827027
>>43827031

>>43827005
>"Not a clue!"

>>43827005
>Write in
"I've only done two things worth noting since I got here. I'd assume it's the one you haven't already scolded me for?"

>>43827077
oooh
This

>>43827005
>"Cause we're pretty wizard?"

>>43827005
This
>>43827063
Then this
>>43827027

>>43827142
God damn it, I went to change my vote so I add in the pretty wizard part and name is off.

How do I get a trip?

>>43827160
tripfags can leave, reeeeeee

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>>43827027
Greatest Jedi Ever

>>43827160
Gotta get a 4chan gold pass bruh.

>>43827229
I hear that's the Platinum pass now.

>>43827229
thanks Anon Now if only gook didn't sell our credit data, I mean wut? That's passed? kek

>>43827225
Its fucking true though, We don't know how much Hand-holding and finger lockingwe did with her. So...you know. Unless fuck me for missing a detail smut story.

>>43827225
>He think about the future of the Order
Truly the best.

You know the answer, Renari knows the answer, and the Jedi know the answer, but where would the fun be in simply playing along and apologizing, nowhere, that's where. Thus you do what you do best, and make the situation completely awkward for everyone else in the room. "Oh, you know, we were making more Jedi for the Jedi cause, thinking about the future of the Order and all of that. It's not really that much of a great thing, there's really no need to reward us for our great deeds and all."

The blank stares you're getting back show that they're rather unamused, at least from the Grand Master and Master Coreev, Master Tikran is still just grinning at you... you're actually not sure which is worse at this point really.

"In our defense, it's not like we were intentionally on the path those kids were taking. They just kinda...showed up with the old guy." You weakly offer as another excuse, giving a small shrug, before lightly elbowing Renari to get her to step in on this as well.

"Err... yes, that's entirely right. It wasn't our intention to have anyone see that, least of all the Younglings. Though, that's not to say it was entirely the reason we were out there..." THe girl trails off, a touch of color coming back to her cheeks as she thinks about your actions.

"We were having a spar, I won, one thing lead to another." You chime in.

Silence follows for several seconds before Master Coreev speaks up "You? You defeated Renari in a duel? How, there's no way a fresh recruit could defeat her so easily!"

>"She's an exhibitionist"
>"I'm a clever fighter"
>"Maybe I'm better than you think."
>Smile Xanth is that you?
>Write in

>>43827431
>"Maybe I'm better than you think."

>>43827431
>Write in
"I used my head."

>>43827431

>"Maybe I'm better than you think."

>>43827431

>Smile Xanth is that you? YOU PUT IT THERE
>She's an exhibitionist and a hard fought
>But I'm a clever fighter
>You jedi fight way to conversantly she would've died in a real fight.

>>43827431
>"I thought with my head is all"

>>43827468
This

If we smile, we go with cheeky Rance grin

>>43827431
>Are we going to stand here and go through the list of things I've done since I arrived that I shouldn't have been able to? Because...well, it might kill five minutes. I've only been here a day or so.

>>43827431
>"I'm a clever fighter"
>"Maybe I'm better than you think."

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>>43827505
I have many Rance grins

>>43827431
>I yanked her pants down with the force and bonked her on the head while she was calling me a pervert.

>>43827518
I know you do Eail
I know you do

>>43827505
Ideally no grin. Just let them put the pieces together and call them out when they assume it means penis.

>>43827431
I'm not that skilled, it's just that things like skill levels are meaningless to a guy like me.

>>43827431
>"I'm a clever fighter"

Calling the vote

>>43827431
>>"I'm a clever fighter"
>>"Maybe I'm better than you think."

>>43827618
This one... I don't even fucking know who won and it salts me that we might not grin during our talking.

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There's a rather large grin plastered on your face after hearing the man's reaction to what you did. Of course he doesn't know the actual way things transpired during the 'spar' and how little actual fighting was involved in it, but still, you're impressing Jedi on your first day here. Pretty amazing consdering all you've actually done was beat up a teenager then do the nasty with a redheaded Sith girl at the lake. Decent chance you're on your way to becoming the greatest Jedi of all time at this rate with the way you're making people notice you!

"I'm a pretty clever fighter, I used my head to beat her." Giving the girl a few playful little pokes with your elbow when you said that. "Maybe I'm just better than you think I am, Maseters? One of those... oh what's the word when you're just absolutely amazing right off the bat." Still grinning like a mad man as you tap your cheek a few times.

"Prodigy?" Renari offers from at your side, giving you a stronger elbow back. "You did have me down on the ground pretty quick.... not many others could accomplish that."

She's starting to play along, this is just absolutely wonderful!

"It's not often we have a prodigy in our ranks Zev. If you truly are one, I'd like to test that for myself, if you wouldn't mind?" Master Tikran says, still wearing that warm smile as she rises from her seat at the table. "You've beaten two apprentices so far today, that's impressive, let's have a session ourselves." Letting the brown robe she was wearing lay across the chair, the Togruta moves off to the side of the room.

"Renari, if you would allow me to borrow your training lightsaber?" The woman requests, holding her hand out. Looking up at you nervously, the redhead unhooks the weapon from her belt, and it flies over to the Master's hand.

"Shall we Zev?"

>"We both know I can't beat you"
>"If you insist..."
>"Are you going to hold back?"
>Write in

>>43827769
Let's go, old lady

>>43827769
NO PAIN NO GAIN

>>43827769
>"We both know I can't beat you"
But...
>"If you insist..."

What's the plan guys? Pocket sand?

>>43827769
>"We both know I can't beat you"
>"If you insist..."

>>43827769
OH NO, WE'VE FUCKED UP. SOMEBODY CALL XANTH.

>If you insist.
>Pocket fucking Sand or rip down her pants as well.

We're not 'jedi' yet, So we should cheat as fucking much as possible to win.

>>43827826
Or sacrificing a virgin to the dice gods, whatever you prefer.

>>43827769

>>43827826
Pocket sand followed by a rock to the face. It won us an admirer in fortune-hunter quest.

>>43827826
Pocket sand.

>>43827826
>>43827848
We have three force points.

We can DO THIS guys, let's BTFO a master on our first day.

Show the Jedi the power of Pocket Sand

>>43827769
>>"If you insist..."

Ugh fucked my vote>>43827853

>>43827769
>"We both know I can't beat you"
>"If you insist..."

>>43827860
The will learn to fear the might of the sand warriors.

>>43827769
>"We both know I can't beat you"
"But I like the way you think, so I'll see what I can manage."

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>Attacking a Jedi Master with the power of POCKET SAND

Have I mentioned how much I love you guys lately?

Roll me 3d10 ya cunts

Best of Four still

Rolled 7, 6, 9 = 22 (3d10)

>>43827919
SATAN TAKE THE WHEEL

>>43827919
DC of 8, Forgot to mention that, WHOOPS

Rolled 7, 5, 8 = 20 (3d10)

>>43827919

Rolled 7, 10, 2 = 19 (3d10)

>>43827919
rolling

Rolled 7, 6, 2 = 15 (3d10)

>>43827919
Sha sha shaaaa

Rolled 10, 5, 10 = 25 (3d10)

>>43827919
JESUS TAKE THE SAND

>>43827978
WHY DIDNT YOU ROLL EARLIER GODDAMIT

Rolled 9, 4, 3 = 16 (3d10)

>>43827919

>>43827978
AHAHAHAHAHAAAAASHIT

>>43827987
THE STREET SIGNS ANON. THE FUCKING STREET SIGNS.

SOMEBODY DELETE THERE THING, WE NEED THIS.

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>>43827978
Well it's unfortunate that's late, BUT, you do have Three Force Points.

Currently you fail the DC, but if you would like to spend a force point, you can succeed.

>Would you like to spend a force point
>Y
>N

5 Minute voting period

>>43827978
We're using a force point.

>>43827769
>>"If you insist..."

>>43828002
SOMEONE THROW POCKET SAND TO THE QM SO HE CANT SEE

>>43828004
>Y

>>43828004
If we can get >>43827978,
>Y

>>43828011
Just for the fucking lols voting yes.

>>43828004
That's not fair at all, I had to deal with it asking me what a 'street sign is' Do you know what the fuck bullshit that is? ALSO POCKET SAND

Worse case then yes, Use a Force point for this.

Lives up to my namefag well ;;

>>43828004
>Y

>>43828004
>Y

>>43828004
Yes

>>43828004
>N

Better to see how he stands on his own than without the Force doing stuff for shits and giggles.

>>43828004
Only if we use pocket sand

>>43828047
Come one anon, how can you deny us the pleasure of pocket sand working in our favor.

>>43828033
You should get the pass thing. It's worth every penny for no captcha for a whole year

>>43828004
>N

Not gonna use it for pocket sand i want to use the force point with a clean strike.

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>>43828050
Oh hell yeah you're Pocket Sanding the FUCK out of this bitch

>>43828071
If I didn't have bills or paranoy that it'd be stolen, I'd fucking use my credit card more often.

>>43828077
>implying the pocket sand isn't going to defeat her with my amazing roll.

>>43828078
We better fucking drown the room in pocket sand for this Eail, Espply considering I had to waste a dubs 10.

>>43828078
It better be badass as shit for using a point though

So Zev is pretty much gonna end up with a dickish version of Juyo, right? Saber throws, force pushes, that one style where you switch the lightsaber on and off light a lightsaber rave to fuck with your opponent, etc?

That last bit I totally want to do in this fight, by the way. It's so delicious.

>>43828167
>Turns saber on and off at extreme speeds
>Enemy has a fucking seizure and dies.
>This was only training ;-;

>>43828199
Well, it's supposed to be used when you've got blades locked against each other, putting your opponent off-balance. Then you turn it on again and smack their hands off with it while they're overextended.

It's the only canon lightsaber style that truly takes advantage of what a lightsaber IS, and it's delightfully dickish at that.

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Welp

One of these days you're going to learn what sort of trouble your big mouth gets you into, otherwise you're going to end up fighting Jedi Masters on a regular basis, and that just won't do. Sighing, you dig into your pocket and bring out the training lightsaber that you've been using quite a bit today. Flipping it around in your hands a few times, you follow it's path in the air as you walk towards the Master.

"We both know I can't beat you... But if you insist, let's do this." You say with a grin, finally snatching the lightsaber out of the air and igniting it, pointing the blade right at Master Tikran. The woman has ignited her lightsaber as well, holding it low to the ground. "Simply do your best Zev, that's all I can ask of you." She says, that soft smile still present.

Your best eh? Well... if she's really wanting your best that badly, no reason to hold back is there? Grinning like you're having a wonderful time, you keep pointing your weapon at the woman while your hand rests in your pocket, as though you're barely taking the woman seriously despite her position as a Jedi Master.

"Never lost a fight before, don't intend on starting now Master Tikran, lemme show you why that is."

The woman looks rather interested, but isn't moving from her spot, even as you approach her.

Just as you're bringing your hand up out of your pocket, a look of realization appears on her face "Pocket Sand!" You yell, flinging a fistful of the coarse micro-rocks towards the woman, quite a bit of it getting in her eyes, forcing her to take a step back as she starts trying to rub it out, this is your chance!

>ZEV RUSH!
>Try to throw something at her
>Wait
>Taunt
>Write in

>>43828261
>ZEV RUSH!

>>43828261
>Try to throw something at her
SABER THROW

>>43828261
>Zev Rush

Eail, I'm pissed. What the fuck type of small scale is that for both a force point and all dem lovely 10's?

How do we get more force points btw?

>>43828261
>ZEV RUSH!
>Try to throw something at her

Throw a vase or something at Tikran, then while she's dealing with that and her eyes, rush her down!

>>43828261
>Write in
Force push her. Keep distance. CQC bad

>>43828261
>Try to throw something at her
Turn the saber off then throw it at her face. It'll throw her off when she hears the saber turning off

>>43828261
>ZEV RUSH!
Let's do this.

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"Hey Eail, aren't you setting up for another Bruce if you let us get away with stuff too easily?"

Not really in this case. I'm actually rather hoping Zev does well, he'll need to match up to Xanth at some point after all, and that boy is crazy.

Literally at times with Force Rage

>>43828301
I'll allow something like this too

>>43828261
>Try to throw something at her

Whatever we do DONT GET CLOSE TO HER SHE'S DANGEROUS

so we're not wasting more force points after this right? We might need them for something later

>>43828299
I have those pastebin rules up there for a reason!

http://pastebin.com/7h9YUUPM

>>43828384
Always use the force.

>>43828301
Let's try this, I guess.

>>43828261
>>Write in
Try to attack the saber and disarm her.

>>43828384
After this weak ass pocket sand attack? Fuck no never again.

was hoping a fucking Tuskian raider would pop out of our pocket for shits and giggles with all of the desert

>>43828408
So then we'd have 3 more force points because of the above rolls right? All dem juicy 10's? :DDD
Fuck the rules, I'm a sith deep down.

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>>43828467
Nope, you currently have 2. Using a Force Point can't generate a force point.

You can earn force points in this thread though

ITS PRETTY MUCH A TIE IF I INCLUDE THIS'

>>43828465
AS A RUSH ATTACK LIKE IT SEEMS TO BE REALLY

THUS

TIE BREAKER

>Rush
>Throw Something
>Rush AND Throw Something

5 minutes

>>43828514
>Rush AND Throw Something

>>43828514
>Rush AND Throw Something

>>43828514
>Rush and throw

>>43828514
>Rush AND Throw Something

>>43828514
Don't tell me what I can and can't do! I rolled them 2 10's!

Atleast he got into the fucking robot this time

>Rush AND throw something... Maybe MORE POCKET SAND?

Rush and throw wins it

Roll me 3d10 please

DC of 7 this time

She's holding back a lot

>>43828467
>>43828299

>namefag
>Buttmad that force points aren't lolrandumb-autowin
>"I'm so funny QM, give me us free stuff xD"

You are the cancer that made Brine take a 6 month hiatus. Kindly GTFO and don't fuck this too please.

Rolled 4, 6, 7 = 17 (3d10)

>>43828578
Oh bubby

Rolled 9, 3, 6 = 18 (3d10)

>>43828578
ALLAH BLESS MY DICE

Rolled 10, 1, 3 = 14 (3d10)

>>43828578

Rolled 3, 5, 8 = 16 (3d10)

>>43828578

Rolled 6, 6, 7 = 19 (3d10)

>>43828578
GUIDE MY COCK SATAN

Rolled 9, 6, 9 = 24 (3d10)

>>43828578

>>43828591
allah finds you wanting

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...Burn a force point to succeed?

>Y
>N

>>43828601
Bawahahahh, almost blessed by satan there

>>43828602
Where were you when we need you mate?

>>43828609
Need to pray more,i guess

>>43828631
>N

>>43828631
Y
we're screwed if she recovers from that pocket sand

>>43828631
>N
Let's just take the loss.

>>43828631
Y

weak

>>43828631
>Y

>>43828578
I missed this so badly.

>>43828581
Anon please, Eail knows I'm dicking with him and ain't gonna keep it going.

>>43828631
>N

I REALLY fucking want to just to spite anon. But I like this thread to much to be a faggot

>>43828631
>N

>>43828631
>Y

>>43828631
you should just do as brine did and let us have one a thread until we graduate or leave

>>43828631
Y

>>43828678
I give you one at the start of each thread

NO MORE VOTES

COUNTING AND WRITING

>>43828631
>N

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>FOREC POINT BURNED: 1 REMAINING

"Gah!" Tikran gasps as she feels the burning in her eyes from the sand that you've thrown, the Master caught onto your plan, but too late to actually do anything about it, as her current state is so easily showing. You've got her in a good spot to do some damage, now you just have to give it your all and go for it! The new amount of distance between the two of you means you're going to have to close in on her once more, and you know just the way to do that without exposing yourself to her blade longer than you have to.

Spotting a vase sitting atop a nearby pedestal, you reach out with the Force, and although it's a little bit of a struggle to do it as you're running towards the woman, you manage to hurl it across the room right towards the Togruta who is still wiping at her eyes. The woman tenses up though once the vase is in the air, bringing her saber up just in time to shatter it, but that little bit of time is all you need. A battle cry roar resounding through the room as you attack with your lightsaber!

It barely manages to clip the woman on her shoulder, she lets out a hiss of pain from the impact. These things aren't full power, but it still hurts like a Mynock's bite when youget hit by one. Tikran isn't going to let you get another free attack though, keeping her eyes closed, as you come around for another swing she manages to block your attack with her blade. "Good Zev, good. You're thinking on your feet and using your surroundings to your advantage." The woman praises you, expertly parrying every attack you toss her way.

She's ramped things up a bit...

>Keep attacking, you can break through her defenses!
>Force Push
>Try to throw something else.
>Give up
>Gain some distance from her
>Write in

>>43828907
>>Keep attacking, you can break through her defenses!

>>43828907
>Keep attacking, you can break through her defenses!
>Do that thing where we deactivate and reactivate the blade to throw off the opponent

>>43828907
Lock blades with her and and try to blow her away with the strongest possible force push while she's distracted

>>43828907
>Try to use the force to generate a flash of light, instead of kinetic force.

>>43828907
Fuck it, I'm just along for the ride now.

Voting this>>43828942

>>43828907
>Write in
Keep calm. Find peace in chaos. look for more opportunities

>>43828942
Seconding.

>>43828942
I'll back this.

>>43828907
>Force Pull a lightsaber from another Master

We Dual Wield now bitches

>>43828907
>>43828942
+1

>>43828942
Holy shit yea mess with the settings and randomly lengthen and shorten our blade

>>43828907
Gotta go with >>43828942

>>43828907
>Take a hit to get close and grab a feel to fluster her!

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>>43828942
So remember when I said you could get Force Points for clever ideas in my pastebin?

Congrats, you earned one with this.

It caught even me off guard.

Just gotta figure out a proper DC...

>FORCE POINTS : 2

>>43828907
pull robes up over face, blind + expose, double victory

>>43829122
All right

3d10

DC 7 simply because she's amping things up now

BEST OF FOUR

Rolled 4, 10, 3 = 17 (3d10)

>>43829165

Rolled 3, 6, 10 = 19 (3d10)

>>43829165

Rolled 9, 1, 3 = 13 (3d10)

>>43829122
Ayyy

>>43829165
Force be with me

Rolled 4, 1, 3 = 8 (3d10)

>>43829165

>>43829165

Rolled 10, 6, 9 = 25 (3d10)

>>43829165
SWEAR TO GOD MATE

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>>43829195
Salt....

>>43829195
One post late....

>>43829195
You're late.

>>43829213
>>43829217
>>43829218
Should I just go to the corner and cry now? It seems all Anon's prefer is failure.

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Force Point? You've got 2 again

>Y
>N

>TFW Zev is reliant on this shit

>>43829261
>Y

>>43829261
>Y
Why stop now?

>>43829261
>Y
We've gone too far to turn back now.

>>43829261
>Y
Too cool to fail

>>43829253
nyes,you should be more faster

>>43829261
>>N
Fuck no, we're going to lose anyway

>>43829261
>Y

>>43829261
>Y

>>43829195
Maybe if you didn't type shit during rolls you would be able to do something

>>43829261
Here we go again lads, WRITING

>At this point I'd like to remind you, this is a member of the Jedi Council

>>43829354
Didn't we pass the roll regardless? 9, 10, 10

>>43829399
That's not how it works m8....

>>43829399
Rolls have to be in the same post

>>43829399
You passed now, thanks to using the Force Point

>>43829351
Its street signs Anon. Its all I've been getting and it constantly changes wtf it calls a 'street sign'

just want the turkey back from earlier, So much easier

>>43829399
wat

>>43829425
>>43829426
>>43829432
Best of four.

>>43829453
Yeah, but it's gotta be all in the same post you mongoloid.

>>43829453
read da rulez

Again and again your blade clashes with Tikran's she's fast, faster than you can keep up with, and you can tell that the woman is still holding back quite a bit, even though she's still blinded from your earlier attack with the sand. You've had no formal training in how to use a sword, everything you've done up until this point as been pure instinct and following that little tick in your head.

Through this entire fight, you feel as though you haven't been entirely in control of yourself, that something else has been guiding you. The actions have been yours, and you're still moving your body the way you want to... but you shouldn't be doing this well against a Jedi Master, even if she is holding back so much. It's as though some sort of higher power is helping you in your time of need, guiding your body through actions... helping you... Is this what The Force truly is?

Gritting your teeth as you're pushed back by the Togruta's attacks, she's almost got you up against a wall, her movements as smooth as flowing water while you're struggling to keep up with her. You need to be faster... you need to strike... you've got to take control back while you've got the chance to do so!

Locking blades with the woman again, you're both pushing against each other, trying to overcome the resistances of your foe. Despite how small she appears, the woman is strong... very strong. You're not going to lose though, you're going to power through this and beat her, no matter what, you're not just some street rat punk any longer! Forcing everything you've got into this, you spring into action!

>CONT

>>43829576
>Force Speed: Rank 1 Unlocked

Pushing against Tikran as hard as you can with a burst of strength, you suddenly deactivate your lightsaber, letting it fall under the woman's, barely avoiding her blade by a mere inch, before re-activating the weapon as it's even with her torso, pulling it across her stomach as you rush past her, all of this happening in a split instant!

"Guh..." Tikran groans, falling down to one knee. "Very... Very good Zev." She says, almost sounding as though she's in slow motion. Everything seems to be in slow motion, until you manage to calm your breathing and it all starts to speed back up.

>"Thank you."
>"Are you all right?"
>"Told you I'd win"
>"What was that, why was everything so slow?"
>Write in

>>43829589
>"What was that, why was everything so slow?
>"Are you all right?"

>>43829589
>"Told you I'd win"
>"What was that, why was everything so slow?"

>>43829589
>>"What was that, why was everything so slow?"
>>"Are you all right?"

Great we won, can we not use force points like candy from now on?

>>43829589
>"Told you I'd win"
>"Are you all right?"
>"What was that, why was everything so slow?"

>>43829589
>>"Are you all right?"
Of course she is, but it's still polite to ask.

>>43829589
>"Told you I'd win"
>"What was that, why was everything so slow?"
Speedy trickster jedi?

>>43829589
I'll vote for this
>>43829614

>>43829610
There is a reason I didn't take part in the last vote, everybody thinks they grow on trees.

>>43829589
>"What was that, why was everything so slow?"
>"Are you all right?"

>apprentice winning against a master ever
This quest has surpassed my expectations for how shitty it would be.

>>43829653
Fights like these are the best time to use them. We're not gonna be in any life threatening situations soon anyway.

>>43829617
And remember Zev doesn't want to hurt people he just had to do thing to survive.

>>43829671
She was holding back a tremendous amount.

She literally could have killed you at ANY POINT if she wanted to do so.

This was a test for Zev, not a real fight in any meaning of the word

>>43829589
>>"Thanks"

>>43829671
She wasn't trying. She just wanted to gauge our skills and we used cheap tricks to land a few blows.

>>43829589
Help her get back up

>>43829589
>"Thank you."
>"What was that, why was everything so slow?"

>>43829671
>Using almost all our force points on the matter
>HOW DARE WE WIN! I LIKE USING FORCE POINTS AND LOSING!

Scroll up and hit the X button anon, You seem more butt-hurt then me.

>>43829679
...Never say that, That jinxs us and then the sith from SAQ will come killing us.

>>43829589
>"Thank you."
We never actually told her we'd win, so I have no idea why that's an option, Eail.

>>43829589
>Get rid of the "Told you I'd win," we never did that.

>>43829758
>"Never lost a fight before, don't intend on starting now Master Tikran, lemme show you why that is."

From >>43828261

>>43829777
Ah, why'd you put words in our mouth when we picked
>"We both know I can't beat you"
? Sounds like you fucked up?

>>43829589
>"What was that, why was everything so slow?"
>"Are you all right?"
And once we're done,
>"Thank you."

After all, she did just praise us. That's... different.

>>43829777
Like, if you're going to have vote options be meaningless anyway, why do you waste our time with them?

>>43829812
Why are you so salty over such a small detail? It was totally in character for Zev

>>43829812
We voted to say that dumbass.

>>43829716
Force throws are standard procedure, anon. Deactivating your lightsaber strategically even has a named style revolving around it: Tràkata.

>>43829842
We never motioned for him to say that.

>>43829843
Quote a post, please?

>>43829812
>>43829836

BUTT-HURT ALERT

Writing and what not.

Just cracked my neck and it felt absolutely wonderful

>>43829860

>>43827826
>>43827838
>>43827853
>>43827866
>>43827886

I hate you for making me do this.

>>43829871
... god, now I've gotta do it.

>>43829860
Go be an angry autist somewhere else

>>43829869
Why wouldn't I be when Eail's putting words in our mouth that go against what we voted for?

>>43829894
Does not include
>"Never lost a fight before, don't intend on starting now Master Tikran, lemme show you why that is."
You're wrong and easily disproven.

>>43829860
>>43829836
>>43829812

Just leave please.

>>43829871
Eail! You stuck. Stop doing things and conform the quest to the way I want it to be dammit!

>>43829842
>It was totally in character for Zev
Not when we voted to say pretty much the exact opposite like, "We're going to lose, but we'll do our best." What was the point of voting for that option if it was just ignored?

>>43829923
"We both know I can't beat you"

"I'm gonna win anyways"

That's basically saying we're just THAT FUCKING GOOD that we're going to beat her anyways despite knowing we're outclassed as shit

>>43829940
Well, yeah, if we vote for it, he's obligated to write us doing a thing and having an attitude correlating to that action.

>>43829965
>"I'm gonna win anyways"
is not
>"If you insist"
It's an agreement to fight her even though we're so outmatched.

>>43829923
Anon I actually enjoy the little word options from ME and Fallout. relax.

>>43829965
To be fair, the way we've characterized Zev, I can see him going "If you insist" then claiming he told you he'd win after actually doing well. He's a cocky little shit who'd take all the credit.

>>43829965
>"Hey kid, fight me."
>"Uh, sure, okay."
then
>"I'm totally gonna fucking win even though I'm a scrub"
your logic is objectively bad

>>43830001
We're still characterizing Zev, it's the third thread, and the dialogue options could stand to be a lot clearer.

Quit your bitching, anons. Zev could tell she was holding back the whole time, it was clearly stated. She'd almost assuredly rail our cocky little ass in a real fight, she just wasn't prepared for us to do quite as well as we did or fight as unpredictably as we did.

End of story.

>>43830057
No, fuck off, we didn't vote to say that cocky shit Eail put in our mouths. We voted to say the opposite of that.

>>43830069
Fuck you

>>43830069
Don't like it you can leave. and you won't be missed

>>43830069
Are you the same guy that likes to start shit in Kato's quests?

>>43830069
>>43830092
There sure is a lot of "fucking" going on in this room

>>43830069
Take your persecution complex elsewhere.

>>43830113
Fuck you

>>43830113
Just the way Zev likes it.

>>43830113

they are all secretly homosex for each other

>>43830113
I could make a joke about your mom, but I won't. You don't have to thank me.

>>43830103
>>43830104
>>43830132
Eail fucked up by making the shit we voted to say meaningless. Why are you fighting me on this?

>>43830189
Probably because you're being a total fag about it

>>43830189
Oh I don't know anon, might be because you're actually wrong and come off as so asspained about something that is ultimately trivial.

>>43830189
Because I want to see you get even more bootybothered than you already are.

>>43830220
How am I being total fag about it?

>>43830229
But I'm not wrong, if we voted to say
>We both know you'll win
then that makes it impossible for us to say
>I haven't lost a fight before and I don't plan on it now

>>43830254
It's already over anon. Your bitching and moaning will accomplish nothing.

>>43830286
I hope it'll convince Eail to make the consequences of what we pick a lot clearer

>>43830254
>whine about a minor detail for 30 minutes straight
>not being a fag
choose one

>>43830254
>I'm not wrong
doesn't give you carte blanche to be an insufferable cunt. Learn to express yourself in ways that don't make people want to hold your head under water.

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Shaking your head a few times, everything feels kinda... funny as you're coming down from that rush of speed, sorta like that one time you tried spice, never again... three destroyed starships along with five shipments of military grade blasters is more than enough. You're feeling a lot more tired than you did before that manuever as well, like it drained your energy reserves somehow. Though everything looks and sounds normal now, you can see that the Master is just now getting back up onto her feet, seems like you got her really good.

"Thank you... but... are you all right?" You ask while trying to catch your breath. That last attack was something that you just did out of nowhere, a sudden burst of inspiration sprining forth in your mind that said it would be a good idea.

The Togruta woman lets out a light chuckle as she stands once again, de-activating the lightsaber in her hand and tossing it back to Renari, who barely manages to notice it in time and catch it with how focused she'd been on watching you. "I'm fine Zev, thank you though. I must admit, I wasn't expecting you to have that much skill. Where did you learn Trakata by chance?" She asks while putting her hand over the location onher stomach you hit, a light blue glow coming from the area.

"Tra-what-now?" You ask, looking rather confused.

Tikran blinks, silent for a few moments as she looks to the other masters in the room.

>CONT

>>43830254
Eail tends to compromise in terms of dialogue options, especially if it's fluff. To me, it came off as us saying that we are probably going to lose, but we aren't going down without a fight.

>>43830322
>ways that don't make people want to hold your head under water
Wait, do you not feel that way about most people most of the time?

... oh dear.

>>43830341.

"Trakata, Zev, is the move you just performed by de-activating your lightsaber to slip past Master Tikran's. It's a manuever that may wouldn't think of, it's purpose is to confuse your enemy, turning off your weapon is fairly effective way to do that." The Grand Master says from her position still at the table. She and Master Coreev had been watching the fight very intently the entire time.

"And the way everything slowed down there at the end? I know adrenaline is a thing and all, but it shouldn't be doing that much." You ask.

"It would seem that you discovered the basics of Force Speed on your own. Rather impressive for an Apprentice." Coreev takes his turn speaking. "You viewd the world as slowing down, but in truth you greatly increased your perception of everything around you, along with the speed in which you were able to act."

Neat, another trick to add to your arsenal.

>"So how did I do?"
>"Are we free to go now?"
>"I've got questions..." (Write in questions)
>Write in

>>43830360
>>"So how did I do?"

>>43830360
>So how did I do
>Are we free to leave again? I due owe a certain 'appreiance' a meal after all. Dinner first and all that.

>>43830360
>Smirk "So how's that for prodigy?"

>>43830360
>>"So how did I do?"
Am I expelled?

>>43830360
>"Huh, neat. Can we go now? We kinda rushed it to get here in time."

>>43830360

>Damn. Sometimes I even surprise myself.
>So, how did I do?

inb4 promotions. I guess they won't want to make a moisture vaporator wizard out of us after this show.

>>43830360
>"Are we still in trouble, then? Or...can we go now?"

>>43830360
>"So how did I do?"
I don't think I've ever felt the force so strongly before

>>43830360
>Write in
"So... where does that leave us?"

>>43830360
>"So how did I do?"

>>43830360
So which one of you will be lucky enough to be my master?

>>43830360
>Question: "So, am I still in trouble?"
>"Are we free to go now?"

>>43830360
>"Obviously we need to discuss this over saaay dinner? Just you and me."

>>43830360
>"I've got questions..." (Write in questions)
"Master Tikran, why did you seem so amused every time I opened my mouth? I wasn't joking, that's just how I am."

>>43830492
Nah, we're always joking, that's just how we are

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Calling the vote and writing.

>Are we enjoying this more than smutquest last time?

>>43830538
I am, last thread was crazy

>>43830538
No, We must clearly buy them both dinner and then show them the true power we have.

When you need pictures but never save them. ;;

>>43830538
Yeah definitely.

>>43830538
The lack of Chibs and Brine is upsetting to me, but I'll manage

>>43830538
I liked smutquest, and this is still smutquest. It's a natural extension of smutquest, there will be more smutquest, don't worry.

>>43830360
>>Write in
"Dam is my impression or is the floor looking rather confortable now?" Then pass out

>>43830538
Needs more Bruce.

>>43830645
uh... why would we pass out?

>>43830667
Midichlorean Overdrive, we've been gunning it for three actions

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Quick question for my curiosity.

Does anyone know off the top of their heads what Forms Xanth has been trained in so far?

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>>43830743
So can we get a sciencey girl we bang to get some midichlorean enhanced blood injected into us?

>>43830775
I don't remember a specific form being mentioned really. I could be wrong though.

>>43830775
Being a Sith

>>43830743
Don't worry, we're fine. We have over 20,000 midichlorians per cell.