>>43791532
>[X] It’s the only way it works.
I was promised thread in 1 hour. It's been 58 minutes since then. You lied, Crusty.

>>43791532
>[ ] Yes. But just a little, probably.

>>43791532
>Yeah, but I hear it tastes like Sunny D

Does JJ *know* his semen doesn't also have healing powers? Inquiring pixies want to know.

>>43791532
>[ ] Yes. But just a little, probably.
>[ ] It’s the only way it works.

>>43791532
>>[ ] Yes. But just a little, probably.
>>[ ] It’s the only way it works.

>>43791570
Asking the real questions

>>43791532
>>[ ] It’s the only way it works.

>>43791532
>Yeah, but I hear it tastes like Sunny D

>>43791532
>>[ ] Yes. But just a little, probably.
>>[ ] It’s the only way it works.
yes, she's intimating whether its all bodily fluids that have the effect
no, we're a faithful husbando, so we won't be trying it

>>43791532
>>[x] It’s the only way it works.

>[X] Yes. But just a little, probably.
>[X] It’s the only way it works.
>[X] Sunny D.

Persuade Check.
>+3 modifier

>>43791532
>[ ] Write in.
>Don't go telling everyone that I can do this. Lots of people would try to take it without asking.

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>43791623
bam

Rolled 12 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>43791623

>>43791532
>>[ ] Yes. But just a little, probably.

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>43791623
Vote for phasing

Rolled 6 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>43791623

>>43791532
>perking up at the mention of Laura
Reminder shes gonna kek us

>>43791641
JJ sure is a charmer lately.

>>43791641
You have my vote.

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>>43791641
No. That's only for the numbered votes

>>43791641
the blood phases through her, and she's now on her period. We can smell this, and we wish we couldnt

>>43791641
Hot damn JJ.

>writing

>>43791661
>.gif

>>43791570
It totally does.

>>43791666
Is this were she finally propositions a threesome with Laura?

>>43791749
Need Nat20 for that.

>>43791765
>implying spider-ass doesn't make up the difference

>>43791666
>>43791749
JJ pricks his finger and holds it out to Pixie. She starts sucking it lewdly. JJ doesn't know what to do.

>>43791815
less lewd option with our regen is slicing our wrist a little

>>43791749
>wanting to share laura

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>>43791846
I like the lewd finger sucking idea better.

>>43791874
Don't be ridiculous.

It's Laura sharing her JJ, letting her friends borrow her lizard dick.

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>>43791846
>less lewd

>>43791883
Nigger pixie is the gayest thing in existence, if you think shes there for the lizard D you would be wrong

man this and Xavier institute quest filled with pixie today

>(1/2)

“Would it help if I told you it tastes like Sunny D?”

Her big, dark eyes get even bigger and darker.

“For real?”

“No. That was a joke.” Damn, do you have to work on your joke voice? Do you always sound like you’re being serious? Is that a problem?

“O-oh.” Another nervous, flighty laugh. You can’t help but think there’s something innately perverse about the way she giggles like that – it seems at odds with her anxious body language, making her seem like she’s always thinking about something moderately improper. “Yeah, of course, silly me.”

She knocks herself on the head playfully.

“It does work, though, and I can’t help any other way.” A hospital trip is out of the question. Not that they’d know what to do about broken fairy wings. “It just has to be a little blood.”

Megan seems to think about it for a moment, apparently not all that into the squickiness of the whole thing (granted, you’re not really into it either), but eventually she relents, sitting back down on her mattress, crossing her legs.

“So… do I just… bite somewhere?”

You furrow your brow, sitting down next to her. That seems like a lot of effort.

“Not exactly.” You say, extending a long, black claw.

“Wait, what’re you”–

>(2/2)

She shuffles back a little, her face forming a grimace, as you run the blade of keratin along the width of your arm, where the cephalic vein crosses your bicep. Thick, dark blood wells up around the wound immediately.

“Oh, god, so I just…” Megan has what you would describe as a small spaz attack, shifting to and fro in momentary panic, before gritting her teeth, puffing up her cheeks, and leaning in to pressing her lips against the wound. You flinch slightly – soft as she is, it still stings a bit.

And you’re a little surprised, too. You were actually just gonna wipe some off your claw.

After a few seconds, she draws away, the pink of her skin turning a little ways toward red.

“Wow…” She blinks, dabbing at her lips with one hand. “It actually is kinda sweet…”

For real?

>[ ] Stay around to make sure it works.
>[ ] You need to go see Jono.
>[ ] Beep boop you must leave now, this is more weirdness than you're prepared for.
>[ ] Write in.

>>43791888
>gayest thing in existence
No she's not even 100% lesbian. 75% lesbian at most. She's mostly into girls but is will to throw down with a guy if it's someone she likes.

I agree that if there was a threesome she would mostly be there for the clone pussy but she would still enjoy the lizard dick.

>>43791957
>[ ] Stay around to make sure it works.
Shouldn't leave this half done in case it wasn't enough or something.

>>43791957
>[ ] Stay around to make sure it works.

>>43791957
>[ ] Stay around to make sure it works.
>[ ] Write in.

Taste some of our own blood.

Just a little bit, to see if that's actually the case.

>>43791957
>>[ ] Beep boop you must leave now, this is more weirdness than you're prepared for.

>>43791957
>"so if it's not Sunny-D then what does it taste of?"
>"I ask merely for information..."

>>43791962
that 25% is just the difference between use getting keked and the threesome being focused around laura

>>43791957
>where the cephalic vein crosses

More of that freaky JJ knowledge
>[ ] You need to go see Jono.

>>43791957
>>Pixie into gunplay.
Oh my.

>>[ ] Stay around to make sure it works.

>>43791957
>>[ ] Stay around to make sure it works.
Wait around to make sure she's healing fine. In the meantime, chat a little. Get to know her. If she's a friend of Laura, it pays to stay on her good side.

>>43791957
>[X] Stay around to make sure it works.

>>43791957
>>[ ] Stay around to make sure it works.
>>[ ] You need to go see Jono.

>>43791957
>[ ] Stay around to make sure it works.

I'm disappointed you didn't go for the lewd finger sucking. >>43791879

>>43791957
>[ ] Stay around to make sure it works.
Ask her to describe the taste.

>>43792014
>if
Nigger do you read this quest?

>>43791957
>[ ] Stay around to make sure it works.

>[X] Stay around to make sure it works.

Writing.

>>43792020
>I'm disappointed you didn't go for the lewd finger sucking
JJ tried, she just leapt for the bicep before he could collect some on his finger/claw.

>>43792020
Putting your lips to someone's bicep and sucking their blood out of a wound when that wasn't even their intention is decently lewd.

>Vlad finds out JJ has photosynthesis and healing blood.
>Afterwards a buttload of vampires start coming after him because they think he is a Gangrel that has reached Golconda.
>This belief is further strenghtened by the fact that the vampires who succesfully tried to drink from him had sunburns inside their mouths.
>They saw that his blood healed, much like that of a vampire, but it did not curse those who drank it.
>Upon building a sweet garden with his powers, they take this as a sign that god has welcomed him back to garden of Eden.

>>43792103
That is going to end with some awkward conversations and at least one dusting.

>>43791957
>[ ] Write in.
Tell her to keep this a secret.

>>43791957
>>[ ] Stay around to make sure it works.

>>43792103

Oh, I'd love that.

Or a small cult building around worshiping JJ, while he just looks at them with confusion and some small amount of fear.

Crusty DID say an actually Messiah route is possible.

>>43792230
im for it so long as all we try and do is bring peace and understanding to the world that mutants aren't bad

>>43792210
Typhon already has a cult, in which JJ seems to be a prominent figure. Figure representing what, I can't say.

Really?

“Wha”– You know what? Nevermind. You can live without knowing exactly which fruity flavor you come in. “What do you feel like? Does it feel like it’s working?”

“I… I dunno…” She sits still, looking down at herself as if for some kind of change. “…I feel kinda warm…”

Not a moment after she says it, you see a familiar, angry red heat flush along the length of her wings, turning them the color of the sky at dusk. She yelps slightly as the appendage quivers spastically, the creases in its surface popping back into place one-by-one, tiny lengths of connective tissue reasserting themselves.

“Whoa…”

It doesn’t fix itself immediately, but you can tell that it’s well on its way.

“Wow.” She grins, as though thinking back. “You really do have, like, every superpower.”

You frown slightly, your attention peaked. “That something somebody said?”

“Well, no.” She stops, and weaves her fingers together, thinking. “Kinda. Laura said you could do lots of stuff. She thinks you’re amazing.”

You were a expecting to hear a note of bitterness enter her voice there, but it’s not that.

“I mean, I can see why.” She says, starting to ramble a little. “You stick up for your friends, and you’re tall, and handsome, and your ass is amazing, and, uh…” She trails off, staring very pointedly at the wall opposite you, flashing a big, embarrassed grin. “…I swear, I was going somewhere with this, I’m just not sure where.”

Uh…

>[ ] You will leave now.
>[ ] She’s always welcome to come see Laura.
>[ ] I’m sorry did you want an emotional response? Nope.jpg just gonna ignore all that.
>[ ] You should go back to wearing shirts. Long shirts.
>[ ] Write in.

>>43792210
>He doesn't even know they exist because of the whole Masquerade business.

>>43792312
>[ ] She’s always welcome to come see Laura.
>>[ ] You should go back to wearing shirts. Long shirts.

>>43792312
>[ ] You will leave now.
>[ ] She’s always welcome to come see Laura.

>>43792334
>He just thinks they're some foppish goth weirdos that started hanging about.

>>43792312
>[ ] Write in.
You can always come by our place.

>>43792312
>>[ ] You will leave now.
>>[ ] She’s always welcome to come see Laura.

>>43792312
>[ ] You will leave now.
>[ ] She’s always welcome to come see Laura.
Basically she can come and hang out in the tunnels whenever. Seems like a cool person.

>>43792312
>>[ ] She’s always welcome to come see Laura.

Crusty, does JJ still look malnourished at all?

>>43792312
>>[ ] You will leave now.
>>[ ] She’s always welcome to come see Laura.

>>43792312
>My ass is what now?

>>43792312
>[ ] You should go back to wearing shirts. Long shirts.

>>43792312
>[ ] You should go back to wearing shirts. Long shirts.
>[ ] You will leave now.

we have BUSINESS to attend to.

We wanna go see Jono? Some of his people Mystique seemed disappointed in his decision not to get guns after the Six fight.

>[X] You will leave now.
>[X] She’s always welcome to come see Laura.

>>43792312
>[ ] You will leave now.
>[ ] She’s always welcome to come see Laura.

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>>43792312
>[ ] You will leave now.
>[ ] She’s always welcome to come see Laura.


>your ass is amazing
Ha

>>43792428
JJ's got guns.

>>43792377
no we got some what buff

Well.

That’s just about your cue, you’d say.

Somehow, you manage to remain humble while excusing yourself, stating that she’s always welcome to come visit Laura around the station. You can’t help but notice that the candy-cane smell that hangs in the air around her has changed over the last few moments – less pastels and gummy bears than liquorice and dark chocolate.

As you make your way out, you pat lightly at the back of your jeans.

It’s pretty taut, maybe even sculpted, but amazing?

Huh.

You glance down at your watch.

>Present Time: 15: 31 PM

>[ ] Look for Jono.
>[ ] Get ready for tonight.
>[ ] Write in.

>>43792430
>I am leaving, pls come fuck my gf

>>43792564
>>[ ] Look for Jono.

>>43792564
>[ ] Get ready for tonight.

>>43792564
>[ ] Look for Jono.

>>43792564
>>[ ] Get ready for tonight.

>>43792564
>[ ] Look for Jono.

>>43792564
>[ ] Look for Jono.

>>43792564
>[ ] Get ready for tonight.
Costume time?

>>43792564
>[ ] Get ready for tonight.
>[ ] Write in.

Tell someone here that we'd like to talk to Jono about something tomorrow, then go get ready for tonight.

>>43792564
>>[ ] Look for Jono.

>>43792564
>[ ] Look for Jono.
>[ ] Get ready for tonight.

lets see if our well sculpted ass fits nicely into that costume moony gave us

>>43792564
>>[ ] Look for Jono.

>>43792564
>[ ] Get ready for tonight.

>>43792679
Fuck yeah it's time to put on the mask. The horned vagrant is coming.

>>43792564
>You can’t help but notice that the candy-cane smell that hangs in the air around her has changed over the last few moments – less pastels and gummy bears than liquorice and dark chocolate
...lewd.

>>43792564
>>[ ] Look for Jono.

>>43792564
Does Pixie hate to see JJ go but loves to watch JJ leave?

>>43792709
So long as its not just "vagrant".

Also: The horned vagrant: Expect allot of boner jokes.

Vagrant is still a bad name

>>43792771

Or jokes about infidelity.

>>43792792
I still agree

>>43792793
Still happy with it over "vagrant".

>>43792564
>>[ ] Get ready for tonight.

>>43792564
>>[ ] Get ready for tonight.

>>43792809
>>43792792
what were the other choices again?

>>43792843
Weed.

Guys, pls. No. No sperging.

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>>43792821
>>43792792
>>43792809
>>43792843

Two polls won.

Plus if you're still assmad, just wait until we get T3. With the power increase, 3 new powers, the one we'll choose, and a change in appearance, JJ would probably need a new name anyway.

>>43792843
Better.

>>43792843
So when does Laura fuck Pixie and crush JJ's heart?

>>43792843
Ass of Steel
Iron Ass
The Incredible Ass
The Ass-Knight
Ass man

We seem to have a draw, so imma go with >>43792689

That alright?

>>43792885
sure

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>>43792885
>QM choose my vote.

>>43792874
You mean that three way poll whereby more people didnt vote for it than did?
Real Legitimate.
The names still shit and can be changed no matter how many votes happened before.

>>43792885
sure

>>43792885
Yeah, sure, whatever.

>>43792792
As soon as we get a form of residence, we will have to switch, seeing that you can't be a vagrant if you have a home.

>>43792843
Catalyst was one of them

You fucking niggers.


The fact that we have no X-Points to bitch over doesn't mean we start sperging over the name instead. Wait till after the thread.

>>43792926
Don't tell me what to do.

>>43792926
See it was getting quiet, but then you went ahead and said that.

And now people will want to spite you.

If/When JJ goes T3, will he have a magical girl-esque transformation sequence?

>>43792874
I don't care about the current name, I like Vagrant well enough, I just want to know what the other options were.

>>43792880
it'll be a sex competition then, laura will have to decide at the end and only the rolls will tell, (crackbitch thats your cue)

>>43792884
these are not-bad...

>>43792905
this is a logical and reasonable suggestion, sadly reason and logic get ignored too often.

>>43792908
one answer to my question so far...it must be the eye of the shitstorm

>>43792963
No.
He will blow up a city block in metabolic fire.

>>43792965
There was a big list.

Catalyst, Haphazard, load of others i cant be arsed to dig up right now.

>>43792966

That's only if he fails a Willpower check.

>>43792991
and thats if we decided to skip beating the phobia trials

>>43792966
>have eye beams 5
>using photo boost on it at the same time as we hit T3
>riastrad happens
How fucked would New York be?

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>>43793030

>>43793030
like this fucked
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXTJlH7g0tw

It’s getting a little late, so you decide to call it for now. You’ll need a little time to prepare before you go gallivanting off into Triad territory.

On your way out, you pass by Jubilee, letting her know that you’ll be wanting to track down Jono sometime later. You two have things to discuss – not least among them, the sheer number of mutants in the Scar that seem hellbent on doing the dumbest shit possible at the dumbest time possible. You just hope that snake-lad wasn’t one of his Corsairs.

That’d really sour your mood, and you feel like your anger has taken a darker turn lately. Maybe it’s just the natural result of being able to actually dish it out on folks.

You trail in around four’o’clock, briefly taking note of the small bonfire the Asian twins are tending to at the center of the platform. You guess those crystal things can do light, but not heat. Or maybe not both at once.

>[ ] Get dressed up.
>[ ] See if [insert] is willing to tag along with you.
>[ ] Get a bit of interaction with [insert] in before you go.
>[ ] Write in.

>>43793030
well considering eyebeams at 5 are "Fuck you move" and the T3 will boost powers for a short while as shit gets sorted out. plus photo 5. Thats probably a 6.5 maybe 7 scale power?
A good chunk of city scape being fucked over if hes not fast enough to look up.

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>>43793074
>[ ] Get dressed up.
>[ ] See if [insert] is willing to tag along with you.

Laura and/or Layla.

>>43793074
>>[ ] Get dressed up.
SUIT UP

>>43793074
>[ ] Get a bit of interaction with [insert] in before you go.

I kind of want to talk to Laura and see her verdict on pixies opinion of jj's ass.

>>43793074
>>[ ] Get a bit of interaction with [insert] in before you go.
Laura

wanna tell her we healed Megan

>>43793074
>[ ] Get a bit of interaction with [insert] in before you go.
See if the stuff we got her is adequate.
>>[ ] See if [insert] is willing to tag along with you.
Laura, Lucas, Gaby
>[ ] Get dressed up.

>>43793119
You want to take the whole gang to rob a house?

if we see laura can we ask if our ass is actually great, we have to become aware of it greatness to use its powers for good.

>>43793130
>>43793119
I meant the stuff we got to Mildred. Forgot to add her name in my post.

>>43793074
>[ ] Get dressed up.
>[ ] See if [insert] is willing to tag along with you.
Layla.

"I might like to put some spotters up around the place, keeping me well informed on the shit"

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>>43793074
>>[ ] Get dressed up.
It's is happening.

>>43793074
>>[ ] Get dressed up.
>>[ ] Get a bit of interaction with [insert] in before you go.
Talk to Laura. Let her know we healed Pixie.

>>43793074
If we bring anyone, make it just 1 or 2. Laura preferably but anyone competent will do.

(we did promise not to go running off alone after all)

>>43793074
>[ ] Get a bit of interaction with [insert] in before you go.
Talk to Laura about the gear. Chat with Layla.

>>43793074
>[ ] Get dressed up.
>[ ] See if [insert] is willing to tag along with you.

Laura & Mildred.

Also ask her if the stuff we got her was okay.

>[X] Get dressed up.
>[X] Get a bit of interaction with Laura in before you go.

Writing.

I'll split the choice of people to take into a separate vote, with the names that have come up so far.

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>When we get a JJ-mobile Or a Vagrantmobile hahaha!

>>43793149
>it's happening
What's happening? JJ is putting on some clothes? Yeah, real happening there.

>>43793227

I wish we stole Leland's Prius, at least for a night or two.

>>43792874
>Two polls
Wait, we had a second poll? When did that happen?

>>43793227
So a Shitmobile
And it will be a Prius.

Im just imagining that scene from dragon ball Z where goku is learning to drive and takes the steering wheel off.

>>43792874
keep posting your meme pic

its still a bad name

>>43793283
You know we could make ourselves a Flintstone style car( the one that you have to push with your legs). We are strong enough to do that. Would be funny as hell and cheap.

Reminder that we are capable of flight.

>>43793389
we're strong enough to pick up sedans and chuck them at people

didn't stop some anons from wanting guns

>>43793409
How is that equivalent?

>>43793421
I'm still trying to figure out how any of this is relevant.

>>43793389
We could get a trailer or a bus to live in instead?
Also the car is for transporting a lot of people to a place. We can't fly all of our friends somewhere.

>>43793409
Guns are a lot more practical. Try carrying 30 sedans to hit 30 people with you.

>>43793389

It's easy to tell if a guy flying around is a mutant or not.

It's real hard to tell if the guy driving a car is a mutant or not.

>>43793409
not saying we need one, but a gun, or a sufficiently gun-like object, may be of use to us.

might make for a more gentle intimidation check should we ever need one.

"I'm a mutant and I could crush you like a blood-pumpkin unless you do as I say" sends a different and less desirable message then "I have this gun and I'll shoot off one of your testicles unless you do as I say"

especially with all the mutie haters out there...

>>43793421
people wanting stuff we don't need

use your head mugga

>>43793446
extra heat for something useless against big foes

>>43793446
>the car is for transporting a lot of people to a place. We can't fly all of our friends somewhere.
Call up Moon Knight. Pretty sure he could come up with something.

>>43793462
>It's easy to tell if a guy flying around is a mutant or not.
What guy? Can you see the invisible man?

>>43793446
we never bring more than 2 people with us

>>43793475
For fucks sake gigant robots are trying to put us in death camps, if they catch us. Guns are like trowing a cup of gasoline onto a funeral pyre. Doesn't mater.
Also we have super precision ability. We should get a sniper rifle or something like that eventually.

>>43793504
And if we had a car, we could bring more than 2 people. Just saying.

>>43793497

Flying is physical exertion, and too much of it forces JJ to be visible.

Picking up the duffel full of Moon-stuff, you make your way into your tent, where you can sort through it in peace. You find Laura sitting inside, sipping from a bottle of water, abdomen glistening with a thin sheen of sweat. Caught her just after her routine.

“Hey.”

She nods in your direction, and you begin rooting through the gear. While you’re at it, a thought strikes you.

“Laura?” Her eyes turn toward you. “What do you think of my ass?”

You never thought you’d see a spit-take from her, but now you have. A hint of red nestles along the top of her cheeks as she wipes her lips, brushing a few errant drops of water from her top.

Laughing quietly, you explain your visit to Megan’s place. She sits through it with an air of nervous, tense curiosity, her eyes all but glued to the bottle she’s sipping from. Eventually, she breathes out heavily, as though relieved.

“Then… it is… normal…” She pauses for a moment, as though doubting her next words. “…to find that area appealing?”

You smile. That’s basically all you can do.

“Yeah, kinda.” Thinking, you quickly correct yourself: “Definitely, actually.”

“I see.” She says, still looking away.

>[ ] Convince her with a quick demonstration of how much you appreciate her posterior.
>[ ] Welp, confirmed, you have a nice ass. Get geared up now.
>[ ] Tease the Laura.
>[ ] Write in.

>>43793542
I bet upping Wings could fix that

>>43793542
If JJ flies to Philly maybe

>>43793529
it only takes a spark to start a forest fire.

muggas with guns is a bad headline to read in the papers

>>43793550
>>[ ] Tease the Laura.
Bully

>>43793550
>“Then… it is… normal…” She pauses for a moment, as though doubting her next words. “…to find that area appealing?”

HAHA! WE ARE FINALLY AWARE OF OUR GREATEST POWER!

>>43793550
>>[ ] Welp, confirmed, you have a nice ass. Get geared up now.

>>43793550
>[ ] Tease the Laura.
Tease her about her butt

>>43793550
>>[ ] Convince her with a quick demonstration of how much you appreciate her posterior.
You can write it up later, but I still want this to happen

>>43793550Then
>[ ] Convince her with a quick demonstration of how much you appreciate her posterior.
then
>>[ ] Tease the Laura.
We just must do this.

>>43793550
>“Laura?” Her eyes turn toward you. “What do you think of my ass?”
Lol.

>[ ] Tease the Laura.

>>43793550
>[ ] Convince her with a quick demonstration of how much you appreciate her posterior.
>[ ] Tease the Laura

>>43793550
>[ ] Tease the Laura.

>[ ] Convince her with a quick demonstration of how much you appreciate her posterior.

if I can get that SWE threesome bin....

>>43793550
>>[ ] Welp, confirmed, you have a nice ass. Get geared up now.

>>43793550
>>[ ] Convince her with a quick demonstration of how much you appreciate her posterior.
>>[ ] Welp, confirmed, you have a nice ass. Get geared up now.

>>43793550
>[ ] Tease the Laura.
by
>[ ] Convince her with a quick demonstration of how much you appreciate her posterior.
a squeeze and a kiss before we set her down. no nookie before the mission tonight, let her stew in her own hormones.
>[ ] Welp, confirmed, you have a nice ass. Get geared up now.
"so whats your opinion on the gear we got?"

>>43793134
>Even though you've been raised as a mutant you're not one of them
>they can be a great people, Kal-ass, they wish to be.
>they only lack the ass to show the way.
>for this reason above all, I have sent them you, my only crackbitch.

>>43793475
>people wanting stuff we don't need
>use your head mugga
Throwing sedans at people is hardly practical. Comparing it to firing supersonic projectiles with minimal effort and inhuman accuracy is ridiculous. For the record, this isn't about whether or not JJ should get some--just the false equivalence.

>[x] Welp, confirmed, you have a nice ass. Get geared up now.
Whatever, gotta gear up for tonights act. The futility of my struggle only makes my fight nobler.

>>43793550
>>>[ ] Convince her with a quick demonstration of how much you appreciate her posterior.
>>[ ] Welp, confirmed, you have a nice ass.
>>[ ] Tease the Laura.

>>43793550
>[ ] Write in.
"Oh my! I seem to have dropped a quarter."
"I guess I have no choice but to BEND OVER and pick it up."

We should do an ass dance for Laura. We should learn some belly dancing or something to show off for her. We could probably do that pretty fast.

>>43793627
The futility of your struggle only makes you seem stupid.

JJ's has been getting results so far.

Just a minute guys. Gotta head over the road quickly.

>>43793642

I keep saying that Drunk!JJ should start twerking.

>>43793550
>[ ] Tease the Laura.

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>>43793550
>“Laura?” Her eyes turn toward you. “What do you think of my ass?”
I should not have been drinking when I read that.
>>[ ] Convince her with a quick demonstration of how much you appreciate her posterior.
>>[ ] Tease the Laura.

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>>43793608
if you think I'm seriously arguing for JJ to pick up a sedan and carry it around as a weapon.

You are being too silly and I must ask you to stop.

>>43793550
>>[ ] Convince her with a quick demonstration of how much you appreciate her posterior.
>>[ ] Tease the Laura.

>>43793550
>[ ] Convince her with a quick demonstration of how much you appreciate her posterior.

>[ ] Tease the Laura.

>>43793655
That takes no skill or ability. JJ should actually learn how to dance.

>>43793550
>[X] Welp, confirmed, you have a nice ass. Get geared up now.

>>43793735
Did we have the copy ability when we went to that swanky party with Gambit?

>>43793750
I don't remember, but probably not.

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>>43793750
Stripper JJ

>>43793389
Are we supposed to carry everyone and everything with us?
>Where's that comic of all the different flying superhero carrying positions?

>>43793887
>L-lewd.

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Did Crusty get decapitated?

Back.

>[X] Demonstrate.

>>43793967
No, the Queen has need of him and has spirited him away for a time.

None may know why.

>>43793550
http://youtu.be/NkRyWpgmV3Y

>>43793967
>>43793980
The summoning ritual works.

>>43793982
Hey, why did the Crusty cross the road?

>>43794031
Why did the Crusty cross the road?

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>>43794031
For pic related.

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>>43794057
>>43794031
"because I ordered him to dearie"

>>43794088
That's the face of a woman(?) whose favorite meat is long pig

>>43794057
To get to the udder side!

Was this too lewd, and killed Crusty?

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>>43794068
>Berry
>Fucking lemonade
>it's blue to boot

>>43794231
>what the hell is a fufu berry?

We need some phasing in this bitch for the return of crusty

>>43794231
It's actually pretty good. They also labeled it Nuka Cola Quantum for the Fallout 4 release.

>>43794261
its what anime Milf's drink

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>>43794375
kay

FFS I just came back from killing a High dragon in DAO and crustys still didnt post?

>>43794400
Nah, they like Ara Ara~ Flavour. It keeps everything from sagging.

>>43794410
swamp or snow mountain peak

>>43794404
... So lewd. I demand moar.

>>43794458
http://the-collection.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=parent:8365

>>43794439
>not killing both

>>43794404
Needs to be far enough out of the wall for the throat to be open, or else someone is going to be dragging themselves against whatever that walls made of.

>>43794477
i do kill both i just wanna know which one you killed

>>43794488
She can phase things she is in contact with.

>(1/2)

You know what? She doesn’t look convinced.

You think a demonstration is in order.

“Yeah, for example…” Sidling up to her, you wrap an arm around her waist, feeling her muscles tense along her abdomen and her breath quiver in her chest. “Sometimes, I just can’t help but want to do…” The bottle at her lips steams up as you run your hands down her back, squeezing on the supple flesh of her ass. “…this.”

Nuzzling closer, you kiss the nape of her neck, breathing in her scent. She quivers as your heat presses against hers.

“…And this.” You say, as you loosen your grasp, instead massaging her rear. “And this.”

Taking a handful of her softness again, you lift her ass up, pressing her forward. Her fingers dig deep into the fabric beneath you.

The next hour and a half is a sweaty, white-hot blur, the both of you straining to remain quiet. Eventually, you collapse into a heap of spent, raw flesh, both you and Laura basking in the glow coming off each other. After a little while, you realize that Laura is staring up at you, her chin perched on your chest. You shrug questioningly.

>>43794521
Huh. Well i suppose that works, seems allot of mental effort for what is essentially humping a wall with tits and a mouth.

>>43794439
Both

>(2/2)

“Megan is attracted to you.”

You chuckle quietly.

“I’m pretty sure she’s more attracted to you.”

She seems surprised, her eyes widening, and turns her head sideways, so that her ear is pressed up against your heart.

“It is not surprising.” She says, quietly, and you feel your eyebrows rise. The what? “You have a leadership role.” Oh, you. “Your abilities make you one of the more impressive available males. You have also asserted dominance over the other leaders, multiple times. Will you also have her?”

Your mind reels a little at that. For a moment you have to just lie there and process what she’s saying.

“That’s not really how it works.” You answer, eventually. “…You’re not something I own.”

She looks up at you again, her vivid green eyes boring into yours.

“I am your girlfriend.”

“Okay, well, that’s… that’s now how that…”

You twist about for the words, suddenly very uncomfortable.

>[ ] It hurts you that she thinks of herself as a thing.
>[ ] People aren’t animals. They just don’t work like that.
>[ ] It is fitting that a Priest of the Crown should be worshipped.
>[ ] You didn’t exactly mean to ‘establish dominance’ over anyone.
>[ ] Write in.

>Oh? Were you expecting a cute sex scene?
>Too bad, it's just drama!

>>43794576
>>[ ] It hurts you that she thinks of herself as a thing.
>>[ ] People aren’t animals. They just don’t work like that.

>>43794576
>>[ ] It hurts you that she thinks of herself as a thing.
>>[ ] People aren’t animals. They just don’t work like that.

>>43794576
>[ ] It is fitting that a Priest of the Crown should be worshipped.
IT'S IN OUR POWER TO MAKE THIS HAPPEN.

>>43794576
>[ ] It is fitting that a Priest of the Crown should be worshipped.
>[ ] You didn’t exactly mean to ‘establish dominance’ over anyone.

>>43794576
I have no idea how to respond to this except with
>Silent spaghetti, mental blue screen of death

>>43794576
>Oh? Were you expecting a cute sex scene?
>Too bad, it's just drama!
no...I was expecting some tease and denial with followup later...

>[ ] It hurts you that she thinks of herself as a thing.

>>43794576
>>[ ] It hurts you that she thinks of herself as a thing.

>>43794576
>[ ] It hurts you that she thinks of herself as a thing.
>People are kind of like animals, but we're more complex than that.
>Why are you looking at me like that?

>>43794576
>“It is not surprising.” She says, quietly, and you feel your eyebrows rise. The what? “You have a leadership role.” Oh, you. “Your abilities make you one of the more impressive available males. You have also asserted dominance over the other leaders, multiple times. Will you also have her?”

Some where Pixie knows she almost got a 3 way, almost

>[ ] It hurts you that she thinks of herself as a thing.
>[ ] People aren’t animals. They just don’t work like that.

>>43794576
>>[ ] It hurts you that she thinks of herself as a thing.
>>[ ] People aren’t animals. They just don’t work like that.

>>43794576
>[ ] People aren’t animals. They just don’t work like that.

>>43794576
>>[ ] It is fitting that a Priest of the Crown should be worshipped.

>>43794576
>[ ] It hurts you that she thinks of herself as a thing.
>[ ] People aren’t animals. They just don’t work like that. Unless she wants them to... does.. she want you to bend Pixie over a rail and fuck her? Because you'll do that. For the relationship.

>>43794576
>[ ] It hurts you that she thinks of herself as a thing.
>[ ] People aren’t animals. They just don’t work like that.
>[ ] You didn’t exactly mean to ‘establish dominance’ over anyone.

Maybe say the Priest of the Crown line jokingly, if possible. If not, then ignore that part.

>>43794576
"I think of it more as I am yours just as much as you are mine, isent that what relationships are about in the end? The person you love before yourself?"

>[ ] You didn’t exactly mean to ‘establish dominance’ over anyone.

>>43794576
>[ ] It hurts you that she thinks of herself as a thing.
>[ ] People aren’t animals. They just don’t work like that.
>[ ] You didn’t exactly mean to ‘establish dominance’ over anyone.
I just don't want people killing each other, that's all.

>>43794576
>>[ ] It is fitting that a Priest of the Crown should be worshipped.
Tis Tru

>>43794576
>[ ] It is fitting that a Priest of the Crown should be worshipped.

>I AM THE SUN, AND I AM THE STARS.

>>43794576
>[ ] It is fitting that a Priest of the Crown should be worshipped.

>>43794576
>[ ] It hurts you that she thinks of herself as a thing.

>Do you want me to have her?

>>43794576
Oh Laura.
>[ ] It hurts you that she thinks of herself as a thing.
>[ ] It is fitting that a Priest of the Crown should be worshipped.

I just want the "wat" that comes with this.

>>43794576
>[ ] It is fitting that a Priest of the Crown should be worshipped.

>>43794576
>[ ] It is fitting that a Priest of the Crown should be worshipped.

>>43794576
>>[ ] You didn’t exactly mean to ‘establish dominance’ over anyone.

>>43794576
>[ ] It hurts you that she thinks of herself as a thing.

>>43794576
>>[ ] It is fitting that a Priest of the Crown should be worshipped.

I mean if she's down with it why not?

>>43794576
>>[ ] It hurts you that she thinks of herself as a thing.
>>[ ] People aren’t animals. They just don’t work like that.
"I don't own you. At least, not any more than you own me."

>>43794576
>[X] It hurts you that she thinks of herself as a thing.
>[X] People aren’t animals. They just don’t work like that.

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>>43794576
>[ ] It is fitting that a Priest of the Crown should be worshipped.

>>43794576

>[ ] It hurts you that she thinks of herself as a thing.
>[ ] People aren’t animals. They just don’t work like that.
>[ ] You didn’t exactly mean to ‘establish dominance’ over anyone.

All these samefags for option 3

This is going to end fucking badly.
>[ ] It hurts you that she thinks of herself as a thing.

>>43794576
>>[ ] It hurts you that she thinks of herself as a thing.

I'm smelling a bit of samefagging here...

>>43794576
>>[ ] It hurts you that she thinks of herself as a thing.
>>[ ] People aren’t animals. They just don’t work like that.
we are not Julian

>>43794576
>[X] It is fitting that a Priest of the Crown should be worshipped.

>people aren't voting for this
What are you, gay?

>>43794576
>[ ] Write in.
I would like this relationship to be partnership. You should not think of yourself as a thing.
I would not have any more girls, if that makes you uncomfortable.
What are your feelings on the matter? Do you want her?

Basically
>Do you want me to have her?
only better phrased.

>>43794576
>[X] It is fitting that a Priest of the Crown should be worshipped.
N E M I

>>43794710
OR some Anons know how to have fun

>[X] It hurts you that she thinks of herself as a thing.
>[X] People aren’t animals. They just don’t work like that.

Far more anons for megalomania route than I thought, so:

>[X] Priesting Internally.

Writing.

>>43794576
>[ ] It hurts you that she thinks of herself as a thing.
>[ ] People aren’t animals. They just don’t work like that.
>[ ] You didn’t exactly mean to ‘establish dominance’ over anyone.

>>43794698
Why? If the Crown thing wins, JJ realizes that something is really off. If the others win, he gets to talk things through.

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basically CJ

ask Laura permission to fuck Megan and if she's cool with it

and no way is another dude coming into this

all the
>[ ] People aren’t animals. They just don’t work like that.
are ruining our chances with harems and threesomes. Maybe Laura wants to have some more girls to share with us? Just saying.

>>43794736
>>>[X] Priesting Internally.
This is the beginning.
Soon, anons.
Soon.

>>[ ] It is fitting that a Priest of the Crown should be worshipped.
>>[ ] You didn’t exactly mean to ‘establish dominance’ over anyone.
I AM THE MAN WHO GRABS THE SUN
RIDING TO VALHALLA!

>>43794736
>Far more anons for megalomania route than I thought

Because it's samefagging.

Don't turn up the megalomania. Maybe have it be a rush of self confidence?

>>43794748
>If the Crown thing wins, JJ realizes that something is really off.

Not necessarily.

Like how people who have mental problems won't necessarily realize something weird is up. They'll just think "this is how it always was."

>>43794734
in the marvel-verse its a quick way to die

>>43794748
and if he doesn't think something is off

>>43794736
You presented a 70% sure nuke option, in a quest known to be infested with trolls and salt lickers.
Its surprising we didnt see more votes for it.

Then again i expect crown to end up as: Wtf? where did that come from? Itd be nice if that thing fucked far off.

>>43794736
>Priesting Internally
Sounds like something's ruptured.

>>43794761
I bondburgered your sister.

>>43794762
>are ruining our chances with harems and threesomes.
That's not what that means.

>>43794761
Not permission to fuck Megan. Invitation to have threesomes with her.

Megan is DELICIOUS. I hope Laura wants some of dat fairy booty. I know I do.

>>43794777
Thats the sound of preistly pedophillia.

>>43794792
Ide say telling laura if she wants to bring in meg we are fine with trying it with her, kind of deal, but its on lauras terms.

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>>43794801
>sharing Laura

>>43794748
I was actually voting for drink the blood of the priest but this actually is a good way to look at it.

>>43794823
its important for JJ's girls to get along.

>>43794837
Euphoric.

>>43794404
I read a comic where Spidey has sex with Jessica Drew and Kitty at the same time. Literally.

>>43794837
They can get along without fugging.

>have a confirmed waifu from thread one
>everybody loved it for 141 threads
>now the waifu wars begins
fug

>>43794850
Spidercest issue 5 and 6? Those were good ones.

>>43794850
I saw the scene for that, would be a pretty weird feeling. I imagine Jessica got the best out of it all told.

>>43794873
What does being illiterate feel like?

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>>43794576
>[ ] It is fitting that a Priest of the Crown should be worshiped.

>>43794850
If the art and writing for that comic weren't so terrible, it'd be a p gud one.

>>43794873
its not waifu wars

its harem (is two girls a harem?) vs monogamy

If all three are fine with fucking each other, then what's the problem?

>>43794873
Nah man. Laura is and will always be best girl for JJ.
Their just exploring their relationship in how comfortable they are. Do they want to bring in other folks they both like? etc.
Its actually kind of normal in a weird way, since every relationship will have a point where folks discuss different things to try. Its rather adult in a sense. So long as it does not devolve into massive drama and JJ dosent act like a tool.

>>43794860
Now, now. There will always be times when, to quote Captain Zapp Brannigan: the spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised. They can take care of each other then.

>>43794873
No, this isn't waifu wars. This is internal strife over the question of waifu imperialism. Laura's already the nation, it's just that some people want to claim territories and others don't.

>>43794910
>So long as it does not devolve into massive drama and JJ dosent act like a tool.
I have absolutely no faith in the thread in this regard. See: the current conversation.

Fortunately, I trust Crusty to handle things well.

>>43794930
I blame crusty and his inherent British nature for leading us to this...

>>43794906
Yeah, I think it's p gud

>>43794951
Its the subtle influence of the Queen at work.
Its leaking through to the thread.

>>43794942
It's crusty. The increased demand for lewds will literally kill him.

>>43794951
>[Sexual colonialism intensifies]

>>43794910
>Priest of the Crown
>tool
Stop right there.

>>43794873
Why? Why even bother posting that bait?k

>>43794906
Harem needs at least 3 girls.
2 with 1 not being around most of the time is just an open relationship.

>>43794975
Never.

>>43794972
>i fuck this pussy in the name of the crown
>my union jack has risen
>conquer the wetlands

>>43794979
Unlimited Bait Works.

As you search for the right thing to say, an impression comes to you, unbidden and distinctly unwanted, crystallizing out of the chaos-space between thoughts. Of course, it says to you, blooming from somewhere not in your mind, but in your brain, in the meat and the fire, in the slip of blood through vein and bone through flesh. Of course this is the case. A Priest of the White Crown is a gift to the world, and the world is your reward.

All of them are yours.

You choke it from your throat, suddenly realizing what thoughts are beginning to form in you, and what they themselves are forming.

It’s strange – you don’t know what come over you. It was like another person speaking from your heart. Unfamiliar, yet part of you.

Wrapping your arm around Laura’s shoulders, you lean forward to kiss the crown of her head.

“It hurts that you think of yourself like that.” You say, quietly, suddenly very aware of how little fabric stands between you and the rest of the station. “You’re not a thing. You’re a person. And people…” Lying back, you scrunch up your thoughts into something strong. “People don’t really work like that. We’re not animals.”

Laura frowns. “We are. Human beings are”–

“Mammals, yeah, but…” You stop, thinking, and bring it back to what you actually care about. “It’s like… if I own you, than you own me just as much.”

There is silence for a while. You just breathe in and out, both of you.

>[ ] …So, like, is the Megan thing something she wants, or… or what? Please help, my brain is boiling here.
>[ ] That’s enough. Just relax for a bit, then get geared up.
>[ ] Write in.