>>43525717
Time to get raped by femorochi and have her bodysnatch the rape baby

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>>43525717
hey Laze, if you want you could drop me a description of what you imagine Kon to look like, got that he has Green (I imagine Jade) chakra, anything else?

Also this pick was trying to draw on the Third abit...then I realized we are similar to Kiba....fuck

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>>43525717


Fuck yeah Leaf Ninja time.

>>43525754
Put on a shirt nigga.

>>43525754
Shisui has green shit too.

That's gotta mess with Sasuke a bit.

>>43525753
Nah, that's not going to happen for another few years. Mitsuki's Boruto's age, after all, if he was conceived now he wouldn't be able to be on the same team.

>>43525790
what Kind? a weave one like Anko, come on we're Kon "Stud of the Leaf" Karagowa, give some fan service

>>43525754
He looks like a mix between Ichimaru Gin and Yuki Terumi and has Gins constant basically closed eyes and grin.

>>43525754
I don't really have a specific description, but I always saw him as wearing the standard flak jacket for one. That hairstyle's not bad though, I could get behind it.

>>43525803
You mean Itachi, right? I don't think Sasuke knows that much about Shisui.

>>43525754
Kon would wear a coat, and his flak jacket, Where else do you expect him to hide his explosive tags!?

>>43525829
Actually, Sasuke knew Shisui pretty well.
>My older brother's best friend.

>>43525717
LEAF NINJA TIME ONCE MORE!

HHYPE!

>>43525837
If we get smart we use summoning seals like Sauske had on his wrist, tattoo them on, never truly disarmed, summon then when we need, no weight, no risk to use, all of the boom

>>43525848
Sorry, poor phrasing. I mean that I don't think Sasuke ever saw Shisui in action, and so wouldn't know what his chakra was like.

Aww yeah, Kon time. I still think his chakra is purple/violet.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Mdo1K9i8KY&index=15&list=PL4C928EAF7AA5B906

Before you is Orochimaru, the man who killed your master three years ago. Beside him is one of his usual giant summon snakes. Both he and the snake don't seem irritated in the slightest at your appearance.

"You know boy, your arrival just might make this battle more interesting." Orochimaru says, his long tongue swaying. "The Jinchuuriki was just spinning around with those swords and making a fool of himself. Hopefully you'll have the incentive to take this a bit more seriously."

Beside you, the Jinchuuriki, Bee, scoffs before replying to Orochimaru's remark.

"Man, this scaly dude copping an attitude." he starts. "I just thought straight stomping you would be rude. Figured I'd start slow and set the mood. If I pulled Gyuuki out then you'd be screwed, yo."

Bee turns to you. "I can handle my own, aight? Unless you really wanna fight. Sounds like this creep ain't done you right. If you want, we can keep it tight."

Bee seems to be willing to cooperate, though he's confident he doesn't need to. Orochimaru looms in the distance, waiting for either of you to make a move.

>A.He's more dangerous than you think. We should work together

>B.I want to be the one to fight him

>C.If you can handle it, then I'll go help my teammates

>D.Other

>>43525894
>A.He's more dangerous than you think. We should work together

>>43525882
I think he watched his brother spar some with Shisui (who could totally kick his ass btw). But yeah, I get what you mean.
>>43525894
>D. "My mission is to return to the leaf with his headband and the biggest chunk I can find once he's dead. If you want to help, fine by me." Nice and cold.

>>43525894
>>A.He's more dangerous than you think. We should work together

The blood on Orochimaru's hands is that of my mentor, the Sandaime Hokage. His death will be at my hands.

>>43525894
>A.He's more dangerous than you think. We should work together

>>43525894
>A.He's more dangerous than you think. We should work together
Curse my lack of freestyling skills with which to compose a response.

>>43525894
>>C.If you can handle it, then I'll go help my teammates
Bii's primarily a close range specialist. We haven't trained with him.
We're more likely to get in each other's way than help.

>>43525894
>>A.He's more dangerous than you think. We should work together

>>43525894
>B. I'm going to be the one to kill him. And I'm going to enjoy it alot more than I probably should.

>>43525955
We can handle the giant snake, though, keep some pressure off him while he fights Orochimaru.

>>43525894
Whatever response we give to him, we rap it out.

>>43525894
>>A.He's more dangerous than you think. We should work together

>D.
He needs to die for what he's done to my village, my sensei, and countless innocents, he can't ever hurt anyone else again.

>>43525894
>A
Yo, dude i'm Kon of the leaf, this guy, yeah we major beef.
I'll run support and back up the beat, knock that fool off his feet. Yo

>come on decent free stylers get in here, im shit

>>43525894
>A.He's more dangerous than you think. We should work together
This cold mother fucker lives off surprise, underestimating him would be most unwise

>>43525983
How about for that second line we use "So excuse my intrusion to bring some relief, make it easy for you to go and knock out his teeth"?

Why are we rhyming?

>>43525894
>>A.He's more dangerous than you think. We should work together
Cloud and Leaf. We take down one of the sannins right here, right now.

>>43526061
Dunno, we should be completely serious about KILLING THE EVIL MASS MURDERING AKATSUKI WHO MURDERED OUR SENSEI

but you know, bee lol right?

>>43526061
Because Bee's thing is that he insists on rapping nearly everything he says, so we're being friendly and styling along with him.

>>43526053
Ma man, do it

>>43526115
Fuck being friendly, Kon should have his Murder set to 11.

>>43526107
Whilst I agree that Kon probably wouldn't joining with Bee's rap, he's never been super serious or obsessed with avenging the Third.

So chill

>>43526132
Kon's rage is like his traps, patient, seemingly calm, then at the critical moment his rage boils forth unleashing a hell unseen since the Ten Tails walked the earth.

>>43525894
>>A.He's more dangerous than you think. We should work together.

No rapping, it's serious time.

>>43525894
Check yo' self, didn't mean to harsh your flow,
Seven stingas and a lyrical lightning solo.
But your tempo... it ain't no swarm of Killa B's yo,
Can't go killin' da snake wit' nothin' but kendo,
So ro' wit da flow, an keep yo shit real peeps,
When you rollin' on da snake, you best be rollin' deep.

>>43525894
Laze, a serious question: Has Bee managed to shred Orochimaru's cloak yet? Because it is a universal rule that you can't beat an Akatsuki until they've lost their cloak.

Being serious is exactly what Orochimaru wants.

We gotta act aloof and pretend like he doesn't matter and then kick his ass! That'll really piss him off.

>>43526132

This. It is serious mode revenge time.

We can have a rap battle later.

>>43526204
No, no it won't. He doesn't get pissed until he starts losing.

>>43526191
you the lyrical rap slinga from the last thread?

>>43526224
Maybe.

>>43526222
I wonder if he'll ressurect our parents to try and fuck with us, only for us to ask who they are.

>>43526191
I do hope B says this at some point.

Even if he never does it's pretty good anon-who-made-it.

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Basically, how i see our Divine Aegis. I'm trying to draw Kon using his KG, and i'm using this as a base. So, guys, Kon's supposed to be kinda like Ichimaru Gin but with black hair, right?

>>43526310
I was under the impression its brown that's the way I drew it

>>43526310
Green hair.

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Green Energy + Monkey Aesthetic

Guys. We're Chiro now.

SUPER ROBOT MONKEY TEAM HYPERFORCE GO!

>>43526365
YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH

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>>43525717
>>43525894
Just caught up and glad to be part of the quest.

Now fellas though I must suggest that the Ten Ten Fags need to make Kon speak up and let her know about his feelings, but also let her know that he can see her focusing on her career as a ninja and that it is a respectable endeavor but that she should know that you are there for her if she ever needs you whether it be for friendship or something more.

On the note of other things I go with with Option A
>A.He's more dangerous than you think. We should work together.
But it must be conveyed in rap.

>>43526393
IF I SHUT MY WHORE MOUTH THEN I CAN'T PLEASURE YOU ANON WITH MY MOUTH THAT IS A WHORE.

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>>43525912
>>43525921
>>43525932
>>43525940
>>43525961
>>43525982
>>43525983
>>43525991
>>43526073

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5FeKFKLvwA

You know that fighting an Akatsuki member alone isn't a risk either of you should be taking.

"He's more dangerous than you think. He killed my teacher, the Third Hokage." you explain. "We should work together."

"I hear you." Bee responds, putting his swords away. "I'mma go into my tailed beast form and take out those summon snakes of his, and try and keep him on the run for you. I'll let you do what you need to do."

A cloak of chakra similar to Naruto's begins to envelop Bee, and he breaks off to fight Orochimaru's snake. At the sight of this, Orochimaru's eyes widen just a bit.

"Oho, so he's finally using the beast's power? I heard he was a perfect Jinchuuriki." Orochimaru muses. "A simple snake like that is nothing to him. It will take much more."

Orochimaru cycles through some hand signs and performs the Summoning Jutsu, from which appears a familiar giant purple snake.

"Manda." Orochimaru calls to it. "That man there contains the tailed beast within him, we need to capture him. I trust you can handle it?"

"Don't you doubt me." Manda says. "I will easily defeat him. You had best prepare a suitable offering for when I am done."

"Of course." Orochimaru responds, before facing you. "Now then, shall we begin?"

>A.Get close and attack

>B.Keep your distance and attack

>C.Set the field with explosives

>D.Other

>>43526310
Green, It's been that way for a long time, And it had a big shitstorm and a vote even.

>>43526397
We aren't rapping, and we aren't gonna try to bang Tenten until the war kicks off.

>>43526397
To late, the Kuro train is on the tracks...plus you know upsetting the Stonekage grand daughter...not a great idea

>>43526422
>C.Set the field with explosives

>>43526422
>C.Set the field with explosives

>>43526310
Anons it was voted a while ago that green hair was canon

Laze likes the hairstyle of >>43525754

but with him wearing a flak jacket.

That might as well be his canon appearance.

>>43526422
>C.Set the field with explosives

>>43526422
>D. Wait for him to attack, block it with a feedback barrier, then move around his attack using an Impact-enhanced Shunshin for a close range attack.

>>43526193
He has not

>>43526191
Also, my condolences to the anon that wrote this magnificent piece, I'm sorry it couldn't be used here

>>43526422
>>C.Set the field with explosives

>>43526422
>D. SUMMON MONKEY KING!

>>43526422
>A.Get close and attack
Our best ranged attack is precision damage and won't much hurt a man made of snakes, and being made of snakes means he'll just slither around any traps we plant.

>>43526422
>B.Keep your distance and attack

>C.Set the field with explosives

Just do some basic trapping, we need some reserves.

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>>43526422
>D. We need to King Kong this mug

>>43526422
Begin to rig the field, likely the only prep time we will get. Be aware and ready for Genjutsu.

>Laze do we actually stand a chance here? what are our Chakra reserves looking like?

>>43526467
>He has not

Well we have some work to do then.

Also reminder that this fight is. the. hardest. yet.

Oro will kill us given the chance no doubt.

Let's play this smart and cautious.

Remember Orochimaru's worst stat is his Tijutsu, just don't let him use techniques and we can pummel him

>>43526422
B

>>43526625
He can always summon the kusanagi though.

>>43526625
It isn't that simple anon, however i agree that after we make an opening we should engage in CQC, maybe we should try to double team him with Enma and get him in beatdown mode if we can manage to summon him.

I just want to point out that i'm sure one of the main reasons this pair was chosen to come after B is his weakness to poison.

By which i simply mean he has no defense against it outside of trying to not get poisoned in the first place.

If B gets poisoned we need to become hyper aggressive because this fight will become very one sided and we need to force a conclusion.

Just one anon's thoughts.

>>43526422
>>C.Set the field with explosives

Its bomberman time.

>>43526447
>>43526451
>>43526459
>>43526468
>>43526493
>>43526536

You have to play this cautiously. Orochimaru is undoubtedly the strongest enemy you've ever faced alone, and one wrong move could spell your end.

You decide to start with an old standby, you set explosive tag traps all around in an effort to control the battlefield.

"Oh? You want to limit my movements? If I recall, that's exactly what you did against that boy in the Chunin exams all those years ago." Orochimaru notes. "I do not need to move from this spot, however. With my arsenal of jutsu, I can defeat you while standing still."

Suddenly, four mud clones rise from the ground behind you, as Orochimaru cycles through some hand signs.

"Fire Release: Phoenix Flower Jutsu!"

His attack approaches you from the front, and his clones from behind. The explosives you've set will also make it hard to maneuver.

>A.Dodge, you can get far enough away to avoid everything

>B.Try to knock his attack out of the air, then deal with the clones

>C.Put up a barrier

>D.Other

>>43526850
>A.Dodge, you can get far enough away to avoid everything

>>43526850
>D. Leap REALLY far up into the air with a Impact-enhanced Shunshin. Use Chakra to direct descent (and speed it up) and crash right into Orochifucker with all the force of a particularly horny meteorite.

>>43526850
>>A.Dodge, you can get far enough away to avoid everything

Remember, Kons barrier is weak to fire.

>>43526850
>A.Dodge, you can get far enough away to avoid everything

>>43526850
>>B.Try to knock his attack out of the air, then deal with the clones

>>43526850
>>43526886
>Impact Release: Palm Descending from Heaven
Fund it.

>>43526850
>A.Dodge, you can get far enough away to avoid everything

>>43526850
>>>B.Try to knock his attack out of the air, then deal with the clones

>>43526850
Use our knife on a rope to pull one of his mud clones into his own attack.

>>43526850
>A.Dodge, you can get far enough away to avoid everything

Straight up if need be. While we're at it, detonate the tags, should blow up the mud clones and clearly Orochi's not fussed by them.

>>43526946
This, the smoke could provide cover.

>>43526850
B

>>43526850
>>A.Dodge, you can get far enough away to avoid everything

Try to counter with a shattershot, make HIM move.

>>43526946
Seconding.

>>43526931
This use a little impact chakra (only a little) to boost our strength to be higher than his. Swing that clone into the attack and knock the others into the bombs.

>>43526946
Sounds good, also voting to counter with a shattershot.

>>43526921
>>43526946
Both of these could be done at the same time. I'm going with this.

>>43526946
this and in the chaos summon the monkeys to lock his senses. They will only last briefly so we will have to strike fast, VERY FAST

>>43526886
>>43526946
Seconding both these. I think they'll go well together.

>>43526886
>>43526850
HORNY METEORITE FTW!

>>43526886

This. This is awesome.

>I have the high ground Kon!

Kon leaps high into the sky

>Fuck you Orochimaru! I have the high ground now!

>>43526886
>>43526946
>Cover the area in explosives
>Hit the ground with enough raw power to create a 6 megaton explosion
>All the tags in the area go off at the same time
>Kon is the only survivor.

>>43527055

>"You can't have the high ground if THERE'S NO GROUND!"
>Sets off tags.

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>>43526886
>>43526946

You need to get clear of his attacks and find a way to attack him, so you quickly think of a way to do both.

You force Impact chakra into your feet, and jump to a great height, far out of the reach of Orochimaru's attacks. You set off some off your explosive tags, hoping to destroy the mud clones in the blast.

As you fall, you direct yourself in Orochimaru's direction, ready to strike him with an attack fueled by both Impact chakra and gravity. If he doesn't want to move, he'll suffer the consequences.

Before you can hit him, Orochimaru smirks.

"Summoning: Rashomon!"

A gate with a demonic face rises to greet your attack. You strike it, and are able to smash through, but you lose most of your momentum. You're left face to face with Orochimaru, who has produced a sword from his gullet, and is prepped to attack.

>A.Stay at this range, meet him in close combat

>B.Try to back off quickly and attack from range

>C.Other

>>43527113
We need to hit up the Tsuchigumo clan and Fury the fuck out of everything.

>>43527210
>A.Stay at this range, meet him in close combat
Use barrier

>>43527210
>A. Stay at this range, meet him in close combat.
>C. Open up with a shattershot first, then move through it right after him.

Jesus christ, we punched right through a Rashomon?

>>43527210
>A.Stay at this range, meet him in close combat

>>43527210
>>A.Stay at this range, meet him in close combat
We broke through Rashomon?
We hit harder than I thought.

>>43527210
>Use knife on a rope, wrap it around his sword and then channel our electricity through it and zap Orochimaru's ass.

Then take his fucking sword and stab him with it until he's a bloody pile of puncture wounds.

>>43527210
>A.Stay at this range, meet him in close combat
Put up that Impact Release Armor we've got. We do NOT want to get cut by Kusanagi.

>>43527246
Kusanagi's the snake equivalent of Enma. If we try to wield it the sword will just turn back into a snake, bite us, then go over to Orochimaru again.

>>43527210
>>A.Stay at this range, meet him in close combat

>>43527246
We DO have a Kyoketsu-Shoge

>>43527210
>>A.Stay at this range, meet him in close combat

Get rid of that fucking sword if you can, with the rope knife.

Then shattershot him.

Wait i forget can he do jedi bullshit with he sword and call it back?

>>43527268
Yeah. The knife on a rope.

>>43527210
If he tries to stab rather than take the brunt, catch to between palm and then round house kick the fucker with chakra kick. That sword can move on its own to keep aware, we saw it drop Sensei.

>>43527210
>C. Compliment his barrier. It didn't stop us, but it did slow us down quite a bit.

>>43527279
We should strap an explosive tag on the end of it, just because there's no way snake guy isn't gonna cut the rope.

Also bomb flail. BOMB FLAIL.

>>43527270
Yeah, he can control it. That's how he killed Sarutobi in canon.

I forgot about it transforming back into the snake.

It's also sharp enough to harm Monkey King in his adamant staff form.

We should really get our summon on.

>>43527318
Probably next post anon, as soon as we have an opening to summon so we won't get punished.

Soon anon, soon.

>>43527222
>>43527226
>>43527232
>>43527236
>>43527266
>>43527267
>>43527270

You have to take any opportunity to hit him that you can get. As Orochimaru swings his sword at you, you cover your body with Impact chakra to dull the blow, while pulling out your kyoketsu-shoge. You can feel your chakra sapping, but the blade is blocked, giving you the time you need to wrap around the sword and disarm Orochimaru.

As you toss the sword aside, it transforms into a snake and begins to slither back towards you and Orochimaru. You want to put as much distance as possible between them, so you quickly use a Shattershot.

As you expected, Orochimaru knows the trick to not getting stunned, and he leaps backwards. He's struck by the attack, but only receives minor damage.

"So you made me move, after all." he chuckles. "I guess you can consider that a small victory."

You have mere moments before the snake reaches Orochimaru and he undoubtedly comes at you for another attack.

>A.Get close to him again, don't let up

>B.Attack him from here

>C.Summon

>D.Other

>>43527522
>A. Get close again, don't let up.
>D. Prep a Vacuum Whirlwind jutsu as you close the distance, because you just KNOW that motherfucker gonna try and hit you with snakes before you get there.

>>43527522
>D. "Nah. All according to the plan." Use Titan's Grasp in the Kusanagi Snake. And, if he tries to turn it back into a sword, we give it back to him, by throwing it with our remote barrier right into his chest;

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>>43527522
>>C.Summon

FOR SARUTOBI SENSEI!

>>43527522
Guys, the 3 monkeys won't do jack shit against him. He's a snake man. He can taste air/detect heat via touch.

Now, if we had the OTHER monkey summon...

>>43527522
can we nail the snake to the ground and go for the Enma summoning?

>>43527522
>D.Other

Use your barriers to bind the snake. We worked on doing that for full size opponents, right? Should be a lot easier to maintain on a snake-size target. Then charge back into Taijutsu range.

>>43527544

And if we do it between orochimaru and the snake sword, they will be separated further.

>>43527558
Go all out, when we summon Enma say to him "I think it's time to righted the mistakes of the past, are you with me?" if we could charge him with chakra when he is transformed imagine the power, hell we could shield the staff to protect Enma a little to!

>>43527522
>C.Summon
YO ENMA! LITLLE HELP PLEASE.

>>43527582
EXACTLY!
>>43527557
>>43527576
That drains Chakra immensely. We'll be out in seconds if we try it. Needs more practice.

>>43527522
>>43527544
This. Much as I want to summon Enma, we have the advantage here and I'd like to press it.

>>43527544
>>43527522
2nded

>>43527522
>>D.Other
Shattershot the snake.

>>43527522
>>43527544
Its a bitch but for now this, maybe Enma soon. We could make a brief imprisonment jutsu to get him in range.

>>43527680
For the second time, the imprisonment thing is too Chakra intensive to use in the field.

>>43527544
Support>>43527522

>>43527522

>D Heavenly lance the snake sword to kill it and then close to melee.

>>43527544

You need to press the advantage, and keep pressure on him. You dash forward to close the distance.

Orochimaru takes note of your approach and retaliates.

"Multiple Striking Shadow Snakes!"

At Orochimaru's command, several snakes burst from his sleeve and lunge at you, fangs bared.

You inhale and form some hand signs, preparing your jutsu.

"Wind Release: Vacuum Wave!"

As you spin, you exhale and push all the snakes away form you, including the one that was still approaching, ready to return to sword form.

As you stop spinning, and the snakes disappear, you notice that Orochimaru has vanished.

>A.Close in on the sword snake, that's where he'll go

>B.Back off and use this opportunity to summon

>C.Try to attack now, while he's in hiding

>D.Other

>>43527804
>C.
>D. He's underground. Break the ground with a Musce/Impact enhanced punch.

>>43527804
>>>B.Back off and use this opportunity to summon

>>43527804
>>43527826
This

>>43527804
>A.Close in on the sword snake, that's where he'll go
And if not, hey, there's one less headache.

Goddammit captcha, what's with all this food?

>>43527826
Second.

>>43527804
>C.Try to attack now, while he's in hiding
We've got the sort of chakra-enhanced punches Sakura used to pop Kakashi out of the ground. If Orochibitch is hiding underground that'd mess with him, and even if he wasn't it may fuck with the snake.

>>43527804
>>43527826
This.

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>>43527804
Let's pull a Sakura!

Fuck that tunneling prick!

>>43527826

Make like Tsunade sensei!

>>43527804
So, Laze, how are we doing on a 1-10 on Orochi's Oshitometer?

>>43527879
Right now, like 3

>>43527804
jump into the air and then flood the area with tags

>>43527894
...we were a 1 before, weren't we?

>>43527804

>this
>>43527850
would in theory boost our releases effect, the harder the surface the more vunrable, plus if he is tunneling being the weak point in the solid ground would lead all the energy to it as it tries to shatter at its weakest point. No chanc eof dodge and would defiantly stun him.

>>43527894
Seriously? I would've hoped we'd at least be a 4-5 after getting through Rashomon.

>>43527804
>D.Other
Kon smash! The ground

>>43527908
Consider that he barely responds with any fear when fighting a berserk jinchuriki and I'd say that a three is actually pretty good.

>>43527826
Totes backing this.

Do we know how Bee is doing? or Neji's fight?

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>>43527804
>>43527826
This.

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>>43527826

You can't see him, but there's no doubt as to where he's gone. He's underground. You get the chakra flowing as you pull back your fist for Lady Tsunade's signature technique.

You punch the ground with astonishing force, and cause it to crumble all around you. You notice Orochimaru get ejected near the snake, tears all over his cloak. The snake slithers into his hand and transforms back into a sword as he stands up.

"Tsunade's technique, isn't it?" Orochimaru muses. "You must be quite something. Trained by both her and Sarutobi. You have a bright future ahead of you. If you can survive here, that is."

Suddenly, the whole ground shakes. You glance over to see a giant bull with octopus tentacles getting constricted by Manda. It must be the eight tails. All you can do is hope Bee can handle himself, as you can't spare any attention from this fight.

Orochimaru flashes through more hand signs.

"Fire Release: Fireball Jutsu!"

The fireball sent at you is a much greater size than you've seen from Sasuke. Orochimaru likely has ascertained your wind affinity and is using an appropriate element to match.

>A.Dodge and get up close again

>B.Dodge and keep at a distance

>C.Block it and rush him once the attack dissipates

>D.Other

We're also double effective because lightning is strong against Earth! Orochi can't use his digging to save himself.

>>43528206
>A.Dodge and get up close again

>>43528206
>B.Dodge and keep at a distance

Time to summon monkey king and show Orochimaru that we intend to show him exactly what we've been trained.

>>43528206
>B.Dodge and keep at a distance
We damaged his cloak, that means we're winning!

Dodge, wait for an opening to summon Enma before we close.

>>43528206
I know its risky and a bit of a drain on chakra but why don't we try to jump though it, surprise him like fuck, drive our sword through his chest and slam a tag into his mouth

>>43528206
>A. Dodge and get close again.
The transfer of heat is most easily measured by exposure time. If we use an impact-shunshin and make an impact barrier to lead the way, we can punch right through the fireball AND his jaw.

>>43528206
>tears all over his cloak
yessss

>>43528266
Impact shares Wind's weakness to Fire.

>>43528206
>>B.Dodge and keep at a distance
Lance him while we dodge.

>>43528206
>A.Dodge and get up close again

>>43528206
>>A.Dodge and get up close again

>>43528278
But that just means it's a larger drain as time goes on. Which won't matter if it's only up for a second or two.

>>43528301
It makes the barrier super unstable and fucks it up to the point anyone could break it easily.

>>43528206
>A.Dodge and get up close again
We should punch some of the ground up into chunks, use it as a shield while we advance.

>>43528301
It feeds Fire, dumbass. Using an Impact barrier would be actively counterproductive.

>>43528206
>>A.Dodge and get up close again
It's working. Keep it up.

Blast that snake away as we close in, drop and smoke bomb and emerge wielding Enma, give the Snake a heart attack

>>43528206
>>A.Dodge and get up close again

Take his smug snake face off.

>>43528246
>>43528266
>>43528298
>>43528300
>>43528329
>>43528340
>>43528405

You want to limit how much he can dish out these fire attacks, so you need to get close again.

You're able to dodge the fireball by punching up some chunks of earth, giving you a path around the side of the fireball and closer to Orochimaru.

You close in on him as he swings his sword, and use your Impact armor again. This time, you don't bother with sword and just punch him. He moves, but you get a glancing blow. You see Orochimaru visibly flinch before dropping his sword.

"Well, that's quite unpleasant." Orochimaru grunts. "I think I'll keep my distance from you."

Orochimaru jumps back to get space between you. You make to follow, but suddenly Orochimaru's sword flies up into your path, and you're forced to stop before you inadvertently cleave yourself in half. It seems Orochimaru can control his sword with out even touching it.

Orochimaru stands some distance away, preparing to unleash another attack.

>A.Fight him from here, you can handle it

>B.Don't let him set the distance, close in any way possible

>C.Get back even further to summon

>D.Other

>>43528626
>>C.Get back even further to summon

>>43528626
>>C.Get back even further to summon

>>43528626
Use our chain lightning and direct it at the sword, so it'll bounce from it to Orochimaru.

>>43528626
>>B.Don't let him set the distance, close in any way possible

>>43528626
>>C.Get back even further to summon

"Time to start monkeying around!"

>>43528626
>C.Get back even further to summon

>>43528626
>D.Other

Okay, I'mma suggest something ridiculous.

We bind the sword with impact chakra, just for a second, letting us grab the thing without it chopping us up, and then we use our Tsunade-strength or impact attack to spin around and throw it a mile off into the distance.

>>43528736
>He just resummons it

I think we need to damage it enough where it'll poof back to it's snake dimension.

>>43528626
>>B.Don't let him set the distance, close in any way possible

Could we drop a lance through him now while he is prepping, when he casts, we use two lances, the first will make a hole through whatever he is firing, the second right behind it will punch through and hit him dead on. His own technique will stop him from seeing it coming.

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>>43528626
>>C.Get back even further to summon

>>43528626
>>B.Don't let him set the distance, close in any way possible

>>43528791
I'd agree but it works both ways. We won't see him and he might be following up by tunneling underground so we'd miss and expend chakra

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>>43528663
>>43528664
>>43528716
>>43528735
>>43528799

You can't keep pressure up by yourself as long as Orochimaru can force distance like this. You need help.

You put even more distance between you and Orochimaru, then flash through your hand signs.

"Summoning Jutsu!"

In a puff of smoke, the Monkey King Enma appears. He quickly glances over and notices Orochimaru.

"Finally." Enma smirks. "You did well to summon me now, Kon. Now we can correct Sarutobi's mistake. But be wary of that sword, the Sword of Kusanagi. It is sharp enough even to cut me in my adamantine staff form."

>A.Have Enma transform

>B.Fight separately, one of you keep Orochimaru from making use of the sword

>C.Both of you try to wail on Orochimaru

>D.Other

>>43529012
>B.Fight separately, one of you keep Orochimaru from making use of the sword

Also, I've got to eat dinner then do some errands, so it might be a while, guys

>>43529012
>A.
>D. "Not if I've got you coated in my chakra."

Have we hit a 5 yet, Laze?

>>43529012
>>B.Fight separately, one of you keep Orochimaru from making use of the sword

Use our knife on a rope and wires to wrangle in the sword.

Then cover it in all the explosion tags we own.

>>43529012
>B.Fight separately, one of you keep Orochimaru from making use of the sword

>>43529012
>>B.Fight separately, one of you keep Orochimaru from making use of the sword

>>43529012
B

Enma stops sword and we go for orochibitch

>>43529044
As much as I'd love to be a badass staff wielder like Sarutobi with an impact beatstick, I just don't think we've practiced enough (at all?) at staff combat.

>>43529012
b

>>43529012
>>B.Fight separately, one of you keep Orochimaru from making use of the sword

>>43529144
More excuse to hang out with Tenten and learn how to use a staff properly.

She did use one against us when we trained with the knife on a rope.

>>43529012
>>B.Fight separately, one of you keep Orochimaru from making use of the sword

Tag team GOOOOOOOOOO

Fight Separately, we fight Orochimaru, while Enma deals with the sword, unless he has another plan. Could we pop a quick combo move at Orochimaru like water and Lighting combo?

Also I hate to be the unpopular opinion, but wouldn't we be better at blocking the sword? I don't know how effective Enma would be at dealing with it, whereas we're practically made for it with barriers.

>>43529012
>>B.Fight separately, one of you keep Orochimaru from making use of the sword

>>43529012
>D Have Enma utilize justu as a support from a distance while neutralizing the sword.

If this motherfucker reanimates Sarutobi i swear to god.

Enma knows various jutsu right?

What's to stop him from trapping the sword in dense earth and assisting us?

>>43529347
I doubt he will. The Edo Tensei takes a while to prep before it can be activated, even if he was keeping a zombie in reserve it would be pretty improbable that it happened to be Sarutobi.

>>43529403
He had the third kazekage prepped and it was defeated (By Kiba and Co.!), i just thought he might have more than one prepped to be safe.

>>43529721
No, that was Sasori. He made a puppet out of his corpse. Kind of funny, now that I think about it, that Akatsuki put both of the necromancers on one team. Guess it's kind of like putting Hidan and Kakuzu together.

>>43529775
Sasori and Orochimaru both have hard ons for timing, as well.

>>43529848
and if we play our cards right and the others do we have the smallest chance of putting them both down now! I feel we are lacking, Sasori is dead by now in the main time line, besides we need to make Kon a big enough threat for a Bingo Book and have a bad ass name.

>>43529775
They like to do that. In canon the "Artists" were together, and as well in canon the "Cannibals" (Itachi and Kisame killed their fellow villagers). Fucking Akatsuki.

I wonder who Naruto is paired with. Probably Tobito.

(Also seriously for gods sakes Kiba actually being able to do something in shippuden, it's awesome. Hopefully Kiba can take down Sasori with the others.)

(And Sauceman is feeling like the weak link for jobbing with no kills or takedowns.)

>>43529945
Given that Itachi isn't here, Naruto would probably be paired up with Kisame as Team Transforming Monsters.

>>43529945
Sauce just came back after the 3(?) year training/road trip with the jiraya

give him a few missions then he'll make a name for himself

I think Itatchi should give Kon permission to fomr a specialist section of the ANBU, kinda mixed special forces from all the nations that sign an agreement. All the members are pooled together, no headbands, just black outfits and a steel colored hunter nin mask. Akatski HK teams.

>>43529945
Well, it sort of makes sense. Sasuke's taking Naruto's role, sort of, and Naruto didn't score any kills until Pain, and only two technical takedowns (Kakuzu as part of a team effort and a clone of Itachi that was fighting at reduced strength). For being an overpowered protagonist, he actually isn't very effective for the beginning of Shippuden. He sure grows into the role, though.

>>43530078
Now I like that a lot.

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>43529012
Rolling to summon Laze

>>43530226
You need ninja butts.

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>43530226

>>43529034
>>43529051
>>43529059
>>43529067
>>43529117
>>43529146
>>43529228
>>43529256
>>43529342

With that sword out of the way, you'd have a much better chance at dealing Orochimaru a decisive blow.

"Can you keep that sword off me while I attack?" you ask Enma.

"Very well. I will cover you." Enma responds. "Just make sure you give Orochimaru what's coming to him."

You and Enma dash forward after Orochimaru. The sword of Kusanagi moves to disrupt you, but you move as Enma grabs it. It turns to a snake and slips out of his grasp, but Enma remains fixed on it.

"This sword will not reach Kon as long as I am here!" Enma declares. "Fight him on your own power, Orochimaru!"

Enma has your back covered, so you can rush Orochimaru with impunity. Before you can close in to melee range, Orochimaru fires another jutsu in your direction.

"Fire Release: Phoenix Flower Jutsu!"

It's this move again. If you took the time to block or dodge, all your effort in closing the distance would be wasted, which is exactly what Orochimaru wants. So you put up your Impact armor to give you the absolute minimum of protection before dashing through the attack.

You're burned a bit by the flames, but you push through straight in front of Orochimaru. You can tell by his expression that he didn't expect that. He quickly shuffles through some hand signs just before you strike him.

"Wind Release: Great Breakthrough!"

A gust of wind pushes against you, slowing you down. You land your punch on Orochimaru, but are immediately blown back quite a ways. Orochimaru looks like he is having difficulty moving, but he suddenly glances at you and casts a jutsu before you can close in on him.

"Paralysis Jutsu!"

You feel yourself being bound. It doesn't take too long to break out of the technique, but by the time you do, Orochimaru can also move freely again.

Once again, he's managed to put distance between you.

>continued

>>43530226
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>>43530248

Good work guys, those rolls kinda look like butts! Maybe it'll work!

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>>43530275
Have ninja-butt tribute

>>43530301
And there are anons in this thread that don't want that booty.

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>>43530275

Enma appears next to you.

"He's stopped trying to use the Sword of Kusnagi to attack." Enma explains. "He unsummoned it entirely. he may be up to something."

Just then, the ground shakes again. Looking over tells you that Manda has fallen. In fact, you see that it wasn't just Bee that did it, Lady Tsunade is here too.

"It's over, Orochimaru!" Tsunade calls. "You can't face us all!"

"It seems I'm left with only one option, then." Orochimaru says, performing some hand seals. "My strongest jutsu!"

"Eight-Headed Serpent Jutsu!"

Orochimaru transforms into a giant white snake, growing several heads. He grows to a size even larger than Manda.

"Is this guy for real?" you hear from the eight tailed beast.

Eventually the giant creature looms over all of you.

>A.Try to scale the creature and attack

>B.Blast it from here

>C.Direct Enma

>D.Coordinate with Bee or Tsunade

>E.Other

>>43530396
It's still really fucking good looking

>>43530429
>>C.Direct Enma
Can he use his Adamantine Prison Wall on Orochimaru to pin him down?

THEN HEAVENLY LANCE!

>>43530429
>D. Coordinate with Bee and Tsunade
>"I'll Stun him, you two finish him!"
MAX SHATTERSHOT

>>43530429
>C. Direct Enma
With the sword of Kusanagi out of the way, Enma can become his staff form which we can utilise

>>43530429
>B.Blast it from here
>C.Direct Enma
Emma Staff focus my Heavenly lance
>D.Coordinate with Bee or Tsunade
I'll make an opening, hammer him!

>>43530429
>C.Direct Enma
Adamantine Staff Impact strikes is a go
>D.Coordinate with Bee or Tsunade
Bee tries to hold the fucker in place while both Kon and Tsunade beat the shit out of any weak spots(if there are any)

>>43530429
>Enma, turn into the Adamantine Staff, Tsunade, you've got to wield him.
>Tag team with Bee from the sides while Tsunade goes head on.

>>43530429
In theory the Adamantine staff could knock the nine tails out of a country. How about we coordinate with Tsunade and Bee. Maybe we could get under him and knock him into the air. then everyone blasts him as he falls

>>43530429
Fucking Yamata-no Orochi.
>C.Direct Enma
Adamantine Wall Prison, pin down those heads so we can punch them.

>>43530429
>>B.Blast it from here
All i can think of right now is Brave Sir Robin.
Shoot it before the minstrels show up.

>>43530396
Hey, we haven't seen Kuro's yet. A shinobi must survey the whole scope of things before acting.

>>43530445
No I mean there are anons that aren't committed to making Ten Ten our waifu.

>>43530429
>>A.Try to scale the creature and attack
Let a head try to eat us and eat a shattershot

>C.Direct Enma
Have him turn into a staff and take him with us for him to be closeby for on the fly protection.

>D.Coordinate with Bee or Tsunade

Have tsunade fuck up the ground and make it unstable and then deal with it on the ground while B

USES A FUCKING BEAST BOMB TO SNIPE THE THREE RIGHT HEADS AT ONCE

>>43530525
Bravely bold Sir Robin
Rode forth from Camelot
He was not afraid to die
Oh Brave Sir Robin
He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways
Brave, Brave, Brave Brave Sir Robin.

He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp
Or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken
To have his kneecaps split and his body burned away
And his limbs all hacked and mangled, Brave Sir Robin.

>>43530537
So you want to marry her for her butt?

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>>43530396
And think, people want to pass this by?

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>>43530564
>Hey Grandpa Kon. How'd you meet Grandma?

>I saw that fine ass and made my move....six years after meeting her and we both became the best shinobi and kunoichi in our fields.

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>>43530537
That's because Kurotsuchi is friendly, energetic, awesome, and first in line to become the new Stonekage.

>>43530524
Wall prison is a great idea, but we should focus it on one head to ensure one goes down.

>>43530620
>Marry next Stonekage
>Get called a Traitor/Deserter
>WTF guys she's hot
>They agree wholeheartedly but still call Deserter/Traitor

>>43530680
We can't be a traitor if we're the Hokage can we?

Imagine it, two Kages married and the villages both prosper

>>43530680
>implying we'd desert our village
>implying we wouldn't turn her into a spy for the leaf with the Impact Dick

>>43530680
worth it

>>43530680
i would like to think at least some people would say "tap that ass for the leaf"

>>43530721
Wasn't our little bro supposed for Hokage?

After Kon forms the Joined forces ANBU we forcefully stabilize the Hidden Rain and become the new ruler of it. We become a true neutral nation and middle ground guarded by the most Elite of all nations

>>43530429
>D.

Let's use teamwork.

>>43530765
>Waifufag bait / 10

>>43530770
yup. he can Pardon us if worst comes to worst, but there's a fair point can't let lil bro loose another person. Sid not I swear, Laze if you kill Tsunade not a happy chappy.

>>43530429
Adamantine Prison, and then once he's pinned get Bee to fuckin destroy him. 8 heads for 8 tails

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Whoa, check out how groovy this headband looks on 10/10

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You have a plan. You and Lady Tsunade can whittle the creature down, but it needs to be kept in place.

"Bee!" you shout. "Hold it down while Lady Tsunade and I wail on it!"

"No problem, kid." the tailed beast responds. "Just don't keep me waiting too long, alright?"

The beast grabs the giant serpent and tries to keep it in place as Tsunade heads up the serpent's back, trying to reach a head and do some damage.

You turn to Enma.

"Let's try and trap a head in an adamantine cage." you tell him. "Then I'll blast it."

"Very well." Enma responds. "Try to lure it close to the ground for me."

Enma takes off to get into a better position, as you approach the giant serpent. One of the heads dives for you, but its mouth opens wide, and reveals Orochimaru inside, wielding the sword of Kusanagi. He's primed to hit you before Enma can finish his jutsu.

>A.Back off, you'll get another chance

>B.Blast him, it'll slow him down enough

>C.Form a barrier to hold him in place

>D.Other

>>43530870
>>C.Form a barrier to hold him in place

>>43530870
>C.Form a barrier to hold him in place

>>43530870
>>C.Form a barrier to hold him in place

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>>43530865
get out

>>43530870
>>B.Blast him, it'll slow him down enough

>>43530870
>C. Form a barrier
Feedback barrier.

>>43530870
>>C.Form a barrier to hold him in place

>>43530865
Why are they all fat?

>>43530870
>D. Substitution Jutsu
>Get Stabbed
>Poof
>Reveal log literally wrapped in explosive tags at the end of his sword
>KABOOM!

>>43530870
>C.Form a barrier to hold him in place

>>43530870
>D. Detonate the tags we have under this beast.

>>43530870
>>C.Form a barrier to hold him in place

ROW ROW FIGHT THE AKAKSUKI

Sarutobi theme incoming.

SARUTOBI THEME INCOMING

>>43530912
>>43530870
This

>>43530934
....I can accept that.

>>43530934
This

>>43530870
>>43530934
So simple, why didn't I think of it?
Voting for this

>>43530934
I second this motion.

>>43530934
Oh hell yeah, FINALLY we can do this.

>>43530870
>>43530934
Supporting, also detonate all the tags we've deployed which his fat ass snake is lying on top of

>>43531004
Damn, completely forgot about that.

He is lying on top of a motherload of boom.

>>43530934
We must do this.

>>43530929
Are you asking why they're curvy? I guess because women are like that.

>>43530934
This sounds the coolest

>>43530934

No Orichimaru, you are the explodes.

Use a force barrier to hold him in place, was must not let him get to Emna. if we can go full Ermac, one shield around head, other on body, then twist them in opposite directions, then pull his head off. (be ready for something to pop out the neck

>>43530929
You consider that fat?

Holy shit m8 do you shag dry sticks or what?

>>43530870
supporting>>43530934

Also remember the bombs/traps set before m8

That shit will do some nice damage

>>43531134
Mate, if you can't see the outline of your dick in their stomach, they're fat.

>>43531182
Needs more cushion for the pushin' I say.

>>43531182
Maybe you dick just isn't all that big

Just saying...

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>>43531182
>Big dick problems

Every girl is skinny to me then.

>>43531182
Than I guess by those standards every woman in existence must be fat to you.

I was implying that you have a small penis.

>>43531182
>>43531208
this is not th place for this Lads. The only Dick we should focus on in these threads is Kon's...and maybe Shino fertilizing some hidden waterfall eggs

>>43531208
>>43531198
>>43531219
>>43531241
>missing the point this much
>implying it's possible to see the outline of your dick in a girl under any but the most extreme circumstance

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>>43531261
I wonder if Monkey Mountain will help us improve our chances with gurills?

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>>43530934
Here you go, anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTrhd5SBBpc&index=51&list=PL3AC39BCAE0A97F85

You don't need to pull some fancy jutsu to keep him occupied. You decide to keep things simple.

As Orochimaru lunges towards you, you prepare a substitution. As soon as the Sword of Kusanagi hits you, you disappear in a puff of smoke, replaced by a log covered in explosive tags. The explosion sends the head reeling before falling to the ground. Orochimaru retracted back into the snake, but he dropped the sword.

Enma appears over the fallen snake head, a prison formed of adamantine staves.

"Now, Kon! Destroy it!" he shouts.

You gather as much chakra as you can for one blast, and fire a Shattershot. The snake head is ripped to pieces.

It's then that your fatigue catches up to you. You're so tired. But there is one more thing you can easily do. You set off all the explosive tags that are currently below the giant serpent. The explosion causes the serpent to squirm in discomfort.

"This is it! Our chance is right here!" Tsunade shouts to Bee as she approaches. "Kon, I need to borrow Enma."

She grabs Enma as he returns to his staff form, and swings at the serpent with all her might.

The snake is struck, and flies into the air. There, it meets with an attack that the eight tails had been preparing,

"Tailed Beast Bomb!"

A sphere launches from the beast's mouth and hits the airborne serpent, causing a huge explosion.

Afterwards, only a small piece of the serpent remains, and falls to the ground. Out of it slides Orochimaru, or what's left of him. His entire lower body is destroyed.

"That was quite an impressive bout." he groans. "I'd say you did Sarutobi Sensei proud. How do you feel, boy?"

>A.Don't answer

>B.Respond (write-in)

>C.Other

>>43531278
>Extreme Circumstance

How'd you know my nickname for it?

>>43531278
I know I was just saying he has a small dick

we need to learn to do this sorta thing
https://youtu.be/01aagYIS9U4?t=137

>>43531293
>>C.Other
Keep hitting Orochimaru's lifeless body with our fists.

>"HE'S NOT DEAD UNTIL EVERYTHING IS GONE!"

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>>43531292
It'd definitely improve our chances with gorillas!

>>43531293
>>B.Respond (write-in)
>HEAVENLY LANCE!

>>43531293
>C.Other
Shank the fucker.

>>43531293
>>B.Respond (write-in)
"Disappointed."
Kunai to the face.

>>43531293
>>A.Don't answer

>>43531293
>B. "Disappointed. You could have been a great boon to the Leaf. You spat on it instead. It's really a shame all your talent was given to a monster like you."

>>43531293
>B.Respond (write-in)
Of course

You do know we'll have to kill now right?

>>43531293
>B. I'm both impressed with how far I come, and honored to have your approval, senpai.

>>43531293
>>B.Respond (write-in)"Why don't you ask him?"

Heavenly lance to the head.

>>43531293
I'll be happy when its over and its over when we confirm he is dead and I'm looking at thee evidence myself.

>BTW Laze can we claim that sword? will it still turn into a snake against us?

>>43531348
>Kunai to the eyes
FTFY

>>43531293
>C.Other
Destroy him

>>43531293
>A.Don't answer

>>43531293
>>A.Don't answer
Smash his head in before some bullshit plot armour has him get away/survive.

>>43531378
I support this before destroying him

>>43531383
I think it's part of the summoning contract, technically.