>>43510959
>What the hell is your problem?

>>43510959
>>What the hell is your problem?

>>43510959
>>The fuck you say to her?
>What the hell is your problem?

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>>43510959
>What the hell is your problem?

What crawled down your stack and died?

>>43510959
>>What the hell is your problem?
TELL YOUR NEWEST ADORABLE SISTER

>>43510959
>Just ignore her.

Live, from /tg/, it's FRIDAY NIGHT!
Not much to report this week. WoWS 0.5.1 drops with changes that have CVs up in arms, WT 1.53 has the community saltier than the dead sea
ACI is running yet another NTDM featuring enemy ace planes from ACAHL

>>43510959
>Give her the DD

>>43510959
>What the hell is your problem?

>>43510959
>What the hell is your problem?
"Ease off, dyke. Do I look like Atlanta to you?"

>>43510959
>Just ignore her.

>>43510959
She just found out her namesake is full of homos and liberals, didn't she? Poor thing.

But Sammy is a priceless treasure in every iteration of her existence.

"THE FUCK YOU SAY TO HER?"

>>43510959
>>What the hell is your problem?

>>43510959
>Just ignore her.

just a drunk looking for a fight.

>>43510959
>Just ignore her.

We dont have our bat, and a chair leg would be improper.

>>43510959
>The fuck you say to her?

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>>43511165
>implying

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>>43510959
>What the hell is your problem?
YOU WANNA GO M8
1V1 ME BEHIND THE DUMPSTER, BRING ALL YER M8S SO THEY CAN SEE ME GLASS YA STRAIGHT IN THE GABBA

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>>43511187
>Spider Jerusalem
Patrician taste

>>43510959
>>Other

"Come on over here, and bring the bottle. Noone should be drinking alone."

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What if an Abyssal Girl we meet is actually a Merc Girl?

Did Merc make any new characters or is it the same old soup sandwich with a new gloss of paint?

>>43511254
time for UNDERSTANDING, failing that FRIENDSHIP THROUGH SUPERIOR FIREPOWER

>>43511278

Yep.

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>>43511254

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>>43511278
>merc
>new characters

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>>43510959
"What the hell is your problem?" You grunt, glaring daggers at her. Sure, she may have been named after your homeport, but that wasn't going to save her if she was gonna badmouth your best friend like that.

"Hey, you're the ones making all the noise, not me." San Fran shrugs as she fills up her glass with a fresh shot of whiskey. "I'm totally content to sit here by myself and drink quietly. Why don't you destroyers go play somewhere else and leave the capital ships alone."

Your frustration must have been visible, because Sam immediately presses her hands against your chest to keep you away from San Fran.

"Come on, Hoel, it ain't worth it." Sam shakes her head. "Not here."

"We got your back, sis." Johnston whispers, her hand reach for a nearby chair. Heerman gives a similar, acknowledging nod.

>Better listen to Sam
>Confront San Francisco
>Other

>>43510959
>Other
>Follow Sammy's lead.
Play it cool; we don't know how things work around here just yet. Unless Sammy goes fucking nuclear, in which case, have her fucking back.

Time for kantai mercs!
>>43511278
some of it's new, so far it's the same servings.

>>43511315
>>Better listen to Sam

>>43511315
>>Better listen to Sam

>>43511315
>Better listen to Sam

>>43511254
>inb4 We meet this pale as fuck white-haired girl wearing a black dress in the middle of the ocean.

Abyssal armor forms over her body as we get closer, revealing only her face until the "visor" clamps down before opening to reveal a mouthful of teeth.

And that's when she releases an ear shattering scream before charging at us.

>>43511315
>>Other
Drag San Francisco off, get a baseball and bat, and show her how DDs play with a little good old fashioned competition

>>43511315
>Better listen to Sam

>>43511315
>>Other
Sammy why does every Capital ship we meet have such a massive rod up their ass it could be their Keel?

>>43511315
>Better listen to Sam

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>>43511315
>Better listen to Sam
We ain't got time for this shit, better meet some carriers!

>>43511315
>Better listen to Sam

>>43511375
>such a massive rod up their ass it could be their Keel
Spoiler, it is their keel.

>>43511315
>Better listen to Sam

>>43511315
But San Fran, cruisers aren't capital ships?

>>43511315
>Better listen to Sam

>>43511424
>But San Fran, cruisers aren't capital ships?
This.
This this this.

>>43511315
>>Better listen to Sam
Drunk bitch wants a fight, etc.

>>43511315
Backing >>43511424

>>43511315
>>43511424
>But San Fran, cruisers aren't capital ships?
i like this

>>43511315
>Confront San Francisco

Good old fashioned bar room brawl is the only way we know to make friends.

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>>43511541
Kamina and Ryoma seem to agree.

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>>43511315
"Fine fine." You grumble. Sam was right. It wasn't worth starting a fight here. However, you still could resist one parting shot. "Hey Franny, since when were cruisers considered capital ships?"

San Fran doesn't say anything, or even turn to face you, but the one finger salute she gives in response makes the jab totally worth it.

"San Francisco, what have I told you about using vulgar language and gestures while in here?" Says a soft, vaguely British voice.

You turn to see a pale, white haired woman entering the building. Unlike the rest of you, she wasn't wearing a traditional naval uniform, but frilly Victorian era dress. Slung under her arm is a large bag, and at her feet is a veritable army of faeries, similar to what you've seen in the Armory.

"That's one for the jar, San Francisco." The woman tuts.

"Fine." San Francisco grumbles as she flips a quarter over her shoulder. A faerie leaps off of the other woman's own shoulder and grabs it midair. It lands on the wood floor and then slowly waddles over to a large glass jar filled with quarters with the crude words "SWEAR JAR" written on it.

"Ah! Samuel! I was just thinking of thanking you for making sure the shipment of fresh ingredients arrived on time!" The woman smiles and glances at you. "Oh! And new ships! How wonderful!"

"Um, I'm Hoel." You say. You didn't recognize this woman at all and weren't completely sure if she was a shipgirl or a regular human.

"Johnston!"

"Heerman."

"Oh! You're Samuel's friends, aren't you? She always used to talk so fondly of the three of you!" The woman says cheerfully.

"Mul, quit it..." Sam's cheeks redden.

"Oh! How rude of me, I forgot to introduce myself!" The woman gives a little curtsy. "Mulberry Temporary Harbour at your service!"

>It's a pleasure.
>Wait... HARBOR?!
>Other

>>43511667
>It's a pleasure.
Hell Yes.

>>43511667
>Wait... HARBOR?!

>>43511667
>>Wait... HARBOR?!

>>43511667
>>It's a pleasure.
She's gonna be swept away in the storms. RIP.

>>43511667
>"Huh."

>>43511667
>It's a pleasure.
We have a Mulberry? SUH-WEET!!

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2 girls. 2 different quests. Same character. Both in a secretarial position that effectively gives them the power of a high ranking Commanding Officer in their respective military fields. With the power I wield as a drawfag, I bring these two characters (and their superiors as their Stands) into the same picture.

>>43511667
>>It's a pleasure.

>>43511667
>It's a pleasure.

>>43511667
>It's a pleasure.
>Wait... HARBOR?!

>>43511667
>Wait... HARBOR?!
Can we constantly pester her with "docking" jokes?

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>>43511667
>Wait... HARBOR?!

>>43511667
>It's a pleasure.
>Wait... HARBOR?!

Akashi, is that you I hear laughing?

>>43511667
>>Wait... HARBOR?!

This is not a thing that I expected.

I'm sure she's useful, but I don't know how.

>>43511667
>>It's a pleasure.

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>>43511667
>>Other
Emit a flat, deadpan "wut"

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>>43511667
>It's a plea--
>Wait
>Mulberry? AS IN THOSE BITS OF STEEL IN NORMANDY?!!

>>43511720
Haha, holy shit, man.

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>>43511720
Nice job there chibs!

>>43511667
>Wait... HARBOR?!
Harbor better faster stronger?

>>43511667
>>Other
"...aren't you supposed to be in Normandy or shit? Hawaii is a bit too far from Normandy"

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>>43511720
Swell/10

>AC x KANTAI

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>>43511720
The Gullinbursti as a shipgirl when
Fairy Wildcards when

>>43511720
That's brilliant, mate.

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>>43511720
Awwwwww shit!

AC Sam should've had a WildCard emblem business card the same dimensions as a playing card.

>>43511720
>KCQ and Pacific Strike Sammy change places
>Sammy helps with paperwork, doesn't murder people
>Settle has a breakdown

>>43511786
>tfw Sam now goes the Magic Kaito route when she finishes a job

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>>43511667
"It's a plea- wait... a HARBOR?!?" You yelp. "H-how is that even possible!?"

"Oh, I don't pretend to understand it." Mulberry gives a warm smile. "But, I'm here and as long as there are ships whose needs must be fulfilled I'll be right here!"

You glance to Sam, who just shrugs and grins.

"Anyways, I'm sure the four of you must be absolutely famished!" Mulberry begins to stride to the back of the cafe, her heeled boots clicking against the wooden planks. "Just take a seat and I'll get something prepared right away!"

With that, Mulberry strides into the kitchen, her personal army of faeries loyally following her. You and the rest of your group decide to take a table as far from the bar as possible. You then see a few more shipgirls you don't immediately recognize enter, but you don't really pay them much heed at the moment.

"A honest to god harbor..." Johnston frowns. "That's just... weird."

"Still, she was a marvel of engineering." Heerman notes. "They never would have pulled off D-Day without her."

>So uh, what's Mulberry's deal?
>Why's San Fran such a bitch?
>Any other surprises you got hidden here?
>Other

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>>43511790
>Sammy helps with paperwork, doesn't murder people
>Settle has a breakdown
Someone's having a bad time.
>tfw I couldn't help but see the resemblance between Pacific Strike Sammy and Sans from Undertale when I saw Pixel's drawing of Pacific Strike Sammy last thread.
>tfw I actually drew it and see Lil' Sammy legitimately scary
>>43511974
>So uh, what's Mulberry's deal?

>>43511974
>Any other surprises you got hidden here?

>>43511974
>So uh, what's Mulberry's deal?
>Any other surprises you got hidden here?

>>43511974
>Any other surprises you got hidden here?
>>43512006
>Undertale
Chibs pls

>>43511974
>So uh, what's Mulberry's deal?
>Any other surprises you got hidden here?

>>43511974
>Any other surprises you got hidden here?

>>43511974
>>Any other surprises you got hidden here?

Are there ships that carry coke, candy, and ice cream that got turned into girls?

>>43511974
>>Any other surprises you got hidden here?

>>43511974
>>Why's San Fran such a bitch?

I'm more curious about this.

>>43511974
>>Any other surprises you got hidden here?
>So uh, what's Mulberry's deal?
>Why's San Fran such a bitch?

>>43511974
>Any other surprises you got hidden here?
"Hey, you still got that ice cream maker?"

>>43512006
Haha, you have found my secret! That was totally the intention. Merc had given me both a description and personality of Sammy prior to the start of the quest, and it just naturally hit me as I drew her.

>>43511974
>>Any other surprises you got hidden here?

>>43511974
>So uh, what's Mulberry's deal?

It's a perfectly valid question, given Hoel was a Pacific-only ship

>>43511974
>>Any other surprises you got hidden here?
While I want to know all the things, this seems most important.

Possibly followed by the local fleet composition, so we know who else might show up.

>>43511974
>Any other surprises you got hidden here?

>>43512006
You are the USS Samuel B Roberts, the hardest destroyer escort ever to sail the seas. In a show of transdimensional solidarity or some shit you have been temporarily assigned to CFA Yokosuka, to assist in operations there.

It is your first day on the job, 0913 local, and the admiral and FORCEPRO officer are currently cowering away from the coffee carafe you brought them.

You wonder how much fuel sludge you'd need to swallow to get medical leave.

So far (that we know of) we have:

2 CA (San Francisco, Portland)

3 DDs (Hoel, Heerman, and Johnston)

1 DE (Samuel B. Roberts)

and Mulberry.

That about right?

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You know, from a game standpoint it shouldn't really be surprising really (Looking at you seaport hime).

Now I wonder what would happen if the old kriegsmarine sub pens in France became shipgirls...

>>43512140
>Mulberry
best berry

>>43512144
They become Abyssals. Then it's the Brits problem.

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>>43511756
Merc
Bull ship spirits when

>>43512259
Haha, good luck to the Royal Navy then. Those bitches were tough to take down without Tallboys or Blockbusters.

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>>43512295
>Implying this wasn't their immediate reaction

>>43512321
Do the brits even have enough bunker busters for this shit today?

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Speaking of tough british shipsloots..

>>43512128
>Sam encountering the final capital class Abyssal after mercilessly slaughtering an Abyssal invasion force
You seem pretty scared of me.
Guess I'm pretty good at my job huh?
It's a beautiful day out on the sea. The seagulls are merry, the waves are nice and calm.
On days like these...
Abyssals like you...


S̜̰͈ͫ̓́ȟ̗͖̩̱͖̻̭̉̉̊͛ͧò͈͈͍̭̯̞ͥu̘̯̮̬͕̪l̖͙̥̤̔ͧ̅̾ͪͭͅd̄̌̇̅̚ ̰͖͔ͭͯ̉ͥb̅ͬ͛ȅ̜̜̼̟̞̯̝ ͈̖ͫ̌̔͐̽s͗́̃͗̚i̤̖̲̫̰͗̓ͬn̫͙̭̺̦̐̈́̇kͨ̔ͨ̍ͤ͛̽i̤͍̻̤͉̺n͍̣͚gͬͪ ̠̞̲͚ͧi̇̊̈ṋ̺̰̝̈t̯̰ͣ͌ͦ͂o̰͂̿̅̚ ͖͙͙̻̰ͧͭͧͦ̈͋͛t̯̯͇̆̽h̼̭̝̓ͬͭḗͬͫ̅ ̗̬̦͓̲̯̐̀͌a͗̓b̝̼͎̜̹̖̭̂͋y̘̟̱̙͑̄ͭ̀̾ͯs̳s̥̞̓͊͌͆̒͋.̖̣ͣ̅̈

>>43512377
Badum-tss

>>43512373
>Now first of all sending planes at a ship is already cheating, so don't go and cheat harder by trying to crash into me

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>>43511974
"So, uh, you got any other surprises hidden around here?" You ask Sam.

"Hah! What ISN'T a surprise around here?" Sam barks with laughter. "We're practically ships reincarnated in the bodies of girls! And we're here to fight literal fucking terrors of the deep! We're only on the precipice of strange, here!"

It's then that you notice a faerie squeaking angrily at Sam, its arm held out expectantly.

"Shit, I forgot. SHIT!" Sam sighs and plops down three quarters, which the faerie dutifully hauls away, though with difficulty. "But yeah, we got ships of all kinds here, so don't be surprised if you run into a few outliers."

"Huh, all right." You nod.

"Hmmm, are there any other returned facilities like Mulberry?" Johnston asks.

"Nope, as far as we know, she's the only one of her kind. Makes her pretty special." Sam explains. "You wouldn't BELIEVE how angry the Brits were when the USN got her first!"

"Now now, I WAS constructed in a joint Allied effort." Mulberry tuts. "Now, considering this will the first real meal for you three, I decided on doing something special!"

Mulberry then sets down four sets of plates. On them, you see hot dogs, but not any normal hot dogs that you remember seeing.

"What are these?" You ask, curious.

"These are my California-style hot dogs." Mulberry smiles. "Using Hawaiian bread as the bun, bacon wrapped sausage with diced tomatoes, onions, and peppers! Oh, and a little chipotle sauce, too!"

You didn't even know what half the things she mentioned were, except for the bacon part, which was all that convinces you to give it a try.

"So how is it?" Mulberry asks.

>It's pretty good.
>ORGASMIC
>Other

>>43512426
>ORGASMIC

>>43512426
>>ORGASMIC
>>Other
ANOTHER!

>>43512426
>ORGASMIC

Jesus christ these sound almost as good as Chicago dogs

>>43512426
>ORGASMIC

>>43512426
>>Other
Hoel get an out-of body vision, seeing various event on her service before return back

>>43512426
>>ORGASMIC

Mulberry better not tell us that this causes cancer.

>>43512426
Om nom nom nom

(To busy eating to respond.)

>>43512426
>>Other
Marry me please so I can enjoy your cooking forever

>>43512426
>ORGASMIC
>Other: Faint

>>43512426
>>ORGASMIC

>>43512426
>>ORGASMIC

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>>43512426
>Other
BUT... I DON'T EAT FOOD

WHY

I DON'T UNDERSTAND

>>43512426
>ORGASMIC

>>43512426
>>ORGASMIC
>Other
marry me

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>>43512426
>ORGASMIC
Since when did California Maki become this Murican?

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>What hoel see on her first bite

>>43512426
>ORGASMIC

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>>43512426
>>ORGASMIC
>Other
marry me

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>>43512567
bruh, do you even foodgasm?

>>43512627
I look forward to what Naka-writefag will have for us next time....

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>>43512767
!!!FUN!!!

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>>43512501
>2 fuel
>4 ammo
>11 steel
*snrk*

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>>43512815
WAR!
NEVER BEEN SO MUCH FUN!
WAR!
NEVER BEEN SO MUCH FUN!

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>>43512767
SUFFERING

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>>43512426
You don't even answer Mulberry. Your mind becomes blank as the shaft of meat slides into your mouth. The bun perfectly absorbs the grease and flavor of the meat, as well as the moisture of the accompanying vegetables and sauce. When you bite, the crunchy texture of the bacon is the perfect contrast to the soft meat underneath, and an explosion of flavor fills your mouth.

You swear your vision goes white for a second there.

"I'm glad you like it!" Mulberry says happily. "Your sisters seem to be enjoying it just as much!"

"Your food is great as always, Mul!" Sam says appreciatively.

"Only thanks to you managing to get quality ingredients." Mulberry responds humbly.

"That... that was something." You gasp. You don't even know how the simple act of eating a hot dog could leave you so out of breath.

"Hey, Hoel, you missed a spot there." Sam points to your mouth.

"O-oh." You dab away some extra sauce stuck to the side of your lips. "That was really great."

"It was!" Johnston sighs in satisfaction.

"Really good." Heerman nods in agreement.

"Yeah, Mulberry's practically a master class chef!" Sam boasts.

"Oh please, it's just a hobby of mine!" Mulberry blushes every so slightly.

"Hobby or not, it's great." You smile. "Thanks."

Mulberry gives a thankful nod and returns to the kitchen. Meanwhile, her faeries handle the cleanup, hauling away your empty plates.

"All right, so what now?" You ask Sam.

"Well..." Sam looks out the windows, where it's already dark. "If I were the Admiral or the Captain, I'd tell you to sleep in early to prep for your training session."

"And what would Samuel B. Roberts say?" You ask slyly.

"Heh, well, a few ungrateful individuals owe me some debts,and haven't had the good sense to pay them back. I figured I could handle it myself but a little extra muscle couldn't hurt..."

>We should probably turn in.
>Sounds fun.
>Other
>Other

>>43512875
>>Sounds fun.

>>43512875
>Sounds fun.

>>43512875
>>Sounds fun.

>>43512875
>>Sounds fun.

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>>43512875
>You don't even answer Mulberry. Your mind becomes blank as the shaft of meat slides into your mouth. The bun perfectly absorbs the grease and flavor of the meat, as well as the moisture of the accompanying vegetables and sauce. When you bite, the crunchy texture of the bacon is the perfect contrast to the soft meat underneath...
L-lewd!
>Sounds fun.
Is one of them supposed to be Greek?

>>43512875
>>Sounds fun.

>>43512875
>Sounds fun.

>>43512875
>We should probably turn in.

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>>43512875
>Sounds fun.

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>>43512875
>Other
"Hey, what are these things on Johnston anyway?"

>>43512875
>>43512902

So we can help intimidate a clear Planefag expy to pay debts?

That sounds hilarious.

>>43512875
Backing this >>43512913

>>43512875
>Sounds fun.
PAY DEBTS

>>43512875
>>We should probably turn in.

Supporting: >>43512913

>>43512934
All my yes.

>>43512875
>Sounds fun.
I wanna see Sammy with her scary face on.

>>43512875
>Sounds fun.

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>>43512934
>>43512950
>>43512966
My thoughts exactly.

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>>43512934
NEVER FORGET

>>43512875
>>43512913
This

>>43512989
On one hand that image perfectly sums up that whole quest as much as any image ever could.

On the other hand, it clearly needs to be updated for the most recent sessions.

Also, somebody should probably both rejigger the scale and make it clear what it is.

>>43512875


>Sounds fun.

We're going to become Sammy's goons squad aren't we?

Time to put that bat to some good use and bust some bulkheads.

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>>43513063
>>43512989
Daily reminder that Deme is planning to summon a murican shipgirl or boy

>Taffy 3 all get smartphones, what do they do with them?

>>43512875
>>43512913
This

>>43513101
>implying he hasn't

>>43513179
Screw that, I mean a NEW one
>inb4 it's not swayback or stacked but actually Dixie

>>43513220
I hope it's a Southern Shipmom Medic that calls everyone "Sugar".

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>>43513265
And she's carrying a parasol, wears a southern belle like dress and summons gaps?

>>43513159
Go around base and take photos of all the new shit.

>>43513159
>the fuck is this
>the fuck is that
>screw it i'm gonna beat abyssals

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>>43512875
"Sure, sounds fun." You grin. "Also, one more question."

"Yeah?"

"What the hell are those things on Johnston's chest?" You point to your sister.

"Oh, right, you wouldn't know." Sam chuckles. "Well uh, those are breasts. Basically guaranteed to get any man to do your bidding, pretty much."

"Really?" Johnston glances down. "These simple things?"

"Oh yeah, don't underestimate their power." Sam nods. "It's also gonna tempt some real creeps to try and touch them, and the smarter ones will try to make it look like an accident, so make sure to give 'em a bloody nose."

"Punch people who touch them... got it!" Johnston says happily.

"Anyways, we all ready?"

"Yeah." Heerman nods. "So what exactly are we doing?"

"Just a typical debt collection mission. All ya gotta do is tag along and look scary." Sam explains. "Easy job."

"Uh huh." You nod skeptically.

Sam leads you out of the cafe and out near one of the barracks at the edge of the base. You notice there's a lot less people out here, giving the whole area an empty and spooky feel.

"Ah, there's that bastard." Sam points to a rather lanky looking sailor playing some kind of dice game with a bunch of other sailors at the foot of the barracks building. "Went through the trouble of smuggling a live goat in here and the fucker thinks he can stiff me! I'll go talk to him. You three stay here till I call on you!"

>Sure thing.
>How about we tag along with you?
>We should just blitz them before they know what hit them.
>Other

>>43513391
>Sure thing.

>>43513391
>How about we tag along with you?

>>43513391
>Other
What's this about a goat?

>>43513391
>>Sure thing.

>>43513391
>>Other
"Goat?"

>>43513391
>How about we tag along with you?
>Other
how does this involve a goat?

>>43513391
>Sure thing.
So. A Goat. wut

>>43513391
>Sure thing.

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>>43513391
>Sure thing.
Let's do this Mafia style.
>Now you and yours, they've got a debt to settle with me, see?
>And you've been reneging on that debt, see?
>Now if you try to get smart with me, me and mine, we're gonna make you wish you didn't join the navy, capische?


Also, Johnston you don't just punch people who touch your boobs, especially if it's your sisters who do the groping!

>>43513391
>>43513430
This

Also, we need to remember to ask planefag about this goat, it sounds like an interesting story.

>>43513391
>Send out Johnson, her 'breasts' tempt men. Have her lure him here so we can gang up on him.

>>43513391

>other
>smalltalk with sisters

So why'd you get such big 'breasts', Johnny?

>>43513391

>Sure thing.

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>>43513391
>>Sure thing.

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Ded thred post botes

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>>43513861
>botes

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>>43513861
Lolnope
Post marines

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>>43513391
"Sure thing." You nod.

"But we'll come running if we see you in trouble!" Johnston adds in.

"Hah, as if." Sam rolls her eyes. "Just wait here."

You and your sisters watch silently as Sam saunters over to the pack of sailors. Immediately, you could see their attitudes change as if a cold wind had blown through them. They're too far away to hear much of anything, but you can tell that Sam was going on about how she should receive her rightful due.

"So, J, why'd you get such big breasts anyway?" You ask.

"Why, jealous?" Johnston grins smugly.

"N-no." You deny.

"Sure." Heerman says unhelpfully.

"Wait a minute!" You hiss. "Who are those guys?"

You point to a second pack of sailors skulking just around the corner of the barracks. Sam couldn't see them from her angle, but you could from yours. They were pretty big guys, and a few of them were wielding makeshift melee weapons. Mostly pipes and wood planks. You figure that they're supposed to fulfill the job you and your sisters were: extra muscle and intimidation factor. They must have assumed Sam was along.

Oh how wrong they were.

>Give them some rope to hang themselves.
>Try to signal Sam something is wrong.
>Quietly take out the second group.
>CHAAAARGE
>Other

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>>43513891
>Quietly take out the second group.

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>>43513891
>Give them some rope to hang themselves.

>>43513891
>>Quietly take out the second group.

>>43513891
>Give them some rope to hang themselves.

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>>43513861
Okay

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I finally found out why these two are the only CVEs that get any art. It's because they're the only CVEs that are halfway decent - All the rest either have shit planes or shit art. Jun'You is goddamn amazing; 63 planes in total puts her in the standard carrier bracket, and she's a fucking converted passenger liner. RJ on the other hand is goddamn terrible; Sure, one of her slots is a double-squadron, but the rest might as well not exist.

I would give my firstborn child for a Casablanca-class or two.

>>43513891
>>Quietly take out the second group.

>>43513891
>Give them some rope to hang themselves.

>>43513891
>Give them some rope to hang themselves.

>>43513891
>>Give them some rope to hang themselves.

>>43513891
>Give them some rope to hang themselves.

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>>43513891
>Give them some rope to hang themselves.
This is ALWAYS the correct option.

>>43513891
>>Give them some rope to hang themselves.

>>43513891
>Give them some rope to hang themselves.

>>43513891
>Give them some rope to hang themselves.
I don't know what this does, but it sounds like a clever way to punch above our weight class.

>>43513891
>>Give them some rope to hang themselves.

You can't take out boats quickly with just makeshift melee weapons, and I'd rather avoid friendly fire if we are misinterpreting something.

For instance, they might be a different collection racket.

>>43513891
>>Give them some rope to hang themselves.

>>43513923
those are both CVL although jun'you is slow enough to be a CVE

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>>43513923
Are we bullying RJ now?

>>43513891
>Give them some rope to hang themselves.

>>43513986
Is there any difference between a CVL and a CVE? I thought they were different designations for the same doctrinal class of ship.
>>43514008
Yes. Chitose & Chiyoda are better CVEs than RJ, and they're fucking seaplane tenders

>>43514026
CVEs tend to be slower, designed for convoy escort and ASW, while CVLs are effectively itty bitty CVs, with the speed to keep up with the main CV force

>>43514026
Yes, CVEs are built to civilian standards, while CVLs are built to military standards.

CVLs are also generally faster and had slightly longer decks, both of which make carrier ops significantly more effective.

>>43514026
>Is there any difference between a CVL and a CVE?

CVLs and fleet carriers both made speeds of at least 28 knots, so planes could take off normally. They could be used in combat fleets.

CVEs were slower, usually used for escort duties.

>>43514026
>CVL light fleet carriers
carriers smaller than fleet carriers faster than escort carriers.
>CVE escort carriers
carriers designed for asw and escort convoys.

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>>43514255
Would there be an Operation British Abyssal?

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>>43514274
>Sydney Gulf Hime
>Odessa Base Hime
>Jaburo Base Hime
>A Baou A Qu Hime

>>43514255
Get out of here spacenoid

>>43514026
CVLs are just as fast as fleet carriers and were part of the carrier task forces.
CVEs max speed was about 18 knots and were relegated to convoy and ASW duty.

In terms of air groups, whereas CVs carried a squadron each of fighters, torpedo bombers, and dive bombers, CVLs carried one fighter and one torpedo squadron, and CVEs carried a composite fighter and torpedo squadron.

A general rule of thumb is two CVLs or three CVEs is the airpower equivalent of one CV.

>>43513923
Jun'you also has great big shrinking tits and so does her sister hiyou.

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>>43514298

>>43514368
Stronking fucking autocorrect.

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>>43514368
>>43514381
Jun'you is best CVL. Every time I put her in charge of the airgroup, she deletes half the enemy fleet before they can even fire a shot. Every time I put someone else (like Souryuu) in command of the fleet air group, they fuck it all up and torpedo the destroyers.

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>>43513891
Sorry about the delay, post coming soon!

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>>43514426
Daily reminder that Junyou is a worse alcoholic than Hayashimo.

>>43514426
I'd rather wipe out the DDs so my fucking battlewagons Dont shoot them. KONGOU STOP SHOOTING DDS FFS SHOOT THE BLOODY FAST BB YOU STUPID SLUT FUCK.
Is a pretty common sentence when playing.

>>43514477
>affording battlewagons
>having battlewagons
wow that must be nice
>>43514448
by this point, i think that's her secret. the drunken sky goddess must always be at least sloshed.

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>>43513891
Johnston and Heerman are chomping at the bit, and are ready to jump the second group when you hold them both back.

"Hoel, what the hell!" Heerman hisses.

"Just wait. Trust me." You whisper.

As you speak, the second group of sailors finally makes their presence known, waltzing around the corner and forming a circle around Sam. Sam, for her part, doesn't even look intimidated at all, though definitely exasperated.

"Really? You really think five extra guys are gonna make a difference?" Sam rolls her eyes.

"You shipgirls may be tough, but even you gotta have your limits." The lead sailor says.

"Nah, I just don't wanna explain to the Admiral why ten sailors are gonna be claiming I beat the snot outta them tomorrow morning." Sam shrugs. "Last change. Pay up or you're gonna get fucked. Seriously, this is NOT worth a fucking goat. What did you do with it, anyways?"

"None of your business." The lead sailors says as he motions to his fellows.

Well, looks like it was time to roll.

>SHOCK AND AWE
>BLOOD AND THUNDER
>Other

>>43513920

Oh Ari, you're such a card.

>>43514255
I wish there was some fanart of spaceship girls.

I'd love a quest based around ships like the Battlestar Galactica, perhaps not necessarily limited to one universe.

>>43514512
>>BLOOD AND THUNDER

>>43514512
>>BLOOD AND THUNDER
Blood for the Blood God!

>>43514512
>>SHOCK AND AWE
>>BLOOD AND THUNDER

Split their lungs ladies

>>43514512
>BLOOD AND THUNDER

>>43514426
If the jap artists don't make the usual jokes about her being a drunken sod, the next common characterisation of her is being an unexpectedly wise confidant and advisor to both admirals and other ships, usually in between her moments of being drunk.

Definitely one of the more respected CVLs in the fandom, alongside Hoshou and Ryujou.

>>43514512
>BLOOD AND THUNDER

>>43514512
>BLOOD AND THUNDER

WHITE WHALE
HOLY GRAIL

>>43514512
>BLOOD AND THUNDER
I WANT FULL BROADSIDE VOLLEYS!

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>>43514512
>BLOOD AND THUNDER
WHEN YOU SEE THE WHITE WHALE

>>43514531
Well, there's the Legend of Galactic Heroes series, the Space Battleship Yamato series, and the SRW series...

>>43514517
WHAT YOU DID THAR

>>43514512
>BLOOD AND THUNDER
Below the belt hit's only.

>>43514512
>>BLOOD AND THUNDER

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>>43514512
>>BLOOD AND THUNDER

>>43514512
>>BLOOD AND THUNDER

>>43514512
>BLOOD AND THUNDER

>>43514512
>SHOCK AND AWE

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>>43514531
Have a Space Battleship Yamato.

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>>43514512
>BLOOD AND THUNDER
WHEN YOU SEE THE ENEMY FLEET

>>43514508
Nagato was my first. My lucks been shit ever since.

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>>43514593
dommel did nothing wrong

>>43514512
>>BLOOD AND THUNDER

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>>43514625
I'm pretty attached to Kirishima, myself.

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Rolled 18, 11, 8 = 37 (3d20)

>>43514512
All right, BLOOD AND THUNDER wins!

Time to roll to see how hard you roll these guys!

>Roll 1d20

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Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>43514651
>Yamato in a skintight suit

>>43514679

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>43514566

"I turn my body from the sun. What ho, Tashtego! let me hear thy hammer. Oh! ye three unsurrendered spires of mine; thou uncracked keel; and only god-bullied hull; thou firm deck, and haughty helm, and Pole-pointed prow,- death- glorious ship! must ye then perish, and without me? Am I cut off from the last fond pride of meanest shipwrecked captains? Oh, lonely death on lonely life! Oh, now I feel my topmost greatness lies in my topmost grief. Ho, ho! from all your furthest bounds, pour ye now in, ye bold billows of my whole foregone life, and top this one piled comber of my death! Towards thee I roll, thou all-destroying but unconquering whale; to the last I grapple with thee; from hell's heart I stab at thee; for hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee. Sink all coffins and all hearses to one common pool! and since neither can be mine, let me then tow to pieces, while still chasing thee, though tied to thee, thou damned whale! Thus, I give up the spear!"

>>43514679

Here comes the snow!

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>43514679
h-here i go!

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>43514679

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>43514679

FOR GLORY!

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>>43514691
>>43514690

>>43514690
NICE

>>43514690
>>43514691
Alright guys, we got this one in the bag.

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>>43514690
>>43514691

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>>43514690
awwyiss

>>43514690
Hoel too stronk plz nerf

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>>43514690
AH YEA!

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>>43514690
>Hoel's face when
Welp, someone call sickbay, they've got casualties incoming

>>43514690
USS Hoel: "Overkill? Didn't exist, didn't care"

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>>43514690

>>43514690
>>43514691

>both 20s
>one second apart
>one number apart

Whelp, looks like we're adding another notch to our bat.

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>>43514691

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>>43514691
>>43514690
IT'S TIME

>>43514690
So are we going to bank this or are we going to show these guys why you don't fuck over Sammy?

Oh, and add another notch to the bat when we get it back.

>>43514734
Chibs, you do know you'll be making puchicolle now right?

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>>43514690
BLOOD
>>43514691
THUNDER

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>>43514746
Hoel getting a Bass guitar as backup melee weapon when Merc

>>43514772
Never, Because that's a shitty meme.

>>43514772
This needs to happen

>Hoel belts out power chords mid battle that do AOE damage

So we;ve had two rolls for beating the shit out of people, and we've critted both times. damn, son.

>>43514802
And the moment we meet an actual Abyssal boss, all Nat1s.

>>43514802
Question is, keep the 20 to add to our reputation, or bank it for later?

>>43514750
A 15 is close enough to knocking it out of the park, so I'm all for it.

>>43514787
>Not liking FLCL

>>43514793
Not to mention you can hit them with it!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGiZWGlszxA

>>43514772
>Hoel gets a weapon upgrade
Choice between
>Upgrade 5"/38 DP Single Mount to 5"/38 DP Dual-Mount (As seen on Gearing-class)
>Upgrade Mark 15 steam torpedoes to Mark 18 Electric torpedoes (Faster, greater range)
>The Bat is now The Nailbat

I vote for keeping 'em--help build a rep with the Navy boys and any Marines we might encounter.

>>43514841
Well obviously we hit people with them. We just play the guitar too when we crit.

>>43514751
Now that you mention it~

>>43514821

Other guy rolled an 18.

Assuming that banking the 20 would use the next-highest roll (rather than downgrading from critical success to regular success) we'd actually LOSE if we banked it.

>>43514847
>>43514858
Why not give Hoel the Atomizer as well?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=h--Pl9vdjZI

>>43514811
You don't get it do you?

When anime girls are mad at dumb anime males who are on their side/or friends with them, any attacks they make will not only be super effective and accurate, but also generally leave no lasting side effects.

>>43514860
Daily reminder that this has precedence
https://danbooru.donmai.us/pools/8095

>>43514865
There's three rolls. Johnson, Heerman, and Sammy.

>>43514870
I prefer the Sandman.

>>43514881

I thought Merc's triple rolls were the three enemy rolls (like how we get three rolls) unless stated otherwise.

>>43514902
>Not using Holy Mackerel for that satisfying FISH KILL

>>43514921
That was satisfying at first, but it quickly just became a different text for the same thing.

I prefer being an absolute bastard and annoy the other team.

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>>43514902
Sandman? psh
How about the HOME RUN BAT?

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>>43514679
WELP

Do you want to bank the crit for a FATE POINT?

>Y
>N

>>43514936
>>43514921
>>43514902
There is UNARMED COMBAT, guys.
Imagine Hoel lugging a couple of abyssal arms for that.

>>43514952
No.

We're fucking shit up.

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>>43514952
>N
Time to show who's on top of the food chain here.

>>43514952
>Y

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>>43514952
y-yes?

>>43514952
>N

Time for Hoell's reputation to spread.

>>43514952
>Y

>>43514952
>Y

>>43514973
>Hoel gets a fanclub

>>43514952
>N

>>43514952
>Y

Also, fight scene theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FIqvW0-QXw

>>43514973
>Spread
Yeah, like the brains of the poor bastards who will be eating our bat!

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>>43514952
>N
Those boys are gonna have a bad time.

>>43514952
>N

>>43515003
>You feel your sins crawling on your back

>>43514952
>N