No. No. You're...you're not going to lose control here, you tell yourself frantically, desperately trying to reign in what little scrap of composure you have left. Willing yourself calm, just as you feel yourself become painfully and frighteningly aware of the razor-sharp pain erupting across your shoulder blades, at the tips of your fingers, at the back of your eyes.You're not going nuclear here.Not now. Not when you don't even know who - or what - did this to Midori.She...she tried to save you. You know that. Even without Kyoko's account, you instinctively know that this happened to her because she only wanted to help you.Even if it meant putting everything on the line. Even if it meant risking her life - her soul - in the process.She'd done it once before, in Siberia. Diving into two overlapping Nightmares to piece you back together and save you.And she was lucky enough to return to you alive. Not only that, but intact. Whole.She wasn't so lucky this time....No. She's still alive. Midori's still alive, that's what counts. Being in a coma doesn't mean being dead, since you just woke up from one. And her Soul Gem's still intact, that's...that's a good sign too, right?...Yeah. Yeah, there's still hope. You haven't lost her yet.You just have to make sure you don't do anything stupid that'll hasten the process.Easier said than done, considering your fucking track record.With that, you let out the breath you've been holding, and open your eyes. Just in time to hear rapid footsteps behind you, along with Kyoko's panicked screaming.Just in time to see a mechanical fist, cast in crimson iron, hurtling towards your face.
>>43501196You wake up. Again.Opening your eyes to the same fucking ceiling again. With everything still hurting, again.Your jaw definitely hurts a bit more this time, though. In fact, it feels like it's recently been healed, the tell-tale tingling and feverish warmth palpable through your own fingertips."That's...that's my bad, Murderface," You hear Kyoko say sheepishly from your bedside, and you crane your neck to see her sitting on the floor, her back against your gurney's locked wheels. "S-sorry about that."You blink. That's...wait. You remember seeing a robot fist hurtling towards your face before you passed out. That was...that was hers?She raises a hand in silent, awkward response. Her right hand.It's...not her hand anymore. It's a straight up bionic fist, painted a rather dark, ruddy red. Somewhat resembling Kharn's oversized claws in their stark inhumanity, yet clearly mechanical rather than anything vaguely demonic and disturbing."I was planning on showing it off to you right after you woke up, see how cool it is and everything, but...you know." The hand disappears from sight, before it's replaced by Kyoko herself, the red-haired Eversor peeking meekly from over the lip of your bed's thin matress, like a puppy trying to ascertain whether its owner had already forgiven it for murdering a well-loved chair with its teeth. "You're not...you're not mad, are you?"How do you respond?
>>43501213"It wouldn't heal?"
>>43501213"Nah, it's cool. Why'd you hit me?"
>>43501213>How the hell did you lose your hand? Do you guys have some Kong lying around?
>>43501213Grab ear. Tug it. Bad puppy.
>>43501213"No Kyoko. I'm not angry or something like that. Just so you know, I wasn't going to do anything. What happened, why your hand has been replaced?And what happened with the Red Culexus?
>>43501213>headpat the Kyoko>get back to Midori's room and kiss her
>>43501196Still haven't fixed that perspective-blur error in the OP picture, Decu.
>>43501301You already know the answer.
>>43501213"What, was there a problem with the full-body regeneration that you needed a prosthetic?"Nah, I'm not mad. Given my track record, things would be a lot better if people had more often punched my lights out before I did something stupid again."
>>43501213Does sayaka like it better than your old one?
>>43501213[X]"I would have used a gun myself... How long was I out?">Also no snacks for the rest of the week, warmaster's harsh punishment.
>>43501213>[X]Use all remaining strength in order to pet her head. Hard. And tug on all perturbing head features.
>>43501213"why the prostatic hand and why hit me?”
>>43501213> contemplate how brutal Kyoko's new arm is > "what happened to the real one?"
>>43501213[x]ask her to hit you harder next time
>>43501394Gonna need hat to update that with robo fist.
>>43501394Why not [x]ask her to hit on you harder next time
HIT ME HARDER, KYOUKOHURT ME MORE
>>43501213[x]"The Incubator lied to you and Sayaka.He knew about this. He wanted to sit this out, let his little Failsave work and make me forget again."
Anons, this: http://pastebin.com/3CR8LvjRIs the link to an old story by TwiceBorn, created when Chiaki was first put in Regalia. It's a story about Touno doing a, eeehhh, "medical examination on Chiaki. It's not in TwiceBorn pastebin account. Enjoy.By the way, U'm looking for that story were a Culexus told us about WPN, about how she was mad with bloodlust, and later about how she was forced to kill her friends. Anyone has the link, please?
>>43501480Go away Nishi.
>>43501480>Culexus told us about WPN, about how she was mad with bloodlust, and later about how she was forced to kill her friends.That sounds like Malal, but it's been established that Malal did nothing wrong.
What if it's not the real Midori, but a body double?
>>43501480You mean this? http://wiki.magicalgirlnoir.com/index.php/Maledictus
>>43501507What if we are a body double?
>>43501507You can't duplicate soul gems.
>>43501513>we are still playing Midori right now
>>43501514That's not entirely accurate
>>43501508That one, yeah. Thanks
>>43501543>we are still playing Midori ... IN SIBERIA
>>43501575Male to Female meguca is impossibleFemale to Male is possible and exists so stop asking Decu
>>43501480> http://pastebin.com/3CR8LvjRWHATWHERE DID YOU GET THATTHAT WAS FORBIDDEN
>>43501651I think it's something along the lines of, "If a soon-to-be-magical-girl wishes to be a guy, they'll be a girl when then untransformed but will become a guy when transformed" or something like that.
>>43501734Other way around. They will be a guy when untransformed but when the transform they will become a girl. That said, they'll be a Callidus with a specialization in gender changing, so they can probably just shift sex again once they transform
>>43501720Brb, reading it ALL.
>>43501772Ask.fmHe's answered the question 3 or 4 times
>>43501735SUCH A LUST FOR LEAKING FORBIDDEN WRITEUPSWHOOOOOOOOOOO
>>43501651>Mami looks like this now
>>43501720It was postes un Decu's twitter long time ago. After realizing that TwiceBorn didn't put it in his pastebin account, I saved the link. Now, everyone can enjoy it. Isn't it faptastic?
>>43501793Why everyone call it a forbidden writeup?
>>43501790No he hasn't.
>>43501822IT WAS NOTMEANT FOR MANTO KNOWTo be clear: I'm not fussed that someone got a hold of it, I'm just feigning buttmad so anons can have a laugh. Enjoy the (probably non-canon) writeup!
>>43501870He really, really has
>>43501587>we are still playing Midori like a damn fiddle.
>>43501870Yes he has. He's answered it repeatedly. I think he said he was tired of hearing that question.
>>43501794I'd fuck him.
>>43501870Yes, he did. The problem is that they're very old, so you need to dig more than 2000 questions to locate them just as I did
>>43501881>>43501887I wasn't asking about Crunch.
WHAT THE INCUBATORS DONT WANT YOU TO KNOW
Behold the noble beast in all its splendor.
>>43501888I'd fuck you~
Highly regal and cunning of character
>>43502004How did she get the butter to stay on that mid-flight pancake?Fucking magic.
>>43501247 >>43501278 >>43501271You shake your head, just as you struggle to sit back up on your bed. ...No, you're not mad, just...did she have to hit you that hard? And with her bionic hand no less? It feels like you just got kissed by a sledgehammer being swung by fucking Sayaka of all things."I'm sorry, I didn't know! I panicked!" Kyoko wails, now standing up and tearing at her hair with both hands - her normal one and her new bionic one. "You were makin' all these scary sounds and bleeding all over the place and there was those things poking out your back! A-and I saw the dildoes outside planning to charge in and take you down, so I rushed ahead of 'em and just knocked you out myself before they could!"...Hnh. That's...well, you suppose that's a good enough reason as any, but--"Y-yeah! I heard 'em pulsin' to their Culexus too, something about..." Her voice lowers to a whisper, nearly inaudible if not for her leaning in close. "...somethin' about takin' you out permanently if they had to. And I could tell they were just itchin' to do it, like, chompin' at the bit kinda eager."...Well. Now you're even more grateful that you took a metal fist to the jaw. Kyoko probably saved your life just then. A bionic hand, though? Why'd she get one all of a sudden? Or were you actually out for THAT long that you're actually now far into the future, and you're talking to Kyoko and Sayaka's daughter, the one who's doing all she can to emulate her...uh, second mom to a T?"W-what?! I'm not...! MURDERFACE!" Kyoko grabs you in a headlock, before grinding her metal-shod knuckles into your scalp. The noogie's already uncomfortable as it is, but the sensation of cold steel touching your skin makes it even more intolerable, and you quickly tap out of the painfully-affectionate gesture. Kyoko mercifully registers your capitulation quickly enough, letting you go with her usual big-dog grin on her face.[1/2]
>>43502025Need a Decu moon rabbit edit of this.
Unparalleled at mimicry
>>43502044"A-anyway, um, about this arm." She says after a moment, wriggling the fingers on the bionic construct that was now masquerading as a working limb attached to her elbow. "It's...well, I was thinkin' about what happened back in Wookie World, an' the stuff happening now, and I thought that maybe it's time to look into getting a...a kinda leg up, you know? Too keep up with everyone and stuff, without having to resort to getting one of those Golden Weapons or something like that."Keeping up...? Her? You blink at this, confusion writ plain on your features. Kyoko's worried about getting left in the dust? But you've seen her fight! She wrecked the Red Culexus one on one, for fuck's sake! And isn't she in line to be the next Eversor Rank Leader, of all things?Wincing at your mention of the Red Culexus, Kyoko gives you a wan smile. "It's...it ain't really that simple, Murderface." She looks down at her hands briefly - her eyes lingering on her metal one - before she looks back up at you. "I'm not gonna pretend I don't have much more to learn and stuff - I do - but I have it on good authority that I'm at a plateau, here." She shakes her head. "I'm not like Sayaka-chan, she's just a freak beast when it comes to being an Eversor, so I gotta find other ways to get an edge." It's here that she taps her temple. "Ya know, without going crazy and screaming about chicken tendies from Heaven."Chicken tendies from Hea--Oh. That's...hah. Clever.Well, alright, then. If that's her reasoning and she doesn't regret it, then you're okay with it. ...Actually, more than okay, now that you get a clearer look at the thing.You think it looks fucking brutal.[2/3]
>>43502059"Isn't it, though?!" Kyoko exclaims as she leans forward, practically shoving the bionic limb into your face. "It's state of the art and all kinds of -proof! Waterproof, fireproof, bulletproof, you name it! Plus it can do things other than holding and punching things! Look, I just do this and I can shock someone with 2 whole gigawatts of electricity, just like that! ZAP MOTHERFUCKER!"You stare at the bionic hand crackling with enough electricity to match a huge dam's power output and carefully inch away. ...Yeah, that's even more brutal, sure. But you'd like it to continue being brutal a bit farther away from your face."A-ahaha! Alright, Murderface!" Kyoko grins as she pulls her new hand away, the lightning curling around its fingers disappearing with a loud crack. The expended energy leaving an acrid stench in the air. "Anyway, uh, as for how long you were really out, just a couple of hours. If you were asking how long you were REALLY out, like, before you woke up and I punched you in the face..." She pulls out her smartphone and gives it a few taps. "Nine days? A week and change, something like that?"Nine days? Not that long, then. You probably still have time to try and find out what did this to Midori before the trail goes cold. You look back at Kyoko. Your best friend seems to be a bit more like her old self now, rather than the hand-wringing worrywart on a hair trigger temper from earlier. Another good sign.Maybe things aren't as bad as you think.What do you do?Ask her more about her new arm. Doesn't it hurt?Ask her what else you missed in the nine days you were comatose.Ask her for something to eat.Other.
>>43502039She also must be, a Chiakipus in disguise. None other can trick such a noble beast.
>>43502059>Wookie World and Walmart NightThe meguca world sure is full of sights and sounds, isn't it?
>>43502080>[x]Ask her what else you missed in the nine days you were comatose.
>>43502080>[X]Ask her what else you missed in the nine days you were comatose.>[X]Ask her for something to eat.
>>43502080>ZAP MOTHERFUCKER!pfft>[x]Ask her what else you missed in the nine days you were comatose.Let's get this show on the road
>>43502080>Ask her what else you missed in the nine days you were comatose."They re-opened the Suez channel?"
>>43502080>[X]Ask her what else you missed in the nine days you were comatose.
>>43502080>[X]Other.>[X] K-O-N-G. Seriously.Also, preferably whilst chugging;>[X]Ask her what else you missed in the nine days you were comatose.
>>43502080[x]Ask her what else you missed in the nine days you were comatose.[x]Ask to get a secure line to QB. We need to talk.
>>43502080>[X]Ask her what else you missed in the nine days you were comatose.>[X]Ask her for something to eat.>[X]Ask her when the wedding is
>>43502080>Ask her what else you missed in the nine days you were comatose.
>>43502080[X] Ask her what else you missed in the nine days you were comatose.[x] Ask for a secure line to QB. We need to talk.
>>43502080>[X]Ask her what else you missed in the nine days you were comatose.>[X]Other.Ask her when Sayaka will be back.
>>43502080>Ask her more about her new arm. Doesn't it hurt?>Ask her what else you missed in the nine days you were comatose.>Ask her for something to eat.It's not like we're going anywhere any time soon.
>>43502080>[x]Ask her for something to drink.No water, you are no longer a vegetable.>[x]Ask her what else you missed in the nine days you were comatose.
>>43502080Ask her what else you missed in the nine days you were comatose.
>>43502080[x] Go see Midori again, leave her a kiss[x] Ask her what else you missed in the nine days you were comatose
>>43502143>It's not like we're going anywhere any time soon.>inb4: crusade from 1st landing outdoors
>>43502080>[x]Ask her what else you missed in the nine days you were comatose.Where did those Culexus come from?
>>43502080[x]Other[x]Tell her the truth about all this "Protection"[x]That Kyubey finally noticed that he lost control. [x]That little bastard was completly fine with waiting things out because he had an ace hidden up his furry sleeves. [x]Tell her and Sayaka to be wary of him
>>43502166>implying they won't just go full exterminatus on Japan
>>43502166Devastating deep strikes when?
>>43502080[x]Ask her what else you missed in the nine days you were comatose.
>>43502093Truly, one just needs to look at its majestic bearing.
>>43502180IIRC, Nanoha (or her expy) is in the First. They wouldn't even have to leave the moon base.
>>43502205…so what's the deal with this thing?
>>43502080>Ask her what else you missed in the nine days you were comatose.>Ask about the Red Culexus too. Who was she?
>>43502216This. Who the hell was that bitch anyway.
Soon, it'll be game-time with QB. Ought to square something away;We don't know what QB expects of us right now and that could be very bad. If what the memory from Malal was right, kooby knows about the "plan" and he thought it activated when we went into a coma right now, there would be problems if we told him all about it. We'll have to get our act up or risk getting fucked up by a power anywhere from the entire Ninth's arsenal to the entire incubator's race capabilities, where neither are preferable options.If, however, QB doesn't expect us to be mind-wiped again or whatever, acting might fuck things up even more.Either way, we should subtly gather information in an accelerated manner. The second option is much more likely, seeing as Kyobro is completely normal, but it would be better to prepare for a contingency.
>>43502214It was spawned from F-list, or something.
>>43502246Blame QB. Like always.(In my defence, I initially only made it as joke profile. Then people took it more serious than any other character I had. Such is life on F-List.)
>>43502080>[X] Ask for something to eatWe may look like some demonic satan-worshipping magical girl demon, but fuck if we don't have need for regular crap like food.Also a request that simple is likely to throw people off their game.
>>43502242>We'll have to get our act up or risk getting fucked up by a power anywhere from the entire Ninth's arsenal to the entire incubator's race capabilities>We have the power of Magical Girl Satan>herpaderpaNot only do you not understand QB, you pretty much are fearmongering for no fucking reason.Its actually the other way around. The Critter is probably shitting his pants right now because its obvious the Failsave didnt work as intended and didn't contain TTO. And we now know that this little shit and Malaleorchestrated that whole gig to Amnesiaville. Shit, they even grabbed a discarded Akemi Homura that was frozen in time so they could mess with TTO.Yeah, the Incubator must be experiencing a new emotion right now: Fear.
>>43502333We don't have that power until TTO takes control and we lose. We just have the form, not the power, and we'd lose against the First.If you want to give up control and let TTO win, that's your choice. But I consider TTO to be just as much an enemy as Faust, one that needs to be defeated, not given the keys to Chiaki Matsuda.
>>43502242True, the failsafe of Malal didn't work. We need to make sure that QB understands that we are not a threat
>>43502333>we can never pet QB again without him shitting his pants
>>43502392We have Misaka's head to pet instead.
>>43502392He shits marshmallow so that's fine
>>43502393Something tells me that alone is not going to work...
>>43502377>We don't have that power until TTO takes control and we lose. We just have the form, not the power, and we'd lose against the First.>ALLOW ME TO MAKE SOME SHIT UP ON THE SPOT TO LOOK LIKE ANYTHING I SAID HAS ANY SORT OF BEARING>If you want to give up control and let TTO win, that's your choice. But I consider TTO to be just as much an enemy as Faust, one that needs to be defeated, not given the keys to Chiaki Matsuda.You are dumb and wrong and so dumbg and wrong in fact that I cant be arsed to explain to you what you got wrong and why are dumb. I will just hope someone else does that for me.For future reference, though, I hope that you will never again open your mouth about what you think is going on with the plot or anything else because you make anons in general look like retards while convincing me that you just jumped fresh into MGNQ without bothering to read the archives.
>>43502469Red laser pointer?
>>43502414Wait, i thought she ded
>>43502488OHHHH, FUCKING GENIUS!! You can sleep well tonight knowing that you are a clever bastard, anon
>>43502508I think Decu has infer that she wasn't inside Tiny Pete. Also, Decu has confirmed that Tiny Pete is not dead
>>43502388Actually we need to make sure that we are threat. Not only that we are a threat in fact, but one that neither he nor the first cant handle without fucking up Earth forever. Which will undoubtedly will happen if Chiaki gets gibed because then Pinky will go. ballistic. REMOVE INCUBATOR-APOLOGISTS! REMOVE INCUBATOR-APOLOGISTS! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZtNx6GqqEg
>>43502542Incubators are people too! In fact, there's a whole race of them who they're trying to save!
>>43502542A threat to anyone who threaten us. Anon, we still need QB and his resources. Let's not put him on the edge: it's better if we bring him to our side
>>43502585>a whole race of themEhhh, no. TTO killed them all. Only the 20 that are on Earth are alive
>>43502601There is no bringing him to our side. He will always look for a way to control us and TTO.He will always work against us.Unless we make it clear that going against us is a lose-lose situation for the whole Universe.
>>43502642>>43502642>Unless we make it clear that going against us is a lose-lose situation for the whole Universe.But anon, he is aware of Malal's plan. He already knows that we need to win, and that we are not TTO. Why would he put us in Regalia instead of killing us in the spot?
>>43502674This post is a bit like watching a kid look back and forth between a round peg and a round hole, only to try and put in the square peg.Let me spell it out for you what this anon is trying to convey to you:>when X, automatically perform action Y>X happened, but Y was not performed>incubator assumes action Y will occur and solve the problem, no matter the severity of X>incubator doesn't know action Y did not occur>incubator is operating from an obsolete scenario
>>43502674>hy would he put us in Regalia instead of killing us in the spot?Because of Pinky. He is aware of Pinkys fixation of Akemi Homura. If he kills Chiaki the whole Universe goes tits up. >He already knows that we need to win, and that we are not TTOAre you even paying attention to what is going on? This was HIS and Malals plan you fucking retard. He is probably aware by now that somethign with the Failsafe did not work as intended. But he does not know that 1) it completly failed2) we are now aware how he used us all along3) he and malal are behind our explosive amnesia Fucking hell, do I have to explain everything to you? Read the damn archives.
Mami Face clearly plans on eliminating all flat chested girls with titty parasites.>select all pancakesY-you too captcha.
>>43502851did you select the spaghetti, anon?
>>43502214Decu has confirmed it is the final boss of the quest, and that it will make everything noir again.
>>43502805>3) he and malal are behind our explosive amnesia That would a reasonable conclusion to make in character, even if not actually true.
>>43502909Lies, damn lies, and statistics.
>>43502851>Mamiwe need to collect our Risa pointsShooting our waifu is not okay. Only we get to do that, and only in the kneecaps.
>>43502939No, really. Shortly after making Risa not a jobber, he is going to noir it up so hard and the bwehing one will tear through reality to bring sorrow to the magical girls.
>>43502955I AM THE ONE WHO BWEHS
>>43502945Technically, the kneecaps were one area struck by Mumi's shot.
>>43502945>RisaRemind me, has existence of Golden Nails been confirmed yet?
>>43502932Malal herself fucking admitted it. It cant get more true than that you mong.
>>43503062And what if she lied?I mean she probably didn't. But you know, paranoid as everyone has been, it might be something to consider.
>>43503129I doubt that's the case. You are giving it too much thought
>>43503157OR AM I.
>>43503062I meant to say Yuma helped a lot.
>>43502481Checking through the archives, Chiaki didn't have the effortless fight against Ahriman that she did against Strength and Devil when she fought as TTO.And the dream where we saw what would happen if Chiaki killed Mami showed Chiaki losing pretty badly to Kyouko and the forces of the other Officios.What, specifically, shows we still have the power of TTO after she left Chiaki's body?
>>43503338Was the TTO truly manifesting in Chiaki at that point? Or was Ahriman just exploiting some sort of metaphysical link that Chiaki had due to her status as a Homura, and making her *look* like the TTO?I was under the impression that the TTO and Chiaki were two different entities, and existed separately from each other.
>>43502059>chicken tendies from HeavenI don't get it.
>>43503588Wings of a Fallen Angel?
>>43503588Flesh of the Fallen Angels. A very famous phrase in this quest. Read the archive>mfw a pool is a cactus. Go home, Captcha, you're drunk
>>43503588Flesh of the Fallen Angels.
>>43503588Go away Crunch, nobody likes you.
>>43503625SPEAK FOR YOURSELF ASSBANDIT
>>43503386Going by what we saw inside her head at the time, the thoughts were those of TTO, she referred to herself as such. The flood of memories that were TTO had to be stopped, most of those doors closed while others had to be opened for Chiaki to take back control.They're separate, but connected. The TTO was manifesting, but that's because she can manifest in any Homura that has that mental connection opened.And when she left, she most likely left some backdoors open so that she could take control again.>And so you allow yourself to remember. Gently closing the opened gates in your mind once more with a touch of your psychic sense, and reopening others that have been barred shut by the flood.>Restoring yourself to what you once were. Not completely, of course. Just enough.Malal probably wanted a complete memory wipe to try to close any such backdoors; something we prevented from happening.
>>43503682>And when she left, she most likely left some backdoors open so that she could take control again.I don't think that's the case. I think that Chiaki simply approached TTO mentally, not that there are backdoors open in her head for TTO to take control againmfw in the future that happens and I have to eat my words
Does Chiaki have enough good boy points?
>>43502100 >>43502174 >>43502167 >>43502274Well, Kyoko's new bionic arm aside, is there anything else you missed while you were dead to the world? Whatever it is, you want to know about, even if she thinks it isn't important or not.And who do you have to yell at to get some food around here? Real food, mind, not the bland, tasteless crap that they shove down your throat whenever you're unlucky enough to warrant a stay here."Oh, food! Yeah, sure, give me a minute!" Quick as a shot, Kyoko bolts out of your room - before coming back almost immediately, a multi-tiered metal lunch box gripped in both hands. "Gotcha covered!"This she disassembles with the practiced ease and efficiency of a Vindicare field-stripping a rifle - and in no time flat, your own bed is playing host to an impromptu banquet of rice, fried eel, boiled shrimp and egg rolls, each one in its own canister. There's also a small, shrink-wrapped package of seedless grapes, probably for dessert."Since Mami's away and Midori's uh, takin' a sabbatical and everything, I thought to make food for ya instead, Murderface, since I know you hate the food here just as much as I do." Kyoko says with no small amount of pride. "Been wakin' up really early to make 'em everyday, just in case you woke up!"...Really? You blink down at the canisters full of food. Well, she didn't really need to go through all this trouble, it's not like you can't choke down hospital food, but--"No buts! You need real food to get back in condition, 'specially after what happened!" Kyoko pokes your cheek with a metal finger, the delicate servos of its knuckles purring. "'Sides, it wasn't really a waste anyway. I just ate what I made if you didn't wake up before lunch, or shared it with one of the nurses watchin' over ya." She cackles here, before shoving a pair of chopsticks into your hands. "Go on, dig in!"[1/2]
>>43502996One of Archival's writeups has Gavrill noted to have the Butcher's Nails at least.
>>43503780You take the chopsticks and clack them together clumsily, before nodding and making to start on your first canister. You're not really a rice kind of person - you've been a pancakes-for-every-meal kind of person ever since you can remember - but you're feeling really peckish, so this will have to do....Besides, it's...it's not like Mami's around to make pancakes for you right now, right? And Midori can't either, so......Christ. You're not going to cry. Not right now, not in front of your best friend, for fuck's sakes.As you slowly make your way through the packed lunch Kyoko made for you, she begins to tell you about everything you've missed in the past nine days. Sayaka's departure, apparently, was Kyuubey's way of damage control: the incident in Silent Room Regalia had alerted enough Culexus abroad that the Ninth was inundated with requests asking what the hell was going on, and if they needed emergency assistance. Without Mami to smooth things over, it was up to your Equerry - and Acting Warmaster - to make sure that no Officio suddenly had the bright idea to send people over and find out just what really happened. The official story, apparently - and you find it hard to believe that Sayaka would be up for something like this, considering how huge the stick up her ass is - is that it was just a catastrophic malfunction of a faulty, unused Silent Room - nothing more.Then there was Kharn's arrival from Siberia, a couple of days ago. She was her usual charismatic self, apparently, despite wearing 'clothes that you'd see an expectant mom wearing'. You tried to imagine kind of clothing fit that profile, until Kyoko told you herself: a fluffy ribbed sweater and black pencil skirt combo. What was apparently unbelievable was that even though Kharn told everyone that she might be giving birth any day now, all they could see - at least from the contours of the form-hugging sweater - was just the tiniest suggestion of a pot belly.[2/3]
>>43503796IIRC neither her nor the best sister are canon, sadly.
>>43503844Even if Kyoko herself - and many other girls - attested to feeling two pairs of feet kick against their hands when they rested them against the former Warmaster's stomach.Kharn visited you immediately after her arrival, and had made it a point to spend some time with you alone, with the lights in your quarters shut off. She came back quiet and withdrawn, before declaring that she'd be staying until you woke up. In the meantime, she was helping Misaka with the repair and reconstruction of Tiny Pete."Besides Wendy gettin' snapped up by some of the folks over at the Church, an' Kyuubey locking himself in his office with instructions for us not to interrupt him for anythin' unless it was really important - you didn't miss anything else, Murderface." Kyoko finishes her explanation.What about Mami? Has there really been no word from her? From the First?"Not really, no." Kyoko shakes her head. "Apparently there's a huge dust-up going on up there that's blocking off communication or somewhat, so the moon's a no-go for now."...Ngh. Just when you needed Mami the most. Kyoko's a big help and all, and you're glad she stuck it out beside you this entire time, but..."I know, Murderface. I miss her too." Your best friend murmurs, wistful. "Feels like she's the only one who can make sense of all this, and fix it just like that." She snaps her metal fingers.Yeah. ...Anyway, about the security detail...it's pretty obvious they're not exactly from the Ninth, are they, despite the armor. So where are they from?[3/4]
>>43503868"Oh. Them." Kyoko's face turns dark. "Kyuubey's keeping quiet about it, but word is they're from the Sixteenth. Got here like, a few hours before Sayaka could even get dressed for her fucking trip, making a scene about how their mutant alien cat wants to extend the hand of friendship and brotherhood to our mutant alien cat with a 'sincere gesture of assistance', and that they weren't gonna leave until they know that the situation's clear. He just made them wear our armor so there wouldn't be anyone talking - like what we're doin' now.You wince at this, before suddenly realizing that the two of you have been talking about...well, the sort of thing Kyuubey doesn't want to get leaked out. And they've been standing just outside, so how--"Yeah, nah, Kyuubey's thought of that, too." Kyoko grins. "Had Enishi cloak your room and Midori's with her Callidus bullshit. Top level, secret family technique stuff, the kind that even Culexus can't detect. Right now all they hear from us is the most inane shit possible, like fashion or food or whatever. We just gotta make sure we don't talk about anything important outside." She glances back towards the line of shadows in the corridor outside. "Fuckin' dildoes, each and every one of 'em."Hnh. Well, at least Kyuubey still has his head on straight, despite everything else.What do you do?Have Kyoko call Kharn to your room. You want to ask her about what's happening to you.Have Kyoko help you to Kyuubey's office. You need to talk to the mutant cat bastard as soon as you're able.Ask her if her arm has a vibration function.Ask her about something else. (Write-in)Other.
>>43503868Misaka is alive!!!
>>43503891[x]Ask her if her arm has a vibration function.Can she make it hot and cold?!
>>43503846Is Archivalfag non-canon now while everyone else is canon?Is this what happened?It better be, because that would be hilarious.
>>43503891>Ask her if her arm has a vibration function.
>>43503891>[X]Ask her if her arm has a vibration function.>[X]Have Kyoko call Kharn to your room. You want to ask her about what's happening to you.
>>43503891>[x]Have Kyoko call Kharn to your room. You want to ask her about what's happening to you.
>>43503891>Have Kyoko call Kharn to your room. You want to ask her about what's happening to you.>Ask her about something else. (Write-in)>tell me about the Red Culexus
>>43503891Have Kyoko call Kharn to your room. You want to ask her about what's happening to you.
>>43503891>[x]Have Kyoko call Kharn to your room. You want to ask her about what's happening to you.>[x]Ask her if her arm has a vibration function.>[x]Ask her about something else.Sayaka's not here, so.... Cripple Jousting!
>>43503891>[X]Ask her if her arm has a vibration function.
>>43503908IIRC, Archival's stuff is still canon (as are Wendy's). All other writeups are non-canon.Including the degenerate lewd ones.
>>43503908God I hope so. Archivalfag was the worst of the worst.
>>43503891>[x]Have Kyoko help you to Kyuubey's office. You need to talk to the mutant cat bastard as soon as you're able.
>>43503891[x]Have Kyoko help you to Kyuubey's office. You need to talk to the mutant cat bastard as soon as you're able.We need to know how our damage control is running, and about keeping Chiaki becoming Homucifer a secret.
>>43503700The bi-pod is the best part.
>>43503891>[x]Ask her if her arm has a vibration function.
>>43503891>[X]Ask her if her arm has a vibration function.For a massage, right?
>>43503891>[X]Have Kyoko call Kharn to your room. You want to ask her about what's happening to you.>[X]Ask her if her arm has a vibration function.We need a massage.
>>43503891KHARN!!! It has been far too long since she has graced the quest.
>>43503891>[X]Have Kyoko call Kharn to your room. You want to ask her about what's happening to you.I'd also like to second Cripple Jousting, even if Kyoko isn't a cripple at the moment.
>>43503891>[x]Have Kyoko call Kharn to your room. You want to ask her about what's happening to you.We need all the info we can get before talking to QB.
>>43503891>[X]Ask her if her arm has a vibration function.>[X]Have Kyoko call Kharn to your room. You want to ask her about what's happening to you.Kharn time!
>>43503976Oh, and count me in for asking about massages>>43503969>>43503956
>>43503891>Have Kyoko call Kharn to your room. You want to ask her about what's happening to you.>Ask her if her arm has a vibration function.
>>43503891>Have Kyoko call Kharn to your room. You want to ask her about what's happening to you.>Ask her if her arm has a vibration function.We also need to go to Midori's room and see if we can't exploit the connection between our Soul Gems somehow to find out and/or fix what's up with her.
>>43503936He wasn't a bad writer.He just wasn't a very good person in regards to being a writer.
>>43504043What the fuck does that mean?
>>43503891>[X]Ask her about something else. (Write-in)Whiskey.And do I get to shoot their kneecaps out if they scoff hard enough?
>Kyouko didn't "accidentally" bring a Waifu SpecialMissed chance.
>>43504057I think he means, "Good writer, just a complete asshole".Or something similar.
>>43504115So he is planefag?
>>43504057He means he is an awful human being with control issues, the social awareness of a child having a tantrum, and a mentality that would make a special needs child look like a genius.
>>43504142>implying planefag is a good writer
>>43504115>complete assholeNo, definitely not. Archival is cool, just had to do other stuff...
>>43504156So he is planefag?
>>43504057>write a faction with the defining trait being that they don't matter>leave on account of the main writer being unwilling to make your faction matter fast enough>someone asks Decu for a maerorus and Decu says yes>throw a bitchfit>use it as an excuse to make the writer make all the other writers not canon >Decu says there is no issue with person's writeups being canon as they happen in the past and there are no contradictions as of yet>someone dares him to declare them canon>he does>make a big deal out of it and make the person leave>leave yourself
[x]Have Kyoko call Kharn to your room. You want to ask her about what's happening to you.
>>43504164Planefag being a good writer is just a meme.
>>43504057Anon wants to bitch about Archival for some reason, but doesn't actually have any dirt.
>>43504201It was better for the writeups to be noncanon anyway
>>43503891>Have Kyoko call Kharn to your room. You want to ask her about what's happening to you.And when they arrive>Ask her if her arm has a vibration function.
And that concludes the last voting period for today.
Wait, what happened to Mami? Did I miss something? Last I remember is the cliffhanger in the Silent Room Nightmare, and then Chiaki waking up last thread.
>>43503927This, so much this
>>43504184No. Planefag clearly just wants to have fun, Archival is more like a kid throwing a temper tantrum all the time and he has to get his own way.
>>43503891Alright, sorry everyone, but I have to cut this thread short, I have work in three hours and I need to sleep before then! I'll continue tomorrow night if it's still up, if not, I'll start a completely new thread then!Thank you for your participation, feedback is always great! Have to make sure to draw Mommy Kharn too, hahaha...!
>>43504305>Have to make sure to draw Mommy Kharn too, hahaha...!mmmmm
>>43504305Thanks for the thread, senpai
>>43504274She was on the Moon all along. And attacking Midori, Wendy and Mami in the Silent Room at the same time.Midori may now be possessed by Pinky
>>43504305Thanks for the thread, Decu.Hope I didn't make you drop it with the elfpost.
>>43504345Wait what? My head hurts now.
>>43504343Thank you for reading!>>43504346Ahaha, of course not! I work on Saturdays! My fault for starting so late, I'm sorry!
>>43504286>like a kid throwing a temper tantrum all the time and he has to get his own way.So he is planefag?
>>43504305Thanks for running!http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Magical%20Girl%20Noir%20QuestThread has been archived!All will be well!
>>43504345Or somebody's lying so Chiaki doesn't know what happened to Mami.
>>43504383Planefag doesn't throw tantrums. He just trolls the crap out of people who give him shit.
>>43504305Thanks for the thread despite work!
>>43504408>Thinking there is a difference.
>>43504433There is. One is funny to watch, the other is sad.
>>43504339>Kharn is bigger on the inside.
>>43504408>Planefag doesn't throw tantrums
>>43504467>But Kharn is the biggest when you're down on your knees
>>43504345>Midori may now be possessed by PinkyYou say that like it's a bad thing. Two waifus with the price of one!
>>43503677>>43503700>>43503736>planefag posts in thread>immediately bulliedIt's like clockwork.
>>43504721>Nasu of questingPlanefag wishes.
>>43504721>toilet glock>shower knifeWhat?
>>43504983Planefag lives a charmed life
>>43504478>planefag makes repeated one letter typos>planefag accidently had Kongou say "desu" instead of "dess"w a o