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Last time on Space Alcoholic Quest.

Arctus defeated his inner demons

Met a time witch

Got busy with Vegeta

It's time to get off this god damn boat LETS ROLL

>Follow me on twitter @Eail4
>Ask shit at ask.fm/qmeail
>Previous threads http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=DBZ%20Space%20Alcoholic%20Quest
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The morning after your adventures in the great Arcosian temple during which you faced yourself, the monster within you really, and quite a few realizations about both yourself and the multiverse in which you've got to protect. A great power was unleashed inside of you, one that possibly dwarfs what even Frieza is capable of in his true form, as it stands now you might very well be the most powerful man in the universe... bit of a strange thought really for how long you've played second fiddle to your kin.

Looking to your side, Vegeta is still cuddled up next to you, the woman's tail curled around your leg keeping you pinned to the bed next to her. It's rare moments like this you actually appreciate how unique your situation is... this is Vegeta and yet she cares about you enough to allow you to see her in such a vulnerable situation like sleeping.

Resting back onto the pillow below your head, you're left staring up at the ceiling and thinking. Those dreams that had been haunting you for so long have pretty much stopped, but in exchange from that cryptic information you met Whis, a man who might be a straight up God. Now though Whis has left your company as well, he helped you through the trials and tribulations of the tests to aquire your power.

For the first time since you've started this whole quest for revenge thing, it appears as though all otherworld intervention has actually moved away from you, leaving the so called "Savior" with naught but his fists, his brain, and those he holds close... who is that aside from Vegeta though? The people back on Earth, your crew on the beach planet with Nappa? None of them come close to your power.

>CONT
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>>43491885
No Maple, Kaguya, or Kabuya to rely on either.

You've got the distinct feeling that the fate of the universe is going to rely on you for a while until you actually get the time to try to fix some of these problems... Goku did have that fancy Kaio... something techniqe that multiplied his power after all. There's also the Super Saiyan transformation, of which there is currently none in your universe, so far as you're aware. Vegeta, Nappa, Goku, Gohan, they've all got the potential for it, it's just a matter of bringing it out somehow.

With a sigh you close your eyes again and start thinking.

>Wake up Vegeta, it's time for breakfast.
>Try to slip away for some alone time
>Call X and ask to bring something
>Write in
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>>43491900
>>Wake up Vegeta, it's time for breakfast.
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>>43491900
>Wake up Vegeta, it's time for breakfast.
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>>43491900
>>Wake up Vegeta, it's time for breakfast.

Sup Eail?
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>>43491941
Not much, what's good homie?

Got some meds to help with depression and anxiety shit, feel really good, better than I have in a long time
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>>43491996
good to hear, not a fan of big pharma, but whatever makes you feel better.
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>>43491900
>Wake up Vegeta, it's time for breakfast.
>Call X and ask to bring something

Get a report from X; see how long we were in the temple, if we got any messages from anyone important, if there were any attempts to plumb the database of our ship, and if there were any ships or other individuals who landed on Arcosia. Arctus acquiring his transformation was probably the clearest and easiest step of his journey into power. Now he'll need to keep a finger on the pulse of the universe so he can figure out a plan of how to get rid of Frieza without pissing off the other members of the Cold Family, and without letting any of them know precisely how powerful he is now before Arctus is ready to move.

Also, time and space shenanigans can have a drastic effect on the passage of actual time.
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>>43492021
I'm being really careful with this shit, don't want to end up reliant on it, it's mostly just to help me sleep and concentrate on important things by clearing my head.
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>>43491900
>Wake up Vegeta, it's time for breakfast.
>Call X and ask to bring something
Bring breakfast.
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>>43492046
supporting this
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Calling and writing.

How all ya'll been during my extended absence?
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Also, I've been thinking more on the subject of how to dispose of Frieza while not having to deal with Cold and Cooler screaming for Arctus' blood. Some things to consider:

Whis seemed to approve Arctus' idea of taking on Frieza at full power, so that he could show Cold that he could at the very least be a powerful successor. It could also make Cooler back off and reconsider his options. It was also thought that killing Frieza at his lower forms would probably make Cold and Cooler view Arctus as no more than a common thug murdering his rightful ruler (very bad).

Couching the whole "killing Frieza" thing in Arcosian ceremony might be a good idea since Cold is well-versed in such things, and it would add a degree of legitimacy to it. However, that alone won't be enough to prevent King Cold from murderizing the person who killed his 'princess'.

Thus, we may have to find a way to increase Arctus' position & esteem in Cold's eyes while making Frieza look like a huge chump, then challenge Frieza when his holdings and general approval rating with the Cold Family is in the toilet. Though this may be a very difficult thing to do, since the only thing that made King Cold VERY angry at Frieza was the extermination of the Arcosian race (and which Frieza was forgiven for eventually).
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>>43492192
Missing my drunk arcosian. That's how. Also look at pic.
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>>43492240
To undermine Frieza we just simply infiltrate and sabotage some of his missions/holdings. Then we go in and fix things up when the little princess can't handle it.
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>>43492192
I wanna make X into both Jarvis and the Iron Man suit for Arctus.

Maybe we can snag the Big Gete Star program and adapt to a super suit program instead?

Also. Read the new Ironman at all?
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>>43492192
Missing this, and Brussel. Doesn't help that SOM has gone missing since start Cell Games 2: Electric Cellaloo.
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>>43492321
It's simple.

We just play his favorite commercial everywhere he goes, constantly, even his own ship.

Eventually he will snap and go full MAD and blow himself up in sheer rage induced stupidity.
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>>43492340
Good riddance.
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>>43492192

Been doing alright, all things considered. Been thinking hard about how to go about ruining Frieza enough for Arctus to act against him without raising the ire of King Cold or Cooler.

It kinda made me realize that Arctus' status as a part of the extended Cold Family ironically makes it harder for him to kill Frieza and get away with it. Being a monkey is hax. But in a way, it also provides an entire level of fun stuff to plot/plan and deal with that Goku will never know.

>>43492321

That too, but doing it too often might be a bit too obvious. The way I see it, Cold may need to recognize Arctus as a worthy successor to the throne before any Frieza-killing occurs. Whether this means that Arctus may have to conquer planets of his own or think of some way to drastically increase productivity/morale on the holdings that the PTO already has remains to be seen.
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>>43492398
All right so you know how we deal with this bullshit? We're an Arcosian aren't we? We're super fucking durable and might even have some god damn regeneration powers from the way that Frieza puts himself back together eventually.

We fight Frieza and we JOB SUPER FUCKING HARD with Vegeta watching. We 'die' and cause her to go super saiyan.

We kill Frieza together and go back to Earth, then we Pendulum room Gohan to the fight to see it as well, let him go Super Saiyan. Goku can come later somehow. That's two super saiyans, a super arcosian, and the Z fighters.

We can take Cold and Cooler head on.
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>>43492453
The only times Frieza got put back together is when they filled him with metal, and when they wished his pieces back from Hell.

It's weird. They don't regenerate, but killing them is next to impossible so long as they have any Ki, it would seem.

So obviously we just give ourselves some Namekian DNA and get actual Regen. Obviously.
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>>43491872

It's fucking DRINKING TIME.
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Deciding that food would be an appropriate way to start the morning, you reach over and grab hold of your scouter, bringing it close enough to use it without actually putting the thing on. Pinging your latest little creation, X is quick to respond with a series of beeps to signal it's recieving you. "Start on breakfast for me would you X? I'm gonna wake up the Princess and we'll be along shortly. When that's done, do me a favor and check to see how the security on the ship is holding up, anyone come around Arcosia, or important messages I've missed? Food comes first." When you finish talking the bot responds with more beeps that you understand as a conformation.

Good Robot, that X, you should give him a Frieza da... you miss Jenkins.

Maybe he can rule the Universe in your stead one day while you and Vegeta retire to a nice backwater planet with excellent food and alcohol... nah why would life ever be that easy.

Reaching over with the hand that isn't currently pinned under her, you start to rock Vegeta a bit, enough to make the woman aware to your existance and the waking world once more. "Hnng?" She responds to your shaking, reaching over and biting your finger with her eyes barely open.

"Not breakfast, but it's getting made, thought I'd wake you up for it while we decide what to do next." You explain to her while she's still waking herself up. The woman in turn smacks you on the chest playfully

>CONT
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>>43492453
Kaguya specifically warned us about being careful on how we make someone go Super Saiyan, specifically because Kaguya did that exact thing to Gohan, and it messed with him, a lot.
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>>43492585
"You had me at the mention of food."

The joys of living with a saiyan no? Food is the easiest way to get to their hearts, especially good food. That gives you a few ideas though, as to what your next move should be, or could be really.

When the two of you manage to get out of bed and make yourself slightly presentable for the sake of doing so, by the time you get to the dining area X has already produced a heafty looking breakfast, the tiny bot saluting on the table when it notices that you and Vegeta have arrived. Repeating the motion, X assumes it's at ease and goes off to take care of the other tasks it's been assigned.

While you and Vegeta are starting to dig into the food before you, that doens't mean you can't start talking.

>I think we should head back to Earth for a while
>We should pick up the crew and Nappa
>We're going after Frieza
>What do you think we should do?
>Write in
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>>43492453

Some problems with that approach:

Femgeta may not appreciate something like that. She's also probably a prudent enough fighter to recognize jobbing when she sees it. And Gohan watching that in the Pendulum room might not work like it did in Human Quest.

Cooler is almost 4x as strong as Frieza. While training may close that gap kind of quickly, we will need to make him hesitate on acting quickly. If we can keep him in his Cold War mindset (no pun intended), the better it will be for Arctus. But seeing Arctus rise up as a potential threat out of nowhere may already encourage him to be more proactive.

If we assume that King Cold can transform, he may have enough power in his final form to be a legit threat to Goku & Vegeta at the end of DBZ. He's also nowhere near as complacent as he was in DBZ, and may be old enough to have lived through the eras where Majin Buu & Beerus were first active. He did know enough about them to advise his sons to leave well enough alone when Buu or Beerus was involved.
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>>43492608
>I think we should head back to Earth for a while
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>>43492608
>What do you think we should do?
>I think we should head back to Earth for a while
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>>43492608
>>We should pick up the crew and Nappa
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>>43492608
>I think we should head back to Earth for a while
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>>43492608
>What do you think we should do? I think we should probably get Nappa and the crew before anything else though.
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>>43492600
We don't know about that IC do we? I saw that shit in Som's quest too but I think it might be different here.

>>43492618
I wonder if we could learn the Kaioken, something like that would probably make us strong enough to dispose of the entire Cold Clan at once. We might be strong enough to beat Frieza but the way it sounds like, Cooler and Cold are out of our league if allowed to transform.

How CAN we beat Cooler? Let alone a Cold with transformations
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>>43492608

>I think we should head back to Earth for a while
Let Nappa and them do their vacation, head to earth while we have the ship that isn't being tracked by our family. Touch base with earth crew and then go pick up our crew, and go frieza hunting.
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>>43492709
>We don't know about that IC do we? I saw that shit in Som's quest too but I think it might be different here.

When Arctus was traveling through the final door, Arctus received advice from each protagonist before actually arriving in the mindscape thing. Kags, Kabu, and Maple each gave their own parting shot of advice.
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>>43492608
>I think we should head back to Earth for a while
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We have power now, all we need is to develop our technique.

Maple taught us that learning from friends is a good idea. Kabs taught us of the hidden depths within Saiyans. Kags taught us that we can raise the powers of our allies to face even greater threats.

Y'know Dragon Ball Multiverse has a universe where the fighters use super-advanced equipment to fight. Maybe we could emulate that?.
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>>43492709
If we do get the kaio-ken, and git gud at using it, pulling off a x10 would let us gib the rest of the cold family if we are really at Frieza's level.

And Goku could use x20 when his PL was only 3 million.

Of course, powerbloat, and it ruins everything.
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Calling the vote

As far as Kaioken goes, I don't have any opposition to Arctus learning it, but I'm gonna put things in place to prevent you from full on abusing it.

I think it's much more fun as a suicide move anyways
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>>43492884
Let's go find an old crown on top of a mountain and dodge some lightning
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>>43492709
>How CAN we beat Cooler?

Make Cooler think that Arctus is on his side, or that Arctus will be subservient to him. It'll be way harder than Frieza, since Cooler seems to be be smarter than his little brother. But once we establish ourselves as a potential rival, Cooler will still harbor a certain distrust of Arctus despite any prior alliances.

>Let alone a Cold with transformations
Cold will be suspecting Arctus of gunning for the throne the moment he makes his move on Frieza. But oddly enough, I also suspect that King Cold fully expects Frieza and Cooler to try and kill him when they finally feel like they should be king. Yet he doesn't seem to be doing anything to encourage them from growing strong enough to challenge him.
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>>43492884
>I think it's much more fun as a suicide move anyways

>tfw Kaio-ken times ten million

>RIP, Galaxy.
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>>43492925
Did Kaguya ever actually pull off a Kaioken move? That was supposed to be his suicide trump card
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>>43492709

Well, power armour would make us better. We got like halfway to done on that project as I recall.
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>>43492920

Er, I meant that King Cold doesn't seem to be doing anything to discourage Cooler & Frieza from growing strong enough to oppose him. Given that King Cold isn't complacent in this reality, I'd almost say that he *wants* a powerful and worthy heir to challenge him one day.
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>>43492993
Unfortunately, no.

I am still booty-bothered over it, as well.
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>>43492993

Nope, Kaguya had the narcolepsy "trump" moves that never fucking worked.
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>>43492709
We do know it IC, from thread 26 while listening to Kaguya after leaving Whis behind.

> just uh, be careful with how you get people to go super saiyan, learned the hard way on that one.
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>>43493006

I'm not sure if it would be a good idea for Arctus himself. Vegeta mentioned that it could be useful for a little while, but that upgrading and maintaining such a thing could be very complicated and difficult.

But it would probably be a great idea to develop such a thing for the rank-and-file soldiers.
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>>43493043
Sky Breaker/Rampage Drive did, except for the fact of LOLCELL.
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>>43493009
Actually, Cold is severely lacking in foresight. The only smart person in the Cold family really is Cooler, but Cooler suffers from arrogance and overconfidence just like the rest of his family.
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I don't oppose it but could someone tell me WHY we're going back to Earth please?

Aside from wanting to see Gohan and the bunch
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>>43493086
That's true in canon, but Eail has implied that King Cold is putting up an act in this universe. At any rate, we'll just have to play it by ear.

>>43493110

Fruit of Might stuff

Arctus & Geets learning how to fight gud from the guddest fighters

More science with best science buddy
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>>43493110
I say we just give them our space skype.

Video chats and shit.

>leaving it on accidentally while we fuck Vegeta. Gohan happens across it.

Scarred4lyf
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>>43493152
Okay that made me laugh more than it shoulda.
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>>43493110

Training time and a chance to test the new form before we go murder the shit out of Frieza. Also, giving the Earthlings and proxy Earthlings something to aspire to will serve as a good way of keeping the pressure on them so that Arctus isn't the only super-powered individual on the side of good..... booze.
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>>43493110
Threesome with Bulma and Femgeta.
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Shoveling a mouthful of... something into your mouth, it tastes good so you really don't give damn what it is, you're quick to swallow and observe Vegeta eating. Even for a saiyan she'd consuming food at an incredible rate and you can't help but wonder if that's because of the strange hybrid that she's got growing inside of her. You're still a young man in Arcosian culture, and hell you're going to be alive for a... very, very long time assuming nothing goes horribl wrong.

It's a grim fact you've tried to avoid thinking about for a while now really.

Moving those kinds of thoughts off to the side for deeping pondering hopefully never, you decide now would be a good time for you and Vegeta to discuss what your next plan should be.

"So I've been thinking on what we should do next. Dropping back by Earth again sounds like a good idea to me, but what do you think would be a wise move?" You question her before diving back into your food.

Swallowing what she's got in her mouth, Vegeta rubs away the remains at the corners of her lips and licks her fingers clean.

You feel very strange

"Earth? You want to check in on Kakarot and his group of Earthlings then? Hnn... they've got good enough food, I wouldn't be opposed to it. I want to see that Kaioken technique of his again, it was quite impressive." She says, before giving a shrug "The boy... Gohan, he needs a proper Saiyan in his life for certain teachings after all, it's my duty as the Princess."

Sounds like you've got a plan indeed, and you're rather looking forward to seeing Bulma and Gohan again.

>Set a course for Earth
>Ask X what's beeen found
>Call someone
>Write in
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>>43493152
>Vegeta starts getting flashbacks
http://pastebin.com/HCV9avQf
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>>43493237
Fuck off already, Go to fucking Space monkeys if you want Bulma fucking.
>>43493264
>Set a course for Earth
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Y'know I think if we show Vegeta the actual destruction of Vegeta, by Frieza that could trigger her Super Saiyan mode.

We'd probably have to snag that video from Cooler though.
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>>43493264
>Set a course for Earth
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>>43493264
>Set a course for Earth
>Ask X what's been found

Can we work on an audio program for him while we head to Earth? Give the guy a voice.
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>>43493264
>Set a course for Earth
>Ask X what's beeen found
>Write in

Try to practice transforming down a notch?

Though Arctus will need to get used to doing stuff in his transformed state, it could be important to get used to transforming down to maintain a low profile, at least while in high-visibility areas. I don't doubt that Cooler will recognize what Arctus has done.
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>>43493274
Space-Christ, anon, calm down.

>>43493264
>>Ask X what's beeen found

Them three "e"s though.
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>>43493264
>Ask X what's beeen found
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>>43493237
>>43493274
Look I'll straight up say I'm not opposed on a base level to you going after more than one partner, but be smart about it.

Is Arctus the type of fellow that would do such a thing?

That's for you to decide my dear anons
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>>43493313
He'd do it when he's on a bender and blacks out into party mode. Wouldn't even care what gender it is as long as it's fuckable.
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>>43493313
>reasons not to waifu multiple people

>because Haya is a short-term memory cunt

In all seriousness, though, I'm content with Vegeta.
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>>43493329
Seeing as he hasn't fucked anything while being so shitfaced he couldn't even stand, I disagree heartily.
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>>43493313

I'm good with Femgeta. She's a keeper.

Cunning, smart, good at fighting, prideful (but not excessively so), already displaying a certain maternal instinct, serious as shit when she needs to be, but also has a feminine side that she shows only in her most private and intimate moments.
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>>43493313
No he really isn't, Plus he's already got a child on the way.
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>>43493264
>Set a course for Earth
Kaio-ken wouldn't be a bad thing for Femgeta to learn.
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>>43493274
>>43493313
I was making a joke. Jesus.
>>43493264
>to Earth
>ask X what's been found
Are we in base form, if not, try transforming down
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>>43493313
Pretty sure Bulma has something.

She's kind of a total slut.

Then again, this isn't canon.
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>>43493380
....Am I really doing all that with her?

I've just been writing what feels natural honestly
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>>43493334
>because Haya is a short-term memory cunt

Kinda was though.

>Why didn't you save ME!
>Sorry did you forget the time I died for you?
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>>43493380
when asked for comment, Femgeta said
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>>43493418
>I was making a joke. Jesus.
There was this one anon who was fucking annoying and kept pushing for Bulma even AFTER we had Geets.
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>>43493426

The best development happens organically.
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>>43493441
Man, you have no idea how people work, do you?

Well, I guess we all have a reason for being on 4chan.
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>>43493495
To be fair Som doesn't know how people work either.

Seriously characterization in the damn quest was almost zero or went in 20 different directions. At once.
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>>43493477
Huh, well glad that's the case at any rate.

NOW CALLING THE VOTE AND WRITING

While I do that though, anyone got any QM Questions they wanna ask me about stuff?
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>>43493541
Fair enough.

Combat was pretty nice, though.

Okay, I have gotten nothing but Egg captchas for the past half hour. What the fuck is going on?
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>>43493543
Find any good pictures of Arcosian/Saiyan hybrids yet?
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>>43493543
Why you such a faggot, but a cool one? Like Freddy Mercury.
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>>43493543
Favorite rpg series?

>>43493569
Captcha likes to have trends.
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>>43493543
>anyone got any QM Questions they wanna ask me about stuff?

By unlocking an enhanced form, does Arctus now have three cocks, in place of his two?
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>>43493543

How much SAN loss have you suffered when looking for pictures to use for Femgeta or for Arcosian/Saiyan hybrids?
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>>43493587
Okay, That made me laugh.
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Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>43493603
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>>43493570
Hell no.

That's still a legit issue I'm having. Kato had a ton of good choices for hers but fuck me I struggle for Arctus' kid

>>43493574
I mean if it's a cute enough trap...

>>43493577
Does Fire Emblem count? If so Path of Radiance for sure in that series, if not that, then Final Fantasy Tactics

>>43493587
REDACTED

>>43493603
Bruh, you don't even fucking know. These monstrosities are the least terrible things. I've found so far.

Honest to god I think I may use some photoshit trickery and just add some blue lines to Trunks' face, where Arctus has the dark grey stuff.

My originality is limited with art
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>>43493652
Path of Radiance and Radiant Dawn were fucking amazing
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>>43493313
Femgeta was a mistake.
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>>43493707
At least put something juicy on your bait!
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>>43493652
Bruce and Broly-Chan when, Eail?
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>>43493652
Did you ever give the E to that chick who said you looked like a bigger James Franco?
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>>43493761
I got some titty action, then I learned she had a boyfriend and NOPED the fuck out of that.

Ain't gonna be on the giving end of what happened to me in highschool when I beat the shit out of the football captain.

>>43493760
Probably one day.
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>>43493760
I miss them so;_;.
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>>43493804
Where the FUCK did you get this and who is the artist

I need to know for... reasons
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>>43493788
>beat the shit out of the football captain
Story tiem?
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>>43493804
....

Broly-chan your look...different.
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>>43493818

iqdb reveals:

http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/1319713

It is a touhou pretending to be a broly.
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>>43493818
Most broly art is genderbent, actually.
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>>43493818
Man it's been so long i don't even remember, THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DON'T RUN EPIC SAIYAN QUEST! I miss our broly;_;
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Using your scounter to produce a holographic keyboard, you begin to plug in a variety of numbers and letters, when it's finally finished you open up a comm channel with X once again. "X I'm sending you the coordinates for our next destination, go ahead and get us out of here. Send me whatever data you've collected as well from your search."

When orders are finished the bot once again gives an affirmative, and you've soon got data flying across your scouter. There are a few reports of some skirmishes along the border beween the PTO and the Emperium, but that's usual standards when it comes to dealing with your 'hated rivals' across the reaches of space.

Other than that things have been rather slow, you were in the temple for the better part of half a day though time went by much quicker for you, so things mostly haven't had enough time to change. King Cold still believes you to be on vacation, and there's been no contact from Cooler or Frieza either, but they never contact you unless it's a very important job that needs doing and the Ginyu Force or the Armored Squadron isn't up to snuff.

First plan when you're God Emperor of the universe is to impose mandatory posing classes for special military groups across the space time thingy.

With the trip to Earth planned and ready, the major thing now is actually passing time in the week it's going to take you to get there.

There are a few projects you could do in the meantime while waiting.

>SELECT TWO

>Give X a Voice
>Work on the Armored Suit design more
>Work on reverting back to your originl form
>Try to come up with some new techniques in case you need them
>Gotta upgrade the scouters again, can't read your new Power Level
>Write in
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>>43493922
>Give X a Voice
>Gotta upgrade the scouters again, can't read your new Power Level
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>>43493922
>>Work on reverting back to your original form
>>Gotta upgrade the scouters again, can't read your new Power Level
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>>43493922
>Give X a Voice
>Work on reverting back to your originl form
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>>43493922
>Work on reverting back to your originl form
>Gotta upgrade the scouters again, can't read your new Power Level
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>>43493922
>Give X a voice
>work on reverting back to your original form

I'm sure showing up to report to Cooler, or answer a call from Cold in the new form would go over well.
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>>43493922

>Work on reverting back to your original form
>Try to come up with some new techniques in case you need them

As far as the scouter problem goes, we can work out a rough stop-gap measure using ki-sense. Like memorizing how a certain power level feels like, then comparing it.

As far as techniques go, I think it might be handy to work on a strong eye-blast/eye-beam of some sort.
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>>43493922
>>Try to come up with some new techniques in case you need them
>>Gotta upgrade the scouters again, can't read your new Power Level
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>>43493788
>I got some titty action, then I learned she had a boyfriend and NOPED the fuck out of that.
Good man. If they lived together or she didn't have any housemates should have put on note on the underside of the toilet seat.
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By the way, in case anyone was curious

>mfw Brine noticed me on twitter
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>>43493828
Paraphrased from an ASK.fm question I answered.

Started dating a girl in high school for several months was incredible happy Fell in love with her, fell in love hard, wanted to marry her. She was blowing the football captain on the side. Broke his nose in a fight that I don't remember, probably would have killed him if it weren't for two other guys dragging me off.
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>>43494050
Shit dude, that blows.

Who's Brine?
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>>43493922
>Work on reverting back to your original form
>Give X a Voice
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>>43494122
QM of Sith Apprentice Quest, one of the guys that got me into Questing hard along with Cosgrove.

4 Give X a voice
4 Scouter
5 Original form

Next Vote between Scouter and X gets it
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>>43494182
X
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>>43494182
scouter
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Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>43494182
1: Scouter
2: X
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>>43494182
X
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>>43493922
>Try to come up with some new techniques in case you need them

>Give X a Voice
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>>43494182
scouter
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Now here's the fun one

Do I give you Cortana or Megaman from Captain N as the voice of X
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>>43494308
Protoman
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>>43494308
I vote Olmec from Legends of the Hidden Temple
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>>43494308
X is male, Silly Eail. Also not going Protoman, FOR SHAME EAIL FOR SHAME!
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>>43494182
X

>>43494308
Use Rommy from Andromeda. Ain't no AI like a Systems Commonwealth Glorious Heritage class Highguard Ship-of-the-Line
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>>43494308
>tfw you were expecting robotized Steve Blum

I keep forgetting who we assigned to who in terms of voices!
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>>43494368
>Robots
>Genders

Anon please
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>>43494394
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>>43494308
Gotta have the super fighting robot's voice
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>>43494308
Roll. From Megaman.
Or Count Dracula.
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>>43494399
Oh right we did that as a thing back when we made X didn't we?

I should check that thread.

>Why is X not just having the voice of TOM

Good question because I don't know.

TOM is gr8 after all

>Eail got distracted watching Bob Ross stream again
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>>43494435
Ay b0ss!

Surprised it took you this long to show up!
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>>43493922
>Work on the Armored Suit design more
>Work on reverting back to your originl form
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>>43494447
>>43494435
So Eail, Chuckles. Just because I want to see you fight. What's the ranking on Strength between all the DBZ Quest Saiyans in your opinions?
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>>43494625
>yfw they both say Tuffle quest
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>>43494468
I've been here the whole time on my phone
now I can REALLY shitpost
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>>43494642
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>>43494640
>>43494625
Well thanks, 4chan! That was half of my post gone!

>Tuffle quest Goku is #1
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>>43494642
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>>43494669
Tuffle Quest Goku is pretty strong. He got SSJ before he was out of Dragonball.
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>>43494642
Please Spaced God, help.
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>>43494625
Isn't Human Quest's Saiyans like retardedly strong just like everything else in that quest?
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>>43493652
>Final Fantasy Tactics
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Most of the week you spend working on reverting back to your original form, because hey as much as you like this new one and as natural as it feels, you know that losing control for a moment will make you quite the power beacon, that and if you talk to another member of the cold family while you're still like this it could lead to quite a bit of trouble.

Over the course of around five days you manage to sort of figure out how to force yourself back down into your prior form, it requires relaxation, steady breathing, and concentration, but soon enough while meditating you actually manage to pull it off.

After several days of appearing so different to yourself, seeing the normal you once again is sort of strange, but it's welcome.

Vegeta didn't really get it since your power has regressed back down to around three million in this form, but that's still more than enough to deal with any problems that could come along your way while on Earth, and it's not like you've locked yourself out of your new form, re-attaining it is as simple as powering up and forcing it to come back to the peak.

The rest of the time, the parts you didn't spend with Vegeta at least, it was a lot of working on making a voice subroutine for X, and after a while you think you managed to find one that you like quite a bit, and the bot does as well once you've installed it.

"Thank you sir! This is a great honor!" He says with a salute, which you return.

By the time you arrive at Earth though, the time for sleep has passed and it's time to get ready. You didn't actually announce that you were coming back so it was probably going to be a surprise for Bulma and the bunch, and by the time you're breaking through the atmosphere, once again heading towards a deserted rocky wasteland, you can feel various powers coming your way, though they aren't there by your landing.

>Go greet the highest powers
>Middle powers
>Capsule corp baby
>Wait
>Write in
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>>43494744
>Go greet the highest powers
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>>43494744
>>Wait
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>>43494744
>>Wait
Let everyone arrive, bust out the HETAP.
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>>43494744
>Wait.
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>>43494744
>Wait
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Something wrong with this?

this is the same artist I stole Kabs art from

>>43494744
>Middle powers
Yamcha a bro


>>43494640
>>43494669
>>43494682
I think Kato said ssj gokus like 3 mil PL? though thats also at a comparatively much younger age... so theres that, never read SOM so I have no idea how strong his are, and eail hasnt specified his.... so hell if I know?
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>>43494744
>>Go greet the highest powers
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>>43494777
>this is the same artist I stole Kabs art from
Lies, I found this one for you chuckles.
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>>43494682
The funny thing he's actually still weaker than he's "supposed" to be according to the QM. And to be honest I kinda believe her because fuck, Path to Power Goku is OP.

>>43494744
>Wait
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>>43494777
>I think Kato said ssj gokus like 3 mil PL?
Tuffle!Goku is 21k in base atm so SSJ would be 1,050,000 so he just broke 1 mil as of last thread.
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TuffleGoku, Femgeta, and Kabuya all have a lot of potential moving forward.
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>>43494789
that ones good to, I meant exhibit A here
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>>43494777
So what you're saying is, since you have no definitive answer, but only one thing has numbers to it, Tuffle Quest Goku wins by default?

Kek.
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>>43494829
Meh you agreed to this>>43494789
First and have stuck with it so yeah.
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>>43494837
Pretty sure Kabuya is stronger than TuffleGoku anon. Different points in time sure, but if we are talking about numbers its a fact.
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>>43494837
Femgeta's current base PL could beat Super Saiyan Tuffle Goku.
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>>43494880
>>43494857
Shh.

It's only a matter of time.

Dreams now.
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>>43494837
well, Kabs and the gang are all sitting at the 3-6 million pl at base, so theres that

http://pastebin.com/c4WftYiC
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>>43494890
Like I said >>43494828 here

They ALL have a shitload of potential.
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>>43494880
Where are Bruce and Broly on the chart? They're pretty low at this point in time, but I'm pretty sure Broly is hiding shit and Bruce gains power like a Mofo.
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>>43494897
>tfw the not!Ginyus are FAR stronger than the actual Ginyus,

Step up yo game up.

Also, Tore, stop being a lazy skank.
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>>43494908
Broly is stronger than Bruce but he's the weakest saiyan by far.

Gohan from HQ is the strongest saiyan
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>>43494897
>http://pastebin.com/c4WftYiC

Wow, Gohan's gotten really strong. Is that in base form, Chuckles?
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>>43494897
Smut with the pink handcuffs when?
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>>43494937
HQ doesn't count.

I mean, come on, they have numbers with like, 30 zeros. Fuck that noise.
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CALLING VOTE AND WRITING

YALL NIGGAS GO WATCH BOB ROSS AND FEEL GOOD ABOUT YOURSELVES

>>43494956
If it aint from HQ then it's Frank

The other DBZ quest Som ran
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>>43494937
>Broly is stronger than Bruce
Knew it! She's the only person who can give Bruce a proper challenge.
Best Waifu.
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>>43494956
>30 zeros
Being real here, its probably more. To the point where everything is handwaved to 'is he stronger than Kaguya?'

Yes or no to that question will still result in Kaguya jobbing.
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>>43494944
That's what happens when Chichi gets convinced not to hold him back so much and he gets uninterrupted training time with goku, kabs and kuriza

>>43494951
SoonTM
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>>43494897
>Salt Prince is weaker than Bra
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>>43494973
speaking of pastebins, I think this quest had one, at some point.
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>>43494994
that's a joke anon

Look at a periodic table
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>>43494973
Do you like ASMR stuff too Eail?
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>>43495015
Don't care, Still makes me laugh.
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>>43494993

Wow.

So I guess it really was a good call to retreat from Cell, seeing as how he blocked Gohan's SSJ-enhanced punch so easily. Sneaky sneaky Cell, feigning weakness so he could probably get a good tail-stab in.
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>>43495012
It did, I need to update it again.

>>43495024
Never tried it but listening to and watching Bob Ross makes me feel happy. This man was a beautiful human being and the world suffered from his loss
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>>43494642
>>43494777
I'm so sorry for finding that stuff.

Ironically as far as Power Levels go SOM's Goku apparently isn't much stronger than canon Goku, now.
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>>43494956

DBZ Human Quest, where it only makes sense to express the power levels in terms of scientific notation.
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>>43495089
Soon we'll need to count by Googolplexs
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>>43495034
To be fair this cell has huge power gains from eating goku and daughteru in the future, the one that was strong enough to kill long cold
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>>43495087

>not posting Twists of the North Star version
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>>43495087
>Ironically as far as Power Levels go SOM's Goku apparently isn't much stronger than canon Goku, now.

Really? It seemed like he was pushing Beerus more than in the movie and that was before Kaguya joined in as the ...Super Human God...the fuck was he thinking.
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>>43495133
You mean Super Blueman God
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>>43495133
>>43495153
There is no Super Arcosian God

Just saying
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>>43495112
I'd been looking for it for half an hour.

>>43495133
Stronger, yeah, but not as much as one'd think.
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>>43495171
Thank you.
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>>43495171
Ultimate Evolution matches God Form.
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>>43495171
There is Golden Arcosian though, which is on the level of God Form appearantly.
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>>43495171
There's no Super Tuffle God either.

I do hope Divine Magic is a thing though. That'd be fun to work with
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I always wondered why Whis never stepped in and laughed at Towa and her "time travel" antics.
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>>43495265
Towa appearantly has True Time Travel, allowing them to move up and down along the same timeline, instead of creating a new one like Trunks did.
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>>43495265

He's got more important stuff to worry about. Beerus only deigned to get involved in DBXV once Demigra made the grievous error of trying to control him.
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Eh, it'll be a nice little sense of nostalgia if you drag out the old cooler and wait for the guys to arrive like last time, they'll appreciate that sorta thing. Vegeta doesn't really get it, but she's willing to sit on the cooler while you grab a seat against it, the two of you sipping on some light space beer, tastes like space piss but hey, it'll do, you even brought along some juice for Gohan.

Admiring the natural beauty of the planet, soon enough there's quite the group that's gathered in front of you, all of the humans, the Namekian, along with Goku and Gohan.

"Mr. Arctus you came back!" Gohan happily says upon seeing you.

Goku seems just as happy to see you as well "Awesome, I was hoping you'd be back one day, I wanted to fight you again!" The man says, laughing and rubbing at the back of his neck as he does so.

"Arctus, my man, how ya doing!?" Yamcha grins and walks over, slapping your hand as you hand him one of the beers.

Tien and Piccolo merely give you a nod, with a grunt from the Namekian.

Passing around drinks to everyone, water for Piccolo and juice for Gohan because hey you're an asshole but underage drinking is no joke for a growing boy, things have relaxed a bit, everyone seems happy at your return.

Or at least not pissy, in the case of Piccolo.

"So what's brought you back Mr. Arctus? It's been months and you feel even stronger than before, how'd you do that?" Gohan questions you while sipping on his juice.

>Pushups, situps, and plenty of juice kid.
>Wanted to see how my current favorite half-saiyan was doing.
>Felt like stopping by for some relaxation.
>Bulma was doing a thing for me
>Write in
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>>43495326
>Pushups, situps, and plenty of juice kid.
>Felt like stopping by for some relaxation.
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>>43495326
>Felt like stopping by for some relaxation.
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>>43495326
>>Pushups, situps, and plenty of juice kid.
100 push-ups,100 sit-ups,100km runs. Everyday!
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>>43495326
>Write in
"Came to show you all...MY NEW LASER SWORD!"

WOOSH WOOSH WOOSH!
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>>43495360
Whoops!
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>>43495326
>>Pushups, situps, and plenty of juice kid.
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>>43495360
Maybe Krillin would like it.
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>>43495360
This along with
>Wanted to see how everyone was doing
>>43495326
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>>43495326
>Pushups, situps, and plenty of juice kid.
>Wanted to see how my current favorite half-saiyan was doing.
>Bulma was doing a thing for me
>Write in

Kinda realized that I don't really know as much about fighting as I could, so I came back here to learn from all of you guys again. Plus, Vegeta over here thought that you could benefit from some proper Saiyan influence in your life.
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>>43495455
>implying our kid isn't our favorite half-saiyan

You piece of shit, I'll fiet u ma8
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>>43495509
>current
There is a reason that word is there.
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>>43495509

We don't even know if he exists yet!

Well, we do know he'll be a thing eventually, but Arctus doesn't know that yet!
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>>43495509
Current favorite is the key phrase there
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>>43495533
Yes he does. He had a whole moment on the ship before reaching Arcosia.
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>>43495509
Our future kid is our favorite abomination onto nature.
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>>43495537
>>43495527
Currently, our favorite half saiyan should be our unborn child.

Y'all some stupid niggas. Like y'all don't even care what it stands for. Sheeeiiiit
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>>43495602
You. Is. A. Bitch. Nigga.
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>>43495602
>turning this into a debate about when life starts
/pol/ please leave
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>The talking about the child has left me once again attempting to find a remotely useable image aside from Trunks

>mfw NOTHING WORKS

I'm also writing by the way
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>>43495660
Use a female Nappa.
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>>43495660
Just switch between Arcosian and Saiyan forms.

Then we can just use our imagination when you combine them for a super form.
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>>43495626
I am genuinely confused. Where in that post was it stated that "It's alive"? That was obviously a statement on the symbolism of having children with someone.

Damn, son, strawmen out of nothing.
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>>43495690
Favorite current whatever implies it already exists, and in the case of living things, is already alive.
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We can have more than one favorite.

Love isn't finite.

It is endless.
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>>43495710
But what is love?
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>>43495718
Baby don't hurt me.
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>>43495718
Baby don't hurt me.
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>>43495724
Don't hurt me.
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>>43495730
No more.
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>>43495698
But living was never brought up.

You can't just apply arbitrary requirements on something and then impose that on someone else.

The child exists, the state of life or lack thereof is irrelevant, as the actual act of having a a child with a person is a highly intimate act, and in this case, a willing act, and that is why the child we will be having should be our favorite. Even if they haven't been born, or haven't even shown significant physical signs of pregnancy. I mean, hell, that's pretty much what doting is. Even before the child is born, to the point of just after conception, a parent will sometimes (most often from the female side) dote over the child.

What I see if you trying to make this /pol/ and acting like someone else is.
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>>43495718
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>>43495729
>>43495730
>>43495734

You guys are a buncha queers and I love you
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>>43495746
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>>43495746
And we love ya too Texas.by the way you know what comes from Texas?
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>>43495754
>>43495750
That's impressive.
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>>43495718
>>43495724
>>43495729
>>43495730
>>43495734
All according to keikaku

Besides, Darkness falls across the land
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>>43495785
FINALLY!

You do not know how long I've wanted to hang out with everyone!
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>>43495799
Different Darkness. Back to Irrelevancy with you!
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>>43495816
Yo. Did you mean me?
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>>43495837
Nope. It's only because the midnight hour is close at hand.
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>>43495816
I've got an army of darkness if that's what you meant!

That can descend upon the lands for you.
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>>43495855
But they can hardly even SALLY FOghtff.
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>>43495853
Creatures crawl in search of blood
To terrorize your neighborhood
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"Pushups, situps, and plenty of juice, my dear Gohan, what every great warrior needs, be he a saiyan, a human, or an alcoholic space lizard that meets a lot of very strange people on his journey." You say in a sage like tone before laughing along with the boy and several of the others as you reach over to ruffle his hair, ah you missed this kid.

"Really though, Vegeta and I just thought we'd stop by for some relaxation and to stock up on some more Earth food, haven't exactly got easy access to quality stuff like this out at Space Wendy's." Space Christ you hate Space Wendy's... their Space Dingo burgers are terrible.

It kinda looks like they're all assuming youre just making a joke, but nah, fuck Space Wendy's, never cryo frozen your pale white ass.

"That, along with the fact that it's my duty as the Princess of the saiyans that remain to impart some of the saiyan traditions and knowledge onto your boy, Kakarot. He's the future of our race, along with our child." Motioning to you casually as she said so.

Yamcha is the first one to actually speak up after that little bombshell was dropped "Wait.. you two are...?" He asks, trailing his question off before he's given a nod by the two of you, and a grin from Vegeta "What, are you upset by that information, Earthling?" Teasing him in a special Vegeta like way

The scar face man is quick to shake his head "No, no issues or anything like that it's just..."

Gohan fills in after sipping his juice again "Wouldn't the likelyhood of your two species being biologically compatible to the level in which you're able to produce a healthy offspring be almost microscopic considering if nothing else the obvious visual differences, let alone internal organs and genetics?" He simply asks before going back to his juice.

Fuck, you really missed this kid.

>I try to just think of these sort of things as a happy accident?
>Uncle Arctus is just that awesome
>Saiyan biology is really unique, what can I say *shrug*
>Write in
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>>43496012
>Uncle Arctus is just that awesome
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>>43496012
>Uncle Arctus is just that awesome
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>>43496012
>>Write in
NERD!
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>>43496012
>Uncle Arctus is just that awesome
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>>43496012
>>Uncle Arctus is just that awesome
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>>43496012
>Uncle Arctus is just that awesome
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>>43496012
>>I try to just think of these sort of things as a happy accident?
Microscopic odds still higher than 0%
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>>43496012
>Uncle Arctus is just that awesome, you little nerd
Make he knows that's a good thing. Seeing as how we are an alcoholic nerd.
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>>43496012
>>Uncle Arctus is just that awesome
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Hey, it's not like we're trying to mix Namekian with something else. I mean, come on, how would that even work? Hah!
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>>43496078
Dr. Gero should mix some goose DNA into Cell. Geese are evil fuckers.
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>>43496122
>Cell is going to have The Beast
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>>43496122
Beerus DNA in Cell.
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>>43496122
There are some things that mad robot scientists can't bring themselves to do.
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>>43496122
>This isn't even my Perfect form HONK!

Wait, that isn't right, geese hiss, swans honk. Er, right?
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>>43496157
>The Beast

>the power that Gimps you overall

Okay.
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>>43496168
in my experience they toot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJq7QadxG9o
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>>43496122
Put some of Oolongs DNA in there.
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>>43496168
>>43496194
My experience they spread their wings and chase you. I really didn't listen to the sound, though I think it was hissing. And that is a swan Chuckles.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLUzIvbawcQ
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>>43496218
I fucking hate Canada Geese, fuckers love to shit on everything
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Writing again.

One downside of these meds is that you get real tired aftera while

worth
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>>43496247
They are 60% shit. Ended up on a video of one attacking a door with a pile of shit under it.
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>>43496218
he also mentioned swans, we're both right?

remember when this was about dragon ball?
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>>43496300
I feel no arousal from this.

All it causes me is despair.

Chuckles, what are you doing?
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>>43496300
No. Maybe Pepperidge Farms does though.

I do remember somehow derailing a thread on /vp/ by mentioning geese though. Geese ruin everything. Cell needs goose and mountain goat DNA to be best Cell. You got that Eail?
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>>43496357
That's because they're Satan's animal, I fucking hate those things
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>>43496318
just having some fun
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>>43496300
>>43496379
SKREEEE
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>>43496401
You've got the fatass who eats fucking everything even when it don't fuckin fit, that Joker ass motherfucker, and the creepy Siamese twins.

Nice.
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>>43496300
>G string

Male Freeza went around buck ass naked, female freeza would too, his species has no external genitalia. They have no anuses either, which begs the question, how do they eliminate waste? Do they excrete it through their skin? Or are their bodies capable of breaking down and using any and all organic matter as fuel?
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>>43496442
Death Balls
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>>43496012
"Uncle Arctus is just awesome like that, genetics are my plaything, none can hope to stand against my ultimate power." Playing with Gohan a bit, but still not really going into detail about the inner workings of things considering the boy is still rather innocent and you'd prefer not to destroy that just yet if you can help it.

Spending a bit of time talking with the Z fighters while Vegeta is more concerned with testing Gohan, you catch up a bit with the crew. Krillin and Yamcha have been keeping up with their training, having been inspired by you to do so.

Tien and Chiaotzu have been doing the same, but from what you gather the three eyed man would be training until the day he died no matter what.

Piccolo dismesses the question with a "Hnn." But it's evident that he's been working hard as well from his increased resting power.

From what you hear from Goku though, he and Gohan, with Piccolo there as well sometimes, have been rapidly growing in strength. Taking you a bit to the side away from Gohan and Vegeta, it seems like Goku wants to talk, but he's sort of struggling with the words for what he wants to say.

"So uh, Arctus. You're really strong, the strongest guy I've ever met, and you're smart too, lots smarter than me, maybe even Bulma. You... if you're gonna be sticking around for a while, would you... drop in and visit Gohan a few times? He really looks up to you, the last time you were here you really got him into training, heck he's almost as strong as I am without Kaioken!" Laughing, he puts his arm behind his neck again.

>Sure thing Goku
>If I've got the time...
>I owe you another match don't I?
>Train with me and you've got a deal
>Write in
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>>43496474
>Sure thing Goku
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>>43496474
>Sure thing Goku
>I owe you another match don't I?
>Write in
"You mind teaching Vegeta the Kaio-ken sometime? She seemed interested in it."
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>>43496474
>If I've got the time...
>I owe you another match don't I?
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>>43496498
second
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>>43496474
>I owe you another match don't I?
>Train with me and you've got a deal

Arctus might be strong and smart, but I'd guess that he's still lacking in terms of technical skill and melee technique.
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>>43496474
Holy shit, where the fuck did that come from? Damn, Goku, now I feel bad!

>I owe you another match don't I?
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>>43496474
>>Sure thing Goku
>>I owe you another match don't I?

This >>43496498
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>>43496474
>Train with me and you've got a deal


>>43496442
well, first form frieza and king cold wore their space panties and a chest plate
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>>43496514
Even Goku isn't the perfect person, he realizes his flaws.

Remember, Goku never had an education, he might be a fighting genius but that's all he knows.
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>>43496542
>he might be a fighting genius but that's all he knows.
That's not true. Goku has a really good bit of rural knowledge. He can hunt and fish and farm really well. Heck, I think Super had him take a plow job and driving farm equipment.
He might not be super book smart, but the dude isn't stupid.
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"Sure thing Goku, I planned on doing that anyways." You say to the taller man giving him a clasp on his shoulder. "Besides, I owe you another match don't I? You, Me, Gohan, and 'Geta can all train together, I've got the power but my basics are still sloppy after all."

Goku seems to be incredibly happy with what you've offered him. "Great! Chi shouldn't even mind having you around, since you can teach Gohan some fancy space stuff, this is gonna be awesome!"

"One request though if you don't mind Goku." You stop him in the middle of his celebration. "Do you think you could teach Vegeta and I the Kaioken? That's a very strong technique you've got, and it seems like it'd be incredibly useful in just about any situation in a fight."

When you've made your request, Goku rubs at the back of his neck again "Oh jeez... I dunno, I'd have to ask King Kai about that one. He said I was the only one who ever learned it properly, you might not be able to, but we can still give it a shot!"

As the two of you start to talk about working on a training regimine of some sort together, you notice some small ship landing incredibly close by, and Lo and Behold who would emerge but your favorite blue haired woman in the galaxy.

"I can't believe none of you came to get me! Leaving me behind for something like this, jerks, the lot of you!" Bulma fumes as she stomps out of her copter, before noticing you nearby and squeeling in delight, rushing over and throwing herself into your arms and hugging you tightly

"Arctus!" She happily exclaims, while you can see Vegeta looking at you with Gohan next to her.

Welp.

>END SAW #29

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Going to bed, drugs are bad kids and I'm passing out.. Love you guys, plan on running again soon. If you have questions direct them towards the ASK
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>>43496714
Night Eail
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>>43496714
Night my nigga from my home state.
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>"Arctus!" She happily exclaims, while you can see Vegeta looking at you with Gohan next to her.

FFffffffffffUCK.

I really hope she wasn't science babying while we were gone.

Have a good one, you glorious bastard you.
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>>43496714

Thanks for running, Eail! See you next time.

What's going through Vegeta's mind right now?

What does Gohan think of Vegeta?
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>tfw we make X a fighting robot and he tag-teams Cell to death with 16
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>>43496795
he went straight to bed mang
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>>43496838
Did you tuck him in?
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>>43491996
Pills here
Grabbin' peelz
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>>43496898
...All I can see is Arctus getting tucked in by Kuriza now.
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>>43499306
"tucked in"



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