Yay

>>43488531
>>43488531
Sam cracks his knuckles, before lucy grabs his arm and tugs it sharply, making him grumble angrily.

The old man stares at me with his green eyes, shaking as he slowly raises the walking stick he was standing up on at me.

"You there, demon, I'm talkin to you, don't you ignore me now" He says, puffing his chest out as huffs and pants

I sigh and hang my head, ready to hear what bullcrap this one's going to spew at me because of what I made my character look like..what I made myself look like.

"Now I don't like you, or that stench of blood and taint you carry around' the old man sighs as he stamps his stick down into the ground "in fact, I'm glad you're leaving here, you've been giving my wife night terrors from the day you walked into town, but I know you ain't a bad sort of demon, well at least you ain't showing yourself, but it still stands that you did help us, I heard how you cleared the orchard and killed a couple of goblins, and while I still wouldn't touch you with a ten foot pole and want you and your stank of death gone, my son came around a while ago and said you stood up for him when that utter asshole threatened him, and while I don't trust you in the slightest myself, you've helped us before and I can't deny that and I don't want those good boys out there to die just cause none of us were rich enough.. hell I will even admit I thought you roughed up the poor bastard to be honest, but the guard are too chicken shit to do anything, and none of these snooty fuckers are doing shit to save em, so I thought I'd"

I stand up slowly, never raising my head as the man gasps,stumbling backwards covering his face as the hiver pokes its head out of our luggage

What do you do?
[] walk away and leave town with your friends
[] help him up
[] unsheathe your sword and ask where they are
[] Ask the other players what they think we should do
[] Say you did all that because you wanted a fight
[] Say Lucy and Sam helped you with all that
[] write in

>>43488589
>[] help him up
Sigh

>>43488589
>[] unsheathe your sword and ask where they are
>[] Say you did all that because you wanted a fight

>>43488589
>[] help him up
>[] Say you did all that because you wanted a fight
>[] unsheathe your sword and ask where they are

>>43488589
>[] help him up
>[] unsheathe your sword and ask where they are

>>43488589
>[] unsheathe your sword and ask where they are
>[] Say you did all that because you wanted a fight

>>43488589
>[] help him up
>[] unsheathe your sword and ask where they are
>[] Say you did all that because you wanted a fight

>>43488589
[] help him up
[] unsheathe your sword and ask where they are
[] Say you did all that because you wanted a fight

>>43488589
no matter what we do, sigh heavily in a to-tired-for-this-shit way.

>>43488676
No thanks.

>>43488676
Voting on this.

>>43488676
If people want to include it in their vote they will, Don't speak for everyone.

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>>43488618
>>43488624
>>43488634
>>43488647
>>43488655
>>[] Say you did all that because you wanted a fight
What the actual fuck is wrong with you?

>>43488753
...I wasn't, that was my vote. I'm saying no matter what the winner is, i am voting to sigh heavily in addition.

>>43488589
>[] help him up

>>43488760
Did you miss the whole "battle-crazy" thing our character has been doping literally since the first thread?

>>43488760
The fucks wrong with YOU? It's called acting in character jackass.

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>>43488589
>[] unsheathe your sword and ask where they are
>[] Say you did all that because you wanted a fight

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>>43488821
>>43488824
>Admitting it to some racist who will probably try to lynch us if we stick around even if we act like jesus.

>>43488875
Yes, I'm sure the old guy who can barely stand on his own will be a serious threat.

>>43488875
Fuck him, we're not sticking around.

>>43488875
We want a fight not a slaughter.

>>43488589
>[] unsheathe your sword and ask where they are
>[] Say you did all that because you wanted a fight

>>43488875
>Implying we're sticking around, Implying we care
>Being a metagaming fucktard

>>43488895
Each and everyone of the people I quoted voted to stay in town longer.

>>43488908
Doesn't matter, wanting a fight looks like wanting a slaughter when we are tainted.

>>43488920
>Not acting retarded is metagaming.

>>43488950
>Each and everyone of the people I quoted voted to stay in town longer.
...they voted to deal with this shit, we plan on leaving afterwards (if last thread is any indication) it's not like that ONE STATEMENT is going to make him pull out a knife and gut us you gibbering paranoid git.

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>>43488980
>...

>>43488980
>they voted to deal with this shit
Yeah that is called voting to stay in the area, you may vote differently in the future but in the present you are actively making us stay in the area.

>it's not like that ONE STATEMENT is going to make him pull out a knife and gut us you gibbering paranoid git.
Shit I never said.

I stare down at the man, as the hiver tilts its head at me inquisitively from under the various bags and sacks of dried fruit. I'm just going to have to get used to this aren't I. I try to make my frown into a smile as I crouch and reach my hand down to the cowering old man.

He peeks out from between his fingers and stares at my bandage covered hand warily as he stands up slowly on his on, backing away from me a good foot or two before he sighs in relief, wiping his brow.

I can practically feel Lucy's glaring at the old man from behind me, and I can definitely hear Sam muttering curses barely under his breath.

"Ain't touching something defiled by taint" the man says nervously, trying to get closer to the crowd of players and townsfolk bickering amongst each other, or rather the players ignoring the npcs almost entirely.

"Look" I say as I pull my oversized sword from its sheath, the man wincing from the sound alone "I didn't do any of those things to help you, well except maybe the last, All I wanted was to fight something, and I just happened to help you in the end of it"

"Hey you aren't allowed to have weapons out in" A guard dressed in pieces of an old barrel says

"Fuck off" Sam growls, standing up as the man scampers off, with look in his eyes not to different from a beaten puppy "Yeah that's what I thought, you level one ass, oh keep talking er Krovachi?"

Sam shudders as he says my character and my current name as he sits back down.

The man wrings his hands as the guard huffing and puffing to get away from Sam draws the attention of the entire town, and every player in it. Minor looks up from messing with the hiver's mandibles as I rest my sword on my shoulder.

"Okay, what the hell are you doing over here?" A minotaur sighs, walking out of the crowd as his bare and very hairy chest gleams in the sunlight "We're trying to save some lives over here, can you hold off on making trouble until we figure out what we're going to do about this"

cont

>>43489031
>Shit I never said.
yes because raging about anons being retards for voting to say a thing because you think it'll make him hate/lynch us is totally unrelated to that at all. You bumbling fuckmonkey.

>>43489071
I said it was a bad idea, not that it would get us lynched. If you think I said that then your the paranoid one.

Since I have to hold you hand as English appears to not be your native language, saying that asshole would like to do something and what that asshole wants to do will happen are two different things.

>>43489104
if our only problem is him WANTING to do something, then why do you care? He's like 87 years old with a cane. We could literally backhand him and he would probably die. You had no reason to be such a cringing bitch and want to avoid saying that, we're not trying to act like a fucking second coming of jesus.

>>43489104
>I said it was a bad idea, not that it would get us lynched.
>racist who will probably try to lynch us if we stick around
Try again.

>>43489129
>if our only problem is him WANTING to do something
Because it was literally the dumbest thing I have heard all week.

>>43489104
>Since I have to hold you hand as English appears to not be your native language, saying that asshole would like to do something and what that asshole wants to do will happen are two different things.
So...what was your problem then? If you yourself say what he wants to do won't happen, then how does it matter that we tell him we only wanted a fight?

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>>43489135
>will probably try

Could you all try to talk shit about each other at the end of the thread instead? You're taking up reply numbers.

>>43489152
How exactly was it dumb? Since by your argument "wanting and doing are two different things" and it would apparently not negatively impact us in any way whatsoever and fits the character we have been playing thus far?
>>43489186
welcome to 4chan sugercakes.

>>43489160
Grabbing some dirt and just randomly starting to rub it over our self isn't going to cause any actual problems, but it is still fucking retarded.

Same concept.

>>43489048

"Oh I'm already know what I'm going to do" I say smirking as stab my zweihander into the ground and lean on its guard "Me and my friends are actually going to do something, instead of sitting around arguing while our fellow players could be dying as we speak, simple isn't"

"Well I don't know about all of you, but I like her plan" Sam giggles as he sits back up again, holding his hands together

"So you're going to what, go in guns blazing?" the minotaur asks snorting as he rubs his snout "And then they'll be...what..eight dead players instead of four, no we need an actual plan"

"But if we don't have the money to pay them, aren't they going to die anyways, whatever the hell these players are" A man shouts from the crowd

"Oh, I don't plan on fighting" Lucy says nervously "but I can't leave myfriends"

"Er, I can't really fight either" Minor says sheepishly, resting her head on the Hivers forehead "Or at all really"

"So that leaves two of you" The minotaur sighs rubbing between his eyes "Oh I'm sure this will go fantastically for you"

I stare up at the giant bull man's face, as he crosses his arms and stares down at me past his snout.

The town goes silent, the old man mumbles and limps away. I take a deep breath and sigh

What do you say?
[] right, fuck them then, they'll just die I guess right?
[] Two sounds like more than enough to me, and that's not counting the hiver
[] You could help, or are you to scared of the big bad pkers to do shit
[] My friend Samson here used to be a pker, I'm sure he's enough on his own
[] Oh just you try and fucking stop me
[] I am not going to sit around and let them die
[] Oh okay then, see ya, got places to go anyways, come on Lucy, Minor and sam
[] write in

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>>43489186
>You're taking up reply numbers.

>>43489211
>[] You could help, or are you to scared of the big bad pkers to do shit
>[] I am not going to sit around and let them die

>>43489173
>Missing the point
Okay, I guess I have to take into account I'm talking to someone mentally challenged here.
The emphasis here was on
>I said it was a bad idea
You actually said no such thing beyond that he might want to do a thing he can't do anyway, which doies not convey the idea of something being a bad idea at all.

>>43489208
...except that saying what we did was totally in character and made sense at the time? It's not like we randomly yelled "pancakes"

>>43489242
>It's not like we randomly yelled "pancakes"
Pretty close.

>>43489211
>[] Two sounds like more than enough to me, and that's not counting the hiver
>[] You could help, or are you to scared of the big bad pkers to do shit
>[] I am not going to sit around and let them die

So anyone else having a problem with Captcha being off to the side of the screen and no matter how much you scroll to the right it won't show itself? having to use the voice captcha.

>>43489211
>[] Oh okay then, see ya, got places to go anyways, come on Lucy, Minor and sam
>[] Or you could help, or are you to scared of the big bad pkers to do shit

>>43489211
>[] right, fuck them then, they'll just die I guess right?
>[] You could help, or are you to scared of the big bad pkers to do shit

>>43489211
>[] Two sounds like more than enough to me, and that's not counting the hiver
>[] You could help, or are you to scared of the big bad pkers to do shit

Guys just stop replying to the obvious troll.

>>43489211
>[] right, fuck them then, they'll just die I guess right?
>[] I am not going to sit around and let them die
>[] You could help, or are you to scared of the big bad pkers to do shit

>>43489254
no it isn't you dumbass, we said something that made sense to say and was in character. Are you just completely fucking brain dead?

>>43489297
Quit replying to the troll anon.

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>>43489242
>...

>>43489256
No, are you using a tablet or something? I sometimes have that problem when I use something witha too small display like my vita.

>>43489328
All these fucking reaction images.... You're almost as bad as a namefag...

>>43489297
>we said something that made sense
No we didn't.

>>43489256
Not sure if it would work, but maybe try moving the reply window fuirther to the left before opneing captcha?

>>43489328
Ah I see. You don't have a legitimate argument and are just trying to save some sort of semblance of not being an idiot. Carry on my good sir.

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>>43489352
>Literally complaining about reaction images on an image board.

>>43489365
Thanks, That worked!

>>43489374
He should just stop doing it. I don't even give a fuck about what we said in some place we are leaving.

Oi fucknuts, QUIT REPLYING TO THE TROLL!

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>>43489452

"You could help" I say standing on my tippie toes to try my best to look him in the eye "Or are you too scared of the big bad pkers to do shit?"

The bull man's face twitches slight, before he shakes his head.

"No, I just..I just don't want to get them killed because we didn't handle this carefully" he says quickly, looking back at the crowd nervously as they glare at his back "or risk anymore lives and"

"I am not going to let them die" I say sternly, staring into his eyes as he sighs back "now unless any of you want to help, stay out of my way unless trying to show me where they're hiding"

The bull man walks away with his head hanging, as he rubs his hands together. I sigh and shake my head, turning back around to see Sam grinning like a mad man and Lucy looking even more worried than usual.

"What?" I ask, tapping my sword on my shoulder gently "I'm not going to let them die"

"Oh that was a show wasn't it" sam chuckles, holding his hand to his mouth as he does so "So, we're heading off to beat some ass then?"

"Er, but we don't know where they are, and they could be...oh fuck it I guess we are" Lucy sighs shaking her head "but I don't think we'll get anymore out of our victim here until the healers stop being greedy little bastards"

"Shaaame to" Sam says standing up, holding his arms apart "I mean who here knows the game well enough to know the one dungeon in this area, which would be the peeerfect place to hold hostages, oh if only there was some handsome devil to lead us to"

"We get it" Lucy sighs angrily, slapping sam on the back of his head

"Krovachi?" Minor asks tugging on my pants leg "Can I stay here to watch the supplies, I don't want to go out and fight"

"its fine, just make sure you stay safe yourself" I say patting her softly on the head as I turn towards the forest.

I run my hand through my hair, wincing as I brush against the scar on my face. Well sam could be wrong but,
cont

Stop wasting posts for meaningless arguing

>>43489576
I don't think our poor friend is going to be waking up any time soon anyways?

I sigh heavily and look to the blue morning skies

What do you do?
[] trust sam
[] try to ask the victim
[] take the hiver with you
[]See if anyone else wants to come with you
[] write in

>>43489613
>[]See if anyone else wants to come with you

>>43489613
>[] trust sam
>[] take the hiver with you
>[]See if anyone else wants to come with you

I'm patiently waiting to post some Kenpachi music, I hope we fight soon

>>43489613
>[] trust sam
>[]See if anyone else wants to come with you
>Have Hiver stay and guard Minor

>>43489613
>[] take the hiver with you
>[]See if anyone else wants to come with you

>>43489613
[] trust sam
[]See if anyone else wants to come with you

>>43489644
>Kenpachi
You did that already, try something new.

>>43489644
Better be Pleasures of Combat or else I'ma shank you.

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>>43489664

>>43489644
>>43489672
I gotcha covered.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H40VmHwc5Y0

>>43489576
>Stop wasting posts for meaningless arguing
But that is all I have.

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>>43489672

>>43489613
>[] trust sam
>[] take the hiver with you

>>43489613
>[]See if anyone else wants to come with you
>[] take the hiver with you
>[] trust sam

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>>43489699
Excellent.

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>>43489691

>>43489613
>[] trust sam
>[] take the hiver with you
>[]See if anyone else wants to come with you

>>43489699
Damnit man, I was waiting for the fighting

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>>43489747
>Using demotivational posters.

>>43489778
How is it a demotivational poster?

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>>43489803
He's trying really hard to pick fights now, just ignore him.

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>>43489823
>He's trying really hard to pick fights

>>43489818
You need to forgive him. He was probably still in his diapers when they were popular.

"Well it's our only real choice isn't it Sam?" I ask, looking over my shoulder at two friends new faces "I mean we don't have any other ideas of where they could be hiding do we"

"Unfortunately we don't" Lucy sighs, her blond hair brushing against her face as she shakes her head "its the only real choice we have unless we want to bother the nearly dead guy"

"Excellent, looove this dungeon" Sam laughs as he walks down the street with his hands in the pockets of his jeans "Come on, its a short walk anyways"

"Well you three stay safe, I forgot to say that" Minor says quietly as she hugs one of the burlap sacks in our supply pile "I'll just be waiting for you here"

"Thanks Minor" Lucy says sweetly "but shouldn't we you know get more people to go with us"

"Yeah fuck that" A red haired man with foxes ears chuckles "We ain't going to see what happens if we die in here let, what if we die outside to?"

"Or if there is no outside" A brown skinned elf says, leaning against the inns wall "Who's to say there's anyway to bring us back at all, yeah but uh good luck with what you three are doing, I'd help but I don't want to be known as the first one to die in the new world, so uh yeah good luck"

"Wow, that's a real help you know" I say sarcastically as I walk down the street, sheathing my sword as I get to Sam's side as a cold Autumn wind blows against our faces and through our hair . I turn back, the hiver looking between the supplies and me.

I smile and slap my thigh, as it snaps its mandibles together quickly as it scuttles over to me before I start to walk with Sam and lucy again before

"Ah'm coming with ya" a familar voice huffs, from right behind us, I turn and see the apple farmer from earlier in the day, holding the bottom of a barrel in one hand and a pitchfork in the other "Mah pahs wrong bout you and so were mah first impressions of ya, you may look like a monster but you're not so I have ta trust ya, and while I don't know what all this player"
cont

>>43489967
The man walks closer to us as sam starts to laugh again. The man grins and looks at all three of us as he puffs his chest out. I tilt my head, oh he's actually missing some teeth could he be any more of a stereotypical redneck?

"Or what in the seven's name a pker is" He says shrugging his shoulder, his "armor" shifting as he does so, I mean why wouldn't it, it's just two extra thick coats put on top of each other "But I'd be tainted if I'd let a fellow man die in my own back yard"

"Uh thanks for offering but it'd really be better if you stay here" Lucy says slowly, trying to pick her words carefully "We can handles this"

"We can more than handle this, we're going to stomp their ass" Sam chuckles, crossing his arms and throwing his head back in laughter

"I mean I'm alright with him coming if it's his own choice" I say shrugging in the slightest way possible "You know you'll probably end up dead if you come with us right?"

"Don't care" the man says spitting on the street, licking his teeth as he turns to Lucy "Since I also can't let a pretty little thing like her go with something like him alone into the woods, names Johnny Balwatch by the way, nice to well..meet you propper I guess"

"Ooooh I could ruin your day in a fucking instant" Sam grumbles angrily as he starts to walk away "dungeon's like an hour or two away just past the river, so while we don't need to hurry, I'd very much like to get the hell out of here"

"Er Miss Lucy" Lucy says awkwardly, looking disgusted as I giggle to myself, oooh poor Lawrence, I know it's wrong to laugh, but it's just to funny"

"Well it's nice to meet you Miss Lucy" Johnny says bowing slightly, nearly falling over "And what's up his ass"

"Eh, Samson isn't exactly a people's person" I say shrugging as I start to follow him to the woods "but he's pretty nice when you get to know him, And I'm Krovachi, Lucy's er Sister, and this big bug is well.. it doesn't have a name yet"

cont

>>43490144
"Nice to meet you properly krov" the man says as he jogs to catch up, struggling to do so under all his armor "I forgot to thank ya for stopping that fuckface from frying me or anything...hehe, which one of you is adopted?""

"Sam probably" Lucy chuckles "We're just sisters, we don't have any family besides eachother really"

"Oh, so he's your brother then?' the man asks as he nearly stumbles onto the hiver as he walks over some bushes as we get into the forest "now that just ain't right"

"He's our friend, but he basically is" I say with a smile on my face "We're trying to find a friend of ours who"

"Went missing a while ago" Lucy finishes for me, giving me a subtle thumbs up

"Yeah that" I say nodding as I try to focus on walking.

well now I have to worry about keeping some hick farmer alive as well as myself, Lucy and sam, wonderful.

I sigh as the man manages to catch up to us, looking love struck down at Lucy, who looks away with a expression on her face like she tries to eat an entire lemon

What do you do on the walk there?
[] think and say nothing
[] tease lucy and get to know johnny
[] "Reminisce" about what it was like in the army
[] Tell the farm boy to run if trouble comes
[]Sing a song
[] swing your blade around for practice
[] make plans with sam
[] write in

>>43490261
>[] swing your blade around for practice
>[] make plans with sam

>>43490261
>Tell the farm boy to run if people start slinging magic around. That's a lot harder to deal with then some idiot with a sword.

>>43490261
>[] tease lucy and get to know johnny

>>43490261
>[] tease lucy and get to know johnny
>[] "Reminisce" about what it was like in the army
>You seem like a better person than most, And I'd prefer it if you don't die since I'd also probably be blamed for your death, Since I'm tainted

>>43490316
Second.

>>43490261
>[] Tell the farm boy to run if trouble comes
>[] swing your blade around for practice
>[] make plans with sam

>>43490261
This >>43490316

>>43490261
>>43490316
This

>>43490261
>[] tease lucy and get to know johnny
>[] swing your blade around for practice
>[] make plans with sam
>You seem like a better person than most, And I'd prefer it if you don't die since I'd also probably be blamed for your death, Since I'm tainted.

"Soo, how long have you three been travelling together?" Johnny asks, frowning slightly as he rests his pitchfork on his shoulders "if I may ask?'

"A while" Sam says flatly "that's all you need to know, we've know eachother for a long time"

"Hey, just trying to be friendly" Johnny says with a huff "So uh..you're an elf right, that means you're from the capital right?"

"Er...around it yes" Lucy says nodding slowly "I uh didn't spend much time there anyways so no not really"

"oh I was worried you wouldn't like a fellah like me" Johnny laughs shaking his head "Ya know, since I'm not cultured or anything"

"Well I don't really see any reason not to?" Lucy says awkwardly, stepping a bit closer to me "You seem like a nice enough man"

"Oh don't get married just yet, I'm too young to be an aunt" I say flatly as I smirk and look at Johnny, who blushes red, and Lucy who smacks me, blubbering something I can't understand "Heey"

"Don't tease me like that ka...sister" Lucy says angrily, adjusting her dress uncomfortably as it gets stuck on a bush

"Yeah you two are definitely sisters" Johnny laughs as he walks ahead of us, lowering his head with a determined look in his eye as he stares at sam

I frown, you know this guy seems pretty alright, I mean he's much better than most of the others I met who seem to treat me like dogshit no matter what I do. I sigh, biting my lip, and he doesn't have much of chance of walking away today.

I reach and touch his shoulder, making him turn around, his short brown hair and beard swaying slightly as he jolts then smiles, looking guilty.

"What do ya need?" he asks innocently

"Look, you seem like a better person than most I've met since I..became like this" I say holding back my own emotions "And I'd prefer if you don't die since I'd also probably be blamed for your death if you do, since I'm tainted?"

Johnny frowns and shakes his head, smiling with bravado.
cont

>>43490594
a second later.

"Ah hell I ain't going to die, I'm a farm boy" He laughs "I may not have been in the army like you, but I eat nails for breakfast and eat raw hide for supper, some slimy bandits ain't gonna put me down"

"No, she's right, if things go...wrong don't worry about us, just run back to town okay Johnny?" Lucy says reaching her hand out to him, before deciding not to touch him

"And get help?" He asks tilting his head

"Sure" Lucy says nodding with a genunine smile on her face.

I take a deep breath and adjust the sheath on myback with a tug as I try to catch up with sam without stumbling over any rocks hidden under leaves or roots sticking out of the ground.

"Miss Krovachi" Johnny asks "er, I don't know if anyone's asked but..what was it like, in Kerlarn"

"Huh?" I ask, turning around confused, what's he talking about now?

"You know the lost land of Kerlarn, you fought there right?" He asks, stretching his shoulders with a yawn "What was it like in there"

"I don't like talking about it" I say putting a hand over my missing eye "It was...terrible and well I barely got out alive just like this, not many others were as lucky as I was"

"Oh..I'm sorry for bringing it up" Johnny says sadly "...feel kind of like a dick now, you got tainted keeping us safe, and we treat you like dirt"

"Now maybe you know why I hate everyone" Sam sighs "they treat her like garbage, it's fucking horse shit, anyways ignoring blatant racism,, any of you guys got a plan?"

"Well I understand that now" Johnny says nodding solemnly "and I mean you're the adventuring type, so I assumed you had one"

"Jesus christ Sam you don't even have a plan?" Lucy groans, rubbing her temple "Well we'd better just try are best not fight them at all"

The hiver raises it's heads, clicking its mandible together as it bashes its horn at nothing

"Good opinion little guy" I say smiling as i pat it on the head "but I don't think that's going to work to well"

cont

>>43490811
"Oh, so the bugs the leader of the party then?" Sam sigh, kind of angrily "Well I say we get in there hit them before they know what's happening and get out"

"Sam that's a retarded plan!" Lucy shouts angrily

I sigh and shake my head, tuning them out as they start to point fingers and argue again...why can't they just fuck already.

...
I yawn, rubbing my eyes as I walk to the edge of another clearing, before sam holds his arm out, stopping me. I look up at see him grinning, and see the field in front of us is filled with over grown grass, giant tombstones, and some weird grassy mounds.

"We're here" He says "the graveyard of titans, ahah brings me back, now try to keep up, cause I'm not slowling down once I start"

What do you do?
[] Charge in with same 1d20+speed and dex
[] Stop sam from running in there, and observe for a while 1d20+ str
[]Ask Johnny if he's okay with staying here
[] tell the hiver it's going to be okay
[] Comfort lucy
[] So what is this place?
[]w rite in

>>43490909
>[]Ask Johnny if he's okay with staying here
>[] tell the hiver it's going to be okay
>[] Comfort lucy
>[] Charge in with same 1d20+speed and dex

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>43490909
>[] Stop sam from running in there, and observe for a while 1d20+ str
[] Comfort lucy
[] So what is this place?

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>43490909
>[] Stop sam from running in there, and observe for a while 1d20+ str
>[]Ask Johnny if he's okay with staying here

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>43490909
>[] Stop sam from running in there, and observe for a while 1d20+ str

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>43490962
Forgot to roll.

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>43490909
>[] Stop sam from running in there, and observe for a while 1d20+ str
>[] So what is this place?
>[] tell the hiver it's going to be okay

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>43490909
>[] Stop sam from running in there, and sneak in 1d20+ str

Sam takes a step back and cracks his knuckles, oh fuck, he's just going to run right in there isn't her.

"Sam wait!" I shout as he breaks out of the tree line, I grab his arm and dig my heels into the ground as I try to pull him back in, he starts to drag me with him "STOP YOU FUCKER, WE GOT TO WAIT A BIT, WE DON'T KNOW WHAT'S IN THERE YET YOU FUCK"

"Shit you don't have to yell about it!" he growls, pushing me back as he walks back, putting his hands in his pockets and sighs "Sorry for that"

"It's fine" I sigh shaking my head as I sit down against a tree watching the field of giant graves, most of which have holes leading down into them "You just need to think some time"

"Eh no reason to"Sam yawns "So how long are we going to wait out here form because if you say night fall, I'm going right back out there"

"Until something happens, need to be sure they're actually here and we're not just wasting out time for nothing" I say angrily as I look out at the field.

"Thank you for being the voice of reason once again Krovachi" Lucy sighs, rubbing the bridge of her noses "I'd go insane if I was alone with sam"

"Yeah you would" Sam chuckles,crossing his arms

"You don't have to sound so proud of it sam" Lucy sighs

"It's going to be alright" I mummer as the hiver rubs up against my leg, I turn to Johnny, who's still standing with his pitchfork on his shoulder "and you can just stay here if you want to"

"Nah, came to far to go back nah" He says grinning as he looks to field, gasps and points, nearly falling over in shock "So..someones out there"

Sam puts his hand over his mouth to make him stop screaming, putting a finger over his lips to make him keep quite we creep over to the edge of the treeline.

Well, he wasn't wrong, there is a man out there, a well dressed man in suit, looking at a...watch or something. the man sighs and looks around, before turning back around and walking towards one of the graves
cont

>>43491235
What do you do?
[] Charge him 1d100
[] Watch him for a while
[] Try to sneak in after him xd20+dex, x= number of people you bring along
[] Tell lucy to try and use her magic on him 1d20
[] Freak out
[] Call him out
[] put on your headphones
[] write in

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>43491258
>[] Charge him 1d100

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>43491258
>[] Tell lucy to try and use her magic on him 1d20

>>43491258
>[] Watch him for a while

Rolled (1d00)

>>43491258
[] Charge him 1d100

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>>43491295

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>43491295

>>43491258
>[] Watch him for a while

>>43491295
Nice try, Except not really.

>>43491235
>[] Watch him for a while

>>43491258
>[] Watch him for a while

I push my arm against Sam's chest to stop him from running out as Lucy covers her mouth. Johnny leans over us trying to get a better look.

The man turns around again, twirling his mustache idly as he puts his hand up to his ear, and starts talking to himself for a few moments, before nodding, sighing and stretching his arms before he vanishes back into the darkness of the oversize grave.

"That's one of the one's we're looking for right?" Johnny asks right behind my shoulder

"Seems like it" I say, feeling every beat of my hear in my chest "Oh this is some intense stuff right"

"Can I beat his ass now Mother?" Sam sighs sound very annoyed

"I think we should tell everyone where they are and not you know get our selves killed" Lucy says shaking my shoulder.

I sigh

What do you do?
[] Go into the grave
[] Go back to cideton
[] Split the group up
[] Go in alone
[] write in

>>43491448
>[] Go into the grave

Do we have any idea how high of a level these guys have?

>>43491448
>[] Go back to cideton

>>43491448
>[] Go into the grave

>>43491448
>[] Go into the grave

>>43491448
>[] Go into the grave

>>43491448
[] Go into the grave
Johnny go tell them what we learned.

>>43491448
>Go into the grave

"Well no use in waiting around here" I say as I stand up, brushing my pants off as I walk into the field, Lucy whimpering as she follows after me, clinging to her staff "Time to see if they're expecting guests"

"Finally" Sam sighs as he follows by my side "you aren't going to tell me to go back are you?"

"No, of course not" I say smirking as we walk towards the grave the man walked into, a cold breeze blowing through the grass and trees as we walk.

I shiver, Oh I could really go for a jacket something. or A nice hot chocolate, that would be nice...real nice.

I lick my lips and sigh as Johnny mumbles what I guess are prayers to whatever the gods are in the game. I smile and look back at him, he smile and waves calmly as Lucy smiles nervously, trying her best to stay as far away from the grave while still getting close to it.

I frown, Okay, lets do this.

I walk into the "Doorway" into it, loose dirt falling on my head as I walk down a set of stairs dug into dirt, a cold chill washing over me as I walk down into the darkness, the only light coming from behind me and the hiver's green eyes. I step onto stone, and see some fires lighting up the darkness, and what looks like a utterly massive skeleton in the middle of this giant two story room of stone pillars and strange worn down carvings.

I can hear crying and calls for help, I look around, stepping out of the crappy stair way to get a better look.

right across from us, I can see a fence made of iron bars, and at least five other players beaten bloody...but no sign of the fancy man

What do you do?
[] help the players 1d20+dex to avoid tripping in the dark
[] Coooome on out, we know you're heeere
[] Send someone to help the players *who?*
[] send the hiver
[] Look around the room 1d100
[] Ask Lucy to make a wall around you all 1d100
[] write in

sorry for the wait, made a deer burger

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>43491758
>[] Look around the room 1d100

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>43491758
[] Look around the room 1d100

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>43491758
>[] Look around the room 1d100

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>43491758
>[] Look around the room 1d100


Ground Venison? I prefer most of the deer meat made into sausage myself. Burger any good?

>>43491807
0_0 you utter bastard.

>>43491807
........FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFuck YOU!

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>>43491807
You, You never roll again.

>>43491827
>>43491830
>>43491831
Pretty sure it's best of 3 for d100, at any-rate not like I had a choice.

>>43491871
it's best of 5

>>43491871
Its Bo5 for everything.

>>43491871
It's always best of five and if you didn't fucking type that shit in it would have not rolled a 1.

>>43491807
This whole thing better be just an elaborate ruse to bilk the players of there gold, otherwise we're boned.
>>43491871
Best of 5

>>43491896
Oh no a random dice roller decided to pick a number.

Also we need a 5th roll, not like it matters

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>43491758
>[] Look around the room 1d100

I look around the room, squinting to try and see better as I take a cautious step forward. I can't see anything, just darkness and the vague outlines of a giant skull in the shadows of the fire light .

I rub my eyes and sigh as Sam similarly bumbles towards me, Lucy stays by the door way as Johnny slowly inches forward and...nothing happens

But I know they're watching me, I can feel the hair on the back of my neck standing up, but that could just be because I'm in a fucking grave and I can't see shit. I take a deep breath sigh nervously

What do you do?
[] stumble forward
[] head towards the fire light
[] try to get back to the door way
[] Hug sam
[] hug the hiver
[] look for a way up the second floor
[] write in

>>43491807
Yep, fantastic, no toppings so I can savor the taste

>>43491978
>[] hug the hiver
>[] head towards the fire light

>>43491978
>[] head towards the fire light

>>43491978
[] look for a way up the second floor

>>43491978
>[] look for a way up the second floor

>>43491978
>[] look for a way up the second floor

Okay, I know the players are just a trap waiting to be sprung on me, and I don't see anyone near them or around the fire and I don't want to get any closer than this, just in case I'm right and not just being paranoid.

I stare into the suffocating darkness all around me, the hiver's eyes lighting up just enough for me to see in front of me as I look around for a set of stairs or maybe a letter somewhere around here,

I wrap my arms around myself, rubbing them as I run my hand along the wall to make sure I don't get to far from it.

"STAIRS!" I shout as I see a block of stone at the edge of the hiver's light.

"Oh they're just stairs" A voice says sounding bored and annoyed "nothing to get excited about"

"Shut up sam" Lucy sighs

"That wasn't me" Sam says slowly "Well fuck

"Yes indeed it was not" the voice says again followed their footsteps "I assume you are not wasting our time, and actually have the money, because if not you're joining or friends in the cage, and don't try to run, my accomplish has already block the way out"

The man laughs as sam shouts "fuck you" at the top of his lungs.

"I take that as a no then, engarde" the man laughs as I hear something running towards me.

what do you do?
[] Gut stab 1d100
[] Flurry of strikes 1d100
[] En passant 1d100 +speed
[] Group together
[] dodge 1d100
[] ALL TOGETHER NOW 5d100
[] write in

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>43492305
>[] Gut stab 1d100

Rolled 94, 50, 98, 84, 58 = 384 (5d100)

>>43492305
[] En passant 1d100 +speed
time to test it on flesh and blood
[] ALL TOGETHER NOW 5d100

Rolled 85, 32, 41, 29, 51 = 238 (5d100)

>>43492305
>[] ALL TOGETHER NOW 5d100

>>43492342
well...three of us did wonderfully.
This calls for the headphones methinks.

Rolled 84, 50, 59, 47, 48 = 288 (5d100)

>>43492305
>[] En passant 1d100 +speed
>[] ALL TOGETHER NOW 5d100

Rolled 12, 11, 97, 20, 94 = 234 (5d100)

>>43492305
>[] En passant 1d100 +speed

>>43492305
>>43492442
was supposed to be
>[] ALL TOGETHER NOW 5d100

holyshit those roles

>>43492342
>>43492354
>>43492420
>>43492442
94, 50, 98,84, 94

>>43492474
We may be blind...BUT WE HIT LIKE A BLIND TRUCK!

I grin widely, grabbing the hilt of my zweihander with my right hand as I put my left to my head, calling my headphones back into place with a burst of blue light as I start to run forward grabbing Minor friend's hilt with both hands as I pull it back

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txcBzY01FiE

OH THIS MY FUCKING JAM. I grin widely as I see a flash of silver flash past me as I run past, swing my blade as something warm spray on my face.

"Gaaah...that's not a tier one skill" The voice coughs as I run past it and spin around, to see him slumped over clutching his stomach as a red light shines from it "That isn't ANY FUCKING SKILL THE FUCK ARE YOU"

"Krovachi" I say grinning as raise my just enough so it isn't touching the ground "and me and my friends are here to beat your fascist ass, hitler"

"Okay, craaazy, that answera my question!" He shouts, sound angry and surprised"Well no matter, this build is optimized to kill other player, come at me fuck boys"

I hear lucy scream in pain, followed by a dull thunk, and laughing, before there's a loud snapping noise/

"STAY AWAY FROM HER!" Sam screams furiously as the Man comes flying back towards me, stumbling just past me as he wipes his broken nose as blood flows down his blonde mustache.

He turns to me and raise his rapier, before he shouts in pain as the hiver tears into his leg, ripping his black leggings open with a sickening crunch as he stumbles back, wincing in pain as he kicks the hiver vanishing into the dark before.

"AAHHH THE FUCK!" he shouts stumbling back into sight grabbing his ass "that's a pitchfork not a weapon, you ass"

He stares up at me and glares, fumbling for his belt.

"JOEY FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, KICK THEIR ASS, GET THEM AWAY FROM ME SO I CAN HEAL" He shouts loudly as he limps into the darkness "MARY WHERE ARE YOU DAMMIT"

What do you do?
[] pet the hiver
[] make sure Lucy us okay
[] Chase him 1d20+ speed
[] Get ready for Joey 1d100
[] follow him
[]Sam and johnny, go after him
[] write in

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>43492645
>[] Chase him 1d20+ speed

>>43492645
>sabaton
FUCK YES! LET HELL RULE THE EARTH AND THE SKIES RAIN BLOOD!

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>43492645
>[] Get ready for Joey 1d100
>[]Sam and johnny, go after him

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>43492645
>[] pet the hiver
>[] Chase him 1d20+ speed
>LAUGH

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>43492645
[] Chase him 1d20+ speed
You're mine!
Also
>our new skill is already broken
sweet

>>43492683
Second.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VBr7lTcEwo

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>43492645
>[] pet the hiver
>[] make sure Lucy us okay
>[] Chase him 1d20+ speed

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>43492645
>[] pet the hiver
>[]Sam and johnny, go after him
>[] Get ready for Joey 1d100

>>43492645
>sing along. loudly.

>>43492725
>>43492645
>THROUGH THE GATES OF HELL! AS WE MAKE OUR WAY TO HEAVEN! THROUGH THE NAZI LINES! PRIMO VICTOREA!
backing.

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>>43492721
AAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jLp-qP9iYs

>>43492683
Going to have to vote for this, Especially since a 20 was rolled now.

>>43492645
>>43492725
>>43492742
backing, also recommending this as the song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7YM9gAVeMs
can't go wrong with falloutboy. and it fits our situation quite well.

>>43492779
Still missing a roll then

>>43492816
gotta admit, pretty fitting lyrics. devils and darkness. I'll back singing along to it.

>>43492831
Only first five are counted, No reason to roll.

>>43492864
There have been only 4 d20s

>>43492816
I have to vote for this as a song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jx4rMVCAdHw

>>43492910
Nice taste. pretty fitting to, but I think I like light em up better in this situation. Save that for later, maybe "warrior" as well.

>>43492931
Eh i feel metal fits more tb.h.
Also fuck newmoot.

*Gooood Krovachi, it calls to you again doesn't it, the din of battle, a real fight, a bloody fight*

I turn the volume up to drown out the voice as I reach down to pet the hiver as it comes to check on me. I grin, lifting Minor friend into the air as I run forward, chasing after the stumbling pker as he coughs "MARY FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT'S GOOD AND HOLY HELP ME DAMMIT"

I laugh loudly as I get closer to him, and louder and louder, the laughing echoing through the chamber

"THROUGH THE GATES OF HELL! AS WE MAKE OUR WAY TO HEAVEN! THROUGH THE NAZI LINES" I sing along as I barrel into the pker, knocking him to the floor as he scrambles to crawl away, I raise my blade to bring it down on him, "PRIMO VICTORIA"

Wait, a footstep, metal being drawn, a smug giggle...soooomeones behind me. I grin, licking my lips as I spin around, turning my sword so the blunt top is pointing to side as I swing it like a bat, twisting the dial on my headphones to change the song...fall out boy? hmm I can work with it

"Bbbe careful making wishes in the dark, dark" I sing, waving my finger around as I see the vague outline of a person laying crumpled on the ground "Can't be sure when they've their mark, mark, and besides in the mean mean time."

I giggle as I get to last part of the line.

"I'm just dreaming of tearing you apart" I sing, probably badly as I point my blade at the crumpled girl, who crawls back, snapping her fingers as pale blue lights illuminate my surroundings.

She wipers blood from her lip as she glares at me with short red hair and grey eyes.

"Bitch" She growls angrily "You alright steven"

"Yeah all healed up" the other pker says from behind me "And we got our little...wait tainted! oh who in the fuck plays tainted, they're terrible!"

"I do" I say flipping him off "and I am kicking your asses, while looking awesome!"

"Yeah and you're all alone now" the blonde man says, adjusting his suit as he raises his blade again as the girl holds her scythe.

cont

>>43493044
>Get a 20
>Doesn't kill the persona nd infact puts us in a worse position
Greeeeaaaat, Thanks for fucking us over HM.

>>43493117
>kill
Fairly certain we weren't trying to do that. Also in case you didn't notice, that vote was JUST to chase him. Not even attack.

>>43493117
By that logic he should have insta-killed us by ambush back when we rolled a nat1.

>>43493117
>nat20s should let you automatically win the entire encounter
Thats not how it works here, get used to it bitchboy.

>>43493165
We didn't even injure him, Never said i wanted it to end the encounter, Plus there's other players to fight in here other than that one guy, Bitchboy.

>>43493044
"And you can't heal" He chuckles waving his piddly little rapier around "But she can take your hp like it's candy"

"Seriously, you just chose that so you could look like a demon didn't you" the girl says, pulling a cigarrette out of her sleeves "Edgy little"

*CLANG CLANG CLANG*

"EAT A DICK YOU FUCKING TURTLING FAGGOT!" Sam screams angrily "FARMER STOP GAWKING WITH A STICK IN YOUR ASS AND HELP ME DAMMIT*

*CLANG CLANG CLANG*

"Oh seems Joey's doing alright" the girl sighs, lighting her cigarette as she and her friend circle me "Bet you wiped out half of that tender's hp there"

"It was a nice stab wasn't it" the smug prick says smirking slightly, with a blush.

I turn the dial again

I am going to beat these fuckers down, going to wipe the smiles off right off their faces.

with my sword, the hiver walks around the edge of my vision, looking worried about me.

I smirk, now it's fair

What do I do?
[] Flurry of strikes 1d100
[] taunt them
[] try not to get hit 1d100
[] try to get to Sam and Lucy 1d20+ dex
[]Gutstab 1d100
[] Armor break 1d100
[] En passant 1d100
[] let them hit you
[] write in

current hp 690

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>43493189
1: the vote was JUST to chase him, which is why it was a d20
2: we DID injure him, and the mage, he got healed.
>>43493203
>[] En passant joey. Fuck your 1v1ing bullshit. 1d100

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>43493203
>[]Gutstab 1d100

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>43493203
>[] En passant joey. Fuck your 1v1ing bullshit. 1d100

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>43493203
[] En passant 1d100
then chain it into
[] Flurry of strikes 1d100
because our new improve move is great for setting up combos of fuck you

>>43493232
>>43493245

Joey is fighting Sam and Lucy

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>43493203
>[]Gutstab 1d100
>[] taunt them

>>43493257
Ah, I though he was the duelist. Nevermind then, changing
>>43493232
to enpassenting the reaper. Geek the mage.

>>43493232
>>43493245
You realise Joey isn't in the room?

>>43493257
>>43493284
Copy pasted, Didn't check, Just count mine as a normal En Passant.
Mine>>43493245

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>43493203
>[]Gutstab 1d100

>fighting 2v1
>not debuffing first chance
Clearly you guys have never done any PvP.

>>43493331
En passent gets us out of the middle of them.

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>43493203
>En passant 1d100

>>43493351
Which does basically nothing,

>>43493351
Unless they, you know, move.

>>43493375
It's stops us being attacked from three sides. Which is significantly harder to defend against then having all three enemies in front of you.
>>43493405
And then we can move as well, key point is not being surrounded.

>>43493423
>It's stops us being attacked from three sides.
There are only two enemies, one if which is mage where this doesn't matter at all.

I hold my blade in front of me as the Mary girl hides behind the mustached sob, her black tattered dressed flowing behind her as she does so.

I grin, putting my sword's tip on the floor as joey raises his rapier's blade up to the same height as my eyes.

"Go" We say in unison as we run forward. I duck under and run past his slice, swinging my blade at the necromancer girl as she moves to block with her over sized scythe, holding its pole over herself.

She screams in pain, and a moment later I swing my sword to get the blood off of it as she falls to the ground with a glowing wound on her chest, gasping.

"Fuuuck, shit...shit" The duelist says looking back and forth, "JOEY SWITCH!!"

And then he runs off, leaving the necromancer on the floor.

"Asshole" she sighs, as she stands up with her scythe "Well, just you and me for a couple of seconds it seems"

"Eh, sucks to be you" I laugh as I tap my sword on the ground

"Cheating ass" She sighs heavily, flicking her cigarette at me as she runs towards me, her scythe glowing as she leaps into the air.

What do you do?
[] dodge 1d20+ dex
[] Block 1d20+ str
[] Gutstab 1d100
[] Flurry of strikes 1d100
[] Sick the hiver on her 1d100
[] En passant 1d100
[]taunt her
[] write in
current hp 690

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>43493466
>[] Flurry of strikes 1d100
Fuck yo shit bitch nigga!

Rolled 80, 64 = 144 (2d100)

>>43493466
>[] Flurry of strikes 1d100
>[] Sick the hiver on her 1d100

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>43493466
>[] Gutstab 1d100
Debuff and bleed

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>43493466
>Gutstab 1d100

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>43493466
>[] Gutstab 1d100

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>43493466
>[] Gutstab 1d100

>>43493509
Also song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLTpKs2ylP4

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>43493466
>[] Gutstab 1d100
>[] Sick the hiver on her 1d100

>>43493522
I prefer this myself.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nW-IPrzM1g
Something about singing "I'm the vengeful one" in front of a PKer appeals to me.

>>43493466
[] Sick the hiver on her 1d100

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>43493466
Gutstab

>>43493571
You got to choose last time man, let someone else have a choice.

>>43493571
Ma nigga, that new album is great

>>43493571
Very "Fuck you it's judgement day". I like it.
>>43493584
What? Wasn't the winner falloutboy and sabaton?

>>43493595
fuck yeah. immortalized is my SHIT.

>>43493601
Well if we're going by different song order shouldn't >>43492910
be next?

>>43493637
I'd be fine with indestructible. It's fucking awesome.

>>43493620
I like open your eyes, and who taught you how to hate? Myself..

That sound of silence cover though

Oh god she's jumping at us, our gutstab is gonna catch her midair. and this game has realistic physics. That's gonna fucking HURT

>>43493685
>this game has realistic physics.
Not only until after I typed that did I realize how fucking retarded it was. Point remains, this ain't a game anymore, and she just threw herself onto our greatsword. Bitch is in for pain.

>>43493706
she's going to slide all the way down to our crossbar, thank god we opted for the giant dad style sword.

>>43493728
The legend never dies....

>>43493706
The problem would be that we will be stuck in her for a moment and a second opponent is approaching. Better hope Hiver got this while we are effectively disarmed.

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>>43493509
>>43493706
>>43493728

You know, this reminds me of one of the few times I watch anime with bailey. I slowly move my Zweihander up into the air, pressing a hand on the space between the hilt and blade to brace it.

And you know what I was always wondering, is why when they were all leaping at eachother, why didn't someone just stand on the ground and impale them

"Unlock the dark destroyer that's buried within" I sing along with the song blaring in my ears as the girl slams into my blade, my arms aching from the sudden weight, making me drop both my sword and the girl to the floor after a second or two of struggling "My true vocation and now my unfortunate friend, YOU WILL DISCOVER A WAR YOU'RE UNABLE TO WIIIIN"

I wince as I realize she managed to knick my head just enough to make me bleed, red light flowing from the cut on my forehead into her gut as she clutches it in pain.

I walk up to her, resting my foot on her head as I rip my sword out, feeling sick as I do so. There's a horrible ripping sound and she gasps as the blade leaves her stomach, a red pool slowly expanding around her. I shake my head as she looks at me, and smiles.

"ehehe" She chuckles, between coughs and winces of pain "I surrender, don't have enough health to keep fighting a might class"

"Oh, I was kind of hoping you'd keep fighting" I sigh shaking my head "Animes are bullshit"

"Mhmm" She whimpers shrugging as she grabs a bandage from her belt before she looks at something behind me and grins

"Huh?" I ask tilting my head as

"Agaaahahahaha" a deep and very intimidating voice echos through my skull

Oh...joey right, the guy who was giving Sam trouble...oh fuck its joey the guy who was giving SAM trouble.

What do you do?
[] Dodge 1d20+dex
[] Block 1d20+str
[] ENPASSANT 1d100
[] armor break 1d100
[] Use his friend as a shield 1d20+str
[] Gutstab 1d100
[] write in

hp 670

>>43493522
Oh one of my favourites

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>43493812
>[] Use his friend as a shield 1d20+str

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>43493812
[] Use his friend as a shield 1d20+str

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>43493812
>[] Use his friend as a shield 1d20+str

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>43493812
>[] Use his friend as a shield 1d20+str

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>43493812
>[] armor break 1d100
judging by the word "turtle" we need this shit right now.

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>43493812
>[] Use his friend as a shield 1d20+str

>>43493812
>>43493851
Backing. They may be player killers, but I'd rather we not kill them ourselves. At least TRY and take them nonfatally for now. And judging by sams rage this guy built full tank. also, sweet moses that roll.

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>43493812
>[] Use his friend as a shield 1d20+str

>>43493875
Hah no, They're pking fucktards, They can die.

>>43493875
>but I'd rather we not kill them ourselves
Well, we won't. Thats the beauty of it.

>also, sweet moses that roll.
Meh, in Bo5 you either roll really high or critfail, its statistically extremly hedged in our favour.
Especially with the far less critprone d100

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>43493897
While I agree, armor break WOULD really fucking help right about now cause we'll have to kill him next. And the look on the fuckers face would be hilarious. I mean she did surrender, so I feel kinda bad about killing an enemy that's given up? If she hadn't I'd be all for impaling the bitch.
>>43493812
>[] armor break 1d100

>>43493939
>o I feel kinda bad about killing an enemy that's given up?
Yeah no, It's obviously a "I surrender, Sucker!".

>>43493939
There is nothing stopping us from armor breaking next turn after we have stopped his momentum.

>>43493972
She's a reaper. I don't think she can do that much to us.

I smile, chuckling impishly as I realize I'm probably going to be fine. after all, I have the perfect shield right here. I spin around on my heel as I grab the girl by her leg and pick her up, my arm muscles screaming in pain as hold her up, as I try to not drop her with all her struggling and kicking.

"Ow let me go I gave up fucking bitch!" She complain as she hits her head on the floor "AND DON'T HIT ME YOU IMBECILE"

I look up finally and see a giant figure in front of me, covered head to two in dark green armor, with various spikes and needless points on it, holding two massive great shields poised to crush me to a Katie flavored paste.

he has to be at least eight feet tall

"What did they feed you?" I think out loud

"People" he chuckles "Just kidding, set the sliders to MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAX, Now can you let my friend go, so I can beat your ass?"

I shake my head and he sighs tiredly

"Pleaaase" He says tilting his head slightly

What do you do?
[] threaten to kill her
[] Drop her and en passant 1d100
[]Sick the hiver on him while talking to him 1d100
[] Ooh, what class are you?
[]Err..can I go back to fighting the other guy
[] try to slowly back away
[] write in

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>43494001
>[]Sick the hiver on him while talking to him 1d100
>[] Ooh, what class are you?

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>43494001
[] Ooh, what class are you?
[] Drop her and en passant 1d100
then Armor break while he's off balance

>>43494001
>[] Ooh, what class are you?
>[] threaten to kill her
>But hey, This MIGHT still be a game and she MIGHT not die for real, You're choice buddy.

>>43494017
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
we're totally fucking keeping that thing until it gets big enough to use as a mount

>>43494001
>threaten to kill her
"Ever since that weird glitch happened nobody has ever re spawned. Maybe they actually died, wanna test that?"

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>43494001
>throw her at him and armor break
>[]Sick the hiver on him

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>43494001
>>43494017
Backing, since that happened.

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>>43494017
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=doFnCzUxLU8

>>43494001
>>43494033
backing this, armor break+hiver bite
nat 100 armor break will rek his shit...

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>43494001
>[] threaten to kill her
>[] Ooh, what class are you?
>[]Sick the hiver on him while talking to him 1d100

>>43494001
[]Sick the hiver on him while talking to him 1d100

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>43494001
>armor break that fucker

>>43494017
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1AbgmnBVOw
IT BEGINS! (suggesting music for the coming beatdown)

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>>43494017

>>43494077
Nah this>>43494039

I kinda don't want to kill them because that might make problems for us with that seven knight guy who likes us. I imagine his friend will push to murder us harder if we kill somebody before they get a trial, seems like the type of thing he'd jump on.

>>43494039
>>43494077
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNTiNYQ1QH0

How about this?

>>43494127
Nah.
>>43494110
Oh jee, WE saved five people and killed some murderers, We're definitely the bad guys!

>>43494146
Hey I'm not pretending it makes sense, but that's legal bullshit for ya. I'd just rather not risk it if we can help it since that guy seems like he could actually be a real threat if they manage to convince him.

>>43494110
That makes absolutely no sense. Completly besides the point that no one will complain if you kill criminals.

>>43494156
There is no legal bullshit, there aren't even any laws involved.
Did you somehow nopt notice these knight guys not being here?
This isn't their business.

>>43494156
And risk letting them kill someone? How about fuck no.

>>43494156
I just want to revile in killing the annoying pkers that are in every game.

>>43494174
>>43494175
>>43494185
Alright alright, ya don't have to jump at me like I'm a frothing at the mouth moral fag who's screeching at you like we're all gonna die horribly if we don't do what I say, just thought it was something to maybe consider.

"Sorry no can do" I say shaking my head as I lazily wave my sword around as much as I can with how much the damn thing ways, before I make a clicking sound as I motion towards the giant bastard with my head "the second I drop her, you'll crush me"

"Yeaaaah" he laughs dumbly, no doubt smiling under his giant viking esc helmet "Okaay how about this, you put her down, we take five paces and start over"

"Oh god just kill me" Mary sighs angrily "My head hurts, my everything hurts and their isn't a starbucks in this crappy fucking game"

I look over to see the hiver running towards him, head bowed and mandibles clacking, I grin as Mary sees it.

"JOEY LOOK OUT HIVER!" She screams before I drop her on the ground, grabbing my hilt with both hands as I drag it along the sword in a long swipe.

Time slows to the point I can count every beat of my heart like the ticking of a clock. the hiver leaps for his throat, as giant man raises his shields into the air. I see sam punching the duelists gut as Johnny tries to withstand his barrage of attacks, bleeding everywhere as he tries to keep Lucy safe.

I grit my teeth, the sound of metal meeting stone screeching through the air as sparks fly from where the meet, burning and dying as my sword bursts into flames, right as it touches the bottom of his breast plate, cutting through it like butter as it shatters in so many blue lights and the man stumbles back, his bare chest gleaming in the fire's light as the hiver grabs his neck and starts biting into it.


"WHAT THE FUUUCK" He screams as he struggles to pull it away "Get off, get off, dammit paid alot of money for that you little bitch, now!"

He gasps in pain as he rips the hiver off his throat, blood flowing down it as flames burns his remaining pieces of armor

"Fuuur my secrit wepin" He gurgles, shaking his head tiredly as he tosses the hiver away, where it bounces once, and stands right back up, looking no worse for the wear "EXPLOSIVE SACRIFICE, GREAT SHIELDS"
cont

>>43494185
not that guy, but it's a bit different once you're legitimately killing them IRL.

>>43494229
He slams his shields together as I stare confused at my still burning sword. Then I notice they're glowing golden, and he's laughing

"KATIE GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE!" Sam shouts sounding worried and scared for me as he tries to put the other pker in a headlock, getting a rapier through the chest for his efforts "NOW, SERIOUSLY MOVE YOUR ASS"

I look back and see Joey getting ready to throw the now shimmering shield at me.

What do you do?
[] run towards and try to tackle him 1d20+Speed and strength'
[] run away 1d20+strength
[] Leap off the side into the blackness 1d100
[] Try bat them away 1d100
[] tell the hiver to run
[]duck
[] write in

>>43494233
No different than killing a murderer right?

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>43494300
>Leap off the side into the blackness 1d100

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>43494300
>[] Leap off the side into the blackness 1d100

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>43494300
>[] Try bat them away 1d100
>[] tell the hiver to run

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>43494300
>[] tell the hiver to run
>[] Leap off the side into the blackness 1d100

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>43494300
>en passent past him

>>43494313
>>43494319
>>43494327

>Wanting Lil Green to die
Kill yourselves.

>>43494319
>[] tell the hiver to run

>>43494331
didn't see the thing.
>>43494327
>>43494300
>[] tell the hiver to run

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>43494300
>[] Try bat them away 1d100
>[] tell the hiver to run

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>43494300
>[] Leap off the side into the blackness 1d100
>[] tell the hiver to run

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>43494300
>[] tell the hiver to run
>[] Try bat them away 1d100

>>43494300
>>43494321
>>43494355
>>43494358
THE DICE GODS WILL IT! WE MUST BE AS BADASS AS POSSIBLE!
>>43494300
>[] Try bat them away 1d100

I try to move my legs but they feel like they're made out of concrete, as the world slows down, Sam's loud and colorful cursing turning muffled as Lucy screams in panic, Johnny shouting and covering his eyes as the girl next to me whimpers and covers her head.

and what do I do?
Well I scream

"RUN LITTLE GREEN!" As I turn into a batting stance, holding my sword up high as I swivel around, slamming the side of my sword into the side of the giant slab of metal, sending them back and away from me as

*KABOOOOOOOOM*

Oh fuck me

a ball of fire and coin shower around me as I go flying back, slamming into a pillar and breaking it as everything goes right and the only sound is ringing.

I cough, gasping for air as I try to stand up, seeing nothing but smoke around me as pops and whizzes go around.

I lean on my sword, noticing a crack down the middle of it. I gasp, oh don't tell me it broke. I run my hand down it and sigh in relief, it's fine.

And then I hear the laughing again.

I turn and see Joey, looking pretty shitty, Mary laying on the ground next to him, holding where her arm was a second ago as she desperately claws for a potion hanging on her belt

I pant, as I force my self to stand up, and lift my sword again, despite my legs not wanting to move at all.

He reaches to his belt, chuckling between ragged gasps and breaths

<Hah ell ah?>

Current hp: 200

What do you do?
[] hey, we're both fucked up, call it a draw?
[] *Krooooovaaaaaachi* Activate bloody curse
[] try to steal his health potion 1d20+ speed
[] What the fuck is wrong with you
[] hehe, just a lil bit of blood is all.
[] JESUS CHRIST IS SHE OKAY?!
[] Sam...I need help
[] Lil green, get out of here
[] Limp away
[] surrender
[] write in

Flipped a coin
if you were wondering

>>43494547
>[] Lil green, get out of here
>[] *Krooooovaaaaaachi* Activate bloody curse

>>43494547
well fuck that attack was significantly more powerful then expected.

>>43494547
[] *Krooooovaaaaaachi* Activate bloody curse
[] hehe, just a lil bit of blood is all.
[] Lil green, get out of here

>>43494547
>[] hehe, just a lil bit of blood is all.
>[] Lil green, get out of here
>[] *Krooooovaaaaaachi* Activate bloody curse
Time to let the beast out!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kR0MVQ4Z_fo

>>43494547
>[] *Krooooovaaaaaachi* Activate bloody curse
>[] Lil green, get out of here

>>43494547
>[] hehe, just a lil bit of blood is all.
>[] *Krooooovaaaaaachi* Activate bloody curse
>[] Lil green, get out of here

"Hehe" I giggle as I put a hand to my head, struggling to hold up my sword with my remaining one as I stumble back into the pillar "Just a little bit of blood, nothing to worry about"

*Krooooovaaachi, the time has come for you to bleed the lesser beasts dry, or die, you choice dear*

I grin as I lift Minor friend up, wrapping my hand around the blade, gripping it tightly as blood flows from my hand and another spice of pain fills my life.

"Katie...katie this isn't a time to joke around, get out of there!" Sam shouts sounding like he's on the verge of tears "Get Lucy and dipshit here out and I'll deal with these fucks...katie? KATIE LISTEN TO ME DAMMIT KATIE"

*The end*
"the end" I say placing my neck on the blade making sure my
*is simply the beginning*
"Is simply the beginning" I mimic as I raise my head back lazily, I really hope this still works, I really do
*of this bloody curse*
"Oh this bloody curse" I say biting my lip as I raise my neck back a bit further, the sharpness of the blade leaving a weird tingle at my neck as I get ready to...do this, whatever it is "Get..out of here little green"
...
The tainted girl raised her head, and slammed her neck into her own blade, her blood filling it's thirst as her own life drained in to it. As her light red hair fell mangled and messy, runes started to glow over her body as red as fresh blood,
Her body limp like a broken puppet, lifeless and dead
Before she started to move again in a wrong way and her single eye glowed with a murderous frenzy,
...
"Krovachi, the tainted swordswoman"

Air, cold and wet with death.

I stand up, giggling as I smell the fires of war once again, the drum beat of battle singing in my blood as I pull my blade across my neck with a most rapturous of feelings.

I lick my lips, tasting the sweet nectar within all things...I need more. I turn and see something laughing, a big thing...with lots of blood to let flow.

I chuckle, tilting my head as I drag my sword towards him.
cont

>>43494791
Well the Pker's are dead.