>>43388057
train herder

>>43388057
>You know what'll take your mind off it? Training harder!
Oh god what the fuck is with this ugly skin, Dear god it hurts.

>>43388057
>>Something else on your mind?
O god this skin...

Fuck new moot this is worse than fucking clippy.

Just change your text and bacground color in your browser settings. for firefox its Tools/options(or preferences)/content/colors(button on right side).

Choose text and background color, then set override colors to always. This works browser vide.

>>43388178
THANK YOU!

>>43388057

>Something else on your mind?

>Don't worry about about strength difference too much, Videl, if it's what trouble you. Two years ago, I was weak as a space duck.

We really got to train harder. Androids won't go gentle on us.

>>43388057
>Something else on your mind?

writin

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You give her a little nudge, "Hey kid, something else on your mind?"

She sighs a little, "My dad's show got cancelled because of his co-star going into movies. Since then he's been getting weird." She leans her chin on her fist, "My mom asked if I wanted to go live somewhere else last night. Without him."

.... Space Christ.

"Well, do you?" Kuriza asks tactlessly.

You cuff him over the head gently, laying a hand on the girls shoulder. "Listen, Videl... I'm sorry to hear about all that...." What the hell can you even... "Well, if you need some time away from that, visit here any time you want." Gonna need to talk to Nappa about this at some point.

She smiles appreciatively. "Thanks Mrs Briefs." She wipes a fist under her nose, sniffing loudly. "'Ppreciate it." She slaps herself on the cheeks, "Okay! No more moping around! I wanna learn how to do that Solar thingy!"

You run her through the basic principles of it, while Kuriza bids his goodbyes, heading back north to his ship.

Videl squats low over the lawn, growling intently and looking like she's about to pounce on an imaginary rat as she focuses. "SOLAR..... FLARE!" She screams.

Nothing. Not even a spark. "Keep at it. It's a tricky one to get a handle on." You encourage her.

As Videl tries her best, Bulma exits her lab, Bra floating around above her, "Sweetie, I'm swamped with work tonight... would you be able to take her out for Halloween?" She asks.

"The HFIL's a Halloween?" You ask.

"A holiday about celebrating supernatural stuff that we turned into getting candy from stangers." Bulma shrugs, "Plus you get to dress up in costumes." She watches your daughter soar to the top of a tree and poke her head into a birds nest. "She could use some human stuff, rather than being cooped up here all day."

>Can do, sounds kinda fun
>Hey Videl, wanna tag along?
>I'll watch her here, I'm busy.
>Write in

>>43388491
>Can do, sounds kinda fun
>Hey Videl, wanna tag along?

>>43388491
>Can do, sounds kinda fun
>Hey Videl, wanna tag along?

>>43388491
>Can do, sounds kinda fun
>Hey Videl, wanna tag along?

What kind of costumes are we doing?

Too bad Bulma is not coming, we could do a really good King Kong costume.

>>43388586
Fuck that, We gotta make her come now!

>>43388491

>>Can do, sounds kinda fun

>>43388665

That's for later tonight, Anon.

>>43388586
>What kind of costumes are we doing?

Police officier?

>>43388678
Sure works for me.

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You give her a nod, "Can do, sounds kinda fun actually. Going door to door and getting free food? This planet understands me more than I thought."

Bulma smiles appreciatively, "Fantastic." She holds her fingers an inch apart, "I'm this close on a breakthrough with the android detecter... whoever it was that programmed that microchip, they really knew what they were doing."

You smile fondly as Bra holds her hand out, giggling as the mother bird of the nest pecks some seeds from her hand.

Oh! "Hey Videl, wanna tag along?" You call over to your new apprentice.

Her concentration breaks, her squat tipping forward she lands on her face. Rubbing her head, she picks herself back up. "Really? Thanks! I was going to go with my friend, but she's not allowed out..." She bares her teeth, hissing, "I've got a vampire outfit all planned out!"

Come to think of it... "What's Bra's outfit supposed to be?"

Bulma gives you a little grin, "Well... I picked something out at the store. Kinda reminds me of something I used to wear. You'll find it upstairs, she might need some help with the ears."

Hmm. "And what about me?"

Bulma pauses, "You're actually dressing up then? Thought it might be too.... I dunno, childish for you."

You shrug it off, "Well, if I'm going to participate, might as well go all the way right?"

Bulma nods, "Well... I don't have anything for you.... but Gohan's coming by. He can probably do that thing where he makes clothes out of magic."

She returns to work and you tell Videl to meet you here in an hour, while Bra hurries off to change.

You greet Gohan, a blanket thrown over his body with two cut outs for the eyes. "Bit lazy, isn't it?"

Before he can respond, your attention is dragged away for help. Her new outfit is.... "Well. That's certainly a choice Bulma."

Bra grins up at you, trying to fix her ears at the right angle. "How's it look mama? I'm a bunbun!"

>It's cute
>Absolutely not, Gohan, give her a...

AND

>I want to be King Kong!
>Write in

>>43388717
>It's cute
>I want to be King Kong!

>>43388717
>It's cute
>Police outfit please Gohan.

>>43388717
>>It's cute

>Police outfit please Gohan.

Damn. Too bad there is no Monkey King in DB world.

>>43388776
Goku is literally the Monkey King in DB...

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>>43388776
what about monkey queen?

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We should go as Heisenburger. Just saying.

>>43388899
Kabuya wouldn't even fucking know about that, And she wouldn't dress up as something so retarded.

>>43388717
>It's cute
>Police outfit please Gohan.

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You help her set the ears at the right angle, nodding in approval. "You look adorable sweetie." Her tail sways a little at the compliment and she clings to your side as you find Gohan again. "Hey little man, reckon you can buzz me up a police outfit?"

He pauses, considering, "I'll do you one better!" His finger lifts out from under the outfit, zapping a new set of clothes on you. "Now you're a police lady that fights zombies."

Huh. Not bad the chest strap seems unnecessary, but it looks good on you. "Thanks Gohan."

He floats around the room a little, "Oooooh, no probleeeeeeem!" He sets down in front of Bra and you hear that familiar poofing sound inside of his outfit, "Hey Bra? Check this out!"

He whips the costume up, revealing a monstrous looking face, green, ten times larger than normal with enormous bulging eyes, roaring as he looms over. Bra just claps and laughs, tugging at his hair. "Again, again!" She cheers.

Gohan pouts as his face changes back to normal, "Dang it. Worked on Chitsu."

"That's an awful mean thing to do to your sister." You admonish him.

"Dad thought it was funny..." Gohan tries to defend himself, "But... that probably means it was a bad idea." Gohan suddenly clams up as Videl knocks on the door, hurriedly ducking under his costume. "Uhhh, h-hi Videl." He stammers.

Videl looks him up and down, "Your going assh a ghosht? That'sh kinda lame." Her words distorted by the plastic fangs in her mouth. She gives a little twirl, showing off her own outfit. She's caked her shirt with blood, even got some trailing down her chin. Kinda reminds you of yourself as a kid, only the bloods fake.

Bra tugs on your leg, "Can we fly mama? If we do, we can get all the good candy before the other kids!"

>Mommy wants you to hang out with the other kids on the ground, wanna give it a go?
>That's not fair to the others, now is it?
>Of course, take what you can get!

>>43389031
>Of course, take what you can get!

>>43389031
>Of course, take what you can get!
>Good thinking sweetie!

>>43389031

>>Mommy wants you to hang out with the other kids on the ground, wanna give it a go?

>Tell you what, we fly for half a hour, then we walk.

Did the ugliness of the site made people leave, or what?

>>43389225
I had to change the background and text color. This shit looks horrid. Would not be surprised if people left because of that.

>>43389225
More than likely, I mean who the fuck thought this was a good idea?

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You rub her head, "Good thinking sweetie, take what you can get, while the going's good!"

Videl grins eagerly, her fangs nearly falling out in the process as you lead them outside. "Just one rule, stay where I can see you, alright?" The kids nod diligently and you take off into the night.

You zoom over the other family's heads, making record time, as the humans just... hand over their food. Bra giggles as the rich neighbours hand over entire blocks of chocolate, and you can practically hear Gohan salivating inside his little ghost outfit. Kid lives in the mountain, probably doesn't get to do this kind of thing often.

The woman on the house to the left makes some short conversation with you, "Ah, you're that... friend of Bulma's, yes?"

"I'm her wife, if that's what you're asking." You tell her, narrowing your eyes.

"Yes... well, um, we were just wondering- the girl's very cute by the way- we were wondering if you could... maybe keep it down? From time to time? It's just... there's a lot of screaming."

Bra chips in before you can respond, "Don't like it? Move out!" She tells the woman, tearing open her chocolate and biting into it. Heh.

The woman scowls, slamming the door in your face... It's good to talk to the neighbours.

You head further into the city, whipping past house after house, until Videl has to stop to catch her breath, hands on her knees, as she hauls her now over flowing pillow case of sweets.

Bra tugs on your hand, pointing to a small house you missed down a side street. You tell Gohan and Videl to catch their breath, while Bra leads you forwards, down this 'Iguana Street'.

The last few steps, Bra slips her hand loose, running forward, when a shadow detaches from a bush, a weak grip locking around your neck from behind, a knife pressing against your ribs.

"Gimme all yer money and no one gets hurt!" A rough voice bellows in your ear.

>Go ahead and stab me, see what happens.
>I don't have anything on me actually.
>Headbutt time
>Write in

>>43389318
>Write in
Bite the knife in half.

>>43389318
>>43389359
This.

Say something cocky too, like "Cute knife. Tasty too."

>>43389359
Hah second, Deleting old vote, Let's eat it also.

alrighty, roll me a d20 DC is 5

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>43389423
Nom, nom, nom! (don't swallow the iron things, be ready to spit them in attacker face or something.)

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>43389423

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>43389423

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>43389423

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You pluck it from your assailants hand. "Nice knife." You bring it up to your face and bite it in half, spitting out the blades tip "Tasty too!"

You reach back and grab hold of your attacker, your hand meeting a ball of fuzzy hair before you flip him over your head, slamming him into the road, his face hidden in your shadow.

"Pl-please don't hurt me!" He whines, bringing his hands up to protect his face, "I-I just need the money! Muh little girls gonna starve if I don't get somethin'."

"Dad?" You hear Videl call out. Ohhhhhh. "Dad, what are you doing?! Why are you robbing my teascher?"

You step aside, the street light flooding onto his face, his nose is red, and he's got dark circles under his eyes... he's drunk. Reeks of booze in fact.

"Vi-Videl?" He sobs, his daughter striding up and slapping him across the face.

"Dad! You can't jusht go around mugging people!" She bellows at him. "You're supposed to be a polisch man!" She spits her fangs out, "Officer Hercule and Nappa! Does none of that mean anything to you?"

He cowers away from her, rubbing his cheek, "You... you hit me, your own father... Th-that was just a tv show...."

>Stay out of this, they need space.
>"Get lost until you're sober, got it?
>Write in

>>43389534
>"Get lost until you're sober, got it?

>>43389534
>Stay out of this, they need space.
Family issues, GO!

Side note, DEFINITELY going to talk to Nappa about ditching Hercule.

>>43389534
>Write in
You should stop wasting money on booze, and get a job. He is really bad at robbing people.

>>43389534
>Get lost until you're sober, got it?

>>43389534
>Stay out of this, they need space.

Couldn't he and Videl just go hunt some dinosaurs or something for meat?
Or open Martial arts school. 2nd place worldwide is still really prestigious.

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You lean over him, "You. Stop spending your money on booze and get a real job. You're bad at robbing people. Now get lost until you're sober. Understood?" He stares at you for a moment, before you crack your knuckles, "Scram!"

He drags himself to his feet and sprints off down the street, his huge shoulders shaking as he runs.

"Who was that?" Bra asks, a new set of lollipops crammed into her pillowcase.

"No one." Videl states firmly, stalking off back to the main street.

Poor kid. Still she looks like she needs some quiet time. You let her walk a short distance ahead, angrily stuffing candy into her face.

You can sense.... is that Spike nearby?

You channel the kids on a path towards him, wandering what he's up to. After a few dozen houses, you find a guy wrapped in bandages, a wolf man and a woman made of water all holding picket signs, marching in a circle in the centre of a crowded plaza, followed by one sign held by nothing.

They've even got a little chant going, being led by Spike, who's speaking through a megaphone. "Halloween for the monsters! Monster culture is not a holiday! End monster appropriation! The non-monstrous man has been keeping us down for too long!"

"Monster culture?" Gohan asks inquistively.

You shrug, "First I'm hearing of it."

"Who are we?" Spike cheers his little group.

"The Civil Union for Monsters!" They chant back.

"And what's that spell?" Spike asks.

"Kids, cover your ears." You sigh, placing your hands over Bra's as Spike bellows their acronym.

>Whatever, trick or treating to do.
>Spike, it's just a fun holiday, ease up.
>Write in

>>43389534

>"Alright, pal, this is enough. Kids, please stay where I can see you while I talk to this guy."

>>43389756
>Spike, it's just a fun holiday, ease up.
>Also change your Name for space christ sakes! Do you even realize what it spells?
Jesus spike....

>>43389756
>Spike, it's just a fun holiday, ease up.

>>43389756
>Spike, it's just a fun holiday, ease up.
>Also change your Name for space christ sakes! Do you even realize what it spells?

>>43389756
>>Whatever, trick or treating to do.

>Gohan, Videl, maybe change a bit your costumes? Bulma will be mad if I let you beat those guys senseless after they come complaining.

writing

Hercule's life has taken a very wrong turn. Hard to imagine him going around and mugging people

>>43389895
He should get some lessons from Yamcha. Yamcha was way more successful at it.

>>43389895

Maybe we should convince Roshi to give him the traditional Turtle School training. Doing three jobs a day with a turtle shell on the back does make one stronger and get decent money.

>>43389914

Even Olong was more successful

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You pinch the bridge of your nose a little. "Just...." You set Bra down, "Gohan you're in charge of her if she tries to run off."

You push through the crowds, heading towards Spike. Hey, Spike. Come on man, we're just having some harmless fun. It's a holiday, ease up."

He frowns, "It's a holiday started by MY people, you've all just taken it from us."

Inhale.... Exhale.... "Yes Spike, that's called sharing. You can still enjoy it however you want. Oh and for Space-Christs sake, change your name! There are kids outside."

He gives you a little grin, "If people don't want to hear our name, they should stay indoors. And don't go invoking that name around us. Christ was one of us, a zombie to the bone."

You roll your eyes, "Whatever. You're not going to attack anyone at least, are you?"

He shakes his head, "No! We're the CIVIL Union for Monsters for heavens' sake."

"Riiiiight." You glance around, "Well, have fun with this, I guess. Just... can you change it to UCM instead, as a personal favour? My daughters right over there."

Spike stares up at the signs, frowning, "Ffffine, we'll change them. But I'm not happy about it."

You give him a punch on the shoulder, "Thanks Spike, appreciate it."

By the time you get back to the kids, Bra is sneaking candy out of another kid's bag and into her own while they watch the rally. Sneaky little girl. In compensation, you fish a toffee apple out of her bag and toss it in the kids, before heading on..

You dump the overflowing cases at Capsule Corp and return with fresh ones, flying over the city for hours with the kids, Videl's mood slowly improving as she talks with Gohan about her family problems.

During another break, this time Bra needing to catch her breath, you hear running feet beat past, a familiar shock of blonde hair blurring by, a submachine gun in her hands and a bag overflowing with zeni, the odd note floating in the breeze

Launch.

>Best see what she's up to
>Call the cops on her. Hussy
>Ignore it, candy

>>43390055
>Ignore it, candy

>>43390055
>>Ignore it, candy
We're on a one petty crime a day regime. Besides she survived whatever Popo did to her. That's basically a get out of jail free card.

>>43390055
>Ignore it, candy
>>43390074
Good point.

>>43390055
>Ignore it, candy
>>43390074
That was Ranfan. Not blaming you for the mistake tho.

>>43390055
Call Diol and see if he knows whats up.

>>43388717
>He can probably do that thing where he makes clothes out of magic.
Where did he learn the Clothes Beam from if Piccolo's a dick?

>>43390074
that was Ranfan, the other one that got forgotten in Z

>>43390135
Kami

>>43390055
I'll second this: >>43390127


>>43390135

Probably from Baba or Kami.

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>>43389031
>He whips the costume up, revealing a monstrous looking face, green, ten times larger than normal with enormous bulging eyes, roaring as he looms over.

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You shrug it off, noticing Videl slip a few loose notes in her pocket when she thinks no one is looking, before a small army of policemen barrel past, chasing after Launch.

One grabs you by the wrist and drags you along. "Come on! No time to be slacking!"

You slap him off you, "Just a costume man, I'm just a trick or treater." He shakes his head and takes off after the swarm of cops again, as Launch shoots at their feet.

A few minutes later, just as Bra's got her breath back, Launch zooms past the other way, this time on a small motor bike... thing, having lost the cops. She cackles as she drives off into the night.

"Well she seems like she's having fun." Gohan comment, "I wonder which house is giving out money for Halloween though?"

You snicker a little. "Gohan, don't change."

By the end of the night, you have enough pillowcases full of candy to fill an entire room back at Capsule Corp, slinging them all inside, you and the kids stare proudly at your handiwork.

You tear into your winnings with them for a while, figuring out what you like best. You realise that liquorice is the worst, quickly spitting it out, resisting the urge to blast it to ashes, you do however take a liking to these small balls of chocolate, coating a weird honeycomb stuff... have to ask Bulma about that.

Videl seems astonished at how much you, Bra and Gohan put away, having gotten a stomach ache just a few minutes in while the rest of you surged ahead.

By the time you're done, Bra's sugar rush is slowly fading, the pillow you'd given her to punch now being used for her to curl up on in your lap, her tail wrapped around your leg.

Gohan makes his goodbyes, thanking you for the lovely night, while Videl only glances at the door. "Can I.... stay here tonight?" She asks tentatively.

>Sure thing.
>I'll fly you home, just in case.
>Write in

>>43390301
>Sure thing.

>>43390301
>Sure thing.

>>43390301
>Sure thing.
Wait you have trick or treating in Australia? I assumed you would all live in fear that when you open the candy bag a bunch of satanic animals would pop out.

>>43390301
>Sure thing.

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>>43390352

>>43390301
>Sure thing.
Call her mom and tell her she is staying taught.

And put some cameras around her house, so she doesn't steal shit from us.

>>43390352
its a thing here, but barely anyone does it

>>43390366
Nestled squarely beside good old shark country

>>43390301
>Sure thing.

>>43390366
How can you have deranged gunmen when guns are basically illegal in Australia?

>>43390466
its the reason guns are so regulated
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Port_Arthur_massacre_(Australia)

>>43390301

>Let's call your mom first, alright? She needs to know where you are.

>>43390466

Deranged criminals generaly don't care about things being illegal.

>>43390466
>deranged gunmen
>illegal
When persons preforming criminal activities cared about legality of the stuff they are using?

Seriously. Having something be illegal hasn't stopped anyone form preforming crimes with that thing.

>>43390476
I guess the real Tasmanian devil is mental ilness

>>43390496
Can we not get into /pol/ here?

"Sure thing." You nod, "Just as long as you call your mom and let her know about it. Don't want the cops coming down on us."

She nods, thanking you as she hurries off to find a phone.

You don't listen in on the conversation too much, but you can hear Videl's mother's tone over the phone. She sounds angry. Angry and loud.

You tap Videl and offer to take the phone. She nods and introduces you, before quickly handing it off.

"Briefs is it?" She sniffs. "You're that Capsule Corp bimbo then are you? Bloomers or something?"

You suck your teeth loudly for a moment. "I believe you're referring to Bulma. And no, I'm not her. Listen, Videl is just very tired after trick or treating, and...." She pretends to rub her stomach, "And she has a stomach ache. Too much sugar."

There's silence on the other end, until finally, "... Have her home in the morning then."

You hang up, resisting the urge to mumble some insults, giving Videl a nod of approval, "You're all good."

She cheers a little, hugging you around the waist for a moment, "Thanks Mrs Briefs." She points to the TV across the room, "C- would it be okay if we watch some movies?" She asks. "We always watch scary movies on Halloween at my house."

Bra's completely tuckered out, snoozing gently into your shoulder, but her room is plenty far away that it shouldn't bother her.

>No scary movies, you're too young!
>Sure, why not.
>Invite Bulma, she could probably use a break

>>43390606
Thats not really /pol/ anon. Thats just facts.

>>43390616
>Invite Bulma, she could probably use a break

>>43390616
>Invite Bulma, she could probably use a break

>>43390616
>Invite Bulma, she could probably use a break

>>43390616
>Invite Bulma, she could probably use a break

>>43390616
>Invite Bulma

I'm feeling really bad about Videl's home situation. . . The only thing I can see that'll fix it up though is it get Mark Satan back on his feet. Maybe we could offer to train him too, make it a father daughter thing. As for her mother, well she called Bulma a bimbo so the skank will just have to deal if Mark goes back to her then that's his busssiness.

>>43390814
>Bulma
>not a bimbo
I love Bulma as a character, but our wife is a slut

>>43390814

Something tell me Videl's mother mostly need someone to listen to her

Honestly, I think we should train Mark. Once he hears that Kabu trained the last 2 martial arts champions I bet he'll be on board, plus we can whip him into a decent father while we're at it

>>43390833
Yeah, she still has her ass reserved solely for the Krillmaster.

>>43390888

We can't just keep spending our time doing charitiy work, though. We have to get waaaaaaaay stronger if we want to be ready for when AU!Bra comes back

>>43390981
Can't Goku train and take things down, instead of us for once?

>>43390981

Mark is probably better off starting where the rest of the humans began anyway. It's less about getting strong and adopting a better mindset. He can just train in the gravity room for gains anyhow if that's what he wanted, but I doubt him getting stronger would help him overly much in his current predicament.

>>43391046
But it would still help him stay away from booze, and give him something he can share with his daughter, it might even help his acting career. Your right though we'd have to start training him the way we started the others, and that means breaking him down and building him back up again.

>>43391046
Getting Ripped as fuck might help his acting career.

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"Sure thing, put something good on, I'm gonna get Bulma."

She grins, hurrying over to the TV as you step outside, floating over to the lab. She's not working on the ship... the sensors she's upgrading lying exposed on top still, but you can hear her working in here somewhere.

"Bulma?" You call out.

You hear clattering tools and she steps out, waving awkwardly, "Oh, good, it's just you. Thought you brought the kids with you." She grins, "Just working on something secret."

"Secret, huh?" You raise a brow, "Something that required us to get out of the house?"

She sweeps a hand at... something covered in a sheet, "Bra's birthday's coming up soon. Thought I'd make her something fun." She cuts you off before you can ask, "And it's a surprise to you too. You can get her a present yourself."

"Fair. Meantime, I'm watching spooky movies. Videl's staying the night after some... family issues. Wanna join in?"

Bulma nods along, "Sounds fun." She murmurs brushing past you. "Oooh, keep that uniform on later. You look good."

Lewd.

You follow her back to the house, Videl having put on something that Bulma recognises as a classic.

You have no idea what's going on, some asshole went to a cabin with his girlfriend, read an obviously evil book and is now surprised that he's getting haunted. Even his own hand is starting to hit him... This movie is fucking stup-

Is that a chainsaw?

This movie is AMAZING!

You curl into Bulma as Videl cheers for the ridulous amount of blood splatter pouring from the chainsaw wound. It's not scary, but this is great!

Did he just attach the chainsaw to his wrist?

Greatest. Movie. Ever.

The movie ends as the thick chinned protagonist gets sucked through a spooky wormhole thing... kinda reminds you of way back when... "Man, that takes me back." You murmur over Videl's snores.

You gently lift the girl and carry her to a spare bedroom, before you get some more private use out of the police outfit. Where did those handcuffs even come from?

Still, the morning comes soon enough, Bulma's mother waking you up with a call that Videl's feeling sick.

"Too much... candy." She groans, clutching her stomach. "Can't... go home."

"Videl..." You sigh patiently.

"Can't... go home?" She tries again.

"Videl, you have to see them at some point, or this is going to turn into a kidnapping case." You sigh.

She relents,sitting upright and pushing the bowl of broth Mrs Briefs senior. Really should ask her name some time. If she even has one. Even Dr Briefs never calls her by it. Wait... what's Dr Briefs first name?

Not important right now.

You badger Videl out of bed, help her collect her share of the remaining candy, make sure she brushes her teeth thoroughly and fly home with her, having her carry the combined weight of the sweets for part of her regimen.

Videl's father is asleep on the lawn, snoring loudly, and his daughter flies right past him knocking on the door.

The door opens a crack and her mother ushers her in, staring you down. "So. You're this new teacher she's got, are you?" She asks. She looks pale, her face drawn and cheeks sunken. "Well, after what Mark told me last night, she won't be going anywhere near you."

>You can't stop her. She can fly you know.
>Fair's fair. I won't come near her.
>You gonna do anything about your husband?
>Write in

>>43391139
"Not my place to interfere with personal matters. But maybe you should talk to her about it."

Who the fuck is Mark?

>>43391139
>What? That I stopped your drunk husband from trying to mug me?
>You can't stop her. She can fly you know.

Doesn't Videl's mom die around this time in canon?

>>43391171
>not knowing who Hercule Satan is

Are you fucking stupid?

>>43391189
We can only hope!

>>43391139
>You gonna do anything about your husband?
>You can't stop her. She can fly you know.

>>43391171
Mark is one of the names for Mr. Satan.

Capcha had blue waffle...

>>43391139

I'll back this: >>43391171

She might not need a teacher right now, but she sure does need a mother.

>>43391198

Don't mind him, anon, he's been taken by the smoke and mirrors.

>>43391139

>What did he told you, exactly?

Seriously, we're the one who should be telling the guy to stay away.

>>43391213
>Don't mind him, anon, he's been taken by the smoke and mirrors.

>"Tricks"

>>43391139
"Did he leave out the bit where he tried to mug me at knife point?"

>>43391139
backing >>43391171

>>43391139
>OH, you mean when I ate a knife. Don't worry, I'm not gonna be teaching her things like that.

writing

She looks like she could use a sensu bean.

You lean in the doorway, "Did he leave out the point where he tried to mug me at knife point?" You ask her.

She squints at you, reaching up to tug her hair off in one motion- a wig. "No, he didn't. That's why he's not allowed in the house any more. But he followed you after, told me about how you didn't even try to get her away from the crazed bank robber, how you let her hear the filth those demon friends of yours were peddling, how you let her eat junk until her teeth are going to rot!"

You sigh, "Look, Videl's a smart kid. Mature for her age too. It's not my place to interfere in your family life, but maybe you should talk to your daughter about... all of this."

She glowers at you, "Miguel." She sighs. "And you're Kabuya." She pulls the door open a little more, just enough for you to get a proper look at her. Underneath her clothes she looks almost skeletal. "Videl talks about you non stop, she looks up to you. More than either of us, and for good reason."

She looks back inside the house, then steps further inside, shutting the door in your face.

Well, that was depressing.

Mark grunts, snorting himself awake, he rolls onto his hands and knees, spitting a bug out of his mouth, shaking himself like a dog.

Across the street, you can see a man with a flashy looking camera photographing all of this, grinning widely.

>"Mark, get your shit together."
>"Congratulations, you've just signed up for Kabuya's rehab boot camp!"
>Smash that camera
>Write in

>>43391498
>"Congratulations, you've just signed up for Kabuya's rehab boot camp!"
>Smash that camera

>>43391498
>"Congratulations, you've just signed up for Kabuya's rehab boot camp!"
>Smash that camera

>>43391498
>Smash that camera
>"Congratulations, you've just signed up for Kabuya's rehab boot camp!"

>>43391498

>Flash-step the man with the camera, have him explain what he's doing.

>>43391498
>Write in
Snag the camera.

"Ooh. Mine now." Then bug Hercule by taking pictures of him. "Mr. Satan. Your going to need to shape up. You're better then this. Videl needs a father, not a bum who sleeps on the lawn."

>>43391498
>>"Congratulations, you've just signed up for Kabuya's rehab boot camp!"
>>Smash that camera

>>43391498
>Smash that camera into the paparazzi's face, and then his teeth. Don't want him talking, after all

>>43391533
>>43391534
>>43391536

Dudes. Don't smash the camera yet, we have to know who the fuck it is first.

>>43391498
Boot camp and camera smash. Tell the paparazzi to beat it unles they want to join as well, then laugh ominously

>>43391562
We can ask him after the camera's fucked you idiot.

>>43391385

One or half a dozen, yeah.

>>43391570

Yeah, because it won't backfire in any way, am I right? He'll just help and won't make Videl's life worse afterward.

Kabu knows better than to be impulsively destructive.

>>43391609
Saiyan. . . Impulsively destructive is what they do best.

>>43391609
........You are quite possibly one of the worst newfags ever.

>>43391609

Note that I'm not opposed to violence, here, just about doing it like that.

The last thing Videl and Bra need is even more paparazi around hoping to get a violent story.

I'd say obtaining all the pictures he has currently made would mean some interesting information for Kabu.

>>43391653
You realize that we can just level the city paparazzi live in, if we want? Or at least the city part?

>>43391629

And as established multiple time, the Saiyan way is bullshit.

Smashing the camera impulsively is not as dumb as beating up Nappa for messing up with his scouter, but it's still pretty dumb


>>43391648

I've been here since thread one. Kabu has learned to NOT hit first each time she gets angry.

>>43391498
>"Congratulations, you've just signed up for Kabuya's rehab boot camp!"
>Take the film/data chip from the camera, return the camera.

>>43391686
It was either beat him up, or kill him.

>>43391671

Yeah, suuuure. Because it's totaly what Kabuya would do, am I right?

>>43391686
>Smashing the camera impulsively is not as dumb as beating up Nappa for messing up with his scouter, but it's still pretty dumb
That wasn't dumb at all, He deserved it and needed to learn not to do it ever again.

>>43391700

Not at all. We could have controled ourselves.

Anyway, we've come a long way since, and are now way calmer.

>>43391703
If she get's mad enough, Yeah she would, Kabuya isn't a fucking moralfag like you.

Why are we so against being violent? This is the one quest where that's pretty much expected of us, let's not ruin that.

>>43391709

Kabuya admitted it was a shitty and dumb thing to do

>>43391732
It's only some moral faggot newfags.

>>43391738
'cause she wanted in to Bulma's bloomers

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>>43391709
>"Eh. Vegeta would've blown me up for something like that Kabuya. You just kicked me around. Be glad if I could remember age ten to twenty-five but I've got a lot more years in this beautiful face of mine."

>>43391743
Man tg if full of shitty moralfags. I get it when the fag up egelord quests, but come on, this is DBZ. Its all about getting into fights.

So, we've exorcised the prince's spirit so we can be violent because it's fun instead of some salty reasoning, right?

>>43391819
Yes.

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You dash across the street, taking the camera from his hands before he can even blink. "Hey, whatcha doing?"

He frowns, "Excuse me, homewrecker! I'm just trying to bring the people the news they want." He points to you, "TV's Hercule Satan, now unemployed, drunk and cheating on his terminally ill wife! That camera's worth solid gol-"

You crush it. "Tell anyone, and I'll do the same to your testicles." You growl, "Now, start running." He runs for his life, rounding a corner in seconds with a look back. "God damn right." You mutter, pocketing the memory card. Took some finesse to keep that thing intact.

You float back over to Mark, picking him up by the collar. "Congratulations, you've just been volunteered for Kabuya's rehab boot camp. Drop outs are non-negotiable."

"Wh-what?" He slurs, clutching his forehead, "Do I know you?"

"Kind of, I'm your daughters martial arts instructor, as well as your attempted mugging victim." You inform him.

He rubs his head, shutting his eyes, "Mugging? I- I don't mug people. I'm a good man! A hero to the children. TV's Hercule!"

"You can ask your daughter about it, if you don't believe me." You sigh, "If she'll even talk to you."

He retches, bending over in the grass again, "I didn't mean too! I was just drunk! A man don't think right when he's got the devil's drink in him."

"I've met a devil. He probably wouldn't take too kindly to you calling it that." You jibe, "Now, like I said, drop outs are not allowed. Starting today, you're going clean."

His shoulders slump and he nods along, "If I did something like that... I may just need it."

"There's the spirit." You cheer him on. "Now, your training will be

>At capsule corp, you might even train with Videl
>Somewhere remote, isolated, but taxing... the tundra up north
>Somewhere calm and peaceful, the Land of Korin
>Write in

>>43391861
>LET'S GO TO SPACE

>>43391766
Not one of the anons you've been responding to, but where there's one paparazzi, there are more. We don't want to appear in the papers either.

>>43391892
Are you kidding? We could be Gorilla Queen Kabuya, terror of the lower classes

>>43391861
>Somewhere calm and peaceful, the Land of Korin

>>43391861
>Somewhere calm and peaceful, the Land of Korin

>>43391861
>Somewhere calm and peaceful, the Land of Korin

>>43391861
>Somewhere calm and peaceful, the Land of Korin

He needs some serious introspection without the threat of slow agonizing death via harsh elements.

>>43391724

Except, you know, you seems to ignore about twenty threads of character development.

Notably, promising to Bulma to not let anger get the better of us and the vision quest inside our mind.

>>43391732

Dude. Kabuya is fucking violent. She has no problem with being so, and no one ask her to be less so.

But there is a difference between being violent and being a shitty bully with too much power.

>>43391944
Paparazzi are bullies who profit off of their bullying.

>>43391861
>At capsule corp, you might even train with Videl
He is not bad person when not drunk. Let's not take away his family time.

Also get his wife some genetically modified senzu beans or something (whatever medical treatment). Put her in regeneration pod or whatever.

>>43391965

Indeed. But leveling a city block because someone's a shit is still not something to do

>>43392016
Hey, the most extreme we voted for was smashing his teeth in with the camera.

>>43391978

Let's just give her a few true senzu beans, or better yet lets see if our White Mage can help her.

>>43391861

>at a place called "Kame House". You might have heard of the guy living here, his name is Master Roshi.

Now, being trained by the former's world strongest is something that'll help his reputation

>>43391861
>We assemble dragon balls to remove disease

Not-Bayonetta and Toma arrive and remind of us of our deal and she dies a natural death

Our best bet would be space-science!

>>43392042
Senzu beans should be kept for emergencies. 1 fighter up and running can save the whole planet from getting blown up.

Besides genetically modified ones are not that bad, so what if she slows down couple of decades later? Still better than death. It not, there is still healing magic, and Alien technology (both healing pods, and cybernetic replacment parts).

>>43392128
Dude, let's just kill not-Bayonetta. Problem solved.

>>43392128
Don't speak of her, She never existed.

>>43392042
I'm down with taking her to our white mage. She's not a bad person and she deserves a chance, plus I don't want little videl to be sad.

>>43392133

That's why I was suggesting to have our friend Dende look at her.

We need to spend some time with the Namekians, though.

>>43392128

We promised her to let her use the Namekian balls, not the Earth ones.

>>43392128
What deal? Who is this Not-Bayonetta?

>>43392176
>She's not a bad person
I beg to differ, She's been nothing but a bitch to us and insulted our family.

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>>43392208
DO NOT SPEAK OF IT ANY MORE.

>>43392159
>>43392170
>>43392208

C'mon guys, it's not that bad.

Though, would it help if Chuckles just retconed her picture?

>>43392236
It is that bad. let us never speak of it again.

>>43392210

That doesn't make her a bad person. Chichi did the same, on our first metting.

>>43392236
No, It never existed, End of story.

>>43392236
No, we don't have time for his lamebrained OC that only served to frustrate us on Namek due to us not being able to punt Frieza's head into space the longer we talked with her.

>>43392210
Just because she's been rude doesn't mean she isn't a good person. The disease has probably got her in a depression, she's lashing out.

>>43392254

I really don't get the salt.

>>43392274
kato pulls that shit all the time and no one loses their mind like you do

>>43392299
Shut up Chuckles. We know its you defending your OC.

>>43392299
People lose their mind all the time in that quest, quit lying.

>>43392299
>kato pulls that shit all the time and no one loses their mind like you do
That's a fucking good one! People do all the time, Now shut the fuck up Chuckles.

>>43392316
Every quest has it's madness...

"I'm taking you to the land of Korin. You need peace and calm, far from any liquor stores." You jerk your finger at the door, "Say your goodbyes for now."

He timidly knocks on the door, mumbling something indiscernible about getting better, before he shuffles back to you.

You heft him under the arms and take him to the air, heading due west, after stopping for a few supplies.

You set him down, tossing down a folding tent, some matches and an axe. "You can get clean out hear Mark. You even have a chance to grow stronger, physically and mentally. Don't waste it."

He nods glumly, sitting on a rock. "Yes ma'am."

You just shake your head, "No you don't. No sitting around and feeling sorry for yourself." You pick him up, pointing at the horizon. "About two hundred miles south of here is a tower that reaches into the sky. You're going to reach it by the end of the week."

He gapes at you. "Two hundred? I can't do that? These are all glamour muscles!"

You give him a grin, slinging the tent across his shoulders, "Well then, better get working on the real ones. Time to sweat all that booze out Mark!" He gapes at you for a few more moments, until you firmly repeat, "One week!"

He takes off at a sprint, crashing through the forest loudly. You should check up on him every two days. That should do it.

You watch him crash through the forest for a little while longer, before heading back towards the city.

It does seem like Miguel could use a hand...

>Take her to Dende.
>Ask Korin for a real Senzu
>Use one of Bulma's Senzu, just one won't hurt
>Dragon Balls, should stop anyone else from using them for a while too.
>Write in

>>43392313

Man, you must hate our Space Australian pirate

>>43392352
Not really, she's part of the Tech-tonics, remember?

>>43392346
>>Take her to Dende.

>>43392346
>Take her to Dende.

>>43392346
>Use one of Bulma's Senzu, just one won't hurt

Warn her about side effects before giving it.

>>43392346
>Ask Korin for a real Senzu
We ARE in the land of Korin.

>>43392346
Leave a real senzu bean in her mailbox anonymously

>>43392346
>Ask Bulma if we need SPACE medicine.

>Illnesses aren't generally useful with senzu, and Namekian healing only extends so far.

>Ask Bulma if the dragon balls can cure diseases.

>>43392346

>Take her to Dende.

>We have access to awesome space medicine, thanks to those spaceships we looted. Might as well check if it can help her.

>>43392346
Chuckles, why would you move us back to the city when we were so close to Korin?

>>43392391

We already know the Dragon Balls can cure diseases.

>>43392387
Dude, she'll just throw it off into the lawn, or onto the street.

>>43392346
>Dende and space medicine.

>>43392423
>Magic beans?!

Then it sprouts into a bean stalk and giants attack.

>>43392403

We're heading there, not back yet.

>>43392387
Because you eat beans someone leaves in your mailbox? That is really dumb.

>>43392446
Do... Do you not?

>>43392446
You don't eat random beans in your mailbox?

Anon. You can taste the sound of colors.

>>43392446
>>43392457
>>43392466

This sounds like the start of one of those "girl get drugged and made into a tortured sex slave" despair smut story

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>>43392521

>>43392346
>Take her to Dende.
>Ask Korin for a real Senzu, just in case.

We should have Videl teach Hercule what she's already learn.

Have a good one on one with his daughter and make for his behavior.

Plus Videl could start Korin training.

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You touch down outside the house again, knocking firmly. "What?" Comes a terse reply from inside, the door doesn't open.

"Miguel... I think I know someone that might be able to help with your... condition." You tell her. "I'm not going to misinform you. He's a little green slug boy from space who uses magic. But he's cured dozens of diseases that my daughter's contracted. It might at least be worth a shot."

The door cracks, a chain holding it mostly closed. "Magic?" She scoffs, "I've tried EVERYTHING and you offer me magic? Go fuc-"

"Please? At most it will take a few minutes out of your day? I don't want to see Videl have to deal with your..." You clear your throat, "I like the kid is all."

She sighs, unbolting the door slowly. "Just get it over with. Videl, honey? Mommy's just... stepping out for a while." Silence greets her.

You fly her over to the Briefs greenhouse, her skin feels papery and her bones fragile, like an old woman's, even though she doesn't look too much older than yourself.

Dende is meditating by a small pond, humming too himself quietly. "Goha-? Oh." He tilts his head. "Kabuya."

"Hey Dende, listen... this woman, she could use some help. Do you think you could give healing her a chance?"

He rolls his sleeves up, "It's what I do." He informs you confidently. "Just take a seat and give me your hand."

Miguel follows orders, rolling her eyes impatiently, but she does seem impressed when Dende hands start glowing.

They sit their like that, Dende intently silent for a nearly twenty minutes, before Dende finally lets her go, staggering backwards. "As far as I can tell, she's all better. Throw her in that healing tank thing you have and her physical condition should improve quickly. Only a few hours each day though... too much and her body might adapt to it."

Miguel stares at her hands in wonder, "I'm- Just like that? Twenty minutes with some freaky green kid and I'm cured? What's the catch?"

Dende scowls at that, but shakes his head, "No catch. I actually enjoy helping people." He gives you a sidelong look, "I'm glad to see not all the locals disagree with me.

"You're a good kid Dende." You pat his head, "Now come on Miguel, I can take you to our healing chamber."

She stands unsteadily, shaking as you walk her to the lab and help her inside, giving her a brief moment to change into some more water resistant clothes, you set the mask and close the pod, leaving her to heal.

Dende stares up at her, "If... give it a week, if she shows no signs of improvement, then it's come back. If that's the case it's something genetic, and there's nothing I can do. All I do is return the body to it's original condition, but if that original condition is already harmful to itself...." He shakes his head.

Well, Miguel's got a few hours of resting to do...

>Go see Nappa, he's got some explaining to do.
>Thanks Dende, want a reward?
>Pick up Videl, tell her the good news.
>Other

>>43392820
>>Other
Training time!

>>43392820
>Thanks Dende, want a reward?
>Pick up Videl, tell her the good news.
>Go see Nappa, he's got some explaining to do.

>>43392820
>Thanks Dende, want a reward?
"You want me to use my godmother powers to get you time with Gohan?"
>Pick up Videl, tell her the good news.
>Korin training with her old man

Nappa

>Just business baby!

>>43392820
>Go see Nappa
>Pick up Videl
>Talk to bulma see if she'd like to help. We've got the resources, and hey if it's gentic we'll just have to develope a treatment for it.

>>43392850
Nappa did nothing wrong. All serials and movies end sometime.

>>43392820
>>43392871
Supporting! Dende x Gohan One Tragic Pairing

>>43392927
Yeah but we can still talk to him.

>>43392820

>>Thanks Dende, want a reward?

I'm not sure telling Videl now would be too soon.

>>43392943
We should get him to train Kuriza, help him control his third form through illusion shape-shifting and then when he's fine with that, trying to master it for real with us.

He could teach him some cool moves too.

>>43392972

Nappa is pretty busy.

>>43392820
>Go see Nappa, he's got some explaining to do.
>Thanks Dende, want a reward?

I'm thinking that we shouldn't tell Videl about this until we know of Miguel's condition for sure. And even then, it should probably be Miguel who does it, as she's Videl's mother and all.

>>43392820
>Go see Nappa, he's got some explaining to do.
>Pick up Videl, tell her the good news.

>>43392927
Indeed, doesn't mean we can't get his side of this.

>>43392820
>Other: Thank Dende, see how Risel is doing with the legal defense of Earth, and if the TechTonics can help out with their knowledge and access to GP law books
The good news would be premature, and the show ending isn't Nappa's fault.

Though maybe we should actually read the Owner's Manual for the regeneration pod so we can see if it has a Gene Therapy Mode.

writing

If the gpd are really insistent on trying to punish us just because were saiyan then we'll end them like we did Freeza.

>>43392800
Very good points made here >>43393011 , supporting.

>>43393119
Anon, we'll with them, but tone down the edge.

Would it help or hurt Kuriza to drink the Ultra Divine Water?

He'd have to pass the test and face the Darkness but it could help him control his final form.

>>43393159
We weren't the ones threatening to wipe out an entire planet. They were, that makes them as bad as freeza in my books.

>>43393212
Which is why we wont be as edgy as Frieza if and when they need to be slapped back into sense.

>>43393159

To be fair, dealing with them like we did with Freezer isn't really edgy. If they're dead set on destroying a planet because of they're shitting their pants about Saiyan, they're no better than him.

On the other hand, I don't think they'll go so far

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You clap Dende on the back as you follow him. "Thanks kid, you want a reward?" You give him a nudge, "If you want, I could use my godmother powers to get you some... one on one time with Gohan? You guys haven't been hanging out much lately."

Dende hangs his head, mumbling and kicking a shoe in the dirt. Heh. "Mmmmaybe, we could just get a bigger pond in the greenhouse? Or some local frogs? I miss the Namekian frogs...."

You nod, "I'll see what I can do. Now, one last favour, I have to go see a certain bald giant. Can you call up Tore and her crew, just in case? See if they know anything about any gene therapy modes for regeneration tanks?" He nods and you rub his head a final time.

You double check where Nappa lives with Bulma, flying over one of the tallest buildings in the city and.... of course. He's bought out a penthouse suite from a luxury hotel, even installed a deck that bolts into the side of the hotel. Complete with a glass bottom pool and connecting hot tub, littered with mirrors, pool tables, personal bars and workout gear, blaring some awful techno mix.

The whole place just screams "NAPPA!" at you loud enough to give you a headache.

You touch down by the hot tub, finding the bald giant and a guest occupying it. "What up sis?" Tights greets, reclining in a bubble stream, both of them smoking cigars. "Guess who just sold her first screenplay for 500 million?"

She clinks glasses with Nappa and they both knock back some whiskey.

"And guess who's the star?" Nappa adds, staring over some reflective shades.

>Oh, please don't tell me Nappa's going to be my brother in law.
>Seen Mark lately Nappa?
>Congrats on the sell, this place is... expensive looking.
>Write in

>>43393253
>Congrats on the sell, this place is... expensive looking.

>>43393201
Hurt. It releases the power in your body, and if your body cant handle it, you go boom. He just needs to train his body till he can handle the power.

>>43393253
>Congrats on the sell, this place is... expensive looking.
>Seen Mark lately Nappa?

>>43393253
> Seen Mark lately Nappa?

I'm okay with Nappa as a BL.

>>43393253
>I guess Tights and Nappa...

>>43393253

>Congrats on the sell, this place is... expensive looking.
>>Seen Mark lately Nappa?

>>43393253
>Seen Mark lately Nappa?
>Congrats on the sell, this place is... expensive looking.

You know, I wouldn't be surprised if Satan blew up his chances due to personal problems

>>43393317
O come on Nappa is the perfect man. Pretty, strong, rich, and just smart enough to not do dumb things, but not smart enough to not be played by woman.

>>43393370
What? It was a response to Tight's "Guess who" and Nappa's "Guess who"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avHy3SLlEVY

>>43393370

>just smart enough to not do dumb things

Anon...

>>43393253
>Congrats on the sell, this place is... expensive looking.
>Write in
"So what happened with that TV show you were doing?"

>>43393253
>Congrats on the sell, this place is... expensive looking.
>Seen Mark lately Nappa?

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You pretend to consider it for a second, "Hmm, I guess Tights and Nappa."

Tights gives a drunken laugh while Nappa snaps his fingers in your direction, "Ayyyy. Got it one. One step closer to stardom baby!"

You glance around again, resisting the urge to cover your ears, "Well, congrats on the sell, this place is..." It's not nice, "Expensive looking." You finish.

You squat down by the edge of the tub, "Say, Nappa, you seen your buddy Mark lately?"

Nappa takes a very long moment to think about that, topping his drink off again. "Nope, can't say I've seen him since last season wrapped. With looks like his, I'm sure he can go far. Bet he could make it to public cable late night."

Tights slaps him disapprovingly, but Nappa doesn't seem to get why. "Well, he's not actually doing so great at the moment Nappa. He seems desperately out of work, tried to mug me last night. I've put him on a good path again... but maybe you could go talk to him, he could use some friendship."

Nappa shrugs, "Yeah sure, next time I have a day off shooting."

You glance down at the hot tub as he knocks back another glass, then exchange a look with Tights.

After a short silence, Tights finally breaks it. "Oh for goodness sake Nappa, go see him now!" She groans.

He grumbles a little, water splashing out of the tub and over your shoes as he stands. You point him in the right direction and he takes off, heading straight down. "Is he taking a sports car?" You ask Tights as the vehicle roars down the street.

"Nappa likes fast cars and fast women." Tights rolls her eyes. "Playboy lifestyle, all that funk." She hurriedly reaches over and grabs a remote, shutting the music off. Peaceful silence rolls over the penthouse, and you take a moment to appreciate it.

>Any word from Jaco, or Ris?
>Any plans now you're rich Tights?
>So are you and Nappa....
>Write in

>>43393679
>Any word from Jaco, or Ris?
>Any plans now you're rich Tights?

>>43393679
>>So are you and Nappa....
>>Any word from Jaco, or Ris?
>>Any plans now you're rich Tights?

>>43393679
>So you and Nappa huh? Could do worse, I guess.
>Rich now, any plans?
>Whats the word?

>>43393679
>Any word from Jaco, or Ris?
>Any plans now you're independently rich, Tights?

>>43393679
>Any word from Jaco, or Ris?
>Any plans now you're rich Tights?

We (or Nappa, or whoever) should teach Tights how to fly and stuff.

>>43393922
We could become a jet racer as a hobby.

>>43393922
God, you're so annoying with your constant attempts to get people to exercise. Is your endgame here to open up a gym? Is that what you want when you play as a Space Monkey?

>>43393922

Bulma still doesn't know how to do this.

>>43394010
Not that Anon, but opening a Saiyan Cultural Center (complete with a full bar, grill, and karaoke) was my idea. It'd be nice to open up a school at some point.

>>43394010
You're right, we should get back to important things, like tail-sex with Bulma.

>>43394064
And?

>>43394075
Sounds cool. Will it have its own game reserve to hunt dinosaurs on as well?

>>43394094

>And?

And it's one of the few martial arts things she was interested in learning.

>>43394130
It's one of the few martial arts things we've badgered her into. She already said she'd be fine with the many flying machines she carries on her at all times.

>>43394094
Dunno anon. Never played a game about hunting dinosaurs, but if everyone likes the idea and thinks it'd work with the character, why not?

>>43394151
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Game_reserve

Also, you've never played a Jurassic Park game at the arcade?

"You had any word from Jaco, or Ris for that matter?" You ask. That hot tub is mildly tempting actually.

You slip off your shoes and let them soak as Tights checks her datapad. "Let's see... Jaco says... he actually wants to meet you guys, once you're all together in one place." She frowns, "That sounds more murdery than he probably intended." A few more swipes and... "Oh and Risel says they should only be gone a month or so, relativistically. Man FTL screws with your brain, huh?"

You nod, "Tell me about it, think I'm... three years younger than I'm supposed to be? Maybe four?" You shrug, "Oh well."

Tights grunts in agreement, "A little birdie tells me that Saiyans stay in their prime well into their seventies anyway. No such luxury for humans."

You can't help but snicker a little, that's basically how Bulma introduced the idea of Bra way back when.

"Well... any plans now that you've made it big on your own work?" You ask, stealing Nappa's drink.

Tights thumbs through her pad for a few more seconds. "I dunno, actually. My book deals just tied up in paperwork, but it seems like it's gonna get published... I'm rich and successful by earth standards... Might go to space again." She shoots you a wink, "I'm technically a Galactic Patrolwoman myself you know? Mostly that just means Jaco takes me for ride alongs... has been doing less of that, ever since he got engaged though." She gives a laugh, "Technically it's a shotgun wedding. She's pregnant, but their species gestates for eight years."

"Eight years?" Ugh, that sounds... uncomfortably long.

"Another little bird tells me that you're planning for another kid?" Tights presses, a knowing smirk on her face. "Another little niece, I'm assuming? Given the whole... chromosonal issue."

>Another girl, yes.
>I'm sure there's some way for a nephew to happen. A son could be fun.
>I'll leave it to Bulma, I'll love them either way.

>>43394180
>>I'll leave it to Bulma, I'll love them either way.
Can we have this one?

>>43394180
>I'll leave it to Bulma, I'll love them either way.

>>43394180
>"I'll leave it to Bulma, I'll love them either way."
>Notice Tights' dick
>"Or maybe a close family member could..."
>Show her how long we can hold our breath

>>43394180
I'll leave it to Bulma to decide the sex, but I want to carry this one.

>>43394205
>wanting Kabu to have the kid
>with androids running around and Cell about to drop any day now

>>43394180
>>I'll leave it to Bulma, I'll love them either way.

>>43394205

After the androids are dealt with, sure

>>43394237
There are other saiyans around, we dont have to handle everything on our own.

There's no reason that you can't make a male. Use the Y from her dad or from goku/raditz. After all, there's no exchange of genetic info on that chromosome, and any variations come from mutation.

>>43394180
>I'm sure there's some way for a nephew to happen. A son could be fun.

>>43394232
>Holding breath underwater
>Getting pregnant

Anon, what grade did you get in biology?

>>43394180
>>I'll leave it to Bulma, I'll love them either way.

Gender doesn't matter as much.I don't mind daughters.

>>43394318
"knowledgeable of foreplay"

Is our son going to be a fop?

>>43394318
Well, we could get a sample from her real quick, and then store it in Nappa's drinking container

>>43394180
>I'll leave it to Bulma, I'll love them either way.

>>43394318
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Hold+Breath&utm_source=search-action

>>43394180
>I'll leave it to Bulma, I'll love them either way.

>>43394318

>Doggy style in the pool

I wouldn't want to be the paramedic who see the result.

>>43394457
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dog_paddle

>>43394376
Wait, "sample"? Are you planning on getting Bulma preggers with Tights' son?

>>43394376
We ain't giving birth to anything related to Nappa.

>>43394488
... that's right. We can't do that. Time for vaginal, I suppose.

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You shrug, "I'll leave it to Bulma. If she can figure out some way to have a boy, I'd be fine with it. But I'd love them either way."

Tights nods along, "Fair." She screws up her face. "Two little abominations to nature, huh? Suprised the good old slug man in the sky isn't pissed off about that. Didn't he seal some crazy scientists doom fortress in ice for doing something like that?"

Oh yeah... "We killed that guy, after he kidnapped Bulma and Master Roshi." You give a shrug, "Probably because he was breeding a super army, while we actually love our kids."

Tights smirks, "And I'm sure it's got nothing to do with wanting to see a bunch of Saiyan descendants scurrying around." Her datapad pings, "Oh! Nappa's messaging me... he got lost at Korin's tower."

"Just tell him to use his scouter." You advise, stretching out of the water. "Well, it's been fun tights, but I got someone to drag out of a pod of magical space SPUG."

"I hope that's not a euphemism about my sister." She groans.

"It's not." You give her a grin, "Though last night, I got this police girl outfit and-"

Tights claps her hands over her ears, "LALALALALA!" She gives you a grin, "Seeya round Kabs."

You have a little fun, testing your reaction as you leave, vaulting off the railing you hurtle downwards, testing yourself, you fall right towards traffic, hear some screams as they watch you fall, before you lower your arms and bring yourself to a dead halt, inches from the ground.

Still got it Kabs.

You take off at a run, making quick time back to Capsule Corp, you fetch Miguel out of the pod. She already looks a little healthier, colour in her cheeks, and a small amount of muscle on her bone.

"Mrs Briefs..." She coughs, snorting some of the SPUG out of her nose. "I... Thank you. I'm sorry for how I behaved to you... and your family."

>Think nothing of it.
>Yeah, you kinda owe me.
>Don't thank me til we know it sticks.
>Write in

>>43394544
>>Think nothing of it.

>>43394232
Does Tights have a dick? She IS hot, and unmarried.

>>43394180
>examine more closely Tights' business down there

>>43394544
>Don't thank me til we know it sticks.
>Write in: Eh, you thought you were dying. Getting pissy is normal; I should know. Been on both sides of that.

>>43394544
>Think nothing of it.

>Don't thank me til we know it sticks.
What is her sickness anyway? We should had asked her before trying to heal her.

>>43394502
Other choices are Raditz, Goku and Tarble. Face it Nappa is best choice.

>>43394544
"Come back in a week or so, so we can do a secondary scan to make sure it's not genetic. Either way enjoy the time you have."

>>43394544
>>Think nothing of it.
>>Don't thank me til we know it sticks.

>We all have our bad moments, don't worry.

>>43394568

Why would Tights have a dick, anon?

>>43394544
>Don't thank me till we know it sticks. What exactly were you sick with?

>>43394592
Bulma is best choice.

>>43394601
Also eat some protein shake and supplements, and stuff. You gotta build your body back up.

>>43394659
It apears as though they are obsessed with dick girls (Tights doesn't have a dick.) I say we ignore that anon.

>>43394659
We don't know for sure if she does or does not have one until we pat it down

>>43394723
Bulma is extremely jelly. Don't grope her sister.

>>43394723
No

>>43394544
>Don't thank me til we know it sticks.
>I'm sorry about allowing Videl to have too much candy. It's not a problem for Saiyans. And I'll try to see what I can do about that bank robbery.

>>43394723
If she does have a dick, easy way to get a closely-related-to-wife son.

>>43394759
>And I'll try to see what I can do about that bank robbery.
Fuck no, That ain't our goddamn problem.

>>43394763
She doesn't though. Calling her a "she" kinda makes that obvious. Please just go back to /d/.

>>43394797
Hey, why else do you think she's been caste out of the family? Obviously because of her dick and gender identity, y'know.

>>43394792
We can see if it's fucked with the city. If you don't want to, you don't have to.

>>43394792
No one cares about the bank robbery.

>>43394759

Why should we do anything about the bank robbery? We may not be friend with Launch, but since she doesn't bother us when we're having fun we have no reason to bother her when she's having it.

>>43394818
She isn't caste out of the family. You just be dumb now.

>>43394835
Bulma's rich and if it's seriously fucked with the city, we can help (and no, I'm not suggesting giving our money away). That doesn't fuck with Launch, anon.

>>43394835
I agree let Launch do what she do.