FIRST POST

>>43337129
<<I've lost time and time again...>>
<<But now, I've finally won.>>

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“They were talking about, uh. there was a fight and youkindofswordedpeopleand-” Willie's frightened voice diminishes into an unintelligible murmur.

“There was a fight, yeah,” you verify, limping into the kitchen and taking out your painkillers. The heavy opiate-based shit tends to dull your mind, but with the new gash on your leg and the exertion placed on your wounded thigh last night, you need it. To say nothing of the damn hangover. Naka really did a number on you, in more ways than one. You pop half the recommended dose - just to take the edge off. “So what of it, Willie?”

“You were... scary.”

“What, is Sendai telling tall tales?”

“It's the video-”

You hear Willie flailflop off the other side of the bed when your water glass clatters against the countertop. Sticking your head out of the kitchenette you find her folded in two and quite stuck between the bed and wall.

“What did you just say?”

Willie's butt just sinks deeper into the crevice as she whimpers fearfully.

[ ] Start calling people till you find out what the hell is going on.
[ ] Head right for the office - there's going to be hell to pay following everything that happened last night.
[ ] Let the goddamn PR people do their jobs for once - straight to work. You've got botes to supervise.

>>43337142
>[ ] Head right for the office - there's going to be hell to pay following everything that happened last night.

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>>43337142
>[ ] Let the goddamn PR people do their jobs for once - straight to work. You've got botes to supervise.

CAN'T STOP
WON'T STOP

>>43337142
>[x] Let the goddamn PR people do their jobs for once - straight to work. You've got botes to supervise.
Let PR do their jobs, we need to make sure that the security leaks get plugged and that all internal threats to them are dealt with.

>>43337142
>[ X ] Let the goddamn PR people do their jobs for once - straight to work. You've got botes to supervise.

>>43337142
[x] Start calling people till you find out what the hell is going on.
And check our goddamned email on our phone, because if there is an email there from the CNO, we should answer it first before going to the office.

And at least if we phone people now, they can't all jump us at once at the office.

>>43337142
>[x] Start calling people till you find out what the hell is going on.

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

>>43337142
>Tell Willie it's okay, she did nothing wrong.
and
[ ] Let the goddamn PR people do their jobs for once - straight to work. You've got botes to supervise.

>>43337142
>Let the goddamn PR people do their jobs for once - straight to work. You've got botes to supervise.
But give Goto a call before we head out

>>43337142
>[ ] Start calling people till you find out what the hell is going on.

>>43337169
This is wildly out of date. Arizona should be in the negatives now.

>>43337169
>>43337181
>>43337195
>>43337220
Letting PR deal with it means ignoring the security breach in favor of supervising the boats, and ignoring whatever hell is about to descend on us from Admiral Thomas and the CNO.

>>43337142
>text Naka for guidance. She's in the limelight, surely she has some tips for avoiding anymore gaffs.

>>43337142
[ ] Start calling people till you find out what the hell is going on.

MAEK PHON CAL

>>43337245
>Implying I've been making a goddamn tally

>>43337142
>[ ] Start calling people till you find out what the hell is going on.

>>43337142
>>43337233
>Call Goto, he's got over a year's experience with being a functioning alcoholic admiral

>>43337142
>[x] Start calling people till you find out what the hell is going on.

Naka.

We need *help*.

>>43337142
[X] Start calling people till you find out what the hell is going on.
[X} Reassure the Willie D

>>43337142
>[ ] Let the goddamn PR people do their jobs for once - straight to work. You've got botes to supervise.
No, fuck this, we are not dealing. Not our job, not our problem.

>>43337142
>[Z] Start calling people till you find out what the hell is going on.

INTELLIGENCE IS KEY, SNAKE. THERE'S NO TELLING WHAT'S GOING ON NOW.

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>>43337142
>[ ] Let the goddamn PR people do their jobs for once - straight to work. You've got botes to supervise.
Still, make one or two calls just to get on speed. With the video and with everything else.

>>43337142
>[ ] Start calling people till you find out what the hell is going on.
Preferably Goto

[X] Start calling people till you find out what the hell is going on.

[ ] call Kongo, we need a wakeup DESS

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[x] Call our secretary.

We should talk to her in more ways than one.

>>43337142
>[ ] Start calling people till you find out what the hell is going on.

Can't we have some normal command problems, damnit? Like walking in on our sailors fucking in a wardroom or some shit?

>>43337142
[ ] I want to get off Mr. Murphy's Wild Ride.

We need to apologize to Arizona having a warship pissed at us is not a good idea

>>43337364
We accepted this shit when we signed on for this posting

..I wonder if Settle was laughing/shouting like a madman during the fight without realizing it. He's done it in the CiC before

>>43337364
We're in charge of warships that have come back as cute girls. These are our normal problems.

>>43337364
...given who our sailors ARE, I think that might be more problematic than you think.

>>43337142
>[X] Start calling people till you find out what the hell is going on.

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>these last threads
It's like destiny wants to fuck with us like a denbt-unpaying journo.

>>43337142
>[X] Start calling people till you find out what the hell is going on.

>>43337414
He was talking in ancient languages probably.

That, or italian.

>>43337364
>inb4 we go visit Naka and catch her making out with Harder

>>43337364
>Hamp and Hornet get caught fucking
>Two ship spirits in human form fucking like people and possibly procreating finally cuts through the "look the other way, don't think about it" mentality
>Massive embarrassing spoopy science migranes

>>43337142
>[ ] Start calling people till you find out what the hell is going on.

>>43337476
>>43337478
The way Settle is with the ships it's be like walking in on your adult kids with their partners

>>43337142
>[ ] Start calling people till you find out what the hell is going on.

>>43337476
>in b4 we go visit Hamp and catch him making out with Harder
>and Kitakami taking photos through the window

>>43337414
>"Settle,remember how Northampton said you summoned him just by shouting?"
>"Yes....?"
>"Wanna see who you summoned during your fight?"

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Atago when.

So, is base security handled solely by the USN, or is it a joint duty with JMSDF where they secure their kanmusu and we secure our hulls? If the latter, who runs the checkpoints onto the base?

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votes... called.

So why is a video of us getting assaulted by two yakuza assassins and winning a bad thing?

I hope they play it on repeat for the guy Naka hospitalized.

>>43337142
First,
>[x] Pull Willie out from between the bed and wall.
then
>[x] Start calling people till you find out what the hell is going on.

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>>43337589
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOz3V-EcJkw

>>43337538
He's mentioned earlier that both have some responsibilities, which is part of how Yaks have been getting on base in the first place
>Yaks on base
I'm imagining a Yak-9K sneaking in to wreck shit with its 45mm gun

>>43337263
Or, maybe it means acknowledging that we are an admiral, a big-picture guy, with people to delegate responsibilities to, and we can't do everything ourselves like some kind of anime protagonist.

Y'know, like recent threads have been trying to hammer into us.

>>43337589
Soooo... Either Tatsuta wants to marry Settle's murderskills, or is pissed we shanked her Yak lackeys

>Naka got into a fight with her room and lost
>Fucked angle, broken fingers, ragged cuts
>Healed up enough within a few days that Harder didn't notice
Hm

>>43337142
>[ ] Let the goddamn PR people do their jobs for once - straight to work. You've got botes to supervise.

>>43337263
>Letting PR deal with it means ignoring the security breach in favor of supervising the boats,
You mean our goddamn job?

Also we called it in. They have people for this kind of thing specifically.

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So, who got the video?

Any bets?

>>43337602
>First,
>>[x] Pull Willie out from between the bed and wall.
I support this. If we don't, she'll find a way to have a magazine explosion in our bedroom.

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>>43337429
Destiny, Planefag, same difference.

>>43337596
We have been nothing but nice to Willie aside from siccing desdev6 on her.

However it was shot or what the fuck ever Settle was subconciously doing or acting like, it makes Willie scared shitless of us.

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>>43337654
>Naka got into a fight with her room and lost
That made me laugh more than it should have.

So for those of you who don't know. The fat greek has an ask account.

http://ask.fm/planefag

He is open for all questions. Have at him.

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>>43337678
There's one obvious choice.

>>43337142
>[ ] Let the goddamn PR people do their jobs for once - straight to work. You've got botes to supervise.

let's delegate for once. We can't do everything.

>>43337142
>[ ] Start calling people till you find out what the hell is going on.
Maybe also ask Willie why she's here in the room other than to just be scared of Settle

This could be a positive - if Settle destroying the yaks hit the 'net than that could earn him some serious credibility. In other words, Willie's reaction may be the opposite of everyone else. Wouldn't be the first time...

Who is on babysitting the Admiral duty today? Because, we royally pissed of Arizona.

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>>43337687
>a magazine explosion
We call those "Mutsu moments".

>>43337596
Well, if the vid was released without knowing/telling it was yaks, wouldn't it seem like Settle killed 2 JMSDF soldiers since they were in disguise?

>>43337596
It's a good thing until you realize that the admiral was defending himself with an illegal weapon.

>>43337755
Imagine the shitposting on /k/

Also we should thank Hate again for tge sword

>>43337768
Willie, obviously.

Be afraid.

Be VERY afraid.

>>43337731
Nigga literally everyone has seen that video. This is fact. Don't even need proof. Having a good idea of what people think of you is pretty important to interacting with them.

Can't wait till Tenryu watches the video.

>>43337786
Especially since she never lost a crew member.

>>43337755
>Implying good things in Kant-O-Hell Quest
Nah, knowing our luck the video's gone viral as something like "VIOLENT YANKEE ADMIRAL KILLS TWO UPSTANDING SECURITY OFFICERS RESISTING ARREST, REMOVE GAIJIN RESTORE NIPPON!"

>>43337779
>the admiral was defending himself with an illegal weapon.
Oh no! The guy in charge of warships is also armed with a medieval metal poking stick! That would never get swept under the rug.

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>>43337786
What could happen that'd be worse than yesterday?

>>43337768
>>43337786
>>43337810
Sendai. Her boiler went doki-doki after Settle got double-teamed.

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Why do you people think that Arizona is going to go from near head over heels for Settle to hating his guts over one fucking argument?
Arguments can ruin relationships, but this was a single incident between two people with a lot of respect and admiration for each other.

>>43337843
She'll ambush us into Night Battle instead of Naka then?

>>43337864
They're stuck in thinking that this is a VN with flags and discrete routes

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>>43337864
>implying IRL knowledge
Where do you think you are?

>>43337621
>wreck shit with its 45mm gun
>45mm
That's only medium AA in Naval terms. Bofors 40mms came in mounts of four.

>>43337876
MURDERBONER, DE GOZARU

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Here's a leaked photograph of our ship idol Naka-chan in her element!

>>43337721
http://ask.fm/planefag/answer/132069730528

>Higgins: [where are you sempai it's dark sempai help sem]

Goddamnit... ;_;

>Sneak attacks survived:
>Arizona: 0
>Shoukaku: 0
>Settle: 1

>>43337934
>poor timing

>>43337934
>Naka has had enough of your shit.

>>43337892
So, like the part in the route where you piss of the girl and make up with her later right?

>>43337934
Oh, Naka won't be too happy you posted this...

>>43337934
Naka Goto and Settle should hit up some bars sometime.

>>43337830
I'm sure Goto can just write 'Yankee admirals with less than two stars must carry sword canes' into his standing orders and then backdate it.

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>>43337678
Poi

>>43337934

DEM CHEEKS THO

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Pulling your smartphone off its charger (you're amazed you thought to plug it in before crashing, all things told,) you tap the screen shortcut for Naka's number. The phone rings and rings and rings till she finally picks up. “Good morning, Admiral Settle~”

“Uh, good morning, Naka,” you say awkwardly. Her tone is a little too bright, considering what passed between you last night. “Uh, you been to breakfast yet-”

“No.”

“Oh, damn.” You sigh. “Guess I'll head to mess and dive into the scuttlebutt myself, then-”

“Settle.”

“Yeah?”

Naka's voice falters and fades. “I...” you hear her take a small, unsteady breath. “I would like to formally tender my resignation,” she says, her voice so soft you can barely hear it - and then she hangs up.

Your hand drops to your side, squeezing the smartphone till the case starts to flex, a fresh pressure building in your head. It feels like a mental scream, no sense or substance, just a raw upwelling of frustration.

[ ] Head to mess. Get some goddamn breakfast, read the atmosphere, maybe find Hate.
[ ] The shipgirl dorms aren't far from here - go ask Jintsuu to check in on Naka. Naka's probably self-conscious after spilling her guts to you, is all.
[ ] Looks like you slept in. Head right to work - the destroyers are supposed to be doing land and sea exercises today, according to your schedule.

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>>43337950

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>>43337950
That was low.

>>43338000
>[ ] Head to mess. Get some goddamn breakfast, read the atmosphere, maybe find Hate.

>>43337678
Nice pointsu.

>>43338000
>[ ] Head to mess. Get some goddamn breakfast, read the atmosphere, maybe find Hate.
Breakfast before anything. It's gonna be a looong day...

>>43338000
>[ ] The shipgirl dorms aren't far from here - go ask Jintsuu to check in on Naka. Naka's probably self-conscious after spilling her guts to you, is all.

Of course we would have no fucking clue how bad a state Naka is in right now.

>>43338000
>[ ] Looks like you slept in. Head right to work - the destroyers are supposed to be doing land and sea exercises today, according to your schedule.

>>43338000
>[ ] The shipgirl dorms aren't far from here - go ask Jintsuu to check in on Naka. Naka's probably self-conscious after spilling her guts to you, is all.

Then
[ ] Head to mess. Get some goddamn breakfast, read the atmosphere, maybe find Hate.
Take care of yourself first.

>>43338000
>[X] Head to mess. Get some goddamn breakfast, read the atmosphere, maybe find Hate.
Time to bite the bullet, and the bacon.

>>43338000
>[ ] Head to mess. Get some goddamn breakfast, read the atmosphere, maybe find Hate.

>>43338000
>[ ] The shipgirl dorms aren't far from here - go ask Jintsuu to check in on Naka. Naka's probably self-conscious after spilling her guts to you, is all.

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>>43338000
>Naka's probably self-conscious after spilling her guts to you, is all.

>>43338000

[Z] Head to mess. Get some goddamn breakfast, read the atmosphere, maybe find Hate.

ALSO DOUBLE-TRIPS, CHECK 'EM

>>43338000
>[ ] First off, free Willie. And try not to make a movie joke as you do.
THEN
>[ ] The shipgirl dorms aren't far from here - go ask Jintsuu to check in on Naka. Naka's probably self-conscious after spilling her guts to you, is all.

>>43338000
>[ ] Head to mess. Get some goddamn breakfast, read the atmosphere, maybe find Hate.
Food and coffee first, we can talk to Naka later when we have more intelligence.

>>43338043
Getting Jintsuu to check in on Naka won't work. Naka only shows her non-bubbly-idol side to us. We should call her back and invite her to breakfast.

>>43338000
>[ ] Head to mess. Get some goddamn breakfast, read the atmosphere, maybe find Hate.

Goddammit stupid fucking boats. We can slap nakas stupid bollios after we get breakfast

>>43338000
>[ ] Head to mess. Get some goddamn breakfast, read the atmosphere, maybe find Hate.

Running on empty is never a good idea, and even worse idea now.

>>43338000
>[ ] Looks like you slept in. Head right to work - the destroyers are supposed to be doing land and sea exercises today, according to your schedule.
We need to decompress from all this bullshit, and Settle strikes me as the kind of guy who'd find going through routine scheduled work to be a load off.

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>>43338018
>>43337950

>>43338000
>other
I suspect that Naka's feeling guilty for letting Settle walk out trashed and almost get himself killed. We need to make it clear, RFN, that she's not at fault - and that we do NOT accept her fucking resignation!

>>43338055
>biting the bacon
Dude, that can kill you. In 2017 the Navy has gone vegan like the faggots they are.

>>43338000
>[X] Head to mess. Get some goddamn breakfast, read the atmosphere, maybe find Hate.

>>43337950
oh fuck it my sides you bastard

>>43338000
>[x] Get food, call Hate and tell him to check on Naka, get to work.
Because multitasking isn't a thing or anything.

>>43338000
>[x] The shipgirl dorms aren't far from here - go ask Jintsuu to check in on Naka. Naka's probably self-conscious after spilling her guts to you, is all.
fuck

>>43338000
>[ ] Head to mess. Get some goddamn breakfast, read the atmosphere, maybe find Hate. Then - go ask Jintsuu to check in on Naka. Also text Naka "Fuck No".

>>43338093
Then take her and Willie to breakfast. Food solves many things.

>>43338000
>[ ] The shipgirl dorms aren't far from here - go ask Jintsuu to check in on Naka. Naka's probably self-conscious after spilling her guts to you, is all.

>>43337934
>>43337951
>>43337966
>Implying we don't need to give Naka MORE shit to deal with
The facade is coming undone gentlemen. The harder we push, the sooner she actually ousts herself as having serious issues to close acquaintances.

Then we can really start to fix her without metagaming. Think of it like ripping off a bandaid.

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>>43338110
>sending Hate

>>43338000
Gonna have to second >>43338076
As bad as things are we can't just leave Willie. God knows what damage she might cause to our apartment.

>>43338000
>[ ] Head to mess. Get some goddamn breakfast, read the atmosphere, maybe find Hate.

Also extricate Daughteru from behind the bed.

>>43338147
We can rebuild her. We can make her better, stronger, faster.

We have the technology.

>>43338202
Do you really expect anything better of us?
DO YOU?

>>43338110
>>43338202
Why not send Harder then.

>>43338000
>call Harder and get the skinny on what's-what with Naka.

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>>43338229

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>>43337934
nuinui when?

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>>43338202
>pity party where they both argue about who's the most useless fuckup

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>>43338210
This. Don't leave a daughteru behind to save another.

>>43338229
>>43338235
hardermind

>>43338246
The obviously correct choice here is to send Sendai.

>>43338253
You tell us.

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>>43338253

YOUR MEDDLING SANK SWQ WITH THE CONSTANT CAST INFLATION YOU FORCED ME INTO

I WILL NOT LISTEN TO YOUR SEDUCTIVE LIES!

>>43338246
Hey, he probably cares about her more than most we could send, even if he won't admit it.

>>43338000
>[X] Head to mess. Get some goddamn breakfast, read the atmosphere, maybe find Hate.
>[x] Free Willie

>>43338000
>[ ] Head to mess. Get some goddamn breakfast, read the atmosphere, maybe find Hate.
Dot it. One problem at the time faggots.

>>43338299
No. We get Sendai to bring Naka to us.

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>>43338253
Lets hope soon.

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>>43338217
Yes, show her the perfection of metal and myomer

>>43338304
THE ONLY THING THAT INFLATED IN SWQ WERE THE PILLOWFORT'S MUSHROOM CLOUDS

THIS IS THE FUTURE WE CHOSE

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>>43338300

>>43338304
>YOUR MEDDLING SANK SWQ
Nah, that was Minna

>>43338304
You heard it here, folks, Crix gave planefag an inflation fetish.

>>43338304
Yeah, why did you stop SWQ? It wasn't really clear exactly what was the cause. Run out of ideas or something?

>>43338324
Meant for
>>43338300

>>43338246
> hey fgt Naka is feelin guilty about gettin drunk an talkin about feelings right before yakuza assination attempt, She's fucking retarded. Go explain this to her.
>Send

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>>43338303
I can't draw.

>>43338359
He's said before, it's become a huge effort to keep everything straight. Eventually he'll go back and just write the rest of the story, no voting or other quest things.

>>43338353
Send a fuckin' Corgi then

>>43338359

Literally the opposite. I had so many plot threads already introduced that just trying to wrap them all up had become a massive chore. I didn't *want* to stop writing, I had plenty more ideas and future things to do, but it was such a goddamn mess that I just couldn't have fun writing it anymore, not even a little. It was killed by its own weight, basically.

It wasn't till I started KCQ that I really realized how much I'd learned about writing quests and managing a writefag stable.

>>43338353
Let's send Hate, Harder and Sendai to cheer her up.

Maybe KTKM too.

Yuri, right?

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>>43338359
No possible way to tie all the plot points and devices.

Like he has to. Heh.

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>>43338353

>>43338422

Oh my God, that's fukkin totes adorbs.

>>43338353
I don't care what happens as long as we get Yandere Naka out of the deal. Abyssal Naka best girl.

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>>43338304
Pretty sure the only characters I really wanted was Heidi and princess , I just had art for everyone

>>43338000
>[ ] The shipgirl dorms aren't far from here - go ask Jintsuu to check in on Naka. Naka's probably self-conscious after spilling her guts to you, is all.
Then
>[ ] Head to mess. Get some goddamn breakfast, read the atmosphere, maybe find Hate.


Also: UnAble Seaman Britfag, are you about?

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>>43338422
>literally how the IJN ran their war games

jesus christ

also, votes called

>>43338420
Add in Shigure and you got a deal.

>>43338229
[NAVAL CONSTRUCTION NOISES]

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>>43338460

But everyone hates you so if I blame you they'll believe it right?

>>43338499
Course.

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>>43338499

>>43338486
And DesDiv 6. It worked well with Willie.

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>>43338499

>>43338000
>[ ] Head to mess. Get some goddamn breakfast, read the atmosphere, maybe find Hate.
We can sic Harder on Naka after food

>>43338414
Honestly there were more than a few plot points you could've just left hanging and no one would've complained. But hey, you do you. If you resume the quest, awesome, if you just write out the end as a story it's just as great. At this point I'd just love to see what happens next. Especially whatever "fuck you" Young has in store for Sean and Ian once they meet up again.

>>43338539
>Honestly there were more than a few plot points you could've just left hanging and no one would've complained.

Such as?

>>43338532

TWO MONITORS

>>43338414
I'm not arguing with you, but towards the end anon stopped getting distracted by secondary characters as much and became much more focused on Minna and Sanya.

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>>43338499
Spoken like a true journalist.

>>43338559
There is nothing wrong with having plot points resolve themselves off-screen and just seeing the aftermath.

Makes the world a living, breathing place.

>>43338559
For starters, why old Uncle Joe kept sending assassins after us. Unless that that was related to the littlest Sanyan you could've just chalked it up too "he's Stalin and fuckig crazy" and everyone would've accepted that. Seriously, the dude was fucking crazy.

>>43338559
You still have to click out of whatever word processing program you use. Just write non debnt paying Greek.

>>43338559
see
>>43338559

>>43338559
Nigga you complain about too many plot points because you have a fuck ton of them.

Ergo, logic dictates that there are at least a few that nobody gives a fuck about.

>>43338525
Iku could probably also help her release some of that stress built up.

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>>43337950

>>43338638
They're both the same.

>>43338656
>Sneak attacks survived:
>Kongo: 0

>>43338646
Don't you remember? Iku *scares* Naka...

>>43338663
Fucking...

>>43338638
see
>>43338602

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>>43338656

>>43338000
>[x] The shipgirl dorms aren't far from here - go ask Jintsuu to check in on Naka. Naka's probably self-conscious after spilling her guts to you, is all.

Personal issues deserve in person meetings. Direct hug intervention highly likely.

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Threadly carrier operations

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>>43338499

>>43338717
No fluffy dragons. 0/10

>>43338656
[Applauding Sealion.gif]

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>>43338745
stop liking irrelevant girls

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>>43338229
You just want Naka to get preggers via hatesex, don't you?

>>43338769
No, he said send Harder, not Hate.

>>43338769
No that would be harder NTR if it was hatesex

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The only plot threads I still care about in SWQ are

Why Stalin wants to kill us
The Martian peace delegation (and in a wider sense, the end of the war)
Sanya and Elia's relationship
I WANT MY DAMN PILLOW FORT PLANEFAG

As for anything else, I don't even remember what we were doing.

>>43338769
It's not really hate. More like... inability to comprehend what he's feeling.

From Harder at least. From Naka... PF only knows, in the end.

>>43338769
>hatesex
No, I want to make Naka preggers with hardersex. Hate's too busy getting his pelvis ruined by battleships.

>>43338656
Reminder that Goto has given serious thought to bending you over a dess, but you couldn't seal the deal.
Isn't it sad, Kongou?

>>43338796
GODDAMNIT CARLOS.

>>43338656
>>43338681
>Sneak attacks survived
>Goto: 69 and counting

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Best girl when?

>>43338823
>Goto Mission Rank : S
>Codename: Fox Hound.

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>>43338803
We should build one with Desdiv 6 and pray that Willie or Mutsu don't come nearby.

>>43338823
It's got to be higher than that.

>>43338824
Thats not Naka...

>>43338849
YYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSS

It's not really a sneak atfack if you start by screaming "BUUUUURNNING LOOOVE!"

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The feeling sticks with you into the bright summer morning, Willie keeping close behind you as she rubs blood circulation back into her rear end. You're leaning on the cane more than usual today; but the pain is keeping your mind sharp and cutting away last night's cobwebs quickly. So many things happened yesterday that you don't know where to begin unraveling them, so you apply the old sailor's maxim - more chow is never bad.

Willie crowds you so closely that she's stepping on your heels by the time you enter the O-Club - you note the door guard has become door guards, and they're both carrying M-4s with bulkier-looking magazines on their plate carriers than you remember, complete with underslung M-203s and what seem to be laser designators under the muzzle. You return your polite salute as you cross the threshold.

The building is busy as usual, and packed full of late-risers, which seems to include Ise and Hyuuga, as well as most of the Japanese cruisers. Hayashimo is trying to disappear into a corner as the two green-glad CAs try to coax her into some oatmeal. She's still on the mend, but it looks like the attention is vexing her more than her injuries.

You're halfway to the breakfast bar when you hear Willie squeak and run into your back, hiding her face in your shirt as she wraps her arms around your middle. You stop, startled, and half-turn before realizing that the entire room has gone silent.

Everyone, human and shipgirl alike are staring at you quietly.

[ ] Walk over to the most apprehensive-looking one and just... loom.
[ ] Look around for whatever it is that's caught their attention.
[ ] Fuck this shit, take Willie to a real goddamn restaurant.

>>43338824
When you search them out.

>>43338824
we just saw Arizona last thread

>>43338823
>>43338852
More like 69 per day.

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I wonder if any USN sluts will come back Abyssal, just so that they can kill Japs again

For example:

>USS West Virginia
>sank at Pearl
>corpse left to sit there for 2 years
>Navy basically does "RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE" and refloats her mangled body
>rebuild her with the newest technology available
>almost nothing left of the original ship
>first thing she does upon returning is hatefuck Yamashiro in the middle of the night
>decommissioned immediately after the war ends and is scrapped

All she would remember is an immense hatred of all things Japan, us working with them would probably be her final trigger for losing it and trying to go on a murderous rampage.

>>43338886
>[ ] Look around for whatever it is that's caught their attention.
"Alright let me see it."

>>43338886
>[x] Build a pillow fort with Willie

>>43338886
>[ ] Look around for whatever it is that's caught their attention.

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>>43338869
Obviously, I said best girl.

>>43338879

"We'll send the Americans our declaration of war right before hitting Pearl Harbor, then it's not a sneak attack!"

>>43338886
>[ X ] Walk over to the most apprehensive-looking one and just... loom.
sfx:menacing

>>43338886
[ ] Walk over to the most apprehensive-looking one and just... loom.

>>43338886
>[X] Look around for whatever it is that's caught their attention.
"What? Are they out of waffles and bacon?"

>>43338886
>[X] Look around for whatever it is that's caught their attention.
I Have The Strangest Feeling... It's like a million ensigns were caught talking about setting up a still and were suddenly silenced

>>43338886
>[Z] Look around for whatever it is that's caught their attention.

"Is there a giant monster? Damnit, did Hate dye my hair or something?!"

>>43338886
[ ] Look around for whatever it is that's caught their attention.
We still have a sense of humor, guys. Good icebreaker.

>>43338886
>[x] Look around for whatever it is that's caught their attention.

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Surely Anal Peg F will deliver an auzzie boat.

>>43338886
Planefag!
>>43338849

>>43338917
SEIG ZEON

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>>43338909
>>43338803

You will never, ever get your pillowfort. I have declared war upon the pillowfort, war upon the concept, and genocide upon the entire general SENTIMENT behind pillowforts.

Damn your pillowforts. Damn them to hell, I say!

>>43338886
>[x]Disregard stares. Acquire bacon.

>>43338886
>[X] Look around for whatever it is that's caught their attention.

It's the cane, isn't it?

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>>43338886
>[x] Walk over to the most apprehensive-looking one and just... loom.

>>43338886
>[X] Look around for whatever it is that's caught their attention.

>>43338886
[ ] Fuck this shit, take Willie to a real goddamn restaurant.

none of this hazing bullshit, fuck off shipsluts

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>>43338886
"Why is everyone quite Ise?" "I dunno Hyuuga maybe it's like bird watching?"

>>43338886
>[] Fuck this noise. Acquire food and coffee. Lots of coffee.

Hey planefag, how many foreign shipgirls are there on base?

>>43338886
>[x] Tap the cane against the floor. Once.

>>43338955
Well, that's a clear position if I ever heard one.

>>43338886
>[X] Look around for whatever it is that's caught their attention.

Sometimes, feigning ignorance can help.

>>43338886
>[ ] Look around for whatever it is that's caught their attention.
Keep casual...

Attention: UnAble Seaman Britfag
Re: HMS Warspite write-up

You wanted to know what I meant about your punctuation and paragraph-spacing? I’ve done an edit to show what I meant and put it in a pastebin so you can download it for comparison. (It's got a one-week lifespan, so work fast!) I have to apologise, though: your spacing was dodgy at places, but the horrible punctuation issues were mostly stuff I was mis-remembering from the Native American piece fluffbringer did.

Pastebin to 'fixed' Warspite: http://pastebin.com/pGnAsC8r

>>43338886
>[x] Give no fucks, acquire food for Willie and yourself.

>>43338886
>[ ] Look around for whatever it is that's caught their attention.

>>43338890
>Write-ins working in an Aviation Sodomite thread.

>>43338886
>[ ] Look around for whatever it is that's caught their attention

>>43338886
>[ ] Walk over to the most apprehensive-looking one and just... loom.

>>43338886
>[ ] Look around for whatever it is that's caught their attention.
A little humour to break the tension.

>>43338990

w o w

gonna eat real quick and write, VOTES CALLED

>>43339001

[REDACTED]

>>43338981
I think it's less hazing as it is we've managed to make multiple-thousand-ton warships scared of us.

>>43338886
[ ] Look around for whatever it is that's caught their attention.
what's up, doc

>>43338886
>you note the door guard has become door guards, and they're both carrying M-4s with bulkier-looking magazines on their plate carriers than you remember,
Casket mags? What else could it be?

>>43338886
[ ] Look around for whatever it is that's caught their attention.

>>43338886
> [ ] "What!"

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>>43339014
>one ping

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>>43338949
Remove this terrorist from the premise

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>>43338955
I WILL HAVE MY PILLOWFORT IF I HAVE TO BUILD IT UPON YOUR ROTTEN CORPSE PLANEFAG

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[x] Look around for whatever it is that's caught their attention.

After laughing at our own joke, go get coffee and grub and generally give negative fucks. Get some PILOT into us.

>>43338886
>[x] Look around for whatever it is that's caught their attention.

If Willie is the center of attention, let /tg/ do what /tg/ normally does when /tg/ finds a little girl: daughteru

[x] Walk over to the most apprehensive-looking one and just... loom.
We admiral now.

>>43339051
Different question, then. Are there any standouts?

>>43338886
>[ ] Walk over to the most apprehensive-looking one and just... loom.

[X] Fuck this shit, take Willie to a real goddamn restaurant.

Fuck those guys.
Lets see if we can go 3 for 3

>>43339014
>>43339076
Give me a ping, Settle. One ping only, please.

People, see this >>43339051 ? you can stop voting now.

>>43338886
>[x]Other - O'doyle rules!

>>43338886
>[ ] Look around for whatever it is that's caught their attention.

>>43339124
>[ ] Look around for whatever it is that's caught their attention.

>>43339124
You know they'll never stop until the update comes.

>>43339093
Willie isn't the center of attention.

It's Mr."I murdered two people in a sword fight and I've showed up like it's no big deal"

>>43338886
[ ] Look around for whatever it is that's caught their attention.
[ ] other
"morning~"

Complete utter lack of fucks

>>43339154
>[ ] Look around for whatever it is that's caught their attention.

So they've all seen the vid...now might be the appropriate time for the cane tap, a snort, and getting some fucking breakfast with Willie. Lack of reaction might be the biggest statement - like you can sword yaks on a daily basis...

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Destroyers are not for lewds.

>>43339158
>murdered
It wasn't murder.

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>>43338886
[ ] Walk over to the most apprehensive-looking pillow fort and just... loom.
[ ] Look around for whatever pillow fort that's caught their attention.
[x] Fuck this shit, take Willie to a real goddamn pillow fort.

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>>43339180
Destroyers are for headpats.

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>>43339180
Lewd incarnate!

>>43338981
This isn't hazing. It has nothing to do with Willie, and everything to do with us and our newfound reputation as Sworder of Yaks.

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>>43339197
Even if it's self-defense, most people tend to have some sort of mental reaction to killing other people.

>>43339239
>most people tend to have some sort of mental reaction to killing other people.
Pussy ass vegans.

Go for coffee while we sing to ourselves

>This is my knive,
>this is my sword.
>One is for killing,
>The other's for love.

>>43338902
>WeeVee
I swear I'll remember to get pictures of the damn AA gun and plaque one of these days.

>>43338886
>[ ] Look around for whatever it is that's caught their attention.

>>43339227
Wait 'till the LA story gets out.

Ryan Settle, Legendary Warrior, makes the hearts of war machines go doki-doki.

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>>43339239
God damn hippies.

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Fuck it, I know it's lame, but I'd almost suggest going back to bed and waiting until Goto or someone actually needed you because fuck those guys.

>>43339239
Considering that these are all warships, and ones that kill Abyssals every time they sortie? I'd imagine it's more "Oh, wow, who knew the Old Man was THAT badass?" than "That cold-blooded motherfucker shanked two bitches last night and he's not even fazed this morning."

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Guys

What if the Yakuza have been infiltrated by Abyssal Sleepers?

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WHEN

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She's a killing machine, not for sexual.

>>43339330
Nothing changes. We kill them.

>>43339318
It's not just warships looking at Settle right now.

>>43339330
What if the JMSDF has been infiltrated by Abyssal Sleepers?

What if the USN has been infiltrated by Abyssal Sleepers?

What if we've really been an Abyssal Sleeper all along?

>>43339332
who's that pokemon?

>>43339239
Settle's reaction to the first men he killed at LA was to bury it deep, deep, down.
Two more skeletons in that closet isn't shit

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>>43339334

>>43339352
>Settle defeats abyssal in sword duel
>Kanmusu fleet collectively floods their panties

>>43339375
What if the Abyssals have been infiltrated by Abyssal Sleepers?

>>43339381
Iowa

>>43339399
Wonder if Goto knows kendo. Settle and Goto mono-o-mono in the ring to see who is Top Teitoku.

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>>43338824

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What if Hamp was a slut

So~....when are we gonna start calling Fubuki 'Ma'am'? I mean after all she is the mothr of modern destroyers.

>>43337169
Where is the Willy column?

>>43339414
>The spy is linked to someone within our ranks!

>>43339451
When Willie starts calling Settle 'Papa'.

>>43339447
dem legs tho.

>>43339435
>Settle and Goto have a kendo match.
>Every ship-girl on base arrives to watch.
>No matter who wins, they are both fucked.

>>43339457
>Implying I'm the crazed sonofabitch who made this

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>>43339399
>Damage Control teams going to battle stations right now
>Small alarms can be heard all over the canteen

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>>43339239
>>43339393

writing, please wait warmly

>>43339399
>Settle defeats entire Yakuza in duels
>Abyssals collectively floods their panties

>I could be at home right now watching ster, playing robits, and shit posting about waifus
>instead I am on a phone sneaking peeks at this thread while slowly losing my will to live
Don't get a job, NEETfags

>>43339511
>so many mornings reading MGNQ on my phone in that fucking kiosk

i feel u bro

>>43339511
I know that feel, bro. But someone has to pay for the hug pillows.