Welcome to Saiyan Quest. This takes place shortly after the war against the Tuffles, as the Saiyans look for more foes to battle in the absence of their old enemies.

Voting will operate on a first to five system, at least for the time being.

Dialogue is allowed to be added to votes, as are actions (though I'll ignore what I consider shitposting)

During battles, options will usually have a number assigned to them. After that vote has won, players will roll a d100, and have three chances to match or beat that number.

If a 100 is rolled, it is considered a crit success (unless 100 was the number you had to match).

If a 1 is rolled, it is a crit failure, regardless of whether or not the other two rolls are high enough to succeed.

If, during a battle, players want to attempt a writein action, that is allowed, but I am the one who will assign the number to it, so use caution

You're a young male Saiyan who fought in the war with the Tuffles. You are an average fighter for now, but have the potential of one of the greatest warrior races to roam the universe flowing through your veins. There is no limit to what you can accomplish through blood, sweat, and tears.

>>43257922
I vote Rutabaga as the vegetable name.

>>43257922
Kale for a name?

It's been a long week.

You and your fellow Saiyans have been packed like sardines into a large, ugly spacecraft which now slowly crawls through the void of space towards a nearby planet.

Your stomach growls, and the stench that's popped up as a result of so many of your kind being squeezed together is beginning to bother you. You hear grumbles all around you, and the occasional loud vocalization of frustration coming from other Saiyans.

You keep telling yourself to be patient. King Vegeta has promised you and the others a chance to fight new enemies and conquer new worlds. Your blood boils in anticipation, and you eagerly await your chance to bring destruction upon another civilization, just as you and your kind did to the Tuffles.

You try to ignore the grumbles all around you, but turn your attention upward when you hear the voice of your king.

"Quiet, all of you!" King Vegeta demands from a balcony above. "We are nearing the planet, and should be landing within the hour! Once we land, I want everyone off the ship, but nobody is to go off to fight until I say differently!"

You hear a few annoyed whispers, but nobody dares to speak against the king.

"Once we know what kind of strength the natives have, we'll show them what real power looks like!" King Vegeta declares, raising his fist as the Saiyans around you cheer.

>A. Cheer with them

>B. Remain silent

>C. Ask King Vegeta why you can't start fighting as soon as you land

>>43258083
>A. Cheer with them
"Glory to Vegeta!"

>>43258083
>>A. Cheer with them

>>43257922
Since this is the first thread, we'll do first to five or ten minutes, whichever comes first

>>43258083
>>B. Remain silent

>>43258083
>A. Cheer with them

>>43258083
>B. Remain silent

>>43258108
"Glory to Vegeta!" you shout, joining the chorus of cheers as King Vegeta turns and walks away without another word.

Just as the king said, it's less than an hour until the ship touches down on a new planet, and your people begin pouring out of the cramped transport and into the world beyond.

You shield your eyes as you step out of the ship, the light of the sun blinding after being cooped up for so long in such a dark spot. You take a look around and see that this place doesn't look much nicer than Planet Vegeta. Snow and ice cover the ground, and all of the trees you see appear to be dead.

>A. Quietly wait for King Vegeta's instructions

>B. Use your scouter to scan for the inhabitants

>C. See if you can spot anyone from your village

>>43258302
>B. Use your scouter to scan for the inhabitants

>>43258302

>B. Use your scouter to scan for the inhabitants
Do we belong to a squad?
As an average saiyan that places our boy here as a 'second class' saiyan. Inbetween the 3rd class and the elites.

He has room to grow.

Check our scouter by scanning our own power level.

>>43258302
>>C. See if you can spot anyone from your village

>>43258322
Pick one, please

>>43258302
>>B. Use your scouter to scan for the inhabitants

>>43258302
>>B. Use your scouter to scan for the inhabitants

>>43258336
Given how "class" is less relevant here, we'll do fine.

>>43258327

During the war, the Tuffles used devices that could scan the power levels of their enemies. Saiyan scientists reverse-engineered the technology, but due to the low amount of resources on Planet Vegeta, only a few hundred were produced for your kind. You helped in the creation of these devices by bringing back energy scanners from dead Tuffles, so you were gifted with one of these rare devices.

You're one of the few Saiyans lucky enough to have his own scouter, so you decide to put it to good use.

You activate the device, and watch as it scans for nearby lifeforms. The device has a range of about a hundred miles, so whatever you find probably won't be everything this planet has.

The device alerts you to a handful of creatures in the nearby forest with power levels of around twenty. With your own power level being six hundred, none of them are strong enough to be a challenge.

However, near the edge of your scouter's range, you detect a combined power level that begins to cause your scouter to malfunction. You quickly adjust the settings on the device, and it reveals thousands of power levels not much higher than the Tuffles.

"We've located a city!" King Vegeta announces from nearby. "Follow me! It's time for us to have some fun!"

Your people roar in excitement as you follow your king to the city, where you spot countless inhabitants milling about below.

King Vegeta holds his right hand down towards one of the massive buildings, and a blast of energy strikes it, eradicating the top half of it and causing stone to rain down on the heads of the confused civilians.

>A. Head down into the streets and kill some civilians (2)

>B. Attack civilians from above (3)

>C. Hit buildings with energy attacks and try to destroy them (60)

>>43258336
During the war, Saiyan attacks usually included dozens, if not hundreds of Saiyans, so individual teams never really became a thing, though some Saiyans found others they enjoyed fighting alongside.

>>43258631
>>C. Hit buildings with energy attacks and try to destroy them (60)

>>43258631
>C. Hit buildings with energy attacks and try to destroy them (60)
Can we alert him to what our Scouted found?

>>43258718
He knows, they used scouters to find this city

>>43258686
>>43258718


C wins, roll 1d100 and try for 60 or higher

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>43258781

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>43258781

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>43258781

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>43258631
>>C. Hit buildings with energy attacks and try to destroy them (60)

>>43258857
As dozens of Saiyans descend on the city, you follow the example of your king and hold your right hand towards one of the nearby buildings, targeting a smaller one that looms above a small group of the planet's inhabitants.

A beam of energy shoots from your palm, streaking across the sky before smashing into the building and causing it to crumble. To your amusement, large slabs of stone fall and crush the weaklings that were standing over it.

You look down to see that the inhabitants of this planet aren't quite so helpless as they first appeared. The majority of them seem to have produced blasters not unlike those used by Tuffle Soldiers, and are firing upon the warriors down in the streets.

You can see the Saiyans shrugging individual blasts off, but you see one warrior being greatly slowed under the combined firepower of a dozen blasters. Three more of the aliens join the attack, and the Saiyan Warrior falls to the ground.

>A. Go down into the streets and start tearing the enemy apart (65)

>B. Fire on the enemy from above using your energy blasts (35)

>C. Ignore the enemy and instead focus on destroying their buildings (84)

>>43259017
>B. Fire on the enemy from above using your energy blasts (35)

>>43259017
>>B. Fire on the enemy from above using your energy blasts (35)

>>43259017
>B. Fire on the enemy from above using your energy blasts (35)

Gotta demoralize them

>>43259017
>>B. Fire on the enemy from above using your energy blasts (35)
Equally as effective

>>43259017
>B. Fire on the enemy from above using your energy blasts (35)
Use your aerial advantage. Mama didn't raise a (too) stupid Saiyan.

>>43259017
Can we snag their blasters and use them against them? Grab two of'em and mow'em down? Save us energy.

>>43259068
You could do that, but the blasters are much weaker than your own energy blasts

>>43259041
>>43259047
>>43259051
>>43259053
>>43259057
Roll

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>43259096
Pew pew

>>43259068
Take a look at this pleb. Taking a vote against this.

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>43259096
Rollan

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>43259096
It's also to 'research' their weapons and see how they work.

Totally don't want to play with toys. Just wanna know the enemies weapon.

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>43259096

>>43259107
Blowing up buildings is all well and good, but the inhabitants are beginning to fight back, and that makes them much more interesting.

You begin firing bursts of energy down at the enemy soldiers, blowing them away in small groups with each blast you shoot. Some are disintegrated altogether, while others are sent flying from the blasts.

A few wise up and begin firing up at you with their blasters, but you're able to shrug off the few shots that actually hit you before you blow the shooters away.

Your scouter alerts you to dozens of high power levels heading right for you, and you turn your head to see missiles flying towards you and the other airborne Saiyans.

Your scouter puts the strength of these missiles at between six hundred and seven hundred each. They'd be dangerous to most of the Saiyans fighting, and would likely kill you if they hit.

>A. Drop to the ground and start fighting in the streets (59)

>B. Blast as many missiles as you can out of the sky (81)

>>43259260
>B. Blast as many missiles as you can out of the sky (81)

While descending or flying into a building and taking cover

>>43259260
>A. Drop to the ground and start fighting in the streets (59)
Might be a good idea to find and take out their AA so we can Air superiority back.

>>43259260
>B. Blast as many missiles as you can out of the sky (81)

>>43259260
>>B. Blast as many missiles as you can out of the sky (81)

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Ha alright. Lets see how much your guy's bravado gets you if the Dice Gods aren't in your favor here.

>>43259356
Nah, everything will be fine. Just believe in the RNG.

>>43259356
If we get a critical I'm assuming our power level goes up by a little if it was an important enough action. Like blowing up deadly missiles.

>>43259260
>B. Blast as many missiles as you can out of the sky (81)

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>>43259410
So you're thinking in gains and not with your head. Got it. I suppose thats in character for a dumb monkey.

>>43259286
>>43259306
>>43259308
>>43259413

Roll

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>43259260
>B. Blast as many missiles as you can out of the sky (81)

Also not to get ahead of ourselves, but this is before the Power Ball / artificial moon thing was invented right? Or can we turn ourself and everyone else into great apes at will?

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>43259438

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>43259438

>>43259443
Nobody knows how to do that without a full moon yet

>>43259477
Well.

>>43259477
I FUCKING TOLD YOU YOU SALTY CUNT. I ROLLED A CRIT YOU LITTLE BITCH!!!!>>43259434

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>>43259477
As the guy that was making fun of you all, you don't know how hard I am laughing right now.

You guys managed it. Nice job.

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>>43259501
You are mistaking 'salt' for bemusement.

Once again, nice roll nigga.

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>>43259356

>still doubting the dice gods

>>43259477
Finally, an actual challenge for you.

You gather your energy and thrust your hands towards the approaching missiles, firing a large wave of energy into the center of the group.

You strike half a dozen of the missiles, causing them to explode and make the others detonate as well. The ensuing blast levels several city blocks, incinerating entire buildings and lighting up the sky with a massive fireball.

Several nearby Saiyans look over in surprise, some fixing on you with impressed gazes as they put two and two together.

There's no time to rest on your laurels, however, as dozens of fighters below begin firing their blasters up at you. And if that wasn't enough, your scouter alerts you to dozens of power levels of roughly five hundred approaching.

You spot several shapes racing towards the city, different in appearance from the missiles. The conclusion you reach is one that makes you feel excited.

They have an airforce.

>A. Drop to the ground and attack the soldiers that are firing at you (80)

>B. Fire a couple of blasts down at the attacking soldiers then fire at the approaching planes (81)

>C. You don't want to use up too much energy too quickly, fly away from the blasters and physically attack some planes (85)

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>>43259614
Giveth and Taketh away anon.

>>43259623

>B. Fire a couple of blasts down at the attacking soldiers then fire at the approaching planes (81)

>>43259623
>>C. You don't want to use up too much energy too quickly, fly away from the blasters and physically attack some planes (85)

>>43259623
>Fire a couple of blasts down at the attacking soldiers then fire at the approaching planes (81)

Make their own planes crash on their men! Two dead tuffles with one ki blast.

>>43259623
>B. Fire a couple of blasts down at the attacking soldiers then fire at the approaching planes (81)

>>43259623
>>B. Fire a couple of blasts down at the attacking soldiers then fire at the approaching planes (81)

>>43259644
>>43259663
>>43259670
>>43259691
Roll

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>43259831

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>43259831

>>43259623
>C. You don't want to use up too much energy too quickly, fly away from the blasters and physically attack some planes (85)

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>43259831
Time to get shot in the face!

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>43259831

>>43259843
>>43259847
>>43259863
You fire a pair of energy blasts down at the ground below, destroying the majority of the soldiers firing on you before turning your attention to the approaching planes.

You send a wave of energy flying at them just as you did the missiles, only to watch them spin out of the way and begin to open fire.

Projectiles strike your body, piercing your skin and allowing blood to spill from your chest. Fortunately, you survive the first barrage, and the planes shoot past you, firing on other Saiyans who quickly attack in return.

You look back to see a plane burst into flames and plummet to the ground, destroying Saiyan and alien alike in a fiery blast. The surviving planes gun down several Saiyans, letting their corpses fall into the streets below.

And, as you look on in surprise, several planes drop some kind of bombs into the city, destroying their own people alone with Saiyans in the blast. But, you quickly realize that the explosion wasn't the only threat provided by those bombs. A green fog rises and covers the city streets. Alien warriors perish in scores as the Saiyans look on in confusion.

Your focus is brought back to the planes as one of them comes right for you.

>A. Attack it physically (81)

>B. Blast it out of the sky (80)

>C. Retreat down into the city (59)

>>43260069
>C. Retreat down into the city (59)
Lets not be stupid

>>43260069
>A. Attack it physically (81)
1% difference in DC, might as well try to save energy.

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>43260069
>>C. Retreat down into the city (59)

>>43260142
Really? INTO the ominous green gas?

>>43260069
>>A. Attack it physically (81)
What saiyans do best, pawnchan!

>>43260173
I thought it meant fly through the city in an effort to escape the green gas that's in select parts of the city.

Wait. Is the gas all over the city or in a localized area? I was reading option C like a tactical retreat back a bit not diving into the clearly dangerous gas.

>>43260254
You can only see part of the city, so you don't know where it all is.

>>43260272
Really? Okay I change my vote>>43260142
To
>B. Blast it out of the sky (80)

>>43260113
>>43260115
Ten minutes passed with a deadlock, so I flipped a coin

Heads: C

Tails: A

Tails won, meaning option A is the roll to make

Roll

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>43260336
Check this nat one!

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>43260336
No check out MY Nat 1!

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>43260336

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>43260336

>>43260357
Yay we didn't die!

>>43260357
Thanks you based dice gods.

>>43260357
Thats not a nat 1. The hell is wrong with you?

Good job

>>43260357
A+

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>>43260357
Well, looks like someones about to get raped

>>43260357
Premature zenkai get?

These dice are getting crazy.

>>43260357
Damn, nice work, anon.

>>43260423
Zenkai happens at recovery after outside of battle

>>43260536
What's zenkai? I'm assuming it's like energy reinforced heal accelerating or something.

>>43260595
When Saiyans get their ass kicked hard enough and recover from it they get an asspull power up in strength.

>>43260536
Hence the "premature" part.

Fuck me, it's like you didn't read.

>>43260595
Zenkai also known as Zenkai boost is the power up Saiyans naturally receive after fighting. The harder they fought and the more they got injured the higher the boost will be once we rest and get back to full health. It also varies from Saiyan to Saiyan. Some naturally get high boosts, others less so.

>>43260654
I just cant recall a Saiyan ever getting zenkai in the middle of combat. Its not how the power works

>>43260654
Fuck me, its like you don't even know how the power works.

>>43260357
>>43260351
>>43260344
You're not letting this thing make a fool of you a second time.

You speed forward, spinning through the air to avoid the projectiles the plane shoots your way. You reach your target and punch through the plane's right wing, causing the aircraft to spin wildly and plummet towards the city.

But, you don't let it go, and grab the tail of the aircraft, stopping its fall. You spin and throw the plane into another aircraft, destroying both in a fiery explosion.

The number of planes is beginning to get noticeably smaller. However, three of the remaining pilots turn their planes weapons on you.

>A. Rush headlong into them and try to take at least one out (75)

>B. Blast them out of the sky (90)

>C. Retreat down into the city (67)

>>43260782

>A. Rush headlong into them and try to take at least one out (75)

>>43260782
>>A. Rush headlong into them and try to take at least one out (75)

>>43260758
Do you have to explain everything, normally? Because it was an obvious gag.

Damn, son.

>>43260782
>>A. Rush headlong into them and try to take at least one out (75)

>>43260782
>>A. Rush headlong into them and try to take at least one out (75)

Being reckless is rewarding for sayans.

Also OP introduce the HP and Ki bar so we know how much we can take.

>>43260782
use your superior maneuverability to use buildings as shields while blasting at them.

>>43260815
>>43260819
>>43260849
>>43260862

Roll

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>43261143
The nat 1 is coming.

It has to be.

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>43261143

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>43261143
Nat 1 baby

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>43261143

>>43261168
MMmmmm... Explosions.

>>43261163
You rush towards the incoming planes, doing your best to avoid the projectiles, but still getting hit by a few as you reach your target.

Swerving to the left, you grab the plane's right wing and spin, throwing it right into the plane to your left. The two planes collide and destroy one another in a great fireball, while the third is blasted down by some nearby Saiyans.

Your scouter alerts you to a dozen power levels between 600 and 700 coming right for you, and you turn to see a dozen missiles heading your way.

>A. Blast them away (77)

>B. Dive away down into the city (58)

>C. Climb higher into the sky to avoid them (46)

>>43261313
>C. Climb higher into the sky to avoid them (46)
We might lose some but we also might be able to see where theyre coming from

>>43261313
>>C. Climb higher into the sky to avoid them (46)

>>43261313
>C. Climb higher into the sky to avoid them (46)

>>43261313
>>C. Climb higher into the sky to avoid them (46)

We must be flashy!

>>43261313
>C. Climb higher into the sky to avoid them (46)

>>43261348
>>43261357
>>43261359
>>43261370
>>43261437

Roll

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>43261440
Here we go

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>43261440

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>43261440

>>43261475
You've used a good amount of energy, and you don't trust that gas down in the city.

You climb higher into the sky, letting the missiles pass under you. You see dozens of Saiyans die in the following moments, blown out of the sky by the power of the missiles.

A few manage to bring themselves back into the air, but most do not. Of course, some others like you did the smart thing and got out of the way. There are plenty of Saiyans still fighting.

You see flashes in the streets below, telling you that some of the natives are still alive. The fog is beginning to cloud your vision of the city, but you're pretty sure you can tell well enough where they are and fire energy attacks.

>A. Fire some blasts down into the city (74)

>B. Go in the direction the missiles came from and see if you can stop more from being fired (80)

>C. Drop down into the city and start fighting the natives up close (77)

>>43261440
Big numbahs

>>43261636
>B. Go in the direction the missiles came from and see if you can stop more from being fired (80)

>>43261636
>>B. Go in the direction the missiles came from and see if you can stop more from being fired (80)

>>43261636
>B. Go in the direction the missiles came from and see if you can stop more from being fired (80)

Do we know how to communicate with scouters yet?

>>43261636
>>B. Go in the direction the missiles came from and see if you can stop more from being fired (80)

>>43261636
>>B. Go in the direction the missiles came from and see if you can stop more from being fired (80)

>>43261636
B

>>43261645
>>43261658
>>43261663
>>43261674
>>43261679
>>43261685
Roll

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>43261757

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>43261757
Im so bad at rolling dice

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>43261757

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>43261757

>>43261806
Thanks.

>>43261806
Man, this quest has been getting some pretty great rolls.

>>43261757
Les do it

>>43261885
It seems to be a high lethality rate for every sayain involved so count this as a blessing.

>>43261885
I feel like we're supposed to be failing to reach these high rolls to demonstrate we're just an average joe right now.

But then we just keep succeeding.

>>43261806
You decide that those missiles could be a serious problem, so you head in the direction they came from.

Soon, you see a platform partly shrouded in the green fog, loaded with missiles aiming in the direction you came from.

You're pretty sure it will fire soon, so if you're going to do something, you should do it now.

>A. Go down to the ground and attack from there (72)

>B. Blast the missile platform before it can fire (80)

Broosel wins lol

>>43261944
>B. Blast the missile platform before it can fire (80)

>>43261944
>B. Blast the missile platform before it can fire (80)

>>43261944
>>A. Go down to the ground and attack from there (72)
Conserve energy

>>43261944
>>B. Blast the missile platform before it can fire (80)

>>43261944
>A. Go down to the ground and attack from there (72)
So we can use it later

>>43261931
Pretty sure we're supposed to get shot to shit and fall over, yeah.

Get back up in a few days.

>>43261944
>B. Blast the missile platform before it can fire (80)

Got to avoid the gas...

>>43261944
>>B. Blast the missile platform before it can fire (80)

>>43261931
>>43262079
Your chances on these rolls are better than you think, though you're admittedly doing much better than I expected.

>>43262079
Our luck will run out soon. I think.

>>43261965
>>43262011
>>43262025
>>43262082
>>43262110
Roll

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>43262153

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>43262153

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>43262153
>>43262153

>>43262160
>>43262128
Or not.

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>43262153
Feeling lucky

>>43262160
>>43262169
You hold your right hand towards the platform, firing a blast of energy that causes the missiles to explode in a brilliant ball of light. The heat from the explosion warms your face, and you feel your lips curl upward in a smile as you watch the surrounding area burn.

Your scouter alerts you to a massive power level approaching, and you look to see King Vegeta in the sky above you.

He's not alone, with him are two of the mightiest warriors of the Saiyan race.

Nappa, famous for his destruction during the Saiyan-Tuffle War, looks down at you with a smirk on his face. He's large even for a Saiyan, and has only a small patch of hair on his head, and a mustache on his face.

Catseara, the strongest Saiyan female alive, has her arms crossed and a frown on her face as she looks down. She has long black hair that goes almost all of the way down her back, and brown eyes that are focused on you.

King Vegeta himself maintains a blank expression as he looks at you.

"So, someone else decided to get their hands dirty and take out the platforms," King Vegeta observes.

"And his power level is only at six hundred," Catseara announces, checking her scouter.

"What? Are you sure?" Nappa asks. "Some low-class idiot was actually smart enough to take one of these things down?"

"It doesn't take a genius to understand that the missiles were coming from somewhere," Catseara replies.

"But other than the three of us, this is the first one we've seen doing anything about it," King Vegeta tells them, eyes still on you. "So, what is your name?"

>Okay guys, brainstorm some names. In ten minutes, I'll put them to a vote

>>43262125
Yeah. Missing 80+ on 3d100 highest is only a 51.2% chance.

>>43262403
Negi

>>43262403
Phil!

I kid. Let me think.

>>43262403
Khanjo

>>43262403
Leek.

Not even a pun, just Leek.

>>43262403
Cauli

>>43262403
Salad

>>43262403
Daikon

>>43262403
Letti(ce)

>>43262403
Kale sir.

>>43262403
Top of my head...Toma (Tomato)

>>43262403
Hitlon

>>43262475
>W'EVE GOT A LEAK IN OUR SHIP, SIR
>and I'm the best damn fighter in here.

>>43262488
Gonna say no because there's already an ambiguously canon Saiyan named Toma

>>43262403
Totamo

(tomato even tho it's a fruit)

>>43262475
Seconding

>>43262505
Oh shit youre right. Bardocks bro. And here I was thinking I was clever.

>>43262501
Vote.

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>>43262403
Cardoon

>>43262501
Hitler simularity is acceptable.

>>43262561
I'll second Cardoon

>>43262403
Groud

>>43262403
(sp)Inach

>>43262403
Corn

>>43262403
Karnel? Like kernel, corn kernels.

>>43262484
I agree with sleepy let's go with kale

>>43262475
>>43262480
>>43262484
>>43262518
>>43262561
>>43262580
>>43262600
>>43262720

Vote

>A. Leek

>B. Daikon

>C. Kale

>D. Totamo

>E. Cardoon

>F. Groud

>G. Inach

>H. Karnel

>>43262790
>B. Daikon

>>43262790

>G. Inach

>>43262790
>B

>>43262403
Kartoffel

>>43262790
>H. Karnel

>>43262790
>>A. Leek

>>43262790
>E. Cardoon

>>43262790
>E. Cardoon

>>43262790
>>C. Kale

>>43262790
>>A. Leek

>>43262790
B

>>43262790
>A. Leek

>>43262790
>A. Leek

>>43262790
>A. Leek

>>43262790
>B. Daikon

>>43262825
>>43262853
>>43262866
>>43262888
Obvious samefagging.

>>43262866
>>43262888
>>43262899
I legit can't tell if these are all by the same person

>>43262915
Strawpoll

>>43262790
>B

>>43262915
The last two are within a minute of eachother.

>>43262912
>his vote is losing, better call samefagging

Let me guess, you've already voted twice, haven't you?

>>43262915
Want to do a Final Destination between Daikon and Leek since they are the more popular ones?

>>43262915
At least one of them wasn't, bu there's no really way I can prove that.

Strawpoll is probably a better idea.

>>43262888
>>43262842
These two are mine, I'll delete the Inach vote.

I can't believe you fucks would vote for daikon. I know leek isn't as weeb as daikon but at least it's gucjig original.

>>43262953
>>43262950
>>43262965
>>43262947
>>43262929
Final destination vote

>A. Leek

>B. Daikon

>>43262994
>A. Leek

>>43262994
Link or just the letter?

>>43262994
Ahhh thats not how you FD.

>>43262994
A

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>>43262790
>A. Leek

It's too funny for me not to pick.

>>43262994
Leek

>>43262994
>B. Daikon

>>43262994
>A. Leek

>>43262994
>>B. Daikon

Sorry my Cardoon brother. We were alone

>>43263061
At least you had a brother. I thought my Karnel was a decent pun.

>>43263012
>>43263019
>>43263020
>>43263021
>>43263027
>>43263035
>>43263048
>>43263049
>>43263060
Okay, let me clarify.

JUST THE LETTER

>A. Leek

>B. Daikon

>>43262994
A

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>43262994
Just do a 1d2 roll man.

>>43262994
>B. Daikon

A

B

>>43263081
A

>>43263081
A

B

>>43263081
Alrighty then.

A

B

>>43263081
B

B

B

>>43263081
A

A

>>43263081
A

A

>A

Yay. We get to be unironically named after a vegetable. Good job guys, will really impress the king.

>>43263081
>>B. Daikon

>>43263194
His name is Vegeta.

He is three letters away from being named "Vegetable".

>>43263094
>>43263150
>>43263172
A

>>43263108
>>43263113
>>43263120
>>43263125
>>43263135
B

Thats 5 minutes. Bs win by being able to follow directions.

>>43263227
Also a common spice from Croatia.

>>43263237
>inb4 bitching

Every time I try to name something, it loses for reasons like this.

Is this my destiny?

I hope when I name my child they'll write it down correctly on the birth certificate.

>>43263237
Hi my name is leek and I hate each and everyone of you

>>43263272
As a dude that voted Daikon, I am sincerely sorry you lost that due to retards. My condolences.

>>43263237
You're not Vegirot. You're no true king.

Next time when resolving a tie just roll a 1d2 please and spare us the smafag bitching.

>>43263237
>A gets more votes.
>Spurgs about not following his rules to the letter (hue hue).

good to see democracy at work

>>43263237
You don't get to decide, you am no real super sand!

>>43263324
He's right, though.

>>43263324
No True Scotsman

>>43263108
>>43263087
>>43263135
"Daikon, sir," you introduce.

"Well, Daikon, I have to admit I didn't expect a low level like you to have the initiative to do something like this," King Vegeta admits.

Your scouter alerts you to several more planes flying towards your position. King Vegeta turns, casually extending his hand towards the approaching aircraft, and blowing them away with a blast of energy.

"Looks like they aren't planning on giving up," Nappa says excitedly.

King Vegeta smirks. "We should fix that. Get every Saiyan Warrior out of the city. I want to give these weaklings a demonstration of true power."

Nappa licks his lips. "This should be fun. I'll get right on it."

He turns and descends into the city, with Catseara doing the same moments later.

King Vegeta turns his focus on you, raising an eyebrow in irritation.

"Well? What are you still doing here?" he demands. "I told you to go get everyone out of the city."

>A. Do as he commands

>B. Ask why he wants to end the battle so soon

>>43263341
Thats how FD works man. Any other way and people can try and beat the duplicate timer, like your boy >>43263179 here.

Gotta listen to directions next time.

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>>43263314

>>43263366
>A. Do as he commands

>>43263366
>>A. Do as he commands
Don't question the King yet

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>>43263366
>A. Do as he commands
Probably the gas

>>43263376

>>43263366
>>A. Do as he commands

>>43263366
>B. Ask why he wants to end the battle so soon

>>43263366
>>A. Do as he commands


We aren't a brainless monkey.
The fact that we are precise when we need to follow objectives and can gather info and materials to upgrade our tech proves that.

>>43263366
>A. Do as he commands
"Yes Sir"

>>43263373
So all the other votes that included the OPs post number don't count? Good to know.

>>43263366

Alight guess we're Daikon now, is Daikon a vegetable pun? Because if not we fucked up.

>Do as he commands
Gotta do what the king says.

>>43263514
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daikon

>>43263366
B

>>43263366
>>A. Do as he commands

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>>43263497
Yeah, otherwise he would have specified 'Link and the Letter Only'.

Sorry if I sound like a know it all with this shit, but I play Homeless Mutie and Banished Quests.

I've been through many, many final destination votes.

>>43263540
We're named after radishes?

Well I certainly hope they name Radditz something else, then.


Fuck me, man, stole a nigga's angle.

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>>43263540
Oh, I was only against Daikon because I didn't know it was a vegetable, so everything worked out great.

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>>43263590
>big root

>>43263635
>tfw you can't name someone "Cabba" because Nappa is a cabbage pun

>you shouldn't name someone after radishes because Radditz already did it

Come on, man. Would you like it if I took your thing from you?

Hey guys, you know how we're destroying this city, right?

And how we're decimating the civilians?

Are we the bad guys?

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>>43263674
Don't worry man. We'll just kill Bardock before has him!

I kid. Or do I?

>>43263688
Oh totally.

>>43263688
Yes, we are. Saiyans were dicks before Goku came about.

>>43263688
What?

No!

Kais no!

What is wrong with you?

>>43263688
Lets just say we ain't going to have a body when we get to Otherworld.

>>43263688
Well we can play the lawful evil guy among evil stupid guys.

Also if we name another character i want it to be called Kartoffel (potato in german).

>>43263706
>kill Bardock

>the man who was, at the time before the destruction of planet Vegeta, the next strongest saiyan after King Vegeta himself, disputable who actually was stronger

I mean, it's possible, but good fucking luck.

>>43263688
No. We're killing the inhabitants of in the Hitler system.

>>43263688
Naw man it's a horribly corrupt society being assaulted. We're cleansing the universe of their greed and negativity. Prove me wrong.

>>43263398
You hurry away to do what your king commands, and descend into the city. You quickly understand that the gas is not good, and are forced to fly into the air repeatedly to keep from being overwhelmed. You spot several Saiyan corpses, telling you that not everyone was bright enough to get out of the stuff.

Soon enough, every surviving Saiyan is brought out of the city, flying high above it and looking down at King Vegeta. The king holds his right hand, clenched into a fist, up to his chest, looking into the distance as dozens of planes fly towards the Saiyans.

As they draw closer, he swings his fist towards the city, opening it and firing a large beam of energy down to the city center. Chunks of ground and building are thrown in all directions, but only from the very edges of the city. Everything else is eradicated altogether, with nothing but a burning crater remaining of the once proud metropolis.

The planes turn tail and flee, while King Vegeta orders the Saiyans to descend into the crater.

Everyone mills about for a short time, mostly discussing what King Vegeta is waiting for.

>A. Search for King Vegeta

>B. See if you can find anyone from your old village

>C. Use your scouter to check if anyone is coming

>D. Find a group of Saiyans and swap stories from the battle

>>43263801
>B. See if you can find anyone from your old village

>>43263782
They deployed chemical weapons over their own city they deserve nothing but death

>>43263801
>>B. See if you can find anyone from your old village

>>43263801
>>B. See if you can find anyone from your old village

>>43263801
>C. Use your scouter to check if anyone is coming

Aw shit nigga
MONKEY TROUBLE

>>43263801
>C
It never hurts to look.

>D
"How many planes did you blow up?"

>>43263801
>>B. See if you can find anyone from your old village
Time to meet our main team?

>>43263688
>Biological Warfare

>>43263831
This

>>43263801
>>B. See if you can find anyone from your old village

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>>43263801
>D. Find a group of Saiyans and swap stories from the battle

I think we need to discuss something.

>>43263965
That we're basically space nazis?

>>43263801
>C. Use your scouter to check if anyone is coming
We have one of the few, we need to use it.

>>43264053
Nah.
Space pirates.

>>43264053
We're killing the space Nazis

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>>43264053
>>43263688

>>43264053
Nope!

Yahr harr fiddlle dee dee!

>>43263801
>C. Use your scouter to check if anyone is coming

>>43264053
No, it's just...

I don't think good guys go around slaughtering entire planets, I'm starting to doubt king Vegeta's policy on weak races...

>>43263801
>B. See if you can find anyone from your old village

Anyone below a certain strength level or level of intelligence will be ded.

>>43264110
Re read the manga.
Sayans were space pirates trading and stealing tech, weapons and planets.

>>43264110
Well its quite simple mein friend.

We aren't the good guys.

Roll credits.

>>43263827
With nothing better to do, you decide to look around for anyone from your old village.

You don't entirely expect to find anyone. Most of your village was killed during the war, a fate that befell many villages.

For as weak as the Tuffles were, they fought hard and had good technology. Nearly half of the Saiyan population was wiped out in the war, and had it not been for the full moon, a lot more would have died before the war was over.

To your mild surprise, you do find someone. A Saiyan male from your village named Soko. He's a bit younger than you, and a couple inches shorter. Really, the only reason you recognize him is his hair. Most Saiyans are born with black hair, but on occasion a Saiyan is born with hair of another color, though it most often happens in females.

He has spikey red hair, and a cut on his left cheek that looks new.

He sees you, and the two of you approach one another.

"Well, surprised to see you're alive, Daikon," he says as he reaches you. "A lot of us low levels got killed in the battle."

>A. Ask if he knows how many Saiyans died

>B. Compare achievements from the battle

>C. Ask if he knows whether anyone else from the village is still alive

>>43264141
Don't forget complete genocide. Delicious genocide.

>>43264157
>B. Compare achievements from the battle

>>43264157
>>C. Ask if he knows whether anyone else from the village is still alive

>>43264157
>C. Ask if he knows whether anyone else from the village is still alive

>>43264157
>B. Compare achievements from the battle

>>43264110
"Could we at least capture and enslave their women like civilized people?"

>>43264157
>>B. Compare achievements from the battle

>>43264087
The Brits had even bigger death cannons and their own Jack booted thugs this is why you don't use cartoon logic to determine these things

>>43264194
"Nope! Genocide!"

>>43264157
>>C. Ask if he knows whether anyone else from the village is still alive

>>43264157
>B. Compare achievements from the battle
"most of the low levels died because they sucked, Soko. I'm surprised you're still alive, you're nowhere near strong as me and even I managed to break out in a sweat."

We need to remind him of how much better we are than him. We took out planes and a missile platform all on our own after all.

>>43264230
I'd like to think we can rise above typical Saiyan arrogance

>C. Ask if he knows whether anyone else from the village is still alive

Ask if any chicks survived.

>>43264230
Or we could not be a cunt to one of the few surviving people from our village.