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>>43235450
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-ess7S0PS0

Mount Paozu. Thousands of miles from the world's giant capital city, far away from large civilization of any sort. A remote place where fierce creatures once ruled and normal humans dared not tread. Well, you're not exactly a human, are you? Neither is your husband, Son Goku. Speaking of, seems he's still fast asleep. You slowly get out of bed as you see the rising sun through the window. You place a gentle kiss on Goku's head. "Don't stay asleep for too long, monkey boy."

He fidgets slightly under the covers, snoring louder. Heh, same old Goku. You walk out of your bedroom and head down to check on the kids. Seems they're still asleep, for once. You walk over to Peppa, your daughter, noticing her still clutching that toy water gun Launch gave her for her birthday a couple days ago. A noise alerts you to a waking Gohan, rubbing his red hair out of his eyes as you approach. Pushing his plush bear aside, a gift from Yamcha, he reaches for you with a mumble of "Mah...! Maah!"

You gently pick up your son, patting his head as his tail wraps around your arm. He snuggles closer. Heh, even with that hat on, he's starting to look more and more like his dad. "Sorry if I woke you up there, kiddo." He giggles softly.

"Well well well, isn't this an adorable sight? Long time no see, little Tuffle girl..." a familiar woman's voice calls to you from nearby, just outside your window. Of course. Gods damn it...

>A. Towa, what do you want?
>B. Ignore her, too early to deal with her bullshit
>C. Something else?

>>43235462
"Oh, uh. Good morning, Towa. Did you want to join us for breakfast today?"

>>43235462
>A. Towa, what do you want?

>>43235462
>A. Towa, what do you want?
"Long time."

>>43235462
>A

>>43235450
Why isn't it Dragon Ball Z Tuffle Quest? That' stupid s.

>>43235450
>>43235642
Please redo the titling it before that name sticks!

>>43235666
Satan come on. Chill out, its not a big deal.

>>43235696
No, we voted for "Dragon Ball Z Tuffle Quest"

>>43235709
That's fine, but she isn't going to redo the damn thread for you.

Be patient, she can do it later in the archives and subsequent threads.

>>43235709
As far as I remember, the vote was for whether to continue numbering from quest #56 onwards, or switch to 'Z' and restart from quest #1.

Who cares where the 'Z' ends up?

>>43235788
Everything needs to be neat and orderly

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>>43235819
Piss off sperg lord

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>>43235462
You hold Gohan a little defensively. "Well, good morning to you too. Guess it has been a long time. You here to join us for breakfast or something?"

The blue demon woman laughs. "Hardly."

Gohan clutches your nightgown tighter, tail wrapped around your arm tighter. You take a step towards Towa. "What do you want?"

She smirks, sitting down on her staff. "Three years."

"What?" Damn it all. Another stupid nefarious plot of some sort. Should have expected such.

"You and your friends all have three years to get strong enough to prevent your little blue planet from sharing the same fate as the world the Tuffles and Saiyans once called home." Towa tilts her head, leaning closer, the smirk on her face now a predatory smile. "All of you must get stronger. Much stronger."

Gohan gives the demon woman a confused look, then stares back at you. "Mah...?"

>A. Are you threatening us, warning us, or both?
>B. You sure you don't want to join us for breakfast? I make some mean pancakes
>C. Any other things you came here to tell us?
>D. Something else?

Seven posts. It only took seven posts for someone to start complaining about the most pointless thing yet.

It's like the thread has been christened, somehow.

>>43235874
>>A. Are you threatening us, warning us, or both?

>>43235874
>A. Are you threatening us, warning us, or both?
"Are you talking about Freeza?"

>C. Any other things you came here to tell us?

>>43235874
>B. You sure you don't want to join us for breakfast? I make some mean pancakes
>C. Any other things you came here to tell us?

>>43235874
>B. You sure you don't want to join us for breakfast? I make some mean Irish Stew
>arrest her

>>43235874
B
C

>>43235874
>A. Are you threatening us, warning us, or both?

>>43235874
>B. You sure you don't want to join us for breakfast? I make some mean pancakes
>C. Any other things you came here to tell us?

>>43235874

Sounds like Freeza.

I always wanted to punch him in the face.

I assume this warning is a bit of entertainment for you too.

>>43235450
>>"Canon" had already taken a sharp turn from the "norm" when you began, and through your actions, choices, and dialogue, took even further turns from the "norm," and will probably continue to do so
Was this the short refresher?

>>43235979

The pastebin

>>43235979
The pastebin anon. Read the entire post mang.

>>43235979
The pastebin is a condensed summary of 55 threads in a single short read.

>>43235989
>>43235991
Oh, I thought that was the pastebin with all our stats in it.

>>43235874
>B. You sure you don't want to join us for breakfast? I make some mean pancakes
>C. Any other things you came here to tell us?

I made this, it's not what anyone asked for, but I did it anyway http://pastebin.com/Rb07YBXn

Rolled 8, 10, 8, 17, 2 = 45 (5d20)

Let's see...

>>43236071
Hah. Okay, roll me 1d20, DC 8.

>>43236068
shaddup, I want the details of the honeymoon as vague as possible

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>43236087

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>43236087
pls

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>43236071

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>43236087

>>43236098
WELP. What a way to start Z.

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>>43236087

>>43236098
A good start

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>43236087

>>43236068
Oh jeez you couldn't resist could you?

>>43236116
Then there will be unexpectedly hosting the brother in law we never knew about.

>>43236098
I shouldn't have expected any less. Writing...

>>43236098
...Is this the party where she finally confesses her true feelings?

>>43236183
But that would be scandalous, we're a married woman!

Hey! Pancake Captcha!

...crepes and stacked pitabread ARE NOT PANCAKES!

>>43236202
...I think crepes are technically very thin pancakes...

>>43236243
They are tiny french pancakes.

>>43236243
I bet you think waffles and tortillas are pancakes too you fucking piece of shit

>>43236202
Wikipedia says crepes are thin pancakes.
>>43236260
Isn't a tortilla a spanish egg dish?

>>43236277
>>43236243
>>43236255
>>43236260
I take it back, lets not have this argument.

>>43236260
No they aren't, they use different batter, unlike crepes.

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>>43235874
Ugh, did she have to do this so early in the day...? "Are you threatening us, warning us, or both?"

Towa laughs. "Clever as always."

Your conversation seems to wake up Peppa, the little girl letting out a whine. Ah crap, girl can wake the dead with how loud she cries. You quickly help her up with telekinesis and bring her into your arms before she starts really crying, Gohan giving a little laugh to try and cheer his sister up. It works. You sigh with relief, then turn your attention back to Towa. "So, let me guess, part of that is Freeza, huh?" The demon woman nods. "Guess I'll have my chance to deck him in the schnozz sooner than I thought." You then give her an accusing glare. "This is entertainment for you, isn't it? Showing up, making some vague warning about the future... Oh well. You sure you don't want to join us for breakfast? I make some mean pancakes." You give her a sincere smile.

"Tempting." she says dryly, frowning.

Her loss. "Then is there anything else you wanted to tell me? I mean, aside from you being jealo-"

"I am not jealous." Towa's face goes red, but she keeps her cool. "...enjoy meeting your brother-in-law today."

"My what?" Aaaand she's gone. ...brother-in-law, huh? Well then.

>A. Make sure the kids are okay
>B. Try to wake up Goku, he can't sleep in all day
>C. Let him rest, might as well get breakfast started since you're up
>D. Something else?

>>43236343
>A. Make sure the kids are okay
>B. Try to wake up Goku, he can't sleep in all day

Damnit Towa, ya spoiled it.

>>43236343
>A. Make sure the kids are okay
>C. Let him rest, might as well get breakfast started since you're up

>>43236343
A
B

>>43236343
>A. Make sure the kids are okay
>C. Let him rest, might as well get breakfast started since you're up

>>43236343
>deck him in the schnozz
Man, that was really funny the first time it was said in DBZ Abridged.

>>43236343
>A, then C then when breakfast is ready B, let him know breakfast is ready

>>43236436
>>43236343
This works.

>>43236396
Kaio what?

>>43236343
>C. Let him rest, might as well get breakfast started since you're up

Let the man sleep.

>>43236396
Yeah, not that it's a big deal, but maybe cut back on the dbz lines from here on out.

>>43236484
Dbza lines, rather.

>>43236484
To be fair, that one is one we voted for in a previous thread.

>>43236549
We've already used it three times.
>said it to Lucifer
>said it to King Vegeta
>said it to Frieza

>>43236594
wubba lubba dub dub!

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>>43236343
You check on Gohan and Peppa. Your son's tail has loosened its grip on your arm and is now swaying happily as your daughter tries to reach for his hat. "Peppa, no."

"Pehpuh yuhs." she mumbles out. Guess they're starting pick up some of your bad habits. "Haf!"

"Hat, and that's your brother's." you tell her calmly, walking down the hallway with them. Seems they're just fine. Goku's still fast asleep, it seems. Well, maybe some breakfast will wake him up. You quickly cook something up, few pancakes and eggs. The kids try to behave themselves as they watch you, Gohan trying to talk to his sister.

After things are all set, Goku finally does get up. "Heya Maple! Oooh, smells good."

"Finally decide to join us back in the land of the living, huh?" you ask a little teasingly, placing a kiss on his cheek. "Morning, monkey boy."

The four of you eat, Peppa making a bit of a mess with her food while Gohan at least tries to eat properly. You tell Goku about Towa's warning, and then her mention of... a brother-in-law. "So, what do you think we should do? I mean, if you do have a brother coming here..."

Goku scratches his head. "Well... we'd sense if someone was coming wouldn't w-"

As if on cue, there seems to be a power level approaching the planet. Not very high, maybe 1200, but...

>A. We should drop the kids off with Eighter or brobro or someone before we head to him, just to be safe
>B. Let's surprise this brother of yours, he's an uncle now!
>C. Maybe we should ignore it until he actually does start trouble, we aren't the only ones sensing him
>D. Something else?

How long was the time skip?

>>43236779
2 days.

>>43236776
>A. We should drop the kids off with Eighter or brobro or someone before we head to him, just to be safe

>>43236776
>>A. We should drop the kids off with Eighter or brobro or someone before we head to him, just to be safe

>>43236776
B

>>43236776
>B. Let's surprise this brother of yours, he's an uncle now!
This can only end in good things.
Including "Wait, what?"

>>43236776
>A. Drop the kids off with Eighter or brobro or someone before we head to him, just to be safe.

Hey Kato! Out of curiosity, who lives in their area?

>>43236776
>B. Let's surprise this brother of yours, he's an uncle now!

>>43236779
Like four years?
It was the timeskip from dragonball to dragonball z.

>>43236776
>A. We should drop the kids off with Eighter or brobro or someone before we head to him, just to be safe

>>43236776
>A. We should drop the kids off with Eighter or brobro or someone before we head to him, just to be safe

>>43236776
>A. We should drop the kids off with Eighter or brobro or someone before we head to him, just to be safe

>>43236776
>>B. Let's surprise this brother of yours, he's an uncle now!

>>43236779
Between last thread and this one? A little over 2 years I think since the kids have already had a birthday.

>>43236776
>B. Let's surprise this brother of yours, he's an uncle now!

>>43236776
>"Pehpuh yuhs."
Oh no, we gave birth to ourself...
>A. We should drop the kids off with Eighter or brobro or someone before we head to him, just to be safe

>>43236776
>A. We should drop the kids off with Eighter or brobro or someone before we head to him, just to be safe

Even though I know he won't try shit, IC 1200 PL can still hurt kids and Saiyans aren't known for being nice.

Hey Kato, I assume we haven't stopped training, what's our power level right now?

>>43235450
>You are Maple Son-Mahogany
Nice try, we're still Maple Mahogany.

>>43236779
Like >>43236844 said. Your kids are a year old, as is brobro and Chi-chi's daughter. Pantea and Videl are 5, for reference.

>>43236815
Close to you and Goku? There's a very nice couple of old folks less than a mile from your house, and some other neighbors further away. Chi-chi and brobro are closest out of your main friends and family, Roshi not far either.

>>43236887
14,000.

>>43236927
Wow, our baseline is more than ten Radditz.

>>43236946
Gokus probably a 14-15 Raditz's at the base

>>43236946

Raio-ten is 100 Raditz power!

Just wait till you start measuring power in kilo-raditz's !

>>43236992
So we're what 1.2 decaraditz?

>>43236893
>>43236927
Why would you have a vote for something such as that on ask fm? Quit being sly.

>>43236981
>>43236992
>>43237023
Yes. Just...Yes.

>>43236946
honestly, if he gets uppity just set chu-lee on him

>>43237023
If we don't use our PL boosting abilities, yes. If we use those, that becomes centaraditz.

>>43236776
>B we're more than strong enough to protect our kids, lets set an extra plate and send him a ping with our scouter, just so he knows where to go.

Have we learned any techniques in the last two years? Any magic? Improved the gravity chamber? Worked on one of the spaceships?

>>43237038
The more important question is why are you such a bitch?

>>43237110
>>43236776
This is good

>>43237129
Don't engage it man. Let it be ignored.

>>43237129
I'd much rather keep our last name like chinawomen do rather than have this hyphenated-garbage she's taking from her life and placing here.

>>43237110
I like it.

>>43237110
>B this

I mean, I preferred Mahogany, too, but I'm not going to get buttmad about it.

>>43237177
Hey you know what you can do?
Shut up or not read the quest

>>43237110
This

>>43237238
Seems as though that's all we can do when we're not even given the option of choice.

>>43237110
Im willing to go for this for hilarity

>>43237209
>>43237226
>>43237248
Come on man, those were all exactly one minute apart.

>>43236776
>>B we're more than strong enough to protect our kids, lets set an extra plate and send him a ping with our scouter, just so he knows where to go.

>>43236776
>B we're more than strong enough to protect our kids, lets set an extra plate and send him a ping with our scouter, just so he knows where to go.

>>43237255
yeah, so fuck off or quit bitching

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>>43237280

>>43237289
>>43237288
Woah, exact same time, different post by one character
So, not one of those weird accidental doubleposts that happen sometimes

>>43237302
No, this is our quest, we all make the decisions, not a minority of questers who look at the ask fm.

>>43237280
I've posted twice in this thread, I was the last one

>>43237327
Even though i go on ask.fm i agree with this anon

>>43237327
I'm fine with Son-Mahogany.

>>43237327
You're literally the only person who cares.

>>43237345
Great! Did it win a vote here? What, there wasn't a vote?

>>43237345
same

Every body chill out. We got married so our name changed, it's nothing to be butthurt over. If it's just one guy complaining over and over again let's just ignore them and move on.

>>43237345
I vote Son Maple Mahagony. Make it as confusing as possible.

Honestly I try to follow the ask but when 90/100 of the asks are at best vaguely related to shit that's relevant it gets boring.

>>43237359
I'm making my vote here then, I am fine with Son-Mahogany.

>>43237363
Our name doesn't change when we get married.

>>43237359

calm down buddy :)

Damn it guys stop responding to him. It's already set, it doesn't matter. His bitching won't change anything.

>>43236946
I don't know what it is, but referring to powerlevels as X number of Raditz gets me every time.

>>43237404
It's not already set, it hasn't been voted on.

>>43237409
I can't wait until we reach a PL of 1.21 Giga-Raditz.

>>43237398
Yes it does, now please stop shitting up the thread for no good reason.

>>43237398
apparently it did, qm made a decision so just roll with it. No use crying over spilled milk.

>>43237409
Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his Raditz level?

>>43237428
No, it's either Mahogany or Son depending on which naming tradition we're using.

>>43237428
Exactly. I would have preferred sticking with Mahogany, too, but this is the exact opposite of a big deal.

>>43237455
I vote we pick Son-Mahogany.

We should totally clothes beam goku into his dad's outfit to mess with radiz

>>43237428
"Maple Mahogany" is way catchier though

>>43237110
>B
Sounds good.

>>43237479
It very much is, yeah. Again, though, I'm not going to bitch if it's getting changed.

>>43237478
We can do that before they spar.

>>43237472
Why? It sounds stupid. Either give up the maiden name or keep it, don't mix them.

>>43237478
Also shows off his muscles really well. Not that we care about that of course

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>>43237530

>Only three or four questposts
>anons fighting has us up to nearly 150 posts already

>>43237511
I like it.

>>43237553
Welcometo4chan.jpg.gif.webm.png.pdf

>>43237553
Over inane shit too.

Not as quick as a planefag thread though. Jesus those burn through fast.

>>43237553
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNRhiLwLkWs

>>43237565
So I presume you're going to hyphenate your last name when married?

>>43237574
Well, in things like Kant-O-Celle, you have like 150 people all having 20 different conversations at once.

>>43237621
I know, its insane how many people are in that thing.

>>43237586
I've got no problem with it, who gives a shit about famirie names these days, you're not bringing dishonour on your clan or anything

>>43237646
Let it never be said that Planefag can't draw a crowd.

>>43237671
Because we don't have to change our name, and I like our name.

Kato just let us vote on this so we can stop arguing

Guys, come on now.
Its been 4 story posts and we're already halfway to bump limit

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Really, guys?

>>43236776
Might be better to drop off the kids... but if they can at least stay out of trouble, things should be fine. "Well, guess we should surprise him then, ey monkey boy?" Goku takes a minute to respond. "Monkey boy? Helloooo?"

"Ah, s-sorry! Just..." He rubs the back of his head. "Well... thinking back on how things have been with you and Acer. Strange finding out I have a brother. Always kinda thought of Krillin and Acer as brothers, but..." He crosses his arms. "Wonder what he's like..."

"...well, he's a Saiyan, employed by Freeza. He's probably not the nicest person out there." Gotta be realistic here. You attempt to contact the Saiyan via Scouter, but... no dice. Seems he's... asleep? Huh.

"Yeah, guess so. Well, what're we waiting for?" Goku picks up Peppa, calling the Nimbus. You get Gohan and start flying with him in your arms. Seems Acer and Chi-chi had a similar idea, though they left little Izumi with the Ox King.

"Hey sis! Goku! So, what's up? You two sensed it as well, right?" brobro asks.

"Apparently, monkey boy's brother." you inform him. That gets a surprised look from him and his wife.

"Well... then what's the plan? Keep things low, or make sure he knows we mean business?" your brother asks.

>A. Keep things low, let him make the first move
>B. Don't suppress your Power Levels, make sure he knows what we all can do
>C. Something else?

>>43237717
>>A. Keep things low, let him make the first move

>>43237710
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck off tripfag, don't you have smut to write?

Since only one person cares about this, let's just keep it at Mahogany so he'll stop bitching. It does sound better, and this way we can go back to focusing on the actual quest.

>>43237717
>>B. Don't suppress your Power Levels, make sure he knows what we all can do

>>43237717
>A. Keep things low, let him make the first move

>>43237717
>C. Let's flip a coin. Whichever path we take could decide the fate of the world, so we should let fate decide itself.

>>43237717
>A. Keep things low, let him make the first move
Scouters can report back to PTO. Rather not show him everything we can do.

>C. Something else?
If he is only 1200 then stay at a comfortable 3 or 4k to keep him trying anything.

>>43237717
>B. Don't suppress your Power Levels, make sure he knows what we all can do
>>43237739
I dunno, probably

>>43237751
No, let's vote on it, like we should have been allowed to in the first place.

>>43237717
A

>>43237717
>B. Let him see we mean business.

Then invite him to lunch after removing his scouter.

>>43237777
This.
>>43237717

>>43237717
>A. Keep things low, let him make the first move
>>43237751
Nice try, but you can't trick us by pretending to be another anon.

>>43237751
No. You allow him to win once it makes him think his bitching can actually change things. No retcons especially over inconsequential shit.

>>43237777
>>43237717
This, best of both worlds.

>>43237717
>A. Keep things low, let him make the first move
once we get the scouter turned off we can let it all go

>>43237797
>take complainer's side
>nuh-uhnot good enough

Okay

>>43237777
>>43237717
Nice quads, seconded.

>>43237751
No, you don't realize what the problem here is. Whatever our last name is doesn't matter, that we weren't allowed a say in the matter is what's the matter.

>>43237777
i say about 1.5-2 raditz should do it

>>43237777
>This.

>>43237717
Going with quads here >>43237777
>>43237706
I didn't care at first but if we do I'm going to vote Son-Mahogany just to spite >>43237038

There have been dumb arguments but that takes the cake.

>>43237841
You know if this was SOM you might have an actual point. But it isn't, so you don't.

>>43237717
>C Have Goku get clothes beamed into his dad's cloths. Everyone else surprises their power levels. Should be Hilarious

>>43237841
The democratic process should always be upheld, okay?

>>43237841
we did, Kato just didn't want to waste time in thread on something this pointless and boring.

>>43237879
I'd trust a fascist regime with Kato at the helm

>>43237879
Just like that time Kato had all those ideas for outfits we didn't get to see until we already told Roshi we would wear that outfit he worked hard on. It was a fucking illusion of choice. We didn't get to pick from anything!

>>43237914
Strawpolls on twitter are a thing. Polling on Ask.fm? What planet does she come from where that's accepted?

>>43237777

Backing this.

>>43237931
Planet Plant obviously.

>>43237874
Nah.

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>>43237931
I knew it was you. Christ.

I sincerely say this: I would take not one but TWO of our resident autism anon over you.

If you can't handle Kato taking liberties on inconsequential shit to speed things up then this isn't the right quest for you. Simple as that.

>>43237931
Holy shit, I don't think I've ever seen someone make more of a mountain out of more of a molehill than you are right now.

>>43237931
>Strawpolls on twitter are a thing
>Implying people wouldn't bitch about that.

>>43237974
I'd rather her not take our liberties away at all, thank you very much.

>>43237931
Oh, you're the guy that shit his pants over the outfit we wore once? Neat.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RwVFHf1HbdY

>>43238000
Then leave.

>>43237914
Maybe Kato made a bad call with that.

Guys just ignore the autist.
... actually this isn't just an autist, this is an autist with downs and a head injury.

Rolled 11, 12, 12, 5, 7 = 47 (5d20)

Roll me 2d20, best of 5. DC 10 for both.

Rolled 8, 12 = 20 (2d20)

>>43238038
pls

Rolled 19, 20 = 39 (2d20)

>>43238038

>>43238001
It wasn't the outfit, it was that she forced us into an outfit with no other options to pick from that wouldn't make us look like an asshole.

Rolled 5, 1 = 6 (2d20)

>>43238038
Rollin'

>>43238014
Yes she under estimated your autism, it's an easy thing to do since even the most autistic autist is only half as autistic as you.

>>43238054
This guy

Rolled 10, 15 = 25 (2d20)

>>43238038

>>43238054
ooh, nice

>>43238064
but of course

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>>43238054
Nice job

>>43238064
Well at least the 1 is with the 20

Rolled 6, 20 = 26 (2d20)

>>43238038

>>43238055
Yes and that outfit clearly had a massive impact,

stuff like that happens in real life all the time, get the fuck over yourself.

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>>43237974
>I would take not one but TWO of our resident autism anon over you.
Awwww! Here, have a thing.

>>43238111
That's fucking adorable

Rolled 20, 14, 19, 13, 18 = 84 (5d20)

>>43238054
>>43238093
Welp

>>43238064
...well, one way to make a first impression.

And we're done with the argument now.

>>43238093
YAAAAAYYYY

>>43238070
That was my first post in the thread, as you would be able to tell if you had enabled new IP post tracking. Way to leap to conclusions about someone that says something that could even be twisted into being seen as support for the opposition and immediately begin attempting to insult them, it definitely makes you look like the more reasonable party.

>>43238136
...Primus, Chi-chi.

Okay, writing...

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>>43238179
My heart

I go on a 5 day vacation and come back to this
>We gots married
>We gots kids

Holy shit, i feel like ive taken crazy pills

>>43238274

Well it was a well planned wedding. Not going to Dragonball Vegas.

Maybe Chuckles could write his Space Monkies going to Dragonball Space Vegas.

>>43238305
Holy shit it was a twin double wedding
>My sides

>>43238305
>it's the only time Arctus canonically shows up in Space Monkeys

>he has drank enough to kill at least forty people but he keeps going

>>43238349
Acer got carried off by Chichi, even!

don't catch a bridal bouquet, boys

>>43238358
>"Too Many Shots Baby!"

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When an Arcosian blows up a planet, does their body do like Cars from Jojo?

>>43238358
>Drinking contest with Arctus

>he drinks yours as well as his for eight consecutive rounds before you get a sip

>he still wins

Kato, can you explain how Yajirobe saved the world by eating in the timeskip?

>>43238409
>Arctus bs Piccolo vs Cell with Arctus's cells in a drinking contest
Who wins?

>>43238472
Arctus due to Cells weakness caused by his other genetic donors

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>>43237717
"Let's stay in the 3000 range. Don't want to start tipping off anyone in the PTO." you say, recalling what you talked with Jaco about. "Kids will stay on the nimbus."

"Nimbuh!" Gohan shouts excitedly, his sister tugging at the cloud and laughing with him.

The Saiyan lands in what seems to be a farm, with some ostrich-chickens running in terror. A farmer approaches as the pod opens. And... there he is. A Saiyan with long, spiky hair, tail around his waist, wearing some kind of armor, Scouter on his face. A farmer approaches him, slightly scared, holding a rifle in his hands. "Well, this planet is more lively than it should be. Damn it Kakarot." He taps his Scouter, first noticing the farmer. "What's this... five? This is the kind of-" A beep alerts him to others. "...36 and 39, close by. Hrm and... hundr-" His eyes go wide as he finally notices the four of you approach, the Nimbus taking the kids further away. "W-what is... 1900... 3000?! Wait a minute... Kakarot?"

Goku lands. "Hey! My name's Goku!"

The Saiyan is clearly confused. "W-wha-"

"And this is my wife Maple." Monkey boy pats you on the shoulder. "Who are you?"

(cont.)

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>>43238601
The Saiyan is dumbfounded. "...y-your... your w-w-" And then notices the Scouters on you and brobro. "Wait... records show only Kakarot was supposed to be here, who are you?!" Before you can respond, one of the terrified birds runs past you, scaring the farmer and causing him to try and fire at the Saiyan. He catches the bullet. "Excuse me for a moment." He immediately tries to fling it at the farmer, Acer catching it.

"Hey!" your brother shouts at him, crushing the bullet. "Rude."

"...r-rude? RUDE?! I'LL SHOW YOU RUDE!" He tries to fire an energy blast at your brother, Chi-chi stepping in and knocking it aside. "...RRAAAAGH!" He ineffectually tries to attack, Goku dodging his strikes easily, you catching him and tossing him to the ground.

"Aheh, sorry about that, but you need to relax more." Goku tells his brother, trying to walk over and managing to step on his tail. The Saiyan lets out a howl of pain. "Ah! S-sorry, sorry!"

"What... what is... this..." he mumbles out, standing up and blowing on his tail. "This is not happening..."

>A. Tell him to turn off his Scouter
>B. Read his mind, try to figure some things out
>C. He needs to be away from innocent bystanders, drag him out of here
>D. Something else?

It might be a good idea to power up fully and wipe out his scouter.


Captcha, speed limit 45 is not a street name...

>>43238628
>>D. Something else?
TK the Scouter off of him.
"I always wanted to take a look at one of these knock offs."

>C. He needs to be away from innocent bystanders, drag him out of here

>>43238628
>A. Tell him to turn off his Scouter
if not we'll do it for him

>>43238628
>A. Tell him to turn off his Scouter
>B. Read his mind, try to figure some things out

>>43238650
Seconding, and turn it off while we have it.

>>43238628
>A. Tell him to turn off his Scouter
Less PTO knows the better. Deal with this right now.

>>43238628
>>A. Tell him to turn off his Scouter

>>43238628
>A. Tell him to turn off his Scouter
Should make sure to say Please, too.
>D. Invite him to lunch.

>>43238650
>>43238628
This. Ha!
"I heard these blow up if they get over a certain limit. Kind of a design flaw."

>>43238628
>A. Tell him to turn off his Scouter

>>43238628
Knocking out his Scouter, or at least making sure he can't use it to report back, is probably our first priority. Then try to explain to him that the PTO has vastly underestimated Earth and sent him on a suicide mission in which not murdering everyone around him is his best chance of survival. May need to read his mind for material before that happens, though.

>>43238628
>D. "Hey, do you mind if we could take your ship for research and development?"

>>43238628
>>A. Tell him to turn off his Scouter
>>C. He needs to be away from innocent bystanders, drag him out of here

>>43238628
>A. Tell him to turn off his Scouter
Then politely ask him what he is here for.

>>43238628
>A
>B
>C
>D
"After such a long trip I'm sure you must be starved, come join us for lunch, tell us about yourself. After all you are family."

>>43238650
>This.
also
>D
Invite him for lunch.

>>43238472
>"Sorry, Cell, but it looks like you underestimated me. You see, you aren't dealing with your average everyday alcoholic any more..."

Raditz is about to be Befriended, this is most excellent.

Once the scouter is turned off we should probably let him know what really happened to Planet Plant.

>>43238852
He knows. Freeza told Vegeta, Nappa, and Raditz sometime during one of Vegeta's flashbacks.

...I think.

>>43238852
Let's read his mind first before we start assuming.

>>43238852
We do need to do that, we must also find a way to get Napa and Vegita here too.

>>43238840

Drag his ass to baba, end up having him fight and then talk to his dad for the true low down.

>>43238876
Dodoria told Vegeta, brains-for-shit.

>>43238876
No only Vegita knows, but he can't do anything about it yet so has kept it to himself.

>>43238900
This is a good idea, maybe after we train him a bit. More saiyan dakka on our side is always a good thing.

>>43238911
Vegeta didn't know until Namek.

The real question is when should Goku show him that the legend is real?

My main goal with Raditz right now is to get him somewhat on our side and have him be strong enough to fight Nappa and WIN.

>>43238967
Only until he for sure on our side. THAT is the one thing we don't want going back to PTO.

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>>43238628
You read his mind a bit.

'Raditz, find your brother! they said. It'll be easy! they said. Those readings were just glitches! they said.'

Well, that's one thing. "Raditz, is it?"

He spins around, trying to take a defensive stance but now it's clear you've... kind of scared him. "H-HOW DO YOU KNOW MY NAME?!"

"I'll tell you if you turn off your Scouter." you say with a cheeky grin. "Please?'

"...am I in Hell?" he wonders aloud. "I must be. I am in Hell."

You telekinetically float the device over to you and attempt to turn it off, but... "Oh my God, Raditz, did you actually screw this up?" a voice on the other end asks. Sounds kinda arrogant.

"Guess I owe you a beer, Vegeta." another voice adds.

You turn off the Scouter. "Well, guess we'll have to see what they did to the knockoffs later. Brobro, catch!" You throw the device over to Acer. "There are probably a number of design flaws to it still. Bet it explodes if it gets too high a reading."

The Saiyan simply sits down, repeating "I'm in Hell. I died and this is my Hell." over and over, like some sort of mantra.

"Hey, cheer up, uh... brobro?" Goku tries to reassure him. Raditz stares blankly at your husband.

"Come on, let's talk this over over some brunch or something." you add. Better to get him away from the terrified farmer.

Chi-chi picks up the Saiyan's ship. "Want me to bring this over to Bulma, Maple?"

>A. Sure, smart thinking
>B. Nah, I want to take a look at it first
>C. So, Raditz, how about it? Want to join us for brunch? There're a lot of questions I bet you want to ask
>D. Something else?

>>43238996
>B. Nah, I want to take a look at it first
"Let me tinker around in it after we eat, then we'll send it to Bulma."
>C. So, Raditz, how about it? Want to join us for brunch? There're a lot of questions I bet you want to ask

>>43238996
>>B. Nah, I want to take a look at it first
>>C. So, Raditz, how about it? Want to join us for brunch? There're a lot of questions I bet you want to ask

>>43239027
Seconding

>>43238996
>B. Nah, I want to take a look at it first
>C. So, Raditz, how about it? Want to join us for brunch? There're a lot of questions I bet you want to ask

>>43238996
>B. Nah, I want to take a look at it first
I kinda want first dibs on chatting nonchalantly with Vegeta and Nappa.
>C. So, Raditz, how about it? Want to join us for brunch? There're a lot of questions I bet you want to ask

>>43238996
>A. Sure, smart thinking
We can drop by and help out after meeting Gohan and Peppa's uncle.

>>43239027
Backing
>>43238996

>>43238996
>A. Sure, smart thinking
>C. So, Raditz, how about it? Want to join us for brunch? There're a lot of questions I bet you want to ask

Do I archive this as Dragon Ball Tuffle Quest Z, or Dragon Ball Z Tuffle Quest?

>>43239056
This so much!

>>43239229
Just let Kato do it like usual.

>>43239229
Honestly I think the thread title rolls off the tongue better, so I vote that. But yea, let Kato handle things.

>>43239229
You don't, kato archives it as what ever she wants.

>>43239267
>>43239250
Eh, I can do it pretty quick. And yeah, I guess putting Z at the end is pretty catchy. Disregard the coin flip.

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>>43238996
>'Raditz, find your brother! they said. It'll be easy! they said. Those readings were just glitches! they said.'

>>43239311
Honestly I don't care how quickly you can do it, let Kato.

>>43238996
>Raditz comes to earth looking for his brother and maybe a fight or two. Insteqd meets his brother and his brothers new family and gets invited to lunch.

Most excellent this has me loling.

>>43239421

He only picked up 4 3000 readings, he is now realizing the truth that the hundred thousand readings were real, and the moment of multi million was too.

>>43239441
he went and did it anyway

>>43239542
Well at least the tags and title are right. Most important parts.

>>43239558
Yeah, I was scared it was a mis-archiver

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>>43238996
You shake your head. "Nah, I want to take a look at it first. Let me tinker around in it after we eat, then we'll send it to Bulma."

"Fair point." she comments, tossing the spaceship in the air and catching it.

"Might need to be careful about it, remember Beelzebub destroying the one he landed here in?" Acer mentions. "Raditz, is it?"

"...yes." He seems to have resigned himself to his fate.

"Does your ship have any sort of tracking device in it?" your brother asks him. Hah, smart thinking, brobro.

"They know I'm on this planet." He's looking at you and your brother, confusion, fear, and just a bit of curiosity on his face. Not a very "Saiyan" look he has there. "If this isn't all a bad dr-OW!"

One of the ostrich-chickens tried to bite at his tail, thinking it an oversized worm. He tries to power up an attack to blast it with, but Goku grabs his arm. "Guess not, heh!"

He pulls his hand away. "...what the hell happened to you, Kakarot? Who are these... these fighters, why are you all so strong?!"

"We can tell you more over brunch. I'm sure Peppa and Gohan would like to meet their uncle." Yep. He's not gonna be a threat anymore.

"...what."

"Nimbus, kids! Come on!" Goku calls for the cloud. Your son and daughter look at the Saiyan curiously. "Meet uncle... uh... Radish?"

"Raditz." he mumbles. Noticing their tails, however, that gets him curious. "...fine. I'll... have the stupid meal with you."

"Great!" Goku says cheerfully.

You bring the Saiyan back to your home, your kids shyly trying investigating this new family member. He takes a seat at your table, still not really believing all this is happening, but at least intrigued enough to play along. "You. Woman... those are your kids, correct? Are you... also a Saiyan, or one of this planet's natives?"

>A. Neither
>B. The name's Maple, Raditz
>C. Goku and I do share a common planet of origin, from a certain point of view
>D. Ask him some questions
>E. Something else?

I love you mom

>>43239558
You could say that it's the only part required of an archive.

>>43239585
>B. The name's Maple, Raditz
>C. Goku and I do share a common planet of origin, from a certain point of view

>>43239585
>A. Neither
"Though..."
>C. Goku and I do share a common planet of origin, from a certain point of view

>B. The name's Maple, Raditz
"Nice to meet you."

>D. Ask him some questions
"So can I ask what your business in coming to Earth was?"

>>43239585
>A. Nahhh, I'm a space alien, but from the spoooooky part of space! You could say me and my brother are the ghosts of a legacy.

>>43239585
>>C. Goku and I do share a common planet of origin, from a certain point of view
>My Dad actually sent me to kill him. Ghost Dad is a massive prick though, so I ignored him. Seriously, who mentally tortures a pair of kids for years, then dumps them on a planet with no way home and expects them to carry out their stupid "revenge"

>>43239585
>>B. The name's Maple, Raditz
>C. Goku and I do share a common planet of origin, from a certain point of view
I think it'd be more amusing to state very bluntly that we are a Tuffle. See Raditz spit up his drink.

>>43239585
>>B. The name's Maple, Raditz
>>C. Goku and I do share a common planet of origin, from a certain point of view

>>43239585
>A. Neither
>B. The name's Maple, Raditz
>C. Goku and I do share a common planet of origin, from a certain point of view
>D. Ask him some questions
"Do you have any children of your own? Maybe have an eye on some saiyan woman that might be out there somewhere?"
"How old are you, anyways? How old is Goku? Do you know when his actual birthday might be?"

>>43239585
>A. Neither
>B. The name's Maple, Raditz
>C. Goku and I do share a common planet of origin, from a certain point of view

>>43239708
>>43239676
>>43239585

>>43239681
We weren't mentally tortured, but he did dump us off when he realized we weren't slaves to revengence.

>>43239749
>>43239585
Oops forgot the 'These' if that wasn't clear.

>>43239585
>A. Neither
>B. The name's Maple, Raditz
"'Woman' isn't gonna fly, by the way."

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>>43239585
>B. The name's Maple, Raditz
>C. Goku and I do share a common planet of origin, from a certain point of view.

Does Grunkle Arctus live in Maple's attic yet

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>>43239585
>E.

>>43239801
Soon

>>43239749
Okay, maybe mental torture is too strong, but the CPS would not be happy with ghost dad even before he dumped us on a random planet.

>>43239779
>that image

God fucking dammit my sides.

I don't know why that is so funny to me.

That spaceship looks like a baseball

>>43239801
Nope, we don't deal with drunks.

>>43239901
That's how space travel works, you just need to find someone to throw you really hard.

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>>43239938
I have someone in mind.

>>43239676
>>43239585
This

>>43239972
Anon we don't talk about the dark days

>>43239593
Cut it out with the creepy bullcrap

>>43240055
Seriously. Questtripfag or not, we've had more than enough creepy "mommy" shit in these threads already.

>>43240081
Sorry, daddy~

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>>43240081
I'll be your mommy~

>>43240081
For the quest runners it's more of a joke than the creepy guy, in all fairness.

>>43240081
>>43240055
>the running gag

>your heads

Granted, there are a couple of people who take it way too far.

>>43240165
I like the joke where Chuckles and Eail are having an abusive gay affair

We gonna train Raditz to be stronger then both Vegeta and Nappa aren't we?

Does he know the fake moon technique or was that just Vegeta and Turles who knew it?

>>43240251
I want to get him stronger than at least Nappa before they touch down. Show that 'Elite' who's boss.

Raditz and nappa fuse.
What is the resulting hair?

>>43240288
Armpits

>>43240288
Guile's hair.

>>43240272
Plus Raditz has some nifty moves we can exchange with him.

Plus we can teach him how to control his Oozaru state like we did for Goku.

>>43240288
Really long combover.

>>43240251
Nappa maybe. Not stronger than Vegeta before they come. Speaking of which how should we get them to come? They only came in canon because Piccolo mentioned dragon balls.

>>43240231
I get that it's a running joke for some people. The people who take it too far are why I said it was creepy and should stop. But, based on everyone's response, it seems like the hivemind wants mommy posts.

>>43240244
... That's not a joke Anon...

>>43240320
>Hey Vegeta. We've got a Super Saiyan and we know the Super Saiyan God. You wanna come to Earth now?

>>43240320
Probably to investigate why Raditz suddenly dropped off. Or we end up talking to them via Raditz's scouter.

>>43240320
Well if we he can learn Raio and Kaioken then he can probably match Vegeta pretty evenly.

I say we have Chuu Lee train him in those techniques too, it'd be good for her to actually get some teaching experience.

>>43240330
>it seems like the hivemind wants mommy posts.
MORE POSTS DECLARING OUR LOVE TO THE QUEEEEEEN

>>43240336
No that's a good way for freeza to come and blow shit up. We should just bring up his brothers name and ask if they'd like to get together and talk about good ole planet plant.

Tfw oozaru stand absolutely no chance against raioken, even used by a really lower powerlevel
Speed is their biggest weakness

>>43240330
How could you hate stern daddy SOM, creepy uncle Chuck, brotha Eail, and -

MOOOOOOMMMM! Ugh.

There are some people who make it weird, but really it's to show how all the DB and DBZ QMs interact and actually speak to each other.

>>43240244
Joke?

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>>43240402
Plus the family thing has kinda been acknowledged in previous threads.

I like it. It makes all the DB quests seem more like their in connected, even if their all in alternate dimensions.

I kinda wanna see a Dragon Ball Multiverse Quest.

Without any of the filler of course.

>>43240358

His scouter goes offline, reports 3k levels, sees Goku. Probably show up to investigate.

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>>43239585
You place some tea down for him. "Neither, though... guess you could say Goku and I do share a common planet of origin, from a certain point of view." That confuses him. "The name is 'Maple,' by the way. 'Woman' won't fly here. I AM your sister-in-law now, after all. Say, do you have any kids of your own?"

"...no." the Saiyan replies bluntly.

Guess he's not the type. "Well, now you have some other living relatives, at least."

"Yep!" Goku comments, sitting down. "So, why are you here, Raditz?"

The other Saiyan gives Goku a confused look. "You should know why. Tell me, what happened to you? Where are your instincts? You should have rid this planet of life years ago!"

You and Goku look at him, and then at each other. And then start laughing. "Heh, yeah, like he ever could."

Raditz frowns, but starts to catch on. "So I take it that you aren't the only strong warriors on this world. Even with the moon, though, you should be able to-"

"Man, the PTO really is full of jerks." you comment. "So, you were here to 'collect' Goku, huh?"

"...there is a planet that we were having difficulty conquering. With another Saiyan on our side, we would have been able to conquer it easily." He takes a drink, surprised he finds it enjoyable. His eyes then glance towards you. "...I take it you have something to do with why Kakarot hasn't completed his mission."

You and Goku look at each other. Monkey boy asks you, "You want to tell him?"

(cont.)