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Sweat and heat. I wake up, every part of me already feeling worn out and tired, the uncomfortable feeling of sweat under my clothes and everywhere else, making me feel icky as I shift and yawn, pushing myself up from the rough, unloving old board table, my hands hurting just from touching it so roughly.

I briefly wonder where I am, before my eye aches under the loose bandages covering it and a quarter of my face. I groan in pain and dread realization as I gently touch my hand over my missing eye.

*Clitter, Clatter*

I look down, seeing the weird Beetle ant thing Me and Lawren...Lucy have decided to keep as a kind of pet. It tilts it's head, it's antenna twitching as it bumps into my leg gently with it's horns, which look like of like a spade split in half.

I hear a heavy sigh and turn to see my elven friend, staring into a dirty glass mug of water, looking at her reflection with tired looking eyes. She runs a hand through her short blond hair and looks up at me, smiling as she wipes her tear stained cheeks

"Oh, you're finally awake Ka..Krovachi" She says, barely smiling "Don't know how you managed to sleep in this place, I mean you didn't even wake up when some fuckfaces tried to throw you out because of how you look...but our little friend here kept them away, didn't you?"

I smirk, and reach down to pat our little hiver, a dull thud resounding from it's carapace covered head.

What do I say?
[] Good Morning Lucy
[] Do you remember their faces?
[] Still can't believe they wouldn't give us a room
[] Who's a good man eating bug thing? you are
[] still need to give it a name
[] Oh fuck...I need to get my new sword
[] they didn't touch you did they?
[] We need a better place to stay.
[] I want to stab something
[] ....oh right...we're in the game still aren't we
[] write in
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>>43183483
>[] Good Morning Lucy
>[] Oh fuck...I need to get my new sword
>[] I want to stab something
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>>43183483
>[] Good Morning Lucy
>[] they didn't touch you did they?
>[] We need a better place to stay.
>[] Oh fuck...I need to get my new sword
>>
>>43183483
>[] Good Morning Lucy
>[] Do you remember their faces?
>[] Who's a good man eating bug thing? you are
>[] they didn't touch you did they?
>[] Oh fuck...I need to get my new sword
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>>43183483
[] Good Morning Lucy
[] Still can't believe they wouldn't give us a room
[] Who's a good man eating bug thing? you are
[] still need to give it a name
[] Oh fuck...I need to get my new sword
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>>43183483
This >>43183524
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>>43183483
>[] Oh fuck...I need to get my new sword
>[] they didn't touch you did they?
>[] Good Morning Lucy

Captcha thinks a bowl of rusty screws is candy.
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>>43183483
>[] Good Morning Lucy
>[] they didn't touch you did they?
>[] I want to stab something
>[] Oh fuck...I need to get my new sword
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>>43183483
>[] Who's a good man eating bug thing? you are
>[] still need to give it a name
>[] Oh fuck...I need to get my new sword
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>>43183483
>[] Good Morning Lucy
>[] Still can't believe they wouldn't give us a room
>[] Who's a good man eating bug thing? you are
>[] Oh fuck...I need to get my new sword
>[] they didn't touch you did they?
>[] We need a better place to stay.
>[] ....oh right...we're in the game still aren't we
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>>43183483
>[] Good Morning Lucy
>[] Who's a good man eating bug thing? you are
>[] Oh fuck...I need to get my new sword
>[] I want to stab something
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>>43183483
>[] ey bebe, u want sum fuk?
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"Oh, good morning Lucy" I say as I rub my remaining eye gently, careful to not accidentally hurt it "oh...um well, guess I was right about it then...who's a good man eating bug thing?"

The beetle ant clatters and clicks it's mandibles happily.
I grin, leaning back in my chair as I yawn and stretch, I'm already getting tired of all these people treating me like crap in here, I mean at least most other players ignore me, but the npcs get on my nerves with their constant stares and such.

"Yeah, fucking sickening isn't it" Lucy sighs as she takes a sip of water "but they were pretty much just talking big shit, and other stuff, it was annoying as all hell"

"They didn't touch you did they?" I ask, looking at my friend as her face turns a very bright shade of red.

"W..what no, of course not" She says sheepishly "they were to terrified of you and...whatits name to to even get close enough to do anything to me, god katie, why'd you think about something like that!"


"I don't know" I say shrugging as I start to finally wake up, as I remember I needed to get something today didn't I "oh fuuuck I need to pick up my new sword"

"You bought a new sword?" She sighs, rubbing her forhead "We kind of need all the money we can get you know, we're homeless Krovachi"

"Eh, I have a house deed" I say yawning as I stand up, pushing my chair out "And I haven't paid for it yet, okay I just want to stab something with a sword that isn't fucking shit, stop getting your panties in a"

Oh fuck...Lucy's lip trembles and she starts sobbing into the table again

I sigh.

What do you do?
[] get my sword
[] Comfort her
[] Kick her
[] Drag her along
[] Take the hiver for a walk
[]Order her a beer
[] wander around
[] talk to another player
[] write in
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>>43183797
>[] Drag her along
>[]Order her a beer
>[] get my sword
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>>43183797
>[] Comfort her
>[]Order her a beer
>[] Drag her along
>[] get my sword
Stop being a Maiden Lucy.
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>>43183797
>[]Order her a beer
>[] get my sword
>[] Drag her along
>[] Comfort her
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>>43183797
>[] Comfort her
>[]Order her a beer
>[] Drag her along
>[] get my sword
Was Luci already such a pussy in RL?
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>>43183797
>[] Comfort her with teasing.
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>>43183797
>[] Comfort her
>[] Drag her along
>[] get my sword
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>>43183797
>[] Just like in my doujins.
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>>43183797
I don't care what we do as long as
>get my sword
Is included.
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>>43183797
>[] get my sword
>>
So dod we know if Katie shit posted on 4chan? Because I could see her being on the /u/boat.
>>
Whats with the sudden influx of faggots and retards? Are we being raided?
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>>43184003
>sudden influx of faggots and retards?
But that's just /tg/
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>>43184003
What are you specifically talking about?
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>>43184003
>Whats with the sudden influx of faggots and retards?
>sudden
Have you just not read any Hm quests in the last few months?
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>>43184040
meh at least this shitposting is pretty tame, once we get past char. gen everything calms down
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>>43184098
I'm still salty about the race issue.
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I frown, and lean down to her level, gently patting her back, almost cautiously since I'm afraid she'll snap at me if I touch her to roughly.

"Sorry, I didn't mean to make you remember... that" I sigh as I rub her back, making her hiccup between sobs "Uh..HEY CAN WE GET A FRESH..er Pint over here?"

"You can have a bottle, what do we look like a bar?" the inn keeper huffs "...hmm, but it looks like you need one quick"

"Thank yoou" I say smiling as Lucy looks up at me "look I know this is harder for you than it is for me, but I still lost an eye, and I'm not really that upset over it"

"Yeah, but you didn't wake up as a big burly man with a chest the size of a truck" she whimpers "just imagine how weird and wrong that'd feel Krovachi, just for a second please"

"I don't think I could" I say as the inn keep places a dark brown bottle on the table, grabbing a coin from Lucy's bag as he walks away "but it's not like we can do anything about it right now, so just keep your chin up, and we'll take care of eachother, okay"

"Okay" she mumbles as she stands up and pulls the cap off her beer, taking a swig of it as I grab her other hand, and drag her through the filled inn, several players sitting around a table, studying maps and drinking, a big minotaur waves at us as we leave.

I push open the double doors, the morning light burning my eye for a second as lucy leans onto me, making me have to limp across the leaf covered stone street as a red haired woman grabs her child and quickly walks in the opposite direction of where I'm going
cont
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>>43184146
I sigh as I realize our hiver is following besides us, clacking menacingly at anyone who gets to closet to us. I smile, and pat it on the uh...back part as I keep walking down the street, trying to ignore the people gasping and talking amongst themselves as I walk up to the empty open stall, filled with smoke and steam.

"Here to pick up" I say smiling as the black smith silhouette darts around in the smoke

"Oh, right the monster" he sighs as he grabs a package "that'll be seventeen coins"

my eye twitches

"What?" I ask tilting my head as the smoke clears, as the big man waves his hand and coughs loudly

"Seventeen coins, take it or leave it" He grunts, glaring at me down his bright red nose

What do you say?
[] Fine...
[]but..but It was fifteen when I ordered it
[] Fuck you
[]hmm, my friend here is a magic user you know..
[] You're an asshole
[] Oh cooome on, I'm dirt poor as is, don't do this to me
[] write in
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>>43184253
>[]but..but It was fifteen when I ordered it
>[] Fuck you
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>>43184253
>[] Fuck you
>Are you trying to change the deal?
>Remove bandage covering our eye
>You know what happens when you try to shortchange a demon right?
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>>43184253
>but It was fifteen when I ordered it
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>>43184253
>[]but..but It was fifteen when I ordered it
>[] You're an asshole
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>>43184253
>[]but..but It was fifteen when I ordered it
>[] Fuck you
Fucking npcs, I knew we should have just stuck with the murderhobo life.
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>>43184253
>but It was fifteen when I ordered it
>[] Fuck you
>[] You're an asshole
>>
>>43184253
>[] Fuck you
>[]hmm, my friend here is a magic user you know..
>[] You're an asshole
>>
I don't think saying fuck you is a great haggling strategy, but i'll be damned if I can think of a better thing to say here.
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>>43184253
>[]but..but It was fifteen when I ordered it
changing the price like that is kind of a dick move
>[] write in
lets take a look at it first and see if its worth the price increase.
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>>43184328
>I don't think saying fuck you is a great haggling strategy
Its not, but I also don't intend to haggle. He can take the 15 coins, or we just find someone else to do business with, or just wait for our first weapon drop.
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>>43184253
>[]but..but It was fifteen when I ordered it
>[] You're an asshole
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>>43184358
We really need a bigger sword though, which is why we're dealing with this bullshit... Sigh

Not gonna lie the race drama is kinda fun
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>>43184358
Well, we have more then enough to pay for it even if it's 2 extra, but I understand it's the fact that he changed the price.
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>>43184407
>We really need a bigger sword though
We don't really 'need' a new sword. It would be nice, but we can still very well do with our curent one. The DMG+ isn't even that high.
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>>43184407
>.. Sigh
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>>43184421
its probably something we should get used to it said we would be treated like crap by people for being tainted
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>>43184358
You do know that most first weapon drops are "shitty short sword" or "Shitty long sword" or "shitty shield" right? The good drops everyone is dancing about only happens once every 100 or so low level enemies. We've fought less than 10.
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>>43184467
uh, uh, i dunno how to respond to that
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'B...but it was fifteen when I ordered it" I say, as I feel my heart sink somewhere past my stomach, to like my kidneys or something. Lucy sighs and pats me on the head lazily.

"Should've known this would've happened" She sighs "you really should've looked up the game mechanics before you started playing"

The black smith huffs, wiping his soot covered face.

"Yes, and it...took more materials then expected" He says grinning, showing his apalling browned teeth "And need I remind you, I'm throwing in a free cloak and eye patch for your benefit..also the fuck is she talking about, mechanics, what do I look like a gold to you?"

I glare at him, growling as I put my foot out to stop our hiver from ripping his leg off.

"Fuck you, you said it was fifteen coins" I say angrily, clenching my fists "no more and no less we agreed on it"

"Yes we did, but things changed, and I needed to use more metal than I thought I did" He says coldly, crossing his arms as his eyes dart back and forth between me and the hiver "So pay up or get out, you're scaring away customers"

"You're an asshole" I huff angrily

"You expected him not to be?" Lucy says sounding upset and sorry "

"I have a buyer, who wants a sword pretty much like the one you ordered, but he's offering double" the smith sneers "But I'm sure he can go without... now are you going to pay me the twenty or do I have to get the guards to get your out of my store"

What do you do?
[] walk away angrily, swearing vengence
[] smile and walk away
[] Fuuuck You
[]...fine
[]You're really making me mad right now
[] Glare at him
[] is there any way I could make you lower the price?
[]write in
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>>43184524
>You do know that most first weapon drops are "shitty short sword" or "Shitty long sword" or "shitty shield" right?
And those are on par with the sword we would have gotten here. Its explicitly a poor weapon.
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>>43184524
Incase you missed that, the weapon we would have gotten would also have had low quality, so thats not a argument at all.
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>>43184570
It's a normal weapon. It'd be a green weapon drop in borderlands while we have a gray weapon.
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>>43184568
>[] smile and walk away
>>
>>43184568
>[] Glare at him
>[]You're really making me mad right now
>[]...fine
>Don't worry though, I'll definitely remember your GREAT customer service......
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>>43184568
>[] Fuuuck You
>[] walk away angrily, swearing vengence
>>
>>43184568
>[] Fuuuck You
>[]...fine

welp we're murdering him later
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>>43184568
>[] smile and walk away
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>>43184568
>[] smile and walk away
It would be funny if someone actually wanted to buy that for double.
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>>43184616
Second
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>>43184568
>This is simple. You can keep the sword and I'll take my money elsewhere, because funnily enough you're not the only blacksmith either
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>>43184614
Uhm,. no. It was literally said to be a weapon of low quality.

>>43184568
>[] Fuuuck You
>[] walk away angrily, swearing vengence
>>
>>43184568
>write in
You are right. Only works made by such crafty hands deserve such prices. Would be a shame if you were to lose them.
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>>43184568
>[]...fine
>[] Fuuuck You
>[]You're really making me mad right now
>I'll remember you and one day you're going to regret this.
>>
>>43184568
>[] Glare at him
>[] smile and walk away
>>
>>43184568
Thats cool, thats cool. Well I cant pay 20 but how about I browse your shop for something else? Its a big decision though I really had my eye on that sword, Might take me a while to decide on something new. Might take me a looong time. Might not even decide today, might have to come back tomorrow.
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>>43184602
Well it's better than having nothing at all. I'm pretty sure HM wouldn't put all this shit on us unless it was going to be better than scrap metal.
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>>43184614
What is it with people in these quest and constantly pulling shit out of their ass?

>*get a standard weapon, of somewhat low quality*
It LITERALLY said low quality.
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>>43184527
What, are you going to ignore such a cordial invitation? How rude
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>>43184687
Well why the fuck did we get it then?! Seriously are people that daft? I guess they believed being trapped means that everything becomes more realistic and spiders/wolves/bugs wouldn't drops weapons.
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>>43184685
>I'm pretty sure HM wouldn't put all this shit on us unless it was going to be better than scrap metal.
Of course he would have, its how the fucking game works. You picked a race that gets shat on by people, so you get shat on by people, what did you expect?
We were informed right ahead that its low quality. He even told us how much more dmaage it does than our current one (which is only 5-8 more btw)
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>>43184685
It may be because humans have a thing for hating Tainted that this all happens so i'd be ok with that as long as it leads to character development.
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>>43184615
>>43184619
>>43184639
>>43184645
>>43184650
>>43184674
Cowards.
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>>43184568
>[]...fine
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>>43184713
>Seriously are people that daft?
Yes. As you just proved a lot of readers make shit up based on assumptions they make and the spout it as gospel.
>>
>>43184718
..And the people who just want to take it like a bitch aren't cowards?
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>>43184715
I didn't pick this race. I was entirely against this race for the explicit reason that HM would constantly add NPCs fucking us over.
>>
This thread so far proves people can argue about anything and everything. Christ alive
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>>43184713
>I guess they believed being trapped means that everything becomes more realistic and spiders/wolves/bugs wouldn't drops weapons.
YOu do know how actual MMO's work right? Don't expect to get good shit or even mediocre shit for mobs unless you kill about 100 of them, Hell even quests don't give you good shit right off the bat.
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>>43184568
>[]...fine
just buy the goddamn sword its two more coins.
>>
>>43184568
>[] Fuuuck You
>[] walk away angrily, swearing vengence
>>
>>43184747
Sounds like your a fucking pussy ass bitch then, Go back to your hugbox.
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>>43184752
Five now.
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>>43184747
>I was entirely against this race for the explicit reason that HM would constantly add NPCs fucking us over.
I was for it for for that exact reason, it makes for an interesting character to play, especially when we're higher level and remember how the NPC tried to fuck us over.
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>>43184568
>[] smile and walk away
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>>43184777
This, it makes the story interesting people are being mad about character and plot development.
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>>43184752
Five more coins.

And you in tend to just let everyone rip us off for shit we don't even really need?
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>>43184806
Meh. If we don't we basically wasted half of last session on nothing.
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>>43184805
No, I'm mostly mad about people making the character into a spineless bitch that just agrees to his retarded demands for no actual reaon. Instead of just telling him to go fuck himself and get a sword elsewhere.
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>>43184568
>[] walk away angrily, swearing vengence
>[] smile and walk away
>[] Fuuuck You
I don't care which as long as its the one that doesn't just give him more than half our cash for fucking nothing.
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>>43184828
Oh i just wanted to buy it then get the money back when we murder him.
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>>43184825
We spend maybe 3 updates on it, not half of last session.
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>>43184840
>Oh i just wanted to buy it then get the money back when we murder him.
Why the fuck would we then not just murder him now and take the sword?
It comes down to the same fucking thing.
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>>43184840
Sounds like a great way to get shat on by the aforementioned guards who will presumably completely outlevel us.
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>>43184840
>wanting to get brutally murdered by townsguards
We are a level 2 scrub. Basically everyone and their grandmas pet kitty outlevels us.
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>>43184869
>Why the fuck would we then not just murder him now and take the sword?
We're in a village, With alot of npc guards you fuckhead.
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I glare at him, my face getting hotter and hotter as I bite into my tongue to stop myself from screaming a stream of profanity and curses at him.
My right hand's fingers twitch towards my swords hilt, as I pull against them, fighting the urge to gut him like a big.

"Fuck you" I say laughing as I turn around, smiling "oh just fuck you, you cunt, have a nice day"

"Young ladies should watch their mouths you know" He growls

"Don't give a shit" I say in a sing song voice "go eat a bag of dicks"

I hear him yells something, but I'm to done to care what it is he screams

Lucy grabs my hand, squeezing it as hard as she can

"I'm so sorry" She says between pants of anger
"I...didn't mean to be such a whiny bitch early"

"What are you sorry, nothing's wrong" I say with a smile on my face as my tongue aches and bleeds slightly "and you've done nothing wrong you know, sister"

"Are..are you feeling okay Katie?" She asks sounding worried

What do you say?
[] Perfectly fiiiine
[]well I want to kill something, sooooo
[] lets just see if there's anything we can do around here
[] I hate everyone here
[] Do you think quests are still a thing
[] Yeah, come on, I need to vent on somethin
[] What do you think?
[] write in
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>>43184898
>[] Perfectly fiiiine
>[]well I want to kill something, sooooo
>[] lets just see if there's anything we can do around here
>[] Do you think quests are still a thing
>>
>>43184898
[] lets just see if there's anything we can do around here
[] Do you think quests are still a thing
>>
>>43184898
>Perfectly fiiiine
>well I want to kill something, sooooo
LETS LOOT OURSELVES A BETTER SWORD
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>>43184898
>[] lets just see if there's anything we can do around here
>[] I hate everyone here
>[] Do you think quests are still a thing
>[] Yeah, come on, I need to vent on somethin
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>>43184898
>[] Perfectly fiiiine
>[]well I want to kill something, sooooo
>[] Do you think quests are still a thing
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>>43184898
>[] Perfectly fiiiine
>[]well I want to kill something, sooooo
>[] Do you think quests are still a thing
>>43184929
...You are a stupid motherfucker aren't you?
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>>43184898
>[] Perfectly fiiiine
>[]well I want to kill something, sooooo
>[] I fucking hate everyone here
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>>43184898
>[] Do you think quests are still a thing
>[]well I want to kill something, sooooo
Let's go murder more goblin families!!
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>>43184898
>[] Perfectly fiiiine
>[]well I want to kill something, sooooo
>[] lets just see if there's anything we can do around here
>[] Do you think quests are still a thing
>>
Our path to blood knight begins
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>>43184893
>We're in a village, With alot of npc guards you fuckhead.
Which would attack us no matter when we murder him so how does that fucking matter to the question?
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>>43184963
It's simple, You NOT murder him til your high level.
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>>43184963
Well, if we're going for murder i'd say we should level a fair bit more and then burn his house to the ground
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>>43184898
>[]well I want to kill something, sooooo
>[] lets just see if there's anything we can do around here
>[] I hate everyone here
>[] Do you think quests are still a thing
>[] Yeah, come on, I need to vent on somethin
>>
>>43184898
>[] What do you think?
>[] I hate everyone here
>[] Do you think quests are still a thing
>[] Yeah, come on, I need to vent on somethin
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>>43184963
because when we come back later with a much higher level, they won't wipe the fucking floor with us. for all we know, we don't have respawns here.
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>>43184941
What? I thought the general consensus was to wait until a sword/shield/armor dropped from a monster and to not buy the sword.
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>>43185007
Hopefully this is like Log Horizon which handled the respawn thing beautifully.
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>>43185013
>What? I thought the general consensus was to wait until a sword/shield/armor dropped from a monster and to not buy the sword.
Have you never played a proper mmo before? Stuff that you can use that's not shit takes about/more than 1000 mob kills.
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>>43185013
The consensus was to not get ripped off. We might find a crafter, or a quest reward too.

We could take up crafting ourselves.
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>>43185007
That would make a hilariously brief end to this quest
>get trapped in game world
>attack high level shit for fun
>get killed
>die for real

The funniest part is that the majority of the current playerbase would deserve such an ignoble ending too because HOLY FUCK you guys are dumb
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>>43185031
God i hope not, Log horizon sucked in the way they did that.
>>43185050
THIS! Let's make our own fucking sword!
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>>43185037
Okay. So before we were going to buy the sword everyone was against it saying we should wait until we get a better one from a drop. Now after we refused a 2 coin price increase it was a bad idea to not get the sword? I'm confused here.
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>>43185037
>Have you never played a proper mmo before?
Have you?
There has never been a MMO in which buying weapons from NPCs instead of getting them from Drops/Quest rewards was ever even remotly worth it.
And there are plenty MMOs where you atually could find a good item drop easily from farming.
Even more if we hunt for more elite mobs.
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>>43185076
I was more i nthe line of threaten him to get it to drop, But people are fucking pussies it seems.
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>>43185062
It was better than SAO at anyrate, made the drama about people living in a new place.
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>>43185031
indeed, I prefer the Log Horizon method to the Sword Art Online method. But we don't know yet, and betting our life isn't exactly a good idea. we should wait to hear if other people died and respawned.
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>>43185076
Its a bad idea to let people fuck you I think.
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>>43185037
>being this retarded
You realise plenty of people here probably played MMOs and would know what you're saying is complete bullshit?
Or was the only MMO you ever played WoW?
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>>43185095
Oh that i agree with, It's just the respawn shit that was freaking retarded, It takes the finality of death away.
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>>43185117
2 coins. 2 coins we would have easily found more of since we would be out killing stuff.
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"Oh I'm Perfectly fiiiine" I say happily as I walk down the street, ignoring all of the suspicious and hateful glares, not like they matter any "just want to kill something you know, vent a little, do you think quests are still a thing?"

"So long as you mean monsters, sure" She sighs patting my shoulder "Well there's still plenty of things people would pay us to...eeergh...are you sure you're okay Krovachi"

"I just hate everyone here, lucy" I sigh, looking up at the cold morning sky with my good and only eye

"Well I don't blame you for that, most of the npcs are assholes, and the other players aren't doing anything to help people like us out" she groans wrapping her arm around me "So all we have in the world right now is eachother, and a low leve hiver larva'

*Chirp chirp*

"Yes we're talking about you" I giggle "So, lets start a quest then, shall we?"

What do you do?
[] look for Goblins
[] join some other players in exploring
[] try to find an odd job
[] wander around the woods
[] write in

could you try to save arguing for the end, don't want to waste posts
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>>43185125
not really, because later on it was revealed that they lost some of their memory every time they died
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>>43185139
>[] look for Goblins

>could you try to save arguing for the end, don't want to waste posts
Wishful thinking there HM, Wishful thinking.
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>>43185138
Still a bad idea to let people think they can just fuck you over. Once you start you wont stop.
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>>43185125
But on the other hand it makes the whole situation seem a lot more hopeless, you're fucking stuck there till you die of old age, you can't commit suicide and every time you get killed you go through the pain of dying and get forcibly respawned
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>>43185139
>[] look for Goblins
Let's kill goblins

>>43185125
Different strokes
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>>43185139
[] look for Goblins
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>>43185139
>[] look for Goblins
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>>43185139
>[] look for Goblins
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>>43185162
Yeah i know, It still took the finality of death away though, And they barely lost any memories.
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>>43185138
>2 coins. 2 coins
5 coins.

>>43185139
>could you try to save arguing for the end, don't want to waste posts
To be honest, while the tone is somewhat vitrioli, the topic is something that needs discussing, so I'm afraid thats not really possible. We would just need a second thread then if we go over bump limit.

>[] try to find an odd job
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>>43185139
>look for Goblins
Avoid other players. They'll likely try and successfully kill our bug friend for XP.
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>>43185139
>[] join some other players in exploring
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>>43185139
>[] look for Goblins
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>>43185139
>[] look for Goblins
>[] try to find an odd job
>>
Hey HM does our hiver buddy gain levels as well? Or is he stuck where he is?
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>>43185264
I think after a while it'll gain the "pet0 status and will start gaining levels by taking a fraction of the XP from the monster kills we make.
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>>43185264
I doubt it will upgrade unless Luci picks that beastmaster advanced class he mentioned.
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"Yeah, lets do the kick some goblins' teeth in, quest, shall we?" I chuckle as I put my hand on the hilt of my sword and walk along towards the forest road "come on, it'll be a fun old time"

"er, okay, just don't over do it okay?" She sighs as she follows me towards the edge of the forest "don't want to be alone here , you know?"

"Yeah yeah, you be careful to, okay?" I say smiling as I get to the leaf covered edge of the trees when

"Waait, you know it isn't safe to go out there right?" a familiar voice says

I turn and see the knight who tried to steal my kill when this was still just a game, without a helmet, a fresh cut across his lips

What do you do?
[] offer to take him along
[] ignore him keep walkin
[] of course, that's why we're going out there
[] Fiiine
[] flip him off
[] write in
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>>43185333
>[] of course, that's why we're going out there


>>43185321
Maybe we should do that, riding on a giant bug would be sweet
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>>43185333
>[] of course, that's why we're going out there
>I killed a giant fire cat thing. I can probably handle goblins.
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>>43185264
>>43185306
>>43185321
Wouldnt it get at least a bit bigger due to regular growth since its a larvae?
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>>43185333
>"Whatever, be the knightly escort of these two wanton maidens if you desire it so much, we're headed that way" *point*
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>>43185333
>[] of course, that's why we're going out there
>[] offer to take him along
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>>43185333
[] offer to take him along
[] of course, that's why we're going out there

Healer for our pet and squishy "sister"
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>>43185333
>[] of course, that's why we're going out there
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>>43185333
>of course, that's why we're going out there
>Write in
You wouldn't know what monster has he highest drop rate around here would you? (Roll needed?)
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>>43185333
>[] of course, that's why we're going out there
if he keeps on bothering
>[] ignore him keep walkin
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>>43185333
>[] of course, that's why we're going out there
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>>43185333
>[] of course, that's why we're going out there
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>>43185333
>[] ignore him keep walkin
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>>43185333
>[] of course, that's why we're going out there
>I've got a fucking eye gouged out by something when I woke up, do you think a little cut will scare me?
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>>43185362
>Wouldnt it get at least a bit bigger due to regular growth since its a larvae?
Maybe, we can't say since it depends on how much a game it still is etc.
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>>43185333
>of course, that's why we're going out there
>Do you know any monster around here that drops swords? I'm in need of a good one.
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>>43185349
>Maybe we should do that
If we can, technically its Lucis beetle.
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>>43185333
>[] of course, that's why we're going out there
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>>43185333
>Offer to take him along
>"Can you help me get a sword? NPCs won't get me anything better than scrap metal and they charge it's weight in gold.
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>>43185433
Nah it's ours now, We call dibs.
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>>43185463
Still depends on how much a game it is. It was made friendly with her magic, so by the system its hers.
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"of course" I say smiling as he looks at me all worried for some reason "that's why we're going out there, need to get stronger after all"

"...but you could die" He says slowly "I mean people have already started to vanish or not come back from there, I'm just"

"Oh they're probably fine" I say shaking my head "and if they're not, I'll kill what's ever in there"

"You're level 2" He says with a frown as He leans against his shield

"Maybe, but I don't care about that' I say shrugging

"Er maybe we should listen to him, I mean if people have been dispearing in there maybe we shouldn't" Lucy says sounding nervous "...fine, lets just go"

"Fine, if you have to go, at least try to stay safe" He says shaking his head as he walks away

"Will do" I say lazily as I keep trugging through the woods, Lucy practically sticking to my back as the hiver clambers over roots and charges through piles of leaves chattering happily

I smile and keep walking as the cold wind blows on the wind, bring the smell of...smoke?

What do you do?
[] keep walking
[] follow the smell
[] Try to hide *dex* 1d20
[]Lucy can you do some tree magic?
[] write in
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>>43185540
>[]Lucy can you do some tree magic?
>[] follow the smell
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Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>43185540
>[] Try to hide *dex* 1d20
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Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>43185540
>[] Try to hide *dex* 1d20
>[]Lucy can you do some tree magic?
>You filthy hippy
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>>43185540
>[]Lucy can you do some tree magic?
>[] follow the smell
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Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>43185540
>Try to hide
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>>43185540
>[] follow the smell
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Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>43185540
[] Try to hide *dex* 1d20
[]Lucy can you do some tree magic?
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Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>43185540
>[] follow the smell
>[] Try to hide *dex* 1d20
>[]Lucy can you do some tree magic?
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>>43185540
>[] follow the smell
>[]Lucy can you do some tree magic?
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>>43185570
>>43185575
>>43185581
>>43185597
>>43185602
>These rolls
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>>43185570
>>43185575
>>43185581
>>43185597
>>43185602
What are you randomly hiding for?
So you're just gonna sit around "hiding" and wait for something to come by?
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>>43185617
>not randomly hiding
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>>43185617
It's usually how we avoid things that are making people disappear. Hope a 14+DEX is enough.
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>>43185635
>It's usually how we avoid things that are making people disappear.
Soo... You intend to just stay in hiding forever? You realise you need to move at some point? making this utterly pointless?
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>>43185659
We hide. Then when it walks by we gu stab it in the back and flurry of blows until either it does or we commit raging seppuku. Then flurry of blows until it dies.
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>>43185684
>Then when it walks by
.....So you want to hide and wait until maybe something walks by?
Thats fucking dumb.
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>>43185699
Isn't that basically bandit 101?
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>>43185724
Bandits usually scout to make sure someone is coming and then hide. Not just hide in a arbitrary spot.
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I sniff the air again, yeah, that's definitely smoke, and it isn't coming from whatever that town was called, it's coming from deeper in the forest

"Hey, do you think you could work some of your tree magic?" I ask, as I crouch low to the ground, walking slowly towards it "I have a feeling we might need it"

"Y..yeah just give me a second" she says , following after me as her staff glows green, trees and bushes slowly shifting around us to make a kind of hidden pathway which I hope makes us harder to see.

We keep walking along, the dirt getting wetter and wetter as we go along as the hiver snips at my ankles, makin weird noises.

I turn to push it away and make it stop, when I hear Lucy gasp in surprise, I turn back and mouth a rather naughty word as I see what she was looking at.

A clearing in the woods, with a stream running through it, all the tress cut down to stumps, not a single leaf on the smashed grass.

And, a giant wall made out of tree trunks sharpened into spikes. There's a gate in the middle of it of some kind, judging from various pulleys and levers around it. And everywhere around it smells like smoke, and death. I wrinkle my nose as Lucy starts retching, vommitting a foamy slurry of water and beer in the dirt, leaving a puddle as I try to avoid getting it in my shoes

What do I do?
[] walk up to the fort
[] keep sneaking 1d20
[] Charge towards it
[] see if Lucy's alright
[] ask her to use more magic
[] watch it for awhile
[] write in
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>>43185730
The smoke hints at something being about.
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>>43185733
>[] watch it for awhile
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>>43185733
>[] see if Lucy's alright
>Get back to the village asap, We need to warn the other players
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>>43185733
>[] see if Lucy's alright
>[] watch it for awhile
>>43185762
Eh, who cares about them
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>>43185753
Smoke usually indicates fire and a camp, something stationary, not something moving towards you.
People usually don't carry smoking things at day in the forest.
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>>43185733
[] see if Lucy's alright
[] watch it for awhile
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>>43185770
Adventurer army, This is obviously a fucking goblin fort/town.
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Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>43185733
>[] watch it for awhile
>[] walk up to the fort
>[] keep sneaking 1d20
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>>43185733
>[] see if Lucy's alright
>[] watch it for awhile
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>>43185781
>Adventurer army
Why would we need that? The village can burn for all i care
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>>43185774
And people have been known to walk to and from camps.
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Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>43185733
>[] see if Lucy's alright
>[] watch it for awhile
>[] keep sneaking 1d20
time to kill that 20
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>>43185733
>[] see if Lucy's alright
>[] watch it for awhile
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>>43185821
You're just feeding it! Look at what you've done!!!
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>>43185789
>>43185821
...okay, we big boss now I guess
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Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>43185733
>[] keep sneaking 1d20
>[] see if Lucy's alright
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>>43185796
.....I don't think you understand the implications of goblins making a fucking town.
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>>43185835
I'm...I'm sorry!
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>>43185789
>>43185821
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>>43185850
It was probably always there.
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>>43185850
What is it you're thinking here? Players?
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Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>43185733
>[] watch it for awhile
>[] walk up to the fort
>[] keep sneaking 1d20
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>>43185850
Sounds like a dungeon, or the spot for a bunch of kill quests.
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>>43185850
Locations full of lowby mobs are pretty common and normal in MMOs, I'm not seeing the problem?
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"Fuck, are you feeling alright...er I mean of course you're not, since you just threw up all over the nice dirt" I say smirking as Lucy dry heaves for a few seconds, strands of discolored spit hanging down her chin as the hiver "sniffs" the vomit.

"Ah fuck you" She gasps, covering her nose with bother her hands "How can you stand that stench, it's like Sams fucking kitchen in here, jesus, I think ....aaa"

"I don't know to be honest, well I mean, I guess I got used to bad smells because I smell like a slaughter house" I say shrugging as I crouch down at edge of the treeline.

It doesn't look old, the wood looks fresh still, hell I think I can still see some green on some of the spikey bits from here. I take a deep breath, my throat burning from the stench of the place as I kneel down on my knees, smudging my already dirty pants in mud.

"OH stop squirmin" A rough, voice groans less than an inch from my side. I freeze up and reach for my sword, turning to see a goblin, wearing a bit of red cloth around his head as he stands still, holding up a bag with the help of another, slightly taller goblin.

"Swear, I'd kill ya if we didn't need ya so badly" he sighs as he walks along, not noticing me, despite the fact I"m close enough to smell his breath, which smells of smoked fish and dirt...hmm interesting

He walks by and down the hill, humming to himself as he and his companion carry the struggling bag down the hill, practically dragging it towards the fort

"OI ARSEHOLES, GOT A LIVE ONE!!!" He shouts happily kicking the bag.

What do you do?
[] Trail them 1d20 + current hidden bonus
[] watch
[] walk out and tap them on the pack
[] Charge and gut stab 1d100
[] fall down, breathing heavily in panic
[] laugh
[] tell lucy
[] run back to the town
[] right in
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Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>43186072
>[] tell lucy
>[] Charge and gut stab 1d100
>[] laugh
>>
>want to join
>read previous threads to catch up
>main character is male playing female
Have fun being subhuman garbage pretending to be subhuman garbage!
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Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>43186072
>[] Charge and gut stab 1d100
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Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>43186072
>Charge and gut stab 1d100
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>>43186099
....You're reading comprehension is garbage you fuckhead.
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Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>43186072
[] Charge and gut stab 1d100
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>>43186099
Nooo?
that's lawrence
aka Miss Lucy
You're Katie warner
Aka Krovachi
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Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>43186072
>[] Charge and gut stab 1d100
>[] laugh
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Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>43186099
The MC is female though. Not that I mind that we don't get another faggot shitting everything up, so good riddance.

>>43186072
>[] Charge and gut stab 1d100
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>>43186099
...you're fucking stupid, the MC is the demon, the male playing a female is one of her friends
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Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>43186072
>[] Charge and gut stab 1d100
>[] laugh
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>>43186099
Pffft, Nice fuckup dumbass.
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>>43186099
Learn to read.
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I watch them for a second, the smell of bile, fish, smoke, and dirt sharpening my mind into a weird dull focus as I see the bag kicking and screaming muffled what I assume to be profanity. ... why do I care, I don't know that person, and they don't know me, I can trust them they'd just ...they'd just... it may be another player, and they're not like that, I can't just assume things like that..

I sigh, grabbing the bloodstained hilt of my sword as I stand up, and grin, snapping my finger to bring my headphones on as I wipe my hand in front of my face, my halloween mask appearing as I do so

I click the dial on my head phones and run forward
(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5YtGaba6rR4)

I pull my blade out of it's sheath, as my shoes stick in the mud under my feet, I keep running the two goblins not noticing a thing.

I stab my sword foward, planting the palm of my left hand on it's pommel to give it a bit more of an umph

The goblin gasp, as I stab him right through the spine.

He falls over, his bald head shining as he grasps at his chest coughing in pain as a horn blares so close by. I smile as I kick his back and rip my blade out, leaving him to bleed out as the other fumbles with the simple sheath at his belt.

What do You do?
[] Flurry of blows 1d100
[] Grab the other and use him as a shield 1d20 + speed and str
[] Surrender
[] try to free the player
[] LUCY FUCKING HELP ME!!!
[] Gut stab 1d100
[] Glare at him, giggling
[] run towards the forth 1d20 + speed
[] write in
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Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>43186287
>Flurry of blows 1d100
SLICE AND DICE
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Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>43186287
>[] Flurry of blows 1d100
>[] LUCY FUCKING HELP ME!!!
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Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>43186287
>[] LUCY FUCKING HELP ME!!!
>[] Gut stab 1d100
>[] Glare at him, giggling
>>
Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>43186287
>[] LUCY FUCKING HELP ME!!!
>[] Flurry of blows 1d100
>>
Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>43186287
>[] Glare at him, giggling
>[] Flurry of blows 1d100
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Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>43186287
>[] Flurry of blows 1d100
>[] LUCY FUCKING HELP ME!!!
>[] try to free the player(said to Lucy)
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>>43186287
BoT or BoF?
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>>43186287
>[] Glare at him, giggling
>[] Flurry of blows 1d100
>[] LUCY FUCKING HELP ME!!!
>>
I spin around, swinging my blade at him wildly as he manages to pulls out his knife and knick my knuckles. He screams and stabs again, as I barely dodge out of the way to leave a nice slice missing from his belly.

"LUCY" I scream over the blaring horn "FUCKING HELP ME"

I hear her fumbling around, as I swing up again, cutting a deep gash in armpit as he tries to pull me down.

I growl and lift my blade to end him, as he squeals and stabs forward,

I gasp as I feel a sharp prick in my chest.

I look down and see his knife sticking just under my breastplate, into my ribs.

I glare at him, and slash my sword as hard as I can, bringing it to his neck, sending his head flying of in a spray of blood as I start to hear weird thwangs in the air as the bag starts thrashing it's way down the hill as two short walls of roots raise up, just big enough for me to duck under.

What do I do?
[] Run back to the woods 1d20 +speed
[] Chase after the bag 1d20+ speed
[] duck and cover
[] Laugh madly, ignoring the arrows
[]Try to catch the arrows 1d20 + dex
[]swing madly, crying
[] write in
Current health 420

>>43186371
Eh??
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Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>43186452
>[] Chase after the bag 1d20+ speed
>[] Laugh madly, ignoring the arrows
>>
Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>43186452
>[] Chase after the bag 1d20+ speed
>>
Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>43186452
>[] Chase after the bag 1d20+ speed
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Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>43186452
>[] Chase after the bag 1d20+ speed
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Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>43186452
>Chase after the bag 1d20+ speed
>>
Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>43186452
>[] Chase after the bag 1d20+ speed
>>
>>43186452
BoT:Best of Three, BoF:Best of Five.
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Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>43186452
>[] Chase after the bag 1d20+ speed
>Make sure Lucy isn't left behind.
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>>43186513
HM's quests have always been best of five.
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>>43186513
Best of five, except in some cases which rarely if ever happen
>>
>>43186513
Best of Five
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Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>43186452
>[] Chase after the bag 1d20+ speed
>[] Laugh madly, ignoring the arrows
>>
>>43186487
>[] Laugh madly, ignoring the arrows
>Make sure Lucy isn't left behind.
Somehow, the situation seems like that would happen to Lucy.
>>
Dammit I got stabbed in the fucking ribs to save who ever that is, they are not going to just roll into the goblins camp after I went through all that bullshit to help him

I groan as I put my sword away, running forward as arrows land on the ground around me, sticking up like so many little trees or tombstones as I hear Lucy whimpering behind me as arrows rain down around me, before they stop, as they try to re aim as I get closer to their fort.

I hear another twang and leap forward, tackling the rolling bag person with an oof. It rolls over me a few times, before it stops, under me. I sigh for a second, and start to undo the rope tying the top of it up as a fist with a leather glove covered in a metal plate covered in scratches shoots out of it , followed by another, followed by a very angry muffled scream.

The person starts to crawl out like a pissed of demon baby, long black hair, short mustache and goatee combo, all ruffled up and covered in mud and blood, red eyes filled with stopped up fury

What do I do?
[] untie him
[] Leave them be
[] kick them
[] keep running to the fort
[] try to drag them back up the hill 1d20+str
[] write in
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Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>43186675
>[] untie him
>[] try to drag them back up the hill 1d20+str
>>
Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>43186675
>[] untie him
>[] try to drag them back up the hill 1d20+str
>>
Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>43186675
>[] try to drag them back up the hill 1d20+str
[] untie him
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Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>43186675
>[] untie him
>[] try to drag them back up the hill 1d20+str
>>
Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>43186675
>[] try to drag them back up the hill 1d20+str
>[] untie him
>>
>>43186675
>[] untie him
>[] keep running to the fort
>>
>>43186675
>[] untie him
>>
Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>43186675
>[] untie him
>[] keep running to the fort
>[] try to drag them back up the hill 1d20+str
>>
The feral, wild looking man starts grabbing and pulling at the dirty rope covered in what I hope is mud, trying to get it out of his mouth. I hear an arrow land next to him. Okay, I can't wait for him to get out any more. I grab his long tangled black hair, wrapping it around my fingers. He looks at me with a pissed of glare and grimmace.

I smirk and take off running back up the hill as He fights and kicks against me, as much as he can with his legs tied up.

I feel something hit my leg and I stumble, a root wall comming up behind me as I hear yelp of pain somewhere.

I gasp, sitting on the floor as I look at the back of my leg, there's a small gash in it, from where an arrow. glanced it

I sigh, leaning back as I turn and see the struggling man, blood seeping from under his hair as he stares at me angrily,

I sigh, twisting the dial on my headphones as I pull my sword out and cut the loose ropes binding him

(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDHhMI5RVDk)

He stands up, coughing roughly as he tries to catch his breath, slamming his fist into the root wall, and cracking it

"THE SHIT!!!" He screams angrily...wait a second that voice is a bit..

What do you do?
[] No time to explain
[] argue with him
[] Tease him
[] tell him to keep my sister safe
[] get ready to fight some goblins 1d100
[] run towards the base again 1d20+ speed
[] tell him we're going to run out of here
[] write in

current hp 390
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Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>43186935
>[] No time to explain
>[] tell him to keep my sister safe
>[] get ready to fight some goblins 1d100
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Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>43186935
>[] get ready to fight some goblins 1d100
>>
Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>43186935
>tell him to keep my sister safe
> get ready to fight some goblins 1d100
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Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>43186935
>[] No time to explain
>[] tell him to keep my sister safe
>[] get ready to fight some goblins 1d100
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Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>43186935
>[] No time to explain
>[] get ready to fight some goblins 1d100
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Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>43186935
>[] No time to explain
>[] tell him to keep my sister safe
>[] get ready to fight some goblins 1d100
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Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>43186935
>[] tell him to keep my sister safe
>[] get ready to fight some goblins 1d100
>>
"No time to explain" I sigh as I pull my sword out of it's sheath and stand up, wincing as I put weight on my wounded leg "just keep my sister safe, alright?"

The man looks at me, says nothing as he stands up, rubbing his head as he leans against the broken roots.

I walk out of the side, the music still playing in my ears as I resist the urge to pose fabulously.

I smirk as I see three goblins, with shields and crappy looking spears mode out of broken blades tied to carved sticks.

One swings at me, I slam the flat of my blade into it, cracking it and sending the goblin stumbling.

"What's your problem with us eh?" the one I knocked down says as the other two get in front of them and hold their shields with us "we ain't done nothing to ya, we're just getting some volunteers to help us with some house work is all, and you come down here, and kill my cousin, you....uhhh"

What do you do?
[] flurry of blows 1d100
[] gutstab 1d100
[] I'm in a charitable mood
[] How many humans have you kidnapped in your life?
[] Don't know ,I was bored
[] Because, it's fuuuuun
[] Try to break their shields 1d20+ str
[] BECAUSE I'm a nice person
[] oh right bullshit
[] run away 1d20+speed
[] write in
current hp 390
current mp 100
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Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>43187145
[] gutstab 1d100
[] I'm in a charitable mood
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Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>43187145
>[] I'm in a charitable mood
>[] flurry of blows 1d100
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Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>43187145
>[] Because, it's fuuuuun
>[] flurry of blows 1d100
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Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>43187145
>[] Because, it's fuuuuun
>[] gutstab 1d100
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Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>43187145
>[] gutstab 1d100
>[] I'm in a charitable mood
[] and because, it's fuuuuun
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Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>43187145
>[] gutstab 1d100
>[] Because, it's fuuuuun
>And i was bored...
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Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>43187145
>[] gutstab 1d100
>[] I'm in a charitable mood
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>>43187210
NOICE!
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>>43187145
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Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>43187145
>[] gutstab 1d100
>[] Because, it's fuuuuun
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>>43187210
>>43187227
nice guts you have there, be a shame if someone stabbed the fuck out of them
>>
I shrug, pull my mask up, just enough so they can see my smile, as the goblin stands up, grabbing his slightly broken sword as the other two stand ready, spreading out from him to get to my sides.

"Why, well I guess I was in a charitable mood, believe it or not" I say giggling as I tap my sword against my thigh

"So you're helping the humans instead of us?" He scoffs "Fuck you sow, KILL ER"

I smirk, ducking down as two spears pass over me, as I run my left hand over my blades flat top down to the pommel, gripping it as I dive forward, plunging it into his chest with a cracking sound as his dirty green eyes go wide in surprise, blood flowing down his mouth as I lift him up, his spear falling out of his hand as his shield clatters to the ground.

He makes a rattling breath, grasping my hand as he struggles to take on last breath

"also, because it's just so damned fuuuun" I giggle as I fling him off, watching him bounce down the hill, leaving a small trail of blood

"Hmm, didn't expect a low level to be so quick on her feet" the man laughs behind me as the other two goblins watch their friend roll away "this your alt or something?"

I smirk as the other two glare at me

"You killed Gutti you...you monster?!" the cry, raising their spears

I laugh, swining my blade to get blood in their faces

What do I do?
[] I'm THE MONSTER!?
[] Aim low 1d100
[] dodge 1d20+dex
[] call for the hiver
[]Flurry of blows 1d100
[] Gutstab 1d100
[] grab the shield
[]aim for the eyes 1d100
[] trip them 1d20+ str and dex
[] write in
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Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>43187389
>[] grab the shield
>[]aim for the eyes 1d100
>Laugh
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>>43187389
>FUCK YEAH! RUN FROM THE MONSTER YA PRETTY LITTLE CHUNKS OF XP!
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Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>43187389
>[] call for the hiver
>[]Flurry of blows 1d100
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Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>43187389
>[] grab the shield
>[]aim for the eyes 1d100
>[] call for the hiver
>>
Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>43187389
>[] I'm THE MONSTER!? DAMN RIGHT I AM!
>[]aim for the eyes 1d100
>Laugh
>>
>>43187416
Distasteful and to dramatic.
>>
Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>43187389
[] I'm THE MONSTER!?
[] grab the shield
[]aim for the eyes 1d100
>>
>>43187389
Wait we can use shields?
>>
Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>43187389
>yes, and?
>[]aim for the eyes 1d100
How dare you have more than one eye!
>>
Anyone else not digging the mask? I kinda think it's too similar to Layla...

Anyway, Kenpachi memes are hard to find, but they are really appropriate for this.
>>
>>43187389
>[] call for the hiver
>[]Flurry of blows 1d100
>>
>>43187449
The mask is cool
>>
>>43187431
Ah fuck you it's /tg/, I can express my freedom of speech how I want and you're free to ignore me.
>>
>>43187449
Yeah the mask is ehh.
>>43187460
I'm also free to call you a faggot.
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>>43187439
not very well at all
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>>43187449
Not really, I like the mask. I just imagine it as a blank white disk with no eyes and a grin.

Also yes, kenpachi memes are totally appropriate here. Just wait until we start one-handing a greatsword.
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>>43187478
>blank white disk with no eyes and a grin.
We wouldn't be able to see then.
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>>43187449
The fuck is a layla.
>>
>>43187469
>>43187389
>>43187427
removing "grab the shield"
I errounosly thought it was just "rip the shields from their hands", not take that shield and use it.
>>
>>43187489
And our headphones should need recharging. Cash shop motherfucker.
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>>43187449
The mask is nice for when we want to care less, however later on it'd be nice getting a cool eyepatch That's enchanted with something that let's you see like you have both eyes whole
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>>43187489
My headcanon handwaves it with the explanation of "magic bullshit because we bought it with IRL money"
>>43187491
MC of headmasters longest running quest Assassin school quest. You should read it, it's good. You gotta get past the shitstorms though.
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>>43187449
>Anyone else not digging the mask? I kinda think it's too similar to Layla...
I don't particularly care for it, since I don't see a point, especially since our normal face is already scary as hell. But I don't particularly care since it doesn't affect anything.
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>>43187491
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>>43187528
It just kinda throws the image off for me, I want this character to be somewhat different than Layla.

also yeah our normal face kinda defeats the masks's purpose.
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>>43187523
>You gotta get past the shitstorms though.
Early threads are fairly shitstorm free, with .. one exception.
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>>43187528
>>43187553
If we wore the mask all the time people might not notice we are some sort of monster.
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>>43187553
>I want this character to be somewhat different than Layla
She's capable of basic human empathy towards most people, for one thing and has a general regard for the value of human life, including her own.
She's not anything like Layla at all.
Krovachi likles fighting, Layla doesn't like fighting, she likes killing. Thats a pretty important difference.
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>>43187607
True enough true enough, i think I'm just projecting my mask dislike a bit.
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>>43187600
>If we wore the mask all the time people might not notice we are some sort of monster.
That's no fucking fun, Why even create our character liek a monster then.
>>
I smirk, pulling my blank white mask over my face as I duck past a spear as it comes at me, as I swing my blade at the other goblin, screaming as I feel it jam it's blade into my shoulder, I twist my sword, hearing it shriek in pain as it eye vanishes in a pool of red, kicking it away as it grasps at it, crying and blubbering.

I smirk, walking towards it as.

*Crack*

I turn around and see the man cracking his knuckles over the goblin, holding it's spear in one hand as it coughs out a couple of teeth.

"What?" He growls "you nearly got a spear shoved up your ass, why you lookin at me like I pissed in your cereal?"

What do you do?
[] thank him
[] finish off the other one
[] THAT WAS MY KILL
[] Walk back up the hill
[] slap him 1d20 + str
[] write in
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>>43187600
Like we'd hide it from those NPC fuckers, they can be scared for all i care.
>>
>>43187644
Because we dont like getting fucked by shops anymore?
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Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>43187651
>[] finish off the other one
>[] THAT WAS MY KILL
>[] slap him 1d20 + str
Bitches need to learn how stuff works around here.
Rule Nr.1 : You don't steal our kill.
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>>43187651
[] thank him
[] finish off the other one
>>
>>43187607
Current hp340
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>>43187651
>[] thank him
>[] finish off the other one
Let's be polite for once. This might be our friend.

Also HM, what's our out of combat passive regeneration?
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>>43187651
>[] finish off the other one
>Mutter: "that was my kill..."
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>>43187651
>[] finish off the other one
>[] THAT WAS MY KILL
>You get one free pass since your new.
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Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>43187651
>[] finish off the other one
>[] THAT WAS MY KILL
>[] slap him 1d20 + str
>>
>>43187651
>[] thanks, I guess.
>[] finish off the other one
Not getting it in the ass is enough to not be mad at him.
>>
>>43187651
>[] finish off the other one
>[] THAT WAS MY KILL
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>>43187697
>Let's be polite for once. This might be our friend.
We don't know that yet so we have no reason to be treating him differently than the last one
>>
>>43187651
>[] finish off the other one
>[] THAT WAS MY KILL
>[] Walk back up the hill
>>
>>43187651
>Thank him
>finish off the other one
Let's NOT be an aggressive edgy bitch for once.
>>
>>43187651
>[] finish off the other one
>[] THAT WAS MY KILL
>[] Walk back up the hill
>>
>>43187697
>This might be our friend.
Wasn't our friend a minotaur? Pretty sure he was.
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>>43187651
>[] finish off the other one
>[] THAT WAS MY KILL
>[] Walk back up the hill
>>
>>43187651
>[] finish off the other one
>[] THAT WAS MY KILL
>>
>>43187737
We've already shown behavior that we don't like when others take our kills before and on top of that we wanted to go kill things for letting off steam from the bitch NPCs. So...
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>>43187754
No. Our friend was some human idiot that is still level 2 for some reason.
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>>43187944
No, the guy who was still lvl 2 for some reason was Luci.
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I glare at him as he calmly puts his boot on the goblin that tried to skewer me, grinding it into's ribs as he grabs it's ears and starts pulling, grinning maliciously as it starts hollering and crying as the other one blubbers and cries.

I hear it rustling the grass, I turn and see it reaching for it's spear. I grab it's hand, frowning as it looks like it's about to piss itself.

"N.. .no please I was just going to toss it away for you, yah know we cool right?" He says holding up his other hand as I drive my sword down it's throat.

It makes a disturbing gurlge as I plant my boot on it's chest and pull my sword out of it , tugging on it a few times to get it free, nearly falling on my back when I finally do get it out.

I sigh, standin up, turning to the man as he punts the goblins head into the woods with a cheer.

"That was my kill!" I shout at him, pointing finger at him

"Yeah, and you took my kills earlier, fair is fair" He says grinning as he pokes me in his chest, his hair hanging over his eyes messily

"When?" I ask angrily

"The gob with the bandana, fucker beat the shit out of me" He sighs, tapping his foot "I was going to beat the shit out of him but"

He motions to the motionless green body surrounded by red.

"Yeaaaah" He says angrily as he looks down at me

"G..guuuys, they're opening the gate again!" Lucy shouts "SO stop arguing like a bunch of grade schoolers and do something'

"Fiiine shit" the man sighs, shaking his head

What do you say?
[] what's gotten up your ass?
[] Alright, more fun
[] I wish Bailey was here
[] I say we run away
[] CHAAAAAAAAAAAARGE 1d20 + speed
[] thanks...
[] write in
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>>43187961
Ah. Well I stand corrected.
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Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>43188020
>CHAAAAAAAAAAAARGE 1d20 + speed
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>>43188020
>I say we run away
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Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>43187944
>>43187961
I looked it up and it doesn't say anywhere what race he is, as far as I could find.

>>43188020
>[] Alright, more fun
>[] CHAAAAAAAAAAAARGE 1d20 + speed
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Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>43188020
>[] Alright, more fun
>[] CHAAAAAAAAAAAARGE 1d20 + speed
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>>43188020
>[] what's gotten up your ass?
>[] Alright, more fun
>[] I wish Bailey was here
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Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>43188020
>[] Alright, more fun
>[] CHAAAAAAAAAAAARGE 1d20 + speed
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Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>43188020
>[] Alright, more fun
>[] I wish Bailey was here
>[] CHAAAAAAAAAAAARGE 1d20 + speed
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Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>43188020
[] Alright, more fun
[] I wish Bailey was here
[] CHAAAAAAAAAAAARGE 1d20 + speed
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Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>43188020
>[] Alright, more fun
>[] CHAAAAAAAAAAAARGE 1d20 + speed
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Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>43188020
>[] Alright, more fun
>[] CHAAAAAAAAAAAARGE 1d20 + speed
I feel like the "i wish Bailey was here" option is pretty random in this context... We could just bring that stuff up later though when it's more relevant
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>>43188170
Thank god you're out of the roll range.
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>>43188020
>[] I wish Bailey was here
>>43188170
Changed my mind, might as well put that in
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"Alright, more fun" I say with a grin as I start to walk down the hill towards the fort, though I do wish Bailey was here, she'd made everything a lot easier if she was, since she's a lot better at games than I am. And I'm kind of miss her already

"I wish bailey was here" I sigh sadly under my breath

"What did you say?" the man asks turning to me, frowning slightly

"Nothing" I say shaking my head "just that this is going to be fun

"Oh, funny, I'd agree with ya, but I don't agree with people" the ma groans as he cracks his knuckles "I say we charge it before they can swarm us in gobs, you in"


"Eeer?" I say nodding, he smiles, and starts running "Bwaah?"

I gasp and run after him, trying to not stab myself in the face as the gate slowly groans open and a group of goblins wearing metal armor walk out, holding stolen shield and weapons.

We managed to get right in front of the gate, just as they start marching out

What do you do?
[] Flurry of blows 1d100
[] gut stab 1d100
[] run over them 1d20 + speed + dex
[] Run away
[] Luuucy? 1d100
[] Heey, how's the family
[] Now I"m not angry at you...
[] write in
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Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>43188340
>[] Flurry of blows 1d100
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Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>43188340
>[] Flurry of blows 1d100
>>
Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>43188340
>[] Flurry of blows 1d100
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Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>43188340
>[] Flurry of blows 1d100
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Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>43188340
>Flurry of blows 1d100
Multiple enemies deserve multiple attacks. Since their weapons are stolen we can probably get a good sword or armor after the fight.
>>
Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>43188340
>[] Flurry of blows 1d100
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>>43188398
well shit
>>
>>43188340
Adding
>[] Heey, how's the family
to
>>43188389
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>>43188398
Looks like we're getting stabbed at the last hit... Maybe we'll be able to use blood rage for the first time when in the game. It'd be nice to know the difference early on.
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Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>43188340
>[] Flurry of blows 1d100
>[] Heey, how's the family
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>>43188398
FUCK YOU.
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>>43188456
Chill nigga, we get to see how our blood rage works now
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>>43188498
OR we get killed, Or worse one of our friends dies.
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>>43188498
I don' think we will fall within Blood Rage range from 360(near full health) just from that.
But it might happen, I suppose.
>>
The goblins say nothing as the man walks up to them, panting.

"Welcome to the pain train" He says grinning, making them tilt their heads in confusion, right before he slams his fist into the jaw of the one wearing a knights helmet with a blue plume one it.

"GET EM BOYS" the rest of them shout angrily as they charge forward at us, as the man continues punching the first. I pull my blade over my head, swinging into one's side, making it shout in pain as it swings at me, missing and tumbling down to the side

I pull my blade back and try to stab it, only for it to lodge it's blade in my leg, making me fall to my knee as I try to pull the blade out.

Another screams, charging at me with it's tongue flopping around everywhere, I swing, cutting it's tongue and neck as it falls on it's back

I huff, trying to catch my breath as I huff and stand up, ripping the sword out of my leg as a horribly cold pain shivers through my bone as warm blood flows out of the deep gash.

Another leaps on me, I stab him with my sword, he holds on, pulling a knife and stabbing it into my neck, twisting and pulling it out violently as I fall down, grasping my neck as the man screams in a rage

I stand up with my sword, gasping for air

Hp left, 160

What do I do?
[] S..stab myself
[] Keep fighting
[] retreat
[] write in
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>>43188535
A single 1 won't get someone killed. Also we already used our blood rage earlier on a giant Panther. We gain a initial health boost and every hit we do gives us about 3x the damage we deal back as HP.
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>>43188552
>[] S..stab myself
>>
>>43188552
>[] Keep fighting
160 is still waaay too much to just throw away.
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>>43188552
>[] Keep fighting
Not low enough hp
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>>43188552
We deal like 20-ish damage per hit. Stabbing ourself won't trigger the blood rage.
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>>43188552
>[] Keep fighting
>>
>>43188552
>[] Keep fighting
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>>43188579
Self damage did a lot more last time we tried so we do more than 20. Kind of like a crit.
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>>43188552
>[] Keep fighting
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>>43188595
I don't know of any game where a crit means x8 damage. Let's keep fighting for one more update and THEN I'll agree to our little seppuku power up.
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>>43188552
>[] retreat
this was probably a bad idea
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I growl, leaning on my sword as I try to stand up, coughing. I hear a dreadfully high pitched cackle, and look up to see the goblin that tore my throat out, licking the knife that did the job.

It saunters up to me, as I glare at it's bulging oversized face, it raises it's hand, and stabs it downwards at me, aiming for my remaining eye. I grab it's hand, pulling myself up with it as I stab my sword into it's gut, right along side the first stab I gave it.

It falls back, clutching it's stomach in pain, whimpering as I pant, feel a dull warmness run through me as pain seeps into every part of me there is.

A goblin lands in front of me, it's skull and helmet caved in.

I wrap some bandages around my throat as another goblin run towards me shouting.

"FOR THE FISHKIN FAMILY!!!" he shouts

What do I do?
[] Gutstab 1d100
[] flurry of blows 1d100
[]dodge 1d20 + dex
[] Hug him
[] Headbutt 1d20 + str
[] who?
[] Kick in the ball 1d20+ str
[] write in
current hp 160
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Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>43188698
>[] Gutstab 1d100
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Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>43188698
>[] Hug him
>[] Headbutt 1d20 + str
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Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>43188698
>[] Gutstab 1d100
Knife goes in, guts come out.
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Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>43188698
>[] Gutstab 1d100
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Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>43188698
>dodge 1d20 + dex
>Light sword swipe as well if that's okay.
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Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>43188698
>[] flurry of blows 1d100
>>
Hey OP wanna start a new thread soon? Also we should be calling dibs on these stolen weapons and armor since our equipment is mostly broken/average.
>>
>>43188764
we can use this one a bit longer
but I'm thinking we will need a second one unless things go very well for you
>>
He grabs the twisted hilt of his junk metal blade and swipes it at me, I grab my sword in both hands, and drive it forward, slamming it into his gut as slices the gash in my leg making me wince as he stumbles back, clutching the gaping, sucking hole in his chest, he stumbles back and starts to crawl away.

I need....more...What? I shake my head, what a strange thought that was
What do you do?
[] kill it
[] Hit another goblin 1d100
[] flurry of blows 1d100
[] try to get out of this small mob of violence 1d20+ speed /dex
[] Gutstab 1d100
[] crawl away
[] help punchy guy 1d100
[] write in
current hp
150
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Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>43188851
>[] kill it
>[] Hit another goblin 1d100
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Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>43188851
>[] kill it
>[] Hit another goblin 1d100
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Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>43188851
[] kill it
[] help punchy guy 1d100
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Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>43188851
>[] kill it
>[] flurry of blows 1d100
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Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>43188851
>[] kill it
>[] Hit another goblin 1d100
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Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>43188851
>[] kill it
>[] Hit another goblin 1d100
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>>43188851
>[] kill it
>[] help punchy guy 1d100
LEt's not have our friend killed yeah?
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>>43188933
They're goblins. I'm sure he's fine.
>>
New theme acquired

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jy-NsMdVhok
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>>43188933
He's not gonna die just because we're not holding his hand 24/7.
>>
*Are you going to let it get away, Krovachi*

I rub my head, why am I hearing things, well I hope that just the wind, I really don't want to get crazy, but the voice was right, this thing will just stab me in the back if I let it crawl away. I lift my sword up, putting my left hand on the pommel as I raise it up over my head, and stab it down.

It ends in a crunch and a finale rattled breath, I pull my sword out and turn, smirking despite the ever present pain filling my bones..

Another goblin leaps at me, I grab my sword and swing it up, stabbing the poor goblin on the end of it, spraying myself in blood as I swing my sword down, tossing it off.

*Good, soak yourself in blood to the bone, bathe in it, bask, this is your destiny.. surrounded by carnage and blood"

I blink, looking at my blood slicked blade.

"Ha..there's only two of ya, how are ya kicking our asses so bad!!"


what do you do?
[] Ignore the voice
[] listen to the voice
[] Because, We're Players jack ass
[] Well, we trained?
[] I unno
[] Gutstab 1d100
[] flurry of blows 1d100
[] Intimidate them 1d100
[] limp past them 1d20 + speed and dex
[] How you doing man
[] write in
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Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>43189086
>[] listen to the voice
>[] flurry of blows 1d100
>>
Rolled 96, 86 = 182 (2d100)

>>43189086
>flurry of blows 1d100
>Intimidate them 1d100
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Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>43189086
>[] listen to the voice
>[] flurry of blows 1d100
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Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>43189086
[] flurry of blows 1d100
[] Intimidate them 1d100
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Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>43189086
>[] Ignore the voice
>[] Because, We're Players jack ass
>[] Gutstab 1d100
FUCK THE VOICE! WE LISTEN TO NO ONE!
>>
Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>43189086
>[] listen to the voice
>[] flurry of blows 1d100
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Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>43189086
>[] Ignore the voice
>[] Gutstab 1d100
>>43189111
>>43189115
>>43189134
>Wanting to be a mind controlled puppet
Fuck you guys.
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Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>43189086
>[] listen to the voice
>[] Because, We're Players jack ass
>[] Gutstab 1d100
>>
>>43189113
>>43189121
>>43189123
Holy shit we just went full kenpachi
>>
>>43189086
>[] listen to the voice
>[] flurry of blows 1d100
>>
>>43189151
>Wanting to be a mind controlled puppet
>being this ungodly paranoid
>>
Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>43189086
>[] Ignore the voice
>[] flurry of blows 1d100
>>43189151
Okay the dice demand we ignore the voice!
>>
>>43189113
>>43189121
>Deez rolls
THE DICE DEMAND IT.
>>
Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>43189086
>[] listen to the voice
>[] Because, We're Players jack ass
>[] flurry of blows 1d100
>>
>>43189168
Funny how all those votes ignored or didn't vote for the voice huh?
>>43189175
It's pretty fucking obvious
>>
>>43189176
>Okay the dice demand we ignore the voice!
>>43189194
Looks like you're fucking wrong.

>>43189196
I'm laughing at you.
>>
>>43189196
>Funny how all those votes ignored or didn't vote for the voice huh?
...you're fucking retarded.
>It's pretty fucking obvious
Except HM said it's basically just bloodrage
>>
Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>43189086
>[] Ignore the voice
>[] I unno
>[] Gutstab 1d100
>>
Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>43189086
>[] Because, We're awesome
>[] Ignore the voice
>[] flurry of blows 1d100
Silly voice, that destiny is for our enemies who lay dying on the fields.
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>>43189196
>>43189194
Looks like the dice gods just BTFOd you.
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Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>43189086
>[] listen to the voice
>[] flurry of blows 1d100
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>>43189210
>Except HM said it's basically just bloodrage
Please do tell me WHERE he said it specifically?
>>43189222
There was a hundred before it dumbass, And that hundred doesn't even count.
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Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>43189086
>[] listen to the voice
>[] Gutstab 1d100
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I'm going to laugh at you all and call you all morons when we get mind controlled.
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>>43189227
>There was a hundred before it dumbass
Which didn't vote either way, so your point?
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So much samefag.
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>>43189086
>[] listen to the voice
>[] Because, We're Players jack ass
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>>43189227
That hundred didn't mention the voice at all, and HM mentioned it in the end of the threads we were first discussing this quest in. Also, choices don't have any impact on the dice you wackjob
>>43189272
And I'll be right there to call you a conspiracy nut when either it doesn't happen or nothing bad comes of it. Seriously why are you so salty? HM doesn't do game ruining trap options
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>>43189272
Yes paranoia bitch, our own internal voice will control us. Makes sense.

Good god are you stupid.
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>>43189290
Its only 16 votes or so, we already had as much on uncontroversial votes, stop trying to cry samefag when stuff you don't like wins.
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Goodnight ya'll. hopefully HM puts up a new thread link soon.
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>>43189227
>Please do tell me WHERE he said it specifically?
>has supernatural blood rage
>voice tells us carnage is our destiny
GEE I BET ITS SOME OTHER UNRELATED FORCE OF BLOOD THIRST
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>>43189323
We had a massive vote number spike, so samefag is likely.
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>>43189359
>We had a massive vote number spike, so samefag is likely.
I agree, that salty fag who whines about "mind-control" is probably samefagging, but he isn't very successful at it, so who cares?
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>>43189359
Doesn't matter though. Just like buying the shitty sword he vice will end up being something that doesn't really matter because we'll ignore it once it becomes a problem.
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>>43189359
Funny how the sudden votes of listen rised huh?
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>>43189381
Yes because that's OBVIOUSLY what HM will allow us to do! Are you a fucking goddamned moron?
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>>43189382
>Funny how the sudden votes of listen rised huh?
Listen was leading since the beginning though. If anything it was ignoring that suddenly spiked.
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>>43189395
>We have problem
>We roll to solve problem
>Problem goes away
That's what will happen and what always happens in these quest threads anyways.
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>>43189382
Of the first 5 votes, 2 were already listen and two didn't vote either way.
I'm not seeing any "sudden" rising. It got votes continously.
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Who the fuck cares? why are you people getting worked up over a vote that doesn't mean anything? Jesus Christo
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I smile, grinning dumbly as my hand raises up, bringing the blade to my neck as I smile grossly, holding my head up, and pulling the bandages down as I drive towards my neck, stopping it just at the edge as I stand back up and sigh.

*Why do you ignore me kroooovy?"

"I'm not, I just want to see how far I can get on my own" I say grinning as I pull my mask off, tossing it away

*Hmm, well, how about I give you just a bit of a taste of what you could have, you mad dog*

I smirk as I feel a burn enter my veins, sharpening my mind back to a razor's edge as I feel my heart pump faster and faster as blood flows over my eyes.

*Now, tear them apart like you know you want to....Dear Krovachi*

A goblin runs towards me, swinging at me, it's blade stopping on my shoulder

130 hp

I swing, cutting it's stomach open. It shrieks, and grabs for the knife on its belt

I swing, severing it's arm and part of its skull as I lick my lips,a coppery salty taste filling my mouth as my eye burns...burns.

"Ha good one" the man says as another goblin tackles into me

"DIE YOU SOW" It screams, raising it's hammer

I swing my fist into it's head, knocking it back as it smashes my neck with it's little hammer, I hear a cracking noise I stab my sword into its gut

*DO IT DO IT DOOOOOO IT!!!!

And rip it upwards, tearing it in half as a giggles escapes my lips

*AHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, GREAT*

Both halves flop down the side

115 h

I stand up, smiling as the half goblin twitches


"Daaaamn" the man says blushing "DAAAAAAMN that was cool"

I smile as the other goblins look at me. I turn to them and tilt my head as I grin.

they shake in their boots, one of them pissing himself as they turn and run, crying and dropping their weapons.

"PLEASE DADDY, SHE'S GONNA EAT USSSS" One of them blubbers

"DEMOOOOON" one whimpers cowering on the floor

"I don't wanna diiie yet" Another cries, as one of the braver ones runs towards me, I stab it into the gut, as it stabs my leg again making me wince
cont
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>>43189381
>Just like buying the shitty sword
We didn't buy it, maybe you should pay some attention to the quest.
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>>43189453
We're so gonna *DING* from this.

Also, the voice is a complete bro, fuck all the haters.
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>>43189453

85 hp left
A second later, he's flying back, his face caved in with a fist, the man with the dirty long hair standing besides me, grinning like a mad man.


*He stole your quarry*

I glare at him and he holds a hand out towards me

"Jeeesus, that was beaautiful" He laughs happily "Wow, never seen a new player do that before, this has to be an alt right...er?"

What do You do?
[] Follow the goblins in to their home
[] "Krovachi, nice to meet you"
[] Doesn't matter
[] I need...water
[] do what?
[] STOP STEALING MY KILLS DAMMIT
[] Thanks for the help er?
[] go back to lucy
[] write in

Leveled up.

will do that in next thread or after you finish up here
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>>43189526
>[] Follow the goblins in to their home
>[] "Krovachi, nice to meet you"
>[] STOP STEALING MY KILLS DAMMIT
>Now go protect my sister!
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>>43189526
>[] "Krovachi, nice to meet you"
>[] Thanks for the help er?
>>
>>43189526
>[] Follow the goblins in to their home
>[] "Krovachi, nice to meet you"
>>
>>43189526
>[] Follow the goblins in to their home
>[] "Krovachi, nice to meet you"
>[] STOP STEALING MY KILLS DAMMIT
>>
>>43189526
>[] "Krovachi, nice to meet you"
>[] STOP STEALING MY KILLS DAMMIT
>>
>>43189526
>[] Follow the goblins in to their home
>[] "Krovachi, nice to meet you"
>[] STOP STEALING MY KILLS DAMMIT
>Now go protect my sister!
Posting the REAL theme for Kenpachi, Which is now ours.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H40VmHwc5Y0
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>>43189526
[] Follow the goblins in to their home
[] "Krovachi, nice to meet you"
[] STOP STEALING MY KILLS DAMMIT


This guy seems to like battle as much as we do.
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>>43189526
>[] STOP STEALING MY KILLS DAMMIT
>[] "Krovachi, nice to meet you"
>[] LOOT THEIR CORPSES MURDERHOBO 4LYFE
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>>43189542
Second.
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>>43189562
Shit I forgot about that theme, If we don't say this was boring after the fight I will be disappointed.

>>43189522
Indeed, yfw it's a dev of the game
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>>43189526
>[] "Krovachi, nice to meet you"
>[] Thanks for the help.
>[] And, STOP STEALING MY KILLS DAMMIT!
>[] Follow the goblins in to their home
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>>43189526
>[] Follow the goblins in to their home
>[] "Krovachi, nice to meet you"
>[] STOP STEALING MY KILLS DAMMIT

>>43189562
>"Kid, I like you, you can go over and fu..I mean, protect my sister!"
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>>43189526
>[] Follow the goblins in to their home
>[] "Krovachi, nice to meet you"
>[] STOP STEALING MY KILLS DAMMIT
>>
>>43189526
>[] Follow the goblins in to their home
>[] "Krovachi, nice to meet you"
>[] STOP STEALING MY KILLS DAMMIT
>Now go protect my sister!
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I smile, panting raggedly from pain and exhaustion as I grab his hand. He pulls me up and holds me to stop me from tumbling back down

*Good now stab him in the heart Dear Krovachi*

"Krovachi" I say smiling like a proper lady for once as he looks down at me, his eyes dulling over as he looks like he's thinking about something "Nice to meet you, NOW STOP STEALING MY KILLS DAMMIT"

I slap him across the face, leaving a red mark and some drops of blood as he nearly drops me in surprise, smiling widely as he laughs

"KATIE...HOLY SHIT, I thought you'd gone with that dirty weeb Bailey and played a fucking cat girl or something" He laughs loudly "Hoooly shit, well isn't this a pleasant surprise,

"Sam?" I ask smiling as I hug him "What the hell are you doing here, I thought you've been playing this for awhile"

"I was, but apparently excessive pking is enough to get you character deleted" He sighs angrily

"That sounds like bullshit" I say giggling

"In low level zones at least" He sighs "so many hours fucking wasted"

"So why are you here anyways?" I ask

"Eh, well I heard Bailey managed to get you and weasel dick to play this game so I was going to have a bit of a surprise..." He says grinning evilly "party for your low leveled asses"

"You were going to kill us" I say flatly, glaring at him

"When it was still a game" he says shrugging "And I woke up and well, goblins, everywhere, turns out they hate it when you try to murder them, fun fact"

I shake my head

"Still as much of an ass as ever sam" I say flatly with a smirk "no if you excuse me, I need to go slaughter more goblins, since you just pissed me off again"

"Hey, we're about to slaughter goblins" he says putting his arm around my shoulder "Katie and Sam, goblin fuckers"

"Krovachi" I say pushing his arm away "and no, just me, you're going to keep my sister safe"

"Waait, you were being serious about that....wait you have a sister?" He asks tilting his head blushing

cont
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>>43189801
"Why didn't you tell meee, we've been friends for years Katie" He sighs pouting

"Krovachi, call me Krovachi" I say shaking my head "And it's a bit...well I'll let you find out for yourself"

"Oh, alright" He says nodding "you're pretending to be a npc to catch people off guard , I can dig it, have fun fucking them up for me Krow, kay?"

I snicker as he slowly walks away, rubbing his shoulder.

I turn back to the fort, and walk inside it, over the mangled bodies.

Not a soul in sight, the grass is covered with some loose boards that form a kind of walk way leading out to different huts and ramshackle buildings, a stream runs through it, widening to a river at the other end

I hear some rustles and banging hear and there.

But I can also see a big hut with a giant rotting fish hanging over it with the words "Dad" Carved into its blue scales

What do you do?
[] follow the noises
[] go to the big hut
[] Looo hoo
[] Come on out, I won't bite
[] oooh I'm singing in the raaain
[] Well, this is a real shit hole innit?
[] look for some fire
[] write in
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>>43189883
>[] go to the big hut
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>>43189883
Make a new thread with the next post or keep on this one?
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>>43189883
>[] look for some fire
>[] go to the big hut
>[] Looo hoo
>[] Come on out, I won't bite
>>
>>43189883
>[] Come on out, I won't bite
>[] oooh I'm singing in the raaain
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>>43189883
>[] go to the big hut
>[] Looo hoo
>>43189898
Make a new one if you want to keep running.
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>>43189883
>[] follow the noises
>[] Come on out, I won't bite
>[] oooh I'm singing in the raaain
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>>43189883
>[] look for some fire
>[] go to the big hut
>[] Looo hoo
>[] Come on out, I won't bite
>>
>>43189930
>[] Well, this is a real shit hole innit?
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>>43189883
>[] follow the noises
>[] Come on out, I won't bite
>[] oooh I'm singing in the raaain

Sam might make a god husband if we break his kill stealing habit.
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>>43189960
This is a HM quest anon, Only /u/ allowed.
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>>43189979
Its not like only /u/ is allowed, but it will usually go there, if it goes anywhere.
Funnily enough, only two of his quests actually ever went /u/.
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>>43189960
We don't really know anything about him, isn't that a bit, premature to think of marrying?

And dating old friends usually doesn't work. If you were interested, it would have already happened.
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New thread here: >>43190081

I've already archived this one



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