>>43024947
Aizen
Coyote
Ulqiorra
Kaname
Yourichi

>>43024947
Give us our present.

Aizen

Coyote
Kisuke
Yourichi

>>43024947
You can choose 4 people total for your team.

>>43024947
>Aizen
Coyote Starrk
Yourichi Shihohen
Kaname Tosen
Arturo

>>43025001
Five Nachos for you!

>>43024998
>>43025001
>>43025034

So far we have no consensus. Gonna wait a few more minutes.

Rolled 2, 73 = 75 (2d100)

Going to write something up.
Also Roll 2 d100 and prepare to open up some presents they're mystery boxes

Rolled 51, 86 = 137 (2d100)

>>43025669

Rolled 63, 83 = 146 (2d100)

>>43025669

You are Sosuke Aizen and you are outside a room filled with angry deities, spirits and various representatives of the world of the living that are screaming at each other. The world of the living is on the verge of war, or at least is according to Gin. Gin has changed from the young boy you found in the woods to a powerful young man and apparently "ascended master" at the age of 15. How this happened still confuses you Aintza still seems confused by it too. You kind of feel sorry how she is in the world of the living talking with various supernatural beings.

"Sosuke." Coyote says opening the door "We need you in here. The negotiations are breakng down." He says. You look at Gin. He looks a lot stronger than when he was a kid, or most kids his age you have heard of for that matter. The fact he got through the academy with Rangiku in less than a year is amazing. The fact that he got through without your help (The fact he asked to was also kind of worrisome) sort of scares you. "You sure you need me in there to tell them about the sate of the world of the living Sosuke?" Gin asks. "I think they already know how bad it is out there." He says with a little chuckle.

>> "Not really, but use your best judgement."
>> "I think you know status better than anyone. I know it seems like a nightmare but you will realy help."
>> "It's not so bad. "
>> Write in

Then pick three boxes
>> Cobalt Mystery Box
>> Platinum Mystery Box
>> Fiery Mystery Box
>> Copper Mystery Box
>> Iron Mystery Box
>> Salty Mystery Box
>> Titanium Mystery Box
>> Mystery Box full of Tea
>> Iridium Mysterious Box
>> Giant Kubo Box
>> Brass Kubo Box
>> Inglorious Mysterious Box

>>43026511
>> "I think you know status better than anyone. I know it seems like a nightmare but you will realy help."

> Brass Kubo Box
> Platinum Mystery Box
> Inglorious Mysterious Box

>>43026511
>> "I think you know status better than anyone. I know it seems like a nightmare but you will realy help"


>> Inglorious Mysterious Box
>> Platinum Mystery Box
>> Mystery Box full of Tea

>>43026632
backing.

>>43026632
backing

>>43026511

Hey, does

>Go to the local swimming pool (???)

From >>43026185

count as a mystery box for box game? The reward from it is unknown, where the other rewards ARE known.

Success!
4 Nachos gained!
1 Taco Gained.

"I think you know the status of the real world better than anyone. Including those spirit reps out there. I know it's a nightmare-- a bunch of politicians arguing over how they want to divide the world. They don't have friends in the real world. They don't know how to pilot an airplane and fly." You say and Gin looks at you and his eyes widen a little. "You are my heir. You are my son. Damnit Gin I am proud of you." You say and he looks over to you. "I think only you can tell them what they need to hear." You say. Gin smiles again. "Alright pops. Let's go knock em dead." he says.

The pair of you come inside to what could best be described as anarchy. Several older asian spirits are arguing with Odin, A Deva is using two hands to facepalm as Quetzalcoatl has taken your favorite chair. Granted you told him he could use it, you just didn't think he would be lounging in it the way he would.

"Execuse me." You say in a humble tone.
Everyone seems to be arguing but Odin is looking at you, then goes to arguing with the Asian spirits again.
"Ahem" You clear your throat loudly. Gin looks at you.
"Gentlemen." You say and nothing happens.
Gin then whistles loudly "OI GEEZERS!" Gin says in the most impolite outburst you have ever heard from him causing everyone to stop arguing long enough to look at Gin with anger then to you. "Sorry for that." Gin says pulling out your chair then going to next to the door.

"Now that I have your attention." You say. "We need to talk about the status of the world." You say and the crowd gets upset.

>> Have Gin Talk first.
>> Talk about the build up and militarization of Europe
>> Talk about the current state of Africa and how they could align
>> Try to find some common ground here to get them from killing each other
>> Write in

MORE PRESENTS
Pick 1
>> Mysterious Mystery Box
>> Icy Mystery Box
>> Disguised Mysterious Box
>> Antique Mystery Box
>> Large Kubo Box

>>43027330
Why Yes it does! It does count for your box game!

>>43027357
>> Try to find some common ground here to get them from killing each other
>> The world of the living is going to go to hell in a hand basket shortly, unless we want to have all our realms follow we need to get along. As below so above and vice versa.

>> Antique Mystery Box

>>43027380
The sheet isn't currently linked, and I can't remember exactly how box game currently works. Does it let us open one of the boxes on our character sheet for free?

>>43027357
>Try to find some common ground here to get them from killing each other

> Antique Mystery Box

>>43027440
Only if there is no cost to opening that mystery box is it free. However, if the cost for those ??? is Go to the local swimming pool then you may change the cost of opening a mystery box to going to the the local swimming pool.

>>43027539
Let's do that then. That is a hell of a lot easier than most of the boxes on our sheet.

But which one...

In the meantime, the hunt continues!

>>43027417
>>43027451
Would you guys like the write in? It's a good very nice write in.

>>43027627

Sure, I like it.

>>43027627
Yeah, it's good.

>>43027627
>tfw Taman like your write in

Of course!

+30 Respect from Odin!
+10 Respect from Quetzalcoatl!

"The world of the living is going to go to hell in a hand basket shortly unless we want to have all our realms follow we need to get along. As below so above and as above so below." You say in a commanding tone that the other gods and deities instantly recommend as the Voice of IAM. Or was. Until you merged.

>> You have triggered a moment for a flashback with the Antique Mystery Box and your write in! Do you want to experience the moment Aizen Ascended into godhood ny merging and mastering the Hogeyoku?

Y/N?

>>43027856

Yes, yes, a thousand times YES.

I was just getting ready to ask about this scene.

>>43027856
Y duh

>>43027856
>Y

>>43027856
>Y

>>43027856
>Y

Happy one year anniversary of AIZEN !

>> Several Years ago in Hueco Mundo

Aintza, Gin and Rangiku have just left for the far north. Kaname is reorganizing and showing The Espada your new plans for Hueco Mundo and your grand strategy to also make this the home for the Vizards, which need a better name for your merry band. Yourichi is teaching Kenpachi the basics of being a Vizard. Tier was sitting on your lap for a good ten minutes before she was called away to help with the Espada planning by your favorite Luchador.

For the first time in a few years you are completely alone. You're not afraid. You're not unhappy. You are actually kind of relaxed.

You haven't meditated in months. You haven't had a nap since you became a seated officer. No wonder why Cirruchi has said "Your Aura is stressed out and Grumpy."

There is the tablet that your grandfather found made of emerald and gold. You can't store it in your memory for some reason. You haven't read it yet either. Your not even sure it has a language on it.

>> Read it, if it's even possible.
>> Meditate
>> Nap

>>43028122
>> Read it, if it's even possible.

>>43028122
Also and can't believe this wasn't on there
>> Start thinking of a name for "The Vizards" besides "The Vizards"

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>43028165
Roll please.

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>43028234

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>43028122
>Meditate

Better names
>Aizen's Super Awesome Death Squad
>Enmascarados
>>43028234

>>43028288
Enmascarados "The Masked" is pretty cool..
Seems like we have a tie betwenen meditate and read.

>>43028373
read and then when you get bored meditate.

Alright Roll a D100.

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>43028457

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>43028457

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>43028457

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>43028457

75 Success.

You pick up the Emerald slate. You put your hand on it and reacts to your reishi. The entire universe unfolds around you in a way that you have never seen before as you sit upon your throne. It is by far one of the most awe inspiring images you have ever seen. You see the entirety of creation. Then you see a figure on the outside of your vision.

"You don't read the tablet." The old figure says approaching. You look at the person as he unveils himself.
"It reads you." He says as everything in the universe starts to slowly reveal itself in your mind. "What do you mean?" You ask.
"I am Hermes the Thrice great. First mortal to ascend. First to stand. Your grandfather saught my tablet. You seek wisdom." He says. "There have been other demigods and pseudogods like you. None have come as far as you or I save one. You already know who thogh." He says.
"Gin?" You say in a shocked voice.
"Yes." He says as he comes up to you.
"I will tell you all you need to know to master the hogeyoku, your shard and become with Iam." He says to you.
"Oh. And what is that you say as you stand upon a planet."
"All is one and on is All." He says as you study carefully. He smles and disappears.
You study the universe about you. You are part of it. You seem small and insignificant in the enormity of the universe. You see that there is a planet in your chest. It's earth actually. Then you look at it. It slowly turns into the Hogeyoku. Then it dawns on you. You are a small part of the universe, and the universe is a part of you.

You collapse to the ground. You are in pain as you look up.

Roll that d100.
Hope for high it will shape your fate.

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>43028722

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>43028722

Do we have any tacos left? Now might be a good time to boost our roll.

>>43028766
You have a few!

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>43028722

Rolled 9 (1d100)

Lets see how this plays out.

>>43028766
That seems like a good idea.

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>43028722

>>43028798
With a few tacos this could be good enough to crit.

>>43028781

Yes, considering our rolls, let's throw a taco in there, and a meal if we have one.

>>43028823
Well then let's do it!

Also street sign captchas have decided to take me as their captive.

>>43028823
do it!

>>43028823

Crit please, and kubo point to raise crit by a level.

Kubo Point +Meal + 82= MONSTER CRIT
CRITICAL KAIJU SUMMONED: CRITZILLA

You realize what's happening: you were never alone in the first place. You're zanpakto, both of them, are one with you just like the hogeyoku, just like Aintza, Hueco Mundo and the Universe itself. You feel everything at once and feel at peace. You feel a sharp pain from your back as pure energy explodes out from you.

What comes out?
>> Wings like Aintza
>> Old Testament style Wings
>> Dragon Wings
>> Dragonfly Wings
>> Wings like Arturos

>>43029024
>> Old Testament style Wings
Seraph wings on steroids please.

>>43029024
>Old Testament style Wings
Aizen is a big fan of the classics

>>43029024

>Dragonfly Wings

Go for the road not often traveled.

>>43029024
DEMON WINGS

Wings, about six of them, sprout out of your back as you almost let out a scream. This is not as painful as losing your shadow. This is not as painful as losing your reflection. You feel energy radiate outwards from you as you slowly lift off the ground. You and your Zanpakto are one. You and the orb are one.

You rise slowly up in pain as your body feels different, but you cannot see your reflection in the pool infront of you that you made for Aintza. You keep rising up slowly.

Choose one
>> Call for Kaname
>> Call for Rose
>> Call for Coyote
>> Call for Arturo
>> Call for Ulqiourra
>> Call for Yourichi
>> Call out to Aintza
>> Call out to nobody

>>43029354
>>> Call out to Aintza

>>43029354
>>Call out to nobody

We are already 3, we already have the help we need.

>Captcha: Donuts. Requires me to click a Bagel

>>43029354
>Call out to nobody

>>43029411 (You)
>>43029354

Cancel this vote, replace with U WOT M8

>>43029485
Ah yes. The traditional Walking a different path. Anyone else agree?

>>43029554
me

>>43029554
Sure

U W0T M8 activated!

You may only choose one!

>> Mysterious Button Box
>> Canadian Maple Syrup Mystery Box
>> Bacon and Eggs Mystery Box
>> Adamas Mystery Box
>> [box]
>> Mystery Box that glows ominously
>> Mysterious Box that hums ominously
>> Stolen Mysterious Box
>> Ancient Marble Mystery Box

>>43029696
>> Mysterious Box that hums ominously

>>43029696
>Canadian Maple Syrup Mystery Box
This seems pretty sweet.

>>43029696

>[box]

>>43029714
>>43029722
>>43029764

No consensus and it''s a little after one am CST. I will give you guys about ten minutes before I call it a night, take a nap and pick up tomorrow.

>>43029885
I'll switch >>43029722 to
> Mysterious Box that hums ominously

>>43029714
>>43029906

So be it. Writing this one it wasn't in the ready to go pile.

"Grandfather!" You call out. You don't know why. Maybe it's the fact he brought the damn tablet in the first place. Maybe because this reminds of the first time you hurt yourself as a child.

A man appears from a silver gate and it closes behind him "Sosuke?! My Son!" He says as he looks up at you then down at the tablet. "You understood it?" He asks, you are fairly sure it's loud because others start running in, including your espada and your yet to be named vizard group. "Sosuke I am blind and yet I can see your form!" Kaname says. It's still kind of quiet. You can't really quite control what's going on, and you really can't hear anyone over the sound of all the reishi or whatever this god damn humming is that is some how gold. Stranger that you are able to hear colors. Your pretty sure that is not supposed to happen.

>> Roll me a d100 to see if you can get this under control
>> Burn a currency to make it look cool
>> Snack on a meal to win and slay the critical kaiju

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>43030113
All of it

>>43030131
Fair enough- anyone else want this?

>>43030136
Yes, also, take note of this time with our Zanpakuto.

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>43030131
Yes

>>43030142
already done. Anything that merits a flashback is noted.

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>43030113
>>> Snack on a meal to win and slay the critical kaiju
and rollin just cause

>>43030196

Eh, whatever, I was only going to try and powergame a little anyway (i.e. Make sure we visit a local pool between flashback and the present)

>>43030247
Of course.

You didn't think complete enlightment would be so god foresakenly tedious and annoying. You see a star in front of you the size of a fist and you grab it, you play with it a moment and make it exapnd and retract for a second as with a mighty clatter of wings you land on the ground and a flare of reiatsu surges outward and inward as the wings retract inward. Some purple lightning arcs out from your eye about you. The annoying as fuck racket is gone as you stand up and walk over to your grandfather.

"Thank you for the Emerald Slate." You say.
"Thank you for putting it to you use. You are my son and heir Sosuke. I am incredibly proud of you. All of your friends" He says motioning as both Aintza and Yourichi have appeared. "Are as well." He says as both Yourichi and Aintza come up and hold you.

>> PRESENT DAY

"We need to find some common ground. The world has postured to the point where it wants war on a global scale." You say as Gin nods to what you just said. "I know we all have our differences. But in spite of them we are all here working together to hold reality together and to prevent Tengri from trying to rule over us or Ywach to do much the same later." You say.

The Deva looks up at you. "What do you propose?"

I am going to get some sleep. Keep this alive guys, tomorrow Aizen tries to prevent The Great War among other things.

>>43030363
That being said- now is the time to think of strategies for what Aizen would say or do to prevent war. You guys got all night. The best suggestions will be the selection.

Bump from britland.

So, we may be able to stop the war throughthe unification of various economies into one. The Ottomaman Empire and Hapsburg Monarchies are intact, keeping those regions stable.

We may want to see about a French-German Reconcilliation. Along with something to cull Russia. The British Empire and Russia have been playing the Great Game with each other for a while, so if any one has any idea how to stop that(or continue it), I'd be all ears.

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Bamp

>>43034765
That seems like a wise idea. I have to make a few phone calls and some other things, but we will start up soon after.

If you want, I can advice you on the history of WWI and the condition of Europe at the time as it is sort of personally important to my family.

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>>43036586
At what point is aizen likely to have kids Shud, also good morning/afternoon

>>43036761
In the 1980s.
--
I would like a head count, and also would like to know if you want options for how to handle diplomacy.

>>43037138
not the 60's?
I can see Aizen and his women out smoking pot and free lovin it up.

>>43037163
You guys have to vote on it.

Quick headcount of who is active, I will put up a write in.

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Going to work, won't be present sorry boss

>>43038354
Present.

Active.

here

The room while silent has turned to you for answers. Europe is in a mess, Germany is trying to gather strategic oil reserves in the Ottoman Empire, France is disappointed with this as is England. The whole world seems present at the table, or at least representatives from most of the powerful nations.

You look out upon them and you see that everyone is eyeing the globe you made of reishi. The group of "Allies" you have gathered are basically everyone who is not Quincy or allied of Tengri. This leaves Odin, Ahura Mazda, Shiva, Quetzalcoatl, The Monkey King, Lucifer and a few others here for their first meeting with you along with several noble representatives including Charlamagne, Vladamir Tepes, Charles the XIIth, Richard the III, Saladin and some nameless guy in a robe who seems familiar. What was a long argument was supposed to be an introduction. Coyote, you will be quite honest, has been a bit overworked lately.

"Starrk, go take a break." You say and he looks at you and smiles. "Thanks sosuke." He says patting you on the shoulder.

Gin looks at you as if he has the right thing to say now.

>> Let him talk.
>> See if anyone has anything to say first.
>> Establish some sort of speaking order since there is no longer an agenda apparently.

>>43039717
>Let him talk.

>>43039717
>> Let him talk.

You give a nod to Gin.

"Dieties, Demigods, Noble spirits. The world stage has been set, and together over several generations it has been set up to be as stable as a bottle of nitroglycerin thanks to petinnes, squables, religion and failure to see the big picture. We have failed. We have let the world's rivalries tear the delicate tapestry to the point where it's about to unfurl. But it wasn't us alone." Gin says moving around a now angry table, but at least the anger is focused at Gin. Who using some, well whatever it was it certainly wasn't kido, to project an image of several people. "Meet Tengri's sleeper agents. People who have slowly infiltrated the upper crust of society along with a few Quincies to direct the flow of souls from this war to their side." Gin says.

"Do you have proof of this?" Ahura Mazda asks and Gin smiles. "Of course." He says showing an image of the individuals together with who you instantly recognize as Timur Leng, one of Tengri's chosen. "The total estimated casualty rate for the conflict, when it happens will be 40 million. Tengri intends to have his horde strategically positioned throughout europe and the Ottoman Empire in order to gather up souls and bring them into his horde." Gin says in a harsh tone. "I don't intend to let Tengri's horde grow any further. It's already too large for any one of us to deal with on our own." Gin says. "Then what do we do?" Quetzalcoatl asks. "We stop the war." Gin says.

>> Write in who you want to talk next.

>>43040286
Quetzalcoatl

>>43040286
Vlad tepes

>>43040496
>>43040734


I am going to wait and see if other people hop on with several people just now getting off work.

Anyone still on?
Gonna write something up if we can't get an agreement going.

>>43040734
Supporting.

Sorry for taking so long throughout each post guys. Guess doing this during the week wasn't the best idea.

"Vlad, you have dealt with invasions before. What are your thoughts?" you ask him. And he stands. "I stand before you a man who has lived, died, and done so much more for his homeland. I have becoem a villian in the eyes of many and only a hero in the eyes of my homeland. I have fought hordes before. I was the first to stand against the Ottomon Empire and held the line in my homeland. I became the very emobdiment of fear and a monster. We cannot, must not give in. We cannot compromise with Tengri. We cannot compromise with the Quincy. The only ones we can compromise with now are each other. And while I hate many here, I hate Tengri and his horde more. I hate the Quincy and their false god. We must band together and we must fight against them!" Vlad says in a voice that rings throughout and causes Saladin, Charles and even Lucifer to stand up in response. "But to do that, my hated enemies and my grudging allies, we must make peace in our time in our homelands. We must prevent war in the world of the living to prevent a war in the spirtual plane. However, we cannot forget about the fight up here." He says as people stop talking. "What do you suggest old friend?" Gin asks. How did Gin know Vlad? You'll have to ask him later. "We hold the line, we prevent reinforcements here. None of the Quincy or the Horde in Europe. In the afterlife we must realize the reality that we need Europa, not several broken lines. We must also try to prevent the war overall, and we must succeed at both." He says

You didn't expect this sort of speech from Vlad. He brings up the important point of preventing Tengri from advancing any further. "I agree. As much as I hate the Infidel Impaler I agree with him." Saladin says. "We must form an alliance against both the quincy and Tengri. No longer can Asgaard fight one front without reinforcements from Shiva."
1/2

>>43044151
"Sosuke Aizen, as the newest among us and the one who called this meeting what say you? Shall we form a league of spirtual nations? What say you?"

Well Sosuke Aizen-- What say you?

>> Yes. (Please list why)
>> No. (Please state why)

>> Mystery Box made out of paper
>> Mystery Box of Scraps
>> Mysterious Box of Scraps
>> Mysterious Box of Bones
>> Spooky Scary Skele Box of Mysterious Spine Tingles
>> Ebon Mystery Box
>> Box

>>43044202
>> Yes. Tengri and the Quincies are too large a threat for any one of us to handle alone. indeed trying to tackle them alone has caused realms to fall and the horde to swell and the Quincies to spread. Neither foe is set on anything less than dominion over all. We need to work together to combat and neutralize them. For they will show us no mercy.


>> Spooky Scary Skele Box of Mysterious Spine Tingles

... I am going to wait a bit longer but I am honestly feeling a little pessimistic.

>>43045184
Dunno what to tell you Taman

>>43044202
>>> Yes. (Please list why)
While there will invariably be feuds among us we have all recognized that not only can we not do this alone, but without stark allies this war with Tengri will sap both worlds of power and allow elderich abominations and other universes to destroy our already fragile universe. We need this not for our own greed, but for the very nature of this universe to remain in existence. For this reason even if the realms suffer greatly we cannot hold back.
>> Spooky Scary Skele Box of Mysterious Spine Tingles

>>43044251
>>43045710
These two are fairly awesome. Would you like me to combine them?

>>43045846
Go for it boss.

>>43045846
Yes

>>43045846
sure, use what you like from mine.

"Yes." You say. "Tengri and the quinces are the largest threat any of us have ever handled before. While there will invariably be feuds among us we all have to recobnize that not only we cannot do this alone, but without stark allies this war with Tengri will sap both worlds of pwer and allow for elderich abominations and other universes to destroy our already fragile universe. Meanwhile Tengri's horde and the Quincies continue to spread and fall to the horde due to our infighting. We need this not for our own greed, but for the very of nature of the universe to remain in existence. For this reason even if the realms suffer greatly we cannot hold back. We cannot show them mercy, as they will not show us mercy." You say.

Then the room slightly darkens. From next to the robed figure comes Death, whose shadow looms over the table. "Worry not. I have not come for you gods yet." He says. "I have come to tell you that Tengri marshalls his forces. I have come to warn you. " Death says. "I have not come for your empires though. But Tengri has agents among your own empires. Some deep cover, some more overt. Mind your own." Death says.

>> Ask Death what else he may know
>> Ask Death if he wants some tea.
>> Ask Death if he can say which empires have agents.

>> Have Yourichi see if she has any intelligence on this
>> Ask Kaname to take over while you talk to death
>> Ask Kaname to start drafting up a compact.
>> See if Coyote and Ulqiorra are done with their break, also see if Ulqiorra has any additional information that can help.

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>43046480
>> Ask Death if he wants some tea.

>> Have Yourichi see if she has any intelligence on this
>> Ask Kaname to take over while you talk to death
>> See if Coyote and Ulqiorra are done with their break, also see if Ulqiorra has any additional information that can help.

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>43046480
>>> Ask Death if he wants some tea.
>> Ask Kaname to take over while you talk to death
>> Ask Death what else he may know
>> Ask Kaname to start drafting up a compact.

>>43046480

>>Ask Death if he wants some tea

>>Have Yoruichi see if she has any intelligence on this
>>Ask Kaname to start drafting up a compact
>> See if Coyote and Ulqiorra are done with their break, also see if Ulqiorra has any additional information that can help.

>>43047047
Gonna write. After that I am going to get some sleep, and then if we are still alive tomorrow we will start again, if not- I will start us up again this week in the 1980s.

So far it seems like WWI might be avoided.

"Kaname. See if you can get a compact draged up, and take over." You say and Kaname nods "I thought you would never ask." He says. You look over to death. "Would you like some tea?" You ask and Death nods and walks over to you. You go outside and see that Starrk is talking to Ulqiorra "Ulqiorra, would you like to share anything with them inside Kaname is about to draw up a compact." You say and Ulqiorra and Coyote go inside. Huh. Guess they do have something important.

You start cooking up some tea as Death sits down. As soon as he does Yourichi saunters up. "Yourichi, do you know of any Tengri's men infiltrating the soul society?" You ask and she shrugs. "First I have heard of it." She says. Apparently Death has some really good intelligence.

You serve some tea to Death. "You always greet me as a friend. I appreciate that." says sipping from the cup you gave him. "I give you a gift." He says handing you a small tin. "What is it." You ask. "Some of the finest tea I have ever encountered." He says.

>> Try it? Y/N

>>43047362
Thank him and save it for a special occasion

>>43047362
Yes

I am going to pass out guys. I will hopefully pick this up tomorrow. If not I will do a side quest flashback of it.

>>43047362
>y

Bump

bump bump

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Bamp

Had to do some stuff this morning but I am back. Lets wrap this up today.

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>>43053505
Waiting intently

>>43047362
>y

"Normally I would save it for a special occasion, but today is actually a special occasion." You say and he nods. "Uh Sosuke, how does Death drink tea?" Yourichi says and Death looks over "Very carefully." He says sipping from the cup. You make the tea and sit down next to Yourichi and across from Death. "So what brings you here besides the warning?" You ask him and he nods. "I was actually in the area and I haven't had any food so I stopped by to drink and dine with you if that was a possibility." He says. You drink up some of the tea.

>> You get +2 Dice to next thread and this thread when rolling dice.

"It is very good." You say. "What do you want for food?" You ask. "Surprise me." Death says in a not quite onimous at all tone. Fortunately, you were taught by the best cook that ever lived in the soul society.

>> Roll to not suck at cooking

Choose another discussion topic: if you choose the write in, you may choose one other discussion topic!

>> How do you think Gin is turning out as a Captain
>> Who else do you think I should try to get in my alliance
>> How did you meet my ancestor Rikishi?
>> Who would you side with in this world war if it happened?
>> Write in

Rolled 65, 67, 88 = 220 (3d100)

>>43054029
>> Who else do you think I should try to get in my alliance
>>How many outsiders are here and how much of this is their doing?

Rolled 68, 48, 29 = 145 (3d100)

>>43054029
>> Who else do you think I should try to get in my alliance
>>How many outsiders are here and how much of this is their doing?

Rolled 77, 37, 99 = 213 (3d100)

>>43054029
>> Who else do you think I should try to get in my alliance
>>How many outsiders are here and how much of this is their doing?

>>43054213
hello uneeded critical my old friend. It's good to see you in improvaizen again.

99+88+77 = 264
Trip Crit Dubs
MONSTER CRIT
CRITZILLA SLAIN
CRITICIAL KAIJU SUMMONED: CRITICAL GAMMORA
http://youtube.com/watch?v=_GheBtkD7TQ

You are Sosuke Aizen. You were taught cooking by a women who got into the Special Forces by cooking.

You decide to do something more Asian than your normal fair and cook it with what materials you have available. In a flurry of steam and smoke and sizzles you create a dish of rice and pork belly. You actually realize that you haven't eaten in a while also so you make some for yourself and yourichi who looks hungry.

You put the dishes down and sit down next to them. Yourichi starts hungrilly eating the food, while Death actually eats a little bit first to test it. "This is exceptional." Death says. "Normally I prefer different faire, but this is good. Thank you Sosuke." He says.

"Who do you think I should try to get in my alliance?" You ask as Youruichi looks like she is almost finished with her bowl, so you go back and start preparing a bit more. "Honestly, the natives of America have some powerful assistance for you against the horde. So far your alliance isn't bad." Death says. You cook up some more for Yourichi and you sit down again.

"So how many outsiders are here and how much of this war is their doing?" You say. Death, makes a noise you haven't heard him do before. "Tengri has outsider sponsorship. Everything he does has them involved. With this war? I would say there is at least one Outsider for every country on earth." He says as yourichi digs in "THIS IS GOD DAMN GOOD SOUSKE!" Yourichi says smiling at you.
"How can I deal with that many outsiders?" You ask and death eats more. "As your guest I would advice you to ask an outsider you know or ask your grandfather what he knows. Both are better than me as I rarely interact with such beings." He says.

>> Write in another question for death.

>>43055019
Who leads the Outsiders?

>>43055019
I don't have any questions.

>>43055019
So what will Tengri's big move be? I doubt he's standing still while we coordinate.

>>43055301
No worries.
>>43055091
>>43055323
If nobody else posts I will just have Aizen ask em both.

"Who leads the outsiders? Also what do you think Tengri's big move will be? I know he does not sit idle." You say and Death makes a weird laughing noise. "He sits on his throne idly on occasion. You and him actually have very similiar taste in furniture." he says "Really?" You say your voice timbre changed from such an audacious statement. "Indeed. However you are correct. He moves now. His big move will be the same thing he did how he took almost all of asia. A sudden decapitation and coup in all his enemies overnight. Later only did people realize that he had agents in place for generations." Death says. "And Tengri leads these outsiders. He bound them to his will." Death says causing you to let out a low surprised cough. "The outsiders have no real leader otherwise though. " Death says as the three of you have polite conversation for a few minutes.

"I will be shuffling off now." Death says after the conversation and you say goodbye to him. "Is it creepy that we are so comfy with the westernized spirit of death itself?" Yourichi asks. "Well we are fellow psychopomps. I like to think of it as a friendly relationship between co-workers." You say and Yourichi smiles. "What's our relationship then." She says kissing you on the cheek. "Clearly more than friendly." You say holding her and kissing her back. You go inside the room where everybody seems to be gathered about a a few documents. "Ah Sosuke." You hear Ulqiorra say " right on cue." he says as Coyote puts a small note on the table and Ulqiorra takes it. " Kaname, Myself, Vlad, Quetzalcoatl, Odin and Coyote have started a draft everyone agreed on. Would you look it over?"

>> "If everyone looked over it I am sure it's fine. I see myself here as a formality as I have so much trust in my staff conveying my will and with how everyone knows me."
>> "Of course. Paperwork makes the universe go round and I may as well check it over to make sure Kaname didn't miss anything.
>> Write in

>>43056382
>> "Of course. Paperwork makes the universe go round and I may as well check it over to make sure Kaname didn't miss anything.
Look around for Tengri's forces, all the leaders are here, perfect place and time for him to hit.

>>43056461
This. We gotta be paranoid yo.

>>43056382
>"Of course. Paperwork makes the universe go round and I may as well check it over to make sure Kaname didn't miss anything.

"Of course. Paperwork makes the universe go round and I may as well check it over to make sure Kaname didn't miss anything." You say with a little extra paranoia, checking to see if anyone that could be considered one of Tengri's agents are here. There are none. "Another blind joke Sosuke." Kaname says. "I have to get in my mandatory one per week otherwise the universe will surely fall into disrepair." You say and he snorts.

The document is fairly straightforward and simple. The treaty states that all members will agree to not cause conflict with each other, that they will work together to help each other in times of need and try to help in the defense of the borders against tengri. There is also a clause about trying to prevent conflict in the world of the living as much as possible. Your not if this is to appease the warlike nature of several gods who demand it, or if it is simply because they feel that complete prevention of conflict is impossible.

>> Go over any other clauses or legalities that you think you should bring up
>> Research the jargon real quick in your mental palace. (100 for success)
>> Ask if anyone has any additional input that they feel could be important
>> Attempt to summon Aintza to see how she is doing, also show her the treaty just to be safe

Rolled 24, 35, 41, 54, 66, 51 = 271 (6d100)

>>43057145
>> Go over any other clauses or legalities that you think you should bring up
>> Research the jargon real quick in your mental palace. (100 for success)
>> Ask if anyone has any additional input that they feel could be important
>> Attempt to summon Aintza to see how she is doing, also show her the treaty just to be safe
confidence

>>43057145
>Ask if anyone has any additional input that they feel could be important

>>43057183
This. Also I think that is a max overcrit again.

>>43057808
roll 6d100 bro!

Rolled 5, 35, 35, 95, 13, 49 = 232 (6d100)

>>43057808
>>43057817

Fine.

Rolled 63, 22, 6, 1, 31, 77 = 200 (6d100)

>>43057145

>>43057915
It's a good thing you have Force of Will.
So far what we have is what we have.
77,95,66,63,54,51 = 406. HYPER OVER CRIT
GAMMORA SLAIN!
Happy birthday Crit Train!
You gain 1 Trophy
You gain 20 nachos
You gain 10 tachos
You gain 5 Mate

You quickly bring your mental palace to the real world, or so now you just overlay it. It makes you more aware of the world of the living and "You don't look creepy and like you are on a different planet." According to Gin. Suigetsu looks over the legal documentation in a very studious manner with Jikan Kiba who looks very fancy in a lawyer outfit. "Well according to this document each spiritual nation would have dominon over their own lands with their own laws. The only actual agreements on here are to protect each other from Tengri's horde and the Quincy, and any other enemies that may happen. The compact does not have a specified end date, however it does state that any member can exit once Tengri and the Quincy have fallen. So far it looks good if you trust the other spiritual nations to be just. I honestly wonder what Lucifer is bringing to the table with this." "Why do you say that?" Jikan Kiba asks curiously. "Because it looks like it is written in the form of an infernal contract. The wording is so similar it's haunting." Suigetsu says.

You let the mental palace go back inside your mind "Good job. This is extremely well written." You say. "Actually Lucifer helped with how it is written." Kaname says and you look over to him. "What I thought that is why you invited me." Lucfer says and you give him a stern look. "There is no fine print or soul trafficking involved." He says which is true. Though looking at the contract it has no wording for how forces are to be divided or how much has to be provided to count as a signator of the compact.

>> Fix this?

Also enjoy some more presents!

>> Titanium Mystery Box
>> box
>> Ruby Filigree Faberge Mystery Box
>> Mystery box classic

>>43058317

Are "tachos" a new currency?

Just ragging on you, I know you mean tacos.

Please give us tachos as a new currency anyway

>> box

>>43058317
Add an addendum that this compact can be Amended as necessary, due to the fact times do change. Also forces must be committed say 25% although more is always welcome. Force generals would be appointed by council vote, and troops need to obey that general until rotated out.
>> Mystery box classic

>>43058400
You know what: If you cand find me a picture of a Tacho and people vote on it, sure. I have no name for next chapters special currency yet so why not?

>>43058438
... That is very good. Though I live in fear the day actual lawyers besides the one that photographed me get in this quest.

Also yes I know I haven't done the other parts of the confidence roll, I only have so much space to type in. The rest will be part of next post after you suggest how to fix it.

>>43058317
>box

Had to step away for a few minutes. I will wait ten minutes. After that I am going to wrap this up in a nice bow because I have plans for tonight.

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>>43058485

I found a Mexican restaurant named Tacho's, does that count? It seems like a natural progression after nachos, tacos and meals.

>>43059632
>not just looking up a taco with a nacho shell

>or a taco filled with nachos

Rolled 73, 31, 49, 56, 56 = 265 (5d100)

>>43059238
And that was longer than ten minutes.
>>43059632
... Fuck it lets fund it.


Rolling for the box you guys get.

>>43058317

Fix this, by requiring a standing liaison (4-5 man squad of decent fighters) from all signatories. Also require that they be willing to dedicate forces to a combined fighting force upon 3/4 majority choice to begin combat.

>>43058438
>>43059701

Quarter or Three Fourths? Or do you guys want me to come up with a similar compromise.

>>43059750
>>43059701 (You)

Three fourths majority vote to enter combat as a whole. Standing liaison as well.

>>43059789
whoops! I misread that.
Would you like a combined system with
4-5 Liason/ Honor Guard
25% of standing army dedicated upon a 3/4 majority vote or would you prefer a simple majority?

Additionally would you like me to do FPP or STV voting systems for how your council works?

>>43059750
I prefer 1/4 mandatory, since too much would seem like a power play. Also they needs troops in their own lands.

3/4 majority for war or generals seems good.

>>43059881

It appears that I am the only one currently voting.

I think simple majority is not enough for a decision to enter war. 3/4s is better, willing to go down to 2/3s.

Could you Expand those acronyms?

>>43059925
Or there IS someone else voting and I spoke too soon.

>>43059925
First Past Post voting system is basically the most basic voting system. It's used in US elections.

Single Transferable Vote allows you vote for multiple candidates, and it allows for more diverse results. there are STV videos on youtube and I am going to be going to get some food soon.

Actually I will just keep this simple.

Due to the nature of Critical you guys got being in the upper percentile of criticals you have gotten I can write it up as the most optimal system for your precarious league of spiritual nations scenario.

>>43060214
"I think there is a lot that can be done here, namely how there isn't much specifics on votes to go to war, but also how much force is supplied." You say. "So let's make it a three fourths majority vote to go to war or who to defend etc and a twenty five percent troop dedication and four to five member liason team that everyone must supply. Does that sound fair?" You ask outloud. You get a majority of the people saying yes.

You then kiss the charm on your Zanpakto and Aintza arrives. She looks, worse for wear than you. Her hair is a mess, her eyes look tired and she also seems like hasn't had food in a while. Aintza immedietly hugs Gin, she hasn't seen him in a while. "How's Rangiku?" Gin ask, hi voice almost awkward. "She is very well. She is leading the negotiations while I am away. Though she isn't putting up with anyone's shit." She says then she comes up and kisses you on the lips. "Hello my love." She says smiling at you. "Please tell me you have progress." She says. "We have progress."

>> Show her the contract
>> Ask how things are progressing on her end.

Rolled 51, 79, 79 = 209 (3d100)

>>43061122
>>> Show her the contract
>> Ask how things are progressing on her end.
confidence

Going to get food. Be back in a few.

Rolled 34, 46, 62 = 142 (3d100)

>>43061122
>Show her the contract
> Ask how things are progressing on her end.

>>43061180

At the rate we are making crits with that +2 dice every roll, we have a strong likelihood of reaching critical mass next thread. I don't think we'll hit it this thread, considering how late we got it, but we are already looking at nearly 1000.

0-3000 isn't out of reach next thread.

Rolled 88, 4, 2 = 94 (3d100)

>>43061122
>Ask how things are progressing on her end.

The show "Jeopardy" had a category titled "Taco Tuesday" tonight.

A good day.

Back. had food, writing.
>>43061607
>>43061310

"How are negotions going on your end my love?" You ask. "Stressful. I am almost certain Rangiku would have an Ulcer if she had to do this anymore than she has." Aintza says. "However it is leading towards your direction." She says.

"Here check the compact." You say. She looks over it briefly. "It looks well, minus certain issues like troop amounts and voting per--" "Fixed it." You say. "Oh. Then it looks good." She says."Can I borrow a first draft to show the other parties?" She asks.

>>Y/N?

>>43063003
>y

>>43063003
>>Y

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>>43063003
>>Y
I'm coding and questing at the same time so if i end up posting something weird on accident don't worry about it

>>43063003
Y warn her about tengri's spies by whispering it into her ear.

>>43059654

Anon, that wouldn't be a Tacho, that would be a Naco.

>>43063871
>listed two distinct things

>"They're both x!"

Nah, m8.

I'm the foremost expert on not being an expert on thing falling within my non-expertise of which I would be an expert where I not an un-expert of which I am an expert at being.

I think I'd know what I'm talking about.

>>43063637
K

"Of course my dearest." After some ratification and the document is finished you look at her and whisper in her ear "Tengri has spies, maybe even in the confernce. Take care my love." You say to her. She kisses you on the cheek and disappears through a Garganta.

What is your next Sosuke Aizen?

>>Time Skip to 198X
>> Talk to some dieties and demigods
>> Talk to Gin about Rangiku
>> Write in

>>43064098
>> Talk to Gin about Rangiku

>>43064050

If a Taco made of Nachos is a Naco, then a Tacho must be a Nacho made of Taco.

Considering that neither of the things you listed is a Nacho made of Taco, it must be that you didn't list a Tacho.

QED

>>43064098
>>> Talk to Gin about Rangiku

>>43064112
>>43064862
Kind of afraid of this. Will start writing.

"Gin." You say and he looks over to you. "We need about Rangiku." You say. He looks at you his eyes wide. This normally is the time that people experience pants shitting terror.

"You have a crush on Rangiku." You say.
"And you have an open relationship with Aintza and Yourichi." He says
"Point." You respond.
" She isn't my sister. I never saw her that way. I just love her." He says.
" I view her like my daughter, and you are a captain. She is a seated officer, and will probably be a captain too. Have you thought of the complications and." You stop and gin looks back at you.
"You became god king of Hueco Mundo while Dating Aintza, Yourichi and flirting with Captain Unohana and potentially Kirio Hikafune." He says.
You look back at him with not much to say to that. "How does she feel about it?" You ask him.
"I actually, haven't really done anything yet." He says. Gin Ichimaru, the feared prodigey of Aizen Sosuke and Aintza Basrah. Trained by Kaname Tousen in sword play. Trained by you in kido. The Genius of the Soul Society. Blushing.

"Just ask her out. She cares about you too. Just hope that she sees you the same way. If she doesn't she is still someone who cares about you and a loyal friend. You have nothing to lose by asking her out, and everything to gain by doing so." You say. Gin looks at you. "Thanks." He says. "Want to go visit them?" You ask.
"Yeah, Saijin needs the leadership experience and he won't be an LT forever." Gin says.

>> Any last minute things?

>>43065186

You walk through the Garganta to see Aintza. Gin walks over to Rangiku and you walk over to Aintza.
"They grew up so fast." She says.
"They' aren't fully grown up yet." You say.
"No, they aren't, but that doesn't make it not true." She says.
"You think we are doing the right thing meddiling in the affairs of mortals?" You ask Aintza.
"It hasn't been done for a long time, but lets just hope it works. And we are only slightly influencing them.." Aintza looks over to an Excited Rangiku and Gin.
"I guess she said yes." You say.
"To what dear Souske?" She says back.
"You'll know soon enough." You say.

You are Sosuke Aizen. You have a long road ahead of you and the real adventure has just begun.

Improvaizen Chapter XXX ends.

I will field questions for a little bit but I need to get some sleep.

>>43065659

What are our current Currency totals? Are the ten mystery boxes associated with Ascension on our character sheet, or do we get them during the course of a thread? What do trophies do again?

>>43065745
Actually currently totalling currency because my fucking program isn't working right now. Spoilers: You have a shit ton.

You have three trophies. Two for milestones, one for the anniversary. The Ten mystery boxes associated with Ascension are actually divided. Some show up, others will be on their already.

>>43065794
One last question then. If we were to go critical mass and be forced to dump all of our currency in, what would be the effect of the final crit? I remember you had to come up with something new in the thread when there was actually a danger of setting it off. Considering that an actual Tsar Critica could be 2-5 times bigger than that, do you have any ideas for what would happen, or are you still thinking about it?

>>43065829

You go back to zero- but the crit from Tsar Critica gives you a lot of shit back. Not as much as you have though.

>>43064673
A batch of nachos made with taco stuff is still nachos, however.

When you have a plate of nachos, no matter what you put on it, unless it is something entirely outlandish for the style of dish, it will still be nachos.

Such is the nacho state of being.

But a Taco with Nachos a Tacho makes.

>>43067388
First of all, a Taco with Nachos, a Naco makes.

If one were to take a Taco, and carve away at it until it had the shape of a Nacho, you would get a Tacho.

For the true form of a Tacho is a Nacho, made not with Taco stuff, but with actual Taco.