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>Fuwa breaks out of Ceera's binding. With a howl of rage she stands and simply flexes out of the thing, it's arcane bonds shattering as though they were made of tissue.

>Ceera and Tali stop and stare as Fuwa stands in the room, streaks of red energy emanating off of her. She's breathing heavily.

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

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>>43022156
I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS!

>>43022196
Quick! Imbue a pillow with comfy and throw it at her!

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>43022196
comfy magic her. comfy magic the hell out of her!

>>43022196
>that ceera
I want to kiss her.

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>43022196
Use your comfy magic! It's the only way to save Fuwa now! If that doesn't work, you'll have to bed her, Tali, personally.

>>43022196
Stay calm. Try to calm Fuwa down.

>>43022196
Incite her. Taunt her to make her tired.

>>43022196
Quick, cast a glamour to make Ceera look properly dressed!

look a comfy bed!

>>43022196
Make out with Ceera! It'll distract Fuwa!

>>43022196
Ceera Comfymancy, all you got, if you don't know any, get a fluffy blanket, warm milk, and fuzzy slippers Stat!

>>43022156
What happened last thread?

>>43022334
We talked to uncrazy Vaisi, and Fuwa got uncomfied and enthralled by Wafu.

>>43022393
>Wafu
Ugh. If there is one character that should not exist, is that one. Larro, stop taking in fanmade characters.

>>43022196
>RIP comfy

Well Tali, at least we have memories of comfy. From before you left all your friends to the wayside to romp with your waifu.

>>43022196
Comfy beam!

>>43022196
Ignore Bitches, Dive Dungeons.

>>43022196
what
Ceera you're fired

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"Shh, shh... It's okay, Fuwa. Here, let me just..."

>Tali gets ready to cast some comfy magic to calm the enraged elf down.

>He gets kicked. Hard.

1/2

>>43022196
Why does Ceera just look interested and mildly turned on?

>>43022580
not the dong!!

>>43022580
YOU CAN'T MATCH THE INTENSITY OF THIS COMFY MAGE, TALI

>>43022580
Ow. Right in the Elderberries.

>>43022588
Because she probably is.

Ceers: insatiable, bottomless pits of unquenchable lust.

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>>43022580
Um

We
We should probably wear a cup from now on.

>>43022588
Well she and Tali were about to make out. Soooooooooooooooooo, yeah.

>>43022580
Good thing Tali is going Ceer. Because otherwise... ouch...

>>43022580
Look like Tali is about to have a bad time

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>>43022580
>Tali is incapacitated.
>You, sensing your master's downfall, switch to someone who may have a chance of stopping the raging elf.

>You are now working with Ceera.
---------------

Oh my god
HOW DID SHE BREAK OUT.
And that kick! I think she broke Tali.

If she kicks me like that I'm dead.
Just, dead.

Fuck, I don't even know comfy magic. What does it even do?

It is literally the most useless magic.

"<H-hey there. Don't... Uhm, don't kill me. Okay?>"

"............."

Oh, right. She doesn't speak Ceer.

"Uhm... Kill not my life."

"........."

She's getting closer!

>>43022642
Pretty sure that'd hurt no matter what. uncomfy Fuwa can destroy a mech with her bear hands.

>>43022580

Well, at least Ceera got to enjoy them at least once

>>43022580
make that double fired

>>43022672
Seduce her.

Show off Tali's dong.

>>43022672
Hit her with a fuzzy blanket, and fuzzy slippers.

>>43022672
Quick, it's time for the secret technique! Scratch her behind the ears, that always works!

>>43022672
Slap her with us! Or run! Either is a viable solution!

>>43022672
WHAT
YOU'VE NEVER STUDIED COMFY MAGIC?
.. Touch the orb to Fuwa, Ceera. We'll handle this like professionals.

>>43022672
Expose neck.

>>43022672
grab tali and teleport somewhere safe and nearby. like the bath. we need the headmaster.

>>43022672
Throw a pillow at her

>>43022672
It makes people comfortable. And sleepy. And not full of incandescent rage. It's useful because noone defends against it. Tali used it to put people with perfectly good wards to sleep.

>>43022672
Slowly hand her a pillow

>>43022672
Kiss her you fool!

>>43022672
Well, Tali is the only one who has managed to calm her down so far, so I'd say you have a problem.

>>43022410
Wafu is almost as bad as Lolu

>>43022672
RUN, YOU FOOL
>>43022767
Nah, not even Lolu is as bad as Wafu.

>>43022672
Fly, you fool!

>>43022672
You got two pillows on your chest, girl...boy...ceer...thing...

Anyways, offer her a place to rest on them chest pillows of yours.

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>43022672
Don't die.

>>43022580
>Super-strength elf kick to the crotch
That's definitely going to need medical attention.

>>43022672
>comfy magic is useless
It literally just relaxes people and calms them down, which is extremely useful if you want to avoid getting violent with someone. How is that useless?

Anyway, you can use runeless magic and she can only use her strength enhancement natural magic, so you should be fine. Tali has a highly charged mana crystal and a staff that reduces mana costs with him if you can find time to grab them.

>>43022852
>That's definitely going to need medical attention.
Don't worry, we have spares.

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Okay, okay.. Let's try the one that DOESN'T involve me turning my back on the raging tree hugger!

Don't let me down!

>Ceera throws you at Fuwa. The elf easily snatches you out of the air and begins crushing you.

>However, being a Ceer artifact you are remarkably resistant to physical damage.

>She continues trying to crush you, veins sticking out on her hand.

>She looks at you in confusion.

fuwa, what the hell? calm down. this isn't very cash money of you.

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>43022903
Hey Fuwa. Please calm down, you hurt Tali, and we really don't want to hurt you.

>>43022903
Take over the school!

>>43022903
STOP TRYING TO CRUSH US YOU DYKE

>>43022903
Fuwa! Stop PMSing, it's not that time of the month!

Also, you suck! How's Tali suppose to make syrup now? 99c will starve.

>>43022903
Umm. Please don't kill everyone? why do you even want to do this? I mean what the hell?

>>43022903
Fuwa, calm down. Thinks of fluffy blankets, fuzzy slippers, warm milk, Hot chocolate, Mint, and other things. Remembert your comfy!

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>>43022903
fuwa, bad comfypire is gone, no more smashy ok

>>43022903
Hey Fuwa. What's wrong?

>>43022903
Whoaaaa pretty girl, easy there. What's eating you? That look doesn't fit your face.

>>43022925
Go back to thanksgiving.

>>43022903
If you keep this up we're going to have to scoop out Lily's eyes and replace them with golem eyes slaved to her brain.
We're also going to have to do it if you don't keep this up.

Basically we're going to be scooping out Lily's eyes and we need a bad enough dude to keep her from flipping shit when the knives come out.

>>43022903
YUS SQUISH US. USE YOUR BIG TROBBING HANDS. SQUISH US MOOORE~

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>43022903
“You rarely have time for everything you want in this life, so you need to make choices. And hopefully your choices can come from a deep sense of who you are.”

Is this raging violent being who you really are? Who you really want to be fuwa?

>>43022903
Fuwa, snap out of it! Calm down breathing Tali's comfy forest smell.

>>43022903
Show us your genitals.

>>43023088
*tips*

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>>43022903
CRUSH US HARDER, YOU WEAKLING.

You want this, don't you? The hate is swelling in you now. Take your gorilla strength hands. Use them. I am unarmed. Strike me down with it. Give in to your anger. With each passing moment you make yourself more wafu's servant.

>>43023088
you sir and or madam get 1 whole internet

>>43022903
Insert orb, recieve comfy

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>You, for the most part, encourage Fuwa to calm down. You whisper reassuring words into her, speaking directly to her in a way that normal beings could not.

>You feel her grip lessen (not that it was doing any damage) and see her calm down.

... Oh...

>>43022951
>>43022948
....

>Fuwa runs off.

"<My orb!>"

1/2

>>43023264
>We're with Fuwa now
This is going to be a comfy chapter.

>>43023264
Good. Now go drain Wafu of every drop of comfy.

>>43023264
Hey give us back!

>>43023264
Oh, so it's her orb now, eh? Effin ceer.

>>43023264
Damn she really needs objects to get her comfy eh?

>>43023264
so do you normally kick people in the cunt when you're mad? I mean Tali was trying to use comfy magic to calm you down and you just kick her in the groin. And judging by the strength behind that kick she isn't going to be able to walk for a week and will probably piss blood for a month.

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>>43023264
>Fuwa keeps running through the school. Down petal's tower, out into the great hall, and down paths that students seldom travel. She finds a small place to hide in and clutches the orb close to herself.

Gotta...

Gotta focus on comfy...

Just think comfy thoughts.

>>43023090
>>43022956
Yeah...

Just... Comfy things.

>She takes a deep breath and exhales.

I think I'm okay for now...

Uhm... What are you?

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>>43023375
THE POLICE YOU SLOTHFUL BITCH

>>43023375
I AM THE GREAT BLUE ORB. not to be confused with green or purple orb for those of us that are colourblind. I HAVE TAUGHT TALI IN THE WAY OF COMFY MAGICKS.

>>43023375
We are the Orb of Infinite Wisdom. Find a blanket.

>>43023375
>Uhm... What are you?
a talking orb who gives sometimes helpful mostly confusing advice to people who need it... which you just stole from tali by the way. He's going to want this back sooner or later.

>>43023375
We're the Orb of Whispers, Tali's artifact. We guide her around and give her advice. We suggested using comfy magic to calm you down, but you kicked her in the cunt before we could get the spell off.

>>43023264
YES, SNAKE! HURT ME MORE!

On a related note, Vaisi needs more comfy.

tali's ball. should probably give us back at some point. can you tell us why you were mad?

>>43023375
so what's that bug thing above you? it looks like a moth.

>>43023375
We're Tali's Blue advice orb, Ceer artifact and an insane collective of voices. You REALLY hurt Tali with that kick. Are you over the Wafu enthrallment yet? Tali saved you from her after all.

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>>43023375
We are the Orb of Chaos and Insanity!

Now go give 99c a headpat!

>>43023375
You killed Tali. Good job, hero. How did it feel?

>>43023375
The better part of Tali's now broken consciousness. Seriously, we felt it when you kicked *** in the crotch.

>>43023375
We are the orb of whispers, font of infinite wisdom. Ask, and we have the answer.

>>43023375
A blue ceer orb of a dubious nature.

>>43023375

Tali's Orb of Whispers, we whisper and shit. Also, you need to go apologize to Tali for that brutal cunt punt.

>>43023375
Hello Fuwa, we are the Orb of Wispers. We are mostly insane, but some of us give very good advice.

And freaky fish facts. But I'm not allowed to say that as long as Tali has fangs.

>>43023375
We're a bunch of jerks that give bad advice. Like, a HUGE bunch of jerks who give TERRIBLE advice.
Mostly we try to do matchmaking at the worst times, and concoct grand plans that almost never materialize.

Except for freeing Vaisi. That was entirely our plan - you can tell because it was absurd, insane, and obvious.

>>43023375
We are all that is comfy and uncomfy. Sup?

>>43023375
We're the Orb of...HOLY SHIT! Quick, Fuwa! Catch the Sylph!

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>>43023375
WHAT ARE WE!?

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>43023375
The person(s) who ends up cleaning up everyone's messes. And totally not causing them.

You keep acting out in rage and you're gonna have a bad time.

Fuwa, you don't need all those comfy magic items to be comfy. Those are just crutches that you've let yourself lean upon and become dependent.

The real comfy came from inside you all along.

>>43023375
Like everyone is saying, we're Tali's advice orb. Ceer artifact. Pretty lewd, but we have non-lewd ideas, too.

You really need to appologize to Tali later, by the way. If you used your magic to enhance that kick then it was probably ovary rupturing. Easily treatable, since there are some really good healers here, but still.

>>43023375

Your actions have brought great discomfort upon many people. But mostly and especially Tali, whom you kicked in the nuts to such a degree that his ancestors and possibly descendants felt it.

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>43023375
c'mon do comfy lewd stuff

>>43023578
>descendants
HA!

>>43023375
catchitcatchitCATCHITCATCHIT!

>>43023375
An advice artifact.

There's a few others floating around this school, but we're the best.

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>>43023369
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>>43023578


Oh gods... I didn't want to kick her in the... The c-cunt.

I was just so mad.

Now she'll never want to nap with me...

>>43023480
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>>43023394

I see...
So, you give advice?

Sometimes bad advice and sometimes good... I think I saw someone with something like you.

Can you help me with my problem, then?

I need my artifacts back to stay comfy.
If I can't then... I just need them back, please.

>>43023375
Get the bug on the table

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>43023375
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>>43023602
THIS.

We'll explain everything, just do us this favor first.

>>43023636
>the cunt

Should we tell her?

>>43023375
You'll have to apologize to Tali for interrupting the snu-snu time with the ceer.

>>43023636
Catch the goddamn Sylph, they're the ultimate bugs of comfy! If you do, we'll help you get your panties back.

>>43023648
no

>>43023648
Nah

>>43023636
Comfymance yourself first, you're using them as a crutch instead of a supplement.

>>43023636
Do you need your artifacts? I think you have an addiction to comfy, Fuwa. You can DO comfy without them! If you don't learn how to comfy without artifacts, Wafu will continue to seduce you with her Comfypire ways!

>>43023636
Maybe if you demonstrated that you felt bad about severely injuring the talking hat, and asked that she ask the teachers to give your artifacts back?

That might work.

Alternately, get Tali and Ceera we're busting your gear out of lock up in some kind of zany plan.

>>43023636
>Now she'll never want to nap with me...
Don't worry, Tali is pretty stupidly nice. He'll nap with you as long as you apologize. Also, he still has a Fuwa Dollar and fuck you all if you think we're going to let that go to waste.

Infact, you should have asked him for his Fuwa Dollar before attacking. Stupid Knife Ears.

>>43023636
do you really need artifacts to be comfy? I mean yeah I know they can help but do you really need them? Couldn't you just find a bed that you damn near sink into when you lay on it with to many pillows and a big fluffy blanket? There's also a cute little bug above you, if you catch it it might be like have a teddy bear.

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>43023636
Tali will totally nap with you. You just gotta make it up to Tali first~

And sure we can help. Probably!

But you gotta explain why you need the artifacts to stay comfy.

And, more importantly you need to do something for us really quick.

CATCH THE SYLPH.

Then we lewd the Sylph.

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>>43023636
Have you tried kicking Wafu in the cunt? That would probably help.

Or you could just have Tali do it. If you can get 'her' to stop pissing blood for five minutes.

>>43023648
Tell her what? Tell her off for using the word? I mean c'mon guys, she was stressed, it's understandable.

>>43023636
You've become too reliant on the comfy of artifacts! you need to remember comfy is as much a state of mind as it is a state for the physical body to be in. Look around you for the comfy in a situation and take solace in it.

Like this table. It's nice safe down here. The temperature is alright. A bit dark but that just helps with napping. Yes this could be seen as quite comfy

>>43023696
you fool now she knows that tali is using magic to hide his true gender.
Shit did I say that out loud.

>>43023636
See, you've become too dependent on those items, How can you call yourself a comfymancer if you can't comfy without them?

>>43023636
CATCH THE SYLPH, FATTY!

>>43023636
Nah, you see, you don't actually need your artifacts after all. The true comfy was inside you, all along.

>>43023648
After how hard she kicked him it might actually be a cunt now.

High impact sex reassignment surgery is wonderful!

>>43023721
Jokes about female bodily functions are not funny. Period.

>>43023636
>I think I saw someone with something like you.
Who might that be?

>>43023750
At least it'll be a comfy cunt.

>>43023636
Of course, let's go find them, and more importantly your book.

>>43023754
Hahaha what? OF course they are.

>>43023636
You're getting what's known as 'Withdrawl'. Like from a drug. You're a drug user and those items were your drugs.

Your options are to get the items back, create less-powerful versions that are still strong enough to keep the edge of your symptoms off, go into the labyrinth and try to find a NEW drug to occupy your mind, quit cold turkey and kick everyone in the cunt, or admit that you have a problem and take steps to fix it.

>>43023754
>Period.
I see what you did there.

>>43023636
You know, you seem to get excessively angry way too easily. I think you might need to scale back on the comfy magic until you have that under control. Not get rid of it entirely, of course, but if it's causing that sort of problem then you're probably too dependant on it.

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>>43023636
Sure. You're going to want to find a cup, two sponges, a rubber glove, some tape, and some olive oil.

Put the rubber glove between the sponges such that the opening is sticking out. Then shove the whole thing in the cup and stretch the opening of the glove back down over the lip of the cup and tape it in place and squirt that oil in it.

Then you give it to Tali to replace her ruined crotch.

>>43023636
So, Tali's male. You probably just killed him through excessive trauma. I mean, really killed him. Like... dead. DEAD dead.

Imagine a vintner stomping grapes. Imagine them popping underfoot, the pulpy flesh contained in a thin, vulnerable skin. That popping sound. Yeah. You made Tali Wine.

>>43023860
Tali has been dead before, couple times actually, and always got better.

>>43023860
>So, Tali's male
there's no need to lie to make her feel worse. She already feels bad so don't try to pile the guilt on.

>>43023849
You are in possession of oddly specific information.

>>43023636
You can craft substitutes quickly and easily. Not great substitutes, but enough for you to be able to function.

In order to defeat Wafu you're going to need somebody immune to her abilities; somebody incapable of being comfy in the first place, or who has been uncomfy so long that being comfortable is alien and makes them uncomfortable.
You know a golem. They are the first type.
Tali rescued Vaisi. She's the second type.

>>43023860
Yeah dude, DICK move, bro. Stop making her worry about Tali, who is clearly a girl...

>>43023886
There are some things a man does not WANT to come back from.

>>43023636

If you need your artifacts to become comfy, then you're not a comfy mage. You're a comfy artifact addict.

You must hone your craft and use it to spread comfyness, rather than hoarding it all for yourself and atop your ivory padded tower. Else you're just a little better than those filthy comfypires.

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I'm not gonna kick anyone else in the... Delicates anymore.

>>43023744
I'm not fat!

You are not helping!

You guys are making me feel terrible! I'm sorry for what I did to her and Solia! They're super cool people and...

It just gets hard to control it.

It's been something my family's been going through for generations...

I'm the first one to even try and control it. It's hard.

My artifacts and comfy spells help, though. I need them back.

>>43023765
I don't remember. It was a darker one, though. Like, dark purple. Almost black.

>>43023748
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>>43023732
...'

Yeah. It's not too bad down here.
I... I think you guys are right.

Perhaps I was working too hard to make artificial comfy I forgot what comfy meant all along.

I think the closest I really got to true comfy is... When I take my naps with Tali. Not much magic. Just cuddle and naps.

>>43023709
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>>43023602
>Fuwa looks above the table. A sylph stares back at her.

"... Hello there."

"Hi." It says, in a really tiny voice. "... Your hair is gone."

"Uhm... Yeah. It was cut cause I was stupid and desperate to get my magic back."

"That's sad. I liked your hair."

"I liked it to."

"You should get it back."

"I want to."

"You can do it. I believe in you."

"Really? Thanks, little sylph."

"You're welcome. I look forward to napping with you when you are well again."

Man.

Today is really weird.

But still... What should I do? Get my artifacts back? Maybe try something else?

If I knew a better way to control this I don't think I would even need artifacts all the time. Just a few to practice my craft.

>>43023920
Well, tough titties. Tali is coming back, whether Tali likes it or not, we have some unfinished business here and Tali is our best vessel for getting it done. No offense, Fuwa.

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>Huurrrrr I'm Fuwa and I think I should tardrage and kick people

>>43024033
Find a non magical pillow and non magical blanket. Practice comfy.

>>43024066
Worst girl.

>>43024033
Get your comfy back, let's try NON ARTIFACT comfy. When we get that down, we'll take on Wafu and get your hair back.

>>43024033
You... could ask your friend tali for help?

The friend who managed to save Vaisi from a horrible soul-raping asshole book when everyone else had given up on Vaisi?

Preeeeetty sure Tali might be able to help you.

>>43024033
Try making lesser versions of those artifacts, when you think you're used to them, donate them to the academy and make even lesser versions.
Step-down until you need the artifacts no more.

>>43024033
Tell us more about this thing. Is it just an anger problem or is that a symptom of the thing?

>>43024033
Well Fuwa, first you should come to the conclusion that comfy doesn't come from artifacts or spells, it comes from self acceptance.

Wherever you are you should be able to find your comfy place. Artifacts are a crutch. The truth is comfy comes from accepting yourself for who you truely are.

But if you still feel the need, yes, you should seek out your artifacts.

Fucking Fatty

>>43024033
What is this "it" your family has had?

>>43024033
So, what is going through your family? Super anger powered strength?

>>43024033
Well, taking your artifacts away completely doesn't seem like a good idea,at least just starting out.how about instead we get your artifacts back, but instead of just using them for your all of your comfy, not use one and instead use a steadily decreasing amount of your own comfy magic. Then, you can remove the next artifact, and so on, hopefully weaning yourself off of them over time.

>>43024033
Getting your artifacts back right now is probably a good idea, just try not to rely on them too much.

>>43024033
First, explain to us what "it" is and what your Elf Magic is.
Then go apologise to Tali, prostrate yourself and ask him to help you.

Then....We do something REALLY stupid.

>>43024033
>It's been something my family's been going through for generations...
>I'm the first one to even try and control it. It's hard.

This might sound odd, but the Thorn class is composed of warriors. If they've been around for a while, they've probably gotten their fair share of berserker-types. Perhaps they can provide some insight into controlling your rage?

>>43024033
Fuwa SMASH!

Seriously, you have orc in you somewhere?

Would ya like to?

>>43024172

I almost thought you wrote "prostate yourself".

Though at this point, Tali's going to need all the dongus support he needs.

>>43024191
Accept Quest: Fuwa Fuwa's Fuwas

"The elf student Fuwa the Soft, bereft of her artifacts, is experiencing a great amount of frustration. Great scholars, familiar with matters of irritability and frustration, recommend hot, syrupy dickings to alleviate the symptoms. Are you ball enough to get an elf maid laid, Orb of Whispers?"

>>43024066
Did she always look this lumpy?

>>43024275
Wafu is not a good artist.

>>43024033
Why is a sylph talking to an elf? Aren't they all human's?

>>43024076
That would be wafu

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Alright... I'll get my stuff back but you guys are absolutely right. I need to find out what true comfy is once again.

I'm... Almost ashamed to have called myself a comfy mage. How could I miss the essential step to it? How could I forget to find comfy from within?

I don't deserve the title The Soft

But I'm damn well gonna get it back.

>>43024105
It's my family. We have a long line of elves with the same ability. We basically can convert all mana into pure energy and adrenaline. It also makes us hyper aggressive and strengthens our bodies. We were pretty much made for fighting. My family stopped purposefully making that happen so the number of us born with this ability has been dwindling. I just got unlucky.

Alright, I think the first step is to apologize to Tali. You guys really think she'll still help me?

I hope so...
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>Fuwa goes to look for Tali. He's not in the Petal Tower. After asking around a bit it's revealed he's in the infirmary for 'Massive groin damage' as Alisya put it.

>Fuwa shuffles over to the infirmary but is stopped at the door by an imposing Holly the Red.

>She speaks softly, as usual, but is all the more terrifying for it.

"There you are." She says. "I was looking for you. Well, admittingly I didn't get long to long as I just finished healing my patient. Funny thing, though, even though my spells detected massive trauma I can't find the source of the injury. There doesn't appear to be any obvious trauma, either. So, elf, what did you do?"

"I..."

"When I removed your artifacts and spellbook I was being kind. If you lie to me you shall receive no mercy."

>>43024408
Tell the truth, Fuwa. Please. We don't want to see you get kicked out.

>>43024408
be honest. you got really really angry and kicked tali really, really hard and you're here to apologize.

>>43024408
Don't fuck around with Holly, she's a psychopath, tell her the whole unabridged truth.

>>43024408
Boot to da groin.

>>43024408
you were trying to sleep, where woken up and went into a rage and before you could calm yourself Tali tried to calm you and you kicked her square in the groin... while enraged.
then snapped back shortly after saw what you did and ran to hide under a table until you felt calm enough/guilty enough to come back and say sorry.

>>43024408
Tell her you cunt punted Tali so hard, you bypassed physical damage and damaged her very being.

Also, tell Holly to fire off a few generic non-discript high powered restoration and regeneration spells at Tali's crotch.

>>43024408
Cunt punt. Box boxing. Valley vexation. Pussy pugilism. Labial lashing. Clitoral clashing. Juicebox judo.

>>43024408
Kicked her between the legs.
also hand us to her we can verify.

>>43024408
"I need my softs!"

>>43024408
Explain your condition specifically.

>>43024408

>>43024446
>>43024458
>>43024473
This, but make sure to start your story far back enough to explain that Wafu started it and you weren't in your right mind.

>>43024408
"I turned her outie into an innie."

>>43024598
Why take chances? Start it a few years before she entered the school. Do not skip any detail.

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>>43024408
Wafu messed with your head. Tali captured you and got Ceera to help fix you, but you eventually used your natural magic to break free and kicked Tali in the groin because your magic makes you hyper aggressive. So now you're here to apologise to Tali for hurting her and Ceera for almost hurting her.

>>43024408
Careful Holly. Your racism is showing

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>>43024446

>Fuwa begins to ramble on about her true magic, Wafu, her loss of comfy, and then accidentally kicking Tali's crotch hard enough that you're sure everything is broken.

>Holly listens, her arms folded, making no sounds as Fuwa explains everything.

"... I see." She says.

"Am I in trouble?"

"Not right now you aren't. But, if this happens again you will be expelled and sealed. Got it?"

"Yes, Professor."

>Holly gets back to work on fixing Tali. She uses generic healing spells but they seem to work. Moments later Fuwa is given the clear to talk to her.

"... Hey."

"Hey Fuwa."

"... Sorry for kicking you."

"Oh, I'm fine. Barely felt a thing. How are you doing, though?"

... I still feel bad. She just forgave me but...

>>43024807
Just give her a hug, Fuwa. Just give her a hug.

>>43024807
Get in the bed. Get comfy with Tali. H- She's not comfy under that exterior.

>>43024807
Oh god, she is dieing on the inside. Give her hugs. Preferably at chest to face level.

>>43024807
Hey, isn't something wrong with the orb's color? ARE WE THE RIGHT ORB?

>>43024807
so uh tali, how long you stuck in here... and can you walk?

>>43024807
>>43024807
Snuggle her, Fuwa, comfort her pains and be comfy

>>43024807
>... I still feel bad. She just forgave me but...
SHe's fine, this just means she gets to spend more time with Vaisi.

We should get her presents though, go use your angry fatty strength to solo dungeons.

>>43024807

"Will you be able to have children?"

>>43024807
Whatever you do, don't give us back to Tali just yet. You know, cuz, ah, probably best for Tali to just focus on her recovery.

Yup, that's it, totally not because we don't want to risk feeling the terrible terrible pain she's in right now. Just wanna avoid distracting the recovering elf, that's all.

>>43024846
It doesn't matter, this one's working fine.

>>43024807
You know what you must do.

You must recover The Little Death and give them to her.

>Larro is running a thread

Did I accidentally stumble into bizzaro /tg/?

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>>43024807
its obvious that you must be her servant and take care of her on hand and foot until she's fully better to restore your honor.

And at the same time, it will give you training on controlling yourself and relearning the meaning of inner comfy!

>>43024807
>Barely felt a thing
Wow, you dealt so much damage she lost all feeling down there.

>>43024926
Good idea, I'm sure she'll enjoy that.

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>>43024807
That face is a facade. She's using illusion magic so that you don't feel bad.

I'm happy to let you know that she's actually suffering right now. You're welcome!

>>43025000

You forgot the ^ bump on the blanket

>>43025083
Silly anon, that doesn't exist Anymore.

>>43025083
More of a v at this point.

>>43024942
Shhhh.

Just appreciate the strange majestic wonder of it.

>>43025083
More like a V now.

>>43025000
>Do you see that, Fuwa? That is the face of ultimate suffering. 99c made that face when she misplaced her stock and had to close shop for an entire day. The elf in the bed makes it now.

>>43025083
the ^ is forever gone, punted up past the pelvis until there is just V remaining

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>>43025130

Whats that german word for it. wanderungballs or something. When the family jewels are kicked hard enough they enter the body and 'get lost'

i'm guessing ceera will become more male in the coming months.

>>43025161
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>>43025110
Don't you think you're tipping Tali's hand?

>>43025179
Nah, 99c is going to take over duties as man of the house.

>>43025179
"Ceera, just because it's broken doesn't mean it can be penetrated..."

"There's an old Ceer proverb... <If there's not a hole, make one>."

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>>43025000
That... That's not true...

>>43024953
Please, stop...

>>43024893
I'm a perfectly healthy weight for my size!

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>Fuwa gives Tali a hug. It's the most she can do right now since when she tries to climb into bed with her Holly gave her a very disapproving look.

>>43024943
>>43024926

"Tali... I appreciate you putting on a brave face but I know I hurt you. I plan on making it up to you any way I can. Here."

>Fuwa gives him The Little Death.

"These are a very very powerful artifact. Wear it and I'm sure all your arches and pains will go away."

"......"

"If there's anything else I can do for you just let me know."

"Uhm, no. I'm fine. Really."

I can't tell if she's being stubborn, polite, or is genuinely okay right now.

>>43025209
Tali's getting aroused~

>>43025209

She probably needs some rest and some space.

Also, I hope you weren't wearing those when you gifted them to Tali. That's kind of gross.

i don't think you can do anything more right now, come back after she gets discharged.

>>43025209
she's being stubborn, obviously you have to use fatty strength to hold him down and attach the artifact by hand. THERES NO OTHER WAY, FATTY! EXPUNGE YOUR GUILT!

>>43025209

She's probably shy about putting on another girl's panties right in front of her, maybe you should turn around?

>>43025209
Maybe mention something about us to her? You know, maybe she's just worrying about us, and we're misinterpreting how she's feeling.

>>43025194
If anyone could impregnate Tali, it'd be either 99c or Lan

Did fuwa just strip off her panties infront of Tali?

Fuwa.

Help Tali wear it.

Shes obviously unable to do so. Do this. Stop her pain. Make it right.

>>43025209
Girl Tali is cute.

She's being appreciative, Fuwa. She knows how much your comfy artifacts mean to you and she doesn't want to take them from you.

Also tell her that we're going to do everything we can to help fix her and possibly get her ice cream.

>>43025209
probably confused, I mean you did just hand her underwear. No matter how good any underwear is it's always strange to get underwear as a gift.

>>43025209
Nothing much more you can do. Just apologize again later.

Also, tell Tali that we're going with you at least until she gets discharged.

>>43025279
>Did fuwa just strip off her panties infront of Tali?
Didn't she just got them back from Holly?

>>43025209
She's probably just tired after experiencing your shoe-based fleshcrafting.

>>43025209

Fuwa, you just need to wear the panties to make the pain go away right?

Put the panties on Tali's head.

>>43025209
She'll be fine. You can do more once she get's discharged. We'll just stick with you until then.

>>43025209
She's feeling awkward. Tali's never worn girly underwear before. Always wears boxers. You might have to make her put them on, but she'll feel better afterwards, so it's okay, right?

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>>43025209
>That... That's not true...
If only your eyes were as sharp as your ears.

YOU DID THIS.

>>43025209
Apologize for running off with Us. Also apologize to Ceera for scaring her.

Ask Tali for help.

I know you feel bad and all that, but it doesn't have to happen right now. Just let her know that you're trying to better yourself and if she could come up with any ideas or what not you'd appreciate all the help you can get.

And if she'd like you to leave her alone for now do it. but if Tali's still being a dick about it, hand us over and we'll straighten him out.

Apologizing to every person you've hurt in fits of anger is probably a pretty good idea, too.

>>43025243
Don't worry, they're self cleaning! Their special feature wouldn't be very good if they were drenched afterwards.

Fuwa, what are the little death's powers?

>>43025209
Take the panties back and put them on in front of Tali. She'd like that.

>>43025209
well at least you get cool new title now!

fuwa "cunpunter" "the soft"

>>43025209
Ask where Ceera went off to, you need to apologize to her too.

>>43025431
Yeah, you probably didn't notice, but you destroyed something very precious of her's.

>>43025209
Yes, Tali. Wear the panties.

Mmmm... Ceera gonna go nuts...

>>43025351
alright that's enough stop antagonizing the super-strong comfy mage

>>43025209
You should. Cast comfy magic on Tali. Let's see, something something... 'relax inflammation and swelling, coax pain' or something like that.

And make him a package of ice wrapped in a towel or something.

>>43025511
I speak the truth. Fuwa antagonizes herself through her actions.

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>>43025459
What was it..?

>>43025425
Please stop...

>>43025371
They'll never get dirty and are super comfortable.

>>43025351
Please...

>>43025247
I'm going to ignore you!

>Fuwa takes a deep breath and explains to Tali why she did what she did and says once again how super sorry she is. Tali accepts her apology and tries to give back Fuwa's artifact but the comfy mage insists that she keep it. She even helps her apply it in an unconventional way.

"... I do feel more comfortable."

"Right? Like I said if there's anything I can do to help you just ask me, okay? I'm really really sorry."

"I'll keep that in mind but really it's fine."

>Fuwa gives her another hug. She's such a sweet girl.

I guess I should start apologizing to others, first. Clear myself of all this baggage.

God, I haven't walked around the school this much in ages.

>She goes to Root's area and finds Solia. The undine is in her workout gear and looks ready to take off. Just like with Tali, Fuwa apologizes for her behavior and asks for forgiveness.

"Aww~ You're so sweet~ It's no big deal! Really! But, you know, if that guilt is still eating you up and you wanted to, I don't know, help me out with a few experiments that would be cool."

>>43025511
she doesn't have her spell book, she can't cast magic

>>43025600
Holy shit, Gears is out of her Neetcave!

>>43025600
>She even helps her apply it in an unconventional way.
l-lewd
Also, accept, what could possibly go wrong?

>>43025600
>if that guilt is still eating you up and you wanted to, I don't know, help me out with a few experiments that would be cool.
is this another machine that sucks the soles out of people?

>>43025587
So what you're saying is a true comfy mage has mastered self-tranquility, without the use of magic, and cannot resist uncomfiness by training in secret relaxation techniques?

>>43025607
No reverse-reverse comfy spell then.

>>43025600
Don't worry about being plump. The plushness is very soft. You seem to have plenty of strength to back it up.

>>43025600
>What was it..?
You didn't notice that Ceera and Tali are a couple? Damn, girl. I had always heard that fat was relatively low density, but you're pretty damn dense regardless.

>>43025600
Ummmmm...... Not right now. Excuse yourself saying that there are other people you need to speak to.

>>43025600
Don't do any of those experiments. That Undine will rip the soul out of your body.

I do encourage you to go running with Gears though. It might be a way to RELIEVE some of the energy you have from being angry.

>>43025600
It might be safe, I wouldn't bet on it though.

>>43025600
Fuwa, please ask Tali how her cunt is doing

>>43025670
Its been proven scientifically like that exercise releases happiness in yourself. Do it go run with Gears and then revel in the comforting glow when it finally ends!

Trust us.

>>43025600
>What was it..?
Naughty bits.

>>43025600
Don't do it! Experiments are neat, but rarely comfy. Assuaging your guilt is important, but you mustn't throw away your future to make up for the past!

>>43025600
Fuwa, I don't think your fat. You aren't even chubby. Some of the other voices just want to egg you on. Some of us are like that, sorry.

Also, what's the harm in helping her with experiments. Sounds reasonable. You're students of magic, experimentation is vital to your future success as magic users.

>>43025600
On the one hand, you did almost kill her. On the other hand, well... You did hear about what she did to Cora, right?

>>43025600
Get some details on the experiment first. Last time we helped her we disintegrated. It was a fun disintegration, but still.

>>43025640
That is just a Gears robot.

>>43025600
>>43025719
>Naughty bits.
Yes, was joke about Tali's nethers belonging to the Ceer. (but Ceer don't do committed relationships, so she'd probably be willing to share, eh, eh?)

>>43025883
Threesome?

>>43025938
Pile.

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>>43025664
Oh... Oh! I didn't notice! And stop being rude!

"What kind of experiment?"

"Welll, I'm trying to determine the limits of the human body without a soul inside of it. Pretty neat stuff. You interested?"

"... I think I'll pass."

>>43025670
>>43025716

"Are you guys running?" Fuwa asks.

"Ah, yes." Solia drapes her arms around Gears and pats her stomach. "In seems that in the pursuit of greater knowledge our dear leader neglected her poor body."

"Shut it, Solia."

"She's gotta understand that you only get one of these things. Maybe two, if you're lucky."

"I swear to Asam, you fish, if you keep touching me..."

"So we've been jogging every day." Solia unhands Gears.

"Can I join?"

"Sure! Get your running gear and meet us at the Thorn training ground."

"Sure thing."

This should be fun.

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>>43025938
It'd probably be a lot like trying to have sex in a beanbag.

>>43025976
Why is Elizabeth grabbing Solia's crotch?

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>>43025976
>stop being rude!
I can't wait to see you "jog".

>>43026007
Why aren't we grabbing her crotch?

>>43026016
im just waiting for angry hormones to get her to break the sound barrier

>>43026016
Rude.

>>43025976
Ummm... If you don't exercise regularly already, you'll actually probably be pretty miserable after this. At least you won't be alone with Gears here.

>>43026020
WE HAVE NO HANDS!

WE WOULD HAVE ALREADY MOLESTED THE GLOBAL POPULATION IF WE COULD GRAB CROTCHES

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----

"Not bad, guys. We'll try again tomorrow."

THIS

THIS WAS NOT COMFY
THIS WAS NOT COMFY AT ALL.
YOU LIED TO ME

>>43026016
...grey orb?

>>43026052
ITS TIME TO GET MAD
GO RUN A DUNGEON AND PUNCH A DEMON IN THE DICK

>>43026052
WE DIDN'T LIE
NOW YOU'RE TOO EXHAUSTED TO BE ANGRY
WE'RE TRYING TO HELP YOU GET RID OF YOUR COMFY ADDICTION

>>43026052
>YOU LIED TO ME
Told you so.

But the truth is after that training, everything will be comfy.

>>43026052
That's because you're too use to laying around. Comfy needs exercise too, just look at Lyra. She's so comfy, she's always happy even when she's in battle.

>>43026052

Isn't it because you sit around all day that you're feeling this bad?

>>43026052
See, this attitude right here is why you're such an artifact-dependent wad.

Work for your comfy, you cur.

>>43026052
Ya, the other voices forgot to mention that people that don't exercise regularly actually feel pretty miserable at the end of a workout.

I guess treat it as an opportunity to try to find as much comfort as possible without the use of your magic and artifacts.

>>43026052
No, we meant you'll be comfy when you relax after going through a living hell. The actual exercise is still a horrible, horrible thing.

>>43026052
Comfy comes in time. First you need to burn the uncomfyness out.
It's like breaking in a pair of shoes, except with your bones and ligaments!

>>43026052
You don't understand fuwa.

You see, you take the uncomfy.

Then, you take a nice hot bath, and unwind, and discover true comfy only comes to you after discomfort. The comparison makes it all that much sweeter, like cleansing the pallet.

>>43026052
You'll get used to it. Just take some time to recover and you'll be fine.

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>>43026052
Fuwa, how can you say you know what comfy is if you cannot find inner comfyness in situations of total and complete uncomfy?

How can you master your rage and enter the zen of comfy if you let yourself get frustrated over every little problem?

A comfymage exists to bring comfy to the world, but that comfyness needs to be pure and start from within.

Find what is comfy about this situation right now, when you can your journey to the heart of comfy will take another step forward.

Also, who founded the school of comfy magic?

>>43026052
Now go to your comfy spot and lay down. Tell me if it doesn't feel more comfy than it ever has been before.

You just can't fully appreciate the comfy till you feel the strain.

>>43026052
Think of it this way: all the discomfort you just felt will make your Tali nap session that much more comfy.

Just as we need darkness in our lives to bring out the light, we need to experience discomfort to understand true comfiness

>>43026052
Getting a good work out will make the comfy feel all that much better. You will thank us for it.

>>43026052
first you must know pain to experience comfy my child.

now start running again you fat whore.

>>43026052
FEEL THE BURN

TRUE COMFINESS LIES IN GAINS. WRITE DOWN ON A SCALE OF 1 TO COMPLETELY FUCKED HOW PAINFUL IT IS RIGHT NOW

THEN DO IT AGAIN TOMORROW AND WRITE IT DOWN

RINSE AND REPEAT YOU WILL SEE YOUR GLORIOUS GAINS

>>43026052

Uncomfyness and comfyness are two sides of the same coin. Like light and dark. One cannot exist without the other. There cannot be two comfyness.

Also, running is healthy for you. By getting better at running, you will feel more comfy when running.

Comfyness in all things.

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How can I be comfortable later when I feel so miserable now?

Why would you mislead me like that!

I FUCKING TRUSTED Y-

"Alright, shower time!" Solia says as she picks up Gears off the ground.

"Huh?"

"Come on. You probably feel like crap right now. Let's wash off that work-out sweat and relax."
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>The three of them are in the big bath in Minia Academy. A few students are about but Fuwa notices none of them. As she rests in the warm water all her aches and pains seem to vanish.

>It's a natural comfy that not even her greatest spells could hope to achieve.

>She hears Solia say something.

"What was that?" Fuwa replies.

"Oh, nothing. My body just likes to babble sometimes. So, how are you feeling?"

"I'm feeling..."

1/2

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>>43026052
its either endure and learn how to be a cool comfy mage or give up and be a failure comfypire.

like wafu.

>>43026374
wait, what's the body saying?

>>43026399
Help me

>>43026374
Is the tentacle girl carrying a ship model?

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>>43026374
"I feel great, actually!"

This is it! This is what I was missing out on! I found it!

You guys were right all along!

>>43026374
>My body just likes to babble sometimes
It's still alive and crying for help

>>43026423
Fucking told you.

>>43026399
"kill me, my soul is trapped."

I just imagined Fuwa getting tired of the Orb's shit and asking how Tali with this, and informing her that we mostly just direct racial slurs her way.

Speaking of,
>>43026423
What are the good ones for humans?

Fuwa's Fuwas are surprisingly modest

>>43026423
Now you truly understand what it means to be COMFY.

Next step? Get revenge on Wafu and get your hair back.

>>43026423
Now you can help Tali by bringing her to the bath every day with you.

>>43026423
That's what we love to hear. If only Tali appreciated us that much.

We're glad for you, Fuwa.

>>43026423
See? Now go drink a protein shake and take a nap.

>>43026423

Of course we were. We're like an infinite number of voices saying an infinite number of things in less time than it takes for a synapse to fire. Statistically speaking, we're going to be right about something.

Except for that bit with Tali. That was not our proudest hour.

>>43026423
Fuwa, figure out what the body is saying when it Babbles. It might be alive under there!

>>43026452
>Fuwa's Fuwas are surprisingly modest
ok, might take that back, they look bigger in this picture; was basing that on the previous

>My body just likes to babble sometimes
Odd. It didn't seem to have any sort of functioning mind when we possessed it back at the beach.

>>43026482
Larro can't into boobies

>>43026486
Didn't we even scan it and found it lifeless?

>>43026486
Probably a reflex/spasm caused by the nervous system not being completely dead yet.

>>43026423
Yup, uncomfy leaving the body feels pretty good.

I take it you still don't have your spellbook? I want to check Solia's puppet-body for a soul. You know, just to be sure.

>>43026423
Remember this: To experience Heaven, you must go through hell.

ONLY BY PUTTING YOURSELF THROUGH GRUELING CHALLENGES CAN YOU DETERMINE WHAT IS AND IS NOT TRULY COMFORTABLE!

>>43026486
probably cant hear her with all the infinite souls talking, or it could be us waking her after we left.

>>43026503
>Inb4 the orb left some of us behind in the body.
>It's spouting out lewd.

>>43026486
What if us possessing it at the beach left abit of us, or cause it's own soul to show up, or sparked a new soul or something.

I mean we are vaguely defined.

>>43026423
You only need to trust us.

>>43026423
you have a nice pair of breasts.